Episode 2

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03'This lot are really excited.

0:00:03 > 0:00:05'Why? Because they are the Big Wind-Up audience!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08'Look at them, they've been queuing for hours.

0:00:08 > 0:00:12'Who can blame them? Hey! McElderry! Welcome to the party!

0:00:12 > 0:00:16'And what a party this is going to be. Run those titles!'

0:00:20 > 0:00:21# Wind me up put me down

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Start me up and watch me go

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# It's easy once you know how it's done

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# You can't stop now it's already begun. #

0:00:38 > 0:00:42Ladies and gentlemen, he's Barnsley's finest export

0:00:42 > 0:00:46and he's Wolverhampton's... Well, he's from Wolverhampton!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50It's Sam and Mark!

0:00:50 > 0:00:52APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Come with me!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Wave, wave, wave, wave, wave, wave!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Waving, waving, waving!

0:01:05 > 0:01:08All right! It's going to be a good show!

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Yeah! Come on!

0:01:13 > 0:01:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:14 > 0:01:18Welcome to the weekend!

0:01:18 > 0:01:22- We are about to wind you up and whip you into a frenzy.- Whoopah!- Whoopah!

0:01:22 > 0:01:24I'll tell you what,

0:01:24 > 0:01:26I'm worried there's too much good stuff crammed into today's show.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28- I really am. I really am. - I know where he's coming from.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32For example, one family is in for a right surprise

0:01:32 > 0:01:36when they discover we've put their entire contents of their house

0:01:36 > 0:01:37up for sale.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41- What? That's crazy speak! - It is! It is!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43You might also want to keep watching because later on in the show,

0:01:43 > 0:01:46two lucky families are going to be going head-to-head,

0:01:46 > 0:01:49trying to win what is now officially known as the greatest prize ever.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Yeah. We are not giving away a million,

0:01:51 > 0:01:52we are not giving away a grand,

0:01:52 > 0:01:54we are not even giving away ten bob.

0:01:54 > 0:02:00What we are giving away is worth so much more. Maybe. It's one of us!

0:02:00 > 0:02:01AUDIENCE: Whoo!

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Oh, yes!

0:02:04 > 0:02:08One lucky family could be leaving today with either me or Mark

0:02:08 > 0:02:10and once that family's got their hands on us,

0:02:10 > 0:02:12there ain't no telling what they might do.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16That's right. We also like celebrity action on Big Friday Wind-Up.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20Today we are joined by somebody who is a pop star, an opera star

0:02:20 > 0:02:22and quite possibly the nicest man in the world of entertainment.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24It's Joe McElderry, everyone!

0:02:24 > 0:02:27CHEERING

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- What a guy! What a guy!- Lovely guy.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33We will be catching up with Joe later in the show

0:02:33 > 0:02:36and if that wasn't enough, we've also got music from Six-D!

0:02:36 > 0:02:39CHEERING

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Right now I recon it's time for less talk and more action.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Remember this is the show with a surprise around every corner.

0:02:47 > 0:02:52No-one is safe, especially if you're an embarrassing mum or dad.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Yes! Oh!- Don't edit that.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03Oh! Embarrassing, embarrassing! This run's pretty embarrassing.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07But not as embarrassing as some of you guys.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11Look at you! Your head's in a vice.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14It's like, "Stay straight, stay straight, so he doesn't look at me."

0:03:14 > 0:03:17That hasn't really helped you has it, Nicole?

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Hello! How're you doing, darling? - I'm fine.- Yeah? Ha!

0:03:22 > 0:03:27- You embarrass your lovely son Tyrell, is that not true?- Yeah.

0:03:27 > 0:03:32- How does she embarrass you? - Well, her feet stink.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33LAUGHTER

0:03:34 > 0:03:38And you still, you're, like, holding you're son's hand, aren't you?

0:03:38 > 0:03:41You know. And doing mumsy stuff like what's that spit

0:03:41 > 0:03:44and polish you do that you do with your hair?

0:03:44 > 0:03:49Come on! Look at him! He's bigger than me! Come on!

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Hey, a mum's a mum.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53You've got to love her, don't you?

0:03:53 > 0:03:59- Well... Ah!- He does, he love's you. - He's still my baby!- Still a baby!

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Ah! Give us a love as well! Give us a love as well!

0:04:02 > 0:04:06That was pretty embarrassing. Sam, over to you, my friend.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Cheers, Mark.

0:04:08 > 0:04:12I reckon there's a few people in this audience here tonight

0:04:12 > 0:04:14who have embarrassing dads.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18- I reckon that your dad is embarrassing, Sam.- Yes!

0:04:18 > 0:04:20First of all, nice name.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Touch me right there. You know what I'm saying, yeah.

0:04:23 > 0:04:28We have heard that your dad likes to do a bit of singing. Is this true?

0:04:28 > 0:04:31- Yeah.- What does he sing? - He sings the Welsh National Anthem.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34The Welsh National Anthem? Really?!

0:04:34 > 0:04:36How does that make you feel, when he does that?

0:04:36 > 0:04:40- Er, embarrassed.- Does he do it in front of your friends and stuff?

0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Yeah. - That must be really embarrassing. Where is your dad today?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- Er, I don't know. - You don't know? Oh, really?

0:04:46 > 0:04:49I do know where your dad is.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Your dad is right here in the Wind-Up studio.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Sam's dad!

0:04:55 > 0:04:56APPLAUSE

0:05:04 > 0:05:06HE SING WELSH NATIONAL ANTHEM IN WELSH

0:05:28 > 0:05:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Nice work, Dad!

0:05:36 > 0:05:40Sam, is that the type of thing that embarrasses you?

0:05:40 > 0:05:43- Yes.- Pretty embarrassing. I loved that. That was great.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Did you enjoy it?- Goosepimples. - I think we all got goosepimples!

0:05:46 > 0:05:47Sam, don't worry.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50We are going to give your dad the chance to redeem himself

0:05:50 > 0:05:52for humiliating you so much in front of the entire world.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Do you know what I'm saying? Dad, you need to get yourself ready.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Off you go. Sam, you come with me, mate.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00It's time to play Dad On A Wheel! Come on!

0:06:05 > 0:06:10Sam, mate. Are you ready to see your dad as you've never seen him before?

0:06:10 > 0:06:15Studio audience, are you ready to see Sam's dad as you've never seen him before?

0:06:15 > 0:06:18AUDIENCE: Yes!

0:06:18 > 0:06:20In that case, everybody in the Wind-Up audience,

0:06:20 > 0:06:22please give it up for Dad On A Wheel!

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Oh, yeah! Looking good, Dad. How are you feeling?

0:06:34 > 0:06:38- Scared!- Don't be scared, it'll be fine.

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Here's the deal.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42We have a dad on a wheel and the wheel is split into six sections.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Sam, take over, will you? - I will, Mark. I will.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48As you can see, there are three gold sections.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50If Dad lands on Dad, he will win himself a prize.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54That would be nice, wouldn't it, Dad? He's happy about that.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57If Dad lands on Audience, he will win a prize

0:06:57 > 0:06:59- for our entire studio audience! - AUDIENCE: Ooh!

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Thought you might like that.

0:07:04 > 0:07:09But better, better still, if Dad lands on Star, Sam here wins a prize.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11High five.

0:07:12 > 0:07:17- That was the worst high five ever! - Let's do it again! Yes.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Hold on, we can't high five just yet. We couldn't then, actually.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Only if he answers a question correctly will he win the star prize.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27What we are trying to get across to you is that gold is good.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Red, however, is bad!

0:07:33 > 0:07:39If Dad lands on red, he will come face-to-face with the Foaminator!

0:07:42 > 0:07:48Ladies and gentlemen, this week's Foaminator is Joe McElderry!

0:07:49 > 0:07:55- Come over here, Joe. Come stand by me, Joe.- This is heavy!

0:07:55 > 0:08:01It is a bit heavy! Joe, you are the nicest man on TV. That is a fact.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05But none of that any more. You need to get mean. You know what happens.

0:08:05 > 0:08:06If Dad lands on red,

0:08:06 > 0:08:09you need to release a furious amount of foam right in his face.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Think of it this way,

0:08:10 > 0:08:14from pop star to opera star to foam-in-the-face star.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18- You know what I'm saying, Joe. Get mean.- Let's go for it! Let's do it!

0:08:18 > 0:08:21In that case, here we go. Loads of prizes, no big deal.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Come on, Sam, wind up that wheel!

0:08:23 > 0:08:24Here we go!

0:08:31 > 0:08:32Where's it going to land?

0:08:36 > 0:08:41Would you believe it? It's landed on foam. Joe, get yourself in position.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43- We're going to get your dad back. - OK.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Don't be shy. Right in the face. I'm going to stand behind here.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50After three. One, two, three. Go!

0:08:50 > 0:08:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:08:54 > 0:08:56More, Joe! More!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- He is nice, isn't he? He's lovely. - Come over here, Joe.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Are you feeling OK, Dad?- Yup.- Yup!

0:09:03 > 0:09:07OK, it's time for the second spin. Here we go.

0:09:17 > 0:09:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:09:22 > 0:09:24He's landed on Audience

0:09:24 > 0:09:27which means that you have just won a prize

0:09:27 > 0:09:29for the entire studio audience. Let's see what it is.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32It's a cupcake for every single member!

0:09:36 > 0:09:38APPLAUSE

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Lovely stuff. OK.

0:09:41 > 0:09:46- Dad, we've got one final spin. Are you ready?- I am. - Excellent. Here we go.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:09:59 > 0:10:01LAUGHTER

0:10:05 > 0:10:09Dad, you got too excited and you made it spin again.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14The wheel's got a life of its own. You've landed on red once again.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Joe, you know what to do. Three, two, one. Go!

0:10:20 > 0:10:24Go on, Joe. Go on, Joe. Got him!

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Whoo! Let's put you right back round.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Deary me! - You're dripping on the carpet, Sam!

0:10:31 > 0:10:33LAUGHTER

0:10:35 > 0:10:37That means at the end of Dad On A Wheel,

0:10:37 > 0:10:39you won a prize for our entire studio audience

0:10:39 > 0:10:41and you got foamed twice. Not bad at all.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45A big thank you to our Dad On A Wheel and our Foaminator.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Give it up for Joe McElderry. Yes!- Whoo!

0:10:48 > 0:10:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:10:50 > 0:10:54Come here, Sam. Come here. That is not all.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58You and your family have also won the right to play for another special prize.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Check this. It's the ultimate money-can't-buy prize.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04We are inviting you to Win The Presenter later in the show!

0:11:06 > 0:11:08LAUGHTER AND WHOOPING

0:11:08 > 0:11:11- I couldn't tell whether he was excited.- He's in shock.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13He's saving it, you know what I mean?

0:11:13 > 0:11:17We now know that Sam and his family will be taking part in Win The Presenter later in the show.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Who will they be playing against?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21It could be anyone in this audience here tonight.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23AUDIENCE: Whoo!

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Any single one of you! Stay watching to find out.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Here's what else is coming up on this crazy show.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36You won't believe the lengths Sam and Mark go to

0:11:36 > 0:11:39when they pull off the ultimate hidden camera prank.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43The finger of fun is on the loose again, which means one family

0:11:43 > 0:11:48in the Wind-Up audience will be getting the surprise of their lives.

0:11:48 > 0:11:53And how can a pair of red underpants make you react like this?

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Why don't you stay tuned to find out.

0:11:58 > 0:12:02Loving it. All that stuff still to come on today's show.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05- Can't say any fairer than that, can we?- We can't.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Everybody, give a massive round of applause

0:12:07 > 0:12:09to today's special guest, Joe McElderry!

0:12:09 > 0:12:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Come here, you. Come here, you!

0:12:23 > 0:12:25GIGGLING

0:12:25 > 0:12:27- How are you?- Very well. - Good thanks, mate.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29- How the devil are you? - I'm very well.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Since we last met,

0:12:31 > 0:12:35not only have you gone on to win another talent show, you great big winner, you...

0:12:35 > 0:12:37LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:12:37 > 0:12:42Congratulations on the conversion from pop star to opera star.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Is there any thing you can't do, Joe?

0:12:44 > 0:12:46I didn't realise how hard it was going to be

0:12:46 > 0:12:48until I got to the first rehearsal.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52I was thinking, "I'm just going to pretend. Make a loud noise and..."

0:12:52 > 0:12:56You know, when I realised I had to change the breathing and everything, I was like, "oh".

0:12:56 > 0:13:00- What kind of loud noise?- You know, pretend to be an opera singer.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02- People put on that kind of fake. - # Aaah. #

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Well, not that bad.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08We wouldn't have got very far. Listen, Joe.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10We could chat to you all day,

0:13:10 > 0:13:14but we like to do things a little differently around here.

0:13:14 > 0:13:15Instead of us interviewing you,

0:13:15 > 0:13:18we are going to give that job to our lovely studio audience.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Don't worry, they're not as scary as they look.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Are you up for the challenge, Joe? - I'm up for it.- Excellent.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Off you go, then. - Who's got a question for Joe?

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Put your hands up.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31- Come on, Sam.- We've got some questions over here.- Quick, Sam!

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Waiting, waiting, waiting. OK. Stand up, mate. What's your name?- Oliver.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Oliver, what's your question?

0:13:36 > 0:13:40How well do you know Cheryl Cole and do you have her number?

0:13:40 > 0:13:42All right, player!

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Yep, I know her very well and I do have her number.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48But it's saved under a different name,

0:13:48 > 0:13:50for the very reason that people like you

0:13:50 > 0:13:52would probably try and get it off me phone.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55- To be fair, you can't blame him for trying.- Exactly.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57We'll try and get it for you after the show.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Who else has got a question? Down here, here we go.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Excuse me, coming through.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03- Stand up, mate. What's your name?- Graham.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Nice to meet you, what's your question?

0:14:05 > 0:14:07If you competed in the London Olympics,

0:14:07 > 0:14:09- what event would you do and why? - Cracking question.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11That's a great question.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13I used to be on the swimming team at school

0:14:13 > 0:14:15and I was quite good, so probably swimming.

0:14:15 > 0:14:19- Or diving. I like diving. Maybe diving.- Diving?!

0:14:19 > 0:14:22Oh, you'll be up against Tom Daley, though.

0:14:22 > 0:14:23OK, maybe swimming.

0:14:23 > 0:14:24LAUGHTER

0:14:24 > 0:14:27OK, thank you very much. Who else has got a question?

0:14:27 > 0:14:31OK, we're going up here. Lovely lady here. Stand up, what's your name?

0:14:31 > 0:14:35- Angela.- Angela, lovely to meet you. What's your question for Joe?

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Actually, can I ask you a question? Course you can.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Why isn't it "Mark And Sam"? I think that sounds better.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43MARK CACKLES

0:14:43 > 0:14:47It's a fair question, but you're wrong. Sit down.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49- LAUGHTER - Who's next, who's next?

0:14:49 > 0:14:50OK, here we go, over here.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53- What's your name?- Ellie. - Ellie, what's your question?

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Do you ever Google yourself?

0:14:55 > 0:14:59Erm, no. I try not to. I mean, it's quite hard,

0:14:59 > 0:15:00because you could whack your name in

0:15:00 > 0:15:03and see what people are writing about you.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05But I try to keep separate, away from that,

0:15:05 > 0:15:07because some people write horrible things

0:15:07 > 0:15:10and some people write nice things and it gets messy. I try not to.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14- Interesting. Ask Mark if he Googles himself?- Do you Google yourself?

0:15:14 > 0:15:15Every day.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17LAUGHTER

0:15:17 > 0:15:18Thank you very much.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21OK, who's next, who's next? OK, the next row, here we go.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22Down here, down here.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25OK... Oh, here they go. Stand up, stand up. What's your name?

0:15:25 > 0:15:27- Josie.- What's your question for Joe?

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Have you ever met anyone you've always wanted to meet

0:15:30 > 0:15:32since winning the X Factor?

0:15:32 > 0:15:34- I haven't met her properly, but she said hello?- Who?

0:15:34 > 0:15:38- And I was very starstruck. It was Beyonce.- Huh!- Wow!

0:15:38 > 0:15:39I bumped into her at a festival

0:15:39 > 0:15:42- and I turned into a bit of a fanatical fan.- Good effort, Sam.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Joe, thanks for letting our audience interview you.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Thank you for your questions.

0:15:47 > 0:15:52Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the brilliant Joe McElderry.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:15:54 > 0:15:57If you guys are into music, then you are in luck,

0:15:57 > 0:16:00because later on in the show, Six D will be performing.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02But now, it's time to turn the spotlight

0:16:02 > 0:16:05onto another member of the studio audience.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Here on Wind-Up, we are partial to a bit of birthday fun.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Hey, who doesn't like a birthday?

0:16:10 > 0:16:12It's a whole day where you are the star of the show.

0:16:12 > 0:16:16And we want to celebrate that. Only thing is, we ain't got a whole day!

0:16:16 > 0:16:19But don't worry. We've come up with a solution,

0:16:19 > 0:16:22because we are about to give someone in the audience today

0:16:22 > 0:16:24- the world's quickest birthday party. - Indeed.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26And that person...

0:16:26 > 0:16:27is you, Elliott!

0:16:27 > 0:16:30CHEERING

0:16:30 > 0:16:31Cue the celebrations!

0:16:31 > 0:16:33PARTY MUSIC PLAYS

0:16:48 > 0:16:50There you go, Elliott, there you go.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52We've got some presents here.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55We've got you a cake.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57- Look at that.- Party hat on!

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Elliott, we know that it's your birthday this week,

0:17:00 > 0:17:02so happy birthday, Elliott!

0:17:02 > 0:17:04CHEERING

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Happy birthday to Elliott, and we've still got all this to come...

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Sam and Mark go head-to-head

0:17:09 > 0:17:12in the greatest hidden camera game ever - In Yer Face!

0:17:12 > 0:17:17And the question is, what on earth is going on here?

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Brilliant. That's really good, really good.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23- So are you having any problem at all with any vision?- No.

0:17:23 > 0:17:27Do you have any troubles recognising people?

0:17:27 > 0:17:30You look a lot like Sam from Sam And Mark.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32- Sorry, who?- Sam.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36- Who's Sam And Mark?- TMi. - TMi? What's that?

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Come on!

0:17:38 > 0:17:40It's a TV show I went on.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43- Oh, you've been on TV?- Yes.- Oh, wow!

0:17:43 > 0:17:47In Yer Face! Coming up soon.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50But now, back to the studio!

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Still to come, two families will be going head-to-head

0:17:54 > 0:17:58in order to walk away with one of us, as we play Win The Presenter.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00We've already met our first family, the Tilleys.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03In case you missed it, we strapped embarrassing Dad Simon

0:18:03 > 0:18:06onto a wheel and gave him a right old spin.

0:18:06 > 0:18:10Yeah, he didn't do too bad actually. Simon ended up winning...

0:18:10 > 0:18:12He got a prize for the entire audience.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14- Yeah, nice cupcake. - CHEERING

0:18:14 > 0:18:16And he got a good-old foaming from Joe McElderry,

0:18:16 > 0:18:18also known as The Foaminator.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21- Are you feeling all right, Dad? - I'm a bit wet...

0:18:21 > 0:18:24You did a cracking job, mate, you really did.

0:18:24 > 0:18:25Right now, though,

0:18:25 > 0:18:28it's time to randomly select our second studio victim.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32So, let's introduce to you a friend of ours - bring on the Finger!

0:18:32 > 0:18:34APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Ooh!- Someone's had a manicure!

0:18:37 > 0:18:41Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Finger Of Fun.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Now, Finger, we need you to select a mum.

0:18:43 > 0:18:48A mum who loves having some fun. So, Finger Of Fun, find us a mum!

0:18:48 > 0:18:49Who could it be?!

0:18:49 > 0:18:50CHEERING

0:18:52 > 0:18:53Oh, who could it be?

0:18:53 > 0:18:56It's not going to be you, mate, it's not going to be you.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58It could be you, it could be you. Aaaah...

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Oh, he's gone past you, sorry!

0:19:00 > 0:19:03Oh, what about you, Smiley Face?

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Oh, he's in a good mood, the Finger, he's had a manicure.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Who's he going to pick?

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Oooooh!

0:19:12 > 0:19:14CHEERING

0:19:18 > 0:19:21The Finger has spoken. What is your name?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23- Hayley. - BOTH: Hayley!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25- Whoa!- Whoa!

0:19:25 > 0:19:29What.. Hold on, the Finger's not finished yet!

0:19:29 > 0:19:34Yeah, it seems to have chosen you guys as well. What are your names?

0:19:34 > 0:19:36- Jay and Chloe.- Jay and Chloe.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38All right, OK. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:19:38 > 0:19:41The three of you need to get yourselves down here,

0:19:41 > 0:19:42because it's time to have some fun.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45It's time for The Prize Surprise! Come on down!

0:19:45 > 0:19:47APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:19:53 > 0:19:57Jay and Chloe, nice to me. Are you having a good time on the show?

0:19:57 > 0:19:59- Yes, having fun.- Good.

0:19:59 > 0:20:04Excellent. Have you any idea why the finger has chosen you guys?

0:20:04 > 0:20:06No idea!

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Let me shed some light on the subject.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13We have been speaking to your husband/dad Martin

0:20:13 > 0:20:17and he reckons Hayley, you have too much stuff!

0:20:20 > 0:20:25- Jay and Chloe, are these accusations true?- Yes, very much.

0:20:25 > 0:20:29Not expensive stuff.

0:20:29 > 0:20:30Loads of £5 stuff!

0:20:30 > 0:20:33What kind of stuff does she have?

0:20:33 > 0:20:37- Give us an example. - Make-up, handbags, shoes.

0:20:37 > 0:20:42Do you really think your mum needs all this stuff?

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Not really.

0:20:44 > 0:20:45We don't think that.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48That's why last week, when you were out Hayley,

0:20:48 > 0:20:54we popped to your house and we borrowed some of your stuff.

0:20:54 > 0:20:59And then, what you do is, we put it on sale on QVC.

0:20:59 > 0:21:04- We would like you to watch this VT.- Videotape.

0:21:04 > 0:21:08And try to memorise as many of the items as possible.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11For every item you remember, you will win a prize for your family

0:21:11 > 0:21:15from the Wind-Up prize stash. How does that sound?

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Great.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21In that case, keep your eyes peeled, run VT.

0:21:21 > 0:21:26Hi, I'm Simon and you're watching a special QVC presentation.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Today, we are selling off Hayley's things.

0:21:30 > 0:21:34A picture Hayley bought on her honeymoon.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37A 6-foot Father Christmas.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41A dog that never goes pooh-pooh, Hayley's china dog.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44Hayley's favourite film.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46It's a good one.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49Have you ever wished you had something for your bits?

0:21:49 > 0:21:52You have. Hayley's handbag!

0:21:52 > 0:21:58Next up, Hayley's hippy fancy dress costume. Yeah, baby!

0:21:58 > 0:22:02This is a page-turner. Hayley's favourite book.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05If you like china and teddies, this is for you.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08Hayley's china teddy collection.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Off to a posh party?

0:22:10 > 0:22:13This is what you need. Hayley's necklace.

0:22:13 > 0:22:17A craft party wouldn't be a craft party without Hayley's

0:22:17 > 0:22:18favourite craft machine.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20# Robbie Williams. #

0:22:20 > 0:22:25Hayley's favourite CD.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Hayley's dressing gown.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Aw, isn't it cute? Hayley's old teddy bear.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34That is a lot of stuff!

0:22:34 > 0:22:39Get it in your head. 30 seconds on the clock,

0:22:39 > 0:22:44How many items of your stuff can you recall? Time starts now.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47My handbag, picture from my honeymoon,

0:22:47 > 0:22:50Father Christmas, my teddy collection.

0:22:50 > 0:22:54Necklace. Ghost. Warhorse.

0:22:54 > 0:22:59Ghost. I said that. Robbie Williams.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02What else?

0:23:02 > 0:23:07My outfit I wore to a fancy dress that I'll never go again.

0:23:07 > 0:23:12- Have you said the dressing-gown? - Dressing gown.- Come on, come on!

0:23:12 > 0:23:16China teddies!

0:23:16 > 0:23:20Time's up, very good guys.

0:23:20 > 0:23:25- You did well.- Not bad at all.

0:23:25 > 0:23:29Out of the 13 items, you recalled 11.

0:23:29 > 0:23:33It was only the china dog and the craft set that you didn't say.

0:23:33 > 0:23:37You get 11 prizes from the price stash!

0:23:37 > 0:23:41APPLAUSE

0:23:41 > 0:23:45Thanks again to Martin for helping us stitch you up.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47He has done a good job. We've been planning that for weeks.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Anything to say to him?

0:23:49 > 0:23:52I will say it later!

0:23:52 > 0:23:54You're in so much trouble, mate.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56We got your step back from QVC,

0:23:56 > 0:23:59the problem was Santa has done a runner.

0:24:03 > 0:24:09The good news is, he's been spotted near the Wind-Up studio.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13Hayley, if you can find him in 45 seconds,

0:24:13 > 0:24:17you will win a star prize for Jay and Chloe.

0:24:17 > 0:24:21- Are you up for the challenge?- Yes!

0:24:22 > 0:24:27Wait, how will she find Santy?

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Simple, follow the presents!

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Go, go! Go, go!

0:24:38 > 0:24:44Come on! Go, go! Come back!

0:24:44 > 0:24:46This way, this trial. Go, go!

0:24:48 > 0:24:49Go, go, go!

0:24:49 > 0:24:52Go on, Hayley!

0:24:52 > 0:24:55Come on!

0:24:55 > 0:24:58Go on, Hayley!

0:24:58 > 0:25:00Yes, go Hayley!

0:25:05 > 0:25:09- Well done.- Do I have to take it back? - Congratulations, Hayley.

0:25:09 > 0:25:13You found Santa in time, which means you win a star prize each

0:25:13 > 0:25:16for Jay and Chloe, which are hanging on the Christmas trees.

0:25:16 > 0:25:21You both have got two MP3 players - one each!

0:25:21 > 0:25:22- Nice!- How cool is that?

0:25:22 > 0:25:27Awesome! And not only have you won a wonderful selection of prizes,

0:25:27 > 0:25:31you have also won the chance to come back and play Win The Presenter,

0:25:31 > 0:25:33which means you could be leaving the studio

0:25:33 > 0:25:36with all those prizes AND one of us!

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Yeah, you love that? I was going to ask them if they're up for it.

0:25:39 > 0:25:43They are! Well, that's just around the corner but right now,

0:25:43 > 0:25:46ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Jay, Chloe, Hayley

0:25:46 > 0:25:48and, of course, Santy!

0:25:48 > 0:25:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:51 > 0:25:54Hey! Giving away presenters, flogging people's possessions,

0:25:54 > 0:25:56giant Santas going missing -

0:25:56 > 0:25:59it's just some of the kind of crazy stuff that goes on here in Wind-Up.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Deal with it.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Run, network!

0:26:05 > 0:26:07'Here's a taste of some of the hidden-camera pranks

0:26:07 > 0:26:10- 'coming your way soon.' - All right! Whoo!

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Bleurgh!

0:26:14 > 0:26:16How you doing? What can I get you?

0:26:20 > 0:26:21Stop. Stop!

0:26:22 > 0:26:24MAN YELLS

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Oh, my goodness!

0:26:26 > 0:26:27THEY CHUCKLE

0:26:27 > 0:26:29- DEEP VOICE:- CBBC.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Is the challenge for me?

0:26:37 > 0:26:38Ha-ha!

0:26:38 > 0:26:41- Good one, yeah?- What a weirdo!

0:26:44 > 0:26:46It's time for the part of the show

0:26:46 > 0:26:48where we introduce to you a couple of friends of ours.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51Please, everybody, give a big, massive Wind-Up welcome

0:26:51 > 0:26:53to Emily and Fiona!

0:26:53 > 0:26:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:26:55 > 0:26:59- High five. High five!- Yes! High fives! High fives!

0:26:59 > 0:27:03- Nice. How you doing, girls?- Good. - Really well.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Really well? That's good to know.

0:27:05 > 0:27:09Well, you might recognise these girls, because they appeared

0:27:09 > 0:27:13on another of our hit TV shows, TMi Friday, thank you very much.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Hey, let's remind ourselves of the good times.

0:27:17 > 0:27:21'Now, there's Fiona, there's Emily, there's Hacker. Oh, and there's Iain.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24- 'And then we played the Ooh Game.' - Ooh!

0:27:25 > 0:27:28- Emily, what are we about to play? - Ooh!- 'What was that about, then?

0:27:28 > 0:27:32'Can't remember. And then we had a bit of a song and a dance.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34'Happy days!

0:27:34 > 0:27:38'I think it's fair to say a good time was had by all.'

0:27:39 > 0:27:43So, the fact that we've got a bit of history made these guys

0:27:43 > 0:27:46perfect candidates for the game that is now sweeping the nation -

0:27:46 > 0:27:49a little something that we like to call In Yer Face.

0:27:49 > 0:27:52Let me explain. For this game to work, we needed two people

0:27:52 > 0:27:56who would definitely recognise us if we bumped into them in the street.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59We also needed two people who we knew a thing or two about

0:27:59 > 0:28:02cos, girls, not only do we know where you live,

0:28:02 > 0:28:04but we know what you like to do in your spare time

0:28:04 > 0:28:08- and - more importantly - where you like doing it.- So guess what we did.

0:28:08 > 0:28:12- Tell 'em.- We went to those places, rigged 'em with hidden cameras

0:28:12 > 0:28:16so we could film these guys all day without them realising. Ha!

0:28:16 > 0:28:20But the big question was, could we infiltrate their lives

0:28:20 > 0:28:25- without being recognised? Let's find out. Say the magic words.- Run VT.

0:28:27 > 0:28:33- Ah! Another blissfully beautiful day in Bradford.- But then we showed up!

0:28:45 > 0:28:48We are here to play a little game that we call In Yer Face.

0:28:48 > 0:28:52We call it that as we are about to get right in the face of these two.

0:28:52 > 0:28:55- I'm taking Emily. - And I'm taking Fiona.

0:28:55 > 0:28:57The aim of the game is not to get recognised.

0:28:57 > 0:29:00We've got loads of disguises to help us out.

0:29:00 > 0:29:03And whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.

0:29:03 > 0:29:07But if they uncover our true identity and make a positive ID in OUR faces,

0:29:07 > 0:29:09then it's game over.

0:29:09 > 0:29:12So, let's kick this off with round one...

0:29:14 > 0:29:17Will Sam and Mark be able to pass themselves off as delivery men?

0:29:17 > 0:29:20Up first...Mark.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23All right, Brad? You look like a Brad.

0:29:23 > 0:29:25You're going to knock on Emily's door.

0:29:25 > 0:29:27- Yeah.- ..deliver the flowers to Emily, and tell her

0:29:27 > 0:29:30- they're from a secret admirer. - From an admirer?

0:29:30 > 0:29:33From a secret admirer, and don't forget - if she recognises you

0:29:33 > 0:29:37- at the first hurdle, it's game over. - OK.- Go. Good luck.- Nervous!

0:29:39 > 0:29:40Don't mess it up.

0:29:41 > 0:29:43Give it a good knock.

0:29:45 > 0:29:47Don't make me laugh.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50COCKNEY ACCENT: All right. You got Emily here, please?

0:29:50 > 0:29:53- Emily? Yeah.- Emily, please, cheers. Just a delivery.

0:29:53 > 0:29:55All right, love?

0:29:57 > 0:29:59I just need a signature, please.

0:29:59 > 0:30:01She's got no idea.

0:30:01 > 0:30:04Lovely flowers. Wonder who they could be from.

0:30:04 > 0:30:07- All right? Got that? That's lovely. - No idea!

0:30:07 > 0:30:10Have a lovely day. All right, take care. Bye!

0:30:13 > 0:30:15HE GIGGLES

0:30:16 > 0:30:18We need to go, quick!

0:30:18 > 0:30:23Mark takes an early lead. Over to you, you funny, little, hairy man.

0:30:25 > 0:30:28You look like a Bee Gee.

0:30:28 > 0:30:31# Night fever, night fever. #

0:30:32 > 0:30:37Bit weird. OK, well, best of luck. You'll probably need it, mate.

0:30:45 > 0:30:49- MIDLANDS ACCENT:- Hello, I'm looking for Fiona.- Me.- Oh, hello, Fiona.

0:30:49 > 0:30:50I've got some flowers for you.

0:30:50 > 0:30:54Er, if you'd just like to sign and print your name there, please.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56Your accent is not great.

0:30:57 > 0:31:01Just put your name. It's just cos I'm delivering the flowers,

0:31:01 > 0:31:05I need a signature just to show my boss, basically, so there you go.

0:31:07 > 0:31:09Thanks a lot.

0:31:09 > 0:31:11Cheers, darling. Thank you very much. Bye.

0:31:17 > 0:31:20- Ho-ho! That was a bit risky, that one.- That was REALLY risky!

0:31:20 > 0:31:22- Did you see it?- Yeah.

0:31:22 > 0:31:25When she signed, she kind of just looked up at me.

0:31:25 > 0:31:29It was a look like, "What is this?" I got away with it. That's one-all.

0:31:29 > 0:31:32OK. Off to the next challenge, methinks.

0:31:34 > 0:31:37It's level pegging, so it's time for round two - Skater Boy.

0:31:37 > 0:31:41Will these two plonkers get their skates on without being recognised?

0:31:41 > 0:31:42Break a leg, Mark!

0:31:46 > 0:31:49Challenge number two - you need to skate past Emily,

0:31:49 > 0:31:53do a little jump or a trick if you can, whilst going past her,

0:31:53 > 0:31:56- and maybe go, "Whoo! Yeah!"- A trick? You've got to be joking.

0:31:56 > 0:31:58Well, if you can.

0:31:59 > 0:32:01Here they come, mate.

0:32:10 > 0:32:13AMERICAN ACCENT: Good afternoon. Whoo!

0:32:13 > 0:32:15How you doing?

0:32:16 > 0:32:18Bit bad on my feet! Ha-ha!

0:32:18 > 0:32:21Yeah, good.

0:32:21 > 0:32:23No, nice work, dude.

0:32:30 > 0:32:32THEY CHUCKLE

0:32:32 > 0:32:35- How was that?- She totally ignored me!

0:32:35 > 0:32:37- HE CHUCKLES - Rude!

0:32:37 > 0:32:39I think I probably would, looking at me!

0:32:39 > 0:32:42- 2-1.- I know. You've got to get this, mate,

0:32:42 > 0:32:44else you have lost to the master.

0:32:44 > 0:32:47The master! The master moustacher!

0:32:47 > 0:32:51Absolutely. The master moustacher takes a 2-1 lead.

0:32:51 > 0:32:52Up next, Skater Sam.

0:32:52 > 0:32:54Good luck, Sam. This is it.

0:32:54 > 0:32:57Don't mess it up. Well, do mess it up, cos I want to win.

0:33:05 > 0:33:09- AUSTRALIAN ACCENT:- G'day. Ah, ripper.

0:33:11 > 0:33:14I can't believe you got away with that! You're lucky, Nixon!

0:33:17 > 0:33:21That was the worst accent ever! Are you all right there?

0:33:21 > 0:33:25Can't believe I got away with that. She still looked at me a bit dodgy.

0:33:25 > 0:33:27So, that makes the scores 2-2. See you soon!

0:33:31 > 0:33:34So, Emily, where to start, really?

0:33:34 > 0:33:35Let's start at the beginning.

0:33:35 > 0:33:39Did you suspect anything when you received that flower delivery?

0:33:39 > 0:33:41- No, I didn't know it was you. - You didn't, did you?

0:33:41 > 0:33:44- No idea!- Who did you think the flowers were from, though?

0:33:44 > 0:33:49- School or something. - Secret admirer, so shush!

0:33:49 > 0:33:52- Ssh!- And Fiona, you seemed pretty suspicious.

0:33:52 > 0:33:57- What was going through your mind? - It's kind of fishy that some guy,

0:33:57 > 0:34:00- dressed in a crazy outfit, delivers you flowers.- It's true -

0:34:00 > 0:34:03- it is strange, I'm not going to lie.- Yeah.

0:34:03 > 0:34:07- I was really suspicious. I was freaking out!- Were you freaking out?

0:34:07 > 0:34:11- My dad was like, "Have you got a boyfriend?"- Oh, really?

0:34:11 > 0:34:14OK, well, with the scores at 2-2, the big question was,

0:34:14 > 0:34:17who would get rumbled first? Let's see what happened next.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20- Fiona, say the magic words.- Run VT.

0:34:20 > 0:34:22Nice!

0:34:24 > 0:34:26Will Sam and Mark be able to look the girls in the eye

0:34:26 > 0:34:29and make them believe they are real opticians?

0:34:29 > 0:34:31Take it away, Mark.

0:34:33 > 0:34:35Tremendous costume, by the way.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38- Yeah, I do look pretty cool, I know. - OK, so it's two-all at the minute.

0:34:38 > 0:34:43The third challenge - you have to give Emily an eye test,

0:34:43 > 0:34:47so, basically, get right in her face, check her eyes,

0:34:47 > 0:34:50ask her if she has problems recognising people.

0:34:50 > 0:34:52Maybe ask her about her eye colour,

0:34:52 > 0:34:55and then get her to do the eye-chart test.

0:34:55 > 0:34:58- And then, er, get out of there. - Easy for you to say.

0:34:58 > 0:35:02- But OK, I'll go for it.- Don't forget, if she says your name, it's over.

0:35:02 > 0:35:06- Not going to happen, mate. I've got this in the bag.- We'll see!

0:35:06 > 0:35:10We will see. We will see, because we're in a seeing place.

0:35:14 > 0:35:17- Right, Emily, this is my assistant. - Hello, hello.

0:35:17 > 0:35:20He's going to do the first part of your eye test.

0:35:20 > 0:35:23- I'd just like you to read the first letter.- I.- Good.

0:35:23 > 0:35:27R-U-O-K.

0:35:27 > 0:35:30I'm fine, thank you. THEY CHUCKLE

0:35:30 > 0:35:32See what I did there?

0:35:32 > 0:35:36- What about this one? - I can't read that.- Oh.

0:35:36 > 0:35:37I'm short-sighted.

0:35:37 > 0:35:39Prepare to look her in the eye.

0:35:39 > 0:35:42Can I just get a bit closer, Emily, if that's OK?

0:35:42 > 0:35:44Just have a look into your eyes.

0:35:46 > 0:35:49Brown. Brown eyes - lovely. So, you're short-sighted.

0:35:49 > 0:35:54- Do you sometimes not recognise certain people?- Sometimes.- Really?

0:35:54 > 0:35:55Can't really see their faces.

0:35:55 > 0:36:00Right, OK, so distance is difficult with you?

0:36:00 > 0:36:02OK, no problem.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04I'll go back, I'll write on the chart

0:36:04 > 0:36:07and we'll see what we can do for you, OK? Lovely to meet you.

0:36:07 > 0:36:09OK, lovely.

0:36:09 > 0:36:11- OK. Thank you very much.- Wait!

0:36:13 > 0:36:15Are you Mark?

0:36:16 > 0:36:17I am!

0:36:17 > 0:36:19HE CHUCKLES

0:36:19 > 0:36:21She's got me!

0:36:21 > 0:36:24Emily! Well done.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27You know them flowers that you got this morning?

0:36:27 > 0:36:29- Yeah.- Who...?- Oh, my God!

0:36:29 > 0:36:32HE CHUCKLES

0:36:32 > 0:36:35And, check this out - you know Fiona, your friend?

0:36:35 > 0:36:39- She did this?- No, Sam has been doing exactly the same thing

0:36:39 > 0:36:40that I've been doing to you.

0:36:40 > 0:36:44And, thank you very, very much, you have got me,

0:36:44 > 0:36:47so if Sam beats me at this, then he's won the game.

0:36:47 > 0:36:52High five. And your eyesight's not that bad at all. You found me out!

0:36:52 > 0:36:55Mark's failure means the scores remain at 2-2,

0:36:55 > 0:36:58but will Sammy be able to see it through and claim the victory?

0:36:58 > 0:37:00OK, Sam, this is it.

0:37:00 > 0:37:04Give Fiona an eye exam, go right up to her - right in her face.

0:37:04 > 0:37:08Tell her what colour eyes she's got, and if she finds it difficult

0:37:08 > 0:37:09to recognise people.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12If you do all that, I'll put my hands up and say that you've won.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14Easy. You're going down.

0:37:19 > 0:37:23Hi, there. Hi. I'm Martin. Hi. Nice to meet you. What's your name?

0:37:23 > 0:37:28- Fiona.- Fiona? Hi, nice to meet you. How are the eyes?- Good.- Yeah?

0:37:28 > 0:37:30Dodgy accent!

0:37:30 > 0:37:32If you'd just put your hand over your left eye,

0:37:32 > 0:37:35and read from the top all the way down to the bottom.

0:37:35 > 0:37:37I-C-U.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39A-B-C.

0:37:39 > 0:37:41Come on, Fiona. Come on!

0:37:41 > 0:37:43I-O-U-A-C-D.

0:37:43 > 0:37:46Excellent. Nothing wrong with your right eye.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48- Let's take a closer look. - Ask her if she has trouble

0:37:48 > 0:37:51- recognising people.- Brilliant, yeah.

0:37:51 > 0:37:52That's really good.

0:37:52 > 0:37:56- So, are you having any problem at all with any vision?- No.

0:37:56 > 0:38:00No? Do you have any troubles recognising people?

0:38:00 > 0:38:03You look a lot like Sam from Sam & Mark, you know.

0:38:03 > 0:38:05- Sorry, who?- Sam.

0:38:05 > 0:38:09Ooh! Remember, the rules of the game state that she has to say

0:38:09 > 0:38:13that he IS Sam. Saying he looks like Sam doesn't count.

0:38:13 > 0:38:16- Sam from who?- Sam & Mark.

0:38:16 > 0:38:21- Sam & Mark. Who's Sam & Mark?- TMi. - TMi - what's that?- Come on!

0:38:21 > 0:38:23It's a TV show I went on.

0:38:23 > 0:38:28- Oh, you've been on TV?- Yeah. - Oh, wow, wow, great.

0:38:28 > 0:38:32- When was that, Fiona?- November. - Right, OK, great. Great.

0:38:32 > 0:38:36Well, thanks very much, Fiona - I'll leave you in the hands...

0:38:36 > 0:38:41- Oh, no, he's won, hasn't he? - Yes, thank you very much. Bye.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46Oh, you've got to be joking!

0:38:46 > 0:38:50So, she didn't officially say, "You're Sam from Sam & Mark."

0:38:50 > 0:38:53- She said, "You look a lot like him." - Oh! So you've won.

0:38:53 > 0:38:55- Which means I've won!- No!

0:38:55 > 0:38:57Yep, Sam wins 3-2.

0:38:57 > 0:39:01But hey, can he really rub Mark's face in it by winning another round?

0:39:01 > 0:39:04Let's find out - it's time for Lost Grandmother.

0:39:04 > 0:39:07All right, then, Sam, as the winner,

0:39:07 > 0:39:09you have got to get right into Fiona's face.

0:39:09 > 0:39:14You've got to be like a doddering old lady, and you've lost your car.

0:39:14 > 0:39:17Mate, I'll do anything. I've already won, so I'm happy.

0:39:17 > 0:39:22It's only because I'm far more famous than you - I'm a lot easier to spot.

0:39:22 > 0:39:25- Good point.- All right. Good luck.

0:39:33 > 0:39:38Hello. Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my car.

0:39:38 > 0:39:39You ARE Sam!

0:39:39 > 0:39:41HE CHUCKLES

0:39:41 > 0:39:44You got him! SAM LAUGHS

0:39:44 > 0:39:46Finally!

0:39:48 > 0:39:50I've been playing a little game with you all day

0:39:50 > 0:39:52called In Yer Face.

0:39:52 > 0:39:55D'you remember this morning, around about half past nine,

0:39:55 > 0:39:57when somebody came and delivered some flowers?

0:39:57 > 0:40:00- She's just got it!- Come here!

0:40:00 > 0:40:04I've been playing this with you and Mark's been playing it with Emily!

0:40:04 > 0:40:05Can I just say...

0:40:05 > 0:40:06Come on, Emily!

0:40:06 > 0:40:10..Emily...Emily got me before you got Sam!

0:40:10 > 0:40:14To be fair, you did clock on in the eye test that it was me.

0:40:14 > 0:40:17I did suspect a lot but I didn't really say anything.

0:40:17 > 0:40:21You didn't actually say the immortal words, "You're Sam from Sam & Mark!"

0:40:21 > 0:40:23Can I just say - what a cardigan that is!

0:40:23 > 0:40:25Eh?

0:40:25 > 0:40:28- I think we're all winners here!- Yay!

0:40:28 > 0:40:32CHEERING

0:40:32 > 0:40:33I agree, I think we're all winners.

0:40:33 > 0:40:37Actually, no, we're not all winners, I'm the only winner. In yer face!

0:40:37 > 0:40:39- In yer face, man! Oh! - Yes, OK, well done!

0:40:39 > 0:40:43Now, Fiona, I can't believe that you didn't rumble me in the optician's.

0:40:43 > 0:40:47You were so suspicious. What were you thinking at that point?

0:40:47 > 0:40:48SHE SIGHS

0:40:48 > 0:40:51I was so suspicious but I was so nervous to say it!

0:40:51 > 0:40:54Oh, really? Oh! Hey, I'm glad you were so nervous

0:40:54 > 0:40:57cos that meant that I won it! Don't want to rub it in any more!

0:40:57 > 0:40:58Yeah, cheers, mate, thank you.

0:40:58 > 0:41:01Emily, on the other hand, you sussed me out good and proper!

0:41:01 > 0:41:03When did you twig it was me?

0:41:03 > 0:41:04It's just, when you came in,

0:41:04 > 0:41:07you looked like Mark.

0:41:07 > 0:41:09LAUGHTER I did, yeah.

0:41:09 > 0:41:11- Sussed straightaway. - An older version!

0:41:11 > 0:41:15- Yeah, an older version? - It wasn't a very good disguise,

0:41:15 > 0:41:19- to be honest. Sorry! - That's all right!

0:41:19 > 0:41:22Now, I've got to say, usually, when I'm dressed as a grandma,

0:41:22 > 0:41:25things have gone too far. Fiona, had I gone too far

0:41:25 > 0:41:26with that one?

0:41:26 > 0:41:28- Way too far.- Way too far! Brilliant.

0:41:28 > 0:41:31Now, girls, the most important - did you have a good day?

0:41:31 > 0:41:34- It was awesome.- Yeah.- Absolute legends, I'm sure you'll agree.

0:41:34 > 0:41:36They've been great sports.

0:41:36 > 0:41:39Please, give it up for the stars of In Yer Face, Emily and Fiona!

0:41:39 > 0:41:41CHEERING Well done, girls.

0:41:41 > 0:41:45Fiona, just because I'm still a little bit worried about your eyes,

0:41:45 > 0:41:49could you test them by reading the line into the next item, please?

0:41:49 > 0:41:50Just, er, there.

0:41:50 > 0:41:54Now it's time to find who is today's star prize.

0:41:54 > 0:41:57Yes, it's time for Win The Presenter.

0:41:57 > 0:41:59- Yeah!- Hey!

0:41:59 > 0:42:01CHEERING

0:42:03 > 0:42:05When people look back at this century,

0:42:05 > 0:42:07what are they going to remember?

0:42:07 > 0:42:09- The royal wedding.- Not that.

0:42:09 > 0:42:10- Erm, the Olympics.- No.

0:42:10 > 0:42:11- Jedward.- No.

0:42:11 > 0:42:13Win The Presenter.

0:42:18 > 0:42:22It's never been done before, has it? Winning the presenter? It's insane.

0:42:24 > 0:42:26Are we crazy?

0:42:26 > 0:42:29Probably. But, hey - that's how we roll.

0:42:29 > 0:42:32Work hard, play hard, live for today.

0:42:32 > 0:42:35- We're pretty rock 'n' roll. - So, are we out tonight?

0:42:35 > 0:42:38- I can't, actually, mate, I'm cooking a lasagne.- Fair enough.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:42:40 > 0:42:43Welcome to Win The Presenter!

0:42:43 > 0:42:47Let's find out which presenter they're playing for today!

0:42:47 > 0:42:51He's a few sandwiches short of a picnic -

0:42:51 > 0:42:54it's Mark!

0:42:57 > 0:43:02Which means it's time to meet your host, Mr Sam Nixon!

0:43:07 > 0:43:10Yeah! Welcome to Win The Presenter,

0:43:10 > 0:43:12the part of the show where two families go head-to-head

0:43:12 > 0:43:14to win today's star prize,

0:43:14 > 0:43:16Mr Mark Rhodes!

0:43:16 > 0:43:17AUDIENCE: Woo!

0:43:17 > 0:43:20Yep, today, one of these two lucky families

0:43:20 > 0:43:23will get to take Mark home and do anything they want with him,

0:43:23 > 0:43:25and when I say anything,

0:43:25 > 0:43:28I mean anything. Mark, are you looking forward to being won?

0:43:28 > 0:43:31Erm, on a scale of one to ten...

0:43:31 > 0:43:33minus numbers.

0:43:33 > 0:43:34LAUGHTER

0:43:34 > 0:43:37Let's meet the families who could be winning you.

0:43:37 > 0:43:40Simon, introduce the rest of your team, please.

0:43:40 > 0:43:43Well, Sam, there's George, a friend of Sam's, and my partner Justine.

0:43:43 > 0:43:46Lovely to have you here. Give it up for the Tilleys!

0:43:46 > 0:43:48CHEERING

0:43:51 > 0:43:53Now, the Tilleys. To get your hands on Mark,

0:43:53 > 0:43:56you are going to have to beat the bullies. Hayley,

0:43:56 > 0:43:59we met you and half the contents of your house earlier. It's nice to see

0:43:59 > 0:44:02you've brought Santa along with you. Excellent stuff.

0:44:02 > 0:44:05We've already met most of your team,

0:44:05 > 0:44:07but still, introduce them again, will you?

0:44:07 > 0:44:10This is my son Jay, my daughter Chloe and my husband Martin.

0:44:10 > 0:44:12Excellent. Are you feeling confident?

0:44:12 > 0:44:15- Yep.- Yep. - Good, that's what we like to hear.

0:44:15 > 0:44:17Give it up for the Bulleys!

0:44:17 > 0:44:18CHEERING

0:44:20 > 0:44:22Now, if you want some inspiration

0:44:22 > 0:44:24on what to do with this very special prize,

0:44:24 > 0:44:28just take a look at what our last winning family got up to

0:44:28 > 0:44:29when they won the presenter.

0:44:34 > 0:44:36ALL: Hi!

0:44:36 > 0:44:39- Come in, Sam, we've got LOADS of work for you to do.- Uh-huh.

0:44:41 > 0:44:42Cheers.

0:44:48 > 0:44:50Ah! All done.

0:44:50 > 0:44:54There you go, Lily. Absolutely spotless. You are welcome.

0:44:54 > 0:44:55Not quite, Sam.

0:44:55 > 0:44:57Brilliant.

0:44:59 > 0:45:02Sam, you haven't cleaned my room yet.

0:45:03 > 0:45:04SQUELCH!

0:45:09 > 0:45:12- SAM SIGHS - Look at the mess!

0:45:13 > 0:45:15There you go, ladies, all done.

0:45:15 > 0:45:18So the Tilleys and the Bulleys, I hope that's given you

0:45:18 > 0:45:20some inspiration of what you could do if you win Mark.

0:45:20 > 0:45:24- Are you happy with your prize? - Yeah.- Good.

0:45:24 > 0:45:27They're happy, I'm not, back to me in the studio.

0:45:27 > 0:45:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:45:31 > 0:45:35So, the Tilleys, any unpleasant jobs in mind for Mark to do?

0:45:35 > 0:45:38- Do the dishwasher. - Do the dishwasher?!

0:45:38 > 0:45:42- Bulleys, what would you get Mark to do?- Walk the dog,

0:45:42 > 0:45:45- take the rubbish out, hoovering round the house.- Definitely.

0:45:45 > 0:45:48Well, it is the best of three rounds.

0:45:48 > 0:45:49Mark, you need to go and get ready,

0:45:49 > 0:45:53because it's time to play Presenter Under Pressure.

0:45:53 > 0:45:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:45:56 > 0:45:59I imagine you're sat at home thinking,

0:45:59 > 0:46:01"There's something different about Mark

0:46:01 > 0:46:04"and I can't quite put my finger on what it is."

0:46:04 > 0:46:05Well, I'll tell you what it is.

0:46:05 > 0:46:08Mark is now wearing one extra item of clothing -

0:46:08 > 0:46:09a pair of pants.

0:46:09 > 0:46:13Now, unfortunately for Mark, these are no ordinary pants. Oh, no.

0:46:13 > 0:46:16They are...the underpants of chaos!

0:46:21 > 0:46:25Scary! Very shortly, I will be asking Mark a number of questions

0:46:25 > 0:46:29on one of his favourite subjects - television shows he has starred in.

0:46:29 > 0:46:31However, every time

0:46:31 > 0:46:33he answers a question incorrectly or takes too long,

0:46:33 > 0:46:36we will be sending a shock right through those pants.

0:46:36 > 0:46:38Let's just see if they're working.

0:46:38 > 0:46:41Argh, they're working! SAM LAUGHS

0:46:41 > 0:46:44- Sorry, let's just check that once again.- No!

0:46:44 > 0:46:47- Aaargh!- Yeah, they're working.

0:46:47 > 0:46:51OK, families, all you have to do is guess how many questions

0:46:51 > 0:46:55out of ten you think Mark will correctly be able to answer.

0:46:55 > 0:46:58You now have ten seconds to write down your answers.

0:46:58 > 0:47:01Mark, we've done quite a few shows,

0:47:01 > 0:47:03but I know that your memory's not the best.

0:47:03 > 0:47:06How do you think you're going to do on this?

0:47:06 > 0:47:10Well...if I'm in it, then not great.

0:47:10 > 0:47:13- SAM LAUGHS - OK, time is up for the families.

0:47:13 > 0:47:16- You both written down your answers? - Yeah.- Excellent, OK.

0:47:16 > 0:47:18Let's put Mark even less at ease

0:47:18 > 0:47:21with some tension music and dramatic lighting.

0:47:21 > 0:47:23TENSE MUSIC PLAYS

0:47:26 > 0:47:28Oooh! Viewers of a nervous disposition

0:47:28 > 0:47:32may choose to look away because, Mark,

0:47:32 > 0:47:35here come your ten questions. What does TMi stand for?

0:47:35 > 0:47:37- Too Much Information.- Correct.

0:47:37 > 0:47:40We took part in Comic Relief Does Glee Club for Red Nose Day.

0:47:40 > 0:47:44How much money has Red Nose Day 2011 raised so far

0:47:44 > 0:47:46- to the nearest million?- What?!

0:47:46 > 0:47:49- 72 million?- Incorrect!

0:47:49 > 0:47:52- Aaargh!- It was 102 million.

0:47:52 > 0:47:54CBBC got kids to Do Something Different

0:47:54 > 0:47:56in the summer of which year?

0:47:56 > 0:47:572007?

0:47:57 > 0:47:59Correct! Top Of The Pops: Reloaded

0:47:59 > 0:48:01also starred which Radio 1 presenter?

0:48:01 > 0:48:02- Fearne Cotton.- Correct.

0:48:02 > 0:48:06Richard Hammond presents which show that we took part in?

0:48:07 > 0:48:08Time's up!

0:48:08 > 0:48:12- Aaargh! Total Wipeout! - It's Total Wipeout!

0:48:12 > 0:48:13How could you forget that?!

0:48:13 > 0:48:15OK, how long did it take you

0:48:15 > 0:48:18to complete the first round of Total Wipeout?

0:48:18 > 0:48:19Two minutes 37?

0:48:19 > 0:48:21Oh! Incorrect!

0:48:21 > 0:48:24- Aaargh!- You were very close, though.

0:48:24 > 0:48:26Two minutes 33, but we can't give you that.

0:48:26 > 0:48:28We can't give you that, sorry.

0:48:28 > 0:48:31Which Wham! song did you perform on Let's Dance for Sport Relief?

0:48:31 > 0:48:34- Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go?- Correct.

0:48:34 > 0:48:37Which team won CBBC's Jump Nation in 2009?

0:48:37 > 0:48:40- What? Taurus!- Oh! Correct!

0:48:40 > 0:48:43Well done! What month did Copycats first air on UK TV?

0:48:43 > 0:48:47- November?- Yeah, well done! - Yes!- Congratulations!

0:48:47 > 0:48:50It was November 2009. Final question -

0:48:50 > 0:48:53who were the guests on TMi Friday Halloween Special?

0:48:53 > 0:48:55Frankenstein?

0:48:55 > 0:48:57SAM LAUGHS

0:48:57 > 0:48:59- Aaargh!- Incorrect.

0:48:59 > 0:49:00It was actually The Wanted.

0:49:00 > 0:49:03OK, Mark, that is your ten questions, and I can tell you

0:49:03 > 0:49:05that you got six right,

0:49:05 > 0:49:09but the one remaining question is, how did our families do?

0:49:09 > 0:49:13- Tilleys, how many did you think Mark would get right?- Seven.

0:49:13 > 0:49:15Seven, pretty close! The Bulleys?

0:49:15 > 0:49:16Seven!

0:49:16 > 0:49:18Even Stevens, so you both

0:49:18 > 0:49:21get the point cos you're both one off. One each.

0:49:21 > 0:49:22Congratulations!

0:49:22 > 0:49:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:49:26 > 0:49:28Well done, Mark. OK, now,

0:49:28 > 0:49:32back in 1959, the Americans put a chimp into space.

0:49:32 > 0:49:36In 2011, we're putting one in a high-speed revolving chair.

0:49:36 > 0:49:38Yep, it's time for Chimp In A Chair.

0:49:45 > 0:49:47As you can see, on our wind-up chair,

0:49:47 > 0:49:49there is a chimp going ten to the dozen,

0:49:49 > 0:49:51but this is no ordinary chimp.

0:49:51 > 0:49:53It's Mark's pet chimp and due to a mix-up,

0:49:53 > 0:49:55Mark hasn't fed him all day.

0:49:55 > 0:49:57Mark, you silly sausage!

0:49:57 > 0:50:00- Sorry, mate. - Now, once the chair stops spinning,

0:50:00 > 0:50:04our dizzy chimp will have 20 seconds to grab as many of these cucumbers

0:50:04 > 0:50:09as possible, but the question is, how many will he be able to grab?

0:50:09 > 0:50:12Families, you now have five seconds to write down your answers.

0:50:12 > 0:50:16Don't forget, guys, once he comes off this chair he'll be very dizzy,

0:50:16 > 0:50:18so he'll be all over the shop, it'll be very hard.

0:50:18 > 0:50:22OK, three, two, one, let's stop the chimp!

0:50:22 > 0:50:24Here we go! OK.

0:50:24 > 0:50:27Let's spin you round, let's release you. Go, chimp, go!

0:50:27 > 0:50:29Not that way, not that way.

0:50:29 > 0:50:31This way! Go, go, go, go!

0:50:31 > 0:50:34There, there! Get the cucumbers there!

0:50:38 > 0:50:42You can hand me the cucumbers if you want. Don't throw them at me!

0:50:42 > 0:50:44That's one, we'll take that one.

0:50:44 > 0:50:47There we go, that's two, that's two. That's two.

0:50:47 > 0:50:49Come on, Chimp!

0:50:49 > 0:50:52Come on, chimp! Come on, chimp!

0:50:52 > 0:50:56- HOOTER BLARES - Time's up! Come over here, chimp.

0:50:56 > 0:50:59- Mark, do you want to help your chimp?- OK, come on. Ohh...

0:50:59 > 0:51:01- He's always like this!- This way, OK.

0:51:01 > 0:51:04Right, let's see how many you did get.

0:51:04 > 0:51:09We got one, we got two, we got three, we got four, we got five.

0:51:09 > 0:51:10OK, five cucumbers.

0:51:10 > 0:51:12- AUDIENCE:- Oooh!

0:51:12 > 0:51:16"Oooh," from the audience. Impressed? Impressed?

0:51:16 > 0:51:18OK, so the Tilleys, what was your guess?

0:51:18 > 0:51:20- 11.- 11?

0:51:20 > 0:51:22Interesting. OK, over to the Bulleys.

0:51:22 > 0:51:24Bulleys?

0:51:24 > 0:51:25MARK LAUGHS

0:51:25 > 0:51:28This is crazy! Are you guys reading each other's minds?!

0:51:29 > 0:51:34Well, I've got to say, once again, you are both equally bad,

0:51:34 > 0:51:36which means you both get the point. It's 2-2!

0:51:36 > 0:51:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:51:40 > 0:51:44OK! So, that means it's now time to ask the Big Question.

0:51:53 > 0:51:57It's very tense here in the studio, cos the scores are 2-2,

0:51:57 > 0:52:00which means whoever wins this round will win the presenter.

0:52:00 > 0:52:03It's time for the Big Question.

0:52:03 > 0:52:05Now, as you may or may not know,

0:52:05 > 0:52:08Mark was once a contestant on Pop Idol.

0:52:08 > 0:52:11For those of you too young to remember it,

0:52:11 > 0:52:14it's what X Factor was called before it was X Factor.

0:52:14 > 0:52:17Anyway, whilst on the show, Simon Cowell said to Mark,

0:52:17 > 0:52:21"You have a great voice, but lack any charisma."

0:52:23 > 0:52:25The Big Question is,

0:52:25 > 0:52:29what percentage of this studio audience agree with Simon?

0:52:29 > 0:52:33You now have ten seconds to write down your answer.

0:52:35 > 0:52:38Don't forget, this is Simon Cowell, he knows his stuff!

0:52:41 > 0:52:45So, what percentage of this audience think Mark has no charisma?

0:52:45 > 0:52:49OK, time's up, guys, I need you to write down your answer.

0:52:50 > 0:52:53Tilleys, we'll start with you. Please reveal your answer.

0:52:54 > 0:52:5817%. Interesting. OK, the Bulleys?

0:52:59 > 0:53:02- 20%.- 20%.

0:53:03 > 0:53:06OK. Let's see who is the nearest.

0:53:08 > 0:53:10This is to win Mark, don't forget.

0:53:10 > 0:53:13The actual percentage of the studio audience

0:53:13 > 0:53:16who agree with Simon Cowell is...

0:53:17 > 0:53:22..21%, which means, the Bulleys, you are today's winners!

0:53:22 > 0:53:24Congratulations!

0:53:24 > 0:53:27Congratulations! Come on over.

0:53:28 > 0:53:31So, unfortunately, that means, the Tilleys,

0:53:31 > 0:53:33we have to say goodbye to you.

0:53:33 > 0:53:36- Have you had a good day?- Had a great day, thank you very much.

0:53:36 > 0:53:38You've been cracking sports. Give it up for the Tilleys!

0:53:38 > 0:53:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:53:43 > 0:53:45Bulleys, well done.

0:53:45 > 0:53:47You got loads of prizes today, earlier on in the show,

0:53:47 > 0:53:54and, Bulleys, you have won today's special prize, Mark Thomas Rhodes!

0:53:54 > 0:53:58Guys, take your positions with Mark over there. Excellent. Give it up!

0:53:58 > 0:54:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:54:01 > 0:54:04OK, so a big thank you to all the stars on today's show.

0:54:04 > 0:54:06A big thank you to Joe McElderry!

0:54:08 > 0:54:11Emily and Fiona!

0:54:13 > 0:54:17All that's left for me to say is, Bulleys, do with Mark what you wish,

0:54:17 > 0:54:20just make sure he's back in one piece for the next show.

0:54:20 > 0:54:22See you later, guys! Bye!

0:54:25 > 0:54:27See you later!

0:54:27 > 0:54:31OK, right now, ladies and gentlemen, let's end this show with a bang.

0:54:31 > 0:54:33Please give it up for Six D!

0:54:38 > 0:54:41# I, I, I'm having the best damn

0:54:41 > 0:54:44# Night, night, night of my life, life, life

0:54:44 > 0:54:49# I, I, I, I'm having the best damn night of my life

0:54:49 > 0:54:51# Woke up with glitter in both my eyes

0:54:51 > 0:54:53# I lost one shoe, where's my hat?

0:54:53 > 0:54:55# Not my phone, got to get that back

0:54:55 > 0:54:56# I've been thinking about the night I had

0:54:56 > 0:54:58# Boss man won't cut me no slack

0:54:58 > 0:55:01# Sent me home without my cheque

0:55:01 > 0:55:02# Tell me where they do that at

0:55:02 > 0:55:04# Oh, whenever, wherever, whatever I do

0:55:04 > 0:55:06# The party will come, the party will go

0:55:06 > 0:55:08# Whatever, whatever, whatever you like

0:55:08 > 0:55:10# Whatever you need, you got it tonight

0:55:10 > 0:55:13# Oh, you got it tonight, you got it tonight

0:55:13 > 0:55:15# Whatever, whatever, whatever you like

0:55:15 > 0:55:16# Whatever you need, you got it tonight

0:55:16 > 0:55:20# In one way high, a bad goodbye

0:55:20 > 0:55:24# Hard to be so sad when I'm having the best damn night

0:55:24 > 0:55:26# Lost my keys and I'm locked outside

0:55:26 > 0:55:31# Got nowhere to crash, but I'm having the best damn

0:55:31 > 0:55:34# Night, night, night of my life, life, life

0:55:34 > 0:55:38# I, I, I, I'm having the best damn

0:55:38 > 0:55:42# Night, night, night of my life, life, life

0:55:42 > 0:55:44# I, I, I, I'm having the best damn night

0:55:44 > 0:55:45# Almost daylight, should be snoring

0:55:45 > 0:55:48# Dance floor packed and the speakers roaring

0:55:48 > 0:55:50# Cup that empty, not done pouring

0:55:50 > 0:55:52# Dance floor packed and the speakers

0:55:52 > 0:55:54# We're going to dance till we can't no more

0:55:54 > 0:55:56# Hands in the air till our arms get sore

0:55:56 > 0:55:57# Sweat till about three in the morning

0:55:57 > 0:56:00# Lights on and everybody yawning

0:56:00 > 0:56:02# You got it tonight, you got it tonight

0:56:02 > 0:56:03# Whatever, whatever, whatever you like

0:56:03 > 0:56:06# Whatever you need, you got it tonight

0:56:06 > 0:56:09# In one way high, a bad goodbye

0:56:09 > 0:56:14# Hard to be sad when I'm having the best damn night

0:56:14 > 0:56:17# Lost my keys and I'm locked outside

0:56:17 > 0:56:20# Got nowhere to crash, but I'm having the best damn

0:56:20 > 0:56:23# Night, night, night of my life, life, life

0:56:23 > 0:56:28# I, I, I, I'm having the best damn

0:56:28 > 0:56:31# Night, night, night of my life, life, life

0:56:31 > 0:56:35# I, I, I, I'm having the best damn night

0:56:35 > 0:56:37# Dance till we can't no more

0:56:37 > 0:56:38# Hands in the air till our arms get sore

0:56:38 > 0:56:40# Sweat till about three in the morning

0:56:40 > 0:56:42# Lights on and everybody yawning

0:56:42 > 0:56:44# Dance till we can't no more

0:56:44 > 0:56:45# Hands in the air till our arms get sore

0:56:45 > 0:56:48# Sweat till about three in the morning

0:56:48 > 0:56:49# Lights on and on and on and

0:56:51 > 0:56:53# Night of my life

0:56:59 > 0:57:01# Night of my life

0:57:03 > 0:57:06# One way high and a bad goodbye

0:57:06 > 0:57:11# Hard to be so sad when I'm having the best damn night

0:57:11 > 0:57:13# Lost my keys and I'm locked outside

0:57:13 > 0:57:17# Got nowhere to crash, but I'm having the best damn

0:57:17 > 0:57:21# Night, night, night of my life, life, life

0:57:21 > 0:57:25# I, I, I, I'm having the best damn

0:57:25 > 0:57:28# Night, night, night of my life, life, life

0:57:28 > 0:57:32# I, I, I, I'm having the best damn night

0:57:38 > 0:57:40# The best, best night

0:57:42 > 0:57:45# Oh! #

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