Episode 4

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06'Say hello to the Wind-Up audience. Boy, do they love to rock!

0:00:06 > 0:00:10'Hey! Why don't YOU join the party?

0:00:10 > 0:00:16'Today's show is full of mayhem, magic and monkey business.

0:00:16 > 0:00:19'Sound good? Then keep watching.

0:00:19 > 0:00:22'Now, run those titles!'

0:00:26 > 0:00:31# Wind me up, put me down Start me up and watch me go

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Cos it's easy once you know how it's done

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# You can't stop now It's already begun. #

0:00:43 > 0:00:45CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:00:45 > 0:00:48'Ladies and gentlemen,

0:00:48 > 0:00:51'Don't be shy, it's Friday night!

0:00:51 > 0:00:56'Here are your hosts - Sam and Mark!'

0:00:56 > 0:01:00CHEERS AND WHISTLES

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Hey!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Come with me!

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Oh, yes!

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Aah!

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Hey! Yeah!

0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Welcome to the weekend! - CHEERING

0:01:25 > 0:01:27And welcome to Wind-Up.

0:01:27 > 0:01:32It's going to be a belter of a show because this audience is on fire!

0:01:32 > 0:01:35- CHEERING - You know it.

0:01:35 > 0:01:40It's not just the audience. We'll be turning up the heat for you at home.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Get this, on today's mighty Wind-Up

0:01:43 > 0:01:47Loick Essien will be performing live here in this very studio.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Exciting.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Somebody will be winning me or Sam

0:01:53 > 0:01:58in a game that involves a pair of shocking Y-fronts and this chimp.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02ELECTRICITY BUZZES Ooo-aaa-ooo-aaa!

0:02:02 > 0:02:04- Weird.- Wow.

0:02:04 > 0:02:08And we'll be clambering head-first into this crazy world.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11You're playing a dangerous game, Merlin.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Those goose bumps, eh? - CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:02:25 > 0:02:30- Wow!- Could there be a better way to start your weekend? Don't think so.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34First, it's time we met the Wind-Up audience.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36They need to keep on their toes

0:02:36 > 0:02:39because we've been doing our homework.

0:02:42 > 0:02:43Oh, yeah.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Yes, we have, haven't we...

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Kay?

0:02:52 > 0:02:55- All right, lovely Kay? How you doing?- Fine, thank you.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58You look petrified.

0:02:58 > 0:03:03Isn't it true that you lose your keys in some strange places?

0:03:03 > 0:03:08- I do. I leave them all over the place.- What's the strangest place?

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- The fridge.- What? Sorry? - LAUGHTER

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- The fridge?- The fridge.- Cool.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Sam, we've got a good'un over here. What about yourself?

0:03:19 > 0:03:21OK. What have we got?

0:03:21 > 0:03:25You all look terrified. "Don't pick me!"

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Actually, I want to speak to you, Daniel.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30- All right, mate?- Yeah.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33A little birdie tells me it's your birthday.

0:03:33 > 0:03:38- Yeah.- Happy birthday to Daniel. - CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:03:38 > 0:03:42And is it true that you're a big fan of

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- # Jason Derulo? # - Yeah.

0:03:45 > 0:03:50My favourite thing about a birthday is that it's full of surprises.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Check this out.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Wassup, Daniel? It's me, Jason Derulo.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59I hear that you're a massive fan and I'm very honoured.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01I'm a massive of you, as well.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04I send you the biggest happy birthday and many more.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- CHEERING - Look at that! Wasn't it cool?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09And, and...!

0:04:09 > 0:04:15As if that wasn't enough, Derulo has signed for you a CD and a photo.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Happy birthday, buddy.- Thank you.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Pretty good. Pretty good.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Mark, beat that.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26All right. I will.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28You know how I'm going to do that?

0:04:28 > 0:04:31- Georgia, you all right?- Yeah.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33LAUGHTER

0:04:33 > 0:04:38You've got an embarrassing mum who likes a sing-song. Is that true?

0:04:38 > 0:04:43- Yeah.- What's this about your mum singing in a school video?

0:04:43 > 0:04:48She sang to Amarillo. She was at the front and got the words wrong.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52You are joking? That is so embarrassing. Where is your mum?

0:04:52 > 0:04:55- She's at work. - It's a shame she couldn't be here.

0:04:55 > 0:05:00- It's a shame she couldn't be here? - AUDIENCE: Yeah.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04The thing is, your mum was so sad she couldn't be here

0:05:04 > 0:05:07that she sent you a message to say sorry.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Hi, Georgia. It's your mum here. I wanted to say sorry...

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- for what's about to happen! - LAUGHTER

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Cue the music.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20MUSIC: Intro to "Is This The Way To Amarillo?"

0:05:24 > 0:05:28- OUT OF TUNE - # Is this the way to Amarillo?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30# Every night I've been hugging my pillow

0:05:30 > 0:05:35# Dreaming dreams of Amarillo

0:05:35 > 0:05:38# And sweet Marie who waits for me

0:05:38 > 0:05:40# Sha-la-la la-la la-la-la

0:05:42 > 0:05:45# Sha-la-la la-la la-la-la

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Oh! Oh!

0:05:45 > 0:05:48# Sha-la-la la-la la-la-la

0:05:48 > 0:05:51# And sweet Marie who waits for me. #

0:05:51 > 0:05:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:06:00 > 0:06:03- Wow! Nice work! - Maria, great moves.

0:06:03 > 0:06:08Georgia, how do you feel? Proud or horribly embarrassed?

0:06:08 > 0:06:10I don't know!

0:06:10 > 0:06:15- Wow, Maria. That was horrible. - LAUGHTER

0:06:15 > 0:06:19We haven't finished with you because we are going to give your mum

0:06:19 > 0:06:22the chance to redeem herself.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Go and get yourself ready.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28Georgia, you need to come with me. Time to play Mum On A Wheel!

0:06:37 > 0:06:41Georgia, are you ready to see your mum as you've never seen her before?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Yeah.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45- LAUGHING:- You look terrified.

0:06:45 > 0:06:50Everybody in the Wind-Up audience, give it up for Mum On A Wheel!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Wow!

0:06:59 > 0:07:04- Mum, you are looking good. How are you feeling?- I'm feeling good!

0:07:06 > 0:07:11Looks amazing! OK, let me explain what on Earth is going on here.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15We have a mum, safely - we hope - strapped to a wheel

0:07:15 > 0:07:17with three gold sections. Sam.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21If Mum lands on "Mum" she will win herself a prize. Nice!

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Yeah!

0:07:23 > 0:07:26If Mum lands on "Audience" she wins a prize

0:07:26 > 0:07:28for our entire studio audience!

0:07:28 > 0:07:31AUDIENCE: Woooo!

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Thought you'd like that.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39- If Mum lands on "Star", Georgia wins a prize.- That's good.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42- AUDIENCE: Wooo! - Pipe down.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Only if she can answer a question correctly.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Basically, gold is good, yeah?

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Red, however, is bad!

0:07:53 > 0:07:55If Mum lands on red,

0:07:55 > 0:07:58she will come face-to-face with a terrifying creature.

0:07:58 > 0:08:03The Foaminator!

0:08:07 > 0:08:12That's right! This week's Foaminator is Loick Essien!

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Nice!

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Come on over, Loick.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Loick, you are looking mean!

0:08:19 > 0:08:22I like it. Stand right beside me.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26If Mum lands on red, you need to release a furious amount of foam

0:08:26 > 0:08:28right in Mum's mush, understood?

0:08:28 > 0:08:31- OK. I promise.- Awesome.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Georgia, we need to get out of here.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38- We're out the line of fire. Are you ready, Georgia?- Yeah.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Loads of prizes. No big deal.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44- Come on, Sam! - EVERYONE: Wind up that wheel!

0:08:44 > 0:08:46MUM SCREAMS

0:08:55 > 0:09:00- APPLAUSE - It's landed on "Mum"!

0:09:00 > 0:09:03You get a prize. Let's see what it is.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07It's a proper Mum prize, a foot spa.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11- Oooh! - I like that.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15- How you feeling, Mum?- Good. - Here comes the next spin.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Oh, dear! You've landed on red.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33You're about to get foamed by the Foaminator.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37Standing position. After three. I'll stand behind here.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39One, two, three!

0:09:42 > 0:09:45CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:09:45 > 0:09:49- Stop the foaming! - LAUGHTER

0:09:51 > 0:09:56CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Mum, you still look beautiful.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06# Is this the way to Amarillo? #

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- LAUGHS - One final spin. Here we go!

0:10:23 > 0:10:26LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Ah, no. You landed on "foam" again.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Would you believe it?

0:10:31 > 0:10:36That means that the Foaminator is going to spray you in your mush.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Right in the face. Off you go!

0:10:41 > 0:10:45CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:10:52 > 0:10:54OK, Mum, are you all right?

0:10:54 > 0:10:57- I'm a bit wet. - LAUGHTER

0:10:57 > 0:11:01- You won yourself a foot spa.- Woo! - But you did get foamed twice.

0:11:01 > 0:11:07You've been a cracking sport. Give it up for Maria and our Foaminator!

0:11:07 > 0:11:10That was amazing.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13OK, we'll be seeing you and your family later,

0:11:13 > 0:11:18because you'll be coming back to play Win The Presenter! Yeah!

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Who will they be playing against?

0:11:21 > 0:11:25It could be anyone in this audience tonight.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27AUDIENCE: Wooo!

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Take a look at what else is coming up.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33You need to change your shirt, mate.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38'We'll be dishing the dirt on pop sensation Loick Essien.

0:11:38 > 0:11:43'But will it be the truth or a wind-up? Stay tuned to find out.

0:11:43 > 0:11:49'The finger of fun is going to be conjuring up a magical surprise

0:11:49 > 0:11:53'for a Merlin super-fan in today's Wind-Up audience.

0:11:53 > 0:11:58'And there'll be mayhem and monkey business in Win The Presenter!

0:11:58 > 0:12:02'But now, it's back to the boys in the studio!'

0:12:02 > 0:12:04CHEERS AND WHISTLES

0:12:04 > 0:12:08All that's still to come here on Wind-up.

0:12:08 > 0:12:13Right now, give it up for Rupert, Angel and Eoin, the stars of Merlin!

0:12:13 > 0:12:15CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:12:15 > 0:12:18- How you doing, guys? - Nice to see you.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22Guys, welcome to the show. Thank you very much for being here.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26We should take a look at a teaser of the new series, what you reckon?

0:12:26 > 0:12:28- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Don't leave me. - I have to, Father.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41You're playing a dangerous game, Merlin.

0:12:49 > 0:12:50Argh!

0:12:58 > 0:13:02CHEERING

0:13:02 > 0:13:07- Hello, intensity! Love that! - LAUGHTER

0:13:07 > 0:13:10Tell us. Is it going to kick off this series?

0:13:10 > 0:13:13What lies beneath the skin of Merlin?

0:13:13 > 0:13:18- It's going to be quite scary. - It's terrifying.- It looks scary.

0:13:18 > 0:13:22- What's going to happen? - Lots of evil things.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26- Evil people.- It's got much darker this year, hasn't it?

0:13:26 > 0:13:32I was scared doing it. It's scary acting with Rupert, generally!

0:13:32 > 0:13:35RUPERT: I find it hard as well.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Angel, what everyone wants to know is...

0:13:38 > 0:13:42what's happening with Gwen and Prince Arthur? Kissy, kissy.

0:13:42 > 0:13:46- At the end of the series. What's the dealio?- There's been a few snogs.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49Well, they do... They're in love.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51They like each other a lot.

0:13:51 > 0:13:55It's difficult because she's a servant, he's a prince.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58The laws of Camelot don't allow them to be together.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02So somehow, they'll have to find a way.

0:14:02 > 0:14:07What about Lancelot? I sensed a bit of chemistry between you, too.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Him as well.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13- Lancelot comes back and throws a spanner in the works.- Really?

0:14:13 > 0:14:18Interesting. What about you two lads? Surely some ladies for you?

0:14:18 > 0:14:22Good looking lads! Let's face it, you ARE dream-boats!

0:14:22 > 0:14:26We've got too much to do saving Camelot. We haven't got time.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29- It's all about the work. - Always.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32There aren't many discos in Camelot.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Hopefully, one day.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38I'd LOVE that. That'd be great.

0:14:38 > 0:14:43It'd be cool, a night club. You guys would go.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45We'd be there with bells on.

0:14:45 > 0:14:49Angel, it's an amazing cast. There are a couple of legends.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53Richard Wilson, Anthony Head. Is it quite nerve-racking?

0:14:53 > 0:14:56It isn't, no, because they're lovely.

0:14:56 > 0:15:01They never presume to tell you what to do or how you should be doing it.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05They're there if you want advice. They're both really funny as well!

0:15:05 > 0:15:09- Have you ever said, "I don't believe it"?- No.- To Richard Wilson.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13You kind of don't really do that. No-one's ever done it.

0:15:13 > 0:15:18We don't know what would happen. He's trying to let go of that role.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- Move on. - Rupert does a good impression.

0:15:21 > 0:15:25- That's an appalling lie! - Everyone does but never to his face.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29- After you. Yours was masterful. - Cheers, mate.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Do it again. - I don't believe it!

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Ask your dads, by the way.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Ask your dads. Now, this show is called Wind-Up.

0:15:38 > 0:15:44- Who's the biggest prankster on the Merlin set?- Everyone asks us that.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Colin did once play a prank on me.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50Anyone who's seen Merlin now knows we have old Merlin.

0:15:50 > 0:15:55Colin has to go through five hours' prosthetic make-up.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58I had never seen him in this make-up before.

0:15:58 > 0:16:03He had his make-up done, no wig and his normal clothes.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07He slowly pushed the door of my dressing room open and went, "Boo!"

0:16:07 > 0:16:11And I jumped out of my skin.

0:16:11 > 0:16:15He said he felt really bad because I was genuinely terrified.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17I didn't know who this thing was.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20We need him on this! Good stuff.

0:16:20 > 0:16:25- Sam before make-up, he says boo to me and I'm, "Get away!"- True.

0:16:25 > 0:16:29Well, guys, good luck with the new series.

0:16:29 > 0:16:33- Give it up for the stars of Merlin. - CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:16:35 > 0:16:38KLAXON BLARES

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Sorry, guys. We are gonna have to leave you.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44That noise means one thing only.

0:16:44 > 0:16:48It's time for the popular item known as Who Is In The Cake?

0:16:48 > 0:16:52- Mark, please go and find somebody to play.- OK.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54We're on Cake Cam. Come with me.

0:16:56 > 0:17:01Who have we got here? Who's up for a bit of cake-based fun?

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Ooh, do-do-do-do.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Let's go for...YOU.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08- Hello.- Hello. - What's your name?- Bridget.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Are you enjoying the show? - It's fantastic.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14- Are you up for a bit of cake-based action?- Y-yeah. Why not?

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Awesome. We've got our punter.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21- Please bring on the Wind-Up cake! - CHEERING

0:17:26 > 0:17:31Yeah! Eh! Not just the Merlin guys that work out!

0:17:31 > 0:17:33I pushed that in all by myself.

0:17:33 > 0:17:37- Bridget, how you doing? - I'm fine, thank you.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41- Have you ever seen a cake like this? - No.- It's massive, isn't it?

0:17:41 > 0:17:45- It's beautiful. - Let me tell you how this works.

0:17:45 > 0:17:49You're not going to believe this, but there is a famous character

0:17:49 > 0:17:51hidden inside this very cake.

0:17:51 > 0:17:57- Bridget, you've got 60 seconds to guess who that character is.- Right.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Get it right, you win a prize. Simple.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03You can ask as many questions as you want,

0:18:03 > 0:18:06but we can only answer with yes or no.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09- Got it?- Right. OK.- Got it?- Yes.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11- Got it.- There you go.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15Cos we're nice, here on Wind-Up, I'm going to give you a clue.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18- That clue is, think movies.- Movies.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22I've already said too much. Can I have 60 seconds on the clock?

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Your time starts now.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27- Is it a male?- Yes.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30- Is it an action movie? - Yes.- Yes.

0:18:30 > 0:18:34Oh, um. Are they over 40?

0:18:34 > 0:18:36- Yes.- Yes.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Er...- Looks good for his age, though.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43- The bloke that was, um... Rocky, that bloke.- No.

0:18:43 > 0:18:48Seriously, Sylvester Stallone in the cake? No way!

0:18:48 > 0:18:51- It's a character. - It's a character!

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Likes water. Ooh.

0:18:53 > 0:18:57- Likes water? - Spends a LOT of time at sea.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01Lot of time at sea and it's a character and an action...?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Does a very good English accent.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05I can't think! Um...

0:19:05 > 0:19:09Ask us if the actor's first name is Johnny.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13- Is his first name Johnny? - Yes.- Johnny...

0:19:13 > 0:19:18- English.- Nice guessing, but it's not Johnny English!

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Cash. No. No.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24- Say Depp. - Sega. Johnny Sega?

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Who? Johnny Sega!

0:19:26 > 0:19:30- OK, time's up!- Time's up. - That went well(!)

0:19:30 > 0:19:35Let's recap. It's an actor who spends a lot of time at sea.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37First name, Johnny.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39- The actor's name is Johnny.- Right.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41- Arrr!- Johnny....?

0:19:41 > 0:19:44- Oh, Johnny Depp!- Oh! Johnny Depp!

0:19:44 > 0:19:48- So, you're saying Johnny Depp, yeah? - Johnny Depp's not in there.

0:19:48 > 0:19:52Hey, we're about to find out, aren't we?

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Let's see if you're right.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Cakey character, please reveal yourself!

0:19:59 > 0:20:02CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Yes, that's right. It's Jack Sparrow.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10- You're happy about it, aren't you? - I am.- You look ecstatic.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Johnny Cash!

0:20:13 > 0:20:19Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Bridget and Jack Sparrow!

0:20:19 > 0:20:22- CHEERS AND APPLAUSE - Oh, happy days!

0:20:22 > 0:20:26Dancing chimps, rotating mums and cake-covered characters.

0:20:26 > 0:20:30There's one place you get all that - our Big Friday Wind-Up.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33- All right, Johnny?- All good.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Run network.

0:20:35 > 0:20:40'Here's a taste of some of the hidden camera pranks coming soon.'

0:20:41 > 0:20:43All right! Woo!

0:20:47 > 0:20:49What can I get ya?

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Stop!

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Oh, my goodness!

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Ha-ha!

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Cue BBC.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04It's the telly for me!

0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Good one, yeah?- What a weirdo!

0:21:17 > 0:21:21Still to come, a magical surprise for a mega Merlin fan.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23We've got Win The Presenter.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27One of this lot will be leaving with one of us. That'll be nice.

0:21:27 > 0:21:31We've also got live music from Loick Essien.

0:21:31 > 0:21:36And speaking of Loick Essien, he's about to take part in this.

0:21:40 > 0:21:44It's the point where we put a celeb under the spotlight

0:21:44 > 0:21:46and get YOU some answers.

0:21:46 > 0:21:51- Give it up for Loick Essien. - CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:21:53 > 0:21:59As you can see, Loick is stood on the Truth Or Wind-Up podium.

0:21:59 > 0:22:04We are going to ask him to confirm or deny five stories we've obtained

0:22:04 > 0:22:08- by spending an hour trawling through the internet.- OK, Loick.

0:22:08 > 0:22:12It's time to sort out the fact from the fiction. Are you ready?

0:22:12 > 0:22:16- I'm ready, guys.- He is ready. Lights, are you ready?

0:22:20 > 0:22:23I'll take that as a yes. Cameras, are you ready?

0:22:23 > 0:22:27- They're ready. - Everyone's ready. Fact one.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Let's go.

0:22:29 > 0:22:34Loick Essien taught Janine from EastEnders her bad girl ways?

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Audience, truth or wind-up?

0:22:36 > 0:22:38ALL SHOUT AT ONCE

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Ooh, a lot of "wind-ups".

0:22:41 > 0:22:43A LOT of "wind-ups".

0:22:43 > 0:22:45A few people saying "truth".

0:22:45 > 0:22:48- All right, guys.- All right.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50- Thank you.- All right.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53I THINK they're going for "wind-up".

0:22:53 > 0:22:55OK.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58It's a wind-up, guys.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04Where do you reckon that came from?

0:23:04 > 0:23:06I think it came from growing up.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09I was very close friends with Janine.

0:23:09 > 0:23:14We used to be next-door neighbours and also went to stage school.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16You didn't teach her her bad girl ways!

0:23:16 > 0:23:20- Definitely didn't. I'm a good boy, a gentleman.- Get off!

0:23:20 > 0:23:25Hey, she's naughty on EastEnders. I've seen her. OK, FACT TWO!

0:23:25 > 0:23:31Loick Essien once appeared in CBBC hit sitcom Kerching!

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Audience, truth or wind-up?

0:23:34 > 0:23:38ALL SHOUT AT ONCE

0:23:38 > 0:23:41- That's sounding like a lot of "truths".- A lot of "truths".

0:23:41 > 0:23:44OK, audience. All right.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46All right, we've heard you.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49- We've heard you. - < Truth!- All right!- Hey!

0:23:49 > 0:23:53I think they're saying "truth". Loick, truth or wind-up?

0:23:53 > 0:23:57- I'm surprised. It was the truth. - Ooh! All right!

0:23:57 > 0:24:02You know something? We know it's the truth cos we got proof!

0:24:03 > 0:24:06So, where are your family, then?

0:24:06 > 0:24:09- At the neighbours'? - No, man. I told you.

0:24:09 > 0:24:14- They leave me on my own, like yours do.- Only while they're next door.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16So you mean...

0:24:16 > 0:24:19we're really home alone, then?

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Er, yeah.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Bye. Got to go.

0:24:24 > 0:24:29Nice. We saw you acting there. Have you done a lot of acting?

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Um, yeah. I've been in, like...

0:24:31 > 0:24:36I got the privilege to be in Holby City, Casualty, a few short movies.

0:24:36 > 0:24:41- Then music took over. - Do you think you'll do more acting?

0:24:41 > 0:24:44Yeah. I want to make my presence first in music,

0:24:44 > 0:24:47then go back to it, sooner or later.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49All right! FACT THREE!

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Getting a bit louder now.

0:24:52 > 0:24:56Loick Essien has auditioned to be in three boy bands -

0:24:56 > 0:24:58JLS, The Wanted and One Direction.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Truth or wind-up, audience?

0:25:01 > 0:25:04ALL SHOUT AT ONCE

0:25:09 > 0:25:11I think... All right! All right!

0:25:11 > 0:25:13It's not a zoo!

0:25:13 > 0:25:17I reckon it's probably 70-30 "wind-up".

0:25:17 > 0:25:19What you saying to me?

0:25:20 > 0:25:24Guys, it's actually a wind-up. CHEERING

0:25:26 > 0:25:31Well done. Where has this terrible information come from?

0:25:31 > 0:25:35- Well, I'm really good friends with JLS.- Nice.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38I'm close friends with Oritse.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42And I also know The Wanted. I see the boys from time to time.

0:25:42 > 0:25:47We're looked after by some of the same people behind the scenes.

0:25:47 > 0:25:52Um...One Direction, I've seen them in the label a few times, in Sony.

0:25:52 > 0:25:56- I've never actually spoken to them. - That's where the rumour came from!

0:25:56 > 0:26:00You know what I mean. That's a lovely story.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03OK, FACT FOUR!

0:26:03 > 0:26:07Loick Essien learnt all his moves in his mum's hairdresser's?

0:26:07 > 0:26:10Audience, truth or wind-up?

0:26:10 > 0:26:12ALL SHOUT AT ONCE

0:26:15 > 0:26:19- I don't know, Sam. I just don't know.- Mark.

0:26:19 > 0:26:23Mark, that sounds like... All right. All right!

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:26:25 > 0:26:31That sounds like a lot of "truths". Loick, truth or wind-up?

0:26:34 > 0:26:35Truth.

0:26:35 > 0:26:40- CHEERS AND APPLAUSE - Loick, tell us more. Tell us more.

0:26:40 > 0:26:46My mum had a hair salon that she used to own in Fulham Broadway.

0:26:46 > 0:26:51I always used to perform and I used to get on her clients' nerves.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54I used to sing a song. Then I'd say, "I've got another one."

0:26:54 > 0:26:58I could slowly see the smiles turn into frowns.

0:26:58 > 0:27:02- That's probably where it came from. - Right. Fact five.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05Beyonce owes all her success to Loick Essien?

0:27:05 > 0:27:08Hm, audience?

0:27:08 > 0:27:11- ALL SHOUT AT ONCE - Truth or wind-up?

0:27:11 > 0:27:15I find this difficult to believe.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20We're getting a lot of "wind-ups", Mark.

0:27:20 > 0:27:24- They don't believe this fact! - They don't believe it.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26All right, guys. Thank you...

0:27:26 > 0:27:29for your words.

0:27:30 > 0:27:34- And noise.- I think most of the audience are saying "wind-up".

0:27:34 > 0:27:37What's the answer?

0:27:37 > 0:27:42It's a wind-up, I'm sad to say. I would love to say it's the truth.

0:27:42 > 0:27:45So where did this crazy claim come from?

0:27:45 > 0:27:52Well, one of my managers is really close friends with her managers.

0:27:52 > 0:27:57I guess how it came about is the guy who directed her Crazy In Love video

0:27:57 > 0:28:01gave me my first shot to make my presence in music.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03That's probably where it came from.

0:28:03 > 0:28:07- You're saying that was a pretty tenuous link.- Pretty tenuous.

0:28:07 > 0:28:09LAUGHTER

0:28:09 > 0:28:13Loick, loving your Truth Or Wind-Up skills there.

0:28:13 > 0:28:17You rocked it. A big hand for Loick, everyone!

0:28:17 > 0:28:23And we've got more from Loick later in the show, along with all this.

0:28:23 > 0:28:27'Yep, Loick Essien is going to be performing live,

0:28:27 > 0:28:32'right here in the Wind-Up studio and that's how we roll, people.

0:28:32 > 0:28:36'Don't move a muscle because the Finger Of Fun is poised and ready

0:28:36 > 0:28:39'with a magical surprise.

0:28:39 > 0:28:44'And stay tuned to discover which presenter will be donning

0:28:44 > 0:28:47'the world famous Underpants Of Chaos!'

0:28:47 > 0:28:50- Sam, I love this show. - It's good, isn't it?

0:28:50 > 0:28:55- I've got one question.- Shoot. - Why is there a chimp limbering up?

0:28:55 > 0:28:59- He'll be getting ready for Chimp On A Chair.- Got you.

0:28:59 > 0:29:03If you have just tuned in to Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-up,

0:29:03 > 0:29:08you've only gone and missed Hollywood megastar Johnny Depp!

0:29:08 > 0:29:11Looking good. Jack Sparrow, no big deal.

0:29:11 > 0:29:16You missed that. And you missed this as well. Maria, Mum On A Wheel!

0:29:16 > 0:29:20She got foamed twice and, check this out, she won a foot spa.

0:29:20 > 0:29:25I'd love a foot spa. That foam, though, right in the face. Twice!

0:29:25 > 0:29:27Don't worry, there is loads to come.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30We are about to unleash a magical surprise

0:29:30 > 0:29:33on someone in tonight's audience.

0:29:33 > 0:29:37- To find that person, we need help. - Please give a warm welcome

0:29:37 > 0:29:40to the Finger Of Fun!

0:29:40 > 0:29:42CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:29:42 > 0:29:45FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS

0:29:45 > 0:29:50Woo! Ah, yeah! Finger Of Fun, it's nice to see you.

0:29:50 > 0:29:54Listen, we need you to find someone that loves having some fun.

0:29:54 > 0:29:57Finger Of Fun, find us someone!

0:30:01 > 0:30:04- Who could it be? Is it you? Is it me?- Probably not.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06Oh, it might be you.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09It might be you, young lady.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11Not you!

0:30:11 > 0:30:14They all want to be on, don't they?

0:30:16 > 0:30:18Ooh! Interesting!

0:30:18 > 0:30:20Who could it be?

0:30:26 > 0:30:29- All right! - APPLAUSE

0:30:29 > 0:30:33The finger has spoken. What is your name?

0:30:33 > 0:30:36- Niamh. - Well, Niamh, get yourself down here.

0:30:36 > 0:30:40It's time for The Prize Surprise. Come on down!

0:30:47 > 0:30:52- So, lovely Niamh, how are you getting on? Enjoying your day?- Yeah.

0:30:52 > 0:30:56- What's been your favourite part so far?- The Merlin cast.

0:30:56 > 0:30:58The Merlin cast!

0:30:58 > 0:31:02- We've heard that you're a massive fan of Merlin.- Yeah.

0:31:02 > 0:31:06- It's worked out all right for you! - That was handy!

0:31:06 > 0:31:11To be honest, we know quite a lot about your love for Merlin.

0:31:11 > 0:31:16You have written a Merlin-based story called Alice's Spell.

0:31:16 > 0:31:20And we know that you and your friend Emily have Merlin sleepovers.

0:31:20 > 0:31:22What happens there?

0:31:22 > 0:31:28I downloaded the Merlin theme tune and we just chat about Merlin

0:31:28 > 0:31:31and watch it over and over again.

0:31:31 > 0:31:34- A cracking night! - Can we come next time?- Yeah.

0:31:34 > 0:31:39We also know that you are an extra big fan of Merlin himself.

0:31:39 > 0:31:42We've got a photo to prove it. Look at this!

0:31:42 > 0:31:47There's you with a waxwork of Merlin. That's your sister?

0:31:47 > 0:31:51- Yeah.- And there's you kissing the waxwork. Kissy, kissy!

0:31:51 > 0:31:54A waxwork! He's got lovely skin.

0:31:54 > 0:31:59Niamh, let me ask you, seeing as you are such a massive fan,

0:31:59 > 0:32:04would you like to see a Merlin clip that has been recorded just for you?

0:32:04 > 0:32:05Yeah.

0:32:05 > 0:32:09- Thought you might say yes. - Watch this very carefully.

0:32:09 > 0:32:13The clip features some things you might recognise -

0:32:13 > 0:32:17- some of your favourite possessions. - OK, Niamh, eyes peeled.

0:32:17 > 0:32:20Check this out.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31Almayu.

0:32:39 > 0:32:43Well, Niamh, hope you won't be needing these for a while!

0:33:12 > 0:33:16What is all this stuff? "Niamh".

0:33:18 > 0:33:20Frio!

0:33:21 > 0:33:23That's better.

0:33:28 > 0:33:30CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:33:30 > 0:33:31Wow!

0:33:31 > 0:33:35Pretty incredible stuff there, Niamh.

0:33:35 > 0:33:38Now, I hope you were paying attention.

0:33:38 > 0:33:43You've now got 20 seconds to recall as many of your items

0:33:43 > 0:33:45from that clip as possible.

0:33:45 > 0:33:50- For every item that you remember, you will win a prize.- OK.

0:33:50 > 0:33:54- You've got 20 seconds. Your time starts now.- My Year Six yearbook.

0:33:54 > 0:33:58Paddles, my teddy bear.

0:33:58 > 0:34:01My, er, money box.

0:34:02 > 0:34:05My scarf. Um...

0:34:05 > 0:34:08My necklace. A picture of me.

0:34:08 > 0:34:13- You've got three left. - AUDIENCE SHOUTS OUT

0:34:13 > 0:34:15KLAXON

0:34:15 > 0:34:17Niamh, you did really well.

0:34:17 > 0:34:21I can confirm that you recalled six of your items.

0:34:21 > 0:34:25You win six prizes from the Wind-Up prize stash!

0:34:25 > 0:34:28You did really well. Nice one.

0:34:30 > 0:34:35- The items that you didn't get was the diary...- Oh, yeah.

0:34:35 > 0:34:39- Your orange hoodie.- Yeah. - Your snow dome. She gave it a shake.

0:34:39 > 0:34:43- Oh, yeah!- What do you think of that clip?- Awesome.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46Listen, Niamh, and listen real good.

0:34:46 > 0:34:50Now is your chance to get your hands on this!

0:34:50 > 0:34:54To get your hands on that HD TV,

0:34:54 > 0:34:57- with Freeview built in... - Built in?- Yeah!

0:34:57 > 0:35:02- ..just answer one Merlin question. Are you up for the challenge?- Yeah.

0:35:02 > 0:35:05Excellent. Cue the magical mystical tension music.

0:35:05 > 0:35:09- SPOOKY MUSIC - Here comes the question.

0:35:09 > 0:35:13The clip you just saw featured Morgana, but...

0:35:13 > 0:35:16what is the name of Morgana's evil sister?

0:35:16 > 0:35:19- Morgause.- Morgause.- Ah!

0:35:19 > 0:35:23You don't want to think? You went in straight there.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26- You've got to have a think about it. - Morgause?- Yes.

0:35:26 > 0:35:30- I hope it's right.- I can confirm that that is...- Oh, no.

0:35:32 > 0:35:35- Right! - CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:35:37 > 0:35:41Which means you have won today's star prize, a HD TV

0:35:41 > 0:35:45with Freeview - it's built into it!

0:35:45 > 0:35:47- Shut up, Sam.- It's amazing!

0:35:47 > 0:35:51On top of that, you know that picture of you and Merlin?

0:35:51 > 0:35:55We only went and got Merlin himself to sign it for you!

0:35:55 > 0:35:59That's great, isn't it?

0:35:59 > 0:36:02- Give her it. Let her have it! - APPLAUSE

0:36:02 > 0:36:04All right, Niamh?

0:36:04 > 0:36:10- When you woke up, did you think your day would end like this?- No.

0:36:10 > 0:36:14- Brilliant.- I'm sure you'll agree she's been an incredible sport.

0:36:14 > 0:36:18- Give it up for Niamh! - CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:36:19 > 0:36:24And Niamh, I don't want to excite you even more, but I will.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27You and your family are about to take part

0:36:27 > 0:36:30in another magical experience right now.

0:36:30 > 0:36:33It's time for Win The Presenter!

0:36:36 > 0:36:40Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Million Pound Drop, Deal Or No Deal.

0:36:40 > 0:36:45Let me ask you this, are they REALLY successful shows?

0:36:45 > 0:36:46Yeah.

0:36:49 > 0:36:54When you give away a presenter as a prize, it's gonna cause a stir.

0:36:54 > 0:36:59It's never been done before, has it? Winning the presenter! It's insane.

0:36:59 > 0:37:04When we thought about it, we realised that encouraging families

0:37:04 > 0:37:08to do whatever they wanted with us wasn't our best idea.

0:37:08 > 0:37:11So I told the BBC bosses, "No. I'm not doing it."

0:37:11 > 0:37:16- But it was too late. They'd already made the graphics.- It was too late.

0:37:19 > 0:37:21We're done, yeah?

0:37:21 > 0:37:24Well done(!) Worst idea you've ever had.

0:37:28 > 0:37:31'Welcome to Win The Presenter!

0:37:31 > 0:37:36'Let's find out which presenter they're playing for today.

0:37:36 > 0:37:39'He's mean. He's lean.

0:37:39 > 0:37:43'He's a presenting machine.

0:37:43 > 0:37:46'Mr Mark Thomas Rhodes.

0:37:46 > 0:37:49'It's time to meet your host.

0:37:49 > 0:37:51'It's Sam Nixon.'

0:37:51 > 0:37:54CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:37:59 > 0:38:02Thank you. Welcome to Win The Presenter,

0:38:02 > 0:38:06where two families go head-to-head to win Mr Mark Rhodes.

0:38:06 > 0:38:10If you're wondering why Mark's face looks like that it's because

0:38:10 > 0:38:14the winner can do anything they want with him.

0:38:14 > 0:38:17- How does that make you feel, Mark? - Not great.

0:38:17 > 0:38:21Let's meet the families who could be getting their hands

0:38:21 > 0:38:23on five foot eight of pure goon.

0:38:23 > 0:38:26Nine. Five foot nine.

0:38:26 > 0:38:30- LAUGHING:- I said in rehearsals he'd say five foot nine.

0:38:30 > 0:38:35Maria, we saw you earlier, embarrassing your daughter, Georgia.

0:38:35 > 0:38:39- Did you enjoy it? - It was brilliant, thanks.

0:38:39 > 0:38:41Georgia, introduce the team.

0:38:41 > 0:38:45This is my brother, Max, and my dad, Adam.

0:38:45 > 0:38:49- Give it up for the Bramhalls! - CHEERING

0:38:49 > 0:38:52The Bramhalls, to get your hands on Mark,

0:38:52 > 0:38:54you have to beat the Paynes.

0:38:54 > 0:38:59- Niamh, introduce the team for us. - This is my mum, Annie.

0:38:59 > 0:39:05This is my sister, Fionnula, and that's my dad, Mark.

0:39:05 > 0:39:08Nice shirt, Mark. Like a barbecue shirt!

0:39:08 > 0:39:10I'm having that after the show!

0:39:10 > 0:39:15- Give it up for the Paynes! - CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:39:15 > 0:39:19For inspiration about what to do with this very special prize,

0:39:19 > 0:39:24look at what our last family got up to when they won the presenter.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26Five foot nine!

0:39:30 > 0:39:32- Hi, Sam.- I am all yours.

0:39:32 > 0:39:36- What have you got for me? - We're having a girlie night in.

0:39:36 > 0:39:40- The girls want you to pamper them. - Pamper them. All right.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42KNUCKLES CRUNCH

0:39:43 > 0:39:45Tickles!

0:39:56 > 0:39:59- Looks nice on you. - Don't expect a tip.

0:40:00 > 0:40:03- Right.- Cup of tea now, Sam.

0:40:16 > 0:40:18- Bye, guys. - ALL: Bye!

0:40:18 > 0:40:23Hope that's given you inspiration of what you could do if you win Mark.

0:40:23 > 0:40:26Back to me in the studio. Can't believe I've got this on!

0:40:28 > 0:40:33The Bramhalls, any unpleasant jobs for Mark to do around the house?

0:40:33 > 0:40:37- Cleaning Max's football boots. - Ooh, nice.

0:40:37 > 0:40:41- Doing the gardening. Scrubbing the toilet.- Ooh, yeah.

0:40:41 > 0:40:44- He loves doing that, don't you? - No, I don't.

0:40:44 > 0:40:47The Paynes, what about you?

0:40:47 > 0:40:52Well, my mum thought that he could be the waiter.

0:40:52 > 0:40:56- Brilliant. Mark, you'd be up for that, wouldn't you?- Cosmic(!)

0:40:56 > 0:41:02It is the best of three rounds. Let's kick off with round one.

0:41:02 > 0:41:04Mark, go and get yourself ready.

0:41:04 > 0:41:07It's time for Presenter Under Pressure.

0:41:15 > 0:41:19Normally, Mark Rhodes in a pair of underpants

0:41:19 > 0:41:22wouldn't be suitable family viewing.

0:41:22 > 0:41:24Luckily, he's fully clothed

0:41:24 > 0:41:29and these aren't any old pants, they are the Underpants Of Chaos!

0:41:32 > 0:41:37I will be asking Mark questions about something

0:41:37 > 0:41:39he should know a lot about - me!

0:41:39 > 0:41:42Every time he answers a question incorrectly

0:41:42 > 0:41:46or takes too long, I will send a shot through those pants.

0:41:46 > 0:41:49- Let me see if they are working. - BEEP

0:41:49 > 0:41:52ELECTRICITY BUZZES

0:41:52 > 0:41:55They're working. Camera five,

0:41:55 > 0:41:58check to see if they're working. Press that red button.

0:41:58 > 0:42:02- ELECTRICITY BUZZES - Argh!- Ha ha!

0:42:02 > 0:42:04I think they're working.

0:42:04 > 0:42:09Families, all you have to do is guess how many questions out of ten

0:42:09 > 0:42:12Mark will correctly answer.

0:42:12 > 0:42:16Remember, he is under extreme pressure because those pants

0:42:16 > 0:42:18sure pack a punch.

0:42:18 > 0:42:22Families, you have ten seconds to write down your answer.

0:42:22 > 0:42:25Mark, we've known each other for eight years.

0:42:25 > 0:42:31- Who are you again?- Ten out of ten, mate, you should get for this.

0:42:31 > 0:42:36- Families, time is up. You've done that?- Yeah.- Beautiful.

0:42:36 > 0:42:41In that case, Mark, let's put you really on edge by throwing in

0:42:41 > 0:42:43scary music and dramatic lighting.

0:42:43 > 0:42:45SCARY MUSIC

0:42:45 > 0:42:48OK, underpants at the ready, Mark.

0:42:48 > 0:42:51Your ten questions start now.

0:42:51 > 0:42:54What star sign am I?

0:42:54 > 0:42:56- Leo.- Incorrect.

0:42:56 > 0:42:59ELECTRICITY BUZZES

0:42:59 > 0:43:02Aries, mate. Ram. Ram!

0:43:02 > 0:43:08Question two. I have a tattoo "B" on my forearm. What does it stand for?

0:43:08 > 0:43:13- Barnsley.- Correct. Can you name five other famous Sams?

0:43:13 > 0:43:15You're joking!

0:43:15 > 0:43:18Samantha Janus?

0:43:18 > 0:43:20Time's up.

0:43:20 > 0:43:23Sorry, mate. Question four.

0:43:23 > 0:43:26If I could present with anyone else, who would it be?

0:43:26 > 0:43:30- Jamie Oliver? - Incorrect.- Waaa!

0:43:30 > 0:43:33Granted, I do like Jamie Oliver.

0:43:33 > 0:43:36But it would be Nicole Scherzinger. She's lovely.

0:43:36 > 0:43:41Question five. I was a karate champion. Which category was I in?

0:43:41 > 0:43:44- Under four foot four, national. - Correct.

0:43:44 > 0:43:48Yeah, I was. I was a pint-sized assassin.

0:43:48 > 0:43:50Question six. How tall am I?

0:43:50 > 0:43:54- Five foot eight.- Correct.

0:43:54 > 0:43:57Question seven. On 7th August 2011,

0:43:57 > 0:44:01I was sat in a cafe and had a stretch and a yawn.

0:44:01 > 0:44:06- What happened next? - You fell off your chair.- Correct!

0:44:06 > 0:44:09Question eight. How old is my dog?

0:44:09 > 0:44:12Elliott, she's...five?

0:44:12 > 0:44:16- Incorrect.- Argh! - ELECTRICITY BUZZES

0:44:16 > 0:44:18She's four. Dog years, 28.

0:44:18 > 0:44:23- Oh, come on!- Question nine. Name another five famous Sams.

0:44:23 > 0:44:25Come on! Sam...

0:44:25 > 0:44:28- Time's up!- Argh!

0:44:28 > 0:44:30OK, your final question.

0:44:30 > 0:44:34Take my age, multiply it by two and take away my shoe size.

0:44:34 > 0:44:37What number do you get?

0:44:37 > 0:44:39Er... 48...

0:44:39 > 0:44:4038?

0:44:40 > 0:44:46- Time's up. Incorrect. - Aargh!- It was actually 42.

0:44:46 > 0:44:50That is your ten questions. Give him a round of applause.

0:44:50 > 0:44:55Mark, I can confirm that you got four right.

0:44:55 > 0:45:00The big question is, how did our families do? The Bramhalls.

0:45:00 > 0:45:02What did you say?

0:45:02 > 0:45:05- Five.- It's close! The Paynes, what about you?

0:45:05 > 0:45:07Seven.

0:45:07 > 0:45:12The Bramhalls are closest. You get the point. Congratulations.

0:45:12 > 0:45:17It's now time for round two. Bramhalls, do you like monkeys?

0:45:17 > 0:45:19Yeah.

0:45:19 > 0:45:22- Paynes, do you like furniture? - Yes.

0:45:22 > 0:45:26I've got some exciting news for you. It's time for Chimp In A Chair.

0:45:35 > 0:45:41Please welcome Mark's pet chimp who, you will have noticed,

0:45:41 > 0:45:43is spinning ten to t'dozen.

0:45:43 > 0:45:49Once it stops spinning, our dizzy chimp has 20 seconds to grab as many

0:45:49 > 0:45:51of these hats as possible.

0:45:51 > 0:45:54Don't know why there's hats. Let's roll with it.

0:45:54 > 0:45:58The big question is, how many will he be able to grab?

0:45:58 > 0:46:02Families, you have five seconds to write down your answers.

0:46:02 > 0:46:08It will be quite difficult because he's been spinning for a long time.

0:46:08 > 0:46:11- BELL RINGS - OK! Stop the chimp!

0:46:11 > 0:46:14Come on, chimpy. Get out. Find the hats!

0:46:14 > 0:46:18That way! That way! Get up, chimp!

0:46:18 > 0:46:21AUDIENCE CHANTS: Chimpy! Chimpy!

0:46:21 > 0:46:24Don't fall on the wizard hat! That'd hurt.

0:46:25 > 0:46:28Pass them to me, if it helps.

0:46:28 > 0:46:30Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

0:46:30 > 0:46:32Oh, wow.

0:46:32 > 0:46:35Wow! Come on, chimp!

0:46:35 > 0:46:39- KLAXON - Time's up. Mark, help your chimp.

0:46:39 > 0:46:41Round of applause for the chimp.

0:46:43 > 0:46:47Oh! This is classy television, right here!

0:46:47 > 0:46:49Let's count the hats.

0:46:49 > 0:46:52One, two, three,

0:46:52 > 0:46:54four, five, six,

0:46:54 > 0:46:56seven, eight.

0:46:56 > 0:46:59Eight hats!

0:47:00 > 0:47:05Let's go over to our families. The Bramhalls, what was your guess?

0:47:05 > 0:47:09- It was...six.- Ooh.

0:47:09 > 0:47:13Interesting. The Paynes, what about you?

0:47:13 > 0:47:16- Ten.- Ten! Interesting!

0:47:16 > 0:47:21You are both two off so we're going to give you both a point.

0:47:21 > 0:47:23CHEERING

0:47:23 > 0:47:28At the end of Chimp On A Chair, the scores are two to the Bramhalls,

0:47:28 > 0:47:30one to the Payne family.

0:47:30 > 0:47:34It's time for the third and final round - Celebrity Friends.

0:47:45 > 0:47:49OK, OK, it's getting pretty tense. It's getting pretty tense.

0:47:49 > 0:47:53The Payne family, you need to win this to stay in the game.

0:47:53 > 0:47:58Recently, we caught up with pop princesses the Sugababes.

0:47:58 > 0:48:02We asked the Sugababes to sum Mark up in three words.

0:48:02 > 0:48:04What three words did they use?

0:48:04 > 0:48:09Were they A - "chiselled, smooth, loving"?

0:48:09 > 0:48:13B - "hunky, funky but looks like a monkey"?

0:48:13 > 0:48:16Or C - "funny, boisterous and handsome"?

0:48:16 > 0:48:19Please write down your answers.

0:48:19 > 0:48:22Was that A - "chiselled, smooth, loving"?

0:48:22 > 0:48:25B - "hunky, funky but looks like a monkey"?

0:48:25 > 0:48:27Or C - "funny, boisterous, handsome"?

0:48:27 > 0:48:29The Bramhalls, what's your guess?

0:48:29 > 0:48:34- We done...C. - C - "funny, boisterous, handsome".

0:48:34 > 0:48:39- The Payne family?- We did C. - You've also gone C.

0:48:39 > 0:48:42"Funny, boisterous and handsome." Mark, what would you have gone?

0:48:42 > 0:48:45What was the first one? I liked that.

0:48:45 > 0:48:50- "Chiselled, smooth and loving." - Thank you. I'll go with that.

0:48:52 > 0:48:54- LAUGHTER - OK, well...

0:48:54 > 0:48:58Let's see what the Sugababes said.

0:48:58 > 0:49:01- If we described Mark in three words, it would be...- Funny.

0:49:01 > 0:49:05Boisterous. And handsome.

0:49:05 > 0:49:08- CHEERS AND APPLAUSE - Which is answer C.

0:49:08 > 0:49:11Which means you both get the point.

0:49:11 > 0:49:16That also means that the Bramhalls are today's winners.

0:49:16 > 0:49:20Congratulations, guys. Let's go over here.

0:49:20 > 0:49:25Commiserations to the Paynes. Have you enjoyed yourselves?

0:49:25 > 0:49:29- A lovely time, thank you. - Give it up for the Paynes!

0:49:29 > 0:49:32- CHEERING - The Bramhalls, congratulations.

0:49:32 > 0:49:38- Will you get him cleaning your football boots straight away?- Yeah!

0:49:38 > 0:49:42Awesome. Guys, take your positions. Give them a round of applause.

0:49:44 > 0:49:46That is the end of the show.

0:49:46 > 0:49:49A big thank you to all the stars.

0:49:49 > 0:49:53Angel, Rupert and Eoin from Merlin! Jack Sparrow!

0:49:53 > 0:49:56Guys, do with Mark what you wish.

0:49:56 > 0:50:01Just make sure he's back for the next show. Bye!

0:50:01 > 0:50:03APPLAUSE

0:50:05 > 0:50:08Now, let's end this show with a bang.

0:50:08 > 0:50:12This is Loick Essien with his brand new single Me Without You.

0:50:19 > 0:50:25# I put on my jeans and shirt and shoes the same

0:50:27 > 0:50:33# And I leave my house and show my face again

0:50:36 > 0:50:43# I thought that I could find a way to hide the truth

0:50:43 > 0:50:46# But everybody knows

0:50:46 > 0:50:50# Everybody knows

0:50:50 > 0:50:52# I'm tryin' to smile

0:50:53 > 0:50:55# I'm tryin' to laugh

0:50:55 > 0:51:00# I'm tryin' to live another life

0:51:02 > 0:51:05# Tryin' to be the me without you

0:51:05 > 0:51:09# It's like driving in a car with no wheels

0:51:09 > 0:51:14# Flying through the sky with no wings

0:51:14 > 0:51:18# A needle in the eye

0:51:15 > 0:51:18That don't sting

0:51:18 > 0:51:22# When you're under water

0:51:19 > 0:51:22You can't breathe

0:51:22 > 0:51:25# When I need to call you I can't reach

0:51:25 > 0:51:29# Tryin' to light a fire with no spark

0:51:30 > 0:51:31# No match

0:51:31 > 0:51:34# And no fuse

0:51:34 > 0:51:38# Tryin' to be the me without you

0:51:42 > 0:51:47# Oh, it's hard to find somebody new

0:51:50 > 0:51:56# The only one I'm looking for is you

0:51:59 > 0:52:03# I thought that I could find a way

0:52:03 > 0:52:05# To hide the truth

0:52:05 > 0:52:08# But everybody knows

0:52:10 > 0:52:13# Everybody knows

0:52:13 > 0:52:15# I'm tryin' to smile

0:52:16 > 0:52:17# I'm tryin' to laugh

0:52:17 > 0:52:20# I'm tryin' to live

0:52:20 > 0:52:23# Another life

0:52:25 > 0:52:28# Tryin' to be the me without you

0:52:28 > 0:52:32# It's like driving in a car with no wheels

0:52:33 > 0:52:36# Flying through the sky with no wings

0:52:36 > 0:52:41# A needle in the eye that don't sting, yeah

0:52:41 > 0:52:43# When you're under water you can't breathe

0:52:43 > 0:52:44# Baby, I'm tryin' to fly

0:52:44 > 0:52:48# When I need to call you I can't reach

0:52:48 > 0:52:51# Tryin' to light a fire with no spark

0:52:52 > 0:52:53# No match

0:52:54 > 0:52:56# No fuse

0:52:56 > 0:52:59# Tryin' to be the me without you

0:52:57 > 0:52:59I'm tryin' to win

0:52:59 > 0:53:01# I'm tryin' to fight

0:53:01 > 0:53:05# I'm tryin' to make it through the night

0:53:05 > 0:53:07# I'm tryin' to run

0:53:07 > 0:53:09# Tryin' to sleep

0:53:09 > 0:53:11# I'm tryin' to feel

0:53:11 > 0:53:15# I'm tryin' to keep on

0:53:16 > 0:53:19# Tryin' to be the me without you

0:53:19 > 0:53:23# It's like driving in a car with no wheels

0:53:24 > 0:53:27# Flying through the sky with no wings

0:53:27 > 0:53:31# A needle in the eye that don't sting

0:53:32 > 0:53:35# When you're under water you can't breathe

0:53:35 > 0:53:39# When I need to call you I can't reach

0:53:39 > 0:53:42# Tryin' to light a fire with no spark

0:53:43 > 0:53:45# No match

0:53:45 > 0:53:47# And no fuse

0:53:47 > 0:53:52# Tryin' to be the me without you

0:53:52 > 0:53:55# Yeah. #

0:53:55 > 0:53:58CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:54:00 > 0:54:03'Coming soon to Wind-Up.

0:54:03 > 0:54:07'We carry out the biggest CBBC prank ever.'

0:54:07 > 0:54:09RETCHES

0:54:09 > 0:54:11- Where is he?- Being sick.

0:54:11 > 0:54:13RETCHES

0:54:13 > 0:54:16There's no way Ian's going to make it back.

0:54:16 > 0:54:20- Are you all right to do this? - Is this genuine?

0:54:20 > 0:54:21# CBBC! #

0:54:21 > 0:54:24CBBC is the telly for me.

0:54:24 > 0:54:27It makes me want to go he-he.

0:54:29 > 0:54:33EXPLOSION Later on this afternoon...

0:54:33 > 0:54:37What has he done?

0:54:41 > 0:54:44It's wrecked the Blue Peter greenhouse.

0:54:44 > 0:54:49'Tune in next time for all that and so much more. Bye for now!'