0:00:02 > 0:00:03'What is this boy hiding?'
0:00:03 > 0:00:05LAUGHTER
0:00:05 > 0:00:07'Why is this man sweating?
0:00:07 > 0:00:12'And what does this woman get up to when no-one is watching?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15'Welcome to the show where no-one is safe,
0:00:15 > 0:00:19'it's Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up!'
0:00:19 > 0:00:21AUDIENCE: Woo!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43- BOY:- 'Welcome to the show that's winding up the world.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47'From studio two in Salford, it's Big Friday Wind-Up!'
0:00:47 > 0:00:50My name is Joe, and I'm dressed as a penguin?!
0:00:50 > 0:00:53I'm here to introduce your hosts - Sam and Mark!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56MUSIC: James Bond Theme
0:00:56 > 0:00:58CHEERING
0:01:01 > 0:01:02MUSIC STOPS
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- The name's Mark.- Sam and Mark.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- BOTH:- Welcome to the weekend!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13MUSIC: Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson ft Bruno Mars
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Oh, yeah, this show is packed with great stuff as ever
0:01:30 > 0:01:34and it's hosted by men more handsomer than Daniel Craig.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37What? They're replacing us?
0:01:37 > 0:01:38LAUGHTER
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Forget it. Anyway, we have got our very own Bond girl on today's show.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Naomi Wilkinson is here, everyone!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45CHEERING
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Love that girl, love her.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49We leave an audience member shaken not stirred
0:01:49 > 0:01:51when we put their parents on trial.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55And find out what happened
0:01:55 > 0:01:58when we pranked some Emmerdale fans on the set of Emmerdale itself!
0:01:59 > 0:02:03- Carly, I need a word with you in private.- Not now, Vanessa.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05I think you will be interested in what I have got to say.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- BOTH:- Rhubarb, rhubarb...
0:02:07 > 0:02:10MAN OVER LOUD-HAILER: Cut, cut - that's really nice.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- It's a good one, innit?- So good.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17But before all that, remember, on this show, no-one is safe.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20That's right, we know everything about every single one of you.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22For example...
0:02:22 > 0:02:26Felicity from Bath - you once shaved your eyebrows off by mistake.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29There are some spare ones under your seat in case it happens again.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Take a look, Felicity.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Have a look.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- There we go.- Stick 'em on!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- Oh, oh, oh...- Put 'em on, go on!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- SAM AND MARK:- Wahey!
0:02:41 > 0:02:42APPLAUSE
0:02:42 > 0:02:44That's not all.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Alexander from Manchester,
0:02:46 > 0:02:49we know that you are a massive fan of Hacker the Dog.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Is that right?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Well, take a look at this, Alexander.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Alexander, it's me, Hacker T Dog.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Having fans like you really means a lot to me.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00It keeps me in a job, cocker, and I need a new kitchen.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Enjoy the rest of the show, me old cockers.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Awww.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Nice! Nice!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Now it's time for the next part of the show.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Hey, Sam, why is there a spider on that boy's shoulder?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16DRAMATIC REVEAL MUSIC
0:03:16 > 0:03:19First of all, Mark, that is not a spider.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22It is a man dressed in black with a spider on his hand.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26And secondly, that boy is Harrison, who will be playing our next game.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Hey...get off, spider man. See you later.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- See you later, spider man. - AUDIENCE:- Aww.- Don't "aww" him!
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Harrison, we're coming to you!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- AUDIENCE:- Woo!
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- Hello, mate. How you doing, you all right?- Yep.- Fantastic.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49Now, Harrison, we have heard that you absolutely love animals,
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- is that correct?- Yep.- OK, what is your favourite animal?- A lion.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55A lion, king of the jungle!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- Yes, please. - And you are also a big fan of trains
0:03:57 > 0:04:00and you want to be a train driver when you are older, is that right?
0:04:00 > 0:04:01- Yep.- Fantastic.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03I tell you what, Harrison, you're going
0:04:03 > 0:04:05to absolutely love our next game, I guarantee that.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Yes, Harrison, it is time for a game that we like to call...
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- # Choo-choo... - Zoo-zoo...
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- # Choo-choo, zoo-zoo... - Choo-choo, zoo-zoo...
0:04:13 > 0:04:14# Choo-choo! #
0:04:14 > 0:04:18That worked better in rehearsals, come and play it anyway!
0:04:19 > 0:04:20CHEERING
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Welcome to the daily commute. The old rat race.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Nah, it's definitely an elephant, Sam.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Yep. Definitely.
0:04:31 > 0:04:36Harrison, in this game, you are the train controller.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40And to help you manage these zoo commuters - or "zoomuters"...
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Excellent.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42SAM CHUCKLES
0:04:42 > 0:04:44..it's Naomi Wilkinson!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46CHEERING
0:04:48 > 0:04:51LAUGHING: You all right?
0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Hello!- Lovely and graceful. - Yeah, thanks!
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Oh, lovely to have you here.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Now, Naomi, who better to give Harrison some help, with
0:05:02 > 0:05:03your wealth of animal knowledge?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Well, yes, there you go.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07LAUGHTER
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Couldn't have put it better myself. - Now, we are going to
0:05:10 > 0:05:14ask you to move the animals around the carriage into
0:05:14 > 0:05:17a particular order, and you'll have just 20 seconds to do this.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20For each one that you get right in each round,
0:05:20 > 0:05:23you will win a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:05:25 > 0:05:29So, without further ado, let's meet the animals.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31'An elephant.'
0:05:31 > 0:05:32ELEPHANT TRUMPETS
0:05:32 > 0:05:33'A lion.'
0:05:33 > 0:05:34LION ROARS
0:05:34 > 0:05:35'A fly.'
0:05:35 > 0:05:36FLY BUZZES
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- 'A giraffe.' - 'Hello!'
0:05:38 > 0:05:39LAUGHTER
0:05:39 > 0:05:40'And a cheetah.'
0:05:40 > 0:05:41CHEETAH SNARLS
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Great stuff. An easy one, put the animals into alphabetical order.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49So the first animal in the alphabet at the front of the carriage
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- where the elephant is. OK?- Yeah.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Best of luck.- All aboard, your 20 seconds start now!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Go, go, go, go!
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Come with me. Cheetah, yeah?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- That's it, isn't it?- HARRISON:- Yeah.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Have we got to do all of them or just one?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05All of them,
0:06:05 > 0:06:07in alphabetical order, quicker.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Be quicker, you have
0:06:08 > 0:06:09got five seconds left.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13AUDIENCE: ..four, three, two, one...
0:06:13 > 0:06:14KLAXON SOUNDS
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Hoo-hoo-hoo!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18That was with, like, a second to spare.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Fingers crossed, let's see if you're right.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Zoomuters, can you please move into your correct alphabetical order?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Yay!
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Nice work, that means one prize from the Wind-Up prize stash.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Excellent. It's time for the next round.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43We would like you to put the animals in order of weight,
0:06:43 > 0:06:47starting with the lightest and ending with the heaviest.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50So lightest nearest to me, heaviest right at the end.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52All aboard, 20 seconds start now!
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Go, go, go, go!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Come on.- Elephant, you come with me.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Shuffle up. What do you think,
0:06:59 > 0:07:00giraffe heavier than lion?
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Oh, wow.- Giraffe heavier than lion.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- Swap these two around?- Yeah.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Swap you two around, please.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- Interesting.- No, turn.- Do it, do it.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11AUDIENCE: ..two, one...
0:07:11 > 0:07:12KLAXON SOUNDS
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- Oh, OK.- You did say. Listen, Harrison, we are going to let you...
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Do you want to turn them around?- Yes.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21OK, you can turn them around, you were saying that.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Where the lion is...
0:07:23 > 0:07:26You had started so you will finish, Harrison.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- Indeed, indeed.- Thanks, Harrison.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Let's see if you're right, best of luck,
0:07:30 > 0:07:31- Harrison and Naomi. - Stressful!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- GERMAN ACCENT:- Zoomuters...
0:07:34 > 0:07:36I'm saying it wrong, aren't I?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39..please move into order of lightest to heaviest.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- SAM AND MARK:- Ohh!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- No!- Unlucky, unlucky.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Oh, it's because he has got a big neck, innit?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51True, true. Unfortunately you don't win a prize on that one,
0:07:51 > 0:07:53but that's all right, there's still a chance to win
0:07:53 > 0:07:56another prize, because it is time for the next round.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58OK, the next round is a little bit trickier.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03- Put the zoomuters in order of their top speed.- Ooh!
0:08:03 > 0:08:08From slowest, nearest to me, and speediest, right at the end.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10OK, all aboard, 20 seconds start now.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Go, go, go, go!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Cheetah...there.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16You are the fastest. Hang on...
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Slowest first.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19The giraffe is the slowest.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Slower than the fly?- No. Just there.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Them two swap.- Swap, please.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27There, yeah?
0:08:27 > 0:08:28AUDIENCE: ..three, two, one...
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Fly!
0:08:30 > 0:08:31KLAXON SOUNDS
0:08:31 > 0:08:33OK, interesting, interesting.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Because at the end, Harrison went, "Fly!"
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Which suggests to me that you wanted to move him,
0:08:39 > 0:08:42but we are not going to allow you to, unfortunately,
0:08:42 > 0:08:45because we are not very nice and the time went.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48But best of luck, Harrison, let's see if you're right.
0:08:48 > 0:08:53Zoomuters, please move into order of slowest to fastest.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- ALL:- Ohh!
0:08:58 > 0:09:01So you were correct with the fly.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Yeah, they go like this, that's really fast!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Really fast, that.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11So that means you have won one prize from the Wind-Up prize stash.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12- That's not bad at all. - That's all right!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15CHEERING You happy with that, Harrison?
0:09:15 > 0:09:19- Yep.- OK. But you can risk that for tonight's star prize.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21NAOMI GASPS
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- And you like trains, yeah?- Yeah.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- The star prize is a train set! - Yeah!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Oh, he likes it. Even the animals like it.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Only some of them were dancing there.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Playing it cool, the lion. - They want to get to work,
0:09:35 > 0:09:37they are on the commute.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38ELEPHANT TRUMPETS
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Before you decide what you're going to do, Harrison,
0:09:41 > 0:09:44we're going to tell you what you will have to do in the challenge.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- OK, you are no longer working as a team.- Oh, interesting
0:09:47 > 0:09:50No, no, no. So none of this talking to one another.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54You may as well stand up, Naomi.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- You're actually working AGAINST each other.- Ooh!
0:09:57 > 0:09:58What a twist.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Harrison, what I want you to do is pick one of these animals
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- to carry you in a piggyback race.- Oh.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- And Naomi, you need to pick another.- Yeah.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11The winner is the first one to cross from the start line, which is
0:10:11 > 0:10:13the pink line you're standing on, to the end line,
0:10:13 > 0:10:15which is the blue line here.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17It is as simple as that. So, lovely audience,
0:10:17 > 0:10:19what do you think Harrison should do?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Should he stick with the prizes that he has got or should he risk it?
0:10:22 > 0:10:25I think he should risk it because he has only got one prize,
0:10:25 > 0:10:26what do you reckon, guys?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- Risk it! AUDIENCE:- Risk it!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- Saying that though, it might be a fantastic prize.- It's probably not.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36What are you going to do, Harrison? Are you going to risk it
0:10:36 > 0:10:40or are you going to keep the prize you have already got?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42- I'm going to risk. - He's going to risk it!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44CHEERING
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- He's a legend.- OK, Harrison, this is the hard bit.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52Time to pick who you think is going to be the fastest animal.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Now, granted, in real life, the cheetah is.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56By quite a distance,
0:10:56 > 0:10:59but I am thinking it's not about that any more.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- No, no, no.- Nah, nah.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04- The lion.- Yes. - Oh, king of the jungle.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- To be fair though, you did say that was your favourite animal.- You did.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11When we spoke to you, so it is fair enough.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Naomi, up to you, you need to choose an animal.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15I will take the giraffe, please.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16ELEPHANT TRUMPETS
0:11:16 > 0:11:17LAUGHTER
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- I'm glad you did that. - You would, you would.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24OK, lion and giraffe, could you please get ready...
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Round of applause for the lion and the giraffe.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28CHEERING
0:11:30 > 0:11:32They are completely out of their comfort zones,
0:11:32 > 0:11:35the lion and the giraffe here.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Mount your animals.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38LAUGHTER
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- What a sentence.- Right, we will stand over here. Best of luck.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Lion, thumbs up, are we ready?
0:11:45 > 0:11:46LION ROARS
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- Gi-raffe, are you ready? - 'Hello!'
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Three, two, one - Jumanji!
0:11:53 > 0:11:56AUDIENCE SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT SAM GIGGLES
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Yay!
0:12:00 > 0:12:01APPLAUSE
0:12:02 > 0:12:04SAM GIGGLES
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Bless her, she's about four stone!
0:12:07 > 0:12:11OK, giraffe and lion, thank you very much, if you'd like to get
0:12:11 > 0:12:13yourself back on the train and ready for the commute to work.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17Harrison, come over here. Round of applause for Harrison, everyone.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21You chose wisely, Harrison, you chose wisely with the lion,
0:12:21 > 0:12:24and that means you have won tonight's star prize, the train set!
0:12:24 > 0:12:25- ALL:- Yay!
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Harrison, you will now be spending the rest of the show
0:12:30 > 0:12:32in the Wind-Down Zone, that is the VIP area, my friend.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Yeah, and you are going to be playing in the end game
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- later on, how does that sound? - Good.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39- Awesome.- Beautiful stuff. OK, ladies and gentlemen,
0:12:39 > 0:12:42please give it up for Harrison and the lovely Miss Naomi Wilkinson!
0:12:42 > 0:12:44CHEERING
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Hello, I'm Katie Thistleton, and I think you should watch
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up, because if you don't, I'll find you.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52I won't. But watch it, it's good.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55AUDIENCE: Woo!
0:12:55 > 0:12:59'Ladies and gentlemen, tonight on the Wind-Up Wheel -
0:12:59 > 0:13:01'Miss Naomi Wilkinson!'
0:13:06 > 0:13:08How are you doing, Naomi Wilkinson?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10I have felt better, I have got to be honest.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Come on, you have faced worse than this.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- But I had quite a lot for lunch. - Oh, did you? OK, yes.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17That was a mistake.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21Well, this is the Wind-Up Wheel, aka Wheel.I.Am.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26AKA EastEnders' Ian B-Wheel.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30AKA Prince Wheel-iam.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Oh, if only I knew what AKA meant.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36LAUGHTER
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Here is how it works. We will be getting Naomi an almighty spin.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43If she lands on "truth", we will ask her a relevant/irrelevant
0:13:43 > 0:13:45question about her showbiz life.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46But if she lands on "wind-up",
0:13:46 > 0:13:49we'll give her a forfeit, and it could be literally anything.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Ooh, interesting.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- How are you feeling now, Naomi? - Yeah, now I feel even better(!)
0:13:55 > 0:13:56SAM AND MARK LAUGH
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Right, let's get started and...
0:13:59 > 0:14:00- ALL:- Wind up that wheel!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02NAOMI SCREAMS
0:14:02 > 0:14:03I don't like spinny things.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- Whoa.- Wind it up real nice, yeah.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09And stop that wheel.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Whoa....
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Truth!
0:14:13 > 0:14:18- Ooh.- Naomi, pick a number between one and ten, please.- Eight.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22- Number eight. - Excellent choice.- Ooh.- Oh, no.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Do you use in-ear or overhead headphones?
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Oh, big one. The big one.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33- I use both.- No, you can't use both, that's a silly answer.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- That's the wrong answer. - It's a wrong answer?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39You use a shell from the seaside.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43And listen to the music of life.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Wind up that wheel!
0:14:45 > 0:14:46JOLLY MUSIC
0:14:46 > 0:14:48SAM GIGGLES
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Woo!
0:14:50 > 0:14:52AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG TO MUSIC
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- Stop the wheel!- Stop it.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Truth!
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Ooh.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02- Naomi, pick a number between one and ten, please.- Ten, please.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- Ooh.- Oh, no, not this one.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09What did you most enjoy in PE at school?
0:15:09 > 0:15:10In PE? Trampoline.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12- Wrong answer.- No.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- Badminton.- Yeah.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- LAUGHTER - Badminton is the right answer.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- Oh.- You should know.- You should know, your life.- It is, yeah.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Anyway, it's time to...
0:15:22 > 0:15:23- ALL:- Wind up that wheel!
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Woo!
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Whose stupid idea was this?
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Stop the wheel!
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Whoaaaa...
0:15:37 > 0:15:43- It's a wind-up. Please pick a number between one and ten.- One.- One.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Put your left foot in your right shoe
0:15:46 > 0:15:49and your right foot in your left shoe.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50SAM GIGGLES
0:15:50 > 0:15:54This is going to take ages. I wish you had brought slip-ons.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56I have done double bows and everything.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59It's all right, talk amongst yourselves.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01LAUGHTER
0:16:01 > 0:16:02- Oh, here we go.- Like that?
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Yeah, that's good. Can you do a little bit of a dance here?
0:16:04 > 0:16:08In fact, tap dance. You can tap dance, can't you, Naomi?
0:16:08 > 0:16:09There we go.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Oh, stop being so talented, will ya?
0:16:13 > 0:16:14CHEERING
0:16:14 > 0:16:17That's impossible, you've got the wrong shoes!
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Do I have to keep them like that?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21You've got to keep them like that for the rest of the show.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22- ALL:- Wind up that wheel!
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Wish I had worn better shoes today.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30And stop that wheel!
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- Whoa...- Where's it going to land?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- Wow.- It landed on truth, interesting.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39- Pick a number.- Three.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Three, you're going for three. - Oh, no, not that one.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45That's the worst one.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49What would your best friend say was your most annoying habit?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Twiddling my hair. - Twiddling your hair?
0:16:53 > 0:16:55It's the wrong answer.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58It is wearing your shoes on the wrong feet.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Anyway, that's the end of that - yay!
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Naomi, how are you feeling after that?
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Anyone got a little bucket?
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Oh, really? Feeling a bit sick? I'll tell you something, I think
0:17:11 > 0:17:14you have earned a good old rest in the Wind-Down Zone.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15Off you go, we will see you
0:17:15 > 0:17:18a little bit later, it is Naomi Wilkinson, everyone!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- Thank you.- Bye. Walk off.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Keep 'em like that.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24VOMITING SOUND EFFECT
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- Oh...- I think we might need a bigger bucket.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28Oh, no.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31It is time to meet some more of our friends,
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- it is Georgia and Nickie. - Yay!
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Hey!- Hey!- All right?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39I'm fine, thanks.
0:17:39 > 0:17:44- Oh, you missed... - Oh, no, I'm sorry.- Left her hanging.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Left you hanging. Hi, guys, are you enjoying the show?
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- Yeah, brilliant.- Yeah. - Excellent, lovely to have you here.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Now, not so long ago we got our mates over at Emmerdale
0:17:53 > 0:17:55- to help wind you up, didn't we? - Yes.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Good and proper, and you guys are massive fans, aren't you?
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- Yes.- We love it. - Any fans of Emmerdale in the house?
0:18:00 > 0:18:02AUDIENCE: Woo! Oh, good, you're going to like this.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Shall we take a look and see what happened
0:18:04 > 0:18:06when we got you Smarked good and proper?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08NICKIE LAUGHS
0:18:08 > 0:18:12OK, Georgia, could you please do the honours down camera number four?
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Run VT!
0:18:15 > 0:18:16BOTH INHALE
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Ah, the great outdoors, the wind in our hair, the air in our lungs.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Perfect day for a wind-up, I reckon.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23It is indeed, my friend,
0:18:23 > 0:18:25and that is why we are here on the set of Emmerdale.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28We have found two big Emmerdale fans,
0:18:28 > 0:18:30mother and daughter Nickie and Georgia.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33They think they are taking part in a brand-new CBBC show
0:18:33 > 0:18:35for super-fans where we give them
0:18:35 > 0:18:38behind-the-scenes access to their favourite TV programme.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- The only thing is though, that show doesn't exist.- Not real.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- Wind-Up though, does exist.- Real.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Think it is time to have some fun, boy.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51As we get into position, Nickie and Georgia arrive and are in
0:18:51 > 0:18:52their element, as they get to
0:18:52 > 0:18:55explore the set of their favourite programme.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57They are about to make their way down here, where they are going
0:18:57 > 0:19:00to take part in a fake Emmerdale scene
0:19:00 > 0:19:02where we will have a starring role.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Check it out. Oh, yeah.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- Why am I the back end? - Because I said so!- OK.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09LAUGHTER
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Our Emmerdale wind-up is good to go, and to make it
0:19:13 > 0:19:15totally believable, we have enlisted
0:19:15 > 0:19:17the help of some famous Emmerdale faces.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Gemma Atkinson plays troublemaker Carly in the show.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25And Michelle Hardwick plays the role of Vanessa.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Finally, meet Matthew Wolfenden, who plays David Metcalfe,
0:19:28 > 0:19:31who will be going undercover as our director.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33LOUD-HAILER SQUEAKS
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- AMERICAN ACCENT THROUGH LOUD-HAILER: - I think we're going to go for one.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39But it seems our super-fans happen to be in
0:19:39 > 0:19:41the wrong place at the wrong time.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Erm, there's people in the back of shot.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48People in the back of shot, please come...
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Oh, God, come on.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52This isn't good, they have only just stepped foot
0:19:52 > 0:19:54in the village and they are already upsetting the director.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Girls, girls, girls... Come on.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03Quiet. And...action!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05BIRDSONG
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- Carly, I need a word in private. - Not now, Ness, I'm busy.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10I think you will be interested in what
0:20:10 > 0:20:12- I have got to say. - Go on, what is it?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I know who's stolen the money.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17What money? I don't know what you are on about.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19- Yeah, you do. It were you.- What?
0:20:19 > 0:20:22And cut! No, no, no, no.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26That was, quite frankly, quite boring.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28So the next time when you come down,
0:20:28 > 0:20:31I would like you to shout the lines at each other, please.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- Shout the lines, OK?- Shout?
0:20:33 > 0:20:37- What, from the top?- From the top, shout the lines, thank you.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39And...action!
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- Carly! I need a word with you in private!- Not now, Vanessa, I'm busy!
0:20:43 > 0:20:46I think you will need to know what I need to say, all right?
0:20:46 > 0:20:47OK, go on, what?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- I know who has stolen the money. - And cut!
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- It was better, but... - I mucked up that line.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Yeah, I know, you keep mucking up every line.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56LAUGHTER
0:20:56 > 0:20:59We need some background. Um...
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Is there anyone that can...?
0:21:01 > 0:21:04We need someone to walk down, because the scene is just boring.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07So, our director wants some background action.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10I wonder who we might be able to rope in as extras.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Time for Nickie and Georgia's big moment.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15- I need you just to walk through the shot.- Yeah.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Starting from probably near the bench.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20- Yeah.- Straight down.
0:21:20 > 0:21:25I will say, "Cue background," and then I will say, "Action."
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- They've asked us to be an extra. - I know. I know!
0:21:28 > 0:21:29Thank you.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31As they get into position,
0:21:31 > 0:21:35it seems they fully believe they are now extras in an Emmerdale scene,
0:21:35 > 0:21:39but how far will they go to make sure they don't get cut?
0:21:39 > 0:21:43Hello, girls? My name is Mickey, I'm your director.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44- Hi, Mickey.- Hi.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47OK, cameras.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50And...background start.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Go. Action!
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Carly! I need a word with you in private.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Not now, Vanessa, I am busy.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59I think you'll be interested in what I have got to say.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- All right, what? - Cut, cut, cut! No, no, no, no.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05That was a fine performance from the girls,
0:22:05 > 0:22:09but our director wants a little bit more from them.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12OK, we are going to do that again, girls.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- LAUGHING:- A bit more emotion. - A bit more emotion?
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- Talking?- Yep, in a hurry...
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Think something like, I don't know,
0:22:22 > 0:22:24- you've left your cooker on. - OK.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26You've got to get down there quick.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29- More emotion, please, thank you. - Bit more emotion.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31GEORGIA WHISPERS
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Quiet on set. And... background, please, go.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37- And action!- Carly!
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- I need a word with you in private. - Not now, Vanessa, I'm in a rush.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- I think you'll be interested in what I have got to say.- All right...
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Cut, no, no.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47No, not working.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Our director is still not happy
0:22:49 > 0:22:51and the cast are cranking up the tension too.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54- SAM:- Well, that's because this is a wind-up.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56It's like a never-ending scene, man.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59And, Gemma, if I see you pull a face like that at me again,
0:22:59 > 0:23:01we'll just stop filming, OK?
0:23:01 > 0:23:04I thought I would be finished earlier, that's all, sorry.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06- No, no. Got to get it right.- OK.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Listen, girls in the background, it's just not working
0:23:10 > 0:23:13because the shot is so small, OK?
0:23:13 > 0:23:16We are not seeing your legs, your knees,
0:23:16 > 0:23:20so if you could walk fast but lift your knees up, please.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22- LAUGHTER - Lift our knees?
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Lift your knees up, that's it, exactly like that.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Like this, like this.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Like this, you know?
0:23:30 > 0:23:33OK, number one.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Quiet. Cameras.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38- CAMERAMAN: Speed. - Background, go.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Yep. Knees higher, please. And action!
0:23:43 > 0:23:44Carly!
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- I need a word with you... - Stop, stop.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51One more time with the knees, please.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53They're not questioning any of this,
0:23:53 > 0:23:55so let's keep that emotion and do the knees again.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59Even higher, but slowly this time, it was too quick.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01- OK. - OK?
0:24:01 > 0:24:05Background, go. Slower, slower, slower. And action!
0:24:07 > 0:24:11- Carly, I need a word with you in private.- Not now, Vanessa, I'm busy.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12LAUGHTER
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Cut, cut, cut, cut.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Don't look at me like that, Gemma. Go back to number one.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22Time for another take. Let's do the same again
0:24:22 > 0:24:24but how about we get them to say a random word too?
0:24:24 > 0:24:28What the actors do usually is just say, "Rhubarb, rhubarb,"
0:24:28 > 0:24:29to each other.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33- Rhubarb, rhubarb. - And it looks like it's...
0:24:33 > 0:24:36- OK, thank you. - And...go, background.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38- Rhubarb.- Rhubarb.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- And action!- Carly...
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- I need a word with you in private. - Not now, Vanessa, I'm busy.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45I think you'll be interested...
0:24:45 > 0:24:47- GEORGIA:- Rhubarb, rhubarb...
0:24:47 > 0:24:51Cut, cut, cut. Really nice. Listen...
0:24:51 > 0:24:53This walk is now truly ridiculous,
0:24:53 > 0:24:56and it is now nearly time for our big moment.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57HE MOOS
0:24:57 > 0:25:00- It's really good, that. - Get back in there!- Sorry.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03But first, let's add one final thing to
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Nickie and Georgia's walk on role.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Some props to carry. Hand over the watermelons.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12- Going to see if you can...- Carry a watermelon?- A couple of these.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- That all right?- Yeah.- Keep saying...
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Oh, that's mu... Oh, yeah.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19OK, guys. And background, go.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23BOTH: Rhubarb.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- Carly, I need a word with you in private.- Not now, Vanessa, I'm busy.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28I think you'll be interested in what I have got to say.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31- All right, what?- NICKIE AND GEORGIA: Rhubarb, rhubarb...
0:25:31 > 0:25:33- Time for our entrance.- Stop.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Hey, hey, hey, what is this?!
0:25:36 > 0:25:40What is this?! Are you a real actor?
0:25:40 > 0:25:42My agent told me to come today.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Well, your agent should have left you at home, man!
0:25:45 > 0:25:49- The director is not impressed. - What is that?!
0:25:49 > 0:25:51But what about the girls?
0:25:51 > 0:25:54- Get the costume off, get the costume off and go home!- (Is this real?)
0:25:54 > 0:25:57'Ooh, she's on to us. There's just one thing to do.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59'Time to come clean.'
0:25:59 > 0:26:01I just heard you say, "Is this real?"
0:26:01 > 0:26:04It's not real, girls, you're not really on a CBBC super-fan show,
0:26:04 > 0:26:07you are on Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:26:10 > 0:26:12How you doing, ladies?
0:26:12 > 0:26:15I've got to say, well done to Gemma and Michelle,
0:26:15 > 0:26:17they were in on the whole thing.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19And bless you.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23- MICHELLE:- You did everything - the knees, the walk...
0:26:23 > 0:26:27Let's take that off you. Let's take that off you, shall we?
0:26:27 > 0:26:29How are you feeling?
0:26:30 > 0:26:34- I was scared of the director. - But is he an actual director?
0:26:34 > 0:26:37I know, because we have been winding you up with that as well.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38He is not a real director.
0:26:38 > 0:26:39Oh, it's David!
0:26:42 > 0:26:44You were a fantastic director!
0:26:46 > 0:26:50I tell you what, your walking was brilliant. I like this.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53You scared me to death.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55- You scared me! - We got you good then, yeah?- Yes!
0:26:55 > 0:26:59I was just wondering, "Why is there a cow in the middle of Emmerdale?"
0:26:59 > 0:27:01LAUGHTER
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Nice one, girls, thank you ever so much.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05- Thank you so much, it was brilliant.- Thank you.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09- Round of applause, yay, woo. - Back to the studio.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17What I love about that entire wind-up is that you genuinely
0:27:17 > 0:27:19thought you were going to be in a scene for Emmerdale.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22- Yeah, yeah! - "Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb."
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Oh, bless you. Well, first of all,
0:27:24 > 0:27:27can I say a massive thank you to everyone down at Emmerdale
0:27:27 > 0:27:29for helping us out with that, they were absolutely fantastic.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31- Thank you. - And you have been fantastic sports,
0:27:31 > 0:27:34and you are now going to spend the rest of the show
0:27:34 > 0:27:36in our VIP area, the Wind-Down zone, does that sound all right?
0:27:36 > 0:27:38- Yeah!- Excellent, well earned.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Give it up one more time for Georgia and Nickie.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42Off you go, girls.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Off you go down there, we'll see you a little later on.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Knees, knees!
0:27:50 > 0:27:53But right now, here's what else is coming up
0:27:53 > 0:27:55on tonight's Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58Two families compete in Splat in the Box.
0:27:58 > 0:28:02And we move over to the VIP zone for the Weekend Wind-Down
0:28:02 > 0:28:04for plenty more fun and/or games.
0:28:04 > 0:28:08'Oi, you lot, no silence in court!'
0:28:08 > 0:28:09CHEERING
0:28:09 > 0:28:13'Please rise for his worship, Lord Justice Rhodes.'
0:28:15 > 0:28:19Wait, wait, now, before you say anything,
0:28:19 > 0:28:21I have misplaced my wig, but that shouldn't
0:28:21 > 0:28:23make you respect me any less.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25JAUNTY MUSIC
0:28:28 > 0:28:33'And the parent prosecutor, Samuel Eleanor Nixon, accusing.'
0:28:33 > 0:28:35CHEERING
0:28:37 > 0:28:40Oh, yeah. I know the law back to front.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42It's "wal".
0:28:42 > 0:28:43LAUGHTER
0:28:43 > 0:28:45So you won't get anything past me.
0:28:45 > 0:28:49It is time to find out whose parents are guilty of
0:28:49 > 0:28:52criminally embarrassing behaviour.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56I will tell you who is embarrassing.
0:28:56 > 0:28:57You, Katie!
0:28:58 > 0:29:01- We have heard about you. Is this your daughter Hattie?- Yeah.
0:29:01 > 0:29:05- Hello, Hattie, how are you?- Good. - Is your mum Katie embarrassing?- Yep.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08- I heard something happened on Easter Sunday once.- Oh, yes.
0:29:08 > 0:29:11- Didn't you get dressed up in an Easter bunny onesie?- I did, yes.
0:29:11 > 0:29:13Didn't you go outside in the garden and hide Easter eggs?
0:29:13 > 0:29:16- I did, I hopped about. - Didn't the neighbours see you?
0:29:16 > 0:29:19THIS IS EMBARRASSING!
0:29:19 > 0:29:22- Hattie, is it embarrassing? - Very.- Oh, very.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25Your Worship, how do you find the defendant?
0:29:25 > 0:29:26Guilty. Apologise.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29- Apologise to the world. - I am really sorry.
0:29:29 > 0:29:33- And apologise to Hattie. - I'm sorry, Hattie.- OK, OK.
0:29:33 > 0:29:34But you're not the only one.
0:29:34 > 0:29:38There is more embarrassing behaviour in this audience.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41And it comes from you, Kerry!
0:29:44 > 0:29:46I've heard about you.
0:29:46 > 0:29:47And your voice.
0:29:49 > 0:29:52You like to change your voice, don't you, Kerry?
0:29:52 > 0:29:55- Is this your son Lennon?- Yeah. - Hi, Lennon.- Hi.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57- Does your mum change her voice? - Yeah.- What does she change it to?
0:29:57 > 0:30:00She changes it to, like, a man.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02A man's voice?!
0:30:02 > 0:30:05Well, I think we need to hear this man's voice, Kerry.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07- DEEP:- No, I don't, Lennon.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12- Are you from Yorkshire as well?- No. - Oh, it was a good Yorkshire accent.
0:30:12 > 0:30:14But that's not the point!
0:30:14 > 0:30:17That is not the only embarrassing thing you do as well.
0:30:17 > 0:30:19I hear you can burp...
0:30:21 > 0:30:24- Only on a Saturday. - Only on a Saturday.
0:30:25 > 0:30:27- Well...- Oh, no.
0:30:27 > 0:30:31Let me tell you something, I have got my Saturday juice right here.
0:30:31 > 0:30:33I want you to take a sip of that
0:30:33 > 0:30:36and I want you to burp and say... What is it?
0:30:36 > 0:30:38Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
0:30:38 > 0:30:40She can do it, can't she, Lennon?
0:30:40 > 0:30:44Right, you've been outed, drink it, come on. Come on.
0:30:44 > 0:30:46DRUMROLL Take a good swig.
0:30:49 > 0:30:50Here we go.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53- SHE BURPS:- Hello, everyone.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:31:03 > 0:31:06Deary me, deary me.
0:31:06 > 0:31:09Your worship, how do you find the defendant?
0:31:10 > 0:31:12Guilty!
0:31:12 > 0:31:14- HYSTERICAL:- Apologise!
0:31:14 > 0:31:18- Apologise to the world. Down there first.- Sorry.
0:31:18 > 0:31:22Now apologise to Lennon. In the man voice.
0:31:22 > 0:31:23- DEEP:- Sorry, Lennon.
0:31:23 > 0:31:25Burping!
0:31:25 > 0:31:28These crimes are far too petty for me to find
0:31:28 > 0:31:30the real menace to society.
0:31:30 > 0:31:37Well, in that case, Your Worship, it is time to call our star witness.
0:31:37 > 0:31:38And that star witness...
0:31:41 > 0:31:43..is you, Sam!
0:31:45 > 0:31:49Please join us in the Wind-Up Courtroom For Parents.
0:31:49 > 0:31:52Come down here, you.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54CHEERING
0:32:00 > 0:32:04Sam, have you any idea why you're standing before this court today?
0:32:04 > 0:32:06I have no idea why I'm here.
0:32:06 > 0:32:12Well, maybe the following evidence will bring it all rushing back?
0:32:12 > 0:32:16Exhibit A - a surveillance video to be played to the court.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20# Hey!
0:32:20 > 0:32:23# What's wrong with you?
0:32:23 > 0:32:26# You're looking kind of down to me
0:32:28 > 0:32:30# Things ain't getting over
0:32:33 > 0:32:36# Listen to what I'm saying
0:32:36 > 0:32:40# Got to turn around. #
0:32:40 > 0:32:43Please turn that off, it's making me want to throw up.
0:32:43 > 0:32:46Tell me something, Sam,
0:32:46 > 0:32:49who was that strange man?
0:32:49 > 0:32:50That was my dad.
0:32:50 > 0:32:53Oh, really? And what did you make of that surveillance tape?
0:32:53 > 0:32:56Erm...
0:32:56 > 0:32:59- I did not expect that at all. - Hmm, interesting.
0:32:59 > 0:33:04Well, we're not here to discuss your dad's sensational dance moves.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07Oh, no, we're here for something much worse.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Exhibit B, please!
0:33:14 > 0:33:19Sam, could you please read the transcript to the court?
0:33:19 > 0:33:20READS
0:33:22 > 0:33:25- At the whale weigh station. - AUDIENCE GROANS
0:33:25 > 0:33:28I don't get it, is this some kind of joke?
0:33:28 > 0:33:29Yes, your honour.
0:33:29 > 0:33:32It is indeed a joke. A very bad joke.
0:33:32 > 0:33:34Thank you very much, Naomi, thank you.
0:33:34 > 0:33:38Tell us, Sam, tell us about your dad's bad jokes.
0:33:38 > 0:33:41This is the first joke my dad ever told me,
0:33:41 > 0:33:43and I thought it was brilliant.
0:33:43 > 0:33:46- Oh, you thought it was brilliant? Oh, did you really?- Mmm-hmm.
0:33:46 > 0:33:49- Do you think it's brilliant now, now you're much older?- Not at all.
0:33:49 > 0:33:50- No, I didn't think so.- No.
0:33:50 > 0:33:52Where's your dad today, Sam?
0:33:52 > 0:33:57Well, actually, he had to go out and fix one of his trucks,
0:33:57 > 0:33:58because it was broken down.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00That old chestnut.
0:34:00 > 0:34:05I put it to you that he isn't there, where you said.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07He's here in our studio.
0:34:07 > 0:34:10Bring out the accused, Sam's dad, Paul!
0:34:10 > 0:34:12APPLAUSE
0:34:18 > 0:34:19Here he is!
0:34:23 > 0:34:25Hi, I'm Sam's dad.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28- Hey, Sam. - LAUGHTER
0:34:28 > 0:34:30I was walking along the street the other day,
0:34:30 > 0:34:32there was some teenagers over the other side.
0:34:32 > 0:34:35They started throwing some cheese at me.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37I said, oh, that's mature.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39CYMBAL SMASH
0:34:39 > 0:34:41Good one, good one!
0:34:41 > 0:34:45What do you call a woman stretched between two goalposts?
0:34:45 > 0:34:46Annette.
0:34:46 > 0:34:49CYMBAL SMASH
0:34:49 > 0:34:52Two Welsh snowmen are chatting.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55One says to the other, "Can you smell leeks?"
0:34:55 > 0:34:58Cos they're Welsh! Cos they're Welsh! Ha-ha!
0:34:58 > 0:34:59No carrots, no carrots.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01Thanks, you've been a brilliant audience.
0:35:01 > 0:35:03APPLAUSE
0:35:07 > 0:35:10That was pretty bad, actually.
0:35:10 > 0:35:12Sam, what do you make of that?
0:35:12 > 0:35:14They were the worst jokes I've ever heard.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16Aw!
0:35:16 > 0:35:18Time to reach a verdict.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
0:35:20 > 0:35:25do you find the defendant guilty or not guilty?
0:35:28 > 0:35:29It's unanimous.
0:35:29 > 0:35:31Paul, the joke-telling dad,
0:35:31 > 0:35:34you've been found guilty of criminally embarrassing behaviour.
0:35:34 > 0:35:36What do you have to say in your defence?
0:35:36 > 0:35:38I would just like to say that...
0:35:38 > 0:35:40you're right, actually.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42Oh, that's nice. Nice.
0:35:42 > 0:35:45Well, I sentence you to the next 20 minutes peeling onions
0:35:45 > 0:35:47with no protective eyewear!
0:35:48 > 0:35:50- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:35:50 > 0:35:51"Ooh", indeed.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59Get your apron on, get your apron on.
0:36:02 > 0:36:03Peel them onions.
0:36:03 > 0:36:05I'm having stew for me tea.
0:36:07 > 0:36:08- AUDIENCE:- Aw!
0:36:08 > 0:36:11Don't "aw" him! He deserves it.
0:36:11 > 0:36:15Well! It would appear that justice has been served here today.
0:36:15 > 0:36:19- But, Sam, you deserve a reward for testifying.- Thank you.
0:36:19 > 0:36:21So we're going to give you a brand-new tablet!
0:36:21 > 0:36:23CHEERING
0:36:23 > 0:36:25- How's that sound? - That's mint, that is!
0:36:25 > 0:36:28Excellent stuff. And that's not all, because pretty soon,
0:36:28 > 0:36:30you and your family are going to be going up against Harrison
0:36:30 > 0:36:34and his family in our grand finale! Oh, yes!
0:36:34 > 0:36:35You might win some more prizes.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38Right now though, go and join Harrison down at the Wind Down Zone.
0:36:38 > 0:36:41We'll see you a little bit later on, give it up for Sam, everyone!
0:36:41 > 0:36:44APPLAUSE See you later, buddy.
0:36:44 > 0:36:48- ALL:- Hey!- We're James, Wes and Giselle from The Next Step.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50And you're watching Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:36:50 > 0:36:53Sam, we've seen your moves, and we think you've got what it takes
0:36:53 > 0:36:55to join us in the dance studio.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57As for you, Mark...
0:37:00 > 0:37:03- This... This is awkward.- Yeah.
0:37:03 > 0:37:07Maybe you should just stay away from the dance floor?
0:37:07 > 0:37:08Yeah.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10APPLAUSE
0:37:10 > 0:37:14- Hey, boxes are fun, right?- Yeah.
0:37:14 > 0:37:16Wrong! Not this box.
0:37:16 > 0:37:19This box is the opposite of fun.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21- Un-fun.- Yeah, you heard.
0:37:21 > 0:37:24It's Splat in the Box!
0:37:24 > 0:37:26SPOOKY MUSIC, EVIL LAUGH
0:37:27 > 0:37:29Let's welcome back our star players...
0:37:29 > 0:37:31Harrison and family...
0:37:31 > 0:37:33And Sam and family!
0:37:33 > 0:37:35APPLAUSE
0:37:39 > 0:37:40OK.
0:37:40 > 0:37:42Harrison, please introduce your team.
0:37:42 > 0:37:45This is my friend Ben, and this is my mum, Lizzie
0:37:45 > 0:37:47- and my mum...dad, Paul. - LAUGHTER
0:37:47 > 0:37:49Hi, mum/dad Paul.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51Sam, introduce the gang, please.
0:37:51 > 0:37:52This is my brother, Matty,
0:37:52 > 0:37:55and I believe you've already met my dad, Paul.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58- And this is my sister, Poppy. - Excellent, lovely to have you here.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01Best of luck to both teams. Now, this is a game of chance.
0:38:01 > 0:38:05- And skill!- Each team will take turns to step up to...
0:38:05 > 0:38:07- BOTH:- The Box Of Horrors!
0:38:07 > 0:38:10SPOOKY MUSIC
0:38:10 > 0:38:11Once there...
0:38:11 > 0:38:14Teams, you will have just ten seconds to answer
0:38:14 > 0:38:16a general knowledge question.
0:38:16 > 0:38:20But be quick, because the longer it takes you to answer,
0:38:20 > 0:38:23the more times you'll have to wind up the crank.
0:38:23 > 0:38:26For example, if you take three seconds,
0:38:26 > 0:38:30that means three full turns of the crank.
0:38:30 > 0:38:32But don't get one wrong - no, no, no -
0:38:32 > 0:38:36because if you do, we have a triple-T situation on our hands.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38- Mark?- Yeah? - What is a triple-T situation?
0:38:38 > 0:38:39Well, I'll tell you, Sam.
0:38:39 > 0:38:42It's when a team must wind up the crank for a maximum...
0:38:42 > 0:38:44Ten! Terrifying! Turns!
0:38:44 > 0:38:46Mwah-ha-ha-haaaa!
0:38:50 > 0:38:51Now, nobody in the studio
0:38:51 > 0:38:54will know how many turns will make the box open.
0:38:54 > 0:38:58But when it does, well, well, well - timbers will be shivered.
0:38:58 > 0:39:01In other words, one team will get very, very messy,
0:39:01 > 0:39:03and the other team wins the game.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06Yeah, which also means they'll go home with tonight's star prize -
0:39:06 > 0:39:07a games console!
0:39:07 > 0:39:10And it's in a box and everything!
0:39:10 > 0:39:11CHEERING
0:39:11 > 0:39:13OK, for our viewers at home,
0:39:13 > 0:39:16time to find out how many turns will open the box tonight.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18If you don't want to know, close your eyes now.
0:39:21 > 0:39:22Now, to decide who goes first,
0:39:22 > 0:39:26Sam here has a genuine one Smark coin.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28- Harrison, what will it be?- Heads. - Will it be... Heads?
0:39:28 > 0:39:33You're going for heads? Which is lucky, because we've both got heads.
0:39:33 > 0:39:35Will it be Sam's head, or Mark's head?
0:39:35 > 0:39:37Oh.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39- Mark's head, please. - Mark's head.- Here we go.
0:39:43 > 0:39:45Ooh!
0:39:45 > 0:39:47It's Sam's head!
0:39:47 > 0:39:50Which means, Sam's team, you guys are going first.
0:39:50 > 0:39:53If you'd like to get into position, please.
0:39:54 > 0:39:59Now, your time will start as soon as Mark finishes asking the question.
0:39:59 > 0:40:00Best of luck.
0:40:00 > 0:40:04Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood are judges on which TV show?
0:40:04 > 0:40:06The Great British Bake Off.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08Correct.
0:40:08 > 0:40:12You answered that in two seconds, which means two full turns.
0:40:12 > 0:40:13Who's going to be doing it?
0:40:13 > 0:40:15- Poppy.- Off you go.
0:40:15 > 0:40:16Best of luck.
0:40:19 > 0:40:20One.
0:40:21 > 0:40:23- Two.- Ooh!
0:40:23 > 0:40:26- OK.- Safe. - Please, change places.
0:40:30 > 0:40:31OK.
0:40:31 > 0:40:35Name three US states beginning with the letter M?
0:40:35 > 0:40:37- Massachusetts.- Yep.
0:40:37 > 0:40:38Erm...
0:40:40 > 0:40:41- Mississippi?- Yep.
0:40:41 > 0:40:43And...
0:40:46 > 0:40:48- BUZZER - Aw!
0:40:48 > 0:40:53You only got two. You said Massachusetts and Mississippi.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55You could've had, Maine, Maryland, Michigan,
0:40:55 > 0:40:57Minnesota, Missouri, Montana.
0:40:57 > 0:40:58But it is tough.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01OK, which means, ten terrifying turns.
0:41:01 > 0:41:03Who's doing it?
0:41:03 > 0:41:05- Harrison? Good luck. - Good lad, Good lad.
0:41:08 > 0:41:10One.
0:41:13 > 0:41:14Two.
0:41:17 > 0:41:18Three.
0:41:19 > 0:41:20Four.
0:41:21 > 0:41:22Five.
0:41:24 > 0:41:25- Six...- Ah!
0:41:26 > 0:41:27Seven!
0:41:28 > 0:41:29Eight!
0:41:31 > 0:41:32BOTH: Nine!
0:41:33 > 0:41:35- Ten!- Oh!
0:41:35 > 0:41:36Whoo!
0:41:36 > 0:41:38Well done. Please, swap places.
0:41:41 > 0:41:43OK. Your next question is,
0:41:43 > 0:41:47name five countries in Europe.
0:41:47 > 0:41:48Spain.
0:41:48 > 0:41:51- Portugal.- France.
0:41:51 > 0:41:52Italy.
0:41:52 > 0:41:53- UK.- Correct.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58Well done, difficult one.
0:41:58 > 0:42:01But you answered that in seven seconds.
0:42:01 > 0:42:02Which means seven full turns.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07Here we go, Poppy. Ha-ha!
0:42:07 > 0:42:09Paul went, "Poppy..."
0:42:09 > 0:42:12Best of luck, Poppy. Seven turns, here we go.
0:42:13 > 0:42:14One.
0:42:16 > 0:42:17Two.
0:42:19 > 0:42:20Three.
0:42:22 > 0:42:23Four.
0:42:24 > 0:42:25Five.
0:42:27 > 0:42:28Six!
0:42:30 > 0:42:31- Seven!- Oh!
0:42:33 > 0:42:36Bwah, Poppy! LAUGHTER
0:42:36 > 0:42:38Very harsh. OK, change places.
0:42:43 > 0:42:44Right.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46What is 12 + 9?
0:42:46 > 0:42:48- 21!- Correct, Harrison!
0:42:48 > 0:42:51That was quick, you answered that in one second.
0:42:51 > 0:42:53Which means one full turn. Harrison, here we go.
0:42:55 > 0:42:58- One.- He's happy with it. See you later.
0:42:58 > 0:43:01- Like a legend, just walking off, see you later!- Confidence.
0:43:03 > 0:43:05OK, Sam's family.
0:43:05 > 0:43:06It's a tough one.
0:43:07 > 0:43:09Name four James Bond movie titles?
0:43:10 > 0:43:11Spectre.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13Moonraker.
0:43:13 > 0:43:14Spy Who Loved Me.
0:43:15 > 0:43:17And...
0:43:17 > 0:43:19- Tomorrow Never Dies.- Yes!
0:43:21 > 0:43:24You got there just before the ten terrifying turns.
0:43:24 > 0:43:27It's nine. Nine turns.
0:43:27 > 0:43:29OK, here we go, Poppy.
0:43:29 > 0:43:31Best of luck. Nine turns.
0:43:34 > 0:43:35One.
0:43:37 > 0:43:38Two.
0:43:40 > 0:43:41Three.
0:43:43 > 0:43:44Four.
0:43:46 > 0:43:47Five!
0:43:49 > 0:43:50Six!
0:43:52 > 0:43:53Seven!
0:43:55 > 0:43:56Eight!
0:43:58 > 0:43:59Boo!
0:43:59 > 0:44:01A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:44:01 > 0:44:02Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:44:06 > 0:44:10Oh, guys, so unlucky! How are you feeling?
0:44:10 > 0:44:11- Great! - LAUGHTER
0:44:11 > 0:44:14Paul, you didn't get a lot of the splat there. Bless you!
0:44:14 > 0:44:17But you're not going to be going home empty-handed, we are
0:44:17 > 0:44:20going to be giving you this commemorative Smark coin set.
0:44:20 > 0:44:22How does that sound, all right? CHEERING
0:44:22 > 0:44:25Thank you so much, you've been absolutely awesome.
0:44:25 > 0:44:27Give it up for Sam's family, everybody!
0:44:27 > 0:44:29APPLAUSE See you later, guys!
0:44:29 > 0:44:30Be careful, very slippy.
0:44:32 > 0:44:36Well done. Harrison's family, come over here!
0:44:36 > 0:44:38Well done! Well done!
0:44:38 > 0:44:39You are home and dry,
0:44:39 > 0:44:42which means you've won tonight's star prize - a games console!
0:44:42 > 0:44:44CHEERING
0:44:44 > 0:44:47Harrison! It's in a box and everything!
0:44:47 > 0:44:49CHEERING
0:44:49 > 0:44:52OK, well, give it up one more time for Harrison and his family!
0:44:52 > 0:44:54APPLAUSE
0:44:57 > 0:44:59That is it from this week's Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:44:59 > 0:45:02A big thank you for watching, and thank you to our lovely audience!
0:45:02 > 0:45:06Give yourselves a round of applause! APPLAUSE
0:45:06 > 0:45:08But the Weekend Wind Down is just about to begin.
0:45:10 > 0:45:11You lovely lot are all invited
0:45:11 > 0:45:14to our exclusive after-show backstage party.
0:45:14 > 0:45:17Yeah, we're hanging out with everyone we've surprised tonight.
0:45:17 > 0:45:20Not forgetting our lovely celebrity guest, Naomi Wilkinson.
0:45:20 > 0:45:22We've got games, gossip and behind-the-scenes extras.
0:45:22 > 0:45:25- Do you think there'll be cake? - There'd better be cake.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27- Oh, I'm so excited! Come on, you.- Come on!
0:45:27 > 0:45:28Come on!
0:45:34 > 0:45:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:45:36 > 0:45:37Yeah!
0:45:37 > 0:45:41Come on, then, you. You over there.
0:45:41 > 0:45:44- Get off!- Stop it, you!
0:45:44 > 0:45:45Stupid cameraman.
0:45:45 > 0:45:47Anyway, we wound up the week.
0:45:47 > 0:45:50It's now time to wind down for the weekend.
0:45:50 > 0:45:53Welcome to our exclusive VIP Wind Down zone!
0:45:53 > 0:45:56- All right!- We're all here in the heart of Salford,
0:45:56 > 0:45:58Everton football ground over there.
0:45:58 > 0:46:00- That's Man United. - Man United. Brilliant.
0:46:00 > 0:46:03Hey, come over here because if you missed Big Friday Wind-Up earlier,
0:46:03 > 0:46:06here it is in a 30-second recap.
0:46:06 > 0:46:08- Here we go.- Come on.
0:46:08 > 0:46:11We started off shaken and stirred. Well, we definitely were shaken
0:46:11 > 0:46:13- and stirred when we banged into each other.- Yeah.
0:46:13 > 0:46:16Harrison and Naomi Wilkinson rode a lion and a giraffe.
0:46:16 > 0:46:17- Of course they did. - Of course they did!
0:46:17 > 0:46:19Naomi Wilkinson then swapped her shoes
0:46:19 > 0:46:22and did a lovely little tap dance. Of course she did.
0:46:22 > 0:46:24Sam's dad Paul went on trial for his terrible jokes.
0:46:24 > 0:46:25Not my dad, my dad is Dave.
0:46:25 > 0:46:28Harrison's family beat Sam's family in Splat in a Box.
0:46:28 > 0:46:29Not my family, not my family.
0:46:29 > 0:46:32And that's it, that is Wind-Up round-up in just 30 seconds.
0:46:32 > 0:46:36Mark, sum that up with a completely new, unique word.
0:46:36 > 0:46:37Scrontalfluff.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39SAM LAUGHS
0:46:39 > 0:46:40All right, families!
0:46:40 > 0:46:41MARK YELLS
0:46:41 > 0:46:43THEY CHEER
0:46:43 > 0:46:46- Harrison, Sam and dad Paul, are you all right?- Yeah.
0:46:46 > 0:46:50- You got that stuff out of your ear, Paul?- No.- Eh? What was that?
0:46:50 > 0:46:52Harrison, you won lots of prizes on today's Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:46:52 > 0:46:55- Are you excited to play with them? - Yeah.- Excellent.
0:46:55 > 0:46:58- Don't forget you got a games console in a box.- Yeah.- Give me some.
0:46:58 > 0:46:59- Give me some.- Beautiful.
0:46:59 > 0:47:01We'll see you in a sec.
0:47:01 > 0:47:05- Over here, we've got the lovely Naomi Wilkinson!- Hello, hello!
0:47:05 > 0:47:07Hi, Naomi!
0:47:07 > 0:47:09Thanks for sticking around.
0:47:09 > 0:47:12I wouldn't miss this VIP area for the world.
0:47:12 > 0:47:15- It's nice, isn't it?- It's very poosh!- Very poosh!- It is indeed!
0:47:15 > 0:47:18Now you're here, because you work a lot with animals,
0:47:18 > 0:47:20we thought we'd do an animal-based quiz.
0:47:20 > 0:47:22It's a general knowledge quiz but the twist is
0:47:22 > 0:47:26we want you to give each answer to the questions as a different animal.
0:47:26 > 0:47:29- Understood?- Obviously.- Understood.
0:47:29 > 0:47:32- I probably won't even know the... - We play some fantastic games on this show.
0:47:32 > 0:47:35Question one. You need to answer this as a sheep.
0:47:35 > 0:47:39William Shakespeare is also known as the what of Avon?
0:47:41 > 0:47:43The Bard... The Baaaa-rd!
0:47:43 > 0:47:46- Yay! Good.- Answer this as a cow.
0:47:46 > 0:47:48What would you watch at the cinema?
0:47:48 > 0:47:50Mooo-vies!
0:47:50 > 0:47:53- Yeah!- Answer this one is a dog.
0:47:53 > 0:47:57What does Centre Court at Wimbledon have in case it rains?
0:47:58 > 0:48:01A... A woof! Woof!
0:48:01 > 0:48:02THEY LAUGH
0:48:02 > 0:48:05You're far too good at this. Answer this as a horse.
0:48:05 > 0:48:09Which long-running Australian soap opera features the Kennedy family?
0:48:09 > 0:48:12Ne-e-eigh-bours!
0:48:12 > 0:48:14- Yeah!- Now we're cooking. Answer this as a frog.
0:48:14 > 0:48:17What is the title of the first Harry Potter book?
0:48:18 > 0:48:22- Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone...?- Yeah.
0:48:23 > 0:48:25How do I do that as a frog?
0:48:25 > 0:48:28- You're doing it. - Philosopher's...Stone!
0:48:28 > 0:48:31Do you know the moral of this game? Never end it on the horse.
0:48:31 > 0:48:32KLAXON BLOWS
0:48:32 > 0:48:36- Should have ended on a high.- That's so embarrassing. Thank you for that.
0:48:36 > 0:48:38Well, at least we know she is actually the animal woman.
0:48:38 > 0:48:42You are the animal woman of CBBC. Naomi Wilkinson, everyone!
0:48:42 > 0:48:44CHEERING
0:48:44 > 0:48:46Hey! We've got Georgia and Nickie over here.
0:48:46 > 0:48:49- Come on, give me five, give me five. - How you doing, ladies? All right?
0:48:49 > 0:48:51- Yes, thank you.- So, massive fans of Emmerdale.- We are.
0:48:51 > 0:48:55And a few months ago, if you weren't watching Big Friday Wind-Up earlier,
0:48:55 > 0:48:56we Smarked you good and proper
0:48:56 > 0:48:59with a lovely little treat on the set of Emmerdale.
0:48:59 > 0:49:02- You thought that you... What's the word?- Extras.
0:49:02 > 0:49:04Extras, you thought you were extras, didn't you, on Emmerdale?
0:49:04 > 0:49:07- Yeah.- You weren't!- Shall we have a look at what we got you to do?
0:49:07 > 0:49:10- Yes, please.- This one is one of my favourite ever things
0:49:10 > 0:49:13that we have ever done. Have a look at this. This is brilliant.
0:49:13 > 0:49:15Background, go!
0:49:15 > 0:49:17Yeah. Knees, higher, please. Knees higher.
0:49:17 > 0:49:19And action!
0:49:19 > 0:49:22Carly! I need a word with you in private.
0:49:22 > 0:49:25Stop, stop. Cut, cut. One more time with the knees, please.
0:49:25 > 0:49:28You really needed to get back to that oven, didn't you?
0:49:28 > 0:49:30Yeah. You can hear me go...
0:49:30 > 0:49:31SHE PANTS
0:49:31 > 0:49:34Bless you. We got you to pick up your knees
0:49:34 > 0:49:36- and go as fast as you possibly can. - Well, I say we...
0:49:36 > 0:49:40It was the lovely Matthew Wolfenden from Emmerdale posing as a director.
0:49:40 > 0:49:42Yeah, and we upped the ante, didn't we?
0:49:42 > 0:49:45- We got you to say "rhubarb, rhubarb" because that's what extras do.- Yeah.
0:49:45 > 0:49:47Apparently that's what extras do.
0:49:47 > 0:49:49- Shall we have a look and see how that looked?- Yes.- Let's have a look.
0:49:49 > 0:49:51Go, background.
0:49:51 > 0:49:53- BOTH:- Rhubarb, rhubarb...
0:49:53 > 0:49:54And action.
0:49:54 > 0:49:56Carly! I need a word with you in private.
0:49:56 > 0:49:58Not now, Vanessa, I'm busy.
0:49:58 > 0:50:01- I think you'll be interested in what I've got to say.- Rhubarb, rhubarb.
0:50:01 > 0:50:02- What is it?- Rhubarb.- Cut.
0:50:02 > 0:50:04And then, if that wasn't embarrassing enough,
0:50:04 > 0:50:07we got you to all that, high knees, rhubarb, with some watermelons.
0:50:07 > 0:50:09Take a look at this.
0:50:09 > 0:50:10Go!
0:50:10 > 0:50:12- Rhubarb...- And action.
0:50:13 > 0:50:16Carly, I need a word with you in private.
0:50:16 > 0:50:17- Not now, Vanessa, I'm busy.- Rhubarb.
0:50:17 > 0:50:21- I think you'd be interested in what I've got to say.- What?- Rhubarb...
0:50:21 > 0:50:25- You know what that says to me? Soap awards.- Yeah! Best newcomers.
0:50:25 > 0:50:29Absolutely. Brilliant. Best newcomers holding watermelons.
0:50:29 > 0:50:33- Thank you, extras. Round of applause!- Yay!
0:50:33 > 0:50:36Now, over here, now, on Big Friday Wind-Up earlier, we found out
0:50:36 > 0:50:41about Sam's dad Paul, who tells bad jokes, but I think he's pretty good.
0:50:41 > 0:50:42I think he's really good.
0:50:42 > 0:50:45I think he could have a potential future career as a comedian, Sam.
0:50:45 > 0:50:47- Do you not agree?- I don't agree.
0:50:48 > 0:50:51Well, we're going to find out, because we're going to play a game
0:50:51 > 0:50:55where we generate jokes for your dad to actually say
0:50:55 > 0:50:57and do in his own unique way.
0:50:57 > 0:50:59Yeah, here's how it's going to work.
0:50:59 > 0:51:03I'm going to set up the joke and then you three take a word each.
0:51:03 > 0:51:06To finish the joke, we're then going to send all three jokes over
0:51:06 > 0:51:10to Paul, who will be over there and... Where are you, Paul?
0:51:10 > 0:51:11- Here.- There you are!
0:51:11 > 0:51:15- Paul, you need to finish them with a good punch line, OK?- Best of luck.
0:51:15 > 0:51:18I think we've stitched you up right proper here.
0:51:18 > 0:51:21OK, here we go, so a word each to finish this joke. Here we go.
0:51:21 > 0:51:23Right, I'll start it off. What do you call a...
0:51:23 > 0:51:26- Penguin...- Going...- On...
0:51:26 > 0:51:30- Holiday...- With...- A...
0:51:31 > 0:51:33Fish.
0:51:33 > 0:51:36What do you call a penguin going on holiday with a fish?
0:51:36 > 0:51:39Paul, start thinking of a punch line.
0:51:39 > 0:51:41Don't tell us just yet, don't tell us just yet.
0:51:41 > 0:51:42Here comes the next one.
0:51:42 > 0:51:44Why did the...
0:51:44 > 0:51:46- Mongoose...- Animals!
0:51:46 > 0:51:49- Carry...- A...
0:51:49 > 0:51:52- Egg. That will do.- OK.
0:51:52 > 0:51:55Why did the mongoose carry an egg?
0:51:55 > 0:51:56Think of a punch line, Paul.
0:51:56 > 0:52:00- We've got one more. Look at his face!- It's original material.
0:52:00 > 0:52:02Yeah, you could be taking this out on tour next week, mate.
0:52:02 > 0:52:04Last one, here we go.
0:52:04 > 0:52:05How many...
0:52:05 > 0:52:08- Light bulbs... Does...- It...
0:52:08 > 0:52:10Make...
0:52:10 > 0:52:11To...
0:52:11 > 0:52:13Power...
0:52:13 > 0:52:14Power.
0:52:14 > 0:52:16Life.
0:52:16 > 0:52:21How many light bulbs does it "make" to power life?
0:52:22 > 0:52:24- Think of a punch line, OK? - Sorry, Paul.
0:52:24 > 0:52:27We're now going to go over to a brand-new comedian,
0:52:27 > 0:52:29ladies and gentlemen. He is new to the circuit.
0:52:29 > 0:52:32- I think he's going to be huge. - I don't think he is.
0:52:32 > 0:52:33It's Paul, everyone!
0:52:33 > 0:52:35CHEERING
0:52:35 > 0:52:39'Ladies and gentlemen, give it up and whoop like Americans for Paul!'
0:52:41 > 0:52:44What do you call a penguin going on holiday with a fish?
0:52:44 > 0:52:48A very happy if slightly smelly chocolate biscuit.
0:52:48 > 0:52:50CHEERING
0:52:50 > 0:52:52Why did the mongoose carry an egg?
0:52:52 > 0:52:55Because its pockets were full of spanners.
0:52:55 > 0:52:57CHEERING
0:52:57 > 0:52:58He's quite good, actually.
0:52:58 > 0:53:02And how many light bulbs does it make to power life?
0:53:02 > 0:53:04- Seven!- Hey!
0:53:04 > 0:53:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:53:05 > 0:53:09That... That worked so much better than we thought it was going to.
0:53:09 > 0:53:11Yeah, and do you know what your prize is, Sam?
0:53:11 > 0:53:13Do you know what your prize is for taking that? An egg.
0:53:13 > 0:53:15- Thank you so much.- Enjoy it.- I will.
0:53:15 > 0:53:16Hey! Look at this!
0:53:16 > 0:53:18HE MAKES A RIPPING NOISE
0:53:18 > 0:53:22- I didn't rip it, I didn't rip it! - You and Paul should go on tour!
0:53:22 > 0:53:23Hey, now time for this.
0:53:26 > 0:53:29- So, playing this game we have the lovely Naomi Wilkinson.- Hiya.
0:53:29 > 0:53:32Hiya. And we have Evie and Molly.
0:53:32 > 0:53:34Before Big Friday Wind-Up, we asked our audience members
0:53:34 > 0:53:37which celebrity members they looked like, didn't we?
0:53:37 > 0:53:39Yes, we did, we asked them, and now you have to tell us
0:53:39 > 0:53:43- which celebrity you think they look like. OK?- Ready.
0:53:43 > 0:53:45Shall we go to our first audience member? Let's have a look.
0:53:45 > 0:53:48I'm often told I look like...
0:53:48 > 0:53:49- OK.- It's a tough one, that.
0:53:49 > 0:53:51Who do you think?
0:53:51 > 0:53:53Oh, Naomi is already going for it.
0:53:58 > 0:54:00OK, Evie, what are you going for?
0:54:00 > 0:54:02- Gary Barlow.- Oh, good one.
0:54:02 > 0:54:06- All right, Naomi, what are you going for?- Another Gary, but Gary Lineker.
0:54:06 > 0:54:10- OK.- The two Garys. Let's see which one is right, if any.
0:54:10 > 0:54:13I'm often told I look like Gary Barlow.
0:54:15 > 0:54:17CHEERING
0:54:17 > 0:54:20- Good!- I would have said a mixture of the two.- Yeah, that's true.
0:54:20 > 0:54:23I want to give both of you a point. We won't, though.
0:54:23 > 0:54:26OK, let's go to our second audience member, please.
0:54:26 > 0:54:28I'm often told I look like...
0:54:31 > 0:54:32Oh, I think I know this one.
0:54:32 > 0:54:34She looked like Anne Boleyn.
0:54:37 > 0:54:39Yeah, that's good.
0:54:39 > 0:54:42- Getting help?- Yeah, getting a little bit of help.
0:54:42 > 0:54:44Right, have we got an answer, Evie?
0:54:44 > 0:54:46Yeah, Sarah Millican.
0:54:46 > 0:54:50- Oh!- Yeah, yeah, that's the one. That's what I thought.
0:54:50 > 0:54:52Theresa May.
0:54:52 > 0:54:54- What?- Politician.
0:54:54 > 0:54:57- The Home Secretary?- Yes. - Brilliant.- Good.
0:54:57 > 0:55:01We're on Big Friday Wind-Up! OK!
0:55:01 > 0:55:04- I think you'd have been better with Anne Boleyn.- Yeah, maybe.
0:55:04 > 0:55:08I hope you're right, but we'll see, let's have a look. See who's right.
0:55:08 > 0:55:12I'm often told I look like Sarah Millican.
0:55:12 > 0:55:14No!
0:55:14 > 0:55:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:55:16 > 0:55:20- How are you doing this? Wow! - Let's do another one.
0:55:20 > 0:55:21Yeah. Let's have a look.
0:55:21 > 0:55:24I'm often told I look like...
0:55:26 > 0:55:28Oh, I don't know, who do you think?
0:55:28 > 0:55:31- Come on, guys. - Non-players off the green, please.
0:55:31 > 0:55:34- Go on, you can carry on. - Evie, have you got an answer?
0:55:34 > 0:55:36- Yeah, Tom Hanks.- Tom Hanks?
0:55:36 > 0:55:38- Ooh, interesting! - Naomi?- Interesting.
0:55:38 > 0:55:42Come on, Naomi, there's so many celebs.
0:55:42 > 0:55:43Henry VIII.
0:55:44 > 0:55:46Hacker!
0:55:47 > 0:55:50Well, he was very hairy. Let's see who's right.
0:55:50 > 0:55:53I'm often told I look like Tom Hanks.
0:55:54 > 0:55:57This is amazing, Evie! It's a full house!
0:56:00 > 0:56:04I mean, it's almost as though we'd told them the answers!
0:56:04 > 0:56:07But well done, Evie! You're the winner today.
0:56:07 > 0:56:09We're going to give you this straw.
0:56:09 > 0:56:12- There you go. - There you go. Enjoy that.
0:56:12 > 0:56:14Don't use it all at once.
0:56:14 > 0:56:17Look, you can do that and pretend it's a... "Oh, hello!"
0:56:17 > 0:56:20Have you had a nice time today?
0:56:20 > 0:56:21ALL: Yes!
0:56:21 > 0:56:24Well, I've got to say, it's about to become a whole lot better.
0:56:24 > 0:56:26- Do you remember Paul?- Yes.
0:56:26 > 0:56:28- Who was the really bad comedian? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:56:28 > 0:56:31Well, actually, he's going to do something rather spectacular now.
0:56:31 > 0:56:34He's going to do a rather special version of Got To Turn Around.
0:56:34 > 0:56:36Did Taylor Swift cancel on us?
0:56:36 > 0:56:38- Yeah.- Take it away, Paul!
0:56:38 > 0:56:41MUSIC: Turn Around by Phats & Small
0:56:41 > 0:56:43# Hey
0:56:44 > 0:56:46# What's wrong with you?
0:56:46 > 0:56:49# You're looking kind of down to me
0:56:51 > 0:56:54# Things ain't getting over
0:56:54 > 0:56:56# What's wrong with you?
0:56:56 > 0:56:57# Listen to what I'm saying
0:56:57 > 0:57:00# You're looking kind of down to me
0:57:02 > 0:57:05# Things ain't getting over
0:57:06 > 0:57:08# Cos things ain't getting over
0:57:09 > 0:57:12# Listen to what I'm saying
0:57:13 > 0:57:16# Got to turn around
0:57:16 > 0:57:19# Got to turn around
0:57:21 > 0:57:23# Hey
0:57:23 > 0:57:25# What's wrong with you?
0:57:27 > 0:57:30# You're looking kind of down to me
0:57:32 > 0:57:35# Hey, woo! What's wrong with you? #
0:57:37 > 0:57:41Well done, Paul! Well done, Paul! Yeah!