Episode 8

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04We're rehearsing the opening of the show.

0:00:04 > 0:00:06I apologise. In three, two, one...

0:00:06 > 0:00:08BOTH: Welcome to the weekend!

0:00:08 > 0:00:10- I'm Sam.- And I'm Mark. - And this is Big Friday Wind-Up.

0:00:10 > 0:00:13- Hang on a minute - that's not right. - Is it not?

0:00:13 > 0:00:15- We've got it the wrong way round. I'm Sam, you're Mark.- Of course.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18- Sorry.- Silly, silly! Let's do it again.

0:00:18 > 0:00:19In three, two, one...

0:00:19 > 0:00:21BOTH: Welcome to the weekend!

0:00:21 > 0:00:22- I'm Sam.- He's Mark.

0:00:22 > 0:00:23And this is...

0:00:23 > 0:00:26- Hang on a minute.- What? - You did it again.- What?

0:00:26 > 0:00:28- You said, "HE'S Mark." YOU'RE Mark.- I'm Mark.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30You're Mark - that's silly.

0:00:30 > 0:00:31- Let's do it again.- OK, let's.

0:00:31 > 0:00:34BOTH: Three, two, one - welcome to the weekend!

0:00:34 > 0:00:37- I'm Sam.- And I'm Big Friday Wind-Up.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39- Did I get it right? - Close enough. Run the tiles.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45# Wind me up, put me down

0:00:45 > 0:00:47# Start me up and watch me...

0:00:47 > 0:00:50# It's easy once you know how it's done

0:00:50 > 0:00:54# You can't stop now It's already begun... #

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Ladies and gentlemen,

0:00:59 > 0:01:04it's Big Friday Wind-Up!

0:01:04 > 0:01:07My name is Benedict and I'm here to introduce your hosts.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10They're talented, they're amazing

0:01:10 > 0:01:12and they wrote every word of this script.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15It's Sam and Mark!

0:01:15 > 0:01:19MUSIC: "Best Song Ever" by One Direction

0:01:19 > 0:01:23APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:01:35 > 0:01:39Come on, come on, come on! Yeah, get over here! Whoo!

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Welcome to the weekend!

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- I'm Sam.- So I think that means I must be Mark.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51- You got it, baby.- All right!

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Yes, welcome to Big Friday Wind-Up.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56We have got surprises galore in store for you tonight.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Oh, yes. Someone here will see their dad get a part

0:01:59 > 0:02:01in one of TV's biggest dramas.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03AUDIENCE OOHS

0:02:03 > 0:02:06- I know.- And we'll also find out what happened when Mark and I

0:02:06 > 0:02:08went undercover with our hidden cameras

0:02:08 > 0:02:11to fool two unsuspecting fans.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Whoo! Yeah!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Like a fish. I'm like a salmon, coming out the water!

0:02:17 > 0:02:18That's amazing!

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21And just in case that's not enough,

0:02:21 > 0:02:23we'll be chatting to Richard and Adam

0:02:23 > 0:02:25and we've got music from Matt Cardle!

0:02:28 > 0:02:31But right now, it's time to get to know our studio audience.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Hello. Hello, there.- How's it going? Thank you very much.- Bye.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42Whoa, look at you. Who shall I go to?

0:02:42 > 0:02:46Who shall I go to?

0:02:46 > 0:02:47Uh, shall I go to...

0:02:48 > 0:02:49..you?

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- All right, Isabelle? How you doing?- Fine, thank you.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Don't be scared, don't be scared.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Now, I hear you've got an embarrassing story

0:02:56 > 0:03:00about the gentleman to your left. Who is that?

0:03:00 > 0:03:03- My dad.- Why is your dad Rob so embarrassing?

0:03:03 > 0:03:07- He runs round the house pretending to be on a horse.- Of course he does.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Um...

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Rob, I think you know what I'm going to ask you to do now, don't you?

0:03:12 > 0:03:14I think so.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Could you please recreate that impression of the horse?

0:03:16 > 0:03:19I'll do it with you, if you want. Come on, come on.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21This is not embarrassing for you, is it, Isabelle?

0:03:21 > 0:03:23- It is.- OK. Sorry.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24All right. OK? Carry on.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26HE SNORTS LIKE A HORSE

0:03:26 > 0:03:29WESTERNSTYLE MUSIC PLAYS

0:03:29 > 0:03:31That's brilliant. That's brilliant.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34You sit down, Rob. Sit down, Rob.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38Uh...I think...I think we've done our job here.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Isabelle, sorry about that.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Sam, can you do any better than that?

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Try my best, mate, I'll try my best, indeed.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50I am actually going to come and speak to...

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- ..you, Lily.- Oh...

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Hiya, Lily! How you doing?

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Now, what's this story I hear about your mum and a unicycle?

0:04:01 > 0:04:04She wants to go to the supermarket on a unicycle.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07She wants to go to the supermarket on a unicycle.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10- This is your mum, isn't it? Hi, Charlotte.- Evening.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12- How you doing? All right?- OK, thanks.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14- You've actually got a unicycle.- Yes.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16And it's my ambition to go to the supermarket,

0:04:16 > 0:04:18but I keep on falling off it.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20That really is embarrassing. Sorry to hear that.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Mark, have you got any more?

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Sam, I can safely say...

0:04:27 > 0:04:29..that I haven't.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30- AUDIENCE: Aw! - Sorry, sorry.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32But I know a man who has.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Ladies and gentlemen, it's only me old mate Olly Murs.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Hi, Sam. Hi, Mark.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39I need you guys' help.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43I'm looking for a blonde girl who's from the Midlands

0:04:43 > 0:04:46and her name is Lois.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Oh, OK.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Who could that be, then? Does anybody know a Lois?

0:04:51 > 0:04:55Lois? Oh! Hello, Lois!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57How you doing? You all right?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00HE LAUGHS

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Lois, you are a massive Olly Murs fan, is that right?

0:05:03 > 0:05:07- Yeah.- That's not the only reason, Lois, that you've been singled out.

0:05:07 > 0:05:12We've heard that you have a dad with a very embarrassing dress sense.

0:05:12 > 0:05:13Tell us about it.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15SHE GIGGLES

0:05:15 > 0:05:17What does he dress up like?

0:05:17 > 0:05:19He wears leopard print T-shirts

0:05:19 > 0:05:24and then he wears...trousers with it. It's really weird.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28And he walks around the shops and he acts like a teenager.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Does he? Now, we've all been there, Lois.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34We've actually got a picture of your dad

0:05:34 > 0:05:36wearing some of his trademark outfits.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Can we have a look at this? There he is!

0:05:40 > 0:05:41There he is!

0:05:41 > 0:05:45- He looks like a teenager! - He really does!

0:05:45 > 0:05:46I've got to say...

0:05:46 > 0:05:50And Lois, if that's not bad enough, I've also heard that your dad

0:05:50 > 0:05:52is a bit of an aspiring singer-songwriter.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Is that right?

0:05:53 > 0:05:55SHE LAUGHS

0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Is that right?- Yeah. - Does he like to sing?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00- Yes, he sings in the shower. - Does he?

0:06:00 > 0:06:04- He writes songs as well, does he? - He makes songs up about my nan.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Does he? Aw!

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Now, wouldn't it be awful, Lois,

0:06:08 > 0:06:10if your dad were to come through those doors

0:06:10 > 0:06:15singing one of those terrible songs, wearing one of his terrible outfits?

0:06:15 > 0:06:17- Wouldn't it?- No...!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20No? No. Well, guess what?

0:06:20 > 0:06:21Guess what?

0:06:22 > 0:06:25He isn't, you're all right. He isn't, he isn't.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28- You can relax.- Thank you! - But...it's all right.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31But we do have an extra-special surprise for you.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35It's only another message from Olly Murs, just for you. Look at this.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Thanks for being such a massive fan, Lois.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Now, Mark and Sam have actually been lying to you,

0:06:41 > 0:06:46because actually, your dad is backstage, right now.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Everyone, give it up for Adrian!

0:06:48 > 0:06:51APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:06:51 > 0:06:54POP MUSIC TRACK PLAYS

0:07:01 > 0:07:02# Oh, Nana

0:07:02 > 0:07:03# What's my name?

0:07:03 > 0:07:04# Oh, Nana

0:07:04 > 0:07:05# What's my name?

0:07:05 > 0:07:07# Oh, Nana

0:07:07 > 0:07:08# What's my name?

0:07:08 > 0:07:09# What's my name?

0:07:09 > 0:07:10# What's my name? #

0:07:10 > 0:07:14That's not all. Give it up for Lois's nan, Alice!

0:07:14 > 0:07:16APPLAUSE

0:07:20 > 0:07:22# Here's Nana

0:07:22 > 0:07:23# I call her Banana

0:07:23 > 0:07:24# Creepin' on a scooter

0:07:24 > 0:07:26# But it ain't got a hooter

0:07:31 > 0:07:32# What's my name?

0:07:32 > 0:07:33# Oh, Nana

0:07:33 > 0:07:34# What's my name?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36# Oh, Nana

0:07:36 > 0:07:37# What's my name?

0:07:37 > 0:07:38# Oh, Nana

0:07:38 > 0:07:39# What's my name? #

0:07:41 > 0:07:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Hiya, Nana. Mwah!

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Wow...wow!

0:07:53 > 0:07:55That was fantastic.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Lois, what have you got to say about that?

0:07:58 > 0:07:59I'm so embarrassed.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Well, don't worry, because now is your chance

0:08:03 > 0:08:06to get your own back on your dad for that horrific performance,

0:08:06 > 0:08:08which we loved, we LOVED, by the way.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Adrian, you need to go and get yourself ready.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Nan, you need to carry on doing exactly what you're doing,

0:08:13 > 0:08:15because it is awesome. Give it up for our nan, everyone!

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Lois, you need to come with me

0:08:19 > 0:08:22because it's time to play Dad Pin Bowling. Come on!

0:08:28 > 0:08:31"Now, what is Dad-Pin Bowling?" I hear you ask.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Well, it's pretty simple, really. It's just ten-pin bowling

0:08:34 > 0:08:37but instead of a ball, we're going to be using Lois's dad.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Lois, are you ready to see what we've done to your dad?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- Yeah.- Yes!- Audience, are you ready?

0:08:42 > 0:08:44AUDIENCE: Yes!

0:08:44 > 0:08:45In that case...

0:08:45 > 0:08:47BOTH: Bring on the dad!

0:08:47 > 0:08:49MUSIC: "You Raise Me Up" by Westlife

0:08:49 > 0:08:51APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:09:02 > 0:09:03Adrian, how are you feeling?

0:09:03 > 0:09:06A little rotund, Sam.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08You look great, mate, you look fantastic.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12OK, Lois, this is a very simple game.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14You have to use the controls in front of you to determine

0:09:14 > 0:09:17how far back your dad goes before you release him.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Understand?- Yeah.- Fantastic.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23Now, if Adrian manages to get all the skittles down in one go...

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Strike!

0:09:24 > 0:09:26..or two goes...

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Spare!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29- ..then Lois here will win a prize. - Yeah!

0:09:32 > 0:09:37But don't you worry. If he doesn't, Lois still gets to foam him.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Either way, we're all winners, here. She loves it. She loves it, look!

0:09:40 > 0:09:43There's also a very special golden skittle.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46AUDIENCE OOHS

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Now, if that gets knocked down,

0:09:51 > 0:09:55every member of our studio audience wins a prize!

0:09:55 > 0:09:57CHEERING

0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Oh!- OK, before we get cracking,

0:10:01 > 0:10:05we need to turn the dad around and make sure he's facing the skittles.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Come down, Dad. Come down...

0:10:07 > 0:10:10- He's not that tall. - Do you want a hug before we go?

0:10:10 > 0:10:12MARK LAUGHS

0:10:12 > 0:10:13Sorted. Sorted, Mark.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16All right, you ready? Let's get on with it, then.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Lois, it's time to...wind up your dad!

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Where shall we take him, audience?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24AUDIENCE: To the top!

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Go on, keep going...- Rizzle Kicks, where should we take him?

0:10:27 > 0:10:28- BOTH:- To the top!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- There we go, there we go.- Well done.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35All right. Are you happy, Lois, where your dad is right now?

0:10:35 > 0:10:37- Yeah.- I don't think he is.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40All right, then, without further ado...

0:10:40 > 0:10:41BOTH: Release the dad!

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Here we go. Come on, Dad!

0:10:43 > 0:10:45SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Oh!- Yes!

0:10:53 > 0:10:54Yes! Come on!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Oh, my goodness!

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Oh!

0:11:00 > 0:11:02That was fantastic!

0:11:04 > 0:11:09- Dad, you managed to get down nine skittles.- You've got one left.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Can I just say don't you worry about that?

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Because you did knock down the golden skittle,

0:11:14 > 0:11:17which means every member of our studio audience wins a prize!

0:11:17 > 0:11:19CHEERING

0:11:19 > 0:11:22It's a lollipop! All right!

0:11:23 > 0:11:25- OK...- Wow...

0:11:25 > 0:11:26Adrian, you have now got one more go

0:11:26 > 0:11:29to try and get that last skittle down.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33If you get that down, you shall win a prize for Lois, OK?

0:11:33 > 0:11:35It's time to release the dad. Wind him up again.

0:11:35 > 0:11:36Wind him up. Get him up there!

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Where shall we take him, audience?

0:11:38 > 0:11:40AUDIENCE: To the top!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42That's it, that's perfect.

0:11:42 > 0:11:43- All right.- All right, Dad?

0:11:43 > 0:11:46I'm going to give you a bit of a push on this one.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- We've got to get that last skittle. Come on. OK.- All right.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Get ready in three, two, one...

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Release the dad!

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Come on, come on, come on!

0:11:57 > 0:11:59SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

0:12:04 > 0:12:06SAM LAUGHS

0:12:06 > 0:12:07Oh, no!

0:12:08 > 0:12:11LAUGHTER

0:12:12 > 0:12:16I'm so sorry. We didn't manage to knock down that last skittle,

0:12:16 > 0:12:19which means you don't get your hands on the prize.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23But don't you worry - this has got a very, very happy ending.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Because you may not have won the prize,

0:12:25 > 0:12:30- but you still get to foam your dad. Bring on the foam!- Yeah! Here we go!

0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Here we go.- Don't you dare, Lois.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Don't you dare! - She's getting her own back, Dad.

0:12:36 > 0:12:37The power of ten men!

0:12:40 > 0:12:41Don't you dare!

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Right in his face, right in his face!

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Good luck, Lois. In three, two, one...

0:12:46 > 0:12:47Foam your dad!

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Get him! Right in his face!

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Yeah!

0:12:54 > 0:12:56You got him!

0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Fantastic! - Adrian, how you feeling, mate?

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Wet and rotund.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05- Guys, have you had a good day?- Yeah. - You've been absolutely brilliant.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Let's hear it one more time for Lois and Adrian, everyone.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Bye! Bye, Dad.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17All right, time to meet our special guests. Ladies and gentlemen,

0:13:17 > 0:13:20give it up for Richard and Adam!

0:13:20 > 0:13:22APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:13:31 > 0:13:33- Oh, yeah!- Oh!

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Welcome to the show, guys. Enjoying it so far?

0:13:36 > 0:13:38- Absolutely brilliant.- So much fun.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40We were a little bit naughty earlier on, weren't we, lads?

0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Yes.- Yes.- Sorry about that.

0:13:42 > 0:13:46Yes, here on Wind-Up no-one is safe, not even our celebrity guests.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Before the show, Mark and I couldn't help

0:13:48 > 0:13:51but give these two a nasty surprise on their way to their dressing room.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Shall we take a look and see what happened, guys?

0:13:54 > 0:13:55AUDIENCE: Yes!

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Run VT.

0:13:57 > 0:14:01Just grab a seat. Just sit down and fill that one in.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03ROARING

0:14:07 > 0:14:08Ah...sorry, sorry about that, guys.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Sorry.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16- 2013 was quite a year for you guys. - Absolutely.

0:14:16 > 0:14:17Came third in Britain's Got Talent

0:14:17 > 0:14:20and you have had a number-one-selling album.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Amazing!

0:14:22 > 0:14:24How was that?

0:14:24 > 0:14:26It was absolutely incredible.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30I mean, for me and my brother to be getting on a show like that...

0:14:30 > 0:14:32We entered it thinking we'd just go for it and sing,

0:14:32 > 0:14:33cos that's what we love doing.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36To come third in one of the biggest shows, it was incredible,

0:14:36 > 0:14:38especially doing it with my brother. It was amazing.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41Now we're singing full-time, we're no longer making sandwiches,

0:14:41 > 0:14:43- so it's quite exciting.- Always good.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46You say that, though. I mean, you did work in a coffee shop,

0:14:46 > 0:14:50making sandwiches, and I think we're all eager to know...

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Who makes the quicker cheese and pickle sandwich?

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- We need to know.- It's important. - Well, I think, personally,

0:14:56 > 0:14:58I'm that little bit quicker.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01- Really? Anything to say about that? - I'm going to give it to him. True.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Really?- That's very nice. - Must be love, you see.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08Let's go back to singing cos you have incredible voices, obviously.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11You came third on the biggest talent show in the country,

0:15:11 > 0:15:13but we want to know who can hold the longest note?

0:15:13 > 0:15:17- I reckon you should get involved with this as well.- I'm up for this.

0:15:17 > 0:15:18- You up for the challenge, lads?- Yeah.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20- We do this in the car! - Do you really?- Yeah, we do.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Let's show them our new challenge. I think we should do it! OK.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26- So, after three...- One, two, three.

0:15:26 > 0:15:33THEY HOLD A NOTE

0:15:33 > 0:15:34I've still got it, Mark!

0:15:34 > 0:15:38THEY HOLD A NOTE

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Keep going. Wait for it.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43THEY HOLD A NOTE

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- Keep going!- Yes!

0:15:51 > 0:15:55Richard wins it! Richard wins it! That is amazing!

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Let's give it up for Richard and Adam!

0:16:02 > 0:16:06But now it's time to meet some more friends of ours. Follow us.

0:16:11 > 0:16:15Ladies and gentlemen, please say hello to Ayesha and Saskia.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Hey, hey, hey, hey!- Hey!

0:16:18 > 0:16:21- You enjoying the show, guys?- Yeah. - Awesome!- Excellent!- Awesome!

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Now, not so long ago, Mark and I wound you girls up with

0:16:24 > 0:16:28- the help of our hidden cameras, didn't we?- Yeah.- Yeah!

0:16:28 > 0:16:29Sorry about that!

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Let's see what happened when we played a game of In Yer Face.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Ayesha, will you do the honours down camera number one?

0:16:34 > 0:16:36- Run, VT!- Nicely done.

0:16:41 > 0:16:42CAR HORN BEEPS

0:16:45 > 0:16:47CAR HORN BEEPS

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Today we're here in Manchester to do what we do best.

0:16:55 > 0:16:59- Pull out the vibe.- No! Play In Yer Face.- Play In Yer Face.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04- I'm taking Saskia. - And I'm taking Ayesha.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07The aim of the game is not to get recognised.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10And we've got loads of costumes and cunning disguises to help.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13And whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.

0:17:13 > 0:17:14But if they uncover our true identity

0:17:14 > 0:17:19and make a positive ID right in our faces, then it's game over.

0:17:19 > 0:17:24So, let's get this contest started by playing round one - Scooter Guy.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28Have Sam and Mark got the skills to fool the girls? First up, it's Mark.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34- Morning, Mark!- Morning, Sam!- I didn't know you had any peanuts on you.

0:17:34 > 0:17:39- Can I have some?- No!- Is it a bit cold?- It is really cold.- OK.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Are you ready for round one of In Yer Face?- You know it well!

0:17:42 > 0:17:44- You are a scooter guy.- Yeah.

0:17:44 > 0:17:49- You've got to scoot past Saskia and perform a trick.- No!

0:17:49 > 0:17:50- But not only that...- Oh!

0:17:50 > 0:17:53You must get in a word into the conversation that

0:17:53 > 0:17:59- I am going to give you right now. And that word is potato.- Potato?- Yup.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02I'm a scooter man! I can't get "potato" into a conversation!

0:18:02 > 0:18:05- That's ridiculous!- Hey, that's the name of the game!- It's not.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07- It's called In Yer Face. - True. Good point.

0:18:10 > 0:18:11Here she comes, mate!

0:18:13 > 0:18:14Here she comes! Here she comes!

0:18:17 > 0:18:20That's ridiculous! Just looks ridiculous!

0:18:23 > 0:18:27- Wow! Worst trick ever! Worst trick ever!- Hey, guys!

0:18:27 > 0:18:31- Do you want to see my new trick? It's called The Potato.- Potato!

0:18:31 > 0:18:33- He said it!- Like my trick? Yeah?

0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Like my trick? Nice one. See you later!- See you later.- Bye!

0:18:37 > 0:18:39- Oh, she's laughing.- Woo!

0:18:42 > 0:18:46She's laughing. Oh, she's looking back there. She knows.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49He's getting caught in round two, I'm telling you.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55- You were risky on that one!- Was I?

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Yeah, you, like, hung around and, "Do you like my new trick?"

0:18:58 > 0:19:02- You know what it is?- What?- I am the master of In Yer Face here!

0:19:02 > 0:19:06- You cannot start saying that yet.- No, I can.- It's round one. That's all!

0:19:06 > 0:19:09You get caught, I win and I'm the champion!

0:19:10 > 0:19:14So, Mark scoots into a 1-0 lead. Now it's time to see what Sam can do.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18So, Sam, how does it feel to be the second best player

0:19:18 > 0:19:21- of In Yer Face this series? - That's not true and you know it!

0:19:21 > 0:19:24- Think it's 100% true! - It's really not.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27The thing is, though, Sam, I pushed the envelope.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29- What does that even mean? - It's a saying.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31- It's a saying that's not used enough.- Really?

0:19:31 > 0:19:32It isn't used enough.

0:19:32 > 0:19:36I'm going to include a word that you must get into the conversation

0:19:36 > 0:19:38- that you have with Ayesha. - OK.- Fish finger.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Technically, two words, so that already makes this harder for me.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44- All right. Fish, then.- Do you know what, mate? I think I need a vet.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47- Why?- Cos these pythons are sick!

0:19:47 > 0:19:48HE GROANS

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Look! Here she comes, mate!

0:19:53 > 0:19:54It's exciting!

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Whoo! Yeah!

0:20:03 > 0:20:05What's he doing?!

0:20:05 > 0:20:08- I'm like fish, like a salmon, man, coming out the water.- He said it!

0:20:10 > 0:20:12She's laughing at you.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16That's amazing.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19She keeps on looking back at you.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21She can't believe that just happened.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26APPLAUSE

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Hey, man!

0:20:28 > 0:20:30- Nah, nah.- What's up with you?

0:20:30 > 0:20:33- Talk about doing the bare minimum. - Did I get my word in?- Yeah.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37- Did I do my trick?- Yeah.- And did I make it one all?- Yes, but...

0:20:37 > 0:20:40- Mark, I am pushing that envelope. - No, you're not.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42You're not pushing any envelopes!

0:20:43 > 0:20:47So, with the scores one apiece, let's move on to round two.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Can the boys keep cool under pressure?

0:20:52 > 0:20:55First up, it's Mark.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Well, hello there, Mark!

0:20:58 > 0:21:02- ITALIAN ACCENT: Hello there. How's it going?- You look great.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05- Cheers, mate.- I want to see you push it, mate.- Not a problem.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08I'll push it, I'll push the envelope more than you.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11- Stop saying push the envelope. - Yeah. OK, sorry.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14- So you are an Italian ice cream seller.- Yep.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17When Saskia comes in,

0:21:17 > 0:21:21you have to deliver a very memorable rhyme which I will give you.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24- But not yet, I'll give you it later. - Don't stitch me up.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26You've been bigging it up big time recently so...

0:21:26 > 0:21:30We can go over this again, Sam, but we know I'm the king of this game.

0:21:30 > 0:21:34Pressure is on now, mate, because you said that. Here we go.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41- Hello there, what's your name? - Saskia.- What would you like?

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Ice cream?

0:21:43 > 0:21:47We have lots of different flavours. What is your favourite flavour?

0:21:48 > 0:21:53There's plenty. We have toffee, blue magic, melon, bubblegum,

0:21:53 > 0:21:55strawberry, mango, everything.

0:21:55 > 0:21:56What would you like?

0:21:58 > 0:22:02You can have mango! Would you like it in a cone or a cup?

0:22:02 > 0:22:04# In a cone, in a cone... #

0:22:04 > 0:22:07- She's got no idea. - # I'm going cone. #

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Mango crazy for this cone.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Mango crazy for this.

0:22:12 > 0:22:16- Oh, there we go, lovely. - Don't forget the rhyme, which is,

0:22:16 > 0:22:19I scream, you scream, everybody scream dream.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21You have to do a rhyme before you go.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22You sing it with me?

0:22:22 > 0:22:25# I scream, you scream... #

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Everybody scream dream.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30# Everybody screams. #

0:22:30 > 0:22:34- Dream.- For ice cream. - Dream!- Scream!- Dream!- Yay!

0:22:35 > 0:22:37I said dream.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40- Shall I get a cone?- Of course you can.- Get the dad to do the rhyme.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42OK, you have to do the rhyme too.

0:22:42 > 0:22:47- I scream.- You scream.- Everybody screams for ice scream. Here you go.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49- Thanks ever so much.- Bye-bye.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52I can't believe he's gotten away with that.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Heh-heh-heh!

0:22:56 > 0:22:58What a strange man.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06Hey, hey, hey! Get in there.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09Do you know what? She hasn't got a clue.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12I told you. I am the king of this game.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15- I am... You're not the king of the game.- Oh, oh, am I not?!

0:23:15 > 0:23:16But, but I'll give you this.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19I am starting to get a little worried for this one.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21You should be. Because she's getting you on this one.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23So Mark scoops a 2-1 lead.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27Let's hope this guy doesn't get a frosty reception! It's Sam!

0:23:27 > 0:23:31I don't know why you're eating ice cream. You've got to concentrate.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34- You're 2-1 down, mate.- You're talking to the king of this game.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35Finish your ice cream.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39Kid yourself, because you'll be kidding no-one

0:23:39 > 0:23:40when she finds out that it's you.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43- Trash talk.- Cheers, mate.

0:23:43 > 0:23:44Ciao, bella!

0:23:48 > 0:23:54You wanta come and buy an-a ice cream eh? From me? I got many ice creams.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59- Oh-ho! She's suspicious. - What would you like?

0:23:59 > 0:24:03- Take a look at my ice creams. - Say it, say it.- Sam.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Sam? Who is Sam?

0:24:05 > 0:24:08- I'm sure I know him.- Yes!

0:24:09 > 0:24:11I do know you. Sam and Mark.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Ayesha. It is Sam from Sam and Mark.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16APPLAUSE

0:24:18 > 0:24:20YAY!

0:24:20 > 0:24:22How you doing? Are you all right?

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Yes, yes, yes, yes!

0:24:24 > 0:24:28- Well spotted. Well spotted.- In your face!

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Back to the studio.

0:24:33 > 0:24:39Yes, yes, yes. No, no, no, come on. Don't be like that. Sorry, girls.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42- Not playing.- Come on, you. Come on. Come on.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44All right, all right!

0:24:46 > 0:24:49Finally, I've won one!

0:24:49 > 0:24:52Ayesha, what was it that rumbled me?

0:24:52 > 0:24:57- Your voice and I recognised your face.- What's wrong with my voice?!

0:24:57 > 0:24:58Do you want an ice-ah cream-ah?!

0:25:00 > 0:25:02- It was a bit too much. - Too much, yeah.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04I was too good is what you're saying.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06No, I don't think she's saying that at all.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09Have either of you girls tried out those scooter moves?

0:25:09 > 0:25:12- The potato and the fish? It's all the rage.- No.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14- You're missing out, girls. - Yeah, yeah.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16It's time to find out what happened next.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19- Saskia, will you do the honours this time?- Run VT!

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Time now for In Yer Face round three.

0:25:25 > 0:25:29Has Mark got the tricks up his sleeve to hide his true identity?

0:25:29 > 0:25:33I'll be a good sportsman and say congratulations.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36# Congratulations to me. # Yeah!

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Well done, you are the winner of today's In Yer Face.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42- Now, you are a street entertainer. - Yeah.

0:25:42 > 0:25:47- I'm going to give your name and everything you need to say.- OK.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50Now there is one other slight little thing here.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52In front of you, you'll see a red box.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54You don't know what's inside that box.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57It'll be a surprise and you can't open it until I tell you, all right?

0:25:57 > 0:26:00- You're properly stitching me up here.- Big time, mate. Big time.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08Why am I street performing?

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Look, you've got some more audience members coming.

0:26:14 > 0:26:18- Amazing.- My name is Ian. - My name is Ian.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21I am a world-famous street performer.

0:26:21 > 0:26:25- I've been a performer for 27 years. - I've been a performer for 27 earth years.

0:26:25 > 0:26:29- Seven months.- Seven months.- Six days.- Six days.- Three hours.

0:26:29 > 0:26:33- Three hours.- Two minutes.- Two minutes.- One second.- And one second.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35BOTH: Two seconds now.

0:26:35 > 0:26:40Like my moves? Come closer. This is my big red box.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43- Inside my box... - Inside my box is the tool..

0:26:43 > 0:26:46..that I am world famous for.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49..that I am world famous for. Would you like to see it?

0:26:49 > 0:26:53You would. Ah! Of course, it is my ball and my ribbon on a stick.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55Do some kicks while dancing with the ribbon.

0:26:55 > 0:26:59- Look at me! Look at me! - Dance with the ribbon!

0:26:59 > 0:27:02HE HUMS

0:27:02 > 0:27:05- Say, I've performed all over the world.- What is your name?

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Saskia, I have performed all over the world.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10- Paris.- Paris.- New York.- New York.

0:27:10 > 0:27:11- And Hull.- And Hull.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16Look at my ball skills, they are amazing.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18But not as amazing as my ribbon skills.

0:27:18 > 0:27:23- Do some press-ups on the floor. - OK, watch this. Hey, hey, hey!

0:27:23 > 0:27:26- Hey, hey, hey.- Do some star jumps.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33I can't believe this, you are going to get away with this. Say thank you.

0:27:33 > 0:27:34Thank you, thank you.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Thank you very much, everyone.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39- It's very kind. - That's it, I'm not having this.

0:27:39 > 0:27:42He's not going into the next round. Give yourself up.

0:27:42 > 0:27:45OK, I have been told in my ear to ask you, Saskia,

0:27:45 > 0:27:47do you know who I am?

0:27:51 > 0:27:52CHEERING

0:27:52 > 0:27:55Come here. We have been playing a little game called In Yer Face

0:27:55 > 0:27:58and I've been playing with you, Saskia.

0:27:58 > 0:28:03- My friend Sam has been playing with your friend Ayesha.- Hiya.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07So you were playing and you didn't even know.

0:28:07 > 0:28:11Thankfully, thankfully, Saskia, you didn't get me until the very end

0:28:11 > 0:28:15which means I'm the winner. Poor old Sam Nixon here is the loser.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18So... # I'm a winner, I'm a winner

0:28:18 > 0:28:21# You want to take me on? Oh, yeah! Yeah! #

0:28:21 > 0:28:23One-armed press-ups!

0:28:23 > 0:28:25Argh! Gargh!

0:28:25 > 0:28:28LAUGHTER

0:28:28 > 0:28:31What a plonker. Game over. Mark's the winner.

0:28:35 > 0:28:39Saskia, did you have no idea it was Mark being that street performer?

0:28:39 > 0:28:43I did quite think it, but I didn't want to say.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45You were scared to say. I wish you would have said it.

0:28:45 > 0:28:48- I may've drawn at least. - No, no chance, mate.

0:28:48 > 0:28:50What did you actually think about my street performance?

0:28:50 > 0:28:52It could've been better.

0:28:52 > 0:28:56She's even polite there. Thank you very much, guys.

0:28:56 > 0:28:58Let's hear it for Ayesha and Saskia, everyone.

0:29:00 > 0:29:01- Well done.- Brilliant.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06- Well done.- Thank you, thank you, thank you very much.

0:29:06 > 0:29:08Surprises don't stop there.

0:29:08 > 0:29:10Here's what else is coming up on today's show.

0:29:12 > 0:29:15Somebody's hiding in the TARDIS, but who could it be?

0:29:15 > 0:29:18One unlucky family will have the slime of their lives

0:29:18 > 0:29:21when we play Rotation.

0:29:21 > 0:29:24And we've got a special performance from Matt Cardle.

0:29:26 > 0:29:29- All right, lads, how are you doing?- How are you?

0:29:29 > 0:29:32- Really good, thank you.- All right? - Yeah, thank you. Listen, guys,

0:29:32 > 0:29:34glad I caught you on your own

0:29:34 > 0:29:37because you've had a really successful 2013,

0:29:37 > 0:29:39- number one album, amazing.- Yeah.

0:29:39 > 0:29:43You could be doing better. It's not a laughing matter.

0:29:43 > 0:29:44We hope so, we hope so.

0:29:44 > 0:29:49I've been thinking about it. I think you should get a third member. Eh?

0:29:49 > 0:29:51Know what I'm thinking?

0:29:51 > 0:29:55- Hang on. Can you sing like us? - Can I sing like you?!

0:29:55 > 0:29:59- Can I sing like you?! Can I sing like you?!- Well, can you?

0:29:59 > 0:30:01- No.- Oh.

0:30:01 > 0:30:03I can't. But I can sing.

0:30:03 > 0:30:06So why don't we do it now? Why not do it right now?

0:30:06 > 0:30:09- Why not?- You could be the third brother.- I love it. Let's do it.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12Here we go. One, two, one, two, three, four.

0:30:12 > 0:30:20# To dream the impossible dream... #

0:30:20 > 0:30:21All right, lads?

0:30:21 > 0:30:25- What's going on? What's going on here then?- Sorry. No worries.

0:30:25 > 0:30:28- Talk amongst yourselves.- Right. - Hiya, mate, all right?

0:30:28 > 0:30:31- Richard and Adam from Britain's Got Talent. Lovely guys.- Yeah.

0:30:31 > 0:30:34This is my chance to finally get a number one album.

0:30:34 > 0:30:36So I'm going to do a little bit of singing with them.

0:30:36 > 0:30:39- Can I join as well then?- Oh, mate!

0:30:39 > 0:30:40- No, you can't.- OK.

0:30:40 > 0:30:43- Tell you what you can do? - Go on.- You can leave.- Leave?

0:30:43 > 0:30:45We don't want any interruptions.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48Not a problem. Hey, you won't even know I'm here.

0:30:48 > 0:30:51Thank you, mate, I appreciate that. OK, lads, where were we? Singing!

0:30:51 > 0:30:55Here we go. One, two, one, two, three, four.

0:30:55 > 0:31:00# To dream the impossible... #

0:31:00 > 0:31:02PHONE RINGS

0:31:02 > 0:31:06Lads, I'm so sorry, that's so unprofessional. I left my phone on.

0:31:06 > 0:31:09I'm really sorry, I'll just take this call. I'll be really quick. Hello.

0:31:09 > 0:31:12Like I said, you won't even know I'm here.

0:31:12 > 0:31:16Mark, I said no interruptions, that includes giving me a phone call.

0:31:16 > 0:31:17What? Oh, oh! Sorry.

0:31:17 > 0:31:20Sorry, sorry. All right.

0:31:20 > 0:31:22No problem whatsoever. You carry on what you're doing.

0:31:22 > 0:31:25You're doing a good job. See you later.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27- Right.- Sorry about that. Here we go. This time.

0:31:27 > 0:31:30One, two, one, two, three, four.

0:31:30 > 0:31:35# To dream the impossible.... #

0:31:35 > 0:31:37VACUUM CLEANER DROWNS SINGING

0:31:37 > 0:31:39Stop, stop! Mark! Mark!

0:31:41 > 0:31:43- What are you doing now? - What am I doing?

0:31:43 > 0:31:47I'm vacuuming. What's it look like I'm doing? Sorry, lads.

0:31:47 > 0:31:49Do you mind not vacuuming right now

0:31:49 > 0:31:53- because I'm kind of singing with these lads?- Not vacuuming?

0:31:53 > 0:31:55Can you do something a bit more quiet, please?

0:31:55 > 0:31:57Tell you what I'll do, I'll make us all a drink.

0:31:57 > 0:32:00- How loud could I possibly be making a drink, eh?- Fantastic idea.

0:32:00 > 0:32:03In fact, it's thirsty work, this singing, isn't it?!

0:32:03 > 0:32:05LAUGHTER Cheers, see you later.

0:32:05 > 0:32:07- Sorry, lads. Right, here we go. - This is it.- This is it.

0:32:07 > 0:32:10One, two, a-one, two, three, four...

0:32:10 > 0:32:14# To dream... FOOD PROCESSOR WHIRRS

0:32:14 > 0:32:16Right, that's it!

0:32:16 > 0:32:18Mark!

0:32:18 > 0:32:19I have had enough of this!

0:32:19 > 0:32:21YOU are an absolute...

0:32:21 > 0:32:23FOOD PROCESSOR WHIRRS

0:32:23 > 0:32:25AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:32:25 > 0:32:27Oh, and another thing!

0:32:27 > 0:32:31FOOD PROCESSOR WHIRRS

0:32:31 > 0:32:34..you silly...! FOOD PROCESSOR WHIRRS

0:32:34 > 0:32:36- What have you got to say for yourself?- Sorry.

0:32:36 > 0:32:39I didn't hear a word you said. Anyone want a smoothie?

0:32:39 > 0:32:41- BOTH:- We'll have one!- Excellent! - That's it. I am out of here.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43No, it's strawberry, Sam!

0:32:43 > 0:32:47- Thank you very much, cheers.- I do not know what is wrong with him.

0:32:47 > 0:32:49Doesn't even come out, look. Brilliant.

0:32:49 > 0:32:52- I'll leave that with you. I'll see you later. - LAUGHTER

0:32:52 > 0:32:54Sam! Sam!

0:32:54 > 0:32:56APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:32:56 > 0:33:00Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... the Finger Of Fun!!

0:33:04 > 0:33:06- FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS - Ah, nice! Right.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08Finger, you know what to do, don't you, hey?

0:33:08 > 0:33:11Mark, I keep telling you, stop talking to that finger.

0:33:11 > 0:33:14- It's just a prop finger stuck to a camera.- Is it, though, Sam?

0:33:14 > 0:33:15Is it?

0:33:15 > 0:33:17- LAUGHTER Yeah, it is.- Oh, right, OK.

0:33:17 > 0:33:20OK. Get out of my sight and find someone then, you!

0:33:20 > 0:33:22Off you go!

0:33:22 > 0:33:26APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:33:26 > 0:33:28FUNKY BEAT PLAYS # Who's it going to be?

0:33:30 > 0:33:32- # Who's it going to be? - Ah, yeah!

0:33:33 > 0:33:35# Who's it going to be...? #

0:33:35 > 0:33:37Whoo!

0:33:37 > 0:33:39Oh! Hello!

0:33:39 > 0:33:43The finger has found its target. What is your name, my friend?

0:33:43 > 0:33:46- Mark.- Ooh, good name! - It's a fantastic name!

0:33:46 > 0:33:49Mark, get yourself down here, because it's time to play

0:33:49 > 0:33:50The Prize Surprise!

0:33:50 > 0:33:55APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:33:59 > 0:34:02Now, Mark, I think it's fair to say you weren't expecting that.

0:34:02 > 0:34:04- No, not really.- Right.

0:34:04 > 0:34:07Now have you got any idea why you're sitting here with us?

0:34:07 > 0:34:08Erm...no.

0:34:08 > 0:34:11- No. That's good! - Well, I'm afraid to tell you,

0:34:11 > 0:34:14it's actually about your dad.

0:34:14 > 0:34:17Yeah. Yeah, we hear, erm, he fancies himself

0:34:17 > 0:34:19- as being a bit of an actor. Is that right?- Yeah.

0:34:19 > 0:34:22- He used to be, yeah.- What sort of things does he do, then, Mark?

0:34:22 > 0:34:25Oh, he...did a couple of films. Er...

0:34:25 > 0:34:29- Wow!- Erm, only local, but he did basically theatre and stuff.

0:34:29 > 0:34:31We also heard that he's been a pantomime dame in the past?

0:34:31 > 0:34:34- Yes.- Mark, how would you feel if I told you

0:34:34 > 0:34:38that your dad was actually backstage, dressed as a pantomime dame?

0:34:38 > 0:34:39I'd go crazy.

0:34:39 > 0:34:41LAUGHTER

0:34:41 > 0:34:43Well, guess what?

0:34:43 > 0:34:46DRUM ROLL

0:34:46 > 0:34:48- He isn't. We're all right. - We're all right!

0:34:48 > 0:34:51- We're all right.- That would have been unfair.- Look at his face.

0:34:51 > 0:34:55Actually, we've got you here to talk about a certain sci-fi programme.

0:34:55 > 0:34:57- Yeah.- Any idea what that might be?

0:34:57 > 0:34:59- Doctor Who.- Exactly. We hear you're a big fan.- Yeah.

0:34:59 > 0:35:02- Yep.- Seeing as your dad's been a bit of an actor in the past,

0:35:02 > 0:35:04has he ever appeared in Doctor Who?

0:35:04 > 0:35:07- Er, no.- Mark, I think you might be wrong. Take a look at this.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11There's a room I've never even noticed.

0:35:11 > 0:35:13Something came here to hide. It's still hiding.

0:35:13 > 0:35:15Stay away from that door!

0:35:15 > 0:35:19Why does no-one listen to me? Do I have a face that nobody listens to?!

0:35:19 > 0:35:22- TOILET FLUSHES - Hi, Karen. It's Colin.

0:35:22 > 0:35:25Oh, I'd give it five minutes in here if I was you.

0:35:25 > 0:35:28- Oh, dear! - LAUGHTER

0:35:28 > 0:35:31APPLAUSE

0:35:33 > 0:35:35LAUGHTER

0:35:35 > 0:35:38Ro-do, mo-do, lo-do, do, fro-jo!

0:35:38 > 0:35:40No, bo, ho, show, co, ro, to, so!

0:35:40 > 0:35:42Bo-co-do-so-ba-ba-tho-co-jo!

0:35:42 > 0:35:44Hang on a minute.

0:35:44 > 0:35:46Da-da-da...

0:35:46 > 0:35:48Yes, I'd love a cup of tea.

0:35:48 > 0:35:50LAUGHTER

0:35:50 > 0:35:52Leave the girl.

0:35:52 > 0:35:53It's the man I want.

0:35:53 > 0:35:55Take him to my laboratory.

0:36:08 > 0:36:10But I'm not a man!

0:36:10 > 0:36:12I'm a dame!

0:36:12 > 0:36:14Oh, yes, I am!

0:36:14 > 0:36:18APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:36:18 > 0:36:21Well, don't worry, at least you know your dad isn't backstage

0:36:21 > 0:36:24- dressed as a pantomime dame. - Thank God for that.

0:36:24 > 0:36:26Or is he? Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome

0:36:26 > 0:36:29the latest Doctor, Dame Colin. And guess what, Mark?

0:36:29 > 0:36:32BOTH: He's behind you!

0:36:32 > 0:36:36DOCTOR WHO THEME PLAYS

0:36:36 > 0:36:39- APPLAUSE AND CHEERING - Don't cry, boys and girls!

0:36:39 > 0:36:42Mummies and dads!

0:36:42 > 0:36:44I'm Dame Coleen!

0:36:44 > 0:36:47- Come on over, Dame Coleen! - Come on over!

0:36:47 > 0:36:49- Come on over! Ha-ha!- Wow!

0:36:51 > 0:36:52- Yes!- You look beautiful.

0:36:52 > 0:36:56APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:36:56 > 0:36:59- Take a seat, Dame Colin.- Thank you. - It's lovely to have you on the show.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02Are you enjoying yourself? Are you all right sitting there?

0:37:02 > 0:37:05Just about, just about.

0:37:05 > 0:37:07- It looks amazing. - It does.- I'll tell you what,

0:37:07 > 0:37:09we've stitched you up here, Mark, so it's only fair that

0:37:09 > 0:37:13we give you the chance to win some prizes after all that embarrassment.

0:37:13 > 0:37:16And the best way to do that is to play a game that we like to call

0:37:16 > 0:37:22Doctor... # Who-oo-oo do you think you are? #

0:37:22 > 0:37:24- Guys, follow us!- Come on, guys!

0:37:24 > 0:37:25Come on!

0:37:25 > 0:37:29TARDIS NOISE

0:37:29 > 0:37:33All right. In this game, we will be asking you to identify

0:37:33 > 0:37:37- a series of Doctor Who characters. - Sounds easy, doesn't it?

0:37:37 > 0:37:39- Yep.- Massive Doctor Who fans. Well...

0:37:39 > 0:37:43It isn't. Because each time, we're only giving you

0:37:43 > 0:37:47the use of one of your senses, like, sight, hearing and touch.

0:37:47 > 0:37:51Time for round one, where you can only use your ears.

0:37:51 > 0:37:55We are going to play you the sound a certain character makes,

0:37:55 > 0:37:57and you have to tell us...

0:37:57 > 0:38:01# Who-o-o... # ..do you think it is?

0:38:01 > 0:38:03- Are you ready?- Yeah.- Good!

0:38:03 > 0:38:05OK. Here we go, then. Let's hear it.

0:38:05 > 0:38:09DEEP REVERBERATING THUDDING

0:38:09 > 0:38:11- Cyberman.- Let's see if you're right.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14- Yeah!- Nice one, well done!

0:38:14 > 0:38:16APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:38:16 > 0:38:18Wow, you're good, Mark. You're really, really good!

0:38:18 > 0:38:21Well done, guys. It was a Cyberman, which means

0:38:21 > 0:38:25you've won this amazing piece of Doctor Who memorabilia -

0:38:25 > 0:38:29a signed photo of the show's biggest fan, Yonko!

0:38:30 > 0:38:33- Great prize for you, that. - What do you think of that?

0:38:33 > 0:38:34- Hee-hee!- Pretty good!

0:38:34 > 0:38:36Loves it. He's speechless, look.

0:38:36 > 0:38:39Well, that was a fairly easy one for starters, but let's see

0:38:39 > 0:38:42how you get on in the next round.

0:38:42 > 0:38:46This time, you must identify the character using...

0:38:46 > 0:38:49- your eyes!- Yes. Because we are going to be showing you

0:38:49 > 0:38:51a close-up of a character.

0:38:51 > 0:38:53All you've got to do is tell us...

0:38:53 > 0:38:56# Who-o-o... #

0:38:56 > 0:38:59..do you think it is? Let's see the picture.

0:38:59 > 0:39:01- Ooh, easy. - He says easy!- He says easy!

0:39:01 > 0:39:03Mark says easy!

0:39:03 > 0:39:06- It's the Ood. - Let's see if you're right.

0:39:07 > 0:39:09Yeah!

0:39:09 > 0:39:12Yes, it is indeed an Ood, which means you have just

0:39:12 > 0:39:15won yourself a selection of Doctor Who goodies!

0:39:18 > 0:39:21- Pretty good, hey?- That is good. - Excellent.- All right. Well,

0:39:21 > 0:39:25there's still one prize left that you will definitely want to win.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28So, onto the final round and this time

0:39:28 > 0:39:31- we'll be testing your sense of touch. - Yes!

0:39:31 > 0:39:34We're going to be bringing the next character into the studio

0:39:34 > 0:39:35and you have to guess...

0:39:35 > 0:39:38# Who-o-o... #

0:39:38 > 0:39:40..do you think it is, by feeling them.

0:39:40 > 0:39:44Now, obviously, with feeling them, you have to be blindfolded.

0:39:44 > 0:39:46- Of course. Cover their eyes, will you?- You can do it.

0:39:46 > 0:39:49- I'll do it.- There you go. - Get your eyes covered.

0:39:49 > 0:39:53Right - time to bring on our secret character.

0:39:53 > 0:39:58DOCTOR WHO THEME MUSIC PLAYS

0:39:59 > 0:40:03AUDIENCE: Whoo!

0:40:04 > 0:40:06OK, guys, the character is next to you.

0:40:06 > 0:40:09If you hold out your hands and have a good feel...

0:40:09 > 0:40:11- This way, this way. - Colin, you come that way.

0:40:14 > 0:40:17- Feel his face, feel his face! - Or hers!- Good one.

0:40:18 > 0:40:20- Oh, I know what that is. - Yeah, so do I.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22- Ooh!- Ooh! You've both got an idea!- OK.

0:40:22 > 0:40:25- All right.- Do you want to do it, Mark?- Go on.

0:40:25 > 0:40:27- Who do you think it is? - It's The Silence.- It is.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29Interesting. Let's find out if you're right.

0:40:29 > 0:40:31Guys, take off your blindfolds.

0:40:31 > 0:40:33- Yes!- Whoa!

0:40:35 > 0:40:37- APPLAUSE AND CHEERING - Wow!

0:40:37 > 0:40:41Guys, that means that you have won tonight's star prize, which is...

0:40:41 > 0:40:43- You're still holding my hand!- Sorry!

0:40:43 > 0:40:45Actually holding my hand because he's scared!

0:40:45 > 0:40:48You have just won tonight's star prize, which is

0:40:48 > 0:40:51a Doctor Who day out. You will get to see costumes

0:40:51 > 0:40:54from the series, you're going to get to see props, sets...

0:40:54 > 0:40:56- Is that all right? - Oh, yeah, that's great!

0:40:56 > 0:41:00Ah! Let's hear it for Colin and Mark, everyone!

0:41:00 > 0:41:03APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:41:03 > 0:41:07Now, this show may be called Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up,

0:41:07 > 0:41:09but it's you lot that are the real stars of this show.

0:41:09 > 0:41:12To prove it, let's take a look at our talented studio audience

0:41:12 > 0:41:14doing their best impressions before the show.

0:41:14 > 0:41:16Can he go now, please?

0:41:18 > 0:41:20Hello, 'arry!

0:41:20 > 0:41:21SHE CLUCKS

0:41:22 > 0:41:23'aggy!

0:41:23 > 0:41:25Oh, boy!

0:41:25 > 0:41:30That is the worst thing I have saw in my life!

0:41:30 > 0:41:32- Oo-ooh, ah-ah!- I'm Scottish.

0:41:32 > 0:41:34Hi, everyone, I'm from Essex.

0:41:34 > 0:41:36# Baby, baby, baby, ah! #

0:41:37 > 0:41:38It's a no for me!

0:41:38 > 0:41:41APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:41:41 > 0:41:44Now, we've been surprising you lot all day,

0:41:44 > 0:41:46but it wouldn't be fair if we got off scot-free.

0:41:46 > 0:41:49So, time to find out what's awaiting us inside...

0:41:49 > 0:41:51BOTH: ..The Truck Of Luck!

0:41:51 > 0:41:55APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:42:04 > 0:42:08There is something inside this truck, but Mark and I have no idea what.

0:42:08 > 0:42:12But whatever it is, we just have to go with it, so here we go.

0:42:12 > 0:42:14Mystery guest... BOTH: ..reveal yourself!

0:42:18 > 0:42:20- Hello!- Hello.- What's your name?

0:42:20 > 0:42:22- Ian Marchant.- Hello, Ian, how are you?- Good, thanks.

0:42:22 > 0:42:25- OK, so what...?- Oh!- Oh, now!

0:42:25 > 0:42:27Oh, no! You've got plates and you've got poles.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29It can mean only one thing!

0:42:29 > 0:42:31- Go for it.- Oh...

0:42:33 > 0:42:38BANJO AND GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS

0:42:38 > 0:42:41AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG

0:42:47 > 0:42:50Very good, very good! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:42:50 > 0:42:53- OK, so, what's the challenge? - Your challenge, gents,

0:42:53 > 0:42:55is to have a plate spin-off.

0:42:55 > 0:42:57- Huh-huh!- You're going down, brother.

0:42:57 > 0:42:59- You're doing down! - You're going down!

0:42:59 > 0:43:02- Ooh, I like the trash talk.- OK, we'd better go and get ready, hadn't we?

0:43:03 > 0:43:06The top story tonight - the boys are back.

0:43:06 > 0:43:09Sam and Mark fever is taking the world by storm.

0:43:09 > 0:43:12Sam and Mark are shamrock-ing Ireland right now...

0:43:12 > 0:43:15Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up...

0:43:15 > 0:43:18- Breaking news this morning. - That's right, Kimberly.

0:43:18 > 0:43:20We have huge news. The very famous Sam and Mark are back.

0:43:20 > 0:43:22The very popular show,

0:43:22 > 0:43:25with even more pranks and hilarity, taking the world by storm.

0:43:25 > 0:43:27We even know about them across the pond.

0:43:27 > 0:43:29- ..Sam and Mark... - Mark et Sam...

0:43:29 > 0:43:32- HE SPEAKS WELSH - ..Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

0:43:32 > 0:43:35The big man and the wee man, Sam and Mark.

0:43:35 > 0:43:38MAN SPEAKS GERMAN ..es ist Freitag und Sam und Mark...

0:43:38 > 0:43:40Sam and Mark are making waves Down Under.

0:43:40 > 0:43:44NEWS ANNOUNCERS IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES

0:43:44 > 0:43:45Sam and Mark are back!

0:43:45 > 0:43:48HUW EDWARDS: Tune in to get the weekend party started.

0:43:48 > 0:43:51APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:43:51 > 0:43:53- I'm looking forward to this. - I don't know if- I- am!

0:43:53 > 0:43:55- Ready for our challenge? - Right, OK. Right.

0:43:55 > 0:43:58Ian, what exactly is our challenge?

0:43:58 > 0:44:00Your challenge, gents, is to get five plates spinning.

0:44:00 > 0:44:02You'll each start at one end.

0:44:02 > 0:44:06- The person who spins the middle plate first is the winner.- Ah!

0:44:06 > 0:44:09There's a time limit if you don't manage it and I'll be the judge.

0:44:09 > 0:44:12That is the challenge but how do you lot think we're going to do?

0:44:12 > 0:44:15Studio audience, we are going to ask you

0:44:15 > 0:44:17to vote for who you think will be best.

0:44:17 > 0:44:21You've each got two cards - blue for Sam and pink for me.

0:44:22 > 0:44:25So, please, make your decision and...

0:44:25 > 0:44:27BOTH: ..raise your cards!

0:44:27 > 0:44:30CHEERING

0:44:33 > 0:44:35AUDIENCE YELL THEIR NAMES

0:44:35 > 0:44:38It's like we're at a One Direction concert or summat!

0:44:38 > 0:44:40SHOUTING CONTINUES

0:44:40 > 0:44:42- All right, all right.- All right.

0:44:42 > 0:44:44- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.

0:44:44 > 0:44:47- I think you win that one. - There's only a few...

0:44:47 > 0:44:51- They were obviously watching last series, when you bet me a lot.- OK.

0:44:51 > 0:44:54- Let's get started. I'm very excited.- OK.

0:44:54 > 0:44:56- Sam, you start this side. - OK.- Mark, you start that side.

0:44:56 > 0:44:58Cheers, mate. OK.

0:44:58 > 0:45:00- Are you ready, gents?- Yeah, very ready.- Plate in my hand?

0:45:00 > 0:45:03- Here we go. Yeah, plates in your hands.- Plates in your hands.

0:45:03 > 0:45:06Here we go. Ready, gents? Three, two, one, go!

0:45:06 > 0:45:10GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS

0:45:13 > 0:45:17AUDIENCE SHOUTS ENCOURAGEMENT

0:45:21 > 0:45:23Fine! Plate number two, plate number two!

0:45:25 > 0:45:28Yeah!

0:45:29 > 0:45:33PLATES SMASH Yeah!

0:45:33 > 0:45:35In your face!

0:45:35 > 0:45:38APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:45:40 > 0:45:44That also means that it's a win for anybody

0:45:44 > 0:45:47who held up a Sam card. Well done, you're getting yourself a prize!

0:45:49 > 0:45:51Sam & Mark's Friday Wind-Up wristbands!

0:45:51 > 0:45:54Sorry for all you Mark supporters out there, I let you down.

0:45:54 > 0:45:57- I'm so sorry!- I think we should clear this mess up actually.

0:45:57 > 0:45:59- We should, definitely.- Yeah.

0:45:59 > 0:46:01OK. But while we do, take a look at what happened

0:46:01 > 0:46:05when we wound up our studio audience before the show. Nice challenge!

0:46:05 > 0:46:08Watch out for the angry plant, audience.

0:46:08 > 0:46:10PLANT GROWLS

0:46:11 > 0:46:13THEY SCREAM

0:46:13 > 0:46:15PLANT GROWLS

0:46:19 > 0:46:21PLANT GROWLS

0:46:24 > 0:46:26PLANT GROWLS

0:46:29 > 0:46:33APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:46:33 > 0:46:37- Hey!- Yeah! The Finger is back, and it is ready to do some picking.

0:46:37 > 0:46:39- Ah, good. Yeah, come on. - Not that kind of picking!

0:46:39 > 0:46:42- Silly sausage!- Sorry, sorry!

0:46:42 > 0:46:46It's here to pick two families to take part in our grand finale.

0:46:46 > 0:46:48What? The one where they can win loads of goodies, including

0:46:48 > 0:46:51- tonight's star prize, a generic games console?- The very same!

0:46:51 > 0:46:53- Finger Of Fun, find us two families! - Fantastic!

0:46:53 > 0:46:55BOTH: Whoa!

0:46:59 > 0:47:01# Who's it gonna be?

0:47:03 > 0:47:06BOTH: # Who's it gonna be? #

0:47:06 > 0:47:08Oh, I think we've got 'em!

0:47:08 > 0:47:10- OK.- The Finger has made up its mind,

0:47:10 > 0:47:14and our first family are the Bailey family from Scunthorpe!

0:47:14 > 0:47:17APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:47:17 > 0:47:20But who will they be competing against? Off you go, Finger!

0:47:22 > 0:47:24# Who's it gonna be?

0:47:29 > 0:47:32# Who's it gonna be? Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah! #

0:47:34 > 0:47:36Oh!

0:47:36 > 0:47:39It's our family from Bolton!

0:47:42 > 0:47:45OK, you lot, get yourselves down here, because it's time to play...

0:47:45 > 0:47:48BOTH: ..Rotation! Come on down, guys, come on down!

0:47:50 > 0:47:53APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:47:56 > 0:47:57Ladies and gentlemen,

0:47:57 > 0:48:01welcome to the only game on TV where you have to rotate

0:48:01 > 0:48:04on a joint turntable to avoid getting slimed.

0:48:04 > 0:48:06Let's meet our families!

0:48:06 > 0:48:09It's the Bailey family! Yeah!

0:48:09 > 0:48:11CHEERING

0:48:12 > 0:48:16Now, team captain Izabel, tell us who else you've got with you.

0:48:16 > 0:48:20- I've got my Auntie Sarah, my mum Kerry and my dad Lee.- Fantastic.

0:48:20 > 0:48:23Tell us an interesting fact about yourselves.

0:48:23 > 0:48:27We've got three lizards, two boys and one girl,

0:48:27 > 0:48:31- and we started to breed them and we've got five babies.- Wow!

0:48:31 > 0:48:35- Aw, that's wicked! They're not here with you, are they?- No.

0:48:35 > 0:48:39- Oh, that's great.- Scare me, lizards. - OK. Time to meet your opponents.

0:48:43 > 0:48:45Yeah!

0:48:45 > 0:48:49I like that! Usain... Oh, no, it's not. Oh, yeah, it is Usain.

0:48:49 > 0:48:52Nice one. Tiya, team captain, introduce the gang for us.

0:48:52 > 0:48:55This is my sister Maya, this is my mum Ragene,

0:48:55 > 0:48:58- and this is my dad, Roni. - It's lovely to have you.

0:48:58 > 0:49:02- Guys, why do you deserve to win? - Cos we're awesome.- Ooh, I like it!

0:49:02 > 0:49:05I like it. OK, well, here is how the game works.

0:49:05 > 0:49:09- Above our families is something that we like to call...- The Tank...

0:49:09 > 0:49:11- ..Of Terror!- Ooh!

0:49:11 > 0:49:13DRAMATIC MUSIC

0:49:13 > 0:49:14Argh!

0:49:16 > 0:49:17Yes, all through the game,

0:49:17 > 0:49:20this tank will be slowly filling up with slime.

0:49:20 > 0:49:22Meanwhile, our teams will be directly below it

0:49:22 > 0:49:24answering a series of questions.

0:49:24 > 0:49:27If they get one right, they will spin around away from the tank

0:49:27 > 0:49:28and into the Safe Zone.

0:49:29 > 0:49:31Just like that.

0:49:31 > 0:49:36But if they continue to get them wrong, they stay right here in...

0:49:36 > 0:49:38- The Danger...- Zone!

0:49:41 > 0:49:43Yeah. Yeah, I know.

0:49:43 > 0:49:45The aim of the game is to stay out of this zone,

0:49:45 > 0:49:47because when the tank fills up to the black line...

0:49:47 > 0:49:51The team underneath will get covered in slime! Ha, ha, ha!

0:49:51 > 0:49:54One of you's going to get covered in slime! Ha, ha, ha!

0:49:54 > 0:49:58- Calm down, calm down. Sam! No pressure on you, then.- Ha, ha!- OK.

0:49:58 > 0:50:02- Bailey family, you'll be going first. Are you ready?- Yeah.

0:50:02 > 0:50:03SAM AND MARK GIGGLE

0:50:03 > 0:50:06Good luck to both families. Here we go. Start the slime.

0:50:06 > 0:50:10How are Niall, Zayn, Liam, Louis and Harry collectively better known?

0:50:10 > 0:50:12- One Direction.- Correct. Rotate.

0:50:12 > 0:50:19- Who wrote the Tracy Beaker books? - Jacqueline Wilson.- Correct! Rotate.

0:50:19 > 0:50:21Who replaced Chris Moyles in 2012 as presenter

0:50:21 > 0:50:23of the Radio One Breakfast Show?

0:50:23 > 0:50:27- Come on, come on! Who is it? - What's his name?

0:50:27 > 0:50:31- Quick!- Nick Grimshaw. - Nick Grimshaw! Correct! Rotate.

0:50:31 > 0:50:35- What is the name of the Korean rapper who sang Gangnam Style?- PSY.

0:50:35 > 0:50:38- PSY, I'll give you that. Rotate! - Whoo!

0:50:38 > 0:50:41In which continent would you find the River Nile?

0:50:41 > 0:50:47- Africa.- Correct. Rotate! Who sang the lyrics, "Baby, baby, baby, ooh"?

0:50:47 > 0:50:51- Justin Bieber.- Correct! Rotate! Oh-ho-ho, it's getting close!

0:50:51 > 0:50:54- Which actor played Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter movies?- Ugh.

0:50:54 > 0:50:58- Rupert Grint.- Rupert Grint! Correct! Rotate!

0:50:58 > 0:51:00Name all five members of The Wanted!

0:51:00 > 0:51:05- Er...- Oh! Erm...- Erm... Z... Z... Z... Z....

0:51:05 > 0:51:09Incorrect. Next question. Which breed of dog does the Queen own?

0:51:09 > 0:51:13- Corgi!- Corgi! Correct! Rotate!

0:51:13 > 0:51:17- Who performed the title song to the James Bond movie Skyfall?- Adele.

0:51:17 > 0:51:19Correct! Rotate!

0:51:19 > 0:51:23Woo-hoo-hoo! It's getting close! What kind of fish was Nemo in the movie...

0:51:23 > 0:51:24Goldfish.

0:51:26 > 0:51:27MAYA SCREAMS

0:51:28 > 0:51:29CHEERING

0:51:32 > 0:51:34Ha-ha!

0:51:34 > 0:51:36- I'm so sorry!- Please!

0:51:36 > 0:51:41Please, let's take a look at that in slow-mo.

0:51:41 > 0:51:42CHEERING

0:51:46 > 0:51:49- Guys, unlucky. How are you feeling?- Wet.

0:51:49 > 0:51:50LAUGHTER

0:51:50 > 0:51:51And cold. Bless you.

0:51:51 > 0:51:54That means the Bailey family are going through to the final round.

0:51:54 > 0:51:58Let me tell them. Bailey family, well done. High fives all round!

0:51:58 > 0:52:01Go on, go and get yourselves ready. Go on. There you go.

0:52:01 > 0:52:04Don't worry, you're not going home empty-handed.

0:52:04 > 0:52:07- You can take as much slime as you like.- Hey!

0:52:07 > 0:52:10But we are also going to give you some

0:52:10 > 0:52:12Sam & Mark Big Friday Wind-Up goody bags.

0:52:12 > 0:52:15- Is that all right?- Yeah.- Have you had a good day?- Yeah.- Brilliant!

0:52:15 > 0:52:16SAM AND MARK LAUGH

0:52:16 > 0:52:19Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for them!

0:52:19 > 0:52:20CHEERING

0:52:21 > 0:52:25It's now time for the Bailey family to win some amazing prizes

0:52:25 > 0:52:27as we play Stuck On You.

0:52:27 > 0:52:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:52:37 > 0:52:40Playing this game for the Bailey family, it's Izabel and Sarah.

0:52:40 > 0:52:44- How are you feeling, guys?- OK... - Great!- That's what we like to see!

0:52:44 > 0:52:46Right, here are the rules.

0:52:46 > 0:52:49The Wind-Up audience are armed with hundreds of balls.

0:52:49 > 0:52:50Hold up your balls, everyone!

0:52:50 > 0:52:52- AUDIENCE:- Whoo!

0:52:52 > 0:52:55There we go. You have to run around and catch as many of those balls,

0:52:55 > 0:52:59- using your sticky suit. Understand?- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:52:59 > 0:53:02At the end of the game, we'll count up the balls

0:53:02 > 0:53:03and see what prizes you qualify for.

0:53:03 > 0:53:06More than 20 balls, represented by this yellow line here,

0:53:06 > 0:53:09will win you all these lovely board games.

0:53:09 > 0:53:10AUDIENCE: Whoo!

0:53:11 > 0:53:14More than 40 balls, which is represented by this blue line,

0:53:14 > 0:53:19will get you the board games and a family day out at a theme park!

0:53:19 > 0:53:20AUDIENCE: Whoo!

0:53:20 > 0:53:22Not cheap these days, not cheap.

0:53:22 > 0:53:25And more than 60 balls, which is represented by the red line,

0:53:25 > 0:53:29will win you the board games, the day out at the theme park

0:53:29 > 0:53:32and tonight's Star Prize, a games console!

0:53:32 > 0:53:33AUDIENCE: Whoo!

0:53:35 > 0:53:40- Now, Izabel and Sarah, are you ready?- Yes!- Yes, so focused!

0:53:40 > 0:53:42Don't know about Sarah but you know!

0:53:42 > 0:53:45- Lee and Kerry, how do you reckon they're going to do?- Brilliantly.

0:53:45 > 0:53:47Awesome, that's what we like to hear.

0:53:47 > 0:53:49- Could you please take your positions?- Good luck, girls.

0:53:49 > 0:53:53- Good luck.- Best of luck to you.

0:53:54 > 0:53:59All right. In three, two, one. Audience, let them have it!

0:53:59 > 0:54:01Yeah, yeah, yeah!

0:54:01 > 0:54:04AUDIENCE SCREAMS AND CHEERS

0:54:07 > 0:54:09Get on the floor! Get on the floor!

0:54:11 > 0:54:12Come on! Come on!

0:54:13 > 0:54:15KLAXON

0:54:15 > 0:54:17Time's up! Come over here, guys.

0:54:17 > 0:54:20Come on, Izabel. Come on. Come on, lovely.

0:54:22 > 0:54:26- Nice work. Come over here.- OK, let's start counting up these balls.

0:54:26 > 0:54:29- Here we go.- Here we go.

0:54:30 > 0:54:33- You've done so well.- Oh.

0:54:33 > 0:54:36- Looks like the board games. - You got the board games!- Come on.

0:54:36 > 0:54:40We can do this, we can do this. How you getting on, Sam?

0:54:40 > 0:54:43- That's you done, that's you done. Come on.- OK.

0:54:43 > 0:54:47Almost getting the theme park tickets. Come on, you can do this!

0:54:47 > 0:54:49Oh! Come on.

0:54:49 > 0:54:51CHEERING

0:54:51 > 0:54:53- That's the theme park.- Yeah!

0:54:53 > 0:54:56- Nice work, guys.- Well done!

0:54:56 > 0:54:57- Hey!- All right!

0:54:58 > 0:55:01You've won the board games and the theme park tickets.

0:55:01 > 0:55:04- Congratulations. Have you had a good day?- Yes!- Brilliant.- Brilliant.

0:55:04 > 0:55:07- Well done.- Yeah!- Give a massive round of applause.- Yay!

0:55:10 > 0:55:11OK.

0:55:11 > 0:55:13It is almost time for us to wind up the show, but not before

0:55:13 > 0:55:16we've said a massive thank you to everyone we've surprised tonight.

0:55:16 > 0:55:20- And of course, Ian the plate spinner.- Yeah, the plate spinner!

0:55:20 > 0:55:22- Yay!- He was great.

0:55:22 > 0:55:25We shall see you next time, but right now, playing us out,

0:55:25 > 0:55:27it's the fantastic Matt Cardle!

0:55:27 > 0:55:28CHEERING

0:55:35 > 0:55:37# Tell me you want me

0:55:39 > 0:55:43# You're thinking that you'll walk back in my life again

0:55:43 > 0:55:46# Saying you need me

0:55:47 > 0:55:52# I've been hearing stories from mistaken friends

0:55:52 > 0:55:55# And someone said you sold me out

0:55:55 > 0:55:56# You sold me out

0:55:56 > 0:55:58# I try to shut it out

0:55:58 > 0:56:01# But it's too late

0:56:01 > 0:56:05# All those tears I watched you fake

0:56:05 > 0:56:08# Thinking I was doing you wrong

0:56:09 > 0:56:13# And now I hear it's my mistake

0:56:13 > 0:56:16# Cos you were never sleeping alone

0:56:16 > 0:56:18# When you were my girl

0:56:21 > 0:56:24# When you were my girl

0:56:25 > 0:56:27# I told you I was sorry

0:56:29 > 0:56:34# How could you lie so easily right to the end?

0:56:34 > 0:56:36# You want to hold me, yeah

0:56:38 > 0:56:43# But I don't find it that easy to pretend

0:56:43 > 0:56:45# And someone said you sold me out

0:56:45 > 0:56:47# You sold me out

0:56:47 > 0:56:49# I try to shut it out

0:56:49 > 0:56:51# But it's too late

0:56:51 > 0:56:55# All those tears I watched you fake

0:56:55 > 0:57:00# Thinking I was doing you wrong

0:57:00 > 0:57:04# And now I hear it's my mistake

0:57:04 > 0:57:07# Cos you were never sleeping alone

0:57:07 > 0:57:09# When you were my girl

0:57:11 > 0:57:14# When you were my girl

0:57:15 > 0:57:20# When you were my girl

0:57:20 > 0:57:22# Ah-oooo

0:57:22 > 0:57:25# When you were mine

0:57:25 > 0:57:29# So all those tears I watched you fake

0:57:29 > 0:57:32# Thinking I was doing you wrong

0:57:34 > 0:57:37# Now I hear it's my mistake

0:57:37 > 0:57:41# Cos you were never sleeping alone

0:57:41 > 0:57:42# When you were my girl

0:57:42 > 0:57:46# All those tears I watched you fake

0:57:46 > 0:57:50# Thinking I was doing you wrong

0:57:50 > 0:57:54# And now I hear it's my mistake

0:57:54 > 0:57:57# Cos you were never sleeping alone

0:57:57 > 0:57:59# When you were my girl

0:58:02 > 0:58:04# When you were my girl

0:58:06 > 0:58:09# When you were my girl

0:58:11 > 0:58:14# Oh-oh-ho. #

0:58:16 > 0:58:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE