0:00:03 > 0:00:08MUSIC: "Jerk It Out" by Caesars
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Ladies and gentlemen!
0:00:24 > 0:00:28If loving them's wrong, I don't ever want to be right!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Give it up for Sam and Mark!
0:00:36 > 0:00:37Come on!
0:00:37 > 0:00:41- Hello-o-o-o-o! - Hello-o-o-o-o!
0:00:41 > 0:00:46- Give me that! Come on, give me that!- Wa-a-a-a-ay!
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Come with me! Come with me!
0:00:51 > 0:00:54High five! High five!
0:00:54 > 0:00:57BOTH: Ye-e-e-ah!
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Come on!
0:00:58 > 0:01:03- Have it back, Gary! Have it back, mate! There we go!- Come on over!
0:01:03 > 0:01:08- Welcome to the weekend!- I'll tell you what, I'm wasted on that job!
0:01:08 > 0:01:13All aboard the Wind Up Express! Next stop, Good Times Central!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Whoo-hoo! APPLAUSE
0:01:15 > 0:01:19We are going to take you on a journey filled with surprises,
0:01:19 > 0:01:21pranks, wind-ups and so much more!
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Oh, yes! One member of this studio audience is in for a surprise
0:01:25 > 0:01:29when they discover that we've paid a visit to their house!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Yes! And you will not BELIEVE what we found there!
0:01:31 > 0:01:35We've also been out with our hidden camera, so stay tuned to
0:01:35 > 0:01:39see what happened when a Doctor Who wind-up took a turn for the worse!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Move it forward, forward. - Forwards.- That's it!
0:01:41 > 0:01:45- Keep it, push it forward. Watch, quickly!- Stop! Stop!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Ohhhh!
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- Tense!- Special effects and everything!- Oh, yes!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Now, keep watching because later in the show
0:01:58 > 0:02:01two lucky families are going head-to-head
0:02:01 > 0:02:04and trying to win what some people describe as the greatest
0:02:04 > 0:02:08- prize ever given away on national television!- A presenter!- Yeah!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11ALL: Woo-oo-oo-oo!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13The question is...who's it going to be? Is it going to be me?
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Is it me? - Is it me?- Or is it him?
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Hee-hee!
0:02:18 > 0:02:24- It's definitely not him!- Hee-hee! - Definitely not him! Leave!
0:02:26 > 0:02:29He's got the biggest cheer of the show!
0:02:29 > 0:02:32One lucky family will be leaving today with either me
0:02:32 > 0:02:36or Mark as their prize. And once we've been won, the rules are...
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- There are no rules!- Yes, they can do with us what they please!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41So if you ever wanted a minor celebrity
0:02:41 > 0:02:43to be your slave for the day, this is the show for you!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46More of that later, because now it's time to give a big Wind Up
0:02:46 > 0:02:48welcome to today's special guest.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52It's Danny Anthony, aka Clyde from The Sarah Jane Adventures!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59If that wasn't enough, we've also got music from Cover Drive,
0:02:59 > 0:03:02who'll be performing Twilight right here in the Wind Up studio.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Give it up for Cover Drive, everybody.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08APPLAUSE
0:03:09 > 0:03:13But right now, I think it's time for less talk, more action.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Remember, this show is full to bursting with surprises and pranks,
0:03:17 > 0:03:21and no-one is safe, especially if you're an embarrassing dad.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Let's do this! - All right.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Woo!
0:03:29 > 0:03:34OK. Embarrassing dad. My radar is on today.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35Let's flush one out.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39- Callan. How you doing mate, you all right?- Yeah, I'm fine.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- This is your dad, Clive, isn't it? - Yes, it's my dad.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Yeah, and he spends quite a lot of time in the toilet, doesn't he?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48- Yes.- On it. On it.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Oh, yeah, on it, not in it!
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Why do you spend so much time in the toilet, mate?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Don't go into too much detail. Family show.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Peace and quiet.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Now, how is this embarrassing? Is it just you can't get on the loo?
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Well, kind of. He takes about ten minutes.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Yeah, that is pretty embarrassing!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Sam, have you got any more over there?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Hmmm.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Ten minutes? That's quick in my book!
0:04:12 > 0:04:17Anyway, let's see who else we can get. Who have we got here?
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- Hello, Phoebe.- Hello. - How you doing?- Good.
0:04:20 > 0:04:26Good. Now, a little dicky birdie tells me that your dad
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- likes to speed walk, is that true?- Yes.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32For everybody who doesn't know, what is speed walking?
0:04:32 > 0:04:36It's an embarrassing walk that he does every day.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38It's an embarrassing walk that he does every day.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42- What does he wear when he's speed walking?- Fluorescent clothes.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45You've got to be safe though, Phoebe, you've got to be safe.
0:04:45 > 0:04:50- That is embarrassing. Where is your dad today?- Working in London.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Oh, that's a shame. I'd have liked to have met him
0:04:53 > 0:04:55and his embarrassing walk.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Actually Phoebe, your dad's not at work.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59He's right here in the Wind Up studio.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Ladies and gentlemen, give a massive round of applause to Phoebe's dad!
0:05:03 > 0:05:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Woo! Yeah!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Unbelievable, my friend. Come on, show me how do you that.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43That's great. Love that.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45That's great.
0:05:46 > 0:05:51I reckon... yeah, I've found a new sport there, my friend.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54That's awesome. That was like Usain Bolt.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56If he, you know...just like that, yeah.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Phoebe, how does that embarrass you?- I loved that.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03That pretty embarrassing for you, Phoebe?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Bless you. She's speechless!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Don't worry, because we will give your dad
0:06:07 > 0:06:10the chance to redeem himself right here, in front of the whole country.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Dad, you need to go and get yourself ready.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Phoebe, come with me because it's time to play Dad On A Wheel.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Come on!
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Now, Dad is backstage, just getting himself ready.
0:06:32 > 0:06:37- Are you ready to see your dad as you've never seen him before?- OK.
0:06:37 > 0:06:42Audience, are you ready to see him as you've never seen him before?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Yes!
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Everybody in the Wind Up audience, give it up for Dad On A Wheel.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49# Dizzy
0:06:51 > 0:06:55# I'm so dizzy my head is spinning #
0:06:57 > 0:06:59All right!
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Dad, you are looking good. How you feeling?
0:07:03 > 0:07:04I'm feeling good.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08- He's feeling good. All right. - It looks like he's holding on tight.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12If you've just tuned in, I'll explain what on earth is going on.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16As you can see, we have a dad on a wheel split into six sections.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Sam, take over.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20OK. As you can see, there are three gold sections.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Now, if Dad lands on Dad, he will win himself a prize.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- That'd be nice, wouldn't it? - It would be fantastic.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Better still, if Dad lands on Audience, he will win a prize
0:07:30 > 0:07:32for our entire studio audience.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:38 > 0:07:42But better, better still, if Dad lands on Star,
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- he could win a prize for Phoebe. - Yes, he could.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Yes, all right, pipe down.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50She's got to answer the question correctly first.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54So, what we're saying is, gold is good.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Red, however, is bad.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Yes, if Dad lands on red, he will come face to face with...
0:08:03 > 0:08:07The Foaminater!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15This week's foaminater is Danny Anthony,
0:08:15 > 0:08:18aka Clive from The Sarah Jane Adventures.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Come on over, Danny. Come on over.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Come here, mate.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29You are looking good, man. You are looking real good.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31No more Mr Nice Guy. You know the score.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35If Dad lands on red, you need to release a furious amount of foam
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- right in his face. - Furious.- Furious.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Good. All right. We are ready. In that case, here we go.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Load of prizes, no big deal. Come on, Sam, wind up that wheel.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Here we go!
0:08:46 > 0:08:50# Let's go round again
0:08:50 > 0:08:54# Maybe we'll turn back the hands of time
0:08:54 > 0:08:56# Let's go round again
0:08:56 > 0:08:58# One more time
0:09:02 > 0:09:05# Let's go round again... #
0:09:09 > 0:09:13You have landed on Dad, which means you've won yourself a prize.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Let's see what it is. Have a look.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18It's only a toolbox, with some tools to put in your toolbox.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21We all need a toolbox, you know what I'm saying?
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- OK, how you feeling, Dad? - I'm feeling good.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Time for the second spin. Here we go!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29# Let's go round again
0:09:30 > 0:09:33# Maybe we'll turn back the hands of time
0:09:33 > 0:09:36# Let's go round again... #
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Yes!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42You have landed on Star.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Over to you, Mark.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45He's having a cracking time over there!
0:09:45 > 0:09:49OK. Phoebe, the question is...
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Which footballing dad has children
0:09:51 > 0:09:55called Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruise and Harper Seven?
0:09:55 > 0:09:56David Beckham.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00You're going for David Beckham? Ohh.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03You're right!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Let's have a look at your star prize.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- A wi-fi tablet? Very nice.- Wow!
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- What do you think of that, Phoebe?- Pretty good.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- Pretty excellent, I would say. - Time for the third and final spin.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Are you OK, Dad?- Absolutely. - Excellent. Here we go.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Can we make it three prizes in a row?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33We are about to find out.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- No way! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- You have landed on Star once again. - Over to you, Mark.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43OK, for the second star prize for you, Phoebe.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44The question is,
0:10:44 > 0:10:48Homer Simpson is the dad of which famous cartoon character?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- Bart Simpson.- Oh!
0:10:52 > 0:10:55LAUGHTER
0:10:55 > 0:10:58- You've got it right again! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Let's have a look and see what you have won.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05A hand-held games console.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Phoebe, you could open up your own electronics shop! That's amazing.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12OK, that means, on the end of Dad On A Wheel,
0:11:12 > 0:11:16Dad, you have won yourself some tools and a tool box to put them in,
0:11:16 > 0:11:19a wi-fi tablet, whatever that is,
0:11:19 > 0:11:21and you have won a games console as well.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26The best thing about it is you didn't get foamed by the Foaminator.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29I do think we should test to see if it is working.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:32 > 0:11:34In three, two, one...
0:11:35 > 0:11:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:45 > 0:11:48That was good. You have been a cracking sport.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Please give it up for our dad, everybody.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:53 > 0:11:56There is more from Danny later on in the show.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59That's not all, Phoebe. You have done really well.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01You and your family have also won
0:12:01 > 0:12:04the right to play for another special prize.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Check this out, it's pretty exciting.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Phoebe, we are inviting you to come back later
0:12:08 > 0:12:11and play Win the Presenter.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16But who will they be playing against?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18It could be anyone in this audience tonight.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20AUDIENCE: Whooo!
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Keep watching to find out who it's going to be.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Let's take a look at what else is coming in today's show.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- You've got something on your suit. - Foam.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31Calling all Sarah Jane Adventures fans.
0:12:31 > 0:12:36We are going to be catching up with Danny Anthony in a second.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38And calling all Doctor Who fans.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41We've got our biggest hidden camera prank yet
0:12:41 > 0:12:44as we create our own Dalek that can read people's minds.
0:12:44 > 0:12:49We have also got a cracking surprise in store involving
0:12:49 > 0:12:51a member of this audience.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Right now it's back to Sam and Mark in the studio.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:56 > 0:13:00Lots of good stuff still to come on today's show.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03If there is an alien in the Wind Up audience,
0:13:03 > 0:13:05I advise you to leave the studio,
0:13:05 > 0:13:09get in your UFO and leave planet Earth immediately.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Because if our next guest catches sight of you,
0:13:11 > 0:13:13you are in big trouble.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17It's the star of Sarah Jane Adventures, it's Danny Anthony.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:24 > 0:13:27How are you doing, man? Are you all right? Good to see you.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- Take a seat. - Thank you.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33- It's nice and comfy, isn't it? - Welcome to the show. How are you?
0:13:33 > 0:13:35I'm very well. Lovely to be here. You are looking very dapper.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38We borrowed our dads' suits.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40I thought it was a bit big, actually.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Before we go any further, let's take a look at you in action,
0:13:43 > 0:13:46doing your day job.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49PHONE RINGS
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Hi, this is Clyde. Speak to me. - PHONE CONTINUES RINGING
0:14:11 > 0:14:15- Nice. Exciting stuff. - The new series is looking great.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Do you sit back and relax at home and watch it like everyone else?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Yeah. I sit at home and watch it.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25It brings back memories from filming it and stuff.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29What has been your favourite series of Sarah Jane Adventures to film?
0:14:29 > 0:14:33I would probably say the first series, it was all new to me then.
0:14:33 > 0:14:38Meeting everyone for the first time and seeing the costumes and aliens.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Definitely my first series, I'd say.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44You've had the privilege of working with the Doctor himself, Matt Smith.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Let's take a look at you two in action.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49And...release!
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Blimey! You really have changed faces, haven't you?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57I couldn't see you before, I was too busy swapping.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- We are still cooking back here! - Where is my gran?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Right, yes. Sorry. She is in danger. We'd better, uh...
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- I can't turn round. - You will have to shuffle backwards.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Yes, OK. Thank you, Clyde.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Even your eyes are different.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17It is weird cos I thought the eyes would stay the same.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- Are you always white? - I could be anything.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Is there a limit? How many times could you change?
0:15:22 > 0:15:23507.
0:15:23 > 0:15:29- Nice.- I always think Matt Smith looks like a geography teacher.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32He is the man with the floppiest hair in show business.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34It's like this.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36What is it like to work with Matt Smith?
0:15:36 > 0:15:39He is the biggest ball of energy ever.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Really nice guy. Quite good at football. He used to play football.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Wasn't he going to be a professional footballer?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Yeah, for like, Norwich.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52He is one of them annoying people that are good at everything.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- I hate those people. - I'm like that.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Come on, Danny, be honest,
0:15:56 > 0:15:58have you got your eye on his job?
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- No, I'm not... Yes! - LAUGHTER
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Yeah!- Do you think you would make a good Doctor?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07I would probably be the smallest ever Doctor.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09I reckon I could be a Doctor.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- You are not small, are you? - I'm tiny.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Come on, let's stand up. Let's have a look.
0:16:15 > 0:16:20- LAUGHTER - Yeah, you are pretty small.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23That is the first time we have been taller than anybody.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Amazing. That's why I did that, I'm so sorry.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27It's been great talking to you.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Danny Anthony.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Listen up, Danny, you might want to stick around.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42We have a major Doctor Who-based wind-up coming later in the show.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Check this out.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Sonic toilet roll! A sonic sock!
0:16:48 > 0:16:50I can see it but...
0:16:50 > 0:16:53This is the new Doctor Who and I don't like it.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Intriguing stuff. Danny, what do you make of that?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00I like the sound of a sonic toilet roll.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02That pretty good.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Stay tuned to find out what that is all about later in the show.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08That's just the kind of thing we get up to on Wind Up.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10There is plenty more where that came from.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11LAUGHTER
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Three, two, one.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16# Party rock is in the house tonight
0:17:16 > 0:17:19# Everybody just have a good time
0:17:21 > 0:17:24# And we're gonna make you lose your mind
0:17:24 > 0:17:26# We just want to see you... #
0:17:26 > 0:17:28You told me to pull it hard!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Barnsley!- Barnsley!
0:17:33 > 0:17:34- Yorkshire!- Yorkshire!
0:17:34 > 0:17:36I'm from Italy.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38- That's enough, thanks. - Okily-dokily.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Brilliant!
0:17:49 > 0:17:53I found that very, very disturbing.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Still to come, two families will be going head-to-head
0:17:58 > 0:18:02in order to walk away with one of the greatest prizes ever given away.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04- Me.- Or me.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07As we play Win the Presenter. We've met our first family, the Birds.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10In case you missed it, we strapped embarrassing Nick onto a wheel
0:18:10 > 0:18:13and gave him a spin. He did brilliantly.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17He ended up winning two star prizes for Phoebe and a toolbox.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18He's having a good day.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22It's time to randomly select our second studio victim.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Let us introduce a friend of ours, bring on the Finger.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:31 > 0:18:34We have got a little treat. I'm bagging the red one.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you the Finger of Fun.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42Finger, we need you to select a mum that loves having some fun.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Finger of Fun, find us a mum! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Who is he going to pick?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Wavy hands, wavy, wavy.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59He is really on top form, the Finger, tonight.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03- Is he going to pick you? - He doesn't know, he doesn't know.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06It could be you! Not you, mate. Not you.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Who is it going to be?
0:19:10 > 0:19:12LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:19:15 > 0:19:17The Finger has spoken.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19- What is your name?- Emma.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Emma, get yourself down here because it is time to have some fun.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27It is time for The Prize Surprise.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36Lovely Emma. How are you feeling?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Like someone is going to get into trouble later.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Who are you here with?
0:19:42 > 0:19:47I'm here with my husband and my two daughters and my son.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49To tell you the truth, we knew that.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52They have been helping us out for the past few weeks.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55We have been doing some digging.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58We found out you've got a mouse in your house. Is that true?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00LAUGHTER
0:20:02 > 0:20:06No, my husband THINKS we have a mouse.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09So you have never actually seen this mouse?
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- NO-ONE has ever seen at this mouse. - That is interesting.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16We thought we'd investigate further. We took a trip to your house.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20- LAUGHTER - Do you want to see what we found?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22LAUGHTER
0:20:22 > 0:20:24I'm afraid we are going to have a look anyway.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28- There is your stairway. - Lovely stairway.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Lovely kitchen. Is that granite worktops? Yes, please.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- We can't see a mouse anywhere. - No mouse.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39- Where are we going now? - The living room? Still no mouse.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41LAUGHTER
0:20:45 > 0:20:47How could you not find him? He's massive!
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- LAUGHTER - And he's reading your paper!
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Emma, I think it is fair to say you have got a mouse in your house.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56In fact, you could say...
0:20:56 > 0:20:59(MIMES) # Hoots, man, there's a mouse loose about this house. #
0:20:59 > 0:21:02LIVELY MUSIC
0:21:05 > 0:21:08OK, OK. Stop the nonsense.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10It's time to get serious. Be serious, Emma!
0:21:10 > 0:21:13There is a massive mouse, there.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Because, Emma, once we discovered you did have a mouse,
0:21:17 > 0:21:20we thought we did stick around, as you do.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22We are about to ask you a series of questions based on
0:21:22 > 0:21:25what your mouse gets up to when you're not around.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28For example, we found out last Thursday at half past eight,
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Mr Mouse felt like having a bit of a boogie.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34He was dancing to your favourite band in your living room.
0:21:34 > 0:21:39The cheeky little mouse, I can't believe it!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42To win a prize, can you name what the band was?
0:21:42 > 0:21:48Was it A) The Wanted, B) Take That or C) ABBA?
0:21:48 > 0:21:49ABBA.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52She seems very confident. You're going for C) ABBA.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Let's see if you're right.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01MUSIC: "Dancing Queen" by ABBA
0:22:01 > 0:22:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:09 > 0:22:12I tell you what, he can move, that mouse.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14- Look at that!- Hello!
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Very good.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19No wonder he was making loads of noise, dancing around like that.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Well done. That means you have just won a prize for you and your family.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25APPLAUSE
0:22:25 > 0:22:29Mr Mouse likes nothing more than flicking through your old photos.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Who knows what old horrors may lurk within those pages?
0:22:32 > 0:22:36I wouldn't want anyone looking through my photo album.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Yes, but what photo caught his eye?
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Was it A) An embarrassing photo of you asleep on the settee, dribbling?
0:22:41 > 0:22:46Was it B) A picture of you with a dodgy poodle perm haircut?
0:22:46 > 0:22:50Or was it C) An embarrassing photo of you from your schooldays
0:22:50 > 0:22:52compete with school uniform?
0:22:53 > 0:22:57- It would be the school uniform. - Interesting.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00OK, let's see if you are right.
0:23:00 > 0:23:05Look at him looking through. He's laughing at you.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Very good.
0:23:14 > 0:23:19You are doing very well. I like the swept-back look. I think it's in.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22You have not aged, Emma! Tell me what moisturiser you use, please.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25- All right, that's enough.- Sorry.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29Emma, later on in the day, Mr Mouse felt like chilling out.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32- Fair play, he had had a busy day. - He certainly has.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35He was doing what you sometimes do to unwind.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37I'll give you a clue. It's a bit sneaky.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41Was it A) Having a bubble bath, whilst reading a gossip magazine?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Was it B) Hiding in the shed with a cup of coffee?
0:23:43 > 0:23:47Or C) Emma, lying in bed, eating a bowl of crisps,
0:23:47 > 0:23:50having a drink whilst watching Come Dine With Me?
0:23:50 > 0:23:52LAUGHTER
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- He's on my bed! - LAUGHTER
0:23:56 > 0:23:59I don't know what you possibly could mean!
0:23:59 > 0:24:02All right, let us have a look and see if you are right.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04You're going for C).
0:24:04 > 0:24:06LAUGHTER
0:24:06 > 0:24:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:11 > 0:24:14I hope he doesn't leave any crumbs for you, Emma.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18Congratulations, you've just won three prizes for your family.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Well done.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25But right now we are going to wind things up a notch because
0:24:25 > 0:24:30we are going to give you the chance to catch that mouse once and for all.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33He's only come and followed you to the Wind Up studio.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36He's not got a care in the world, spinning on that chair.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39It's a proper dodgy suit, that.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42As you can see, he is standing next to the star prize,
0:24:42 > 0:24:45a HD TV and DVD.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47That is a lot of letters.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51If you manage to catch the mouse in 60 seconds,
0:24:51 > 0:24:53that prize is yours.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56This might help you, actually. Give me a push, Sam.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00- This might help you, actually. - Get that in your hands.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03We've put 60 seconds on the clock.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06"How will you find him?" I hear you ask. Simple.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Just follow the trail of cheese crumbs. Go, go, go!
0:25:09 > 0:25:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- 60 seconds! - Come on!
0:25:19 > 0:25:24- You are going the wrong way! - Not that way! Come back!
0:25:27 > 0:25:30- Emma, what on earth are you doing? - Come back this way!
0:25:32 > 0:25:35- That way! - That cheese, that cheese!
0:25:35 > 0:25:37- That way! - Go, go, go!
0:25:37 > 0:25:40- Run, run, run! - You can do it! You can do it!
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- Come on! - Where are you?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Yes! Yes! Yes!
0:25:47 > 0:25:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:53 > 0:25:57Congratulations, Emma. You have done it!
0:25:57 > 0:26:01You have caught the mouse and you have bagged this week's star prize.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03- How are you feeling? - Fantastic.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Watch that mouse, he hasn't had his jabs.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08We're not done with you yet,
0:26:08 > 0:26:12because you and your family are invited back later in the show
0:26:12 > 0:26:14and you are going to take part in the grand finale
0:26:14 > 0:26:18- to end all "granand finanails". - Easy for you to say!
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Something like that, anyway. Win the Presenter.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- Which means you could be leaving here in possession of me.- Or me.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28Let's give it up one more time for Emma and the mouse.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:31 > 0:26:36We are seconds away from today's You've Been Smarked.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38I suggest you stay tuned.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40One unlucky, I mean lucky, family,
0:26:40 > 0:26:45will get to leave here today with either Sam or Mark.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48That's right, it's Win the Presenter.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50And if that isn't enough to whet your whistle,
0:26:50 > 0:26:54we have also got Cover Drive performing their latest single
0:26:54 > 0:26:57live in the Wind Up studio.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:03 > 0:27:05It's time to wind things up a notch
0:27:05 > 0:27:07and give somebody a right good Smarking.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09As wind-ups go, this one's pretty big.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11You may say it was out of this world.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15If you're partial to a bit of Doctor ooh action, Doctor ooh,
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Doctor Who action, all right!
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Doctor Who action, you might want to listen up real good.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21He ain't kidding.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24For this wind-up to work, we needed to find three
0:27:24 > 0:27:26of the biggest Doctor Who fans in Britain.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Scrap that, Europe. No, shut up, Sam, the world.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Scrap that, the solar system. That's what I'm saying to you.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Finished? Luckily for us, we knew just the people.
0:27:35 > 0:27:39Meet Rowan, Alice and George. They appeared our hit show, TMI Friday.
0:27:39 > 0:27:44- They were great fun. - It was a Christmas show! Good times.
0:27:44 > 0:27:48More importantly, it turned out that Rowan, Alice and George
0:27:48 > 0:27:51were massive fans of a certain Doctor.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54TMI is not the only show you are a massive fan of, is it?
0:27:54 > 0:27:56- No.- What's the show?
0:27:56 > 0:28:00- Doctor Who.- Of course it is.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07Please give it up for Alice, Rowan and George.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:09 > 0:28:11Let's start at the beginning. We got in touch with your parents
0:28:11 > 0:28:15and came up with a story about you winning a Doctor Who competition.
0:28:15 > 0:28:19After weeks of secret planning, we were in business.
0:28:19 > 0:28:22What were you expecting when you turned up on the day?
0:28:22 > 0:28:24I wasn't really expecting that much.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27I thought we'd be having a normal tour
0:28:27 > 0:28:29and then just something extra.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32Interesting. There was something extra!
0:28:32 > 0:28:35- Shall we see how your day began?- No!
0:28:35 > 0:28:38It is all right, I promise you! Let's have a look.
0:28:38 > 0:28:43'So there we are waiting for our sci-fi enthusiasts to arrive.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46- 'That's me. - And that is me.
0:28:46 > 0:28:49'Here they come. Let's Smark them.'
0:28:49 > 0:28:52- Here come our winners. - SQUEALING
0:28:54 > 0:28:58'There's our three targets.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00'And here is our Wind Up actor, Barry,
0:29:00 > 0:29:02'posing as a producer from the Doctor Who series.
0:29:02 > 0:29:06'He will be giving the guys the VIP treatment today, or so they think.'
0:29:06 > 0:29:09Listen, today I'm going to give you a genuine
0:29:09 > 0:29:12glimpse into the future of Doctor Who.
0:29:12 > 0:29:16We are going on a special journey. Join me. Wave goodbye to the past.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19We are going through time and space
0:29:19 > 0:29:21as we journey into the world of Doctor Who.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24'First stop, a photo-shoot.
0:29:24 > 0:29:27'We've told them we'll add some special effects later,
0:29:27 > 0:29:32'otherwise they'll be stood in front of a screen, looking silly. Oops!'
0:29:32 > 0:29:37We need some promotional snaps, some photographs, for our website.
0:29:37 > 0:29:43Really concentrate. Pout, pout! Now an action one.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46Hold it, hold it. Now the aliens are going to come around you.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50Aargh! Your feet, your toes, your legs.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53Everybody to the right! Hold!
0:29:53 > 0:29:55To the left! Hold!
0:29:57 > 0:30:00He's going to shoot at you now! Ugh!
0:30:00 > 0:30:03Hold it! Go down, George! Get lower!
0:30:03 > 0:30:05Lower! One big heap with the aliens!
0:30:05 > 0:30:08Oooh!
0:30:09 > 0:30:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:30:12 > 0:30:15Did you guys used to be models? You were good at that.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18ALL: No!
0:30:18 > 0:30:21Let's talk about Barry, our Wind Up actor.
0:30:21 > 0:30:25Did he make a believable Doctor Who producer?
0:30:25 > 0:30:27- He was really good. - He was really convincing.
0:30:27 > 0:30:30I don't think I'd have believed it from a different actor.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33It was amazing how good it was, how believable it all was.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36- He'd done his research. - It's time to get pranking.
0:30:36 > 0:30:38After that nice, gentle opening,
0:30:38 > 0:30:40the big question was how far could Barry push it?
0:30:42 > 0:30:46I am happy to show you the future of Doctor Who, OK?
0:30:46 > 0:30:49As long as you promise me you will not tell anybody.
0:30:49 > 0:30:54In there is Doctor Who of the future. Can I trust you?
0:30:54 > 0:30:58- Yes. - OK, let us do the Doctor Who oath.
0:30:59 > 0:31:01Make the D.
0:31:01 > 0:31:04Then you make the W for Who.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Repeat after me.
0:31:07 > 0:31:09- I... - ALL: I...
0:31:09 > 0:31:11- Name... - ALL: Name...
0:31:11 > 0:31:14No. Don't say name, say your name. Ready?
0:31:14 > 0:31:17- I... - I, Rowan...
0:31:17 > 0:31:20- Do hereby swear... - ALL: Do hereby swear...
0:31:20 > 0:31:23- That I shall never... - ALL: That I shall never...
0:31:23 > 0:31:25Never, never, ever...
0:31:25 > 0:31:27ALL: Never, never, ever...
0:31:27 > 0:31:30- No, no, never... - ALL: No, no, never...
0:31:30 > 0:31:34Reveal any information to any living creature...
0:31:34 > 0:31:37ALL: To any living creature...
0:31:37 > 0:31:41- Whether animal, mineral... - ALL: Whether animal, mineral...
0:31:41 > 0:31:43- Or journalist... - ALL: Or journalist.
0:31:43 > 0:31:46'Absolute gibberish!'
0:31:46 > 0:31:48ALL: And I hereby uphold...
0:31:48 > 0:31:54- The intergalactic hypothalamus. - ALL: The intergalactic hypothalamus.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56Go, Gallifrey, go.
0:31:56 > 0:31:58Go, Gallifrey, go.
0:31:58 > 0:32:02'With the all-important but totally made-up oath out of the way,
0:32:02 > 0:32:05'it's time for Rowan, Alice and George to access our top-secret lab.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07- Are you ready? - ALL: Yeah!
0:32:17 > 0:32:20- What is your first impressions? - It's really cool.
0:32:20 > 0:32:24I'm going to start with the future Doctor Who.
0:32:24 > 0:32:28Had you ever heard of Matt Smith before you saw he was Doctor Who?
0:32:28 > 0:32:30All: No.
0:32:30 > 0:32:31He has done this series,
0:32:31 > 0:32:34after that, he's off to Hollywood.
0:32:34 > 0:32:37We needed to think of a new Doctor,
0:32:37 > 0:32:40a person that has a global recognition.
0:32:40 > 0:32:42Like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
0:32:42 > 0:32:46We are looking for a true global superstar.
0:32:46 > 0:32:49- What about Stephen Fry? - David Hasselhoff, I don't know!
0:32:49 > 0:32:52Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you
0:32:52 > 0:32:55to the 12th Doctor Who.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00LAUGHTER
0:33:00 > 0:33:05- Simon Cowell. - He is not really an actor, is he?
0:33:05 > 0:33:08Simon Cowell, before he went into music, was an actor.
0:33:08 > 0:33:11- Is he in American Idol now?- No.
0:33:11 > 0:33:13Is he going to do the X Factor?
0:33:13 > 0:33:14- I don't know.- No.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16Really!?
0:33:16 > 0:33:20Simon Cowell will give us the Dal-X Factor.
0:33:20 > 0:33:21That's what we need.
0:33:21 > 0:33:26If we have a new Doctor, we need to give him a new baddie.
0:33:26 > 0:33:32This is the new baddy to fight the brand-new 12th Doctor Who.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40LAUGHTER
0:33:45 > 0:33:47Do you see the theme?
0:33:47 > 0:33:50You're not so sure. Why?
0:33:53 > 0:33:57Because it is not a monster, it's just a person's head.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59It will be the baddie with the highest hair.
0:33:59 > 0:34:02I really can't imagine Simon Cowell as an actor.
0:34:02 > 0:34:06- Point out of 10 for this idea.- One.
0:34:06 > 0:34:10'They don't look convinced by Doctor Simon and the Jedward alien.
0:34:10 > 0:34:14'What will they make of the rubbish gadgets we have knocked up?
0:34:14 > 0:34:19- What is the Doctor's main weapon? - Sonic screwdriver.
0:34:19 > 0:34:22- Here is...- A sonic sock.- Exactly.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24If he ever dropped his sonic screwdriver,
0:34:24 > 0:34:26he could take off his sock and use it.
0:34:26 > 0:34:29- What's that?- Sonic sponge.
0:34:29 > 0:34:33Simon Cowell, look at him. He sweats a lot, running around.
0:34:33 > 0:34:36That could be useful for his personal hygiene.
0:34:36 > 0:34:39- What is that, George? - Sonic...toilet roll.
0:34:39 > 0:34:44You can see him coming out of the room, Sonic toilet roll! Thank you.
0:34:44 > 0:34:47'Have our cheap made-up gadgets, coiffed-up aliens
0:34:47 > 0:34:49'and dodgy Doctor won them over?
0:34:49 > 0:34:51'Let's get Barry out the way and find out.'
0:34:54 > 0:34:56They can't be serious.
0:34:56 > 0:35:00They must be joking. This is all so ridiculous.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03Simon Cowell, I really can't imagine him as a Doctor.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06- Jedward. Sonic toilet roll. - Sonic toilet roll!
0:35:06 > 0:35:07A sonic sock.
0:35:07 > 0:35:10- These ones are quite nice. - The drill is good, yeah.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15They're good, I quite like them.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17I can see it, but...
0:35:17 > 0:35:20If this is new Doctor Who, and I don't like it.
0:35:21 > 0:35:23APPLAUSE
0:35:23 > 0:35:27"If this is the new Doctor Who, I don't like it!" Great quote!
0:35:27 > 0:35:31George, why don't you think Simon Cowell would make a good Doctor?
0:35:31 > 0:35:34He's just so well known as a music producer,
0:35:34 > 0:35:37I just don't think he'd fit the part at all.
0:35:37 > 0:35:40- You're probably right, actually. - You're probably right!
0:35:40 > 0:35:44And Alice, if Simon Cowell was a bit of a stretch of the imagination,
0:35:44 > 0:35:47- what about Jedward as Doctor's new baddie?- Er...
0:35:47 > 0:35:49SAM LAUGHS
0:35:49 > 0:35:53They're so nice, you can't see them as a baddie!
0:35:53 > 0:35:57Finally, Rowan, what did you think about the sonic toilet paper?
0:35:57 > 0:36:00Not a good idea, no!
0:36:00 > 0:36:03The Doctor's got to have twosies as well.
0:36:03 > 0:36:06Well, it was time to wind things up another notch
0:36:06 > 0:36:11and introduce to you a little creation of ours. Over to you, Barry.
0:36:11 > 0:36:16Ladies and gentlemen, this is genuinely the future of Doctor Who.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18It's been nine, ten years in development,
0:36:18 > 0:36:22its cost nearly a quarter of a million dollars,
0:36:22 > 0:36:26- and it's been developed by NASA. Do you know what NASA is?- Space...
0:36:26 > 0:36:28The Space Agency.
0:36:28 > 0:36:30It's been developed by them
0:36:30 > 0:36:33because they understand robotics. I'll reveal it to you.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38This, ladies and gentlemen,
0:36:38 > 0:36:40this is wi-fi
0:36:40 > 0:36:43artificial intelligence
0:36:43 > 0:36:45NASA experiment,
0:36:45 > 0:36:48or WAiNE, for short.
0:36:51 > 0:36:54OK? Do you like him?
0:36:55 > 0:36:59It has AI technology, and that's what I find so exciting.
0:36:59 > 0:37:06This baby can think for itself, which means it can read...
0:37:06 > 0:37:10- Minds.- Exactly, and that's what's different. Shall I prove it?
0:37:10 > 0:37:11Let's do that.
0:37:11 > 0:37:16It's time for WAiNE to demonstrate its incredible mind-reading ability.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18Well, sort of.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21We've got their mums watching from a hidden room.
0:37:21 > 0:37:25When the kids ask a question, they give us the answers,
0:37:25 > 0:37:28making it look like WAiNE has supernatural powers.
0:37:28 > 0:37:31You ask it a question that I don't know the answer to,
0:37:31 > 0:37:36there's no way I could've programmed it into the computer.
0:37:36 > 0:37:39Speak slowly, say, "WAiNE," and ask your question.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41- WAiNE...- Slowly.
0:37:41 > 0:37:47Who is my favourite actor?
0:37:47 > 0:37:51- (WHISPERING)- Taylor Lautner? - Is that his name?- Yeah.
0:37:52 > 0:37:56AS WAiNE: Taylor Lautner.
0:37:57 > 0:38:02- Is that right? Who is it? - Taylor Lautner!- You see?
0:38:02 > 0:38:08- How amazing is that?- That's a good start for WAiNE. Next up, George.
0:38:08 > 0:38:12WAiNE, what is the name of my dog?
0:38:12 > 0:38:16- (WHISPERING)- Poppy.- Poppy?
0:38:16 > 0:38:19(AS WAiNE) Poppy.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21- Poppy.- Is that right?- Yeah.- Yes!
0:38:21 > 0:38:25WAiNE's done it again, and it looks like they're buying it.
0:38:25 > 0:38:29WAiNE, what is the name of my cat?
0:38:29 > 0:38:31- (WHISPERING)- Indy.- Indy?
0:38:31 > 0:38:32(AS WAiNE) Indy.
0:38:32 > 0:38:36- What is the name?- Indy. - Is that right?
0:38:36 > 0:38:39That's three out of three for WAiNE,
0:38:39 > 0:38:43but Rowan wants one more go just to be sure it really can read minds.
0:38:45 > 0:38:50WAiNE, how many goldfish do I have?
0:38:50 > 0:38:56- (WHISPERING)- Her brother has one. - Her brother has one?- She's got none?
0:38:56 > 0:38:58Think, think, think.
0:38:58 > 0:39:02- (WHISPERING)- You have none. - You have none.
0:39:02 > 0:39:04(AS WAiNE) Your brother has one.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06You have none.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08Is that right?
0:39:08 > 0:39:10Your brother has one? You tricked me!
0:39:10 > 0:39:13I didn't realise! I forgot that!
0:39:13 > 0:39:17- Your brother does have one?- Yeah. - Yes, so that's four out of four.
0:39:22 > 0:39:26Come on, guys, it's time to be honest now.
0:39:26 > 0:39:31- We had you hook, line and sinker there, didn't we?- Yeah!
0:39:31 > 0:39:33What did you think of WAiNE when you saw him?
0:39:33 > 0:39:36My first impression, it looked quite good,
0:39:36 > 0:39:38something that could be a monster.
0:39:38 > 0:39:42You were blown away by WAiNE's superpowers,
0:39:42 > 0:39:45but things were about to take a turn for the worse
0:39:45 > 0:39:50as we wound things up and discovered that WAiNE had a mind of his own.
0:39:50 > 0:39:55If I think and I voice it, it will move.
0:40:00 > 0:40:04WAiNE, move forward.
0:40:05 > 0:40:07Stop!
0:40:07 > 0:40:09Right, you have a go.
0:40:09 > 0:40:13WAiNE, move to the left.
0:40:13 > 0:40:16A little, a little!
0:40:16 > 0:40:18- Stop, stop!- Stop!
0:40:18 > 0:40:19Oh, my goodness!
0:40:19 > 0:40:23- George, you're next. - WAiNE...- Louder.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26Move in a circle.
0:40:26 > 0:40:27Hold the thing.
0:40:27 > 0:40:30That's it, you are controlling it. That's it.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33Left, left, and stop.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36- Stop, stop, WAiNE. - Oh, my goodness.
0:40:36 > 0:40:40I can't tell it to stop because you're connected to that.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43- Right, it's your go. - WAiNE, move backwards.
0:40:43 > 0:40:45Think it, think it, think it.
0:40:45 > 0:40:49- Stop.- Have you ever seen anything like this before?- No.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52- Is it the most awesome thing you've seen?- Yeah.
0:40:52 > 0:40:54- Marks out of 10?- 10.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56- 110.- 1,010.
0:40:56 > 0:41:00'Well, they all seemed pretty impressed,
0:41:00 > 0:41:03'but how will they feel if WAiNE malfunctions?'
0:41:03 > 0:41:05Move backwards.
0:41:07 > 0:41:08Go backwards.
0:41:08 > 0:41:11- Stop.- Stop, stop, stop!
0:41:11 > 0:41:14- Forward, move it forward. - Move forward.
0:41:14 > 0:41:15That's it. Not so quickly!
0:41:15 > 0:41:17Stop. Stop!
0:41:17 > 0:41:19LOUD EXPLOSION
0:41:19 > 0:41:23- Oh! Oh, my goodness!- I'm so sorry!
0:41:23 > 0:41:27That's a quarter of a million dollars! It's moving on its own!
0:41:27 > 0:41:30- Turn it off!- Stop! - Stop, WAiNE!- How do you turn it off?
0:41:30 > 0:41:32- WAiNE!- Stop!
0:41:32 > 0:41:34LOUD BANG
0:41:34 > 0:41:39Hang on, hang on, let me get the engineers.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41Engineers! Quick!
0:41:41 > 0:41:43'I think it's time to go and reveal ourselves
0:41:43 > 0:41:46'before everything goes up in smoke.'
0:41:46 > 0:41:49- What did you press?! - I didn't press anything.
0:41:49 > 0:41:51Engineers! Here they are.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53Engineers, not aliens!
0:41:53 > 0:41:56Actually, we're not even aliens.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58- ALL:- No!
0:41:58 > 0:41:59No way!
0:41:59 > 0:42:01We've just been doing our new show
0:42:01 > 0:42:05and you have been well and truly smarked.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07- Look at this bad boy here! - Oh, my God!
0:42:07 > 0:42:11- Cameras everywhere! How are you feeling?- Oh, no.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13- Did we get you good?- Yeah.
0:42:15 > 0:42:17APPLAUSE
0:42:18 > 0:42:20Bless you.
0:42:22 > 0:42:25Ahhh, we got you good, then, didn't we?
0:42:25 > 0:42:29What did you think when you thought you'd destroyed WAiNE?
0:42:29 > 0:42:35Loads of things were running through my head. Including the bank bill.
0:42:36 > 0:42:40- How did you feel when we showed up at the end?- Relieved.
0:42:40 > 0:42:45And happy that the Simon Cowell and Jedward wasn't actually real.
0:42:45 > 0:42:48Don't worry, Doctor Who, the next series is safe.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51Listen, guys. We've got some good news for you.
0:42:51 > 0:42:55We sent WAiNE back to NASA, they fixed him up and he's back.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00Stop, stop, stop!
0:43:00 > 0:43:03CHEERING
0:43:05 > 0:43:06Old friends, reunited.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09Well, you were well and truly smarked,
0:43:09 > 0:43:13but they've been fantastic sports. Please, put your hands together
0:43:13 > 0:43:15for Alex, Rob and George, and of course, WAiNE.
0:43:15 > 0:43:20CHEERING
0:43:20 > 0:43:23Well, if that wasn't exciting enough, it's now time to find out
0:43:23 > 0:43:26which one of us is today's star prize.
0:43:26 > 0:43:28It's time to Win the Presenter.
0:43:30 > 0:43:35Win the Presenter, do you realise what those four words mean?
0:43:35 > 0:43:37When people look back at this century,
0:43:37 > 0:43:41- what are they going to remember? - The royal wedding.- Not that.
0:43:41 > 0:43:43- The Olympics.- No.- Jedward?- No.
0:43:43 > 0:43:47Win the Presenter.
0:43:47 > 0:43:49Are we crazy? Probably.
0:43:49 > 0:43:54But, hey, that's how we roll. Work hard, play hard, live for today.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57- We're pretty rock and roll. - Are we out tonight?
0:43:57 > 0:44:00- I can't, mate. I'm cooking a lasagne. - Fair enough.
0:44:02 > 0:44:06Welcome to Win the Presenter
0:44:06 > 0:44:11and let's find out which presenter they're playing for today.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14He's one in a million and not in a good way.
0:44:14 > 0:44:16It's Mark!
0:44:19 > 0:44:24Which means it's time to meet your host, Mr Sam Nixon.
0:44:24 > 0:44:28CHEERING
0:44:31 > 0:44:34Yeah! Woo! Welcome to Win the Presenter
0:44:34 > 0:44:38where our two families go head-to-head to win...
0:44:38 > 0:44:40- Mark Rhodes!- Hello!
0:44:42 > 0:44:43Yeah, yeah, yeah!
0:44:43 > 0:44:47Today one of these two lucky families will get to take Mark home
0:44:47 > 0:44:51and do anything they want with him, whether he likes it or not.
0:44:51 > 0:44:54- Are you looking forward to being won? - What do you think?
0:44:54 > 0:44:57If I asked you the same question, what would you say to me?
0:44:57 > 0:45:00- I'd say yeah. - Yeah, of course you would.
0:45:00 > 0:45:02Let's meet the families.
0:45:02 > 0:45:05Now, Nick, we saw you earlier being strapped to a wheel.
0:45:05 > 0:45:08This is a good chance for you to get some revenge
0:45:08 > 0:45:10cos Dad On A Wheel,
0:45:10 > 0:45:12- it's all Mark's idea.- What?!
0:45:12 > 0:45:15Do you want to introduce the rest of your team?
0:45:15 > 0:45:18Absolutely. This is Phoebe, my daughter, obviously.
0:45:18 > 0:45:23- Charlie, my son. And Laura, my wife. - OK. Give it up for the Birds.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27Now, the Birds, to get your hands on Mark,
0:45:27 > 0:45:31you are going to have to beat the Brophys. Emma, we saw you
0:45:31 > 0:45:35and your mouse in your lovely house. Oh, that rhymes!
0:45:35 > 0:45:39Would you like to introduce the rest of your team, please?
0:45:39 > 0:45:42This is my daughter, Izzy. My daughter, Phoebe.
0:45:42 > 0:45:46- And my husband, Nigel. - Give it up for the Brophys!
0:45:46 > 0:45:49If you want some inspiration about what to do with
0:45:49 > 0:45:53this very special prize, and he is special, look at his face there.
0:45:53 > 0:45:57Ahhh. Just take a look at what our last winning family got up to
0:45:57 > 0:46:00when they won the presenter.
0:46:03 > 0:46:07- Hi, Chloe. Have you got lots of jobs for me?- Yes.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16Good girl.
0:46:19 > 0:46:21TOILET FLUSHES
0:46:21 > 0:46:22Hey!
0:46:25 > 0:46:28Still warm!
0:46:28 > 0:46:31Sam. Kennel. Now.
0:46:31 > 0:46:32All right.
0:46:36 > 0:46:38HORN BEEPS
0:46:38 > 0:46:40LAUGHTER
0:46:42 > 0:46:45All done. Guys, are you happy with the job I've done?
0:46:45 > 0:46:46- All:- Fantastic!
0:46:46 > 0:46:49Good. The Birds and the Brophys, if you win Mark today,
0:46:49 > 0:46:52that's what you could get Mark to do around your house.
0:46:52 > 0:46:54Good luck. Bye.
0:46:59 > 0:47:04So, the Birds, have you got any unpleasant jobs that need doing?
0:47:04 > 0:47:07All righty. Bring the rabbit in at night, that's a job and a half.
0:47:07 > 0:47:09- Really?!- What?
0:47:09 > 0:47:13Interesting, very interesting. Brophys, what about you?
0:47:13 > 0:47:16We'd make him do pest control.
0:47:16 > 0:47:18SAM LAUGHS
0:47:18 > 0:47:22Not a bad idea at all. OK, Mark, you go and get yourself ready.
0:47:22 > 0:47:24It's time for Chimp In A Chair.
0:47:31 > 0:47:36Let me introduce to you, the Wind Up chair.
0:47:39 > 0:47:44As you can see, there is a monkey spinning very quickly on that chair.
0:47:44 > 0:47:47That dizzy fellow is Mark's pet chimp.
0:47:47 > 0:47:51Once the chair stops spinning, our dizzy chimp will have 20 seconds
0:47:51 > 0:47:55to grab as many of these Yorkshire puddings as possible.
0:47:55 > 0:47:59The question is, how many will he be able to grab?
0:47:59 > 0:48:02Families, you have five seconds to write down your answers.
0:48:02 > 0:48:06Don't forget, it's going to be quite difficult for the monkey.
0:48:06 > 0:48:09After he's spun around, his balance will be all over the shop.
0:48:09 > 0:48:12OK. Write down your answer.
0:48:12 > 0:48:18We're about to stop the chimp. In three, two, one. Stop the chimp!
0:48:18 > 0:48:21OK. Chimp, go, go, go!
0:48:21 > 0:48:24This way. This way.
0:48:24 > 0:48:25This way!
0:48:25 > 0:48:30Over there. On your feet, chimp. On your feet!
0:48:32 > 0:48:34On your feet!
0:48:34 > 0:48:37LAUGHTER
0:48:40 > 0:48:45You've got to pick them up, chimp! Pick up the Yorkshire puddings!
0:48:45 > 0:48:47KLAXON
0:48:47 > 0:48:51Time is up. Stop, stop. Mark, come and help us.
0:48:52 > 0:48:55OK, chimp, come over here. How many have you got? Wow.
0:48:55 > 0:48:59Pretty busy chimp. Let's see how many you've got. Here we go.
0:48:59 > 0:49:03Give me the Yorkshire puddings, you crazy monkey!
0:49:03 > 0:49:06We've got one, we've got two.
0:49:06 > 0:49:09CHEERING
0:49:09 > 0:49:14So, the Birds. What was your guess? Tell us.
0:49:14 > 0:49:16- Nine.- Nine!
0:49:16 > 0:49:18Interesting. The Brophys?
0:49:18 > 0:49:20- Seven.- Seven!
0:49:20 > 0:49:24Which means, the Brophys, you are the closest, you get the points.
0:49:24 > 0:49:25Congratulations.
0:49:25 > 0:49:28CHEERING
0:49:28 > 0:49:33OK, so that means the Brophys are in the lead. Interesting.
0:49:33 > 0:49:36It's time to ask The Big Question.
0:49:45 > 0:49:48OK, so the Birds, you need to win this round to stay in the game.
0:49:48 > 0:49:51It's time for the big question.
0:49:51 > 0:49:56Mark, he's not a bad-looking chap, but he's got a bit of a big head.
0:49:56 > 0:50:01Yes, Mr Rhodes reckons that he's a better-looking version of this guy.
0:50:02 > 0:50:08Yes, that's American Idol host and full-time dreamboat, Ryan Seacrest.
0:50:08 > 0:50:10But, the big question is,
0:50:10 > 0:50:15what percentage of the Wind Up studio audience agreed with Mark?
0:50:15 > 0:50:18OK, families, please write down your answer.
0:50:21 > 0:50:22We were once filming in America
0:50:22 > 0:50:25and somebody did come up you in the street and say,
0:50:25 > 0:50:27"Are you Ryan Seacrest?"
0:50:28 > 0:50:34- They did.- OK, families, time is up. I need you to write down your answer.
0:50:34 > 0:50:37The Birds, this is a big moment for you. Tell us your answer.
0:50:37 > 0:50:3945%.
0:50:39 > 0:50:4145%...
0:50:41 > 0:50:42AUDIENCE GROANS
0:50:42 > 0:50:45The Brophys, tell us your answer.
0:50:45 > 0:50:49- 30.- 30%. AUDIENCE GROANS
0:50:49 > 0:50:51OK. The nearest to it wins.
0:50:51 > 0:50:55I can tell you the actual percentage of studio audience
0:50:55 > 0:50:59who thought Mark was better-looking than Ryan Seacrest...
0:51:00 > 0:51:02..is 65%
0:51:02 > 0:51:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:51:04 > 0:51:08Which means, the Bird family, you get the point which also means
0:51:08 > 0:51:11we have a tie-break situation on our hands.
0:51:14 > 0:51:19In fact, it's a Telepathic Tie-break situation. Run the sting.
0:51:25 > 0:51:30OK, so, as we can't separate today's teams, we are going to find out
0:51:30 > 0:51:33which of our families has the best connection with Mark.
0:51:33 > 0:51:37In other words, which family can almost read his mind.
0:51:37 > 0:51:39I am going to ask Mark a question
0:51:39 > 0:51:41which he absolutely knows the answer to.
0:51:41 > 0:51:44Both of our families will try and fish that answer
0:51:44 > 0:51:49from out of his tiny, little brain by the power of telepathy.
0:51:49 > 0:51:52Whichever family is closest, will win Mark.
0:51:52 > 0:51:55Mark, come and join me over here. Mark Rhodes, everybody.
0:51:55 > 0:51:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:52:03 > 0:52:05- All right? Good. - Yeah, I am, actually.
0:52:05 > 0:52:07Here comes your question.
0:52:07 > 0:52:13How many episodes of CBBC quiz show, Copycats, have we recorded?
0:52:13 > 0:52:16Now, Mark, think about the answer
0:52:16 > 0:52:20and transmit it through the airwaves to the families.
0:52:20 > 0:52:24OK, families, look into his eyes. Send the answer to them.
0:52:24 > 0:52:29OK, once you've got the answer, guys, write it down.
0:52:33 > 0:52:36Send it to them, Mark.
0:52:36 > 0:52:40Time's up. Our families have written down their answers,
0:52:40 > 0:52:44How many episodes of CBBC quiz show, Copycats, have we recorded?
0:52:44 > 0:52:49- Mark, what's the answer? - The answer, Sam, is 120.
0:52:49 > 0:52:51- Interesting.- Yeah.
0:52:51 > 0:52:56So, the Birds, tell us your answer?
0:52:57 > 0:52:5917.
0:52:59 > 0:53:00LAUGHTER
0:53:00 > 0:53:03Not that close and not too telepathic.
0:53:03 > 0:53:06Copycats is on all the time!
0:53:06 > 0:53:09- OK.- Oh, no.- The Brophys.
0:53:09 > 0:53:12To win, closest wins.
0:53:13 > 0:53:18Higher than 17, the Brophys could be getting the trophy.
0:53:18 > 0:53:20- What's your answer?- 45.
0:53:20 > 0:53:2645! Which means you are the winners and you have won Mr Mark Rhodes.
0:53:26 > 0:53:28Get yourself over there, Mark.
0:53:28 > 0:53:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:53:31 > 0:53:34Commiserations to the Bird family. Have you had a good day, guys?
0:53:34 > 0:53:36We have, lovely.
0:53:36 > 0:53:39Nick, you did a cracking job with Dad On The Wheel.
0:53:39 > 0:53:42You won loads of prizes. Give it up for the Bird family!
0:53:42 > 0:53:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:53:45 > 0:53:49The Brophys, congratulations, you have won your trophy.
0:53:51 > 0:53:55You go and get yourself in position, Mark, show them the way.
0:53:55 > 0:53:59OK, so, that is it. A big thank you to all the stars on today's show.
0:53:59 > 0:54:03Danny, Anthony, Alice, Rowan and George and, of course, WAiNE.
0:54:03 > 0:54:07All that's left for me to say is, Brophys, do with him what you wish.
0:54:07 > 0:54:12Just make sure he's back in one piece for the next show. Off you go. Bye!
0:54:16 > 0:54:19I'll miss him. I miss him.
0:54:19 > 0:54:22Right now, ladies and gentlemen, let's end this show with a band.
0:54:22 > 0:54:25This is a Cover Drive with Twilight.
0:54:27 > 0:54:28# Twilight
0:54:28 > 0:54:31# I'm in this twilight
0:54:31 > 0:54:34# I'm loving this twi-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li
0:54:34 > 0:54:37# Twilight
0:54:48 > 0:54:50# Baby
0:54:50 > 0:54:53# I've known it for a long, long time
0:54:53 > 0:54:55# I never thought that we would find
0:54:55 > 0:54:58# What we're holding in our hands
0:54:58 > 0:55:00# Lately
0:55:00 > 0:55:03# I've been thinking got to make you mine
0:55:03 > 0:55:06# Been thinking that we're sure to find
0:55:06 > 0:55:08# What we are What we are
0:55:08 > 0:55:10# Oh, oh
0:55:10 > 0:55:11# But you know
0:55:11 > 0:55:14# I love to be in control
0:55:14 > 0:55:17# Personally, I don't know what to do
0:55:17 > 0:55:20# I'm losing it over you
0:55:20 > 0:55:22# Oh-oh Ooh, love, ooh, love
0:55:22 > 0:55:25# When you say my name
0:55:25 > 0:55:29# I can feel the flame getting stronger
0:55:29 > 0:55:30# Oh, let me hear you say
0:55:30 > 0:55:33# Ooh, love, ooh, love
0:55:33 > 0:55:36# We both feel the same
0:55:36 > 0:55:39# And I can't play this game any longer
0:55:39 > 0:55:43# I fall in love in this twilight
0:55:43 > 0:55:46# I'm loving this twilight
0:55:46 > 0:55:49# I'm loving this twi-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li
0:55:49 > 0:55:52# Twilight
0:55:52 > 0:55:54# Closer
0:55:54 > 0:55:57# I love it when you lean in close
0:55:57 > 0:55:59# You touch my heart like you don't know
0:55:59 > 0:56:02# Let me show you, let me show you
0:56:02 > 0:56:07# Now, you know I love to be in control
0:56:07 > 0:56:10# Personally, I don't know what to do
0:56:10 > 0:56:13# I'm losing it over you
0:56:13 > 0:56:16# Ooh, love, ooh, love
0:56:16 > 0:56:18# When you say my name
0:56:18 > 0:56:21# I can feel the flame getting stronger
0:56:21 > 0:56:24# Oh, let me hear you say
0:56:24 > 0:56:27# Ooh, love, ooh, love
0:56:27 > 0:56:29# We both feel the same
0:56:29 > 0:56:32# And I can't play this game any longer
0:56:32 > 0:56:35# Oh, boy, I'm loving this twilight
0:56:35 > 0:56:39# I'm loving this twilight
0:56:39 > 0:56:43# I'm loving this twi-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li
0:56:43 > 0:56:45# Twilight
0:56:45 > 0:56:48# Hey, girl, I think about you all the time
0:56:48 > 0:56:51# I love your smile and the way that you shine
0:56:51 > 0:56:53# Wondering how I'm gonna make you mine
0:56:53 > 0:56:56# When it turns to night I will make you right
0:56:56 > 0:56:59# So many things that we think to say
0:56:59 > 0:57:01# Held in my heart for a day like today
0:57:01 > 0:57:04# I wanna hold you till the light fades away
0:57:04 > 0:57:07# I wanna hold you till the light fades away
0:57:07 > 0:57:09# Ooh, love, ooh, love
0:57:09 > 0:57:11# When you say my name
0:57:11 > 0:57:16# I can feel the flame getting stronger
0:57:16 > 0:57:17# Oh, let me hear you say
0:57:17 > 0:57:20# Ooh, love, ooh, love
0:57:20 > 0:57:22# We both feel the same
0:57:22 > 0:57:26# I can't play this game any longer
0:57:26 > 0:57:30# Oh, boy, I'm loving the twilight
0:57:30 > 0:57:32# I'm loving this twilight
0:57:32 > 0:57:36# I'm loving this twi-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li
0:57:36 > 0:57:38# Twilight
0:57:38 > 0:57:40# I'm loving this twilight
0:57:40 > 0:57:43# I'm loving this twilight
0:57:43 > 0:57:46# I'm loving this twi-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li
0:57:46 > 0:57:49# Twlight
0:57:49 > 0:57:51# Twilight. #
0:57:51 > 0:57:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:57:53 > 0:57:55E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk