0:00:02 > 0:00:05'Is this boy's real name Larry?
0:00:05 > 0:00:10'Why won't this girl look anyone in the eye?
0:00:10 > 0:00:14'And is this man from the future?
0:00:14 > 0:00:16'Welcome to the show where no-one is safe.
0:00:16 > 0:00:20'It's Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up!'
0:00:20 > 0:00:22AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:00:41 > 0:00:44'Welcome to the show that's winding up the world.
0:00:44 > 0:00:49'From studio two in Salford, it's Big Friday Wind-Up!'
0:00:49 > 0:00:52My name is Joe, and I'm extremely nosey!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54NOSE SQUEAKS
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Please give it up for Sam and Mark!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59MUSIC: Fiesta by The Pogues
0:00:59 > 0:01:02CHEERING
0:01:04 > 0:01:06HE SCREAMS
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Yeah! HE LAUGHS
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Argh!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- Hey-hey!- Yeah, boy!- Oh!
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- BOTH:- Welcome to the weekend! - AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:01:22 > 0:01:24- Oh, yeah!- All right.- Oh, yeah.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Are you ready for an hour of unpredictable entertainment?
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Like this!
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- LAUGHTER AND CHEERING Unpredictable! Unpredictable!- See?
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- Yeah!- Oh!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- Didn't see that coming, did you? - I've always wanted to do that.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Amazing.- Now, you will love tonight's show.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- We are joined by Ed Petrie and Shannon Flynn!- Woohoo!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- AUDIENCE CHEERS - All Right!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50We will witness the rise of the machines
0:01:50 > 0:01:51in Parents On Trial.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55And find out what happened when we took our hidden cameras
0:01:55 > 0:01:57to Bolton to play a game of In Yer House.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01I want you to make a funny noise...
0:02:01 > 0:02:03about now.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Ah!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- HE LAUGHS - That was terrible.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08That was terrible.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Right now, though, next we are looking for somebody
0:02:13 > 0:02:16who's daddy has also been their mummy.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Say what?- Watch this.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20And today on Howard Carter news,
0:02:20 > 0:02:23we will be talking with the one and only,
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Tutankhamen.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Please, Tutankhamen, take a seat.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30LAUGHTER
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Asa, we're coming to you!
0:02:34 > 0:02:35Thank you. Yeah.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40- Hey!- Hey, Asa.- Hello, mate.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Hello.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44So, Asa, tell us what did we just witness there?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46What was that?
0:02:46 > 0:02:51Oh, um, that was my homework in year three of Tutankhamen
0:02:51 > 0:02:53when we were learning about Egypt.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Oh, really? Excellent.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56And your dad was in that, wasn't he?
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Yeah.- Dad, were you happy with that performance?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01I had his pyjamas on my head, so...
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Yeah, it was funny. It was the funniest thing ever, wasn't it?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- Well, it wasn't all smooth sailing. - Mm.- Check this out.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Tutankhamen...
0:03:11 > 0:03:13THEY LAUGH
0:03:15 > 0:03:17I love a good outtake! Love a good outtake.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Well, it appears that you get on very well with your dad.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Is that correct?
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Yes.- Excellent, but how well do you know your mum?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- Ooh.- I don't know.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- No.- Well, we are going to find out.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Come and join us as we play Who's Your Mummy?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Come on. Come on. - Off you go. Off you go.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Welcome to Who's Your Mummy?
0:03:42 > 0:03:46In this tomb there are six mummies. One of them is your actual mummy.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50All you have to do is guess which one of them is your mummy.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52You'll be asking each mummy a question.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54They can only respond through mime
0:03:54 > 0:03:56and blowing raspberries.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Then you will choose which mummy is your mummy.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03If you get the right mummy, you'll win a brand-new camcorder.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05- All right!- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!- Yeah.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Asa, are you ready?- I think so.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Good. - OK, Asa, your questions are there
0:04:11 > 0:04:15hiding behind the incredible balancing stones of Egypt.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17If you'd like to take them out of the stones...
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Release the mummies! EGYPTIAN MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:20 > 0:04:22AUDIENCE APPLAUDS AND CHEERS
0:04:30 > 0:04:31OK.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Asa, read out the first question
0:04:33 > 0:04:36and tell us which mummy you'd like to ask that to.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Remember, they can only answer through raspberry and mime.
0:04:41 > 0:04:46"What is your best dance move?" to mummy number two.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:48 > 0:04:52MUMMY BLOWS RASPBERRIES
0:04:54 > 0:04:55OK, interesting. Interesting.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Asa, before we go any further,
0:04:58 > 0:05:02is that a type of dance you would see your mummy do at home?
0:05:02 > 0:05:03- No.- OK. OK.- OK.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06So, you may be thinking that number two is not your mummy.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Read out your next question
0:05:07 > 0:05:10and choose which mummy you'd like to ask it to.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14"What is your favourite thing to watch on television?"
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Mummy number five.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19MUMMY BLOWS RASPBERRIES
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Interesting.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Interesting.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27That looked like it was possibly The X Factor.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28- Yes.- Yeah.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Does your mummy like to watch The X Factor?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33She does, but I don't think it's her favourite.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34- Really?- Ooh, OK.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37And just out of interest, is your mummy shorter than you?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Uh, no.- Right. Interesting.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44OK. Well, just think about that for later on.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Now for your final question, please, Asa.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Use it wisely.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52"Where in the world would you most like to visit?"
0:05:52 > 0:05:53to mummy number six.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57MUMMY BLOWS RASPBERRIES
0:06:01 > 0:06:05OK, Asa, now you must choose the mummy
0:06:05 > 0:06:06who you think is your mummy.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10But before you choose the mummy who you think is your mummy,
0:06:10 > 0:06:13let's have a recap of the mummies.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15'Will it be mummy number one, who...'
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- HE BLOWS RASPBERRY - 'Mummy number two, who...'
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- HE BLOWS RASPBERRY - 'Mummy number three, who...'
0:06:19 > 0:06:21- HE BLOWS RASPBERRY - 'Mummy number four, who...'
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- HE BLOWS RASPBERRY - 'Mummy number five, who...'
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- HE BLOWS RASPBERRY - 'Or mummy number six,
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- 'who likes a spot of the old...' - BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:06:28 > 0:06:30'The choice is yours.'
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Hmm. Tricky.- OK.- Tricky.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33So, Asa, what are you thinking?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Which mummy do you think is your mummy?
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Hmm, Australia, which I'm thinking is the jumping for the kangaroos.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Ah, OK.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45And my mum would like to visit Australia,
0:06:45 > 0:06:47so I'm going to say number six.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49OK, in that case, mummy number six,
0:06:49 > 0:06:51could you please come and stand over here next to me?
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Over here.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Over here. There we go.- Hi, Mummy.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01OK, here we go. Here we go.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04OK, we're going to find out whether that is your mummy.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Mummy number five, just take this off.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Is this your mummy?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- No!- Who is it?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17It's Ellie from across the road.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21- Oh! So it's not your mummy!- No.- OK.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Ellie from across the road.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24OK, mummy number four.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Let's take this off and see...
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Is this your mummy?- No!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- Who is this? - This is my friend Noam's dad, Ian.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- AUDIENCE LAUGHS - Ian is not your mummy. OK.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Let's go to number three.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Let's take this off.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46See if this...is your mummy.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Is this your mummy?
0:07:50 > 0:07:51No!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- Who is this?- This is my friend Noam.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- So it's not your mummy.- No.- OK.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Doing well. Doing well. Asa, doing well.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Wow. Well done. OK, number two.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Is this your mummy?
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Ah!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Is this your mummy?- No!
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Who is it?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13It's my friend's mum!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- Right.- Interesting.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18OK, going to leave number one because, Asa,
0:08:18 > 0:08:21before we reveal the last mummy,
0:08:21 > 0:08:24we are going to give you the opportunity to swap them.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26It's entirely up to you.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Do you want to...
0:08:28 > 0:08:29- BOTH:- Swap!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31with number one...
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- who you didn't ask any questions to? - At all.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- I think I'll swap.- Oh!- OK.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39It could be risky. It could be risky.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41All right.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Oh, Mummy.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47OK. Time to reveal whether the mummy you chose is indeed your mummy.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Is this your mummy?
0:08:52 > 0:08:53- Is it your mummy?- Yeah.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- It's your mummy! - AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Whoo!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02This mummy is your mummy.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04OK. Well done. Let's have a look.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06See who you originally chose.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Hello. Here's this?
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Miss...
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Mrs Bidgely, our head teacher!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14AUDIENCE LAUGHS Oh!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16- She is not your mummy! - Not your mummy!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Oh, well done, Asa. You've done brilliantly.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20You've won the star prize - a camcorder!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Yay! AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS
0:09:22 > 0:09:25And, Asa, you will now be spending the rest of the show
0:09:25 > 0:09:26in the Wind-Down VIP Zone.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- All right.- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!- Yes.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30And you'll be playing our end game later,
0:09:30 > 0:09:34- so you could win some more prizes. What do you think of that?- Great!
0:09:34 > 0:09:35- Yeah!- Great!- It is great.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Please give it up for Asa and of course his family and friends.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Well done. - AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Hi, guys. Bobby Lockwood here.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46You're watching Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up,
0:09:46 > 0:09:49the show that always makes me howwwwwwwwl...
0:09:49 > 0:09:51in pain.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS
0:09:53 > 0:09:55'Ladies and gentlemen,
0:09:55 > 0:10:00'tonight on the wind-up wheel, Mr Ed Petrie!'
0:10:00 > 0:10:02AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS
0:10:04 > 0:10:06- How are you doing, Ed? - Yeah. Yeah, great.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08- THEY LAUGH - A little bit nervous.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10I'm not going to lie to you.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Ed, we're going to spin you right round, baby,
0:10:12 > 0:10:14right round, like a record, baby, right round.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- What's a record baby? - I don't know, sweetheart.- OK.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18But we're going to spin Ed round like one.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20If he lands on truth, we're going to ask him
0:10:20 > 0:10:21a highly intellectual question.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24But if it lands on wind-up, we'll give him a forfeit,
0:10:24 > 0:10:26and it could be literally anything.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28How are you feeling about that, Ed?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Uh, again, quite nervous.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34This is the sort of thing that Mark normally does on this show.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- Get Mark to do it.- True. True. - All right, all right.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- They've stitched me up enough on this show.- That is true.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40All right, let's get started, and...
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- AUDIENCE:- Wind up that wheel!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- MUSIC PLAYS - Whoo!- It's not too bad.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46It's not too bad.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Ah, yeah!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Stop the wheel!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54- Ooh!- Wind-up.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57OK, Ed, please choose a number between one and ten.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Uh, five.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- Five.- Five.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03It's in the middle.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Beatbox.- Ooh.
0:11:08 > 0:11:09Go on!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12HE BEATBOXES Whoo!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14HE CONTINUES BEATBOXING
0:11:14 > 0:11:15- Yeah!- Uh!
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- HE CONTINUES BEATBOXING - Big finish!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21- IMITATES RECORD SCRATCH - Wicky-wicky!
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- Not too bad at all.- Very good. - You like that, do you? Yeah. OK.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27OK, lovely audience, it's time to...
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- AUDIENCE:- Wind up that wheel!
0:11:30 > 0:11:32MUSIC PLAYS
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Ah, yeah! Ah, yeah!
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Anyone got any travel sickness tablets?
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Stop the wheel!
0:11:41 > 0:11:42- Oh, truth.- Truth!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- Yeah.- Ed Petrie, pick a number between one and ten.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49- Uh, I'm going to go one. - Oh, nice. Nice choice.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50- Ooh.- Ah, yeah.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54If you could meet any person, who would it be?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Uh...
0:11:57 > 0:11:59HE LAUGHS
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Her!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04She's pointing at me going, "Me!"
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Let's make your dreams come true. Come on, you!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Come on! Come on. Come and meet...
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Come on. Come and meet Ed. Ed wants to meet you.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- What's your name?- Rebecca. - Rebecca. Rebecca.- Hello!
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- Ed, meet Rebecca.- I've always wanted to meet you more than anyone else.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18- AUDIENCE LAUGHS - What a pleasure.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Round of applause for Rebecca, everyone!
0:12:20 > 0:12:23AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS Off you go!
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Excellent. OK, it's time to...?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29- AUDIENCE:- Wind up that wheel!
0:12:29 > 0:12:31MUSIC PLAYS
0:12:32 > 0:12:36- Ah, yeah!- Ah, yeah!- Ah, yeah!
0:12:36 > 0:12:37And stop that wheel.
0:12:39 > 0:12:40- Oh, no.- It's a wind-up.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- OK, Ed...- He's not happy. He's not happy.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45..choose a number between one and ten. You've already had five.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47- Eight.- Eight.- Because it looks nice.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49- It does look nice. Round.- Yeah.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53Become...
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Become a pirate.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- SEA SHANTY PLAYS PIRATE ACCENT:- Arrrrrrrr!
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Arrrr! It's been a long day at sea, me lad.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Arrrr, I feel mighty seasick
0:13:06 > 0:13:10on the Good Ship Truth and wind-up wheel.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Arrrr, I be! What's that, Polly?
0:13:12 > 0:13:13What's that you say?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Pieces of eight?
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Arrr, yes.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19We'll be finding aplenty on a day like this, I be sure.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21I've turned into a farmer!
0:13:21 > 0:13:25It's time to wind up that wheel!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27- MUSIC PLAYS - Very good.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Ah, yeah! Ah, yeah!
0:13:33 > 0:13:34And stop that wheel.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37- Ooh!- Truth.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Edward, choose a number between one and ten.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41I'm genuinely feeling a bit sick.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Pick a number.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47- Uh, have I had nine?- You've not had nine.- No. Nine.- Let's have it.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- When did you last buy new pillows? - Hmm.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- It's the question everyone wants to know.- Yeah!
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Uh, ooh, it must have been a couple of years ago.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00And I actually took it for a bit of a test drive in the shop.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03I actually lay on the floor of the shop to test them out.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- No, you didn't. You didn't. - That's the wrong answer.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- You didn't.- I'm sure... - It was last night.- Was it?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- It was last night, yeah. - I don't know my own mind.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Yeah. Sadly.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Well, Ed, thank you very, very much. You've been brilliant.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- How are you feeling after that? - Well, questioning my own sanity.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Yeah!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23So are we, and we do it every day.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Well, I think you have earned a well-good nice rest
0:14:25 > 0:14:29and some relaxation time in the Wind-Down Zone.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- It's VIP there, Petrie.- Ooh! - We'll see you later.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35Give it up for Ed Petrie! AUDIENCE CLAP AND CHEER
0:14:35 > 0:14:37He's dizzy. He's dizzy.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39- HE HEAVES AND VOMITS AUDIENCE:- Ew!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Oh, yeah.- It's running all over his wonderful T-shirt.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Ah, mate.- Oh!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47OK, it's time to meet some more of our friends. It's Maddie and Ruby.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- Hey!- Hey!
0:14:51 > 0:14:55How you doing, Maddie and Ruby? Are you enjoying the show?
0:14:55 > 0:14:56- BOTH:- Yes.- Fantastic.- Excellent.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Now, not so long ago, we took our hidden cameras
0:14:59 > 0:15:03to these girls' house for a game of extreme hide and seek,
0:15:03 > 0:15:07and Maddie and your parents, Ruby, they were in on the whole thing.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- You didn't know anything, did you, Ruby?- No.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- Silly.- Shall we take a look at what happened
0:15:12 > 0:15:14when we played In Yer House?
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- Yeah.- OK. Ruby, could you please do the honours down camera number four?
0:15:18 > 0:15:19Run VT!
0:15:23 > 0:15:25'You are entering the world of In Yer House,
0:15:25 > 0:15:30'an elite undercover task force charged with winding up the nation.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33'As an In Yer House agent, your objective is to go undercover
0:15:33 > 0:15:35'in viewers' homes and complete a series
0:15:35 > 0:15:37'of highly skilled challenges.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40'Agent Rhodes, you will be manning mission control.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42'Agent Nixon, your accomplice is waiting for you
0:15:42 > 0:15:44'at today's location.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46'You must both proceed there immediately,
0:15:46 > 0:15:49'and remember - don't get caught.'
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Please listen carefully.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57This is your assignment.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59This is Agent Maddie's house.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Agent Nixon, you'll be hiding here in the kitchen.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05This is the target.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08This is Ruby, Agent Maddie's sister, and this...
0:16:08 > 0:16:09- Oh...- Eugh!
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- Oh, um... - AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Just get rid of that.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15This is your survival kit.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18You can use this, but only on my instructions.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- Understood.- OK. Agent Maddie, do you think we can keep Agent Nixon
0:16:21 > 0:16:25- hidden from the target?- It'll be a challenge, but I think so.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27I like that confidence.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29OK, agents, enter the field.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- You mean the house. - Y-Yeah. Enter the house.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34OK, let's go, Maddie. Let's do it.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39ALARM WAILS
0:16:39 > 0:16:43Target has entered the area and In Yer House is a go.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Go, go, go, go.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Quickly, quickly, quickly.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Quickly, quickly. Get in position.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Ruby!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Sam, how are you feeling?
0:17:11 > 0:17:13(I can hear her upstairs.)
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Come downstairs. We've got a really funny video to show you.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20- I'm not ready yet! - AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:17:20 > 0:17:22She's not ready yet!
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Ah!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Ruby, we've been waiting for ages.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- I'm... Ooh! - THEY LAUGH
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Sit down, for goodness' sake!
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Target has entered the area. In Yer House is a go.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40- Have you seen this one?- No.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44Mission one, quietly open the survival kit
0:17:44 > 0:17:46and remove the bag of crisps.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51You must sandwich five crisps together, eat them in one,
0:17:51 > 0:17:55and most importantly, don't get caught.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- Imagine that! - SHE LAUGHS
0:18:04 > 0:18:06She's just at the table, so do it quietly.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TABLET SPEAKERS
0:18:15 > 0:18:17She's moving. She's on the move.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19She's on the move. She's on the move.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20As long as there's...
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Be careful. Be careful, Sam. She's looking.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Just stay behind the door. Stay behind the door.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28CRISP PACKET RUSTLES
0:18:31 > 0:18:33How is she not getting him?
0:18:36 > 0:18:39CRUNCHING
0:18:45 > 0:18:48OK, Sam. Congratulations. You've done mission one.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49I don't how.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Mission two, within the survival kit
0:18:52 > 0:18:56you'll find a plastic bag with other plastic bags.
0:18:56 > 0:18:57You must separate these bags.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Very important.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04PLASTIC BAG RUSTLES
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Congratulations. You've completed mission two.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22OK, for your third mission, go back into the backpack.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24You will find a wax strip.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28I want you to use one of those wax strips on your arm.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- AUDIENCE LAUGHS - Not so confident now, Mr Nixon.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Now you're in trouble. You're in trouble.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44This is going to hurt, this is going to hurt...
0:19:44 > 0:19:46INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TABLET SPEAKERS
0:19:46 > 0:19:48THEY LAUGH
0:19:48 > 0:19:50AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:19:57 > 0:19:59HE MOUTHS
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Oh, bless him.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07OK, well done.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09You've done three missions.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Now it's going to get very, very tricky.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16I want you to move from the kitchen to the dining room.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Once there, you'll find a serving hatch
0:20:19 > 0:20:21which joins the two rooms.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24You must pop into this hatch three times.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27You have to pull a funny face the first time you pop up.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29The second time you need
0:20:29 > 0:20:30to be wearing the glasses in your kit,
0:20:30 > 0:20:34and on the third time, you must make a funny noise.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37You will need courage, stealth and speed. Get ready to go.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Get ready to go, Sam, Sam, Sam. She's out of the way.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Go, go, go, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47He's gone, he's gone, he's gone. He's gone.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53Well done, Sam. Well done, Sam.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56You're in the dining room area. Well done.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Is the wax really hurting you?
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Yeah. AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:21:03 > 0:21:06OK, Sam, what I want you to do is get under the serving hatch
0:21:06 > 0:21:10and then I will tell you when I want you to pop up.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12You're doing very well so far,
0:21:12 > 0:21:13but it's going to get even harder now.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Ruby, I think she knows something is up,
0:21:16 > 0:21:18but she doesn't know quite what it is.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Pop up and pull a funny face.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Pop up. Pop up. Go, go, go.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29That was rubbish. That was rubbish.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32I want you to do it for longer than that with the glasses, Sam.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33With the glasses next.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Go, go, go.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Third and final time I want you to pop up.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50I want you to make a funny noise. About now.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53- Ah! - AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:21:53 > 0:21:54That was terrible.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55That was terrible.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Congratulations, Agent Nixon.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03You've done very, very well here, but now it's time for mission five.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05In the room by you is a piano.
0:22:07 > 0:22:12What I would like you to do is play this music on the piano.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15RINGTONE PLAYS OVER SPEAKER
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Oh, yeah!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Come on, Sam. You can do it.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27THEY CHAT INDISTINCTLY
0:22:27 > 0:22:29PLAYS TUNE SOFTLY
0:22:29 > 0:22:30That is funny!
0:22:30 > 0:22:33INDISTINCT CHATTER IN BACKGROUND
0:22:33 > 0:22:35PLAYS TUNE SOFTLY
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Do it louder. Louder. You can do it.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42SHE LAUGHS
0:22:42 > 0:22:45She absolutely hasn't got a clue.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47You've done really, really well.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Sam, you need to get out of there quickly. Quickly, Sam.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Get out of there. Mission five completed. Well done.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Wow. That was pretty impressive.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- Well done. Well done, stealth man. - Look at this.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:23:07 > 0:23:08Look at that.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10That is taking one for the team!
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- That was so hard.- Oh.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Opening that packet of crisps was the hardest thing I've ever...
0:23:15 > 0:23:17It's never been harder opening a packet of crisps. Ridiculous.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- You had to those gloves on as well.- Well, yeah.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Yeah, well done. You did well.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23- You did me proud. Well done, Agent Nixon.- Thanks.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Shall we go in and tell them what on earth has been going on?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28- I think we should. - Come on. Let's do it.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35- What?! - All right?- Hi!- How are you doing?
0:23:35 > 0:23:37THEY LAUGH
0:23:37 > 0:23:39How are you, Ruby? How you doing?
0:23:39 > 0:23:41- I'm Sam.- I'm Mark.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43- Wow.- Nice to meet you.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Now, we've been playing a game called In Yer House,
0:23:45 > 0:23:47- and Agent Nixon here... - How you doing?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49..has been doing some missions.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Oh, you guys!
0:23:51 > 0:23:53THEY LAUGH
0:23:53 > 0:23:55You've been in this kitchen the entire time
0:23:55 > 0:23:57and I've been in there doing different challenges
0:23:57 > 0:24:00like eating a packet of crisps, and you didn't hear me do that.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02I've had to wax my arm. THEY LAUGH
0:24:02 > 0:24:03I've had to wax my arm.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Look, all the evidence is down here.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06Look!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08All the evidence is there!
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- I don't believe it! - THEY LAUGH
0:24:11 > 0:24:13OK, so that's In Yer House. Mission complete.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16- Well done, Agent Nixon. - Good luck on the next challenge.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20- I'd put some moisturizing cream on that if I were you!- Really sore.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Oh, well done, girls. Brilliant. That was really good.
0:24:26 > 0:24:27The hair has still not grown back.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30We filmed that months ago. The hair has still not grown back.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33- It's quite smooth.- Guys, you have been fantastic sports.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36- You're not going to be going home empty-handed.- No, you're not.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38We are going to be giving you these rather excellent
0:24:38 > 0:24:39In Yer House spy pens.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Yes, and because you went through all five challenges
0:24:42 > 0:24:44with the fantastic help of Agent Maddie...
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Thank you, Agent Maddie. You were awesome getting me through that.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50..we're going to give you some spy watches as well. Yeah!
0:24:50 > 0:24:51- All right!- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53You guys will need to collect these from the Wind-Down Zone,
0:24:53 > 0:24:56and that is where you'll be spending the rest of the show.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58And it's VIP, baby!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00- How does that sound? BOTH:- Good. - Excellent.- Really awesome.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Give it up one more time for Maddie and Ruby.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05- Off you go, girls. - See you later, girls.- Off you go.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08- See you later. Off you go. Off you go.- VIP style! Whoo!
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Right now, though, here's what else is coming up on Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Mark has a trying time trying to rhyme.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18The tension is cranked up in Splat In The Box,
0:25:18 > 0:25:21and join us for even more in the Weekend Wind-Down.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25'Oi, you lot! No silence in court!'
0:25:25 > 0:25:27AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:25:27 > 0:25:31'Please rise for His Worship, Lord Justice Rhodes.'
0:25:34 > 0:25:38Now, when I say "law," you say "and order". Law!
0:25:38 > 0:25:40AUDIENCE: And order!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43- When I say "just," you say "ice." Just!- AUDIENCE:- Ice!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45That's what I'm talking about.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS
0:25:48 > 0:25:52- AUDIENCE LAUGHS - 'And the parent prosecutor,
0:25:52 > 0:25:57'the criminally good-looking Samuel Kathryn Nixon QC.'
0:25:57 > 0:26:00AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:26:00 > 0:26:05Just to clarify, there is nothing criminal about my good looks.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Time to find out whose parents
0:26:07 > 0:26:10are guilty of criminally embarrassing behaviour.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11I'll tell you who's guilty here.
0:26:13 > 0:26:14You!
0:26:15 > 0:26:16Or is it you?
0:26:17 > 0:26:19No, it's you!
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Tell us about that embarrassing time.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24- Uh...- Stop there, because it's not you. It's you, Julie!
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Oh! Oh!
0:26:26 > 0:26:29- Oh!- Oh...- Oh.- ..indeed, Julie.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32- Is this your daughter?- It is indeed. - Hi. Is your name Ellie?
0:26:32 > 0:26:35- Yeah.- Hi, Ellie. Now, I understand, Julie,
0:26:35 > 0:26:38that you do a fantastic impression of Donald Duck.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42- Maybe.- Much to the embarrassment of Ellie. Is that right, Ellie?
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- Yeah.- So you wouldn't want to hear this on television, would you?- No.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48- Julie, let's hear it.- I just don't want to spit on their heads.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51OK, yeah, don't spit on their heads. Cover them up. Cover them up.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52OK.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54SHE IMITATES DONALD DUCK
0:26:54 > 0:26:56It's Donald Duck having a wash.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59You are happy to spit on my face, though.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02- Sorry. I like to share. - How do you find the defendant?
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Guilty. Apologise.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06Apologise to the world.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08I apologise.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09Now apologise to Ellie.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Ellie, I apologise.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15Hmm. Yes, we're on a roll, a justice roll,
0:27:15 > 0:27:18and we need to fill that roll with something meaty.
0:27:18 > 0:27:24Well, in that case, Your Honour, it's time to call our star witness.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33It's you, Georgia!
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Oh, my days.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Please join us in the Wind-Up Courtroom
0:27:38 > 0:27:39for Parents On Trial.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Off you go. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Order. Order.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52I should really clean this gavel.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Georgia, have you any idea why
0:27:54 > 0:27:56you're standing before this court today?
0:27:56 > 0:27:57No.
0:27:57 > 0:28:02Well, I would like to bring your attention to exhibit A,
0:28:02 > 0:28:03an audio clip.
0:28:03 > 0:28:07Please open your ears, everyone, for this.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09'Did you use any of your own bags?'
0:28:09 > 0:28:12'Yes, I brought my own bags, thanks.'
0:28:12 > 0:28:15- Does that sound familiar... - Oh, no!- ..Georgia?
0:28:15 > 0:28:17- Yeah. Yeah, it does.- Who was that?
0:28:17 > 0:28:19- That was my dad. - What was he doing?
0:28:19 > 0:28:21Basically, in the shops when they have
0:28:21 > 0:28:24the little self-service machines, when it speaks to you saying,
0:28:24 > 0:28:27"Please take a bag," he speaks to the machine.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30Hmm, yes. Your dad talks to machines.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32Well, I did have a very interesting conversation
0:28:32 > 0:28:35with a pay and display machine once, but that's by the by.
0:28:35 > 0:28:39Your Worship, I would like to call a witness to the stand -
0:28:39 > 0:28:41Mr T Raffic Light.
0:28:45 > 0:28:46Hmm. You look familiar.
0:28:47 > 0:28:50- Mr T Raffic Light...- Yes?
0:28:50 > 0:28:53..what did the accused once say to you ?
0:28:53 > 0:28:57Well, he was utterly ghastly to me.
0:28:57 > 0:29:00I went red and he got very, very angry
0:29:00 > 0:29:02and said some naughty words.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05And then when I went green like this...
0:29:07 > 0:29:12..he just drove off without an apology or a goodbye. Oh!
0:29:12 > 0:29:15Order. I'm afraid I find this witness very unreliable.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18His colours are always changing, makes me see red, then amber,
0:29:18 > 0:29:21then green, then red, then green, then amber, then green,
0:29:21 > 0:29:24- then red, then amber... - Your Honour, Your Honour, stop!
0:29:27 > 0:29:31You need your roots doing. AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Thank you, Mr T Raffic Light.
0:29:33 > 0:29:34Huh!
0:29:36 > 0:29:37- Now, Georgia...- Hello.
0:29:37 > 0:29:42..I want to know has your dad ever sung to a machine?
0:29:43 > 0:29:44No. My dad, probably yeah.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46Oh, interesting. Interesting.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48Where is your dad today, Georgia?
0:29:48 > 0:29:51- He's at work.- At work.
0:29:51 > 0:29:55Oh. Well, Georgia, I put it to you that he isn't there.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57- Oh, my...- He's here.
0:29:57 > 0:30:00I'd like to bring out the accused, Georgia's dad!
0:30:00 > 0:30:02AUDIENCE APPLAUDS
0:30:02 > 0:30:05MUSIC: Something Stupid by Frank Sinatra
0:30:11 > 0:30:15# I know I stand in line until you think you have the time
0:30:15 > 0:30:18# To spend an evening with me
0:30:18 > 0:30:21'..to scan an item or press green to start.'
0:30:21 > 0:30:23# And if we go someplace to dance
0:30:23 > 0:30:27# I know that there's a chance you won't be leaving with me
0:30:27 > 0:30:31'Did you use any of your own bags?'
0:30:31 > 0:30:35# And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place
0:30:35 > 0:30:37# And have a drink or two
0:30:37 > 0:30:40'Please wait for assistance.'
0:30:40 > 0:30:45# And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like... #
0:30:45 > 0:30:49- 'Unexpected item in bagging area.' - AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:30:49 > 0:30:51AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS
0:30:51 > 0:30:53Let's hear it for Colin,
0:30:53 > 0:30:56and let's call her Leslie, the self-checkout machine.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58- Hmm.- Georgia.- Hello.
0:30:58 > 0:31:02What did you make of all of that nonsense?
0:31:02 > 0:31:05- It's embarrassing.- Yes. Yes, it is.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07OK, well, we'll see how embarrassing.
0:31:07 > 0:31:09Time to reach a verdict.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
0:31:11 > 0:31:15do you find the defendant guilty or not guilty?
0:31:18 > 0:31:20- Hmm.- We've got one not guilty.
0:31:20 > 0:31:23Oh, changed at the last minute. Changed at the last minute.
0:31:23 > 0:31:27Unanimous, Colin. I think you're a man with your wires crossed.
0:31:27 > 0:31:28What do you have to say for yourself?
0:31:28 > 0:31:30- I'm sorry, Your Honour.- Hmm.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33Well, you have been found guilty of criminally embarrassing behaviour,
0:31:33 > 0:31:36therefore I sentence you to the next 20 minutes
0:31:36 > 0:31:38polishing our BAFTA we won.
0:31:39 > 0:31:40Send him down.
0:31:47 > 0:31:48Gently.
0:31:48 > 0:31:51Bye-bye, Colin. Bye-bye.
0:31:51 > 0:31:53And we and can we please have a round of applause
0:31:53 > 0:31:56for the clerk of the justice, Shannon Flynn, everyone.
0:31:56 > 0:31:58AUDIENCE APPLAUDS AND CHEERS Shannon Flynn.
0:31:58 > 0:32:02It would appear that justice has indeed been served here today,
0:32:02 > 0:32:05but, Georgia, I think you deserve a reward for testifying,
0:32:05 > 0:32:09so we're going to give you a brand-new tablet.
0:32:09 > 0:32:12- How does that sound?- Thank you. - You are very, very welcome.
0:32:12 > 0:32:15And that is not all, because pretty soon you and your family
0:32:15 > 0:32:17are going to be playing against Asa and his family
0:32:17 > 0:32:20in tonight's grand finale, so you could win some more prizes.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23If you'd like to go and join those guys now in the Wind-Down Zone,
0:32:23 > 0:32:25we'll see you a little bit later on.
0:32:25 > 0:32:27Please give it up for Georgia, everyone.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS
0:32:29 > 0:32:31- I'm Jennie McAlpine. - And I'm Ted Robbins.
0:32:31 > 0:32:34Yes, and we love watching Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:32:34 > 0:32:37Yeah, as long as Coronation Street isn't on, of course.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39Oh, of course, yes.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS
0:32:42 > 0:32:44Hey, guys, is everyone enjoying the show?
0:32:44 > 0:32:45- AUDIENCE:- Yeah!
0:32:45 > 0:32:46- Yay!- Yay!
0:32:46 > 0:32:49Well, seeing as everyone is happy as Larry,
0:32:49 > 0:32:54it's time to play a game that we like to call As Rhyme Goes By.
0:32:54 > 0:32:57MUSIC PLAYS
0:32:58 > 0:33:02Yeah! This is the part of the show where Mark does battle
0:33:02 > 0:33:04with a member of our studio audience.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06Mark, are you feeling like a winner, winner, chicken dinner?
0:33:06 > 0:33:07Thinner.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09AUDIENCE LAUGHS Good. OK!
0:33:09 > 0:33:12It's time to find out who you'll be facing.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15MUSIC PLAYS
0:33:15 > 0:33:16Who's it going to be?
0:33:16 > 0:33:20# Bring it on! #
0:33:22 > 0:33:25It's Ben from Oxford. Come on down, Ben!
0:33:25 > 0:33:27Come on!
0:33:28 > 0:33:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
0:33:31 > 0:33:32boy!
0:33:32 > 0:33:33All right.
0:33:33 > 0:33:35Come next to Mark. Don't be shy.
0:33:35 > 0:33:39Ben, tell me, why do you think you can beat Mark?
0:33:39 > 0:33:42Because they call this show Sam & Mark not for Mark's credit
0:33:42 > 0:33:44but because if they didn't call it that
0:33:44 > 0:33:47- Mark would forget his own name. - SAM LAUGHS
0:33:47 > 0:33:50- AUDIENCE APPLAUDS - He's right. Don't clap that!
0:33:50 > 0:33:52AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS
0:33:55 > 0:33:56He has got a good point.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58Well, here's how you play.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01This is the rhyme screen,
0:34:01 > 0:34:03because we couldn't afford a machine.
0:34:03 > 0:34:07It will generate a random word and you guys will take it in turns
0:34:07 > 0:34:12to come up with words that rhyme with that word that's on the screen.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14For example, let's see a word.
0:34:14 > 0:34:16- Time. Rhyme it.- Rhyme.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19- Mime.- Correct. Excellent. And we'll keep going.
0:34:19 > 0:34:22If there's any problems at all during the game
0:34:22 > 0:34:24and we're not happy with a certain word
0:34:24 > 0:34:25and whether it actually rhymes,
0:34:25 > 0:34:28dictionary corner, rhyming dictionary corner,
0:34:28 > 0:34:31they will get in touch and they will say, "No, I'm not happy."
0:34:31 > 0:34:33OK, Ben, you will always be going first
0:34:33 > 0:34:35because we want to give you the advantage.
0:34:35 > 0:34:38Best of luck. Here we go with the first word.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42- Book.- Nook.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44- Luck.- Tuck.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46Truck.
0:34:46 > 0:34:49- Suck.- Muck.
0:34:49 > 0:34:50Muck.
0:34:50 > 0:34:52- BELL RINGS - I think I may have said that, just.
0:34:52 > 0:34:56Dictionary corner, have we had a repeat of that word?
0:34:56 > 0:34:58I think we may have just had muck and then muck again.
0:34:59 > 0:35:03Which means in round one, Mark, you win the points.
0:35:03 > 0:35:04Course I do.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Yes!
0:35:06 > 0:35:08Here comes the next word.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12- Fill!- Kill.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15- Harsh. Mill. - BELL RINGS
0:35:15 > 0:35:17Harsh doesn't rhyme with the word.
0:35:17 > 0:35:19- Yeah, that's...- No!
0:35:19 > 0:35:21You're stitching me up here!
0:35:21 > 0:35:23No, we've got to take your first answer, Mark.
0:35:23 > 0:35:24- Oh!- Come on.
0:35:26 > 0:35:29Here we go with the next word.
0:35:29 > 0:35:30- Hair.- Wear.
0:35:30 > 0:35:32- Scare.- Snare.
0:35:32 > 0:35:34Ooh. Flair.
0:35:34 > 0:35:35Bear.
0:35:35 > 0:35:38- Tear.- Fair.
0:35:38 > 0:35:39Pear.
0:35:39 > 0:35:42- Tear. - He's said tear about 400 times.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44BELL RINGS
0:35:44 > 0:35:47- Ben, I believe that tear has been said before.- Oh!
0:35:47 > 0:35:50- An audience member wants to... - Audience member, here we go.
0:35:50 > 0:35:53There are two tears. Tear and tare.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55Ah. Interesting. And who are you?
0:35:55 > 0:35:57- I am Ben's dad. - AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:35:57 > 0:35:59- AUDIENCE:- Oh!
0:35:59 > 0:36:01Ben's dad. Come here, Ben's dad.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03- You are genius. - AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:36:03 > 0:36:05Yes!
0:36:05 > 0:36:06Ed Petrie, take off that mic.
0:36:08 > 0:36:09Take off your mic.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12- Right, go and sit in Ben's dad's seat over there.- But it's...
0:36:12 > 0:36:14- Go and sit... - This is highly irregular!
0:36:14 > 0:36:16- Go and sit in the audience. - He can't be a judge.
0:36:16 > 0:36:19- Sit in the audience.- Be biased. - All right.- Completely impartial.
0:36:19 > 0:36:21Ben's dad, sit down, mate. Sit down, mate.
0:36:21 > 0:36:23I feel it is slightly biased.
0:36:23 > 0:36:25- Right. Here we go. Welcome to the show.- Thank you.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27- Meet Shannon.- Hi. Nice to meet you.- I'm Mark again.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30- Mark.- Ed has been replaced with Ben's dad. Are you all right, Ed?
0:36:30 > 0:36:33- So, does that mean I'm now his dad? - AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:36:33 > 0:36:34- Yeah.- Go on, son!
0:36:35 > 0:36:39Ben, if you win this round, you have won...
0:36:39 > 0:36:41- Oh, he probably will! - AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:36:42 > 0:36:45OK, here we go.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47Pants.
0:36:47 > 0:36:48Plants.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50Ants.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52France.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54- France?- Yeah.
0:36:54 > 0:36:55Perchance.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58- Perchance?- Aha!
0:36:58 > 0:37:00Chance.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03This has gone horribly wrong. AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:37:03 > 0:37:05BELL RINGS Three, two, one.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS
0:37:10 > 0:37:11Well...
0:37:12 > 0:37:15Ben, you did get the final point there,
0:37:15 > 0:37:17which means you are today's winner.
0:37:17 > 0:37:22You have beaten Mark, which means you get this I Beat Mark trophy.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25There you go. AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:37:25 > 0:37:28Fair and square. Fair and square.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30Mark, how are you feeling?
0:37:30 > 0:37:32Really heartbroken.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34Are you feeling sad because you're bad?
0:37:34 > 0:37:37- No, I mad! - SAM LAUGHS
0:37:37 > 0:37:39Ben, you are now going to be spending the rest of the show
0:37:39 > 0:37:41in the Wind-Down Zone with your lovely dad.
0:37:41 > 0:37:44We'll see you later on. Give it up for Ben and his dad
0:37:44 > 0:37:47and of course Shannon Flynn and Ed Petrie.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:37:52 > 0:37:53No, this isn't a wind-up.
0:37:53 > 0:37:57I am Nick Jonas and you are watching Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59What better way to start your weekend?
0:38:00 > 0:38:02Welcome to the game that will make you feel
0:38:02 > 0:38:06- like your backbone has been put in the fridge.- That's right.
0:38:06 > 0:38:09It's spine-chilling. It's also got a crank.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12But most of all, it's got a big box with lots of horrible,
0:38:12 > 0:38:14slimy stuff inside.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17- AUDIENCE:- Ew! - GHOULISH LAUGHTER
0:38:17 > 0:38:19Let's welcome back our star players.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22- Asa's team.- And Georgia's team.
0:38:22 > 0:38:24AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS
0:38:29 > 0:38:32OK. Asa, introduce your team.
0:38:32 > 0:38:36I'm Asa. This is my friend Matthew, my mum Meryl and my dad Ali.
0:38:36 > 0:38:39Excellent. Lovely to have you here, guys.
0:38:39 > 0:38:41Georgia, please introduce your team.
0:38:41 > 0:38:42I'm Georgia.
0:38:42 > 0:38:46This is my sister Alex, my brother Liam and my dad Colin.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48OK, now, this is a game of chance.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50And skill!
0:38:50 > 0:38:52Each team will take turns to step up to the...
0:38:52 > 0:38:55- BOTH:- The box of horrors! - THUNDERCLAP
0:38:56 > 0:39:00Once there, you will have ten seconds to answer
0:39:00 > 0:39:02a general knowledge question.
0:39:02 > 0:39:05But be quick, because the longer it takes you to answer,
0:39:05 > 0:39:07the more times you will have to wind up that crank.
0:39:07 > 0:39:11For example, if you take three seconds to answer your question,
0:39:11 > 0:39:13that means three full turns of the crank.
0:39:13 > 0:39:16Don't get one wrong, though, because if you do,
0:39:16 > 0:39:18we have a triple T situation on our hands.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20Mark, I'm really sorry, but I completely...
0:39:20 > 0:39:22I forget this every time.
0:39:22 > 0:39:24What is a triple T situation?
0:39:24 > 0:39:26Well, I'll tell you, Sam.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28It's when a team must wind up the crank for a maximum
0:39:28 > 0:39:30ten terrifying turns.
0:39:30 > 0:39:33HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY
0:39:33 > 0:39:35Whoo!
0:39:35 > 0:39:38Nobody in the studio will know how many turns
0:39:38 > 0:39:39will make the box open.
0:39:39 > 0:39:40But when it does,
0:39:40 > 0:39:44it's S to the L to the I to the M to the E time.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46- That spells slime.- Yeah.
0:39:46 > 0:39:47And the other wins the game.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50Which means that they will go home with tonight's star prize -
0:39:50 > 0:39:52a games console in a box.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54- Yes!- Amazing prize.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57In a box! In a box and everything!
0:39:57 > 0:39:59OK, for our viewers at home,
0:39:59 > 0:40:01time to find out how many turns will open the box tonight,
0:40:01 > 0:40:04and if you don't want to know, close your eyes around about now.
0:40:07 > 0:40:08Now, to decide who goes first,
0:40:08 > 0:40:12Sam here has a genuine one smark coin.
0:40:12 > 0:40:18Asa, what will it be? Will it be Sam's or Mark's?
0:40:18 > 0:40:20- Hmm, Sam's.- OK.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24- Oh, good flick.- Big one.- Nice.
0:40:25 > 0:40:28It's Mark's, which means, Georgia's team,
0:40:28 > 0:40:30you guys are going first.
0:40:30 > 0:40:32If you'd like to get into position...
0:40:35 > 0:40:36Now, your time will begin
0:40:36 > 0:40:40when Mark finishes asking the question.
0:40:40 > 0:40:42Name three Premier League football teams
0:40:42 > 0:40:45that play their home games in London.
0:40:45 > 0:40:49- Chelsea. Arsenal.- Tottenham. - Crystal Palace.- Correct.
0:40:50 > 0:40:55You answered that in three seconds, which means three full turns.
0:40:55 > 0:40:56Who's going to be doing the honours?
0:40:56 > 0:40:58Georgia, if you'd like to step up, please.
0:40:58 > 0:40:59OK.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02- Shall I go now?- Go for it.
0:41:02 > 0:41:07One. Two. Three.
0:41:07 > 0:41:08Safe.
0:41:08 > 0:41:10Please swap places.
0:41:16 > 0:41:20Pacific, Indian and Atlantic are all types of what?
0:41:20 > 0:41:22- Ocean.- Ocean.- Correct.
0:41:22 > 0:41:24- You answered that very quickly.- Mm.
0:41:24 > 0:41:26- One second.- Well done.
0:41:26 > 0:41:27Which means one full turn.
0:41:27 > 0:41:29Who's doing the honours?
0:41:29 > 0:41:30Asa, off you go, mate.
0:41:35 > 0:41:37- One.- Safe.- Safe.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39OK. Please swap places.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47Which Paris landmark was completed in 1889.
0:41:47 > 0:41:49- ALL:- Eiffel Tower.- Correct.
0:41:49 > 0:41:52You answered that in one second.
0:41:52 > 0:41:53- Excellent.- One full turn.
0:41:53 > 0:41:55Georgia.
0:41:58 > 0:42:00Yes. Confident.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03Georgia was confident. OK, please swap places.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07It's getting tense in the studio.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12How many letters are there in the word alphabet?
0:42:13 > 0:42:15- 24.- No, no.
0:42:15 > 0:42:16It's wrong.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18Oh.
0:42:18 > 0:42:21How many letters are there in the word alphabet?
0:42:21 > 0:42:24- It's eight.- Oh!
0:42:24 > 0:42:25Not IN the alphabet.
0:42:26 > 0:42:31So, this means ten terrifying turns, Asa.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33Who knows what will happen? Let's find out.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35Best of luck.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37- BOTH:- One.
0:42:37 > 0:42:39Two. Three.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41PARTY WHISTLE BLARES
0:42:41 > 0:42:44SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER
0:42:47 > 0:42:49IT LAUGHS MANIACALLY
0:42:54 > 0:42:57Oh, no!
0:42:57 > 0:42:59Got it on my face.
0:43:00 > 0:43:02You got it on your face? Don't say it to them!
0:43:02 > 0:43:03Oh, yeah. Sorry.
0:43:03 > 0:43:06Well, guys, you're not going to be going home empty-handed.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09We're going to be giving you some commemorative smark coin sets.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12- Does that sound all right? - Yeah. Fantastic.
0:43:12 > 0:43:15Hey! All right. Give it up for Asa's family, everyone.
0:43:15 > 0:43:17- AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS - Off you go.
0:43:17 > 0:43:20See you later, Asa. See you later, guys.
0:43:20 > 0:43:22- Oh.- Byesie-bye. - Georgia's family, come over here.
0:43:22 > 0:43:25- Round of applause for Georgia's team!- Yay!
0:43:25 > 0:43:27- AUDIENCE CLAPS - Well done. You did brilliant.
0:43:27 > 0:43:29You are home and dry, which means you win tonight's star prize -
0:43:29 > 0:43:32- the games console.- Yay!- Whoo!
0:43:32 > 0:43:34- Are you happy?- ALL:- Yeah.
0:43:34 > 0:43:37Well, you should be. You're very dry.
0:43:37 > 0:43:39Let's hear it for both teams, but especially our winning team -
0:43:39 > 0:43:40Georgia's team.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43- AUDIENCE CHEERS AND CLAPS - Off you go, guys.
0:43:43 > 0:43:44Careful. It's very slippy.
0:43:44 > 0:43:47It is very slippy. That's it for Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:43:47 > 0:43:50Thank you for watching, and thank you to our lovely audience.
0:43:50 > 0:43:51- Give yourselves a round of applause. - Hey!
0:43:51 > 0:43:54AUDIENCE CHEERS AND CLAPS You've been lovely.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57- Lovely audience.- Absolutely, but the Weekend Wind-Down is about to begin.
0:43:59 > 0:44:05You are now all invited to our VIP aftershow Wind-Down party.
0:44:05 > 0:44:08Yeah, we're hanging out with everyone we've surprised tonight.
0:44:08 > 0:44:10Yeah, CBBC's Ed Petrie and Shannon Flynn will be there.
0:44:10 > 0:44:13Yeah, we've got games, gossip and behind the scenes extras.
0:44:13 > 0:44:16So, come on, you. Come and join us, will you?
0:44:16 > 0:44:18What's this? What's this?
0:44:25 > 0:44:27AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS
0:44:27 > 0:44:30- BOTH:- Argh!
0:44:30 > 0:44:31Whoo!
0:44:31 > 0:44:34How you doing? How you doing?
0:44:34 > 0:44:37- Don't drop your camera!- Hey! - Don't drop your camera!
0:44:37 > 0:44:41- We wound up the week.- It's now time to wind down for the weekend.
0:44:41 > 0:44:45Welcome to our exclusive VIP Wind-Down Zone, everyone.
0:44:45 > 0:44:48- Look at this!- Hey! Hey!
0:44:48 > 0:44:49Leave him alone.
0:44:49 > 0:44:53OK, so, if you did miss Big Friday Wind-Up,
0:44:53 > 0:44:54first off, why did you miss it?
0:44:54 > 0:44:58- Yeah.- But here it is in a 30-second recap scenario.
0:44:58 > 0:45:01So, we just recycled the idea from the top of the show
0:45:01 > 0:45:04and crashed into some boxes. Why not?
0:45:04 > 0:45:08Asa identified his mummy in a game of mime and raspberry blowing.
0:45:08 > 0:45:11Ed Petrie became a pirate and met his number one fan.
0:45:11 > 0:45:15Georgia's dad Colin sang a duet with a self-service checkout
0:45:15 > 0:45:16in Parents On Trial.
0:45:16 > 0:45:21Ben's Dad chucked Ed off set when he played As Rhyme Goes By.
0:45:21 > 0:45:24And Georgia's family beat Asa's family in Splat In The Box.
0:45:24 > 0:45:27- And I got a bit of it on me as well. - You did. You got covered.
0:45:27 > 0:45:28So, there you have it.
0:45:28 > 0:45:30That is Wind-Up round-up in just 30 seconds.
0:45:30 > 0:45:33Mark, sum the whole 30 seconds up with a yodel.
0:45:33 > 0:45:36HE YODELS
0:45:36 > 0:45:38Not traditional, but I like it.
0:45:38 > 0:45:40- Come over here. Hi, everyone. - Hello. Hello.
0:45:40 > 0:45:42- Hey!- Hey!- Look who it is!
0:45:42 > 0:45:47Asa and family and Georgia and Colin with his self-service checkout.
0:45:47 > 0:45:49'Did you use any of your own bags?'
0:45:49 > 0:45:51Oh, look at that! It's talking and everything.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53- How you doing, guys? You all right? - Yeah.
0:45:53 > 0:45:55- Yeah, yeah.- On Big Friday Wind-Up,
0:45:55 > 0:45:58Asa and his family got absolutely covered in slime.
0:45:58 > 0:46:00- You still look great, though. - You do look good.
0:46:00 > 0:46:03- And you did win some prizes earlier as well.- Yeah.
0:46:03 > 0:46:04- Yeah, yeah!- Yeah, yeah!
0:46:04 > 0:46:06All right, we'll be talking to you later on,
0:46:06 > 0:46:08- but right now look who's over here. - It's Shannon Flynn!
0:46:08 > 0:46:10- BOTH:- Yay!
0:46:10 > 0:46:13- Hello, lovely. You all right? - Hiya. I'm great, thanks.
0:46:13 > 0:46:15- OK.- Thanks for being here. - Thanks for having me.
0:46:15 > 0:46:17- You're more than welcome. - It's a pleasure.
0:46:17 > 0:46:20- I've been trying to get on this since series one.- Oh, really?
0:46:20 > 0:46:22- Yeah.- Aw! Thanks. - Well, you'll love this then.
0:46:22 > 0:46:24- Oh, great.- This is a quiz but with a difference.
0:46:24 > 0:46:27Shannon, we're going to give you the answer to the question.
0:46:27 > 0:46:29- What you need to tell us is what the question is.- OK.
0:46:29 > 0:46:31- It's pretty simple.- Oh, it's tense.
0:46:31 > 0:46:34Here we go. All right. The first answer is banana.
0:46:34 > 0:46:36- What's the question?- Hmm.
0:46:36 > 0:46:38Um, OK.
0:46:38 > 0:46:41Name a fruit that's yellow. Name a fruit that's yellow?
0:46:41 > 0:46:44- No, it's "Which fruit most resembles a telephone?"- So close.
0:46:44 > 0:46:47- So close.- Close. - That is a fact, yeah.
0:46:47 > 0:46:51The next answer is why.
0:46:51 > 0:46:54- Why?- BOTH:- Why.
0:46:54 > 0:46:58Um... Who, what, where, fill in the blank.
0:46:58 > 0:46:59- Close.- No.
0:46:59 > 0:47:01It's "What is the fifth longest river in the UK?"
0:47:01 > 0:47:04- So close.- It's the River Wye.- Oh.
0:47:04 > 0:47:06- The River Wye. - You're doing well, though.
0:47:06 > 0:47:10- The next answer is Kathmandu. - It's KAThmandu.- It's Kathmandu.
0:47:10 > 0:47:11Or else the gag doesn't work.
0:47:13 > 0:47:16The next answer is Kathmandu.
0:47:16 > 0:47:17- Kathmandu?- Yes.
0:47:17 > 0:47:19What's the question?
0:47:19 > 0:47:21What rhymes with...
0:47:22 > 0:47:24We've got previous here.
0:47:24 > 0:47:26- Poo. What rhymes with poo?- Oh, OK. - It's not. It's not.
0:47:26 > 0:47:27You're close, though.
0:47:27 > 0:47:31It's "What is the opposite of dog-woman-don't?"
0:47:31 > 0:47:33- Kathmandu.- Yeah, right.
0:47:33 > 0:47:36- Yeah.- The next answer is honeycomb. - What's the question?
0:47:36 > 0:47:38What would you like in your ice cream?
0:47:38 > 0:47:42- It's not, no. It's "What rhymes with bunny gnome?"- Of course.
0:47:42 > 0:47:44That's the last one. You didn't get it right, sadly.
0:47:44 > 0:47:47- I could've had that.- Unlucky. Shannon Flynn, everyone.
0:47:47 > 0:47:49- Round of applause. - AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS
0:47:49 > 0:47:51Still glad she was here since series one. Brilliant.
0:47:51 > 0:47:54- Look, it's Maddie and Ruby!- Yay!
0:47:54 > 0:47:56- BOTH:- Yay! - Bring it in right there. Whoo!
0:47:56 > 0:47:59Now, if you didn't see Big Friday Wind-Up,
0:47:59 > 0:48:02Maddie and Ruby, they took part in a game of In Yer House
0:48:02 > 0:48:05where I had to hide in their house.
0:48:05 > 0:48:08You guys are sisters. Now, Maddie, you were in on the whole thing.
0:48:08 > 0:48:11- Ruby, you weren't, where you? - No.- No!
0:48:11 > 0:48:13So, what was the experience like, Maddie, for you,
0:48:13 > 0:48:15cos you were in on it.
0:48:15 > 0:48:20- It was really exciting cos then, like, we got to meet you two.- Obvs.
0:48:20 > 0:48:23And we had to hide it all from Ruby. It was quite hard, but...
0:48:23 > 0:48:24It was hard.
0:48:24 > 0:48:27It was hard for me as well, especially my first hiding position,
0:48:27 > 0:48:31which I don't think I've ever been as close to the culprit
0:48:31 > 0:48:33of the game, and it was so difficult.
0:48:33 > 0:48:36And I was waiting there for ages at the beginning. Take a look at this.
0:48:36 > 0:48:39Come downstairs. We've got a really funny video to show you.
0:48:39 > 0:48:43- I'm not ready yet! - THEY LAUGH
0:48:43 > 0:48:44She's not ready yet!
0:48:46 > 0:48:48- "I'm not ready yet!" - "I'm not ready yet!"
0:48:48 > 0:48:50But honestly, you didn't see that on the VT,
0:48:50 > 0:48:52but you took absolutely ages.
0:48:52 > 0:48:54What were you doing upstairs, Ruby?
0:48:54 > 0:48:56Uh, I was getting changed.
0:48:56 > 0:48:59Getting changed, doing your hair, watching telly.
0:48:59 > 0:49:00I was there for hours.
0:49:00 > 0:49:03That was very funny, but the funniest thing
0:49:03 > 0:49:06that has ever happened on telly is when this happened.
0:49:06 > 0:49:07Have a look at this.
0:49:09 > 0:49:12This is going to hurt. This is going to hurt...
0:49:12 > 0:49:14INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TABLET SPEAKERS
0:49:14 > 0:49:16THEY LAUGH
0:49:16 > 0:49:19MARK LAUGHS
0:49:20 > 0:49:22The hair's still not grown back fully.
0:49:22 > 0:49:24- I don't know if you can see it. - It's stubbly.
0:49:24 > 0:49:26Look. There's a line. Look. Can you see the line there?
0:49:26 > 0:49:29- The things we do for telly. - Yeah. The things we do for telly.
0:49:29 > 0:49:31- It's your turn now, Mark.- Oh, what?
0:49:31 > 0:49:33- Can I have a wax strip, please? - What are you doing?!
0:49:33 > 0:49:35AUDIENCE CHEERS Come on, Mark. Come on.
0:49:35 > 0:49:36Take the jacket...
0:49:36 > 0:49:39- Do it. ALL:- Do it. Do it. Do it.
0:49:39 > 0:49:41Take your jacket off. Roll your sleeve up.
0:49:41 > 0:49:43- Roll your sleeve up. - Can you do my back?
0:49:43 > 0:49:47Oh, deary me. I don't know which side to do it, but we'll try it.
0:49:47 > 0:49:48The sticky side, I reckon.
0:49:48 > 0:49:50- There we go. That's pretty sticky. Here we go, mate.- Oh.
0:49:50 > 0:49:52- Ready? Here we go.- Oh!
0:49:52 > 0:49:54Stick it on nice and hard!
0:49:54 > 0:49:56Nice and hard!
0:49:56 > 0:49:57- We didn't do this in rehearsal. - OK, ready?
0:49:57 > 0:50:00- Ready?- Yeah. Go on. - Shall I do it slowly or fast?- Fast!
0:50:00 > 0:50:02Three, two, one.
0:50:03 > 0:50:05HE LAUGHS
0:50:06 > 0:50:08Argh!
0:50:09 > 0:50:11- Eugh! AUDIENCE:- Ew!
0:50:11 > 0:50:15- Good sport, mate. Good sport.- Ow!
0:50:15 > 0:50:16It's Maddie and Ruby, everybody.
0:50:16 > 0:50:19AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:50:19 > 0:50:21- Right. Come over here. - It's fine. It's fine.
0:50:21 > 0:50:23- Are you all right, mate?- Yeah.
0:50:23 > 0:50:25- Your jacket is going to stick to your arm now.- Yeah.
0:50:25 > 0:50:27Right, over here, on Big Friday Wind-Up,
0:50:27 > 0:50:30we found out that Georgia's dad likes to sing and talk to machines
0:50:30 > 0:50:33- like self-checkout machines, doesn't he?- Yeah.
0:50:33 > 0:50:36- He's a silly sausage, isn't he? - Yeah.- He's a silly sausage.
0:50:36 > 0:50:39What we want you to do now is judge how silly Ben,
0:50:39 > 0:50:42Shannon and our lovely Ed Petrie over here...
0:50:42 > 0:50:43Yeah, cos we're going to play a game -
0:50:43 > 0:50:46Are You Sillier Than This Silly Sausage?
0:50:46 > 0:50:47OK? That's what we're going to play.
0:50:47 > 0:50:50We've got the silly sausage-o-meter type thing here.
0:50:50 > 0:50:53- Go through it, Mark.- We've got sensible, which is not silly at all.
0:50:53 > 0:50:54Occasional foray into silly,
0:50:54 > 0:50:56which is on the borderline.
0:50:56 > 0:50:57Silly con carne,
0:50:57 > 0:50:59which is pretty silly.
0:50:59 > 0:51:00Born in the Silly Isles.
0:51:00 > 0:51:02That's getting, like, really silly.
0:51:02 > 0:51:03But you're such a silly sausage
0:51:03 > 0:51:05is where we want to get to.
0:51:05 > 0:51:07- I mean, that's crazy. - Yeah.- That's crazy.
0:51:07 > 0:51:10We're going to go down the line. You've each got a thing to do,
0:51:10 > 0:51:14and we're starting with round one - who can pull the silliest face.
0:51:14 > 0:51:17- OK.- Ben.- Oh, that's good.- Georgia.
0:51:17 > 0:51:19Georgia, where do you think on the silly-o-meter?
0:51:19 > 0:51:21- Do it again, do it again. - Do it again.
0:51:21 > 0:51:22- OK.- Pretty silly.
0:51:22 > 0:51:24- Silly con... Oh, no! - Yeah, silly con carne.
0:51:24 > 0:51:27- Silly con carne. - Silly con carne. OK, OK.
0:51:27 > 0:51:29- Shannon.- OK.
0:51:30 > 0:51:32- Oh!- That's pretty good. - Pretty silly!
0:51:32 > 0:51:34- That is silly. - Georgia, what did we go for?
0:51:34 > 0:51:36- I'm going for born in the Silly Isles.- Yes!
0:51:36 > 0:51:39- Born in the Silly Isles. - Beat that, Ed.
0:51:39 > 0:51:43- OK, Ed, can you go one step further and be really silly?- I think he can.
0:51:43 > 0:51:45- Ooh! Ooh!- Oh! Weird eye!
0:51:45 > 0:51:48- Yeah.- He's such a silly sausage.
0:51:48 > 0:51:50Yay! AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS
0:51:50 > 0:51:52Well done, Ed. Well done, Ed.
0:51:52 > 0:51:55OK, round two is silliest dance. Come on, Ben. You can do this.
0:51:55 > 0:51:58- MUSIC PLAYS - Whoa!- Oh, yeah!
0:51:58 > 0:52:01That's not a silly dance. That's a fantastic dance, my friend.
0:52:01 > 0:52:03- High-five.- Born in the Silly Isles.
0:52:03 > 0:52:06Well done, Georgia. OK, Shannon. Off you go. Come on.
0:52:06 > 0:52:10- MUSIC PLAYS - Oh, my hip cracked.
0:52:10 > 0:52:11- Oh, did it?- Yeah.
0:52:11 > 0:52:14- What do we think, Georgia? - Silly con carne. Not bad.
0:52:14 > 0:52:17- Sorry.- I'm such a bad dancer. I thought that was cool.
0:52:17 > 0:52:18Oh, thanks!
0:52:18 > 0:52:20- Can't wait for this then. - Here we go.
0:52:20 > 0:52:22MUSIC PLAYS
0:52:22 > 0:52:25Yeah, that's silly.
0:52:25 > 0:52:27- He's won it again.- Oh! - Such a silly sausage, Ed!
0:52:27 > 0:52:29AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS
0:52:29 > 0:52:31Can you make it a full sweep?
0:52:31 > 0:52:34Round three. We want to hear the silliest sound.
0:52:34 > 0:52:36- IMITATES GOLLUM:- Gollum just loves riddles!
0:52:36 > 0:52:38- AUDIENCE CHEERS - That's pretty silly.
0:52:38 > 0:52:41- Yeah, that's silly sausage. - It's a silly sausage.- Silly sausage.
0:52:41 > 0:52:43Well done. OK, Shannon, over to you.
0:52:43 > 0:52:45How am I supposed to compete with that?
0:52:45 > 0:52:47- You can do it. You can win, Shannon.- Come on.- OK.
0:52:47 > 0:52:50SHE GRUNTS
0:52:51 > 0:52:53Uh...
0:52:53 > 0:52:55- Silly con carne.- Unbelievable!
0:52:55 > 0:52:57- Ed, come on.- Clean sweep. Come on.
0:52:57 > 0:53:01HE BABBLES IN SQUEAKY VOICE
0:53:03 > 0:53:05That's pretty silly. That's pretty silly.
0:53:05 > 0:53:07Have we got it? Oh!
0:53:07 > 0:53:09Oh!
0:53:09 > 0:53:12OK, so, Shannon, unfortunately you didn't win a round.
0:53:12 > 0:53:14- No, you know, forget it. - Turn around. Turn around.
0:53:14 > 0:53:17- Face the wall.- Ben, you did really well. You got one.
0:53:17 > 0:53:19- Ed, you are the silliest man in the world.- Yay!
0:53:19 > 0:53:21Sillier than that sausage.
0:53:21 > 0:53:24You can turn back around, Shannon!
0:53:24 > 0:53:26That was a brilliant game. It's now time for this.
0:53:29 > 0:53:32Now, before Big Friday Wind-Up, we asked our studio audience
0:53:32 > 0:53:35which celebrities that they get mistaken for.
0:53:35 > 0:53:37- Shall we have a look?- Yeah? OK.
0:53:37 > 0:53:39First one, please. Let's have a look.
0:53:39 > 0:53:41I'm often told I look like...
0:53:43 > 0:53:44OK, we now want you to write down
0:53:44 > 0:53:47who you think that audience member looks like.
0:53:47 > 0:53:48- Go for it.- Who do you think?
0:53:48 > 0:53:50If you get it right, you get a point.
0:53:53 > 0:53:54- Oh!- OK.
0:53:54 > 0:53:56Write it down.
0:53:56 > 0:54:00OK, Maddie and Ruby are writing down. Shannon's writing down.
0:54:00 > 0:54:03- Oh, this is good. This is good. - Guys, you've written one down.
0:54:03 > 0:54:05What have you gone for? Show it to the camera.
0:54:05 > 0:54:07- Kate Middleton.- Ooh. OK.
0:54:07 > 0:54:10- Interesting. Don't worry about that. - That's all right.
0:54:10 > 0:54:12Shannon and Ed, what have you gone for?
0:54:12 > 0:54:15- What have you gone for? - Brooke Vincent from Corrie.
0:54:15 > 0:54:17- Ooh, OK.- Oh, yeah. - That's not a bad guess.
0:54:17 > 0:54:20All right, let's see if either one of you is right.
0:54:20 > 0:54:24I'm often told I look like Kate Middleton.
0:54:24 > 0:54:26- AUDIENCE CHEERS - Oh!
0:54:26 > 0:54:29- SAM LAUGHS - Shannon is not happy.
0:54:29 > 0:54:32Let me tell you something, she does look like Brooke Vincent.
0:54:32 > 0:54:35She does. She does look more like Brooke than Kate Middleton.
0:54:35 > 0:54:37- Shall we have a look at the next one?- Yeah.
0:54:37 > 0:54:39All right. All right.
0:54:39 > 0:54:41I am often told I look like...
0:54:43 > 0:54:44Ooh. Tricky one.
0:54:44 > 0:54:47Oh, the girls are writing it down straightaway.
0:54:47 > 0:54:48I thought you might know.
0:54:48 > 0:54:50- Oh, here we go. Ed's got an idea. - You write and I'll hold...
0:54:50 > 0:54:54- Come on, Ed. Come on, Ed, you silly sausage.- You hold the sausage.
0:54:54 > 0:54:55What do you think?
0:54:55 > 0:54:57Don't be a silly sausage!
0:54:57 > 0:54:59I'm sure everyone at home has got their own ideas.
0:54:59 > 0:55:01What are you thinking?
0:55:02 > 0:55:05OK, girls, what have you gone for?
0:55:05 > 0:55:07Roy Keane.
0:55:07 > 0:55:10What, the ex Man United-Nottingham Forest footballer Roy Keane?
0:55:10 > 0:55:13- BOTH:- Yes.- Wow.- Notts Forest football ground is over there.
0:55:13 > 0:55:15- No, that's Man United, mate.- OK.
0:55:15 > 0:55:19- OK, what are we going for? - Michael Sheen. Oh. Fantastic actor.
0:55:19 > 0:55:23The actor. OK. Let's have a look, see if either one of you is correct.
0:55:23 > 0:55:26I am often told I look like Roy Keane.
0:55:27 > 0:55:30AUDIENCE CHEERS Wow!
0:55:30 > 0:55:32Smashing it!
0:55:32 > 0:55:33- OK.- OK.- Yay!
0:55:33 > 0:55:35This is for pride, cos this is the last one.
0:55:35 > 0:55:40- Do we get half a point for rhyming with Michael Sheen?- No.
0:55:40 > 0:55:43No. You don't. Let's have a look at the next one.
0:55:43 > 0:55:46I'm often told I look like...
0:55:46 > 0:55:49- Ooh, tricky one. - Ooh, I think who I would know.
0:55:49 > 0:55:51- Quickly, quickly. - We've not got long left.
0:55:51 > 0:55:52Come on, guys. Write them down.
0:55:52 > 0:55:54What if I can't even think of anybody?
0:55:54 > 0:55:57- Well, you'll lose the game, Shannon. - Well, we've already lost.
0:55:57 > 0:55:59No, whoever gets this one wins. We didn't say that.
0:55:59 > 0:56:01- Oh, yeah. Sorry.- Oh, right.
0:56:01 > 0:56:03- Whoever gets this one wins the game. - OK, well, we've lost.
0:56:03 > 0:56:06Let's have a look. OK. Girls, what have you gone for?
0:56:06 > 0:56:07- BOTH:- Taylor Swift.
0:56:07 > 0:56:09- Taylor Swift.- Oh, that's a good one.
0:56:09 > 0:56:11All right. Let's have a look. What have you gone for?
0:56:11 > 0:56:13The Queen.
0:56:13 > 0:56:16- We've lost, anyway. - OK, let's see who's right.
0:56:16 > 0:56:17- In her youth.- In her youth. Nice.
0:56:17 > 0:56:20I'm often told I look like Taylor Swift.
0:56:21 > 0:56:23Yay! AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:56:23 > 0:56:25- Smashed it.- Three in a row! - Smashed it.
0:56:25 > 0:56:27Well done, Maddie and Ruby.
0:56:27 > 0:56:29You have played a blinder, you have.
0:56:29 > 0:56:31Well done. Unlucky. Unlucky, guys.
0:56:31 > 0:56:33Thank you to everybody that's been on the show today.
0:56:33 > 0:56:35- It's been wonderful. - It has indeed.- Really has.
0:56:35 > 0:56:38Right now, do you remember Colin from Big Friday Wind-Up
0:56:38 > 0:56:40- who sings with machines? - How could I forget him?
0:56:40 > 0:56:43Well, he's going to sing us out right now with a special guest -
0:56:43 > 0:56:45a machine. Take it away, Colin.
0:56:45 > 0:56:48MUSIC: Don't Go Breaking My Heart by Elton John & Kiki Dee
0:56:50 > 0:56:53'..to scan an item or press green to start.'
0:56:58 > 0:57:01# Don't go breaking my heart
0:57:01 > 0:57:03# I couldn't if I tried
0:57:05 > 0:57:08# Oh, honey, if I get restless
0:57:08 > 0:57:11# Baby, you're not that kind
0:57:11 > 0:57:13'Please wait for assistance.'
0:57:13 > 0:57:14Here we go!
0:57:14 > 0:57:15# Ooh-hoo
0:57:17 > 0:57:21- # And nobody knows it - Nobody knows it
0:57:21 > 0:57:24# Right from the start I gave you my heart
0:57:24 > 0:57:27'Unexpected item in bagging area.'
0:57:27 > 0:57:31# I gave you my heart
0:57:31 > 0:57:32'Did you use any of your own bags?'
0:57:32 > 0:57:35# So don't go breaking my heart
0:57:35 > 0:57:36Whoo!
0:57:36 > 0:57:38# I won't go breaking your heart
0:57:38 > 0:57:40'Please wait for assistance.'
0:57:40 > 0:57:42# Don't go breaking my heart
0:57:42 > 0:57:45# Don't go breaking my heart
0:57:45 > 0:57:46- 'Please wait for assistance.'- Yay!
0:57:46 > 0:57:49AUDIENCE CLAPS AND CHEERS
0:57:49 > 0:57:51Well done, mate! Well done.