Episode 9

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0:00:03 > 0:00:04# Wind me up, put me down

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Start me up and watch me go

0:00:09 > 0:00:14# Cos it's easy Once you know how it's done

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# You can't stop now It's already begun. #

0:00:21 > 0:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, he's Barnsley's finest export

0:00:26 > 0:00:31and he's Wolverhampton's... He's from Wolverhampton!

0:00:31 > 0:00:33It's Sam and Mark.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36APPLAUSE

0:00:38 > 0:00:41BOTH: Come on!

0:00:43 > 0:00:46He's up there. He's up there.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50- He's up there!- Give me a hug!

0:00:54 > 0:00:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:58 > 0:01:02- Did you have a hug then?- I did. Welcome to the weekend.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05APPLAUSE

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Put on your seatbelt, hold on tight.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Tonight's show could get a little rocky.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12HORN BLARES

0:01:12 > 0:01:16We have got so many surprises crammed into today's show,

0:01:16 > 0:01:17it scares me.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21- It scares me too.- For example, we have got a surprise

0:01:21 > 0:01:26- for two members of this audience. - Oooh!

0:01:26 > 0:01:30We've taken our hidden cameras on the road stitching people up.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31Check this out.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35- What's your name?- Olivia. - Nice to meet you, I'm Bethany.

0:01:35 > 0:01:40If you look after yourself every day, you'll be as beautiful as I am.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43I'm making a mess. I'll just do your thumb first.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47You are freaking her out. She's saying "help" to her mum.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50APPLAUSE

0:01:50 > 0:01:53If you want to find out why Sam was scaring

0:01:53 > 0:01:56the life out of people, keep watching.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00And we've only got Pixie Lott on the show.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03APPLAUSE

0:02:07 > 0:02:09We'll be catching up with Pixie Lott later

0:02:09 > 0:02:13and she'll perform her single All About Tonight.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16This is a show with a surprise around the corner.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19No-one is safe especially in this audience.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Ooh!

0:02:25 > 0:02:27All right?

0:02:28 > 0:02:33- OK. I would like to speak to you, Georgia.- Hello.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Are you all right?- Yes, thank you.

0:02:36 > 0:02:41I've heard that your dad likes to bust a few moves on the dancefloor.

0:02:41 > 0:02:47- Is this true?- Yes.- Right, are those moves any good at all?- No.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51- Are they embarrassing?- Yes. - Where is your dad today?- At work.

0:02:51 > 0:02:56To tell you the truth, I've got hold of your dad's mobile number.

0:02:56 > 0:03:01- Why don't we give him a buzz? Have a bit of a chinwag.- OK.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03I'll just get his number.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08PHONE RINGING

0:03:10 > 0:03:14- 'Hello.'- Is that Georgia's dad, Darren?- 'Yeah, hello, Sam.'

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Hiya! Where are you?- 'Backstage.'

0:03:17 > 0:03:20What are you doing backstage, Darren?

0:03:20 > 0:03:25'I'm getting ready to do a bit of dancing in front of the nation.'

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Put the phone down and do your thing.

0:03:28 > 0:03:34Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Georgia's dad.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36APPLAUSE

0:03:37 > 0:03:40MUSIC: "Intergalactic" by Beastie Boys

0:04:08 > 0:04:13Are you all right? Oi! Hey!

0:04:13 > 0:04:17Oh, that was amazing! That was amazing! Are you powered up now?

0:04:17 > 0:04:21- Powered up!- Georgia, what did you think of that?

0:04:21 > 0:04:25- It was terrible. - Georgia, don't worry,

0:04:25 > 0:04:30we are going to give your dad the chance to redeem himself.

0:04:30 > 0:04:35And it's in a non-robotic way. Dad, go and get yourself ready.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Georgia, come with me, it's time to play Dad On A Wheel.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40APPLAUSE

0:04:45 > 0:04:46Georgia, are you ready

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- to see your dad as you've never seen him before?- I think so.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Studio audience, are YOU ready

0:04:51 > 0:04:54to see Georgia's dad as YOU'VE never seen him before?

0:04:54 > 0:04:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:04:56 > 0:04:59In that case, everyone in the Wind-Up studio audience

0:04:59 > 0:05:01please give it up for Dad On A Wheel!

0:05:01 > 0:05:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:05:08 > 0:05:13- Looking good, Dad. How are you feeling?- I'm fine, thank, you, Sam.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15You look great.

0:05:15 > 0:05:20As you can see, we have a Dad On The Wheel, ready for rotation.

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Now, if Dad lands on Dad, he'll win himself a prize. That'd be nice.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28- Fantastic.- If he lands on Audience, he will be winning

0:05:28 > 0:05:31a prize for our entire audience. CHEERING

0:05:31 > 0:05:37- And if Dad lands on Star, Georgia wins a prize.- Yes!

0:05:37 > 0:05:44You cheer, but Georgia, you have to answer a question correctly.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46- Landing on...- # Gold! #

0:05:46 > 0:05:47..is good.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Red, however...is bad.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Yep, if Dad lands on red,

0:05:55 > 0:05:59he will be coming face to face with the Foaminator!

0:06:08 > 0:06:12That's right! Georgia, come on over!

0:06:12 > 0:06:18This week's Foaminator is Georgia's granddad, Roger. How are you doing?

0:06:18 > 0:06:22Well done, Roger. Lovely to see you, Roger.

0:06:22 > 0:06:27- Georgia, did you know that in his spare time, he's a Foaminator?- No.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31Now, Granddad, if Dad lands on Red,

0:06:31 > 0:06:34you have to foam him right in the face.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Yep. No problem.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39After we've got over that initial shock,

0:06:39 > 0:06:43- we'll get out of the line of fire. Georgia, are you ready?- I think so.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47In that case, here we go, loads of prizes, no big deal, come on, Sam...

0:06:47 > 0:06:50turn that big wheel! OK, here we go!

0:06:50 > 0:06:53# I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it

0:06:53 > 0:06:58# I like to move it, move it you like to...move it

0:06:58 > 0:07:02# I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it

0:07:02 > 0:07:05# I like to move it, move it you like to...move it. #

0:07:08 > 0:07:11CHEERING

0:07:11 > 0:07:15He's landed on Foam, I can't believe it! On the first one!

0:07:15 > 0:07:19OK, Foaminator, get yourself in position. Dad, are you ready?

0:07:19 > 0:07:24- Dad's ready.- I'm going to stand behind here. Granddad, after three.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26One, two, three!

0:07:31 > 0:07:35All right, is that it? Lovely! Granddad, come on over.

0:07:35 > 0:07:40High five, Granddad. Yeah! How are you feeling, Dad?

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Foam-tastic!

0:07:43 > 0:07:46We've got two more spins. Here we go with the second one.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49# I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it

0:07:49 > 0:07:53# I like to move it, move it you like to...move it

0:07:53 > 0:07:56# I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it. #

0:07:56 > 0:07:59CHEERING

0:07:59 > 0:08:04It's landed on Dad, which means you've won a prize.

0:08:04 > 0:08:09Let's see what it is. It's a hammock, modelled by Joe McElderry!

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Hey, it's what every dad wants these days!

0:08:14 > 0:08:16OK, Dad, you've got one more spin.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Feeling OK?- Feeling good. - Here we go.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22# I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it

0:08:22 > 0:08:26# I like to move it, move it you like to...move it

0:08:26 > 0:08:30# I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it. #

0:08:30 > 0:08:33CHEERING

0:08:33 > 0:08:37It's landed on Foam again, would you believe it?!

0:08:37 > 0:08:41- Granddad, would you believe it?- No.

0:08:41 > 0:08:45OK, Foaminator, get yourself in position. You know what to do.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48After three. One, two, three!

0:08:48 > 0:08:52CHEERING

0:08:52 > 0:08:55OK, nice work. Nice work, Roger.

0:08:55 > 0:09:00Lovely stuff. So that means at the end of Dad On A Wheel,

0:09:00 > 0:09:04you got foamed twice by Roger, our Foaminator,

0:09:04 > 0:09:08also known as Georgia's granddad, and you won a hammock.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10- That's nice.- Thank you.- Lovely!

0:09:10 > 0:09:13I can't believe I just said that! Give it up for our Dad

0:09:13 > 0:09:16and a massive thank you to Georgia's granddad, Roger.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:09:19 > 0:09:25- Georgia, is it true you're a massive fan of The Saturdays?- Huge.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Well, they are massive fans of you as well! Check this out!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Hi, Georgia. It's The Saturdays.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36We've heard you're a massive fan of us. We're a big fan of you too!

0:09:36 > 0:09:39If you're getting this message, it means you've been embarrassed

0:09:39 > 0:09:42by your dad and he's strapped to a wheel, covered in foam.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45That's the kind of crazy thing that happens on Wind-Up.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Enjoy the rest of the show and we'll see you soon. Bye!

0:09:49 > 0:09:51CHEERING

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Thank you.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57It's a pleasure. That's not all.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01They've also signed a load of Saturdays goodies for you.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Check this out. Look! All to you!

0:10:04 > 0:10:11- Thank you.- It's a pleasure. No problem whatsoever. Are you happy?

0:10:11 > 0:10:15- You look happy!- That's just the kind of thing that we do around here.

0:10:15 > 0:10:21The excitement doesn't stop there. You and your family are going

0:10:21 > 0:10:25- to play Win The Presenter. It's almost too much to take!- It is!

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Come here, love!

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Saturday surprises, dancing dads, faces of foam,

0:10:31 > 0:10:34it's the craziness that goes on and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38Let's take a look at what else is in store.

0:10:38 > 0:10:42Sam and Mark hit the road with their covert cameras

0:10:42 > 0:10:45for another game of In Yer Face.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49Don't move a muscle cos it's coming right up!

0:10:49 > 0:10:53Watch out cos the finger of fun is on the loose and someone's in

0:10:53 > 0:10:56for a shock as they discover they're the victim

0:10:56 > 0:11:00of a thieving monkey! We're going to be catching up

0:11:00 > 0:11:03with Pixie Lott and we've got a surprise in store for her.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07Hey, it's what we do here on Wind-Up!

0:11:08 > 0:11:12Oh, yes, siree. There's a lot of good stuff coming up on today's show,

0:11:12 > 0:11:16- starting from like...now! - Yes. Ladies and gentlemen,

0:11:16 > 0:11:20give it up for a couple of friends of ours. It's Maggie and Olivia.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:11:22 > 0:11:29- Yes! Yes!- Ah!- Ah! How are you doing, guys?- Good.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33- Lovely to have you on the show. Yes.- Very lovely.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36You might recognise these guys from another one

0:11:36 > 0:11:40of our smash hit shows, TMi Friday. Let's check them out.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44Yep, there's Maggie and Olivia, along with a massive balloon.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48They really were good TMi-ers.

0:11:48 > 0:11:53Yep, I think it's fair to say, a good time was had by all.

0:11:54 > 0:11:59- Good times! Good times!- After hanging out with us on the show,

0:11:59 > 0:12:02- did you ever think our paths would cross again?- No.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05- But our paths did cross again, didn't they?- Yes.- They did.

0:12:05 > 0:12:11In a big way. We decided that these girls were perfect candidates

0:12:11 > 0:12:14for our hidden camera game, In Yer Face, for two reasons.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16One - we knew where they lived

0:12:16 > 0:12:18and what they liked doing in their spare time.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22This meant we could go to those places and set up hidden cameras.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26Two - they would recognise us if we bumped into them in the street.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30That's essential in order for our game to work.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Our mission was to spend a whole day in their lives

0:12:33 > 0:12:35without being recognised.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38I think we should take a look and see what happened.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40- Maggie, say the magic words. - Roll VT!

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Another chilled day in Chiswick.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47But then we showed up.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01We're here to get in someone's face.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04we're going to get in the face of these two.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06- I'm taking Maggie. - And I'm taking Olivia.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09The aim of the game is not to get recognised.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11We've got loads of disguises to help us out.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14And whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17But if they uncover our true identity

0:13:17 > 0:13:21and make a positive ID right in our faces, then it is game over.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25Let's get ready to rumble! Round one - Fishermen.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Can Sam and Mark go fishing without being caught themselves?

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Let's find out. First up, Mark.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Mark, can you hear me?

0:13:33 > 0:13:37- I'm receiving you loud and clear. - Good. You look like a garden gnome!

0:13:37 > 0:13:40I feel a bit like a garden gnome! I'm not going to lie to you.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43Here are the rules for round number one.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Maggie will be coming down by where you're fishing.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48She's having a walk, so you need to carry on fishing.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51Act like maybe you've caught something big

0:13:51 > 0:13:53and maybe just say a little hello to her.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57- OK, no worries.- If she says, "You're Mark from Sam and Mark", you're out,

0:13:57 > 0:14:01- right at the first hurdle. - I know the rules of the game.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Isn't that them up the top?

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Ah!

0:14:13 > 0:14:17I think she's laughing at you. I don't blame her. I would be too!

0:14:21 > 0:14:24She can't take her eyes off you. I don't think she's got an idea.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27I haven't got a bite yet. No.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31She's getting closer. She's getting closer.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36It's an old trick.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39He's got his welly! What an idiot!

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Mark, this is the longest first hit ever.

0:14:45 > 0:14:50- She might rumble you if you keep her waiting.- OK.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53That's enough fishing for today me thinks. See you soon. Bye.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55He's leaving.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59- That was good.- That took ages!

0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Brilliant.- This is a rubbish bait!

0:15:04 > 0:15:09- I didn't get any fish. She didn't have a clue.- Game on. My turn.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12What a plonker! Next up, it's Sam.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16I don't want to rub it in or anything but I'm 1-0 up

0:15:16 > 0:15:19and if you get found out here, I've won and it's a very early bath,

0:15:19 > 0:15:22so you may as well go for a swim in that late.

0:15:22 > 0:15:26You've just broke your rod. Here she comes, Sam, good luck.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34Hello. Can you believe this?

0:15:34 > 0:15:37I fish here every day for 20 years and I break my rod.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43- Break my rod! - She's looking at you really weirdly.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Even her Mum is saying, "Let's walk away from this mad head!"

0:15:53 > 0:15:57She ain't got a clue. She just thinks you're weird.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02- I think you sabotaged me.- No.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05- I think you unwound a screw in my rod.- I did not.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09- I'm just a lot better at fishing than you.- Did she suspect anything?

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Absolutely nothing at all. Game on then. Round two.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16It is game on. It's neck and neck.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20Right, next step, can these two jokers pretend to be an OAP,

0:16:20 > 0:16:26ask for directions to the WC without their target making a positive ID?

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Let's see. Who writes this rubbish?

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Anyway, go on, Mark! Show us how it's done.

0:16:30 > 0:16:34- Looking good, mate. - Feeling good, dude.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38It's one-all at the minute and the girls don't suspect a thing.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41So here we go. For round two, what you're going to do is pretend,

0:16:41 > 0:16:44obviously, to be an old man on your mobility scooter.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47- You need to ask her where the toilet is.- Piece of cake.

0:16:47 > 0:16:52And remember, as usual, if she says, "You're Mark", it's all over.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55That's not going to happen, mate. Not on this one. Definitely not.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58- She ain't got a clue. - Here she comes.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04Excuse me, do you know where the toilets are please?

0:17:04 > 0:17:08- Toilets?- I'm busting.

0:17:10 > 0:17:11She's got no idea.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16I've just come from up there.

0:17:19 > 0:17:25Is that that way? All right. Thanks very much, love.

0:17:26 > 0:17:27Have a nice day.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32No idea.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41She is the politest child in the entire world.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44She's got no idea. You can tell in her face. She's got no idea.

0:17:44 > 0:17:48- You're in this for the long haul, mate.- Get in!- I need to up my game.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Snakes and ladders, this is good stuff.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Mark takes a 2-1 lead. Up next, Sam.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56You do realise that I'm 2-1 in the lead.

0:17:56 > 0:18:01If she does get you on this one, it's game over. It's game over.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Yes, I understand this. I understand the rules of this game.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Here she comes.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12Excuse me. Excuse me, love.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15I don't suppose you know where the nearest toilet is, do you?

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Round there?

0:18:20 > 0:18:22That cafe.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25So just round there? OK. Thank you. Sorry.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27I had corned beef hash for my tea last night

0:18:27 > 0:18:30and it's not doing any good for my tummy.

0:18:30 > 0:18:34- Thanks very much, love. - That's good.- Thanks, love.

0:18:34 > 0:18:362-2.

0:18:41 > 0:18:46- Get in!- She did look at me a little strange, I must admit.- I wonder why?

0:18:46 > 0:18:52Well, just every day this, isn't it? Next one, come on. Let's do it!

0:18:56 > 0:19:002-2. There's nothing between them.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02APPLAUSE

0:19:02 > 0:19:05All right, OK, first thing's first, girls.

0:19:05 > 0:19:09Do you see many fishermen that look like garden gnomes where you live?

0:19:09 > 0:19:11- No.- It's funny that!

0:19:11 > 0:19:14My dodgy accent? Did that raise any suspicions?

0:19:14 > 0:19:18Not the accent, really. It was just...

0:19:18 > 0:19:22You looked really young from far away

0:19:22 > 0:19:25and then you had a beard to the floor.

0:19:28 > 0:19:32- That is strange.- Well, round two saw the oldies come out to have a party.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Maggie, did I make a believable granddad?- Yes.

0:19:35 > 0:19:41I thought it was an old man again. I don't know. I'm really gullible!

0:19:41 > 0:19:44My little cousin was like, "Isn't that Mark?"

0:19:44 > 0:19:47- And I was like, "No it's not, why would he be here?"- Interesting.

0:19:47 > 0:19:51- Gullible and we're great actors. - Well, I wouldn't go that far!

0:19:51 > 0:19:53So that left things finely poised at two apiece.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56What we needed was to get in your face a little bit more.

0:19:56 > 0:20:00- So, Olivia, do what you've got to do.- Roll VT.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03APPLAUSE

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Can these two chancers

0:20:05 > 0:20:10pretend they are politicians from the completely made-up IYF party?

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Let battle commence!

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Dude, you look amazing.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17I feel like we've gone back in time to the '70s.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19For this third challenge,

0:20:19 > 0:20:23you need to pretend to be a politician, hence the outfit.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25You need to knock on Maggie's door

0:20:25 > 0:20:29and you need to tell her about your party and what you believe in,

0:20:29 > 0:20:32and then hand her a leaflet at the end of it.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34OK, understood. And it will be done.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38Let's pump it up, get right in her face when you hand her that leaflet.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41You're preaching to the converted here.

0:20:41 > 0:20:45- I always do my job, it's you that's fluffing your lines.- You are.

0:20:50 > 0:20:55- Are you nervous? Here we go.- Good afternoon, I'm from the IYF party.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58If you would like to find out who we really are,

0:20:58 > 0:21:01if you want to see us uncover our identity

0:21:01 > 0:21:04or come face-to-face with the truth...

0:21:06 > 0:21:09..then I was wondering if you would like a leaflet?

0:21:09 > 0:21:14- Do you want to know some of what we do in the party?- Yeah.

0:21:14 > 0:21:22This is very important. Erm, I Yes Feel. That's what it means.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24I Yes Feel?!

0:21:24 > 0:21:27That's what we stand for. Find out who we really are...

0:21:27 > 0:21:31- Uncover the truth...- And come face-to-face with the truth.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Is that OK? All right, thank you very, very much.

0:21:34 > 0:21:40- Thank you for your time.- Thank you. - Thank you very much.- I Yes Feel?!

0:21:43 > 0:21:47I Yes Feel! It means In Yer Face! It was all very cryptic.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50The best you could come up with is I Yes Feel?!

0:21:50 > 0:21:52LAUGHTER

0:21:52 > 0:21:54What a rubbish party! I'm not voting for you!

0:21:54 > 0:22:00Shut up! It's your turn now, mate. You're in serious trouble, brother.

0:22:00 > 0:22:05I Yes Feel?! What a load of cobblers. Right, come on, Sam.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08It's 3-2 to my good self.

0:22:08 > 0:22:12You've got to pretend to be a politician for the IYF party

0:22:12 > 0:22:15- and you've got to put on your poshest accent.- Okily-dokily.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24POSH VOICE: Hello.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29I'm from the IYF party,

0:22:29 > 0:22:33I was wondering if you'd mind taking one of our leaflets

0:22:33 > 0:22:35and putting it in your lovely front window here

0:22:35 > 0:22:40so everybody can see that you will vote for the IYF?

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Is that OK? Thank you very much.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49If you don't mind sticking it there, that'd be great. Thank you.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52All the best, have a lovely day. Goodbye.

0:22:56 > 0:23:00- I can't believe that!- I hope she sticks it in the window!

0:23:00 > 0:23:04- OK, three-all.- Excellent. - All right.- Let's go.

0:23:04 > 0:23:09Right to the end, brother. Right to the end.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11So, Sam pulls it back to three apiece.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14It's time for round four - Manicure. Can Sam and...

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Hang fire, who are these two lookers?

0:23:17 > 0:23:21Crikey, what an absolutely cracking couple of birds. Off you go, love.

0:23:21 > 0:23:26- You look beautiful.- Five o'clock shadow's starting to appear.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30If she doesn't recognise a woman with a beard, there's something wrong.

0:23:30 > 0:23:34This is the fourth challenge, the big one, Mark.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36You're dressed as a woman, you've got a beard,

0:23:36 > 0:23:38being a beautician,

0:23:38 > 0:23:42so when Maggie comes in, she's going to sit down with you,

0:23:42 > 0:23:45so help get her nails looking nice, talk to her about her nails

0:23:45 > 0:23:48and tell her if she looks after herself

0:23:48 > 0:23:52- she'll be as beautiful as you. - Wow, OK, I'll try my best,

0:23:52 > 0:23:56but it'll be pretty difficult to look as beautiful as me.

0:23:58 > 0:24:02The target has been spotted. Best of luck, mate.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04If you sit here,

0:24:04 > 0:24:08we've got a trainee who's going to paint your nails today.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Are you all right, Maggie?

0:24:13 > 0:24:14SAM LAUGHS

0:24:14 > 0:24:17I am!

0:24:17 > 0:24:19- Rumbled!- Oh, wow.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22Was it the beard? I can't believe it!

0:24:22 > 0:24:26Maggie, well done, high five! All right, when did you know it was me?

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Just when you turned, I saw the beard.

0:24:28 > 0:24:33The beard, five o'clock shadow. I knew I should've had a shave today.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35We've been playing a game, Maggie, me and Sam,

0:24:35 > 0:24:38a game called In Yer Face.

0:24:38 > 0:24:42- You know the fisherman that looked like a gnome this morning?- Yeah...

0:24:42 > 0:24:43That was me.

0:24:43 > 0:24:47The one that was asking you good morning and everything,

0:24:47 > 0:24:52and you know the old-age pensioner who asked you where the toilet was?

0:24:52 > 0:24:53That was me.

0:24:53 > 0:24:57What you don't know is that Sam has been playing the same game

0:24:57 > 0:24:59- with your friend Olivia.- Really?

0:24:59 > 0:25:03Yes. And, thanks to you knowing that I've got a beard

0:25:03 > 0:25:07and I am Mark from Sam and Mark, he's got a chance of winning,

0:25:07 > 0:25:11so we're going to find out whether Olivia will spot Sam

0:25:11 > 0:25:13in this very salon.

0:25:13 > 0:25:17Marks failure means the game is there for Sam to win.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19A big moment for the little man.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22If you don't get found out, you've won the game,

0:25:22 > 0:25:25so this is very, very important.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27You've got to do Olivia's nails.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31I hope you're running scared, Rhodesy. You're out of the game.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34I can take a diplomatic draw, but the way you're dressed,

0:25:34 > 0:25:38if you beat me, I don't think I'll live this down.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Good look, mate. I mean that.

0:25:45 > 0:25:49Hello, darling, how you doing? You all right?

0:25:49 > 0:25:51What's your name, darling?

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Olivia, nice to meet you, Olivia. I'm Bethany.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58You're going to get your nails done today, yeah?

0:25:58 > 0:26:01I can't believe she hasn't got him. He's got tattoos!

0:26:01 > 0:26:06If you look after yourself every day... Look at me, I'm beautiful.

0:26:06 > 0:26:11So if you look after yourself every day, you'll be as beautiful as I am.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13How she's not getting you, I do not know.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16I'm making a right mess of this.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19Here we go. Let me do your thumb first, darling.

0:26:19 > 0:26:24You are seriously freaking her out. She's saying "help" to her mum.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27There you go. I'm sorry it's not a brilliant job.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29- Is that all right?- Yeah.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32OK, well that's it, then, thank you very much, darling.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36- I can't believe this, I've lost again.- Bye!

0:26:38 > 0:26:42You have lost again, which means Sam is the winner!

0:26:42 > 0:26:45APPLAUSE

0:26:46 > 0:26:51Right, first of all, Olivia, I know I make a terrifying looking woman,

0:26:51 > 0:26:57but I can't believe you were so scared that you shouted for help!

0:26:57 > 0:27:00- What was going through your mind at that point?- Run!

0:27:00 > 0:27:02LAUGHTER

0:27:02 > 0:27:04I don't blame you, to be fair. Good answer.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06Well, I did get away with it,

0:27:06 > 0:27:10- so I'm happy cos I won the game! - Yes, yeah, well done.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12APPLAUSE

0:27:12 > 0:27:18Yes, sadly, Maggie, you recognised me. What gave me away?

0:27:18 > 0:27:21- Your beard!- That'll do it!

0:27:21 > 0:27:25And I'm sorry, I've just got to bring this up one final time,

0:27:25 > 0:27:30- I Yes Feel!- It's something that we should all live by.- Really?!

0:27:30 > 0:27:35- I don't think so! That was Mark Rhodes at his best.- Or worst!- Yeah!

0:27:35 > 0:27:38I'm sure you'll all agree they've been fantastic sports.

0:27:38 > 0:27:42- Give it up for Maggie and Olivia! - Well done, girls.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44APPLAUSE

0:27:44 > 0:27:47There'll be more In Yer Face through the series.

0:27:47 > 0:27:50You're probably thinking this show can't get crazier.

0:27:50 > 0:27:54You're wrong, because we've got all this before the end of the show.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57Pixie Lott is in the Wind-Up studio.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59She's going to be giving us all the goss

0:27:59 > 0:28:02and performing her No 1 single, All About Tonight.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06The Finger Of Fun is poised and ready

0:28:06 > 0:28:08to pick out two members of this

0:28:08 > 0:28:13studio audience for today's Prize Surprise.

0:28:13 > 0:28:16And they're red, they mess with your head and you wouldn't wear them in bed.

0:28:16 > 0:28:23- Yes, it's the Underpants Of Chaos! - And they're heading your way soon.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25As well as all those reasons to keep watching,

0:28:25 > 0:28:28you might want to stay tuned to find out why Mark's pet chimp is

0:28:28 > 0:28:32practising his driving skills on a mobility scooter.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34Ooh, that doesn't look good! His helmet fell off as well.

0:28:34 > 0:28:36And you see these two lads here?

0:28:36 > 0:28:38That is Ben and Ryan.

0:28:38 > 0:28:41And they're just seconds away from an almighty surprise

0:28:41 > 0:28:43and get this - they don't know anything about it.

0:28:43 > 0:28:47- KNOCK AT DOOR - Ooh, the door! - The door. Lovely! That's nice.

0:28:47 > 0:28:49It's the Finger Of Fun. Yeah!

0:28:51 > 0:28:54Now, if you're new to Wind-Up and you don't know what the Finger Of Fun is all about,

0:28:54 > 0:29:00he's in charge of finding someone who is fun, someone who is fun in this studio audience!

0:29:00 > 0:29:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:29:04 > 0:29:09Finger Of Fun, it's up to you, find us a kid, but preferably two!

0:29:09 > 0:29:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:29:19 > 0:29:20Who's it going to be?

0:29:21 > 0:29:23Look at all these waving arms.

0:29:23 > 0:29:25Hello!

0:29:25 > 0:29:27It could be you.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29Oh!

0:29:34 > 0:29:38All right. The Finger has spoken and it looks like it's double trouble.

0:29:38 > 0:29:41What are your names, Ben and Ryan?

0:29:41 > 0:29:45OK, Ben and Ryan, get yourselves down here,

0:29:45 > 0:29:49because it's time to have some fun, it's time for the Prize Surprise!

0:29:59 > 0:30:04- All right, lads, how are you both? - Fine.- Are you enjoying the show?

0:30:04 > 0:30:06- Yes.- Awesome. - Who are you here with today?

0:30:06 > 0:30:10Our mum, our dad, aunt and our older brother, Jamie.

0:30:10 > 0:30:13Oh, nice to see you.

0:30:13 > 0:30:16It's like rent a crowd in there. Fantastic.

0:30:16 > 0:30:19To be honest, lads, we already knew that.

0:30:19 > 0:30:20That is not the only thing we know.

0:30:20 > 0:30:25For example, we know that you, Ben, you have a pretty snazzy bedroom.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27Check this out.

0:30:30 > 0:30:33That, my friend, is out of this world.

0:30:33 > 0:30:34All right, and, Ryan,

0:30:34 > 0:30:38your bedroom is a little bit tasty also. Check this out.

0:30:38 > 0:30:40- Nice.- Wow.- I tell you what,

0:30:40 > 0:30:43when it comes to bedroom rooms, that is Premier League.

0:30:43 > 0:30:45High five! Bring it! I love that.

0:30:45 > 0:30:47Now, do you know why we know so much about your bedrooms?

0:30:47 > 0:30:50Because they came around the house?

0:30:50 > 0:30:54- Because we came round your house? - Hey he's a spark plug.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56Well, we didn't go round your house.

0:30:56 > 0:30:58But earlier in the week when you guys went out

0:30:58 > 0:31:02we sent someone around your house to have a mooch around.

0:31:02 > 0:31:06And that certain person was Mark's pet chimp.

0:31:06 > 0:31:09Guys, you might want to take a look at this.

0:31:23 > 0:31:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:31:26 > 0:31:29Yes, as you can see, chimp got up to a bit of monkey business

0:31:29 > 0:31:33and he's only gone and nicked a load of stuff from your rooms.

0:31:33 > 0:31:35- What? Oh!- Oh!

0:31:35 > 0:31:40I know lads, but don't worry, because he's brought the stuff back into the Wind-Up studio.

0:31:40 > 0:31:43But because he's a right mischievous chimp,

0:31:43 > 0:31:48he's hidden a load of possessions behind these doors.

0:31:48 > 0:31:52Right, there are 12 items in total and each item is part of a pair.

0:31:52 > 0:31:56- Find a pair, win a prize. It's as easy as that.- Let us demonstrate.

0:31:56 > 0:32:01If I opened door No 1, I would find myself... Oh, a trophy!

0:32:01 > 0:32:04- Who's trophy is that?- Mine.

0:32:04 > 0:32:06Nice.

0:32:06 > 0:32:08Well, if we open door No 6...

0:32:09 > 0:32:12Oh, we have got ourselves a mask. Whose is that?

0:32:12 > 0:32:14I don't know!

0:32:14 > 0:32:17- Oh, no, we have gone to the wrong house.- Oh, no.

0:32:17 > 0:32:18This is not going to work.

0:32:18 > 0:32:21Well, let me just say that it's not a match.

0:32:21 > 0:32:24So we'd close them doors, wouldn't we?

0:32:24 > 0:32:27- Do you understand the rules?- Yes. - Excellent. In that case,

0:32:27 > 0:32:30can we have 60 seconds on the clock, please?

0:32:30 > 0:32:33Ben and Ryan, best of luck, choose a pair, pick a number.

0:32:33 > 0:32:35- 1 and 4.- 1 and 4 OK.

0:32:35 > 0:32:381 and over here...

0:32:38 > 0:32:40Oh, a lamp.

0:32:40 > 0:32:45- A lamp it is not a match. - 2 and 8.- 2 and 8.

0:32:45 > 0:32:46OK, 2 and 8 - we've got a hat

0:32:46 > 0:32:49and then we have got... Oh, a teddy of some kind.

0:32:49 > 0:32:53- Pick another pair.- 7 and 10. - 7 and 10.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56Oh, where is it? I'm really slow.

0:32:56 > 0:32:59- A hat and then a trophy. - Think about it, lads.

0:32:59 > 0:33:03- 1 and 10.- 1 and 10.

0:33:03 > 0:33:07We have got a trophy and we have got another trophy.

0:33:07 > 0:33:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:33:08 > 0:33:11- 9 and 7.- 9 and 7.

0:33:11 > 0:33:14Where's 9? That's not 9!

0:33:14 > 0:33:16OK. Oh, it's a lamp.

0:33:16 > 0:33:18- 9 and 4.- 9 and 4.

0:33:18 > 0:33:21Oh, 9 and 4.

0:33:21 > 0:33:26- Oh, I'm too old for this! Yeah.- Another one.

0:33:26 > 0:33:28- 8 and 5.- 8 and 5.

0:33:28 > 0:33:32Teddy, teddy, teddy... and a Teddy!

0:33:32 > 0:33:36- 7 and 6.- 7 and 6 .

0:33:36 > 0:33:38We have got yes and we have got... Ooh.

0:33:38 > 0:33:41- Oh, no. - That final one's not a match.

0:33:41 > 0:33:43Oh, wow! Can I have a drink or something?

0:33:45 > 0:33:50OK, I can confirm at the end of that, you matched three pairs.

0:33:50 > 0:33:54Which means you have won three prizes each from the Wind-Up Prize Snatch.

0:33:57 > 0:34:01But the drama doesn't end there. In fact, it's only just begun

0:34:01 > 0:34:04because we're about to hit you with some good news,

0:34:04 > 0:34:07but we're also about to hit you with some bad news.

0:34:07 > 0:34:10The good news is that you could now win today's star prize...

0:34:10 > 0:34:12a ping-pong table!

0:34:12 > 0:34:14There it is.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16Mark playing earlier in the week.

0:34:16 > 0:34:19- I lost.- Yeah, you lost.

0:34:19 > 0:34:21SAM LAUGHS

0:34:21 > 0:34:24Now, the bad news is, and you really will not believe this,

0:34:24 > 0:34:28that naughty chimp has run off with the ping-pong bats and balls

0:34:28 > 0:34:31and he's hidden them somewhere in the studio audience.

0:34:33 > 0:34:35He's so naughty.

0:34:35 > 0:34:37OK, now, as we've already established,

0:34:37 > 0:34:41chimp loves playing games so he's going to help us find that prize

0:34:41 > 0:34:44by playing a rather unique version of Hot Or Cold.

0:34:44 > 0:34:46Come on out, Chimpy!

0:34:46 > 0:34:48# I predict a riot... #

0:34:48 > 0:34:52APPLAUSE

0:34:52 > 0:34:54# I predict a riot

0:34:54 > 0:34:57# I predict a riot. #

0:34:57 > 0:35:02All right, all right. OK, guys, this is how it's going to work.

0:35:02 > 0:35:04You need to choose either me or Mark.

0:35:04 > 0:35:07We will then try and find that star prize.

0:35:07 > 0:35:10When we get close to where it's hidden, our chimp will go crazy,

0:35:10 > 0:35:13he'll get very excited and you'll hear him do this...

0:35:13 > 0:35:18CHIMP SCREECHES

0:35:18 > 0:35:21- Excellent.- Getting weirder and weirder this show.

0:35:21 > 0:35:23But if we're going in the wrong direction,

0:35:23 > 0:35:27he won't like it and you'll probably just get this...

0:35:27 > 0:35:31CHIMP SOBS

0:35:31 > 0:35:33And nobody wants that.

0:35:33 > 0:35:38You now need to make the biggest decision of your lives. Me or Mark?

0:35:38 > 0:35:41Queue the overly dramatic tension music.

0:35:42 > 0:35:45So, you need to choose someone who's fit,

0:35:45 > 0:35:50who's willing to take action, take orders, knows what he's doing.

0:35:50 > 0:35:53- So neither of us!- I don't know where you're going to find them!

0:35:53 > 0:35:55OK, lads, who's it going to be? Me or Mark?

0:35:55 > 0:35:58- Sam.- Me? You're saying me?

0:35:58 > 0:36:01Thank goodness for that. I'm shattered.

0:36:01 > 0:36:06- OK, Sam?- Yep.- You've got 60 seconds. The best of luck, mate.

0:36:06 > 0:36:09- Let me undo my jacket. - All right. In three, two, one, go!

0:36:09 > 0:36:10Come on.

0:36:10 > 0:36:12CHIMP SOBS

0:36:12 > 0:36:15Oh, no. Cold, mate.

0:36:15 > 0:36:16CHIMP SCREECHES

0:36:16 > 0:36:19He likes it! It's somewhere in the audience. Come on.

0:36:19 > 0:36:21CHIMP SCREECHES

0:36:21 > 0:36:22He loves it.

0:36:22 > 0:36:25We're warm. Sorry, sorry.

0:36:25 > 0:36:26Are you going the right way?

0:36:26 > 0:36:28CHIMP SOBS

0:36:28 > 0:36:30Oh, no. He doesn't like it.

0:36:30 > 0:36:32- CHIMPS SCREECHES - He loves it!

0:36:32 > 0:36:35- Come on.- This way?- Yes, yes!

0:36:35 > 0:36:36Sorry, sorry, guys.

0:36:36 > 0:36:37OK, are we close?

0:36:37 > 0:36:39CHMIP SOBS

0:36:39 > 0:36:41- Oh, no!- You were closer there.

0:36:41 > 0:36:44CHIMP SOBS

0:36:44 > 0:36:46You are so close!

0:36:46 > 0:36:48I got it! I got it!

0:36:48 > 0:36:52CHEERING

0:36:52 > 0:36:56Got it. It's here. I've got it!

0:36:56 > 0:36:58HORN BLARES

0:36:58 > 0:37:01You made the right decision, lads. Congratulations.

0:37:01 > 0:37:04Let's have a look, see if it is the ping-pong balls.

0:37:04 > 0:37:06Yep, they're there.

0:37:06 > 0:37:08Yay! Well done.

0:37:08 > 0:37:10Nice one. Congratulations, lads.

0:37:10 > 0:37:12That means you've won today's star prize

0:37:12 > 0:37:16and three prizes from the Wind-Up prize stash. That's worth it!

0:37:16 > 0:37:19You've been fantastic sports.

0:37:19 > 0:37:22Everybody, give it up for Ben, Ryan and our naughty chimp.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24CHEERING

0:37:24 > 0:37:27And, guys, we haven't finished with you just yet

0:37:27 > 0:37:30because you've also won the right to play Win The Presenter.

0:37:30 > 0:37:32- Excited?- Yes.

0:37:32 > 0:37:36OK, I tell you what, it's non-stop L-O-L good times on this show.

0:37:36 > 0:37:38Don't believe me? Here's the proof.

0:37:38 > 0:37:40Welcome to the weekend!

0:37:40 > 0:37:41It's Sam and Mark!

0:37:41 > 0:37:45Your dad isn't actually at the office today.

0:37:45 > 0:37:47# I like it, like it

0:37:47 > 0:37:49# Come on, come on... #

0:37:49 > 0:37:52The foaminator!

0:37:52 > 0:37:56# Come on, come on, come on

0:37:56 > 0:37:58# I like it, like it

0:37:58 > 0:38:00# Come on, come on, come on... #

0:38:00 > 0:38:03Yeah, yeah, yeah!

0:38:03 > 0:38:05- Are you all right, Dad?- Yep.

0:38:05 > 0:38:06HE LAUGHS

0:38:06 > 0:38:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:38:10 > 0:38:14OK, so if you've always wanted to find out who would win in a race

0:38:14 > 0:38:17between Sam and a chimp, you probably want to stay tuned

0:38:17 > 0:38:20because we're going to be finding out soon in Win The Presenter.

0:38:20 > 0:38:23- Probably be me.- Who knows?

0:38:23 > 0:38:26Wind-Up wouldn't be Wind-Up without the odd celebrity guest.

0:38:26 > 0:38:28And today's celebrity is a singer, a songwriter,

0:38:28 > 0:38:31a dancer, an actress... You could say she's done the lot.

0:38:31 > 0:38:33Check this out.

0:38:33 > 0:38:36She's had three number one singles.

0:38:36 > 0:38:40She's sold over one million albums.

0:38:40 > 0:38:44She's been a judge on the X Factor.

0:38:44 > 0:38:47And she's here in the Wind-Up studio.

0:38:47 > 0:38:50# All about tonight. #

0:38:53 > 0:38:57Please give a Wind-Up welcome to Pixie Lott.

0:38:57 > 0:39:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:39:03 > 0:39:07- How you doing?- I'm good. How you doing?- Good. Thank you.

0:39:07 > 0:39:10I was worried about you then, walking down those stairs in those heels.

0:39:10 > 0:39:12I was really scared.

0:39:12 > 0:39:15- We look like right short-uns compared to you.- Yeah!

0:39:15 > 0:39:18Lovely to have you on the show. How are you?

0:39:18 > 0:39:22Thanks for having me. I'm doing good. Excited, busy.

0:39:22 > 0:39:23How about you guys?

0:39:23 > 0:39:24Very good, thank you.

0:39:24 > 0:39:28It's been very busy for you, another hugely successful year.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30What's been your highlight, other than sitting

0:39:30 > 0:39:33- on the sofa talking to us? - Obviously!- Obviously!

0:39:33 > 0:39:36So the highlight... I've been working on an album

0:39:36 > 0:39:39since January and I've been really excited about it.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42I've been in the studio for most of the year, really.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45And it's out now, the album, we finally finished it

0:39:45 > 0:39:48so I'm really excited about it. It's good to be back.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50How would you describe your new album?

0:39:50 > 0:39:54I would say it's definitely a more mature sound than the first one

0:39:54 > 0:39:56cos I started writing that when I was about 14.

0:39:56 > 0:39:59It's more soulful cos that's the music I grew up listening to.

0:39:59 > 0:40:03You've still got some fun, up-tempo tracks so it's a combination.

0:40:03 > 0:40:07- You've got a great soulful voice. - Thank you.

0:40:07 > 0:40:11What about acting? You appeared in that comedy film Fred last year.

0:40:11 > 0:40:13- How was that for you?- Really fun.

0:40:13 > 0:40:17It was like a family viewing, younger audience, comedy,

0:40:17 > 0:40:18so it was a load of fun.

0:40:18 > 0:40:22Lucas who plays Fred, he's really lovely so we got on really well.

0:40:22 > 0:40:24I'd love to do acting maybe in a few years

0:40:24 > 0:40:27when I've got more time to focus on a proper character

0:40:27 > 0:40:31and get stuck into the role. At the moment, it's busy with music.

0:40:31 > 0:40:35- You were a guest on the X Factor last year, you were a guest judge.- Yes.

0:40:35 > 0:40:37- Do you enjoy doing that? - I really enjoyed it.

0:40:37 > 0:40:40It was a different experience because I'm used to being

0:40:40 > 0:40:43on the other side, being auditioned, rather than being on a panel.

0:40:43 > 0:40:46- It's the first time I've ever been on a panel.- Yeah.

0:40:46 > 0:40:48But I really enjoyed it. They made me feel at home.

0:40:48 > 0:40:50I just loved the whole experience.

0:40:50 > 0:40:53What do you reckon to this year's judging panel?

0:40:53 > 0:40:56I think it's really cool that they've changed the line-up

0:40:56 > 0:40:59to keep it exciting, keep the viewers interested.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02So I think the judges are doing really well.

0:41:02 > 0:41:05- Who's your favourite judge? - That's a tricky one.

0:41:05 > 0:41:08- It's got to be Barlow, surely. - I do love Gazza.

0:41:08 > 0:41:11- Yeah, you love Gazza! We all love Gazza!- GB! GB!

0:41:11 > 0:41:14We've done a bit of digging and we've looked up the old BBC archive...

0:41:14 > 0:41:20- Oh, no!- And we've unearthed a clip of a young Pixie performing.

0:41:20 > 0:41:21Check this out.

0:41:21 > 0:41:22# I flit

0:41:22 > 0:41:25# I float

0:41:25 > 0:41:27# I fleetly flee

0:41:27 > 0:41:29# I fly. #

0:41:36 > 0:41:38APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:41:38 > 0:41:41I've got two questions.

0:41:41 > 0:41:44How old were you when you did that?

0:41:44 > 0:41:46I think I was about 13.

0:41:46 > 0:41:49The second question is, what was going on with those outfits?

0:41:49 > 0:41:52- What was that? - I was asking the same thing.

0:41:52 > 0:41:54It was for a tribute to The Sound Of Music.

0:41:54 > 0:41:58- You had a great voice, even then. Crazy, yes.- Definitely.

0:41:58 > 0:42:00Thank you, you've been amazing to chat to.

0:42:00 > 0:42:02- It's the lovely Pixie Lott, everybody.- Yes!

0:42:02 > 0:42:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:42:06 > 0:42:08- Thank you very much.- Thank you.

0:42:08 > 0:42:11All right. Stay tuned cos Pixie is going to be performing

0:42:11 > 0:42:14All about Tonight live in the Wind-Up studio very shortly.

0:42:14 > 0:42:17I'm going to give you another reason to keep watching.

0:42:17 > 0:42:19It's time for Win The Presenter.

0:42:22 > 0:42:25When I first heard about Win The Presenter,

0:42:25 > 0:42:28I thought it was another one of their wind-ups.

0:42:28 > 0:42:32I really can't believe they're giving themselves away.

0:42:32 > 0:42:35Winning a presenter I think is off the chain,

0:42:35 > 0:42:38but that's Sam and Mark for you. Those boys are absolute legends.

0:42:38 > 0:42:42I just can't believe they're doing it. Crazy.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44Who would I rather win? Sam or Mark?

0:42:44 > 0:42:48You could have both or is that a bit greedy?

0:42:48 > 0:42:52It would be better if it was Ant and Dec though, right?

0:42:52 > 0:42:55I heard it's cos they didn't have any money for a real prize.

0:42:58 > 0:43:00I'd rather win a holiday though.

0:43:03 > 0:43:05Welcome to Win The Presenter

0:43:05 > 0:43:10and let's find out which presenter they're playing for today.

0:43:10 > 0:43:15He's 11 stone of pure Barnsley beef...

0:43:15 > 0:43:18It's Sam Nixon.

0:43:18 > 0:43:24Which means it's time to meet your host, Mr Mark Thomas Rhodes.

0:43:24 > 0:43:28CHEERING

0:43:33 > 0:43:37Hello. Welcome to Win The Presenter, the part of the show

0:43:37 > 0:43:38where two families go head to head

0:43:38 > 0:43:42to win today's star prize, Mr Sam Nixon.

0:43:42 > 0:43:45There he is, looking lovely. Let's meet the families.

0:43:45 > 0:43:47Dad, Darren, we saw you earlier

0:43:47 > 0:43:50doing some rather tremendous robot moves.

0:43:50 > 0:43:53Could you recreate that magic again? Let's have a look.

0:43:53 > 0:43:57Oh, yes! I like that. I love that.

0:43:57 > 0:44:00Lovely Georgia, would you like to introduce the rest of the family?

0:44:01 > 0:44:04This is Louise, my sister, and my granddad.

0:44:04 > 0:44:06Me and your granddad are old friends!

0:44:06 > 0:44:09Give it up for the Packers, everyone!

0:44:09 > 0:44:12APPLAUSE

0:44:12 > 0:44:15To get your hands on him you have to beat the Cheaters

0:44:15 > 0:44:18who I hope are going to play fair and square!

0:44:18 > 0:44:20Good gag!

0:44:20 > 0:44:24Ben and Roy, we met you and your bedroom a little bit earlier.

0:44:24 > 0:44:26Tell us who you're with.

0:44:26 > 0:44:30We're with our mum Theresa, and our brother, Jamie.

0:44:30 > 0:44:34It's lovely to have you on the show. Give it up for the Cheaters.

0:44:34 > 0:44:38APPLAUSE

0:44:38 > 0:44:42If you're struggling for ideas of what to do with this special prize,

0:44:42 > 0:44:48look at what our last winning family did when they won the presenter.

0:44:54 > 0:44:57Oh, I've been expecting you. Come on in.

0:44:59 > 0:45:02- I've got a few jobs for you to do around the house.- OK.

0:45:02 > 0:45:04Helmet, tool belt, cool.

0:45:13 > 0:45:15Nitie tighty.

0:45:18 > 0:45:21SINK GLUGS HE SIGHS

0:45:28 > 0:45:31HE WHISTLES

0:45:33 > 0:45:34Oh, sorry.

0:45:38 > 0:45:40Hit it.

0:45:40 > 0:45:42Aagh!

0:45:42 > 0:45:44CRASHING

0:45:44 > 0:45:48Thanks very much, guys. I hope that's given you inspiration

0:45:48 > 0:45:53about what you could do if you win the presenter. Back to the studio.

0:45:53 > 0:45:56It's the best of three rounds.

0:45:56 > 0:45:59Let's kick off with round one. Sam, get ready.

0:45:59 > 0:46:02It's time for Presenter Under Pressure.

0:46:02 > 0:46:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:46:14 > 0:46:17Sam is wearing a pair of red pants a bit like a super hero.

0:46:17 > 0:46:20These pants have special powers

0:46:20 > 0:46:23because they are the Underpants Of Chaos!

0:46:23 > 0:46:27THUNDERCLAP

0:46:27 > 0:46:28I know, I know!

0:46:28 > 0:46:31Shortly, I'll be asking Sam questions

0:46:31 > 0:46:34about his home town of Barnsley.

0:46:34 > 0:46:38When he answers a question incorrectly or takes too long,

0:46:38 > 0:46:40we'll send a shock through those pants.

0:46:40 > 0:46:43Sam, I think you should check they're working

0:46:43 > 0:46:46- so everyone knows it's genuine. - That's cruel!

0:46:46 > 0:46:50- Here you go, I'm here. - You're making me give myself pain?!

0:46:50 > 0:46:51- Yeah.- Oh!

0:46:51 > 0:46:53Let me just...

0:46:53 > 0:46:56- No! No! Aah!- It's working!

0:46:56 > 0:46:59- Stop it! - It's good fun, that.

0:46:59 > 0:47:01Lovely. I do like my job.

0:47:01 > 0:47:03OK, families, all you've got to do is

0:47:03 > 0:47:06guess how many questions out of ten you think Sam will get right.

0:47:06 > 0:47:10You now have ten seconds to write down your answers. Off you go.

0:47:10 > 0:47:12WHISPERING

0:47:12 > 0:47:15Barnsley! This should be a walk in the park for you, mate.

0:47:15 > 0:47:17- Yeah, mate. - You reckon ten out of ten?

0:47:17 > 0:47:21- Ooh, I hope so.- Well, you're always saying that you're big on Barnsley.

0:47:21 > 0:47:24- He says he should work for the tourist board.- That's true.

0:47:24 > 0:47:27Time up, families.

0:47:27 > 0:47:29OK, I think it's time to throw a spoonful of tension music

0:47:29 > 0:47:32and a splash of dramatic lighting into the mix.

0:47:32 > 0:47:35DRAMATIC MUSIC

0:47:35 > 0:47:40Whoa! Oh! I can taste that, I taste the tension. Oh! Ooh!

0:47:40 > 0:47:43- Sam...- Yeah! - ..your ten questions start now.

0:47:43 > 0:47:45What is the nickname of Barnsley Football Club?

0:47:45 > 0:47:48- The Tykes!- Correct. Is Barnsley a town or a city?

0:47:48 > 0:47:52- Town!- Correct. When did the first train station open in Barnsley?

0:47:52 > 0:47:541972!

0:47:54 > 0:47:57- Wrong, 1850. - LAUGHTER, BUZZ!

0:47:57 > 0:48:01- Agh!- Name the motorway that links Barnsley with the rest of the UK.

0:48:01 > 0:48:04- M1.- Oh, yeah. What is the phone code for Barnsley?

0:48:04 > 0:48:07- The what?- The phone code!

0:48:07 > 0:48:11- 01226!- Oh, yeah. OK. Name the famous TV talk-show host whose original...

0:48:11 > 0:48:14- Michael Parkinson.- Right! Cricket legend, Darren Gough,

0:48:14 > 0:48:18is from Barnsley. In what year did he win Strictly Come Dancing?

0:48:18 > 0:48:20- 2007?- No, wrong, 2005!

0:48:20 > 0:48:22Agh! BUZZ!

0:48:22 > 0:48:24Yeah!

0:48:24 > 0:48:27If you played "Barnsley" on Scrabble, how much would you score?

0:48:27 > 0:48:31- Ah, seven?- 13.

0:48:31 > 0:48:33- Unlucky for some.- Agh! BUZZ!

0:48:33 > 0:48:35What is the capital of Barnsley?

0:48:35 > 0:48:37- What?- What is the capital of Barnsley?

0:48:37 > 0:48:39- B.- Correct! - SAM LAUGHS

0:48:39 > 0:48:41I thought I'd get you with that!

0:48:41 > 0:48:43OK, name the river that runs through Barnsley?

0:48:43 > 0:48:47- Dearne!- Correct!- Oh!

0:48:47 > 0:48:49APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Boom! Boom!

0:48:52 > 0:48:55I must admit, I must admit you did very well.

0:48:55 > 0:48:59That's your ten questions, Sam. I can confirm you got seven right!

0:48:59 > 0:49:01- Yeah, yeah, yeah!- Very well done.

0:49:01 > 0:49:04But the one remaining question is, how did our families do? OK,

0:49:04 > 0:49:07we'll go with the Packers first. How many did you think?

0:49:07 > 0:49:116, not a bad guess at all. The Cheaters, what about you?

0:49:11 > 0:49:13- 7! All right! - CHEERING

0:49:13 > 0:49:17You can't get much closer than being correct.

0:49:17 > 0:49:21That means that the Cheater family win the first round.

0:49:21 > 0:49:23Next up, it's time for The Big Question.

0:49:23 > 0:49:25CHEERING

0:49:33 > 0:49:35Now, before we can ask you The Big Question,

0:49:35 > 0:49:39I need to introduce you to a couple of very good friends of mine.

0:49:39 > 0:49:41It's Sam and my pet chimp Chimpy.

0:49:41 > 0:49:45CHEERING

0:49:49 > 0:49:51Um...

0:49:51 > 0:49:54A little bit surreal. Looking good, lads.

0:49:54 > 0:49:57Now, as you can see, Sam and Chimpy are ready to race.

0:49:57 > 0:50:01But the big question for our families is, who will win that race?

0:50:01 > 0:50:04Before you make that decision, let me talk you through the course.

0:50:04 > 0:50:07Sam and Chimpy will need to exit this studio,

0:50:07 > 0:50:10around the hairpin bend, always a tricky bend as well,

0:50:10 > 0:50:15over the slalom, through to the seesaw of truth and desire...

0:50:15 > 0:50:19- SAM LAUGHS - ..then you've got the two tyre bend

0:50:19 > 0:50:23and, hopefully, across the line first to the finish. All right?

0:50:23 > 0:50:26OK, families, if you could write down your answers now, please.

0:50:26 > 0:50:30Who do you think's going to win - Sam or Chimpy?

0:50:31 > 0:50:35- Sam, any trash talk?- I'm going to get you!- Good one. Chimpy?

0:50:35 > 0:50:37CHIMPY SQUEAKS

0:50:37 > 0:50:41- You can't say that on national TV! - That's just mean!- You can't say it!

0:50:41 > 0:50:44All right, OK, families, stop writing, please,

0:50:44 > 0:50:47- because it's time to race. - SAM: Oh!

0:50:47 > 0:50:50- Gentlemen/primates...- Yeah?

0:50:50 > 0:50:52..start your engines!

0:50:52 > 0:50:55ENGINES ROAR

0:50:57 > 0:51:01Go, go, go. Oh, it's a good start by Chimpy!

0:51:01 > 0:51:04He's on the inside line. Oh, look at that.

0:51:04 > 0:51:05MARK LAUGHS

0:51:05 > 0:51:09OK, faster. All right.

0:51:09 > 0:51:10Ooh, oh...

0:51:10 > 0:51:13Sabotage!

0:51:13 > 0:51:15MARK LAUGHS

0:51:15 > 0:51:18Chimpy's got a big lead.

0:51:18 > 0:51:22- On the outside, on the outside. - Oh, look at this!

0:51:22 > 0:51:25He's absolutely annihilating Sam!

0:51:25 > 0:51:30Oh, look. Who's going to win? Who's going to win?

0:51:30 > 0:51:35Chimpy's gone over the seesaw. He only needs to get over the tyre.

0:51:35 > 0:51:39Sam's coming back, but he's only got one tyre to go.

0:51:39 > 0:51:41- He's going to beat him. He wins! - SAM: No!

0:51:41 > 0:51:43CHEERING

0:51:47 > 0:51:49Come on in, Sam!

0:51:49 > 0:51:52Oh, so Chimpy won the race.

0:51:52 > 0:51:55Come back, Sam.

0:51:55 > 0:51:56CHEERING CONTINUES

0:51:56 > 0:51:58Unlucky, mate.

0:51:58 > 0:52:01Go on, get back to your throne.

0:52:01 > 0:52:03- You're a disgrace. - LAUGHTER

0:52:03 > 0:52:08OK, Packers, what was your guess? Ah, Chimpy. The lovely Chimpy!

0:52:08 > 0:52:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:52:10 > 0:52:15- All right. OK, Cheaters, how about you?- Chimpy.- Chimpy!

0:52:15 > 0:52:18- CHEERING - They're not silly, are they?

0:52:18 > 0:52:23It's 2-1 to the Cheaters. It's time to ask another Big Question.

0:52:23 > 0:52:26APPLAUSE

0:52:32 > 0:52:39OK, now, Packer family, you need to win this round to stay in the game.

0:52:39 > 0:52:44When Sam was younger, he used to be in a band. They never made it big,

0:52:44 > 0:52:49but you'll be excited to hear that we've got a clip of him in action!

0:52:49 > 0:52:51Check this out!

0:52:51 > 0:52:57# Let me entertain you

0:52:58 > 0:53:03# Let me entertain you... #

0:53:03 > 0:53:06APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:53:09 > 0:53:14Wow! Quality! OK, The Big Question is, how old was Sam in that clip?

0:53:14 > 0:53:19- Families, you have ten seconds to write down your answer.- (13).

0:53:31 > 0:53:35- Packers, we're going to go with you first. What is your answer?- 11.

0:53:35 > 0:53:41- You've gone for 11. Cheaters, what did you go for?- 13.

0:53:41 > 0:53:46OK. Sam, can you remember how old you were in that clip?

0:53:46 > 0:53:49I do remember and I was...13!

0:53:49 > 0:53:56Which means the Cheater family have won, so they Win The Presenter!

0:53:56 > 0:54:01Yeah! Well done! Nice one. I've got to say, Packer family,

0:54:01 > 0:54:03you've been fantastic.

0:54:03 > 0:54:08- Have you enjoyed yourselves?- Yes. - The Packer family, everyone.

0:54:08 > 0:54:14So, the Cheater family, what are you waiting for? Go and get your prize!

0:54:14 > 0:54:18- Come on over.- A big thank you to both of our families.

0:54:18 > 0:54:22Do with him what you will but make sure you bring him back next week.

0:54:22 > 0:54:25- Bye, Sam!- Bye!

0:54:25 > 0:54:29- See you later. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:54:29 > 0:54:32Ladies and gentlemen, let's end the show with a bang.

0:54:32 > 0:54:36Give it up for Pixie Lott and All About Tonight!

0:54:49 > 0:54:53# I bought a new pair of shoes

0:54:53 > 0:54:57# I got a new attitude, when I walk

0:54:57 > 0:55:01# Cos I'm so over you

0:55:01 > 0:55:04# And it's all about tonight

0:55:04 > 0:55:08# I'm going out with the girls

0:55:08 > 0:55:12# Ready to show all the boys what I got

0:55:12 > 0:55:14# I'm letting go of the hurt

0:55:14 > 0:55:18# Cos it's all about tonight

0:55:18 > 0:55:23# Yeah, the night is alive You can feel the heartbeat

0:55:23 > 0:55:27# Let's just go with the flow We've been working all week

0:55:27 > 0:55:31# Tomorrow doesn't matter when you're moving your feet

0:55:31 > 0:55:34# It's all about tonight

0:55:34 > 0:55:38# We'll be dancing and singing and climbing up on the tables

0:55:38 > 0:55:42# We'll be rocking this party So tell the DJ don't stop

0:55:42 > 0:55:47# Grab someone if you're single Grab someone if you're not

0:55:47 > 0:55:49# It's all about tonight

0:55:49 > 0:55:53# And, boy, I'm not hanging on

0:55:53 > 0:55:56# Cos I threw all your drama away

0:55:56 > 0:56:01# Had something good but it's gone

0:56:01 > 0:56:03# It's all about tonight

0:56:04 > 0:56:08# They got the music so loud

0:56:08 > 0:56:11# So I won't hear the phone if you call

0:56:11 > 0:56:16# And we're so over now

0:56:16 > 0:56:18# Cos it's all about tonight

0:56:20 > 0:56:24# Yeah, the night is alive You can feel the heartbeat

0:56:24 > 0:56:27# Let's just go with the flow We've been working all week

0:56:27 > 0:56:31# Tomorrow doesn't matter when you're moving your feet

0:56:31 > 0:56:33# It's all about tonight

0:56:33 > 0:56:38# We'll be dancing and singing and climbing up on the tables

0:56:38 > 0:56:42# We'll be rocking this party So tell the DJ don't stop

0:56:42 > 0:56:46# Grab someone if you're single Grab someone if you're not

0:56:46 > 0:56:49# It's all about tonight

0:56:49 > 0:56:54# It's all about tonight

0:56:54 > 0:56:57# It's all about tonight

0:56:57 > 0:57:01# Oooh, oh-oh-oh

0:57:01 > 0:57:03# Woo!

0:57:03 > 0:57:08# Yeah, the night is alive You can feel the heartbeat

0:57:08 > 0:57:12# Let's just go with the flow We've been working all week

0:57:12 > 0:57:16# Tomorrow doesn't matter when you're moving your feet

0:57:16 > 0:57:20# It's all about tonight It's all about tonight

0:57:20 > 0:57:23# We'll be dancing and singing and climbing up on the tables

0:57:23 > 0:57:27# We'll be rocking this party So tell the DJ don't stop

0:57:27 > 0:57:32# Grab someone if you're single Grab someone if you're not

0:57:32 > 0:57:34# It's all about tonight. #

0:57:38 > 0:57:40Thank you very much!