0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Wind me up, put me down
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Start me up and watch me go
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# It's easy once you know how it's done
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# You can't stop now it's already begun. #
0:00:15 > 0:00:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your hosts.
0:00:21 > 0:00:22They're crazy, they're kooky
0:00:22 > 0:00:25and they've washed especially for this evening.
0:00:25 > 0:00:30It's Sam and Mark!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:32 > 0:00:36- How are you doing? - Bub-bup, bub-bup, bub-bup!
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- Come on!- Yes, yes, yes, yes! - Oh, yeah, baby!
0:00:44 > 0:00:47- Welcome to the weekend!- Oh!
0:00:47 > 0:00:48CHEERING
0:00:50 > 0:00:53- Oh, yes.- Oh, yes.- Oh, yes.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- Yes, it's Friday. - We're Sam and Mark.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59- So that can mean only one thing... - Welcome to Countryfile.- No.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00LAUGHTER
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- He's winding you up, of course. - Winding you up.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06That's the name of the show. It's written in giant letters.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- Big Friday Wind-Up, people.- Yes!
0:01:08 > 0:01:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- And have we got a show for you? - Have we?
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- I don't know, that's why I was asking.- Of course, we have.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19We've got games, pranks
0:01:19 > 0:01:23and surprises in store for some lucky or unlucky members of our audience.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- AUDIENCE: Oooh! - Yeah, you're right.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Someone here will be put under pressure by one of TV's
0:01:28 > 0:01:32most unpredictable superstars. But they don't know it yet.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:01:36 > 0:01:38LAUGHTER
0:01:38 > 0:01:42- You all right?- Yeah, I am now.- Good!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44We'll also be seeing what happened when Mark and I went undercover
0:01:44 > 0:01:48with our hidden cameras , to fool some unsuspecting fans.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50- You like scuba?- Yeah.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52If you want to check the size of the goggles,
0:01:52 > 0:01:54you have to put them on your face and then suck in.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55HE LAUGHS
0:01:55 > 0:02:00Yeah, that is still to come, as well as a performance from A*M*E.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Yeah, but before all that,
0:02:06 > 0:02:08remember the first rule of Big Friday Wind-Up -
0:02:08 > 0:02:10BOTH: No-one is safe.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11So with that in mind,
0:02:11 > 0:02:15let's find out a little more about our lovely studio audience.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Thanking you. - Yes, very kind of you, thanks.
0:02:19 > 0:02:24So many expectant faces.
0:02:24 > 0:02:29You all look absolutely terrified! But I am going to go to you, Jacob.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- How you doing, mate, you all right? - Yeah.- You all right?
0:02:32 > 0:02:37Let me just sit down for a second. Your mum, Claire, is next to you.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Yeah.- Doesn't she do something rather embarrassing
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- in the supermarket?- Yes. - Tell me what it is, Jacob.
0:02:43 > 0:02:49- She trumps and then runs away and blames it on someone else.- No!
0:02:49 > 0:02:54- Claire, you don't do that, do you? - Everyone does it!- Oh!
0:02:54 > 0:02:59Claire, I think you'll find, they don't! But what have you got to say?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01I eat a lot of vegetables.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04At least you're getting your five-a-day, that's all I can say.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07I'm sorry, Jacob. Sam, can you do any better than that?
0:03:09 > 0:03:13That was disgusting, Claire, you should be ashamed of yourself.
0:03:13 > 0:03:19Anyway, I am going to come and speak to...you, Leila and Rachel.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23- Hello, are you all right, girls? - Yes.- Which one's Leila?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- Leila, so that must mean you're Rachel?- Yeah.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26- And is this your dad?- Yes.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- What's his name? BOTH:- Laurie.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Laurie, excellent.
0:03:30 > 0:03:35- Is it true that your dad is a DJ?- Kind of.- Kind of.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I've heard that he embarrasses you a bit with his DJing.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42- What does he do? Tell us. - He likes to play really old music.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Oh, no!
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- And he does these really, really bad jokes.- Oh, no.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51So does he perform at your school, as well, at your school discos?
0:03:51 > 0:03:55- Yeah. - So what kind of old music does he do?
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- Just like old, slow music. - Not slow music. Let's ask him.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01What slow music do you choose, then?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04It's just every now and again, you need a slow one, don't you?
0:04:04 > 0:04:08- It's true.- A bit of Kylie and Jason. - Kylie and Jason?!
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- Do you guys know Kylie and Jason? Do you know who they are?- No!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15They were massive in the '80s, absolutely huge.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Very embarrassing, girls. I'm sorry about that. Mark, try and beat that.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25I tell you what, that's going to be tricky. That's pretty embarrassing.
0:04:25 > 0:04:31But I think I can do it. I think I know the person. It's you!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Really?
0:04:33 > 0:04:36No, it's not, actually. I'm only kidding, because I'm actually
0:04:36 > 0:04:38looking for you, Alexis.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40HE LAUGHS
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- How are you doing, you all right? - Yeah, thanks.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46A little birdie has told us that your mum is a bit embarrassing.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Is that true?- Yeah. - What does she do?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52She goes around singing everywhere.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Oh, no! It has been said that she's a bit of a rock chick.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Is that right? Yeah?- Yeah.- Oh!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01And so much so, that the family actually bought her
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- an electric guitar for Christmas. - Yeah.- What happened?
0:05:05 > 0:05:11- She doesn't use it at all.- What?- You mean THIS electric guitar?- That one?
0:05:11 > 0:05:17- It's a lovely guitar.- What does she use instead?- Nothing.- Nothing?
0:05:17 > 0:05:21- She just does air guitar all the time?- Yeah.- Oh, Mum!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Where is your mum tonight?
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Um, I think... I don't know.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29- DAD:- Conference.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31MARK LAUGHS
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Alexis, could you imagine if we'd helped to construct
0:05:34 > 0:05:37an elaborate ruse and she was actually waiting backstage
0:05:37 > 0:05:40ready to embarrass you on national television?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Well, she is!
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Please give it up for Rocking Ruth.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:56 > 0:05:58GUITAR ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- SAM AND MARK:- Yeah!
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Good! She's good.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Wow!
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Yeeeah!
0:06:19 > 0:06:24Rocking Ruth, I like that. I should give this to its rightful owner.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26There you go. You should maybe use that from now on.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Alexis, I probably know the answer to this.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33- But what did you think of that performance?- It was horrific.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37There's a word that's not used enough, in that context.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Never mind, Alexis, because you're about to get your own back
0:06:40 > 0:06:42because you need to come with me and you, Ruth,
0:06:42 > 0:06:46you need to get ready, because we're about to play Mum On A Wheel.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Now, Alexis' mum is backstage, just getting ready.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Alexis, are you ready to see your mum as you've never seen her before?
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Oh, yeah.- Audience, are you ready?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:07:02 > 0:07:06In that case, everybody please, give it up for Mum On A Wheel!
0:07:15 > 0:07:19So, Ruthy Baby, chips and gravy, how are you feeling?
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- Kings of Leon have got nothing on me.- It's true, it's true.
0:07:23 > 0:07:29Yeah, you rocked out, big-time. Now, you said that your mum was horrific.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Hopefully, fingers crossed, we get to get our own back on her,
0:07:33 > 0:07:36because we are going to be doing that, big-time.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38OK, we've got a mum, we've got a wheel
0:07:38 > 0:07:41but what are we going to be doing with them?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43We are going to be spinning them, of course.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46If the mum lands on "Mum", she'll win herself a prize.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50- That'd be nice, wouldn't it, Mum? - That would be cool.- Excellent.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53It would be cool, but better still, if Mum lands on "Audience".
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Every one of you will win a prize.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58CHEERING
0:08:00 > 0:08:01But, even better still,
0:08:01 > 0:08:05- if Mum lands on "Star", then Alexis here wins a prize.- Come on!
0:08:07 > 0:08:11So I suppose what we're trying to say is gold is good, yeah?
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Red, on the other hand, is bad.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Well, actually, red isn't that bad, either,
0:08:18 > 0:08:24because if Mum lands in the red section, Alexis gets to foam her.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- And what's more, I get to help you do it. I can't wait.- That's nice.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36- Alexis, how much would you love to foam your mum?- Oh, undescribable.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Undescribable. You see, we're changing people's lives here.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Making dreams come true.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44In that case, spin that mum and make her squeal. Come on, Sam.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47AUDIENCE: Wind up that wheel!
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Here we go.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51# Let's go round again
0:08:51 > 0:08:54# Maybe we'll turn back the hands of time. #
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Where's it stopping?
0:08:57 > 0:09:03- Oh!- Would you believe it? - Wait there one second.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07It's landed on "Foam", I can't believe it, Ruth!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Alexis, think of the pocket money! - We're going to have fun here.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15Guys, get ready to foam in three, two, one...foam!
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Stop the foaming. How are you feeling, Mum, are you all right?
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- I'm a respectable businesswoman! - MARK LAUGHS
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Not only more!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Time for the second spin. Here we go!
0:09:32 > 0:09:36# Let's go round again
0:09:36 > 0:09:39# Maybe we'll turn back the hands of time. #
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Oooh, ooh...yeah!
0:09:49 > 0:09:52You've landed on "Star", which means, Alexis,
0:09:52 > 0:09:54you win this fantastic prize.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58It's an MP4 player. Yes! Get in there.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Nice work, very good work, Mum. Good spinning. How are you feeling now?
0:10:02 > 0:10:07- Father Christmas has got one less present to get.- Exactly.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- We've got one final spin, are you ready?- I'm ready.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Here we go, let's spin it.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14# Let's go round again.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18# Maybe we'll turn back the hands of time.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20# Let's go round again. #
0:10:20 > 0:10:25- Oh, dear, oh, dear.- Oh, no! It's landed on "Foam" again.
0:10:25 > 0:10:30- I can't believe it!- La la-la la-la la-la!- Oh, deary me.- Oh, dear.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33In three, two, one, go!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36In the face!
0:10:41 > 0:10:44OK, stop the foaming!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47So that means, at the end of Mum On A Wheel,
0:10:47 > 0:10:52- you got two foamings, but you did win Alexis an MP4 player.- Get in!
0:10:52 > 0:10:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Have you had fun, guys? - Yes.- Fantastic.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Let's hear it one more time for Alexis and Ruth, everyone.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04- Brilliant. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:04 > 0:11:07And right now, ladies and gentlemen,
0:11:07 > 0:11:09give it up for our special guest, A*M*E!
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- Hello.- Hello.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Whoo! Nice to see you. - You too, guys.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21- I feel like we're really far away. - Shall we move up?
0:11:21 > 0:11:22Let's move up a bit.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Let's get cosy.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Here on WindUp, not even the celebrities are safe.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29When A*M*E arrived at the studios today, there was a little
0:11:29 > 0:11:34surprise waiting for her in her dressing room. Have a look.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36SHE SINGS
0:11:36 > 0:11:38SHE SCREAMS
0:11:39 > 0:11:41SHE GIGGLES
0:11:41 > 0:11:43That's cruel!
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Yeah. We got her. We got her good.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49- We well and truly got you there.- OK!
0:11:49 > 0:11:52A*M*E, what is the worst prank that's ever been played on you?
0:11:52 > 0:11:56- That one!- Really? - Yes!- Our job is done.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58You guys did it so well,
0:11:58 > 0:12:01I literally had no idea. I was like, "Oh, my life!"
0:12:01 > 0:12:04We've got people to do that kind of work for us.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06- That chimp, he gets everywhere. - He really does.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10- Is it true that you are signed to Gary Barlow's...?- It is true, yes.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12MARK LAUGHS CRAZILY
0:12:12 > 0:12:17Mark is a massive Gary Barlow fan, as you can see.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21- Have you met the man in question? - I have, I met him on Tuesday.
0:12:21 > 0:12:27- On Tuesday?!- Yes.- OK, it's fresh. What is he like?- He's incredible.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- He's really normal. - He's really normal, Mark.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34More importantly, what does he smell like?
0:12:34 > 0:12:37I mean, I wasn't sniffing him!
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Probably for the best.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40When you meet him again, have a sniff and let me know.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- I will, I'll get in touch. - That is so good.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47What do you reckon, a possible future collaboration, A*M*E, Gary Barlow?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- And a bit of...- A bit of Mark?
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- Don't tell him that.- Don't say that, I'm losing the plot already.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- That'll tip me over the edge. - We can sort something out, I'm sure.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58You'll be performing at the end of the show?
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- That's correct.- Awesome.- Fantastic.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Everybody, please give it up for A*M*E!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:07 > 0:13:11Right now, here's what else is coming up on the show.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13In just a moment, we'll find out what happened
0:13:13 > 0:13:18when the boys went undercover, to wind up some unsuspecting fans.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20The Finger Of Fun will be back, to pick out
0:13:20 > 0:13:22a member of our studio audience
0:13:22 > 0:13:25and give them the surprise of their life.
0:13:25 > 0:13:30And what will Sam and Mark find lurking inside The Truck Of Luck?
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Wow. Excited. I, for one, cannot wait.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39But before that, we want you to meet some of our friends.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Everybody in the Wind-Up audience, give it up for Beth and Kate.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Lovely to see you, girls. You enjoying the show so far?
0:13:51 > 0:13:52- BOTH:- Yeah.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56- In unison.- I've noticed, Kate, it's your birthday today.- Yeah.
0:13:56 > 0:13:57- Happy birthday.- Hooray!
0:13:57 > 0:13:59CHEERING
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Now, not so long ago,
0:14:01 > 0:14:05- Mark and I set these girls up with our hidden cameras, didn't we?- Yes.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07"Yeah, they did."
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Our task was to disguise ourselves as different characters without
0:14:10 > 0:14:14you recognising us, in a game we like to call In Yer Face.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16It's pretty difficult for us, because these girls,
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- you were in the studio audience last series, weren't you?- Yeah.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22So you knew everything about In Yer Face?
0:14:22 > 0:14:27- Yeah.- Most of it.- Not this bit! - Until we saw you.- Yeah, exactly.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30This was going to be difficult. Kate, down Camera Four,
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- say, "Run VT".- Run VT.
0:14:34 > 0:14:39- Another peaceful day in Kingston Upon Thames.- Until we showed up!
0:14:43 > 0:14:45CAR HORN BEEPS
0:14:48 > 0:14:51CAR BACKFIRES
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Welcome to another round of In Yer Face.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Today, we've wound things up a notch,
0:14:56 > 0:14:59because this challenge is quite possibly our toughest yet.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00I'm taking Beth...
0:15:00 > 0:15:02..and I'm taking Kate.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05And they've both been in the Wind-Up studio audience
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- so they know all about In Yer Face. - What? Are we bonkers?
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- We just may be.- The aim of the game is to not get recognised.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15And we've got loads of costumes and cunning disguises to help.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21But if they uncover our true identity and make a positive ID
0:15:21 > 0:15:23right in our faces, it's game over.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28OK, let's kick things off with Round One - Lost Clown.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Can these two jokers avoid getting recognised whilst
0:15:31 > 0:15:34clowning around in a town? First up, Sam.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38OK, Sam, may I just say you look fantastic as a clown? Nice glasses.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- Thanks, mate.- Here are the rules. You need to be a lost clown.
0:15:41 > 0:15:46- You need to ask her for directions to a house of your choosing.- OK.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48What accent will you do?
0:15:48 > 0:15:52Clowns are pretty stupid, so I might be from Wolverhampton.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53MARK GASPS
0:15:53 > 0:15:55How dare you!
0:16:01 > 0:16:03(It's exciting!)
0:16:03 > 0:16:07- Morning, I don't suppose you know where house number 22 is, do you?- 22?
0:16:07 > 0:16:11Yeah. I'm trying to find it here on the map but I can't find it.
0:16:11 > 0:16:17- 'She's looking. She's so looking.' - Yeah.- OK.- There's 22 on our road.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19My glasses are coming off, sorry.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21MARK LAUGHS
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Cool, thank you very much. Thank you, cheers. Thank you.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Do you want a balloon?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28OK, bye. Bye.
0:16:28 > 0:16:33- I've dropped my nose!- She didn't even take a balloon off you!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- Ha ha!- No, it's a hollow victory.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Why?- She didn't take a balloon and you lost your nose.- Hang on, though.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44That should make it better. I lost my nose,
0:16:44 > 0:16:47she still didn't recognise me and I offered her a balloon,
0:16:47 > 0:16:50- she didn't want one.- Ridiculous.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54So Sam takes an early lead. Next up, Mark.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58OK, Mark, it's your turn. How are you feeling?
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- A little nervous after your...- Victory.- Well...
0:17:01 > 0:17:03OK, you know the rules.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06I tell you something, if she takes a balloon off you,
0:17:06 > 0:17:08I will give you a pat on the back.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Oh, well, there's incentive for you(!).
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Here she comes, good luck, she's coming with her dad, mate.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Don't mess it up.
0:17:19 > 0:17:24Excuse me, I don't suppose you know where number 22 is, do you?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27I'm a bit lost. Do you know 22?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Basically, you go up there.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30All right.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Ooh, she's suspicious!
0:17:32 > 0:17:38- Say it, say it!- Sorry. - Say it.- Do you know?- Say it!
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Do you want a balloon? Cos I've got loads in my back pocket for you.
0:17:41 > 0:17:48- Lovely.- Thank you.- Nicely done. - Thank you, I'll see you.- Oh!
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Thanks very much. I'll need it!
0:17:51 > 0:17:52That was risky.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01That, my friend, was a close one.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05Yeah. I've never been so scared in my entire life.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Why didn't she say it? I could have won on the first round.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10It's fine, it's 1-1.
0:18:10 > 0:18:15So with the scores one apiece, let's move on to Round Two, Scuba Diver.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Will our lads be able to pass themselves off as deep sea divers
0:18:18 > 0:18:23- without making a splash? First up, Scuba Sam.- Oh, Sam.
0:18:23 > 0:18:29- Some, Sam, Sam.- I look like my dad. - You do, actually. A lovely 'tache.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31OK, here are the rules.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34When Beth comes in, you need to strike up a conversation with her.
0:18:34 > 0:18:40- OK.- But you must include the word in the conversation of...
0:18:40 > 0:18:42In fact, I'm not going to tell you now,
0:18:42 > 0:18:46- I'm going to tell you when Beth comes in.- Oh, cheeky!
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- Right, well, good luck. - Don't make it a silly word.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54HE LAUGHS
0:18:56 > 0:19:01G'day, guys. If you need any help with anything, just give as a holler.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04The word I want you to get into the conversation is "gravy".
0:19:04 > 0:19:07You guys need any help, or are you all gravy?
0:19:09 > 0:19:13- Do you have, like, different sizes? - She has no clue.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17- How's that feeling, yeah? - Yeah.- Yeah? Good.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- Thank you.- Thanks.- Oh, man!
0:19:27 > 0:19:30That was all gravy, mate!
0:19:30 > 0:19:34- 2-1, mate.- Oh, mate.- You must be so nervous.- I am so nervous.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38- I need to get out of this and you need to get into it.- Oh, man!
0:19:38 > 0:19:42So, Sam leads 2-1. Next to take the plunge, it's Mark.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45# 2-1 to me. #
0:19:45 > 0:19:50- Yeah, yeah, yeah.- 2-1 to me. You're nervous, I can tell.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53You're so nervous that your glasses are steaming up.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56What's your accent going to be?
0:19:56 > 0:19:57- DUTCH ACCENT:- I'll speak like this.
0:19:57 > 0:19:58Oh, dear!
0:20:03 > 0:20:09- Good luck.- Hello, there. - Your word is "moustache".
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- You like scuba?- Yeah.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14- You like scuba?- Yeah.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17If you want to check the size of the goggles, you have to put them
0:20:17 > 0:20:21on your face and then suck in to make sure they're the right size.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25- You get them caught in your moustache.- He said it, moustache.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Very good, very good.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Breathe in through the nose and it sucks on the face
0:20:29 > 0:20:31and then you'll know.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Have you done it? Yes.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35"Sucks on the face!"
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- Enjoy your holiday.- Man!
0:20:43 > 0:20:48- Yes! Back in the game, methinks. - Can't believe that.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50My favourite bit of that was, "You have to your breathe
0:20:50 > 0:20:53"through your nose to suck it on the face."
0:20:53 > 0:20:56I thought my moustache was coming off.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58You were good, man.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Agh, whoo!
0:21:00 > 0:21:03So, that's 2-2. Back to you jokers in t'studio.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10Wow. I didn't realise how bad they actually were
0:21:10 > 0:21:13until we watched it back! Now, did you suspect anything?
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Cos you nearly got me in round number one when I was a lost clown.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21- You had a really weird accent again.- Again.- It was like this.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- FLATLY:- "Heya."
0:21:24 > 0:21:27I didn't understand what you were saying. I looked round
0:21:27 > 0:21:30and followed you. Turning round and I looked at you and I went...
0:21:30 > 0:21:32- "Oh, I recognise you." - I'm dodgy with accents.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36And your glasses, you just pushed your glasses back.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39I went, "Is it?" No, no.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- No, surely not. - Beth, what about you?
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Were you not at all suspicious
0:21:43 > 0:21:48when a scuba instructor was saying the word "gravy" out of the blue?
0:21:48 > 0:21:54I don't know! I just...didn't really...
0:21:54 > 0:21:56I thought you were being stupid.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58I definitely was being stupid.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01I was really scared that point, cos she genuinely came up
0:22:01 > 0:22:04and asked for my advice on masks for scuba and I was like,
0:22:04 > 0:22:07"I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know."
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Concentrate on my accent!
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Well, we haven't finished with you, just yet,
0:22:13 > 0:22:14because it's time for round number three.
0:22:14 > 0:22:19- Beth, do you want to do the honours this time?- Run VT.- Nice.- Yeah.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23In Yer Face, Round Three. Birdwatcher.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Will Sam and Mark's binoculars leave their targets seeing double?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29First up, Sam.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34- This is it, mate. It's 2-2. And you're worried.- No.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38- You're a worried birdwatcher.- No. - Yeah, you are.- You're worried.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39No, I'm not worried.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42You should be, because after this, I'm going to be getting
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- nature programmes and stuff. - Enough of this.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50You are a birdwatcher and you're looking for a rare species of bird.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51It doesn't matter which one,
0:22:51 > 0:22:56but what you do need to do is play on the old bird whistle.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58- Yep.- Best of luck.- Thanks, mate.
0:23:02 > 0:23:03Here she comes, mate.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05DUCK CALL ON WHISTLE
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Excuse me, just wondering if you could help me.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14I'm looking for this rare bird, it's called a hobby.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17It reacts to a certain bird call. It's...
0:23:17 > 0:23:19DUCK CALL ON WHISTLE
0:23:19 > 0:23:22I have a spare whistle if you'd like to help.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27- OK, OK, thank you.- Oh!- I'll move on somewhere else. Thank you.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29DUCK CALL ON WHISTLE
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Oh, hold your horses.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34She's got you.
0:23:34 > 0:23:39'Say it. Say it. Say it!'
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Come on. Just say it, say it. Say it. Say it.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44DUCK CALL ON WHISTLE
0:23:46 > 0:23:50Aw! Oh, you're joking.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52DUCK CALL ON WHISTLE
0:23:52 > 0:23:58Oh, she was that close. Oh!
0:24:00 > 0:24:01DUCK CALL ON WHISTLE
0:24:01 > 0:24:03APPLAUSE
0:24:03 > 0:24:05- All right?- No.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08# I am through to the final. #
0:24:08 > 0:24:11No, what happened was, she actually said to her mum,
0:24:11 > 0:24:14"That's Sam, isn't it?" But she didn't say it to you.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18- Exactly. - Look at your 'tache! It's awful.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Absolutely fan-'tache-tic.
0:24:20 > 0:24:233-2 to Sam, can Mark level it up?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Mark, this is the big one for you.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28- I'm already through to the final. - Game on, bring it.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Here they come, dude. Good luck.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36DUCK CALL ON WHISTLE
0:24:36 > 0:24:39She's laughing already.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Hello there. I wonder if you could help me.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46I'm looking for a rather rare bird in this neck of the woods,
0:24:46 > 0:24:50it's called a dipper. I don't know whether you've seen it, at all?
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Say it, come on, say it.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Well, it's a rather interesting call that they... Look.
0:24:58 > 0:24:59RHYTHMIC CALL
0:25:00 > 0:25:04- She's just laughing at you. - Would you like a go?
0:25:04 > 0:25:07- I've got a spare one here if you'd like one.- Thank you.- Say it, say it!
0:25:07 > 0:25:10I think you're supposed to go...
0:25:10 > 0:25:12BOTH BLOW BIRD CALLS
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Yes, yes. Not too bad.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20- Ooh, hang about. - Do I? That's interesting.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Say it, actually say it!
0:25:22 > 0:25:26- Well, it's lovely to meet you. - Don't you get out of this!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31- What, sorry?- Surely, come on.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- Good-looking chap, yes? - He's all right.
0:25:39 > 0:25:47- Ha ha! A-ha, in your face! - OK, you win.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Me and Sam, I should say, have been playing a little game
0:25:51 > 0:25:53called In Yer Face.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57I had you and Sam had Beth and you'll never guess what.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59- Oh, did I pick you?- Yes, exactly.
0:25:59 > 0:26:06- Here he is.- Hello. You all right?- It's you two!- Yeah!
0:26:06 > 0:26:10- You've rumbled us completely because I've lost and he's one.- Hooray!
0:26:10 > 0:26:13He's won. Oh, man.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16So, Sam's the winner, but is he feeling lucky?
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Let's find out. Round Four, Lucky Dip.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23- # So I'm in the final. # - Yes, yes.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26- # You didn't make it to the final.- #
0:26:26 > 0:26:28- All right, all right. - I've won.- Yes, OK.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30- Let's see how far we can take it.- OK.
0:26:30 > 0:26:36Because this, my friend, is called The Big Friday Wind-Up Lucky Dip.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40- Ah, my eyes!- I know. What you need to do is put your hand in here
0:26:40 > 0:26:43- and that is the only disguise you'll get.- OK.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47All right? So put your hand in. Have a look.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51- Glasses.- Oh, brilliant.- Wow. - Look at that. Put them on.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55- That really isn't a very good disguise.- You look like Clark Kent.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Basically, what you've got to do is go over there
0:26:58 > 0:27:01and sit on that wall next to Beth.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07- I can enjoy this, because I've already won it.- Shut up.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- I'll enjoy it. See you later. - Out the car.- Enjoy yourself.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11- I will. - I'm the winner, see you later.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19'You've only got your glasses to disguise you. Ha-ha-ha!
0:27:19 > 0:27:23'Go on, sit down by her. she's looking straight at you.'
0:27:25 > 0:27:29'She's smiling! She's smiling, she's pointing.'
0:27:31 > 0:27:32MARK CHUCKLES
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Excuse me? You're Sam.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44How are you doing? Nice to see you. You all right?
0:27:44 > 0:27:46We've been playing a game with you called In Yer Face.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49- I know you've seen it before.- Yeah.
0:27:49 > 0:27:53- And Mark was playing with Kate, come on in, guys.- How you doing? Hello.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Do you remember earlier this morning you went into a scuba shop.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59- Was that you?- That was me!
0:27:59 > 0:28:02- I didn't... - Did you have no clue?- No, no!
0:28:07 > 0:28:12Yeah, yeah, yeah. Victory for me. Mark, you are rubbish at this.
0:28:12 > 0:28:16I'm just too well-known for my own good. No, I am rubbish.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19Kate, be honest, did you recognise Mark on that first hit
0:28:19 > 0:28:22- when he was a clown?- Yeah.- Yes!
0:28:22 > 0:28:24I did, but I, kind of, didn't want to say it aloud
0:28:24 > 0:28:28- and make myself feel stupid. - Of course.- You didn't!
0:28:28 > 0:28:32I thought...let's see what the rest of the day has to hold.
0:28:32 > 0:28:36I didn't like the fact you said I was "sort of good-looking."
0:28:36 > 0:28:37Bit harsh, that?
0:28:37 > 0:28:41I, kind of, knew you were there, so I thought, "I'm not playing".
0:28:41 > 0:28:45Also, Kate, why were you dressed up like Chris Hoy?
0:28:46 > 0:28:48- OK, guys, have you had a good time? BOTH:- Yeah.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51Excellent. You've been great sports.
0:28:51 > 0:28:52Give it up for Beth and Kate.
0:28:52 > 0:28:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:55 > 0:28:58And happy birthday, again.
0:28:58 > 0:29:01But the surprises don't stop there, no, no, no. Because we need to find
0:29:01 > 0:29:03another member of our audience to shock out of their skin.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Finger Of Fun.
0:29:13 > 0:29:17- Yeah, yeah!- Look, look, look. Finger! - Look at this dancing I've got going.
0:29:17 > 0:29:21That's weird, that. Finger, you enjoying the show?
0:29:21 > 0:29:25- Look at him, he thinks he's people. - He thinks he's people but he's not.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27Listen, you've got a very important job to do.
0:29:27 > 0:29:30Go and find somebody in the audience. Get it right, OK?
0:29:30 > 0:29:32Off you go, Finger Of Fun. Bye.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40Oh... # Who's it's gonna be?#
0:29:40 > 0:29:45Who's it going to be? Is it going to be you?
0:29:45 > 0:29:48Ooooh...who's it going to be?
0:29:48 > 0:29:53- Who's it going to be?- Hello, hello, he's going in, he's going in.
0:29:53 > 0:29:56Oh, the finger has found its target.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59- Blonde girl in the black cardigan, what's your name?- Lucy.- Lucy!
0:29:59 > 0:30:03Lucy, well, get yourself down here, Lucy,
0:30:03 > 0:30:07because it's time to play The Prize Surprise!
0:30:07 > 0:30:10APPLAUSE
0:30:15 > 0:30:17Ah, Lucy!
0:30:17 > 0:30:21- Now, I think it's fair to say you weren't expecting that, were you?- No.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24- No.- You've got no idea why you're here, do you?
0:30:24 > 0:30:27- Absolutely no idea, whatsoever. - OK, well, let's fill you in.
0:30:27 > 0:30:30- It's actually something to do with your dad.- I knew it.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32LAUGHTER
0:30:32 > 0:30:36Now, a little birdie has told us that you find him pretty embarrassing.
0:30:36 > 0:30:38- Is that true?- Yes.- Really?
0:30:38 > 0:30:41What kind of things does he do that embarrasses you, then?
0:30:41 > 0:30:44Well, erm, he does this action
0:30:44 > 0:30:48in super...in shopping markets, especially.
0:30:48 > 0:30:49Oh, really? What does he do?
0:30:49 > 0:30:51Ohh!
0:30:51 > 0:30:54You mean, like, he tries to be "street?"
0:30:54 > 0:30:56Yeah, and he says, like, "Loser!
0:30:56 > 0:30:59"Whatever, major loser!" Things like that.
0:30:59 > 0:31:01"Whatever, major loser?!"
0:31:01 > 0:31:04- I've never heard of such things. - That's pretty embarrassing.
0:31:04 > 0:31:07And also, another little birdie has told us that your dad
0:31:07 > 0:31:11is a fan of CBBC and he's a fan of a particular character on CBBC.
0:31:11 > 0:31:14- Who might that be?- Hacker T Dog. - Oh, we love Hacker, don't we?
0:31:14 > 0:31:17Love Hacker.
0:31:17 > 0:31:21- Legend.- Yeah. How much does your dad like Hacker?
0:31:23 > 0:31:27- Ten!- Ten! Two hands' worth. - He likes him ten.
0:31:27 > 0:31:29Well, we've actually got a little picture of your dad,
0:31:29 > 0:31:32- proving how much he loves Hacker. Look at that.- Aww.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34- Picture on the fridge?- Love that.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37And would you say, I mean, would...
0:31:37 > 0:31:39She's...!
0:31:39 > 0:31:44- She's gone.- Do you think your dad would like to meet Hacker?- Erm, yes.
0:31:44 > 0:31:46- Yeah, I bet he would. - Lucy, where's your dad today?
0:31:46 > 0:31:51Well, I think he's supposed to be in Birmingham, on a work trip.
0:31:51 > 0:31:53That is a shame, actually,
0:31:53 > 0:31:56cos he's missed out on the chance to meet his TV hero,
0:31:56 > 0:31:58because ladies and gentlemen,
0:31:58 > 0:32:01put your hands together for Hacker T Dog.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:32:05 > 0:32:07All right, cocker!
0:32:08 > 0:32:14Get amongst it! Milky brews and meat paste for everyone!
0:32:14 > 0:32:16LUCY SCREAMS AND LAUGHS
0:32:16 > 0:32:20It's Hacker, everybody. Hiya, Hacker, you all right? Nice to see you.
0:32:20 > 0:32:24- Hello, mate, you all right? - It's Hacker, wa-a-ay!
0:32:24 > 0:32:26LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:32:26 > 0:32:29Now, I think it's safe to say that we all know
0:32:29 > 0:32:33that this isn't actually Hacker T Dog, is it?
0:32:33 > 0:32:35It's Lucy's dad, Rob, everyone.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:32:39 > 0:32:42So, Lucy, on a scale of one to ten,
0:32:42 > 0:32:44how embarrassing is your dad right now?
0:32:44 > 0:32:47Erm, unbelievably,
0:32:47 > 0:32:50and I'm never, ever going to forgive him for doing this.
0:32:52 > 0:32:55Now, Rob, you must have heard what Lucy's been saying about,
0:32:55 > 0:32:58you know, your street talk. What have you got to think about that?
0:32:58 > 0:33:00What's wrong with ya?
0:33:00 > 0:33:01Well, I must say that being a dad,
0:33:01 > 0:33:04it's a privilege for a dad to be able to do it,
0:33:04 > 0:33:07and the fact that it's embarrassing makes it great fun, so...
0:33:07 > 0:33:08OK, Rob, give us an example
0:33:08 > 0:33:11of what you normally say with your street talk?
0:33:11 > 0:33:15Erm, bit difficult with me Hacker paws, but...loser!
0:33:15 > 0:33:17Yeah, good.
0:33:17 > 0:33:20Not very convincing, but it seems that you know a few things.
0:33:20 > 0:33:23However, will that be enough for you to pass
0:33:23 > 0:33:25the challenge that we are about to set you?
0:33:25 > 0:33:28Please follow us, because we are about to play Daddy Cool.
0:33:28 > 0:33:29Come on over.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:36 > 0:33:41OK, Rob, we are going to test your knowledge of all things street.
0:33:41 > 0:33:43Mark and I will give you a word or phrase
0:33:43 > 0:33:46that's popular with young people of today,
0:33:46 > 0:33:50and you must translate that into Standard Queen's English. Understood?
0:33:50 > 0:33:54- Yes.- Excellent.- Yeah, Sam, there's a bit of a problem.- What?
0:33:54 > 0:33:56Someone's stolen the quiz cards!
0:33:56 > 0:33:58AUDIENCE: Oo-ooh!
0:33:58 > 0:34:02But what kind of sick and twisted being would do such a thing?
0:34:02 > 0:34:04Y'all right, cockers?
0:34:04 > 0:34:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:34:10 > 0:34:14Yes, that was worth the entrance fee, weren't it?
0:34:14 > 0:34:18Now, Hacker, it's lovely to have you on the show, mate,
0:34:18 > 0:34:21- but why have you nicked our quiz cards?- I'm sorry, cocker.
0:34:21 > 0:34:23I've got a wonky coffee table,
0:34:23 > 0:34:25and it needed a little bit of something under the leg.
0:34:25 > 0:34:29- Me coffee went all over me rug. - Oh, no!
0:34:29 > 0:34:31Well, I suppose that, seeing as you're here,
0:34:31 > 0:34:34you may as well meet your number one fan. Rob, meet Hacker.
0:34:34 > 0:34:38- Hacker, meet Rob.- Y'all right, Rob? - Yeah, get amongst it!
0:34:38 > 0:34:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:34:40 > 0:34:44- How's it going, me homey?- Brilliant!
0:34:45 > 0:34:48Now, Rob, it must be very humbling to meet a star of Hacker's calibre.
0:34:48 > 0:34:50- How do you feel?- Oh, humbled.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55You look humbled, you look a little bit like Sue Barker under that.
0:34:56 > 0:35:00Oh, Hacker, what do you think of Rob's street talk?
0:35:00 > 0:35:03Well, it's a little bit weird, if I'm honest, in't it, cockers?
0:35:03 > 0:35:07- I feel for you, Lucy, I really, really do.- Thank you, Hacker.
0:35:07 > 0:35:10Seeing as though you're here, you might as well do the quiz.
0:35:10 > 0:35:13- You might as well be quiz master. - I'm trapped in this bin, aren't I?
0:35:13 > 0:35:15- I might as well do summat.- OK, so you're going to say the phrases
0:35:15 > 0:35:17and Rob is going to translate them.
0:35:17 > 0:35:20Lucy, you can help him out, as well, that's fine.
0:35:20 > 0:35:23And remember, you've got everything to play for, because we've got
0:35:23 > 0:35:27a load of amazing prizes up for grabs, hand-picked by Hacker himself.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29AUDIENCE: Oo-ooh!
0:35:29 > 0:35:34- Some of 'em are from the Pound Shop. - Don't tell 'em that!
0:35:34 > 0:35:36- OK, guys, are you ready? - Yes.- Excellent.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38Hacker, can you give us the first phrase, please?
0:35:38 > 0:35:40Course, I can, Sam or Mark.
0:35:41 > 0:35:46Sam and Mark, you are well sick, innit?
0:35:46 > 0:35:49Interesting, so what does Hacker mean?
0:35:49 > 0:35:51Does he think Mark and I are,
0:35:51 > 0:35:53A, really cool,
0:35:53 > 0:35:54B, a pair of fools,
0:35:54 > 0:35:57or C, a bit poorly?
0:35:57 > 0:35:59What d'you reckon, guys? A, B or C?
0:35:59 > 0:36:01- We think it's, you say...- A.
0:36:01 > 0:36:04You're saying A, really cool? Hacker, what's the answer.
0:36:04 > 0:36:05You are correct!
0:36:05 > 0:36:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:36:08 > 0:36:12Thank you very much, so that means you have won yourselves a prize.
0:36:12 > 0:36:13Let's see what it is.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16'Remove old and discoloured grout from your bathroom tiles
0:36:16 > 0:36:21'with this portable soft-grip grouting rake.'
0:36:21 > 0:36:22That was me, that.
0:36:22 > 0:36:26Well, everybody needs a grouting rake.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29- What d'you think, yeah? - Yeah, good.- Top prize.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31All right, well, next phrase, please, Hacker.
0:36:31 > 0:36:36Shall we cotch round at my yard tonight, man? Innit, though, innit?
0:36:36 > 0:36:38LAUGHTER
0:36:38 > 0:36:40Interesting.
0:36:40 > 0:36:44So guys, does Hacker want you to A, play in his garden,
0:36:44 > 0:36:46B, hang out at his house
0:36:46 > 0:36:50or C, help him melt down some old cars for scrap?
0:36:50 > 0:36:53CLOCK TICKS
0:36:53 > 0:36:55What do the audience think?
0:36:55 > 0:36:58AUDIENCE: B!
0:36:58 > 0:37:02The consensus is B, so you're going for B? Hang out at his house.
0:37:02 > 0:37:03I'm afraid that is
0:37:03 > 0:37:04the CORRECT ANSWER!
0:37:04 > 0:37:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:37:08 > 0:37:11What I said was, I wanted you to cotch at my yard
0:37:11 > 0:37:13- or hang out at my house.- Excellent.
0:37:13 > 0:37:16Well, that means you've won yourselves another prize.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18Let's see what it is.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21'Have all the fun of sailing on the Mediterranean,
0:37:21 > 0:37:23'with none of the cost or reality.
0:37:23 > 0:37:25'It's a toy speedboat, cocker.'
0:37:27 > 0:37:30Oh, tell you what, the best prizes money can buy!
0:37:30 > 0:37:32- You pleased with that? - Yes.- Fantastic.
0:37:32 > 0:37:37- Complete with no batteries. - Oh, no.- Don't tell 'em that, Hacker!
0:37:37 > 0:37:39I'm from Wigan!
0:37:40 > 0:37:44All right, let's see if you can win anything better this time.
0:37:44 > 0:37:48- Off you go, Hacker. - I love dis Wind Up show.
0:37:48 > 0:37:52It's bare jokes, innit? You know what I'm saying, though, innit?
0:37:52 > 0:37:55Isn't it?! ISN'T IT?!
0:37:55 > 0:37:57ANSWER ME!
0:37:57 > 0:38:02So, angry Hacker thinks Wind Up is "bare jokes."
0:38:02 > 0:38:04Does that mean he thinks it's A, very funny,
0:38:04 > 0:38:06B, not very funny
0:38:06 > 0:38:09- or C, a bit rude? - What d'you reckon, guys?
0:38:09 > 0:38:12- This is for the star prize. - What's th'answer?
0:38:12 > 0:38:14LAUGHTER
0:38:14 > 0:38:15What do you think, audience?
0:38:15 > 0:38:18AUDIENCE: A!
0:38:18 > 0:38:20- HOOTER BLOWS - A?
0:38:20 > 0:38:23A, OK. Going for A, very funny.
0:38:23 > 0:38:25Er, I'm afraid that...
0:38:25 > 0:38:27THAT'S CORRECT!
0:38:27 > 0:38:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:38:30 > 0:38:33Yes! Bare means "very" and jokes means "funny."
0:38:33 > 0:38:36It's not about rude jokes.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38"Ooh, stop it, madam! Yes, no, missus, no, yes!"
0:38:38 > 0:38:40LAUGHTER
0:38:40 > 0:38:41Congratulations, guys.
0:38:41 > 0:38:45That means you've won today's star prize and here it is.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48'Here's a tablet you won't find hard to swallow.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50'It's not a tablet as in medication, cocker,
0:38:50 > 0:38:53'it's one of them digital tablet things. You'll figure it out.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56'T'instructions are going to be with it.'
0:38:56 > 0:38:59- Cheers, cocker.- Nice one, fantastic.
0:39:01 > 0:39:05- Are you happy with that, guys?- Yes. - Fantastic, you've done really well.
0:39:05 > 0:39:09You've been fantastic sports. Lucy, was it worth all the embarrassment?
0:39:09 > 0:39:12- Yes.- What are you going to say to your dad when you get him home?
0:39:12 > 0:39:15- Never do this again.- What was it like meeting your number one fan?
0:39:15 > 0:39:19A little bit strange. You need to get out more, Rob, if I'm honest.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22We are struggling for guests
0:39:22 > 0:39:24for series three of Hacker Time, so I didn't shout.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27Everybody give it up for Lucy, Rob and Hacker!
0:39:27 > 0:39:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:30 > 0:39:33That's probably the most surreal experience I've ever had.
0:39:33 > 0:39:36Stay tuned because we've got surprises coming out of our ears.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38- Remember our motto... - BOTH: No-one is safe.
0:39:38 > 0:39:40Yes, we even started pranking our studio audience
0:39:40 > 0:39:43before the cameras were officially rolling today, didn't we, guys?
0:39:43 > 0:39:45AUDIENCE: Yes.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48Here's what happened when we set up our fake,
0:39:48 > 0:39:50Wind Up photo booth outside the studio earlier.
0:39:50 > 0:39:52Ooh, we are naughty.
0:39:52 > 0:39:56'Chimpy's on the loose. Watch out! Have it!'
0:39:58 > 0:40:00ROARING
0:40:02 > 0:40:05Oh! A-agh!
0:40:05 > 0:40:07Agh! A-agh!
0:40:07 > 0:40:09THEY ALL SCREAM
0:40:12 > 0:40:14THEY ALL SCREAM
0:40:15 > 0:40:18- Yeah.- Oh, the looks on your faces!
0:40:18 > 0:40:23- But it wouldn't be fair if we got off scot-free.- Wouldn't it?
0:40:23 > 0:40:26- No, which is why Mark and I are about to get a surprise of our own.- We are?
0:40:26 > 0:40:29Yep. Bring on the Truck of Luck.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32MUSIC: "Carmina Burana" by Carl Orff
0:40:32 > 0:40:34ENGINE REVS AND HORN TOOTS
0:40:48 > 0:40:50- Ohh! I hate this bit.- Hey!
0:40:50 > 0:40:54Now, there is something inside this vehicle other than Chimpy,
0:40:54 > 0:40:56but Mark and I have no idea what.
0:40:56 > 0:40:59- But whatever it is, we just have to go with it.- Why did we agree to this?
0:40:59 > 0:41:03Because we are stupid and we didn't read the small print.
0:41:03 > 0:41:07All right, here we go. Chimpy, reveal our Mystery Guest.
0:41:09 > 0:41:11BHANGRA MUSIC PLAYS
0:41:11 > 0:41:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:41:32 > 0:41:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:41:34 > 0:41:40- Wow!- All right, lads?- How you doing? - How you doing, you all right?
0:41:40 > 0:41:44- Very good, thank you.- I think so, yeah. Are we going to do that, then?
0:41:44 > 0:41:46Yes, you are, you're going to be taking part,
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Are we going to get these guys to dance?
0:41:48 > 0:41:50AUDIENCE: Ye-es!
0:41:50 > 0:41:52Well, we'd better go and get ourselves ready.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54Yeah, but while we do that, take a look at what else we've been
0:41:54 > 0:41:56getting up to with our hidden cameras.
0:41:56 > 0:41:57We've been out of the studio
0:41:57 > 0:42:01fooling innocent members of the public again, the poor things.
0:42:01 > 0:42:02Take a look at this.
0:42:02 > 0:42:05'Take one lift with some random members of the public,
0:42:05 > 0:42:10'add one Wind Up trumper on a fake toilet,
0:42:10 > 0:42:12'and this is what you get.'
0:42:12 > 0:42:14FARTING
0:42:17 > 0:42:18When you've got to go!
0:42:18 > 0:42:21FARTING
0:42:30 > 0:42:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:42:33 > 0:42:38- But now it's time for us to make fools of ourselves.- Yes.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40So guys, what do we have to do?
0:42:40 > 0:42:43Right, guys, you'll be joining in doing our Bhangra routine
0:42:43 > 0:42:47and afterwards, I will be judging you both.
0:42:47 > 0:42:49OK, interesting, so that is our challenge,
0:42:49 > 0:42:51but how do you lot think we're going to do?
0:42:51 > 0:42:53Right, studio audience,
0:42:53 > 0:42:56we're going to ask you to vote for who you think will be the best.
0:42:56 > 0:42:59If you get it right, there's a prize in it for ya.
0:42:59 > 0:43:00AUDIENCE: Wo-ooh!
0:43:00 > 0:43:02So please make your decision and...
0:43:02 > 0:43:04BOTH: Raise your cards!
0:43:05 > 0:43:10- That's a lot of Mark!- I dunno, there's a lot of Sam, as well.
0:43:10 > 0:43:12- I think you get it there.- Just, just.
0:43:12 > 0:43:16- Cheers, guys(!) - Yeah, it's me pigeon legs, mate.
0:43:16 > 0:43:19LAUGHTER
0:43:19 > 0:43:23- Shall we get started then?- OK, let's get in position. Here we go!
0:43:23 > 0:43:24Go!
0:43:24 > 0:43:27BHANGRA DRUMMING
0:43:54 > 0:43:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:56 > 0:44:02- Hey!- That was amazing! That was amazing!
0:44:02 > 0:44:05- I'll tell you what, mate, you've got to be fit to do that!- Yeah!
0:44:05 > 0:44:08OK, so, the decision is down to you. You're going to be the judge.
0:44:08 > 0:44:12- The winner is Mark!- Yeah!- What?!
0:44:12 > 0:44:14Woo-woo-woo!
0:44:14 > 0:44:17- That's an outrage!- Sorry.
0:44:17 > 0:44:18So, it is a win for me
0:44:18 > 0:44:22and it's a win for everyone who voted for me, because you will
0:44:22 > 0:44:25all receive a no-expense-spared Big Friday Wind Up wind-up toy!
0:44:25 > 0:44:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:44:30 > 0:44:33Can't believe that, I've got the rhythm of a badger. Can't believe it.
0:44:33 > 0:44:35- Yes, you have.- Well, that's amazing. Thank you, everybody.
0:44:35 > 0:44:38Please give it up for our Bhangra dancers!
0:44:38 > 0:44:40Thank you very much, guys. Brilliant.
0:44:43 > 0:44:46- Wind Up.- It's where it's at.
0:44:46 > 0:44:50You know what, I think nobody should watch. I have no interest, at all.
0:44:50 > 0:44:51We're, kind of, a big deal.
0:44:51 > 0:44:55I've heard they write their own stuff. You can tell.
0:44:56 > 0:44:58Everybody knows us.
0:44:58 > 0:45:02We think they're great, their cheeky smiles and the Geordie accents.
0:45:02 > 0:45:03No, mate, that's Ant and Dec.
0:45:03 > 0:45:07- 100% primetime Sam and Mark.- Yeah!
0:45:13 > 0:45:16- Oh, yeah! Look at that, what are you doing?- Putting out the vibe.
0:45:16 > 0:45:19Oh, yeah, and that's exactly what the finger is doing!
0:45:19 > 0:45:22- It's bigger than we've ever seen him before!- Actually, it isn't,
0:45:22 > 0:45:23- it's exactly the same.- That's true.
0:45:23 > 0:45:25Well, it might not be bigger, but it is back -
0:45:25 > 0:45:29and it's here to help us find two families for our final game.
0:45:29 > 0:45:32Yes, they will have the chance to win loads of goodies including
0:45:32 > 0:45:34tonight's star prize, a games console.
0:45:34 > 0:45:36AUDIENCE: Woo!
0:45:36 > 0:45:41- So, beautiful Finger of Fun, find us a family, will ya?- Go!
0:45:44 > 0:45:49- OK, we're looking for a family. Who's it going to be?- It might be you, sir.
0:45:49 > 0:45:54It might be you, sir. Then again, probably not, no. Over here.
0:45:54 > 0:45:58- Wait a minute, could be you. - Just be nice to the Finger of Fun.
0:45:58 > 0:46:00He loves everyone.
0:46:00 > 0:46:02BOTH: Ohhhhhhh!
0:46:04 > 0:46:08The Finger has made up his mind and, yes, that is you!
0:46:08 > 0:46:11It's the Golding family from Burnley!
0:46:11 > 0:46:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:46:14 > 0:46:18But who will they be competing against? Come on, Finger.
0:46:18 > 0:46:24- Off you go.- OK, who's it going to be?- Oh, it's going to be good, this.
0:46:24 > 0:46:27Who's going to be competing against the Goldings?
0:46:27 > 0:46:30Oh, oh, it could be you, it could be you.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33Tell you what, it could be, you know. It could be, I think it is!
0:46:35 > 0:46:40Oh, yes! It's the Dougal family, from Bromsgrove!
0:46:40 > 0:46:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:46:42 > 0:46:44Right, you lot,
0:46:44 > 0:46:47get yourselves down here, cos it's time to play Family Face-Off.
0:46:47 > 0:46:49- Come on, guys!- Come on down!
0:46:54 > 0:46:56I think we should meet our two families properly.
0:46:56 > 0:46:59- We've got Reuben over here. How you doing?- I'm fine, how are you?
0:46:59 > 0:47:00Very well, thank you.
0:47:00 > 0:47:03Would you like to introduce the rest of your family, please, mate?
0:47:03 > 0:47:06- This is my daughter, Brittany. - Hello.- This is my son, Ethan.
0:47:06 > 0:47:09And this is my lovely wife, Lindsay.
0:47:10 > 0:47:14What I'd like to call the Dream Team. Ah, yes.
0:47:14 > 0:47:16Sam, who have you got over there?
0:47:16 > 0:47:19- We've got Kully, y'all right, Kully?- Very well, thank you.
0:47:19 > 0:47:21- Introduce the rest of your family. - This is my son, Joshua.- Hi.
0:47:21 > 0:47:25Next to him, you've got Nathan and my dear wife, Sue.
0:47:25 > 0:47:27Excellent, it's lovely to have you here.
0:47:27 > 0:47:30Let's get things going, shall we? Team Mark, are we ready?
0:47:30 > 0:47:32ALL: Yeah!
0:47:32 > 0:47:34Team Sam, are we ready?
0:47:34 > 0:47:35ALL: Yeah!
0:47:35 > 0:47:37In that case, what are we waiting for?
0:47:37 > 0:47:41It's time for Round One, the Underpants of Chaos!
0:47:47 > 0:47:49You may have noticed something different about Sam and myself.
0:47:49 > 0:47:53Yes, we are in fact... shut up, you lot.
0:47:53 > 0:47:55We are in fact wearing our underpants
0:47:55 > 0:47:57- over the top of our suits.- Why not?
0:47:57 > 0:48:01But that's not just the craziest thing about these underpants.
0:48:01 > 0:48:04That's right, because these underpants are...
0:48:04 > 0:48:08BOTH: Electrified!
0:48:08 > 0:48:10I suppose we'd better try 'em out, hadn't we?
0:48:10 > 0:48:12Oh, why do you keep saying this?!
0:48:12 > 0:48:14I'm sorry, I'm a sucker for punishment.
0:48:14 > 0:48:18All right, OK, the powers that be, let's test the underpants.
0:48:18 > 0:48:20- Aww!- A-agh!
0:48:20 > 0:48:24- Yes, yes, they're working! - Stop, stop!
0:48:24 > 0:48:28OK, so here's how the game works. This is Team Sam.
0:48:29 > 0:48:32And this is Team Mark.
0:48:32 > 0:48:33Each team is going to take a turn to tell us
0:48:33 > 0:48:35an interesting fact about themselves.
0:48:35 > 0:48:39Then the other team has to guess whether that fact is true or false.
0:48:39 > 0:48:42If my team are right, Mark will get the shock,
0:48:42 > 0:48:45- but if my team are wrong, then I will get the shock.- OK, let's play.
0:48:45 > 0:48:49Team Sam, please would you give us your fact.
0:48:49 > 0:48:51'Our house is painted in the colours
0:48:51 > 0:48:55- of Manchester United.' - Interesting, so start the clock.
0:48:55 > 0:48:58Could you please get it right, you don't have to press it yet.
0:49:00 > 0:49:02What have you decided, true or false?
0:49:02 > 0:49:03ALL: False. False?
0:49:03 > 0:49:06Interesting, well, like I said, if you're right,
0:49:06 > 0:49:10I will get buzzed, but if you're wrong, Mark will get the buzz.
0:49:10 > 0:49:16OK, so you're saying false. Press the button in three, two, one...
0:49:16 > 0:49:19A-a-agh!
0:49:20 > 0:49:22Well done, guys.
0:49:22 > 0:49:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:49:24 > 0:49:26MARK GRUNTS TRIUMPHANTLY
0:49:26 > 0:49:31Well done, guys, OK. That means it was, indeed, false. OK.
0:49:31 > 0:49:36Team Mark, it's now your turn to give us your fact. What's it going to be?
0:49:36 > 0:49:38'We've all climbed Scafell Pike in the Lakes
0:49:38 > 0:49:40'as a family, together, on ropes.'
0:49:44 > 0:49:48Is that true or false? Team Sam, what do you think?
0:49:48 > 0:49:49Please could you get it wrong,
0:49:49 > 0:49:52because then that's good for me, yeah?
0:49:52 > 0:49:53Your time starts now.
0:49:53 > 0:49:57CLOCK TICKS
0:49:57 > 0:49:59- HOOTER BLOWS - Time is up.
0:49:59 > 0:50:01What is your answer, Team Sam?
0:50:01 > 0:50:05- Do you think it's true or false? - We think it might be true.
0:50:05 > 0:50:11- Please be true.- Here we go. Press the button in three, two, one, go.
0:50:11 > 0:50:12A-a-agh!
0:50:13 > 0:50:15Stop!
0:50:16 > 0:50:18Excellent work.
0:50:21 > 0:50:24So it was a true fact. How was that, was that difficult to climb?
0:50:24 > 0:50:28- Easy, really. Just a Saturday afternoon breeze.- Why not?
0:50:28 > 0:50:29Easy when you know how.
0:50:29 > 0:50:32So, at the end of Round One, the scores are 1-1.
0:50:32 > 0:50:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:50:36 > 0:50:40But now, it's time for Round Number Two.
0:50:40 > 0:50:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:50:51 > 0:50:55Now, next to me I have three members of our studio audience
0:50:55 > 0:50:57wearing rather ridiculous footwear.
0:50:57 > 0:51:00Don't worry, they're not wearing 'em by choice.
0:51:00 > 0:51:01We just wanted them to cover up their feet,
0:51:01 > 0:51:04so that you can guess how big they really are.
0:51:04 > 0:51:09All right, teams, you need to decide who you think has the biggest feet.
0:51:09 > 0:51:10So start the clock.
0:51:11 > 0:51:15It's tricky, this, cos they've all got the same size shoes on.
0:51:15 > 0:51:17HOOTER BLOWS
0:51:17 > 0:51:21Time is up. My team, reveal your answer.
0:51:21 > 0:51:22You've gone for A.
0:51:22 > 0:51:25- Interesting.- OK, my team, what have you gone for?
0:51:25 > 0:51:29- A.- A? And that is a big A.
0:51:29 > 0:51:33Could the person with the largest shoe size please step forward?
0:51:34 > 0:51:37BOTH: It's B!
0:51:37 > 0:51:38He's got nine and a half.
0:51:38 > 0:51:40A has got nine,
0:51:40 > 0:51:44and C, little tiny feet there, like it, with a five.
0:51:44 > 0:51:48So that means that both of you were wrong.
0:51:48 > 0:51:52Yeah, so the scores are still 1-1. Interesting.
0:51:52 > 0:51:56Before we carry on, give it up for our large feet people.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:51:58 > 0:52:01Which means that the scores are level at 1-1,
0:52:01 > 0:52:04which means we need a tie-breaker question.
0:52:04 > 0:52:09Now, before the show we asked each member of our audience if they'd
0:52:09 > 0:52:13ever worn the same pair of pants twice in a row, without washing them.
0:52:13 > 0:52:18What we need to know is what percentage do you think said "yes"?
0:52:18 > 0:52:21Take a good look at them. They may look innocent,
0:52:21 > 0:52:24but I reckon there's a few unhygienic people out there.
0:52:24 > 0:52:27HOOTER BLOWS Time is up.
0:52:27 > 0:52:31- Right. We've got answers, I think, Sam.- We have indeed.
0:52:31 > 0:52:34OK, my team, what percentage are you going for?
0:52:34 > 0:52:35- 30.- 30%, interesting.
0:52:35 > 0:52:36OK, and my team have gone for...
0:52:36 > 0:52:40- 25.- 25.- Ooh, interesting!
0:52:40 > 0:52:42Similar, similar.
0:52:42 > 0:52:46- Well, I have the answer in this ridiculously big envelope.- It is big.
0:52:46 > 0:52:48Don't look.
0:52:48 > 0:52:49I can tell you...
0:52:51 > 0:52:53..that the answer is...
0:52:55 > 0:52:59..33%, which means my team are going through to the final!
0:53:01 > 0:53:04Congratulations, guys, you are going through to the final round.
0:53:04 > 0:53:07You need get yourselves ready, so off you go that way, guys.
0:53:07 > 0:53:12- There you go.- Oh, commiserations to you guys. Have you had a good time?
0:53:12 > 0:53:16You've been absolutely fantastic. Give it up for Team Mark, everyone.
0:53:16 > 0:53:20Nice one. High fives. Yes, yes, yes. Come on.
0:53:20 > 0:53:24By the way, 33%! You dirty lot!
0:53:24 > 0:53:27Anyway, let's play Stuck On You.
0:53:32 > 0:53:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:53:35 > 0:53:39Playing this game, we have Josh and Sue. How are you feeling, guys?
0:53:39 > 0:53:40- Worried.- Great.- Excellent.
0:53:40 > 0:53:42Worried and great! Did you hear that?
0:53:42 > 0:53:44Fantastic. Right, here are the rules.
0:53:44 > 0:53:48The Wind Up audience is armed with hundreds of balls.
0:53:48 > 0:53:50You two have 20 seconds, to run around
0:53:50 > 0:53:53and catch as many as you can, with your lovely sticky suits.
0:53:53 > 0:53:56At the end of the game, we'll count up the balls
0:53:56 > 0:53:58and see what prizes you qualify for.
0:53:58 > 0:54:03More than 20 balls, which is represented by this yellow line,
0:54:03 > 0:54:05gets you a lot of board games.
0:54:06 > 0:54:09More than 40 balls, which is represented by the blue line,
0:54:09 > 0:54:11will get you all the board games,
0:54:11 > 0:54:13plus a day out at a theme park, for all the family.
0:54:13 > 0:54:15Nice.
0:54:15 > 0:54:18- Joshy-baby likes that.- He likes that.
0:54:18 > 0:54:21And more than 60 balls, which is represented by this red line,
0:54:21 > 0:54:23you get all those prizes
0:54:23 > 0:54:27plus tonight's star prize, a games console!
0:54:27 > 0:54:29AUDIENCE: Oo-ooh!
0:54:29 > 0:54:30Are you ready, audience?
0:54:30 > 0:54:33AUDIENCE: Yeah!
0:54:33 > 0:54:36Let 'em have it! Go, go, go!
0:54:48 > 0:54:50HOOTER BLOWS
0:54:50 > 0:54:52Oh, stop, stop, stop!
0:54:52 > 0:54:55Stop your rolling! Stop your rolling!
0:54:55 > 0:54:57Get yourself up.
0:54:57 > 0:55:02- Sue, you come over here.- This is amazing. OK, just stand there.
0:55:02 > 0:55:05- All right, this is going to take a while.- This looks pretty good.
0:55:05 > 0:55:07- It does, actually. - Bear with us, audience.
0:55:07 > 0:55:10You went for a drop and roll technique. I liked it.
0:55:10 > 0:55:15This is looking very good, by the way. You've passed the 20-ball mark.
0:55:15 > 0:55:18Just talk amongst yourselves, this could take a while.
0:55:18 > 0:55:21They've passed the blue line.
0:55:22 > 0:55:23Ooh, this is looking good.
0:55:23 > 0:55:27Oh, have a look, oh, no, no.
0:55:27 > 0:55:29Wait, wait, wait.
0:55:29 > 0:55:34Come on, come on, get it on top of it. Yeah!
0:55:34 > 0:55:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:55:37 > 0:55:39OK, stand here.
0:55:39 > 0:55:45Well, I think you've got more than 60 balls!
0:55:45 > 0:55:47It's above the red line!
0:55:49 > 0:55:52Which means, you've won the board games,
0:55:52 > 0:55:54you've won the family ticket to the theme park
0:55:54 > 0:55:58and you've won tonight's star prize, a games console. Well done!
0:55:59 > 0:56:00And...
0:56:02 > 0:56:05..and guys, that's not all because look what I've found.
0:56:05 > 0:56:07No! It's the Golden Ball!
0:56:07 > 0:56:11It's the Golden Ball, which means you have won tonight's mystery prize,
0:56:11 > 0:56:14which is a Sam and Mark stapler!
0:56:14 > 0:56:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:56:17 > 0:56:21- Everybody wants one! Well done, guys. Have you had a good day?- Yes.
0:56:21 > 0:56:24Excellent. You enjoyed yourselves? Brilliant.
0:56:24 > 0:56:25You've played fantastically well.
0:56:25 > 0:56:28It's almost time to wind up the show, but not before we've said
0:56:28 > 0:56:30thank you to everybody we've surprised tonight.
0:56:30 > 0:56:32A big thank you also to our mystery guests,
0:56:32 > 0:56:35the Bhangra dancers, they were awesome, weren't they?
0:56:36 > 0:56:40And of course, Hacker the Dog! We love Hacker!
0:56:40 > 0:56:41We'll see you next time,
0:56:41 > 0:56:44but before we go, playing us out, it's A*M*E. Take it away.
0:56:44 > 0:56:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:56:46 > 0:56:49MUSIC: "Play The Game, Boy" by A*M*E
0:56:53 > 0:56:56# I came to bring the heat, so hot
0:56:56 > 0:56:58# Girls keep on watching me, so what?
0:56:58 > 0:57:01# I'm going to dance until the break of dawn
0:57:01 > 0:57:03# And feel the rhythm as the beat goes on
0:57:03 > 0:57:05# I came to rock it out, that's right
0:57:05 > 0:57:08# Tonight, I'm going wild Let's fight
0:57:08 > 0:57:10# I'm going to dance until the break of dawn
0:57:10 > 0:57:13# And feel the rhythm as the beat goes on
0:57:13 > 0:57:18# You can't stop me now or hold me down
0:57:18 > 0:57:20# I'm calling you out
0:57:20 > 0:57:23# Baby, I'm calling
0:57:23 > 0:57:28# You can't stop me now or hold me down
0:57:28 > 0:57:32# I'm calling you out I'm calling
0:57:32 > 0:57:34# Play the game, boy Play the game, game, boy
0:57:34 > 0:57:36# Play the game, boy Play the game, boy, boy
0:57:36 > 0:57:39# Play the game, boy Play the game, game, boy
0:57:39 > 0:57:41# Play the game, boy Play the game, boy, boy
0:57:41 > 0:57:44# Play the game, boy Play the game, game, boy
0:57:44 > 0:57:46# Play the game, boy Play the game, boy, boy
0:57:46 > 0:57:48# Play the game, boy Play the game, game, boy
0:57:48 > 0:57:51- # Play the game, boy - Play the game, boy
0:57:51 > 0:57:53# Boy, I came here just to have a good time
0:57:53 > 0:57:56# Standing in the corner trying to toy with my mind
0:57:56 > 0:57:58# Hitting hard moves Getting rude on the dance floor
0:57:58 > 0:58:01# Talking to the DJ Asking him for more, more
0:58:01 > 0:58:02# More, more
0:58:02 > 0:58:05# More, more, dance all night You can meet me on the floor
0:58:05 > 0:58:08# If you want to take a shot Better show me what you got
0:58:08 > 0:58:11# Now you're the toy Go ahead and play the game, boy
0:58:11 > 0:58:12# Ha, go ahead and play the game, boy
0:58:12 > 0:58:15# Play the game, boy Play the game, game, boy
0:58:15 > 0:58:17- # Play the game, boy - I'm calling
0:58:17 > 0:58:20- # Play the game, boy - Baby, I'm calling
0:58:20 > 0:58:23# Ha, play the game, boy. #
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