Episode 6

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Say hello to the Big Wind-Up audience.

0:00:05 > 0:00:09Look at them, so excited, and who can blame them?

0:00:09 > 0:00:13They've got an hour of top quality entertainment ahead of them.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Yes, I'm talking hidden camera pranks,

0:00:15 > 0:00:18I'm talking mind-blowing surprises,

0:00:18 > 0:00:22and I'm talking big-time celebrities.

0:00:22 > 0:00:26That's what makes this show beautiful.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Wind me up, put me down

0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Start me up and watch me go

0:00:37 > 0:00:40# Cos it's easy once you know how it's done

0:00:40 > 0:00:44# You can't stop now, it's already begun. #

0:00:44 > 0:00:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:48 > 0:00:54Ladies and gentlemen, good times are just around the corner,

0:00:54 > 0:00:58and so are your hosts! It's Sam and Mark!

0:00:58 > 0:01:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:04 > 0:01:09- Hurrah!- Hurrah!- Yeah!- Yeah! - Come with me.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Look at all these people! Yes, yes, come on!

0:01:12 > 0:01:16All right, yes, all right, come on!

0:01:16 > 0:01:20All right! Yes! ALL RIGHT!

0:01:20 > 0:01:24Come here, you.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27People of Britain, welcome to our Big Friday Wind-Up!

0:01:29 > 0:01:32And that means one thing, folks, the weekend starts right here!

0:01:32 > 0:01:36Yes, and we ought to warn you at home this show is going to be an assault

0:01:36 > 0:01:41on all of your senses as we overload you with pranks, surprises and magic.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42Ooh! Magic!

0:01:42 > 0:01:46But don't worry, if it all gets too much we've got an ambulance

0:01:46 > 0:01:49on standby and there's a medic in the house...

0:01:49 > 0:01:51SHRIEKS

0:01:51 > 0:01:54LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Don't cheer him. Don't cheer him. - It's a bit weird, that.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00On today's show, we're going to be paying a visit to a member of this

0:02:00 > 0:02:03audience's house, the only thing is, they don't know anything about it,

0:02:03 > 0:02:06- and who knows what we might get up to?- Indeed, and we've got

0:02:06 > 0:02:10two guests on today's show who are guaranteed to make you go "wow."

0:02:10 > 0:02:12We've got some crazy magic from Dynamo

0:02:12 > 0:02:14and a live performance from Ronan Parke.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:18 > 0:02:21First, let's bust a move and meet the people who make Wind-Up

0:02:21 > 0:02:22the blast that it is.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26That's right, audience, we're heading your way. Mic me up!

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Cheers!- Thanks! Hoo-ah!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Nice audience, nice audience today.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Yeah, nice shirt, mate, like it, nice hair, good.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42Making an effort, I like it. Lovely, lovely people.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45All right, Sarah, how you doing?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47LAUGHTER

0:02:47 > 0:02:50- All right.- You look a bit scared?

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Ye-e-s.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Don't be. I have heard something today, though, which made me

0:02:56 > 0:03:00sit up and take notice, I'm not going to lie to you.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04Didn't you, when you were outside waiting to come into the studio,

0:03:04 > 0:03:08you went into the toilets, but there was a mistake, wasn't there?

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- Yes, there was.- What did you do? - Um, I went into the mens'.- No!

0:03:12 > 0:03:14LAUGHTER

0:03:14 > 0:03:18- Classic misunderstanding. Was there anybody in there?- Yes.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22Right, a bit awkward, that. What did you say to him?

0:03:22 > 0:03:26I thought he was in the wrong place so I just carried on coming in.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Did you, er, do what you needed to do?

0:03:29 > 0:03:33No, I realised when the lids were up that I was in the wrong place!

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Brilliant! That is pretty embarrassing, wouldn't you say?

0:03:36 > 0:03:39- Yeah!- Pretty embarrassing. Sam, have you got any more?

0:03:39 > 0:03:43I knew I was in the right toilet, it was 'er all along.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46OK, I would like to speak to you, Darren.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48- Hello, how you doing, you all right, mate?- I am.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52I've heard on the Wind-Up grapevine that you can eat a poppadum

0:03:52 > 0:03:53in under eight seconds.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- Can't be done! - Yeah.- Yeah?- Apparently, yeah.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Do you fancy showing us today? - Have I got any choice?

0:03:59 > 0:04:03Not really. We've actually got a poppadum, I don't know why,

0:04:03 > 0:04:06but a member of the audience brought it. Cheers for that.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10We'll give you eight seconds to eat this, are you up for the challenge?

0:04:10 > 0:04:14- Sure, why not?- OK, give him support, here we go. Right, there you go.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Your time starts now.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18KLAXON

0:04:18 > 0:04:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:04:26 > 0:04:30Wow! That was amazing and I can reveal that you did it

0:04:30 > 0:04:34in seven seconds, which is a new world record. Personal best.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Thank you very much, that was awesome.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Mark, we've got a world record holder over here, beat that.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44How can I beat that tremendous television? I don't know how I can.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47I may be able to do it, though,

0:04:47 > 0:04:51wi-i-i-th you, Tom. How you doing, mate, you all right?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Yeah. Ha-ha! Again, you look a bit scared.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Now, Tom, what's this I hear about your dad

0:04:57 > 0:05:02and the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? Explain.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06He dresses up all the time and he goes out singing

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Chitty Chitty Bang Bang songs, and it is really embarrassing.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13I'll bet. Does he sometimes dress up as the child catcher as well?

0:05:13 > 0:05:17- He always does.- Oh, what you doing? Where is your dad today?

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- He's at work.- Is he? That's a shame because I would have loved to...

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Oh, sorry. What's that? Sorry, Tom, we're just going to have to stop

0:05:24 > 0:05:29for a second because I've just been told we've got some breaking news

0:05:29 > 0:05:33and I think you'd better pay close attention.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36And some news just in.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Tom, I'm afraid your dad has told you a little fib

0:05:39 > 0:05:42because he's actually right there in the Wind-Up studio.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46Ladies and Gentlemen, give it up for Tom's dad!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:05:51 > 0:05:53AH-HA!

0:05:53 > 0:05:55There are children here,

0:05:55 > 0:05:59I can feel it in my bones. Ah-ha!

0:05:59 > 0:06:04I have ice creams, and lollipops,

0:06:04 > 0:06:07and it's all free today.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Ice creams, lollipops,

0:06:09 > 0:06:13all free today! Ha-ha!

0:06:13 > 0:06:16And what's this little specimen? Don't stand too close.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Sorry, sorry.- His sharp teeth will bite and fingers will nip.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Can I have a sweet?- Er, yes.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27Dad! That's great stuff, in fact, a personal favourite of mine,

0:06:27 > 0:06:31especially the nose. Tom, how does that make you feel?

0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Embarrassed.- Very embarrassed?

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Don't worry, because today we're going to give your dad

0:06:36 > 0:06:39a chance to redeem himself and try and win you loads of prizes.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43Dad, you need to go and get ready, bit weird, and Tom, you need to come

0:06:43 > 0:06:46with me, because it's time to play Dad On A Wheel! Come on!

0:06:46 > 0:06:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Got a good feeling about this. Tom, are you ready to see your dad

0:06:58 > 0:07:00- as you've never seen him before? - Yes!- All right!

0:07:00 > 0:07:03In that case, everyone in the Wind-Up audience

0:07:03 > 0:07:06please give it up for Dad On A Wheel!

0:07:11 > 0:07:13All right, Dad, how are you feeling?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Oh, anxious!

0:07:15 > 0:07:16LAUGHTER

0:07:16 > 0:07:19OK, it looks like the child catcher haws been caught on our

0:07:19 > 0:07:24wonderful wheel and on that wheel there are three gold sections.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26If Dad lands on Dad, he will win himself a prize.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30- That would be nice, Dad, wouldn't it? - It will be!- If Dad lands on Audience

0:07:30 > 0:07:33he will win a prize for our entire studio audience!

0:07:33 > 0:07:37CHEERING

0:07:37 > 0:07:40And if Dad lands on Star, he'll win a prize for Tom.

0:07:40 > 0:07:45Sorry, I can't stop laughing, he can't see anything!

0:07:45 > 0:07:46Not so fast, Sam,

0:07:46 > 0:07:50because Tom will need to answer a question correctly to win that.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Basically, what we're saying is gold is good, yeah?- Red, however,

0:07:53 > 0:07:56is bad!

0:07:56 > 0:08:00That's right, if Dad lands on red, he will come face to face with

0:08:00 > 0:08:04THE FOAMINATOR!

0:08:08 > 0:08:12That's right, ladies and gentlemen, this week's Foaminator is the chimp!

0:08:12 > 0:08:14CHIMP SHRIEKS

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Come on over. You're looking scary.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20Chimp, you know the score, if Dad lands on red,

0:08:20 > 0:08:23you need to release a furious amount of foam right in his face.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27Foam him like you've never foaminated anybody else before. Understood?

0:08:27 > 0:08:28That's a yes.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Tom, if we can just stand here, get out of the line of fire.

0:08:31 > 0:08:35- Are you ready?- Yes!- All right, in that case, here we go.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Loads of prizes, no big deal, come on, Sam...

0:08:37 > 0:08:40TOGETHER: WIND UP THE WHEEL!

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Here we go!

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Scream if you want to go faster!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Where's it going to land?

0:08:56 > 0:09:01Still going, still going! It's going to go... oh!

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Oh, dear, it's landed on foam. Would you believe it?

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Dad, that means you are about to get foamed by the Foaminator.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Chimpy, get yourself in position.

0:09:11 > 0:09:16After three, I'm going to stand behind here, one, two, three, go!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18CHEERING

0:09:21 > 0:09:24OK, stop. Oh, it smells lovely. Come back over, Chimpy.

0:09:24 > 0:09:29- How are you feeling, Dad?- Er, wet? - Funny, that! OK,

0:09:29 > 0:09:33we've got two more spins, here we go with the second spin! Come on!

0:09:39 > 0:09:43Whoa!

0:09:43 > 0:09:45APPLAUSE

0:09:45 > 0:09:47You were so close to the star prize,

0:09:47 > 0:09:51but it means that you've landed on foam.

0:09:51 > 0:09:55So, Foaminator, once again, get yourself in position.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58After three. One, two, three!

0:10:03 > 0:10:08OK, come back over, Chimpy. Dad, you look a right mess.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12- I feel a right mess!- We've got one more spin, let's make it a prize.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14- Here we go!- Come on!

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Where's it going to land? Not another foam, surely not!

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Oooh!

0:10:28 > 0:10:29Over to you, Mark.

0:10:29 > 0:10:34All right, good luck. This is the question.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38Who is the ogre dad of Farkle, Fergus and Felicia?

0:10:38 > 0:10:42- Shrek.- YES!

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Let's see what prize you've won, lets take a look!

0:10:46 > 0:10:49AUDIENCE: Oooh!

0:10:49 > 0:10:53A bicycle! Otherwise known as a bike! Well done, mate!

0:10:53 > 0:10:57That means at the end of Dad On A Wheel,

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Dad got foamed twice, but you just won your son a brand new bike.

0:11:00 > 0:11:05- Whoa! Got to be happy with that. - Dad, how are you feeling?

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Wet, wet, wet!

0:11:08 > 0:11:11You've been a fantastic sport, give it up for our dad and our Foaminator!

0:11:11 > 0:11:13CHIMP SHRIEKS

0:11:13 > 0:11:18Brilliant, well done, mate! Awesome. Tom and his dad will be back later

0:11:18 > 0:11:21because they've won the right to play Win The Presenter,

0:11:21 > 0:11:24which means they could win a really special prize, me or Sam,

0:11:24 > 0:11:28- not as good as a bike!- Agreed. Who will they be playing against?

0:11:28 > 0:11:31It could be anyone in this audience here tonight.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34AUDIENCE: Ooh!

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Keep watching, because not only will you find out who that person is

0:11:37 > 0:11:40but you won't miss any of this great stuff either.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44Prepare to be amazed, because Magnificent Man Of Magic Dynamo

0:11:44 > 0:11:46is in the Wind-Up studio, and he's got some

0:11:46 > 0:11:49pretty impressive tricks up his sleeve. Check this out.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Watch.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Watch...the sign, yeah?

0:11:59 > 0:12:00CLICK!

0:12:06 > 0:12:07CLICK!

0:12:08 > 0:12:13Keep watching, cos there's more where that came from.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16Keep watching if you want to find out

0:12:16 > 0:12:20why there's a chimp on the loose in someone's bedroom!

0:12:22 > 0:12:24As if all that wasn't enough,

0:12:24 > 0:12:26we're going to be catching up with Ronan Parke

0:12:26 > 0:12:32and he'll be performing live right here in the Wind-Up studio.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:12:34 > 0:12:38All that great stuff still to come, but now please give

0:12:38 > 0:12:42a big Wind-Up welcome to one of the most amazing magicians

0:12:42 > 0:12:44- you'll ever see. Dynamo!- Yeah!

0:12:44 > 0:12:47APPLAUSE

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Lovely to have you here. - Lovely to have you here.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52I've got to say, Mark and I have seen your show,

0:12:52 > 0:12:57we're massive fans, and we genuinely, genuinely are starstruck.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01- Thank you for coming on the show. - Thanks for having me.- Any time.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Seriously, come at any time. Now, first of all,

0:13:04 > 0:13:08you're constantly doing tricks to people on the streets.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12I'm sure people always ask you to do tricks but from now on,

0:13:12 > 0:13:15do they get strange around you, are they suspicious?

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Can you go shopping,

0:13:17 > 0:13:20or do they think you're going to do magic on them?

0:13:20 > 0:13:21It's quite funny.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Sometimes I'll just there eating,

0:13:23 > 0:13:27just eating my dinner, but people look at me and say to me,

0:13:27 > 0:13:32- "I expect something to happen."- Like a fork to disappear or something.

0:13:32 > 0:13:37- "I'm making this sandwich disappear by eating it."- That's amazing.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39If you haven't seen Dynamo before,

0:13:39 > 0:13:42we can get him to bamboozle all of us in a minute.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Before that, let's take a look at him in action.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Put your glasses on your head.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Yeah.

0:13:50 > 0:13:51See his eyes?

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Watch. Watch.

0:13:56 > 0:13:57Have you had a major?

0:13:57 > 0:13:58Ready?

0:14:00 > 0:14:04- ALL:- Whoa! Oh!

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Wait, wait, wait. He changed my album cover.

0:14:07 > 0:14:11He took the glasses off my eyes in the album cover.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13He moved them up. You could see my eyes.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15THEY CHATTER IN DISBELIEF

0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Amazing.- The most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22When that went out on TV,

0:14:22 > 0:14:26me and my brother a few days after were in a record shop.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29He picked up the album and went, "Look at this."

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Nothing happened. Nothing.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34- So, Dynamo, how and why did you get into magic?- It was my grandpa

0:14:34 > 0:14:39who got me into it. When I first started, it wasn't to do magic.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42I was getting picked on by two guys at school.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45They'd put me in a bin and throw me down the hill.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47It wasn't that much fun.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50My grandpa showed me a way of taking away their strength.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53It's better if I show you rather than talk about it.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- Who's the strongest?- Ooh...

0:14:56 > 0:15:00Do you think it's Mark or do you think it's Sam?

0:15:00 > 0:15:02- AUDIENCE:- Sam!

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Cheers, guys. It's all right, I'll watch.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08Hang on, I'm going to get embarrassed now.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11- Cheers.- Stand up. I weigh, like, eight stone.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15I don't weigh that much so you should be able to lift me.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Lift me up as high as you can. You can bend if you need to.- OK. Now?

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Yeah.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22- So, my feet are off the ground, right?- Yeah.

0:15:22 > 0:15:26- So it's quite clear that Sam can lift me, yeah?- OK.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29- Oh, no.- I want you to get ready to lift me.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32- OK.- In the same way, but don't lift me yet, just look at me.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36I'm going to try and take away your strength.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39MARK LAUGHS

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Just lift me again.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44Oh, my God.

0:15:44 > 0:15:45This is ridiculous!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47That's amazing. Wow!

0:15:47 > 0:15:50APPLAUSE

0:15:50 > 0:15:51That's amazing, wow!

0:15:51 > 0:15:53You see that...

0:15:53 > 0:15:57What I'm loving about this is I've seen you do that trick

0:15:57 > 0:16:01on the show. You see it at home, going, "No, it can't be true."

0:16:01 > 0:16:05- And then, wow. Trust me, I work out. - He does.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Look at his guns. Cheers, Dynamo.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10So, how did you first get discovered, then?

0:16:10 > 0:16:13I'd been performing since I was 11 years old.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17I used to make YouTube clips and put them online.

0:16:17 > 0:16:21From getting hundreds of views, I got hundreds of thousands.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23How much practice have you put in?

0:16:23 > 0:16:26The way you are with cards, it must be hours of practice.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29I think over the last 15 years,

0:16:29 > 0:16:31- I probably put about 10,000 hours in.- Wow.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34That's why we're pretty average presenters.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38- I think you're pretty good. - Bless you. You're too kind.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40On the first episode,

0:16:40 > 0:16:44we saw you do a big trick where you walked on the River Thames.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Are you into doing the big tricks?

0:16:46 > 0:16:50David Blaine's done a lot of things where he's been frozen,

0:16:50 > 0:16:52and sat in a box, which, you know,

0:16:52 > 0:16:54that's not magic, really,

0:16:54 > 0:16:58- but are you into doing stuff like that?- Um...I'm not really...

0:16:58 > 0:17:02bothered about doing the endurance type of stunts that David does.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06They're amazing, but, you know, like, I just think

0:17:06 > 0:17:08it's not the path I want to take.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11But walking across the River Thames was something

0:17:11 > 0:17:13I'd been thinking about for...

0:17:13 > 0:17:17- since I was a little boy.- Right. - Weird, I know.

0:17:17 > 0:17:23But, yeah, it took me about five or six years to really think,

0:17:23 > 0:17:24"I can actually do this."

0:17:24 > 0:17:27And then 2011 was the year that I pulled it off.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30It was the scariest thing I'd ever done,

0:17:30 > 0:17:33but it definitely has left me a bit of a legacy.

0:17:33 > 0:17:37The fact you thought about it when you were younger wasn't weird.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40- It was that you can do it. - Exactly.- That's weird.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Have you got anything else that you can show us?

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Yeah, let's do this.

0:17:45 > 0:17:46Lovely.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51The way he spins the cards he just... Oh!

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Even that's amazing.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56- OK.- All right.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58- Regular cards?- Yes.- All different?

0:17:58 > 0:18:01- Yes, I'd say so. - Are they all different?- Yes!

0:18:02 > 0:18:07- I want both of you to choose a card. - OK.- OK, erm...

0:18:07 > 0:18:09- One for you.- I'll have this.

0:18:09 > 0:18:13- I'm going to turn away, so I can't see the monitors.- OK.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Remember the cards and show them to the audience.- OK.- OK.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22- Cool.- Ready?- Got it.- Yes.- All right, I'll take yours first.

0:18:22 > 0:18:23Lovely.

0:18:23 > 0:18:29- And then your card.- OK. - Halfway down. I'll shuffle them.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33- That's fair, right?- Good shuffle. - I'll do yours first.- OK.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Boom.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Wahoo!

0:18:37 > 0:18:38Four of clubs.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40APPLAUSE That is amazing!

0:18:40 > 0:18:42So we've got the four of clubs.

0:18:42 > 0:18:47I'm going to place that here. I'll do yours with one hand.

0:18:49 > 0:18:50What was the card?

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Not the four of clubs, because it's in my mouth.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Oh, what? Amazing.

0:18:55 > 0:19:00- That's amazing! - Oh, wow, that was ridiculous.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02- Can I show you one more? - Yes!- Please!

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Just take a card out.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Right, I'm going for this one.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09Just in case you forget it, ten of spades.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11- It's the ten of spades, by the way. - That's amazing.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15What I'll do, I'll take the ten, yeah?

0:19:15 > 0:19:20I'll put it about halfway down, I'm going to put them on the floor.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23- You can see the cards, right?- Yep.

0:19:25 > 0:19:26SAM YELPS

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Shut up, shut up!

0:19:29 > 0:19:33APPLAUSE

0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Wow!- That is incredible. I don't know what to say

0:19:39 > 0:19:43other than amazing. Give it up for magician impossible, Dynamo!

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Thank you.

0:19:46 > 0:19:47APPLAUSE

0:19:47 > 0:19:52OK, stay tuned, because we might set Dynamo loose

0:19:52 > 0:19:53into this studio audience.

0:19:53 > 0:19:57He might make you all disappear, so stay on your seats!

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Ronan Parke will perform live,

0:19:59 > 0:20:02and we wind someone up good and proper by turning up

0:20:02 > 0:20:05- uninvited at their house. - This show is all about that.

0:20:05 > 0:20:09If you haven't seen it before, where have you been?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Welcome to the weekend!

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Your dad isn't actually at the office today.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21The Foaminator!

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Yeah, yeah, yeah!

0:20:31 > 0:20:32Hello!

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Yeah!

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Start the clock! Start the clock!

0:20:44 > 0:20:46- Are you all right, Dad?- Yep!

0:20:46 > 0:20:49LAUGHTER

0:20:49 > 0:20:52APPLAUSE

0:20:52 > 0:20:56Still to come on today's show, we'll be playing Win The Presenter,

0:20:56 > 0:20:59where two families could win me or Mark and take us home.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03- After that, it's up to them what they do with us.- So far,

0:21:03 > 0:21:07- we've discovered that a lot of you can be very cruel.- Very cruel.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08We found our first family

0:21:08 > 0:21:11when we stuck embarrassing dad Peter on a wheel.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15We gave him a good spin and he ended up getting foamed twice

0:21:15 > 0:21:18by the Foaminator. He did win a bike for his son.

0:21:18 > 0:21:19Hey, can't be bad.

0:21:19 > 0:21:25- Peter, how are you feeling now? - Embarrassed. Humbled. Humiliated.

0:21:25 > 0:21:26LAUGHTER

0:21:26 > 0:21:29- But at least you're a bit drier. - Exactly.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Now it's time to find our second family.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Ladies and gentlemen, please give a big hand for the Finger of Fun.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38APPLAUSE

0:21:38 > 0:21:42Whoa, yeah, oh, yeah!

0:21:42 > 0:21:43Did my back in doing that.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Hello, my fingerey friend. You know the score.

0:21:46 > 0:21:50We need you to choose someone that loves having fun.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Finger of Fun, do what you ought to.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55- Find us a mum and also a daughter. - All right!

0:21:55 > 0:21:58- AUDIENCE:- Wooh!

0:22:00 > 0:22:02# Who's it going to be? #

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Ey up, mam, not you.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08Who's it going to be?

0:22:08 > 0:22:11Not you, not you, not you!

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Oh...might be you...

0:22:14 > 0:22:16He's got his eye on someone.

0:22:18 > 0:22:19Yes!

0:22:25 > 0:22:28The finger has indeed spoken. What are your names?

0:22:28 > 0:22:32I'm Emily, and yeah, that's my mum.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- And what's your name, Mum?- Kerry.

0:22:35 > 0:22:36LAUGHTER

0:22:36 > 0:22:41Ladies, get yourselves down here because it's time to have some fun.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43It's time for the Prize Surprise!

0:22:43 > 0:22:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Lovely ladies, have you any idea

0:22:58 > 0:23:02- why we've brought you down here? - My dad.- Your dad?

0:23:02 > 0:23:06Why are you saying it like that? Why are you saying it so cross?

0:23:06 > 0:23:08He just looks evil.

0:23:08 > 0:23:12I think it's about time that we owned up to something.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15A few weeks ago, Emily got in touch, so we invited her, her mum

0:23:15 > 0:23:18and her sister to meet us at Television Centre

0:23:18 > 0:23:20and do a bit of filming for us.

0:23:20 > 0:23:24Yeah, you see, they thought they were dishing the dirt on Dad,

0:23:24 > 0:23:26but it was all just a cover story -

0:23:26 > 0:23:28a classic wind-up switcheroo.

0:23:28 > 0:23:32- What do you make of that, ladies? - It's not right.

0:23:32 > 0:23:37- How are you, Mum? Are you all right? - Not really.

0:23:37 > 0:23:38There's a silent rage happening.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42The truth was, we just wanted them out of the house

0:23:42 > 0:23:45so we could send round a good friend of ours, Chimpy.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49- Ooh-ooh-aah-aah! - All right, Chimpy?- All right, mate?

0:23:49 > 0:23:54- Hey, Kerry, has this come as a bit of a shock to you?- Yeah!

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Now, let me tell you, he had a right time.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59You won't believe what he got up to.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01You will - you're about to see it!

0:24:01 > 0:24:03We will be asking you questions

0:24:03 > 0:24:05about what Chimpy got up to at your house

0:24:05 > 0:24:08and you'll get a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash

0:24:08 > 0:24:11- for every correct answer. - Before we start,

0:24:11 > 0:24:15we need to drop a bombshell - while Chimpy was in your house,

0:24:15 > 0:24:19- you'll never guess who he was hanging out with.- It was my dad, wasn't it?

0:24:19 > 0:24:22It was indeed. It was indeed your dad.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25Not only did your dad let Chimpy into the house,

0:24:25 > 0:24:30but he was the person that stitched you up and organised the whole thing.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33- There he is, Mr Smug - Paul. - How you doing, Paul?

0:24:33 > 0:24:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:24:35 > 0:24:39- No dinner.- Oh! No dinner! Awww.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42- You'll be sorry when we get home. - Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Let's get back to those prizes.

0:24:44 > 0:24:48It's time to get serious and enter gameplay mode.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50JINGLE PLAYS

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Question one. While Chimpy and Dad were hanging out,

0:24:53 > 0:24:56they decided to have a fancy dress party.

0:24:56 > 0:25:02Why not? But what item of clothing did they both end up wearing?

0:25:02 > 0:25:04A - tuxedos, B - Hawaiian shirts

0:25:04 > 0:25:08or C - super slinky, tight-fitting gym wear.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12- Obviously Hawaiian shirts. - You're saying the Hawaiian shirts.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14OK, let's see if you're right.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21You're looking good, Chimp.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Well done, guys. You got it right.

0:25:26 > 0:25:31Which means you get yourselves a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35It's getting more surreal. They headed for the kitchen,

0:25:35 > 0:25:38as Chimpy fancies himself as a bit of a Jamie Oliver.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42He had a look through some of your family's recipes,

0:25:42 > 0:25:44but what did they end up making?

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Was it A - a roast dinner, yummy-yummy,

0:25:46 > 0:25:49B - fried calamari, yucky-yucky,

0:25:49 > 0:25:51or C - cupcakes, take 'em or leave 'em?

0:25:51 > 0:25:55- Cupcakes. - Is that what you're going for?

0:25:55 > 0:25:56What was the choices?

0:25:56 > 0:26:01It was roast dinner, fried calamari or cupcakes.

0:26:01 > 0:26:02- Cupcakes.- It's cupcakes.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05Cupcakes. Let's see if you're right.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Awww, nice!

0:26:21 > 0:26:25- That means you get yourselves another prize.- Weird.

0:26:25 > 0:26:29Congratulations. Mum, whilst noseying around your bedroom,

0:26:29 > 0:26:33Chimpy and Dad discovered a large suitcase

0:26:33 > 0:26:36filled with a few handbags,

0:26:36 > 0:26:39but what we want to know is how many handbags

0:26:39 > 0:26:43did Chimp and Dad find in that suitcase?

0:26:43 > 0:26:47Did they find A - seven, B - 17 or C - 70?

0:26:47 > 0:26:52- 17.- Straight in there. You know your handbags. You're both saying 17?

0:26:52 > 0:26:54- Yeah.- Let's see.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04Well, I make that 17, Chimp.

0:27:04 > 0:27:05CHEERING

0:27:05 > 0:27:09It was 17. Another prize from the Wind-Up prize stash!

0:27:09 > 0:27:10You're doing very well.

0:27:10 > 0:27:15All right. Now, Emily, one thing that you may not know about Chimpy

0:27:15 > 0:27:19- is that he loves a boogie. - That monkey's got sweet moves.

0:27:19 > 0:27:23He can get down with his bad self. He ended up having a boogie

0:27:23 > 0:27:27with your dad to one of your favourite songs.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29To win another prize, what song was it?

0:27:29 > 0:27:33Was it A - One Direction, What Makes You Beautiful,

0:27:33 > 0:27:37was it B - Lady Gaga, Bad Romance, or was it C - Dappy, No Regrets?

0:27:37 > 0:27:40It's got to be One Direction.

0:27:40 > 0:27:42Really? You like One Direction?

0:27:42 > 0:27:45- I love them. I'm obsessed.- Really?

0:27:45 > 0:27:47Let's see if you're right. I hope so.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53# If only you saw what I could see

0:27:53 > 0:27:57# You'd understand why I want you so desperately

0:27:57 > 0:28:01# Right now, I'm looking at you and I can't believe

0:28:01 > 0:28:07# You don't know You don't you're beautiful

0:28:07 > 0:28:10# That's what makes you beautiful. #

0:28:10 > 0:28:12CHEERING

0:28:12 > 0:28:16You are a big fan, aren't you? There's about 300 posters there.

0:28:16 > 0:28:20- Amazing.- Who's your favourite in One Direction?- Harry.

0:28:20 > 0:28:21Straight in there.

0:28:21 > 0:28:25You've won four prizes from the Wind-Up prize stash.

0:28:25 > 0:28:28- Congratulations.- Very good.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30We haven't finished with you just yet

0:28:30 > 0:28:34because you've also won the right to play Win The Presenter,

0:28:34 > 0:28:37and instead of a chimp, you might end up with Sam or me.

0:28:37 > 0:28:39I don't know which one's worse.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42I love your face! It's so mad!

0:28:42 > 0:28:44I don't want to be you, Dad, when you get home.

0:28:44 > 0:28:48That is coming soon, along with all this monkey business.

0:28:48 > 0:28:50APPLAUSE

0:28:50 > 0:28:52Prepare to be amazed once again

0:28:52 > 0:28:56because there's more magic like this from Dynamo in just a few seconds!

0:28:56 > 0:28:57Right, watch this.

0:29:07 > 0:29:10AMAZED GASPS

0:29:10 > 0:29:15Pretty incredible stuff, huh? Well, there's more where that came from.

0:29:17 > 0:29:20We've got our very own magic trick here on Wind-Up -

0:29:20 > 0:29:25a pair of underpants that make you react like this!

0:29:27 > 0:29:31And the incredible Ronan Parke will be performing live

0:29:31 > 0:29:33right here in the Wind-Up studio.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36We really do spoil you people.

0:29:36 > 0:29:39# If I could fall

0:29:39 > 0:29:41# Into the sky

0:29:41 > 0:29:44# Do you think time

0:29:44 > 0:29:46# Would pass me by?

0:29:46 > 0:29:51# Cos you know I'd walk 1,000 miles

0:29:51 > 0:29:57# If I could just see you tonight. #

0:29:59 > 0:30:03CHEERING

0:30:03 > 0:30:07OK, not long before we discover who is up for grabs in Win The Presenter.

0:30:07 > 0:30:11Before that, we've got time to completely freak out someone

0:30:11 > 0:30:14in our audience and because I'm such a fan,

0:30:14 > 0:30:16I want to see him do it. It's Dynamo!

0:30:16 > 0:30:18CHEERING

0:30:18 > 0:30:20All right, Dynamo, good to see you again.

0:30:20 > 0:30:23Dynamo, a lot of magicians tend to do tricks

0:30:23 > 0:30:28on a big stage with lots of light, loads of music, usually a mullet.

0:30:28 > 0:30:32Are you... Do you like doing that or do you like being on the street

0:30:32 > 0:30:36- and getting people right in the face? - I just like being with the people.

0:30:36 > 0:30:40I could be on stage, on the street, in this studio, like now.

0:30:40 > 0:30:45- Shall we try something with these guys?- Why not? Let's do it!

0:30:45 > 0:30:48- Do you want to hold that?- Yes. - Look after the package.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50I will look after it, I promise.

0:30:50 > 0:30:53I'm going to try something using all of you.

0:30:53 > 0:30:56We're going to create a human deck of playing cards.

0:30:56 > 0:30:59So, I want all of you to think of a card right now.

0:31:01 > 0:31:03- Has everyone got a card? - AUDIENCE: Yes.

0:31:03 > 0:31:07The next thing we need to do is choose one card at random.

0:31:07 > 0:31:10I'll throw this package over my shoulder

0:31:10 > 0:31:12and I want one of you to catch it.

0:31:12 > 0:31:14Yeah? Are you ready?

0:31:19 > 0:31:22- Does somebody have the package? - They do.

0:31:22 > 0:31:25People might think I know this person

0:31:25 > 0:31:28and that I could see through the back of my head

0:31:28 > 0:31:30and I've got really good aim.

0:31:30 > 0:31:34I want whoever's got the package to throw it to somebody else.

0:31:38 > 0:31:42- Have you done that?- Yeah, someone's got it.- Someone's got it?- Yeah.

0:31:42 > 0:31:46- Do you want to stick or choose somebody else?- Let's stick.

0:31:46 > 0:31:49All right, whoever's got the package, hold it up.

0:31:49 > 0:31:51Have you got a card in mind?

0:31:51 > 0:31:54Perfect. Give her a round of applause.

0:31:54 > 0:31:55Come on down.

0:31:58 > 0:32:02That was a good catch.

0:32:02 > 0:32:04- What's your name?- Georgia.- Georgia.

0:32:04 > 0:32:08- Hello, Georgia. How are you? - Good, thank you.

0:32:08 > 0:32:11Open the package and hand me what's inside.

0:32:11 > 0:32:14- It's well sealed, you've got to... - She's in.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19Perfect. We've got a pack of cards.

0:32:19 > 0:32:22Right, now, early on today,

0:32:22 > 0:32:25I did the same thing with this pack of cards.

0:32:25 > 0:32:29I chose one card at random and I turned that card upside down.

0:32:29 > 0:32:33You've been thinking of a card this entire time.

0:32:33 > 0:32:36- For the first time, name it out loud.- Ten of clubs.

0:32:36 > 0:32:38The ten of clubs.

0:32:41 > 0:32:44I'll do this really slowly.

0:32:48 > 0:32:51There's one card upside down. What was your card?

0:32:51 > 0:32:52Ten of clubs.

0:32:54 > 0:32:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:33:01 > 0:33:03Oh, my goodness!

0:33:07 > 0:33:10- What do you make of that? - Awesome.- Indeed.

0:33:10 > 0:33:14That is amazing. You have been an incredible guest.

0:33:14 > 0:33:16You've been an incredible competitor.

0:33:16 > 0:33:20Give it up for Dynamo and Georgia, everybody!

0:33:20 > 0:33:23CHEERING

0:33:25 > 0:33:27That's amazing. How on earth does he do that?

0:33:27 > 0:33:31Still to come, we've got two very special treats for you,

0:33:31 > 0:33:35more Win The Presenter madness and a performance from Ronan Parke.

0:33:35 > 0:33:38Here he is, Ronan Parke!

0:33:38 > 0:33:39CHEERING

0:33:39 > 0:33:44- Welcome to Wind-Up, mate. Enjoying yourself?- Yeah.- Fantastic.

0:33:44 > 0:33:48We've had loads of questions. Is it OK if you answer a few?

0:33:48 > 0:33:51- Yeah.- Fantastic. Sam, over to you, mate.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54First one is from Hannah. Where's Hannah?

0:33:54 > 0:33:57She's down here. OK, let's go over to you.

0:33:57 > 0:34:00Hello, sorry, uncross your legs, here we go.

0:34:00 > 0:34:04Hannah, stand up. So, what's your question for Ronan?

0:34:04 > 0:34:05How has your life changed

0:34:05 > 0:34:08- since being on Britain's Got Talent? - Good question.

0:34:08 > 0:34:11Um, it's changed a lot.

0:34:11 > 0:34:14Like, just from going to sing at school

0:34:14 > 0:34:17to, like, being recognised a lot

0:34:17 > 0:34:21and performing at places people could only dream of.

0:34:21 > 0:34:22It's changed a lot.

0:34:22 > 0:34:25Is that all right, Hannah? Excellent. OK.

0:34:25 > 0:34:28Next up we have Izzie and Lexi. How are you, girls?

0:34:28 > 0:34:32- You all right? BOTH:- Yes. - What's your question for Ronan?

0:34:32 > 0:34:35- BOTH:- Who would you rather compare yourself to?

0:34:35 > 0:34:38- Robbie Williams or Justin Bieber? - What a question.

0:34:38 > 0:34:41- And beautifully executed. - And it was in stereo.

0:34:41 > 0:34:44All right. So, Justin Bieber or Robbie Williams?

0:34:44 > 0:34:47Um, I think I'd have to say Justin Bieber

0:34:47 > 0:34:53because he's a teenager and he's kind of a teen sensation, so...

0:34:53 > 0:34:56- All right. Anyone else? - Next up we've got Laura.

0:34:56 > 0:34:59Where's Laura? Right here. OK.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01Good probing question, here we go, Laura.

0:35:01 > 0:35:04- What's your question for Ronan? - Do you like sausage rolls?

0:35:04 > 0:35:06It's a good question.

0:35:06 > 0:35:09- It's a good question. - It's like being on Parky.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11Do you like sausage rolls?

0:35:11 > 0:35:13- I really like sausage rolls. - Excellent.

0:35:13 > 0:35:18I've got an important question. Ronan, hot or cold sausage rolls?

0:35:18 > 0:35:20- Both.- Both!- Both!

0:35:20 > 0:35:24At the same time, it's like a party in the mouth, I like it.

0:35:24 > 0:35:28Thank you. Where's Emily? Down at the front, here we go.

0:35:28 > 0:35:30- Come on, Sam, keep up.- Sorry.

0:35:30 > 0:35:33I'm not as fit as I used to be. Hi, Emily.

0:35:33 > 0:35:34What's your question for Ronan?

0:35:34 > 0:35:37- Who's your biggest celebrity role model?- Good one.

0:35:37 > 0:35:43Um, I'd have to say Lady Gaga because she's very original

0:35:43 > 0:35:46and she creates amazing songs.

0:35:46 > 0:35:49Would you wear any outfits similar to Lady Gaga?

0:35:49 > 0:35:53Yeah, I think I'm going to appear in a meat suit.

0:35:53 > 0:35:56Yeah, yeah, you heard it here first on Wind-Up.

0:35:56 > 0:36:00- Meat suit, Ronan Parke.- Maybe it could be a sausage roll suit.

0:36:00 > 0:36:03You know? Thank you very much, OK.

0:36:03 > 0:36:07- Next up we've got Zoe, where's Zoe? Oh, right at the end!- Oh, Sam!

0:36:07 > 0:36:09It's like doing the marathon.

0:36:09 > 0:36:12Here we go, it's like I'm running the marathon.

0:36:12 > 0:36:17OK, here we go. Zoe, are you all right? Can I sit on your knee?

0:36:17 > 0:36:19What's your question for Ronan?

0:36:19 > 0:36:20Now that you're famous,

0:36:20 > 0:36:23- how much time do you get with your family?- Good question.

0:36:23 > 0:36:27I get a lot of time with my family.

0:36:27 > 0:36:31My mum's here today and she comes with me everywhere I go, really.

0:36:31 > 0:36:35I don't get to see my dad and my brother as much, but...yeah,

0:36:35 > 0:36:38- I still get to see them. - Do they keep you grounded?- Yeah.

0:36:38 > 0:36:42Cos it's a bit of a whirlwind. I bet they're dead proud of you.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45- Fantastic. Great question. - Thank you very much.

0:36:45 > 0:36:49Thank you very much, audience.

0:36:49 > 0:36:50APPLAUSE

0:36:50 > 0:36:54They were great. Thank you very much for answering those.

0:36:54 > 0:36:58We'll let you get ready for your performance now. What you singing?

0:36:58 > 0:37:02- A Thousand Miles.- I love that song, really looking forward to that.

0:37:02 > 0:37:04You'll be able to see Ronan in action

0:37:04 > 0:37:07as soon as somebody has won either me or Sam.

0:37:07 > 0:37:11Yes, it's that time again, it's Win The Presenter.

0:37:13 > 0:37:16When I first heard about Win The Presenter,

0:37:16 > 0:37:19I thought it was another one of their wind-ups.

0:37:19 > 0:37:23I really can't believe they're giving themselves away.

0:37:23 > 0:37:25Winning a presenter is off the chain,

0:37:25 > 0:37:29but that's Sam and Mark. Those boys are absolute legends.

0:37:29 > 0:37:33I just can't believe they're doing it. Crazy.

0:37:33 > 0:37:36- Who would I rather win, Sam or Mark? - You could have both.

0:37:36 > 0:37:39Or is that a bit greedy?

0:37:39 > 0:37:42It would be better if it was Ant and Dec though, right?

0:37:42 > 0:37:46I heard it's cos they didn't have any money for a real prize.

0:37:48 > 0:37:51- I'd rather win a holiday, though. - Mmm.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56Welcome to Win The Presenter!

0:37:56 > 0:38:01Let's find out which presenter they're playing for today.

0:38:01 > 0:38:04Mark Rhodes!

0:38:04 > 0:38:10Which means it's time to meet your host, it's Sam Nixon.

0:38:18 > 0:38:22Yes, welcome to Win The Presenter, the part of the show

0:38:22 > 0:38:26where two families go head to head to win Mr Mark Rhodes.

0:38:26 > 0:38:28One of these families could get revenge

0:38:28 > 0:38:31for getting wound up earlier in the show

0:38:31 > 0:38:33by not only taking Mark home with them,

0:38:33 > 0:38:35but as a little bonus,

0:38:35 > 0:38:38they'll have the right to do with him whatever they want.

0:38:38 > 0:38:41- Isn't that right, Mark? - I heard you the first time.

0:38:41 > 0:38:46OK, let's meet the families who are fighting over you, Mark.

0:38:46 > 0:38:49- Peter, I expect you want to get a bit of revenge?- Oh, yes.

0:38:49 > 0:38:52We did put you on a wheel earlier.

0:38:52 > 0:38:56To be fair, I was the one who was spinning him.

0:38:56 > 0:39:00- How are you feeling after being spun around?- Oh, fine, actually.

0:39:00 > 0:39:02- It wasn't so bad.- OK. That's good.

0:39:02 > 0:39:06Tom, would you like to introduce the rest of the team for us?

0:39:06 > 0:39:10- This is my dad Pete, my cousin Alex and my mum Jo.- Excellent.

0:39:10 > 0:39:13Give it up for the Tissier-Beavan family.

0:39:13 > 0:39:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:39:14 > 0:39:16To get your hands on Mark,

0:39:16 > 0:39:20you are going to have to beat the Rackhams.

0:39:20 > 0:39:24Paul, have you been given a hard time after we wound up your family?

0:39:24 > 0:39:27- Only a little, but I'll handle it.- Bless you.

0:39:27 > 0:39:30Could you reintroduce the gang for us?

0:39:30 > 0:39:34This is Emily, Bethany, and my wife Kerry.

0:39:34 > 0:39:36Give it up for the Rackhams.

0:39:37 > 0:39:42OK, families, don't forget if you win Mark then his fate is in your hands.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45Take a look at what our last family got up to

0:39:45 > 0:39:47when they won the presenter.

0:39:53 > 0:39:54- Hello.- Hi!- How are you?

0:39:54 > 0:39:57- We're good, how are you? - Good, thank you.

0:39:57 > 0:40:00- You're just in time for lunch. - Brilliant, I'm hungry.

0:40:00 > 0:40:03- You're making it. - Great. Come on, then.

0:40:03 > 0:40:05Here's the kitchen, here's your hat,

0:40:05 > 0:40:07there's the cooker, get on with lunch.

0:40:07 > 0:40:11- Put your hat on!- OK, all right.

0:40:14 > 0:40:15Oooh.

0:40:17 > 0:40:19Stick some noodles in that, you'd be laughing.

0:40:28 > 0:40:32Sydney, there you go. No worries.

0:40:41 > 0:40:44So, families, one of you will be lucky enough

0:40:44 > 0:40:45to get your hands on Mark.

0:40:45 > 0:40:48I hope that's given you an idea of what to do with him.

0:40:48 > 0:40:50Back to me in the studio.

0:40:50 > 0:40:54Tissier-Beavans, any jobs you'd get Mark to do around the house?

0:40:54 > 0:40:56We've got the house to decorate at the moment

0:40:56 > 0:40:59so everything needs to be stripped out,

0:40:59 > 0:41:01so we're looking forward to this.

0:41:01 > 0:41:04That's good, get him to do all the decorating!

0:41:04 > 0:41:07- What about the Rackhams? - The garden needs sorting out.

0:41:07 > 0:41:09Plenty of cups of tea.

0:41:09 > 0:41:13Cooking the tea, doing the gardening, excellent. Sounds good.

0:41:13 > 0:41:15It is the best of three rounds

0:41:15 > 0:41:18so let's kick things off with Round One.

0:41:18 > 0:41:20It's time for The Big Question.

0:41:20 > 0:41:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:30 > 0:41:33For today's big question, we are going back in time.

0:41:33 > 0:41:36A time when Mark was at school and looked like this.

0:41:36 > 0:41:39- Oh, no.- Wow! Oh, no!

0:41:41 > 0:41:42Oh, no!

0:41:42 > 0:41:44What a funny-looking child.

0:41:44 > 0:41:49Now, families, I am now going to read three statements

0:41:49 > 0:41:53- from one of Mark's old school reports.- What?

0:41:53 > 0:41:58All you need to do is guess which one of them is not genuine.

0:41:58 > 0:42:00Is it statement one?

0:42:00 > 0:42:05"Mark is a joy to teach and a credit to his parents.

0:42:05 > 0:42:09"He has a wonderful sense of humour, and is well-liked

0:42:09 > 0:42:11"and respected by all of the children."

0:42:11 > 0:42:15- Sounds like me.- Or is it statement two that is made up?

0:42:15 > 0:42:18"If Mark concentrated more on his work and less on showing off

0:42:18 > 0:42:23"to the girls in his class, I'm sure his marks would improve."

0:42:23 > 0:42:25- Also sounds like you, Mark. - It does.

0:42:25 > 0:42:28Is it statement three that can't be trusted?

0:42:28 > 0:42:32"Mark has enjoyed using the cassette recorder

0:42:32 > 0:42:36"to listen to a variety of sounds and rhythms.

0:42:36 > 0:42:40"He makes a good response to music in folk dancing." OK.

0:42:40 > 0:42:43Families, write down your answers now.

0:42:43 > 0:42:47Which one of those school report statements is not real?

0:42:47 > 0:42:51Is it number one, two or three? You've both done it.

0:42:51 > 0:42:54Tissier-Beavans, let's reveal your answer.

0:42:54 > 0:42:56- Two.- You've gone with number two.

0:42:56 > 0:42:59Let's go to the Rackhams, what did you reckon?

0:42:59 > 0:43:00- Number one.- Number one.

0:43:00 > 0:43:06I can reveal that the statement that was false was...

0:43:07 > 0:43:08..statement two.

0:43:08 > 0:43:13The Tissier-Beavans win that point. Yes.

0:43:13 > 0:43:14It was statement two, which was,

0:43:14 > 0:43:18"If Mark concentrated more on his work and less on showing off

0:43:18 > 0:43:21"to the girls in his class, I'm sure his marks would improve."

0:43:21 > 0:43:25So, congratulations, Tissier-Beavans, you get that point.

0:43:25 > 0:43:27It was true that Mark was a joy to teach,

0:43:27 > 0:43:30and it was also true that Mark made a good response

0:43:30 > 0:43:32to music in folk dancing.

0:43:32 > 0:43:38So, I reckon, I want to see Mark do a bit of folk dancing right now.

0:43:38 > 0:43:42If you don't do it, I'll show something else from your past.

0:43:42 > 0:43:44- Audience, we want to see this, yeah? - I'll do it.

0:43:44 > 0:43:46- AUDIENCE:- Yeah!

0:43:46 > 0:43:48Mark, step forward to the front of the stage.

0:43:48 > 0:43:50What is folk dancing?

0:43:50 > 0:43:53You'll find out when you hear the music. Stop there.

0:43:53 > 0:43:55Let's cue the music!

0:43:55 > 0:43:58FOLK MUSIC PLAYS

0:44:00 > 0:44:02Once again he's making a good response

0:44:02 > 0:44:04to the music in folk dancing.

0:44:04 > 0:44:08Right, stop it, sit back down, Mark. Sit down.

0:44:08 > 0:44:10Give him a round of applause.

0:44:10 > 0:44:12APPLAUSE

0:44:12 > 0:44:17Well done, Mark, although that was still pretty rubbish

0:44:17 > 0:44:19so we are going to show something else.

0:44:19 > 0:44:23- No!- Let's see it. Yes, Mark, this is one of your mathematic text books.

0:44:23 > 0:44:28Here we go. I've got it right here.

0:44:28 > 0:44:30Obviously not a lot of maths was done this day.

0:44:30 > 0:44:33It actually says, "Helen is gorgeous."

0:44:33 > 0:44:38And then in brackets it says, "I think that's how you spell it."

0:44:38 > 0:44:40Then on the other page it says,

0:44:40 > 0:44:43"Helen Shaw," Helen's been crossed out

0:44:43 > 0:44:47with two arrows to her name saying, "I hate her."

0:44:48 > 0:44:51What happened, Mark?

0:44:51 > 0:44:54- I was having a bad day.- Yeah, looks it. And also, whilst we're at it,

0:44:54 > 0:44:57Mark prides himself on being a good sportsman.

0:44:57 > 0:45:00- You're naturally good at any sport, aren't you, Mark?- Yes.

0:45:00 > 0:45:05You're also very good at the "backward throw."

0:45:05 > 0:45:06LAUGHTER

0:45:06 > 0:45:11But it says here, "I participated" - it doesn't say where he came!

0:45:11 > 0:45:12- I came first!- OK, right.

0:45:12 > 0:45:17Enough of that, anyway, it's now time for Round Two, Celebrity Friends.

0:45:24 > 0:45:26Like all the best game shows,

0:45:26 > 0:45:30our second round involves a celebrity and a very large cake.

0:45:30 > 0:45:32Here it is. WHOOPING

0:45:32 > 0:45:34And you'll never guess what Mark's done,

0:45:34 > 0:45:37he's only gone and hidden one of his celebrity friends

0:45:37 > 0:45:40- right inside that cake. Mark, what are you like?!- Sorry.

0:45:40 > 0:45:46Families, all you need to do is guess the identity of that celebrity.

0:45:46 > 0:45:49You'll take it in turns to ask Mark a question, but he can only answer

0:45:49 > 0:45:52by saying yes or no.

0:45:52 > 0:45:56Now, if you can't think of a question or you take too long to think of one

0:45:56 > 0:45:58I'll be passing it on to the other family.

0:45:58 > 0:46:00The first family to guess the identity

0:46:00 > 0:46:03- will win the round. Do you both understand?- Yes.

0:46:03 > 0:46:06OK, we tossed a coin backstage, which told us that

0:46:06 > 0:46:09the Rackhams are going to go first. Rackhams - ask away.

0:46:09 > 0:46:12- Are you male?- Yes.

0:46:12 > 0:46:14- Are you a singer?- No.

0:46:14 > 0:46:17- Are you a sports personality?- No.

0:46:17 > 0:46:18Do you run a talent show?

0:46:19 > 0:46:21No.

0:46:21 > 0:46:25- Are you a judge on a talent show? - No.

0:46:25 > 0:46:28- Are you under 30?- No.

0:46:28 > 0:46:30- Are you a radio star?- No.

0:46:30 > 0:46:32Lot of noes here.

0:46:32 > 0:46:34- Are you a dancer?- No.

0:46:34 > 0:46:39- Is he a guitar player? - Is he a guitar player?- No.

0:46:39 > 0:46:42Maybe he has a certain skill, this person.

0:46:42 > 0:46:44Are you a magician?

0:46:44 > 0:46:46- No.- Are you a chef?

0:46:46 > 0:46:49- Yes.- Oh...Jamie Oliver!

0:46:49 > 0:46:52- No.- Gordon Ramsay?

0:46:52 > 0:46:55- Oooh...maybe.- Interesting!

0:46:55 > 0:46:57A lot of noes there. A lot of noes.

0:46:59 > 0:47:01OK, so you're saying that Mark has hidden

0:47:01 > 0:47:05Gordon Ramsay inside the cake. Interesting.

0:47:05 > 0:47:08The Rackhams, it's time to find our cake-covered celeb.

0:47:08 > 0:47:10Please reveal yourself!

0:47:10 > 0:47:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:47:15 > 0:47:19Right! Gordon... Ramsay... Done!

0:47:21 > 0:47:23It was indeed Gordon Ramsay.

0:47:23 > 0:47:26Ladies and gentlemen, say hello and goodbye to Gordon Ramsay!

0:47:26 > 0:47:29WHOOPING

0:47:30 > 0:47:34- All right, am I done...?- OK...

0:47:34 > 0:47:36SAM AND MARK LAUGH

0:47:40 > 0:47:44OK, so after the second round it means it's 1-1.

0:47:44 > 0:47:46Next up, we put the spotlight back on Mark,

0:47:46 > 0:47:50and his underpants. Mark, you need to go and get yourself ready -

0:47:50 > 0:47:53because it's time for Presenter Under Pressure.

0:47:53 > 0:47:56Gordon, come and say hello again! CHEERING

0:48:03 > 0:48:06Now, he may not have the X Factor,

0:48:06 > 0:48:09but in this round Mark does have the Y-Front Factor.

0:48:09 > 0:48:12It's the part of the show which Mark hates, but we love,

0:48:12 > 0:48:18and that's because he's got to wear...The Underpants of Chaos!

0:48:20 > 0:48:22I will be asking Mark a number of questions

0:48:22 > 0:48:26about one of his favourite subjects - maths.

0:48:26 > 0:48:29However, every time he answers a question incorrectly

0:48:29 > 0:48:30or takes too long,

0:48:30 > 0:48:35I will be sending a shock right through those pants, just like this.

0:48:35 > 0:48:37Aaargh!

0:48:37 > 0:48:39They're working.

0:48:39 > 0:48:43OK, families - all you have to do is guess how many questions out of ten

0:48:43 > 0:48:45you think Mark will correctly be able to answer.

0:48:45 > 0:48:49He'll have three seconds to answer each question, but remember -

0:48:49 > 0:48:54he is under extreme pressure, and that may turn his brain into mush.

0:48:54 > 0:48:58Families, you have ten seconds to write down your answers.

0:48:58 > 0:49:02- Mark - maths is one of your strong points.- It is, but...three seconds?

0:49:02 > 0:49:06OK, I might be a bit lenient on some of the questions. Maybe.

0:49:06 > 0:49:10Or will I?! Who knows. OK, time's up, guys.

0:49:10 > 0:49:13You need to write down your answers.

0:49:13 > 0:49:16Rackhams, written down your answers? Tissier-Beavans...?

0:49:16 > 0:49:19Excellent. Now, could I have some overly tense music

0:49:19 > 0:49:23and some dramatic lighting, please?

0:49:23 > 0:49:28OK, Mark, good luck. Your ten maths questions start now.

0:49:28 > 0:49:30What is the square root of 81?

0:49:30 > 0:49:31- Nine.- Correct!

0:49:31 > 0:49:33Take the Queen's age,

0:49:33 > 0:49:37- and add it to the number of members in The Wanted.- 87?

0:49:37 > 0:49:39No, incorrect - it was 90.

0:49:39 > 0:49:41Aaargh!

0:49:41 > 0:49:44What is pi to four decimal places?

0:49:44 > 0:49:47Er...3.15...?

0:49:47 > 0:49:49- Incorrect.- Aaargh!

0:49:49 > 0:49:52It was close. 3.1415.

0:49:52 > 0:49:56Question four. What is 17 multiplied by 4?

0:49:56 > 0:49:58- Er...68.- Correct! Well done.

0:49:58 > 0:50:02Question five. Tom Cruise's height in centimetres minus Cheryl Cole's age.

0:50:02 > 0:50:05- You are 'avin' a laugh. - Have a guess.

0:50:05 > 0:50:07- Er...162?- Incorrect...

0:50:09 > 0:50:11..it's 144. Question six.

0:50:11 > 0:50:14What is 72 divided by 6?

0:50:14 > 0:50:16Erm...11?

0:50:16 > 0:50:19Time's up. Oh, you were close...

0:50:19 > 0:50:21- Aaargh!- Ah, there we go.

0:50:21 > 0:50:23I thought it wasn't working for a second.

0:50:23 > 0:50:25It was actually 12. Question seven...

0:50:25 > 0:50:28Take the number of members in The Saturdays,

0:50:28 > 0:50:32multiply it by the number of members in JLS,

0:50:32 > 0:50:36- and take away the number of members in Jedward.- 23!

0:50:36 > 0:50:39- Incorrect!- Aaargh!

0:50:39 > 0:50:4018, Mark. 18.

0:50:41 > 0:50:45- Question eight. What is 3 plus 4?- 7.- Correct.

0:50:45 > 0:50:49Question nine. What is 20 multiplied by 0.2?

0:50:49 > 0:50:53- Eh?- Time's up...

0:50:53 > 0:50:54It was 4. Final question.

0:50:54 > 0:50:56What number do you get

0:50:56 > 0:50:59if you take the number of children David Beckham has

0:50:59 > 0:51:01and add it to Madonna's age?

0:51:01 > 0:51:04- Er..60?- Incorrect, sorry.

0:51:04 > 0:51:09You were close... It was 57. So...

0:51:09 > 0:51:12Round of applause, I think he did quite well then.

0:51:13 > 0:51:16So...

0:51:17 > 0:51:22After your ten questions, Mark, you didn't do that well, you got three.

0:51:22 > 0:51:25But the remaining question is, how did our families do?

0:51:25 > 0:51:28Tissier-Beavans, how many did you think Mark would get?

0:51:28 > 0:51:30Three! Dead on the money, all right.

0:51:30 > 0:51:32- Rackhams...?- We had faith.

0:51:32 > 0:51:36You said six, which means the Tissier-Beavans got it right,

0:51:36 > 0:51:38and you win Mark! Congratulations!

0:51:38 > 0:51:41APPLAUSE

0:51:41 > 0:51:46Well done. Off you go to your family. The Rackhams, commiserations...

0:51:46 > 0:51:48Have you enjoyed yourselves?

0:51:48 > 0:51:52- Yes, we have.- Are you going to treat Dad mean when you get him home?

0:51:52 > 0:51:55Be nice to him! Be nice to him.

0:51:55 > 0:51:59OK, you've been a cracking family, give it up for the Rackhams!

0:52:00 > 0:52:05Are you going to get him on that decorating?

0:52:05 > 0:52:07- We could do something worse. - OK, get in position, guys.

0:52:07 > 0:52:10All right. That is pretty much the end of the show.

0:52:10 > 0:52:14A big thank you to all the stars on today's show, the Tissier-Beavans...

0:52:14 > 0:52:16APPLAUSE

0:52:16 > 0:52:20Our runners-up, the Rackham family, thank you very much, guys.

0:52:20 > 0:52:23All that's left for me to say is do with Mark what you wish,

0:52:23 > 0:52:27- just make sure he's back here for the next show. See you later!- Bye.

0:52:27 > 0:52:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:52:30 > 0:52:33Right now, though, to play us out -

0:52:33 > 0:52:36it's Ronan Parke, with A Thousand Miles.

0:52:46 > 0:52:47# Making my way downtown

0:52:47 > 0:52:51# Walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound

0:52:56 > 0:52:58# Staring blankly ahead, just making my way

0:52:58 > 0:53:03# Making a way through the crowd

0:53:07 > 0:53:08# And I need you

0:53:10 > 0:53:11# And I miss you

0:53:12 > 0:53:16# And now I wonder

0:53:16 > 0:53:21# If I could fall into the sky

0:53:21 > 0:53:26# Do you think time would pass me by?

0:53:26 > 0:53:30# Cos you know I'd walk a thousand miles

0:53:30 > 0:53:35# If I could just see you

0:53:35 > 0:53:36# Tonight

0:53:46 > 0:53:49# And I, I

0:53:49 > 0:53:54# Don't want to let you know, I, I

0:53:54 > 0:53:59# Drown in your memory, I, I

0:53:59 > 0:54:06# Don't want to let this go, I, I don't

0:54:07 > 0:54:09# It's always times like these when I think of you

0:54:09 > 0:54:13# And I wonder if you ever think of me

0:54:16 > 0:54:19# Cos everything's so wrong, and I don't belong

0:54:19 > 0:54:24# Living in your precious memories

0:54:28 > 0:54:29# Cos I'll need you

0:54:31 > 0:54:32# And I'll miss you

0:54:33 > 0:54:37# And now I wonder

0:54:38 > 0:54:42# If I could fall into the sky

0:54:42 > 0:54:48# Do you think time would pass us by?

0:54:48 > 0:54:52# Cos you know I'd walk a thousand miles

0:54:52 > 0:54:57# If I could just see you

0:54:58 > 0:55:03# If I could fall into the sky

0:55:03 > 0:55:08# Do you think time would pass me by?

0:55:08 > 0:55:12# Cos you know I'd walk a thousand miles

0:55:12 > 0:55:17# If I could just see you

0:55:17 > 0:55:23# If I could just hold you

0:55:23 > 0:55:25# Tonight. #

0:55:34 > 0:55:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:55:39 > 0:55:41They are...

0:55:48 > 0:55:51They're one of the biggest boy bands on the planet!

0:55:51 > 0:55:54They are...

0:55:55 > 0:55:57And they're on next week's show!

0:55:59 > 0:56:01Bye for now!