0:00:21 > 0:00:23Hello, everybo... Ugh!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Oh, yes! Sam, you are here. Nice one.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Where is everyone? I thought it started at 7.00 and it's...
0:00:29 > 0:00:30- 7.02.- Don't worry, they'll be here
0:00:30 > 0:00:34and there are some benefits about being at a party early. Look, ooh!
0:00:34 > 0:00:37But, Mark, it's Big Friday Wind-Up end-of-series-five party.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40I wanted to, you know, make a big entrance!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Yes, I must admit,
0:00:42 > 0:00:45I was a bit disappointed with the size of my entrance.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46DRUMROLL
0:00:46 > 0:00:50No, Mark, you don't understand. I wanted my presence to be felt.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Yeah, I know what you mean. I think it's a bicycle.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55DRUMROLL No. Mark! I wanted all eyes on me.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56DRUMROLL
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Why must you take everything so literally?
0:00:59 > 0:01:01- I just really like the font. - DRUMROLL
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Where you getting all these comedy props from?
0:01:03 > 0:01:04I don't know, Sam. I really don't know.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Anyway, I always think we make better entrances together.
0:01:08 > 0:01:13'Some men enter room and nobody notices.'
0:01:13 > 0:01:16'We enter room and at least one person notices.'
0:01:16 > 0:01:19JAMES BOND THEME TUNE
0:01:31 > 0:01:33- The name's Mark.- Sam and Mark.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- BOTH:- Welcome to the weekend!
0:01:35 > 0:01:40MUSIC: Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson
0:01:43 > 0:01:44MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Yeah, I'm all right.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51FANFARE
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Hey, welcome to the week...
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Mark? Mark, it's the start of the show.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Sorry.
0:02:02 > 0:02:07FANFARE AND APPLAUSE
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Sorry. I was sent second-class. - Ha-ha!
0:02:09 > 0:02:13'From a planet not too far away
0:02:13 > 0:02:14'called Earth,
0:02:14 > 0:02:17'it's a man with special powers.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19'It's Sam the super host.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23'And also from that same planet Earth,
0:02:23 > 0:02:26'a man with similar powers,
0:02:26 > 0:02:29'it's Mark, the other super host.'
0:02:33 > 0:02:37MUSIC: The Rock Show by Blink 182
0:02:42 > 0:02:45SALSA MUSIC
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- CRACKING SOUND - Ah.
0:02:58 > 0:03:03CARNIVAL MUSIC
0:03:05 > 0:03:09- Oh!- Oh! - BOTH:- Welcome to the weekend.
0:03:13 > 0:03:18# We're walking in the air
0:03:18 > 0:03:25# We're floating in the moonlit sky
0:03:25 > 0:03:28# The people far below
0:03:28 > 0:03:34# Are sleeping as we fly
0:03:35 > 0:03:41# Children gaze open-mouthed
0:03:41 > 0:03:44# Taken by surprise
0:03:45 > 0:03:50# Nobody down below
0:03:50 > 0:03:53# Believes their eyes
0:03:53 > 0:03:58# We're surfing in the air
0:03:58 > 0:04:00# We're swimming in the... #
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- Aah. - GLASS BREAKS
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- All right, mate? What are you doing? - Building a pie tower.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- What, a piescraper?- No.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Pieffel Tower?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12That's difference between me and you, Sam.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14See, you come in here with your big words and all that stuff,
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- but me, I'm more practical, you see? - Oh, yeah?- Yeah.- I bet I can build
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- a better pie tower than your pie tower!- I bet you can't.- I bet I can.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24- Come on, then.- All right, then. - All right.- All right, then. Pie, pie,
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- pie, pie... Oh! You've got the bigger pies.- Yes!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30I win at pies like I win at life.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Yeah! Woo.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34You have got a good competitive spirit, Mark, I'll give you that,
0:04:34 > 0:04:37which does come in handy for Mark Versus.
0:04:39 > 0:04:44'You have to at least be a black belt in karate, have an IQ of 145
0:04:44 > 0:04:49'and danger as your middle name if you are to take on Mark Rhodes.'
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Woo!- 'Although, he has none of these things.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53'And each week, I had a noble challenger ready
0:04:53 > 0:04:55'to step up and prove that.'
0:04:55 > 0:04:59I'm smarter than him, I've never lost before and you're going DOWN!
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Ahh!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03I'm definitely a number one, but you...you're a number two.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Oh!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Are you ready?- I'm born ready.- OK.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- Can I? Can I?- You can do it, mate. Go for it.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16I just want to open it up a little bit.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND GROANS Go for it.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Are you ready?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23LAUGHTER
0:05:24 > 0:05:27OK, OK, Mark, Mark.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- LAUGHS: You need to tell us... - He can't breathe.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32You need to tell us -
0:05:32 > 0:05:34what's on your face?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- MUFFLED:- Is it a fish?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Fight your way out of that paper bag. Go!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Go, go, go!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Oh, she's doing a good job.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- Come on!- Go, Amy. Go, Amy.- Go, Amy.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- Mind your head. Mind your head. - Mind your head. Yes!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58CHEERING
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Nice work, Amy. You all right, Mark?
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- You all right, mate?- I thought I was going to win that one.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Plate one.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11AUDIENCE GROANS
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Yazmin, you don't have to lick it if you don't want to,
0:06:13 > 0:06:17but you will forfeit the point. It is entirely up to you.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Here you go. Here you go. Taste it, taste it.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- That's disgusting.- It's disgusting, but what is it?- Custard.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27You are saying custard.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28You are right!
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Yazmin, I'm not going to lie, if you said custard is disgusting,
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- it's going to go down hill from here, love.- Oh, dear.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39OK, Mark, it is time now for you to choose a bucket
0:06:39 > 0:06:41to be poured over your head.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- What's it going to be - bucket A or bucket B?- Oh, no.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46I'm going to go for B.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50OK. In that case,
0:06:50 > 0:06:55Mr Burgess, if you'd like to bring bucket B over to Mark.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59And you are about to pour whatever is inside over Mark's head.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03If it's nasty, it's one point to Ella.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Over to you, Mr Burgess.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Mark, lick my filthy dishes.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17MARK EXHALES
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Puff on this.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21I think you should give it a good lick cos it's tough.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25AUDIENCE GROANS
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- It's beans.- Yes, and...?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- Uh...- Come on, think about it.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Is it in like some kind of chilli sauce or something?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39- Not chilli.- Barbecue sauce?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42You are wrong, I'm afraid.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45It was beans and mustard, which means, Yazmin,
0:07:45 > 0:07:47you are today's winner.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- Take off your blindfold. Take it off.- Yes!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- I think I won't touch this one, mate.- OK.- It's that bad.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- OK, in that case, I will put it on your face.- Oh, no.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Come on, Sam. You are brave, Sam.
0:08:00 > 0:08:05SAM SCREAMS
0:08:05 > 0:08:07It's eating the banana!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Mark, Mark, you need to tell us -
0:08:11 > 0:08:14what's on your face/neck?
0:08:14 > 0:08:16It's a real millipede.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18It is a real millipede.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Get it off me, get it off me!
0:08:20 > 0:08:23HE PLAYS JOLLY TUNE WITH HORNS
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Good. Join in, join in.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28THEY PLAY JOLLY TUNE WITH HORNS
0:08:49 > 0:08:52CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:08:52 > 0:08:56- So, we've got a nine and eight. - So, I need 11 to win.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00- There you go.- Brilliant. - SAM LAUGHS
0:09:03 > 0:09:06OK, yeah, but ten to draw, so that's all right.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Oh, Merry Christmas.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12- OK, Mark, if you would like to step up to the mic.- Let's do this.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17- Shh.- He's took the mic out of the mic stand, what a loser!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20LAUGHTER
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Why are you standing like that?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Mark, Mark?- What?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- You are singing the beautiful classic...- I know.- ..Deck The Halls.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Oh, I didn't know that. - OK, best of luck. Cue the music.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38HE SINGS:
0:10:07 > 0:10:10'But every dog does have its day and against all the odds,
0:10:10 > 0:10:12'Mark finally managed to win one.'
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Best of luck, guys. Kimberly, over to you.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20SHE MOUTHS
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Oh, cheeky. SHE MOUTHS
0:10:24 > 0:10:25Don't forget, she's American,
0:10:25 > 0:10:28so she could say things slightly differently.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- Tricky.- Oh, yeah.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Hey!- Hey!- Right. - Well, hey!- Right, right.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Time is up. Girls, what have you gone for?
0:10:39 > 0:10:40- BOTH:- Boys smell.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43You are saying boys smell.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Mark, what have you gone for?
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Boys definitely do smell, but this one smells particularly badly.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Mark smells, smiley face.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Kimberly Wyatt, what was coming out of your mouth?
0:10:55 > 0:10:56SHE INHALES AND SQUEALS
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Yes! Ha-ha!
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Mark smells...- Woo!- ..which means,
0:11:01 > 0:11:05Mark, you are today's winner of Mark Versus.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- Woohoo.- He's going to be pretty smug about this.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Embarrassing grandad alert.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15I wouldn't be embarrassed by those mugs, mind.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Megan, your grandad Peter is a Strictly fan who loves to dance.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22In that case, Alan, do the honours.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25'Dancing the Rumba, Megan's grandad Peter,
0:11:25 > 0:11:28'please come out of Mark's Christmas mouth.'
0:11:28 > 0:11:32RUMBA MUSIC
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Yeah!
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Yeah!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Yeah!
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Hey! I like it, I like it. I like it.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Yeah!
0:11:59 > 0:12:00I love that.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04No-one is texting me back.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Oh, maybe they haven't got any signal or fingers.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Or maybe their battery's run out.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Yeah, maybe they're all robots and their batteries are running out.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- I mean their phone battery. - Oh, yeah, that makes more sense.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Anyway, I think I'm going to mingle over there.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18- With who?- Don't know.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Do you even know what mingle means?
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- A type of crisp, isn't it? - Do you know what?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24If anyone was here, you'd be really embarrassing me right now.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27What, as embarrassed as a kid on Parents On Trial?
0:12:27 > 0:12:28- Funny you should say that.- Why?- Uh!
0:12:30 > 0:12:34'For centuries, parents have embarrassed their kids.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36'They'll dance, they'll sing,
0:12:36 > 0:12:40'they'll do whatever it takes to embarrass them.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44'And they've got away with it until now.'
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Oi, you lot, no silence in court.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49'Lord Justice Rhodes
0:12:49 > 0:12:52'and hotshot lawyer Sam Nixon are here to bring them to justice.'
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Case one - DJ Holly.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59MUSIC: We Like To Party by Vengaboys
0:12:59 > 0:13:01DJ Holly is in the house!
0:13:05 > 0:13:08MUSIC: Macarena by Los Del Rio
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Case two - Next Step Dad.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Ever since I was little, all I wanted to do was dance.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30I have a gift the whole world should see
0:13:30 > 0:13:32and I want to make my dream a reality.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37THE NEXT STEP THEME TUNE
0:13:52 > 0:13:56Case three - Christmas Dancing Mum On The Loose.
0:13:56 > 0:14:01MUSIC: All I Want For Christmas by Mariah Carey
0:14:15 > 0:14:17And she hasn't stopped there.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Bring out the accused - Indy's mum, Kate.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35Case four - Weird Lady Bearded Singing Man Dad.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43# You can't stop the motion of the ocean or the sun in the sky
0:14:43 > 0:14:46# You can wonder if you want to But I never ask why
0:14:46 > 0:14:48# And if you try to hold me down
0:14:48 > 0:14:51# I'm going to spit in your eye and say
0:14:51 > 0:14:53# That you can stop the beat. #
0:14:54 > 0:14:57And on this occasion, the punishment very much fitted the crime.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Oh!
0:15:02 > 0:15:05LAUGHTER
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Tell me, could this day get any worse?- No.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19'But the biggest crimes of all were crimes against our ears.'
0:15:19 > 0:15:21- SINGS OFF-KEY:- # Built this city
0:15:22 > 0:15:24# We built this city
0:15:24 > 0:15:26# On sausage rolls
0:15:26 > 0:15:27# Built this city
0:15:28 > 0:15:30# We built this city
0:15:30 > 0:15:34# On sausage rolls. #
0:15:37 > 0:15:39# I know I stand in line
0:15:39 > 0:15:42# And do you think you have the time
0:15:42 > 0:15:44# To spend an evening with me?
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- MACHINE:- 'Please scan an item or press green to start.'
0:15:47 > 0:15:50# And if we go someplace to dance
0:15:50 > 0:15:54# I know that there's a chance you won't be leaving with me
0:15:54 > 0:15:56'Did you use any of your own bags?'
0:15:56 > 0:16:01# And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place
0:16:01 > 0:16:04# And have a drink or two
0:16:04 > 0:16:06'Please wait for assistance.'
0:16:06 > 0:16:12# And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like... #
0:16:12 > 0:16:13'Unexpected item in bagging area.'
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Guilty.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22# Give them the old razzle-dazzle
0:16:22 > 0:16:24# Razzle-dazzle them. #
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Guilty.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Hello there, my name is Tom Jones. Yeah!
0:16:29 > 0:16:33And I used to be the James Bond of the Valleys, I did.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35That's right. I did. In Wales.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38My Bond girl, she would be Rita Ora.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41And another friend of mine who is the King himself, Elvis Presley.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44# You ain't nothing but a hound dog
0:16:45 > 0:16:47# Crying all the time
0:16:47 > 0:16:50# You ain't nothing but a hound dog
0:16:50 > 0:16:53# Crying all the time
0:16:53 > 0:16:55# Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit
0:16:55 > 0:16:58# And you a no friend of mine. #
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Thank you very much.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Guilty.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06However, nothing could be worse than a repeat offender.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09It isn't your worst nightmare, though, because you said
0:17:09 > 0:17:12that your worst nightmare would be your mum dressed as a DJ
0:17:12 > 0:17:14doing a DJ set in front of your friends,
0:17:14 > 0:17:16but your friends aren't here.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19It's still the same. It's just the same reaction.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23- But it would be worse if your friends were here?- Yes.- Interesting.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25LAUGHTER
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Well, let's see if they are here. Oh, yes, they are.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Bring out the defendant's accomplices -
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Emily, Florence and Molly!
0:17:32 > 0:17:35# Boom, boom, boom Let me hear you say wayo
0:17:35 > 0:17:36- DJ HOLLY:- Wayo!
0:17:36 > 0:17:39# Boom, boom, boom Now, let me hear you say wayo...
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Sing wayo.- Oh, my God. - Sing wayo.- Wayo!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45# Boom, boom, boom Now, let me hear you say wayo...
0:17:45 > 0:17:46- Wayo.- Hey!
0:17:46 > 0:17:49# Boom, boom, boom Now, let me hear you say wayo... #
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Wayo.
0:17:58 > 0:18:03Oh, I feel like I've eaten a horse made of cheese.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Ha, mascarpone.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- What?- It's a joke, isn't it?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Gag, horse, cheese.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11- Forget it.- I might explode.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12I'm going to the toilet.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Mark?
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Where's he gone?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29- SAM SCREAMS - Boo!
0:18:29 > 0:18:31I think I need toilet again.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33I'll bet that's how the kids felt
0:18:33 > 0:18:35when we did In Yer House and Smarked.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39We were wondering this series
0:18:39 > 0:18:40what could be better than
0:18:40 > 0:18:42getting in the face of our biggest fans.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45You know it, going undercover for In Yer House.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48As secret agents, we would hide in our targets' homes
0:18:48 > 0:18:52and take part in a series of challenges with only one rule -
0:18:52 > 0:18:54don't get caught.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57We scoured the UK to find some of the most unsuspecting targets
0:18:57 > 0:19:00and with the help of their friends and parents,
0:19:00 > 0:19:03got up to some absolute mayhem right under their noses.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Well, assuming they can catch us, of course.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10In Yer House is all about being quiet, so you don't get caught.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12That's why I gave you that buzzer came in Watford.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14'If you fail to complete this challenge,
0:19:14 > 0:19:16'you'll have failed In Yer House.'
0:19:16 > 0:19:18RATTLING
0:19:26 > 0:19:29RATTLING
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Stop making a noise.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34RATTLING
0:19:34 > 0:19:36The worst player ever of this game.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40How is she not getting him? How is she not getting him?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52He's done it, he's done it, well done. 'Well done.'
0:19:52 > 0:19:54'That really was a ridiculous challenge,
0:19:54 > 0:19:58'but luckily I had something up my sleeve for you in Sale.'
0:19:59 > 0:20:02I'm just sending in another little surprise for Mark.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03DOG BARKS
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Release the hounds.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Nice doggies.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Do you like dogs, Mark?
0:20:26 > 0:20:29'All right, Nixon, yeah, very funny with the dogs,
0:20:29 > 0:20:33'but I'm still laughing at what I did to you in Bolton.'
0:20:33 > 0:20:37'Go back into the backpack, you will find a wax strip.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38'I want you to use'
0:20:38 > 0:20:41one of those wax strips on your arm.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44'Not so confident now, Mr Nixon?'
0:20:48 > 0:20:50'Now you are in trouble.'
0:20:50 > 0:20:51You're in trouble.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56'This is going to hurt, this is going to hurt.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59THEY LAUGH
0:20:59 > 0:21:02RIPPING
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Oh, bless him.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20'Yeah, yeah, I'll give you that.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24'That was painful, but nothing is as painful as getting rumbled.'
0:21:24 > 0:21:26'And we both had our fair share of rumbles.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31'I am never making you a cup of tea again after what
0:21:31 > 0:21:33'happened in Southport.'
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Get a teaspoon out of the spoon drawer.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39How long is this kettle taking?
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Pour the milk into the tea, stir it loudly.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Now tap it ten times.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01'One, two, three, four,
0:22:01 > 0:22:05MARK CONTINUES TAPPING 'five, six, seven, eight...'
0:22:05 > 0:22:06What's happening?
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Oh!
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Keep going.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Nine,
0:22:15 > 0:22:17ten,
0:22:17 > 0:22:1811...
0:22:18 > 0:22:21HE TAPS ..12,
0:22:21 > 0:22:23'13, 14.'
0:22:23 > 0:22:24He's coming.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25'15.'
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Hide, hide, hide. Get down, get down, get down.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Oh, my...
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Who is that? Oh, my...
0:22:34 > 0:22:38- HE LAUGHS - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40- No way!- Zach, I'm...- No way, no way.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44'Perhaps we are at our best when we work together,
0:22:44 > 0:22:47'but we're better still when the cast of Emmerdale give us a hand.'
0:22:47 > 0:22:50'Super fans Georgia and her mum, Nickie, were blown away
0:22:50 > 0:22:52'when Emmerdale star Matthew Wolfenden posed
0:22:52 > 0:22:54'as a crazy director and asked them to be extras
0:22:54 > 0:22:56'on our fake Emmerdale.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58'Complete with pantomime cow, of course.'
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- SAM MOOS - That's really good, that.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03- Get back in there!- Sorry, sorry.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06OK, guys. And background, go.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09- BOTH: Rhubarb.- And action.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Carly, I need to work with you in private.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Not now, Vanessa. I'm busy.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Well, I think you'll be interested in what I've got to say.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17All right, then. What?
0:23:17 > 0:23:19'Time for our entrance.'
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Stop. Hey, hey, hey! What is this?
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Hey, what is this?! Are you...
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- are you a real actor? - My agent told me to come today.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Well, your agent should have left you at HOME, man.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33'The director is not impressed.'
0:23:33 > 0:23:35What is this?!
0:23:35 > 0:23:37'But what about the girls?'
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- Get the costume off. Get the costume off them both.- (Is this real?)
0:23:40 > 0:23:43'Ooh, she's on to us. There's just one thing to do.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44'Time to come clean.'
0:23:44 > 0:23:48I just heard you say, "Is this real?" It's not real, girls.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50You're not really on a CBBC super fan show.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52You are on Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56CHEERING AND LAUGHTER
0:23:56 > 0:23:58- Oh, it's Dave! - THEY SCREAM
0:23:58 > 0:24:02'Georgia and Nickie were completely starstruck by the real Emmerdale
0:24:02 > 0:24:06- 'cast and set.- So next, we decided to try the complete opposite.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09'Get ready to enter the totally fake Wolfblood World.'
0:24:09 > 0:24:12- WOLF HOWLS - It's a brand-new attraction
0:24:12 > 0:24:15packed full of fun.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17See props from the series,
0:24:17 > 0:24:21experience the adrenaline-fuelled Wolfblood train
0:24:21 > 0:24:24and get up close and personal with the stars of the show.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27'Sound too good to be true? Well, it is.'
0:24:27 > 0:24:29This isn't a real attraction.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33Yeah, we may have created Wolfblood World just to give one
0:24:33 > 0:24:36fan of the show an unforgettable experience.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38- Unforgettably rubbish.- Ha-ha, yeah!
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Edward, come in. Lovely to meet you.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45First off for super fan Edward was fake Wolfblood props.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47They were underwhelming to say the least.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50So, this is one of the chairs I don't know if you remember.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52That was actually one of the rocks from the series.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54There's only another 3,429.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Next, Edward got the chance to wolfify himself as Rob
0:24:58 > 0:25:01showed him the cutting-edge secrets of the Wolfblood make-up.
0:25:01 > 0:25:06There's always a fine line between scary wolf and circus clown.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Then Edward was ready for the Wolfblood train.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12- WOLF HOWLS - Ride the Wolfblood train.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Take a trip on the wild side
0:25:14 > 0:25:18and experience what it's like to feel the wind through your fur.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS
0:25:19 > 0:25:24(It's not a train as well. It's like a wheelbarrow.)
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Here he go. Here we go.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28'Welcome to the Wolfblood train.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32'Please keep your hands inside the car and remain seated at all times.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37'Warning, this ride is not for the faint-hearted.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40'Scream if you want to scream faster.'
0:25:40 > 0:25:41Lift up a little bit.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45'You could forgive Edward for expecting a bit more
0:25:45 > 0:25:48'bang for his buck, but that is exactly what Mark got
0:25:48 > 0:25:51'when I didn't turn up for work on the set of our other show,
0:25:51 > 0:25:53'Junior Bake-Off.'
0:25:53 > 0:25:56- I appreciate...- Sam, it's Sam.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58All right, mate. Stitched me up here, haven't you?
0:25:58 > 0:26:00- 'Oh, mate, I'm so sorry.' - Where are you?
0:26:00 > 0:26:02We've just been properly gridlocked, so I've just
0:26:02 > 0:26:05got out of the taxi cos I'm literally two minutes away, so...
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- All right, mate. OK.- 'Sorry, mate.' Bye.- 'All right, mate. Bye.'
0:26:10 > 0:26:12'The scene is set and Mark is running through his lines
0:26:12 > 0:26:16'whilst he waits for me to arrive. Well, that's what he thinks anyway.'
0:26:16 > 0:26:17"This is the most explosive episode yet.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20"That's right, we are going out with a bang."
0:26:20 > 0:26:22- And just here?- Perfect, yeah.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25(OK, this is the one.)
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Ready and action.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30We are just minutes away from the grand finale.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Who will produce the ultimate showstopper?
0:26:32 > 0:26:34This is the final episode.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36That's right, we are going out with a bang.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39LOUD EXPLOSION
0:26:44 > 0:26:46SAM LAUGHS
0:26:55 > 0:26:57HE SIGHS They've got to be here soon.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Well, in the meantime, let's play a game.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02- I'm listening.- Ho-ho! It's called sausage roll.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06- How do you play that?- What?! You've never played sausage roll before?
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Oh, mate, you have not lived until you've played sausage roll.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Basically, what you do is you pick a sausage and then you roll it.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16- Sounds amazing(!)- I could play it for saus-AGES.- Ha-ha, good one.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19- All right, then. Let's do it. - OK. Select a sausage.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22- Selected.- OK and roll it. - OK, here we go.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25- Ready?- Ready.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Hey, I won.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- Uh, no, you didn't.- But my sausage went further than yours.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53- That is not how you win. - Oh, how do you win, then?
0:27:53 > 0:27:56- You pick the right sausage. - What's the point in rolling it?
0:27:56 > 0:28:00Ugh, Sam, you are such a rookie. You'll get there one day.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03I prefer the games we played on the show.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05Skill, agility and intelligence -
0:28:05 > 0:28:08just some of the things you may or may not need
0:28:08 > 0:28:10for the games on Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12Games with great names.
0:28:12 > 0:28:13Get to the line, get to the line.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Get to the line, ladies. You're crazy.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17- That's it. - I'm hungry for the hotpot!
0:28:17 > 0:28:20- CHEERS AND APPLAUSE - You can do it, you can do it!
0:28:20 > 0:28:22Second time. You guys can have it.
0:28:22 > 0:28:26CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Come on, come on.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28That's it. Pick up more, pick up more.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30- Yes!- Yes!
0:28:30 > 0:28:32- SIREN RINGS - Here we go, here we go.
0:28:32 > 0:28:35- Oh!- Oh!
0:28:35 > 0:28:36It's time to pick that pickled prize
0:28:36 > 0:28:38from Peter Pocket's pre-eminent pocket.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40- Yes!- Yes! Well done. Off you go.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43BUBBLE WRAP RUSTLES Shh!
0:28:43 > 0:28:45MARK GROANS Shh!
0:28:45 > 0:28:48MARK WHIMPERS Shh!
0:28:48 > 0:28:50(Maybe you should crawl under it.)
0:28:50 > 0:28:52AUDIENCE GIGGLE
0:28:52 > 0:28:55- (Yeah, I think you should crawl under it.)- (Yeah.)
0:28:58 > 0:29:00WHISPERING: 'Be quiet, though.
0:29:00 > 0:29:02'Be quiet!
0:29:02 > 0:29:03'Crawl under!'
0:29:03 > 0:29:05- Ee!- 'Get your head down. Get it down.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07'There you go. Well done, well done.
0:29:07 > 0:29:10- 'Well done. It's good that. - Quiet! Quiet!
0:29:10 > 0:29:12'Quiet! Quiet!
0:29:16 > 0:29:18- 'Ooh!- Ooh, she's doing well. - Well done, well done.
0:29:18 > 0:29:21- 'Yeah, well done.- Keep going.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23'Shh! Don't wake... Well done.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25- 'Well done.- Well done.- Yeah.'
0:29:29 > 0:29:31TWIG SNAPS
0:29:31 > 0:29:33PETER SCREAMS
0:29:33 > 0:29:35- So close!- So close!- Aw.
0:29:35 > 0:29:38Jennifer and PRo are now going to perform
0:29:38 > 0:29:41a rap opera duet of a well-known song.
0:29:41 > 0:29:44- A hip-hopera, if you will. - Nice. Good one.- Thank you.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46Take it away, Jennifer and PRo.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:29:54 > 0:29:59# I stay up too late
0:29:59 > 0:30:05# Got nothing in my brain
0:30:05 > 0:30:09- # That's what people say - HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS
0:30:09 > 0:30:10# People say
0:30:10 > 0:30:12# That's what people say
0:30:14 > 0:30:15# People say
0:30:15 > 0:30:19# But I keep cruising
0:30:19 > 0:30:25# Can't stop, won't stop moving
0:30:25 > 0:30:27# It's like I've got this music
0:30:29 > 0:30:33# This music in my mind saying it's gonna be all right
0:30:34 > 0:30:36# Be all right. #
0:30:36 > 0:30:39Yeah! CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:30:39 > 0:30:40Yes!
0:30:40 > 0:30:44What was the song that Jennifer and PRo just sang?
0:30:44 > 0:30:45- Shake It Off.- Shake It Off.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48Best of luck, lads. Let's see if you're right.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50MUSIC: Shake It Off by Taylor Swift
0:30:50 > 0:30:53CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:30:53 > 0:30:56We would like you to present your own cookery show.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58That sounds good, yeah.
0:30:58 > 0:31:00Now, you've got 20 seconds to make a jam sandwich,
0:31:00 > 0:31:04and you must describe exactly what you're doing to the viewers at home.
0:31:04 > 0:31:06Imagine you were James Martin on Saturday Kitchen.
0:31:06 > 0:31:08- Mary Berry. - Yes, Mary Berry. Mary Berry.
0:31:08 > 0:31:12You've got...you've got it. All right. Could you get in position?
0:31:12 > 0:31:16And now on Connie TV, we present Cooking With Connie.
0:31:16 > 0:31:18So, I have two pieces of bread,
0:31:18 > 0:31:21and what I'm going to do, I'm going to get a bit of butter.
0:31:21 > 0:31:22- Nice.- Very good.- A bit.
0:31:22 > 0:31:26And I'm going to spread it on as fast as I can.
0:31:26 > 0:31:27You know, as you do.
0:31:27 > 0:31:31- Then I'm going to pop open the jam, get the jam...- OK. Five...
0:31:31 > 0:31:34- ..put it on there...- ..four.... - ..put it on there.- ..three...
0:31:34 > 0:31:36- Give it a taste! - ..and cut it in half!- ..two, one!
0:31:36 > 0:31:38- CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "Mm!"- Well done.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42Styled it out at the end.
0:31:42 > 0:31:44Come on, Nan! Come on!
0:31:44 > 0:31:48MUSIC: Jammin' by Bob Marley
0:31:53 > 0:31:55Come on, Nan!
0:31:55 > 0:31:56Come on, Nan! You've...
0:31:56 > 0:31:59SIREN SOUNDS Stop! Time's up!
0:31:59 > 0:32:01- Time's up!- Stop the madness.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03Irene... LAUGHTER
0:32:03 > 0:32:05..if you'd like to stand back in position.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07- Ooh...- Tricky one.- Tricky.- Tricky.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09Kimberly, it's over to you. How do think she did?
0:32:09 > 0:32:12Have another inspection. MARK CHUCKLES
0:32:12 > 0:32:14- You know what?- Go on. - I think it looks pretty amazing.
0:32:14 > 0:32:16- Yeah?- Yeah? - Does that mean she's a winner?
0:32:16 > 0:32:19- Yeah, she's a winner! - CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:32:19 > 0:32:21TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS
0:32:21 > 0:32:23Well done. Well done.
0:32:24 > 0:32:27The next topic, obviously, is kittens.
0:32:27 > 0:32:31Katie from the Katopians, you are against kittens.
0:32:31 > 0:32:33You have ten seconds. Debate.
0:32:33 > 0:32:37They're... I hate them compared to dogs, they smell,
0:32:37 > 0:32:42they scratch on people's sofas and make all the filling come out.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44- They aren't...they aren't... - SIREN SOUNDS
0:32:44 > 0:32:46- CHEERS AND APPLAUSE - All right. That's good.
0:32:46 > 0:32:50That's a good debate. Excellent. Excellent.
0:32:50 > 0:32:53Dermot from the Dermotcrats, you are for kittens.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55You've got ten seconds to tell us why. Go.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58Kittens are the cutest things and they're really warm,
0:32:58 > 0:33:02and if you have no friends, then they could be your new best friend.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04- AUDIENCE:- Aw!- Oh, wow. Well debated.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07SIREN SOUNDS Wow.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Going for the no friends argument.
0:33:09 > 0:33:11- Good.- I like it. - I like that. Well debated.
0:33:11 > 0:33:13- Like a true politician. - Great.- Well done.
0:33:13 > 0:33:16Now it's time for the general election, but better.
0:33:16 > 0:33:20Audience, please vote for who you would like to elect
0:33:20 > 0:33:22as the Wind-Up Prime Minister.
0:33:22 > 0:33:23Wow.
0:33:25 > 0:33:27I think it's fair to say that, ladies and gentlemen,
0:33:27 > 0:33:29would you please put your hands together
0:33:29 > 0:33:32for your new Wind-Up Prime Minister...
0:33:32 > 0:33:35Dermot from the Dermotcrats!
0:33:35 > 0:33:38CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:33:38 > 0:33:40Congratulations, Dermot.
0:33:40 > 0:33:43- I know how much this means to you. - Well done.
0:33:43 > 0:33:46What is the first thing that you're going to do
0:33:46 > 0:33:48as Wind-Up Prime Minister?
0:33:48 > 0:33:51Erm...ban girls from everything.
0:33:51 > 0:33:54- AUDIENCE:- Boo!- It's...it's pretty...pretty harsh,
0:33:54 > 0:33:56it's pretty harsh.
0:33:56 > 0:34:00- Silence.- It's been done now. You can't do anything about it.
0:34:00 > 0:34:03- You voted him in...so...! - LAUGHTER
0:34:03 > 0:34:05You want to ban girls from everything?!
0:34:05 > 0:34:08Everything except...erm, servants.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10- AUDIENCE:- Oh!
0:34:11 > 0:34:12Let's move on.
0:34:15 > 0:34:18Mount your animals.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20LAUGHTER
0:34:20 > 0:34:22Oh, what a sentence.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24- Right, we'll stand over here. - OK.- Best of luck.
0:34:24 > 0:34:27Lion, thumbs up, are we ready? LION ROARS
0:34:27 > 0:34:30- G-raffe, are you ready?- Hello! - All right, here we go.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32In three, two, one, Jumanji! WHISTLE BLOWS
0:34:32 > 0:34:35MUSIC: William Tell Overture by Gioachino Antonio Rossini
0:34:38 > 0:34:40CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:34:44 > 0:34:46SIREN RINGS
0:34:46 > 0:34:48It's fair to say that you made this lady swoon, Sam.
0:34:48 > 0:34:49I do my best.
0:34:49 > 0:34:53Kim, you had the hots for Sam when he was on Pop Idol many years ago.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56You nearly got a signed poster, but you never did,
0:34:56 > 0:34:57so here's something better.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59Sam, make her dreams come true.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02Ah... ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:35:02 > 0:35:03Hi.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06- AUDIENCE MEMBER:- Oh, my God.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09Excuse me. Excuse... Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
0:35:09 > 0:35:13Sorry. I'm trying to be graceful. Trying to be graceful.
0:35:15 > 0:35:16Don't look!
0:35:16 > 0:35:18CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:35:18 > 0:35:22Woohoo! Woohoo!
0:35:22 > 0:35:25Oh! Yeah, boy. Oh!
0:35:25 > 0:35:28HE BREAKS WIND Woo!
0:35:28 > 0:35:29Hey, Sam, guess who this is.
0:35:29 > 0:35:32- IN SCOTTISH ACCENT:- Ey, laddie, I've got egg on me face.
0:35:32 > 0:35:34No, my face is an egg.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37Hmm, good one. Erm, a Scotch egg.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39- LAUGHING:- No, no, no. Ewan McEgg-or.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41Oh! Clever.
0:35:41 > 0:35:42Hey, speaking of celebrities,
0:35:42 > 0:35:45we had some fantastic celebs on this series of Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:35:45 > 0:35:48I mean, we had Egg Petrie, Peter Andr-egg
0:35:48 > 0:35:51and Naomi Wilkinson...egg.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53Oh.
0:35:53 > 0:35:56# Got to turn around
0:35:57 > 0:36:01# Got to turn around... #
0:36:01 > 0:36:04One reason celebrities are scared to appear on our show
0:36:04 > 0:36:06is that we put them on a big wheel, spin them round
0:36:06 > 0:36:08and ask them to do stupid things.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11But that didn't stop this bunch of ne'er-do-wells.
0:36:11 > 0:36:14We've decided to make the celebrity interview a bit different.
0:36:14 > 0:36:18Yes, that's why we're interviewing Ben Shires instead of a celebrity.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20- I'm slightly nervous. - Don't be nervous.
0:36:20 > 0:36:23When we rehearsed this, there was a seatbelt
0:36:23 > 0:36:24and it's not here no more.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27- How you doing, Kimberly? VOICE TREMBLING:- Yeah, I'm OK.
0:36:27 > 0:36:31Hey, not so grand now, are we, Miss Perfect Celeriac Puree?
0:36:32 > 0:36:35'You might be unfortunate enough to land on truth.'
0:36:35 > 0:36:38- When did you last buy new pillows?- Mm.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43- It's the question everyone wants to know.- Yeah!- Er...
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Ooh, it must have been a couple of years ago,
0:36:45 > 0:36:48and I actually took them for a bit of a test drive in the shop.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50I actually lay on the floor of the shop to test them out.
0:36:50 > 0:36:54- No, you didn't. No. - That's the wrong answer.- You didn't.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56- I'm sure...- It was last night. - Was it?- It was last night.
0:36:56 > 0:36:59- I don't know my own mind. - Yeah.- Sadly.
0:36:59 > 0:37:03What is your favourite thing to order if you are eating out?
0:37:03 > 0:37:05Oh, oh, I love...
0:37:05 > 0:37:09I'm going to say...erm, cos this is the Friday Wind-Up,
0:37:09 > 0:37:12I love a traditional Friday fish and chips.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15- It's the wrong answer. - It's the wrong answer.- What?!
0:37:15 > 0:37:19- No.- It's croque monsieur. - Oh!- Sorry about that.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22What is the most annoying song in the world?
0:37:22 > 0:37:25Probably the Crazy Frog. Ask your parents.
0:37:25 > 0:37:28- It's the wrong answer. - Wrong answer.- What?!
0:37:28 > 0:37:29It's this one.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31# Meh-neh-neh-meh, meh-neh, meh-neh
0:37:31 > 0:37:33# Meh-neh-meh-neh-meh, meh-neh... #
0:37:33 > 0:37:35It's really annoying after a while.
0:37:35 > 0:37:37I quite liked it. I quite liked it.
0:37:37 > 0:37:41# You spin my head right round, right round... #
0:37:41 > 0:37:45'But whatever you do, try not to land on wind-up.'
0:37:45 > 0:37:48- Touch your nose with your tongue. - Ooh, tricky.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53- Hang on, do I have to take my shoe off?- Touch your what?
0:37:53 > 0:37:56Your no...touch your nose with your tongue.
0:37:56 > 0:37:58Oh, my tongue? I thought you said my toe.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00No! LAUGHTER
0:38:00 > 0:38:02Sorry, I'm from the Midlands. I'm from the Midlands.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04I speak funny.
0:38:04 > 0:38:07- Go and rub a bald man's head. - Ooh!- Go!
0:38:07 > 0:38:08I need a bald man!
0:38:08 > 0:38:11- Hands up, baldies! - Find someone. Find a bald man.
0:38:11 > 0:38:13Come here, bald man.
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Come on. Let's have a go on this.
0:38:15 > 0:38:18- Oh! Aw! - SQUEAKING NOISE
0:38:18 > 0:38:20Really nice texture, that.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23LAUGHTER Yay!
0:38:24 > 0:38:26Do an impression of a tangerine feeling sad
0:38:26 > 0:38:28because he's been peeled.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30Excellent. Excellent. Excellent.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33- All right, then. - BEN CLEARS THROAT
0:38:33 > 0:38:36SAD CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:38:36 > 0:38:37Wow.
0:38:42 > 0:38:44Surprisingly beautiful.
0:38:46 > 0:38:49- Aw.- Well done, Ben Shires.- Wow. CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:38:49 > 0:38:52- Do your best frightened turkey impression.- Good one.
0:38:54 > 0:38:58- Get up. Come on, stand up. - Come on.- Frightened turkey.
0:38:58 > 0:39:00SHE SCREAMS
0:39:00 > 0:39:03LAUGHTER It's good. Do more of it.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05SHE SCREAMS
0:39:05 > 0:39:07- Yeah, it's good.- Very good.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Good that.
0:39:10 > 0:39:13Find three people in the audience to do the YMCA with.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15- Go!- Go, go, go, go!
0:39:15 > 0:39:18What, do I just pick 'em out? I'll have you, I'll have you.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20All right. Who else? And I'll have you.
0:39:20 > 0:39:25- Come on. Wicked. What do we I do? - Here we go. Get ready. Here we go.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28- Stay on the steps! - # It's fun to stay at the YMCA
0:39:28 > 0:39:33# It's fun to stay at the YMCA... #
0:39:33 > 0:39:36Do the Macarena as fast as humanly possible.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39- Do I stand up?- Yeah!- Can't do it properly without you standing up.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42MACARENA PLAYS AT FAST TEMPO
0:39:54 > 0:39:57CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:39:57 > 0:39:59That was wicked. That was wicked.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02Ah... Really dusty up there.
0:40:02 > 0:40:04Ooh, yeah, I know. Nightmare.
0:40:04 > 0:40:06Oh, the girl over there's giving you the eye.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08- What girl?- Over there.
0:40:09 > 0:40:13That's not a girl. It's a plate on a stick with hair.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15- You should go talk to her. - She's not real.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17She's just one of the weird characters
0:40:17 > 0:40:20- that never made it into the show, Lady Plateface.- Ah...
0:40:20 > 0:40:22So, she doesn't count as a party guest, then?
0:40:22 > 0:40:25- Well, not really cos she's not real.- Ah.
0:40:25 > 0:40:28How dare you!
0:40:28 > 0:40:31Now I remember why she never made it onto the show. Right diva.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33Ah, we did have a few weird characters
0:40:33 > 0:40:35- that did make it in, though, didn't we?- Yeah.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37Amelia, your daddy's afraid of cotton wool.
0:40:37 > 0:40:40Yeah. Well, Danny, you're not going to like this.
0:40:40 > 0:40:42It's the Cotton Wool Man!
0:40:42 > 0:40:44HE GROWLS
0:40:46 > 0:40:49On this show, no-one is safe - not even him.
0:40:49 > 0:40:51LAUGHTER
0:40:51 > 0:40:53- Now... So you like all redheads? - Yeah.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55OK. Well, what about this redhead?
0:40:55 > 0:40:59DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:41:00 > 0:41:02Don't be shy, Peter Pockets.
0:41:02 > 0:41:05Don't be shy.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07Come here, Peter. Come here.
0:41:09 > 0:41:11Come here, Peter.
0:41:11 > 0:41:14Come on, Peter. Bring yourself over here.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16All right, Pete. How's it going, mate?
0:41:18 > 0:41:20- Sam. Sam!- What?
0:41:20 > 0:41:22Do want to go over to the dance floor
0:41:22 > 0:41:24- and dance like no-one's watching? - But no-one will be watching.
0:41:24 > 0:41:26Oh. Pretty pointless, then.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28I can't believe this. Us, the hosts of the show,
0:41:28 > 0:41:31we're the first ones here at this aftershow party.
0:41:31 > 0:41:33So many people worked on the show, and they're all late.
0:41:33 > 0:41:35Probably overslept, haven't they?
0:41:35 > 0:41:38You know how tiring a studio day can be.
0:41:38 > 0:41:40- Hello!- Hello! All right? How you doing?
0:41:40 > 0:41:42- Sam and Mark here.- Yeah.
0:41:42 > 0:41:46So, today, we are going to give you an exclusive behind-the-scenes look
0:41:46 > 0:41:51- at the brand-new series of Big Friday Wind-Up.- And Wind-Down.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53Ooh, what is Wind-Down, Mark? What is it?
0:41:53 > 0:41:56'Well, it's when we've finished the Wind-Up
0:41:56 > 0:41:58'and then we come upstairs and when we do a Weekend Wind-Down.'
0:41:58 > 0:42:00'In this very studio.'
0:42:00 > 0:42:02- Look at this. - It's the new part of the show.
0:42:02 > 0:42:04I'll tell you what else is a new part - this.
0:42:04 > 0:42:06- What's that? - Cut myself shaving, didn't I?
0:42:06 > 0:42:07Behind the scenes, innit?
0:42:08 > 0:42:11Even though Wind-Down is at the end of the show,
0:42:11 > 0:42:13we actually rehearse it first.
0:42:13 > 0:42:14We like to mix things up.
0:42:14 > 0:42:16And because we are so good,
0:42:16 > 0:42:20it's not long before we head over to studio number two.
0:42:22 > 0:42:23So, we've just left the wind-down area.
0:42:23 > 0:42:27We are now heading to the main show studio - the Wind-Up studio.
0:42:27 > 0:42:30- Yeah, we're going to show you how we rehearse.- Yeah.
0:42:30 > 0:42:31And how we can get in,
0:42:31 > 0:42:33- because this is our pass and all that stuff.- Yeah.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35- Actually, this is my pass.- Yeah.
0:42:35 > 0:42:38- Mark's always scared of these doors.- I don't like it.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41Ah! Ah! Ah! AH!
0:42:43 > 0:42:45He's scared. He's scared.
0:42:45 > 0:42:47You're not allowed. Sorry.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50- Don't know who any of these people are.- Yeah.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52- See you in there. - See how this pass works.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58So, we've given the studio a face-lift this year,
0:42:58 > 0:43:00but we've had new pictures done.
0:43:00 > 0:43:01So, these were taken recently
0:43:01 > 0:43:03cos the others were, like, five years old.
0:43:03 > 0:43:06This is mine, my face.
0:43:06 > 0:43:07Hello.
0:43:07 > 0:43:09Oh!
0:43:09 > 0:43:12Good that, innit? Done the same with the eye.
0:43:12 > 0:43:14(We're rehearsing. We're rehearsing the opening.
0:43:14 > 0:43:15(Go, go, go!)
0:43:15 > 0:43:17Sam and Mark!
0:43:17 > 0:43:20JAMES BOND THEME TUNE PLAYS
0:43:30 > 0:43:32Oh!
0:43:36 > 0:43:38- The name's Mark.- Sam and Mark.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40- BOTH:- Welcome to the weekend!
0:43:41 > 0:43:44Throughout the day, we run through each section of the show
0:43:44 > 0:43:47using members of the Wind-Up team as stand-ins.
0:43:47 > 0:43:49It's Naomi Wilkinson!
0:43:49 > 0:43:51- Yay!- Yay!
0:43:51 > 0:43:52Now, believe it or not,
0:43:52 > 0:43:55this gentleman here is not Naomi Wilkinson.
0:43:55 > 0:43:56This is what we do when we rehearse.
0:43:56 > 0:43:59We stick name badges of the guests that are coming onto the show,
0:43:59 > 0:44:01but they're not really them.
0:44:01 > 0:44:03What's your real name? I bet you can't guess it.
0:44:03 > 0:44:05- Sarah.- Sarah.- No, it's Graham.
0:44:05 > 0:44:08- Don't do gags when we're here. - Sorry, it's your job.- Exactly.
0:44:10 > 0:44:13- Is your face in this studio? - Is your face in this studio?
0:44:13 > 0:44:16- All this studio?- No, it's not. Get out of my face.- Unbelievable.
0:44:18 > 0:44:20Sarah - I mean, Graham -
0:44:20 > 0:44:23is just one of the team members that makes this show work.
0:44:23 > 0:44:24The Wind-Up team is massive.
0:44:24 > 0:44:28It takes approximately 70 people to make a show like this.
0:44:28 > 0:44:32There's the floor manager, camera crew, sound, lighting,
0:44:32 > 0:44:34set and art department, production team
0:44:34 > 0:44:37and not forgetting the big bosses up in the gallery.
0:44:37 > 0:44:39And the most important thing is...
0:44:39 > 0:44:42- everybody works extremely hard.- Yeah.
0:44:51 > 0:44:52We're only messing.
0:44:52 > 0:44:54Everyone on Wind-Up does work really hard,
0:44:54 > 0:44:57but when we're not needed on camera, there's only one place to be -
0:44:57 > 0:44:59the green room.
0:45:00 > 0:45:03So, this is the green room, which is good, actually,
0:45:03 > 0:45:06- cos it's actually got green paint in the back.- It's actually green.
0:45:06 > 0:45:08This is where all the families and the guests come
0:45:08 > 0:45:09and just have a chill.
0:45:09 > 0:45:11There we go. That's today's dad.
0:45:11 > 0:45:13That's today's embarrassing dad, Paul.
0:45:13 > 0:45:16Wind-Up just wouldn't be Wind-Up without embarrassing parents,
0:45:16 > 0:45:18and for games like Parents On Trial,
0:45:18 > 0:45:21we start planning weeks before the show with the parents
0:45:21 > 0:45:23in order to really stitch up their kids.
0:45:23 > 0:45:26- Give us a spin.- Look at that. - Look at that.- Wow! Woohoo.
0:45:26 > 0:45:29- Looking good, Paul. Looking good, mate.- Nice work.- Yeah.
0:45:29 > 0:45:32So this is where, you know, all the families watch the show
0:45:32 > 0:45:36and see who we're winding up and what we're doing.
0:45:36 > 0:45:38Come follow us. We're going to show you the make-up room.
0:45:38 > 0:45:40This is where we normally hang out.
0:45:40 > 0:45:42Me quite a lot, actually.
0:45:42 > 0:45:44- Here we go. - Here we go.- Lovely make-up room.
0:45:44 > 0:45:47- This is Liv. Hiya, Liv.- Hiya. - She's making a train track.
0:45:47 > 0:45:50- Making a train track. - One of the prizes for today.
0:45:50 > 0:45:51Best job in the world - making a train track.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53That's all she does everyday.
0:45:53 > 0:45:57- Every day.- Aimee's just run off. - Aimee!- Our make-up artist.- Aimee!
0:45:57 > 0:45:59- Here she is.- Aw!- Hi!- Here she is.
0:45:59 > 0:46:02Tell them about that stew recipe I gave you.
0:46:02 > 0:46:05The most amazing stew last night from the pro.
0:46:05 > 0:46:07- It's really good.- She means me. She means me, so...
0:46:07 > 0:46:09- Were you on MasterChef? - Yeah, big time.
0:46:09 > 0:46:11Did he not tell you he was on MasterChef?
0:46:11 > 0:46:13- You're bleeding. - Am I still bleeding?- Yeah.
0:46:13 > 0:46:16- Well, it's a good job we are in the make-up room.- Aimee!- Sort it out.
0:46:16 > 0:46:19- Oh, you are.- She'll sort it.
0:46:19 > 0:46:21As well as all the make-up Mark needs,
0:46:21 > 0:46:24the wardrobe department is full of ridiculous costumes
0:46:24 > 0:46:27which are needed to dress all our guests for all the different games.
0:46:27 > 0:46:29- Want to see what we're making? - What are you making?
0:46:29 > 0:46:31We're making a massive coat.
0:46:31 > 0:46:34Was that that coat that you couldn't get for ages?
0:46:34 > 0:46:38And it's called Peter Pockets, and it's for a game we're doing.
0:46:38 > 0:46:40A giant coat. Super, super big.
0:46:40 > 0:46:42And it's going to have a really big head on it.
0:46:42 > 0:46:44Goodness me. That is the biggest coat ever.
0:46:44 > 0:46:46- Good that.- Amazing. - You've made that?
0:46:48 > 0:46:49- Yes!- Yes!
0:46:49 > 0:46:52- It's all made here in the costume department.- Not bought(!)
0:46:52 > 0:46:55- That's good. - There you go. Nice coat.
0:46:55 > 0:46:57- So...- Brilliant. - ..this is pretty backstage.
0:46:57 > 0:47:00Yeah. Liv's still making her train set.
0:47:00 > 0:47:03That's all she does. All she does.
0:47:03 > 0:47:05What happens if I turn this knob?
0:47:05 > 0:47:07- Nothing.- Nothing just yet.- Oh.
0:47:07 > 0:47:10- That's all she does. - It's a work in progress.
0:47:10 > 0:47:12And when the prizes are finally ready,
0:47:12 > 0:47:15we get cool celebrity guests to help show them off
0:47:15 > 0:47:18before giving them to the lucky kids that are involved in the games.
0:47:18 > 0:47:20However, there's no prizes for guessing
0:47:20 > 0:47:22which game Mark isn't allowed to know about.
0:47:22 > 0:47:26Ready? In three, two, one.
0:47:26 > 0:47:28Where is the parent?
0:47:28 > 0:47:29That's right. During Mark Versus,
0:47:29 > 0:47:33Mark is sent out of the studio and banished to the make-up room.
0:47:33 > 0:47:37So, we're just rehearsing the Mark Versus item of the show,
0:47:37 > 0:47:38so Mark's not allowed to know what happens
0:47:38 > 0:47:41cos he goes up against a kid from the audience.
0:47:41 > 0:47:43So he doesn't know that this is all happening.
0:47:43 > 0:47:45They never tell me anything.
0:47:45 > 0:47:48I'm just a pawn in their little game.
0:47:48 > 0:47:49I'm going to eat my apple.
0:47:54 > 0:47:57Once rehearsals are done, we go to get ready for the show.
0:47:57 > 0:47:59And, yeah, we wear make-up,
0:47:59 > 0:48:01but we need to be as beautiful as our guests.
0:48:01 > 0:48:02Naomi Wilkinson's over there.
0:48:02 > 0:48:05Hey, I heard you two got a BAFTA nomination.
0:48:05 > 0:48:08- Oh, that's embarrassing. - Aw, stop talking about it, will you?
0:48:08 > 0:48:11- This is embarrassing.- Who didn't?
0:48:11 > 0:48:13Yep, another BAFTA nomination,
0:48:13 > 0:48:15but we can't help it if our fans love us.
0:48:15 > 0:48:18I mean, look at them all waiting for the show to start.
0:48:18 > 0:48:21Don't worry, though, it's not gone to our heads.
0:48:21 > 0:48:22No big deal.
0:48:23 > 0:48:25No big deal.
0:48:25 > 0:48:26No big deal.
0:48:26 > 0:48:29No...not him. No. Stop. No.
0:48:29 > 0:48:31That one over there. Me. That's it.
0:48:31 > 0:48:34I wanted it to be called And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up,
0:48:34 > 0:48:35but they weren't having it,
0:48:35 > 0:48:37so we've got to have some of Sam in here.
0:48:37 > 0:48:40Very shortly the audience are going to be coming in,
0:48:40 > 0:48:41sitting down, we're going to get ready,
0:48:41 > 0:48:43we're going to get everything fired up.
0:48:43 > 0:48:45I don't know where Sam is -
0:48:45 > 0:48:46probably still getting his make-up done -
0:48:46 > 0:48:49but I've told them that I'll do it on my own
0:48:49 > 0:48:51if you want it to be a great show, not a good show.
0:48:51 > 0:48:53I'll see you then. See you then.
0:48:53 > 0:48:54I'll see you later.
0:48:59 > 0:49:02As the audience make their way into the studio,
0:49:02 > 0:49:04we head up to the gallery to take a sneaky look at
0:49:04 > 0:49:06the kids we'll be surprising in the show.
0:49:06 > 0:49:09Hit one is Harrison. There he is on one.
0:49:09 > 0:49:11- Like a mini you, Mark. - Yeah. Mini you.
0:49:11 > 0:49:15- How unfortunate for him. - LAUGHTER
0:49:15 > 0:49:16There's your out.
0:49:16 > 0:49:18'Only kidding. We haven't quite finished
0:49:18 > 0:49:20'our behind-the-scenes journey just yet
0:49:20 > 0:49:22'as it's time to kick off the show
0:49:22 > 0:49:25'and let you see some highlights from it. Enjoy.'
0:49:25 > 0:49:27CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Hey!
0:49:37 > 0:49:39- BURPING:- Hello, everyone.
0:49:39 > 0:49:41LAUGHTER
0:49:54 > 0:49:57Well, I think it's safe to say there's nothing left of the buffet.
0:49:57 > 0:50:00What are we going to do when people arrive and there's no food?
0:50:00 > 0:50:03They're going to know it's us. What are we going to do?
0:50:03 > 0:50:04Don't worry about it.
0:50:04 > 0:50:07We'll just say that there never was a buffet table.
0:50:07 > 0:50:09What are you trying to say, Sam?
0:50:09 > 0:50:11We'll get rid of it. MARK GASPS
0:50:11 > 0:50:13Our fingerprints are all over it.
0:50:13 > 0:50:15Sam, I can't go to prison. Not again, Sam! No!
0:50:15 > 0:50:17Calm down, man!
0:50:17 > 0:50:19I've got a plan.
0:50:19 > 0:50:22- We'll throw it off the balcony. - What?- Come on.- Oh.
0:50:23 > 0:50:27GLASS SMASHES Listen, if anyone says anything,
0:50:27 > 0:50:28there never was a buffet table.
0:50:28 > 0:50:32- What buffet table?- Good boy. - At least we didn't get caught.
0:50:32 > 0:50:35Yeah, actually, I still can't believe that no-one's arrived yet.
0:50:35 > 0:50:36Well, although no-one is here,
0:50:36 > 0:50:39it is a great place to have an afterparty - the wind-down zone.
0:50:39 > 0:50:43It certainly is, mate. Hey, if these walls could talk...
0:50:43 > 0:50:45Sadly, I don't have any eyes or ears,
0:50:45 > 0:50:47so I couldn't really tell you anything.
0:50:47 > 0:50:49Yeah, but if you could talk,
0:50:49 > 0:50:51I'm sure you'd tell us a few things about the Weekend Wind-Down.
0:50:51 > 0:50:54Don't put words into my mouth.
0:50:54 > 0:50:56I thought you couldn't hear anything.
0:50:56 > 0:50:59Anyway, as I was saying, if these walls could...
0:50:59 > 0:51:00I hear through my mouth.
0:51:01 > 0:51:02Just run the VT.
0:51:04 > 0:51:06With the introduction of the wind-down zone this series,
0:51:06 > 0:51:09we were given free rein to come up with expert ways
0:51:09 > 0:51:10to grill celebrities,
0:51:10 > 0:51:12and we are very proud of what we achieved.
0:51:12 > 0:51:15We've got a little bit of a general knowledge quiz for you.
0:51:15 > 0:51:19- Oh, I'm going to smash this. - Oh, OK.- Nice confidence.- Yeah.
0:51:19 > 0:51:21Let's see if you smash it without using vowels in the answers.
0:51:21 > 0:51:24- Oh, come... - THEY LAUGH
0:51:24 > 0:51:26- Best of luck, Joe.- I'll struggle.
0:51:26 > 0:51:28Question number one - what is your name? No vowels.
0:51:30 > 0:51:33- J.- Yes. And the second name?
0:51:33 > 0:51:35Swsh.
0:51:35 > 0:51:38- Was that all right?- Yes, good. Well done.- Very French.- J Swsh.
0:51:38 > 0:51:41You need to answer this as a sheep.
0:51:41 > 0:51:46William Shakespeare is also known as the WHAT of Avon?
0:51:46 > 0:51:49The Bard. The Baaard.
0:51:49 > 0:51:50Yay! Good.
0:51:50 > 0:51:52Answer this as a cow.
0:51:52 > 0:51:54What would you watch at the cinema?
0:51:54 > 0:51:56- A moooovie.- Yay!
0:51:56 > 0:51:58We thought you're so talented at singing,
0:51:58 > 0:52:01we want you to sing your answers cos you've got a fantastic voice.
0:52:01 > 0:52:03- Thanks. - Question one - what is your name?
0:52:03 > 0:52:05HE PLAYS CHORD
0:52:05 > 0:52:08- # Nathan Sykes. # - Beautiful!
0:52:08 > 0:52:10What's your favourite UK town?
0:52:12 > 0:52:15# My favourite UK town is Gloucester. #
0:52:15 > 0:52:17- LAUGHTER - Oh! Different chord.
0:52:17 > 0:52:20- # Gloucester! # - Yeah!- There we go.
0:52:20 > 0:52:22All right, the first answer is banana.
0:52:22 > 0:52:24What's the question?
0:52:24 > 0:52:26Erm, OK.
0:52:26 > 0:52:29Name a fruit that's yellow.
0:52:29 > 0:52:33- No. It's which fruit most resembles a telephone.- So close.- So close.
0:52:33 > 0:52:35That is...that is a fact.
0:52:35 > 0:52:37You have to say this as fast as possible -
0:52:37 > 0:52:39that will make it officially amazing.
0:52:39 > 0:52:42- What are the colours of the rainbow? - Red and yellow, pink and green,
0:52:42 > 0:52:44purple, orange and blue. I can sing a rainbow too.
0:52:44 > 0:52:47- Amazing!- That's amazing.- Amazing!
0:52:47 > 0:52:49'We also invented some high-quality games
0:52:49 > 0:52:51'that would live on through time.'
0:52:51 > 0:52:55Round One - who can pull the silliest face? Ben.
0:52:56 > 0:52:57- Oh, it's good.- Georgia, judge him.
0:52:57 > 0:52:59Where do you think on the silly-o-meter?
0:52:59 > 0:53:02- Do it again, do it again. - Do it again.- OK.
0:53:02 > 0:53:05- Silly con... Oh, no! - Silly con carne.
0:53:05 > 0:53:07Silly con carne. OK, OK.
0:53:07 > 0:53:08- Shannon.- OK.
0:53:10 > 0:53:11Oh, that's pretty good.
0:53:11 > 0:53:13- That's pretty silly.- That is silly.
0:53:13 > 0:53:16- Georgia, what are we going for? - Born in the Silly Isles.
0:53:16 > 0:53:19- Born in the Silly Isles. - Staying as it is.- Beat that, Ed!
0:53:19 > 0:53:21OK, Ed, can you go one step further and be really silly?
0:53:21 > 0:53:22I think he can.
0:53:22 > 0:53:26- Ooh, ohh.- Oh, weird eye! - Yeah!- That left eye...
0:53:26 > 0:53:29- He's such a silly sausage!- Yay!
0:53:29 > 0:53:31You guys are going to face each other, take it in turns.
0:53:31 > 0:53:34One of you in the other person's face has got to go
0:53:34 > 0:53:36blah, blah, blah, blah until the other person laughs.
0:53:36 > 0:53:38You're going to take it in turns.
0:53:38 > 0:53:41- Whoever laughs the quickest is out of the game. Understood?- Yeah.
0:53:41 > 0:53:45OK, in that case, you're going first, lovely. Face that way.
0:53:45 > 0:53:47Here we go. Blah, blah, blah, blah. 20 seconds on the clock.
0:53:47 > 0:53:51Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
0:53:51 > 0:53:52A little smirk.
0:53:52 > 0:53:53Blah!
0:53:53 > 0:53:56- Oh, she smiled!- Very good. - SIREN RINGS
0:53:56 > 0:53:59We're going to show you a picture of a celebrity
0:53:59 > 0:54:01in Christmas dinner form,
0:54:01 > 0:54:03and then we want you to guess which celebrity it is.
0:54:03 > 0:54:06- It's pretty simple. - It is pretty simple, actually.
0:54:06 > 0:54:09Mark, you do the honours by pulling off the cloth of truth.
0:54:09 > 0:54:11OK, first one...is that one.
0:54:11 > 0:54:14Who could that be? I'll put it there for you.
0:54:14 > 0:54:16Who do you think it is? BELL RINGS
0:54:16 > 0:54:19- Ed Sheeran! - You're saying Ed Sheeran. Amy...
0:54:19 > 0:54:21- you are right!- Yes!
0:54:21 > 0:54:25- Look at that!- It's like looking into a terrible mirror.
0:54:25 > 0:54:26What are they eating?
0:54:26 > 0:54:31- LOUD MUNCHING - Ooh! That's tart.
0:54:31 > 0:54:32OK. All right.
0:54:32 > 0:54:35- Kimberly, you were right in there. What is it?- Apple.
0:54:35 > 0:54:37- Hmm.- You're going for an apple. - That's good.- Yeah.
0:54:37 > 0:54:39Right, let's see if you're right.
0:54:39 > 0:54:41- Yes!- Yeah!
0:54:41 > 0:54:431-0, Kimberly Wyatt.
0:54:43 > 0:54:47It is like MasterChef all over again.
0:54:47 > 0:54:49Let's go with the second one. Let's have a listen.
0:54:49 > 0:54:52- LOUD MUNCHING - Oh! Argh!
0:54:52 > 0:54:57- TOILET FLUSHES - Toilet noise. Toilet.- Something...
0:54:57 > 0:54:59Er, going to the toilet...
0:54:59 > 0:55:02- Curry? Curry? Something curry? - Erm...- Spicy?
0:55:02 > 0:55:05Maybe. It is spicy. What do you think?
0:55:05 > 0:55:07Chillies?
0:55:07 > 0:55:08Let's have a look. See if you're right.
0:55:08 > 0:55:11- Oh!- What?!
0:55:11 > 0:55:13'But ultimately, it was a chance for us to showcase
0:55:13 > 0:55:17'just how unflappable we can be when things go wrong.'
0:55:17 > 0:55:19- Come on.- It's not working.
0:55:19 > 0:55:22- It's not working? - Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.
0:55:22 > 0:55:24How do we get...? THEY SCREAM
0:55:24 > 0:55:27Right, it is working. Right, it is working.
0:55:27 > 0:55:29Hold on. Let me get that from out there.
0:55:29 > 0:55:32Don't press a thing. Do not press a thing.
0:55:32 > 0:55:34It's all right - I didn't need a shave.
0:55:34 > 0:55:36Here we go. Here we go. Right, here we go.
0:55:36 > 0:55:38Right, we're up in the air, we're up in the air.
0:55:38 > 0:55:41- That's good, yeah.- Go back! - THEY SCREAM
0:55:41 > 0:55:45- Free Louis!- Free Louis! Try him again. Try him again.
0:55:45 > 0:55:47Oh, no, the magnet. Don't press anything.
0:55:47 > 0:55:49The magnet's got trapped up. Here we go.
0:55:49 > 0:55:51This is a terrible idea for a game. Hold on.
0:55:51 > 0:55:54- Well, I'm entertained. - Ah, my goodness me.
0:55:54 > 0:55:56- Put the magnet on Louis' head. - It's terrible.
0:55:56 > 0:56:00- Come here!- This is really wound up. It's really the worst idea ever.
0:56:00 > 0:56:02Right. Oh, my goodness.
0:56:02 > 0:56:05- The magnet doesn't even work. - Quickly! Quickly!
0:56:05 > 0:56:08- It's the worst game ever!- Argh!
0:56:08 > 0:56:11- He's free!- He's free!
0:56:11 > 0:56:13- SIREN RINGS - Yes, Louis is free!
0:56:13 > 0:56:15And we've all been entertained.
0:56:15 > 0:56:18SAM SIGHS The Big Friday Wind-Up
0:56:18 > 0:56:19end-of-series-five party
0:56:19 > 0:56:21and no-one's turned up.
0:56:21 > 0:56:22Unbelievable.
0:56:22 > 0:56:24Do you know what? We've reminisced so much
0:56:24 > 0:56:27I can't even think of anything else to say.
0:56:27 > 0:56:30- It's 8.30. Shall we call it a night? - SAM SIGHS
0:56:30 > 0:56:32I suppose so. Come on.
0:56:32 > 0:56:34- What's in the bag? - Oh, just these invites.
0:56:34 > 0:56:36I've been meaning to send them for weeks
0:56:36 > 0:56:39- but I can't find any stamps, so... - Mark.- Yeah?
0:56:39 > 0:56:42They wouldn't happen to be the invites to this party, would they?
0:56:42 > 0:56:44No. Yeah.
0:56:44 > 0:56:46SAM SIGHS Do you know what, mate?
0:56:46 > 0:56:50- Actually, I'm not even mad. We've had a great night.- Yeah.
0:56:50 > 0:56:53We've eaten some great food. I'm actually quite relieved.
0:56:53 > 0:56:55I was beginning to think that no-one had turned up
0:56:55 > 0:56:56because they don't like us.
0:56:56 > 0:56:58- As if!- Come on, you.
0:57:01 > 0:57:05# ..that tonight's gonna be a good, good night
0:57:05 > 0:57:07# Tonight's the night
0:57:07 > 0:57:09# Let's live it up
0:57:09 > 0:57:11# I got my money
0:57:11 > 0:57:13# Let's spend it up
0:57:13 > 0:57:14# Go out and smash it
0:57:14 > 0:57:16# Like oh, my God
0:57:16 > 0:57:18# Jump off that sofa
0:57:18 > 0:57:21# Let's get, get off
0:57:21 > 0:57:23# I know that we'll have a ball
0:57:23 > 0:57:25# If we get down and go out
0:57:25 > 0:57:27# And just lose it all
0:57:27 > 0:57:30# I feel stressed out I wanna let it go
0:57:30 > 0:57:34# Let's go way out, spaced out and losing all control
0:57:34 > 0:57:38# I gotta feeling Oo-hoo
0:57:38 > 0:57:41# That tonight's gonna be a good night
0:57:41 > 0:57:45# That tonight's gonna be a good night
0:57:45 > 0:57:50# That tonight's gonna be a good, good night... #