0:00:02 > 0:00:03THEY SCREAM
0:00:03 > 0:00:05It's Friday, which means it's Wind-Up time.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08The audience is here, but they're being kept waiting.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11They could get up to all kinds of mischief.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14Chimpy, put down those pants. You might get a shock!
0:00:16 > 0:00:22Let's get this show on the road before this lot get out of control.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Run those titles!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Wind me up, put me down
0:00:29 > 0:00:31# Start me up and watch me go
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# It's easy Once you know how it's done
0:00:34 > 0:00:38# You can't stop now It's already begun. #
0:00:38 > 0:00:40APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together
0:00:43 > 0:00:46for the duo that need no introduction,
0:00:46 > 0:00:48but I'm going to do it anyway.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52It's Sam and Mark!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54CHEERING
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hello, hello, hello!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00MARK LAUGHS
0:01:00 > 0:01:03# The universe will never be the same
0:01:03 > 0:01:04# I'm glad you came
0:01:04 > 0:01:07# I'm glad you came. #
0:01:12 > 0:01:16Oh! I'm so unfit. Welcome to the weekend!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Yes, and welcome to the Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21CHEERING This is where it's at.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Do not dare move a muscle, because if you do,
0:01:23 > 0:01:27you may miss out on someone getting the chance to foam their dad.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30And you may miss out on seeing what happened
0:01:30 > 0:01:32when Mark and I took our wind-ups on the road
0:01:32 > 0:01:34to surprise some of our viewers.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36I'm meant to be getting married.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39I can't believe this is happening, it's my wedding day!
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Here comes Yannis. Your word is...
0:01:44 > 0:01:45sausage.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- Oh, yeah. It's good on this show. - It really is.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Just when you thought we had nothing else left to give,
0:01:54 > 0:01:57we've got a fantastic new pop group, Lilygreen And Maguire,
0:01:57 > 0:01:58- performing right here.- Yeah!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00CHEERING
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Very talented lads, looking forward to that.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Now, let's get this party started. Audience, are you sat comfortably?
0:02:06 > 0:02:09AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Well, that won't be for long,
0:02:11 > 0:02:14because we are about to reveal a few little secrets about you.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Audience, we're coming to get you!
0:02:23 > 0:02:24This is the part of the show
0:02:24 > 0:02:27where everybody stays facing forward
0:02:27 > 0:02:29because they don't want me to come to...
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Look at you! Facing straight forward.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Because I know you're a little bit scared
0:02:36 > 0:02:38because you don't want me to come and chat to you,
0:02:38 > 0:02:42but somebody who should be scared is...you, Ashley.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Hello. You all right? How are you doing, Ashley?- All right.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- Now, is this your dad, Martin? - It is, yes.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- How are you doing, Martin? - I'm OK, yes, thanks.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52- And Mum, Lisa?- I'm OK, thank you. - You all right? Good. Nice to see you.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56I believe that your dad is a little bit embarrassing, is that right?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- Yes.- What does he do that's so embarrassing?
0:02:58 > 0:03:02- He trumps out in public all the time.- Oh!
0:03:02 > 0:03:03LAUGHTER
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Martin, why do you trump out in public all the time?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- She's getting me mixed up with Lisa. - Lisa, it's you, is it?!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- Is it you, Lisa?- No, no.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15- This must be embarrassing for you, I would imagine, as well?- Yes, yes.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- Because he does it and leaves us, walks away.- He just walks away?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- Smelly.- Oh, no, Ashley, that is pretty embarrassing.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23What do you want to say to your dad?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Go away somewhere else and then do it.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30I think that's fair enough advice. Mark, that is pretty embarrassing.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Try and beat that.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Aw, well, I'll try my very best for you, Sam, OK?
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Who have we got up here?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Your faces. "Oh, don't come to me, Mark, don't come to me!"
0:03:39 > 0:03:42I am, however - I'll just squeeze past here -
0:03:42 > 0:03:45going to come to you, Lydia. How are you doing?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Fine.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- Now, who's this sitting next to you? - My mum.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51- Yeah, what's her name?- Kay.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55- Hello, Kay, how are you doing? - Hello. I'm good, thank you. Nervous.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Don't be. Am I getting a bit close? I'm sorry.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Lydia, I've heard a little story, a bit of an embarrassing story
0:04:02 > 0:04:03involving a skiing trip.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Is that true?- Yeah. - Go on, tell us all about it.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- I was in San Moritz and there was a slope like that.- Snazzy.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Yeah. And I went down it really fast
0:04:11 > 0:04:17and then my mum was going really slow and the poles,
0:04:17 > 0:04:21she bumped into it and put her head first in the snow.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22And then she got the pole
0:04:22 > 0:04:25and snapped it in half and threw it down the hill.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- This was in front of people? - Loads of people.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Oh, no, not loads of people, Kay! What are you doing?- I'm rubbish.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33- I'm just rubbish at skiing. - Oh, I'm sorry, Lydia.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37That is very embarrassing. Sam, over to you, mate.
0:04:37 > 0:04:43OK. I am now going to come and speak to...
0:04:43 > 0:04:45you, Joe.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Hiya, Joe, are you all right?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Sorry, can I just get by a little bit? Thank you very much.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53I might just come and sit on your knee, is that all right? Lovely.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- How are you doing, Joe, are you all right?- I'm good.- Good.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Now, for what possible reason do you think
0:04:58 > 0:04:59I have come and sat next to you?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- Is it my dad dancing? - Oh! Interesting!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Interesting! It is about your dad, actually.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Because we have heard on the grapevine
0:05:07 > 0:05:09that your dad is a little bit embarrassing.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12So what kind of things does he dance to?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Well, he dances to all these classic...
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Like the classic rock stuff.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20When he goes to parties it's just so embarrassing watching him dance.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Really? You say classic rock stuff,
0:05:23 > 0:05:25now, we've heard that your dad modelled himself
0:05:25 > 0:05:28on a particular pop star when he was younger.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Can you think who that might be?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Oh, yeah, George Michael. He really likes him.- Really?
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Well, actually we've got a picture of your dad
0:05:35 > 0:05:38looking a bit like George Michael. Let's take a look.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40LAUGHTER
0:05:40 > 0:05:43There he is. There he is!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45That's what George Michael used to look like.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Now, in case any of you guys at home can't remember George Michael,
0:05:49 > 0:05:50or don't know what he's like,
0:05:50 > 0:05:53well, we are going to give you a little bit of a reminder right now.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57Ladies and gentlemen, bring on Joe's dad!
0:05:57 > 0:06:01MUSIC: "Faith" By George Michael
0:06:03 > 0:06:06# I've gotta have faith
0:06:06 > 0:06:11# I've gotta have faith, faith, faith I've gotta have faith, faith, faith
0:06:11 > 0:06:15# Baby, I know you're asking me to stay... #
0:06:15 > 0:06:19AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG
0:06:19 > 0:06:23# Oh, I gotta have faith
0:06:23 > 0:06:25# I've gotta have faith, faith, faith
0:06:25 > 0:06:28# I've gotta have faith, faith, faith! #
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Yeah!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31CHEERING
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Come here, George. What an absolute legend.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Please, give it up for Joe's dad, everyone!
0:06:37 > 0:06:41APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:06:41 > 0:06:44That was amazing. Joe was actually crying with laughter.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- How was that for you, Joe? - Very embarrassing.- I'll bet it was.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Don't worry, because now is your chance
0:06:50 > 0:06:52to get your own back on your dad
0:06:52 > 0:06:54for doing that to you on the television.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56I can't believe you did that! Joe, come with me,
0:06:56 > 0:06:59because it's time to play Dad On A Wheel. Come on, Joe.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Now, Joe's dad is just backstage getting ready.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- Joe, do you want to see what we've done to him?- Yes.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Audience, do you want to see what we have done to Joe's dad?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18In that case, everyone, please, give it up for Dad On A Wheel!
0:07:18 > 0:07:21CHEERING
0:07:31 > 0:07:35- Dad, how much are you regretting embarrassing Joe?- Never again.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- Never again!- In case you haven't seen the show before,
0:07:39 > 0:07:43I think you deserve an explanation about what's going on.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44This is Dad On A Wheel.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47It's the part of the show when we take a dad
0:07:47 > 0:07:49and we put him...on a wheel.
0:07:49 > 0:07:54That is not all, because we also spin him on the wheel. Oh, yes.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56But why do we spin him? I hear you ask.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Just because it's a bit of a laugh, really. But there are other reasons.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02As you can see, the wheel has three gold sections.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06If Dad lands on Dad, he'll win himself a prize.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08WHOOPING
0:08:08 > 0:08:11You'll like this though, audience. If Dad lands on Audience
0:08:11 > 0:08:14every one of you will win a prize!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16CHEERING
0:08:16 > 0:08:21And if Dad lands on Star, then Joe here will win a prize.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23CHEERING
0:08:23 > 0:08:26So what we're basically saying is gold is good.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28But red...
0:08:28 > 0:08:30is bad.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Well, actually, it's not that bad,
0:08:33 > 0:08:37because if Dad lands in the red section, Joe gets to foam him!
0:08:37 > 0:08:39CHEERING
0:08:41 > 0:08:44And I get to do it with him as well, which is good.
0:08:44 > 0:08:49- What do you think about that, Joe? - I'm very, very happy.- I bet you are.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- OK, let's get on with it. Joe, are you ready?- Oh, yeah.- Fantastic.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- Dad, are you ready?- I'm ready. - He's ready.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00In that case, spin that dad and make him squeal. Come on, Sam!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02ALL: Spin that wheel!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Here we go!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17SHOUTING AND CHEERING
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Wait there one second. - On the first one, a foaming!
0:09:20 > 0:09:25OK, lads, you know what to do. In three, two, one, foam him!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28CHEERING
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Stop the foaming!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36I've got it all over my suit, man!
0:09:36 > 0:09:40- Dad, how are you feeling? - Feeling good.- Feeling good.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- OK, are you ready for your second spin?- Let's have some more.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44OK, here we go!
0:10:01 > 0:10:07I can't believe it! It's landed on foam again. Double whammy!
0:10:07 > 0:10:13- Good luck, mate.- All right, lads. In three, two, one, foam him!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15CHEERING
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- Got him!- Stop the foaming, stop the foaming.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25200% polyester, Sam's suit!
0:10:25 > 0:10:28How dare you(!) Shall we try and get a prize?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Yeah, let's do it. - OK, here we go with the final spin.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52It's a hat-trick. It's a hat-trick!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54I don't think we've got enough foam!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56LAUGHTER
0:10:56 > 0:11:01OK. For the third and final time, in three, two, one, foam him!
0:11:02 > 0:11:05CHEERING
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Yay!
0:11:07 > 0:11:11So that means that at the end of Dad On A Wheel,
0:11:11 > 0:11:14you didn't win any prizes and you got three foamings.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15I can't believe it.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Well, you certainly got your own back there, mate. Did you have fun?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- Yes.- You look like you did.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Let's hear it for Joe and his dad, everyone. Well done!
0:11:27 > 0:11:31APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Yes. Just wipe me suit off.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32OK, follow us over here
0:11:32 > 0:11:35because waiting over here are our special guests.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37It's Lilygreen And Maguire!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Hello, lads. How you doing, mate, all right?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Nice to see you.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47- Aw!- Welcome to the show. - Thanks for having us.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- It's an absolute pleasure. - Definitely.- Before we go any further,
0:11:50 > 0:11:53we can't call you Lilygreen And Maguire, it's formal.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57- What are your first names?- Jon.- And Jon.- Right.- That makes things easy.
0:11:57 > 0:12:02- Brilliant, Jon it is, then. - We go by our second names as well,
0:12:02 > 0:12:04but we're both called Jonathan Michael, that's our names.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08- Jonathan Michael Maguire, Jonathan Michael Lilygreen.- Oh, really?!
0:12:08 > 0:12:09True story, that is. No fibs, true story.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12- It must be fate or something. - It was fate, it was meant to be.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15It sounds good, Lilygreen And Maguire. You also sound like cops.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- We should do that.- Oh, yeah.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Celebrities you may be, but safe from wind-ups you're not, are you?
0:12:22 > 0:12:23No-one is safe on this show,
0:12:23 > 0:12:26as these two found out when they arrived today.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27Take a look at this.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Just through there.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32CHIMPY YELPS
0:12:32 > 0:12:34They've got us already!
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Oh, lads! I haven't even had my hair done yet or anything.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42High-five.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Ha-ha-ha!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- Brilliant.- He's not even done his hair yet!- Not even done his hair!
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Sorry, mate.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54High-fives to the chimp all-round.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57I've always wanted to high-five a chimp.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Who hasn't, mate, who hasn't?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Making dreams come true right here on this show.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05- Do you forgive us for doing that, lads?- Of course we do.- Thank you.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06Now, you're a new band,
0:13:06 > 0:13:09so what we want to know is pretty much everything about you.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Exactly. So, how long have you guys been together, then?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Three years we've known each other
0:13:14 > 0:13:16and a year and a half we've been doing this.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19It's been going all right so far. We were on tour with Olly Murs.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21- Hello!- Do you like Olly Murs, here?
0:13:23 > 0:13:27- I'll just pick that name up off the floor.- No big deal, no big deal!
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Deal with it.- Nice.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33It's true that you guys went on tour with Scouting For Girls.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- Which was really fun. Wicked. - They were lovely. So lovely.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39There's a lot of stuff of you guys online that I've been watching.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40A lot of videos and that, of you guys,
0:13:40 > 0:13:42and you really are such talented lads.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Would you say that's a great way for people to get themselves out there?
0:13:46 > 0:13:47Yeah, absolutely.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50I think that's the way we kind of got signed in the first place.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52The guy from the record label that found us
0:13:52 > 0:13:54saw a video of Jon playing online
0:13:54 > 0:13:56and then I ended up going along to this meeting
0:13:56 > 0:13:59and that's how we kind of started playing together as this duo.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03- "Can I bring a friend?"- It's a good job you went along to that meeting.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05"Can I come?" "Yeah, all right!"
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Lads, what are you going to be performing for us
0:14:07 > 0:14:08at the end of the show?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11We're going to be... Do you want to...
0:14:11 > 0:14:13You both should know!
0:14:13 > 0:14:16This is our new single coming out, it's called One More Time.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Brilliant. We are looking forward to that.- Thanks very much.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22We'll be seeing that later on. It's lovely to have you here.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24- Give it up.- Likewise.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28CHEERING
0:14:28 > 0:14:31But right now, here's what else is coming up on today's show.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Stay tuned for some shocking wind-ups.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Watch out, there's a rhino about!
0:14:36 > 0:14:39There he is! Lilygreen And Maguire, get away from the rhino!
0:14:39 > 0:14:43The boys are in disguise to surprise.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47And the Finger Of Fun is on the hunt for someone.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Tell you what, it's the show that just keeps on giving,
0:14:51 > 0:14:54but right now, let us introduce you to some friends of ours.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Ladies and gentlemen, go wild for Aris, Sophia and Yannis!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01- CHEERING - Hello, guys.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- How you doing, you all right? - Fine, thanks.- Good.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08It's nice to see you. Now, you guys, more than anyone else here,
0:15:08 > 0:15:11know that no-one is safe, don't you?
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- Yeah.- Tell us why. - Well, it was one day in the summer.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17You met us and we didn't know it was you.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19You had quite a good disguise, actually.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- Thank you very much for saying that. - Nobody's ever said that before.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- No.- Yes, indeed. Sam and I, we visited your town
0:15:25 > 0:15:27and we played a little game called In Your Face.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31And we did that for the whole day without you trying to recognise us.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35Yes. And all we had to help us was an array of disguises.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Shall we see what happened, guys?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39ALL: Yeah!
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Yannis, if you want to do the honours, right down Camera Three.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Run VT.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Another quiet, sleepy day in Cheshire...
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Until we showed up.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55HORN BEEPS
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Welcome to another edition of In Your Face.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07But there's a twist, because this week's In Your Face
0:16:07 > 0:16:09involves not one, not two, but three people.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- Which three?- These three.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13I'm taking Yannis...
0:16:13 > 0:16:16And I'm taking his younger brother and sister, Aris and Sophia.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20Hang on a second, that means I've got twice the chance of getting caught.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Aw, that's a shame(!) Good luck, mate.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24The aim of the game is not to get recognised.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27And we've got lots of costumes and cunning disguises to help.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30And whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32But if they uncover our true identity
0:16:32 > 0:16:36and make a positive ID right in our faces, then it's game over.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Let's get this contest started by playing round one, Milkman.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Will Sam and Mark be able to milk it for all it's worth,
0:16:43 > 0:16:45or will they lose their bottle?
0:16:47 > 0:16:51- First up, it's Milkman Mark.- I'll have a pint of skimmed, please, mate.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- So, round one, how you feeling? - Not nervous at all.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57You know, I've got me grey sideburns, I've got me tache.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Hey, job's a good 'un. - OK, here's the rules for round one.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03You're going to pull up your little milk float
0:17:03 > 0:17:05and then Yannis is going to come down the street.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- You need to ask Yannis for directions to house number 64.- Yeah, cool.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Don't forget, mate, if Yannis says you're Mark from Sam and Mark
0:17:12 > 0:17:14it's game over at the first hurdle.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Game on.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Excuse me, mate,
0:17:21 > 0:17:24I don't suppose you know where number 64 is round here, do you?
0:17:24 > 0:17:29- Erm, 64?- Yeah.- No, not really. - Do you not?- No.- On this road.
0:17:29 > 0:17:34- You remind me of someone. - 'He is definitely suspicious.'
0:17:34 > 0:17:37I've just... I've been working this street for about three years,
0:17:37 > 0:17:38so I don't know.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- Ah.- Number 63, on this road.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Yeah, I think it's either... I think it's down there.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46- He's so suspicious.- All right.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49All right. Cheers, mate. Thanks very much. I'll try and risk it.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51HE LAUGHS
0:17:51 > 0:17:56That was a close call, Mark.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Ho-ho-ho!
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- You are treading on thin ice, my friend.- Serious.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04The first thing he said to me, he said, "You remind me of someone."
0:18:04 > 0:18:07And I was like, "Where do you go from there?"
0:18:07 > 0:18:11- "Do you want a bottle of milk?" - 1-0 to Mark. Next up - Sam.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- Samski.- Hello. - Looking good as a milkman.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- Thanks, man.- I want you to do some milkman banter.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- What kind of milkman banter? - Whistle a jolly tune
0:18:19 > 0:18:21while they're walking towards you.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25- I'm going to whistle the Wind-Up theme tune.- Are you crazy?
0:18:25 > 0:18:29- That's silly.- That's how daring I am.- Ooh!- All right, well, good luck.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Thank you.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Sam, they are coming, they are coming now.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42HE WHISTLES WIND-UP THEME TUNE
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Do you know where number 64 is?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- Probably down there.- Down there? Nice one. Cheers, mate, cheers.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Down there.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Cheers, nice one, mate. Cheers. HE WHISTLES
0:18:55 > 0:18:57I think he's very suspicious.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01He is definitely suspicious.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03He's looking back towards you.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Well done, mate.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15- Two, two people!- Yeah, I know.- No-one recognised me. You, just the one.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Sophia was running towards you.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21I thought she was coming out, "I want some milk. I want some milk."
0:19:21 > 0:19:22I thought she was going to take me out.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- Look what I got us.- Nice!- All right!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27So, Sam pulls it back to 1-1.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Let's move on to round two - Fitness Fanatic.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33They really do wear some ridiculous stuff.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Will they get away with this one? Let's get physical and find out.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41OK, Mark, round two. Are you ready and raring to go?
0:19:41 > 0:19:44- Fit and raring to go, my friend. - OK. I like it.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47The rules for this one - Yannis is going to be walking in the park.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51You need to run by him and then you also need to say a word, which
0:19:51 > 0:19:55I will give to you in your ear at an appropriate time.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57I'm a little bit nervous about the word cos I'll be
0:19:57 > 0:19:59speaking like an American guy.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02- Nice.- Let's do this.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Here comes Yannis. Your word is "sausage".
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Hey, man.- Hi.- How you doing? How's this weather turning out?
0:20:16 > 0:20:20Pretty good, huh? Yeah? Cool.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24A bit like a big breakfast, like sausage and mash or something.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25There, he said it.
0:20:29 > 0:20:34- Now you're talking!- Oh, man! I can't believe he didn't get you.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- And I even got sausages in there. - I know.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39I said breakfast, sausage and mash, though,
0:20:39 > 0:20:41- I don't know whether that's going to work.- Hey, why not?
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- There's always time for sausage and mash.- Do you want any now?- No.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48Hey, I could just eat sausage and mash. Anyway, Mark goes 2-1 up.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52- Next it's Sam.- Samski, looking good, mate. Wow, big muscles.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Is that getting in the way? Let me know if that's getting in the way.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59- No, it's all right.- Are you sure, cos it's pretty big?- Positive.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Don't give it the big 'un cos then I'll give you a really hard word
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- to get in.- Oh, OK. Fair enough.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12The word that I want you to get into the conversation is...aeroplane.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19- Come on. Got to get fit. - They're just laughing at him.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22On an aeroplane tomorrow, going to Tenerife!
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Whoo!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27That wasn't a conversation.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30He just shouted at them in a really bad Brummie accent.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37I'm getting on a plane, going to Tenerife.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Come on, we're going to Tenerife. - Are we?- Yeah. Let's go!
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- You know what's next, don't you? - What?- We're dressing up as women.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45I've got a good feeling about this.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- Yeah, you look good as a woman, I don't.- Ha-ha!
0:21:52 > 0:21:55So, that's 2-2. Back to you lot in t'studio.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Oh, yes,
0:22:00 > 0:22:04we do wear some ridiculous outfits, but, Yannis, what did you mean
0:22:04 > 0:22:06when you said, "You look familiar," when I was a milkman?
0:22:06 > 0:22:10- Did you actually recognise it was me?- I wasn't really sure it was you.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13I knew you from somewhere, but I was just thinking,
0:22:13 > 0:22:16"Who is this guy who just happens to meet me
0:22:16 > 0:22:19"at the corner of my road in the morning?" And I'm like,
0:22:19 > 0:22:22"I'm sure I know you from somewhere," but I just stayed quiet.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Plus, you remember the guy from 118, the advert?
0:22:25 > 0:22:29- Oh, yeah!- Good tache.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32And, Aris, what were you thinking there at the end, because
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- you were looking at back me? Were you suspicious at all?- Yeah.- Yeah?
0:22:35 > 0:22:36What were you thinking?
0:22:36 > 0:22:40I were thinking it was one of you two because
0:22:40 > 0:22:45- we were watching the show about one week before.- Oh, really?
0:22:45 > 0:22:47So we were fresh in your brain.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49And, Sophia, you didn't have a clue, did you?
0:22:49 > 0:22:57- I did till my brother said that your beard fell off.- Wardrobe!
0:22:57 > 0:23:01Wardrobe malfunction. Well, dropping off beards is weird
0:23:01 > 0:23:03but it was about to get a lot weirder.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07- So, guys, say the line down camera four. ARIS AND SOPHIA:- Run VT!
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Will Sam and Mark's damsel-in-distress act
0:23:13 > 0:23:15get them to church on time?
0:23:15 > 0:23:16First up, it's Mark.
0:23:16 > 0:23:23- Well, you are the most beautiful bride I have ever seen.- Oh, get off.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25I particularly like the chest hair and beard.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Don't try and sweet-talk me, I still want to win.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31OK, here are the rules, man. You are a lost bride.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33You are late for your wedding.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Yannis is going to be coming down the street, so when you see him,
0:23:36 > 0:23:39you could tell him and you can make up any excuse that you like.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Anything? - Anything that you like, mate.
0:23:46 > 0:23:52Oh, no. Oh, no. What am I going to do? What am I going to do?
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Excuse me, do you know any taxi numbers, please?
0:23:55 > 0:24:00- I'm late for my wedding.- Sorry, I don't know.- I'm late for my wedding.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03I was supposed to be there at four o'clock
0:24:03 > 0:24:07- and I'm already 15 minutes late. - I'm sorry I can't help you.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09- Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm so sorry.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Do you think it is a sign that he does not love me any more?
0:24:12 > 0:24:17- I don't know. I don't know him. - His name is Sam.- Sam?- Hang about.
0:24:17 > 0:24:22- Yes...- Say it, please.- Are you sure you don't know any taxi numbers?
0:24:22 > 0:24:27- No, sorry I don't know.- Say it! - Sorry.- Oh, man!
0:24:27 > 0:24:30- Anybody know any taxi numbers? - Ridiculous.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Look at your chest, your hairy chest! And your beard!
0:24:36 > 0:24:41- Well, you're in the final.- I am in the final. You're not yet.
0:24:41 > 0:24:46Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Here you go.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51After that Oscar-winning performance, Mark leads
0:24:51 > 0:24:543-2, so the pressure is now a firmly on Samantha.
0:24:54 > 0:24:55Well, well, well.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58I think you are selling yourself a bit short there,
0:24:58 > 0:25:03- I think you look like a lovely bride.- Don't you patronise me.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05- Yes, you look awful.- I can't believe you've got through there.
0:25:05 > 0:25:10- The pressure is on now.- Remember, if you get caught, I'm the winner.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11I know. I know.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Best acting, come on.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Excuse me, I don't suppose you've seen a wedding car down there,
0:25:19 > 0:25:24- have you?- No.- I can't believe this. I am meant to be getting married.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26The car was meant to be here at half-past.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30- You have not seen one at all?- No. - I can't believe this.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Do you think this is a sign that I should not be marrying him?
0:25:33 > 0:25:36I can't believe this is happening, it's my wedding day!
0:25:36 > 0:25:41- I'm sorry, love. I'm sorry, love.- Oh, no!
0:25:47 > 0:25:53Fancy a trip to the final together? Yes! Oh, eh?
0:25:53 > 0:25:54Wow, you are one ugly woman!
0:25:56 > 0:26:01So, Sam has levelled it up at 3-3. Time for the decider.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Round four - Lucky Dip.
0:26:02 > 0:26:07Both lads must choose one item from the mystery box of disguises.
0:26:07 > 0:26:12Mark draws a bandanna. And Sam has got a comedy beard.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Now they're off to the ice rink
0:26:14 > 0:26:18and whoever remains unidentified for the longest, is the winner.
0:26:18 > 0:26:23Break a leg, chaps. So, here we go.
0:26:27 > 0:26:32Sam closes in on Aris and Sophia. What is Mark doing here?
0:26:32 > 0:26:36- Yes, we have a positive identification from Yannis.- Mark.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Now, what his Sam up to?
0:26:43 > 0:26:45He has won the game because Mark got spotted first,
0:26:45 > 0:26:47so he is just having a bit of fun, really.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Are you all right?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Yes, yes, they've got him.
0:26:55 > 0:26:56He is our winner.
0:27:01 > 0:27:06- Woo-hoo! - I know we made truly beautiful women
0:27:06 > 0:27:09but I can't believe you didn't get us as brides. We had beards!
0:27:09 > 0:27:12We really did. Come on then, Yannis, own up,
0:27:12 > 0:27:15you must have known that was Mark from the beginning?
0:27:15 > 0:27:18It was at the park that I realised it was either one of you two,
0:27:18 > 0:27:22but because you had the disguise on, I couldn't tell which one was you,
0:27:22 > 0:27:24so I was just going to save it till
0:27:24 > 0:27:26I was certain which one of you it was.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29So then when I was at the ice rink, I knew it was you
0:27:29 > 0:27:34- because you had less disguise on, all you had was that...- Bandanna.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37I still had some of the make-up on from the bride, as well,
0:27:37 > 0:27:39so I looked proper scary.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41And what about you guys, what did you think when you saw me
0:27:41 > 0:27:43dressed as a bride?
0:27:43 > 0:27:47Let's be honest, I looked more like Heather from EastEnders.
0:27:47 > 0:27:48- I knew it was you because... - You had a beard.
0:27:48 > 0:27:52I haven't seen any woman with a beard.
0:27:52 > 0:27:56Well, I've seen a few in my time! No, let's not talk about that.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58Thank you very much, guys. You've been great sports.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Give it up one more time for Aris, Sofia and Yannis.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06Don't you dare miss some of Mark's Big Friday Wind-up,
0:28:06 > 0:28:09- otherwise you'll miss all this. - Oh, we are naughty.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15- Hello. - You guys have just been smart.
0:28:19 > 0:28:22- Wind-Up.- It's where it is at.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24CLUCKS LOUDLY
0:28:29 > 0:28:31THEY SCREAM
0:28:31 > 0:28:35- 100% prime time salmon, Mark.- Yes.
0:28:41 > 0:28:45- Hey, look who we have here. - Hey, you know when you grow up,
0:28:45 > 0:28:47you're going to be a fistful of fun.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49Finger Of Fun, don't grow up too fast, will you?
0:28:49 > 0:28:53Time just goes too fast, you want to stay young while you can,
0:28:53 > 0:28:54I'll tell you that for free.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57- Stop it now. Finger Of Fun, find us someone.- Go!
0:29:03 > 0:29:05# Who is it going to be?
0:29:07 > 0:29:10# Who is it going to be? Not you... #
0:29:10 > 0:29:14- It might be you.- Wow! It could be...
0:29:14 > 0:29:18# Who is it going to be? Not you. #
0:29:20 > 0:29:24Oh... OK. All right.
0:29:24 > 0:29:27The Finger Of Fun has made up its mind.
0:29:27 > 0:29:31- What are your names, please? - Kia and Kerry.
0:29:31 > 0:29:35Excellent. I bet you're itching to find out what's in store for you,
0:29:35 > 0:29:38- aren't you, girls?- Yes. - They looked petrified.
0:29:38 > 0:29:42Get yourselves down here because it's time to play Prize Surprise.
0:29:42 > 0:29:43Come on down.
0:29:51 > 0:29:55- Welcome to the show, Kia and Kerry. Are you all right?- Yes.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57Excellent. You look a bit nervous, don't be nervous.
0:29:57 > 0:30:02- Have you got any guesses of why you've been picked?- No.- OK.
0:30:02 > 0:30:07Well, it's actually to do with your love of a particular animal.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10Some people love cats, some people love dogs.
0:30:10 > 0:30:14- What animal do you love, girls? - Rhinos.- Rhinos!
0:30:14 > 0:30:17What is it that you love about rhinos so much?
0:30:17 > 0:30:22They are just so cool and they are like unicorns but they're just big.
0:30:22 > 0:30:25- You do know that unicorns don't exist, don't you?- But rhinos do.
0:30:25 > 0:30:29- That is true. She's got you there. - She has so got me there.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32What have you done to show your love for rhinos?
0:30:32 > 0:30:38- We wrote a song at school.- You did what, sorry?- You wrote a song?
0:30:38 > 0:30:42- Why did you say that? - Why did you say that, Kerry?
0:30:42 > 0:30:46- But I'm glad you did.- You wrote a song about rhinos at school?
0:30:46 > 0:30:48Everybody had to write a song.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51Everybody had to write a song and you wrote one about rhinos
0:30:51 > 0:30:52because you love rhinos.
0:30:52 > 0:30:57A whole group sung it, but me and Kerry wrote it.
0:30:57 > 0:31:01- So the lyrics were down to you? - Yes.- Interesting.
0:31:01 > 0:31:03Does that song sound something like this?
0:31:03 > 0:31:07# Did you know that I really love rhinos?
0:31:07 > 0:31:15# Oh did you that I really love them?
0:31:15 > 0:31:20# I can remember when I saw my first rhino
0:31:20 > 0:31:25# I screamed and cried of happiness. #
0:31:25 > 0:31:27- Wow!- Brilliant. Very good.
0:31:30 > 0:31:34I am impressed, girls. Lyrical genius. That is one catchy song.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37Yes, you are through to boot camp.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40It is so catchy, I've heard a few other people singing it.
0:31:40 > 0:31:43- I say people, I meant celebrities.- Indeed.
0:31:43 > 0:31:47It would seemed that rhino fever is sweeping the nation
0:31:47 > 0:31:51and anyone who is anyone is getting in on the act.
0:31:51 > 0:31:53If I said I've heard JLS are fans of it,
0:31:53 > 0:31:58- One Direction are fans of it, would you believe me?- No.
0:31:58 > 0:32:00- I'm about to cry!- Don't cry.
0:32:00 > 0:32:04But you'd better believe what Mark is talking about. Check this out, girls.
0:32:04 > 0:32:08Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you The Rhino Song.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11# Oh, did you know that I really love rhinos?
0:32:11 > 0:32:16# Oh yes, did you know that I really love them?
0:32:16 > 0:32:18# Boom-ba, doom-ba doom-ba, doom-ba
0:32:18 > 0:32:22# I can remember when I saw my first rhino
0:32:22 > 0:32:24# Oh I screamed and cried
0:32:24 > 0:32:26# With happiness. #
0:32:29 > 0:32:32That is hilarious!
0:32:32 > 0:32:35Masterpiece right there. Number One. Number One.
0:32:40 > 0:32:44Girls, we may be looking at a number one... Top Ten, anyway.
0:32:44 > 0:32:48- What do you think of that? That was good, wasn't it?- Yeah.
0:32:48 > 0:32:55You're just giggling. We are going to make your rhino dreams come true.
0:32:55 > 0:32:56Ladies and gentlemen,
0:32:56 > 0:33:00please put your hands together for our special guest, the rhino!
0:33:17 > 0:33:19Oh, you are joking.
0:33:19 > 0:33:23Looks like our rhino, I think he has made a run for it.
0:33:23 > 0:33:27I am so sorry about this, girls. It is very embarrassing.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29Hang on, what is this? OK.
0:33:29 > 0:33:33I am just hearing that apparently the rhino is somewhere nearby
0:33:33 > 0:33:36and we can go to rhino cam right now.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44Get away from the rhino! Get away from the rhino!
0:33:46 > 0:33:48OK, so if you can find the rhino,
0:33:48 > 0:33:51we are going to give you some seriously good prizes.
0:33:51 > 0:33:55Girls, make sure you keep your eyes peeled
0:33:55 > 0:33:58because there may be clues that will lead you to the rhino.
0:33:58 > 0:34:02- OK, girls, are you ready to play find the rhino?- Yes.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04Girls, this could be your chance to come face-to-face with
0:34:04 > 0:34:06something that you just love -
0:34:06 > 0:34:11a rhino. The best of luck. 60 seconds on the clock. Go find the rhino.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13Go, girls. Run! Run!
0:34:16 > 0:34:18Run, girls! Run!
0:34:18 > 0:34:22- Run! Follow the footprints. - Come on, girls.
0:34:22 > 0:34:26- Come on. 60 seconds. - Run, girls, run!
0:34:26 > 0:34:28- The lobster is showing you the way. - Run!
0:34:28 > 0:34:31I did not think I was going to say that today.
0:34:34 > 0:34:36OK, girls, run.
0:34:36 > 0:34:39Hurry up. Quicker!
0:34:43 > 0:34:45Come on, girls. You can do it. Yes!
0:34:45 > 0:34:47KLAXON
0:34:51 > 0:34:53Wow, girls! Well done.
0:34:53 > 0:34:57You have managed to find the rhino, which means you have a whole load of
0:34:57 > 0:35:03rhino prizes plus tickets to a safari park where you can see a real rhino.
0:35:03 > 0:35:07Girls, what's it like coming face-to-face with an actual rhino?
0:35:07 > 0:35:11- Awesome!- It's so cool, she loves it.- Did you enjoy yourselves, girls?
0:35:11 > 0:35:13Yeah.
0:35:13 > 0:35:16We do apologise for the props involved here in that
0:35:16 > 0:35:17segment of the show.
0:35:17 > 0:35:19Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Kia,
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Kerry and, of course, our rhino.
0:35:25 > 0:35:29Rhinos can't wave! This is a miracle! Amazing.
0:35:29 > 0:35:31We've come to the part of the show where the only thing
0:35:31 > 0:35:34we've come to expect is the unexpected.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37Yes, this is the part of the show that gives us sleepless nights
0:35:37 > 0:35:39and makes me wish that I had my teddy bear Barney.
0:35:39 > 0:35:42- I think you have said a little bit too much.- I agree.
0:35:42 > 0:35:47It's time for us to say, bring on the Truck Of Luck!
0:36:00 > 0:36:03Inside this vehicle there is something waiting for us,
0:36:03 > 0:36:05but Mark and I have no idea what it is,
0:36:05 > 0:36:08but whatever it is, we just have to go with it.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11Here we go. Mystery guest, please reveal yourself.
0:36:14 > 0:36:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:36:19 > 0:36:22Oh, no.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24Wow. My goodness.
0:36:27 > 0:36:31ACCORDION PLAYS
0:37:13 > 0:37:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:37:16 > 0:37:19Amazing! Amazing!
0:37:19 > 0:37:22That's all we've got time for, we'll see you next week.
0:37:22 > 0:37:26- Guys, that was amazing! Hello. I'm Sam, are you all right?- I'm Mark.
0:37:26 > 0:37:30- Lovely to meet you. - So what's the challenge?
0:37:30 > 0:37:32Sam and Mark, for the next few minutes,
0:37:32 > 0:37:34- we want you to become members of Mersey Morris Men.- Lovely.
0:37:34 > 0:37:39- And have a go at a traditional English Morris dance.- Excellent!
0:37:39 > 0:37:41That sounds good.
0:37:42 > 0:37:46I'll be watching you carefully to see which of you shows
0:37:46 > 0:37:49- the most promise. Good luck. - Thank you very much.- OK.
0:37:49 > 0:37:54Thank you very much. How do you lot think we are going to do?
0:37:54 > 0:37:55Studio audience,
0:37:55 > 0:37:58we are going to ask you to vote for who you think will be the best.
0:37:58 > 0:38:02- If you get it right, there's a prize in it for you.- Yes.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04AUDIENCE: Oh!
0:38:04 > 0:38:09OK, you each have two cards. Blue for me and pink for Mark.
0:38:09 > 0:38:14- So, please, make your decision and...- BOTH: ..raise your cards!
0:38:14 > 0:38:17CHEERING
0:38:17 > 0:38:20- Oh, there's a lot for Mark. - Quite a few Sams, as well.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23A few more Marks...
0:38:23 > 0:38:28- I don't know whether that's a good idea.- All right, cheers, guys.
0:38:28 > 0:38:31- OK, you best go and get ready. - All right, let's do this!
0:38:31 > 0:38:34And whilst we do that, take a look at the mischief
0:38:34 > 0:38:35we've been getting up to.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37Yes, we started winding up our studio audience
0:38:37 > 0:38:41the minute they stepped through the doors today - take a look at this.
0:38:41 > 0:38:44'Yes, take one fake photo booth and one trump machine
0:38:44 > 0:38:48- 'and this is what you get.' - PARP!
0:38:48 > 0:38:49LAUGHTER
0:38:49 > 0:38:52PARP! LAUGHTER
0:38:52 > 0:38:53PARP!
0:38:53 > 0:38:55PARP!
0:38:55 > 0:38:56PARP!
0:38:56 > 0:38:57PARP!
0:38:57 > 0:38:59PARP!
0:39:00 > 0:39:02PARP!
0:39:02 > 0:39:04PARP!
0:39:04 > 0:39:05PARP!
0:39:05 > 0:39:07Urgh!
0:39:09 > 0:39:10PARP!
0:39:10 > 0:39:12Was that you?!
0:39:12 > 0:39:15LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
0:39:19 > 0:39:21BOTH: Wa-hey!
0:39:21 > 0:39:24OK, now it's our time to prove ourselves. Let's get started, then.
0:39:24 > 0:39:26Here we go...
0:39:26 > 0:39:29MORRIS DANCING MUSIC
0:39:29 > 0:39:32AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG
0:40:25 > 0:40:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:28 > 0:40:31Oh, my goodness! Wow!
0:40:34 > 0:40:37- Follow me.- Following you, following, following.
0:40:37 > 0:40:38Following. Oh, wow.
0:40:40 > 0:40:44There you go. Somebody's dropped their bell!
0:40:44 > 0:40:49Wow, that is really difficult. That is really difficult.
0:40:49 > 0:40:54- Very difficult indeed.- Tony, it's all down to you to decide who one.
0:40:54 > 0:40:57Well done. It was almost too close to call...
0:40:57 > 0:40:59I was very impressed.
0:40:59 > 0:41:03Sam, your footwork left nothing to the imagination...
0:41:03 > 0:41:05LAUGHTER
0:41:05 > 0:41:08- ..and your prowess with a stick was absolutely mind-boggling.- Thank you.
0:41:08 > 0:41:11It was a bit shaky at first, then you really got to grips with it.
0:41:11 > 0:41:14So it's very difficult to say, but I think, on balance,
0:41:14 > 0:41:16I'm going to give the palm to...
0:41:18 > 0:41:22- ..Mark. - CHEERING
0:41:22 > 0:41:26Whoa! Yeah! Thank you!
0:41:26 > 0:41:31- Thank you very much. Thank you very much.- Yeah! All right!
0:41:31 > 0:41:34So, it's a win for me, then,
0:41:34 > 0:41:38and it's a win for everyone who voted for me, because you will all
0:41:38 > 0:41:42receive a no-expense-spared Big Friday Wind-Up tie. Get in there!
0:41:42 > 0:41:44- Oh!- Thank you, thanks again!
0:41:45 > 0:41:49To the Mersey Morris Men, thank you very much, guys, thank you.
0:41:49 > 0:41:52- Give it up for them! - APPLAUSE
0:41:52 > 0:41:54Now, there's still more surprises to come
0:41:54 > 0:41:57for members of our studio audience, but before that,
0:41:57 > 0:42:00take a look at what the celebs are saying about Friday Wind-Up.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02Thank you.
0:42:02 > 0:42:06- DRAMATIC MUSIC - Everybody loves us...
0:42:06 > 0:42:09Sam and Mark, kids love them, but I'm not a kid.
0:42:11 > 0:42:15- Everybody knows us...- They were great in the bungalow, weren't they?
0:42:15 > 0:42:17- No, that was Dick and Dom. - Was it? Oh.
0:42:17 > 0:42:19Everybody wants to be us...
0:42:19 > 0:42:22Sam and Mark? Didn't they used to be singers?
0:42:22 > 0:42:25Thank goodness they gave that up.
0:42:25 > 0:42:27- He's Sam.- He's Mark. - We're kind of a big deal.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:42:34 > 0:42:36Whoa!
0:42:36 > 0:42:40Yes, the Finger Of Fun is back with the show finale.
0:42:40 > 0:42:44That's a bit weird! It's not over till the fat finger sings, yeah?
0:42:44 > 0:42:47- Stop, stop, stop!- The rhythm! Please!- Sorry, OK.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50In just a moment, the finger is going to find us two families
0:42:50 > 0:42:53to take part in our final game, but who's it going to be?
0:42:53 > 0:42:56I tell you something, whoever it is, they will have the chance to win
0:42:56 > 0:43:00loads of goodies, including tonight's star prize, a games console.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:43:03 > 0:43:05So, Finger Of Fun, find us a family, will you?
0:43:05 > 0:43:07And stop him dancing!
0:43:10 > 0:43:13CHEERING
0:43:13 > 0:43:16# Who's it going to be?
0:43:16 > 0:43:19# Who is it going to be? Not you. #
0:43:19 > 0:43:21Are you a family?
0:43:21 > 0:43:23Are you a family? Are you a family?
0:43:23 > 0:43:27- Who-o-o-o is it going to be? - Are you a family? Are you a family?
0:43:27 > 0:43:30Oooh! Yeah!
0:43:30 > 0:43:32All right!
0:43:32 > 0:43:34Yes, the finger has made up its mind,
0:43:34 > 0:43:38and our first family are...
0:43:38 > 0:43:42the Donaghy family from Scotland! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:42 > 0:43:44But who will they be competing against?
0:43:44 > 0:43:48- Come on, finger, off you go. - Ooh... # Who's it going to be? #
0:43:48 > 0:43:52- Could be anyone, if you're a family, that is.- Who's it going to be?
0:43:52 > 0:43:53A family...
0:43:55 > 0:43:56Who's it going to be?
0:43:56 > 0:43:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:59 > 0:44:02Who's it going to be? Who's it going to be? Who's it going to be?
0:44:02 > 0:44:04Ooooh...
0:44:05 > 0:44:09- Yeah!- Hello!
0:44:10 > 0:44:13Yes, it's the Copeland family from Wigan!
0:44:13 > 0:44:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:44:17 > 0:44:19Right, you lot, get yourselves down here,
0:44:19 > 0:44:22- because it's time to play Family Face-Off.- Come on down, guys!
0:44:22 > 0:44:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:44:30 > 0:44:33I reckon we should meet our two families properly. Here's Amy.
0:44:33 > 0:44:37- How are you doing, Amy?- I'm good, how are you?- Very well, thank you.
0:44:37 > 0:44:39You're Team Mark. Introduce the rest of your team, please?
0:44:39 > 0:44:43- This is Jenny, my sister...- Hiya. - ..my dad, Mark, and my mum, Irene.
0:44:43 > 0:44:46Good name, good name, Dad. How are you doing, mate?
0:44:46 > 0:44:48You are on Team Mark, so that's good, I like you.
0:44:48 > 0:44:50Sam, who have you got over there?
0:44:50 > 0:44:53- I've got Stephen. Are you all right, Stephen?- Yeah.- Plant it there.
0:44:53 > 0:44:55Nice one, player. Introduce the rest of your team, please.
0:44:55 > 0:44:59Here's my dad, Kevin, my sister, Catherine, and my mum, Sophie.
0:44:59 > 0:45:03- Excellent, it's lovely to have you here.- Right, let's get things going.
0:45:03 > 0:45:06- Team Mark, are you ready? - ALL: Yes!
0:45:06 > 0:45:08Team Sam, are we ready? ALL: Yes!
0:45:08 > 0:45:10In that case, what are we waiting for?
0:45:10 > 0:45:15It's time for round one... THE UNDERPANTS OF CHAOS!
0:45:15 > 0:45:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:45:19 > 0:45:22The observant amongst you may have noticed, yes, indeed,
0:45:22 > 0:45:24we are wearing underpants over the tops of our suits.
0:45:24 > 0:45:27- But we look good, don't we? - Oh, yes. AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:45:27 > 0:45:30I think you're being very polite, audience,
0:45:30 > 0:45:33but thank you. That's not the strange thing, though.
0:45:33 > 0:45:35The strange thing is that these underpants are actually...
0:45:35 > 0:45:38BOTH: ..electrifying!
0:45:39 > 0:45:43- Ahh, shall we try them out? - I suppose we have to test
0:45:43 > 0:45:47to see if they're working. Powers that be, shock us...
0:45:47 > 0:45:50- Oh!- Ooh! - ELECTRICAL BUZZING
0:45:50 > 0:45:55- Argh!- Yes, they're working, they're working! Stop it!
0:45:55 > 0:45:57OK, here is how the game works.
0:45:57 > 0:46:00- This is Team Sam. - And this is Team mark.
0:46:00 > 0:46:03Each team is going to tell us an interesting fact about themselves.
0:46:03 > 0:46:06And then after that, the other team
0:46:06 > 0:46:08must press one of the buttons in front of them
0:46:08 > 0:46:11to show if they think the fact is true or false.
0:46:11 > 0:46:15Now, if my team are right, Mark will get the shock.
0:46:15 > 0:46:20- But if my team are wrong, then I get the shock.- OK, simple. Let's play.
0:46:20 > 0:46:23Team Sam, could you please give us your fact.
0:46:23 > 0:46:26One of us has run three marathons.
0:46:26 > 0:46:28Interesting, OK.
0:46:28 > 0:46:31So, Team Mark, do you think that fact is true or false?
0:46:31 > 0:46:33Your team starts now.
0:46:33 > 0:46:35THEY CONFER
0:46:37 > 0:46:42Please get it right, because I'll get the shock, if not.
0:46:42 > 0:46:45BUZZER OK, Team Mark, your time is up.
0:46:45 > 0:46:48Before you press the button, what are you actually going for,
0:46:48 > 0:46:50- true or false? ALL:- False. - You're going for false.
0:46:50 > 0:46:53So, if it's false, I will get the shock.
0:46:53 > 0:46:56But if you've got this wrong and it's true, Mark will get the shock.
0:46:56 > 0:47:00OK, press your false button in three, two, one...
0:47:00 > 0:47:05Arggghhh!
0:47:05 > 0:47:08- Nice work!- Argh, man, it's false.
0:47:09 > 0:47:12OK, Team Mark, it's now your turn to give us your fact.
0:47:12 > 0:47:14Off you go.
0:47:14 > 0:47:19- One of us has featured on a number one hit single.- Oooh!
0:47:19 > 0:47:22OK, right, Team Sam, what do you think? Your time starts now.
0:47:24 > 0:47:25Please get it wrong,
0:47:25 > 0:47:28because Sam gets another shock and I don't get any.
0:47:30 > 0:47:32BUZZER
0:47:32 > 0:47:37- Time's up. What are you going for? - False.- You're going for false.
0:47:38 > 0:47:43OK. Here we go, press your false button in three, two, one...
0:47:43 > 0:47:45Argh!
0:47:45 > 0:47:47LAUGHTER
0:47:47 > 0:47:50It was indeed false, so that means, at the end of the first round,
0:47:50 > 0:47:52the scores are 1-1.
0:47:52 > 0:47:55Nice one. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:47:55 > 0:47:58Now it's time for round number two.
0:47:58 > 0:48:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:48:05 > 0:48:11- This is a round we like to call... - # Nice Knees-y. #
0:48:11 > 0:48:13"Why?", I hear you ask.
0:48:13 > 0:48:16Because it's all about knees, of course.
0:48:16 > 0:48:19Now, in this stripy box, are members of our two families,
0:48:19 > 0:48:23as well as one random member from our studio audience.
0:48:23 > 0:48:25Each team has to decide which pair of knees
0:48:25 > 0:48:26belong to their family member.
0:48:26 > 0:48:29- Do you understand? - ALL: Yes.
0:48:29 > 0:48:32OK, in that case, drop your towels and start the clock.
0:48:32 > 0:48:34LAUGHTER
0:48:34 > 0:48:37Have a good look, guys.
0:48:37 > 0:48:39Write down your answers.
0:48:41 > 0:48:44You've not got long.
0:48:44 > 0:48:46- BUZZER - Time is up.
0:48:46 > 0:48:52- OK, Team Sam, whose knees belong to your family?- B.- You're going for B.
0:48:52 > 0:48:56- OK, Mark, what have you gone for?- C. - You've gone for C.
0:48:56 > 0:49:00- OK, over to you, Sam. - OK, my team, they went for B.
0:49:00 > 0:49:02Let's see if you're right...
0:49:02 > 0:49:03Yes!
0:49:03 > 0:49:05APPLAUSE
0:49:07 > 0:49:10- OK, and my team went for C. - Let's see if you're right.
0:49:10 > 0:49:13Yes!
0:49:13 > 0:49:15APPLAUSE
0:49:15 > 0:49:19Which means, random studio audience member, yes!
0:49:19 > 0:49:21APPLAUSE
0:49:21 > 0:49:24OK, thank you very much, random audience member,
0:49:24 > 0:49:26and our two members of our teams!
0:49:26 > 0:49:28Thank you!
0:49:28 > 0:49:32- Come back over, dads, come back over.- Come on, dads.
0:49:34 > 0:49:36This is very exciting,
0:49:36 > 0:49:39because we now have to go to a tie-breaker question,
0:49:39 > 0:49:40because it's 2-2.
0:49:40 > 0:49:45OK, before the show, we asked each member of our studio audience
0:49:45 > 0:49:48if they had ever blamed the smell from their smelly feet
0:49:48 > 0:49:50on someone else.
0:49:50 > 0:49:56But what percentage do you think were completely revolting and said yes?
0:49:56 > 0:49:58Interesting. Your time starts now.
0:49:58 > 0:50:00You need to write down the percentage.
0:50:00 > 0:50:02What percentage do you think has got the smelly feet?
0:50:02 > 0:50:04Do they look like a smelly audience?
0:50:04 > 0:50:07- BUZZER - OK, write down the percentage.
0:50:07 > 0:50:12- My team, what percentage are you going for?- 79%.- 79%.
0:50:12 > 0:50:17- OK, my team, what have you gone for? - 30%.- 30%.
0:50:17 > 0:50:22- OK, excuse me, let me just grab the...- Oversized envelope.- ..answer.
0:50:23 > 0:50:26Whoever is closest will be going through to the final round.
0:50:29 > 0:50:31The answer is...
0:50:31 > 0:50:3446%, which means Team Mark were the closest!
0:50:34 > 0:50:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:50:37 > 0:50:41Well done, Team Mark, you are through to the final round.
0:50:41 > 0:50:44Please go and get yourselves ready, off you go. Team Mark, everyone.
0:50:44 > 0:50:46Well done!
0:50:48 > 0:50:52- Commiserations to my team. Have you enjoyed yourselves?- Yeah.- Fantastic.
0:50:52 > 0:50:55High-five for the dads, you've got some great knees, there.
0:50:55 > 0:50:57You know what I'm saying? Give it up for my team, everybody!
0:50:57 > 0:51:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:51:00 > 0:51:02Here we go, let's play Stuck On You.
0:51:02 > 0:51:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.
0:51:10 > 0:51:14All right, playing this game, we have Mark and Jenny.
0:51:14 > 0:51:18- How are you feeling, guys?- Er...!- How are you feeling, Jenny?- All right!
0:51:18 > 0:51:20All right!
0:51:20 > 0:51:24- Are you digging the suits? - Can I take it home with me?
0:51:24 > 0:51:28- Depends how well you do! - It's for my wife!
0:51:28 > 0:51:30Fantastic. Here are the rules.
0:51:30 > 0:51:34The Wind-Up audience is armed with hundreds of balls.
0:51:34 > 0:51:36Wave them in the air, audience!
0:51:36 > 0:51:38ALL: Whoo!
0:51:38 > 0:51:41Now, you two have got 20 seconds to run around
0:51:41 > 0:51:43and catch as many balls as you possibly can
0:51:43 > 0:51:45using your sticky suits.
0:51:45 > 0:51:47At the end of the game, we'll count up the balls
0:51:47 > 0:51:49and see what prizes you qualify for.
0:51:49 > 0:51:53OK, more than 20 balls, represented by this yellow line here,
0:51:53 > 0:51:56you will win all these lovely board games.
0:51:56 > 0:51:59- Very nice, very nice. - AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:51:59 > 0:52:02More than 40 balls, represented by the blue line,
0:52:02 > 0:52:04will get you all the board games,
0:52:04 > 0:52:06plus tickets to the cinema for all the family!
0:52:06 > 0:52:09AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:52:09 > 0:52:12It's a good price, it's not cheap.
0:52:12 > 0:52:16And more than 60 balls, represented by this red line here,
0:52:16 > 0:52:19you'll win the board games, cinema tickets,
0:52:19 > 0:52:21plus tonight's star prize, a games console!
0:52:21 > 0:52:24AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:52:24 > 0:52:26- Yes, please! - But wait, that's not all,
0:52:26 > 0:52:29because there is one golden ball out there.
0:52:29 > 0:52:30If you manage to catch that,
0:52:30 > 0:52:35- you'll get your hands on tonight's mystery prize.- Oh, it's a mystery.
0:52:35 > 0:52:39- Mark and Jenny, are you ready?- Yes. - Yes. There is only one rule -
0:52:39 > 0:52:44you can't use your hands to pick up the balls. That's the only rule.
0:52:44 > 0:52:50They're ready. The audience are definitely ready... Start the clock!
0:52:57 > 0:53:00SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
0:53:02 > 0:53:06SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
0:53:10 > 0:53:15- BUZZER - OK, time's up, time's up! Come over here, guys.
0:53:15 > 0:53:20- I think that took Jenny by surprise! - HE LAUGHS
0:53:25 > 0:53:27All right, you did well.
0:53:27 > 0:53:30- Not done too bad, not done too bad.- Here we go.
0:53:30 > 0:53:35All right, come on, we can do this. We can do this. We can do this.
0:53:42 > 0:53:46We're past the 20... You've got the board games, well done.
0:53:49 > 0:53:53I think we're done on this side...
0:53:56 > 0:54:00- Oh! Two balls, I didn't even know! - Yeah!
0:54:00 > 0:54:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:54:04 > 0:54:07All right, so you went past the blue line,
0:54:07 > 0:54:10which means you win the board games and the family cinema ticket.
0:54:10 > 0:54:14- Are you all right, there?! - Yeah!- Have you had a good day?- Yeah.
0:54:14 > 0:54:17You've been absolutely fantastic.
0:54:17 > 0:54:20It's almost time to wind up the show, but not before we have said
0:54:20 > 0:54:22thank you to everyone that we surprised tonight.
0:54:22 > 0:54:24And, of course, a big thank-you to our mystery guests,
0:54:24 > 0:54:27the Mersey Morris Men, thank you very much.
0:54:27 > 0:54:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:54:30 > 0:54:32We'll see you next time, but before we go, playing us out,
0:54:32 > 0:54:35Lilygreen And Maguire. Take it away, lads. See you!
0:54:35 > 0:54:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:54:39 > 0:54:41# Last night
0:54:41 > 0:54:44# Was it the best or worst of your life
0:54:46 > 0:54:49# Never again It's not happening tonight
0:54:51 > 0:54:55# At least that's what we say in the morning
0:54:55 > 0:54:58# Till we do it one more time
0:54:58 > 0:55:01# Turn it up
0:55:01 > 0:55:04# Cos every night, we get on it
0:55:04 > 0:55:07# You can't deny
0:55:07 > 0:55:09# When the sun comes up
0:55:09 > 0:55:16# We'll say goodbye, then get on it One more time
0:55:16 > 0:55:19# Turn it up, go who-oa
0:55:19 > 0:55:21# Who-oa
0:55:21 > 0:55:23# On it
0:55:23 > 0:55:26# One more time
0:55:26 > 0:55:27# Wake up
0:55:27 > 0:55:33# I can't believe it's happened again
0:55:33 > 0:55:35# You blame it on your stupid friends
0:55:35 > 0:55:40# The same excuses but you can't fight
0:55:40 > 0:55:44# One more party, one more time
0:55:44 > 0:55:47# Turn it up
0:55:47 > 0:55:51# Cos every night, we get on it
0:55:51 > 0:55:53# You can't deny
0:55:53 > 0:55:55# When the sun comes up
0:55:55 > 0:56:00# We'll say goodbye, then get on it
0:56:00 > 0:56:03# One more time
0:56:03 > 0:56:05# Turn it up, go who-oa
0:56:05 > 0:56:07# Who-oa
0:56:07 > 0:56:10# On it
0:56:10 > 0:56:12# One more time
0:56:12 > 0:56:15# Turn it up, go who-oa
0:56:15 > 0:56:17# Who-oa
0:56:17 > 0:56:19# On it
0:56:19 > 0:56:21# One more time
0:56:22 > 0:56:24# You kill me one more time
0:56:24 > 0:56:26# Here we go now, one more time
0:56:26 > 0:56:29# Here we go now, one more time
0:56:29 > 0:56:31# Here we go now, one more time
0:56:32 > 0:56:35# The same excuses
0:56:35 > 0:56:37# But it's all right
0:56:37 > 0:56:43# One more party, one more time Yeah
0:56:43 > 0:56:47# Turn it up, cos every night
0:56:47 > 0:56:49# We get on it
0:56:49 > 0:56:51# You can't deny
0:56:51 > 0:56:54# When the sun comes up
0:56:54 > 0:56:56# We'll say goodbye
0:56:56 > 0:56:59# Then get on it
0:56:59 > 0:57:01# One more time
0:57:01 > 0:57:03# Turn it up, go wh-oa
0:57:03 > 0:57:06# Who-oa
0:57:06 > 0:57:08# On it
0:57:08 > 0:57:10# One more time
0:57:10 > 0:57:12# Turn it up, go wh-oa
0:57:13 > 0:57:15# Who-oa
0:57:15 > 0:57:17# On it
0:57:18 > 0:57:19# One more time. #
0:57:19 > 0:57:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:57:23 > 0:57:27Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd