Joe Swash

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03'Who is this person?

0:00:03 > 0:00:05'Why does this girl look worried?

0:00:05 > 0:00:09'And what does this dad not want us to know?'

0:00:10 > 0:00:12'Welcome to the show where no-one is safe.

0:00:12 > 0:00:15'It's Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up!'

0:00:36 > 0:00:41Welcome to the show that's been winding-up the world!

0:00:41 > 0:00:45From studio two in Salford, it's Big Friday Wind-Up.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48My name is Alex and I'm from the past.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Sam and Mark!

0:00:52 > 0:00:56IRISH DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:01:01 > 0:01:07IRISH DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:01:13 > 0:01:16CRASHING

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Yeah, I'm all right!

0:01:24 > 0:01:27I'm all right!

0:01:27 > 0:01:28BOTH: Yeah!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30BOTH: Welcome to the weekend!

0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Yeah!- All right!

0:01:33 > 0:01:37My name is Sam Nixon and I nearly won Celebrity MasterChef.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Just saying, just saying, just saying.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44I'm Mark Rhodes and I nearly passed my cycling proficiency.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:01:45 > 0:01:48I'm just saying. Cheers, thanks for that. That's very kind.

0:01:48 > 0:01:49Don't cheer that.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Anyway, you lot and you lot at home are in for a treat tonight.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55One member of our audience is about to meet

0:01:55 > 0:01:57the celebrity of their dreams.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59AUDIENCE: Whoo!

0:01:59 > 0:02:02We'll be leaving someone all shook up

0:02:02 > 0:02:05when we put their Parent On Trial.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08And find out what happened when we took our hidden cameras to

0:02:08 > 0:02:12Aberdeenshire to play a game of In Yer House.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16He's coming, he's coming.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23So now it is time to get on with the show.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27- I think it's time that we gave ourselves a brand-new look.- Oh, yeah.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Thank you very much.- Thank you very much. Here we go.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34- It is very stylish, I think. - Oh, here we go. Yeah!

0:02:34 > 0:02:38Actually, is this having an effect on any members of our audience?

0:02:38 > 0:02:42- Let's go and check.- Does anybody find this really, really nice?

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Is anybody enjoying it? How are you? Are you all right?

0:02:45 > 0:02:48- A tremendous moustache.- Thank you. - Tremendous.- I love a cane.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53I think it may be having an effect on your mum, Molly.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56- How are you doing? Are you all right?- Yeah.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Why would that be? Why would this be having an effect on your mum?

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Because she likes gingers.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Emma, hi, there.- Hi!- You all right?

0:03:05 > 0:03:08- Is Molly telling the truth?- Yeah.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11What is it you like about redheads so much?

0:03:11 > 0:03:14I don't know what it is. I honestly don't. It's weird.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16- Does it make you go weak at the knees?- A little bit.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20- Is this working for you? - Not so much.- What?!

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Another wig, please! Another wig!

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- So you like all redheads?- Yeah.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29OK, well, what about this redhead?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Hi!- He's got a really red head. - He's lovely.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36He's got a pretty red face as well, by the looks of it.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Are there any famous redheads that you particularly like?

0:03:39 > 0:03:40- Any celebrities?- Yes.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Go on.- Go on.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Joe Swash.- Joe Swash! Friend of the show, Joe Swash.- Yea.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47- He was in series one.- Good lad.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50What would you do, Emma, if I told you Joe Swash was sat in

0:03:50 > 0:03:52this very audience right now?

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Shut up!

0:03:55 > 0:03:58- Well...- He's not. - He isn't, but we are going to

0:03:58 > 0:04:02give you two the chance to win some prizes in a special

0:04:02 > 0:04:04redheaded themed game.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06- Do you fancy that?- Of course!

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Yeah, course!- In that case, ladies, come and join us

0:04:08 > 0:04:11down here, because it is time to play Chin It To Win It.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Excellent, come on!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16AUDIENCE CHEER

0:04:20 > 0:04:25Welcome to the game that's all mouth and, well, all mouth.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Behind these picture frames are five lovely redheaded celebrities.

0:04:29 > 0:04:34Molly and Emma, you have just one minute to identify each of them.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37But only by the look of their chin and what they are saying.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39- Understood?- Understood!

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Good. I'm glad someone does.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45For every one you get right, we will give you a prize

0:04:45 > 0:04:48from the Wind-Up prize stash. Pretty cool, eh?!

0:04:48 > 0:04:50- How does that sound? - Yeah, that sounds good.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Here we go. Best of luck. 60 seconds on the clock.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Your time starts now.

0:04:55 > 0:04:56Who's this celeb?

0:04:56 > 0:05:01- Hello, my brother is going to be the King of England.- Prince Harry.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Let's see if you're right.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04AUDIENCE CHEER

0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Who is this celeb?- I'm a singer-songwriter.- BOTH: Ed Sheeran!

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Let's see if you're right...

0:05:10 > 0:05:12- You are doing really well. - Who is the celebrity?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14You are the weakest link.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Anne... Anne...

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Robinson. Anne Robinson!

0:05:20 > 0:05:23You are right! You are doing really well!

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Who is this celebrity?

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Harry, Harry Potter! I've broken my wand.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29- Ron Weasley!- Let's see if you're right.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32We'll give you that.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35- Last one. Who is this celebrity? - Oh, Norris, stop gossiping.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38- Go and make me a cup of tea.- Norris...

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Big soap.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Rita Sullivan!- Let's see if you're right.- Rita from Corrie!

0:05:46 > 0:05:49High-five to that. High-five to that.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Oh, yeah, awkward fives, awkward fives!

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- That was brilliant. - You did fantastically well there.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58You got five right, which means you have won five prizes

0:05:58 > 0:05:59from the prize stash.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Well done, well done.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06Right now we're going to give you the chance to win tonight's

0:06:06 > 0:06:08star prize, a camcorder.

0:06:09 > 0:06:14But only if you can identify our final celebrity.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17This time you only have ten seconds to do it.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18The way you have been going,

0:06:18 > 0:06:20it's nine seconds more than what you need.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Do you understand? - Yes, we understand.- Best of luck.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27I am going to reveal the curtain, the curtain of destiny.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Best of luck. Ten seconds. Here we go.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Your time starts now. Who's that?

0:06:31 > 0:06:32All right! I used to play...

0:06:32 > 0:06:36- That's Joe Swash!- Is it Joe Swash?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Let's see if you're right.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41- Well done.- It is indeed, Emma.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44It is your celebrity idol, Mr Joe Swash, which means

0:06:44 > 0:06:48you have won tonight's star prize, as well as all those prizes.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50- You won a camcorder, everyone! - Fantastic!

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Brill. Thank you. - You did so well they are.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55That was such a fantastic impression of Joe Swash.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Who is actually behind there? Who's behind there?

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Give us a kiss. - It's the real Joe Swash!

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Give him a kiss! Give him a kiss!

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Good to see you.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Hello, how are you? Lovely to see you.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17- Well done, mate.- Thanks, fellas.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19- Lovely to have you here.- I'm so well.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23- How are you feeling? - I'm totally hot and red.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27He's hot and red as well.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Oh, fantastic. Brilliant.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Well done, Joe. Great impressions, by the way.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34I think I've found a new career for myself.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40And a new wife. And a daughter.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44Bringing families together, Wind-Up!

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Joe, you're sticking around.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- We're having a chat with you in a minute.- Yes, I will be. Definitely.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Molly and Emma you are now going to be spending

0:07:51 > 0:07:55the rest of the show in our VIP area, the Wind-Down Zone.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- It's lovely in there.- Don't worry, Joe will be coming with you.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01- He will.- You'll be playing in our end game later on as well.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Does that sound good?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04- BOTH: Yes! - Fantastic.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06You've been fantastic sports.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Please, ladies and gentlemen,

0:08:08 > 0:08:10give it up for Molly, Emma and Mr Joe Swash!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12CHEERING

0:08:12 > 0:08:14- Go for it!- Off you go.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Hi, I'm Shannon Flynn and I can't recommend watching

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up enough.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25I recommend it, I recommend it, I recommend it.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Actually, that probably is enough.

0:08:28 > 0:08:35'Ladies and gentlemen, tonight on the Wind-Up Wheel, Mr Joe Swash!'

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- Lovely Joe Swash, how are you feeling?- I'm all right.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45- I'm slightly nervous.- Don't be nervous.- Don't be nervous.- It's fine.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49When we rehearsed this there was a seatbelt and it's not here no more.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Let's gloss over that fact.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Yes, this is the Wind-Up Wheel where we are giving

0:08:54 > 0:08:57the celebrity interview a whole new spin.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02In a roundabout sort of way.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Yeah, yes, yes, yes! WHEEL!

0:09:05 > 0:09:06SILENCE FROM AUDIENCE

0:09:08 > 0:09:09Anyway, here's how it works.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13We'll be giving Joe a right big spin. If he lands on Truth,

0:09:13 > 0:09:16we'll ask him a relevant question about his showbiz life. Probably.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19But if he lands on Wind-Up, we'll give him a forfeit.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21It could be literally anything.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24AUDIENCE: Whoo!

0:09:24 > 0:09:28- How are you feeling now, Joe? - Yeah, slightly more nervous.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Right, let's get started and... - ALL: Wind-up that wheel!

0:09:35 > 0:09:39It's going quite fast, isn't it?

0:09:40 > 0:09:41And... Stop!

0:09:43 > 0:09:46It's a Wind-Up.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47OK, pick a number between one and ten.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50All right, I think I'll go for number two.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Excellent choice.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58Do an impression of an elephant as loud as you can.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00HE MIMICS AN ELEPHANT

0:10:00 > 0:10:02- Pretty good, actually. - I thought that was excellent.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05And I had a little bit of mime going on with the nose.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07I will give you that, Joe. I'll give you that.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09OK, it's time to...

0:10:09 > 0:10:12ALL: Wind-up that wheel!

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Stop the wheel!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Oh, same place.- Wind-Up again.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22OK, pick a number between one and ten.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24- You've already had two. - I've had two. I'll go for four.

0:10:24 > 0:10:25- Number four.- Yeah.

0:10:25 > 0:10:30Excellent choice. Find three people in the audience to do the YMCA with.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33- Go!- Go, go, go, go!

0:10:33 > 0:10:36What, do I just pick them out? I'll have you, I'll have you.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39All right, who else? And I'll have you. Come on! Wicked!

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- What do I do?- Here we go!- Ready?!

0:10:42 > 0:10:46# It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A

0:10:46 > 0:10:51# It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A

0:10:51 > 0:10:55# They have everything For young men to enjoy

0:10:55 > 0:10:59# You can hang out With all the boys

0:10:59 > 0:11:01# It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A

0:11:01 > 0:11:05# It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A... #

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Well done! Well done!

0:11:11 > 0:11:15- I can't believe you made me dance on telly!- Sorry, sorry!

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- I hate dancing. - OK, another spin...

0:11:18 > 0:11:21ALL: Wind-up that wheel!

0:11:21 > 0:11:24It's the last one, Joe, promise.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Stop the wheel!

0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Truth.- Joe, a number between one and ten, please.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Let's go for number one, shall we?

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Oh, mate!

0:11:36 > 0:11:39- Oh! Tough one.- Go on, go on.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42What was the name of the girl you fancied most at high school?

0:11:42 > 0:11:43Oh, interesting.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46- I went to a boys' school. - AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:11:46 > 0:11:48What was the name of the girl/boy you liked at high school?

0:11:48 > 0:11:50It does say, "boy/girl."

0:11:50 > 0:11:54- Yeah...- All right, all right. So who did you look up to, boy wise, then?

0:11:54 > 0:11:56I had a friend called Solomon.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58- That's wrong.- I'm afraid that's the wrong answer.- What?!

0:11:58 > 0:12:00- It was Ryan.- Ryan.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Do you remember little Ryan? - No.- You loved him.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06- I don't remember Ryan! - Do you not remember Ryan?!

0:12:06 > 0:12:08You spinning on this wheel is making your head go a bit...

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- I didn't know no Ryan. - I'm just saying, I'm just saying.

0:12:11 > 0:12:12You are meant to tell the truth.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Joe, thank you very, very much. How are you feeling after that?

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Yeah, I've got a sweaty top lip.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20I feel a little bit sick.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23I'll tell you something. I think you've earned a good old rest now.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26You can now head back to the good old Wind-down Zone.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28- In fact, go and see Emma. - Shall I go and see Emma?- Yeah.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Give it up for Joe Swash, everybody!

0:12:33 > 0:12:36VOMITING

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Toilet's just round the corner, Joe.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Can somebody clean that up, please?

0:12:40 > 0:12:42OK, it's time to meet some more friends of ours.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44It's Blake and Rowan!

0:12:48 > 0:12:50- All right.- Hello, lads.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53- How are you doing? Are you all right?- Yep.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Now, not so long ago, we took our hidden cameras

0:12:56 > 0:12:59to your house for a game of extreme hide and seek.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01And your naughty parents were in on the whole thing.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Shall we take a look and see what happened

0:13:03 > 0:13:06- when we played In Yer House? I think we should.- We should.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09OK, Blake, you can do the honours down camera number four, please.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Run VT!

0:13:15 > 0:13:17You're entering the world of In Yer House,

0:13:17 > 0:13:22an elite undercover task force, charged with winding-up the nation.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25As an In Yer House agent, your objective is to go undercover

0:13:25 > 0:13:29in viewers' homes and complete a series of highly skilled challenges.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Agent Rhodes, you will be manning mission control.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36Agent Nixon, your accomplice is waiting for you at today's location.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38You must both proceed there immediately.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41And remember, don't get caught.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Gentlemen, this is your assignment. Please listen up.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50This is today's target's house.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Agent Nixon, you will be hiding here in the garage.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57This is today's target, Rohan, Agent Blake's brother.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58Oh, they look alike, don't they?

0:13:58 > 0:14:02- That's because they're twins, Agent Nixon.- Oh...

0:14:02 > 0:14:04This is Strictly Come Dancing judge Len Goodman.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07- Seven!- Seven!- Seven!- Seven!

0:14:07 > 0:14:09- BOTH: Cha-cha-cha. - That's enough of that.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Agent Nixon, this is your survival kit.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Please do not open this before I tell you to do so.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16- Understand?- Understood.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Agent Blake, how are we going to keep Agent Nixon quiet

0:14:18 > 0:14:20- from your brother? - Distract him with chocolates.- OK.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Agent Blake, you now need to go and meet your brother.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Bring him back to the house. Once you've done that, Agent Nixon

0:14:25 > 0:14:27- will be in his first position. Understood?- Yes.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Cha-cha-cha.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33- He loves a cha-cha-cha.- I don't think he's taking this seriously.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34Seven!

0:14:36 > 0:14:39OK, Agent Nixon, I'm going to start you in your first position,

0:14:39 > 0:14:40which is the garage.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Good luck and don't let me down.

0:14:42 > 0:14:43- I won't let you down.- Off you go.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Save my chewing-gum.- Argh!

0:14:46 > 0:14:48I want it still to be there when I get back, by the way.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Sam, I've got to say this.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57I'm not liking your attitude today.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59HE GROANS

0:14:59 > 0:15:02You're getting a bit too cheeky for my liking.

0:15:02 > 0:15:03He's coming, he's coming!

0:15:06 > 0:15:08- Hey, Mum.- Hey, guys!

0:15:10 > 0:15:12OK, In Yer House is go!

0:15:12 > 0:15:16Mission one. Agent Nixon, opposite you there is a treadmill.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20You now have six minutes to run 1km on the treadmill.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24- Oh, my goodness!- Come on, Agent Nixon, get out there.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25Get out of there!

0:15:25 > 0:15:27OK, Rohan is on the computer.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30You've got six minutes. Come on, Agent Nixon!

0:15:30 > 0:15:32TREADMILL BEEPS

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Stop making the noise!

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Make sure you put the emergency thing onto yourself

0:15:38 > 0:15:41- and hold on to the rail. - All right, Mr Safe.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43TREADMILL BEEPS

0:15:44 > 0:15:47You can go faster than that. You can go faster than that. Come on.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49I'm just warming up.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52AUDIENCE LAUGH

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Go faster, faster!

0:16:02 > 0:16:05It says my heart rate is 103. That's not good.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08I'd get to the doctors, mate.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09Sam, you've done a marathon.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Come on, you can go faster than that.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17What are you on now? What are you now?

0:16:17 > 0:16:18- 36.- You can do this.

0:16:18 > 0:16:22- You need to get to 100 to make 1km.- 100?!

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Rohan is actually looking at the computer at the moment.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27So he has no idea what you're doing.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30- Are you sure he's not going to hear this?- He's got his headphones on.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32I think you are all right.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35It is just really, really entertaining for me.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Come on, Nixon. You can do this.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40- How far have you actually got? - 65.

0:16:40 > 0:16:4166.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44They will be coming in. This is going to be really tight.

0:16:44 > 0:16:45Oh, my goodness me.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48- How far have you gone?! - I can't go any faster.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50It don't go any faster.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53- That's not what a real agent would say.- 90.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56OK, you have got 0.1km left.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59They are going to be coming any second. Come on!

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Hurry up, hurry up! He's on his way, he's on his way.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Done!

0:17:06 > 0:17:08He's on his way, he's on his way.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Sam, you have not got long to get there.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Be careful, be careful!

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Hide, hide!

0:17:20 > 0:17:25OK, mission two - you have to blow five raspberries loudly.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Now! Now! Now!

0:17:28 > 0:17:31HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:17:31 > 0:17:33You've got to do it properly.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Come on!

0:17:43 > 0:17:46- Were you playing football?- Yeah.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49He's gone. He's gone back to his seat.

0:17:52 > 0:17:53OK, Sam. Mission three.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56Congratulations, you've got through two missions.

0:17:56 > 0:18:00Please, go into your survival kit and take out a mobile phone.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03What I want you to do is call Agent Blake and have a chat with him.

0:18:03 > 0:18:10Let him know that you will soon be relocating to the living room.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12PHONE RINGS

0:18:12 > 0:18:14The phone is now going.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Rohan's answering it.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Hello?

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Hello, is Blake there, please?

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Can I speak to Blake, please?

0:18:28 > 0:18:31- Hiya.- Hiya, Blake, it's Sam.

0:18:31 > 0:18:35I need you to get Rohan somewhere and keep him occupied,

0:18:35 > 0:18:39- so I can make my way into the living room without him noticing, yeah?- OK.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42- That's enough of that, Agent Nixon. That's enough of that.- Brilliant.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44All right, mate. I'll speak to you later.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47As soon as he's taken him, you need to get inside the living room.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Rohan, I need to show you something in my bedroom. It's really cool.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53I've just gone upstairs and checked. Do you want to come and see it?

0:18:53 > 0:18:55- What?- Just come up. It's really cool.

0:18:58 > 0:18:59I'm not sure if it is still there.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Agent Blake is moving Rohan upstairs.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Go, go, go! Agent Nixon, go!

0:19:12 > 0:19:15- Quick, get in position! Get in position!- (What position?)

0:19:15 > 0:19:17In the corner by the side of the sofa. In the corner.

0:19:17 > 0:19:18Yes, that's it. Get in there.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Quick, lie down, lie down!

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Use the beanbag, that's it. Well done, well done.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31OK, Sam, they're back.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Don't worry, that's Blake, checking you're in position.

0:19:38 > 0:19:39Well done, Agent Nixon.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41I don't know how you've done it, but you've done it.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43This is mission four.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46What I need you to do, is to go into the front of your survival kit

0:19:46 > 0:19:48and get out a remote control.

0:19:50 > 0:19:54Turn on the TV, turn the volume up really, really loud.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58Rohan's back on the computer.

0:20:01 > 0:20:05Agent Nixon, is the remote control not working?

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Sam, you can look round the sofa.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Rohan is still on the computer.

0:20:11 > 0:20:12Go for it.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18THE TV GETS LOUDER

0:20:18 > 0:20:20There we go, there we go.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22What?!

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Argh!

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Oh, he's got up.

0:20:29 > 0:20:30What's happened?!

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Hiya, Rohan!

0:20:37 > 0:20:39ROHAN SCREAMS

0:20:42 > 0:20:43Hi, Rohan, are you all right?

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Me and Mark have been playing a little game

0:20:46 > 0:20:48since you came in from school called In Yer House.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51I have been hiding in your house ever since you got home from school.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54- How are you doing? Are you all right?- Yeah.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57- You are rubbish.- No!

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Back to us in the studio.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06- Oh, well done, lads. - Well done. Brilliant.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09What was that like watching that back, Rohan?

0:21:09 > 0:21:11You are still shocked!

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Say what?!

0:21:13 > 0:21:16BOTH: Say what?!

0:21:16 > 0:21:20- You were fantastic and you will not be going home empty-handed.- Oh, yeah!

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Oh, yeah! He's getting very excited. Don't get too excited.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25We're giving you these In Yer House spy pens.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29- Told you!- But you will need to collect them from the Wind-down Zone,

0:21:29 > 0:21:32where you will be spending the rest of the show. It's VIP!

0:21:32 > 0:21:37- How does that sound? - In all your faces!

0:21:37 > 0:21:40I don't even know what that means. Give it up for Blake and Rohan!

0:21:42 > 0:21:45Right now though, here's what else is coming up on tonight's

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Big Friday Wind-Up. In your faces!

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Mark gets a face full of kipper.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Two families crank up the tension in Splat In The Box.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57And join us for even more in the Weekend Wind-Down.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01'Oi, you lot! No silence in court.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04'Please rise for his worship,

0:22:04 > 0:22:07'Lord Justice Rhodes!'

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Order! Order! Order!

0:22:13 > 0:22:16Seriously, somebody order me a curry. I'm starving.

0:22:22 > 0:22:26'And the parent prosecutor, Samuel Ethel Nixon QC.'

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Well, what a suspicious looking bunch.

0:22:34 > 0:22:38Something smells very, very fishy around here.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40I'm sorry, that's my prawn bhuna.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Prawn!

0:22:47 > 0:22:50Right, it's time to find out whose parents are guilty

0:22:50 > 0:22:53of criminally embarrassing behaviour.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55There's a few of you round here

0:22:55 > 0:22:58and I know that you are very embarrassing, Hannah.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00I've heard about you.

0:23:00 > 0:23:04- You lost your suitcase once on holiday, didn't you?- Yes.

0:23:04 > 0:23:05Tell us what happened.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08We lost our suitcase and I had to wear my husband's clothes.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12This is so embarrassing! How do you find the defendant?

0:23:12 > 0:23:15Guilty! Now apologise.

0:23:15 > 0:23:19- I am sorry, world.- Excellent.

0:23:19 > 0:23:23But you are not the only guilty parent round here.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27I know that you are very guilty, Mark.

0:23:27 > 0:23:28- Yes.- How are you doing, Mark?

0:23:28 > 0:23:32- Not too bad, thank you. - I've heard about you.- Yeah.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34I've heard that one day you got yourself on a little scooter,

0:23:34 > 0:23:37- didn't you?- It was electric, yes.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39- And you went down the street, didn't you?- Yeah.

0:23:39 > 0:23:40Shouting what?

0:23:40 > 0:23:42I am Batman!

0:23:44 > 0:23:48- And this embarrassed you, didn't it, Connor?- Yes, a lot.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Is he Batman?

0:23:50 > 0:23:52I wish, but, no.

0:23:52 > 0:23:56- How do you find the defendant? - He's clearly not Batman.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00- Guilty! Apologise.- Apologise to the world.- I apologise, world.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02- Now, apologise to Connor. - I apologise, Connor.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Apology not accepted.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08- Apology not accepted! - These crimes are far too petty.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11We need to find the real menace to society.

0:24:11 > 0:24:17In that case, it is time to call our star witness.

0:24:17 > 0:24:21That star witness is you, Hannah.

0:24:21 > 0:24:25You are shocked. Yeah, you're shocked.

0:24:25 > 0:24:30Please, join us in the Wind-Up courtroom for Parents On Trial.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33AUDIENCE APPLAUSE

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Order! Order!

0:24:38 > 0:24:43Hannah, have you any idea why you're standing before this court today?

0:24:43 > 0:24:48- No.- Well, maybe the following evidence will refresh your memory.

0:24:48 > 0:24:52Mr Joe Swash, please bring out exhibit A.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59Hannah, what can you see in this picture?

0:24:59 > 0:25:03- Me.- It's you, is it?- Yes.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06What we would like to know is, what on earth

0:25:06 > 0:25:08are you wearing in this picture?

0:25:08 > 0:25:12- An Elvis T-shirt.- An Elvis T-shirt? Who dressed you like this?

0:25:12 > 0:25:15- My mum.- Why would your mum do such a thing?

0:25:15 > 0:25:17She's a big fan of Elvis.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Oh, she's a big fan of Elvis.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Thank you, Mr Swash.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Elvis. Well, your mother sounds very embarrassing.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27But I think we need more to go on.

0:25:27 > 0:25:32Well, don't worry, your worship, because I have just the thing.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36I give you exhibit B.

0:25:36 > 0:25:41- An Elvis toilet seat. Look familiar, Hannah?- Yes!

0:25:41 > 0:25:45Really? Why does it look familiar?

0:25:45 > 0:25:47It's in the downstairs bathroom.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49There is your downstairs bathroom.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51- Oh, dear!- That is ridiculous.

0:25:51 > 0:25:56- How many Elvis pictures are there? - There's, like, 250.- 250!

0:25:56 > 0:25:59It seems like an open and shut case.

0:25:59 > 0:26:03But there is only one way to prove guilt. Bring out the accused,

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Karen, the Elvis mum!

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Here she is!

0:26:19 > 0:26:22# You ain't nothin' but a hound dog

0:26:22 > 0:26:25# Cryin' all the time

0:26:25 > 0:26:28# You ain't nothin' but a hound dog

0:26:28 > 0:26:30# Cryin' all the time

0:26:30 > 0:26:33# Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit

0:26:33 > 0:26:36# And you ain't no friend of mine

0:26:36 > 0:26:39# They said you was high class

0:26:39 > 0:26:41# Well, that was just a lie

0:26:41 > 0:26:45# They said you was high class

0:26:45 > 0:26:48# Well, that was just a lie

0:26:48 > 0:26:50# Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit

0:26:50 > 0:26:54# And you ain't no friend of mine... #

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Thank you very much.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Let's hear it for Karen!

0:27:01 > 0:27:03- Hannah, what did you make of that?! - Horrible!

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Horrible, eh?

0:27:05 > 0:27:08Well, let's find out, shall we? It's time to reach a verdict.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

0:27:11 > 0:27:14do you find the defendant guilty or not guilty?

0:27:19 > 0:27:22Ah! It's unanimous.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24Karen, the Elvis mum,

0:27:24 > 0:27:27you have been found guilty of criminally embarrassing behaviour.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30What do you have to say in your defence?

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Long live the King!

0:27:33 > 0:27:37- Long live the King, eh? - She's not taking it very seriously.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40Well, she should, because I sentence you to the next 20 minutes

0:27:40 > 0:27:43being prodded by a tea lady with a stick.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45Mr Swash, send her down!

0:27:47 > 0:27:51Come on, Elvis. You're coming with me.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53Leave the building.

0:27:53 > 0:27:56AUDIENCE LAUGH AND CHEER

0:28:00 > 0:28:03Justice has now been served.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06But, Hannah, I think you deserve a reward for testifying.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08So we are going to give you a tablet.

0:28:11 > 0:28:14- How does that sound, Hannah?- Great. - Excellent stuff.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16That is not all, because pretty soon,

0:28:16 > 0:28:18you and your family are going to be going up against Molly

0:28:18 > 0:28:20and her family in tonight's grand final.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22You could win some more prizes.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25- How does that sound?- Great.

0:28:25 > 0:28:29Excellent. So if you go and join those guys now in the Wind-Down Zone

0:28:29 > 0:28:30and we'll see you later on.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34You've been a fantastic sport. It's Anna!

0:28:36 > 0:28:39Hello, I'm Lauren Layfield and I always thought that

0:28:39 > 0:28:41Sam and Mark was one person.

0:28:41 > 0:28:43But now that I've watched Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up,

0:28:43 > 0:28:46I can see that they are actually two people.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48You guys should watch it, too.

0:28:48 > 0:28:51Hey, is everyone here enjoying the show?

0:28:51 > 0:28:54AUDIENCE CHEER

0:28:54 > 0:28:58All right, this is the part of the show where Mark goes

0:28:58 > 0:29:01head-to-head with a member of our studio audience, literally.

0:29:01 > 0:29:04Mark, has anyone here have what it takes to beat you?

0:29:04 > 0:29:06Oh, look at me, I'm all man and I'm going to win.

0:29:06 > 0:29:10Whoever you put in front of me, big, small, medium sized.

0:29:10 > 0:29:14OK, well, it's time to find out whose face you are about to face.

0:29:21 > 0:29:24It's Isobel from Gloucestershire. Come on down, Isobel!

0:29:29 > 0:29:31Here she is!

0:29:31 > 0:29:35High-five! Sit yourself over here.

0:29:35 > 0:29:38Don't sit, actually, just stand up!

0:29:38 > 0:29:41- Don't sit down, we're standing up. - Oh, right! Oh, right!

0:29:41 > 0:29:44Isobel, tell us, why do you think you can beat Mark?

0:29:44 > 0:29:47Because big dog's in town and big dog's hungry.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50- And I'm the big dog. - She's the big dog.

0:29:50 > 0:29:51She's the big dog, Mark.

0:29:51 > 0:29:54It's not the size of the dog, it's how you bite.

0:29:54 > 0:29:57- Don't know what that means. - I know what it means.

0:29:57 > 0:29:59This is how we are going to play.

0:29:59 > 0:30:02Here is Joe Swash with a box of Various Stuff.

0:30:02 > 0:30:05Joe Swash, everyone.

0:30:05 > 0:30:07AUDIENCE CHEER

0:30:10 > 0:30:14- How are you?- Right, here is how it is going to work.

0:30:14 > 0:30:18Joe and I will be putting this Various Stuff onto

0:30:18 > 0:30:20each of your faces.

0:30:20 > 0:30:23All you have to do is tell us what's on your face.

0:30:23 > 0:30:26- It sounds pretty easy, doesn't it, guys?- So easy.- Well, it's not!

0:30:26 > 0:30:30Because guess what? You'll not be using your eyeballs.

0:30:32 > 0:30:35- How does that sound?- Scary. - Mark, how does that sound?

0:30:35 > 0:30:37I ain't scared of nothing, man.

0:30:37 > 0:30:40Well, it's time to face the music and put your blindfolds on.

0:30:40 > 0:30:44Mark, that's yours. Stick it on, please.

0:30:44 > 0:30:46We've got a lovely one for you.

0:30:46 > 0:30:50Right, we've also got these lovely little towels.

0:30:50 > 0:30:53You're going to be laying on the floor, guys.

0:30:53 > 0:30:56If you hold my hand, I'll show you where you're going.

0:30:56 > 0:30:58Right, you sit over here.

0:30:58 > 0:31:02OK, now sit yourself down and lay back flat on the floor.

0:31:02 > 0:31:04Careful! No-one ever lays down like that.

0:31:04 > 0:31:09Isobel, you will be going first.

0:31:09 > 0:31:12Joe, would you like to show us here in the studio,

0:31:12 > 0:31:16and everyone at home, what you will be putting on Isobel's face?

0:31:16 > 0:31:18OK, I will be putting on Isobel's face a...

0:31:20 > 0:31:21HE GROANS

0:31:22 > 0:31:25AUDIENCE: Whoo!

0:31:25 > 0:31:29- Are you ready for this? - Yes, I'm ready.- Are you sure?- Yes.

0:31:29 > 0:31:32- You ain't ready!- Yes, I am.

0:31:35 > 0:31:38Stay still, Isobel, stay still.

0:31:38 > 0:31:41Tell us what's on your face?

0:31:41 > 0:31:43- It's cold.- OK, interesting.

0:31:43 > 0:31:48- I thought you were the big dog, Isobel.- I am the big dog.

0:31:48 > 0:31:53- Play the game.- Come on, Isobel, we need an answer from you.

0:31:53 > 0:31:56- What is it going to be? - Is it a teaspoon?

0:31:57 > 0:31:59It's a teaspoon!

0:32:02 > 0:32:03Well done, Isobel!

0:32:03 > 0:32:05One point to Isobel. Nice work.

0:32:05 > 0:32:08- Mark...- It's a stupid game, anyway.

0:32:08 > 0:32:10..it's your turn. Are you ready?

0:32:10 > 0:32:12- I was born ready.- OK.

0:32:14 > 0:32:17AUDIENCE GROAN

0:32:17 > 0:32:21- Can I?- You can do it, mate.- I just want to open it up a little bit.

0:32:21 > 0:32:24- Are you ready?- Go for it.

0:32:24 > 0:32:27Are you ready?

0:32:31 > 0:32:32OK, Mark!

0:32:34 > 0:32:38You need to tell us what's on your face.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40It's a fish.

0:32:42 > 0:32:46- Can you be more specific? - Is it a t... tuna?

0:32:48 > 0:32:50It's not, I'm afraid, Mark.

0:32:50 > 0:32:53It's a kipper!

0:32:53 > 0:32:58- It smells tremendous. - Oh, my goodness me!

0:32:58 > 0:33:00It gets right up the nostrils.

0:33:02 > 0:33:05So the score so far is 1-0 to Isobel.

0:33:05 > 0:33:071-0 to Isobel.

0:33:09 > 0:33:11OK, we're moving back over to Isobel.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13Joe, if you would like to show everyone at home what

0:33:13 > 0:33:17- you're about to put on Isobel's face. - I love this game.

0:33:17 > 0:33:20AUDIENCE: Whoo!

0:33:21 > 0:33:23I'll have to spread this on.

0:33:23 > 0:33:27- Are you ready?- What are you doing?!

0:33:30 > 0:33:35Right, Isobel, tell us what's on your face.

0:33:35 > 0:33:39It smells like chocolate.

0:33:39 > 0:33:41It smells of chocolate. Interesting. So what could it be?

0:33:41 > 0:33:43- What does it taste of? - What do you think it is?

0:33:43 > 0:33:45Chocolate spread.

0:33:48 > 0:33:50Well done!

0:33:50 > 0:33:52Right, Mark, we're about to show you what's going on your face.

0:33:52 > 0:33:55Joe, if you'd like to show everybody at home.

0:33:55 > 0:33:58GROANING

0:33:58 > 0:34:00Here you go, Joe.

0:34:00 > 0:34:03LAUGHTER

0:34:08 > 0:34:10I love this game!

0:34:12 > 0:34:14Mark! Mark!

0:34:15 > 0:34:18Eh, come on, this is serious television.

0:34:19 > 0:34:23Mark, tell us what's on your face.

0:34:23 > 0:34:27I believe it's a banana.

0:34:27 > 0:34:30It's a mashed up banana!

0:34:33 > 0:34:35And it's going in my ear.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38I'll wipe your face, mate.

0:34:38 > 0:34:41My fingers still smell of that fish!

0:34:41 > 0:34:44Right, it's 2-1. It is 2-1.

0:34:44 > 0:34:49Isobel, it's time for the final one for you. Best of luck.

0:34:49 > 0:34:52- Are you ready?- Yes.- Here we go.

0:34:52 > 0:34:54What is it, Joe?

0:34:54 > 0:34:57Oh, dear. Go for it, Joe.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01She's shaking, she's shaking!

0:35:01 > 0:35:04Isobel, tell us - you might want to do it quickly -

0:35:04 > 0:35:07- what's on your face. - I don't know!

0:35:07 > 0:35:09Are you forfeiting it?

0:35:09 > 0:35:11No idea? Do you want to take a guess?

0:35:11 > 0:35:13SHE SCREAMS

0:35:13 > 0:35:15- Any idea?- No!- No idea. OK.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18I'm in here! I've got you running scared!

0:35:18 > 0:35:22Isobel, you don't have to be too scared. It was a fake millipede.

0:35:22 > 0:35:24It was just a fake millipede.

0:35:24 > 0:35:27- It was a little rubber one. - Little fakey.

0:35:27 > 0:35:30We are moving over to you, Mark.

0:35:30 > 0:35:34It's 2-1. You could equalise here.

0:35:34 > 0:35:38Best of luck, mate. Are we ready to find out what's going on your face?

0:35:38 > 0:35:40Audience members...

0:35:40 > 0:35:41CHEERING

0:35:41 > 0:35:45..and you lovely people at home, here's what's going on Mark's face.

0:35:45 > 0:35:47OMG!

0:35:47 > 0:35:51GASPING AND SCREAMING

0:35:51 > 0:35:54I was going to say, "Can I do it?"

0:35:54 > 0:35:57But, Mark, I think I wouldn't touch this one, mate.

0:35:57 > 0:36:02- It's that bad.- In that case, I will put it on your face.

0:36:02 > 0:36:05Go on, Sam! You're brave, Sam!

0:36:05 > 0:36:07GASPING AND SCREAMING

0:36:10 > 0:36:12It's eating the banana!

0:36:12 > 0:36:14It's coming off a bit.

0:36:16 > 0:36:17Let's put it round that way.

0:36:23 > 0:36:25- No!- Mark, you need to tell us.

0:36:25 > 0:36:29What's on your face/neck?

0:36:30 > 0:36:32It's a real millipede!

0:36:32 > 0:36:34It is a real millipede!

0:36:37 > 0:36:38Have a look.

0:36:38 > 0:36:41Oh, my God! It's massive.

0:36:41 > 0:36:43It's not going on the CV.

0:36:43 > 0:36:45Thank you to our animal man.

0:36:45 > 0:36:48Everyone, round of applause for our animal man.

0:36:48 > 0:36:52Mark, congratulations. You got that last one right, which means

0:36:52 > 0:36:56you've made things even Stevens. It's two each, people.

0:36:57 > 0:37:01We have a tie-break situation. Tie-break situation.

0:37:01 > 0:37:02Here's what's going to happen.

0:37:02 > 0:37:06Joe and I are going to place an item on the top of your heads

0:37:06 > 0:37:09at the exact same time.

0:37:09 > 0:37:11Now, you can't use your hands. You have to tell us

0:37:11 > 0:37:14what you think is being placed on the top of your head.

0:37:14 > 0:37:15You need to shout out the answer.

0:37:15 > 0:37:18Whoever shouts it out first will be the winner. Do you understand?

0:37:18 > 0:37:20- Yes, I understand.- Excellent.

0:37:20 > 0:37:22For the viewers at home and everyone in the studio audience,

0:37:22 > 0:37:25here's what we are putting on their heads.

0:37:25 > 0:37:27GASPING

0:37:29 > 0:37:31OK, ready, Joe? In three, two, one. Go!

0:37:31 > 0:37:33Banana!

0:37:38 > 0:37:40High-five! Well done!

0:37:40 > 0:37:44- Right, Mark...- How did you know that was a banana?- The shape.

0:37:44 > 0:37:46Banana!

0:37:46 > 0:37:48Well done, Isobel.

0:37:48 > 0:37:51Nice work. You got it straightaway, which means you are victorious.

0:37:51 > 0:37:54And you get this I Beat Mark trophy.

0:37:57 > 0:38:00Well done! Yeah!

0:38:00 > 0:38:03- Anything you want to say to Mark? - I knew I would beat you.

0:38:03 > 0:38:08- Yeah! Anything you want to say to Isobel?- I kind of knew that, too.

0:38:08 > 0:38:10Well, congratulations, Isobel. Nice work.

0:38:10 > 0:38:14Please give it up for Isobel and, once again, Mr Joe Swash!

0:38:14 > 0:38:17- Come on, Isobel.- See you later. Cheers, buddy.

0:38:21 > 0:38:22Hi, guys, Bobby Lockwood here.

0:38:22 > 0:38:25You are watching Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up,

0:38:25 > 0:38:28The show that always makes me ho-o-o-w-w-w-l

0:38:28 > 0:38:30in pain!

0:38:30 > 0:38:33CHEERING

0:38:34 > 0:38:37Welcome to the most spine-chilling game on TV.

0:38:37 > 0:38:40- It's got tension lighting. - It's got sinister music.

0:38:40 > 0:38:43But most of all, it's got a big box with lots of horrible,

0:38:43 > 0:38:45slimy stuff inside.

0:38:45 > 0:38:47SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS

0:38:48 > 0:38:51Let's welcome back our star players.

0:38:51 > 0:38:54- Molly's team.- And Anna's team.

0:38:58 > 0:39:03- OK, Molly, please introduce your team.- This is my best friend, Ellie.

0:39:03 > 0:39:06- This is my Auntie Alison and this is Emma, my mum.- Excellent.

0:39:06 > 0:39:09Lovely to have you here, guys. Anna, introduce your team, please.

0:39:09 > 0:39:11This is my friend, Eilidh.

0:39:11 > 0:39:14This is my mum, Karen and this is my dad, Angus.

0:39:14 > 0:39:19- Best of luck to everyone. This is a game of chance.- And skill.

0:39:19 > 0:39:21Each team will take turns to step up to...

0:39:21 > 0:39:23BOTH: The box of horrors!

0:39:23 > 0:39:25SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS

0:39:25 > 0:39:30You've heard of jack-in-a-box, well, this is a splat-in-a-box.

0:39:30 > 0:39:34Once there, guys, you will have just ten seconds to answer

0:39:34 > 0:39:35a general knowledge question.

0:39:35 > 0:39:39But be quick, because the longer it takes you to answer,

0:39:39 > 0:39:41the more times you will have to wind-up the crank.

0:39:41 > 0:39:46For example, if you take three seconds to answer your question,

0:39:46 > 0:39:49that means three full turns of the crank.

0:39:49 > 0:39:52But don't get one wrong, because if you do,

0:39:52 > 0:39:55we have a triple T situation on our hands.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58But, Mark, whatever is a triple T situation?

0:39:58 > 0:39:59I'll tell you, Sam.

0:39:59 > 0:40:02It is when a team must wind-up the crank for a maximum

0:40:02 > 0:40:03ten terrifying turns.

0:40:03 > 0:40:06Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

0:40:08 > 0:40:13Nobody in the studio will know how many turns will make

0:40:13 > 0:40:15the box open. Serious.

0:40:15 > 0:40:17But when it does, ah, ah, ah, girlfriend!

0:40:17 > 0:40:21In other words, one team will get very, very messy

0:40:21 > 0:40:23- and the other wins the game. - That's what I said.

0:40:23 > 0:40:26Which means, the winning team will go home with

0:40:26 > 0:40:28tonight's star prize, a games console.

0:40:30 > 0:40:32For our viewers at home,

0:40:32 > 0:40:35time to find out how many turns will open the box tonight.

0:40:35 > 0:40:37And if you do not want to know, close your eyes now.

0:40:40 > 0:40:46Now, to decide who goes first, Sam here has a genuine one smark coin.

0:40:46 > 0:40:49- Let's have a look at it. - There it is.- No expense spared.

0:40:49 > 0:40:51Molly, what'll it be?

0:40:51 > 0:40:55Will it be Sams or Marks?

0:40:55 > 0:40:56Sams.

0:40:58 > 0:41:00What have we got? What have we got?

0:41:00 > 0:41:04It is Sams, which means Molly and your team, you will be going first.

0:41:04 > 0:41:07If you would like to get into position, please.

0:41:07 > 0:41:10Molly's team, your time will start when Mark finishes

0:41:10 > 0:41:14asking the question. Best of luck.

0:41:14 > 0:41:17- Who wrote the book Hetty Feather? - BOTH: Jacqueline Wilson.

0:41:17 > 0:41:19Stop the clock.

0:41:19 > 0:41:22- That was correct and you answered it in one second...- Get in!

0:41:22 > 0:41:25..which means one full turn.

0:41:25 > 0:41:28One of the team members, Molly, if you'd like to turn it.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30Here you go.

0:41:30 > 0:41:32We're all right! We're safe.

0:41:32 > 0:41:35OK, please swap positions.

0:41:39 > 0:41:44OK, Anna's team, name three animals beginning with D.

0:41:44 > 0:41:48Dog, dormouse...

0:41:48 > 0:41:50Dinosaur.

0:41:50 > 0:41:52Stop the clock.

0:41:52 > 0:41:55- Sorry!- I said dormouse.

0:41:55 > 0:41:59You said dormouse, dog and dinosaur.

0:41:59 > 0:42:02They were on this planet once.

0:42:02 > 0:42:05Which is correct and you answered that in six seconds.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08AUDIENCE: Whoo!

0:42:08 > 0:42:11Which means six full turns of the crank. Anna, would you like

0:42:11 > 0:42:13- to step forward? - Probably not, but she will.

0:42:13 > 0:42:15Best of luck.

0:42:15 > 0:42:21BOTH: One, two, three,

0:42:21 > 0:42:23four...

0:42:23 > 0:42:25five.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27One more.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29Six...

0:42:29 > 0:42:32Don't hide from us!

0:42:32 > 0:42:34OK, You're safe.

0:42:34 > 0:42:35Please, change places.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41OK, Molly's team.

0:42:41 > 0:42:44What is the sixth planet from the sun?

0:42:44 > 0:42:46THEY MUMBLE

0:42:46 > 0:42:48Uranus!

0:42:48 > 0:42:50- It's wrong.- Saturn!- Oh!

0:42:50 > 0:42:52- Saturn was the correct answer, but we have to take...- Mum!

0:42:52 > 0:42:56..your first answer.

0:42:56 > 0:42:58It's a triple T situation,

0:42:58 > 0:43:01ten terrifying turns.

0:43:01 > 0:43:04Who's going up to step up to the crank?

0:43:04 > 0:43:06Ellie, here we go. Ten turns. Here we go.

0:43:06 > 0:43:09That's one, two,

0:43:09 > 0:43:12three, four, five...

0:43:12 > 0:43:14Keep your hand on the handle!

0:43:14 > 0:43:18..six, seven, eight,

0:43:18 > 0:43:21nine, ten.

0:43:21 > 0:43:23We're all right! We're all right!

0:43:23 > 0:43:27You nearly gave it an 11th crank there, you crazy person.

0:43:27 > 0:43:31OK, well done, Molly's team. Change places.

0:43:35 > 0:43:38The audience are getting panicky as well as us.

0:43:38 > 0:43:40OK, good luck.

0:43:40 > 0:43:44What country is hosting the 2016 Olympic and Paralympic Games?

0:43:45 > 0:43:48- No idea.- Come on, take a guess.

0:43:48 > 0:43:49Japan.

0:43:49 > 0:43:53- Wrong! It's Brazil.- So it is.

0:43:53 > 0:43:56- Mum!- You know what that means, guys.

0:43:56 > 0:43:58Ten terrifying turns.

0:43:58 > 0:44:01Karen, you're doing it.

0:44:01 > 0:44:03Ten turns, here we go.

0:44:03 > 0:44:08One, two, three, four,

0:44:08 > 0:44:12five, six, seven,

0:44:12 > 0:44:13eight...

0:44:17 > 0:44:19SCREAMING AND LAUGHING

0:44:27 > 0:44:30LAUGHING AND CHEERING

0:44:36 > 0:44:39Karen, if you'd like to stand there.

0:44:39 > 0:44:42Oh! Guys, how are you feeling?

0:44:42 > 0:44:46- Wet!- Cold!- Angus, you got the most of that, mate.

0:44:46 > 0:44:48Bless you.

0:44:48 > 0:44:52Well, you've been fantastic sports. You are not going home empty-handed.

0:44:52 > 0:44:53We're going to be giving you

0:44:53 > 0:44:56this commemorative smark coin set.

0:44:56 > 0:44:59- Well worth it.- It is worth it. How does that sound, guys?

0:44:59 > 0:45:01OK, Anna's family, off you go.

0:45:01 > 0:45:04A round of applause for Anna's family.

0:45:05 > 0:45:09But the winning family, Molly's family, come over.

0:45:09 > 0:45:13You are home and dry, which means you've won tonight's star prize,

0:45:13 > 0:45:15- a games console.- Yes!

0:45:15 > 0:45:18- What do you think of that? Good? - Fantastic.- Thank you.

0:45:18 > 0:45:20All in all, a pretty good day for you.

0:45:20 > 0:45:22Let's hear it for our winning team.

0:45:22 > 0:45:24It's Molly's team, everyone.

0:45:26 > 0:45:29- That was scary.- "I don't like him, or her. I don't know what it is."

0:45:29 > 0:45:32Well, that is it from this week's Big Friday Wind-Up.

0:45:32 > 0:45:35But the Weekend Wind-Down is just about to begin.

0:45:35 > 0:45:38CHEERING

0:45:38 > 0:45:42You are now all invited to our aftershow, backstage, VIP party.

0:45:42 > 0:45:45Yeah, we're hanging out with everyone we've surprised tonight.

0:45:45 > 0:45:46Joe Swash is going to be up there.

0:45:46 > 0:45:49Yes, we've got more games, more gossip and behind-the-scenes extras.

0:45:49 > 0:45:52So what are you waiting for? Come and join us!

0:45:52 > 0:45:54Stay there! Now!

0:46:02 > 0:46:06- You! You!- How are you doing?!

0:46:06 > 0:46:09I tell you what, we wound-up the week...

0:46:09 > 0:46:11And now it is time to wind-down the weekend.

0:46:11 > 0:46:14- Welcome to our very exclusive VIP Wind-Up Zone!- Look at this!

0:46:14 > 0:46:16Wind-Down Zone, I should say.

0:46:16 > 0:46:20Absolutely, it's brilliant. Hey, we've got a brilliant telly.

0:46:20 > 0:46:22- That's at least 53 inch.- Absolutely! - At least!

0:46:22 > 0:46:25It's huge. Look, who we've got over there.

0:46:25 > 0:46:28- It's Joe Swash. You all right, mate? - Hey! Hello!

0:46:28 > 0:46:31- Hey!- Over here we've got Isobel, the winner of Mark Versus.

0:46:31 > 0:46:33How are you doing, Isobel?

0:46:33 > 0:46:36- She's got her trophy! Got her trophy! - Rubbing it in my face.

0:46:36 > 0:46:38We've got Rohan and Blake from In Yer House.

0:46:38 > 0:46:40- You all right, lads? - BOTH: Yeah!

0:46:40 > 0:46:44I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but who on earth is that man out there?

0:46:44 > 0:46:47Oh! It's not even a real dumbbell. Off you go! Come on.

0:46:47 > 0:46:50What are you doing?! Get out of the way! Get out of the way!

0:46:50 > 0:46:53He's going the other way to what my hands are going.

0:46:53 > 0:46:55That's fine. You do what you like, mate.

0:46:55 > 0:46:58What a lovely location in the heart of Salford.

0:46:58 > 0:47:00There's Bolton Wanderers football ground.

0:47:00 > 0:47:03- No, it's Old Trafford - Man United. - We've got families over here.

0:47:03 > 0:47:05How are you doing, families? Bring it in, bring it in!

0:47:05 > 0:47:07Oh, excellent.

0:47:07 > 0:47:10OK, now, if you didn't see Big Friday Wind-Up,

0:47:10 > 0:47:14here it is in a 30 second recap.

0:47:14 > 0:47:17So, we started off the show with some Irish dancing. Why not?!

0:47:17 > 0:47:19As you do.

0:47:19 > 0:47:21I'm all right!

0:47:21 > 0:47:25We put on some silly red wigs and we surprised Molly and her mum Emma.

0:47:25 > 0:47:28- Joe slapped a fish on Mark's face. - And a millipede was in my mouth!

0:47:28 > 0:47:31Yeah, and we played Splat In The Box. It was all good. There you have it.

0:47:31 > 0:47:33That was Wind-Up Round-Up.

0:47:33 > 0:47:36Mark, sum that up using one facial expression, please.

0:47:36 > 0:47:38Meh!

0:47:38 > 0:47:41Come over here. Let's see what's over here. It's Joe Swash.

0:47:44 > 0:47:47Let's have a smell.

0:47:47 > 0:47:49He smells good! He's got the fish off his face.

0:47:49 > 0:47:51Unbelievable! How are you, Joe?

0:47:51 > 0:47:54- I'm all right. I've really had a good day today.- I'm glad you have.

0:47:54 > 0:47:56We love having you on this show, we really do.

0:47:56 > 0:47:58Do you know what? I love being here.

0:47:58 > 0:48:01My little boy, who's eight, he is a massive fan of the show.

0:48:01 > 0:48:04So I have been going around stealing things.

0:48:04 > 0:48:07So I can take them home to him later.

0:48:07 > 0:48:09- He's called Harry, isn't he? - Little Harry.

0:48:09 > 0:48:12Thanks for being a fan of the show, Harry.

0:48:12 > 0:48:14- Such a cool dad!- Now, Joe, you enjoyed slapping that fish

0:48:14 > 0:48:17- on Mark's face.- I loved doing that.

0:48:17 > 0:48:20I go through stuff like that quite a lot.

0:48:20 > 0:48:22So to be able do it to someone else...

0:48:22 > 0:48:23I got great pleasure from that.

0:48:23 > 0:48:26Yeah, great satisfaction. The noise it made. It went PLEH!

0:48:26 > 0:48:28A nice splat, yeah!

0:48:28 > 0:48:30- Joe, we've not quite finished with you yet.- OK.

0:48:30 > 0:48:33We've got a general knowledge quiz, if that's all right?

0:48:33 > 0:48:36- Oh, I'll smash this.- Oh! - Nice confidence.

0:48:36 > 0:48:38Well, let's see if you smash it without using

0:48:38 > 0:48:40- vowels in the answers.- Oh, come on!

0:48:42 > 0:48:45Best of luck. Question number one, what is your name?

0:48:45 > 0:48:46No vowels.

0:48:48 > 0:48:50- J.- Yes!

0:48:50 > 0:48:52- And the second name?- Swsh.

0:48:53 > 0:48:56- Very French!- J Swsh.

0:48:56 > 0:48:59- What colour is grass?- Grn.

0:48:59 > 0:49:01We'll give you that, we'll give you that.

0:49:01 > 0:49:04What are our names?

0:49:04 > 0:49:08Sm. Mrk.

0:49:08 > 0:49:10- Sm.- Somebody get him a towel!- Mrk.

0:49:10 > 0:49:13We'll give him that. Nice one!

0:49:13 > 0:49:16What country is Neighbours set in?

0:49:18 > 0:49:22Usala. Usalia. No?

0:49:22 > 0:49:24No! That starts with a vowel!

0:49:24 > 0:49:26Austr...

0:49:26 > 0:49:29- It's Strl.- What is it?- Strl.

0:49:29 > 0:49:31- Strl.- Take the A and U out.

0:49:31 > 0:49:34OK, which singer sang Chasing Pavements?

0:49:37 > 0:49:42- Dl.- Yeah!- Yeah! - You're getting good at this!

0:49:42 > 0:49:44Who is the British Prime Minister?

0:49:45 > 0:49:49Dvd... Yeah, Dvd.

0:49:49 > 0:49:52- Cmrn.- Yeah.

0:49:52 > 0:49:54David Cameron, but it's close.

0:49:54 > 0:49:57- What, what?! It's David Cameron? - Yeah!

0:49:57 > 0:49:59- You said it right, you said it right. - I said it right.

0:49:59 > 0:50:01Without saying the actual name.

0:50:01 > 0:50:03What is the capital of Ethiopia?

0:50:06 > 0:50:10- Have a guess!- I think I know this as well.- Do you?!

0:50:10 > 0:50:12No, I don't.

0:50:12 > 0:50:14Go on!

0:50:14 > 0:50:16Tanzania. No, it's not that, is it?

0:50:16 > 0:50:19It was Dds Bb.

0:50:19 > 0:50:21So what was it really?

0:50:21 > 0:50:25A dentist asks you to open your mouth and say what?

0:50:27 > 0:50:28Hhh!

0:50:28 > 0:50:32We'll go with that, we'll go with that!

0:50:32 > 0:50:35- That's the end of the quiz. Let's end on "hhh".- Hhh!

0:50:35 > 0:50:40If you have just tuned in, Joe's not gone crazy, just so you know.

0:50:40 > 0:50:42He's not allowed to use vowels.

0:50:42 > 0:50:46- Well done, mate. Lovely to have you here, as always.- Thanks, fellas.

0:50:46 > 0:50:48We'll see you in a little bit. A round of applause!

0:50:50 > 0:50:52Here they are. All right?

0:50:52 > 0:50:55Earlier on Big Friday Wind-Up, we found out about Emma,

0:50:55 > 0:50:57your obsession for redheaded men - Joe Swash in particular.

0:50:57 > 0:51:00- Yes.- He's just over there. - Stop looking! Stop looking!

0:51:00 > 0:51:05But Molly, we didn't talk about your obsession of all things stationery.

0:51:05 > 0:51:09- Interesting. What's your favourite piece of stationery?- Good question.

0:51:09 > 0:51:11- Erm, laminators. - BOTH: Laminators!

0:51:11 > 0:51:14- Well, that's lucky, isn't it? - There's one right there!

0:51:14 > 0:51:16Just explain, what is a laminator? What does it do?

0:51:16 > 0:51:19So you get a picture and you put a sheet over it

0:51:19 > 0:51:23- and it makes it nice and perfect. - So it puts plastic sheets on it?

0:51:23 > 0:51:26- Yeah.- So it's wipe clean. Good for recipes, Mark. Good for recipes.

0:51:26 > 0:51:28- I'm loving the passion. - Yeah!- I'm loving the passion.

0:51:28 > 0:51:32Now, due to your love of stationery, all things stationery,

0:51:32 > 0:51:35we've devised a challenge just for you. Here's how it's going to work.

0:51:35 > 0:51:37Do you want to tell everybody the name of it, Mark?

0:51:37 > 0:51:40Yeah, it's called Punching Kittens.

0:51:40 > 0:51:42Don't be alarmed. Don't be alarmed!

0:51:42 > 0:51:45These are Mark's favourite pictures of his favourite kittens.

0:51:45 > 0:51:47You've got loads of them, haven't you, mate?

0:51:47 > 0:51:49Loads, but they are all in disarray.

0:51:49 > 0:51:52I need you to organise them and stick them in my ring binder.

0:51:52 > 0:51:55Does that sound like something you could do?

0:51:55 > 0:51:59- It's a nice ring binder you bought, by the way.- Yeah.

0:51:59 > 0:52:00What?!

0:52:00 > 0:52:02So here's how it's going to happen.

0:52:02 > 0:52:04Molly, you are going to punch holes

0:52:04 > 0:52:07in those pictures of the kittens. You are going to pass them to Emma.

0:52:07 > 0:52:09Emma, you need to put them into Mark's ring binder.

0:52:09 > 0:52:12If you manage to get eight in the ring binder, you will win a prize.

0:52:12 > 0:52:15- Understood?- Got it.- We didn't tell them the kicker, did we?

0:52:15 > 0:52:19- No.- You've got to wear boxing gloves.

0:52:19 > 0:52:23- There you go. They are yours. - Stick them on.- Get them on.

0:52:23 > 0:52:25We should have told you before. It is going to take ages, this.

0:52:25 > 0:52:26It is going to take ages.

0:52:26 > 0:52:30- Go on.- Get that on.- That's wrong. - There you go.

0:52:30 > 0:52:32- They are two left ones.- Really...

0:52:32 > 0:52:35Yeah, yeah, we meant it, to have two left hands.

0:52:35 > 0:52:37It's a challenge!

0:52:37 > 0:52:40If you've got two right, then that's correct!

0:52:40 > 0:52:43Exactly what we wanted, yes.

0:52:43 > 0:52:46- All right, well, your time starts now.- Go!

0:52:46 > 0:52:49- I can't even pick...- She can't even pick it up!- Get in there!

0:52:49 > 0:52:53Get them in there! That side, that side! You can do it!

0:52:53 > 0:52:56That's it. Get it in there, Mum. Get it in there.

0:52:56 > 0:52:59Can you put that one in first? I like him.

0:52:59 > 0:53:02Wow, you are doing horribly.

0:53:02 > 0:53:04Come on, you can do it.

0:53:04 > 0:53:08This is teamwork, guys! This is teamwork.

0:53:08 > 0:53:11Have you done it? You are doing a horrible job.

0:53:11 > 0:53:13It's horrible.

0:53:13 > 0:53:16- Well done!- You're not punching them!

0:53:16 > 0:53:17Stop punching me kittens!

0:53:19 > 0:53:22Come on, you can do it, you can do it.

0:53:22 > 0:53:25That's good hole punching, that is. That's good.

0:53:27 > 0:53:29- You've not got long left, guys.- Keep going.

0:53:29 > 0:53:31Two, one, stop!

0:53:33 > 0:53:35Stop punching those holes.

0:53:36 > 0:53:40Excellent! Excellent! Good teamwork. I wouldn't cheer too much.

0:53:40 > 0:53:42- You haven't seen this yet.- I'm surprised you got any, to be fair.

0:53:42 > 0:53:45- OK, we asked you for eight... - Whoa, whoa, close it up.

0:53:45 > 0:53:47OK, sorry.

0:53:47 > 0:53:50- There we go, there we go. - And clip them in. Thanks.- Thank you.

0:53:51 > 0:53:56- They're safe now, they're safe. - We've got one, two, horrible job.

0:53:56 > 0:53:59But, I've got to say, I liked your passion.

0:53:59 > 0:54:02You don't win, but we are going to give you a consolation prize.

0:54:02 > 0:54:06And that consolation prize is, you get to laminate

0:54:06 > 0:54:09mine and Sam's faces for the rest of the show.

0:54:09 > 0:54:12- Thank you.- Fantastic, everyone's a winner.

0:54:12 > 0:54:15Give it up for Emma and Molly, everyone!

0:54:15 > 0:54:17It's now time for this.

0:54:19 > 0:54:23- Playing tonight we have Joe Swash and Isobel!- Are you all right, guys?

0:54:23 > 0:54:26- Yeah.- Still got a trophy. Still got a trophy.

0:54:26 > 0:54:28Rub it in, why don't you?

0:54:28 > 0:54:31Now, before the show we asked our Big Friday Wind-Up audience

0:54:31 > 0:54:34which celebrity they think they look like.

0:54:34 > 0:54:38Now, we're going to show you a clip of our audience members saying

0:54:38 > 0:54:41who they look like. But we're going to stop it just before they say who.

0:54:41 > 0:54:44- We want you to write down who you think they look like.- OK.

0:54:44 > 0:54:48- If it's right, then you'll win a point.- Am I playing against her?- Yes.

0:54:48 > 0:54:51- No cheating. No cheating, OK? - I'm going to win today.

0:54:51 > 0:54:56First audience member, tell us who you think you look like.

0:54:56 > 0:54:57I often get told I look like...

0:54:59 > 0:55:01- Joe's right on there. - Tough one, that.

0:55:01 > 0:55:04Have a think, Isobel, write down an answer.

0:55:04 > 0:55:06Who do you think he looked like? Have a write down.

0:55:06 > 0:55:08- Joe thinks someone. - I've got someone, yeah.

0:55:08 > 0:55:11- Go on, write down an answer. You never know.- I don't know.

0:55:11 > 0:55:13Let's see Joe's. What's Joe got then?

0:55:13 > 0:55:16I've gone from Rodney from Only Fools and Horses.

0:55:16 > 0:55:19- He did look like Rodney. - Nicholas Lyndhurst.

0:55:19 > 0:55:22You've not managed to write anything down, Isobel.

0:55:22 > 0:55:25But do you want to take a guess? You never know, you might get it right.

0:55:25 > 0:55:28- Name a celebrity. No idea? - Let's have a look!

0:55:28 > 0:55:32I often get told I look like Daniel Craig.

0:55:36 > 0:55:39You were close with Rodney...

0:55:39 > 0:55:43Sam often gets told he looks like Brad Pitt.

0:55:43 > 0:55:45That's about right, isn't it?

0:55:45 > 0:55:47I don't really. Right, time for the next one.

0:55:47 > 0:55:49Time for the next audience member.

0:55:49 > 0:55:51I often get told I look like...

0:55:53 > 0:55:57I know who that is! He's Hacker's mate.

0:55:57 > 0:56:00She knows the name. It's not Hacker.

0:56:00 > 0:56:02All right, you are writing one down.

0:56:02 > 0:56:05Let's have a look. Audience member, who do you think you look like?

0:56:05 > 0:56:08I often get told I look like

0:56:08 > 0:56:10Peter Andre.

0:56:11 > 0:56:13- What did you say?- Dodge T Dog.

0:56:13 > 0:56:16I like your answer better.

0:56:16 > 0:56:18OK, we haven't got a lot of time left.

0:56:18 > 0:56:20But thank you for playing the game.

0:56:20 > 0:56:24I don't know who won, I don't think anybody did. Because who...?

0:56:24 > 0:56:27I think we all did. In the name of entertainment, that was,

0:56:27 > 0:56:29especially the Daniel Craig guy.

0:56:29 > 0:56:32Joe, Isobel, thank you ever so much. It's been lovely to have you.

0:56:32 > 0:56:35- And you.- Give it up for Joe and Isobel, everyone.

0:56:35 > 0:56:36But that is it.

0:56:36 > 0:56:39Thank you ever so much for watching. It's been good fun, hasn't it?

0:56:39 > 0:56:42It's been brilliant. Thanks to everybody who's been on the show,

0:56:42 > 0:56:44Joe, Isobel, everybody else. It's been brilliant.

0:56:44 > 0:56:47It's now time to end the show. Do you remember Karen,

0:56:47 > 0:56:50who did that brilliant/awful impression of Elvis?

0:56:50 > 0:56:53- Yes, I do, I do. - Well, she's singing us out!

0:56:53 > 0:56:56Oh, no! Did One Direction cancel on us?

0:56:56 > 0:56:58Yeah, Louis is not very well, so he didn't turn up.

0:56:58 > 0:57:01So here is Karen and her family singing another Elvis classic.

0:57:05 > 0:57:09# When no-one else can understand me

0:57:09 > 0:57:14# When everything I do is wrong

0:57:14 > 0:57:20# You give me hope and consolation

0:57:20 > 0:57:24# You give me strength to carry on

0:57:24 > 0:57:30# And you're always there to lend a hand

0:57:30 > 0:57:35# With everything I do

0:57:35 > 0:57:39# It's the wonder

0:57:39 > 0:57:43# The wonder of you... #

0:57:43 > 0:57:46Well done, guys!