Episode 12

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0:00:03 > 0:00:08# Wind me up, put me down Start me up and watch me go

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Cos it's easy once you know how it's done

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# You can't stop now it's already begun. #

0:00:17 > 0:00:20APPLAUSE

0:00:22 > 0:00:25'Ladies and gentlemen, let's get this party started.

0:00:25 > 0:00:29'Give it up for your hosts, Sam and Mark!'

0:00:29 > 0:00:31CHEERING

0:00:36 > 0:00:40Come with me, come with me! Look at all these people!

0:00:40 > 0:00:44Look at all these people! Come on!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Welcome to the weekend!- Oh, yes! - Oh, yes!

0:00:56 > 0:01:00It starts right here. We are winding things up for your weekend.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03- I want to know, who is along for the ride?- Yeah.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06How about you at home? Are you up for it? Are you? Yeah?

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Oh, yeah! You will not believe what we've got in store.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13This show is full to bursting with surprises, and they could be for you!

0:01:13 > 0:01:18They could be for you! They could be for you!

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Or you. Don't think I've forgotten about you.- Or you!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25- Probably not me.- Probably not.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27On today's show, we're going to try and pull off,

0:01:27 > 0:01:30quite literally, our biggest surprise ever.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34- And there's going to be a little slippery twist in the tale.- Ooo!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36- ALL: Ooo!- Yeah.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40We've also been out and about with an epic hidden camera prank

0:01:40 > 0:01:42that involves some old friends, a bakery

0:01:42 > 0:01:44and a very strange-looking woman.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48Can we get that, Angie, please? Let's get this lady what she wants.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56Pretty weird, that. See, no-one is safe from the Wind-Up cameras.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00I am sure you want to see what happens when two families battle

0:02:00 > 0:02:04- to get their hands on the greatest prize in television.- What is it?

0:02:04 > 0:02:09It's a presenter! CHEERING

0:02:09 > 0:02:12That's right. One lucky family in this audience, yes, you heard me,

0:02:12 > 0:02:16one family out there could be leaving today with me or Sam.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19In this studio, we get to call the shots.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22But whoever takes us home can do whatever they want. Scary!

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Yeah, you're right. - LAUGHTER

0:02:25 > 0:02:28We couldn't Wind Up to the weekend without music.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30They'll be performing later on. It's Oh My!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32CHEERING

0:02:35 > 0:02:38We will be catching up with them later.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42Right now, are you guys ready for this jelly? Are you? Are you ready?

0:02:42 > 0:02:46Because I think it's time to walk the walk

0:02:46 > 0:02:48and not just talk the talk.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Remember, this is the show with a surprise around every corner.

0:02:52 > 0:02:57No-one is safe. Especially if you're a huge embarrassment to your kids.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Let's do this. Let's do this right now. Yeah?

0:03:02 > 0:03:04You following me? Following me? Yeah?

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Embarrassing people around and about.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Hello. You all all right? You all look lovely. All right, mate?

0:03:11 > 0:03:13- I'm fine.- Good. Good.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16How are you? You all right? High-five.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Good. Good. Good.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20I would like to speak to you, Karen.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Hello. You all right?- Hi.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- How you doing? - Is this your son Aiden?

0:03:24 > 0:03:26- Hi, Aiden. You all right there? - Yeah.- Good.

0:03:26 > 0:03:31Now, we have heard that you've got an embarrassing story.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Including a spoon and a trip to A&E.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Explain yourself.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40Um, I was cooking porridge

0:03:40 > 0:03:44and my husband took the Mickey out of my porridge.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46- Right.- So I went towards him with the spoon.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Whoa!

0:03:48 > 0:03:50I brought the spoon down as he lifted his hand

0:03:50 > 0:03:54- and I broke his wrist. - LAUGHTER

0:03:54 > 0:03:58So he didn't like your porridge, so you broke his wrist.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Aiden, that must have been embarrassing

0:04:01 > 0:04:05- when your parents went to A&E and had to explain the story.- Yeah.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Security, have we checked Karen for spoons?

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- You've not got any spoons with you, have you?- Not today, no.- OK. Good.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14We're safe. Mark, beat that.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Tricky. Tricky, tricky.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Oh, so many embarrassing people.

0:04:19 > 0:04:24Eee! Ooo! You're all looking at me, going, "Don't come to me".

0:04:24 > 0:04:26LAUGHTER

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Right.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Sian, Lorelle.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33- How are you, girls?- Fine.

0:04:33 > 0:04:37- Fine, yeah. Good?- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41Well, you've got an embarrassing auntie, haven't you?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44THEY LAUGH

0:04:44 > 0:04:48She's pretty embarrassing. What does she do that embarrasses you?

0:04:48 > 0:04:50When we're going shopping,

0:04:50 > 0:04:52she'll go in her pyjamas

0:04:52 > 0:04:54and then she'll start dancing

0:04:54 > 0:04:59and shouting our names in front of everyone. It's really embarrassing.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01She dances in her pyjamas everywhere?

0:05:01 > 0:05:05- Oh! Where is she today? Do you know? - She's at work.- Is she at work?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08It would've been brilliant if she was rocking out

0:05:08 > 0:05:11in the studio with everyone to see, wouldn't it?

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Well, you know, never mind. What's that?

0:05:14 > 0:05:19She is here? And she's ready to perform right now?

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- LAUGHTER - Right, OK.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Aunty Nina.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28APPLAUSE

0:05:28 > 0:05:32MUSIC: "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" by The Darkness

0:05:59 > 0:06:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Hey, what was that like? That move!

0:06:09 > 0:06:11That move was my favourite. Yeah!

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Is that the kind of thing that embarrasses you, girls?

0:06:14 > 0:06:17BOTH: Yeah.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20- I'm so sorry! - Oh, bless her!

0:06:20 > 0:06:22You'll be pleased to know we're going to

0:06:22 > 0:06:26give you the chance to get your own back on your aunt big time.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28- Aunty, you need to go and get ready. - That way.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Sian and Lorelle, you need to come with me

0:06:30 > 0:06:33because it's time to play Aunty On A Wheel! Come on!

0:06:33 > 0:06:34APPLAUSE

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Sian and Lorelle, are you ready to see your aunty

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- as you've never seen her before? - BOTH: Yeah.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Studio audience, are you ready to see Sian and Lorelle's aunty

0:06:52 > 0:06:56as you've never seen her before? CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:06:56 > 0:06:58In that case, everybody in the Wind-Up audience,

0:06:58 > 0:07:00please give it up for Aunt On A Wheel!

0:07:00 > 0:07:02SCREAMING AND APPLAUSE

0:07:02 > 0:07:03# Upside down

0:07:03 > 0:07:07# Boy you turn me inside out

0:07:07 > 0:07:10# Round and round. #

0:07:10 > 0:07:15Aunty Nina, you are looking good. How are you feeling?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17- I'm all right. - You're all right? Good.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20- You look terrified! - LAUGHTER

0:07:20 > 0:07:23If you've switched over to Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up,

0:07:23 > 0:07:25I can confirm you are not seeing things.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28That is a large wheel, it is divided into six sections

0:07:28 > 0:07:32and that is someone's aunt strapped onto it. Sam, explain yourself.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34There are three gold sections.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37If Nina lands on Aunt, she will win herself a prize.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39- That'd be nice, wouldn't it? - That'd be lovely.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41If Nina lands on Audience,

0:07:41 > 0:07:45she will win a prize for our entire studio audience.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:07:47 > 0:07:49But better, better still,

0:07:49 > 0:07:53if Nina lands on Star, Sian and Lorelle could win a prize.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Yes, that is good.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59That is good, but only if they can answer a question correctly.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01What we're saying, basically, is gold is good.

0:08:01 > 0:08:06Red, however, is bad!

0:08:06 > 0:08:11If Nina lands on red, she will come face-to-face with the Foaminator.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18That's right, ladies and gentlemen.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21This week's Foaminator is Alex and Jade from Oh My!

0:08:23 > 0:08:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Come over here, ladies. Come over here.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Looking good, girls!

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Now, don't worry.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37All the big names in music have taken part in this part of the show.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41You know, Beyonce, Rihanna, the Bieber. He loves a bit of foaming.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Actually, I'm lying. They've never agreed to come on this show.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Yet! Yet!

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Just remember, if it lands on red,

0:08:49 > 0:08:53you have to release a furious amount of foam right in Aunty's face, yeah?

0:08:53 > 0:08:54- OK. - Excellent.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57OK, girls. Let's get out the line of fire.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59I've got a bad feeling about this. I don't know why.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Let's stand over here, that's it, girls.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04All right, in that case, here we go. Loads of prizes, no big deal.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Come on Sam...

0:09:06 > 0:09:08ALL: Wind up that wheel!

0:09:08 > 0:09:10All right, here we go!

0:09:12 > 0:09:14AUNTY NINA SQUEALS

0:09:16 > 0:09:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:09:21 > 0:09:24It's landed on Aunt, which means you get yourself a prize.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Let's see what it is.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31It's a brand new set of pyjamas and slippers.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33CHEERING

0:09:35 > 0:09:38All right. OK. Are you feeling OK, Nina?

0:09:38 > 0:09:39Erm, ye-eah.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42LAUGHTER

0:09:42 > 0:09:45OK, it's time for the second spin. Here we go!

0:09:56 > 0:09:59It's landed on Foam. Ladies, get yourselves in position.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02I'm going to stand behind here. After three. Right in the face, girls.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Right in the face. One, two, three, go!

0:10:05 > 0:10:08SCREAMING AND CHEERING

0:10:11 > 0:10:13LAUGHTER

0:10:13 > 0:10:16OK, OK. Come over here, come over here, girls.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Nina, how are you feeling now?

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- What?! - LAUGHTER

0:10:22 > 0:10:25OK, it's time for the third and final spin. Here we go!

0:10:35 > 0:10:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:10:41 > 0:10:44It's Aunt! It's Aunt again! You've won yourself another prize.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Let's see what it is.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48It's an air guitar game!

0:10:50 > 0:10:52LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:10:52 > 0:10:54So not too bad at all.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57At the end of Aunt On A Wheel, you only got foamed once

0:10:57 > 0:10:59and you won yourself two prizes. APPLAUSE

0:11:02 > 0:11:06Thank you to Nina and thank you also to Alex and Jade, our Foaminators.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:11:11 > 0:11:15Sian and Lorelle, we have got another surprise

0:11:15 > 0:11:17up our sleeves for you, and your aunt, actually.

0:11:17 > 0:11:21Because you'll be coming back later on to play Win The Presenter.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24APPLAUSE

0:11:24 > 0:11:27That maybe is exciting for you but it's a bit terrifying for us.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29The winner will take one of us home

0:11:29 > 0:11:32and then do whatever they want with us, or to us.

0:11:32 > 0:11:37Pretty scary. Who will Sian and Lorelle and Nina be playing against?

0:11:37 > 0:11:40It could be anyone in this audience tonight. Any one of you.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Nobody is safe. Keep watching to find out who it's going to be.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49Let's take a look at what's coming up on the rest of it.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51APPLAUSE

0:11:51 > 0:11:55We've taken hidden cameras on the road and dressed Sam and Mark

0:11:55 > 0:11:58up in more ridiculous disguises.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Yes, it's In Yer Face.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04The Finger Of Fun has got a slippery surprise up its sleeve

0:12:04 > 0:12:07for someone in this studio audience.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11And we've got music from Oh My! later in the show.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Right now it's back to the boys.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Hiya. Win the Presenter is coming up very soon,

0:12:20 > 0:12:23but right now let's introduce to you a couple of friends of ours.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Wind-Up audience, please give a massive welcome to Niamh and Lauren!

0:12:26 > 0:12:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35- Ladies, you are looking lovely! - It's lovely to have you on the show.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38You might recognise these girls because they appeared

0:12:38 > 0:12:44on another or our smash hit but non-award-winning shows, TMI Friday.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46- Are you all right?- Yeah.

0:12:46 > 0:12:51'There's Niamh, there's Lauren and there's Jedward.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53'Why am I massaging her head?

0:12:53 > 0:12:56'Why are we playing basketball with Justin Bieber's head?

0:12:56 > 0:13:00'Jedward seemed to be enjoying themselves, anyway.'

0:13:00 > 0:13:03'Ah, yes. Bursting balloons, Bieber and basketball.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06'I think it's fair to say a good time was had by all.'

0:13:06 > 0:13:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:13:08 > 0:13:13- Good times. - Great times, great times, Mark.

0:13:13 > 0:13:14Did you ever think you'd hear or see

0:13:14 > 0:13:17from me and Sam again after the show?

0:13:17 > 0:13:20- The occasional Christmas card? No? - BOTH: No!

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Actually, the fact we've got a bit of history

0:13:25 > 0:13:28made these guys perfect candidates for our brand new game, In Yer Face.

0:13:28 > 0:13:29Let me explain.

0:13:29 > 0:13:33For this game to work, we needed two people who had met us in person

0:13:33 > 0:13:37who would definitely recognise us if we bumped into them in the street.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39And we also needed people we had intel on.

0:13:39 > 0:13:43That stands for intelligence. I know that because I got told today.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47Now the big question was could we infiltrate their lives

0:13:47 > 0:13:49without being recognised? Let's find out.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Niamh, say the magic words.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Roll VT!

0:13:55 > 0:14:00'A beautiful, peaceful day in Flint. Until we showed up.'

0:14:13 > 0:14:16We're here to play a little game we like to call In Yer Face.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20It's called that because we're about to get in the face of these two.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23- 'I'm taking Niamh.' - 'And I'm taking Lauren.'

0:14:23 > 0:14:26'The aim of the game is not to get recognised.'

0:14:26 > 0:14:28'We've got loads of disguises to help us out.'

0:14:28 > 0:14:31'And whoever gets away with it longest is the winner.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35'But if they uncover our true identity and make a positive ID

0:14:35 > 0:14:38'right in our faces, it's game over.'

0:14:39 > 0:14:42'We kick off with round one - Special Delivery.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45'Will Sam and Mark be able to pass themselves off as delivery men?

0:14:45 > 0:14:48'Up first is Sam.'

0:14:48 > 0:14:51GIGGLING

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Don't mess it up, Sam.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06COCKNEY ACCENT: All right, I've got a package for number 30.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10OK. Mum!

0:15:10 > 0:15:13If you just print and sign that, I just need a signature.

0:15:13 > 0:15:18- It's not... Mum! - Get her to sign it!

0:15:18 > 0:15:21It's all right, you can sign. I just need a signature, darling.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23- Go on, you sign. - I don't know what to do!

0:15:23 > 0:15:27Print your name there and signature there. Cheers, darling.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Stop saying darling. Get out of there, get out of there, quick.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Thank you. Cheers, thank you.

0:15:40 > 0:15:45LAUGHTER Oh! That was pretty nerve racking!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47- Now it's my turn. - Your turn now.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50- Off to Naimh's. Come on, Niamh! - Ah-hah!

0:15:50 > 0:15:54Horrendous cockney accent! "All right, darling. How's it going?"

0:15:54 > 0:15:56LAUGHTER

0:15:56 > 0:16:00'That's 1-0 to Sam, but will Mark be able to deliver the goods?'

0:16:00 > 0:16:02(Good luck.)

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Struggling with gate! Hah!

0:16:11 > 0:16:14- Stop laughing.- Shut up. My moustache is coming off.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Excuse me, I've got a delivery. Can you sign here, please?

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Just on there.

0:16:28 > 0:16:32Right, just a quick signature, that's all. Anywhere there, love.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37All right, darling. You take that in there. All right. Have a good day.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39- Bye!- Thank you.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44MARK WHINES

0:16:47 > 0:16:50- Go, go, go! - LAUGHTER

0:16:50 > 0:16:54'It's level pegging so it's time for round two, On Your Bike.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58'Will Sam and Mark be able to cycle past without getting recognised?

0:16:58 > 0:17:01'Let's find out. Up first, Sam.'

0:17:02 > 0:17:04I'm going to tell you the rules.

0:17:04 > 0:17:08Ride up to her, say good morning and then honk your horn.

0:17:08 > 0:17:13Do it really slowly and do it coming towards her, not behind.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15- OK.- Good luck, you'll need it.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25'Slowly.'

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Morning. Lovely morning.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30HORN SQUEAKS

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Did she clock you then? Did she clock you?

0:17:35 > 0:17:37'Lauren looks suspicious but remember,

0:17:37 > 0:17:40'she needs to make a positive ID for the game to be up.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43'So has Sam got away with it?'

0:17:43 > 0:17:45I'm sure she clocked him then.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53Morning. LAUGHTER

0:17:53 > 0:17:56Either she recognised me or she thought, "What a weirdo!"

0:17:56 > 0:17:57What a weirdo!

0:17:57 > 0:18:01'What a weirdo indeed, but he's taken a 2-1 lead.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03'Next up it's Mark.'

0:18:05 > 0:18:07HORN SQUEAKS

0:18:07 > 0:18:12OK, Mark. This is it. Here comes Niamh.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21- Morning. - HORN SQUEAKS

0:18:21 > 0:18:24Little look back!

0:18:24 > 0:18:27She doesn't suspect a thing.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30'That makes it two apiece. Still all to play for.'

0:18:30 > 0:18:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:18:34 > 0:18:38- We looked weird.- Very strange. OK, let's start at the beginning.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41What was going through your head when that strange,

0:18:41 > 0:18:44delivery man with a dodgy accent turned up at your door?

0:18:44 > 0:18:46That someone was just winding me up.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Straight away, you were thinking, "This can't be right."

0:18:49 > 0:18:53Weirdo. What did you think when I cycled past, Niamh?

0:18:53 > 0:18:56I thought, "Why would a grown man have a pink horn on his bike?"

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Yeah, Mark. Why?

0:18:58 > 0:19:01These were questions I was asking myself, Niamh!

0:19:01 > 0:19:03LAUGHTER

0:19:03 > 0:19:06OK, so that's 2-2. It's all hanging in the balance.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10But one of us had to win and one of us had to become a big loser.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14Let's see how it went down. Lauren, you know what to do.

0:19:14 > 0:19:18- Run VT. - 'It's time for In Your Face Round 3.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20'Can Sam and Mark pretend to be lost ramblers

0:19:20 > 0:19:23'and ask for directions in a foreign accent?

0:19:23 > 0:19:26'Off you go, son.'

0:19:26 > 0:19:28OK, the rules are pretty simple.

0:19:28 > 0:19:32All you need to do is ask directions to the town centre.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34But do it in an accent.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36SAM LAUGHS

0:19:36 > 0:19:39- You look like a gibbering wreck. - I am, I'm nervous.

0:19:39 > 0:19:44- It doesn't help that you look like an American garden gnome.- Ha!

0:19:44 > 0:19:47I'll tell you what else doesn't help,

0:19:47 > 0:19:51the fact that I've got a map of the Yorkshire Dales.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53LAUGHTER

0:19:53 > 0:19:57Yeah, granted, that's not going to work in your favour.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03POOR AMERICAN ACCENT: Oh, hi! Excuse me, I was just wondering

0:20:03 > 0:20:05if you could tell me where the town centre is?

0:20:05 > 0:20:09You'll have to go all the way to the front of the castle,

0:20:09 > 0:20:13- follow the road around...- OK. - ..you come to a little bridge...

0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Back into Barnsley! - ..that's where the town is.

0:20:16 > 0:20:20Follow round to the right, under the bridge. Thank you very much.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23Have a good day. 'Bye!

0:20:23 > 0:20:25LAUGHING

0:20:25 > 0:20:28That was amazing! Keep walking, keep walking.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31LAUGHING

0:20:36 > 0:20:38LAUGHING

0:20:38 > 0:20:42- Can't believe you did that. - AMERICAN ACCENT: Excuse me!

0:20:42 > 0:20:44LAUGHTER

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Oh, no, that means I've got to do it now.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50Yeah, man! What accent are you going to do?

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Well, it's got to be better than yours!

0:20:52 > 0:20:57'It's 3-2 to Sam! Will Mark be able to level the scores?'

0:20:57 > 0:21:01- I'm just enjoying a sandwich. - What? Are you?- Yeah.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Save us some.- I will.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08You know the rules.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11To be fair, I didn't put the map in front of my face.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13I don't reckon you should too.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15We said what the rules were.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17LAUGHING

0:21:17 > 0:21:20- You're getting nervous now. - I'm really nervous.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23If I can't use the map, I am going to struggle.

0:21:25 > 0:21:29- DUTCH ACCENT:- Excuse me, could you please, er, help me?

0:21:29 > 0:21:32I'm not from around here. I was looking at the map

0:21:32 > 0:21:35and I was wondering if you could show me where the town centre is?

0:21:35 > 0:21:40Please? Do you know? I have a map. The town centre.

0:21:40 > 0:21:45I'm not from around here, so I don't know. Where would you say?

0:21:52 > 0:21:56To the shops? OK, thank you, please. A high five for that.

0:21:56 > 0:22:00Yes, thank you. Thank you very much.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03LAUGHTER Awesome!

0:22:07 > 0:22:10Careful, careful!

0:22:10 > 0:22:13LAUGHTER

0:22:13 > 0:22:17- That was really good.- What are the scores? 3-3?- Yes. Three all. Wow!

0:22:17 > 0:22:22- This is good. This is tight.- I would have been found out on that one.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25- I'm surprised!- Next one's a biggy!

0:22:25 > 0:22:29'Mark makes it three apiece. So, it's on to round four.

0:22:29 > 0:22:33'Can the lads serve their target in a bakery dressed as a lady?

0:22:33 > 0:22:37'Let's find out. Up first, Sam.'

0:22:40 > 0:22:46- Sam?- Yep.- What you need to do is serve her in a woman's voice.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48How you doing, ladies? What can I get ya?

0:22:48 > 0:22:50LAUGHTER

0:22:50 > 0:22:55A tub of coleslaw. Can we get that, Derrin, love?

0:22:55 > 0:22:58Couple of slices of that. Can we get that, Angie, please?

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Let's get this lady what she wants.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03LAUGHTER

0:23:03 > 0:23:07- It's my birthday.- It's your birthday? Oh, happy birthday!

0:23:07 > 0:23:12- How old are you today?- Ten. - Ten? Wow, I remember being ten!

0:23:12 > 0:23:17- Do you remember being ten, Derrin? - No, it's too far!- Oh, too long away!

0:23:19 > 0:23:22- I don't remember yesterday! - Here we go, is that it, love?

0:23:22 > 0:23:26- That's it, thank you. - £1.79 that please, love. Thank you.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28There you go Angela, love. You do that.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31I'm not good with tills me, I'm only new. There's your change.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34- Thank you, my love.- Thank you. - Thank you very much.

0:23:34 > 0:23:39- Thanks.- Thank you. Have a nice party. Happy birthday. See ya.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44'Nothing half baked about that!

0:23:44 > 0:23:49'Sam seems to have got away with it, so the pressure's now on Mark.'

0:23:54 > 0:23:57You all right, ladies? What do you want, darling?

0:23:59 > 0:24:03- You don't want anything? - She can't have bread.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Oh, no, what about coronation chicken down there?

0:24:06 > 0:24:10- No, don't like chicken? - I might have one of those.

0:24:10 > 0:24:14- Do you want a drink, Niamh? - Oh, Niamh, what a lovely name!

0:24:15 > 0:24:20- There you go, thank you.- Bargain! Look at that.- Thank you very much.

0:24:20 > 0:24:25- It's a pleasure. Take care, love, bye!- Bye!

0:24:27 > 0:24:30'So, that means Mark's levelled it up.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33'Score draw 4-4!'

0:24:33 > 0:24:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:24:37 > 0:24:38One quick question, Niamh.

0:24:38 > 0:24:42DUTCH ACCENT: Could you tell me where the dance centre is, please?

0:24:42 > 0:24:45AMERICAN ACCENT: I have a map! I have a map!

0:24:45 > 0:24:47My dad always said to me, "Never trust a woman with a beard!"

0:24:47 > 0:24:52Lauren, surely, you must've started to smell a rat in that bakery?

0:24:52 > 0:24:55Well, I could see it was you, kind of.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58- Right.- But I wouldn't, I didn't think it would be you.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00I don't think anybody noticed me, cos when you left the shop,

0:25:00 > 0:25:04the guy behind me, "Can I have a bacon sandwich, please?

0:25:04 > 0:25:06LAUGHTER

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Oh, brilliant.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11And, Niamh, I thought you were totally going to get me there.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13What were you thinking?

0:25:13 > 0:25:16I thought it did look like Mark, and I just thought,

0:25:16 > 0:25:19"I don't want to say anything just in case it isn't."

0:25:19 > 0:25:21And I don't want to be rude.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24That could have been awkward, bless you for being so polite.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26That kept us in the game, you still didn't spot us.

0:25:26 > 0:25:31So, it was down to the last resort - shadow walking.

0:25:31 > 0:25:32Niamh, do it.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35Run VT.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38'It's time for the decider - shadow walking.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41'Whoever can walk in the shadow of their target for the longest time,

0:25:41 > 0:25:44'without being recognised, is our winner.'

0:26:02 > 0:26:04'Looks like Niamh might have spotted Mark.'

0:26:04 > 0:26:09- 'Game over, son.'- How're you doing? - Fine.- Are you all right?

0:26:09 > 0:26:12'We've been playing a game with you'

0:26:12 > 0:26:14all day, called In Your Face.

0:26:14 > 0:26:19'Oh, and it looks like Lauren might have spotted Sam!'

0:26:19 > 0:26:20Hello, Lauren, all right?!

0:26:20 > 0:26:21'Winner!'

0:26:21 > 0:26:26- How are you doing?- You know the delivery person this morning?

0:26:26 > 0:26:28That was me.

0:26:28 > 0:26:32And then, you went for a little walk in the park, didn't you,

0:26:32 > 0:26:36there was a cyclist that went past you? Yeah, that was me.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39- And I can't believe you didn't get me in here.- I thought it was you.

0:26:39 > 0:26:43You thought it was me?! You were being too polite, weren't you?

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Hey, but something you don't know,

0:26:45 > 0:26:48is that Sam has been playing the game also with Lauren.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53All right, Niamh?

0:26:53 > 0:26:55Hi!

0:26:55 > 0:26:57I literally had to go up to her and go, "Hello."

0:26:59 > 0:27:02- Did you enjoy that?- You've got to say something to me.- Happy birthday!

0:27:02 > 0:27:06SAM AND MARK CHEER Don't forget the birthday.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10CHEERING

0:27:10 > 0:27:12All right, begrudgingly, I will say congratulations.

0:27:12 > 0:27:16You pretty much had to jump into Lauren's face to get spotted there.

0:27:16 > 0:27:20- That was funny.- Lauren, it was actually your birthday.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22The weirdest birthday ever?

0:27:22 > 0:27:26- Yes, and thanks for making me late for my own birthday party.- Oh, what?

0:27:26 > 0:27:31- Sam!- Oh, man!- Oh, well, you've both been brilliant, brilliant sports.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Now, please, one more time...

0:27:33 > 0:27:36- DUTCH ACCENT:- Would you tell me the way to the town centre?

0:27:36 > 0:27:38- I do not know.- Give it a rest!

0:27:38 > 0:27:41Ladies and gentlemen, give a massive round of applause to Niamh and Lauren!

0:27:41 > 0:27:43CHEERING

0:27:43 > 0:27:46- Well done, girls.- Fantastic.

0:27:48 > 0:27:52You might have noticed that we are partial to a bit of birthday fun.

0:27:52 > 0:27:56The problem is we haven't got a full day to do anything about it!

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Don't worry, because we've rectified this,

0:27:58 > 0:28:04we've decided to give someone in this audience the world's quickest party.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07Yes, and that person is you...

0:28:07 > 0:28:12- Ashley! How are you doing, Ashley? Are you all right?- Yeah.

0:28:12 > 0:28:16- Yeah, and it is your birthday today, isn't it?- Yes.- Phew!

0:28:16 > 0:28:18- Ho-ho!- Ashley, how old are you?- 11.

0:28:18 > 0:28:21In that case, happy 11th birthday, cue the celebrations!

0:28:21 > 0:28:23CHEERING

0:28:23 > 0:28:26Yay! Woo hoo!

0:28:26 > 0:28:30MUSIC: "Cotton-Eyed Joe" by Rednex

0:28:43 > 0:28:46Look at this!

0:28:46 > 0:28:49- Nice!- All right, Jacko?- Good.

0:28:49 > 0:28:52So, Ashley would you say...?

0:28:52 > 0:28:54Sorry, we'll just take that out of your mouth...

0:28:54 > 0:28:58- Is this the world's quickest birthday party ever?- Yeah.- Excellent!

0:28:58 > 0:29:00We've done our jobs brilliantly!

0:29:00 > 0:29:04Keep watching, because one family will be walking away with me...

0:29:04 > 0:29:07- Or me! - ..when we play Win The Presenter.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09Right now, here's what else is coming up on the show.

0:29:09 > 0:29:13Happy birthday! CHEERING

0:29:13 > 0:29:16'We've got a bobby dazzler of a surprise,

0:29:16 > 0:29:20'and yes, it involves a giant animal!

0:29:20 > 0:29:22'What do you get if you stick a chimp in a chair

0:29:22 > 0:29:26'and spin him like there's no tomorrow?

0:29:26 > 0:29:29'Well, why don't you stay tuned to find out.

0:29:29 > 0:29:32'And, as if that wasn't enough excitement,

0:29:32 > 0:29:35'we've also got music from Oh My!'

0:29:35 > 0:29:37CHEERING

0:29:40 > 0:29:43So, in case you missed it, we strapped embarrassing Aunt Nina

0:29:43 > 0:29:46on to a wheel and gave her a right, old spin.

0:29:46 > 0:29:48- I'll tell you what, she didn't do too bad.- No.

0:29:48 > 0:29:52Yeah, she got two prizes for herself and got foamed by

0:29:52 > 0:29:56the Foaminator. Oh My! There they are. Right in the face.

0:29:56 > 0:30:00Give us a wave if you're feeling OK now, Aunt Nina.

0:30:00 > 0:30:03- I'm OK. I'm all right. - LAUGHTER

0:30:03 > 0:30:05Slightly unconvincing, but there we go.

0:30:05 > 0:30:09OK, but now, it's time to randomly select our second studio victim.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12We couldn't do it without a friend of ours, bring on the finger!

0:30:12 > 0:30:15CHEERING SAM: Whoa!

0:30:15 > 0:30:18- Look at that!- Hey, a party blower.

0:30:18 > 0:30:22Wey-hey! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the finger of fun.

0:30:22 > 0:30:24Now, finger, we need you to select someone,

0:30:24 > 0:30:26someone who loves having some fun.

0:30:26 > 0:30:28So, finger of fun, find us someone!

0:30:32 > 0:30:34Who is it going to be?

0:30:34 > 0:30:38Oh, it might be you, sir! Probably not you.

0:30:38 > 0:30:42Oh, not you, mate, sorry.

0:30:42 > 0:30:45Oh, it might be you, though.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48Definitely not you.

0:30:48 > 0:30:51Oh, it could be you.

0:30:51 > 0:30:55Who's it going to be? Ohhh!

0:30:55 > 0:30:58SAM: Wow!

0:30:58 > 0:31:01Right, yes way, my friend.

0:31:01 > 0:31:05- The finger has spoken, what is your name?- Ben.

0:31:05 > 0:31:09Ben, in that case, Ben, get yourself down here it's time to have some fun.

0:31:09 > 0:31:12It's time for The Prize Surprise. Come on down, Ben.

0:31:12 > 0:31:13CHEERING

0:31:18 > 0:31:23- Ah!- Ben, it's brilliant to have you here with us.

0:31:23 > 0:31:26We've got a surprise for you, don't worry, it's good.

0:31:26 > 0:31:29Ben, who are you here with today?

0:31:29 > 0:31:30I'm here with my mum, Sharon,

0:31:30 > 0:31:33my dad, John, and my little sister, Molly.

0:31:33 > 0:31:35Hiya, guys, you all right?

0:31:35 > 0:31:38Well, to tell you the truth, Ben, we already knew that.

0:31:38 > 0:31:41In fact, we know loads of stuff about you.

0:31:41 > 0:31:43Yeah, we do, actually, for example,

0:31:43 > 0:31:46- we know you played Oliver in a school play, is that right?- Yes.

0:31:46 > 0:31:50We also know that, when you grow up, you want to be a forensic scientist.

0:31:50 > 0:31:51Yes.

0:31:51 > 0:31:54We know that you know a few words in Turkish,

0:31:54 > 0:31:55what kind of words do you know?

0:31:55 > 0:31:57Like, "My name is Ben," say that in Turkish.

0:31:57 > 0:32:02Uh, Ben Ben. That means I Ben.

0:32:02 > 0:32:06- OK.- Ben Ben, that's a stroke of luck, isn't it?

0:32:06 > 0:32:07I might take up Turkish lessons.

0:32:07 > 0:32:10- You could've said anything, I wouldn't have known.- Sam sam.

0:32:10 > 0:32:14How are you doing, you all right?

0:32:14 > 0:32:18And, we also know that you love animals, in particular snakes.

0:32:18 > 0:32:21- Is it true that you've got a pet snake?- Yeah.

0:32:21 > 0:32:24- Where do you keep them? - In tanks.- In tanks? OK.

0:32:24 > 0:32:27One in my room, one in my uncle's room in his house,

0:32:27 > 0:32:32- and one in my front room.- Excellent. - One in your room? Interesting.

0:32:32 > 0:32:35We knew that fact, in fact, we know everything about your bedroom.

0:32:35 > 0:32:38- Sounds like a cool bedroom, Ben. - Yeah, really cool.

0:32:38 > 0:32:41So, cool we decided we'd like to see it for ourselves,

0:32:41 > 0:32:44so we brought it here into the Wind-Up studio.

0:32:44 > 0:32:48Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Ben's bedroom!

0:32:48 > 0:32:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:32:56 > 0:33:01- Ben, this is your bedroom, yeah? - Yeah.- Good.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03It's smaller than my bedroom.

0:33:03 > 0:33:06All right, all right. It's not that big a studio to be fair.

0:33:06 > 0:33:09- My bedroom's twice the size of that. - All right!

0:33:09 > 0:33:11- Did we get the dimensions right? - Let's prove it.

0:33:11 > 0:33:14Here's a picture of your bedroom before we nicked it.

0:33:14 > 0:33:17- Nice.- Good. This is what it looks like after we nicked it.

0:33:17 > 0:33:20- Pretty bare. - As we've sneaked into your room

0:33:20 > 0:33:23without permission, we're going to try to make it up to you

0:33:23 > 0:33:26by giving you the chance to win some prizes from our Wind-Up Prize Stash.

0:33:26 > 0:33:29- Yeah?- OK.- Yeah, that's only fair.

0:33:29 > 0:33:32Ben, as you're a big fan of snakes, we've hidden loads

0:33:32 > 0:33:35of the slippery suckers around your bedroom.

0:33:35 > 0:33:38You've got 30 seconds to rummage through your bedroom and find them.

0:33:38 > 0:33:42The more snakes you find, the more prizes. It couldn't be simpler.

0:33:42 > 0:33:44Can we have 30 seconds on the clock please?

0:33:44 > 0:33:48- Thank you. Ben, are you ready?- Yes. - Audience, are you ready?

0:33:48 > 0:33:50AUDIENCE: Yes!

0:33:50 > 0:33:53The best of luck, Ben. In three, two, one, rummage!

0:33:56 > 0:33:58That's it!

0:33:58 > 0:34:00- Go on, yeah.- Yeah!

0:34:00 > 0:34:04- Have a good rummage.- You've got it.

0:34:04 > 0:34:06- Hello.- Hello. - Where's he going?

0:34:06 > 0:34:10- He's got something. - Check the drawers.

0:34:10 > 0:34:13Come on, Ben.

0:34:13 > 0:34:16You've got 10 seconds left. Come on.

0:34:16 > 0:34:22- Come on!- Where are they? - Come on!- Where are they?

0:34:24 > 0:34:26- Stop what you're doing!- Time's up.

0:34:26 > 0:34:29- Come over here. Time's up. - All right.

0:34:29 > 0:34:33We'll give you that one. We didn't see that. OK, let's have a look.

0:34:33 > 0:34:36How many have we got here? Come over here.

0:34:36 > 0:34:39Let's take a look. We have got...

0:34:39 > 0:34:41One! CHEERING

0:34:41 > 0:34:44We've got...two! CHEERING

0:34:44 > 0:34:48We've got three!

0:34:48 > 0:34:51I'm not going to throw this one - it's heavy and might hurt someone.

0:34:51 > 0:34:53We've got four! CHEERING

0:34:53 > 0:34:55That's four snakes which means you've won

0:34:55 > 0:34:58four prizes from the Wind-Up Prize Stash. Not bad at all.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01OK, but Ben, we are now going to wind things up a notch.

0:35:01 > 0:35:03How do you fancy getting your hands on this?

0:35:03 > 0:35:07That's right. It's a brand new laptop.

0:35:07 > 0:35:09- You don't get the chimp! - No, you don't get the chimp.

0:35:09 > 0:35:13That's not all. As well as getting your hands on today's star prize,

0:35:13 > 0:35:18we are also going to let you get revenge on your parents

0:35:18 > 0:35:21because basically they were the ones who stitched you up

0:35:21 > 0:35:23- by letting us borrow your bedroom. - Borrow(!)

0:35:23 > 0:35:28- We've got a pet snake as well. His name's Tiny and he's so cute.- Yes!

0:35:28 > 0:35:31- He's waiting backstage actually. - You hold him, then!

0:35:31 > 0:35:35Well, this is the thing. All you need to do is nominate either your mum

0:35:35 > 0:35:38or your dad to come down here and hold him.

0:35:38 > 0:35:43If they can do it for ten seconds you will win today's star prize. Simple.

0:35:43 > 0:35:49- OK.- Actually... Sorry. Sam, there's been a slight change of plan.

0:35:49 > 0:35:51- Has there?- Anybody tell you?

0:35:51 > 0:35:54No, nobody's told me.

0:35:54 > 0:35:55Come here, mate.

0:35:55 > 0:35:58My chubby cheeked friend. You stay there, Ben.

0:35:58 > 0:36:01What we needed was someone who didn't like snakes,

0:36:01 > 0:36:04who didn't understand what beautiful creatures they are.

0:36:04 > 0:36:07- I think you know where this is going, don't you?- Mm.

0:36:07 > 0:36:12To win, Ben, our star prize, we want you to hold Tiny for ten seconds.

0:36:12 > 0:36:15- Yeah?- Right.- Will you do it?- Yeah. CHEERING

0:36:19 > 0:36:25Right, so... Ben just said, "You WILL do it".

0:36:25 > 0:36:29All right. I think it's time to meet Tiny.

0:36:29 > 0:36:33DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:36:35 > 0:36:38LAUGHTER

0:36:38 > 0:36:42- Wow!- Er... I'm not going to lie to you, Sam.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45I didn't realise he was that big.

0:36:45 > 0:36:50- How are you feeling about this? - Great(!)- Come over here.

0:36:50 > 0:36:53Ben, any advice for Sam when handling snakes?

0:36:53 > 0:36:57- Keep calm.- Keep calm, yeah. - Ignore it.

0:36:57 > 0:37:01Ignore it(?) Oh, it's making noises and everything!

0:37:01 > 0:37:05- All right. Are you going to put this over your shoulder?- Yeah, all right.

0:37:05 > 0:37:07It's going to ruin my suit!

0:37:07 > 0:37:11No, listen, stick it over his shoulder.

0:37:11 > 0:37:14- All right.- Come on! - SAM SQUEALS

0:37:14 > 0:37:17- All right. All right! - SAM SHRIEKS

0:37:17 > 0:37:20It's a Burmese Python, four metres long. It weighs two stone.

0:37:20 > 0:37:23- Start the clock!- Start the clock!

0:37:23 > 0:37:27Eats rats, pigs and TV presenters.

0:37:27 > 0:37:30- Come on, Sam. - AUDIENCE COUNTS

0:37:34 > 0:37:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:37:36 > 0:37:41- Good, good.- Oh!- Well done, Ben! You've won the Star Prize!

0:37:43 > 0:37:46I've got to say, that is one beautiful looking snake.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48You can go away now!

0:37:48 > 0:37:51Well done, Sam. Congratulations, Ben, you've been awesome.

0:37:51 > 0:37:55Please give it up for Ben, Ben's bedroom and Tiny the snake!

0:37:55 > 0:37:59- OK.- OK. That is not all, Ben.

0:37:59 > 0:38:03We haven't finished with you and your family just yet because you could...

0:38:03 > 0:38:05That's still hissing!

0:38:05 > 0:38:09You could be taking home the greatest prize in television history.

0:38:09 > 0:38:14- One of us!- You'll go head to head with star of Aunt On A Wheel, Nina.

0:38:14 > 0:38:16That's right. It's Win The Presenter.

0:38:18 > 0:38:24It's never been done before, has it? Winning the presenter. It's insane.

0:38:26 > 0:38:29- We were going to give away a dream holiday.- Yeah.

0:38:29 > 0:38:31- A brand new house.- Yeah. - A sports car.- Yeah.

0:38:31 > 0:38:37- We thought we'd do it differently. - Plus we've run out of money.- Yeah.

0:38:37 > 0:38:40Yeah, winning a presenter's never been done before but they used

0:38:40 > 0:38:44to think the earth was flat and the moon was made of cheese.

0:38:44 > 0:38:45- What does that mean?- I've no idea.

0:38:45 > 0:38:50Are we crazy? Probably, but hey, that's how we roll.

0:38:50 > 0:38:53Work hard, play hard, live for today.

0:38:53 > 0:38:56- Yeah we're pretty rock'n'roll. - Are you out tonight?

0:38:56 > 0:38:59- I can't, I'm cooking a lasagne. - Fair enough.

0:39:04 > 0:39:07'Welcome to Win The Presenter!

0:39:07 > 0:39:11'And let's say hello to our two families.

0:39:11 > 0:39:15'We've got the Wilson Family and the Carberry Family.

0:39:15 > 0:39:21'Let's find out which presenter they're playing for today.

0:39:21 > 0:39:25'He's the man with the best teeth in showbusiness.

0:39:25 > 0:39:27'It's Mark!'

0:39:28 > 0:39:34'Teams, it's time to meet your host. It's Mr Sam Nixon.'

0:39:34 > 0:39:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:39:43 > 0:39:47Yes, welcome to the most exciting part of the show where our two

0:39:47 > 0:39:49families go head to head to win Mark.

0:39:49 > 0:39:53One of these two lucky families will get to take Mark home

0:39:53 > 0:39:56and do anything they want with him and I'll give you a little tip.

0:39:56 > 0:39:59Like Mr Muscle, he loves the jobs you hate! Isn't that right, Mark?

0:39:59 > 0:40:04- Shut up, Sam!- It's payback time. Get that snake off of me!

0:40:04 > 0:40:07Let's meet the families who could be winning you.

0:40:07 > 0:40:10Nina, would you like to introduce the rest of your team?

0:40:10 > 0:40:12This is my niece Sian,

0:40:12 > 0:40:17her twin sister Lorelle, and my older sister Tasha.

0:40:17 > 0:40:20OK, it's lovely to have you. Give it up for the Wilson family.

0:40:20 > 0:40:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:40:23 > 0:40:28Wilsons, to get your hands on Mark, you have to beat the Carberrys.

0:40:28 > 0:40:30Ben, introduce the rest of your family.

0:40:30 > 0:40:35This is my dad John, my sister Molly and my mum Sharon.

0:40:35 > 0:40:37Give it up for the Carberrys!

0:40:39 > 0:40:42If you want some inspiration about what to do with this special prize,

0:40:42 > 0:40:46just take a look at what our last winning family got up to

0:40:46 > 0:40:47when they won the presenter.

0:40:49 > 0:40:52- Hello!- Hello!

0:40:52 > 0:40:56- We've got loads of things for you to do today. Come in.- OK.

0:40:56 > 0:40:58Ah! I knead it.

0:41:02 > 0:41:04Oh, no, what a nightmare!

0:41:04 > 0:41:07- Cheers, Gran. - CHEERING

0:41:07 > 0:41:09I hope you like it crispy.

0:41:09 > 0:41:14Ah, chapatis done. I think I've done a good job.

0:41:14 > 0:41:17- Can I have one. - FAMILY: No!- Right.

0:41:21 > 0:41:23Missed a spot.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30Thank you.

0:41:31 > 0:41:33Thanks.

0:41:37 > 0:41:40- Yes. Guys did I do a good job? - FAMILY: Yeah.- Fantastic.

0:41:40 > 0:41:42Wilson and the Carberry family,

0:41:42 > 0:41:45I hope that's given you some thoughts about what you can do

0:41:45 > 0:41:48if you win the presenter. Back to Sam in the studio.

0:41:50 > 0:41:54So, Wilson family, have you got any yucky jobs around the house

0:41:54 > 0:41:56that you would get Mark to do?

0:41:56 > 0:41:58- I've got four cats.- Ooh.

0:41:58 > 0:42:02So there's a few bits of poopy scoop in the garden.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04Yeah, big time. Big time.

0:42:04 > 0:42:08There's a ten foot paddling pool that wasn't cleaned from last year.

0:42:08 > 0:42:11- Oh, really?- Brilliant. - That's a good one. That'll do.

0:42:11 > 0:42:14Carberrys, What would you get Mark to do?

0:42:14 > 0:42:18I was going to get you to clean the snakes out, but that's backfired.

0:42:18 > 0:42:20Sorry, not me! You could Mark to do that, though.

0:42:20 > 0:42:23- I might get him to wash the dog. - Wash the dog!

0:42:23 > 0:42:25Clean the snakes and wash the dog!

0:42:25 > 0:42:28OK. All right. Let's not waste any more time.

0:42:28 > 0:42:31Mark, you go and get yourself ready because it's time for round one,

0:42:31 > 0:42:33Presenter Under Pressure.

0:42:42 > 0:42:46Viewers, you are in for a right treat, because Mark has got

0:42:46 > 0:42:50a special pair of pants on. They are the Underpants Of Chaos!

0:42:52 > 0:42:55THUNDER CRASHES

0:42:55 > 0:42:58Very shortly, I will be asking Mark a number of questions

0:42:58 > 0:43:01about one of his favourite subjects, WWE.

0:43:01 > 0:43:05But every time he answers a question incorrectly or takes too long,

0:43:05 > 0:43:09we will send a shock right through those pants. How are we doing that?

0:43:09 > 0:43:13We've made a sneaky gizmo and shoved it down the back of those Y fronts.

0:43:13 > 0:43:14Let's see if it's working.

0:43:14 > 0:43:17It's working! ARGH!

0:43:17 > 0:43:22I think that's working. Audience, are we happy that it's working?

0:43:22 > 0:43:24AUDIENCE: Yes! You're meant to say no.

0:43:24 > 0:43:27Are you happy that it's working? AUDIENCE: No.

0:43:27 > 0:43:29- Let's try it again.- ARGH!

0:43:31 > 0:43:33Excellent teamwork.

0:43:33 > 0:43:37Families, all you have to do is guess how many questions out of ten

0:43:37 > 0:43:39you think Mark will correctly be able to answer.

0:43:39 > 0:43:42We have three seconds to answer each question.

0:43:42 > 0:43:44Remember, he's under extreme pressure

0:43:44 > 0:43:48so those questions might become a bit trickier.

0:43:48 > 0:43:50Families, write down your answers now.

0:43:50 > 0:43:54So, Mark, WWE wrestling, you watch it quite a lot, don't you?

0:43:54 > 0:43:56Yes, I'm nearly 30. I should get a proper job.

0:43:56 > 0:43:59- You do actually love it, though! - I love it.

0:43:59 > 0:44:03- I remember coming round to your house and you made us watch it.- Yes.

0:44:03 > 0:44:05It's like an aggressive soap opera.

0:44:05 > 0:44:08It is! OK, families, have you written down your answers? Excellent.

0:44:08 > 0:44:12I think it's time for a bit of tense music and dramatic lighting.

0:44:12 > 0:44:14SHORT BURST OF MUSIC

0:44:14 > 0:44:18OK, Mark, stand by, because ten questions,

0:44:18 > 0:44:23that I've no idea what I'm saying, is coming up right now.

0:44:23 > 0:44:25Question one, what does WWE stand for?

0:44:25 > 0:44:27World Wrestling Entertainment.

0:44:27 > 0:44:31Correct. In what year was the Intercontinental title introduced?

0:44:31 > 0:44:34- 1972.- Ooh, incorrect.

0:44:34 > 0:44:39- ARGH!- You were very close. It was 1979. Question three.

0:44:39 > 0:44:41What is Hulk Hogan's real name?

0:44:41 > 0:44:44- Terry Hogan.- Oh, incorrect.

0:44:44 > 0:44:50- ARGH!- It's Terry Gene Bollea. - Of course it is.

0:44:50 > 0:44:54Question four, what do the Hs stand for in HHH's name?

0:44:54 > 0:44:56- Hunter Hearst Helmsley.- Correct.

0:44:56 > 0:44:58It's pretty sad you know that. Question five.

0:44:58 > 0:45:03- Pretty sad!- Which WWE wrestler made a video appearance on TMi Friday?

0:45:03 > 0:45:05- Kofi Kingston?- Correct, well done.

0:45:05 > 0:45:08Which wrestler is also known as Brahma Bull?

0:45:08 > 0:45:13- The Rock.- Correct! What colour is Goldust's costume?

0:45:13 > 0:45:17- Gold...and black. - Incorrect, sorry.- Agh, no!

0:45:17 > 0:45:21Oh, sorry, apparently, you did get that right, Mark.

0:45:21 > 0:45:24I'm sorry that we buzzed you! LAUGHTER

0:45:24 > 0:45:26Black and gold, we'll give you that.

0:45:26 > 0:45:28- Ow!- Who was the first female wrestler

0:45:28 > 0:45:31to ever enter the Royal Rumble?

0:45:31 > 0:45:35- Chyna?!- Correct! Wow! You really are a sad little man.

0:45:35 > 0:45:40- I really am!- What was Bret "Hitman" Hart's signature move called?

0:45:40 > 0:45:42- Sharpshooter.- Incorrect.- What?!

0:45:42 > 0:45:47- That's right!- Mark says it's right. Apparently, it was the Heart Attack.

0:45:47 > 0:45:49- No! - SAM LAUGHS

0:45:49 > 0:45:53Well, it was a tandem clothesline, that sounds mightily vicious.

0:45:53 > 0:45:58- OK, final question.- Oh...- What is Rey Mysterio's weight in pounds?

0:45:58 > 0:46:00179?

0:46:00 > 0:46:04- Whoa! Incorrect!- Agh!

0:46:04 > 0:46:09175! Wow! Give him a round of applause, that's pretty impressive.

0:46:09 > 0:46:12CHEERING

0:46:12 > 0:46:15- That was, that was actually... - I'm not wanting any more.

0:46:15 > 0:46:18That was very impressive, Mark, that is your 10 questions

0:46:18 > 0:46:20and I can tell you that you got six right.

0:46:20 > 0:46:24The one remaining question is how did our families do?

0:46:24 > 0:46:27- Wilsons, how many did you think Mark would get right?- Four.

0:46:27 > 0:46:29Four? OK, interesting.

0:46:29 > 0:46:32- The Carberrys?- Four.- Interesting!

0:46:32 > 0:46:38OK, well, you were both two off, so we'll give you both a point each.

0:46:38 > 0:46:41CHEERING

0:46:41 > 0:46:45OK, our next round is a game more high risk than Total Wipeout,

0:46:45 > 0:46:49more stupid than Hole In The Wall and more pointless than Pointless -

0:46:49 > 0:46:51it's Chimp In A Chair.

0:46:51 > 0:46:53CHEERING

0:46:59 > 0:47:02As you can see, there is a chimp rotating

0:47:02 > 0:47:04rather rapidly in our Wind-Up chair.

0:47:04 > 0:47:07Now, that dizzy fella is Mark's pet chimp.

0:47:07 > 0:47:11As you can tell by the look on his face, Chimpy really needs the loo.

0:47:11 > 0:47:15So, once the chair stops spinning, our dizzy chimp will have 20 seconds

0:47:15 > 0:47:19to grab as many of these loo rolls as possible.

0:47:19 > 0:47:22Hey, when a chimp's got to go, a chimp's got to go,

0:47:22 > 0:47:26but the question is, how many will our chimp be able to grab?

0:47:26 > 0:47:31Families, you now have five seconds to write down your answer.

0:47:31 > 0:47:33- THEY CONFER - No!- Don't forget,

0:47:33 > 0:47:37he'll be pretty disorientated when he gets off that chair. OK!

0:47:37 > 0:47:43Time's up, families, in three, two, one. Stop the chimp. Here we go.

0:47:43 > 0:47:48Go, Chimpy, go! This way, this way, the toilet rolls are that way.

0:47:48 > 0:47:50Go, go, go!

0:47:50 > 0:47:52Get on your feet, chimp. LAUGHTER

0:47:52 > 0:47:55Pick 'em up, pass 'em to me if you need to!

0:47:55 > 0:47:57All right!

0:47:57 > 0:48:01Right. What are you doing, man?! You need to give them to me.

0:48:01 > 0:48:05Here we go, give me one. I'll count that one. OK, that's another one.

0:48:05 > 0:48:08KLAXON BLARES OK, time's up, time's up.

0:48:08 > 0:48:11- CHILD:- Three?! - Go on, we'll count that last one.

0:48:11 > 0:48:15OK, so, chimp, you managed to get

0:48:15 > 0:48:18one, two, three, four...

0:48:18 > 0:48:20CHEERING ..toilet rolls.

0:48:20 > 0:48:23OK, you can have that for free. LAUGHTER

0:48:23 > 0:48:27OK, Wilson family, how many did you think Chimpy would get?

0:48:27 > 0:48:31- We thought 10.- Aw, you thought he really did need the toilet.

0:48:31 > 0:48:34OK, Carberrys, how many did you think?

0:48:34 > 0:48:36- 12.- 12?!

0:48:36 > 0:48:39OK, so, I've got to say, the Wilsons, you were closer,

0:48:39 > 0:48:42- which means you get the points. - Yeah!

0:48:42 > 0:48:44CHEERING

0:48:44 > 0:48:49OK, so, that means the scores are 2-1 to the Wilsons.

0:48:49 > 0:48:52Let's go to our third round. It's time to ask The Big Question.

0:48:52 > 0:48:54CHEERING

0:49:01 > 0:49:06Now, the Carberry family, you need to win this round to stay in the game.

0:49:06 > 0:49:08Time to ask today's Big Question.

0:49:08 > 0:49:11Now, lucky old Mark gets to mingle with celebrities

0:49:11 > 0:49:15from time to time and, one time, he was hanging out with ex S Club 7

0:49:15 > 0:49:18and Strictly Come Dancing star Rachel Stevens.

0:49:18 > 0:49:21AUDIENCE: Woo! Now, he gave her his phone number

0:49:21 > 0:49:23and asked her to call him sometime.

0:49:23 > 0:49:26Yep, he is definitely a confident fellow.

0:49:26 > 0:49:31The big question is, what percentage of the Wind-Up studio audience

0:49:31 > 0:49:34thought Rachel Stevens actually gave Mark a call?

0:49:34 > 0:49:38Now, before you write down your answers, family,

0:49:38 > 0:49:42let's take a quick look at a picture of Rachel Stevens. There she is.

0:49:42 > 0:49:45Wow! Smoking hot!

0:49:45 > 0:49:49Now let's take a look Prince Charming himself, Mark Rhodes.

0:49:49 > 0:49:52Wow! SLOW TROMBONE PLAYS

0:49:52 > 0:49:55SAM LAUGHS LOUDLY, AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:49:55 > 0:49:57LAUGHTER CONTINUES

0:49:57 > 0:50:00- OK, now, families... - What are you doing to me?

0:50:00 > 0:50:03..write down your answers now.

0:50:03 > 0:50:06Can I just hear that little bit of music for Mark again?

0:50:06 > 0:50:08SLOW TROMBONE PLAYS AGAIN

0:50:08 > 0:50:12SAM LAUGHS

0:50:12 > 0:50:15Guys, your time is up. Have you written down a percentage?

0:50:15 > 0:50:18- Yes.- The Wilsons have? The Carberrys have?

0:50:18 > 0:50:21- Yes.- OK, the Wilsons, reveal your answer.

0:50:21 > 0:50:26- 35%.- 35%? OK. The Carberrys? Reveal your answer.

0:50:26 > 0:50:29- 60%.- 60%.

0:50:29 > 0:50:32- Very kind of you.- A compliment. LAUGHTER

0:50:32 > 0:50:35OK, so let's see who is the nearest.

0:50:35 > 0:50:40The actual percentage of studio audience who thought that Rachel

0:50:40 > 0:50:42would actually call Mark is...

0:50:42 > 0:50:47- 51%, which means the Carberrys get the point, congratulations.- Woo!

0:50:47 > 0:50:49CHEERING

0:50:49 > 0:50:54That makes the scores 2-2 and we should clear things up.

0:50:54 > 0:50:57We're not actually quite certain if Rachel did call Mark.

0:50:57 > 0:51:00- Can you clarify if she did?- I don't think we need to go into that.

0:51:00 > 0:51:01LAUGHTER

0:51:01 > 0:51:05No, I think everybody wants to know. AUDIENCE: Yes!

0:51:05 > 0:51:09- I think she was a little bit busy. - Really?

0:51:09 > 0:51:12- She didn't, in the end, but... - AUDIENCE: Aw!

0:51:12 > 0:51:15- No text or e-mail or anything? - Her loss. Seen that picture?

0:51:15 > 0:51:18LAUGHTER

0:51:18 > 0:51:21Brilliant, OK. TROMBONE PLAYS AGAIN

0:51:21 > 0:51:24SAM LAUGHS LOUDLY

0:51:24 > 0:51:27OK, so it's all square, the scores are 2-2,

0:51:27 > 0:51:30which means we have a tie-break situation on our hands.

0:51:30 > 0:51:33It's time for The Telepathic Tie-break.

0:51:33 > 0:51:35AUDIENCE: Woo!

0:51:35 > 0:51:37CHEERING

0:51:40 > 0:51:43CHEERING CONTINUES

0:51:43 > 0:51:46OK, families, to win Mark,

0:51:46 > 0:51:50you are going to have to do something very dangerous - read Mark's mind.

0:51:50 > 0:51:53Mark, come join me over here.

0:51:53 > 0:51:56Mark Rhodes, everybody. Mark Rhodes.

0:51:56 > 0:51:58CHEERING

0:51:58 > 0:52:03OK, now, I'm going to ask Mark a tie-break question

0:52:03 > 0:52:07that he absolutely 100% knows the answer to and you

0:52:07 > 0:52:10have to guess what that answer is. Now,

0:52:10 > 0:52:13you need to make a telepathic connection with Mark,

0:52:13 > 0:52:17- right, just get into his very tiny brain.- All right!- OK, now,

0:52:17 > 0:52:21the family closest to the answer will win the presenter.

0:52:21 > 0:52:25Here comes the question. If you add together

0:52:25 > 0:52:28all the digits that make up Mark's mobile phone number,

0:52:28 > 0:52:32what number do you get? Families, write down your answer now.

0:52:32 > 0:52:34Mark, get the number in your head,

0:52:34 > 0:52:38- send it to them!- Agh!- Send it to the families, Mark.- Agh!

0:52:38 > 0:52:41FAMILIES CONFER

0:52:42 > 0:52:46- What do you think?- I don't know. - At least in the 400s, I think.

0:52:46 > 0:52:51OK, I'm going to have to get you to write down your answer, please.

0:52:51 > 0:52:56- Mark, send it to 'em, send it, I think they need it, man!- Agh! Agh!

0:52:56 > 0:53:00- OK, have you written down your answers?- Yes.- Yes.- OK.

0:53:00 > 0:53:06Thank you very much. Mark, please tell us the actual answer.

0:53:06 > 0:53:11- The answer is, Sam, 55. - 55, OK, OK.

0:53:11 > 0:53:15- Well over.- Well over, yeah.- The Wilsons, please reveal your answer.

0:53:15 > 0:53:18- 205. - LAUGHTER

0:53:18 > 0:53:20It's a long, long telephone number that.

0:53:20 > 0:53:22That's a big phone number right there.

0:53:22 > 0:53:27OK, the Carberrys, please reveal your answer.

0:53:27 > 0:53:30- 72.- 72, which means that Carberrys are closest,

0:53:30 > 0:53:33which means you win the presenter!

0:53:33 > 0:53:37CHEERING Come on out there, Mark.

0:53:37 > 0:53:42Aw, commiserations, commiserations to the Wilson family.

0:53:42 > 0:53:45I've got to say, you have been absolutely amazing.

0:53:45 > 0:53:48Nina, you were the best person we have ever put on that wheel!

0:53:48 > 0:53:51You won a couple of prizes, have you had a good day?

0:53:51 > 0:53:54- Yes, I had a fantastic day. - Thank you, you've been awesome.

0:53:54 > 0:53:57Please, put your hands together for the Wilson family!

0:53:57 > 0:53:59CHEERING

0:53:59 > 0:54:03OK... The Carberrys, you have won Mark.

0:54:03 > 0:54:07- Will you get him to do the jobs you said you would?- I will do, yeah.

0:54:07 > 0:54:11- I'd be pretty scared if I were you. - I am.- Get yourselves in position!

0:54:11 > 0:54:13CHEERING

0:54:13 > 0:54:17All that's left for me to say is, guys, do with Mark what you wish,

0:54:17 > 0:54:21- just make sure he's back for the next show. See you later, guys.- Bye!

0:54:21 > 0:54:23Bye! SAM LAUGHS

0:54:23 > 0:54:25CHEERING Wow!

0:54:25 > 0:54:27He is genuinely scared. I'm scared for him.

0:54:27 > 0:54:30Right now, though, ladies and gentlemen, get on your feet,

0:54:30 > 0:54:32let's end this show with a bang.

0:54:32 > 0:54:36Kicking and Screaming, this is Oh, My!

0:54:36 > 0:54:38CHEERING

0:54:38 > 0:54:42Big Friday Wind-Up, are you ready to talk with us after three?!

0:54:42 > 0:54:44One, two, three, jump!

0:54:44 > 0:54:49ALL: Jump, jump, jump, jump!

0:54:49 > 0:54:52Oh, my! Let's go!

0:54:52 > 0:54:56# You've blagged your way to me But where's your backstage pass?

0:54:56 > 0:55:00# You don't know what you're doing Going way too fast

0:55:00 > 0:55:04# I might call your mama Ask her where's your class?

0:55:04 > 0:55:08# Keeping up with me You didn't stand a chance

0:55:08 > 0:55:11# Been there, done that Got the T-shirt

0:55:11 > 0:55:12# 12 rounds and we've still got stamina!

0:55:12 > 0:55:15# Been there, done that Ripped my T-shirt

0:55:15 > 0:55:16# Shot it all on the brand-new camera

0:55:16 > 0:55:19# Been there, done that Lost my T-shirt

0:55:19 > 0:55:21# Turned nasty, Tommy and Pamela!

0:55:21 > 0:55:24- # You didn't read the label! - Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!

0:55:24 > 0:55:28# They come for me and I'll be kicking and screaming

0:55:28 > 0:55:32# Cos the last thing on my mind is I'm leaving

0:55:32 > 0:55:36# Right now, my head feels like I'm sat on the ceiling

0:55:36 > 0:55:42# And we'll be kicking and screaming I mean it, I mean it, I mean it!

0:55:42 > 0:55:46# I mean it, I mean it, I mean it!

0:55:46 > 0:55:49# I mean it, I mean it!

0:55:49 > 0:55:52# I'm known around these parts for going way too far

0:55:52 > 0:55:56# I'm kind of like the scratch upon your brand-new car

0:55:56 > 0:56:00# Enjoy a night with me You'll have a fair few scars

0:56:00 > 0:56:04# I think it's time you said a few hallelujahs

0:56:04 > 0:56:07# Been there, done that Got the T-shirt

0:56:07 > 0:56:08# 12 rounds and we've still got stamina!

0:56:08 > 0:56:11# Been there, done that Ripped my T-shirt

0:56:11 > 0:56:12# Shot it all on the brand-new camera

0:56:12 > 0:56:15# Been there, done that Lost my T-shirt

0:56:15 > 0:56:17# Turned nasty, Tommy and Pamela!

0:56:17 > 0:56:20- # You didn't read the label! - Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!

0:56:20 > 0:56:24# They come for me and I'll be kicking and screaming

0:56:24 > 0:56:28# Cos the last thing on my mind is I'm leaving

0:56:28 > 0:56:31# Right now, my head feels like I'm sat on the ceiling

0:56:31 > 0:56:37# And we'll be kicking and screaming I mean it, I mean it, I mean it!

0:56:37 > 0:56:41# We'll never throw in the towel You'll never take us alive

0:56:41 > 0:56:45# Take a look at me now I bet your mother would cry

0:56:45 > 0:56:49# We'll never throw in the towel You'll never take us alive

0:56:49 > 0:56:53# Take a look at me now I bet your mother would cry

0:56:53 > 0:56:59# Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry!

0:56:59 > 0:57:04# I bet your mother would cry Cry, cry, cry!

0:57:04 > 0:57:08# Cry, cry... # Whoa!

0:57:08 > 0:57:12# They come for me and I'll be kicking and screaming

0:57:12 > 0:57:16# Cos the last thing on my mind is I'm leaving

0:57:16 > 0:57:19# Right now, my head feels like I'm sat on the ceiling

0:57:19 > 0:57:25# And we'll be kicking and screaming I mean it, I mean it, I mean it!

0:57:25 > 0:57:28- # I mean it! - I mean it, I mean it, I mean it

0:57:28 > 0:57:33- # I mean it! - I mean it, I mean it, I mean it!

0:57:33 > 0:57:37- # We mean it! - I mean it, I mean it!

0:57:37 > 0:57:40# Oh, my! Oh, my! Oh, my! #

0:57:40 > 0:57:43MUSIC STOPS, AUDIENCE CHEERS