Bars & Melody

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05'Why is this man sweating?

0:00:05 > 0:00:07'Why is this woman shaking?

0:00:09 > 0:00:13'And what on earth is going on between these two?

0:00:13 > 0:00:16'Welcome to the show where no-one is safe.

0:00:16 > 0:00:20'It's Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up!'

0:00:20 > 0:00:22APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:37 > 0:00:40'Here they are. It's Sam and Mark!'

0:00:40 > 0:00:44APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:01:01 > 0:01:04- BOTH:- Oh! Welcome to the weekend!

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Woo! Oh, yeah!

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Boy, do we have a great show for you.

0:01:08 > 0:01:13In a moment, we will be giving someone here the chance to fly.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14AUDIENCE: Ooh!

0:01:14 > 0:01:18We'll also be punishing the UK's most embarrassing parents

0:01:18 > 0:01:22and playing a game of karesoakie, which is exactly like it sounds.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24AUDIENCE: Ooh!

0:01:24 > 0:01:27And find out what happened when we took our hidden cameras to Newcastle

0:01:27 > 0:01:30for a game of In Yer House with a difference.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Sit on it, sit on it.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Sit on it.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Come on. You can do it. Really fast, really fast

0:01:37 > 0:01:40so it makes a really loud noise.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41LOUD PARP

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- I'm not looking forward to watching that one.- It's so good.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48And on top of all that, we have music from Bars and Melody.

0:01:48 > 0:01:49APPLAUSE

0:01:49 > 0:01:51- Friends of the show.- Indeed. - Friends of the show.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54But right now, remember, on this show, no-one is safe.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57That's right. We know everything about every single one of you.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59For example...

0:01:59 > 0:02:03Ruby, you are an expert body popper. Go on, then, show us.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Ooh, yeah!- That's really good! - Really good.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10Theo, we know that you can do a Mexican wave with your belly.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Come on, Theo, give us a Mexican wave.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16That's awesome!

0:02:16 > 0:02:20And, Summer, you love gymnastics and your idol is Beth Tweddle.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Well, look behind you.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Look behind you. It's only Beth Tweddle and...

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Team GB gymnast Nile Wilson!

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Lovely to have you here.- What do you think about that, Summer?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Hi.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39- Aww!- Oh, and, Summer, if you thought that was good,

0:02:39 > 0:02:41wait until you hear what they have got in store for you.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42Tell her, Beth.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Me and Nile are going to do a masterclass with you upstairs

0:02:45 > 0:02:49and then you're going to come back later and perform for everyone.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51- Ooh!- You're going to do a gymnastic routine

0:02:51 > 0:02:54right on this studio floor. How do you feel about that?

0:02:54 > 0:02:56- Good.- Are you excited? - Yeah.- Beautiful.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58All right, well, you've got the rest of the show to prepare,

0:02:58 > 0:03:00so it's time to get ready.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Let's hear it once again for Summer, Beth Tweddle and Nile Wilson.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Off you go.- See you later, guys! CHEERING

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- Go and get ready. - Aww, that's nice.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Do your stretches, you've got to stretch.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Yeah, you've got to stretch, mate. Do your stretch.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Right, now to find our next target.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Will everyone here please stand up?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Right, OK, everyone has stood up. Thank you.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27Now, sit down if you're not obsessed with Beyonce.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30That's quite a lot.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33I'd have thought everybody would have stayed stood up, to be honest!

0:03:33 > 0:03:36OK, sit down if you're not obsessed with Beyonce

0:03:36 > 0:03:39and you're not obsessed with planes.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- OK.- OK, OK.- We've got two people left.- We've got two people left.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48- This is interesting.- Well, sit down if you're not obsessed with Beyonce,

0:03:48 > 0:03:52not obsessed with planes and you can't play the trumpet.

0:03:53 > 0:03:54Would you believe it?

0:03:54 > 0:03:57We've got two people who can play the trumpet.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00- It's impressive stuff, OK.- OK, we need to narrow it down again.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Please sit down if you're not obsessed with Beyonce,

0:04:02 > 0:04:04not obsessed with planes,

0:04:04 > 0:04:05can't play the trumpet

0:04:05 > 0:04:08and your name isn't Bradley.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Sit yourself down, love.- OK, Bradley, stay right where you are,

0:04:11 > 0:04:12we're coming to you!

0:04:12 > 0:04:15APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Hiya, Bradley, you can sit down now. You can sit down!

0:04:20 > 0:04:23That would've been so awkward if your name was Bradley.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26What a coincidence. How are you doing, Bradley?

0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Good.- Excellent.- Fantastic. Now, why do you like Beyonce so much?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Bit of a stupid question, but I'm going to ask you anyway.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34- Cos I like her songs. - Yeah, they are awesome, aren't they?

0:04:34 > 0:04:35She's a class act, isn't she, Beyonce?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38And what's your obsession with planes, then, what's all that about?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- I want to be a pilot when I'm older. - Oh, nice! OK.- Oh, cool.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44OK, well, while you're here we might as well hear you play the trumpet.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46- Yeah, that's true.- Cos you love playing the trumpet, don't you?

0:04:46 > 0:04:48So, we need a trumpet. Shall we give...?

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Oh, look at that, as if by magic. - Wow, I can't believe that happened!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Could you give us a little note on the trumpet?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Here we go, Bradley, go on, lad.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58SHORT, WEAK NOTE

0:04:59 > 0:05:02I want to hear that again, do it again, do it again.

0:05:02 > 0:05:03Oh, beautiful.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05- I mean, you are so good, Bradley, so good.- So good.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Well done, Bradley. Listen, I reckon you deserve to win some prizes,

0:05:08 > 0:05:12so let's play a game that combines your love of Beyonce

0:05:12 > 0:05:14- with your love of planes. - It can't be done.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16At last, we can do it. Come with us as we play...

0:05:16 > 0:05:19- BOTH:- Above and Beyonce. Come on.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Welcome to Diva International Airport.

0:05:27 > 0:05:32Now, Bradley, you are its latest pilot flying for Air Beyonce.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36The trouble is, Beyonce has a lot of airline competitors

0:05:36 > 0:05:38- and she ain't happy about it. - No, she's not.

0:05:38 > 0:05:43There is Jamie flying for Nicole Scherzinger Air.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Rubin flying for Madonna Tours.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49Holly is flying for Lady Gaga International.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Harry flying for Mariah Carey Continental.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54And Emily is flying for Sia Travel.

0:05:54 > 0:05:59Now, Beyonce wants you, Bradley, to destroy those rival airlines

0:05:59 > 0:06:05by popping the balloons on the back of each plane in just 45 seconds.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Now, for every one that you pop,

0:06:07 > 0:06:09you'll win a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12AUDIENCE: Ooh!

0:06:12 > 0:06:13So, Bradley...

0:06:13 > 0:06:15# What do you think about that? #

0:06:15 > 0:06:17- Great.- Great! Nice, awesome.

0:06:17 > 0:06:22Hey, but, Bradley... But, Bradley, don't expect an easy flight though,

0:06:22 > 0:06:27because if any of these divas get through that 45 seconds

0:06:27 > 0:06:29without having their balloon popped,

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- they will win the prize for themselves.- What a twist.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34So, Bradley...

0:06:34 > 0:06:36# What do you think about that? #

0:06:36 > 0:06:38It's terrible if they get prizes.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Yes.- It's terrible. - He sounds like you.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43He does, he sounds just like me, it's great. OK.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Today's flight time is 45 seconds.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Three, two, one - take off.- Go on!

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Oh, here we go, here we go.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Oh, he's on the tail of Lady Gaga International.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Wait, he's changed his mind, he's changed his mind.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02He's now on Nicole Scherzinger Air!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05It's difficult. They're fast, these planes!

0:07:05 > 0:07:06SAM LAUGHS

0:07:08 > 0:07:11POP

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Madonna, you're out. Keep going, keep going.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16That's two.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Mariah Carey Continental, you're going to get it.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19Oh, come on!

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Sia, Sia Travel? SEE YA later travel.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Oh, here we go. Come on.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27- What's happening? - There's not long left.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30- Two more, two more! - Hold on.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31You've got five seconds left.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Three...

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Oh!

0:07:35 > 0:07:37BUZZER Safe!

0:07:37 > 0:07:39- Come over here.- Come on, Bradley.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Mariah Carey, that was close.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Wowsers.- Hey, very good though, very good.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47And you managed to pop three of the balloons,

0:07:47 > 0:07:50which means you get three prices from the Wind-Up prize stash.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Well done. - APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:07:53 > 0:07:54And well done to Harry and Emily

0:07:54 > 0:07:56because your balloons weren't popped.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58You win a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash too.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01- APPLAUSE AND CHEERING - Well done, guys.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05But, Bradley, we are now giving you the chance to win something else.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Tonight's star prize -

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- a flight simulator experience.- Ooh. - Oh, yeah.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- How much do you want that? - A lot.- A lot.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15- Well, come fly with us. - Come on, let's go.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18APPLAUSE

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Right, Bradley, here is the situation.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Beyonce's main rival, Adele,

0:08:22 > 0:08:25isn't happy with the success of Air Beyonce.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Beyonce wants your help to fight back against Adele.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31To destroy her you must get three balls to stick to any targets

0:08:31 > 0:08:34- on her plane.- You'll have just 30 seconds to do it in,

0:08:34 > 0:08:36but you won't be in the plane on your own

0:08:36 > 0:08:40because you can choose either me or Mark to be your co-pilot

0:08:40 > 0:08:41and help you out.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44- So who's it going to be, me or Mark? - Mark, please.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46- OK.- Yeah, boy!- Mark, you get yourself in there.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48OK. I need my goggles and my hat first.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Of course you do, mate, safety first and all that.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53OK. Let's have a look. Have a look.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56- All right, let's do this. - Looking good, mate, looking good.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57Get in the plane, get in the plane.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Mind Beyonce. Right, OK, get in position, guys.- Come on.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07MARK MIMICS PLANE ENGINE

0:09:07 > 0:09:11Sounds a bit more like a car, that, but all right.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13- Right, lads, are you ready? - We're ready!- Yeah.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Excellent. Remember, you've only got to get three balls on target.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19The best of luck. In three, two, one - pelt Adele!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22That's one!

0:09:22 > 0:09:23Oh, that's two!

0:09:23 > 0:09:25MUSIC: The Dam Busters March

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Oh, nearly, nearly! Keep going.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30- Terrible.- Come on!

0:09:30 > 0:09:31It's stuck to her arm,

0:09:31 > 0:09:34it's going to go on the target.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Come a bit closer if you need to.

0:09:35 > 0:09:39- Get close.- Oh, nearly! Get the middle one!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Nearly, come on!

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Oh, be better!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Aim for the closer one!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Yeah!

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Fly back home! Fly back home!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Yay!

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Nice work.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08And, Bradley, that means that you have won that flight experience.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Yeah! - APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:10:12 > 0:10:13So, Bradley...

0:10:13 > 0:10:15# What do you think about that? #

0:10:15 > 0:10:16- Amazing.- Amazing!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Let's hear it once again for Bradley and all our flying divas.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26- APPLAUSE - Well done, mate, excellent work.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28I'm Leona Vaughan off Wolfblood

0:10:28 > 0:10:30and Big Friday Wind-Up always makes me howl.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32But not with laughter. Never laughter.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39'Ladies and gentlemen, tonight on the Wind-Up Wheel,

0:10:39 > 0:10:42'Nile Wilson!'

0:10:42 > 0:10:44APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Nile, lovely to have you, how are you doing, buddy?- I'm very well.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50- How are you?- Excellent. Yeah, very well, thanks for asking.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Now, before we go any further, have you got your Olympic medal on you?

0:10:53 > 0:10:55- I've got it in my pocket, yeah. - Can we have a look?- Ooh!

0:10:55 > 0:10:59- Course you can.- Look at that. Can I touch it?- Yeah.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01APPLAUSE

0:11:01 > 0:11:03- SAM AND MARK:- Ahhh.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Look at that, that's amazing, isn't it?- Awesome. Awesome!

0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Can I wear it?- Course you can, yeah. - Yes! Baggy wearing it.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13# Ahhhh! #

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Look at that. Hey, it's got some weight about it, hasn't it?

0:11:16 > 0:11:19- Yeah.- Nice weight. You wouldn't know, you're not wearing it.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Now, like we said on this show, no-one is safe,

0:11:22 > 0:11:24even our Olympic medallists.

0:11:25 > 0:11:30Which is why Nile is risking his health on this rickety old wheel.

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Isn't that right, Nile?

0:11:31 > 0:11:34I'm excited but I feel like I'm in the dentist's chair, actually.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36- It looks a bit like that. - To be fair, though, as a gymnast,

0:11:36 > 0:11:39- you're used to spinning around all the time.- Yeah, you'll be fine.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41- You'll be all right, mate. - Here's how it works.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43We will be spinning Nile around until he's dizzy, sick

0:11:43 > 0:11:45or possibly much worse.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46He could land on any of these categories,

0:11:46 > 0:11:48but he has no idea what's in store for him.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52- Yes. So, Nile, are you ready? - Let's do it.- All right.

0:11:52 > 0:11:53Because it's time to...

0:11:53 > 0:11:55- ALL:- Wind up that wheel!

0:12:01 > 0:12:02Stop that wheel.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07- Ooh, it's landed on forfeit.- Oh, no.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08Oh, do you know what?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10This forfeit should be pretty easy for you, Nile.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13- We want you to walk on your hands. - Ah.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16- Come on, stand here, mate. - I don't know if I can do that.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19Be careful. Yeah, don't hurt yourself. That would be terrible.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Do you want me to walk down the stairs on my hands?

0:12:22 > 0:12:23Don't do that!

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Health and safety have gone mad over there.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Yeah, you do your thing. You do your thing.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34APPLAUSE

0:12:34 > 0:12:36That's plenty!

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Oh, come on!

0:12:41 > 0:12:44- What a ledge! What a ledge! Take a seat.- Brilliant.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Oh, I was dizzy just watching that, to be fair.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Hey, Nile, have you been working out?- I think so.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53- How much do you bench? - All right, calm down.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56- More than you. - Yeah, more than me, mate.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58All right, it's time to...

0:12:58 > 0:13:00- ALL:- Wind up that wheel!

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Yeah.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Stop that wheel!

0:13:07 > 0:13:10- Oh, what's it landed on? - Audience question.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11Oh, audience question, OK.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15So, Nile, an audience member is going to be chosen at random

0:13:15 > 0:13:19and they can ask you any question they want and you must answer.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22So, it's time to find our random audience member.

0:13:23 > 0:13:27- Oh, it's you, love. - It's you, love.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Oh, it's you. What's your name, love?

0:13:29 > 0:13:31- Steph.- Hi, Steph, what's your question for Nile?

0:13:31 > 0:13:36Any question in the world? Ever. He's an Olympian.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38So, your question is...

0:13:38 > 0:13:41- What's your favourite food? - Brilliant.- Brilliant.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46My favourite food is steak and chips.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48OOH. It's not, it's quiche.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51- Oh.- It is quiche. - It's always quiche.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Oh, yeah, you're right, you're right.

0:13:53 > 0:13:54OK, it's time to...

0:13:54 > 0:13:56- ALL:- Wind up that wheel!

0:14:01 > 0:14:03OK, stop that wheel.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09- Ooh, "dance like". OK.- Oh, no.

0:14:09 > 0:14:15Nile, we would like you to dance like a tortoise doing the conga,

0:14:15 > 0:14:18but halfway through you realise you haven't locked the front porch.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21- We've all been there. - Come back down here, Nile.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Say that again?

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- A tortoise?- What, you didn't get it the first time?

0:14:26 > 0:14:29A tortoise doing the conga but halfway through you realise

0:14:29 > 0:14:31you haven't locked the front porch.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Music, please.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35CONGA MUSIC PLAYS

0:14:47 > 0:14:50- I think we're all thinking that, mate.- We're all thinking that.

0:14:50 > 0:14:51- Go sit down.- Go sit down.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54- He gave it a good go, though. - He gave it a good go, though.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56How are you feeling after all that spinning, mate?

0:14:56 > 0:14:58- A little dizzy, yeah. - Oh, you've been brilliant.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00You have been great. Thank you so much.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Nile Wilson.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Take your medal with you, buddy. Thank you so much.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10- Aw!- He looks a bit unsteady. - CRASHING

0:15:10 > 0:15:11- Ooh! - CRASHING

0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Ooh!- There was no crash mat there, was there?- No.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17- I'm sure he's fine now.- I'm sure he's fine.- I'm sure he's fine.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Anyway, right now it's time to meet some more of our friends.

0:15:20 > 0:15:21It's Oisin and Finn.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24APPLAUSE

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Hey, nice to see you again, lads.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28All right, lads? Are you enjoying the show?

0:15:28 > 0:15:30- Yeah.- Fantastic. Lovely to have you here.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32It is indeed. Now, not so long ago

0:15:32 > 0:15:35we took our hidden cameras to these guys' house

0:15:35 > 0:15:36for a game of In Yer House.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Only this time things were a bit different from usual, weren't they?

0:15:39 > 0:15:42- They were, weren't they? - Don't look at me like that!

0:15:42 > 0:15:44We're not going to give anything away just now

0:15:44 > 0:15:48- but all will become clear very soon. Won't it, Sam?- Yes, it will.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51All right, Oisin and Finn, do the honours.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Look down camera three for us.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55- BOTH:- Run VT.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59'You are entering the world of In Yer House Extreme,

0:15:59 > 0:16:02'an elite undercover task force charged with winding up the nation.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05'The objective is to complete a series of challenges

0:16:05 > 0:16:06'in viewers' homes.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08'The routes are more dangerous with more rooms

0:16:08 > 0:16:11'and each task is now decided on the toss of a coin.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14'Agent Rhodes, you will be manning mission control.

0:16:14 > 0:16:18'Agent Nixon, your accomplice is waiting for you at today's location.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21'You must both proceed there immediately.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23'And remember, don't get caught.'

0:16:27 > 0:16:29What are you having for your tea tonight, Oisin?

0:16:29 > 0:16:32- I think I'm having pasta.- Ooh. I love a bit of pasta.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Agents, attention, please.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Agent Oisin, will you be Agent Nixon's accomplice

0:16:36 > 0:16:38in this In Yer House Extreme mission today?

0:16:38 > 0:16:41- I was born ready for this. - Excellent attitude.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43This is today's target, Finn.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46And am I right in making that this is your brother?

0:16:46 > 0:16:47Spot on, Agent Rhodes.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Agent Nixon, this is the target's house.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52I would like you to enter the house

0:16:52 > 0:16:56and hide behind the door of the music room at the top of the stairs.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58- Do you understand?- I understand.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00This is the coin of destiny.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Before each task, I want you to flip this coin.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05If it lands on your face, your task will be a simple one.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08If it lands on my face, your task will become more difficult.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10- Understand?- I think I've got that.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14I'll just put it in my pocket.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15This is your survival kit.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Please do not open this kit until I give you instructions to do so.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21- Understood.- Agent Oisin, will you help distract the target

0:17:21 > 0:17:23and help Agent Nixon get in and out of the house

0:17:23 > 0:17:25without being discovered?

0:17:25 > 0:17:27- Of course I will. - One final question.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Agent Nixon, are you ready for this challenge?

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Do penguins have feathers?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34I don't know. Do penguins have feathers?

0:17:34 > 0:17:37I don't know, actually, do they? Anyway, yes, I am ready.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39- Good. Because target's approaching. - Let's do this.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42But before I go, seriously, do penguins have feathers?

0:17:42 > 0:17:44LAUGHTER

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Agent Nixon. Good luck. Get in there, do the challenges,

0:17:47 > 0:17:49- get back out.- I will.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52Are you going to...? Get out!

0:17:55 > 0:17:56Ow!

0:18:06 > 0:18:09(Creaky stairs.)

0:18:09 > 0:18:11OK, Agent Nixon,

0:18:11 > 0:18:14your first task is to inflate a whoopee cushion

0:18:14 > 0:18:17that is inside your survival kit.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19I want you to flip the coin of destiny.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21If it lands on your face,

0:18:21 > 0:18:26then you will inflate a normal-sized whoopee cushion and then sit on it.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28If it lands on my face,

0:18:28 > 0:18:32you will inflate a giant whoopee cushion and deflate that one.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Mark.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38- Is it my face? - It's your face.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Brilliant. OK, you're right above the kitchen

0:18:41 > 0:18:44so be extra careful, because they might hear you.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48I'm guessing it's that one.

0:18:48 > 0:18:49Oh, my goodness.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51MARK LAUGHS

0:19:01 > 0:19:03- OK, come on. Keep moving. - It's massive!

0:19:03 > 0:19:06Come on, come on. Sit on it. Sit on it.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Sit on it. Come on.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10You can do it. Really fast, really fast.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12So it makes a really loud noise.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14LOUD PARP

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Has he heard you?

0:19:24 > 0:19:25OK.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29I've ripped it.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31That's OK. It's OK that you've ripped it.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33You've done the challenge. Well done.

0:19:33 > 0:19:37You must now move across the hall into Oisin's bedroom.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Once you're there, shut the door

0:19:39 > 0:19:43and hide under Finn's bed on the left-hand side. Do you understand?

0:19:43 > 0:19:45- Yes.- OK, brilliant.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48When you go out the door, it's the second on the right.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02(It was the third on the right, just so you know.)

0:20:02 > 0:20:06OK, I do apologise giving you duff information there.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08- That's not helped.- It's really not.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09Hide under Finn's bed.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Right, your next task.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16In your survival kit you'll find a phone.

0:20:16 > 0:20:20What I want you to do is phone your lovely brother Paul.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22SAM LAUGHS

0:20:22 > 0:20:24You will flip the coin of destiny.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26If it lands on your face,

0:20:26 > 0:20:29I want you to ask your brother what annoys him about you.

0:20:29 > 0:20:34If it lands on my face, what five things annoy him about you.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36- OK.- Flip the coin first.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40- 'Mark.'- Your face.

0:20:40 > 0:20:44- Give him a ring.- OK. - Come on, get it done!

0:20:44 > 0:20:46It's ringing. It's ringing.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49- 'Hello?' - Hiya, Paul.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Me and Mark playing In Yer House.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Oh, less of the pleasantries, just get on with the challenge.

0:20:53 > 0:20:57I need to ask you five things that annoy you about me.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59'Ringing me on a school day.'

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Ringing you on a school day. That's one.

0:21:02 > 0:21:03'Some of us have got proper jobs.'

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Some of us have got proper jobs, yeah. Good one. What else?

0:21:05 > 0:21:07I need four more.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08INAUDIBLE

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Cooking my rubbish food, OK.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13'Drinking pop and swilling the pop in your mouth.'

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Drinking pop and swilling pop in me mouth. OK, yeah.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Good one, good one. Two more. You need to be really quick.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21It annoys you that I make me Christmas cake.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24- One more, one more. Come on, hurry up!- I need one more.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Sam, you need to...

0:21:26 > 0:21:27LOUD SINGING FROM PHONE

0:21:27 > 0:21:29I put him on speaker!

0:21:29 > 0:21:30He put him on loudspeaker! Oh, no!

0:21:30 > 0:21:32He gave me one more.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34He said that he didn't like that we had a number one single.

0:21:34 > 0:21:38OK, well, a lot of people think that. OK, well done. Well done.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42STATIC

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Sam, just sit tight. Sam, sit tight.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46We're just having a couple of issues with cameras.

0:21:46 > 0:21:47(OK.)

0:21:47 > 0:21:50You're going to read this to camera, not to Sam.

0:21:50 > 0:21:55Agent Rhodes, today's In Yer House is about to take a dramatic twist.

0:21:55 > 0:22:00Agent Nixon is currently hiding in Oisin and Finn's house,

0:22:00 > 0:22:04but what he isn't aware of is that the whole family know he's there.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06They are all in on it.

0:22:06 > 0:22:11In Yer House just got more extreme as we turn the tables on Sam.

0:22:11 > 0:22:15How long will he stay in the house for without knowing what's going on?

0:22:15 > 0:22:17We're about to find out.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19STATIC Aggh! Oh, no!

0:22:21 > 0:22:24(Which channel were we on?)

0:22:24 > 0:22:27OK, I'm guessing you can't hear me, so I'm going to go to channel two.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Are you on channel three?

0:22:33 > 0:22:36This is amazing! This is amazing - all of the family are leaving.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39All the family are going to get out.

0:22:39 > 0:22:40Oh, poor Sam.

0:22:43 > 0:22:44SCREECHING FROM RADIO

0:22:47 > 0:22:50SCREECHING FROM RADIO

0:22:50 > 0:22:52(What's happening?)

0:22:52 > 0:22:53Come in. Come in.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Let's see how long Sam stays in there for.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Hello, what's happening?

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Sam, it looks like we've got a couple of the cameras back.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05- Can you hear me, mate?- Yes, I can hear you. Can you hear me?

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Your next challenge is...

0:23:11 > 0:23:13- You hear me?- No.- It was...

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Not...wha...

0:23:17 > 0:23:19What?

0:23:19 > 0:23:20If you can get...

0:23:20 > 0:23:22INTERFERENCE

0:23:22 > 0:23:24Look at his face!

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Finn's upstairs but...

0:23:26 > 0:23:27He's coming...!

0:23:34 > 0:23:35He's doing a great job of hiding.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37He is doing a great job at hiding, isn't he?

0:23:39 > 0:23:40I can see you. I can see you.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43- OK.- OK, mate, we've got all cameras now.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46- Your next challenge, you need to flip the coin.- Yeah.

0:23:46 > 0:23:50If it lands on your face, you need to do ten push-ups.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52- OK.- If it lands on my face,

0:23:52 > 0:23:55you need to do press ups until we tell you to stop.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Oh, my goodness me.

0:23:57 > 0:23:58Ow!

0:24:01 > 0:24:02OK, flip the coin.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08- 'Sam.'- My face!

0:24:08 > 0:24:09Oh!

0:24:09 > 0:24:11- OK.- That means ten push-ups.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Hold on, mate. Hold on, mate. We've lost cameras again.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21No, wait there. OK, we've got you. Just ten.

0:24:25 > 0:24:29We've lost cameras again, mate. Stop, stop, stop, stop! I'm sorry.

0:24:29 > 0:24:30You're winding me up here.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32What are you on about?

0:24:32 > 0:24:34You're not that good an actor.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Do it now. We've got all cameras now. We're all right.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46- Don't talk to him. - Don't talk to him.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00What am I doing now?

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Look at him. Look at his little face!

0:25:04 > 0:25:06- Look at his little face!- Hello?

0:25:07 > 0:25:10Hello! He's saying hello.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13- Oh, where's he going?- Let's see... Let's see what he does.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15- Let's see what he does, yeah. - Don't talk to him.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17- See what he does. - He's looking outside.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20MARK LAUGHS

0:25:28 > 0:25:30(Can you hear me?)

0:25:30 > 0:25:31MARK STIFLES HIGH-PITCHED LAUGH

0:25:31 > 0:25:35Yes, we can. Yes, we can, but we're just ignoring you.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43MARK LAUGHS What's happening?

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Should I leave?

0:25:46 > 0:25:49It's probably for the best, mate, to be honest.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Oh, he's going, he's going. He's going! He's leaving.

0:25:55 > 0:25:56Hello?

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Hello?

0:26:07 > 0:26:10- Can you see me? - We can see him, can't we, lads?

0:26:10 > 0:26:12- Yeah.- We're just ignoring him.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15He's coming downstairs. He's coming downstairs.

0:26:15 > 0:26:19He's coming, he's coming downstairs.

0:26:19 > 0:26:20They're not in there.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Yes, you're right, they're not in there.

0:26:23 > 0:26:24OK.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29He's going back to the van. OK, shh, shh!

0:26:46 > 0:26:47Got you!

0:26:51 > 0:26:52- Come on in.- What?!

0:26:52 > 0:26:54In Yer House...

0:26:54 > 0:26:55more like In Yer Van!

0:26:55 > 0:26:57What?!

0:26:57 > 0:27:00Oh, man! Look at you!

0:27:00 > 0:27:02I was petrified in there!

0:27:02 > 0:27:05I was like, "Should I just stay here forever?"

0:27:06 > 0:27:10- Oh, were you both in on this? - Yeah!- Everybody knew.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Oh, man!

0:27:12 > 0:27:14He's usually really good at finding things out,

0:27:14 > 0:27:16but he didn't find out today, did you?

0:27:16 > 0:27:18APPLAUSE

0:27:18 > 0:27:22Look at his little face! He hates it. He hates it!

0:27:22 > 0:27:24You're all scamps!

0:27:24 > 0:27:26You were so good at that. So good at that.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29Oh, what I loved is when you were tapping the bed.

0:27:29 > 0:27:30It was like... You said to me after...

0:27:30 > 0:27:32You said, "I thought somebody was in there."

0:27:32 > 0:27:35Yeah, it was really terrifying because, at that point, like,

0:27:35 > 0:27:37it went completely deadly silent.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40You weren't speaking to me, I could tell that you guys weren't around,

0:27:40 > 0:27:42it was so quiet. And I looked over at your bed...

0:27:42 > 0:27:45One of your beds, and it looked like somebody was in the bed.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48And I was like, "Oh, my goodness!" So I had to tap the bed.

0:27:48 > 0:27:51- It was really, really terrifying. - Oh, man.- But the thing is,

0:27:51 > 0:27:54you boys knew about this before even Mark knew about it, didn't you?

0:27:54 > 0:27:56- Yeah.- Did you...? How much have you enjoyed that?

0:27:56 > 0:27:58So much! So much.

0:27:58 > 0:28:00Do you know what? Not many people can get me.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02I'm very hard at being got, aren't I?

0:28:02 > 0:28:03Yes, I'm the gullible one.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06He's usually, like, you know, a detective and knows everything.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08So to get him, you really need to be good.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11You could have your own agency, guys. You really could.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13How does that make you feel that you got me good?

0:28:13 > 0:28:18It makes me feel like one of the best pranksters ever.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20Nice work. And, Mum and Dad, well done again.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22- Well done. I can't believe it. - Fantastic.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24- Well, you've been fantastic sports...- Yeah.

0:28:24 > 0:28:26..and you're not going to go home empty-handed, of course not.

0:28:26 > 0:28:29So we're going to be giving you these In Yer House spy pens.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31Ohhh! Very nice.

0:28:31 > 0:28:34And because you did such a good job of winding Sam up here...

0:28:34 > 0:28:36Look at his face again. I just love it.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39We're giving you some spy watches as well.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42- Excellent stuff.- OK, give it up for Oisin and Finn, everyone.

0:28:42 > 0:28:44APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:28:44 > 0:28:46Right now, though, here's what else is coming up on tonight's

0:28:46 > 0:28:48Big Friday Wind-Up.

0:28:48 > 0:28:50Oh, the shame. The shame!

0:28:50 > 0:28:52It's the School of Shame.

0:28:52 > 0:28:56Summer gives her Olympian performance just before Ball Fall.

0:28:56 > 0:28:58Plus, we've got music from Bars and Melody.

0:29:01 > 0:29:04Now it's time to play the game that combines our two favourite things,

0:29:04 > 0:29:06music and a bit of mess.

0:29:06 > 0:29:07All will be explained very soon.

0:29:07 > 0:29:10But, first, let's find out who's playing tonight.

0:29:10 > 0:29:11Will it be this person?

0:29:11 > 0:29:15# Whoa, we're halfway there!

0:29:15 > 0:29:18# Wo-oh, livin' on a prayer! #

0:29:18 > 0:29:20Yes! Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22Will it be these two?

0:29:22 > 0:29:26# So I guess that's why they call it the blues

0:29:26 > 0:29:31# Time on my hands could be time spent with you... #

0:29:31 > 0:29:32Nice!

0:29:34 > 0:29:35Don't worry, it won't be any of you.

0:29:35 > 0:29:36Here's who's playing tonight.

0:29:38 > 0:29:43It is Ella's family from Cambridgeshire!

0:29:43 > 0:29:46But who will they face?

0:29:46 > 0:29:49It's Connor's family from Ipswich!

0:29:51 > 0:29:53Teams, come on down as we play...

0:29:53 > 0:29:55Karasoake!

0:29:58 > 0:30:02Welcome to the game. It's basically karaoke that with added H2O.

0:30:02 > 0:30:04One member of each team will attempt to sing

0:30:04 > 0:30:06while the other team soaks them through.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09Whoever gets the most lyrics out correctly is the winner.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12OK, Ella, who's on your team?

0:30:12 > 0:30:15My friend Libby and my friend Freya and my mum Laura.

0:30:15 > 0:30:17And your nominated singer is?

0:30:17 > 0:30:19My mum.

0:30:19 > 0:30:23Laura, why do you think you've been chosen as our Karasoake singer?

0:30:23 > 0:30:25Because I'm definitely an embarrassing singer.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27Give us a note, then. Give us a note.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29Let's see how embarrassing you can be.

0:30:29 > 0:30:31# A-a-ah! #

0:30:31 > 0:30:32There is nothing embarrassing about that.

0:30:32 > 0:30:34That was beautiful.

0:30:34 > 0:30:36- Really nice.- The tone was just crisp.

0:30:36 > 0:30:38OK, Connor, who's on your team?

0:30:38 > 0:30:41My friend Logan, my brother Miles and my dad Priya.

0:30:41 > 0:30:42Excellent. And who's your nominated singer?

0:30:42 > 0:30:44- My dad.- Priya.

0:30:44 > 0:30:46OK, why have you chosen Priya?

0:30:46 > 0:30:49Because he's a very embarrassing singer, especially in the car.

0:30:49 > 0:30:52Oh, really? He's a car singer. We've got a car singer on our hands.

0:30:52 > 0:30:54- Oh, no!- All right, let's hear a note, Priya.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56La-a-a-a!

0:30:56 > 0:30:58Ooh!

0:30:58 > 0:31:00I like that! Both very operatic.

0:31:00 > 0:31:01I like it. Here we go.

0:31:01 > 0:31:06Laura, please make your way onto the Karasoake stage and, Connor's team,

0:31:06 > 0:31:08go and select your soakers.

0:31:08 > 0:31:10Now, while they do that, Laura,

0:31:10 > 0:31:12we've got two songs for you to choose from.

0:31:12 > 0:31:15We've got either Counting Stars by OneRepublic...

0:31:15 > 0:31:18A great tune. Or Reet Petite by Jackie Wilson.

0:31:20 > 0:31:22I'm going to take Reet Petite.

0:31:22 > 0:31:24- I've never heard of the first song. - LAUGHTER

0:31:24 > 0:31:26That's fair enough, then.

0:31:26 > 0:31:28OK, there are 100 words in the section of this song.

0:31:28 > 0:31:31You need to clearly sing as many as you can while you're getting soaked,

0:31:31 > 0:31:33even if the words are repeated.

0:31:33 > 0:31:35We need every single one.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37- Are you ready?- I'm ready.

0:31:37 > 0:31:39- Brilliant.- Soakers, are you ready?

0:31:39 > 0:31:41SOAKERS: Yes! Miles is well ready, isn't he?

0:31:41 > 0:31:43- He's looking forward to this.- Yeah.

0:31:43 > 0:31:45In that case, let Karasoake commence.

0:31:45 > 0:31:48MUSIC: Reet Petite by Jackie Wilson

0:32:32 > 0:32:33I can't see!

0:32:49 > 0:32:51KLAXON

0:32:51 > 0:32:54Hold your fire! Hold your fire!

0:32:55 > 0:32:57Wow.

0:32:57 > 0:32:58Laura, well done.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00- That was a hard.- You could have won that.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02OK, I can tell you - you sang...

0:33:06 > 0:33:0750 words correctly.

0:33:07 > 0:33:10- Nice!- Respectable. Very respectable.

0:33:10 > 0:33:12What have you got to say to your soakers?

0:33:12 > 0:33:15They're going to get your dad worse!

0:33:16 > 0:33:17- Fighting talk!- I like it!

0:33:17 > 0:33:19Well, it's time to find out.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21Priya, if you'd like to come onto the stage.

0:33:21 > 0:33:22Laura, if you'd like to step down.

0:33:22 > 0:33:25- There you go. LAURA:- You go for it, girls.

0:33:25 > 0:33:27- Good luck, buddy.- Good luck, buddy.

0:33:27 > 0:33:29And, Ella's team, please select your soakers.

0:33:32 > 0:33:35Right, Priya, it's time to find out what song you'll be singing.

0:33:35 > 0:33:38We've got two songs for you. Would you like Budapest by George Ezra,

0:33:38 > 0:33:42or Show Me The Way To Amarillo by Tony Christie?

0:33:42 > 0:33:43Show Me The Way To Amarillo!

0:33:43 > 0:33:45Yeah, boy! Nice work.

0:33:45 > 0:33:49Once again, there are 100 words in this section of the song.

0:33:49 > 0:33:55You need to clearly sing more than 50 to beat Laura's score and win

0:33:55 > 0:33:57tonight's prize. Are you ready?

0:33:57 > 0:33:59- I'm ready.- Excellent stuff.

0:33:59 > 0:34:01Soakers, are you ready?

0:34:01 > 0:34:02- GIRLS: Yes!- You look ready!

0:34:02 > 0:34:04I think you'll find they're ready.

0:34:04 > 0:34:07OK, the best of luck. Let Karasoake commence!

0:34:07 > 0:34:09MUSIC: Show Me The Way To Amarillo

0:35:11 > 0:35:13KLAXON

0:35:14 > 0:35:17Well done, Priya. Nice work!

0:35:17 > 0:35:20That was impressive. So, Priya,

0:35:20 > 0:35:27you needed to sing 51 words to beat Laura and win the prize.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29And I can reveal that you sang...

0:35:31 > 0:35:3487 words correctly!

0:35:34 > 0:35:36Which means, Nile's team, you are

0:35:36 > 0:35:38the winners!

0:35:40 > 0:35:42Which means, Ella's team, you haven't won.

0:35:42 > 0:35:45But don't worry, we are giving you some Big Friday Wind-Up goody bags.

0:35:45 > 0:35:46- Is that all right?- Yeah!

0:35:46 > 0:35:50And, Nile, you and your team get go home with a karaoke machine,

0:35:50 > 0:35:52which comes with 100 classic backing tracks!

0:35:52 > 0:35:54Yes!

0:35:54 > 0:35:56What do you think about that, lads?

0:35:56 > 0:35:59- Brilliant.- Brilliant! Let's hear it again for our Karasoake superstars.

0:35:59 > 0:36:00Yay!

0:36:03 > 0:36:07I'm illusionist Fergus Flanagan and I think Sam and Mark are magic.

0:36:07 > 0:36:09I wish they'd disappear.

0:36:11 > 0:36:14'Settle down, settle down, settle down.

0:36:14 > 0:36:18'Settle down. Mr Broccoli Hair Nixon and Mr Muddy Knees Rhodes have

0:36:18 > 0:36:21'collected five more embarrassing embarrassments.

0:36:21 > 0:36:25'Teagan's dad dresses up as a lion and goes to the supermarket.

0:36:25 > 0:36:29'Phoebe's dad joins in the playground football games

0:36:29 > 0:36:30'completely uninvited.

0:36:30 > 0:36:32'Ramae's mum picks him up from school

0:36:32 > 0:36:34'wearing a leopard-skin onesie.

0:36:34 > 0:36:39'Ella's dad does smelly trumps and blames them on the poor old puppy.

0:36:39 > 0:36:41'While William's dad wears a Muppet hat which makes him look like,

0:36:41 > 0:36:43'well, a Muppet.'

0:36:43 > 0:36:45'Welcome to the School of Shame.'

0:36:45 > 0:36:49Right, Teagan, Phoebe, Ramae, Ella and William,

0:36:49 > 0:36:51we're giving you the chance to teach these naughty,

0:36:51 > 0:36:53naughty parents a lesson.

0:36:53 > 0:36:54And, in the process,

0:36:54 > 0:36:57one of you will be going home with a fantastic prize - a tablet!

0:37:00 > 0:37:03We're about to play a game of musical chairs with a difference.

0:37:03 > 0:37:05The difference being that your parents

0:37:05 > 0:37:07could be getting covered in slop!

0:37:07 > 0:37:09HE CACKLES

0:37:12 > 0:37:14Juniors, are you ready?

0:37:14 > 0:37:15Yes!

0:37:15 > 0:37:17Right! Seniors, are you ready?

0:37:17 > 0:37:19Yay!

0:37:19 > 0:37:21In that case, Mrs Stevenson, take it away!

0:37:23 > 0:37:26MUSIC: Lambeth Walk

0:37:26 > 0:37:28AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG

0:37:34 > 0:37:37BELL OK, stay facing forward, juniors.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39Our seniors are all sat down.

0:37:39 > 0:37:41Teagan, I'm coming to you first.

0:37:41 > 0:37:45I would like you to write down the number chair you think your parent

0:37:45 > 0:37:47isn't sitting on.

0:37:47 > 0:37:49A number between one and five.

0:37:49 > 0:37:51To remind everyone at home,

0:37:51 > 0:37:53can Teagan's parent please raise their hand? Thank you.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58OK, beautifully written, Teagan.

0:37:58 > 0:38:01Could you please reveal to us all which number chair

0:38:01 > 0:38:02you think your parent isn't sitting on?

0:38:02 > 0:38:03Number four.

0:38:04 > 0:38:06Well, it is time to find out if you're right.

0:38:06 > 0:38:08Juniors... Sorry, mate. Turn round.

0:38:12 > 0:38:14Oh! That's not your parent!

0:38:14 > 0:38:15It was Ella's dad.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17Which means, unfortunately,

0:38:17 > 0:38:19we have to say goodbye to Ella and Ella's dad.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21Off you go, guys!

0:38:24 > 0:38:27Byesie-bye! Right, four seniors left, four juniors left.

0:38:27 > 0:38:31Mrs Stevenson, take it away, will you?

0:38:38 > 0:38:40BELL

0:38:40 > 0:38:42OK, stay facing forward, juniors.

0:38:42 > 0:38:44Phoebe, I'm coming to you.

0:38:44 > 0:38:45Number four has gone.

0:38:45 > 0:38:48So we have one, two, three, and five remaining.

0:38:48 > 0:38:51Write down the number chair you think your parent isn't sitting on.

0:38:51 > 0:38:52And to remind everyone at home,

0:38:52 > 0:38:54could Phoebe's parent please raise their hand?

0:38:54 > 0:38:56Thank you very much. Phoebe,

0:38:56 > 0:38:59which number chair do you think your parent isn't sat on?

0:38:59 > 0:39:02- Number five.- Oh, it's a big one, this one.

0:39:04 > 0:39:07Right, time to see if you're right, Phoebe.

0:39:07 > 0:39:09Juniors, turn around.

0:39:09 > 0:39:11You were right!

0:39:12 > 0:39:14It's Teagan's dad.

0:39:14 > 0:39:16Which means, unfortunately,

0:39:16 > 0:39:18we have to say goodbye to Teagan and Teagan's dad.

0:39:18 > 0:39:19See you later, guys.

0:39:19 > 0:39:21- See you later!- Bye!

0:39:22 > 0:39:25Right, just three seniors left now.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28Mrs Stevenson, take it away, you.

0:39:35 > 0:39:37BELL

0:39:37 > 0:39:39OK, stay facing forward, guys.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42Ramae, I'm now coming to you.

0:39:42 > 0:39:47We have three chairs remaining - chair one, two and three.

0:39:47 > 0:39:50I want you to write down the number chair you think your parent isn't

0:39:50 > 0:39:53sitting on. One, two or three?

0:39:53 > 0:39:55To remind everyone at home, could Ramae's parent

0:39:55 > 0:39:57please raise their hand?

0:39:58 > 0:40:01- Thank you very much.- Oh!

0:40:01 > 0:40:02OK, Ramae,

0:40:02 > 0:40:06please reveal the number chair you think your parent isn't sitting on.

0:40:06 > 0:40:07Chair one.

0:40:09 > 0:40:12Let's see if you're right. Juniors, turn around.

0:40:12 > 0:40:13You're right!

0:40:13 > 0:40:17That's not your parent! That's Phoebe's dad.

0:40:17 > 0:40:20So, sadly, we have to stay goodbye to Phoebe's dad and Phoebe.

0:40:20 > 0:40:21Off you go, guys.

0:40:21 > 0:40:23Bye!

0:40:24 > 0:40:27This is the final one. Best of luck, seniors.

0:40:27 > 0:40:30Best of luck, juniors. Mrs Stevenson, take it away.

0:40:37 > 0:40:38BELL

0:40:38 > 0:40:42Right, sit down. Sit yourselves down, seniors.

0:40:42 > 0:40:45William, I'm coming to you for the final time.

0:40:45 > 0:40:48I want you to write down the number chair

0:40:48 > 0:40:50you think your parent isn't sitting on.

0:40:50 > 0:40:55We have two chairs remaining - number two and number three.

0:40:55 > 0:40:57To remind everyone at home,

0:40:57 > 0:41:00could William's parent please raise their hand?

0:41:00 > 0:41:01Thank you very much.

0:41:02 > 0:41:08OK, which chair do you think your parent isn't sitting in?

0:41:08 > 0:41:12- You're going to get it!- You're saying chair number three.

0:41:12 > 0:41:14If you're right and that isn't your parent,

0:41:14 > 0:41:18that means it's Ramae's parent and you win the prize, William.

0:41:18 > 0:41:20Juniors, turn round.

0:41:24 > 0:41:27Oh, that was lovely, Ramae.

0:41:27 > 0:41:32Nice work. So, sadly, Ramae, Ramae's mum, you didn't win.

0:41:32 > 0:41:33Sorry about that, guys.

0:41:33 > 0:41:38Go on, get yourselves off. See you later. Get yourselves dried up.

0:41:38 > 0:41:40But, William, that means that you are tonight's

0:41:40 > 0:41:42winner and you win that tablet!

0:41:42 > 0:41:44CHEERING

0:41:44 > 0:41:47- What do you think about that, William?- Great.- Nice work.

0:41:47 > 0:41:50Don't worry, all the runners-up, you get a Big Friday Wind-Up goody bag.

0:41:50 > 0:41:51Yes, you do, indeed.

0:41:51 > 0:41:54And I've got to say, William's dad, you got away scot-free, didn't you?

0:41:54 > 0:41:55Look at you - clean as anything.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57You did really well there, mate. Really well!

0:41:59 > 0:42:00- Really well.- Mr Rhodes!

0:42:02 > 0:42:06- Oh, sorry, was I not supposed to do that?- No! He won.- I'm so sorry.

0:42:06 > 0:42:07I wish I could take it back.

0:42:09 > 0:42:12Everybody, give it up for all of today's

0:42:12 > 0:42:14pupils in the School of Shame!

0:42:15 > 0:42:19Hello, we're Ward Thomas and just like Sam and Mark, we love to sing.

0:42:19 > 0:42:23The only difference is, we do it in tune.

0:42:23 > 0:42:26We're just a few moments away from our final game, Ball Fall,

0:42:26 > 0:42:28followed by a performance from Bars and Melody.

0:42:28 > 0:42:30Indeed. But, before all that, remember Summer,

0:42:30 > 0:42:33who met her gymnastic heroes Beth Tweddle and Nile Wilson

0:42:33 > 0:42:34earlier on in the show?

0:42:34 > 0:42:36Well, they've been teaching her a routine all through the show and

0:42:36 > 0:42:39she's just about to perform it. Guys, how's it been going?

0:42:39 > 0:42:42She's done really well. It's always difficult to learn a new routine in

0:42:42 > 0:42:44a short space of time, but she's concentrated

0:42:44 > 0:42:46- and given it her all. - Yeah, she's looking fantastic.

0:42:46 > 0:42:49It looks like she's enjoying it and she's going to smash it.

0:42:49 > 0:42:51- Oh, right!- Brilliant! OK, well, the time has finally come.

0:42:51 > 0:42:55Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Summer!

0:42:55 > 0:42:57CHEERING

0:42:57 > 0:43:00MUSIC: Roar by Katy Perry

0:43:17 > 0:43:19APPLAUSE

0:43:22 > 0:43:25APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:43:32 > 0:43:34CHEERING

0:43:57 > 0:43:59CHEERING

0:44:00 > 0:44:03- Whoo!- Yes! Yeah!

0:44:03 > 0:44:05Well done, Summer.

0:44:05 > 0:44:07That was wicked! How was that for you?

0:44:07 > 0:44:09- Did you enjoy it?- Yeah, I enjoyed it so much.

0:44:09 > 0:44:12- Brilliant.- Nice work. And, Beth, what do you reckon to your student?

0:44:12 > 0:44:15Do you know what? I'm so proud of her. She was a little bit nervous

0:44:15 > 0:44:17about doing it, especially in front of all these people,

0:44:17 > 0:44:19but, yeah, she's done amazing.

0:44:19 > 0:44:22And, Nile, were you impressed that she learned that routine so quickly?

0:44:22 > 0:44:23Oh, so impressed. So impressed.

0:44:23 > 0:44:27It's fantastic, you know, to see how amazing gymnastics is as a sport and

0:44:27 > 0:44:28it's accessible for everyone.

0:44:28 > 0:44:29But, yeah, she was awesome.

0:44:29 > 0:44:31- Next generation?- Definitely.

0:44:31 > 0:44:33- Defo. Nice work.- Brilliant.

0:44:33 > 0:44:36- And, Summer, what has this meant to you?- It's meant everything.

0:44:36 > 0:44:38Like, seeing these heroes here

0:44:38 > 0:44:42and just getting to at least talk to them,

0:44:42 > 0:44:44let alone being taught by them.

0:44:44 > 0:44:46Well done, a truly amazing performance.

0:44:46 > 0:44:50Let's hear it again for Beth, Nile and the fantastic Summer. Well done.

0:44:50 > 0:44:53That's lovely.

0:44:53 > 0:44:57But right now it's time to play Ball Fall.

0:45:03 > 0:45:05We've come to the final game of the show.

0:45:05 > 0:45:08A battle of wits, strategy and balls.

0:45:08 > 0:45:10Please welcome back Bradley's team!

0:45:14 > 0:45:15And Connor's team!

0:45:19 > 0:45:21Bradley, please introduce your team.

0:45:21 > 0:45:24Sure. This is my mum Leanne,

0:45:24 > 0:45:28this is my friend Kai and at the end is my grandad Mark.

0:45:28 > 0:45:29Lovely to have you here, guys.

0:45:29 > 0:45:31Brilliant. And, Connor, who have we got here?

0:45:31 > 0:45:34This is my dad Priya, that's my brother Miles

0:45:34 > 0:45:36and that's my mum Joanne.

0:45:36 > 0:45:38Fantastic. Right, let's explain how it works.

0:45:38 > 0:45:42Our teams are below a tank of balls just waiting to drop on them.

0:45:42 > 0:45:46We'll be asking you questions each worth 1,500 balls.

0:45:46 > 0:45:49Get your question right and those balls will fall on a member of the

0:45:49 > 0:45:50opposing team.

0:45:50 > 0:45:53But get it wrong and the balls will fall on you!

0:45:53 > 0:45:56THEY CACKLE Naughty!

0:45:57 > 0:46:01Each player's cubicle can hold up to 3,000 balls,

0:46:01 > 0:46:04so it's two strikes and you're buried.

0:46:04 > 0:46:06The first team to be totally covered, loses.

0:46:06 > 0:46:08And the winning team will go home with tonight's star prize,

0:46:08 > 0:46:11a games console!

0:46:11 > 0:46:14- Is everyone ready?- Yeah. - Oh, they're ready.- Excellent.

0:46:14 > 0:46:17Remember, if at any point you want to get out of the tank...

0:46:17 > 0:46:20ALL: Push the door behind you!

0:46:20 > 0:46:23- It's such a good catchphrase. - It's great, it's catching on, mate.

0:46:23 > 0:46:26Right, here we go. We're starting with Bradley's team and, Mark,

0:46:26 > 0:46:27you get the first question.

0:46:29 > 0:46:32Which star sign has the symbol of a lion?

0:46:32 > 0:46:34Leo.

0:46:34 > 0:46:35That's the right answer.

0:46:37 > 0:46:41Which means, Mark, you now get to nominate a member of the opposing

0:46:41 > 0:46:42team to have the balls fall on them.

0:46:42 > 0:46:44Who's it going to be - number five, six, seven or eight?

0:46:44 > 0:46:48- Number six.- Number six. The balls are falling on you, Priya!

0:46:54 > 0:46:59OK, Connor, this is a question for you.

0:46:59 > 0:47:03Incisors, molars and canines are types of teeth.

0:47:03 > 0:47:05True or false?

0:47:05 > 0:47:07True.

0:47:07 > 0:47:09It is true. Well done.

0:47:09 > 0:47:11Which means you can pick either one,

0:47:11 > 0:47:15two, three or four for the balls to fall on.

0:47:15 > 0:47:17- Number three.- Number three!

0:47:25 > 0:47:28OK, Kai, it's time for your question.

0:47:29 > 0:47:34Riley, Emily and Jordan are characters in which CBBC programme?

0:47:35 > 0:47:37The Next Step.

0:47:37 > 0:47:39That's the right answer, Kai!

0:47:39 > 0:47:42So you can nominate a member of the opposing team.

0:47:42 > 0:47:44Who's it going to be - five, six, seven or eight?

0:47:44 > 0:47:46- Six.- Number six!

0:47:46 > 0:47:48Oh, Priya, that means you're out of the game!

0:47:48 > 0:47:50He's had a shocker today!

0:47:50 > 0:47:52Bye, Priya!

0:47:52 > 0:47:55Bye!

0:47:56 > 0:47:59Priya, are you still there? Give us a wave, will you, mate?

0:47:59 > 0:48:00He's there!

0:48:02 > 0:48:04The next question is for you, Miles.

0:48:05 > 0:48:07What is the most expensive property

0:48:07 > 0:48:10on a standard British Monopoly board?

0:48:13 > 0:48:15Mayfair.

0:48:15 > 0:48:17You are right! It is Mayfair.

0:48:17 > 0:48:19Well done, Miles.

0:48:19 > 0:48:22Which means you can pick one, two, three or four.

0:48:22 > 0:48:24- What are you going for?- Three.

0:48:24 > 0:48:26I thought you might. Bye, Leanne. See you later!

0:48:33 > 0:48:35Give us a wave, Leanne.

0:48:38 > 0:48:41Right, team captain Bradley, it's your question.

0:48:41 > 0:48:45True or false - the British Prime Minister

0:48:45 > 0:48:47lives at 15 Downing Street?

0:48:47 > 0:48:49False.

0:48:49 > 0:48:50That's the right answer!

0:48:53 > 0:48:56Which means you get to nominate a member of the opposing team.

0:48:56 > 0:48:58We have five, seven or eight left.

0:48:58 > 0:49:00- Eight, please.- Oh, you went for number eight.

0:49:09 > 0:49:10Nice.

0:49:10 > 0:49:11OK, Joanne...

0:49:11 > 0:49:15All right, which king received an arrow in his eye

0:49:15 > 0:49:17at the Battle of Hastings?

0:49:17 > 0:49:18Harold.

0:49:18 > 0:49:20It was Harold II. We're going to give you that. Well done.

0:49:20 > 0:49:22Nice. Which means...

0:49:24 > 0:49:26you can pick either one, two or four.

0:49:26 > 0:49:29- Which one would you like?- Number one, please.

0:49:29 > 0:49:30Number one. Oh, Mark!

0:49:37 > 0:49:40Right, Mark, it's now time for your question.

0:49:41 > 0:49:45H2O is the chemical symbol for what?

0:49:45 > 0:49:46Water.

0:49:46 > 0:49:48That's the right answer.

0:49:48 > 0:49:50So, who are you going to nominate?

0:49:50 > 0:49:52- Number five, six or eight? - Hm, I wonder.

0:49:52 > 0:49:54Number eight.

0:49:54 > 0:49:56Oh, bye, Joanne!

0:50:02 > 0:50:03Joanne, where are you?

0:50:03 > 0:50:05There you are.

0:50:05 > 0:50:07- There you are.- "Where are you?" Of course I know where she is.

0:50:07 > 0:50:10- She's in the cubicle, mate.- She's in the cubicle!

0:50:10 > 0:50:12OK, next question...

0:50:12 > 0:50:14is to you, Connor.

0:50:15 > 0:50:18Who was Henry VIII's first wife?

0:50:20 > 0:50:22Catherine.

0:50:22 > 0:50:24We need...we need a bit more.

0:50:26 > 0:50:27There was more than one Catherine,

0:50:27 > 0:50:30which is why we need to be more specific on this.

0:50:30 > 0:50:31Have a guess.

0:50:32 > 0:50:33The first.

0:50:33 > 0:50:35SAM AND MARK LAUGH

0:50:35 > 0:50:37He's not wrong technically.

0:50:37 > 0:50:41I like...I like his style, but we can't take Catherine I.

0:50:41 > 0:50:44It's Catherine of Aragon, unfortunately.

0:50:44 > 0:50:46Which means the balls are falling on you, number five.

0:50:46 > 0:50:48Sorry about that, mate.

0:50:54 > 0:50:55Taking it like a champ.

0:50:55 > 0:51:01Nice. Well done, mate. OK, Kai, it's time for your question.

0:51:01 > 0:51:05How many lines does a standard limerick have?

0:51:07 > 0:51:09Ten.

0:51:09 > 0:51:13It's five. Which means, number two, Kai, the balls are falling on you!

0:51:24 > 0:51:27OK, Miles, the next question is for you.

0:51:28 > 0:51:31Who led a gang of outlaws in Sherwood Forest?

0:51:31 > 0:51:33Robin Hood.

0:51:33 > 0:51:38He did, indeed. Which means you get to pick one, two or four.

0:51:38 > 0:51:39- Which one are you going for?- One.

0:51:39 > 0:51:41Oh, one!

0:51:41 > 0:51:43- See you, Mark.- Bye, Mark!

0:51:52 > 0:51:54We can still see the top of your head!

0:51:54 > 0:51:55It's a ball!

0:51:58 > 0:52:00"It's a ball," he said.

0:52:01 > 0:52:03There he is giving us a little wave.

0:52:03 > 0:52:09OK, Bradley. What is the name of the Earth's most southern landmass?

0:52:11 > 0:52:12South Pole.

0:52:13 > 0:52:15Do you know what? We're going to accept that.

0:52:15 > 0:52:16It was Antarctica I've got on my card,

0:52:16 > 0:52:18but we're going to accept that.

0:52:18 > 0:52:21Which means you get to nominate someone on the opposing team.

0:52:21 > 0:52:24We have left number five or seven. Who's it going to be?

0:52:24 > 0:52:26- Five, please.- Number five.

0:52:26 > 0:52:28Oh, Connor, we have to say goodbye.

0:52:34 > 0:52:36- Are you in there?- Hello!

0:52:36 > 0:52:38Of course he is.

0:52:38 > 0:52:41Next question is for you, Miles.

0:52:41 > 0:52:45What was the name of the fleet of Spanish ships that tried to invade

0:52:45 > 0:52:48Britain during the reign of Elizabeth I?

0:52:48 > 0:52:50The Spanish Armada.

0:52:50 > 0:52:52Miles, you are on fire, mate.

0:52:52 > 0:52:55Brilliant. That is the correct answer.

0:52:55 > 0:52:58Which means you can either go for two or four.

0:52:58 > 0:52:59What are you going for?

0:52:59 > 0:53:01- Two.- Of course.

0:53:01 > 0:53:03See you, Kai.

0:53:09 > 0:53:11Kai, give us the thumbs up, buddy.

0:53:13 > 0:53:17Bradley, here comes your question.

0:53:17 > 0:53:21Who picked a peck of pickled pepper?

0:53:21 > 0:53:22Peter Piper.

0:53:22 > 0:53:24That's the right answer, Bradley.

0:53:25 > 0:53:27Which means you get to nominate.

0:53:27 > 0:53:30I'm guessing you're going for number seven?

0:53:30 > 0:53:31- Yeah.- Number seven.

0:53:31 > 0:53:33The balls are falling on you, Miles.

0:53:41 > 0:53:44OK, Miles, this is your question.

0:53:44 > 0:53:48If you get it wrong, then Bradley's team are the winners.

0:53:48 > 0:53:49Best of luck.

0:53:50 > 0:53:55Cruella de Vil was obsessed with which type of dog?

0:53:55 > 0:53:56Dalmatians.

0:53:56 > 0:54:00Well done, Miles. That is correct.

0:54:00 > 0:54:03Which means the balls are falling on Bradley, number four.

0:54:11 > 0:54:12OK, well,

0:54:12 > 0:54:16this is a very exciting Ball Fall situation because now it's like a

0:54:16 > 0:54:17penalty shoot-out, isn't it?

0:54:17 > 0:54:21- Hey!- So we're going to keep going between Bradley and Miles

0:54:21 > 0:54:23until one of you get the question wrong.

0:54:23 > 0:54:26OK? Here we go, Bradley, with your question.

0:54:26 > 0:54:30Which BBC show has this theme tune?

0:54:30 > 0:54:32MUSIC: Theme To Strictly Come Dancing

0:54:34 > 0:54:36Strictly Come Dancing.

0:54:36 > 0:54:37That's the right answer!

0:54:41 > 0:54:43Miles,

0:54:43 > 0:54:47acorns come from which tree?

0:54:47 > 0:54:50An acorn tree. An oak tree.

0:54:50 > 0:54:54Oh, I've got to take your first answer, I'm afraid, buddy.

0:54:54 > 0:54:56It is oak tree but you said acorn first,

0:54:56 > 0:55:02which means the balls are falling on you, number seven!

0:55:04 > 0:55:07Smiling all the way through it as well, look at this.

0:55:10 > 0:55:11There he is!

0:55:13 > 0:55:16Unlucky, Connor's team. Sadly, that means that you don't get

0:55:16 > 0:55:19the star prize, but you're not going to go home empty-handed.

0:55:19 > 0:55:21We're going to give you some Big Friday Wind-Up goody bags.

0:55:21 > 0:55:24- Look how happy they are about that. - Really happy.

0:55:24 > 0:55:26- Shall we release the balls?- Let's do that.

0:55:26 > 0:55:28- Let's release the balls.- Let's release those balls.

0:55:28 > 0:55:30- Push your balls out, guys. - Come on, push the balls.

0:55:30 > 0:55:32Push the balls out.

0:55:32 > 0:55:34Push the balls out.

0:55:34 > 0:55:36Which means, Bradley, you are the winning team,

0:55:36 > 0:55:38so you go home with tonight's star prize, the games console!

0:55:38 > 0:55:41CHEERING

0:55:41 > 0:55:43That is almost it from us, but before we go,

0:55:43 > 0:55:45there's still time for us to say a big thank you

0:55:45 > 0:55:47to everyone we've wound up tonight.

0:55:47 > 0:55:50Yes, and also a massive thank you to Beth Tweddle and Nile Wilson.

0:55:50 > 0:55:53- A round of applause for those guys! - Yeah!

0:55:53 > 0:55:56And, of course, our wonderful Wind-Up audience.

0:55:56 > 0:55:57Yay!

0:55:57 > 0:56:00But to play us out, it's Bars and Melody!

0:56:02 > 0:56:05# Yeah, yeah

0:56:07 > 0:56:09# Whoa, whoa

0:56:10 > 0:56:13# You don't know what I've been through

0:56:13 > 0:56:15# I can teach you something that I never knew

0:56:15 > 0:56:17# Take a seat and take some time

0:56:17 > 0:56:20# Let me tell you what I've been through

0:56:20 > 0:56:23# They didn't know we'd come this far

0:56:23 > 0:56:25# Now they're looking at our battle scars

0:56:25 > 0:56:28# Half the lies you heard ain't true

0:56:28 > 0:56:30# So let me tell you what I've been through

0:56:30 > 0:56:32# I have a dream to be the one I want to see upon the screen

0:56:32 > 0:56:34# And when my son sees me I want to be the one he wants to be

0:56:34 > 0:56:36# And honestly I'm scared, my life is like a pier

0:56:36 > 0:56:39# People walk all over me The waves are closing in, you see

0:56:39 > 0:56:42# Relying on fate but what if I wait? Maybe a day, what if I'm late?

0:56:42 > 0:56:44# I miss my ride to take me where I'm meant to go or take me home

0:56:44 > 0:56:45# Why do I have these emotions?

0:56:45 > 0:56:46# I don't want them please take them

0:56:46 > 0:56:49# I'm stuck inside a hole with nowhere to go and I really hate them

0:56:49 > 0:56:51# Damn! Do I have that much of an impact?

0:56:51 > 0:56:53# My rhymes did that? Sometimes I wanna quit and hit back

0:56:53 > 0:56:56# But what is there to fear? Why am I even here?

0:56:56 > 0:56:58# Is there someone out there? Cos there's no-one I can hear

0:56:58 > 0:57:01# You don't know what I've been through

0:57:01 > 0:57:03# I can teach you something that I never knew

0:57:03 > 0:57:06# Take a seat and take some time

0:57:06 > 0:57:08# Let me tell you what I've been through

0:57:08 > 0:57:10# They didn't know we'd come this far

0:57:10 > 0:57:13# Now they're looking at our battle scars

0:57:13 > 0:57:16# Half the lies you heard ain't true

0:57:16 > 0:57:18# So let me tell you what I've been through

0:57:18 > 0:57:20# You don't know what I've been through

0:57:20 > 0:57:22# I can teach you something that I never knew

0:57:22 > 0:57:24# Take a seat and take some time

0:57:24 > 0:57:27# Let me tell you what I've been through

0:57:27 > 0:57:29# They didn't know we'd come this far

0:57:29 > 0:57:32# Now they're looking at our battle scars

0:57:32 > 0:57:35# Half the lies you heard ain't true

0:57:35 > 0:57:38# So let me tell you what I've been through. #

0:57:38 > 0:57:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE