Episode 13

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0:00:03 > 0:00:04# Wind me up, put me down

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Start me up and watch me go

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# 'Cause it's easy once you know how it's done

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# You can't stop now, it's already begun. #

0:00:17 > 0:00:20CHEERING

0:00:20 > 0:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, let's get this party started.

0:00:26 > 0:00:30Give it up for your hosts, Sam and Mark!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32CHEERING

0:00:34 > 0:00:41- Come on!- What time is it? It's good time o'clock, baby!

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Yeah, yeah, yeah!

0:00:46 > 0:00:51- Woo!- Woo!- Oh yeah!

0:00:51 > 0:00:56- Welcome to the weekend! - Come on!

0:00:58 > 0:01:03All right, all right.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05I'm going to stop you there.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09I'm going to have to stop you there, guys. I've got some bad news.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11- It's the last show of the series. - What?!

0:01:11 > 0:01:13I'll tell you what, though.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16The good news is we're going to make it an absolute rip-snorter!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18APPLAUSE

0:01:18 > 0:01:22He ain't kidding. We've got it all going on in today's show.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25I'm talking celebrities in the shape of Parade!

0:01:25 > 0:01:28APPLAUSE

0:01:28 > 0:01:30You know it, girlfriends!

0:01:30 > 0:01:33I'm talking major surprises involving this studio audience.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36APPLAUSE

0:01:36 > 0:01:39I'm talking about one of the tensest hidden camera pranks

0:01:39 > 0:01:41we've ever done. Check this out.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43I've noticed something.

0:01:48 > 0:01:53- Fake teeth?- I've just saw it. Then, when you talk.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55No, these are my teeth, these.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03- Stay tuned to find out what an earth was going on there.- But, right now,

0:02:03 > 0:02:06it's time once again to introduce a good old friend of ours.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Ladies and gentlemen, I know you love him as much as we do,

0:02:09 > 0:02:12give a big hand for the Finger of Fun!

0:02:12 > 0:02:15APPLAUSE

0:02:15 > 0:02:19Woo, oh yeah! Sorry.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23Now, you need to find us someone who is well up for a bit of fun.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Finger of Fun, find us someone!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Who's it gonna be?

0:02:37 > 0:02:43Keep waving, people. We've got our eyes on you.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Who's it gonna be?

0:02:46 > 0:02:52- Oh!- OK, the finger has spoken.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55- What's your name?- Hannah.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Hannah! In that case...

0:02:57 > 0:03:01- Woah!- The finger hasn't finished.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05- It wants you to come down as well. What's your name?- Louise.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07In that case, you need to...

0:03:07 > 0:03:09What!

0:03:09 > 0:03:12- Three!- What's happening? - Three!- OK, what's your name?

0:03:12 > 0:03:16- Rachel.- All right, all you need to do is come down here

0:03:16 > 0:03:19- because it's time for The Prize Surprise.- Come on down!

0:03:19 > 0:03:21APPLAUSE

0:03:26 > 0:03:30- Hannah, how are you doing?- I'm good.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32- Are you enjoying the show?- Yeah.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36- Good, excellent.- All right then. We've got Hannah, Louise and Rachel.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38So you all know each other?

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- Just a little joke.- Sisters.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44To be honest, we already knew that because, Hannah,

0:03:44 > 0:03:47we've been doing a bit of digging on you

0:03:47 > 0:03:51and your older sisters have been helping us out with that digging.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- That's what older sisters are for. - For example, Hannah,

0:03:55 > 0:03:56we know that your nose

0:03:56 > 0:03:58used to be a lot bigger when you were younger.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Have a look at this.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04What?!

0:04:04 > 0:04:06We also know you're a fan of a certain girl group

0:04:06 > 0:04:08who are on the show today.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Remind us of what they're called. - Parade.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Interesting. We'll see if we can get you an autograph.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Sure we can sort that out for you, Hannah.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Something else we know is that you're a bit of a singing family,

0:04:20 > 0:04:22aren't you? Do you all sing?

0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Yeah.- Now and again. Hannah, do you sing at all?

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Don't be scared, you're all right.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34Where do you think you get your singing skills from, Hannah?

0:04:34 > 0:04:37- I don't know, I think it just runs in the family.- Interesting.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40It must be from your mum then. It must be in the genes.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43I think we should find out ourselves

0:04:43 > 0:04:47whether or not your mum's actually a good singer, because

0:04:47 > 0:04:50surprise, surprise, Hannah, she's right here in the Wind Up studio.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the girls' mum Bev

0:04:53 > 0:04:55and her brand new band, Parade!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57APPLAUSE

0:05:07 > 0:05:09- Awesome.- Hannah,

0:05:09 > 0:05:12anything you'd like to say to your mum or sisters at this stage?

0:05:12 > 0:05:15How could you do this to me?

0:05:16 > 0:05:19- How could you do this to me, amazing!- It's a good question.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21OK, girls, this is how it's going to work.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Your mum will sing three songs with the help of Parade

0:05:24 > 0:05:27but we're going to be putting her singing skills to the test.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31When the music stops, your mum will sing the next line all by herself.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33For every one Mum gets right, you, Hannah,

0:05:33 > 0:05:36will win a prize from the Wind Up prize stash.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40If she gets all three right, we'll throw in today's star prize -

0:05:40 > 0:05:43a pocket cinema system. Wow!

0:05:43 > 0:05:47- That's amazing! - You can watch a film in your pocket!

0:05:47 > 0:05:51- Probably take it out first.- Right. - Do we all understand?- Yeah.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Fantastic. Girls, how do you think she's going to do?

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- I think she might be quite good actually.- That's nice.

0:05:57 > 0:06:03- Mum, how are you feeling? Are you ready to rock?- I'm ready to rock.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05OK, I can't wait for this, I'm excited.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Let's find out, the first track is... it's my favourite.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11She Makes Me Wanna by JLS. Take it away.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12# Direct me to the floor

0:06:12 > 0:06:16# And turn it up some more

0:06:16 > 0:06:19# I'm gonna get it on on on on

0:06:19 > 0:06:20# Direct me to the floor

0:06:20 > 0:06:22# And turn it up some more

0:06:22 > 0:06:26# I'm gonna get it on on on on on

0:06:27 > 0:06:29# Oh oh oh oh oh oh

0:06:30 > 0:06:32# Oh oh oh oh oh

0:06:32 > 0:06:35- Wow, that sounds pretty good. - I like it.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37- Oh, she's carrying on. - She's still going.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38# She makes me wanna

0:06:38 > 0:06:41# Oh oh oh oh oh oh. #

0:06:41 > 0:06:44APPLAUSE

0:06:44 > 0:06:48That sounds pretty good. Let's see if she's right, have a listen.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50# She makes me wanna oh oh oh oh oh

0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Yeah.- I love that.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56All right, she did well there, girls, didn't she? Fantastic.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- In tune and everything.- That's one prize from the prize stash.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Next song - it's my favourite.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Beyonce with Single Ladies - hit it!

0:07:04 > 0:07:07# All the single ladies, all the single ladies

0:07:07 > 0:07:09# All the single ladies, all the single ladies

0:07:09 > 0:07:13# All the single ladies, put your hands up

0:07:13 > 0:07:16# Oh oh oh oh oh oh

0:07:16 > 0:07:18# Oh oh oh oh oh oh

0:07:18 > 0:07:20# Oh oh oh oh oh oh

0:07:20 > 0:07:22# Oh oh oh oh

0:07:22 > 0:07:25# You should have put a ring on it

0:07:25 > 0:07:28# If you liked it, shoulda put a ring on it

0:07:28 > 0:07:29# Oh oh oh, oh oh oh

0:07:29 > 0:07:31# Oh oh oh oh oh oh. #

0:07:31 > 0:07:33APPLAUSE

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Wow. Let's have a listen, see if you're right.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39# If you liked it, you shoulda put a ring on it

0:07:39 > 0:07:41# If you liked it, you shoulda put a ring on it. #

0:07:41 > 0:07:45- We'll give you that.- It was somewhere within the song anyway.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49- That's another prize from the prize stash.- She's doing you proud.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Third and final song - it's my favourite.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54It's Shine by Take That. Let's have a listen.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00# Your anticipation pulls you down

0:08:00 > 0:08:03# When you can have it all

0:08:03 > 0:08:06# You can have it all, all, all

0:08:06 > 0:08:10# So come on, get it on, get it on

0:08:10 > 0:08:13# I don't know what you're waiting for

0:08:13 > 0:08:15# Your time is coming, don't be late

0:08:15 > 0:08:18# Hey, hey, so come on

0:08:18 > 0:08:21# See the light on your face

0:08:21 > 0:08:24# Let it shine, let it shine

0:08:24 > 0:08:27# Let it shine. #

0:08:27 > 0:08:30APPLAUSE

0:08:30 > 0:08:34I think you know this one but let's have a listen anyway.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37# Let it shine, just let it shine

0:08:37 > 0:08:39# Let it shine. #

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Nice.- Hey!

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Congratulations, you got all three right!

0:08:45 > 0:08:48APPLAUSE

0:08:49 > 0:08:55That also means that you win today's star prize - a pocket cinema system!

0:08:55 > 0:08:59- Parade, what do you reckon? Room for a sixth member?- Awesome!

0:08:59 > 0:09:01- Nice, I like that.- Before you launch

0:09:01 > 0:09:04your new pop career, we need you and your family

0:09:04 > 0:09:07to stick around because you have just won the right

0:09:07 > 0:09:10to stick around for the end of the show and play Win The Presenter!

0:09:10 > 0:09:12APPLAUSE

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Hannah, Louise, Rachel, Parade

0:09:15 > 0:09:17and, of course, Mum Bev!

0:09:17 > 0:09:20APPLAUSE

0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Hey Mark, tell people what they call us round here.- The postmen.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27- Hey, Mark, tell them why they call us that.- Because we always deliver.

0:09:27 > 0:09:31Boom! Here's what we've still got in store for you on today's show.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Brilliant.

0:09:32 > 0:09:38If you're a fan of hidden cameras, bad disguises and dodgy accents,

0:09:38 > 0:09:43then stay tuned for our most exciting game of In Your Face ever.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47We've got a tank full of foam

0:09:47 > 0:09:50and the Foaminator's got a little surprise up his sleeve.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53I'd stay tuned if I were you.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56And as if all that wasn't enough,

0:09:56 > 0:10:01Parade will be performing live right here in the Wind Up studio.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05On top of that, we've got Win The Presenter coming up.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08If you want to see this fella getting spun around

0:10:08 > 0:10:11until he can no longer stand, then keep watching.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15Before that kicks off, it's time to meet some old friends of ours.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Everyone in the audience, go wild in the aisles!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Give it up for William and Miles!

0:10:20 > 0:10:23APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:10:26 > 0:10:29- How are you doing, guys?- Fine.- Cool.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Cool. Just laid-back.- I love it. Putting out the vibe!

0:10:32 > 0:10:36These faces might ring a bell - that's because Wind Up

0:10:36 > 0:10:39isn't the only Sam and Mark show they've starred in.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42These guys appeared on another of our critically acclaimed

0:10:42 > 0:10:45but still non-award-winning shows, TMI!

0:10:45 > 0:10:48Let's remind ourselves of the good times.

0:10:50 > 0:10:55There's Miles and William, enjoying the good times in the TMI studio.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59They even had a bit of a dance with Stavros Flatley.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04I think it's fair to say a good time was had by all.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07APPLAUSE

0:11:07 > 0:11:12- Good times.- Loved it. Give it to me straight. TMI, best experience ever?

0:11:12 > 0:11:14BOTH: Yeah.

0:11:14 > 0:11:18I bet when TMI was done, you thought that was the last you'd hear of us?

0:11:18 > 0:11:21- Yeah. - Well, you were wrong.- Really wrong.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25And that's because with all the history between us,

0:11:25 > 0:11:30you guys made ideal candidates for the game that we call In Yer Face!

0:11:30 > 0:11:34For In Yer Face to work, we need two people that we had the "info" on.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38- Two people whose addresses we knew. - Check.- Whose hobbies we knew.- Check.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41- And whose whereabouts on any given day we knew.- Check.

0:11:41 > 0:11:46We knew where you were going to be, and when you were going to be there,

0:11:46 > 0:11:48and we were ready with our hidden cameras.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50But the big question was,

0:11:50 > 0:11:54could we infiltrate these guys' lives without being recognised?

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Let's find out. Get this hidden-camera party started. Say it!

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Roll VT!

0:12:00 > 0:12:05Another heavenly day in Hale. But then we showed up.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08MUSIC: Theme from "Magnum PI"

0:12:17 > 0:12:21- You guessed it, it's that time again.- Lunchtime.- Yes. No!

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Time to play In Yer Face!

0:12:24 > 0:12:28- We're going to get in the face of some people?- Indeed! These people!

0:12:28 > 0:12:32- I'm taking Miles. - And I'm taking William.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34The aim is not to get recognised.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37We've got loads of disguises.

0:12:37 > 0:12:42- Whoever gets away with it the longest wins.- But if they make

0:12:42 > 0:12:46a positive ID right in OUR faces, then it's game over.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Let's get things kicked off!

0:12:48 > 0:12:53Can Sam and Mark pretend to be ratcatchers without getting caught?

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Let's find out. First up, Sam.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Before I say the rules,

0:12:58 > 0:13:02can I say you look more ridiculous than usual.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05- Yeah! - You need to knock on Miles's door,

0:13:05 > 0:13:07and say there's a rat infestation in the area.

0:13:07 > 0:13:11Then you have to say, "Have you seen or smelt any rats?"

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Then you need to give him a leaflet and explain what's on it,

0:13:14 > 0:13:18then get out there as quickly as you can. Do you understand?

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Loud and clear. I'm feeling confident.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Looking good, man.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26That's a bit harsh!

0:13:26 > 0:13:33I don't think he knows what house it is! Unbelievable.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34KNOCKS ON DOOR

0:13:36 > 0:13:40Hello, I'm from the Pesterminators.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43We're going round the area, knocking on everyone's doors

0:13:43 > 0:13:47making sure they know there's a rat problem in the area.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49- Did you know that?- No.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53- Basically, have you seen a rat? - I don't think he's got any idea.

0:13:58 > 0:14:03- Really? It was about a year ago we got the call.- He's doing well.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06We've been looking here for a year.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09If you see a rat, go through these rules. One, run away.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Two, alert a professional - that's me.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16Tell your parents to call that number. Three, take cover.

0:14:16 > 0:14:21Take cover. Most importantly, stay calm. Don't worry about it.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25- They'll not hurt you. Can I pass you one of these?- No problem.

0:14:25 > 0:14:30Thank you very much. Take care. If you smell a rat, get in touch.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32- Oooh!- Thanks, mate. Have a good day.

0:14:37 > 0:14:42- Oooh!- I can't complain with that. - 1-0.- Yeah, all right, all right!

0:14:42 > 0:14:45That was good. I don't think he suspected anything.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Also, you almost went to the wrong house!

0:14:48 > 0:14:53- I know!- Quite funny!- I was like, "Is this the right house?!"

0:14:53 > 0:14:551-0 to me.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59I've got to go to William's now, and do the same thing.

0:14:59 > 0:15:05Rat up a drainpipe! Sam takes an early lead. Next up, Mark.

0:15:05 > 0:15:09Try not to get caught. If you do, it's game over at the first hurdle.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13- Not going to happen, mate. - Best of luck.

0:15:14 > 0:15:15Hello, mate.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19I wonder if you can help me.

0:15:19 > 0:15:24- There's been reports of a rat infestation in the area.- Oh, OK.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27I'm part of the Pesterminators.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29We're passing out leaflets,

0:15:29 > 0:15:33- and were wondering if you'd seen any rats in the vicinity?- No, I haven't.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37You haven't. Have you smelt a rat, at all?

0:15:37 > 0:15:41- No, I'm not sure what a rat smells like.- Pretty smelly.

0:15:41 > 0:15:45That's why we use these. Like, they spray, and that.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Can I give you one of these leaflets?

0:15:47 > 0:15:52It says, "The Pesterminators, making sure they won't come back."

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Look at them, peruse at your leisure. Take care, mate.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57See you soon. Bye.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Bye.- Thank you.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07- That was good.- Good.- 1-1.- 1-1. - Bring it.- Come on, then.

0:16:07 > 0:16:14- One down, lots more to go.- We'll see! I don't think he's got a clue!

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Mark makes it one apiece, so it's time for round two.

0:16:17 > 0:16:22These farmers have lost their dogs, but will they fool Miles and Willie?

0:16:22 > 0:16:23Let's find out.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27You have excelled yourself! You look like you should be on Emmerdale.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29I feel good in this.

0:16:29 > 0:16:33OK, next challenge, it's 1-1.

0:16:33 > 0:16:38Your challenge is to go up to Miles in your best farmer accent

0:16:38 > 0:16:44and ask if he's seen your dogs. And I want you to get in the sentence,

0:16:44 > 0:16:48- "I've got a brand-new combine harvester."- I'm feeling confident.

0:16:48 > 0:16:52- I'm feeling confident today, in general.- I beg to differ.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55I don't know if it's because I know it's you,

0:16:55 > 0:16:57but you definitely look like Sam.

0:16:57 > 0:16:58Nah.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02- Good comeback, man.- Cheers. - This is it. He's on his way.

0:17:05 > 0:17:10- IN MIXED ACCENT:- I don't suppose you've seen my two dogs?

0:17:10 > 0:17:13They've run away from me. They're two white/black dogs.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15I call them Phil and Grant, but...

0:17:15 > 0:17:20- That's the worst accent ever!- Have you seen any dogs on your ways? No?

0:17:20 > 0:17:25- Thanks.- Combine harvester, combine harvester!- I'll keep looking.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28They may have sat in my combine harvester, my brand-new one.

0:17:28 > 0:17:33- Thank you very much.- I can't believe he got that in.- Phil! Grant!

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Ain't got a clue!

0:17:38 > 0:17:41I think he just thought I was weird.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45- Why?!- He was looking at me like... But I think I got away with it.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48- I DID get away with it.- You did. - I'm still in the game.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51- And I got the combine harvester in! - I know!

0:17:51 > 0:17:55- I was like, "Combine harvester!" Fair play.- Your turn.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58- If you lose this one, game over for you, and I have won!- Yeah.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Seriously, though, have you seen my dogs?

0:18:01 > 0:18:07Oo-arrr! Sam takes a 2-1 lead. Next up, it's farmer Mark.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09You must be feeling nervous

0:18:09 > 0:18:13cos if you get rumbled on this, you're out of there.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17- IN MIXED ACCENT:- I'm going to do some method acting. You take note.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21- This is how a real actor does it. - I didn't understand a word of that!

0:18:26 > 0:18:32- I think they've arrived, Mark. - Gavin! Gavin! Stacey!

0:18:32 > 0:18:37Where are you? You've not seen my two dogs, have you?

0:18:37 > 0:18:40They're called Gavin and Stacey. I was working on my combine harvester

0:18:40 > 0:18:46- and they just ran away.- Are they big dogs?- One's a poodle

0:18:46 > 0:18:49- and one's a Great Dane. Do you know where they are?- Oo-arrr!

0:18:49 > 0:18:54Well, the combine harvester's over there, and I was trying...

0:18:54 > 0:18:59He's in this field, I know he is. If you see them, give me a shout.

0:18:59 > 0:19:03My name is Bill. I'm over there in the field. Thank you.

0:19:10 > 0:19:15- OK, 2-2, brother.- Two-all. - This is getting spicy.- Spicy!

0:19:15 > 0:19:19We should turn up the heat. Turn it up, or get out the kitchen!

0:19:19 > 0:19:21What are you on about?!

0:19:24 > 0:19:29OK, OK. Let's start at the beginning.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Miles, do you get many visits from the rat man?- No.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Did you know it was me?- No.- Good.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39- Did you think it was a little strange?- A tiny bit.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43- I- thought you were weird! And, William, did you smell a rat?

0:19:43 > 0:19:47- No, not then.- OK. And then we hit you with the old farmer

0:19:47 > 0:19:51and his lost dog. "Have you seen my two dogs?!"

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Miles, find anything weird about that farmer?

0:19:54 > 0:19:58- It was just terrible! - William, what about you?

0:19:58 > 0:20:02I thought something was a bit weird

0:20:02 > 0:20:05but I definitely didn't know it was you.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Really?! Even with my dodgy accent?

0:20:07 > 0:20:11I knew that it was a fake accent but I just didn't know who it was.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14I thought it might be some crazy person.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17- It was!- You were half right.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21Well, that left us at 2-2. Someone still had to win this thing.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24Remember, whichever one of us could last the longest

0:20:24 > 0:20:27without getting recognised would claim victory.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29OK, let's find out what happened next. Miles, do the deed.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Run VT.

0:20:31 > 0:20:32Excellent.

0:20:32 > 0:20:33In Your Face, round three.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36Ice-cream man. Can Sam and Mark keep their cool

0:20:36 > 0:20:38whilst handing out the lollies?

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Hey, let's suck it and see.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43OK, Sam, or should I say, Mario?

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Here are the rules, my friend.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50Miles is going to come up to you and in your best Italian accent,

0:20:50 > 0:20:53you're going to ask him what ice cream he would like.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Then ask him what his favourite flavours are.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58OK, I apologise in advance to any Italians watching.

0:20:58 > 0:21:02I apologise to everybody everywhere watching.

0:21:02 > 0:21:03Ciao, bella.

0:21:03 > 0:21:04Amazing.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11It's tense, it's tense. They're on their way.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13You want ice cream-a?

0:21:13 > 0:21:17You want ice cream-a? Come get ice cream-a? Two flavours.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20We have the honey comb with an almond

0:21:20 > 0:21:22or we have the mint choc chip-a.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Honeycomb with almond, please.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27- Would you like it in a cone-a? - Yes, please.

0:21:27 > 0:21:31- OK, cone. Here we go-a.- I can't believe he's getting away with it!

0:21:31 > 0:21:33- What is your name?- Miles.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Miles. Hello, Miles.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40Ohhh, I cracked your cone-a! Let me get you another.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45- Do you know me from somewhere?- Yeah.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Ohhh, he's going to get him.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50I don't know. Do you know me? I'm from Italy.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52In that case, probably not.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54You can have that one. It's for free.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56- There you go-a.- Thank you.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58There you go.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Nice to meet you, Miles-ee.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Anybody want an ice-a cream?

0:22:05 > 0:22:08He's done it. He got away with it. I can't believe this!

0:22:11 > 0:22:13SAM LAUGHS

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Do you want an ice cream?

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Aargh! Keep saying that.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19I can't believe that just happened!

0:22:19 > 0:22:21- I think I got away with it as well! - I know!

0:22:21 > 0:22:24I heard him say, "Do I know you from somewhere?"

0:22:24 > 0:22:26And then you said, "I'm from Italy."

0:22:26 > 0:22:30Then he went, "Obviously not then." He genuinely meant it.

0:22:30 > 0:22:31Oh, wow.

0:22:31 > 0:22:35- I must be really good at doing Italian.- What?!

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Sam makes it 3-2,

0:22:37 > 0:22:40but watch out, here's Mark.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Here they come. Are you nervous?

0:22:42 > 0:22:45With this accent, no chance, mate.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46Right.

0:22:48 > 0:22:49Ice cream?

0:22:53 > 0:22:56We have honeycomb centre or we have mint choc chip.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59- Which one would you like? - Mint choc chip, please.

0:22:59 > 0:23:00In a cone or a tub?

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Cone, please.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Cone, OK. What is your favourite ice cream?

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Um, probably chocolate.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09- Are you enjoying your day?- Yeah.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12- Good.- Thank you.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15Take care, my friend. You enjoy yourself.

0:23:15 > 0:23:16OK, see you later.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22In your face!

0:23:25 > 0:23:28- That was good. - Yes! He ain't got a clue.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30- I don't think he has. - He hasn't got a clue!

0:23:30 > 0:23:35How great am I on a scale of one to 100? 400.

0:23:35 > 0:23:40Easy threesy, it's three a piece which means it's time for round four.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43Can Sam and Mark get their gnashers into this challenge

0:23:43 > 0:23:47and pretend to be dentists, lady dentists?! Let's find out.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51OK, Sam, before we go any further,

0:23:51 > 0:23:54I am appalled by your outfit.

0:23:54 > 0:23:59You look absolutely ridiculous. But I've got to say, your teeth...

0:23:59 > 0:24:03- Incredible. - I've not been looking after them.

0:24:03 > 0:24:08Anyway, your challenge is, in your best female voice,

0:24:08 > 0:24:10you've got to assist the dentist with an oral exam.

0:24:10 > 0:24:14You've got to get in their face and have a look at Miles's teeth.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17OK. I will. I'll big it up, this one. I'll big it up.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Get right in his face.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25Oooh, it's very exciting.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28Help yourself to a seat there. You'll have to bear with us

0:24:28 > 0:24:31because we're training up a couple of members of staff.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33- This is Sarah.- Hello.

0:24:33 > 0:24:37How have things been since we saw you last?

0:24:37 > 0:24:40Come on, mate. You've got to get involved more than this.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Is it OK if I just let Sarah have a closer look at this?

0:24:43 > 0:24:46Do you remember I was talking about the erupting teeth?

0:24:46 > 0:24:48You've got to right in his face.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Look on the top left there.

0:24:50 > 0:24:55Oh, yes. I can see that, yes. Why do you think that is then, Mark?

0:24:55 > 0:24:57He's got to get it.

0:24:57 > 0:24:58Those baby teeth have wobbled out

0:24:58 > 0:25:01and the big teeth are coming through.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03How is he not noticing?

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Have you got a sweet tooth at all? I've got a sweet tooth.

0:25:09 > 0:25:13- That's good. Is that right, Mum? - That is right.- Wow.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15It looks like you've got a sweet tooth, mate. You've got no teeth!

0:25:15 > 0:25:17I've noticed something.

0:25:23 > 0:25:24Fake teeth?!

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Yeah, I just saw it then when you talk.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29No, these are my teeth.

0:25:34 > 0:25:35What? These teeth?

0:25:35 > 0:25:38Behind them there's a row of really nice white teeth.

0:25:38 > 0:25:43My bottom teeth are quite nice but I have trouble with my top teeth.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Hmmm.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48"He's Sam from Sam and Mark." Say it.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50All in all, things are looking really good.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51If you bite together...

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Say it, say it, say it. Come on.

0:25:53 > 0:25:57I'll just sit you up a little. You're faster than our chair!

0:25:57 > 0:26:01- This is ridiculous. - Enjoy the rest of your weekend.

0:26:01 > 0:26:06- Nice to meet you. Thank you for letting me look.- He's got a beard!

0:26:06 > 0:26:07Bye!

0:26:13 > 0:26:15He's going back in!

0:26:18 > 0:26:22- Really?- Come on, come on. - Where's that?

0:26:24 > 0:26:27- Come on, just say. - Sorry, who do you think I am?

0:26:27 > 0:26:30- Sam.- Yes, got him!- Knew it!

0:26:37 > 0:26:42- Ice cream guy! I was.- And that guy calling his dogs.

0:26:42 > 0:26:46I have been playing a game with you all day called In Your Face.

0:26:46 > 0:26:51Mark's been playing this game with your friend William. Here he is.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Hey, good to see you.

0:26:54 > 0:26:58How did you not rumble him sooner? Look at him!

0:26:58 > 0:27:02I was too polite to ask. I didn't want to make a scene.

0:27:02 > 0:27:07Lovely stuff, but can Mark remain unrecognised and claim the victory?

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Mark, how are you feeling?

0:27:09 > 0:27:14I can't speak very well because I have the stupid teeth in.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17Try not to get caught because if you don't get caught, you've won.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19I am the winner.

0:27:22 > 0:27:26- How many times a day do you brush? - Twice.

0:27:26 > 0:27:30- Where's the tooth that you're having problems with?- This one.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32The bottom one? It's wobbly?

0:27:32 > 0:27:35- A bit.- I can't believe he's not been rumbled yet.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38- What you want to do when you grow up?- I want to be an actor.

0:27:38 > 0:27:42Well, you have to look after your teeth if you want to be an actor.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44- Yeah?- OK, good.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49We'll just finish that there.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53In about six months' time unless you get any problems at all there.

0:27:53 > 0:27:56- All right, see you, bye.- Take care.

0:27:56 > 0:28:00He's going to be a right smug badger.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02Smug badger indeed.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04Mark is today's winner.

0:28:04 > 0:28:08APPLAUSE

0:28:08 > 0:28:12Oh yes, that is how it's done. In your face, Sam Nixon.

0:28:12 > 0:28:16Although I do need to say, William, I'm not sure I'd like to meet

0:28:16 > 0:28:19your dentist because it seemed normal to you. I had stubble!

0:28:19 > 0:28:21Couldn't believe it.

0:28:21 > 0:28:25- What were you thinking then? - That's not a girl.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30- You were so polite, both of you. Bless you.- I've got to say, Miles,

0:28:30 > 0:28:33that was the tensest In Your Face moment ever.

0:28:33 > 0:28:36You were so suspicious. I thought I'd got away with it

0:28:36 > 0:28:41but then you came back in. Crazy! What were you thinking?

0:28:41 > 0:28:45That was the weirdest dental appointment of my life.

0:28:46 > 0:28:50But you were suspicious before when you were at the ice cream stall.

0:28:50 > 0:28:55- What were you thinking then? - He can't be Italian.

0:28:55 > 0:29:00- First of all, that's not an Italian hairdo.- What about the accent?

0:29:00 > 0:29:04You want a cone-ay? Do you know what I loved, though?

0:29:04 > 0:29:07When Miles laughed and I said, "anybody want an ice cream?",

0:29:07 > 0:29:10two guys came up and said, "yeah, I'll have two cones please."

0:29:11 > 0:29:16Fantastic. I'm sure you'll agree you've both been great sports.

0:29:16 > 0:29:20Give a big round of applause to Miles and William. Fantastic.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22APPLAUSE

0:29:22 > 0:29:26Ice-cream sellers with dodgy accents, dentists with dodgy teeth

0:29:26 > 0:29:28and general all-round dodgy behaviour

0:29:28 > 0:29:31is just another day on Wind Up and there's more where that came from.

0:29:31 > 0:29:34- Want an ice cream? - Want an ice-a cream?

0:29:34 > 0:29:37We're joined by pop princesses Parade

0:29:37 > 0:29:40and they're going to be performing live later in the show.

0:29:40 > 0:29:44We're also joined by the most shocking under-crackers

0:29:44 > 0:29:46on television.

0:29:46 > 0:29:48Yes, it's the Underpants of Chaos

0:29:48 > 0:29:52and they'll be doing their thang in Win the Presenter!

0:29:52 > 0:29:55And it's a very special day for Chip.

0:29:55 > 0:30:02Not only will he be playing Chip in a Chair, but he's also getting married.

0:30:02 > 0:30:08I know - crazy! Stay tuned for that but now back to Sam and Mark.

0:30:08 > 0:30:10Hi, we're Sam and Mark.

0:30:10 > 0:30:14You see this little girl here? Look at her.

0:30:14 > 0:30:18What she doesn't know is that in about 10 seconds time,

0:30:18 > 0:30:22Mark Thomas Rhodes here is going to give her a proper big surprise.

0:30:22 > 0:30:25Mark? Go get 'em, baby.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29APPLAUSE

0:30:29 > 0:30:33All right, I'm after one of you in the audience. What's this?

0:30:33 > 0:30:35Thank you. Who's it going to be?

0:30:39 > 0:30:42Who am I looking for? You lovely audience.

0:30:44 > 0:30:49- Emma, how are you doing?- Good. - Are you all right?- Yeah.

0:30:49 > 0:30:53Now, I want to talk to you about your dad.

0:30:53 > 0:30:57- Does your dad ever embarrass you? - Yeah, lots.

0:30:57 > 0:30:59And does he ever dress as a woman?

0:30:59 > 0:31:02- Yeah.- Yeah, he does. Actually, we know that

0:31:02 > 0:31:06because we've got a couple of pictures of him. Look at this.

0:31:08 > 0:31:13- Who's your dad by the way in that picture?- The one in the pink hat.

0:31:13 > 0:31:17Right, we've also got another one.

0:31:17 > 0:31:20He looks a bit like Marge Simpson in that one. Where is your dad today?

0:31:20 > 0:31:23- He's at work.- He's at work.

0:31:23 > 0:31:25I'm afraid you're wrong about that, Emma,

0:31:25 > 0:31:29because in true panto style, he's behind you!

0:31:31 > 0:31:36Hello, everybody! I feel like a party!

0:31:41 > 0:31:44# Girls just want to have fun

0:31:44 > 0:31:46# Want to have fun

0:31:46 > 0:31:50# Girls just want to have

0:31:50 > 0:31:54# They just wanna, they just wanna

0:31:54 > 0:31:56# Girls, they just wanna

0:31:56 > 0:31:59# Girls just want to have. #

0:31:59 > 0:32:04Us girls, we wanna have fun, don't we? Woo!

0:32:04 > 0:32:07Lovely, well done.

0:32:07 > 0:32:11You were lovely. You're the short one, you must be Dec.

0:32:11 > 0:32:14- Shut up, you.- I'm only joking.

0:32:14 > 0:32:18- You are lovely, you, aren't you? - All right, all right.

0:32:18 > 0:32:21Emma, how does that make you feel?

0:32:21 > 0:32:24Embarrassed.

0:32:24 > 0:32:28- I don't know why! - Well, normally at this stage,

0:32:28 > 0:32:31because that was such an embarrassing act

0:32:31 > 0:32:35we'd let you get your revenge by strapping your dad to a big wheel,

0:32:35 > 0:32:37but because your dad is a lady and because...

0:32:37 > 0:32:40- Cheeky!- Shut up! And because he's made such an effort,

0:32:40 > 0:32:44it doesn't seem right covering him in foam. Mark, what do you think?

0:32:44 > 0:32:46I think we haven't rehearsed this.

0:32:48 > 0:32:51I think we need someone else to step in, what do you reckon, Dad?

0:32:51 > 0:32:55I think that's a great idea but who are we going to get?

0:32:55 > 0:32:58Unfortunately for Mark, it's going to be Mark.

0:32:58 > 0:32:59APPLAUSE

0:33:01 > 0:33:05We didn't rehearse this so, Mark, you need to get yourself ready.

0:33:05 > 0:33:08- I don't believe this show! - Emma, you need to come and join me

0:33:08 > 0:33:13and your dad onstage because it's time to play, Mark On A Wheel.

0:33:21 > 0:33:24I, for one, am really looking forward to this.

0:33:24 > 0:33:28Are you ready to see Mark as you've never seen him before?

0:33:28 > 0:33:30We are, aren't we?

0:33:30 > 0:33:33Studio audience, are you ready to see Mark

0:33:33 > 0:33:35as you've never seen him before?

0:33:35 > 0:33:36AUDIENCE: Yes!

0:33:36 > 0:33:39In that case, everybody in the Wind Up audience please

0:33:39 > 0:33:41give it up for Mark On A Wheel.

0:33:49 > 0:33:53- You all right, mate?- I'm pretty sure this wasn't in the contract.

0:33:53 > 0:33:56- Read the small print.- Got you.

0:33:56 > 0:34:00As you can see, we have Mark Rhodes? strapped to a wheel

0:34:00 > 0:34:04and I am about to give him a right old spin.

0:34:04 > 0:34:09If Mark lands on Mark, he will win himself a mystery prize!

0:34:09 > 0:34:11AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

0:34:11 > 0:34:14- That will be nice, won't it? - What could it be?!- Who knows?

0:34:14 > 0:34:17If Mark lands on Audience, he will win a prize for

0:34:17 > 0:34:18our entire studio audience!

0:34:18 > 0:34:20CHEERING

0:34:20 > 0:34:24And if Mark lands on Star, Emma here wins a prize

0:34:24 > 0:34:29but only if she can answer a question correctly.

0:34:29 > 0:34:33So what I'm saying is gold is good, red, however,

0:34:33 > 0:34:36is bad!

0:34:36 > 0:34:38That's right, if Mark lands on red,

0:34:38 > 0:34:42Mark will be coming face to face with...

0:34:42 > 0:34:45The Foaminator!

0:34:45 > 0:34:48Yeah! Yeah!

0:34:48 > 0:34:52That's right, this week's foaminator is the beautiful Emily from Parade.

0:34:52 > 0:34:56- Come over, Emily. How are you? All right?- Yes, I'm good.

0:34:56 > 0:34:59It's lovely to have you. You know the score, if Mark lands on red,

0:34:59 > 0:35:04you need to release a furious amount of foam right into Mark's kisser.

0:35:04 > 0:35:06- Understood?- Understood.- Beautiful.

0:35:06 > 0:35:09- Can I just say how lovely you look today?- Too late!

0:35:09 > 0:35:14Too late! In that case, here we go, loads of prizes, no big deal,

0:35:14 > 0:35:16come on, me....

0:35:16 > 0:35:18AUDIENCE: Spin the wheel!

0:35:18 > 0:35:20Here we go!

0:35:36 > 0:35:39It's landed on Mark! How exciting!

0:35:39 > 0:35:42That means you have just won yourself a mystery prize

0:35:42 > 0:35:44and let's find out what that prize is!

0:35:47 > 0:35:50It's a foaming by the Foaminator!

0:35:50 > 0:35:52Get yourself in position.

0:35:52 > 0:35:54OK, after three, Emily.

0:35:54 > 0:35:56One, two, three!

0:35:56 > 0:35:58CHEERING

0:36:03 > 0:36:06OK, nice work, come back over here.

0:36:06 > 0:36:09- How are you feeling?- Where are you?

0:36:09 > 0:36:12We'll get rid of that, how's it taste, mate?

0:36:12 > 0:36:16- Not great.- We've got two more spins, ready for the next one?

0:36:16 > 0:36:18- I think so.- Here we go!

0:36:18 > 0:36:20MUSIC: I GET AROUND by the Beach Boys

0:36:33 > 0:36:37You're joking! Would you believe it?

0:36:37 > 0:36:41Mark, you've landed on Foam, I can't believe it, which means,

0:36:41 > 0:36:45Emily, you know what to do, after three, one, two, three!

0:36:52 > 0:36:55- How are you feeling, Mark? - Just carry on with it, will you?

0:36:55 > 0:36:58We've got one more spin. Let's try and get a prize, here we go.

0:37:14 > 0:37:17You're joking! This is genuine, ladies and gentlemen.

0:37:17 > 0:37:20I can't believe it, you have just landed on Foam.

0:37:20 > 0:37:24Which means for the third and final time, Emily, give it to him.

0:37:24 > 0:37:26I'm sorry!

0:37:30 > 0:37:34OK. Come back over, Emily.

0:37:34 > 0:37:37Because it is the last show of the series we are going to give you

0:37:37 > 0:37:41one more spin, let's see if you can get a prize, come on,

0:37:41 > 0:37:46everybody in the audience, guys, let's will a prize.

0:37:58 > 0:38:00- You are having a laugh!- Oh dear!

0:38:00 > 0:38:04That's the way the cookie crumbles, mate. Know what I'm saying?

0:38:04 > 0:38:07What a stupid game this is!

0:38:07 > 0:38:10- Seriously, for the last time, Emily, give it to him good.- Go!

0:38:18 > 0:38:19Dear me.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21I've got to change my pants!

0:38:21 > 0:38:25Come over here, so that means, at the end of Mark On A Wheel,

0:38:25 > 0:38:30- you got foamed four times! - Brilliant.- Can you believe it?

0:38:30 > 0:38:31Wow.

0:38:31 > 0:38:35A big thank you to Mark and our Foaminator, Emily!

0:38:36 > 0:38:40Guys, now unfortunately, Mark didn't win you any prizes there,

0:38:40 > 0:38:42but I have got some good news for you.

0:38:42 > 0:38:45You and your family have just won the right to come back

0:38:45 > 0:38:48at the end of the show and play, Win The Presenter.

0:38:48 > 0:38:51- Oh, win the presenter!- Shut up, will you?

0:38:51 > 0:38:54You'll be playing against the Theophiles,

0:38:54 > 0:38:57How do you feel about that, are you happy, excited?

0:38:57 > 0:38:59- We can do it, we'll win a prize. - Awesome.

0:38:59 > 0:39:02Wind Up really is the show with a surprise around every corner

0:39:02 > 0:39:05and here are some of our favourite moments from the series.

0:39:05 > 0:39:08- Mark, you all right?- I don't know!

0:39:08 > 0:39:11Welcome to the weekend!

0:39:11 > 0:39:13# Let's just go with the flow

0:39:13 > 0:39:15# We've been working all week

0:39:15 > 0:39:17# Tonight doesn't matter

0:39:17 > 0:39:19# When you're moving your feet

0:39:19 > 0:39:23# It's all about tonight. #

0:39:23 > 0:39:27- It's Lily and Katherine's mum.- What? - It's Vicky!

0:39:27 > 0:39:28# We'll be rocking this party

0:39:28 > 0:39:30# So tell the DJ don't stop

0:39:30 > 0:39:32# Grab someone if you're single

0:39:32 > 0:39:34# Grab someone if you're not

0:39:34 > 0:39:36# Its' all about tonight. #

0:39:36 > 0:39:39He's a beautiful looking lad.

0:39:39 > 0:39:41This is awkward.

0:39:41 > 0:39:43- Time up, time up, time up.- No!

0:39:45 > 0:39:48In the army, some women have beards.

0:39:50 > 0:39:53Oh, my goodness.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58The Foaminator!

0:39:58 > 0:39:59# So tell the DJ don't stop

0:39:59 > 0:40:01# Grab someone if you're single

0:40:01 > 0:40:03# Grab someone if you're not

0:40:03 > 0:40:06# It's all about tonight. #

0:40:12 > 0:40:15When I first heard about Win The Presenter,

0:40:15 > 0:40:18I thought it was another one of their wind-ups.

0:40:18 > 0:40:22I really can't believe they're giving themselves away.

0:40:22 > 0:40:24Winning a presenter, I think, is off the chain,

0:40:24 > 0:40:27but that's Sam and Mark for you. Those boys are absolute legends.

0:40:27 > 0:40:31I just can't believe they're doing it. Crazy.

0:40:31 > 0:40:34Who would I rather win, Sam or Mark?

0:40:34 > 0:40:38Could have both, or is that bit greedy?

0:40:38 > 0:40:41It would be better if it was Ant and Dec, though, right?

0:40:41 > 0:40:44I heard it's because they didn't have any money for a real prize.

0:40:47 > 0:40:50I'd rather win a holiday, though.

0:40:52 > 0:40:56Welcome to Win The Presenter!

0:40:56 > 0:40:59Let's find out which presenter they're playing for today.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02He's often known as the other one,

0:41:02 > 0:41:05it's Mr Mark Rhodes!

0:41:08 > 0:41:11Which means it's time to meet your host,

0:41:11 > 0:41:14Sam Nixon!

0:41:21 > 0:41:25Ah, yes! Welcome to Win The Presenter.

0:41:25 > 0:41:28The part of the show where two families go head-to-head

0:41:28 > 0:41:30to win today's star prize, Mr Mark Rhodes.

0:41:30 > 0:41:33That would normally be the case but as this is the last show

0:41:33 > 0:41:37in the series we're worried they might keep him so we're giving away

0:41:37 > 0:41:41the smarter, less annoying, version, a cardboard cut out.

0:41:41 > 0:41:44On top of that, the winning family will also get

0:41:44 > 0:41:47a load of prizes from our prize stash.

0:41:47 > 0:41:50So let's meet the families.

0:41:50 > 0:41:52- Dad Steven, how you doing? - All right, hey!

0:41:53 > 0:41:57Earlier in the show we saw you doing your pantomime dame,

0:41:57 > 0:41:59Emma, have you recovered form the embarrassment?

0:41:59 > 0:42:03Probably not, because he's still dressed as a pantomime dame!

0:42:03 > 0:42:06Would you like to introduce the rest of there team for us, pleas?

0:42:06 > 0:42:10Yes, this is my brother, Adam, and my mum, Alison.

0:42:10 > 0:42:16Lovely to have you here, give it up for the Green family!

0:42:16 > 0:42:19The Green family are up against the Theophile Family.

0:42:19 > 0:42:22Hannah, have you got over the fact that your mum, Bev,

0:42:22 > 0:42:23is now the sixth member of Parade?

0:42:23 > 0:42:25Not really!

0:42:25 > 0:42:27She can't believe it.

0:42:27 > 0:42:30The best of luck in Win The Presenter.

0:42:30 > 0:42:33Give it up for the Theophiles!

0:42:33 > 0:42:36Before we go any further, I think we should take a look at what

0:42:36 > 0:42:40our last winning family got up to when they won the presenter.

0:42:44 > 0:42:49- Hello.- Hello.- Pat's really hungry. Come in.- His snake, brilliant.

0:43:00 > 0:43:02Brmm-brmm!

0:43:02 > 0:43:04You all right there, mate?

0:43:04 > 0:43:06Yeah.

0:43:27 > 0:43:30- Guys, did I do a good job. - Wasn't bad.

0:43:30 > 0:43:32Fantastic, back to the studio.

0:43:32 > 0:43:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:43:36 > 0:43:39The best of three rounds and hopefully the real Mark will be

0:43:39 > 0:43:43ready by now so it's time for Presenter Under Pressure.

0:43:49 > 0:43:53It's not Halloween but we are about to see something truly terrifying.

0:43:53 > 0:43:55I'm not talking about Mark,

0:43:55 > 0:43:58I'm talking about the Underpants Of Chaos!

0:44:01 > 0:44:05Very shortly I will be asking Mark a number of questions

0:44:05 > 0:44:07about a subject he should be an expert on.

0:44:07 > 0:44:10- The entire series of Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind UP.- Oh.

0:44:10 > 0:44:15However, every time he answers a question incorrectly

0:44:15 > 0:44:16or takes too long to answer,

0:44:16 > 0:44:21we will be sending a shock right through those pants, just like this.

0:44:21 > 0:44:24HE SCREAMS

0:44:25 > 0:44:27Yeah, they're working.

0:44:27 > 0:44:29We told you they were terrifying.

0:44:29 > 0:44:32Families, all you have to do is guess how many questions

0:44:32 > 0:44:35out of ten you think Mark will get right,

0:44:35 > 0:44:39but don't forget, too much pain won't help his brain!

0:44:39 > 0:44:42OK, guys, you've got 10 seconds, write down your answers.

0:44:42 > 0:44:46Mark, this is our show, I know you've not got the best of memories

0:44:46 > 0:44:49but you don't want to let yourself down here, do you?

0:44:49 > 0:44:53- I can't even remember who you are half the time.- Brilliant.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55OK, families, you've written down your answers?

0:44:55 > 0:44:58Excellent, for the final time this series

0:44:58 > 0:45:03can I have some tension music and some dramatic lighting?

0:45:05 > 0:45:09Remember, this is your own show, Mark, don't embarrass yourself.

0:45:09 > 0:45:11Your 10 questions start now.

0:45:11 > 0:45:15In show one, what embarrassing item of clothing did mum Vicky wear

0:45:15 > 0:45:17when she appeared on This Morning?

0:45:17 > 0:45:22- Er, a mac!- Correct! Finish off the following Wind Up catch phrase.

0:45:22 > 0:45:25- Loads of prizes, no big deal, come on Sam,...- wind up that wheel?

0:45:25 > 0:45:28Correct. In show 10, which member of the Saturdays became the Foaminator?

0:45:28 > 0:45:32- Una.- Correct. In Show nine what song did Pixie Lott perform?

0:45:32 > 0:45:33Er...

0:45:33 > 0:45:35Time's up!

0:45:35 > 0:45:37HE SCREAMS

0:45:37 > 0:45:40- It was All About Tonight. - Course it was.

0:45:40 > 0:45:43Name the four celeb guests we've had on the show

0:45:43 > 0:45:45beginning with the letter S.

0:45:45 > 0:45:49- The Saturdays?- Yeah. - Er, something else...- Time's up!

0:45:49 > 0:45:50HE SCREAMS

0:45:50 > 0:45:56It was the Saturdays, Sugababes, Stacey Solomon and Sixty, Mark.

0:45:56 > 0:46:00In show three, which embarrassing dad became famous for the day?

0:46:00 > 0:46:07- Jace the Face.- Correct. In show 12, what was the giant snake called?

0:46:07 > 0:46:09Ian?

0:46:09 > 0:46:10HE SCREAMS

0:46:10 > 0:46:13It was Tiny, sorry, mate.

0:46:13 > 0:46:18How many letters are there in Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind Up?

0:46:18 > 0:46:1924?

0:46:19 > 0:46:21Close.

0:46:21 > 0:46:22HE SCREAMS

0:46:22 > 0:46:2426, mate.

0:46:24 > 0:46:27What does WAINE stand for?

0:46:29 > 0:46:32Wedding... no.

0:46:32 > 0:46:33HE SCREAMS

0:46:33 > 0:46:37It was WiFi Artificial Intelligence NASA Experiment.

0:46:37 > 0:46:39I hate you lot!

0:46:39 > 0:46:43Last question, when Dynamo shuffled the whole Wind Up audience,

0:46:43 > 0:46:45what card was eventually revealed?

0:46:45 > 0:46:48- The ten of clubs?- Correct!- Yes!

0:46:50 > 0:46:53OK, Mark,

0:46:53 > 0:46:57your personal best in the series of questions you've got right

0:46:57 > 0:46:59in Win The Presenter is six,

0:46:59 > 0:47:01let's see if you've beaten your personal best.

0:47:01 > 0:47:04You got five, so you didn't,

0:47:04 > 0:47:07and for that, you're going to get another one.

0:47:07 > 0:47:09You're going to get another one.

0:47:09 > 0:47:12Stop!

0:47:12 > 0:47:16OK, the remaining question is, how did our families do?

0:47:16 > 0:47:19The Greens, how many did you think Mark would get right?

0:47:19 > 0:47:22Six, OK. Pretty close.

0:47:22 > 0:47:25The Theophile family, how many did you think?

0:47:25 > 0:47:29Seven, which means the Greens win that point. Congratulations.

0:47:32 > 0:47:36Now, you've heard of the Taj Mahal, the Great Wall of China,

0:47:36 > 0:47:41the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, but right now it's time to introduce to

0:47:41 > 0:47:46you the eighth wonder of the world, it's time for Chimp In A Chair.

0:47:50 > 0:47:52AUDIENCE CHANT: Chimpy!

0:47:55 > 0:47:59AS you can see, on our wind up chair there is a chimp

0:47:59 > 0:48:01rotating at a rather alarming speed.

0:48:01 > 0:48:05And as you know by now that ain't no ordinary chimp that is

0:48:05 > 0:48:10Mark's pet chimp and he's late for a wedding in his wedding dress.

0:48:11 > 0:48:15Now, once the chair stops spinning our dizzy chimp will have

0:48:15 > 0:48:18twenty seconds to grab as many of these bouquets as possible

0:48:18 > 0:48:21but the big question is, how many will he be able to grab?

0:48:21 > 0:48:25Families, you now have five seconds to write down your answers.

0:48:25 > 0:48:28Don't forget, though, he'll be pretty dizzy.

0:48:31 > 0:48:34OK, stop the chimp! Oh, my! Here we go, go, chimpy, go!

0:48:37 > 0:48:40Pick up the bouquets!

0:48:43 > 0:48:48On your feet! You've got a wedding to go to, come on!

0:48:51 > 0:48:54Come on, chimpy.

0:49:01 > 0:49:03Time's up! Chimpy, stand up,

0:49:03 > 0:49:07don't grab any more, you naughty chimp.

0:49:07 > 0:49:10OK, right, I've got some here.

0:49:13 > 0:49:19Right, let's see how many we've got, we've got one, we've got two,

0:49:19 > 0:49:22we've got three, we've got four, five, hey, on this last one,

0:49:22 > 0:49:26go on, give it! Chimpy!

0:49:28 > 0:49:32So, six was collected by the chimpy. Hey!

0:49:32 > 0:49:36She's already getting married, watch it!

0:49:36 > 0:49:41The Greens, how many did you get?

0:49:41 > 0:49:4217? Wow!

0:49:42 > 0:49:45The Theophiles, how many did you think?

0:49:45 > 0:49:4810. Which means the Theophiles get the point which means,

0:49:48 > 0:49:50it's one all!

0:49:54 > 0:49:57Which means it is now time to ask the big question.

0:49:57 > 0:50:00Chimp, you'd best get off to your wedding, have a lovely day.

0:50:00 > 0:50:03See you later. No, Mark, she's getting married. Bye, Chimpy.

0:50:14 > 0:50:17Ooh, this is like a small campsite, too tense!

0:50:17 > 0:50:21Because whoever wins this round will be the winners.

0:50:23 > 0:50:26on Big Friday Wind up, we love nothing more than a surprise

0:50:26 > 0:50:29and Mark, we've got a little surprise for you.

0:50:29 > 0:50:32- You've had a few surprises today, haven't you?- Yeah, a lot.

0:50:32 > 0:50:36Ha-ha, now we've been having a dig through the Rhodes family album

0:50:36 > 0:50:37and take a look at this.

0:50:37 > 0:50:41Aah!

0:50:41 > 0:50:44It's little Mark, and as you can see,

0:50:44 > 0:50:47- his haircut hasn't changed in 20 years.- Thank you, cheers.

0:50:47 > 0:50:50And what about this? Mark hanging out with his favourite celebrity.

0:50:50 > 0:50:55Oh, yeah, that is Mark and Mr T from the A-Team, or the guy who

0:50:55 > 0:51:02drives the tank in the chocolate bar adverts, you might know him as that.

0:51:02 > 0:51:07Check this out, this is Mark lining up for his school football team.

0:51:07 > 0:51:09A proud day.

0:51:09 > 0:51:12As you can see, Mark is wearing a blue football strip

0:51:12 > 0:51:15just like his favourite football team, Birmingham City.

0:51:15 > 0:51:20- Shut up! Wolves fan. - Sorry, we just had to add that in.

0:51:20 > 0:51:24Families, the big question is, which one is Mark?

0:51:24 > 0:51:28You now have ten seconds to write down your answer.

0:51:28 > 0:51:29Have a good look.

0:51:39 > 0:51:42OK, that's time, please write down your answers.

0:51:42 > 0:51:45Remove the pictures, thank you very much.

0:51:45 > 0:51:48The Greens, we'll go to you first,

0:51:48 > 0:51:51which one of those do you think is Mark?

0:51:54 > 0:51:58Number 8. Interesting. Theophiles, who do you think?

0:51:58 > 0:52:00Number one.

0:52:00 > 0:52:02Also interesting.

0:52:02 > 0:52:04It was actually number five!

0:52:08 > 0:52:11Which means unfortunately you've both got that wrong which

0:52:11 > 0:52:12means it's still one all.

0:52:14 > 0:52:19So, we now have to go to a telepathic tie break.

0:52:27 > 0:52:30So as we can't separate today's teams we are going to have to

0:52:30 > 0:52:34find out which of our families had the best connection with Mark.

0:52:34 > 0:52:36In other words, which family can read his mind?

0:52:36 > 0:52:40I'm going to ask Mark a question which we discussed earlier,

0:52:40 > 0:52:43and that he absolutely knows the answer to.

0:52:43 > 0:52:46Both families will try and fish that answer from

0:52:46 > 0:52:49his tiny little brain by the power of telepathy.

0:52:49 > 0:52:53Whichever family is closest to the answer will win the prize

0:52:53 > 0:52:56which includes a 2-D Mark.

0:52:56 > 0:52:59Here comes the question.

0:52:59 > 0:53:03Mark participated in the London Marathon 2011

0:53:03 > 0:53:08but how long did it take Mark to complete the Marathon?

0:53:08 > 0:53:11Families, please write down your answer.

0:53:13 > 0:53:17Mark, transfer your thoughts, go!

0:53:17 > 0:53:19Send them to the families.

0:53:19 > 0:53:22Look into his eyes!

0:53:24 > 0:53:28And it wasn't days, it was hours.

0:53:28 > 0:53:33Time is up! The Green family, we're going to come to you first,

0:53:33 > 0:53:36- please reveal your answer. - You might not be able to read it,

0:53:36 > 0:53:39but it's three hours and fifty minutes.

0:53:39 > 0:53:42Three hours and fifty minutes, interesting.

0:53:42 > 0:53:45OK, the Theophiles, please reveal your answer.

0:53:45 > 0:53:46Two hours thirty-five!

0:53:48 > 0:53:51Wow! Mark, do you want to reveal the actual answer?

0:53:51 > 0:53:55I don't know if I want to now. It's actually four hours forty-seven.

0:53:55 > 0:53:57Which means the Greens are closest,

0:53:57 > 0:54:00you are today's winners! Congratulations!

0:54:01 > 0:54:04Well done, guys. Mark, come on over, well done to the Green family.

0:54:04 > 0:54:08The Theophiles, unfortunately you didn't win the prize

0:54:08 > 0:54:10but you did win all those prizes earlier on.

0:54:10 > 0:54:14- Have you enjoyed yourselves? - Yes, we have.- Excellent,

0:54:14 > 0:54:17you've been a cracking family, give it up for the Theophiles!

0:54:17 > 0:54:21And the Greens, congratulations!

0:54:21 > 0:54:23Pantomime Dame, did you enjoy yourself?

0:54:23 > 0:54:26Oh, I did. Thank you very much. You're lovely!

0:54:26 > 0:54:28No, you're lovely! Guys, go and claim your prizes.

0:54:28 > 0:54:31Round of applause, everybody.

0:54:31 > 0:54:33Not you, Mark, you come with me.

0:54:33 > 0:54:36So that's pretty much the end of the show, a big thank you

0:54:36 > 0:54:38to all the stars on today's show,

0:54:38 > 0:54:41massive round of applause for the Theophiles!

0:54:41 > 0:54:43A round of applause for the Greens.

0:54:43 > 0:54:47Also Miles and William from In Your Face, all that's left to say

0:54:47 > 0:54:51is thank you very much for watching, we hope you've enjoyed the series.

0:54:51 > 0:54:53Ladies and gentlemen, let's end the show with a bang,

0:54:53 > 0:54:56Grab your remote control, find the volume button

0:54:56 > 0:55:00and turn it right up because this is Parade with Louder. Bye!

0:55:02 > 0:55:03# This could be like Romeo and Juliet

0:55:03 > 0:55:07# A tender love we won't regret

0:55:07 > 0:55:09# I feel the way you're feeling too

0:55:09 > 0:55:11# But baby I need more volume

0:55:11 > 0:55:14# I need to hear your heart go boom

0:55:14 > 0:55:17# If we're going to rock it rock the room

0:55:17 > 0:55:19# Do it as bad as MJ did

0:55:19 > 0:55:22# Baby don't whisper what You're saying

0:55:22 > 0:55:25# Just imagine us now But with a little more power

0:55:25 > 0:55:27# We'd be thundering

0:55:29 > 0:55:31# We could make it so hot

0:55:31 > 0:55:33# And we'd be living it up so do me one thing

0:55:33 > 0:55:37# Turn it up Turn it up Turn it up Turn it up

0:55:37 > 0:55:42# Turn it up louder louder louder louder louder louder

0:55:42 > 0:55:46# Turn it up louder louder louder louder louder louder

0:55:46 > 0:55:49# Pump that bass under my feet

0:55:49 > 0:55:51# Feel that rhythm Your heartbeat beat

0:55:51 > 0:55:57# Turn it up louder louder louder louder louder louder

0:55:57 > 0:55:59# Turn it up boy boy turn it up boy

0:55:59 > 0:56:03# Turn it up boy boy turn it up boy

0:56:03 > 0:56:06# I gotta get a rush so I need to say your love is dangerous

0:56:06 > 0:56:08# But now you're pushing zero on the meter

0:56:08 > 0:56:12# So go connect your body to a speaker ooh

0:56:12 > 0:56:13# I need emotion

0:56:13 > 0:56:16# You don't need to worry about caution

0:56:16 > 0:56:18# I wanna push your level to distortion

0:56:18 > 0:56:22# I wouldn't really care how much I've missed

0:56:22 > 0:56:25# Cos I can handle handle this

0:56:25 > 0:56:27# Just imagine us now but With a little more power

0:56:27 > 0:56:28# We'd be thundering

0:56:28 > 0:56:30# We could make it so hot

0:56:30 > 0:56:32# And we'd be living it up So do me one thing

0:56:32 > 0:56:34# Turn it up, turn it up

0:56:34 > 0:56:36# Turn it up, turn it up

0:56:36 > 0:56:41# Turn it up louder louder louder louder louder louder

0:56:41 > 0:56:46# Turn it up louder louder louder louder louder louder

0:56:46 > 0:56:49# Pump that bass under my feet

0:56:49 > 0:56:51# Feel that rhythm Your heartbeat beat

0:56:51 > 0:56:57# Turn it up louder louder louder louder louder louder

0:56:57 > 0:56:59# Turn it up boy boy turn it up boy

0:56:59 > 0:57:01# Turn it up boy boy turn it up boy

0:57:01 > 0:57:04# Turn it up boy boy turn it up boy

0:57:04 > 0:57:07# Turn it up boy boy turn it up boy

0:57:07 > 0:57:08# Are you getting to my heart

0:57:08 > 0:57:11# Are you really getting to ma to ma heart yeah

0:57:11 > 0:57:14# Eh yeah are you getting to my heart

0:57:14 > 0:57:16# Dude you're really getting To ma to ma heart

0:57:16 > 0:57:19# You got to try always Try keeping me

0:57:19 > 0:57:21# Boy if you're finding It easy to leave

0:57:21 > 0:57:23# I won't be missing You like you're missing me

0:57:23 > 0:57:27# And when I'm gone you'll be wanting to scream

0:57:27 > 0:57:29# Heeeeeyy!

0:57:29 > 0:57:34# Turn it up louder louder louder louder louder louder

0:57:34 > 0:57:38# Turn it up louder louder louder louder louder louder

0:57:38 > 0:57:40# Pump that bass under my feet

0:57:40 > 0:57:43# Feel that rhythm your heartbeat beat

0:57:43 > 0:57:49# Turn it up louder louder Louder louder louder louder

0:57:49 > 0:57:51# Turn it up boy boy turn it up boy

0:57:51 > 0:57:53# Turn it up boy boy turn it up boy

0:57:53 > 0:57:56# Turn it up boy boy turn it up boy

0:57:56 > 0:57:59# Turn it up boy boy turn it up boy

0:57:59 > 0:58:01# Turn it up. #

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