Episode 2

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04All right - the crew are here... the slime is prepped,

0:00:04 > 0:00:07that turntable is oiled. We, my friend, are good to go!

0:00:07 > 0:00:09I'm just going to check on today's guest Jack Carroll.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11Yeah, yeah, about that. I'm not happy about it.

0:00:11 > 0:00:14We don't need a comedian on our show - I'm the funny one!

0:00:14 > 0:00:15I can do this, yeah?

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Mark - he is kind of a big deal!

0:00:17 > 0:00:20He did come second on Britain's Got Talent, David Walliams

0:00:20 > 0:00:22said he was comedy genius, he's a right laugh!

0:00:22 > 0:00:24You're having a laugh... You know what...

0:00:24 > 0:00:27if Jack Carroll was here right now, I'd tell him

0:00:27 > 0:00:28to his face that we don't need him.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30It's OUR programme and I'M the funny one.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33Well, I am here...

0:00:33 > 0:00:34Oh, this is awkward...

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Erm.. er... ha-ha-hah... Good gag, aye, Jack!

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Us comedians have got to stick together! Run the titles...

0:00:40 > 0:00:41Oh...!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45# Wind me up, put me down

0:00:45 > 0:00:47# Start me up and watch me

0:00:47 > 0:00:48# It's easy...

0:00:48 > 0:00:51# Once you know how it's done

0:00:51 > 0:00:52# You can't stop... #

0:00:52 > 0:00:54APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:59 > 0:01:03Ladies and gentlemen...

0:01:03 > 0:01:06It's Big Friday Wind Up!

0:01:06 > 0:01:09My name is James and I'm here to introduce your hosts -

0:01:09 > 0:01:12brilliant, amazing, hilarious

0:01:12 > 0:01:17are just three words that have never been used to describe them.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20It's Sam

0:01:20 > 0:01:23and Mark!

0:01:23 > 0:01:27APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Yeah...!

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Look at 'em, look at 'em...!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52CHEERING

0:01:52 > 0:01:55ALL: WELCOME TO THE WEEKEND!

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Yes, it's that time again.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58I hope you are all ready for the show

0:01:58 > 0:02:01where you can expect to see faces like this...

0:02:01 > 0:02:03LAUGHTER

0:02:03 > 0:02:05This...

0:02:05 > 0:02:06LAUGHTER

0:02:06 > 0:02:08And maybe even this...! Ahh!

0:02:08 > 0:02:09LAUGHTER

0:02:09 > 0:02:12On tonight's show someone in our studio audience will be

0:02:12 > 0:02:14coming face-to-face with their embarrassing past.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15ALL: Wooo!

0:02:15 > 0:02:16Yeah.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19You will see Union J as you have never seen them before.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Don't believe me...? Take a look at this...

0:02:22 > 0:02:23You ordered drinks...?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Oh, no, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Are you OK, sir? - No, not really, mate.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Not really.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32I'm so sorry...

0:02:32 > 0:02:33LAUGHTER

0:02:33 > 0:02:35A bit wet, mate, no!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37I'm so sorry, sir.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42You do not want to miss that.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46Comedian and BGT finalist Jack Carroll will also be joining us...

0:02:46 > 0:02:48CHEERING

0:02:48 > 0:02:51And that's not all...we will also have music from Elyar Fox!

0:02:51 > 0:02:55I tell you what, we're good to you lot...speaking of which,

0:02:55 > 0:02:59I think it's time to meet our studio audience!

0:02:59 > 0:03:02It's tiny, it's tiny, tiny.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Thank you, thank you.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07I am going to come and speak to someone and the person I

0:03:07 > 0:03:10am going to come and speak to is...

0:03:10 > 0:03:11you, Jasmine.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- How you doing?- Good! - Are you enjoying the show so far?

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Yeah!- You've got a lovely smiley face.- Yeah!

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Now, I've heard that your mum Sonia is embarrassing.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Very! - What does she do that's embarrassing?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Well, about two years ago she went in a pantomime called

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Dick Whittington that me and my friend were also in

0:03:29 > 0:03:32and she went on stage and she was doing the can-can.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35- What?! Is this mum Sonia over here? - Yeah.- That's embarrassing,

0:03:35 > 0:03:38why did you ruin that moment for her?

0:03:38 > 0:03:39I don't know...!

0:03:39 > 0:03:41LAUGHTER

0:03:41 > 0:03:42She looks pretty embarrassed now, anyway,

0:03:42 > 0:03:45so well done for that, Jasmine, Mark...?

0:03:45 > 0:03:46Can you beat that?

0:03:46 > 0:03:49I will try my very best, Sam, that's all I can do.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Look at these faces, eh. "Don't come to me, Mark, don't come to me!"

0:03:52 > 0:03:53LAUGHTER

0:03:53 > 0:03:56I am, actually, going to speak...

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Oh... to you, Sam. How are you doing, mate?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02- Fine.- Yeah? Good. You enjoying the show so far?- Yeah.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03Brilliant, now, er...

0:04:03 > 0:04:06- I hear you've got an embarrassing dad.- Yeah.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Is that him over there, I am going to say hello.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- What's your name, mate. - Will.- Will, Will!

0:04:11 > 0:04:14And, Sam, why is your dad so embarrassing?

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Every morning he wakes up with my little sister

0:04:16 > 0:04:18- and starts singing in the shower. - No!

0:04:18 > 0:04:19LAUGHTER

0:04:19 > 0:04:22- Oh!- Wakes up me and my mum every morning.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24And, Sam, can your dad sing?

0:04:24 > 0:04:26- No.- Oh! And is this your mate?

0:04:26 > 0:04:28- Is this your mate, what's his name? - Yeah. Ben.- Ben.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30How are you doing, Ben, are you all right?

0:04:30 > 0:04:33- All right.- Have you heard this singing as well?- Mm.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Oh! And can you testify? Is he not a very good singer?

0:04:36 > 0:04:38- He is not good at all.- Oh!

0:04:38 > 0:04:40LAUGHTER

0:04:40 > 0:04:44Dad, how embarrassing. What have you got to say for yourself?

0:04:44 > 0:04:47- I'm not going to stop. - He's not going to stop, Sam,

0:04:47 > 0:04:50can you do any better than that?

0:04:50 > 0:04:54I'm going to try my best, mate, cos I'm going to come and speak to...

0:04:54 > 0:04:56You, Astrid...

0:04:56 > 0:04:57How are you doing, are you all right?

0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Yeah.- You OK?

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Now, a little birdie tells me that you are a big fan of

0:05:02 > 0:05:05a certain show called Strictly Come Dancing.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07- Is that right?- Yeah.- Yeah. Nice.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09And it's not just you, as well?

0:05:09 > 0:05:13I hear you and your mum like to dress up when Strictly's on?

0:05:13 > 0:05:14LAUGHTER

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Is that true?- Yeah.- Excellent stuff, nothing wrong with that,

0:05:17 > 0:05:20it's a great show. Where is your mum today?

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Erm... well, she's somewhere...

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- at work, I think. - She's at work, is she?

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Well, what a shame because your mum is

0:05:27 > 0:05:29going to miss out on a very

0:05:29 > 0:05:31special message from Anton du Beke

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Take a look at this...

0:05:33 > 0:05:34ALL: Ooo!

0:05:34 > 0:05:38Hi, Astrid, it's me Anton du Beke from Strictly Come Dancing!

0:05:38 > 0:05:43I think it's great that your mum puts on a wedding dress

0:05:43 > 0:05:46and dances along to Strictly.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50I, for one, would love to see that. Oh, yes! Would you?

0:05:50 > 0:05:53ALL: Yes!

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Well, you can! Let's hear it for Astrid's mum...

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Take it away, Tyra.

0:05:59 > 0:06:04ANNOUNCER: Dancing the Wedding Dance, please welcome Astrid's mum, Tyra!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06APPLAUSE

0:06:06 > 0:06:08MUSIC: "Strictly Come Dancing Theme"

0:06:10 > 0:06:11CHEERING

0:06:23 > 0:06:25LAUGHTER

0:06:31 > 0:06:33CHEERING

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Tyra, come here, you!

0:06:35 > 0:06:38That was absolutely fantastic.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41That was so, so good. What did you think of that, Astrid?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43No!

0:06:43 > 0:06:44LAUGHTER

0:06:44 > 0:06:45I tell you what I thought of it...

0:06:45 > 0:06:47I though it was a SEV-EN!

0:06:47 > 0:06:50CHEERING

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Not bad.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Well, now's your chance to get your own back, you need to get ready.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57And Astrid, you need to come with me,

0:06:57 > 0:06:59because it's time to play Mum-Pin Bowling!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01APPLAUSE

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Welcome to Mum-Pin Bowling... It's just like ten-pin bowling...

0:07:09 > 0:07:12But instead of a ball, we're going to be using Astrid's MUM!

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Astrid, are you ready to see your mum like you've never seen

0:07:14 > 0:07:16her before?

0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Yeah. - Audience - are you ready?!

0:07:19 > 0:07:20ALL: Yes!

0:07:20 > 0:07:22All right! In that case...

0:07:22 > 0:07:24BOTH: Bring on the mum!

0:07:24 > 0:07:27MUSIC: "Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz

0:07:27 > 0:07:29APPLAUSE

0:07:36 > 0:07:38LAUGHTER

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Tyra, how are you feeling?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Fantastic!

0:07:43 > 0:07:44CHEERING

0:07:44 > 0:07:47OK, Astrid. This is a very simple game.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51You have to use the controls in front of you to determine how

0:07:51 > 0:07:53far back your mum goes before we release her...

0:07:53 > 0:07:54- Understand?- Yeah.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57- HE CHUCKLES - She's getting shot, look!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59If Tyra manages to get all the skittles down in one go...

0:07:59 > 0:08:01A strike!

0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Or two goes... - A spare!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Then Astrid will win a prize!

0:08:05 > 0:08:07CHEERING

0:08:07 > 0:08:10But if she doesn't... Astrid gets to foam her, anyway.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- So either way, you're a winner. - All right!

0:08:13 > 0:08:14But wait - that's not all!

0:08:14 > 0:08:19You may have noticed there's one very special golden skittle.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21ANGELIC SINGING

0:08:23 > 0:08:26If that gets knocked down,

0:08:26 > 0:08:29every member of our studio audience wins a prize.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31CHEERING

0:08:33 > 0:08:34I knew you'd like that.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37OK, Mum, going to turn you round so you're facing the skittles.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39SHE LAUGHS

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Come on you, give us a cuddle!

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Ahh!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Turn you round.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Don't tickle her feet, Sam.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50I won't, I won't, OK.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52- We're ready. - Let's get on with it, then.

0:08:52 > 0:08:57Astrid, it's time to wind up your mum! Go on!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Audience, where shall we take her?

0:08:59 > 0:09:02SHOUTING INSTRUCTIONS

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Luminites - where should she take her?

0:09:04 > 0:09:06ALL: To the top.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10- OK, Astrid, are you happy with where your mum is?- Yeah.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12- LAUGHTER - I don't think she is. Let's do it.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15OK, get your hands on this, Astrid, here we go, in...

0:09:15 > 0:09:17three, two, one... ALL: Release the mum!

0:09:17 > 0:09:20CHEERING

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- Not bad at all.- She's coming back!

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Don't worry about that, you've managed to get nine skittles

0:09:34 > 0:09:36down and the golden skittle!

0:09:36 > 0:09:38CHEERING

0:09:38 > 0:09:40A candy bracelet for everyone, hurrah!

0:09:41 > 0:09:45- Tyra, you have one last chance to get that last skittle down.- OK.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47If you do that, Astrid will win a prize.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49So, what are we waiting for, it's time...

0:09:49 > 0:09:51ALL: Wind up your mum!

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Go, that way!

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Audience, where shall she take her?

0:09:55 > 0:09:56ALL: UP!

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Go on, Sam, go and help her out.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Are you happy, Astrid?- Yeah.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06- Hi.- I'm going to give you a little push on this one

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- to give you a little hand. - You can do it, you can do it!

0:10:09 > 0:10:10On my cue...

0:10:10 > 0:10:12in three, two, one...!

0:10:12 > 0:10:13CHEERING

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Release the mum!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Go on, get it, come on...!

0:10:22 > 0:10:25CHEERING

0:10:25 > 0:10:27That is a spare!

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Which means you've won tonight's star prize, a digital camera!

0:10:31 > 0:10:34CHEERING

0:10:34 > 0:10:36And, you know what, because we're mean we're going to

0:10:36 > 0:10:39let you foam her anyway. Bring on The Foaminator!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Come on!

0:10:41 > 0:10:43CHEERING

0:10:43 > 0:10:47Poor old, Tyra, you thought you were going to have a nice, nice easy day!

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- All right. Nice spare there, Mum. - Very good.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53- OK, hold that. - Oh, dear. I'm getting out of the way.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55- Are you all right, Tyra.- Yeah.

0:10:55 > 0:10:56HE LAUGHS

0:10:56 > 0:10:59This is for the dancing, sorry, you brought it on yourself, really.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01OK, in three, two, one...

0:11:01 > 0:11:03release the foam!

0:11:03 > 0:11:06CHEERING

0:11:10 > 0:11:12You got her! You got her!

0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Nice work.- How are you feeling, Tyra? - Still fantastic.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17LAUGHTER

0:11:17 > 0:11:19That's what we like to hear!

0:11:19 > 0:11:21CHEERING

0:11:21 > 0:11:22Hey, Astrid, remember...

0:11:22 > 0:11:25keep foaming! Not that!

0:11:25 > 0:11:26SEV-EN!

0:11:26 > 0:11:28- Have you had a good day?- Yea. - Excellent.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Let's hear it for Astrid and Tyra, everyone.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33CHEERING

0:11:33 > 0:11:36But right now, it's time to meet our special guest, Jack Carroll!

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Come on!

0:11:38 > 0:11:40CHEERING

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Absolute legend.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Thanks for being on the show.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51- Seamless!- Did you like that?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53High-five and all.

0:11:53 > 0:11:54All of it. It started well...

0:11:54 > 0:11:57- A good start.- ..it's only going to get worse from here.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00- Exactly.- You're not wrong! lovely to have you on the show, mate.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02- Lovely to be here.- Brilliant.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06You shot to fame on Britain's Got Talent 2013 - where you came second.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Yeah.- Amazing.- Pretty good, that.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11CHEERING

0:12:11 > 0:12:15Er, you don't need to labour the coming second...

0:12:15 > 0:12:17SLAUGHTER

0:12:17 > 0:12:19No, I'm only joking.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Jack, what made you want to become a comedian in the first place?

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Erm, I think because I'm lazy and I enjoyed watching comedy,

0:12:27 > 0:12:28- so, I thought...- Really?

0:12:28 > 0:12:30LAUGHTER

0:12:30 > 0:12:32..what's the best thing to do with that?

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Have you performed in front of any big names?

0:12:34 > 0:12:37I've had a few mad gigs.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41Erm, I got to do a gig at the Olympic Park.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43- Oh!- Really?- Yeah, I did. I got to do a gig there.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46It's good, is the Olympic Park, but for ten million quid I would

0:12:46 > 0:12:48have at least expected a swing.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51LAUGHTER

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Come on, I...

0:12:57 > 0:13:00- I think that's a fair comment!- Yeah.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Speaking of such, what would you say is... what's the secret

0:13:03 > 0:13:05to telling a good joke?

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Er, fat little face!

0:13:07 > 0:13:09LAUGHTER

0:13:09 > 0:13:11I've got that, mate!

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Lovely, I think you're sorted, then.

0:13:13 > 0:13:14LAUGHTER

0:13:14 > 0:13:17I don't know if there is a secret, I mean, you know...

0:13:17 > 0:13:19it's all about taste, I think.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22OK, we're about to find out cos we're going to go into the audience

0:13:22 > 0:13:24and going to get some of our audience to try and

0:13:24 > 0:13:26- make Jack laugh.- Oh!

0:13:26 > 0:13:29- Who's got a joke?- Hey.- Who wants to tell a joke? Right at the top...

0:13:29 > 0:13:32- Go on. - Right, we're going right to the top.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35- Here we go, here we go. Stand up, what's your name?- Ashia.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Ashia, what's your joke?

0:13:38 > 0:13:42Three men were sliding down a rainbow and then one said

0:13:42 > 0:13:47"Gold!" so they landed in gold. The next one said "Silver!"

0:13:47 > 0:13:51so they landed in silver. And the other one said, "Weee...!"

0:13:51 > 0:13:55CHEERING

0:13:57 > 0:14:00- What do you think of that, mate?- Erm...

0:14:00 > 0:14:03It's... it's actually a true fact, that.

0:14:03 > 0:14:04LAUGHTER

0:14:04 > 0:14:07There were three men one day sliding down a rainbow...

0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Absolutely.- ..and for us to laugh at it I think is appalling.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12LAUGHTER

0:14:12 > 0:14:15OK, we'll do one more. Stand up, mate, what's your name?

0:14:15 > 0:14:19- Josh.- Josh, tell us your joke, Josh. - One day a kid said,

0:14:19 > 0:14:21"Please may I go to the toilet?"

0:14:21 > 0:14:24The teacher said "No, as long as you tell me your ABC."

0:14:24 > 0:14:29So, he said out the alphabet, A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,

0:14:29 > 0:14:31I,J,K,L,M,N...

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Q,R,S,T,U,

0:14:33 > 0:14:35V,W,X,Y and Z.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37And then Miss said, "Where's the P?"

0:14:37 > 0:14:39And he said, "Halfway down me leg!"

0:14:39 > 0:14:42CHEERING

0:14:42 > 0:14:47- What do you think of that one? - True story taken out of context,

0:14:47 > 0:14:50unfortunately we do have to laugh at it.

0:14:50 > 0:14:51LAUGHTER

0:14:51 > 0:14:54- Some good jokes.- Yeah.- Yeah. - ALL: Well done!

0:14:56 > 0:14:59What else is next for you, then? What's next for Jack Carroll?

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Just keeping on doing what I'm doing if they'll let me.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06And if not then, er, you know, just be lazy without a reason.

0:15:06 > 0:15:07LAUGHTER

0:15:07 > 0:15:11- Keep doing what you're doing. We love you.- Fantastic.- Thank you.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14- You are welcome.- Cheers.- Give it up for Jack Carroll, everyone.

0:15:14 > 0:15:15CHEERING

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Right now, though, let's go and meet some more friends of ours,

0:15:18 > 0:15:20let's go...

0:15:20 > 0:15:22CHEERING

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Ladies and gentlemen - please say hello to Niamh and Jessica.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Hello, girls.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Nice to see you.

0:15:28 > 0:15:29Welcome to the show. Are you having fun?

0:15:29 > 0:15:31BOTH: Yes! Fantastic!

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Now, we played a little surprise on you two not so long ago

0:15:34 > 0:15:37- and it involved a certain boyband, didn't it?- Uh-hm.- Who was that?

0:15:37 > 0:15:38BOTH: Union J!

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Niamh tell me how much do you like Union J?

0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Do you need to ask that question? - LAUGHTER

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Well, I don't, cos I know but I want to ask you again - big time?

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Big time, never, ever better.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52- No-one's ever better.- Really? Best boyband in the world, you'd say?

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Interesting.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57Well, me and Mark knew that and so we got your dad in on the act

0:15:57 > 0:16:01and he brought you to London and we played a little surprise

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Wind Up on you girls when you least expected it!

0:16:04 > 0:16:05LAUGHTER

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Girls do the honours, then, camera number two, please...?

0:16:08 > 0:16:10BOTH: Run VT!

0:16:10 > 0:16:13Hello, there. I'm in London to surprise two

0:16:13 > 0:16:15massive Union J fans Niamh and Jessica.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18Now, this is going to be the best Wind Up ever cos

0:16:18 > 0:16:21not only am I armed with some great comedy disguises

0:16:21 > 0:16:23I've also got Union J with me,

0:16:23 > 0:16:25what could possibly go wrong, eh?

0:16:25 > 0:16:28SHOUTING

0:16:28 > 0:16:30The girls think they're in London to do some sightseeing

0:16:30 > 0:16:33but what they don't know is, the cab they're about to jump into

0:16:33 > 0:16:36isn't just any old cab. It's loaded with our hidden cameras

0:16:36 > 0:16:39and cab driver Johnny is also in on the Wind Up.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41DAD: South Bank.

0:16:41 > 0:16:42South Bank, sir, yeah.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46- You all right? - Yeah.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47Fantastic.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Now, obviously, we need to get the girls here,

0:16:51 > 0:16:53so it's a good job I've left my phone in their cab.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58CHATTERING

0:16:58 > 0:17:00PHONE RINGS

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Excuse me, is that the phone at the back?

0:17:03 > 0:17:04Oh...!

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Is it on the back of your seat?

0:17:06 > 0:17:09- Yeah, I think it is.- - Oh my... - One of you guys answer that...

0:17:09 > 0:17:13- Hello?- Hello?- Oh, thank goodness for that, you found my phone,

0:17:13 > 0:17:15thank you so much. Who's this?

0:17:15 > 0:17:18- This is Niamh. - Hi, thank you ever so much.

0:17:18 > 0:17:22My name's Mark, you might know me from er...

0:17:22 > 0:17:25world-famous duo Sam and Mark from CBBC.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Is there any chance you could bring my phone to me?

0:17:28 > 0:17:32- I'm expecting a lot of calls.- Yeah. - Oh, thank you ever so much.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36The taxi driver will know where I am because, obviously, I've left my

0:17:36 > 0:17:39- phone in there, is that all right? - Yes.- Cheers, Niamh.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43Thank you very much, I'll see you in a bit, thank you. Bye.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45It's Sam from Sam and Mark.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47It's Mark, but... whatever...

0:17:47 > 0:17:49LAUGHTER

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Who is it...?

0:17:51 > 0:17:54The girls are on their way so, it's time for me and Union J

0:17:54 > 0:17:56to get ready.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Right, lads, this is how it's going to work...

0:17:58 > 0:18:00I'm going to try and convince the girls that

0:18:00 > 0:18:02they are participating in one of my shows I'm doing on my own

0:18:02 > 0:18:05called Teen Dream TV Superstars. I've got rid of Sam.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Good shout.- Good shout. - LAUGHTER

0:18:08 > 0:18:10So, while I'm interviewing them, you, one-by-one are

0:18:10 > 0:18:13going to come in and you're going to try and not be recognised.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16I'm going to give you some comedy disguises. It's not very easy

0:18:16 > 0:18:19because in each of these envelopes are different challenges

0:18:19 > 0:18:21that you each need to do while I'm doing the conversation,

0:18:21 > 0:18:23- understand?- Yeah, get it.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Ah, see! Not so confident now, are you?!

0:18:26 > 0:18:28All right, then, lads let's do it.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30- ALL: Let's do it. - Go on, you get that.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34The cab's just arrived and there's Jessica and Niamh

0:18:34 > 0:18:37who think they're here to give me my mobile phone back.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39What they don't know is that Union J have got

0:18:39 > 0:18:43their disguises on and will be watching all the action unfold

0:18:43 > 0:18:44from the room next door.

0:18:44 > 0:18:45KLAXON BLARES

0:18:46 > 0:18:50- Here they come... - They've got no idea...

0:18:50 > 0:18:53All right. Oh, nice to meet you. I'm Mark, oh, thank you so much!

0:18:53 > 0:18:54LAUGHTER

0:18:54 > 0:18:57I tell you what, I've been doing so many interviews all day...

0:18:57 > 0:18:59How is Mark going to keep a straight face?

0:18:59 > 0:19:03I'm doing a new show for CBBC, it's called Teen Dream TV Superstars.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06And it's about super fans. Are you up for a quick interview?

0:19:06 > 0:19:07- You sure?- Yeah.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09She actually thinks this is a real interview.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12I've been interviewing people about who they're fans of...

0:19:12 > 0:19:16like boybands et cetera, so, who do you...?

0:19:16 > 0:19:19- Union J.- Union J. We haven't done one for Union J, have we?

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Oh, amazing. OK.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24'So, the cameras are rolling, away we go...'

0:19:26 > 0:19:31Got Niamh and Jessica, who are my super fans on MY show...

0:19:31 > 0:19:32THEY GIGGLE

0:19:32 > 0:19:35- ..called Teen Dream TV Superstars. - Yes!- Yes!

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Awesome, now, you're big fans of Union J which is amazing...

0:19:38 > 0:19:40'But it's going to get even more amazing

0:19:40 > 0:19:43'because JJ's about to find out what his challenge is...'

0:19:43 > 0:19:45I'm a janitor.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48"You've got to empty the bin and get the word butternut squash in

0:19:48 > 0:19:51- "before you leave."- Here he comes...

0:19:51 > 0:19:53I wonder if the girls will recognise him?

0:19:53 > 0:19:56When did you first start to like Union J?

0:19:56 > 0:19:58IMITATES IRISH ACCENT: Oh, hello guys.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00I'm really sorry, I have to empty the bin, like.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02OK, carry on, we're just doing an interview.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04I've always wanted to be on TV.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08- Mate? Mate?- Hello. I'm really sorry.- OK, cool.

0:20:08 > 0:20:12- Really sorry.- OK. - Go crazy about the butternut squash.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Do you know why the lads are called Union J?

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Because they're all...all their names begin with J.

0:20:18 > 0:20:19Butternut squash down here, like!

0:20:19 > 0:20:22If it's possible, can you do that after? Cos we're

0:20:22 > 0:20:25actually filming something at the minute, all right?

0:20:25 > 0:20:28I'm really sorry. I'll leave this bin here, like.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30OK, thank you, everyone.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Sorry, sorry, I'm really sorry, everyone.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Did you cut that? Did you cut that there?

0:20:34 > 0:20:37JJ has done really well not to be recognised.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Next up, it's Jaymi.

0:20:39 > 0:20:40He's proper flustered me, actually.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42- SHE LAUGHS - Do you know...

0:20:42 > 0:20:45So, I need to be lost tourist. Should I do Australian?

0:20:45 > 0:20:47- Australian, yeah. - OK, Australian tourist.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50"Ask for directions to Leicester Square."

0:20:50 > 0:20:52You can't say Leicester Square like that.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54ALL: Li-chester Square. Li-chester.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57This is a stupid question, I'm going to ask it anyway.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Erm, are they good live?

0:20:59 > 0:21:01- BOTH: Yeah. - On tour they went really high up.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04High as in singing high? Or doing...?

0:21:04 > 0:21:06IMITATES AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: I'm really sorry, guys,

0:21:06 > 0:21:09this is where my tour party was supposed to be meeting.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11- Sorry, we're filming. - Are they famous?

0:21:11 > 0:21:14- Guys, can I have a photo of you, can I have a photo?- Yeah.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Are you famous? Can I get a photo?

0:21:16 > 0:21:18- No, sorry, mate. Sorry. - Could you tell me which way to go to

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- Li-chester Square, is it...? - Li-chester...?

0:21:21 > 0:21:24- You mean Leicester Square? - Leicester/Li-chester Square?

0:21:24 > 0:21:27I'm from Australia, I don't even know where I'm going.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30- Crikey, mate!- You're actually... - Could you tell me on the map...?

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Yeah... it's... er....

0:21:33 > 0:21:36somewhere, there, do you know where it is, girls?

0:21:36 > 0:21:39- I'll find somebody else.- OK. - You're obviously no good, mate,

0:21:39 > 0:21:40- I'll see you later.- Later.

0:21:40 > 0:21:44- Did you hear that?- What? - He said you were no good.- What?!

0:21:44 > 0:21:46LAUGHTER Did they guess?

0:21:46 > 0:21:49I hope somebody escorts him off the premises, there.

0:21:49 > 0:21:50SHE LAUGHS

0:21:50 > 0:21:54So, where was I? If Union J were a colour what would they be?

0:21:54 > 0:21:56- A colour?- Yeah.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59'The girls appear to have no idea that they've just met two

0:21:59 > 0:22:00'members of Union J,

0:22:00 > 0:22:04'so, let's send in Josh as a grumpy caretaker.'

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Union J, according to me, would be red.

0:22:06 > 0:22:07HE MUTTERS

0:22:07 > 0:22:09'The girls are looking pretty suspicious,

0:22:09 > 0:22:12'will they rumble Union J?'

0:22:12 > 0:22:15Mate, I asked your mate not to...

0:22:15 > 0:22:17what are you doing?

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Would you leave, please? We're doing a...

0:22:20 > 0:22:21SHE LAUGHS

0:22:21 > 0:22:25'They didn't say anything so the Wind Up continues...'

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Will you get security?

0:22:28 > 0:22:30- All right... - She loved it.

0:22:30 > 0:22:31On the floor as well...

0:22:31 > 0:22:33I'll have to wash me hands, after...

0:22:33 > 0:22:37'That's 3-0 to Union J, could the boys actually get away with this?

0:22:37 > 0:22:40- 'It's all down to George...' - I'm a waiter.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43Girls, what would you do if you met them?

0:22:43 > 0:22:45- Scream.- I would faint. - Really?!- Yeah.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48- I would hide behind that! - No, you wouldn't! Really?

0:22:48 > 0:22:52- Well, because they're so amazing! - They are pretty cool.

0:22:52 > 0:22:56"Bring in a tray of drinks and spill them in Mark's lap"!

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Brilliant, I guess these are the drinks...?

0:22:58 > 0:23:00What would you ask them if you saw them.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Gosh, I don't know. Erm...

0:23:02 > 0:23:06'Well, you'd better think quick because here comes George...'

0:23:06 > 0:23:09- Wish me luck.- Good luck. - You've got them in your sights,

0:23:09 > 0:23:10they are right there, like...

0:23:10 > 0:23:12'Will the girls finally rumble Union J?'

0:23:12 > 0:23:15Yeah, you would ask them so many things but when you meet them...

0:23:15 > 0:23:17DOOR KNOCKS Room service, room service...

0:23:17 > 0:23:18You can come in.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21'Oh, has George given the game away?'

0:23:21 > 0:23:24- IMITATES EAST EUROPEAN ACCENT: Ordered drinks?- Yeah.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Oh! I'm so sorry, oh, no!

0:23:26 > 0:23:27LAUGHTER

0:23:27 > 0:23:28So sorry!

0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Are you OK, sir?- No, not really, mate.- I do my thing.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35- So sorry, so sorry. - Bit wet, mate.- Come here.- No.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37- I'm so sorry, sir.- It's George!

0:23:39 > 0:23:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:23:43 > 0:23:48Yeah!

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Are you all right, Niamh?

0:23:50 > 0:23:53You have been smarked for Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

0:23:53 > 0:23:56- on CBBC.- We're going to be on...?

0:23:56 > 0:23:59You are. You are, indeed!

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Hello, there.

0:24:06 > 0:24:07CHEERING

0:24:09 > 0:24:13I have got to say, lads, you were absolutely fantastic.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16HE LAUGHS

0:24:16 > 0:24:19'With the girls well and truly smarked Niamh and Jessica

0:24:19 > 0:24:21'get to spend some quality time with Union J.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24'And tell them what they really thought about the Wind Up.'

0:24:24 > 0:24:26They were terrible disguises.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28LAUGHTER

0:24:28 > 0:24:30It was amazing to have you in the room there.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33There's no word to describe it.

0:24:33 > 0:24:34You're the best band ever!

0:24:34 > 0:24:36That was great...

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Couldn't be better.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41What do you think of our acting then, girls?

0:24:41 > 0:24:43- Erm, well...- It was OK.

0:24:43 > 0:24:44LAUGHTER

0:24:44 > 0:24:47So, there's only one thing left to do.

0:24:47 > 0:24:48ALL: Back to the studio!

0:24:48 > 0:24:52CHEERING

0:24:54 > 0:24:58Girls, so tell us, how amazing was it to finally meet Union J?

0:24:58 > 0:24:59Amazing!

0:24:59 > 0:25:01LAUGHTER

0:25:01 > 0:25:03- You were nearly crying there, Niamh! - I'm crying again!

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Very emotional time, it was...!

0:25:05 > 0:25:07At what point did you get suspicious?

0:25:07 > 0:25:10- Um, I think it was the first one. - The first one.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13- She kind of whispered to me - "It's them."

0:25:13 > 0:25:15And I was, like, "It's who?" and then

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Josh came in and I was a bit, like...

0:25:18 > 0:25:21"I know who this is, now" and then George came in and we were like,

0:25:21 > 0:25:25- "Yeah."- Well, you were right, they were terrible disguises, to be fair.

0:25:25 > 0:25:26LAUGHTER

0:25:26 > 0:25:29It was the accents as well. I was like, "Really, really, really?!"

0:25:29 > 0:25:31- Jaymi's accent was quite good. - It was. Not bad.

0:25:31 > 0:25:32- Agreed.- And, girls,

0:25:32 > 0:25:35you got to hang out with them, what was that like?

0:25:35 > 0:25:36BOTH: Oh, awesome.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39- Nice guys!- Yes.- Brilliant. - I love the group hug.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42- CHUCKLING - You like that?- Ten group hugs!

0:25:42 > 0:25:43LAUGHTER

0:25:43 > 0:25:46I've got to say, mate, that TV show you were presenting sounded

0:25:46 > 0:25:48- horrendous.- Well, you would!

0:25:48 > 0:25:51- What was it? TV Dreams?! - I can't even remember any more.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53- It was so fake! - LAUGHTER

0:25:53 > 0:25:55It was. It did the job, girls.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Girls it has been an absolute pleasure...

0:25:57 > 0:25:58Ladies and Gentleman please put your hands

0:25:58 > 0:26:01together for Niamh, Jessica and the Union J guys!

0:26:01 > 0:26:04CHEERING

0:26:04 > 0:26:07What a cracking Wind Up and we're only just getting started.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09There's still all of this to come...

0:26:10 > 0:26:15The Finger Of Fun is back to surprise a member of our studio audience.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Elyar Fox performs live in the studio.

0:26:19 > 0:26:23And two more families try to avoid a good sliming in Rotation!

0:26:25 > 0:26:27CHEERING

0:26:27 > 0:26:31The top story tonight... the boys are back,

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Sam and Mark fever is taking the world by storm.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37Sam and Mark are shamrocking Ireland right now.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind Up...

0:26:39 > 0:26:41- US ACCENTS:- Breaking news this morning...

0:26:41 > 0:26:45Kimberly, we have huge news, the very famous Sam and Mark are back!

0:26:45 > 0:26:48The very popular show with even more pranks and hilarity

0:26:48 > 0:26:49taking the world by storm.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51Hey, we even know about them across the pond...

0:26:51 > 0:26:53HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE

0:26:53 > 0:26:55THEY SPEAK OWN LANGUAGE

0:26:55 > 0:26:57HE SPEAKS WELSH

0:26:57 > 0:27:00SCOTTISH ACCENT: The big man and the wee man, Sam and Mark.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03THEY SPEAK IN OWN LANGUAGES

0:27:03 > 0:27:06AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: Sam and Mark are making waves down under.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08THEY SPEAK OWN LANGUAGES

0:27:08 > 0:27:10US ACCENT: Sam and Mark are back.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13- HUW EDWARDS:- Tune in to get the weekend party started.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15CHEERING

0:27:16 > 0:27:19All right Jack? What you doing?

0:27:19 > 0:27:23Hello, just working on my new comedy set...

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Comedy set!

0:27:25 > 0:27:27We can help you with that, we're dead funny us.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Yeah, imagine that...

0:27:29 > 0:27:30Three comedy geniuses in one room!

0:27:30 > 0:27:32That never happens!

0:27:32 > 0:27:33I've got a great gag for you..

0:27:33 > 0:27:36Listen to this...two elephants fall off a cliff....BOOM BOOM!!!

0:27:36 > 0:27:39- That's a good one!- You've not gone with that one, have you?

0:27:39 > 0:27:41- Get it in your set.- Ohh!

0:27:41 > 0:27:43I've got one for you...

0:27:43 > 0:27:45A cat, a dog and a mouse go on a picnic together...

0:27:45 > 0:27:47- Yeah.- Right.

0:27:47 > 0:27:51- Then the mouse says to the dog. - No, the mice said to the cat.- Yeah.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53Something about cheese or something...

0:27:53 > 0:27:55Get it in your set!

0:27:55 > 0:27:58Hey... the thing is with that it's not fully formed.

0:27:58 > 0:28:02- You've missed out the bit that was actually supposed to be funny.- Oh.

0:28:02 > 0:28:03LAUGHTER

0:28:03 > 0:28:07- You've just said some words and it's gone in your head.- Yeah.

0:28:07 > 0:28:09- Got any tips, then?- Er...

0:28:09 > 0:28:11I mean, you could do...

0:28:11 > 0:28:14observational comedy, do you know what that is?

0:28:14 > 0:28:15BOTH: Yeah!!

0:28:15 > 0:28:16UNDER BREATH: No...

0:28:16 > 0:28:19- Do you want me to explain? - Please, yeah.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21Observational comedy is, basically, when you take things

0:28:21 > 0:28:23out of everyday life...

0:28:23 > 0:28:24HE CHUCKLES

0:28:24 > 0:28:27..that annoy people and then you tell that

0:28:27 > 0:28:30to those people and they go, "Oh, yeah, it is like that."

0:28:30 > 0:28:33- I can't do a whole set about Sam. - Eh, watch it, you!

0:28:33 > 0:28:36I know what you're talking about, things like waiting for a bus.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39- Mm.- I've got a great gag for you, get it in your set.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42- So, I was waiting for a bus the other day and it was taking ages...- Yeah.

0:28:42 > 0:28:44No bus was coming then a bus came...

0:28:44 > 0:28:46Eh...?

0:28:46 > 0:28:47LAUGHTER

0:28:47 > 0:28:49And I got on it.

0:28:49 > 0:28:50I went to Rotherham.

0:28:50 > 0:28:53Oh, Rotherham's quite funny but, I mean...

0:28:53 > 0:28:55- Factuals, you see.- Yeah.

0:28:55 > 0:28:57- So, get it in your set!- Do it!

0:28:57 > 0:28:59So, any other...?

0:28:59 > 0:29:01Again, you've sort of missed out the punch line.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03What you should do is, right,

0:29:03 > 0:29:07you should try and stick to physical comedy.

0:29:07 > 0:29:10It's a cheap laugh, but it works for you.

0:29:10 > 0:29:12LAUGHTER

0:29:12 > 0:29:14How...dare...you!

0:29:14 > 0:29:16- Jack Carroll... - Unbelievable!

0:29:16 > 0:29:20I have NEVER been so insulted in my entire life!

0:29:20 > 0:29:22We're professionals - physical comedy?!

0:29:22 > 0:29:26- Yeah...- I don't think you'll see us doing physical comedy, my friend.

0:29:26 > 0:29:27All right?

0:29:28 > 0:29:30- Eh - ooh, have you...? - Oh, what's happened?!

0:29:32 > 0:29:34Come on, we're leaving! All right, mate?

0:29:34 > 0:29:35SMACK!

0:29:36 > 0:29:37Argh!

0:29:37 > 0:29:38Now, that's funny.

0:29:40 > 0:29:44Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...the Finger of Fun!

0:29:44 > 0:29:45Yeah!

0:29:45 > 0:29:49Touch me! Give me some skin! That's right, brother!

0:29:49 > 0:29:50Finger, you are here to find us someone!

0:29:50 > 0:29:54What are you waiting for? Go and find us someone!

0:29:59 > 0:30:01# Who's it gonna be?

0:30:02 > 0:30:04# Who's it gonna be?

0:30:06 > 0:30:08# Who's it gonna be? #

0:30:10 > 0:30:14Oh...ho!

0:30:14 > 0:30:19- The Finger has found its target! What's your name?- Dot Man.

0:30:19 > 0:30:23- AKA Scott?- Yeah.- Interesting!

0:30:23 > 0:30:25Scott, AKA Dot Man, get yourself down here,

0:30:25 > 0:30:28because it's time to play The Prize Surprise!

0:30:36 > 0:30:40Wahey! Nice work - ah!

0:30:40 > 0:30:43- Scott, how you doing? You all right? - Yeah.- Good.

0:30:43 > 0:30:46Have you any idea why we've brought you down here?

0:30:46 > 0:30:47- Not at all.- Not at all? OK.

0:30:47 > 0:30:50Well, Scott, we've been doing our research

0:30:50 > 0:30:52and found out quite a bit about you -

0:30:52 > 0:30:54now, firstly, you have a nickname, don't you?

0:30:54 > 0:30:56- Yeah.- What is it?- Dot Man.

0:30:56 > 0:30:58- Dot Man.- And the reason you're called Dot Man

0:30:58 > 0:31:00is cos when you were born, you were pretty small.

0:31:00 > 0:31:04- Yeah, I was five weeks' premature, so I was very small.- Interesting.

0:31:04 > 0:31:07We've actually got a little picture of you as a baby -

0:31:07 > 0:31:09- let's take a look... - Oh, no!

0:31:09 > 0:31:11AUDIENCE: Aw!

0:31:11 > 0:31:13- Lovely!- Teeny tiny!

0:31:13 > 0:31:15Little Dot Man!

0:31:15 > 0:31:19- So, Dot Man, I believe you're a fan of Horrible Histories?- Yes.

0:31:19 > 0:31:22- Do you like it? Are you a big fan? - I love it.

0:31:22 > 0:31:24- We hear you are very good at The Monarch song?- Yeah.

0:31:24 > 0:31:27- Will you give us some of the Monarch Song right now?- Come on.

0:31:27 > 0:31:28# William, William, Henry, Stephen

0:31:28 > 0:31:29# Henry, Richard, John - oi!

0:31:29 > 0:31:30# Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich Two

0:31:30 > 0:31:32# Then three more Henrys join our song

0:31:32 > 0:31:33# Edward, Edward, Rich the Third

0:31:33 > 0:31:34# Henry, Henry, Ed again

0:31:34 > 0:31:35# Mary One, Good Queen Bess

0:31:35 > 0:31:36# Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then

0:31:36 > 0:31:38# Jim, Will, Mary, Anna Gloria

0:31:38 > 0:31:40# George, George, George, George

0:31:40 > 0:31:41# Will, Queen Victoria

0:31:41 > 0:31:43# Edward, George, Edward, George Six

0:31:43 > 0:31:48# Then Queen Liz Two completes the mix. #

0:31:48 > 0:31:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:31:52 > 0:31:56Well, based on your love of history, we thought we'd look into yours.

0:31:56 > 0:32:01That's right, Scott - it's time to play Dot Man's Horrible History!

0:32:10 > 0:32:13Right, this is how the game is going to work.

0:32:13 > 0:32:17We are going to ask you a series of historical questions.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19But there's a twist, as always!

0:32:19 > 0:32:24These historical questions aren't about the history of the world.

0:32:24 > 0:32:26Oh, no, no, no, no.

0:32:26 > 0:32:30Instead, they're about the history of YOU and YOUR life.

0:32:30 > 0:32:31- Understand?- I think so.

0:32:32 > 0:32:34For each question you answer correctly,

0:32:34 > 0:32:37you'll win a prize from the Wind Up prize stash.

0:32:37 > 0:32:39AUDIENCE OOHS

0:32:40 > 0:32:43- Are you ready for this?- Yeah. - That's the right answer - high-five.

0:32:43 > 0:32:45- Awesome!- OK, here we go.

0:32:45 > 0:32:47First question - best of luck.

0:32:48 > 0:32:51Your sisters used to dress you up

0:32:51 > 0:32:53and put make up on you when you were younger,

0:32:53 > 0:32:54but what did they call you?

0:32:55 > 0:32:57S...Scottina.

0:32:57 > 0:32:59Interesting, interesting...

0:32:59 > 0:33:01Shall we check that answer with your sister,

0:33:01 > 0:33:03who I believe is in the audience?

0:33:03 > 0:33:04Sister, where are you?

0:33:04 > 0:33:07- Hi, sister!- Hi.- Hello! How you doing, you all right?- Yep.

0:33:07 > 0:33:10- Is that right?- That is right, yes. - Yeah!

0:33:13 > 0:33:14You know what?

0:33:14 > 0:33:17- We've even got a picture of you dressed as Scottina.- No!

0:33:17 > 0:33:18Let's take a look...

0:33:18 > 0:33:21Hey! There he is!

0:33:21 > 0:33:24Aw, we've stitched him up, we've stitched him up right good!

0:33:24 > 0:33:26Well done, though, that's one prize.

0:33:30 > 0:33:33OK - time for question number two.

0:33:33 > 0:33:34Take a look at this school report.

0:33:34 > 0:33:38It's actually your school report, Dot Man.

0:33:38 > 0:33:43What we want you to do is tell us the missing word at the end - Mark?

0:33:43 > 0:33:45MARK READS OUT REPORT

0:33:53 > 0:33:54Become more...what?

0:33:54 > 0:33:56We've got some options for you.

0:33:56 > 0:33:59Is it A - become more like a lion?

0:34:01 > 0:34:05Is it B - become More-gan Freeman?

0:34:07 > 0:34:10Or is it C - become more patient?

0:34:10 > 0:34:12- C.- Straight in there!

0:34:12 > 0:34:14Not More-gan Freeman?

0:34:16 > 0:34:19- C.- Dot Man, before going any further,

0:34:19 > 0:34:20sure your teacher didn't say

0:34:20 > 0:34:23you were becoming more like More-gan Freeman?

0:34:23 > 0:34:24SCOTT LAUGHS

0:34:24 > 0:34:26I doubt it, cos I don't know who he is.

0:34:26 > 0:34:28LAUGHTER

0:34:28 > 0:34:30Didn't think you would - that was one for the mums and dads.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32You're saying C?

0:34:32 > 0:34:34- Yeah, C.- OK...

0:34:34 > 0:34:36- We can tell you... - Oooh...

0:34:36 > 0:34:37..that that's the right answer!

0:34:39 > 0:34:41Wow! OK - more patient.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43Doing well, mate, doing well.

0:34:43 > 0:34:45That's two prizes - OK. Question number three.

0:34:45 > 0:34:47When you were younger,

0:34:47 > 0:34:50you had a habit of covering yourself in what?

0:34:50 > 0:34:52Oh...

0:34:53 > 0:34:55- Oh, dear.- Think back, think back.

0:34:55 > 0:34:58- Maybe there's photo evidence of it? - Maybe...ha-ha!

0:34:58 > 0:35:00I think it was...cream?

0:35:00 > 0:35:03- Cream?- Cream?- You're saying cream.

0:35:03 > 0:35:05I think we'll take that as answer.

0:35:05 > 0:35:07It's absolutely...right!

0:35:07 > 0:35:09Yes! Well done, well done!

0:35:11 > 0:35:13Know how I said there may be some photo evidence of it?

0:35:13 > 0:35:15There is - let's take a look.

0:35:15 > 0:35:17Oh - hey!

0:35:20 > 0:35:22Looks like you're got paint all over you!

0:35:22 > 0:35:23All right, well, that does mean

0:35:23 > 0:35:28that you have won three prizes from the Wind Up prize stash.

0:35:28 > 0:35:29Well done!

0:35:29 > 0:35:32Three out of three, mate, three out of three.

0:35:32 > 0:35:36However, Dot Man, you can now risk those prizes

0:35:36 > 0:35:40for tonight's star prize - and tonight's star prize

0:35:40 > 0:35:43is tickets to see Horrible Histories stage show!

0:35:43 > 0:35:45AUDIENCE OOHS

0:35:45 > 0:35:49He likes that. He likes that a lot, Mark, I think.

0:35:49 > 0:35:51Oh! I really want you to win.

0:35:51 > 0:35:56OK...OK. All you have to do is answer one more question.

0:35:56 > 0:35:57If you get that question correct,

0:35:57 > 0:36:02you get to keep all the prizes and you get the tickets as well.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04OK - it's up to you. You have a choice.

0:36:04 > 0:36:08You have to tell us whether you want to stick or risk it.

0:36:08 > 0:36:10Audience, what do you think? Stick or risk it?

0:36:10 > 0:36:12AUDIENCE: Risk it!

0:36:13 > 0:36:16- Go with the audience. - You're going with the audience?

0:36:16 > 0:36:18- And you are going to...? - Risk it.

0:36:18 > 0:36:20He's going to risk it!

0:36:22 > 0:36:24I'm nervous. I'm nervous for him. I'm nervous for him.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27OK - Dot Man, for your risk it question,

0:36:27 > 0:36:29"Show Me The Mummy!"

0:36:29 > 0:36:31ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:36:37 > 0:36:38Ooh...

0:36:38 > 0:36:41AUDIENCE OOHS

0:36:41 > 0:36:43It's a bit weird, this.

0:36:43 > 0:36:45Chimpy, watch that step.

0:36:45 > 0:36:47- I don't think they can see where they're going.- There we go.

0:36:47 > 0:36:50Come on over, Mummy. Thank you, Chimpy.

0:36:50 > 0:36:54- OK, perfect.- Thank you very much. Cheers, Chimpy.

0:36:54 > 0:37:00OK - now, all you have to do..is tell us who that person is

0:37:00 > 0:37:04by listening to this clip - listen very carefully.

0:37:04 > 0:37:06Hi, Dot Man - remember the time you were playing with the Lego

0:37:06 > 0:37:08and you got in the box and got stuck?

0:37:09 > 0:37:12- Ooh... - Any idea who that is, Dot Man?

0:37:12 > 0:37:13My teacher, Mrs Farrow.

0:37:13 > 0:37:15- Your teacher, Mrs Farrow.- Yeah.

0:37:15 > 0:37:19We've got to take that as your first answer - I'm sorry.

0:37:19 > 0:37:21- OK - well, it was his only answer. - Yeah.

0:37:21 > 0:37:23SAM LAUGHS

0:37:23 > 0:37:26So, you're saying that that mummy there

0:37:26 > 0:37:28- is your teacher Mrs Farrow.- Yeah.

0:37:28 > 0:37:31Not "Pharaoh", which could be mistaken...?

0:37:31 > 0:37:33- Excellent banter.- Yeah!

0:37:33 > 0:37:36Mrs Farrow - OK, well, let's find out.

0:37:36 > 0:37:40Is this Mrs Farrow?

0:37:40 > 0:37:41It is!

0:37:45 > 0:37:49- Hi, Mrs Farrow!- Hello! - Hiya! You look great!

0:37:49 > 0:37:50- Thank you.- Well done!

0:37:50 > 0:37:53That means you win all those prizes you won earlier

0:37:53 > 0:37:55and you win tonight's star prize -

0:37:55 > 0:37:57tickets to the Horrible Histories stage show!

0:37:57 > 0:37:59- Yes!- Yes!

0:37:59 > 0:38:01I was going to ask if you were happy with that,

0:38:01 > 0:38:04but that jump told me everything I needed to know.

0:38:04 > 0:38:06Ladies and gentleman, let's hear it for teacher Mrs Farrow,

0:38:06 > 0:38:08Dot Man and his Horrible History!

0:38:11 > 0:38:14OK, it's nearly time for us to come face to face

0:38:14 > 0:38:16with a surprise of our very own,

0:38:16 > 0:38:19but first, check out a Wind Up we did to our studio audience

0:38:19 > 0:38:20before the show started.

0:38:20 > 0:38:23When we say no-one is safe, we mean...no-one!

0:38:23 > 0:38:26Watch out for Chimpy and his spider, audience!

0:38:26 > 0:38:28BOING!

0:38:28 > 0:38:31SCREAMING

0:38:31 > 0:38:32BOING!

0:38:35 > 0:38:36BOING!

0:38:37 > 0:38:38BOING!

0:38:38 > 0:38:39Argh!

0:38:41 > 0:38:42GIRL SCREAMS

0:38:43 > 0:38:44BOING!

0:38:47 > 0:38:51It's now time for us to be wound up.

0:38:51 > 0:38:52That's right - it's time to find out

0:38:52 > 0:38:55what's waiting for us inside...The Truck Of Luck!

0:39:05 > 0:39:09OK - there is someone or something inside this truck,

0:39:09 > 0:39:11but Mark and I have no idea what.

0:39:11 > 0:39:13No idea...whatsoever.

0:39:13 > 0:39:15Here goes...

0:39:15 > 0:39:17BOTH: Mystery guest, reveal yourself!

0:39:20 > 0:39:21Hello!

0:39:23 > 0:39:25I'm Itara and I'm a limbo dancer.

0:39:25 > 0:39:27LAUGHING: Limbo!

0:39:27 > 0:39:28Oh, no!

0:39:28 > 0:39:32# Ole, ole, ole, ole

0:39:32 > 0:39:35# Ole, ole, ole, ole

0:39:35 > 0:39:37# Feelin' hot, hot, hot

0:39:39 > 0:39:41# Feelin' hot, hot, hot

0:39:43 > 0:39:45# Feelin' hot, hot, hot

0:39:47 > 0:39:49# Feelin' hot, hot, hot... #

0:39:49 > 0:39:53- No, no way!- No way!- No way!

0:39:53 > 0:39:55No way! You're joking?

0:40:03 > 0:40:05No...no...

0:40:07 > 0:40:08Wha...?!

0:40:12 > 0:40:13Oh, my...!

0:40:13 > 0:40:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:40:17 > 0:40:20- That's amazing.- Incredible. - Thank you very much.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22OK - what is our actual challenge, then?

0:40:22 > 0:40:24Your challenge is to see how low you can go.

0:40:24 > 0:40:27The person who goes lowest is the winner.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29You have to take your shoes and socks off

0:40:29 > 0:40:30and you get to go first.

0:40:30 > 0:40:31Oh, really? OK. We can do that.

0:40:31 > 0:40:33Whilst we take our shoes off, though,

0:40:33 > 0:40:37- let's get to a bit of voting, shall we?- Yes.

0:40:37 > 0:40:39OK - studio audience, it's now time for you to vote

0:40:39 > 0:40:41for who you think will be the best at this challenge.

0:40:41 > 0:40:44Remember, if you get it right, there's a prize in it for you!

0:40:44 > 0:40:47You've each got two cards - blue for me and pink for Mark.

0:40:47 > 0:40:49Choose wisely, make your decision and...

0:40:49 > 0:40:50BOTH: Raise your cards!

0:40:50 > 0:40:53# Ole, ole, ole, ole

0:40:53 > 0:40:55# Feelin' hot, hot, hot... #

0:40:55 > 0:40:57- It's about 50/50, mate. - It is about 50/50.

0:40:57 > 0:40:59Oh! Argh...! Ah!

0:40:59 > 0:41:04- OK, so...I'm going first, then? - Yeah, but here's the rules.- OK.

0:41:04 > 0:41:06- If you touch the bar, you're out.- Ooh...

0:41:06 > 0:41:09- If you knock the bar off, you're out.- OK.

0:41:09 > 0:41:10Get close to the bar, open your feet,

0:41:10 > 0:41:13bend your knees, lean backwards, and...shuffle on down.

0:41:13 > 0:41:16- Good! You're doing it so good. - Chimpy, can you hold this?

0:41:16 > 0:41:19Ooh, look at these, as well! Ooh! Very la-di-da!

0:41:19 > 0:41:21I do feel like I'm on holiday now.

0:41:21 > 0:41:23You limbo on holiday, do you, Mark?

0:41:23 > 0:41:25I...do all sorts, mate.

0:41:25 > 0:41:28Right, let's get 'em on, get 'em on.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30For your hands...there you go, there's on for you.

0:41:30 > 0:41:31- Aw, thanks.- And another one.

0:41:31 > 0:41:34- OK, are we ready?- Yeah!- We good?

0:41:34 > 0:41:36It looks pretty low already, when you get here.

0:41:36 > 0:41:37Let's get some music - here we go!

0:41:37 > 0:41:39# Do the limbo dance... #

0:41:40 > 0:41:42Oh, I like it...yeah! OK, here we go.

0:41:46 > 0:41:48- Go on...!- Keep going, keep going...!

0:41:48 > 0:41:50Oh!

0:41:50 > 0:41:52# Let's go to Jamaica

0:41:52 > 0:41:55# Flying to Montego Bay

0:41:55 > 0:41:56# Let's go to Jamaica... #

0:41:56 > 0:41:57Yeah!

0:41:57 > 0:41:59# Maybe find a hideaway

0:41:59 > 0:42:01# Let's go to Jamaica

0:42:01 > 0:42:04# We can limbo on the sand

0:42:04 > 0:42:06# To a steel drum band... #

0:42:06 > 0:42:09That already seems really low.

0:42:09 > 0:42:11# Everybody gets a chance

0:42:11 > 0:42:13# Come on and move your body down

0:42:13 > 0:42:14# Do the limbo dance... #

0:42:14 > 0:42:17- Keep going! - Oh, that's good!

0:42:18 > 0:42:21Oh, no! Oh, no!

0:42:21 > 0:42:22# It's party time

0:42:22 > 0:42:24# Do the limbo dance... #

0:42:24 > 0:42:28You can do it, you can do it - keep going, keep going...!

0:42:31 > 0:42:32Oh, Mark's good!

0:42:34 > 0:42:35You're joking, aren't you?

0:42:35 > 0:42:38MARK LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

0:42:39 > 0:42:41Take a run - come on, Sam!

0:42:45 > 0:42:47# Limbo good, limbo fine

0:42:47 > 0:42:49# Everybody gets a chance

0:42:49 > 0:42:52# Come on and move your body down

0:42:52 > 0:42:53# Do the limbo dance... #

0:42:53 > 0:42:55- He's going to do it!- Keep going...

0:42:55 > 0:42:56Yes!

0:42:58 > 0:43:01Oh, no, I've got no chance!

0:43:01 > 0:43:03This is on the floor!

0:43:06 > 0:43:08# Everybody sing, now!

0:43:10 > 0:43:12# Limbo, limbo dance. #

0:43:12 > 0:43:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:43:21 > 0:43:23Itara, so...

0:43:23 > 0:43:25MARK LAUGHS UNCONTROLLABLY

0:43:25 > 0:43:30So, you have to decide the winner. All over to you.

0:43:30 > 0:43:32I think...you're the winner!

0:43:32 > 0:43:34Yeah!

0:43:38 > 0:43:39OK - that means it's a win for me,

0:43:39 > 0:43:43and it's a win for everybody who voted for me - well done!

0:43:44 > 0:43:47You lucky people will all receive a Sam and Mark wristband -

0:43:47 > 0:43:50well done, guys, nice work!

0:43:50 > 0:43:53Give it up for Itara, everybody! Thank you very much.

0:43:53 > 0:43:57Possibly my favourite piece of telly that's ever been done!

0:43:57 > 0:43:59Here's what else you can look forward to

0:43:59 > 0:44:04from this series of Big Friday Wind Up - yeah!

0:44:04 > 0:44:05BOTH: Welcome to the weekend!

0:44:08 > 0:44:10ROARING AND SCREAMING

0:44:11 > 0:44:12CBBC!

0:44:12 > 0:44:13Hello!

0:44:15 > 0:44:16SHE SCREAMS

0:44:17 > 0:44:18No!

0:44:20 > 0:44:21Yeah!

0:44:21 > 0:44:23THEY SCREAM

0:44:35 > 0:44:37Let's welcome back the Finger of Fun!

0:44:37 > 0:44:41Touch! Finger, are you ready for some more pointing action?

0:44:41 > 0:44:43- Yeah, course you are! - You did such a good job last time.

0:44:43 > 0:44:45Right now, you are here to choose us two families.

0:44:45 > 0:44:48Yeah, one lucky family could be going home tonight

0:44:48 > 0:44:50with tonight's star prize - a games console!

0:44:50 > 0:44:51What are you waiting for?

0:44:51 > 0:44:54Finger of Fun, find us our first family!

0:44:59 > 0:45:01BOTH: # Who's it gonna be? #

0:45:01 > 0:45:03CHEERING

0:45:03 > 0:45:05BOTH: # Who's it gonna be?

0:45:05 > 0:45:06# Maybe you, yeah! #

0:45:08 > 0:45:10# Who's it gonna be, yeah? #

0:45:10 > 0:45:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

0:45:12 > 0:45:14Yay!

0:45:16 > 0:45:18OK, our first family has been chosen -

0:45:18 > 0:45:20the Dring family, from Leicestershire!

0:45:20 > 0:45:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:45:23 > 0:45:27- But who will they compete against? - Finger, find us our second family!

0:45:27 > 0:45:28Go!

0:45:28 > 0:45:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:45:29 > 0:45:34BOTH: # Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be?

0:45:34 > 0:45:35We don't know yet.

0:45:37 > 0:45:39BOTH: # Who's it gonna be?

0:45:39 > 0:45:44Oh, oh, oh, oh oh-h-h-h!

0:45:44 > 0:45:46It's the Chalampovich family, from Lancashire!

0:45:46 > 0:45:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:45:48 > 0:45:52Right, you lucky, lucky people. Get yourselves down here, as we play...

0:45:52 > 0:45:54BOTH: Rotation!

0:45:54 > 0:45:55Come on down!

0:46:01 > 0:46:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:46:05 > 0:46:09Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Rotation.

0:46:09 > 0:46:13- We've got a giant turntable... - ..A series of general knowledge questions...

0:46:13 > 0:46:15..And a tank, ready to be filled with slime.

0:46:15 > 0:46:18That means there's only one thing left to do - meet our two families.

0:46:19 > 0:46:23It's the Dring family! Yes!

0:46:23 > 0:46:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:46:25 > 0:46:28Team captain, Beth, introduce the gang.

0:46:28 > 0:46:33This is my sister Naomi, my mum, Jo, and my dad, Ed.

0:46:33 > 0:46:35Tell us an interesting fact about yourselves.

0:46:35 > 0:46:39When we were staying with my grandma, in Swansea, we went to this

0:46:39 > 0:46:42swimming pool and my dad went on one of these flumes.

0:46:42 > 0:46:47- And he fell out of his rubber ring and closed the whole slide...- Dude!

0:46:47 > 0:46:51That's embarrassing. Did you hurt yourself?

0:46:51 > 0:46:53- Yeah, a little bit. - Oh, no, that's not good.

0:46:53 > 0:46:57- Bet his pride was hurt more than that.- Yeah, true.

0:46:57 > 0:46:59Good to have you here. Time to meet your opponents.

0:47:01 > 0:47:04It's the Chalampovich family!

0:47:04 > 0:47:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:47:06 > 0:47:08Team captain, Edward. All right, mate?

0:47:08 > 0:47:10- Yep.- Introduce the gang for us.

0:47:10 > 0:47:14I'm Edward, this is my cousin Janek. This is my older cousin, Jack,

0:47:14 > 0:47:17- and that's my dad, Alex.- Excellent.

0:47:17 > 0:47:20Tell us an interesting fact about yourselves?

0:47:20 > 0:47:25Well, on Christmas Eve we celebrate Christmas, cos our name's Polish.

0:47:25 > 0:47:29- Yeah.- We have to eat beetroot soup. - Oh, what's that like?

0:47:29 > 0:47:31It's not very nice.

0:47:31 > 0:47:32LAUGHTER

0:47:32 > 0:47:33I love that you HAVE to eat it!

0:47:33 > 0:47:36Like eating sprouts with your Christmas dinner.

0:47:36 > 0:47:39- That's true. - OK, this is how the game works.

0:47:39 > 0:47:43- Up here is something that we like to call...- ..The Tank...- ..of Terror!

0:47:43 > 0:47:48SCARY MUSIC

0:47:48 > 0:47:52Yes, all through the game, this tank will be slowly filling up

0:47:52 > 0:47:55- with slime.- Meanwhile, our teams will be directly below it,

0:47:55 > 0:47:57answering a series of questions.

0:47:57 > 0:48:00If they get one right, they spin round, away from the tank.

0:48:00 > 0:48:02and into the safe zone.

0:48:02 > 0:48:06But if they continue to get them wrong, they stay right here in

0:48:06 > 0:48:07- The Danger- Zone!

0:48:11 > 0:48:13The aim of the game is to stay out of this zone.

0:48:13 > 0:48:15When the tank fills up to the black line...

0:48:15 > 0:48:18..The team beneath will get covered in slime! That's right,

0:48:18 > 0:48:21one team is going to covered, I'm sorry, but that's what happens.

0:48:21 > 0:48:25OK, Dring family, you are going first. Best of luck.

0:48:25 > 0:48:26Start the slime.

0:48:26 > 0:48:30What are the names of the doctors in CBBC's Operation Ouch?

0:48:30 > 0:48:32Oh, what are they called?

0:48:32 > 0:48:35- You can pass, if you don't know.- Pass.

0:48:35 > 0:48:38How many U's are there in the word Portuguese?

0:48:40 > 0:48:42- Two.- Correct. Rotate.

0:48:44 > 0:48:49- Amir Khan is famous for competing in what sport?- Boxing.- Correct.

0:48:49 > 0:48:53- Rotate.- The Luminites took part in which TV talent show?

0:48:53 > 0:48:56- Britain's Got Talent. - Correct. Rotate.

0:48:58 > 0:49:01The Eiffel Tower is in which European city?

0:49:01 > 0:49:03- Paris.- Correct. Rotate.

0:49:03 > 0:49:06What is a bicycle for two people known as?

0:49:06 > 0:49:09- Tandem.- Correct. Rotate.

0:49:10 > 0:49:13Who was the fourth wife of Henry VIII?

0:49:13 > 0:49:20- Erm...- Pass.- Take a guess? - Don't you know? I don't know.- Pass.

0:49:20 > 0:49:23- OK, it was Anne of Cleves.- Air Force One is an aeroplane used by

0:49:23 > 0:49:25the holder of what position?

0:49:27 > 0:49:31- You can pass.- Pass.- It's coming! It's the President of the USA.

0:49:31 > 0:49:34What CBBC show pairs Rattus Rattus and Dave Lamb as presenters?

0:49:34 > 0:49:37- Horrible Histories.- Give you that. It's Horrible Histories: Gory Games.

0:49:37 > 0:49:41OK, what is faster - the speed of sound or the speed of light?

0:49:41 > 0:49:43- Speed of light.- Correct. Rotate.

0:49:44 > 0:49:48What address does the British Prime Minister live at?

0:49:48 > 0:49:50- 10 Downing Street.- Correct. Rotate.

0:49:50 > 0:49:54- The Olympic Games originated from which country?- Greece.

0:49:54 > 0:49:56Correct. Rotate.

0:49:56 > 0:49:58AUDIENCE: Oh-h-h-h!

0:49:58 > 0:50:02- Cocker, Springer and King Charles are all varieties of what?- Dogs.

0:50:02 > 0:50:06- Pass. Dogs, no?- What is the name of Hobbit featured in the book and film

0:50:06 > 0:50:08- of the same name?- Dunno.

0:50:14 > 0:50:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:50:17 > 0:50:22- It wasn't dogs. It was spaniel. It was the type of dog.- Sorry.

0:50:22 > 0:50:24We were looking for Bilbo Baggins.

0:50:24 > 0:50:27Unfortunately, you got a bit slimed there.

0:50:27 > 0:50:30- Shall we take a look at a slow-mo of that? I think we should.- Yeah.

0:50:37 > 0:50:38How are you feeling, guys?

0:50:38 > 0:50:39Wet.

0:50:39 > 0:50:40LAUGHTER

0:50:40 > 0:50:43The Dring family go through to the final round.

0:50:43 > 0:50:47I'll just tell them the good news. The Dring family, well done!

0:50:47 > 0:50:49Go and get yourselves ready! Off you go! Go on!

0:50:49 > 0:50:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:50:52 > 0:50:55The Chalampovich family, you're not going home empty-handed.

0:50:55 > 0:50:58- We're giving you Sam and Mark goody bags. Have you had a good day?- Yeah!

0:50:58 > 0:51:01We'll give you a towel, as well! Give it up for the Chalampovichs!

0:51:01 > 0:51:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:51:04 > 0:51:10All right! It is now time for the Drings to try and win

0:51:10 > 0:51:13some amazing prizes, as we play Stuck On You.

0:51:13 > 0:51:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:51:19 > 0:51:23Playing this game we have Naomi and Ed. How are you feeling, guys?

0:51:23 > 0:51:24- Feeling good.- Good.

0:51:24 > 0:51:26Brilliant. Here are the rules.

0:51:26 > 0:51:29The Wind-Up studio audience is armed with hundreds of balls.

0:51:29 > 0:51:31Hold up your balls, everyone!

0:51:31 > 0:51:33ALL: Whoooo!

0:51:33 > 0:51:37You guys have to run around and catch as many of those balls as you can

0:51:37 > 0:51:38using your sticky suits.

0:51:38 > 0:51:41At the end of the game, we'll count up the balls

0:51:41 > 0:51:44- and see what prizes you qualify for. - More than 20 balls, represented by

0:51:44 > 0:51:47this yellow line gets you all these lovely board games.

0:51:47 > 0:51:48ALL: Ooh!

0:51:48 > 0:51:52More than 40 balls, represented by this blue line,

0:51:52 > 0:51:54gets you the games, plus cinema tickets for the family.

0:51:54 > 0:51:56ALL: Ooh!

0:51:56 > 0:52:00And more than 60 balls, represented by the red line,

0:52:00 > 0:52:03gets you the board games, the cinema tickets and tonight's star prize,

0:52:03 > 0:52:04a games console!

0:52:04 > 0:52:05ALL: Ooh!

0:52:05 > 0:52:08Yes, please, but hang on a minute!

0:52:08 > 0:52:11There's one more thing. There's one golden ball.

0:52:11 > 0:52:14If Naomi and Ed get this, they will win a very special prize,

0:52:14 > 0:52:17this beautifully-crafted Friday Wind-Up mug!

0:52:17 > 0:52:19ALL: Ooh!

0:52:19 > 0:52:21I'm going to plant it in the audience. Who wants it?

0:52:22 > 0:52:24Over there.

0:52:24 > 0:52:29- OK, Naomi and Ed, are you ready? - Ready.- Excellent stuff.

0:52:29 > 0:52:33- Jo and Beth, do you reckon they can do it?- Definitely.

0:52:33 > 0:52:35Guys, take your positions.

0:52:35 > 0:52:36Good luck.

0:52:39 > 0:52:43Audience, you know what to do. In three...two...one...

0:52:43 > 0:52:44Let 'em have it!

0:52:59 > 0:53:00KLAXON

0:53:00 > 0:53:02Come on back!

0:53:02 > 0:53:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:53:05 > 0:53:09- Come on over.- Come on over. Come on.

0:53:10 > 0:53:15- Come this side.- Here we go. - Come over here, Ed.

0:53:15 > 0:53:19- You've done SO well.- Very well, indeed. We could be here some time.

0:53:19 > 0:53:20Right. Come on.

0:53:25 > 0:53:26Oops, sorry, buddy.

0:53:28 > 0:53:29That's the board games!

0:53:29 > 0:53:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:53:34 > 0:53:35Quick, Sam!

0:53:38 > 0:53:40That's the cinema tickets!

0:53:40 > 0:53:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:53:42 > 0:53:44Can we make it a full house?

0:53:44 > 0:53:47Let's have a look. Nearly.

0:53:47 > 0:53:48Oh, we're going to get it!

0:53:51 > 0:53:52Oh, oh, oh!

0:53:52 > 0:53:54BOTH: Yes!

0:53:54 > 0:53:56And there's still loads!

0:53:59 > 0:54:02Congratulations, guys. You've managed to get more than 60 balls,

0:54:02 > 0:54:05which means you've got all of the prizes!

0:54:05 > 0:54:07They're still putting them in!

0:54:07 > 0:54:09And you won't believe it,

0:54:09 > 0:54:12you've only gone and caught the golden ball, too,

0:54:12 > 0:54:16which means, you've won the Sam and Mark mug! Get in there!

0:54:16 > 0:54:20- Guys, have you had a good day?- Yes, thank you.- You've been great sports.

0:54:20 > 0:54:22Ladies and gentlemen, the Dring family!

0:54:22 > 0:54:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:54:27 > 0:54:30- Oh, yes!- It is almost time for us to wind up the show,

0:54:30 > 0:54:32but not before we've said a massive thank you to everybody

0:54:32 > 0:54:34we've surprised tonight.

0:54:34 > 0:54:36And, of course, Itara from Truck of Luck.

0:54:36 > 0:54:38Thanks for that. Back's still hurting.

0:54:38 > 0:54:44- Union J.- Yeah, they were good. - And the brilliant Jack Carroll.

0:54:44 > 0:54:45Thank you very, very much.

0:54:45 > 0:54:50We shall see you next time. But right now, please give it up for Elyar Fox!

0:54:50 > 0:54:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:54:53 > 0:54:56MUSIC: "Do It All Again" by Elyar Fox

0:55:07 > 0:55:11# This one's for the girls that like to lose their minds

0:55:11 > 0:55:14# They hit rewind and then they lose their minds

0:55:14 > 0:55:15# Hey!

0:55:15 > 0:55:19# Hey, this one's for the girl that keeps me up all night

0:55:19 > 0:55:23# She works me overtime My heart's working overtime

0:55:23 > 0:55:27# So, hey, girl, hey, girl Why you hesitate, girl?

0:55:27 > 0:55:31# Cos I gotta see pretty and it's right by me tonight, tonight

0:55:31 > 0:55:36# Oh, wait, girl, wait, girl Why you complicate, girl?

0:55:36 > 0:55:39# I got money in my pocket and I kinda wanna blow it tonight, tonight

0:55:39 > 0:55:43# So, if I lose my head tonight

0:55:43 > 0:55:47# Don't forget to tell the morning light

0:55:47 > 0:55:51# To wake, wake me up, up, up in time

0:55:51 > 0:55:55# And do it all over again Do it all over again

0:55:55 > 0:55:58# Do it all over again

0:56:00 > 0:56:03# We do it all over again

0:56:04 > 0:56:06# Do it all over again

0:56:08 > 0:56:10# We do it all over again

0:56:12 > 0:56:13# Yeah, yeah

0:56:13 > 0:56:17# Let's go to a place we've never been before

0:56:17 > 0:56:22# I wanna see it all So, let's see it all, oh-oh

0:56:22 > 0:56:25# Can't stop, won't stop till we see the whole world

0:56:25 > 0:56:30# It's just outside the door So, what you waiting for?

0:56:30 > 0:56:34# So, hey, girl, hey, girl Why you hesitate, girl?

0:56:34 > 0:56:38# Cos I gotta see pretty and it's right by me tonight, tonight

0:56:38 > 0:56:42# Whoa, wait, girl, wait, girl Why you complicate, girl?

0:56:42 > 0:56:46# I got money in my pocket and I kinda wanna blow it tonight, tonight

0:56:46 > 0:56:50# So, if I lose my head tonight

0:56:50 > 0:56:54# Don't forget to tell the morning light

0:56:54 > 0:56:58# To wake, wake me up, up, up in time

0:56:58 > 0:57:02# And do it all over again Do it all over again

0:57:02 > 0:57:05# Do it all over again

0:57:06 > 0:57:09# We do it all over again

0:57:10 > 0:57:12# We do it all over again

0:57:15 > 0:57:17# Do it all over again

0:57:19 > 0:57:22# Aw! Let's go, let's do it again

0:57:22 > 0:57:25# We got time to sleep every other weekend

0:57:25 > 0:57:27# Let go, put your hands up higher

0:57:27 > 0:57:28# And higher and higher

0:57:28 > 0:57:31# But hold on if you're feeling the love

0:57:31 > 0:57:33# Baby, take another second just to dial it up

0:57:33 > 0:57:37# Hit play, rewind, turn back in time Restart the night till the sunrise

0:57:37 > 0:57:40# So, if I lose my head tonight

0:57:40 > 0:57:44# Don't forget to tell the morning light

0:57:44 > 0:57:48# To wake, wake me up, up, up in time

0:57:48 > 0:57:53# And do it all over again Do it all over again

0:57:53 > 0:57:55# Do it all over again

0:57:56 > 0:57:58# We do it all over again

0:58:01 > 0:58:03# Do it all over again

0:58:05 > 0:58:09# We do it all over again

0:58:09 > 0:58:13# We do it all over again. #

0:58:13 > 0:58:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE