Episode 11

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0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Wind me up, put me down and watch me go

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Cos it's easy once you know how it's done

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# You can't stop now, it's already begun. #

0:00:20 > 0:00:23APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:23 > 0:00:27Ladies and gentlemen - good times are just around the corner!

0:00:27 > 0:00:32And so are your hosts - it's Sam and Mark!

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Haagh!

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Whoo!

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Yeah, yeah, yeah!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Yeah!

0:00:51 > 0:00:52Whoo!

0:00:56 > 0:00:58- All right!- Oh, yes.

0:00:58 > 0:01:03- Welcome to the weekend. - Oh, yes. This is where it starts.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06We are about to wind things up for the weekend,

0:01:06 > 0:01:10and you are invited along for the ride.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14This show is jam-packed full of surprises for you at home

0:01:14 > 0:01:17- and for you lot here in the studio. - Yeah!

0:01:17 > 0:01:20CHEERING

0:01:20 > 0:01:22For example, on today's show,

0:01:22 > 0:01:26we are going to be winding up an aunty in this audience

0:01:26 > 0:01:28and putting her memory to the test.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32- Whooo!- And we've taken our hidden cameras on the road,

0:01:32 > 0:01:36stitching people up left, right and centre. You're at home,

0:01:36 > 0:01:39the doorbell goes, and then this happens...

0:01:39 > 0:01:43# Happy birthday, birthday, birthday, it's your birthday today

0:01:43 > 0:01:46# We hope that you enjoy yourself

0:01:46 > 0:01:49# It's your birthday, it's nice to have a birthday

0:01:49 > 0:01:53# Because it's your birthday Happy birthday, hey! #

0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Hey! Hey!- Yes.- Very good.

0:01:58 > 0:02:03Who knows when we might turn up at your door in a ridiculous disguise.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07- There's plenty more where that came from.- Also later in the show,

0:02:07 > 0:02:10two lucky families will be going head-to-head, trying to win

0:02:10 > 0:02:15what some are calling the greatest prize ever on national television.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17A presenter!

0:02:17 > 0:02:18Whoo!

0:02:18 > 0:02:22The question is, is it going to be me...?

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Is it me?- Is it me?

0:02:25 > 0:02:26- Or is it him?- I don't know.

0:02:26 > 0:02:31One lucky family could be leaving today with either me or Mark.

0:02:31 > 0:02:36They'll be taking us home, to do whatever they want with us -

0:02:36 > 0:02:38which is actually quite terrifying.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42I didn't sleep at all last night, I won't lie to you.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46Big Friday Wind-up is also partial to the odd celebrity.

0:02:46 > 0:02:53Today we're joined by superstar dance duo Chris and Wes!

0:02:53 > 0:02:57We will be catching up with Chris and Wes later in the show.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00But now, it's time for less talk and more action.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04This is the show with a surprise around every corner,

0:03:04 > 0:03:09so no-one is safe, especially if you're an embarrassing dad.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16OK, so, embarrassing dads...

0:03:16 > 0:03:21Looking for an embarrassing dad. I can see you're all a bit nervous,

0:03:21 > 0:03:23especially...you, Bill!

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Now, we've heard from your daughter Phoebe...

0:03:27 > 0:03:30- How are you doing, Phoebe? - I'm good, thanks.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34We've heard that once you went bowling, and instead of

0:03:34 > 0:03:39throwing the ball down the aisle, you went down the aisle!

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Do you want to explain yourself, Bill?

0:03:41 > 0:03:45- Well, yes, I'm a little bit competitive...- Aren't we all?

0:03:45 > 0:03:49Went hurtling along, bowled the ball, forgot the line was there,

0:03:49 > 0:03:53and didn't realise it was so slippery on the other side of the line.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- Yep, it is! - Headfirst, down the lane.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00Even more embarrassing, I work in a school, and didn't realise

0:04:00 > 0:04:05- there were lots of my pupils. - Oh, no, on the next aisles?!

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Oh, no! How many pins did you get down?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09- All ten.- All ten!

0:04:09 > 0:04:11- APPLAUSE - That's good!

0:04:11 > 0:04:16That was a pretty embarrassing story - Mark, can you beat that?

0:04:17 > 0:04:21Embarrassing dads, well... Let's have a look.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24They're all going like this - no, not me.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28Oh, I think we've got one... here, haven't we, Hugh?

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Hiya!

0:04:29 > 0:04:33- And is this Olivia?- Yeah. - Are you all right, Olivia?- Yeah.

0:04:33 > 0:04:37- You were painting your summer house, weren't you?- One summer's day, yep.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41- What happened, mate?- I went to get some paint out from the garage,

0:04:41 > 0:04:45- pink paint, left over from my daughter's bedroom.- Pink?

0:04:45 > 0:04:49Pink. Yep, nice. And the paint pot fell straight onto my head.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53That's bad, but that's not even the worst part, people.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57- What happened next?- Despite trying to wash a lot of it out,

0:04:57 > 0:05:02I ended up out on the high street, not realising I had pink hair.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Over to you, Sam, any more?

0:05:04 > 0:05:08Hey, we've all been there, pink hair!

0:05:08 > 0:05:11I want to speak to...you, Hrithika.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13- Hello.- Are you all right?- Yep.

0:05:13 > 0:05:18Now, we have heard that you have a bit of an embarrassing dad

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- because he likes to do a bit dancing...?- Yes.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- How does that make you feel? - Embarrassed!

0:05:24 > 0:05:28- Of course! Where is he today? - At home.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31That's a shame. I'd have liked to have met him.

0:05:31 > 0:05:37Actually, he's not at home. He's right here in the Wind-Up Studio!

0:05:37 > 0:05:42Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Hrithika's dad!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:05:50 > 0:05:54HIGH-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:05:58 > 0:06:01AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG IN TIME

0:06:13 > 0:06:15APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Give me a hug. That was amazing!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23That was like ballet

0:06:23 > 0:06:27mixed with Bollywood, with a slash of Michael Jackson thrown in!

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Personally, I dig that,

0:06:30 > 0:06:33but is this the type of thing that embarrasses you?

0:06:35 > 0:06:37- She's lost for words, mate! - I can see why.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Don't worry, we are going to give your dad the chance

0:06:40 > 0:06:42to redeem himself on national television.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Dad, get yourself ready. Hrithika, come with me.

0:06:45 > 0:06:50We're going down there. It's time to play Dad On A Wheel!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52CHEERING

0:06:56 > 0:07:01OK, now, Dad is backstage, getting himself ready.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05- Are you ready to see your dad as you've never seen him before?- Yes.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Studio audience,

0:07:07 > 0:07:12- are you ready to see her dad as you've never seen him before?- Yes!

0:07:12 > 0:07:14In that case, everybody in the audience,

0:07:14 > 0:07:17please give it up for Dad On A Wheel!

0:07:17 > 0:07:24# Daddy, daddy cool! Daddy, daddy cool! #

0:07:24 > 0:07:28- Yeah! Dad, you look good! How you feeling?- Great!

0:07:28 > 0:07:33- You're feeling great? He's feeling great.- If you've just tuned in,

0:07:33 > 0:07:35as you can see, we've got a dad on a wheel.

0:07:35 > 0:07:40- The wheel is split into six sections. Sam.- Thanks, Mark.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43You may have noticed there are three golden sections.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46If dad lands on "dad", he will win himself a prize.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- That would be nice?- Yes. - That would be lovely.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51- AUDIENCE: Ooooh! - "Ooooh" indeed!

0:07:51 > 0:07:55Wait till you hear this one. If Dad lands on "audience",

0:07:55 > 0:07:58he will win a prize for our entire studio audience!

0:07:58 > 0:08:00CHEERING

0:08:00 > 0:08:05But, better still, if Dad lands on the star,

0:08:05 > 0:08:10- he will win a prize for his lovely daughter, Hrithika.- He might do.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13APPLAUSE You're jumping the gun there!

0:08:13 > 0:08:16I've got a question that she needs to answer correctly

0:08:16 > 0:08:18to win the star prize.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20We don't give out a star prize willy-nilly!

0:08:20 > 0:08:23But what we are saying is, gold is good.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Red, however, is bad.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28AUDIENCE: Ooooooh!

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Yes, if Dad lands on red,

0:08:31 > 0:08:36he will come face-to-face with the Foaminator...!

0:08:36 > 0:08:39ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

0:08:50 > 0:08:54- Come over, Chris and Wes! I'm scared!- I'm scared!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Guys, you look good.

0:08:56 > 0:09:01Now, you know the score. No more mister nice guys.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03If Dad lands on red,

0:09:03 > 0:09:07you need to release a furious amount of foam right in his face!

0:09:07 > 0:09:11- OK? Understand?- Easy. - Excellent.- In that case, here we go.

0:09:11 > 0:09:16Loads of prizes, no big deal. Come on, Sam, wind up that wheel!

0:09:16 > 0:09:20# I'm spinning around Move out of my way

0:09:20 > 0:09:24# I know you're feeling it Cos you like it like this

0:09:24 > 0:09:28# I'm breaking it down I'm not the same

0:09:28 > 0:09:31# I know you're feeling it... #

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Who'd have thought it?! Hang on!

0:09:36 > 0:09:41I'm just going to wind you right up. So, the first spin, you land on red,

0:09:41 > 0:09:45which means you get foamed. I'll stand behind here,

0:09:45 > 0:09:48so I don't get foamed. OK, three, two, one, go!

0:09:48 > 0:09:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:09:54 > 0:09:58- Stop the foam! Stop the foam! - It's safe!- OK, good!

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- How you feeling, Dad, are you all right?- Yeah.- OK!

0:10:03 > 0:10:06OK, two more spins. Here we go!

0:10:06 > 0:10:11# I'm spinning around Move out of my way

0:10:11 > 0:10:13# I know you're feeling me Cos you like it like this

0:10:13 > 0:10:17# I'm breaking it down... #

0:10:20 > 0:10:24- Oh, dear. You all right, Dad? - Yeah.- Sorry about that.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27This means, for a second time, you're going to get foamed.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30OK, in three, two, one! Foam him!

0:10:37 > 0:10:40You're all right!

0:10:40 > 0:10:46OK, so, Dad, it's not working out for you - I'm not going to lie!

0:10:46 > 0:10:49- We have one more spin. Let's try and make it a prize.- Come on!

0:10:49 > 0:10:53# I'm spinning around Move out of my way

0:10:53 > 0:10:59# I know you're feeling me Cos you like it like this

0:10:59 > 0:11:00# I'm breaking it down... #

0:11:00 > 0:11:04APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:11:04 > 0:11:06It's landed on "audience"

0:11:06 > 0:11:12which means you have won a prize for everybody in this audience.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Let's see what it is.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19- You've all won some popcorn! - CHEERING

0:11:21 > 0:11:26That means, at the end of Dad On A Wheel, you got sprayed twice,

0:11:26 > 0:11:30but you have won this entire audience some popcorn.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33You've been a cracking sport. Give it up for Dad

0:11:33 > 0:11:34and our Foaminators!

0:11:34 > 0:11:37APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:11:37 > 0:11:42Fantastic! That was amazing. Well done.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45You're doing all right, aren't you, audience?

0:11:45 > 0:11:49That is not all, because we are inviting you and your family

0:11:49 > 0:11:54- to come back later on in the show and play Win The Presenter!- Oh, yes!

0:11:56 > 0:12:00That's right, you could be going home with either me or Sam!

0:12:00 > 0:12:02How do you feel about that?

0:12:02 > 0:12:05- Happy.- That's good!- That's what we want, to make you happy!

0:12:05 > 0:12:09We now know that Hrithika and her family will be taking part

0:12:09 > 0:12:13in Win The Presenter later. But who will they be playing against?

0:12:13 > 0:12:17- It could be anyone in this audience today.- Anyone.

0:12:17 > 0:12:21- AUDIENCE: Ooooh! - So keep watching to find out who.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25Let's see what else is coming up on today's rather crazy show!

0:12:25 > 0:12:29Why are Sam and Mark looking even more ridiculous than usual?

0:12:29 > 0:12:34Because they've taking part in the game that's sweeping the nation.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37In Yer Face!

0:12:37 > 0:12:39The Finger Of Fun is on the loose,

0:12:39 > 0:12:42which means another member of the Wind Up audience

0:12:42 > 0:12:45is in for the surprise of their lives, but who's it going to be?

0:12:45 > 0:12:48And if you're a fan of high-speed chimps

0:12:48 > 0:12:54and presenters in dodgy underwear, stay tuned for Win The Presenter!

0:12:55 > 0:13:00Now, this week's Wind Up guests remind me a little bit of us two.

0:13:00 > 0:13:05They're funny, they're stylish, and boy, can they dance.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09That's it! Please give it up for Got To Dance winners Chris and Wes!

0:13:09 > 0:13:12APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Chris and Wes, lovely to have you on the show.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18- Thank you for having us.- Pleasure.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21First of all, can we congratulate you on winning Got To Dance!

0:13:21 > 0:13:25That is pretty impressive.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Can I ask you, have you? Have you GOT to dance?

0:13:28 > 0:13:31- Of course we have!- That's our life!

0:13:31 > 0:13:34Let's take a look at the moment that you did win Got To Dance.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37DAVINA MCCALL: Chris and Wes!

0:13:37 > 0:13:41CHEERING

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Lovely. That's a lovely reaction.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52So, lads, how has winning that competition changed your lives?

0:13:52 > 0:13:55- Literally... - Flipped it upside down. Literally.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59We won it, and the next day I wanted to stay in bed as long as possible,

0:13:59 > 0:14:02because we'd been rehearsing non-stop.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04We had the semi-final on the Friday,

0:14:04 > 0:14:07so we were rehearsing for two or three months.

0:14:07 > 0:14:11I wanted to stay in bed, but we were out by 8:30, doing interviews.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Really? Showbiz life straightaway!

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Not only did you win the title,

0:14:17 > 0:14:21but you can buy a good bed with 250 grand!

0:14:21 > 0:14:23- That was the prize money. - I haven't done that yet.

0:14:23 > 0:14:28- What have you bought with the money? - Matching cars.- Really?!- Yes!

0:14:28 > 0:14:32They're the same in every way - the colour, the shape, everything.

0:14:32 > 0:14:36- What happens in the car park when you can't find your keys?- We've done it!

0:14:36 > 0:14:39- We were bleeping it...- Don't know whose it is.- Oh, that's me!

0:14:39 > 0:14:43Before becoming global superstars,

0:14:43 > 0:14:45you were backing dancers for an A-list celebrity.

0:14:45 > 0:14:49- Yeah, Cheryl Cole.- Wow! - She's lovely. It was wicked.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53That was a really good experience, especially at the Royal Albert Hall.

0:14:53 > 0:14:59That was amazing. It was a very militant routine. We had these hats.

0:14:59 > 0:15:03There was an issue with mine. We had to get a strap to pull it down.

0:15:03 > 0:15:08Cos it would come to here, but when they let it go it would go...

0:15:08 > 0:15:10The Royal Albert Hall goes up,

0:15:10 > 0:15:13so I want to look up, but I'm not allowed to.

0:15:13 > 0:15:18He was the same, he said, "I want to look up, but I can't!"

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Well, before you do your exclusive performance,

0:15:21 > 0:15:23could you please try and teach me and Sam a move?

0:15:23 > 0:15:26- Of course!- Here we go.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29CHEERING

0:15:31 > 0:15:34We have a bit of music. Let's have the music, get us in the mood.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36MUSIC STARTS

0:15:36 > 0:15:38What have you got for us?

0:15:38 > 0:15:40- Join hands.- Join hands.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43OK, you've got an arm movement with the wrist and elbows.

0:15:43 > 0:15:48- And we'll take it from the fingers. Ready?- Do it. ..Oh, nice.

0:15:51 > 0:15:55- Come back!- Come back!- Oh, wow!

0:15:58 > 0:16:02- CHEERING - Nice work, nice work.

0:16:02 > 0:16:06We'll leave you to the dancing, and we'll stick to the presenting.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Chris and Wes, if you'd like to get ready for your performance, please.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:16:11 > 0:16:15Don't give up the day job, I'm telling you!

0:16:15 > 0:16:18OK, audience, and everyone at home, prepare to be blown away.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Ashley Banjo from Diversity described them

0:16:20 > 0:16:23as the most unique dance act he's ever seen.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26You are about to find out why. It's Chris and Wes!

0:16:26 > 0:16:28APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:16:30 > 0:16:31ALARM CLOCK RINGS

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Chris, we're going to be late for the final!

0:16:39 > 0:16:42MUSIC: "One More Time" by Daft Punk

0:16:59 > 0:17:03I think we're lost!

0:17:03 > 0:17:07# Just the two of us We can make it if we try

0:17:07 > 0:17:14- # Just the two of us - Just the two of us. #

0:17:14 > 0:17:17MUSIC: "aNYway" by Duck Sauce

0:17:27 > 0:17:33- Oh, my days! It's Sam and Mark. - They're gorgeous! Oh, my days!

0:17:34 > 0:17:37# Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? #

0:17:37 > 0:17:41MUSIC: "One" by Swedish House Mafia

0:17:54 > 0:17:56We made it!

0:17:56 > 0:17:57APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:18:01 > 0:18:05That was amazing! Amazing! Brilliant!

0:18:05 > 0:18:10- Thanks so much! One more time, give it up for Chris and Wes!- Fantastic!

0:18:10 > 0:18:12APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:18:12 > 0:18:15See you later. Wow, they can dance!

0:18:15 > 0:18:18It's time to turn the spotlight onto another member of our audience.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21- Everyone loves a birthday, don't they?- I do.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24You get loads of presents, everyone's nice to you,

0:18:24 > 0:18:26you get a cake, you even have a party.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Basically it's a day full of fun.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30We like to celebrate birthdays.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33The only thing is, we don't have a full day to do it.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36That is why we're going to give someone in the audience today

0:18:36 > 0:18:39the world's quickest birthday party.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42And that person is you, Beth!

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Happy birthday!

0:18:44 > 0:18:47Cue the celebration!

0:18:47 > 0:18:50MUSIC: "Fiesta" by The Pogues

0:18:59 > 0:19:04- Happy birthday! There you go, Beth. - Thank you!

0:19:04 > 0:19:07- First question is, please tell me it's your birthday today?- Yes!

0:19:07 > 0:19:11- How old are you?- 10.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13CHEERING

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Right now, let's find out what else is coming up on today's show.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Get out my face!

0:19:20 > 0:19:24Still to come: In Yer Face!

0:19:24 > 0:19:28And the question is, what on earth is Mark doing dressed as a woman?

0:19:28 > 0:19:32Do you have anything for a windy tummy or something like that?

0:19:32 > 0:19:36- Do you suffer from bellyache and stuff like that?- No.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39PFFRRRT! Ugh. Oh, I'm all right.

0:19:39 > 0:19:44Stay tuned to find out. But right now, it's back to the studio.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46CHEERING

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Now, still to come, two families will go head-to-head

0:19:51 > 0:19:55and hope to walk away with one of the greatest prizes given away on TV,

0:19:55 > 0:19:59as we play Win The Presenter. We've already met our first family.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02In case you missed it, we strapped Dad, Balbir, onto a wheel

0:20:02 > 0:20:04and gave him a right old spin.

0:20:04 > 0:20:09He got foamed, but he did win some popcorn for the audience!

0:20:10 > 0:20:15- How you feeling now? - He's feeling good!

0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Yaaay!- That means he's good!

0:20:18 > 0:20:23- He's drier.- It's time to randomly select our second studio victim,

0:20:23 > 0:20:26and to help with that, let us introduce to you a friend of ours.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Bring on the finger.

0:20:30 > 0:20:34Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Finger Of Fun. Hello.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38- I don't like it when it gets close. - Don't worry about it, it's a friend.

0:20:38 > 0:20:42Finger, we need you to select someone that loves having some fun.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45Finger of fun, find us someone. Go!

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Who's it going to be?!

0:20:49 > 0:20:54Everyone is wanting it to be them. Is it going to be you?

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Oh, it might be!

0:20:56 > 0:21:01- It's not going to be you!- They all want it, but only one can have it!

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Who's it going to be?

0:21:08 > 0:21:12- The finger has spoken! What is your name?- Andrea.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14In that case, Andrea, get yourself down here.

0:21:14 > 0:21:19It's time to have some fun. It's time for the Prize Surprise!

0:21:28 > 0:21:33Do not adjust your TV sets - we really are this short.

0:21:33 > 0:21:34We really are!

0:21:34 > 0:21:38- Andrea, how are you feeling, darling? - Nervous, but I'm OK.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41We'll look after you! I bet you didn't think

0:21:41 > 0:21:45you'd be standing here, being the star of the show, did you?

0:21:45 > 0:21:48- Definitely not. - Who are you here with today?

0:21:48 > 0:21:50My sister, my nephew Joshua, and my niece Mia.

0:21:50 > 0:21:55There they are! Give us a wave, guys! Nice to see you.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Enjoying themselves.

0:21:57 > 0:22:02If I'm telling you the truth, I already know who you're here with,

0:22:02 > 0:22:06because it was Josh who wanted everyone to see this...

0:22:09 > 0:22:14Yes, that is you as a young little girl. You look lovely there!

0:22:21 > 0:22:25Give her a cuddle! Give her a cuddle! She's gone!

0:22:25 > 0:22:27You look lovely!

0:22:27 > 0:22:30Let's change the subject slightly.

0:22:30 > 0:22:35How do you fancy playing a game to win prizes for your nephew Joshua,

0:22:35 > 0:22:38even though he stitched you up like a kipper?

0:22:38 > 0:22:42- Most definitely.- Yeah! - You're all right, mate!

0:22:42 > 0:22:46OK, we are about to play a little game of Pairs.

0:22:46 > 0:22:51Behind these doors are 12 items. Each item is part of a pair.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Find a pair, win a prize.

0:22:54 > 0:22:58For example, if we were to open number 2, that'd be a red shoe.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02- Nice. A lovely shoe. - Open this one...

0:23:02 > 0:23:06- Oh!- So that wouldn't be a pair, would it?

0:23:06 > 0:23:11- It wouldn't be a pair.- Nice. - Whose flip-flop is this?

0:23:11 > 0:23:14- They're mine.- They're yours! They're yours!

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Yes, Andrea, you may recognise that flip-flop, cos that is yours

0:23:17 > 0:23:20and that red shoe is yours. In fact,

0:23:20 > 0:23:24every one of these doors is filled with one of your shoes.

0:23:24 > 0:23:28I want to stick this one back. All right. OK.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Now, we've got your attention. - We HAVE.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35We know you love shoes, because we've been speaking to your sister Desiree,

0:23:35 > 0:23:38and planning this for days. What have you got to say?

0:23:38 > 0:23:40- You wait till I get home! - THEY CHUCKLE

0:23:40 > 0:23:44OK, 60 seconds on the clock, please. Thank you very much.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47- Andrea, are you ready?- I'm ready. - Mark'll do the opening doors.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Here we go. Three, two, one.

0:23:49 > 0:23:53- Pick a pair.- Six.- Six. OK. We've got... Ooh! Lovely.- Eight.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56Six and eight, OK. Let's open that door.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59- Yes! A pair!- Well done. Next one.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02- Two.- We're going for two. - That's the red one.- 11.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03You're going for 11?

0:24:03 > 0:24:08No, that is not a match. Let's close it. What are you going for?

0:24:08 > 0:24:12- One.- We're going for one. Ooh! - 11, 11, 11.- Oh-oh-oh...

0:24:12 > 0:24:16- It's a match.- Yay!- Four, four, four.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19Four, four. Oh, I'm not fit for this! Ooh, you know this one!

0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Two, two, two!- Yeah. Whoa...

0:24:22 > 0:24:26- Yes! You're doing really well.- Three, three.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Three, three? OK. What's this one? Oh, nice one!

0:24:28 > 0:24:31- Number five, number five. - Number five?

0:24:31 > 0:24:34- No.- Shut that one. Shut that one. - Number seven, number seven.

0:24:34 > 0:24:38- You're going for number seven? I wish I was fitter!- Number nine!

0:24:38 > 0:24:41- Number nine.- Number nine, OK. Let's open this.- Yes!

0:24:41 > 0:24:45- Number ten, number ten.- OK, yes. - Number three!- OK!

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Number 12.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Number five and number 12.

0:24:49 > 0:24:50Yeah!

0:24:50 > 0:24:53KLAXON WAILS

0:24:53 > 0:24:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Very good!

0:24:58 > 0:25:03You know... You know you said you was a fitness trainer? Oh!

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Sort me out with a membership, will you? OK.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09I can say that you matched all six pairs.

0:25:09 > 0:25:13- That's six prizes for Josh from the Wind-Up prize stack.- Oh, yeah.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16Lots of prizes for you to choose from there.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19But now, we are going to wind things up a notch.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21How do you fancy winning...this for Josh?

0:25:21 > 0:25:26Ooh! It's a brand-new games console!

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Hey, before you say...

0:25:28 > 0:25:31Now, we have well established that you are a big fan of the shoe.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34But to claim that star prize,

0:25:34 > 0:25:39all you have to do is name ten types of shoe/footwear in 30 seconds.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42OK, are you ready? In three, two, one. Go!

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Wellies, flip-flops, heels,

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Rifts, sandals...

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Oh, er... Oh...

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Stilettos, stilettos.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51Boots, boots.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54Ankle boots, ankle boots.

0:25:54 > 0:25:55Er...

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Crocs! Trainers, trainers.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01CHEERING

0:26:01 > 0:26:04- Two more.- High-tops, espadrilles.- Yes, that's it!

0:26:04 > 0:26:06- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Wow!

0:26:06 > 0:26:10- Very good.- OK.- Very good.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12That was amazing. Well done.

0:26:12 > 0:26:17You have won not only six prizes, you have also won a star prize for Josh!

0:26:17 > 0:26:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:26:20 > 0:26:23- Very good.- Andrea, you have been absolutely awesome.

0:26:23 > 0:26:27Give it up for Andrea and her amazing collection of shoes!

0:26:27 > 0:26:29They are amazing!

0:26:30 > 0:26:33Now, Andrea, not only have you won

0:26:33 > 0:26:35a wonderful selection of prizes for Josh,

0:26:35 > 0:26:38you have also won something else.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41Yes, you are going to be going head to head with star of

0:26:41 > 0:26:44Dad On A Wheel Balbir, to try and win me...

0:26:44 > 0:26:48- Or me.- ..in Win The Presenter later on. What do you think of that?- Great!

0:26:48 > 0:26:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Whoever wins us gets to do whatever they want with us,

0:26:53 > 0:26:55- and that is very scary! - Very scary.

0:26:55 > 0:26:59Stay tuned to find out which one of us is this week's star prize

0:26:59 > 0:27:00but, in the meantime,

0:27:00 > 0:27:03let's see what happened last time on Win The Presenter.

0:27:03 > 0:27:08Hello, welcome to Win The Presenter. Off you go. Go on, Sam!

0:27:08 > 0:27:09OK, here we go.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11A point, yeah!

0:27:11 > 0:27:14We'll be sending a shock right through those pants.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Buzz him! Buzz him!

0:27:16 > 0:27:18The Savages get the points.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25The Savage family are closest, so you win the presenter!

0:27:25 > 0:27:27Fantastic. Good luck, Sam.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36Say tuned - this week's instalment of Win The Presenter

0:27:36 > 0:27:38is coming up very soon. Right now,

0:27:38 > 0:27:41we want to introduce to you a couple of friends of ours.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43Please give it up for Adam and Sohail.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:46 > 0:27:48Milk it! Milk it!

0:27:53 > 0:27:56You might recognise these guys - they appeared

0:27:56 > 0:27:59on another of our hit TV shows, TMi Friday.

0:27:59 > 0:28:03- There they are, Sam and Mark's TMi Friday.- Ah, the good times, eh, lads?

0:28:03 > 0:28:06- The good times.- Who was on the show? Kara Tointon and Shayne Ward.

0:28:06 > 0:28:09Had fun with them, didn't we?

0:28:09 > 0:28:12Hacker T Dog, as well. Look at that!

0:28:12 > 0:28:15I think it's fair to say that a good time was had by all.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17What was your highlight of being on TMi?

0:28:17 > 0:28:21Meeting all the celebrities - they were absolutely hilarious.

0:28:21 > 0:28:25- Oh, really? Nice! Which was your favourite celebrity?- All of them.

0:28:25 > 0:28:28- But Kara a bit more. - THEY CHUCKLE

0:28:28 > 0:28:31Well, the fact that we've got a bit of history with these guys

0:28:31 > 0:28:35made them perfect candidates for our brand-new game In Yer Face.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37- I'm going to do what you do. - Yeah, do it.

0:28:37 > 0:28:40For this game to work, we needed two people who'd recognise us

0:28:40 > 0:28:43- if we bumped into them in the street. - We also needed two people

0:28:43 > 0:28:46who we had a bit of inside information on.

0:28:46 > 0:28:49For example, not only do we know where you guys live,

0:28:49 > 0:28:52but we know about your hobbies and where you like to hang out.

0:28:52 > 0:28:54As we knew where they hung out,

0:28:54 > 0:28:57we rigged those places with hidden cameras

0:28:57 > 0:29:00so we could film these guys all day without them realising.

0:29:00 > 0:29:03Yes, but the big question was,

0:29:03 > 0:29:06could we infiltrate their lives without being recognised?

0:29:06 > 0:29:11- Let's find out. Adam, say the magic words.- Run VT.

0:29:11 > 0:29:15Ah! A sunny sleepy day in Shipley.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17And then we turned up!

0:29:29 > 0:29:32- Right! It's time for another game of In Yer Face.- In YOUR face!

0:29:32 > 0:29:34- Not my face.- No, not your face,

0:29:34 > 0:29:37but we are going to be getting in the faces of these two.

0:29:37 > 0:29:38I'm taking Sohail.

0:29:38 > 0:29:40And I'm taking Adam.

0:29:40 > 0:29:42The aim of the game is not to get recognised.

0:29:42 > 0:29:45We've got loads of disguises to help us out.

0:29:45 > 0:29:48Whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.

0:29:48 > 0:29:52But if they uncover our true identity right in our faces,

0:29:52 > 0:29:54then it's game over.

0:29:54 > 0:29:59So, let's get things on course by playing round one, Golfer.

0:29:59 > 0:30:02Can Sam and Mark get their golfer impressions down to a TEE?

0:30:02 > 0:30:04First up, Sam.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09- Oh, no.- You got a hold of that one!

0:30:09 > 0:30:12I'm not confident about this - I can't play golf to save my life.

0:30:12 > 0:30:15What I want you to do is hit the ball...

0:30:15 > 0:30:18- Don't you patronise me! - Whenever you see Sohail take a shot,

0:30:18 > 0:30:20I want you to comment on it.

0:30:20 > 0:30:23Maybe, you know, throw in an accent or something.

0:30:24 > 0:30:26Right!

0:30:26 > 0:30:28HE CHUCKLES

0:30:32 > 0:30:34Here we go. Here we go.

0:30:37 > 0:30:40- AMERICAN ACCENT:- All right! Whoo!

0:30:40 > 0:30:41Right behind you, dude!

0:30:44 > 0:30:47Sohail's better than you!

0:30:50 > 0:30:53Oh, man!

0:30:53 > 0:30:55MARK CHUCKLES He's looking at you!

0:30:58 > 0:31:02- Nice shot! - Ooh! He looked at you funny then.

0:31:02 > 0:31:07He looked at you proper funny then. He's looking at you up and down.

0:31:08 > 0:31:10Oh! Come on!

0:31:10 > 0:31:13I want you to do some stupid stretching now.

0:31:16 > 0:31:17He's laughing at you!

0:31:19 > 0:31:21Man!

0:31:23 > 0:31:25Give him some advice.

0:31:28 > 0:31:33Good shot, kid. Remember, on your tiptoes, yeah? Keep it good.

0:31:33 > 0:31:35Hope you have a better game than me.

0:31:39 > 0:31:40Man!

0:31:46 > 0:31:48That was amazing!

0:31:48 > 0:31:50So, Sam goes one up.

0:31:50 > 0:31:54Next to tee off... it's Mark "Tiger" Rhodes.

0:31:54 > 0:31:56You look like you should be in an indie band.

0:31:56 > 0:31:59I know what you're saying. A really cool one?

0:31:59 > 0:32:01Don't forget, if Adam outs you - if he says,

0:32:01 > 0:32:04"You're Mark from Sam and Mark," it's game over.

0:32:04 > 0:32:05Not going to happen, mate.

0:32:05 > 0:32:09- YORKSHIRE ACCENT: I'll talk like this and keep it local.- Here they come.

0:32:14 > 0:32:15Looking at you.

0:32:19 > 0:32:23YORKSHIRE ACCENT: Keep your head down, lad. Spread your legs a little.

0:32:23 > 0:32:26- That's it. Go on. - Oh, he's listening to you.

0:32:26 > 0:32:31- That's it, lad. That's it, lad. Natural! Nice work.- He's got no idea.

0:32:33 > 0:32:34Well, you're a natural.

0:32:34 > 0:32:37- I'd get yourself out of there. - I'll leave you to it.

0:32:37 > 0:32:40You're doing a cracking job.

0:32:41 > 0:32:44Whoa! Tell you what, mate, wowsers!

0:32:44 > 0:32:46Nice work. I'll see you later.

0:32:49 > 0:32:52- MARK CHUCKLES - Very good, very good!

0:32:52 > 0:32:53Oh, he didn't have a clue, mate.

0:32:53 > 0:32:57- No, not at all.- We were like best friends in the end. It was amazing!

0:32:57 > 0:33:00One-all. Next challenge - let's do it. Start her up.

0:33:01 > 0:33:05- Start her up.- All right. - ENGINE TURNS OVER

0:33:05 > 0:33:07- Start her up.- Yeah, she's dead.

0:33:09 > 0:33:12Mark makes it one apiece, which means it's time for round two.

0:33:14 > 0:33:19Can the lads carry out their survey without being rumbled?

0:33:19 > 0:33:21Hey, let's find out!

0:33:21 > 0:33:24You need to go up to Sohail and ask the question,

0:33:24 > 0:33:26"Which celebrity would you most like to see

0:33:26 > 0:33:28"turn on the Christmas lights in Bradford?"

0:33:28 > 0:33:31- Easy, mate. - What accent are you going for?

0:33:31 > 0:33:34- I'm going to go "Scor-tish". - "Scor-tish"? Interesting.

0:33:34 > 0:33:37So, I apologise to any Scottish people in advance.

0:33:37 > 0:33:39Remember, if Sohail actually says,

0:33:39 > 0:33:42"You're Sam from Sam and Mark," it's it. That's over.

0:33:42 > 0:33:43OK, now I'm nervous.

0:33:46 > 0:33:50Good luck. You're going to need it.

0:33:50 > 0:33:52- EXAGGERATED SCOTS ACCENT: - Can I ask you a quick question?

0:33:52 > 0:33:54I'm doing a bit of market research.

0:33:54 > 0:33:56I'm just wondering, which celebrity

0:33:56 > 0:33:59would you like to see switch on Bradford's Christmas lights?

0:34:03 > 0:34:06Ooh, Sohail might just have twigged what's going on,

0:34:06 > 0:34:09but unless he clearly identifies Sam to his face,

0:34:09 > 0:34:11then Sam is still in the game.

0:34:11 > 0:34:15Oh, the two wee lads off the telly? Oh, yeah, good guys!

0:34:15 > 0:34:19- I can't believe this.- You've got another two choices.- Simon Cowell.

0:34:19 > 0:34:23- Oh, laddie. Ah, good one, laddie. - I don't think he knows!

0:34:23 > 0:34:28- Aston from JLS.- Aston from JLS? Oh, the wee lad from JLS? The small one?

0:34:28 > 0:34:30Come on, Sohail. You've got to get him!

0:34:30 > 0:34:32Nice one. Cheers, mate.

0:34:32 > 0:34:34Shook his hand, as well!

0:34:34 > 0:34:35MARK CHUCKLES

0:34:40 > 0:34:43- Wait a minute!- Hey, he didn't say it, so I'm still in the game.

0:34:43 > 0:34:47- What?!- And we're switching on Bradford's Christmas lights.

0:34:47 > 0:34:51The little fella sneaks a 2-1 lead. Next up, it's the other one.

0:34:53 > 0:34:56- Are you nervous? - Not at all, mate. Not at all.

0:34:56 > 0:34:58- You are a bit, aren't you? - Massively.

0:34:58 > 0:35:00Get ready. He's coming up the hill.

0:35:03 > 0:35:06This is it, mate. Don't mess it up. If you lose this, it's game over.

0:35:06 > 0:35:08He's coming round the corner. Good luck.

0:35:08 > 0:35:11Er, excuse me. Before you go in, could I, er...

0:35:11 > 0:35:13I'm doing some market research

0:35:13 > 0:35:15for Bradford Metropolitan Council. Just wondering,

0:35:15 > 0:35:19which celebrity would the people of Bradford most like to see

0:35:19 > 0:35:23- switch on the Christmas lights this year?- Simon Cowell.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26That would be a good one, wouldn't it? Yes. Very good.

0:35:26 > 0:35:29- Popular.- It is. All right. Thank you very, very much.

0:35:29 > 0:35:34That's great market research. Thank you. Enjoy yourself. Take care.

0:35:34 > 0:35:35Very good, very good.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43I can say that now - you have absolutely smashed it.

0:35:43 > 0:35:47I can't actually believe that we are carrying on, because it's just...

0:35:47 > 0:35:49Hey, those are the rules, brother.

0:35:49 > 0:35:53- I'm still in the game until he says, "You're Sam."- Start that car up.

0:35:53 > 0:35:55- All right. Let's do it.- Owww!

0:35:57 > 0:35:59Off to the next challenge!

0:35:59 > 0:36:02We'll be back for that after their break. Two-all.

0:36:03 > 0:36:09- OK.- Adam, what did you suspect when you saw me at the golfing range?

0:36:09 > 0:36:11Nothing. I thought you were a random person playing golf.

0:36:11 > 0:36:16- We had a great time - working on our swing. Smashed it!- Now, Sohail,

0:36:16 > 0:36:18you said you wanted Mark and I to switch on the lights.

0:36:18 > 0:36:22Now, was that just a coincidence, or had you rumbled me?

0:36:22 > 0:36:26Well, I thought you did look like Sam, but I wasn't 100% sure,

0:36:26 > 0:36:29so I just want to see your reaction when I said "Sam and Mark".

0:36:29 > 0:36:33Mark, you must've been confident - you didn't put much of an accent on.

0:36:33 > 0:36:36- I didn't think I needed to after your display.- Well, that's true. So,

0:36:36 > 0:36:40with the scores still at two-all, it was all still to play for.

0:36:40 > 0:36:44- Let's find out what happened next. Sohail, over to you.- Run VT.

0:36:48 > 0:36:51Can these two big gobs get a note out without getting caught out?

0:36:51 > 0:36:55Samuel, strike up the band.

0:36:55 > 0:36:58OK, Sam, the rules are that you have to go to Sohail's house,

0:36:58 > 0:37:00you have to knock on the door. When he answers it,

0:37:00 > 0:37:04you need to sing him happy birthday in, er...

0:37:04 > 0:37:06Well, a song of your choosing, really.

0:37:06 > 0:37:10If he recognises you, remember he has to say,

0:37:10 > 0:37:14"Are you Sam from Sam and Mark?" If he does that, game over, mate.

0:37:14 > 0:37:17I am still in this game, and you're running scared.

0:37:17 > 0:37:19I can hear it in your voice. I can hear it in your stupid voice.

0:37:19 > 0:37:23- You're a stupid voice. - Good trash talk.- Cheers, man.

0:37:25 > 0:37:27Here we go.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39# Happy birthday, birthday, birthday

0:37:39 > 0:37:40# It's your birthday today

0:37:42 > 0:37:44# We hope that you enjoy yourself

0:37:44 > 0:37:46# Because it's your birthday

0:37:46 > 0:37:48# It's nice to have a birthday

0:37:48 > 0:37:49# Because it's your birthday

0:37:49 > 0:37:51# Happy birthday, hey!

0:37:51 > 0:37:54- MIDLANDS ACCENT:- Happy birthday, mate. Nice to meet you, Jack.

0:37:54 > 0:37:58- You all right? Yeah, good to meet you, Jack.- Are you Jack?- It's what?

0:37:58 > 0:38:00- Sohail.- Sohail?

0:38:00 > 0:38:03I thought it was Jack. Is this not number eight?

0:38:03 > 0:38:05Is this not number eight?

0:38:05 > 0:38:07- What number house is this?- Six.

0:38:07 > 0:38:11I'm really sorry. I've got the wrong house. I'm sorry about that.

0:38:11 > 0:38:12OK, see you, mate.

0:38:13 > 0:38:15HE GIGGLES

0:38:15 > 0:38:16Sorry, what?

0:38:17 > 0:38:20- Yes, he said, he said it!- Finally!

0:38:21 > 0:38:22Sohail...

0:38:22 > 0:38:24Come here, mate. We, er...

0:38:24 > 0:38:27We have been playing a game with you all day -

0:38:27 > 0:38:28I think you know that, don't you?

0:38:28 > 0:38:30I've not been very good today, have I?

0:38:30 > 0:38:33We have been playing a game called In Yer Face,

0:38:33 > 0:38:36where I've been trying to get into your life.

0:38:36 > 0:38:39I was the man asking you who'd switch on the Christmas lights.

0:38:39 > 0:38:43Brilliant. Well, you have just found me out, but what you don't know

0:38:43 > 0:38:46is that Mark is playing this with your good friend Adam.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48And what I can tell you is, at the minute,

0:38:48 > 0:38:52Adam has no idea that it's Mark at all. He's not clocked at all.

0:38:52 > 0:38:56- You have clocked. Do you reckon Adam will get him?- It might take a while.

0:38:56 > 0:38:59Sam's failure means the scores remain at two apiece.

0:38:59 > 0:39:02If Mark avoids identification, he's our winner!

0:39:02 > 0:39:06OK, dude, this could be it for you. This could be the one.

0:39:06 > 0:39:09If Adam doesn't get you in this one, you've won.

0:39:09 > 0:39:13Which would be nice, wouldn't it? How you feeling, mate?

0:39:13 > 0:39:15Nervous. Really nervous.

0:39:15 > 0:39:18Good luck, dude. Don't forget, this is it for you.

0:39:18 > 0:39:21If you don't do it, it'll be a measly draw and you won't have won.

0:39:21 > 0:39:23I know how much you like to win.

0:39:29 > 0:39:31# Happy birthday, happy birthday

0:39:31 > 0:39:33# I hope you agree

0:39:33 > 0:39:36# You'll have many more birthdays, but so will me

0:39:36 > 0:39:39# Grammatically, that's not correct I know that it's true

0:39:39 > 0:39:43# I'm wearing red and white today but sometimes I wear blue. #

0:39:43 > 0:39:45AMERICAN ACCENT: Happy birthday, Peter.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48Your name's not Peter?

0:39:48 > 0:39:51Your name's not Peter?! Oh, what's your name?

0:39:51 > 0:39:52- Adam.- Adam?

0:39:52 > 0:39:56- Nice to meet you, Adam. This is not 23?- No.

0:39:56 > 0:39:58Where's 23?

0:39:58 > 0:40:01Where's 23, man?

0:40:03 > 0:40:05I can't believe this. I...

0:40:05 > 0:40:06I'll let you go. I'll let you go.

0:40:09 > 0:40:12I'm not from around here. I'm from America.

0:40:12 > 0:40:16Ooh! Adam may well recognise him from somewhere, but unless he makes

0:40:16 > 0:40:19a positive identification, Mark will win the game.

0:40:20 > 0:40:24- I'll see you later, man. - Ridiculous!

0:40:27 > 0:40:30HE LAUGHS

0:40:30 > 0:40:32Yeah!

0:40:32 > 0:40:36So, Mark's won but could he really rub Sam's face in it

0:40:36 > 0:40:39by winning another round dressed as a woman with wind?

0:40:39 > 0:40:43- Mark, can you hear me? - Loud and very clear.

0:40:43 > 0:40:46Or should I say, Marquetta?

0:40:46 > 0:40:47Looking good(!)

0:40:47 > 0:40:50You're talking to a winner, Nixon, so pipe down.

0:40:50 > 0:40:52Let's see how far we can take it.

0:40:52 > 0:40:55So, Adam's going to come into the chemist.

0:40:55 > 0:40:58What you need to do is pretend that you've got a really bad tummy

0:40:58 > 0:41:00so ask the person at the counter

0:41:00 > 0:41:03for something that could solve your tummy troubles.

0:41:03 > 0:41:06- Good times.- Good luck, dude, they're on the way.

0:41:13 > 0:41:16Let's see how good you really are, Mark.

0:41:16 > 0:41:17- Do you want to sit down?- >

0:41:17 > 0:41:19Excuse me, love.

0:41:19 > 0:41:23Excuse me, do you have anything for a windy tummy or something?

0:41:25 > 0:41:30- I'm having a lot of gas at the minute. I'm so bloated.- Oh, dear.

0:41:30 > 0:41:32Oh, it's been terrible.

0:41:32 > 0:41:37- I can't tell you the grief that I've had but I feel quite gassy.- Good.

0:41:40 > 0:41:44- Do you suffer from belly ache and stuff like that?- No.

0:41:44 > 0:41:46Oh! Oh, no! FARTING AND RUMBLING

0:41:46 > 0:41:49I'm all right, oh.

0:41:53 > 0:41:56Really?

0:41:57 > 0:42:00I look like Mark from TMi?

0:42:02 > 0:42:06You're right, mate, it is! How you doing?

0:42:08 > 0:42:12We have been playing a little game called In Yer Face.

0:42:12 > 0:42:16Sam has been playing with Sohail and I have been playing with you

0:42:16 > 0:42:20and thankfully my friend, you have not noticed me

0:42:20 > 0:42:23until the very end so I have won, gimme five. Yes.

0:42:23 > 0:42:25I'm sure you knocked on my door.

0:42:25 > 0:42:28- Who is this?- That's Sam.- Here he is.

0:42:28 > 0:42:30- How are you?- I'm all right.

0:42:30 > 0:42:32THEY CHEER

0:42:34 > 0:42:36- Have you enjoyed yourselves?- Yes. - We've had a great time.

0:42:36 > 0:42:39It's been a crazy day, but worth it.

0:42:40 > 0:42:43AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:42:43 > 0:42:47I've got to say, you're right, it was a crazy day and it was worth it

0:42:47 > 0:42:50because I smashed it, in your face, Nixon.

0:42:50 > 0:42:53- Get in.- OK, pipe down, at least I went out in style.

0:42:53 > 0:42:56Scrap that, I was stupid, dressed as a barbershop singer.

0:42:56 > 0:43:01- And Adam, Marquetta in the chemist, that was the last straw.- Yeah.

0:43:01 > 0:43:02- Was it the beard?- Probably.

0:43:02 > 0:43:06But some women have beards.

0:43:06 > 0:43:08LAUGHTER

0:43:10 > 0:43:14- He's not wrong.- He isn't wrong. He isn't wrong. Not with a full beard.

0:43:14 > 0:43:18I think you'll agree that Sohail and Adam have been cracking sports.

0:43:18 > 0:43:20Give them a massive round of applause.

0:43:20 > 0:43:22APPLAUSE

0:43:22 > 0:43:27Well, it is time to find out which one of us is today's star prize

0:43:27 > 0:43:30because it's time for Win The Presenter.

0:43:33 > 0:43:36When I first heard about Win The Presenter I thought it was

0:43:36 > 0:43:39another one of their wind-ups.

0:43:39 > 0:43:42I really can't believe they're giving themselves away.

0:43:42 > 0:43:45Winning a presenter - I think that's off the chain -

0:43:45 > 0:43:49but that's Sam and Mark for you, those boys are absolute legends.

0:43:49 > 0:43:52I just can't believe they're doing it. Crazy.

0:43:52 > 0:43:55Who would I rather win? Sam or Mark?

0:43:55 > 0:43:57You could have both, or is that a bit greedy?

0:43:58 > 0:44:02It would be better if it was Ant and Dec, right?

0:44:02 > 0:44:05I heard it's cos they didn't have any money for a real prize.

0:44:08 > 0:44:12I'd rather win a holiday, though.

0:44:12 > 0:44:16ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Win The Presenter!

0:44:16 > 0:44:21And let's find out which presenter they're playing for today.

0:44:21 > 0:44:25He's often known as "the other one", it's Mark.

0:44:26 > 0:44:33Which means it's time to meet your host, Mr Sam Nixon!

0:44:33 > 0:44:36CHEERING

0:44:40 > 0:44:42Woo!

0:44:42 > 0:44:45Yay, welcome to Win The Presenter, the part of the show where

0:44:45 > 0:44:52two families go head-to-head and win today's star prize, Mark Rhodes.

0:44:53 > 0:44:58Yeah, today one of our lucky families will take Mark home and do

0:44:58 > 0:45:02anything they want with him and when I say anything, I mean anything.

0:45:02 > 0:45:06And if you want some inspiration for this very special prize take a look

0:45:06 > 0:45:09at what our last family got up to when they won the presenter.

0:45:13 > 0:45:17- Hello, girls. So, have you got loads of jobs for me?- Yeah.

0:45:17 > 0:45:20All right, let's do it, let's get cracking.

0:45:20 > 0:45:24ELECTRONIC MUSIC

0:46:03 > 0:46:06Phew!

0:46:06 > 0:46:08There you go, the Stewarts and the Nandras,

0:46:08 > 0:46:12that's the kind of thing you can get Mark to do if you win him today.

0:46:12 > 0:46:14- Say bye, guys.- Bye.

0:46:17 > 0:46:21OK, well, let's meet the families who could be winning you.

0:46:21 > 0:46:24The Nandras. Balbir, we saw you being spun on that wheel earlier.

0:46:24 > 0:46:26- Have you recovered from that? - I have indeed.

0:46:26 > 0:46:30It's good to have you here. Introduce the rest of your team.

0:46:30 > 0:46:34This is Hrithika, Ishan and Rekha.

0:46:34 > 0:46:37Excellent, give it up for the Nandras.

0:46:37 > 0:46:41Now, Nandras, if you want to get your hands on Mark

0:46:41 > 0:46:43you are going to beat the Stewart family.

0:46:43 > 0:46:46Andrea, we met you earlier in the show

0:46:46 > 0:46:48and your wonderful collection of shoes.

0:46:48 > 0:46:51Introduce the rest of your team for us.

0:46:51 > 0:46:53This is Joshua, Mia and Desiree.

0:46:53 > 0:46:56OK, give it up for the Stewart team.

0:46:56 > 0:46:59APPLAUSE

0:46:59 > 0:47:03OK, so, Nandras, any unpleasant jobs that you've got in mind for Mark

0:47:03 > 0:47:04that he could do for you?

0:47:04 > 0:47:08- Erm.- Clean the garden.- Cleaning the what?- The garden.- The garden?

0:47:08 > 0:47:13- Oh-ho-ho, is it a bit overgrown? - Nah, it's just big.- Oh, it's big.

0:47:13 > 0:47:15That'll be a tough job!

0:47:15 > 0:47:18He was right in there, weren't he?

0:47:18 > 0:47:20So he doesn't have to do it, I don't blame him.

0:47:20 > 0:47:23Stewarts, what about you? What job would you have Mark do?

0:47:23 > 0:47:26- Ironing.- Lots of ironing. - Lots of ironing.

0:47:26 > 0:47:29Excellent, that's a good one. A big pile of it? Excellent.

0:47:29 > 0:47:32- Mark, are you happy?- No, not at all!

0:47:32 > 0:47:35So, let's get things kicked off with Round One.

0:47:42 > 0:47:45Mark here is a massive fan of Wolverhampton Wanderers

0:47:45 > 0:47:47and one of his dreams is to be

0:47:47 > 0:47:50a professional footballer, so imagine his surprise

0:47:50 > 0:47:52when he receives a phone call

0:47:52 > 0:47:57offering him a £100,000-a-week professional contract.

0:47:57 > 0:47:59Happy days!

0:47:59 > 0:48:01The only thing is, though,

0:48:01 > 0:48:05the contract is for Wolves' arch rivals West Brom!

0:48:05 > 0:48:09DRAMATIC CHORD

0:48:10 > 0:48:12Does he A) Turn it down immediately,

0:48:12 > 0:48:16this boy is Wolves through and through.

0:48:16 > 0:48:20No amount of money would make him put on a West Brom shirt.

0:48:20 > 0:48:22B) Have a long, hard struggle with himself

0:48:22 > 0:48:26but realise the money was too good to be true and sign the contract.

0:48:26 > 0:48:30Or would he C) Play hardball, try to get his wage up to £200,000 a week

0:48:30 > 0:48:35and as part of his deal see if they will employ me to clean his boots?

0:48:35 > 0:48:40Mark, the question is, what would you do? Before you answer, families,

0:48:40 > 0:48:44you need to write down the answer that you think Mark will say.

0:48:44 > 0:48:46So, A) Would he turn it down straight away?

0:48:46 > 0:48:49B) Would he have a long, hard struggle with himself

0:48:49 > 0:48:51but still sign the contract?

0:48:51 > 0:48:57Or C) Would he play hardball and try and get a bit more money?

0:48:57 > 0:49:01OK, both teams have written down their answer.

0:49:01 > 0:49:05Nandras, we'll go to you first. Nandra, please reveal your answer.

0:49:05 > 0:49:09- A.- You've gone for A. You said he'd turn it down immediately.

0:49:09 > 0:49:12- Stewarts, please reveal your answer.- C.

0:49:12 > 0:49:16You said play hardball and try and get a bit more money.

0:49:16 > 0:49:19Let's find out. Mark, what would you do?

0:49:19 > 0:49:21- Morally...- Be honest!

0:49:21 > 0:49:25I am! Morally, this is a tricky dilemma because I love money.

0:49:25 > 0:49:27LAUGHTER

0:49:27 > 0:49:30But I also love Wolves as well.

0:49:31 > 0:49:36So, I hope my dad's not watching, I'd probably...

0:49:36 > 0:49:40I'd refuse point-blank.

0:49:46 > 0:49:48Liar.

0:49:48 > 0:49:52That's what I'm going with, that's what I'm sticking with.

0:49:52 > 0:49:55So, that means that the answer is A,

0:49:55 > 0:49:58which means that the Nandras got that correct. Congratulations.

0:49:58 > 0:50:01So, it's one to the Nandras,

0:50:01 > 0:50:03the Stewarts still to get off the mark but now it's time

0:50:03 > 0:50:08to really wind things up or, more importantly, really wind Mark up.

0:50:08 > 0:50:09Mark, get yourself ready

0:50:09 > 0:50:12cos it's time for Presenter Under Pressure.

0:50:22 > 0:50:26The eagle-eyed amongst you will have noticed that since the last round

0:50:26 > 0:50:31Mark is now wearing one extra item of clothing - a pair of pants.

0:50:31 > 0:50:34Unfortunately for Mark, these are no ordinary pants. Oh, no!

0:50:34 > 0:50:37They are the Underpants of Chaos!

0:50:37 > 0:50:40DRAMATIC MUSIC AND THUNDERCLAPS

0:50:40 > 0:50:43SAM CACKLES SINISTERLY

0:50:43 > 0:50:47Very shortly I will be asking Mark ten questions about a subject

0:50:47 > 0:50:50that he thinks he knows everything about, football.

0:50:50 > 0:50:55But every time he answers a question incorrectly or takes too long,

0:50:55 > 0:50:59we will be sending a shock right through those pants just like this.

0:50:59 > 0:51:02Argh! ZAPPING

0:51:05 > 0:51:06Just like this.

0:51:06 > 0:51:08No!

0:51:08 > 0:51:10LAUGHTER

0:51:10 > 0:51:11OK, all you have to do

0:51:11 > 0:51:16is guess how many questions you think Mark will get right.

0:51:16 > 0:51:20Families, write down your answers now. Mark, how are you feeling?

0:51:20 > 0:51:21- Terrible.- Excellent.

0:51:21 > 0:51:23Let's make things more unpleasant

0:51:23 > 0:51:27by throwing in some tension music and dramatic lighting.

0:51:27 > 0:51:30TENSE MUSIC

0:51:30 > 0:51:33AUDIENCE WHOOPS

0:51:33 > 0:51:35Yeah, it's pretty tense in here.

0:51:35 > 0:51:38Viewers of a nervous disposition may choose to look away

0:51:38 > 0:51:41because Mark, your ten questions start now.

0:51:41 > 0:51:46What year was the first ever World Cup held?

0:51:46 > 0:51:48- 1932.- Incorrect!- Oh!

0:51:50 > 0:51:55The correct answer is 1930, you were close.

0:51:55 > 0:51:58- Who does Andy Carroll play for? - New...No, Liverpool!

0:51:58 > 0:52:01Just in time, correct. Just in time.

0:52:01 > 0:52:06- How many teams are there in the English Premier League?- 20.- Correct.

0:52:06 > 0:52:09- What country does Christiano Ronalso play for?- Portugal.- Correct.

0:52:09 > 0:52:12Name the ground where Hartlepool United play?

0:52:12 > 0:52:16- You're having a...a shed. - Time's up!

0:52:16 > 0:52:19SAM LAUGHS

0:52:19 > 0:52:22The correct answer was Victoria Park.

0:52:23 > 0:52:26OK, which team has won the most Premier League titles?

0:52:26 > 0:52:28- Manchester United.- Correct.

0:52:28 > 0:52:33What is the nickname of Scottish Football team Partick Thistle FC?

0:52:33 > 0:52:35- The Thistles?- Incorrect.

0:52:35 > 0:52:36Argh!

0:52:38 > 0:52:41It was actually The Jags.

0:52:41 > 0:52:45OK, what Match Of The Day pundit used to play for Newcastle United?

0:52:45 > 0:52:49- Alan Shearer.- Correct.- Phew!

0:52:49 > 0:52:53How many England caps did Wolves legend Steve Ball earn?

0:52:53 > 0:52:54- You should know this.- 12.

0:52:54 > 0:52:56Incorrect.

0:52:56 > 0:52:59Waaa! Argh!

0:52:59 > 0:53:03Steve Ball is Mark's hero, so he should have known that.

0:53:03 > 0:53:06In fact, give him another, because he should have known that.

0:53:06 > 0:53:10It was actually 13, you were close. OK, final question.

0:53:12 > 0:53:18Last one, here we go. Which country won this year's Copa America?

0:53:18 > 0:53:21- Uruguay.- Correct. OK.

0:53:21 > 0:53:23So, that is your ten questions, Mark,

0:53:23 > 0:53:26and I can reveal that you got six right.

0:53:28 > 0:53:33The remaining question is, how did our families do?

0:53:33 > 0:53:34Now, Nandras family -

0:53:34 > 0:53:37how many answers did you think Mark would get right?

0:53:37 > 0:53:41- Five.- Five! That is very, very close.

0:53:41 > 0:53:45The closest does win this round. Stewarts, what did you write down?

0:53:45 > 0:53:50- Five.- Five! So, you know what we're going to do?

0:53:50 > 0:53:53We're going to give you both a point.

0:53:55 > 0:53:58So, that means that the Nandras have two points

0:53:58 > 0:54:03but slightly lagging behind with one point is the Stewart family.

0:54:03 > 0:54:06The next round is the game we thought we wouldn't need to play.

0:54:06 > 0:54:08Many people suggested that we didn't play it.

0:54:08 > 0:54:11Families, audience, viewers, I know what you're thinking -

0:54:11 > 0:54:13where can we go from here?

0:54:13 > 0:54:16I'll tell you, it's Chimp On A Chair.

0:54:24 > 0:54:28Now, as you can see, on our wind-up chair there is a chimp

0:54:28 > 0:54:32rotating at quite some speed but it's not any old chimp,

0:54:32 > 0:54:36it's Mark's pet chimp and due to a mix-up Mark hasn't fed him all day.

0:54:36 > 0:54:39Mark, you silly sausage, why have you not fed him?

0:54:39 > 0:54:43- Because if he eats, he's going to puke up.- True.

0:54:43 > 0:54:46Now, once the chair stops spinning, our dizzy chimp

0:54:46 > 0:54:50will have 20 seconds to grab as many of these bananas as possible.

0:54:50 > 0:54:53There are loads of bananas on the floor,

0:54:53 > 0:54:55so the question for our families is -

0:54:55 > 0:54:59how many bananas will chimpy be able to grab?

0:54:59 > 0:55:01Families, please write down your answer.

0:55:01 > 0:55:03You'll have to hurry up,

0:55:03 > 0:55:07we don't have much time and we don't want him to throw up.

0:55:07 > 0:55:08CHIMP HOLLERS

0:55:08 > 0:55:14OK, they've written it down. Here we go. In three, two, one.

0:55:14 > 0:55:16Stop the chimp.

0:55:17 > 0:55:22Right, OK, I'm releasing you. Go! Go! Go! This way.

0:55:29 > 0:55:33Pick up the bananas. On your feet, chimp, on your feet.

0:55:41 > 0:55:42CLAXON SOUNDS

0:55:43 > 0:55:46Time's up. Time's up. OK, come over here.

0:55:46 > 0:55:49- OK, Mark, do you want to come over and help your pet chimp?- Massively.

0:55:49 > 0:55:53OK, right. Let's see how many bananas you've picked up.

0:55:53 > 0:55:58You've got one, two, three, we've got four bananas.

0:55:59 > 0:56:02APPLAUSE

0:56:02 > 0:56:06I love that you gave him a round of applause for that.

0:56:06 > 0:56:11OK, let's go over to the families. The closest answer wins.

0:56:11 > 0:56:12OK, Nandras, reveal your answer.

0:56:12 > 0:56:19- 11.- 11. Interesting, OK. The Stewarts, what's your answer?

0:56:19 > 0:56:26- 13.- 13! Which means, the Nandras you get it and you are today's winners!

0:56:28 > 0:56:30Congratulations, that means, Mark, go over there,

0:56:30 > 0:56:32you have been won, my friend.

0:56:32 > 0:56:35Nandras, you said you were going to get him to do the garden,

0:56:35 > 0:56:38are you going to get him cracking on it straight away?

0:56:38 > 0:56:40- Yes.- Excellent. Good luck with that.

0:56:40 > 0:56:43Now, the Stewart family, commiserations,

0:56:43 > 0:56:45but today you have won six prizes earlier on

0:56:45 > 0:56:48and you won the star prize, have you had a good day?

0:56:48 > 0:56:52- Yes.- Nice one, give it up for the Stewart family everybody.

0:56:53 > 0:56:56OK, so, that is the end of the show.

0:56:56 > 0:56:59A big thank you to all of the stars of today's show.

0:56:59 > 0:57:03A big thank you to birthday girl Beth, happy birthday, Beth.

0:57:04 > 0:57:08A big thank you to Chris and Wes.

0:57:08 > 0:57:13Thank you to the stars of In Your Face, Adam and Sohail, cheers, lads.

0:57:13 > 0:57:18A big thank you to the Stewart family

0:57:18 > 0:57:22and a massive thank you to our winning family, the Nandras.

0:57:24 > 0:57:27Nandras, you did with Mark what you wish.

0:57:27 > 0:57:30Just make sure that he comes back in one piece for the next show.

0:57:30 > 0:57:33See you later, mate, bye!

0:57:35 > 0:57:38Oh!

0:57:38 > 0:57:40Bye!