0:00:02 > 0:00:04- 'Why does this boy look so shifty? - LAUGHTER
0:00:04 > 0:00:07'What's this woman embarrassed about?
0:00:07 > 0:00:08LAUGHTER
0:00:08 > 0:00:11'What's this man secretly wearing?
0:00:11 > 0:00:13LAUGHTER
0:00:13 > 0:00:15'Welcome to the show where no-one is safe.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19'It is Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up!'
0:00:19 > 0:00:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:39 > 0:00:43'Welcome to the show that's winding up the world.
0:00:43 > 0:00:48'From Studio Two in Salford, it's Big Friday Wind-Up.'
0:00:48 > 0:00:51My name is Zara, and I'm dressed as a carrot.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Here are your hosts.
0:00:54 > 0:00:59'From a planet not too far away called Earth, it is
0:00:59 > 0:01:03'a man with special powers. It's Sam, the super-host.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08'And also from that same planet Earth,
0:01:08 > 0:01:10'a man with similar powers -
0:01:10 > 0:01:14'it's Mark, the other super-host.'
0:01:16 > 0:01:17LAUGHTER
0:01:21 > 0:01:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Ah, much better, much better. BOTH: Welcome to the weekend!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Woohoo! We have got a special show in store for you tonight,
0:01:35 > 0:01:37as we have some surprise celebrities.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Ooooh! AUDIENCE:- Ooooh!- We have.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42We will be having buckets of fun, amongst other things,
0:01:42 > 0:01:44- in Mark Versus.- Brilliant.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48Find out how we fared in Southport with a game of In Yer House.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- Hold out your hand. Hold out the biscuit.- Here we go.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56MARK LAUGHS
0:01:58 > 0:02:00APPLAUSE
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- Oooh! It is a good one. - It is a good one.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05But before all that, remember, on this show no-one is safe -
0:02:05 > 0:02:07not even him.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08LAUGHTER
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Now, Mark, I want to know, are you a fan of Corrie?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Oh, I love curry, me. Korma, bhuna, rogan josh.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Add some mango chutney on the side, mate, and I am putty in your hand.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21No, mate, no, mate. Corrie. As in Coronation Street.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22- Oh, I love that, too.- Excellent.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Well, our next Wind-upees are big Corrie fans as well.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Oh, do they like onion bhajis and poppadoms on the side?
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Coronation Street fans, Mark! Coronation Street fans.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34You could have said that to me to avoid confusion.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36I could have done a lot of things, Mark.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I could have done a lot of things.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41'It is Saturday night with Sam...'
0:02:41 > 0:02:43'Number one, Sam Nixon...'
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Anyway. Our next Wind-upees
0:02:44 > 0:02:47are twins Abbie and Jodie from Stockport.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Hiya, girls. All right?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52APPLAUSE
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Here we go, Abbie, here we go.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- How are you, guys, are you enjoying the show so far?- Good.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59MARK LAUGHS
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- You look a bit scared. - You do indeed.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Now, Abbie and Jodie, tell us,
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- how often do you guys watch Coronation Street?- A lot.- A lot?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08All the time?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- What are your favourite characters in Coronation Street?- Sally Webster.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- Sally Webster.- I like Nasty Nick. - He's EastEnders, Mark.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- All right, OK. - What about yourself?
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Gail.- Gail!- Gail!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Gail and Sally, you're going old-school.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Do you think they will marry Phil Mitchell?- No, that's EastEnders.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Oh, is it? Right, sorry, sorry.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Since you are such big fans of Coronation Street,
0:03:28 > 0:03:30we thought we would give you the chance to win a fantastic,
0:03:30 > 0:03:33and I mean fantastic, Corrie prize.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Come on down as we play Coronation Eat. Come on, girls.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38APPLAUSE
0:03:38 > 0:03:40MUSIC: Coronation Street Theme Tune
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Welcome to the game that tests how good a hotpot shot you are.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49In front of us are life-size replicas of Coronation Street's
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Fiz and Brendan, and let me tell you, they are hungry.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54I'm hungry.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Oh, I'm so hungry for hotpot.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59They are indeed, so what better dish to feed them
0:03:59 > 0:04:01than Betty's famous hotpot?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Abbie and Jodie, you will have 30 seconds
0:04:04 > 0:04:08to feed as many hotpots to Fiz and Brendan as you can.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Get five hotpots into their mouths and you win a very,
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- very special prize. How does that sound?- Good.- Excellent.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17They are playing it cool, but I think they are thinking,
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- "Yeah, come on!" - MARK LAUGHS
0:04:19 > 0:04:21The best of luck. Your time starts now.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- Come on.- Here we go.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26I'm very hungry.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Come on.- Smashed it!
0:04:29 > 0:04:30She's smashed it.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32I love hotpot.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Get to the line. Get to the line.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- They are crazy.- Where's the hotpot!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Jen's hungry. Yeah!
0:04:40 > 0:04:41APPLAUSE
0:04:41 > 0:04:42You can do it, you can do it.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Inside, inside.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46APPLAUSE
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Come on, come on, come on.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- Give me more hotpot.- Come on. Yeah!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52APPLAUSE
0:04:52 > 0:04:54KLAXON
0:04:54 > 0:04:56GROANS
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- One more.- OK, time is up.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02It is time to find out how many hotpots you managed to feed
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- Fiz and Brendan. - Poor old Fiz's eyeball there.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Fizz is not looking well, bless her.- All right,
0:05:07 > 0:05:11we are going to find out how many pies you got into their mouths.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Let's try Ted first.- Bleurgh! - Oh, one.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- Bleurgh!- Two.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20- OK, let's try Fiz.- Bleurgh!- Three.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- Three!- Oh!- Oh!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Sorry, girls, you didn't quite get up to the number five,
0:05:26 > 0:05:28which we wanted.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31But, even though you don't win the star prize,
0:05:31 > 0:05:33we have got a little bit of a surprise for you.
0:05:33 > 0:05:38Because please welcome the real Fiz and the real Brendan,
0:05:38 > 0:05:41it's Ted Robbins and Jennie McAlpine from Coronation Street!
0:05:41 > 0:05:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:46 > 0:05:48How are you? How are you?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51How are you, ladies?
0:05:51 > 0:05:54It's not real. I thought everyone would be able to have a nice hotpot
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- in the audience - it's not real. - I thought so as well.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- It's not real! - Don't give the illusion away.
0:06:00 > 0:06:05- It's harder than it looks. It's impossible.- Do you know what?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08If you can get a fifth in, Ted, we'll give them the prize.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Oh!- Here we go, here we go.- Come on!
0:06:11 > 0:06:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Come on, Ted. Come on.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Come on, Ted.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17GROANS
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Have another go. Keep going.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Keep going, one more.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22MARK LAUGHS
0:06:22 > 0:06:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:31 > 0:06:33MARK LAUGHS
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Fantastic. That means you have won today's star prize.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Who saw that coming, who saw that coming?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Jennie, Ted, do you want to tell them?- So you like Coronation Street?
0:06:41 > 0:06:46I overheard that your favourite characters were Sally and Gail,
0:06:46 > 0:06:48not Fiz and Brendan. Yeah, Brendan and Fiz.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Don't worry about it. How do you fancy coming
0:06:51 > 0:06:57and having a look around our set with a VIP tour of the studio?
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Yes.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Meet the cast, watch some filming.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06You can go in the Kabin, you can go in the Kabin,
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- meet Norris and Rita.- And Mary.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12And go down Coronation Street, but you can't go in the Rovers
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- because you're not 18. - LAUGHTER
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- How does that sound, girls?- Good.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- What's it like to meet Jennie and Ted?- Amazing.- Fantastic.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Thank you ever so much for being fantastic sports.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Ladies and gentleman, give it up for Abbie, Jodie, Jennie and Ted!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Take your hotpots. Take your hotpots.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Hello, I'm Ed Petrie.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35And whenever I'm all over the place, I still try and watch
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Well, I try to try.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:45 > 0:07:48'Ladies and gentlemen, tonight on the Wind-up Wheel,
0:07:48 > 0:07:51'Jennie McAlpine!'
0:07:51 > 0:07:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Jennie, I'm not going to lie, you look a little nervous.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01- Are you all right?- It doesn't go fast, does it, boys?- Not at all.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Where's the sick bag?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04THEY LAUGH
0:08:04 > 0:08:05OK. It's the Wind-Up Wheel.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07We've essentially reinvented the wheel.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Yes, but this time we've stuck Jennie McAlpine on it.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Eat your heart out, Thomas Edison, whoever he is.- Yes.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Anyway, here's how it works. We will be giving Jennie a hefty spin.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19If she lands on "truth", we'll ask her a relevant,
0:08:19 > 0:08:22or most likely irrelevant, question about her showbiz life.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25If she lands on "wind-up", we'll give her a forfeit,
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- and it could be literally anything. - How does that sound, Jennie?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Yeah, it sounds really good. - LAUGHTER
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- You look really nervous. - It sounds like a right laugh.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38She's a good actress. OK, let us begin.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- And...- ALL:- ..wind up that wheel.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Here we go.- Woo!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- Oh.- Woo!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49And stop!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Where are we, where are we? Truth.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Oh. Jennie, choose a number between one and ten, please.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Give me a number.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00THEY SHOUT NUMBERS
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Four!- Four! Four!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- Oooh.- Ho-ho, it's a tough one.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07SHE LAUGHS
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- To whom...?- I think I said three, I think I did.- No, no.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14To whom did you last send a text, and what did it say?
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Oh. It was to...
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Tyrone - Alan, who plays Tyrone - to say, "Yes, please,
0:09:21 > 0:09:24"I would like a cappuccino from the canteen."
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- That's wrong.- I'm afraid that's the wrong answer.- Oh.- It was Kirk.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31- You were asking if he had got the sausages.- Oh!- Sorry about that.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- It was close, though. It was close.- That is true.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36He gets me a cappuccino from the canteen.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38He texted me, "Do you want one?" I said, "Yes, please."
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- He's a good 'un, isn't he? - It's free, he doesn't pay for it.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43LAUGHTER
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- It's time to... ALL: - ..wind up the wheel!
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Whoa! Is this going faster?- Oh...
0:09:51 > 0:09:54And stop the wheel.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59MARK LAUGHS
0:09:59 > 0:10:02I don't know what is wrong with the wheel.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- I think it was a wind-up. - MARK LAUGHS
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Pick a number between one and ten, please.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10AUDIENCE SHOUT NUMBERS
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- Ten!- Ten. All right.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15MARK LAUGHS
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Oh, here we go. We need a prop for this one.- What?
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Do as many kick-ups with a football...- Oh, no, oh, no.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24- ..as you can.- Do you want to stand down here, actually, Jennie?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Come and stand right here and do it here.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- Oh, bloomin'...- Eat your heart out, football teams.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Oh, it is the right colour for Manchester United.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34BOOING
0:10:34 > 0:10:36What's up with that?!
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Do what? What, kick it?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42I don't know what that means.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- Are you kidding?- One, two...
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- Terrible.- Go on, get back.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49APPLAUSE
0:10:49 > 0:10:53He's a good footballer. Can one of them not do it for me?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- No!- Why not?!- How many can do it?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Come on, then, lad. Come on.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- How many can you do? Five? - What's your name?- Rhys.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Round of applause for Rhys, everyone!
0:11:02 > 0:11:04APPLAUSE
0:11:04 > 0:11:07OK, Rhys. See how many you can do. You ready? Off you go!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09One, two...
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Sit down! Sit down, Rhys!
0:11:12 > 0:11:17- Jennie!- You've embarrassed yourself and your family, Rhys!
0:11:17 > 0:11:21- Two!- His had a lot more vigour.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27That's it. Jennie, thank you very much for that.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31- Can I stand up again?- Yeah. How are you feeling after that?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33How are you feeling?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35She actually thinks she's sitting down right now.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37I went dizzy!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39You are more than deserving now of some R&R.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42I think you should make your way over to the Wind-Down Zone.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43- We'll see you later.- Over there?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Over there, it's Jennie McAlpine, everyone!
0:11:45 > 0:11:49APPLAUSE
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- Oh, sorry, Jennie. Sorry. - She really was sick.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Time now to meet some more of our friends, it's Zak and Billy
0:11:54 > 0:11:56from Southport.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58APPLAUSE
0:11:58 > 0:12:02- How you doing? - You enjoying the show?- Yeah.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Fantastic.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Now, not so long ago we took our hidden cameras
0:12:07 > 0:12:10to your house for a covert operation.
0:12:10 > 0:12:15Your naughty parents were in on the whole thing, weren't you? You were!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Shall we take a look and see what happened
0:12:17 > 0:12:19when we played a game of In Yer House?
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Are you ready for this, lads?- Yeah.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Zak, could you please do the honours down camera number four?
0:12:25 > 0:12:26Run VT!
0:12:30 > 0:12:32You are entering the world of In Yer House,
0:12:32 > 0:12:36an elite undercover taskforce charged with winding up the nation.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40As an In Yer House agent, your objective is to go undercover
0:12:40 > 0:12:44in viewers' homes and complete a series of highly skilled challenges.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Agent Nixon, you will be manning mission control.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Agent Rhodes, your accomplice is waiting for you at today's location.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53You must both proceed there immediately,
0:12:53 > 0:12:56and remember, don't get caught.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Listen carefully, gentlemen, I will say this only once.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08This is today's target. His name is Zak. He's Agent Billy's friend.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10This is the target's house.
0:13:10 > 0:13:15Agent Rhodes, you will be hiding here, upstairs above the kitchen.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18This is a song that I'm absolutely loving at the moment. Dance it out!
0:13:18 > 0:13:21MUSIC: Tiger Feet by Mud
0:13:21 > 0:13:22That's enough of that.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Agent Billy, it is your job to make sure that Zak doesn't detect
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Agent Rhodes, can you do this?
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- I can.- Excellent.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Agent Rhodes, it's time for you to put your training into action.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34- Training? I haven't done any training.- Silence!
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Agent Billy, you now need to make your way into the house
0:13:37 > 0:13:39and wait for Zak to come home from school,
0:13:39 > 0:13:42but before you do that, let's listen to that song again.
0:13:42 > 0:13:47I love it. Dance it out! Stop! Go, go, go, go, go!
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Good luck, mate.
0:14:08 > 0:14:13He's got through. Zak is none the wiser, making his way upstairs.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Here he is!
0:14:16 > 0:14:20Congratulations, Mark, you made it into position number one.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24Zak is downstairs in the living room next to the kitchen.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25Mission number one, Mark.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28In front of you, you will see a lovely multicoloured...
0:14:28 > 0:14:31That's the thing right there.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34That, believe it or not, that's a little pop-up tent.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37I want you to make a base camp, you need a base camp.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38- You're on a mission.- You're joking.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Mission number one, make sure you do it.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47I love putting up a tent, me, love a bit of camping. Do you like camping?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Not really.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53It's absolutely massive!
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Nice! Get inside it! Get inside it, mate!
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Just to make sure that you've completed mission one,
0:15:03 > 0:15:05just go, "Ee, I love camping!
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- You're so Yorkshire!- Go on! - Ooh, I love camping!
0:15:09 > 0:15:12No, not "ooh", I said "ee"!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Mm, I love camping.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- Not "mm", "ee"!- Mm, I love camping!
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Why can't you say, "Ee, I love camping!"?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23I think that's mission one complete, isn't it?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25No, you've got to say "ee."
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Ee, I love camping!
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Well done, mission one complete. Nice work.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Right, get yourself out of the tent.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39For mission two, I want you to go downstairs into the kitchen
0:15:39 > 0:15:44and you will find a packet of biscuits on the kitchen counter.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45Oh, no.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47You need to locate the packet of biscuits
0:15:47 > 0:15:51and then you need to give Billy, Zak's friend,
0:15:51 > 0:15:54a biscuit without Zak knowing.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58- How am I going to do that?- This is the mission. Good luck, buddy.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00- You're joking.- He's currently in the living room -
0:16:00 > 0:16:02if you go down to the kitchen he'll not see you at all.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Make sure you're quiet, though, because he is just next door.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14There he is.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Keep ducking down, crawl into the kitchen, Mark.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Right, the packet of biscuits is on the kitchen counter.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Two days ago...
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Zak has stood up, be careful.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Right, take out a biscuit.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Be quiet, I can hear the wrapper!
0:16:45 > 0:16:46He's eating them!
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Why do you get all the good ones? I never get to eat biscuits!
0:16:50 > 0:16:54Right, Mark, Billy is aware that you're going to hand him a biscuit.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56He's on the edge of the sofa right now, Mark,
0:16:56 > 0:16:59so if you get to where the bin is...
0:17:01 > 0:17:06That's it. Billy's on the end. You're going to have to duck down.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Crawl around the bin and hand the biscuit to Billy.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Hold out your hand, hold out the biscuit to Billy.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Here we go.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Nice work! That's brilliant!
0:17:25 > 0:17:26Where has the biscuit come from?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Time for mission number three.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34I want you to find two spoons
0:17:34 > 0:17:37and I want you to get two eggs out of the fridge
0:17:37 > 0:17:39and you need to put the eggs on the spoons
0:17:39 > 0:17:43and you need to walk back upstairs to base camp, the tent.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49Why are you looking in cupboards? Who puts spoons in cupboards?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53That's it, that's it, two spoons.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Now go to the fridge and get two eggs.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Make sure you're quiet.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09OK, you've got the two eggs, put them on the spoon
0:18:09 > 0:18:12and you're doing the egg and spoon race back upstairs.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Don't drop the eggs on the carpet,
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- because you'll be cleaning it up, mate.- Oh, no.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Don't drop the eggs!
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Hey, Mark, don't crack under the pressure.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36This is no yolk!
0:18:40 > 0:18:44- My head's scrambled.- Nice!
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Mission three complete, Zak is none the wiser, you can tell.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50OK.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Right, mission four. Oh, you'll never guess what, Mark.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- What?- I completely forgot about this.- What?
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- I'm going camping this weekend, I need the tent.- What?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00I need the tent.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04- Put it back in its little packet and put it away.- You're joking.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07It's not easy to put away!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Be quiet!
0:19:17 > 0:19:20What are you doing? I need the tent!
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Make sure you get it back in its little holster as well.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31- This is so difficult.- It's easy, it's only putting a tent away.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Done it.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- Put it back up.- What?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Doing my head in!
0:19:38 > 0:19:42I'll let you off. Mission four complete. Well done.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47Right, Mark, it is time for your fifth and final mission.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49I don't know about you, mate, but I'm parched.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- I could do with a cup of tea. - Oh, no.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54I want you to go downstairs into the kitchen and make me
0:19:54 > 0:19:56a cup of tea - milk, no sugar.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00And by the way, Mark, you know Zak?
0:20:00 > 0:20:01He does tae kwon do,
0:20:01 > 0:20:04so if he catches you, he might kick your face off.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Get yourself over to the kettle.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17I can't wait to see Zak's face when the kettle comes on
0:20:17 > 0:20:19and everybody else is in the living room.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Lovely mug, right, find the teabags.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Kettle!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34How has Zak not heard the kettle?
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Get a teaspoon out of the spoon drawer.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45How long's this kettle taking?
0:20:51 > 0:20:55Pour the milk into the tea, stir it loudly.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Now tap it ten times.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05One, two, three,
0:21:05 > 0:21:08four, five, six,
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- seven, eight...- What's happening?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Ooh!
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Keep going!
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Nine.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22Ten.
0:21:22 > 0:21:2311.
0:21:23 > 0:21:2712! 13!
0:21:27 > 0:21:3114, he's coming! Hide, hide! Get down!
0:21:33 > 0:21:37Oh, my! Who is that?
0:21:37 > 0:21:41APPLAUSE
0:21:41 > 0:21:45No way! Set up!
0:21:47 > 0:21:49I'm Mark from Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up
0:21:49 > 0:21:53and we have been playing In Yer House with you.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57How are you doing, mate, are you all right?
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Hello, mate! How are you doing, you all right?
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Sam in the van giving me the challenges.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07Mark has been hiding in your house ever since you got home from school.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- You know when Billy had a biscuit earlier on?- Yeah.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Mark gave him that biscuit.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Did you not hear the kettle on?
0:22:16 > 0:22:17No!
0:22:17 > 0:22:19You all were in here and Mark put the kettle on
0:22:19 > 0:22:22and he was making me a cup of tea and you didn't even hear that!
0:22:22 > 0:22:25I'm going to grab that tea. I'm parched!
0:22:25 > 0:22:27While you do that, let's go back to the studio.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30APPLAUSE
0:22:32 > 0:22:37Wow. That was good. That was one of the best reactions we've ever had.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40What did you think when you went into your kitchen and saw Mark?
0:22:40 > 0:22:44I didn't think anything, because I don't know who he was!
0:22:45 > 0:22:47That's a bit embarrassing.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49- Yes!- I thought I was really popular.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53And you, you secret biscuit-grabber, you're good at that!
0:22:53 > 0:22:55That was awesome, that bit.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Guys, you have been absolutely fantastic sports.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01Thank you to you and thank you to your parents and your brother,
0:23:01 > 0:23:04thank you ever so much, you were great and in on the whole thing.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06We're not going to let you go home empty-handed.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10We are giving you these rather spectacular In Yer House spy pens!
0:23:10 > 0:23:14But you will need to collect them from the Wind-Down Zone and that's
0:23:14 > 0:23:17where you'll be spending the rest of the show because it's VIP, baby!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Take your family with you as well.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Please give it up for Zak and Billy, everybody, off you go!
0:23:21 > 0:23:24APPLAUSE
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Go on, family! Go on, family!
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- See you later. That's nice, innit? - Fantastic.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33Here's what else is coming up on tonight's show.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35What will be poured over my head in Mark Versus?
0:23:35 > 0:23:38See which family survives in Splat In The Box.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42And join us for even more in the Weekend Wind-Down.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47Please rise for His Lordship, Lord Justice Rhodes!
0:23:47 > 0:23:51Settle down! Settle down!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54This is a serious part of the show.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57There is nothing funny about justice.
0:23:57 > 0:23:58WHOOPEE CUSHION
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Oh, except for that!
0:24:00 > 0:24:02And the parent prosecutor,
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Samuel Ethel Nixon QC.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13I love the smell of justice in the morning. It smells like casserole.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Actually, it's hotpot from the Coronation Street game earlier.
0:24:21 > 0:24:22Weird.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26OK, it's time to find out whose parents are guilty
0:24:26 > 0:24:29of criminally embarrassing behaviour.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33There's plenty of you around here - especially you, Lee!
0:24:33 > 0:24:36I've heard about you, Lee. Is this your daughter Mia?
0:24:36 > 0:24:38- Yeah.- Hi, Mia, you all right?- Yeah.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42Lee, I understand that you're an embarrassing parent
0:24:42 > 0:24:46because you drive your car but you pretend it's an aeroplane.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50- Is this right?- It is. - Mia, do you testify?
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Yeah. And he does something more embarrassing when he's in the car?
0:24:53 > 0:24:55- Yeah.- What does he do?
0:24:55 > 0:24:58He holds his nose and acts like he's an air hostess.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01I'm afraid we're going to have to hear this.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07Bing-bong. This is your captain speaking.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Please can all car crew return to your seats for takeoff, please?
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Your worship.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18Your worship, how do you find the defendants?
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Guilty!
0:25:19 > 0:25:23- Apologise!- Firstly, apologise to the world.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27- I'm sorry.- Now apologise to Mia, Do it in the voice.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Mia, I'm sorry.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31These crimes are far too petty.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33We need to find the real menace to society.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37In that case, it's time to call our star witness.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41And that witness is you, Molly!
0:25:43 > 0:25:48Please join us in the Wind-Up courtroom for Parents On Trial.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Come on, Molly!
0:25:50 > 0:25:52APPLAUSE
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Order, order! Molly, have you any idea
0:25:57 > 0:26:02why you're standing before this court today?
0:26:02 > 0:26:06Maybe the following evidence will refresh your memory.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09I give you exhibit A.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17Does this cherry fizzy pop mean anything to you?
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Not really.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22- Interesting.- Well, thank you very much for that, Jennie.
0:26:22 > 0:26:29At this stage I want to bring your lordship's attention to exhibit B.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35Molly, can you read this transcript out loud to the court, please?
0:26:35 > 0:26:38"Oh, I think that I've found myself a cherryade,
0:26:38 > 0:26:41"she is always right there when I need her."
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Now forgive me if I'm wrong, Molly,
0:26:44 > 0:26:48but these sound like the lyrics from Cheerleader.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52# Oh, I think that I've found myself a cheerleader
0:26:52 > 0:26:57# She is always right there when I need her. #
0:26:57 > 0:26:59- That's enough!- Shut up!
0:26:59 > 0:27:01But forgive me if I'm wrong, Molly,
0:27:01 > 0:27:04the lyrics that you just read out
0:27:04 > 0:27:07wasn't "Oh, I'm a cheerleader,"
0:27:07 > 0:27:10it's "Oh, I'm cherryade," or something stupid!
0:27:10 > 0:27:14Who would do such a thing and change the lyrics to a fantastic song?
0:27:14 > 0:27:19- My mum and my dad. - Your mum and your dad!
0:27:19 > 0:27:21- I hear your mum does this a lot, is that right?- Yeah.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25- Does she sing these lyrics incorrectly out loud?- Yeah.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Oh, dear. This is quite embarrassing.
0:27:28 > 0:27:29Where is your mum today, Molly?
0:27:29 > 0:27:32She's moving my grandma.
0:27:32 > 0:27:37- OK.- Interesting. Well, I put it to you, Molly, that she isn't there.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41She's actually here, getting another song wrong.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Bring out the accused with their version of
0:27:43 > 0:27:46We Built This City On Rock N' Roll.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00# We built this city
0:28:00 > 0:28:04# We built this city on sausage rolls
0:28:04 > 0:28:07# Built this city
0:28:07 > 0:28:10# We built this city on sausage rolls
0:28:10 > 0:28:14# Built this city
0:28:14 > 0:28:18# We built this city on sausage rolls. #
0:28:18 > 0:28:22APPLAUSE
0:28:22 > 0:28:25Let's hear it for her! Yes!
0:28:25 > 0:28:28You got the lyrics wrong again.
0:28:28 > 0:28:32It's "We built this city on rock n' roll, whoa!"
0:28:32 > 0:28:35Anyway, Molly, what did you make of that?
0:28:35 > 0:28:38Em, it was very interesting.
0:28:38 > 0:28:42Interesting is one word for it.
0:28:42 > 0:28:43Time to reach a verdict.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
0:28:46 > 0:28:51do you find the defendant guilty or not guilty?
0:28:54 > 0:28:56Ah, unanimous.
0:28:56 > 0:29:00You've been found guilty of criminally embarrassing behaviour.
0:29:00 > 0:29:03What do you have to say in your defence?
0:29:03 > 0:29:06I think the lyrics of sausage roll and cherryade are better.
0:29:06 > 0:29:10- I'm sure OMI agrees. - Yes, I think so.
0:29:10 > 0:29:13Well, for crimes against showbiz, I sentence you
0:29:13 > 0:29:17to the next 20 minutes being flicked on the ear by an Inuit.
0:29:17 > 0:29:21And to take her into custody, who better than The Governor?
0:29:21 > 0:29:23CHEERING
0:29:25 > 0:29:29- Who's The Governor? - ALL: You're The Governor!
0:29:29 > 0:29:33Come on, jailers and jailbirds! Yes! Oh, it's wonderful to see you all.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36- Ah! Hello, everybody. Hello, judge. Hello, jury.- Hello, Governor.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38There's only one person for this.
0:29:38 > 0:29:42Boys and girls, you know who it is. Yes, it's Mr Burgess!
0:29:42 > 0:29:45MR BURGESS SHOUTS, APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:29:45 > 0:29:48- Hello!- Very sharp, Mr Burgess! - Thank you, sir!- You know what to do?
0:29:48 > 0:29:51I certainly do, sir. Two, three, four!
0:29:51 > 0:29:56MUSIC PLAYS, THE AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG
0:30:07 > 0:30:09- Woohoo!- Here we go!
0:30:09 > 0:30:11SAM LAUGHS
0:30:14 > 0:30:17MUSIC STOPS, CHEERING
0:30:17 > 0:30:20- Very good, Mr Burgess. - Thank you, sir.- Very good indeed.
0:30:20 > 0:30:23Mr Burgess, take this offender back to the punishment area.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26I certainly will, sir! Right, come on, you rebel!
0:30:26 > 0:30:30- Round you go.- Quickly, yes! - Follow me.- Justice has been done.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:30:33 > 0:30:35In you go, you horrible lout!
0:30:35 > 0:30:37BELL TOLLS
0:30:37 > 0:30:38Inuit, do your thing.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44LAUGHTER Well...it seems that justice
0:30:44 > 0:30:49has been served, but, Molly, I think you deserve a reward for testifying,
0:30:49 > 0:30:52so we're going to give you a brand-new tablet!
0:30:52 > 0:30:54CHEERING
0:30:54 > 0:30:57- How does that sound?- That sounds amazing.- Brilliant! Excellent stuff.
0:30:57 > 0:31:01That's not all, because soon, very soon in fact, you and your family
0:31:01 > 0:31:04are going to be going up against Abbie and Jodie's family
0:31:04 > 0:31:07in tonight's grand finale. You could win some more prizes.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10So you need to go and join those guys in the Wind-Down Zone.
0:31:10 > 0:31:12We'll see you a little bit later.
0:31:12 > 0:31:14Please give a massive round of applause to Molly, everyone!
0:31:14 > 0:31:17APPLAUSE AND CHEERING, GAVEL BANGS
0:31:17 > 0:31:25You're watching Big Friday Wind-Up, starring Sam and the other one.
0:31:25 > 0:31:28CHEERING
0:31:29 > 0:31:32- Is everyone here enjoying the show? - ALL: Yes!- Yey!
0:31:32 > 0:31:35- I'm having a great time, mate! - Aw, that's about to change, mate,
0:31:35 > 0:31:38because it's the part of the show where Mark goes man-to-man,
0:31:38 > 0:31:41or indeed wo-man, with a member of this very audience.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44Mark, can anyone here beat you today?
0:31:46 > 0:31:47- No.- OK! LAUGHTER
0:31:47 > 0:31:51Well, it's time to find out who's going to be playing Bucket-iquette!
0:31:51 > 0:31:53DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:31:56 > 0:32:00It's Ella from Chepstow. Come on down, Ella!
0:32:00 > 0:32:02CHEERING Come on down!
0:32:04 > 0:32:08Here we go, Ella, here we go, here we go!
0:32:08 > 0:32:11High five, Ella! Stand right here, my love.
0:32:11 > 0:32:15Now, Ella, tell me, why do you think you can beat Mark?
0:32:15 > 0:32:18Because loser isn't part of my vocab.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21- Oh, ho-ho-ho! AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:32:21 > 0:32:22Mark, have you got anything to add?
0:32:22 > 0:32:26- I didn't understand a word she said. - LAUGHTER
0:32:26 > 0:32:28Right, this is how you play.
0:32:28 > 0:32:33This is a game all about buckets and etiquette.
0:32:33 > 0:32:38One of these buckets over here contains something nasty.
0:32:38 > 0:32:41The other contains something nice.
0:32:41 > 0:32:44Now, Ella, it is your job to convince Mark
0:32:44 > 0:32:48to have the nasty one poured over his head.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51- Oh!- Ha-ha!- I've just done me hair and everything!
0:32:51 > 0:32:54Now, you can do this by either telling him the truth,
0:32:54 > 0:32:57or by bluffing, or by double bluffing.
0:32:57 > 0:32:59How does that sound, Ella?
0:32:59 > 0:33:02- Understood?- Yeah. - Excellent stuff!- Or no.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05Oh, clever, I like it. Very good, very good, excellent!
0:33:05 > 0:33:06And helping us out with this,
0:33:06 > 0:33:09please welcome back, from The Slammer, Mr Burgess, everyone!
0:33:09 > 0:33:12CHEERING
0:33:14 > 0:33:17- Mr Burgess!- Ha!- Welcome. - Thank you, sir.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19Now, Mr Burgess is going to be emptying
0:33:19 > 0:33:22the buckets on one of your heads, which is lovely...
0:33:22 > 0:33:24- Excited about that, Mr Burgess? - Oh, yes, sir.
0:33:24 > 0:33:25LAUGHTER
0:33:25 > 0:33:28OK, Mark, you're going to be going first.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30- If you'd like to take a seat... - Of course I am.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32- ..on the Stool of Destiny!- Aw, no!
0:33:32 > 0:33:36- Ella, if you'd like to head over next to Mr Burgess.- Oh!
0:33:36 > 0:33:39And it's time to play Bucket-iquette!
0:33:39 > 0:33:40MUSICAL STING
0:33:40 > 0:33:42Mr Burgess, if you'd like to show Ella
0:33:42 > 0:33:44what's inside each of the buckets.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47- All right?- You can look, Mark, that's all right.
0:33:47 > 0:33:50You need as much help as you can, mate, trust me!
0:33:50 > 0:33:51- You've got that.- OK.
0:33:51 > 0:33:56All right, now, Mark, you now need to ask Ella a series of questions.
0:33:57 > 0:34:01- Did you watch Coronation Street last night?- Not that question!- Not that?
0:34:01 > 0:34:03- I don't think that'll help you, mate!- All right.
0:34:03 > 0:34:08OK... In Bucket A, is it slimy?
0:34:08 > 0:34:11- No.- Is it furry?
0:34:11 > 0:34:14- Yeah.- OK, is it big?
0:34:14 > 0:34:17- Relatively.- Relatively?
0:34:17 > 0:34:19OK, how big? Bigger than my arm?
0:34:20 > 0:34:25- About that big?- Yay big? OK, in B, is it slimy?
0:34:25 > 0:34:28- Erm...no. - SAM GIGGLES
0:34:28 > 0:34:30Hmm.
0:34:30 > 0:34:33Is it... Ha! Is it going to mess my hair up?
0:34:34 > 0:34:36Hmm...could do.
0:34:36 > 0:34:39SAM LAUGHS: I really have no idea!
0:34:39 > 0:34:42- OK, OK, I'm picking one, I'm picking one.- OK, Mark, it is
0:34:42 > 0:34:45now time for you to choose a bucket to be poured over your head.
0:34:45 > 0:34:49- What's it going to be - Bucket A or Bucket B?- Oh, no!
0:34:49 > 0:34:55You went into so much detail for A, I think the nasty one is in A,
0:34:55 > 0:34:57so I'm going to go for B.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01OK, in that case, Mr Burgess,
0:35:01 > 0:35:06- if you'd like to bring Bucket B... - Oh, no!- ..over to Mark.
0:35:06 > 0:35:10And you're about to pour whatever is inside over Mark's head.
0:35:10 > 0:35:13If it's nasty, it's one point to Ella.
0:35:13 > 0:35:15Over to you, Mr Burgess.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17AUDIENCE: Oh, oh..
0:35:18 > 0:35:21LAUGHTER
0:35:21 > 0:35:23APPLAUSE
0:35:26 > 0:35:30I bet you wished you'd not asked stupid questions now, don't you?
0:35:32 > 0:35:36- I'm going to go for A(!) - LAUGHTER
0:35:36 > 0:35:41Congratulations, Ella! Nice work! Round of applause for Ella there!
0:35:41 > 0:35:43APPLAUSE She did a fantastic job.
0:35:43 > 0:35:47But it's now time to swap, so, Mark, if you'd like to
0:35:47 > 0:35:49step out of the paddling pool, go over to Mr Burgess.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51You've got a towel over there.
0:35:51 > 0:35:54Ella, if you'd like to step... and sit onto the stool.
0:35:54 > 0:35:56I've got beans down me back!
0:35:56 > 0:35:59- I didn't think I'd be saying that sentence today!- Now, same thing.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01Mr Burgess, if you'd like to give Mark
0:36:01 > 0:36:05- a little peek inside each of the buckets.- Ready?
0:36:05 > 0:36:06- You got that?- Yeah.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10- You got that?- Yeah.
0:36:10 > 0:36:13SAM LAUGHS
0:36:13 > 0:36:16- You look great! I think it's a good look.- Pipe down, Nixon!
0:36:16 > 0:36:20Er, OK, Ella, it is now time for you to ask Mark some questions.
0:36:20 > 0:36:23- You've not got long. Ask wisely.- Ask me!
0:36:23 > 0:36:25LAUGHTER
0:36:27 > 0:36:30- Come on!- In Bucket B, is it slimy?
0:36:30 > 0:36:32Absolutely.
0:36:32 > 0:36:37Erm, in Bucket B, is it...big?
0:36:38 > 0:36:40It's about yay big.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42LAUGHTER
0:36:42 > 0:36:45- In, er, Bucket A...- Mm-hm?
0:36:45 > 0:36:48..is it in little pieces?
0:36:48 > 0:36:50No, they're quite big, actually.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53In Bucket B...
0:36:54 > 0:36:56..is it dry?
0:36:56 > 0:36:58- No! - LAUGHTER
0:36:58 > 0:37:02OK! Ella... LAUGHTER CONTINUES
0:37:02 > 0:37:05Quite difficult. It is time for you to choose a bucket.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08What's it going to be - Bucket A or Bucket B?
0:37:08 > 0:37:11- AUDIENCE MEMBERS SHOUT OUT - Um...
0:37:11 > 0:37:15SHOUTING CONTINUES, DIFFERENT ANSWERS GIVEN
0:37:18 > 0:37:22The audience can help you all they want, but they have no idea as well!
0:37:22 > 0:37:23SHOUTING CONTINUES
0:37:23 > 0:37:26- OK, Ella, we need an answer off you. - OK.- What's it going to be - A or B?
0:37:26 > 0:37:28I'm going to go for A.
0:37:28 > 0:37:32You're going for... Ha! You're going for Bucket A?
0:37:32 > 0:37:34- Yeah.- Mr Burgess, you know what to do.
0:37:34 > 0:37:38If this is nasty, then we have a tie-break situation on our hands.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41If it's nice, you are tonight's winner, Ella. Best of luck!
0:37:41 > 0:37:42Here we go, Mr Burgess!
0:37:45 > 0:37:47CHEERING
0:37:49 > 0:37:52HE LAUGHS
0:37:52 > 0:37:55Congratulations, Ella! That means you beat Mark
0:37:55 > 0:37:59- and tonight, you get to take home this I Beat Mark trophy!- Thank you!
0:37:59 > 0:38:02CHEERING Hold it up in the air! In the air!
0:38:02 > 0:38:06Just so we know, just so we know, Mr Burgess, what was inside Bucket B?
0:38:06 > 0:38:09- Oh, don't tip it over me head! - SAM LAUGHS
0:38:09 > 0:38:12APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER
0:38:12 > 0:38:16- Mushy peas, sir! - SAM LAUGHS UPROARIOUSLY
0:38:18 > 0:38:22- All right, son? - I'm fine!- I love my job!
0:38:22 > 0:38:23LAUGHTER
0:38:23 > 0:38:27Brilliant! Mark, anything you'd like to say to Ella?
0:38:27 > 0:38:28- Well done, Ella. - LAUGHTER
0:38:28 > 0:38:31Anything you'd like to say to Mr Burgess?
0:38:31 > 0:38:34- It's a good, good...good cop, that. - LAUGHTER
0:38:34 > 0:38:36- Right?- All right, sir.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38Brilliant! OK, Ella, it is now time for you
0:38:38 > 0:38:41to join the rest of the guys down in the Wind-Down Zone.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43It's VIP, you'll have a lovely time there, see you later.
0:38:43 > 0:38:46It's Ella, everyone! Round of applause for Ella!
0:38:46 > 0:38:48APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:38:49 > 0:38:50ALL: Hey, we're The Tide!
0:38:50 > 0:38:54When we're in the UK, we watch Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:38:54 > 0:38:56Well, when nothing else is on.
0:39:01 > 0:39:04Welcome to the most intense game on TV.
0:39:04 > 0:39:07In tents? It's not in a tent, mate, it's in a box.
0:39:07 > 0:39:08It is Splat-In-The-Box.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
0:39:13 > 0:39:15Let's welcome back our star players.
0:39:15 > 0:39:17Abbie, Jodie and family.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19And Molly, Alana and family!
0:39:19 > 0:39:23APPLAUSE
0:39:23 > 0:39:26All right. Abbie, please introduce your team.
0:39:26 > 0:39:30This is my twin sister Jodie, my big brother Lewis and my mum, Andrea.
0:39:30 > 0:39:33Lovely to have you all here. Welcome to Splat-In-The-Box
0:39:33 > 0:39:36Molly, introduce your gang, please.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39This is my best friend, Freya, my dad, Nick, and my mum, Alana.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42- Lovely to have you here, guys. - Good luck to both teams.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45- This is a game of chance.- And skill!
0:39:45 > 0:39:47Each team will take turns to step up to...
0:39:47 > 0:39:49BOTH: The Box of Horrors!
0:39:49 > 0:39:52Argh!
0:39:52 > 0:39:56Once there, you will have just ten seconds to answer
0:39:56 > 0:39:58a general knowledge question.
0:39:58 > 0:40:01But be quick, because the longer it takes you to answer,
0:40:01 > 0:40:04the more times you will have to wind up the crank.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07For example, if you take three seconds in which to
0:40:07 > 0:40:11answer your question, that means three full cranks of the crank.
0:40:11 > 0:40:13- I'm going to stop saying crank. - Stop saying crank!
0:40:13 > 0:40:15Do not get one wrong.
0:40:15 > 0:40:16No, no, no, because if you do,
0:40:16 > 0:40:19we have a Triple T situation on our hands.
0:40:19 > 0:40:21But, Mark, whatever is a Triple T situation?
0:40:21 > 0:40:23I'll tell you, Sam.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25It is where a team must wind up the crank for a maximum
0:40:25 > 0:40:28ten terrifying turns!
0:40:28 > 0:40:29Mwa-ha-ha!
0:40:32 > 0:40:36Nobody in the studio will know how many turns will make the box open.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38But when it does, boy howdy,
0:40:38 > 0:40:42and everyone knows what boy howdy means.
0:40:42 > 0:40:44But if you're not familiar, it means one team
0:40:44 > 0:40:47will get very, very messy, and the other will win the game.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49Exactly. Boy howdy.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52It also means that the winning team will go home with tonight's
0:40:52 > 0:40:54- star prize, a games console.- Whoo!
0:40:54 > 0:40:57And it's in a box and everything.
0:40:57 > 0:40:58OK, for our viewers at home,
0:40:58 > 0:41:02time to find out how many turns will open the box tonight.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04If you don't want to know, close your eyes now.
0:41:07 > 0:41:12Now, to decide who goes first, Sam here has a genuine one-smark coin.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14Abbie and Jody, what will it be?
0:41:14 > 0:41:15Will it be Sam's or Mark's?
0:41:17 > 0:41:20- Sam's.- All right. Like that, is it? Fair enough.
0:41:24 > 0:41:26Oh!
0:41:26 > 0:41:29It's Mark's, which means, Molly's team, you guys will be going first.
0:41:29 > 0:41:32If you would like to get in position, please.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36Now, Molly's team, your time will start
0:41:36 > 0:41:39when Mark finishes asking the question.
0:41:39 > 0:41:40Best of luck.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44What currency is used in Russia?
0:41:44 > 0:41:46- Rouble.- Correct.
0:41:46 > 0:41:49Well done, Nick. Well done, Nick.
0:41:49 > 0:41:51You answered that question in one second.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53Well done, that means one full crank.
0:41:53 > 0:41:55Who's taking...?
0:41:55 > 0:41:57Freya, you are doing it. Off you go, one full crank.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02Oh, we're safe. OK. Please swap places.
0:42:07 > 0:42:09OK.
0:42:09 > 0:42:13What is 3 x 7 + 22?
0:42:15 > 0:42:16- 43.- Correct!
0:42:18 > 0:42:19Well done.
0:42:19 > 0:42:23You answered that in five seconds,
0:42:23 > 0:42:26which means five full turns.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29Who is going to be doing the honours?
0:42:29 > 0:42:31- Abbie.- Don't step up too quick.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33Here we go, Abbie, five full turns.
0:42:36 > 0:42:37That's one.
0:42:39 > 0:42:40That's two.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43Three.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45- That's four.- Oh!
0:42:47 > 0:42:48Five!
0:42:48 > 0:42:50Abbie!
0:42:50 > 0:42:52I'm kidding, sorry.
0:42:52 > 0:42:54You're safe, you're safe.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56OK, please swap positions.
0:42:58 > 0:42:59Stop it!
0:42:59 > 0:43:01Sorry, Abbie.
0:43:02 > 0:43:05Reykjavik is the capital of which country?
0:43:05 > 0:43:06- Iceland.- Correct!
0:43:06 > 0:43:09Nick, you are on fire, my friend.
0:43:09 > 0:43:14You answered that in one second, so that means again one full crank.
0:43:14 > 0:43:16Who is doing it this time? Molly, off you go.
0:43:21 > 0:43:22Oh!
0:43:22 > 0:43:24Safe, OK. Swap positions.
0:43:28 > 0:43:31Who knows when it will go? Who knows?
0:43:31 > 0:43:34What colour is the middle stripe on an Italian flag?
0:43:35 > 0:43:37Red.
0:43:37 > 0:43:39- Wrong.- Green.
0:43:39 > 0:43:41It's not red or green, it's white.
0:43:42 > 0:43:46- Oh! - Which means ten terrifying turns.
0:43:46 > 0:43:48- You did it, so you go.- Not me!
0:43:48 > 0:43:50You did it, so you get to do it.
0:43:50 > 0:43:52That's what Abbie just said to her twin sister, people.
0:43:52 > 0:43:55We don't know, it might not go off here yet. We don't know.
0:43:55 > 0:43:57You have got ten terrifying turns.
0:43:57 > 0:43:59Best of luck, guys, here we go.
0:44:01 > 0:44:02One.
0:44:04 > 0:44:06Two.
0:44:07 > 0:44:09Three.
0:44:09 > 0:44:10Come on, come on, come on.
0:44:10 > 0:44:12Four.
0:44:12 > 0:44:14You can do it. Five.
0:44:14 > 0:44:16Come on, keep going.
0:44:16 > 0:44:17Six.
0:44:18 > 0:44:19Seven.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21- Come on!- Eight.
0:44:21 > 0:44:23Nine!
0:44:23 > 0:44:25Ha-ha-ha!
0:44:33 > 0:44:36- Aww!- No!
0:44:36 > 0:44:39Guys, I'm so sorry about that. How are you feeling?
0:44:39 > 0:44:41Great.
0:44:41 > 0:44:43Great. Kick them when they're down, Sam!
0:44:43 > 0:44:45Well, you're not going home empty-handed,
0:44:45 > 0:44:48we are going to be giving you these commemorative smark coin sets.
0:44:48 > 0:44:50They are very lovely indeed.
0:44:50 > 0:44:52Thank you for being such great sports.
0:44:52 > 0:44:54Please give it up for Abbie's team, everyone.
0:44:54 > 0:44:56APPLAUSE
0:44:56 > 0:44:57Off you go, guys.
0:44:57 > 0:45:00Be careful, Jodie. Be careful, be careful.
0:45:00 > 0:45:02Don't slip.
0:45:02 > 0:45:05But Molly's team, come over here, come over here.
0:45:05 > 0:45:08You are home and dry, well done. Look at that, all on the floor.
0:45:08 > 0:45:12It didn't hit you once, which means you have tonight's star prize,
0:45:12 > 0:45:15a games console in a box!
0:45:15 > 0:45:18- What do you make of that? Good? Happy?- Yeah.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20You have been fantastic, you really have.
0:45:20 > 0:45:22Let's give it up for Molly's team, everyone. Off you go.
0:45:22 > 0:45:25APPLAUSE
0:45:25 > 0:45:28Well, that is it from this week's Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:45:28 > 0:45:31A massive thank you to you, lovely audience. Thank you so much.
0:45:31 > 0:45:33You've been brilliant.
0:45:33 > 0:45:35- Give yourselves a round of applause. - Thank you.
0:45:35 > 0:45:38But the Weekend Wind-Down is just about to begin.
0:45:40 > 0:45:44You lovely lot are all invited to our aftershow backstage VIP party.
0:45:44 > 0:45:47Yes, we are hanging out with everyone we have surprised tonight.
0:45:47 > 0:45:49Not forgetting our celebrity friends,
0:45:49 > 0:45:52Ted Robbins and Jennie McAlpine from Coronation Street
0:45:52 > 0:45:53and Mr Burgess from The Slammer.
0:45:53 > 0:45:55We have got games, we have got gossip,
0:45:55 > 0:45:58we have got every behind-the-scenes action that you would wish for.
0:45:58 > 0:46:02So what are you waiting for? Come and join the party, come on you!
0:46:11 > 0:46:14What's this? What's this? I don't know what I'm doing!
0:46:14 > 0:46:16I don't know what I'm doing.
0:46:16 > 0:46:18Hey, I'll tell you something, we wound up the week...
0:46:18 > 0:46:21And it's now time to wind down for the weekend.
0:46:21 > 0:46:24Welcome to our exclusive VIP backstage Wind-Down Zone.
0:46:24 > 0:46:27It's lovely, do you like it?
0:46:27 > 0:46:29Look, we've got Jennie McAlpine and Ted Robbins.
0:46:31 > 0:46:33And the ever-friendly Mr Burgess.
0:46:33 > 0:46:35- All right, mate?- Yes.
0:46:35 > 0:46:37Oh!
0:46:37 > 0:46:39- I'm relaxing too.- Are you?
0:46:39 > 0:46:41- You don't look like you are.- I am!
0:46:41 > 0:46:44- All right, all right.- Sorry! - Over there we have got lovely Ella.
0:46:44 > 0:46:46- How are you doing, you all right?- Yeah!
0:46:46 > 0:46:48Your trophy, I love your trophy.
0:46:48 > 0:46:50Got that bean juice out of your ears?
0:46:50 > 0:46:51What?
0:46:51 > 0:46:54We've got Zak and Billy from In Yer House over there.
0:46:54 > 0:46:55You all right?
0:46:55 > 0:46:58Loving the checked shirts.
0:46:58 > 0:47:01Right, come over here, you, because if you...
0:47:01 > 0:47:02Hello!
0:47:02 > 0:47:04The families, everybody.
0:47:04 > 0:47:06If you missed Big Friday Wind-Up earlier,
0:47:06 > 0:47:09here it is in a 30-second round-up. Here we go.
0:47:09 > 0:47:11Now, we started off dressed as superheroes,
0:47:11 > 0:47:15and I tell you something, Mark lost a lot more than his pride.
0:47:15 > 0:47:19Corrie fans Abbie and Jodie played a game of Coronation Eat
0:47:19 > 0:47:21but they missed out on the star prize.
0:47:21 > 0:47:24They did, until Ted Robbins came on the set and smashed it for them,
0:47:24 > 0:47:27winning them a VIP trip to the Corrie set.
0:47:27 > 0:47:29How cool is that?
0:47:29 > 0:47:32Molly's mum Alana butchered the classic We Built This City.
0:47:32 > 0:47:34- It was still entertaining. - Oh, I loved it.
0:47:34 > 0:47:37Mark ended up with beans on his face and mushy peas on his head
0:47:37 > 0:47:39when we played... I can't say it.
0:47:39 > 0:47:42- And Molly's team were victorious in Splat-In-The-Box.- Indeed.
0:47:42 > 0:47:45So, that is Big Friday Wind-Up rounded up in just 30 seconds.
0:47:45 > 0:47:46Mark, sum that up with one noise.
0:47:46 > 0:47:48- Aces!- It's a good noise.
0:47:48 > 0:47:51OK, let's move over here. Come here, you.
0:47:51 > 0:47:53Hey, look who it is!
0:47:53 > 0:47:56It's Abbie and Jodie and Molly and Alana.
0:47:56 > 0:47:57You all right, guys?
0:47:57 > 0:48:00- Are you all right? Are you happy? - Yes.- You should be very happy.
0:48:00 > 0:48:04- And have you got your hair all nice? - Yeah.- Well...- Lovely.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07Well, Abbie and Jodie, you need to help us
0:48:07 > 0:48:10in a quick quiz that we are doing, so come over here.
0:48:10 > 0:48:12And you!
0:48:12 > 0:48:15Over here, you, you swine. How are you doing?
0:48:16 > 0:48:19Thanks, mate. A round of applause for Ted Robbins
0:48:19 > 0:48:22and Jennie McAlpine, everyone.
0:48:22 > 0:48:24- We can applaud Mr Burgess as well. - We can, yeah.
0:48:24 > 0:48:27- TED:- Look at his happy face.
0:48:27 > 0:48:30Earlier on Big Friday Wind-Up we found that you guys,
0:48:30 > 0:48:33Jodie and Abbie, you guys are massive fans of Coronation Street.
0:48:33 > 0:48:34- Isn't that right?- Yeah.
0:48:34 > 0:48:37We are going to find out just how big fans you really are
0:48:37 > 0:48:38because we're going to play a quiz.
0:48:38 > 0:48:41It's called StreetSmart, and we are going to alternate
0:48:41 > 0:48:44the questions between Jennie and Ted and you pair.
0:48:44 > 0:48:47Yeah, indeed. You guys have been on Coronation Street for a long time.
0:48:47 > 0:48:49How long have you been on, Jennie?
0:48:49 > 0:48:52- It will be nearly 15 years. - 15 years.
0:48:52 > 0:48:54- Ted?- 15 days.- Good luck, mate.
0:48:54 > 0:48:57We are going to take it in turns, we're going to start with you guys.
0:48:57 > 0:48:59- Go for it, Mark.- OK.
0:48:59 > 0:49:02- Who is Max Toner's real dad? - Oh, dear.
0:49:02 > 0:49:05- Erm...- Come on, you have been in it for 15 years, love.
0:49:05 > 0:49:09I've been watching it for more than 15 years, I should know.
0:49:09 > 0:49:10Do you know who it is?
0:49:10 > 0:49:12- MR BURGESS: Is it Percy Sugden? - It's not Percy!
0:49:12 > 0:49:15That was a wild stab in the dark.
0:49:15 > 0:49:17- Callum.- She's saying Callum.
0:49:17 > 0:49:19Callum is right, well done.
0:49:19 > 0:49:22OK, well done, Jennie, well done. OK, back over to Abbie and Jodie.
0:49:22 > 0:49:24Massive fans, here we go.
0:49:24 > 0:49:27Who is the current landlady of the Rovers Return?
0:49:27 > 0:49:28Erm...
0:49:31 > 0:49:33Were you just messing with us?
0:49:33 > 0:49:36- Come on, here we go. We've got an answer.- (Liz!)
0:49:36 > 0:49:39- Liz.- You are saying Liz, with no help at all from Ted.
0:49:39 > 0:49:41That's the right answer!
0:49:42 > 0:49:45Massive fans. MASSIVE fans!
0:49:45 > 0:49:48- OK, Jennie and Ted.- Just massive.
0:49:48 > 0:49:51Who lives at number one, Coronation Street?
0:49:51 > 0:49:53Erm...
0:49:53 > 0:49:55MR BURGESS: Is it Annie Walker?
0:49:55 > 0:49:56Who?
0:49:56 > 0:49:59Ask your grandmas and your grandads.
0:49:59 > 0:50:01It's not Elsie Tanner.
0:50:01 > 0:50:03Minnie Caldwell, sir.
0:50:03 > 0:50:05- Just saying words.- Ena Sharples.
0:50:05 > 0:50:07SAM: Have a guess.
0:50:07 > 0:50:09- It's...- He's been in it for a long time.- He!
0:50:09 > 0:50:11- It's Ken Barlow.- Ken Barlow!
0:50:11 > 0:50:13Correct. OK, over to Abbie and Jodie.
0:50:13 > 0:50:16What's the name of Roy's cafe?
0:50:16 > 0:50:19- Roy's Rolls. No...- Yes!
0:50:19 > 0:50:21SIREN BLARES
0:50:21 > 0:50:24- Yes!- Massive fans.- Massive fans! - They are massive fans.
0:50:24 > 0:50:28- What are we on now? - I think it's 14-0.
0:50:28 > 0:50:30Neck and neck, aren't we?
0:50:30 > 0:50:34Well, OK. Paper, scissors, stone. Let's do it.
0:50:34 > 0:50:37Here we go. On three.
0:50:37 > 0:50:38One, two, three...
0:50:39 > 0:50:42Massive fans, there we go.
0:50:42 > 0:50:44- TED:- I don't know what that one is...
0:50:44 > 0:50:46I'm just being told in my ear...
0:50:46 > 0:50:49Oh, it's Hollyoaks that you are massive fans of. Oh, what a mistake!
0:50:49 > 0:50:52Complete misunderstanding. Right, come over here.
0:50:52 > 0:50:55Round of applause for these guys, everybody.
0:50:55 > 0:50:58Check it out. It's Billy and Zak from In Yer House.
0:50:58 > 0:51:00How are you doing, lads? Are you all right?
0:51:00 > 0:51:01- Yeah, we're good.- Fantastic.
0:51:01 > 0:51:04All right, shall we have a little look
0:51:04 > 0:51:06at what happened on In Yer House?
0:51:06 > 0:51:09Because my favourite bit of the whole thing was the biscuit passing.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11Oh, it was fantastic.
0:51:11 > 0:51:14Can we just have a look at this magical moment, please?
0:51:14 > 0:51:19'Hold out your hand, hold out the biscuit to Billy. Here we go.'
0:51:19 > 0:51:21SAM LAUGHS
0:51:22 > 0:51:24Nice work!
0:51:24 > 0:51:27That's brilliant. Where has the biscuit come from?
0:51:29 > 0:51:31Zak, did you have any idea?
0:51:31 > 0:51:35- No idea at all.- Ever since you got home from school, you had no idea,
0:51:35 > 0:51:37right until the last minute when he was making a nice cup of tea?
0:51:37 > 0:51:38I was, I was dinking it.
0:51:38 > 0:51:42I was dinking it about 20 times and that's when you got me, wasn't it?
0:51:42 > 0:51:44- Yeah.- Your face, when you saw me, you went...
0:51:45 > 0:51:47I thought it was some kind of move that you did.
0:51:47 > 0:51:49Lads, you have been fantastic sports.
0:51:49 > 0:51:52Thank you for taking part. It is Billy and Zak, everyone!
0:51:52 > 0:51:54High five, bring it in.
0:51:54 > 0:51:56Nice one, lads. Right, over here.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58Now, it's Molly here.
0:51:58 > 0:52:00- How are you doing? Are you all right?- Yeah.- Excellent.
0:52:00 > 0:52:01Lovely to have you here.
0:52:01 > 0:52:05On Big Friday Wind-Up we didn't talk about your love for Louis Tomlinson
0:52:05 > 0:52:06- from One Direction.- We didn't.
0:52:06 > 0:52:08Now we don't have enough time - it's so much love.
0:52:08 > 0:52:10It is so much love that you've got a little
0:52:10 > 0:52:13- mini doll of Louis Tomlinson, is that right?- Yeah.
0:52:13 > 0:52:16- And what do you do with him at home? - We put him in the window.
0:52:16 > 0:52:18You put him in the window and you put signs in his hands, don't you?
0:52:18 > 0:52:20- Yeah.- What kind of signs?
0:52:20 > 0:52:23One said "Help me, I've been kidnapped!"
0:52:23 > 0:52:24Brilliant. Lovely.
0:52:24 > 0:52:27And didn't that cause a stir from the police one day?
0:52:27 > 0:52:29Yeah, the police came to our house asking
0:52:29 > 0:52:31if we had actually kidnapped someone.
0:52:31 > 0:52:35- Shall we have a look at a picture? - We've got a picture of it.
0:52:35 > 0:52:37Why's he dressed in a dress?
0:52:37 > 0:52:40- I have no idea.- You have no idea. Brilliant.
0:52:40 > 0:52:43- Because it's Saturday. - Yeah, why not?- It's fine.
0:52:43 > 0:52:47All right, well, we are going to give you a chance to maybe
0:52:47 > 0:52:49put an accessory onto Louis's head.
0:52:49 > 0:52:51Yeah, we are going to win you a little prize now
0:52:51 > 0:52:54because we are going to play a little game which we are calling...
0:52:54 > 0:52:56- Free Louis.- Free Louis.
0:52:56 > 0:53:00Now, as you can see, poor old Louis Tomlinson from One Direction
0:53:00 > 0:53:04and Doncaster is stuck in a cage and we need to get him out.
0:53:04 > 0:53:07- And X Factor judges' houses. - Yeah, he was a judge this year.
0:53:07 > 0:53:08So, what we're going to do,
0:53:08 > 0:53:11we are going to give you this remote control, Molly,
0:53:11 > 0:53:12and you have got to get...
0:53:12 > 0:53:15I don't know how this is going to work, guys, I'm not going to lie.
0:53:15 > 0:53:17You are going to get this helicopter
0:53:17 > 0:53:20and you're going to get his head and you are going to take him out.
0:53:20 > 0:53:22You are going to airlift him out of the cage.
0:53:22 > 0:53:25He has got a magnet on his head, we're not crazy.
0:53:25 > 0:53:27And apparently the real Louis Tomlinson
0:53:27 > 0:53:29has got a magnet on his head.
0:53:29 > 0:53:30Yeah. It's a little-known fact.
0:53:30 > 0:53:33So, we are going to give you 60 seconds to do that,
0:53:33 > 0:53:35starting from now.
0:53:35 > 0:53:38Come on, here we go, round of applause!
0:53:38 > 0:53:41- It's not working.- It's not working. - It's not working, brilliant!
0:53:41 > 0:53:44How do we get...? Argh!
0:53:44 > 0:53:46Right, it is working. Right, it is working.
0:53:46 > 0:53:50Hold on, let me get that from out there. Don't press a thing.
0:53:50 > 0:53:52Do not press a thing!
0:53:52 > 0:53:54- It's going!- I don't need a shave.
0:53:54 > 0:53:56Here we go. Right, here we go.
0:53:56 > 0:53:57Right, we're up in the air!
0:53:57 > 0:53:59- Oh, that's good!- Yeah!
0:53:59 > 0:54:01Ahhh!
0:54:01 > 0:54:04Free Louis! Try him again.
0:54:04 > 0:54:08Oh, no, the magnet! Hold on, the magnet has got trapped. There we go.
0:54:08 > 0:54:11This is a terrible idea for a game! Hold on, hold on.
0:54:11 > 0:54:13Well, I'm entertained!
0:54:13 > 0:54:16- MR BURGESS:- Gosh, imagine the producer who thought this up!
0:54:16 > 0:54:19Here we go, waiting for it. Oh, my goodness me.
0:54:19 > 0:54:23- Put that magnet on Louis's head. - It's terrible.- Come here, come here.
0:54:23 > 0:54:26It's really wound up. It's really the worst idea ever.
0:54:26 > 0:54:28Right. Oh, my goodness.
0:54:28 > 0:54:32The magnet doesn't even work, the magnet doesn't even work!
0:54:32 > 0:54:33It's the worst game ever!
0:54:35 > 0:54:38- MOLLY:- He's free! - SIREN BLARES
0:54:38 > 0:54:41Yes, Louis is free and we have all been entertained.
0:54:41 > 0:54:43Oh...
0:54:43 > 0:54:44Oh, and...
0:54:44 > 0:54:49For going through with that horrible game, we are going to
0:54:49 > 0:54:53give you a prize, and that is Louis Tomlinson's new hat.
0:54:53 > 0:54:54There we go!
0:54:54 > 0:54:58- It was totally worth it.- Brilliant.
0:54:58 > 0:55:01Round of applause for Molly, everyone.
0:55:01 > 0:55:03Right, now it's time for this.
0:55:07 > 0:55:10Now, we are about to play a fantastic game
0:55:10 > 0:55:13with our very own Ted Robbins.
0:55:13 > 0:55:15- Thank you very much. Can I just ask you something?- Yeah.
0:55:15 > 0:55:18The helicopter game, is that going to be a regular feature?
0:55:18 > 0:55:21- We're hoping so. - Probably not any more, Ted.
0:55:21 > 0:55:24So, Ted Robbins is playing this and we've got Zak and Billy here.
0:55:24 > 0:55:25- Are you all right?- Yeah.
0:55:25 > 0:55:27They rode over that pretty well, didn't they?
0:55:27 > 0:55:30We've not got much time left. Here's what's going to happen.
0:55:30 > 0:55:33We've got an audience member who thinks they look like a celebrity.
0:55:33 > 0:55:34They'll come up on the screen.
0:55:34 > 0:55:36You tell us who you think they look like.
0:55:36 > 0:55:38Write it down. If it matches, it's a point.
0:55:38 > 0:55:40Here we go with audience member number one.
0:55:40 > 0:55:43I am often told I look like...
0:55:45 > 0:55:47- Write down an answer.- Tricky one.
0:55:47 > 0:55:49These guys are writing down an answer over here.
0:55:49 > 0:55:51Confident over here. Ted, what are we going for?
0:55:51 > 0:55:55- David Cameron.- David Cameron. Over here, what have you got?
0:55:55 > 0:55:58- Nick Grimshaw.- Nick Grimshaw, OK. Let's have a look, see who it is.
0:55:58 > 0:56:00I am often told I look like...
0:56:02 > 0:56:04..Nick Grimshaw.
0:56:04 > 0:56:06Oh, my goodness!
0:56:07 > 0:56:10- Wait a minute... - TED:- He looks nothing like him!
0:56:10 > 0:56:12- How are you doing this, Billy? - One more, let's have a look.
0:56:12 > 0:56:15I am often told I look like...
0:56:17 > 0:56:18OK, this is for the whole game.
0:56:18 > 0:56:20MR BURGESS: Well, you've blown it now, haven't you?
0:56:20 > 0:56:22SAM: Ted, what have you got?
0:56:22 > 0:56:24- Cilla Black. - You've gone for Cilla Black.
0:56:24 > 0:56:26- What have you got over here? - Anne Morrison.- OK!
0:56:26 > 0:56:30Is that a mixture of Van Morrison and Anne Robinson?
0:56:30 > 0:56:32Let's have a look. Let's have a look.
0:56:32 > 0:56:34Anne Robinson.
0:56:36 > 0:56:37Half a point for that.
0:56:37 > 0:56:40It's the Brown Eyed Girl, Anne Morrison.
0:56:40 > 0:56:42- Brilliant.- Fantastic. Well done.
0:56:42 > 0:56:44That means that, Zak and Billy, you have won the game.
0:56:44 > 0:56:46CHEERING
0:56:46 > 0:56:49You win a lollipop. The lollipop is over there.
0:56:49 > 0:56:52We haven't, we've got this plastic bowl of fruit.
0:56:52 > 0:56:54Have that, enjoy.
0:56:54 > 0:56:56Well, that is it from this weekend's Wind-Down.
0:56:56 > 0:56:59Thank you ever so much for watching. Have you enjoyed yourselves, guys?
0:56:59 > 0:57:01- MR BURGESS:- No!
0:57:01 > 0:57:03- Mr Burgess has not enjoyed it at all.- Fair enough.
0:57:03 > 0:57:07You remember Alana, who sang We Built This City On Sausage Rolls?
0:57:07 > 0:57:10- Yes, I do indeed.- Well, she is going to be singing us out today.
0:57:10 > 0:57:13- Oh, did Little Mix drop out? - Yeah, Perrie has got a cold.
0:57:13 > 0:57:15- Perrie!- Unbelievable!
0:57:15 > 0:57:16Alana, take it away.
0:57:22 > 0:57:24# We built this city
0:57:25 > 0:57:29# We built this city on sausage rolls
0:57:29 > 0:57:30# We built this city
0:57:32 > 0:57:36# We built this city on sausage rolls
0:57:36 > 0:57:37# We built this city
0:57:39 > 0:57:43# We built this city on sausage rolls
0:57:43 > 0:57:44# We built this city
0:57:45 > 0:57:52# We built this city on sausage rolls. #
0:57:56 > 0:57:58- See you next weekend!- See you!