Best of Friends

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0:00:18 > 0:00:20- I'm Sam.- I'm Mark.

0:00:20 > 0:00:24And we are one of the most enduring double acts in television history.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26For 13 years, we've done everything as a pair.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28- Yeah, we've made the nation laugh. - We've made the nation cry.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30We've brought families and friends together.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33We've made people's dreams come true.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35And throughout it all, we've had each other.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38And that's why you won't find a more professional, mature

0:00:38 > 0:00:40or dignified pair on TV.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42So why are you in relationship counselling?

0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Because he's a massive poo-poo head. - Yeah, well, you're a silly...

0:00:45 > 0:00:47You're just silly!

0:00:47 > 0:00:51This could be the most interesting case I've ever seen.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55I mean, it'll really stand out on the luggage carousel in Tenerife.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58- What about us? - I'm not taking you two to Tenerife.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02No, what are you going to do to sort out our relationship problems?

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Well, this isn't going to be easy!

0:01:05 > 0:01:08I mean, I've seen the way you two behave on TV.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12I mean, just look at what you've put your poor, poor fans through.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Right, Denise, there are lots of eggs in your arms there.

0:01:16 > 0:01:17Try and keep hold of them all.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20If you get the full ten when you come back,

0:01:20 > 0:01:22you will get that star prize to the Wolfblood set.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24- Are you ready to go on the run?- Yep.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27But be careful, because you've woken Maggie up!

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Go! Go! Go!

0:01:30 > 0:01:32- Go and get her.- Oh, no!

0:01:33 > 0:01:36- Oh, be careful! - Keep hold of those eggs.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Maggie's going to get you.

0:01:38 > 0:01:39She's coming after you!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43That's not scary at all!

0:01:46 > 0:01:47Aggh!

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Oh, is that one of the eggs? Is that one of the eggs?

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Maggie's coming!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56- Good catch! - Good catch!

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Come on! Come back! He's going to get you!

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Maggie's going to get you.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03Oh, no! She's dropped one!

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Oh, come on! Come on, Denise, you can do it!

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Come on! Come on, Denise.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11- Come on, Denise!- You're nearly there. You're nearly there.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Give her a round of applause.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Come on, darling.- Over there! - Keep holding.

0:02:18 > 0:02:19OK!

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Come here, chicken.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Oh, well done. You did drop a few.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- There was an amazing catch in the air, though.- Hey!

0:02:29 > 0:02:31OK, so, let's count them up.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35Remember, you needed ten to get the star prize.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37- Here we go. Best of luck. - Oh, man!- You've got... Two.

0:02:39 > 0:02:40Four.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Agggh! It cracked.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Six, eight...

0:02:45 > 0:02:47..ten!

0:02:47 > 0:02:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Yes!

0:02:51 > 0:02:52- Well done!- Well done, Denise.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56You brought 11 eggs back, which means you win five prizes

0:02:56 > 0:02:57from the prize stack as well.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00And you do get your hands on tonight's star prize -

0:03:00 > 0:03:01that trip to the Wolfblood set.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04You are going to meet all your favourite actors.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- How does that sound? - Good.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07Nice work.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Now, whilst we're here, I think it's only fair that you apologise

0:03:10 > 0:03:12to Maggie for stealing her eggs. Come over here.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Yeah, come over here, Maggie. Come over here.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- What have you got to say, Denise? - Sorry.- All right.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19It's OK!

0:03:19 > 0:03:23It's Leona Vaughan who plays Jana in Wolfblood!

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- BOTH:- Awww!

0:03:26 > 0:03:30Now, Beyonce, wants you, Bradley, to destroy those rival airlines

0:03:30 > 0:03:35by popping the balloons on the back of each plane in just...

0:03:35 > 0:03:3645 seconds.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Now, for every one that you pop, you'll win a prize

0:03:39 > 0:03:41from the Wind-Up prize stash.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43- AUDIENCE:- Whooo!

0:03:43 > 0:03:44So, Bradley...

0:03:44 > 0:03:46# What you think about that...? #

0:03:46 > 0:03:48- Great.- Great. Nice. Awesome

0:03:48 > 0:03:53Bradley... Bradley, don't expect an easy flight, though,

0:03:53 > 0:03:57because if any of these divas get through that 45 seconds

0:03:57 > 0:04:00without having their balloon popped,

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- they will win the prize for themselves.- What a twist.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04So, Bradley...

0:04:04 > 0:04:06# What you think about that...? #

0:04:06 > 0:04:09It's terrible if they get prizes.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11- Yeah, it's terrible. - He sounds like you!- He does.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13He sounds just like me, it's great.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16OK, today's flight time is 45 seconds.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20- Three, two, one, takeoff!- Go on!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Oh, here we go, here we go.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Oh, he's on the tail of Lady Gaga International.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Oh, no, he's changed his mind!

0:04:28 > 0:04:30He's changed his mind.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32He's now on Nicole Scherzinger Air.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36It's difficult. They're fast, these planes!

0:04:36 > 0:04:39LAUGHTER

0:04:39 > 0:04:42POPPING AND CHEERING

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Keep going! Keep going! Yeah!

0:04:45 > 0:04:49That's two. Mariah Carey Continental, you're going to get it.

0:04:49 > 0:04:50Oh, come on!

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- CeeLo Travel? See You Later Travel!- Oh, here we go!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Come on!- What's happening?

0:04:56 > 0:04:58There's not long left!

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Two more! Two more!

0:05:01 > 0:05:05- You got five seconds left. - Four, three...

0:05:05 > 0:05:08KLAXON

0:05:08 > 0:05:09Come over here, Bradley.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Mariah Carey, that was close!

0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Wowzers!- Hey, very good though, very good.- Well done.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17And you managed to pop three of the balloons,

0:05:17 > 0:05:20which means you get three prizes from the Wind-Up prize stack!

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Well done! And...

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Well done to Harry and Emily, because your balloons

0:05:25 > 0:05:28weren't popped, you win a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash, too.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Well done, guys.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34As super fans of The Dumping Ground, your mission

0:05:34 > 0:05:38is to rifle through this rubbish to find a variety of hidden treasures.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40As soon as you've found an item,

0:05:40 > 0:05:43we will then ask you a question about The Dumping Ground.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Are you up for the challenge? - BOTH:- Yes!

0:05:45 > 0:05:46- Absolutely great.- Awesome.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49OK, then it's time to rifle through the rubbish.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52The first item you guys need to find is...

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- ..a giant apple core!- Go! - Start the clock!

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Look around, girls. Look around.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Maybe split up, maybe split up.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05It might be warmer over where I'm standing.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Maybe it is. - I don't know, it could be.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Take a look! Take a look! Keep looking.- Yeah!

0:06:13 > 0:06:15What is the name of Harry's beloved giraffe?

0:06:15 > 0:06:18- BOTH:- Jeff!- That's correct. - OK, next item...

0:06:18 > 0:06:21- Fish skeleton. - Fish skeleton. Come on!

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Look everywhere, look everywhere.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Yes! Quick, quick.- Come on!

0:06:26 > 0:06:29OK, second question, which character replaced Gina

0:06:29 > 0:06:31as the main care worker in series two?

0:06:31 > 0:06:32- May-Li.- Correct!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Next item, chicken drumsticks.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Go, go, go, go, go! - Chicken drumstick.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Oh, wow! Nice work! We didn't hide that well.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41What is the name of the dog Bailey adopted in series three?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43- BOTH:- Mischief.- Correct! - You're good.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Deflated football. Find a deflated football!

0:06:45 > 0:06:48There it is!

0:06:48 > 0:06:51- What hobby did Tyler develop during series three?- Magic.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- Correct.- You need to find a tin of beans.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57A tin of beans. You've got 30 seconds left.

0:06:57 > 0:06:58You are smashing it, guys.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02A tin of beans we're looking for, guys. Tin of beans. Look everywhere.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04That's it. Don't worry...

0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Yeah!- Look up at the back, look up at the back.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Is it at the back? - It might be. It might be.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12- OK, look everywhere.- We've got 10 seconds left, come on.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14You can get this.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Tin of beans...

0:07:22 > 0:07:24OK, come on. Keep looking, guys. Keep looking.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26- Keep looking. - OK, time is up!

0:07:26 > 0:07:27KLAXON

0:07:27 > 0:07:29- Oh!- Well done, guys.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Now, there are 10 books on each of these blocks.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37You have 15 seconds to karate chop all 10 in half.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Get 'em!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Are you ready?- Yeah.- Best of luck.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Your time starts now. Go!

0:07:44 > 0:07:47CHEERING

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Quick!

0:07:48 > 0:07:53- You've got 10 seconds left. - Hah! Hah! Hah!

0:07:53 > 0:07:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Hiyya!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Match the names with the people. Best of luck.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Your time starts now!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Go, go, go!

0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Go, go!- Be quick, be quick!

0:08:11 > 0:08:13OK, pass it to them, pass it to them.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14- Pass it to them, yeah. - That's it.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Hold it in front of you, guys. That's it. Be quicker.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19- Be better.- Interesting.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22LAUGHTER

0:08:22 > 0:08:23- This is very interesting. - Think about it!

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Come on, think about it! - Think about it!

0:08:26 > 0:08:28- Erm, wait, no... Think...- This is...

0:08:28 > 0:08:30KLAXON

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Wow!

0:08:32 > 0:08:33Let's see how you did...!

0:08:33 > 0:08:36I can tell you how they did...

0:08:36 > 0:08:38- Let's not spoil it, though... - ..badly.

0:08:38 > 0:08:39..for the viewers at home.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43OK, what do you call a man in a paper suit?

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Russell.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46That's correct!

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Russells! Why's it Russells?

0:08:49 > 0:08:52- Because it rustles. It is a sound-based joke.- Exactly.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

0:08:56 > 0:08:57Cliff.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00That is the right answer!

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- See, we are cooking here. - It's the cliff...- Clever.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06What do you call a woman with a radiator on her head?

0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Kate...- No, you don't. - I don't get it.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11- I don't get it. - That's because it's wrong.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13- It's Anita.- Anita, isn't it?!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Anita.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18What do you call a woman with two toilets on her head?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Anita.

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Why?

0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Why?- You could do.- No, you don't, it's stupid.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26- It's Lulu!- And, finally...

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Finally, what do you call two men in a window?

0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Kurt...- And Rod.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36- BOTH:- Curtain rod.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38# I came in like a wrecking ball... #

0:09:38 > 0:09:40APPLAUSE

0:09:40 > 0:09:44- OK.- Here we go. - Come on, lad.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Oh, nearly!

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Make it a bit longer, a bit longer!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Here we go, here we go. Come on, lad.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51- BOTH:- Yes!

0:09:51 > 0:09:53We'll give you that, we'll give you that.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Get this one down. - Get this one down.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Yes! Get this one!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00- One more, one more!- Finish this! Get ready!

0:10:00 > 0:10:04- Make it longer.- Go, go! Get it!

0:10:04 > 0:10:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Aggggh!

0:10:13 > 0:10:14Agggh!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16I'm sorry, I fell.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18I fell! I fell over!

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- I fell over!- Health and safety issues here, everywhere.

0:10:21 > 0:10:22Oh, sorry!

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Well, we seem to be making some sort of progress,

0:10:29 > 0:10:31but I feel there's more we can do.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Why don't you try saying something nice about each other?

0:10:34 > 0:10:37OK. Sam, I admire how brave you are.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Oh, thanks very much.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43Yeah, not many people have the guts to go out in an outfit like that.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Well, I admire your determination. - Oh, bless you.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Yeah, I mean, if I was born with a face like yours,

0:10:49 > 0:10:50I'd have given up years ago, mate.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52But not you. You carry on, don't you?

0:10:52 > 0:10:55No matter how many children or elderly pets that you scare.

0:10:55 > 0:10:56Right, that does it! I've had enough of this!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Yeah, can you believe what he just said about my face?

0:10:58 > 0:11:01- I was talking about your face. Put the bag back on.- But I...- Put...

0:11:01 > 0:11:03the bag back on.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11That's better.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14I don't know how you two don't frighten your celebrity guests away.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Oh, he tends to keep the bag on in rehearsals.- Ah, very wise.- Yeah.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Very wise.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22'Ladies and gentlemen, tonight on the Wind-Up Wheel,

0:11:22 > 0:11:25'it's Tom Fletcher from McFly!'

0:11:28 > 0:11:32- It is time to... - AUDIENCE:- Wind-up that wheel!

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Agggh! Very dizzy, very dizzy!

0:11:35 > 0:11:39- All right, stop that wheel. - Stop that wheel!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42- BOTH:- Oooh!- Audience question.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Right, a member of our audience is going to be chosen at random

0:11:45 > 0:11:49and they can ask you any question in the world and you must answer.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53So, audience, start thinking of questions and let's find our

0:11:53 > 0:11:54random audience member.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Hiya!

0:12:03 > 0:12:05- That's amazing!- Hi, Tom!- Hi.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07So, Emily, what's your question for Tom?

0:12:07 > 0:12:08You can ask him anything in the world, ever.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12- He's been around for a long time, so...- Not that long!

0:12:12 > 0:12:17Would you rather be able to live in any country in the world

0:12:17 > 0:12:20for ever, and live in your dream house,

0:12:20 > 0:12:24or have any celebrity of your choice as your girlfriend?

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Oh! That's a good question!

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Imagine you weren't married, Tom.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33Well, yeah... I'm not sure what my wife would say about this!

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- I think the... I will go for my dream house.- You go for that...

0:12:36 > 0:12:39- So that is the wrong answer. - Tom, that's the wrong answer.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Yeah, yeah.- Why's that the wrong answer?!- It just is.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44It just is, mate.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46But good try! Good try.

0:12:46 > 0:12:50- It's time to... - AUDIENCE:- Wind-up that wheel!

0:12:51 > 0:12:52Hands up!

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Stop it somewhere nice!

0:12:57 > 0:13:00Stop that wheel!

0:13:00 > 0:13:03- BOTH:- Ooh! - Dance like you like this, Simeon.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06- All right.- OK, so, Simeon, we want you to dance like

0:13:06 > 0:13:10a penguin who really needs the toilet doing a slow bossa nova.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12- So come and stand here. - Come on.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14You should be great at this.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16- We have some music for you. Cue the music.- Thank you.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17BOSSA NOVA MUSIC PLAYS

0:13:17 > 0:13:20So you're a penguin that needs the toilet.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24LAUGHTER

0:13:25 > 0:13:30APPLAUSE

0:13:32 > 0:13:36- OK, it's time to... - AUDIENCE:- Wind-up that wheel!

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Stop that wheel.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42- BOTH:- Ooh!- Get The Impression.

0:13:42 > 0:13:46Bradley, this is Thomas. Hi, Thomas!

0:13:46 > 0:13:47Hello.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Now, Thomas is about to do an impression of a celebrity

0:13:50 > 0:13:54or a character. You have to tell us who that celebrity or character is.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56- Right.- Thomas, over to you, buddy.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58D'oh!

0:13:59 > 0:14:02- It's a quick one. Do it again. - Can I have another one?- D'oh!

0:14:02 > 0:14:05- It's brilliant. - I'm going to guess my dad...

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Homer Simpson.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09- Is that right, Thomas? - Yes.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:14:11 > 0:14:14- Well done to the pair of you. That was...- D'oh!- BOTH:- D'oh!

0:14:14 > 0:14:18- All right, it is time to... - AUDIENCE:- Wind up that wheel!

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Come on!

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Oh, yeah!

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Stop that wheel!

0:14:26 > 0:14:30- Oh, forfeit. - Oh, deary me!- Oh, no!

0:14:30 > 0:14:33Ah... I'm not going to lie, Tilly, this is pretty bad.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37The forfeit is to find Sam's car keys

0:14:37 > 0:14:40in this bucket of beanie custard.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42I can't believe I've gone and lost them again

0:14:42 > 0:14:45- in this bucket of beanie custard! - You're always doing that!

0:14:45 > 0:14:46You're always doing that.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48- You might want to roll your sleeve up, I'm not going to lie.- OK.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Come over here, Tilly. Come over here. Get your hand in there.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Find me car keys.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Ewwww!

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Have a good rummage around.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Are they in there? I hope... We did put them in there, didn't we?

0:15:00 > 0:15:02I think so. Ewww!

0:15:02 > 0:15:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:15:05 > 0:15:08- Nice work. - There's a towel for you.- Thank you.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Stop the wheel!

0:15:13 > 0:15:15- BOTH:- Ooh!

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Question prize. OK, lads, a member of our studio audience

0:15:18 > 0:15:20is about to ask you...

0:15:20 > 0:15:22LAUGHTER

0:15:22 > 0:15:24- This lad. This is Jaden.- Jaden!

0:15:24 > 0:15:27He's going to ask you the prize question.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29If you get it right, he will win a very special prize,

0:15:29 > 0:15:31so no pressure. Go on, Sam, off you go.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34So I'm going to go to Jaden. Right, Jaden, stand up, mate.

0:15:34 > 0:15:38- Stand up. Say hello to Josh and Casey.- Hello!- Nice voice.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41- Is that your natural voice? - No.- Ah.

0:15:41 > 0:15:45Right, OK, so, here is the question that you have to read out to

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Josh and Casey. If they get it right, you win a prize.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51There's the question. Read it out.

0:15:51 > 0:15:56- "How many zeroes are there in 100,000?"- Think about it, guys.

0:15:57 > 0:15:58(Six...)

0:15:59 > 0:16:01- (Six.)- Yeah? Are you sure?- Yeah.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Go on, then, you say it. This is on your head.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06- Do you want to double-check? - I would like to double-check,

0:16:06 > 0:16:08- because it's for Jaden.- You've got time.- So one, zero, zero...

0:16:08 > 0:16:11Six! No!

0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Hang on, you said six.- Five! - It's five!- You said six.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17Casey, you just went like this, "Six."

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Literally...

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Which one do you want me to take - your hand signal

0:16:21 > 0:16:23- or what came out of your mouth? - Five.- Five.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25- Hand signal.- Five.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28- Is five your final answer?- Yes, sir. Amen.- Yeah, go on - five.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30It's the right answer!

0:16:30 > 0:16:32APPLAUSE

0:16:32 > 0:16:35You, my friend, have just won a digital camera!

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Stop that wheel!

0:16:41 > 0:16:44- Oh, it's landed on forfeit. - Oh, no.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Oh, do you know what? This forfeit should be pretty easy for you, Nile.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49- We want you to walk on your hands!- Oh!

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Come on, stand here, mate.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54I don't know if I can do that.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Be careful. Yes, don't hurt yourself. That would be terrible.

0:16:56 > 0:17:00- Do you want me to walk down the stairs?- No! Don't do that.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Health and safety have gone mad over there.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05OK, you do your thing, you do your thing.

0:17:07 > 0:17:11APPLAUSE

0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Oh, cool!- Yeah!

0:17:17 > 0:17:19What a ledge! What a ledge!

0:17:20 > 0:17:25- OK, time for our next exercise. - Can I take the bag off now, please?

0:17:25 > 0:17:26I suppose so.

0:17:26 > 0:17:30- Remember what we agreed - five-minute bursts only.- OK.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Agh!

0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Now, how long did you say you've been together?- 13 years.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Oh, unlucky for some. - Yeah, me.- You mean me.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41Actually, I think it's the general public who're the real losers.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43But there must have been some fond memories

0:17:43 > 0:17:45you've shared over the years?

0:17:50 > 0:17:51Anything?

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Oh! There was that time you went on holiday for two weeks.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Oh, yeah, and when you had that hideous cold

0:17:56 > 0:17:58and you couldn't come to work.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Do you know what? That was one of the happiest days of my life.

0:18:00 > 0:18:04But surely you've shared some good times together?

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Yeah, when we play games where we put each other through agony.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09- Like In Yer House!- Yeah!

0:18:09 > 0:18:11- Bag.- Right.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Agent Rhodes, this is the target's house.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21You must enter the house, head upstairs and go to the bathroom.

0:18:21 > 0:18:25- Understood?- Into the house, go upstairs and go to the bathroom.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27I mean... Well, not go to the bathroom, I'll hide...

0:18:27 > 0:18:31- Enough!- Yep, cool.- This is a drawing of a cat that I did.

0:18:31 > 0:18:35Notice the subtle realism, whilst retaining an abstract charm.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Hey, hey, it's purrrfect!

0:18:38 > 0:18:39Stop that!

0:18:41 > 0:18:43- I need you to now go back downstairs...- Oh!

0:18:43 > 0:18:44..and head into the living room,

0:18:44 > 0:18:48bearing in mind the target, Amelia, is in the room next door.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50- She's just in the kitchen.- Yeah.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52So you're going to have to be very, very quiet,

0:18:52 > 0:18:54- and the door to the kitchen is open. - Oh, you're joking!- So be careful.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55OK.

0:18:57 > 0:18:58Why are you smirking?

0:18:58 > 0:19:01- (I don't know.) - Why are you smirking?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03She's still in the kitchen.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Don't forget you're going into the living room.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07I can see you coming down the stairs!

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Mark doesn't know that Amelia's dad is in the living room.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12He's going to get a right fright when he goes in!

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Into the living room. Quick, quick, quick, quick!

0:19:20 > 0:19:22There, yeah!

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Say, "Hello, Daddy!"

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Hello, Daddy!

0:19:30 > 0:19:32OK, so here's what's going to happen -

0:19:32 > 0:19:35- you're going to flip a coin.- Yeah. - If it lands on your face,

0:19:35 > 0:19:38- you and dad will rock out to heavy metal music.- Great.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41- But if it lands on my face... - Yeah?

0:19:41 > 0:19:44There's a rose in your survival kit. You need to get it out,

0:19:44 > 0:19:47put it in your mouth and do a mean tango with the dad.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49- Right.- Flip away.

0:19:51 > 0:19:52'Sam.'

0:19:52 > 0:19:55- Sam.- OK, mate, so you're about to do a mean tango.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Mate, this could be your Strictly audition, this.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59Daddy, would you like to dance?

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Yeah. Tango with me.

0:20:04 > 0:20:05Get him, hold him close.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07I want good posture.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Keep your back straight.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13TANGO MUSIC

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Flip him back like it's the end of a dance.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Don't wreck his back.

0:20:20 > 0:20:24Oh, yeah, let him do it to you. Oh, lovely.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26SAM LAUGHS

0:20:26 > 0:20:27Good job, mate.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Challenge 3 complete.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Nice work.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34This is a Sunday roast that I knocked up last weekend.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36I mean, look at those Yorkie puddings.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Oh, wow, that is good.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41It was great, Aidan. Thank you.

0:20:41 > 0:20:45Agent Rhodes, this is your In Yer House Coin of Destiny.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47You will need to flip that coin when I tell you so

0:20:47 > 0:20:49in every hiding position.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51If it lands on your face, you will get an easier task.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55- If it lands on my face, you'll get a tougher task.- Got it.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57When I flip the coin, I don't want to see your face. Standard.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Sssh!

0:20:59 > 0:21:01You're going to flip the coin.

0:21:01 > 0:21:06If it lands on your face you have to pull the tablecloth off the table.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10If it lands on my face, you have to put it over your head like a ghost

0:21:10 > 0:21:14and pretend to be a ghost whilst moving to the next location

0:21:14 > 0:21:16which is the cupboard in Kieran's bedroom.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Flip that coin, brother.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Sam.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Time to get your best ghost impression on, mate.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Be quiet. They're only in the kitchen next to you.

0:21:34 > 0:21:35Ooh!

0:21:35 > 0:21:37SAM LAUGHS

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Ooh!

0:21:39 > 0:21:40Get yourself into Kieran's bedroom.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Don't lose it at the last hurdle, mate.

0:21:43 > 0:21:44Ooh!

0:21:46 > 0:21:49OK, get into the wardrobe.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53Hurry up and get in there, mate. Hurry up and get in there.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55SAM LAUGHS

0:21:55 > 0:21:57This is the target's house.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00I would like you to enter the house and then go into the bathroom

0:22:00 > 0:22:03and hide in the bath. Do you copy?

0:22:03 > 0:22:05It's a bit weird, but, yeah, copy that.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07And this is where I'm thinking about going on my holidays.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10I don't know if it's going to be a beach holiday or a city break.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13- What do you think? - Obviously the beach.- Yeah, beach.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16- It's much cooler, calmer. - Yeah, true, very nice.

0:22:16 > 0:22:20- Looks lovely. Get it booked. - One final question, Agent Nixon.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23- Are you ready? - Does this face look like it's ready?

0:22:23 > 0:22:25- Er, no.- It is ready.- Go!

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

0:22:35 > 0:22:39OK, Sam is in the house. Niamh hasn't got a clue.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42I'm going to get him into the bathroom first up.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44First challenge. Let's do this.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48What is that?

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Sam, Sam, get...

0:22:57 > 0:22:58(Mark, can you hear me?)

0:22:58 > 0:23:00I think she clocked you.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02I think she's clocked you already.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Mum, somebody's just walked into the house and gone into the bathroom.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08Oh, no, she's clocked you!

0:23:12 > 0:23:15There's a camera in the flowerpot?!

0:23:15 > 0:23:18She's got you straight away. It's going to be the shortest one ever!

0:23:18 > 0:23:20And a man's just walked into the bathroom.

0:23:20 > 0:23:21A man's just walked into the bathroom.

0:23:21 > 0:23:25- I think she's lying. - Sam, Sam, get into the bath.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28- That's a bit odd, isn't it?- Go and have a look in the bathroom then.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Hide in the bath, hide in the bath now. She's coming.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43There's no-one in there.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47I'm going to check behind the curtain.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50You don't need to check behind the curtain. There's no-one here.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53There's a red flashing light!

0:23:53 > 0:23:55- No, there isn't.- What is it?

0:23:55 > 0:23:57I think you're seeing things.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Have you had some sort of funny argument at school today?

0:24:04 > 0:24:07No, I swear.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10There was somebody's hand behind that curtain.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12It's a bit ridiculous.

0:24:12 > 0:24:13Mum's trying to cover it up.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16- The window's open.- Hello!

0:24:16 > 0:24:19What is that?

0:24:19 > 0:24:20She's clocked us straight away.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23It's a plant pot from school today.

0:24:23 > 0:24:24Why has it got a camera in it then?

0:24:24 > 0:24:28- It hasn't.- Mum?

0:24:28 > 0:24:31This round thing, it's got a little lens, right?

0:24:34 > 0:24:36And there's somebody in the bathroom.

0:24:36 > 0:24:40I think it's safe to say we have been rumbled!

0:24:40 > 0:24:42There's a camera there, a camera there.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45I'm going to see if there's one in my bedroom.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Is there a camera up in the loft?

0:24:47 > 0:24:50No, I'm about to go up there and put the Guides stuff away.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53- What is going on?- Nothing.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56- I think you're going on.- This has got to be some kind of world record.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59Can you come here a moment, please?

0:24:59 > 0:25:01No, I'm going to look in the bathroom.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03You've just looked in there.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Sam, get out of the bathroom now.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08- There's something strange going on here.- There isn't.- There is.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11- Where am I going?- Go into Mum and Dad's bedroom quickly now.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Go, go!

0:25:15 > 0:25:18You've got a really bad lying face on.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24FLOORBOARD CREAKS

0:25:24 > 0:25:26- What is that?- That's the wind.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29She's coming! She's coming! She's coming!

0:25:29 > 0:25:33- People don't make a habit of walking in the door, do they?- Told you!

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Oh, no!

0:25:35 > 0:25:37I told you there's someone there!

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Oh, no!

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Shortest In Yer House ever.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49I know it's you!

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Well, you two certainly seem to be getting on now.

0:25:53 > 0:25:57Yeah, thanks, Doctor. I think we're really working through our issues.

0:25:57 > 0:25:58No, no, certainly getting on,

0:25:58 > 0:26:01as in time hasn't exactly been kind to you, has it?

0:26:01 > 0:26:02Please don't frown.

0:26:02 > 0:26:07It just accentuates the lines in your horrendously wizened faces.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09Well, thanks, Doctor, for all your help.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13I think we're 100% cured now so, come on, Sam. Off we go, darling.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16- Thanks, Doctor.- Oh, well, if you're absolutely sure?

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Why wouldn't we be sure?

0:26:18 > 0:26:20Oh, no, just something he said when you were in the toilet for

0:26:20 > 0:26:22that strangely long period of time.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Why, what did he say?

0:26:24 > 0:26:27He mentioned words like "buffoon", "talentless" and, what was it?

0:26:27 > 0:26:31Oh, yes, "Smells like a badger's undercrackers."

0:26:31 > 0:26:34- Everything all right? - I can't believe you. You beast!

0:26:34 > 0:26:37- What you on about? - He's told me.- What?

0:26:37 > 0:26:38Everything you've been saying about me.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40I haven't been saying anything about you.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43- He's just told me!- Oh, man... - Dance, puppets.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about, Mark Thomas!

0:26:45 > 0:26:47- Dance for Daddy. - You're so defensive all the time.

0:26:47 > 0:26:50- I'm defensive, am I?- You know what annoys me about you?- Oh, go on.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53You speak in a high-pitched voice to get your point across.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55HIGH-PITCHED: I don't know what you're talking about!

0:26:55 > 0:26:58- Only dogs could hear that.- Do you know what annoys me about you?- What?

0:26:58 > 0:27:00That tooth. That tooth is a stupid tooth.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03It's about time someone paid them back for humiliating

0:27:03 > 0:27:04those poor, poor parents.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07Why don't YOU pipe down?

0:27:07 > 0:27:11JOLLY PIANO MUSIC

0:27:24 > 0:27:27Right on your face!

0:27:49 > 0:27:52Oh! Ha-ha-ha!

0:27:52 > 0:27:55Yes, none of these exercises seem to be working

0:27:55 > 0:27:57so I suggest we return to your roots.

0:27:57 > 0:28:02No, the world can not find out I'm not a natural mousy brown.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04Not your hair roots. I mean, your roots as pop singers.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07Why don't you try expressing your feelings to each other using

0:28:07 > 0:28:09- the medium of song?- I don't know.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12I don't think we're prepared for something like that.

0:28:12 > 0:28:16# Mark, I love your face

0:28:18 > 0:28:20# And, Mark

0:28:20 > 0:28:23# I really love your face

0:28:23 > 0:28:28# Sam, your hair glistens like a beacon of grease

0:28:29 > 0:28:34# No, but, Mark, I just said I really LOVE your face

0:28:34 > 0:28:36# You've got a big moon face

0:28:36 > 0:28:40# No, Mark, we're loving each other's faces at the minute

0:28:40 > 0:28:42# I've got a better face than you. #

0:28:42 > 0:28:44- No, MY face is better than your face!- My face is better!

0:28:44 > 0:28:46- My face is better! - My face is better!

0:28:46 > 0:28:48- # My face is better than yours. # - No!

0:28:48 > 0:28:50- # My face is better than yours. # - No! It's my face!

0:28:50 > 0:28:52# It's my face.

0:28:52 > 0:28:54# My-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my -my-my-my face

0:28:54 > 0:28:55# My face, my face is better

0:28:55 > 0:28:57# My face, my face. #

0:28:59 > 0:29:00Go on, carry on.

0:29:00 > 0:29:03How are we supposed to carry on singing with water in us face?

0:29:03 > 0:29:05You tell me.

0:29:06 > 0:29:09MUSIC: Uptown Girl by Billy Joel

0:29:27 > 0:29:30MUSIC: (Is This The Way To) Amarillo by Tony Christie

0:29:40 > 0:29:44MUSIC: Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepson

0:29:52 > 0:29:56MUSIC: Dancing Queen by ABBA

0:30:00 > 0:30:04MUSIC: Dancing In The Street by Martha and the Vandellas

0:30:15 > 0:30:18MUSIC: Don't Stop Me Now by Queen

0:30:23 > 0:30:26MUSIC: Roar by Katy Perry

0:31:16 > 0:31:20MUSIC: Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go by Wham!

0:31:32 > 0:31:36MUSIC: Angels by Robbie Williams

0:31:59 > 0:32:02MUSIC: Candy by Robbie Williams

0:32:07 > 0:32:11MUSIC: Reet Petite by Jackie Wilson

0:32:23 > 0:32:27MUSIC: 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton

0:32:41 > 0:32:44MUSIC: Reach by S Club 7

0:33:11 > 0:33:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:33:13 > 0:33:15Hold your fire, hold your fire.

0:33:18 > 0:33:22Well, now we've cooled down a little, I suggest we sit in silence

0:33:22 > 0:33:25and enjoy each other's company.

0:33:36 > 0:33:37- Will you just stop that?- What?

0:33:37 > 0:33:39The thing you keep doing with your eyelids.

0:33:39 > 0:33:41- What, blinking?- Yes, blinking.

0:33:41 > 0:33:44- What's wrong with the way I blink? - The noise!

0:33:44 > 0:33:45Does it have to be so loud?

0:33:45 > 0:33:48Blink-blink-blink-blink-blink -blink-blink-blink!

0:33:48 > 0:33:51That's all I hear every single minute of the blinking day!

0:33:51 > 0:33:53Well, you're a fine one to talk, aren't you?

0:33:53 > 0:33:57- That thing you do with your lungs. - What, breathing?- Yeah.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59- Well, it's keeping me alive. - Exactly.

0:33:59 > 0:34:01How do you two even work together?

0:34:01 > 0:34:02You look so in tune

0:34:02 > 0:34:05when you're facing off against other celebrities.

0:34:05 > 0:34:07That's different. That's because I'm really competitive.

0:34:07 > 0:34:08You're not as competitive as me.

0:34:08 > 0:34:11Huh, I think you'll find I'm more competitive.

0:34:11 > 0:34:15- I'm more competitive.- I'm 1,000 times more competitive than you.

0:34:15 > 0:34:18Well, I'm infinity more times competitive than you.

0:34:18 > 0:34:21Well, I'm infinity more times competitive than you plus one. Hah!

0:34:21 > 0:34:23- Have you heard this?- Sorry, I didn't hear a thing due to your...

0:34:23 > 0:34:26- SHOUTS:- ..incessant blinking!

0:34:31 > 0:34:36Somewhere on the streets of the UK, TV's dynamic duo,

0:34:36 > 0:34:38Sam and Mark, are about to go head-to-head with

0:34:38 > 0:34:42a pair of fearless celebs on a mystery mission.

0:34:42 > 0:34:44Let's go, let's go!

0:34:44 > 0:34:46Enlisting the help of the local community,

0:34:46 > 0:34:49they must do all they can to complete their surprise challenge,

0:34:49 > 0:34:54but only one daring double act will be victorious.

0:34:54 > 0:34:58This is Sam and Mark's Big Friday Face-Off!

0:35:00 > 0:35:01Hi, there. We're Sam and Mark.

0:35:01 > 0:35:04And they are top TV funnymen Johnny and Inel.

0:35:04 > 0:35:06- Hi, I'm Johnny.- And I'm Inel.

0:35:06 > 0:35:10- And we're funny.- Yes.- And we are on the beautiful beachfront of...

0:35:10 > 0:35:12ALL: Prestatyn!

0:35:12 > 0:35:16- But why, oh, why are we here?! - I don't know. You asked us.

0:35:16 > 0:35:19Well, apparently our challenge for today is contained in these

0:35:19 > 0:35:22- two golden envelopes. - Well, what are we waiting for?

0:35:22 > 0:35:26"Greetings, Sam, Mark, Johnny and Inel.

0:35:26 > 0:35:29"Welcome to the Big Face-off Song Challenge.

0:35:29 > 0:35:34"You must write and perform a song about all things Prestatyn.

0:35:34 > 0:35:37"The song must include the line, 'Press that in.'"

0:35:37 > 0:35:40Press that in!

0:35:41 > 0:35:46"Have at least one person playing an instrument." That's not me.

0:35:46 > 0:35:50- "Include lyrics provided by the lovely local folk."- Brilliant!- OK.

0:35:50 > 0:35:55"And have one additional person to join you in your performance.

0:35:55 > 0:35:57"You will have only a mobile phone

0:35:57 > 0:36:01- "and £50 to help you on your musical journey."- 50 quid as well?

0:36:01 > 0:36:05- We only spend a tenner of that and 40 quid profit.- Lovely!- Yeah!

0:36:05 > 0:36:08'Glad you're in tune with the challenge, boys.

0:36:08 > 0:36:11- 'Now, to your starting positions.' - All right. See you later, lads.

0:36:11 > 0:36:15Our duetting duos have to write a song before performing it at

0:36:15 > 0:36:17a holiday park at 8pm tonight,

0:36:17 > 0:36:20but who will judge the top tunes from the bum notes?

0:36:20 > 0:36:23Meet guest judges Joe and Jake.

0:36:23 > 0:36:26After meeting on The Voice UK, Joe and Jake went on to release

0:36:26 > 0:36:29their debut single and represent the UK

0:36:29 > 0:36:32at the 2016 Eurovision Song contest.

0:36:32 > 0:36:34Music is definitely their forte,

0:36:34 > 0:36:37but will our duo's tracks be a hit or a miss?

0:36:40 > 0:36:42Let the challenge commence.

0:36:46 > 0:36:47- Gametime, brother.- OK.

0:36:47 > 0:36:51OK, calm down. We need to get instruments first, I think.

0:36:51 > 0:36:54- OK, yeah.- Because at least we know then the vibe of the song that we

0:36:54 > 0:36:58need to go with. We could go to the place where I actually saw a guitar.

0:36:58 > 0:37:02- Oh, you've seen one already? - I've seen one. Let's go. Let's go.

0:37:02 > 0:37:03Where shall we start?

0:37:03 > 0:37:06Well, we're at the top of the hill, so let's go downhill. It's easier.

0:37:06 > 0:37:10- I reckon this is not going to be £50.- No, hopefully not.

0:37:10 > 0:37:13We've got to make a song up about the town,

0:37:13 > 0:37:17so if there's any lyrics that might spring to mind.

0:37:17 > 0:37:19Well, for starters, I don't live here.

0:37:19 > 0:37:23- I've only been to the jeweller's. - The jeweller's.- Jeweller's.

0:37:23 > 0:37:24'It's a start.'

0:37:24 > 0:37:29- Don't touch it! It says, "Please do not twang."- £22.50.

0:37:29 > 0:37:33- Can you haggle?- 20 quid, see if you can get it for 20 quid.- Well, that's

0:37:33 > 0:37:35- what I was thinking.- Then a £2 cup of tea.- Yeah.

0:37:35 > 0:37:38We're in Prestatyn and we've got to write a song about Prestatyn,

0:37:38 > 0:37:41so anything you might know about Prestatyn that might inspire

0:37:41 > 0:37:44- some lyrics?- I'm from Liverpool.

0:37:44 > 0:37:45We have got a bit of a challenge to do.

0:37:45 > 0:37:48We've got £50 and we need to find an instrument.

0:37:48 > 0:37:51- I've got a cracking lute up there. - SAM AND MARK: A lute?!- Yeah.

0:37:51 > 0:37:54- Now you're talking.- I don't know if I can play a lute.- 'What's a lute?'

0:37:54 > 0:37:56- Played in the medieval days. - Was it really?!

0:37:56 > 0:37:58- Do you mind just showing us it? - I think I could play that.

0:37:58 > 0:38:01- I've never tried to play a lute. - I think I could play that.

0:38:01 > 0:38:02Hey, sir.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05- Are you from Prestatyn at all? - Well, I live here.

0:38:05 > 0:38:08We've got to write a song about Prestatyn and we're looking

0:38:08 > 0:38:11for any inspiration, maybe, for lyrics that we can come up with.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14Is there anything you know that might help us?

0:38:14 > 0:38:16No.

0:38:18 > 0:38:20Yeah, that sounds terrible. I think we should stick with the guitar.

0:38:20 > 0:38:21I like it.

0:38:21 > 0:38:25But is there any, like, kind of local facts or anything that

0:38:25 > 0:38:27- might inspire some lyrics?- No.

0:38:27 > 0:38:30- We live by the sea. - Live by the sea.- Boom. That's big.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33- You're a lot more talented than what you let on.- Hey! There we are.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35What do you love about Prestatyn,

0:38:35 > 0:38:37other than this lovely shop, obviously?

0:38:37 > 0:38:39Various clientele comes in, you know.

0:38:39 > 0:38:41I mean, most of them are nice people.

0:38:41 > 0:38:44- You get the odd idiot, but most of them are nice.- That's a great lyric.

0:38:44 > 0:38:47- "Most of them are nice people, you get the odd idiot."- Yeah, yeah.

0:38:47 > 0:38:49Charming(!)

0:38:49 > 0:38:50Armed with an instrument,

0:38:50 > 0:38:52Sam and Mark are finding inspiration everywhere.

0:38:52 > 0:38:55# Bunny at the crossroads Waiting for the green man

0:38:55 > 0:38:58# Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. # You've still got it.

0:38:58 > 0:39:01We've got to make a song up about Prestatyn and we've already got

0:39:01 > 0:39:04- good jewels...- Good jewels. - ..from George.- Yes.

0:39:04 > 0:39:07- Live by the sea...- Living in it. - ..from Stephen.- Mm-hm.

0:39:07 > 0:39:10- I mean, the song basically writes itself.- I tell you what,

0:39:10 > 0:39:13- we have to just do two more minutes of this and we're done.- Yeah.

0:39:13 > 0:39:14Two more minutes, max.

0:39:14 > 0:39:16'Apparently this challenge is too easy.'

0:39:16 > 0:39:17Want a cup of tea or something?

0:39:17 > 0:39:20Well, we should do. I mean, we've got 50 quid.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23The biggest thing for Prestatyn, we are the end of the Offa's Dyke.

0:39:23 > 0:39:25Offa's? Offa?

0:39:25 > 0:39:28- Like the Pennine Trail, like that? - That kind of thing, yeah.- OK.

0:39:28 > 0:39:31Similar to the Pennine Trail.

0:39:31 > 0:39:34- Which is better - the Pennine Trail or Offa's Dyke?- Offa's definitely.

0:39:34 > 0:39:38- Does it OFFER much more?- 'Good one.'

0:39:38 > 0:39:40James, let's set the scene, yeah?

0:39:40 > 0:39:43- Right.- It's Friday. What are you going to be doing with your friends?

0:39:43 > 0:39:47- Beach.- Beach?- Yeah, beach.- Yeah! - Beach is a good one.

0:39:47 > 0:39:49- We ain't even got that. - What do you do at the beach?

0:39:50 > 0:39:53- Build sandcastles.- Yes!

0:39:53 > 0:39:55- Are you actually on telly?- Yeah.

0:39:55 > 0:40:00- Keep talking.- And this time of day, this is called the golden hour.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02- # Golden hour.- The golden hour. # - The golden hour.

0:40:02 > 0:40:05The beautiful hills and vales of Prestatyn.

0:40:05 > 0:40:08- # The beautiful hills... # - We have a retail park.

0:40:08 > 0:40:12So, James, let's finish this off, right? What are the houses like?

0:40:12 > 0:40:14Nice. Quite big, some of them.

0:40:14 > 0:40:17- Big houses, some of them. - Quite big houses.

0:40:17 > 0:40:20- Some of them.- Some of them are colourful.- Oi, colourful.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22- Quite colourful big houses. - Put that in.

0:40:22 > 0:40:25We haven't got a lot of lyrics. It's only going to be a minute long.

0:40:25 > 0:40:27Yeah. I reckon we've got more than enough.

0:40:27 > 0:40:28Johnny and Inel are running scared.

0:40:28 > 0:40:30I think we've got enough material for an entire album.

0:40:30 > 0:40:32I do.

0:40:32 > 0:40:35The stage is set. Both teams have put in some last-minute rehearsals,

0:40:35 > 0:40:40but whose song will win over our judges Joe and Jake?

0:40:40 > 0:40:41We are both going to be looking for

0:40:41 > 0:40:43a really confident and fun performance.

0:40:43 > 0:40:47- We really want the guys to stand out and just enjoy themselves.- Simple.

0:40:47 > 0:40:49Or is it? Time to find out.

0:40:49 > 0:40:53Introducing onto the stage, it's Johnny and Inel!

0:40:53 > 0:40:55Sing your heart out, lads.

0:40:55 > 0:40:57I'm actually quite nervous now.

0:41:00 > 0:41:02HE BEATBOXES

0:41:04 > 0:41:06# Prestatyn

0:41:06 > 0:41:09# Prestatyn, Prestatyn

0:41:09 > 0:41:10# Press that in

0:41:10 > 0:41:12# Press that in... #

0:41:29 > 0:41:31# Prestatyn

0:41:31 > 0:41:32# Prestatyn

0:41:32 > 0:41:34# Prestatyn

0:41:34 > 0:41:36# Press that in... #

0:41:45 > 0:41:47# Prestatyn

0:41:47 > 0:41:50- # Prestatyn, Prestatyn... # - It's really good.

0:41:50 > 0:41:52- It's really good. - # Press that in... #

0:41:52 > 0:41:54It's annoyingly good.

0:41:54 > 0:41:58# Prestatyn Prestatyn

0:41:58 > 0:42:01# Prestatyn

0:42:01 > 0:42:04# Prestatyn... #

0:42:04 > 0:42:07Sounds good, sounds good to me!

0:42:08 > 0:42:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:42:11 > 0:42:13Wow. Just wow!

0:42:13 > 0:42:16Those boys really know how to handle a tiny saxophone.

0:42:16 > 0:42:21- Please welcome to the stage Sam and Mark!- But will it be enough?

0:42:23 > 0:42:26Got it. # Ooh-ohh

0:42:26 > 0:42:29- # Wicked, wha-wha-wha-wha - Ooh-ooh

0:42:29 > 0:42:31# Yeah

0:42:31 > 0:42:32# Break it down

0:42:45 > 0:42:47# Prestatyn Prestatyn

0:42:47 > 0:42:50# Sounds like press that in Press that in

0:43:01 > 0:43:03# Prestatyn Prestatyn

0:43:03 > 0:43:07# Sounds like press that in Press that in

0:43:07 > 0:43:09# Prestatyn Prestatyn

0:43:09 > 0:43:12# Sounds like press that in

0:43:12 > 0:43:15- # Oohhhh... - Press it in, press it in

0:43:15 > 0:43:18# Press it in Press the button

0:43:18 > 0:43:21# Press it in, press it in Press it in, press it in

0:43:21 > 0:43:23# Press it, press it, press it in, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

0:43:23 > 0:43:26# Prestatyn, Prestatyn

0:43:26 > 0:43:29# Press that in Press that in

0:43:29 > 0:43:31# Prestatyn, Prestatyn

0:43:31 > 0:43:35# Prestatyn, Prestatyn Press that in. #

0:43:35 > 0:43:36- Thank you!- Thanks everybody.

0:43:36 > 0:43:41I want to press that into my CD player and put it on repeat.

0:43:41 > 0:43:44Anyway, it's judgment time.

0:43:44 > 0:43:48So, Jake, what did you like about Johnny and Inel's Song?

0:43:48 > 0:43:49I loved how unique it was.

0:43:49 > 0:43:51It was just so current and catchy

0:43:51 > 0:43:53and I think you got everyone involved.

0:43:53 > 0:43:56- And of course the use of instrument. - Fantastic use of the instrument.

0:43:56 > 0:43:59- Go on, give us a whirl. - Give us a blast.

0:43:59 > 0:44:02Beautiful, right? Isn't that beautiful?

0:44:02 > 0:44:05And of course, Sam and Mark, what d'you love about their performance?

0:44:05 > 0:44:08- The chorus!- # Press that in Prestatyn... #

0:44:08 > 0:44:10Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!

0:44:10 > 0:44:12Sing the chorus to Johnny and Inel's song!

0:44:14 > 0:44:17- OK, we've got some trash talk. - We're ready, aren't we, Jake?

0:44:17 > 0:44:20- After three?- After three.

0:44:20 > 0:44:22You guys going to count three? In three...

0:44:22 > 0:44:24AUDIENCE: ..two, one.

0:44:24 > 0:44:27JOE AND JAKE: Sam and Mark!

0:44:28 > 0:44:31- Congratulations. - # Prestatyn, Prestatyn

0:44:31 > 0:44:35# Press that in Press that in. #

0:44:35 > 0:44:39- Cheers, guys.- Oh, wow! We get a trophy and everything!

0:44:39 > 0:44:41CHEERING

0:44:41 > 0:44:45Thanks to Johnny and Inel. Thank you very much. Well played, well played.

0:44:45 > 0:44:50- Excellent competitors.- Sam and Mark, still number one.

0:44:50 > 0:44:51It's race time.

0:44:51 > 0:44:54Ready!

0:44:54 > 0:44:55Set!

0:44:57 > 0:45:00Sam and Mark and Catherine and Kelly have had just a couple of hours

0:45:00 > 0:45:03to find three people willing to join them in a 400m relay race.

0:45:03 > 0:45:05That's a good head start for us.

0:45:05 > 0:45:08Team Sam and Mark have taken an early lead.

0:45:08 > 0:45:10Is anyone else worried about Paddy?

0:45:10 > 0:45:12- Come on, Dave.- We need this now.

0:45:12 > 0:45:15Start running, Dave. GO!

0:45:15 > 0:45:18Wow, Team Sam and Mark really going for it.

0:45:18 > 0:45:21Oh, no, here comes the pram, here comes the wheels.

0:45:21 > 0:45:23Go! Go! Go! Whoo!

0:45:25 > 0:45:28- Well done, Dave.- Well done, Dave.

0:45:28 > 0:45:30Sam and Mark have set away.

0:45:30 > 0:45:33They are a person light, so they're having to do 200 metres

0:45:33 > 0:45:36as opposed to just one and they're already struggling.

0:45:36 > 0:45:38Well done, Sam!

0:45:38 > 0:45:40Go!

0:45:40 > 0:45:43Come on!

0:45:43 > 0:45:46- They're about to be overtaken. - 'He's like a gazelle.'

0:45:46 > 0:45:49That's the bit, that's the losing moment.

0:45:49 > 0:45:51They're in big trouble here.

0:45:51 > 0:45:53They're only halfway round the bend at the top of track and the

0:45:53 > 0:45:56Blue team are about to receive the baton for their final leg.

0:45:56 > 0:45:57One, two, three...

0:45:57 > 0:45:59Kelly and Catherine are away on the final leg.

0:45:59 > 0:46:02Eyes on the prize. Eyes on the prize.

0:46:02 > 0:46:03I'm really tired!

0:46:03 > 0:46:06Sam and Mark absolutely nowhere.

0:46:06 > 0:46:10- Come on!- Who was that guy who hurt his leg that time and his dad...?

0:46:10 > 0:46:12THEY LAUGH

0:46:12 > 0:46:15- They might as well give up now. - Come on!

0:46:15 > 0:46:17And here we go. Ten metres left.

0:46:21 > 0:46:25- Winners!- Victorious, the Blue team. Catherine and Kelly.

0:46:25 > 0:46:29- Argh!- Oh, come on!- Finish the race!

0:46:29 > 0:46:32Kind of knew they were going to win if I'm completely honest.

0:46:32 > 0:46:35Heads together, come on, lads. You've got this.

0:46:35 > 0:46:38Come on, boys!

0:46:38 > 0:46:41'And the losers. Too many trips to the biscuit tin.'

0:46:42 > 0:46:44Let's try a different tack.

0:46:44 > 0:46:47What would you two say if I said you would never see each other

0:46:47 > 0:46:50- ever again?- I'd say good riddance. - Oh, would you?

0:46:50 > 0:46:52Well, I'd say...good.

0:46:52 > 0:46:55Well, at least I wouldn't have to spend the next 13 years

0:46:55 > 0:46:58looking at your ridiculous facial expressions.

0:46:58 > 0:47:01Well, at least I wouldn't have to see that stupid dance of yours.

0:47:03 > 0:47:06Yes, thank you, if you could sit down, please. Thank you.

0:47:06 > 0:47:10Well, at least I'd have to learn twice as many lines. Oh.

0:47:10 > 0:47:12Oh, yeah. Come to think of it,

0:47:12 > 0:47:15- I'd have to start cleaning my own dressing room.- Yeah.

0:47:15 > 0:47:19And I'll have to clean the toilet with my own toothbrush.

0:47:19 > 0:47:24- Do you know what, mate? I couldn't live without you.- Nor I you.

0:47:24 > 0:47:27BOTH SOB

0:47:27 > 0:47:29HE RETCHES

0:47:29 > 0:47:32Oh, I've never seen this sickening side to you two before.

0:47:32 > 0:47:35- Hey, there's a lot you've not seen, Doctor.- Like this unseen footage

0:47:35 > 0:47:37from across the series, starting with

0:47:37 > 0:47:39a special performance from Union J.

0:47:39 > 0:47:41Who are you talking to?

0:47:41 > 0:47:42No-one.

0:47:47 > 0:47:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:47:54 > 0:47:58# I thought that I'd been hurt before

0:48:00 > 0:48:04# But no-one's ever left me quite this sore

0:48:06 > 0:48:11# Cos your words cut deeper than a knife

0:48:12 > 0:48:19# Now I need someone to breathe me back to life

0:48:20 > 0:48:23# I got a feeling that I'm going under

0:48:23 > 0:48:26# But I know that we'll make it out alive

0:48:26 > 0:48:29# If I quit calling you my lover

0:48:29 > 0:48:30# Move on

0:48:30 > 0:48:32# You watch me

0:48:32 > 0:48:34# Bleed until I can't breathe

0:48:34 > 0:48:37# Shaking, falling onto my knees

0:48:37 > 0:48:41# And now that I'm without your kisses

0:48:41 > 0:48:45# I'll be needing stitches

0:48:45 > 0:48:47# Tripping over myself

0:48:47 > 0:48:50# I'm aching, begging you to come help

0:48:50 > 0:48:54# And now that I'm without your kisses

0:48:54 > 0:48:58# I'll be needing stitches

0:48:58 > 0:49:02# Just like a moth drawn to the flame

0:49:03 > 0:49:09# Yeah, you pulled me in, I couldn't take the pain

0:49:11 > 0:49:14# Your bitter heart, cold to the touch

0:49:16 > 0:49:19# Now I'm gonna reap what I sow

0:49:19 > 0:49:24# I'm left seeing red on my own, my own

0:49:24 > 0:49:27# Got a feeling that I'm going under

0:49:27 > 0:49:30# But I know that I'll make it out alive

0:49:30 > 0:49:33# If I quit calling you my lover

0:49:33 > 0:49:35# Move on

0:49:35 > 0:49:36# You watch me

0:49:36 > 0:49:38# Bleed until I can't breathe

0:49:38 > 0:49:41# I'm shaking, falling onto my knees

0:49:41 > 0:49:46# And now that I'm without your kisses

0:49:46 > 0:49:49# I'll be needing stitches

0:49:49 > 0:49:51# Tripping over myself

0:49:51 > 0:49:54# I'm aching, begging you to come help

0:49:54 > 0:49:58# And now that I'm without your kisses

0:49:58 > 0:50:02# I'll be needing stitches

0:50:08 > 0:50:11# Needle and the thread, gotta get you out of my head

0:50:11 > 0:50:14# Needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead

0:50:14 > 0:50:18# Needle and the thread, gotta get you out of my head

0:50:18 > 0:50:21# Needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead

0:50:21 > 0:50:24# Needle and the thread, gotta get you out of my head

0:50:24 > 0:50:28# Needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead

0:50:28 > 0:50:30# Needle and the thread, gonna get you out of my head

0:50:30 > 0:50:32# Get you out of my head

0:50:32 > 0:50:36# You watch me bleed until I can't breathe

0:50:36 > 0:50:39# I'm shaking, falling onto my knees

0:50:39 > 0:50:43# And now that I'm without your kisses

0:50:43 > 0:50:46- # I'll be needing stitches - I'll be needing stitches

0:50:46 > 0:50:48# Tripping over myself

0:50:48 > 0:50:52# I'm aching, begging you to come help

0:50:52 > 0:50:56# And now that I'm without your kisses

0:50:56 > 0:50:58# I'll be needing stitches

0:50:58 > 0:51:03# And now that I'm without your kisses

0:51:03 > 0:51:05# I'll be needing stitches

0:51:05 > 0:51:09- # (And I'll be) - I'm without your kisses

0:51:09 > 0:51:14# I'll be needing sti-i-itches, yeah. #

0:51:14 > 0:51:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you.

0:51:17 > 0:51:18BELL RINGS

0:51:18 > 0:51:22Will all children congregate in the Wind-Up assembly hall,

0:51:22 > 0:51:24for School Of Shame?!

0:51:24 > 0:51:27Here's your geography supply teacher,

0:51:27 > 0:51:30Mr "Naughty Step" Nixon.

0:51:33 > 0:51:35Hello, class.

0:51:35 > 0:51:36- ALL:- Hello, Mr Nixon!

0:51:36 > 0:51:39Hello, everybody!

0:51:40 > 0:51:42And here's your PE teacher,

0:51:42 > 0:51:45Mr "Can't Control The Class" Rhodes.

0:51:45 > 0:51:47Hello, class!

0:51:47 > 0:51:49SILENCE

0:51:50 > 0:51:54Right, that's what I'm talking about. Respect!

0:51:54 > 0:51:55Now, boys and girls,

0:51:55 > 0:51:58it has come to my attention that

0:51:58 > 0:52:02a lot of you here have been very, very naughty.

0:52:02 > 0:52:05Just like you, Anne! DRAMATIC DRUMBEAT

0:52:05 > 0:52:07- Is this Jessica?- Yeah.

0:52:07 > 0:52:09- Jessica, is this your mum Anne? - Yeah.

0:52:09 > 0:52:11Now, I've heard that your mum

0:52:11 > 0:52:13- is a bad dancer. Is this right? - Yeah.- No.

0:52:13 > 0:52:16No? Well, we're about to find out. Anne, stand up...

0:52:16 > 0:52:19Let's have some music, give us a bit of a dance.

0:52:19 > 0:52:21MUSIC: Candyman by Christina Aguilera

0:52:21 > 0:52:23Wooo!

0:52:23 > 0:52:25I quite like it actually. Yeah!

0:52:25 > 0:52:27Why is your mum embarrassing?

0:52:27 > 0:52:30Like, when me and my mates are chilling out, and...

0:52:30 > 0:52:32When we play FIFA, we always, like, like to dab when we score,

0:52:32 > 0:52:34and then a couple of times

0:52:34 > 0:52:37Mum comes in the room and starts to dab.

0:52:37 > 0:52:39- Dab?- Around my mates.

0:52:39 > 0:52:41What's... What's "dab"?

0:52:41 > 0:52:42What is a dab?

0:52:42 > 0:52:43Can you do a dab for me?

0:52:45 > 0:52:47What is it?! Go on, do a dab.

0:52:47 > 0:52:49I don't know what that is!

0:52:49 > 0:52:52- How embarrassing is he? What does he do that's embarrassing?- Erm...

0:52:52 > 0:52:54his dancing's really embarrassing.

0:52:54 > 0:52:55Oh, no!

0:52:55 > 0:52:57I hear that you've banned him from dancing

0:52:57 > 0:53:01- in your house.- Yes.- Is it because he dances to Madchester music?- Yes.

0:53:01 > 0:53:04- Is this right, Ian?- You know what it's like, the mood just takes me.

0:53:04 > 0:53:07- Does it really? - A record comes on the radio...

0:53:07 > 0:53:09- A record(!)- Yeah. - ..and I've got to get dancing.

0:53:09 > 0:53:11Well, do you know what, you might be banned in your house,

0:53:11 > 0:53:13but you're not banned in the Wind-Up studio -

0:53:13 > 0:53:14stand up, let's get some music!

0:53:14 > 0:53:17MUSIC: Step On by Happy Mondays

0:53:21 > 0:53:23Mad for it! Mad for it.

0:53:23 > 0:53:25Now, Cara, this is your stepdad, isn't it?

0:53:25 > 0:53:27- Yeah.- And he's very embarrassing, isn't he?- Yeah.

0:53:27 > 0:53:30He was very embarrassing earlier on today.

0:53:30 > 0:53:31That's right, isn't it, Richard?

0:53:31 > 0:53:35- Because you went into the wrong lavatories.- I did.

0:53:35 > 0:53:37- Which ones did you go into? - The ladies'.- The ladies'?!

0:53:37 > 0:53:39I think you need your eyes testing, mate.

0:53:39 > 0:53:40- What's your job?- Optician.

0:53:40 > 0:53:42- Brilliant. - LAUGHTER

0:53:42 > 0:53:45Now, you did something very embarrassing once,

0:53:45 > 0:53:46because I believe you were sat in your car,

0:53:46 > 0:53:48and a van came and parked

0:53:48 > 0:53:50- right by the side of your car, didn't it?- Yeah.

0:53:50 > 0:53:53So you got out of your car, and you gave the people whose van it was

0:53:53 > 0:53:55- a piece of your mind, didn't you?- Yes.

0:53:55 > 0:53:57Now, this is your dad, isn't it?

0:53:57 > 0:54:01Now, it was embarrassing for you, wasn't it? Because whose van was it?

0:54:01 > 0:54:03- Ant and Dec's.- Ant and Dec's van?!

0:54:03 > 0:54:05LAUGHTER

0:54:05 > 0:54:09- You gave Ant and Dec a piece of your mind?- Oh, yes, I did.

0:54:09 > 0:54:10Rhydian...

0:54:10 > 0:54:12- That's your mum, innit?- Yeah.

0:54:12 > 0:54:14- She's embarrassing, isn't she? - Yeah.

0:54:14 > 0:54:18- Why is that? - She does a terrible '70s dancing.

0:54:18 > 0:54:20Well, we gotta see this, haven't we?

0:54:20 > 0:54:22Go on, love - up you get, Come on, love.

0:54:22 > 0:54:24FUNKY '70s-STYLE MUSIC

0:54:29 > 0:54:31Leave me hanging for ages!

0:54:31 > 0:54:34What do you do in front of Kayleigh's friends all the time,

0:54:34 > 0:54:36which is disgusting, quite frankly, Peter?

0:54:36 > 0:54:38I blow air through my eye.

0:54:38 > 0:54:40- You blow air through your eye?! - I do.

0:54:40 > 0:54:43I've never heard of this mystical magicness. What is it?

0:54:43 > 0:54:46- Shall I do it?- Yeah, please. Do I need to mic your eye(?)

0:54:46 > 0:54:47- Just there, yeah.- OK...

0:54:47 > 0:54:48SQUEAKY NOISE

0:54:48 > 0:54:51GROANING AND LAUGHTER Awww!

0:54:51 > 0:54:53That's not embarrassing, it's awesome!

0:54:53 > 0:54:55I mean, it's embarrassing!

0:54:55 > 0:54:56Why is your mum embarrassing?

0:54:56 > 0:54:59Well, every time Uptown Funk comes on in the shops

0:54:59 > 0:55:01she decides to sing and dance.

0:55:01 > 0:55:03I want to see this. Stand up. Come on.

0:55:03 > 0:55:06MUSIC: Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson feat. Bruno Mars

0:55:09 > 0:55:11Look at her face, she loves it, she loves it!

0:55:11 > 0:55:12I hear that your dad's embarrassing

0:55:12 > 0:55:15because he plays guitar a lot and sings silly songs. Is that right?

0:55:15 > 0:55:19- He does.- Does he? Oh, well, you'll never guess what, Martin -

0:55:19 > 0:55:21we've got a guitar right here.

0:55:21 > 0:55:24- Oh, great.- Here we go! Sing a little song, will you? Here we go...

0:55:24 > 0:55:25- Oh, dear...- Here we go.

0:55:25 > 0:55:28DISCORDANT STRUMMING Oh, that's lovely in tune, carry on.

0:55:28 > 0:55:32# She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes... #

0:55:32 > 0:55:33Yee-ha!

0:55:33 > 0:55:35# She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes... #

0:55:35 > 0:55:36Yee-ha! Look at him.

0:55:36 > 0:55:40# She'll be coming round the mountain, coming round the mountain

0:55:40 > 0:55:43# Coming round the mountain when she comes. #

0:55:43 > 0:55:45Aw, that was awful...

0:55:45 > 0:55:48..I like you more.

0:55:48 > 0:55:49- Oh, I like YOU more.- YOU more!

0:55:49 > 0:55:52- Stop it, you...- Right, that's it! You two make me sick.

0:55:52 > 0:55:55Have you forgotten what he said about you being unable to talk

0:55:55 > 0:55:56without using an autocue?!

0:55:56 > 0:55:58That isn't...

0:55:58 > 0:55:59Yeah. True.

0:55:59 > 0:56:01False? Correct?

0:56:01 > 0:56:03And what about him, saying that your greatest achievement

0:56:03 > 0:56:05was losing a cooking competition?

0:56:05 > 0:56:08- How's his Scotch eggs, eh? Still "inadequate"?- Doctor...

0:56:08 > 0:56:10We've both grown as humans since then.

0:56:10 > 0:56:13- I hear you.- I forgive you.

0:56:13 > 0:56:16BOTH: I still like you.

0:56:16 > 0:56:18No, this isn't how it's meant to be. I get paid by the hour.

0:56:18 > 0:56:21I was supposed to get another four years out of you two.

0:56:21 > 0:56:24I'm sensing some anger issues. You ever considered counselling?

0:56:24 > 0:56:25It's not me that needs the counselling.

0:56:25 > 0:56:28You two are a pair of useless...

0:56:28 > 0:56:30Excuse me, Doctor.

0:56:30 > 0:56:33If you wouldn't mind using your "indoor voice", please -

0:56:33 > 0:56:35- I don't want you upsetting my Marky again.- Oh, thanks, Sam.

0:56:35 > 0:56:38He was beginning to hurt my delicate auditory system.

0:56:38 > 0:56:41- Don't worry, Mark. That's what friends are for.- Aww.

0:56:41 > 0:56:43Right, that's it. I'm off. I'm off - to Tenerife!

0:56:43 > 0:56:47And I'm never - I repeat, NEVER, coming back!

0:56:47 > 0:56:51- Taxi...- Moody. Something we said?

0:56:51 > 0:56:52Hey, Mark -

0:56:52 > 0:56:54let's vow never to argue again.

0:56:54 > 0:56:57Yeah, we've been through so many good times during this series.

0:56:57 > 0:56:59- I love you, man.- I love you too.

0:56:59 > 0:57:02- Come here.- Come here!

0:57:02 > 0:57:04Oh, there is one more thing I need to say to you.

0:57:04 > 0:57:06- What's that?- Bag.

0:57:06 > 0:57:08Ah...!

0:57:11 > 0:57:12(Ah, that's better.)

0:57:12 > 0:57:15# ..Having a good time, having a good time

0:57:15 > 0:57:18# I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky, like a tiger

0:57:18 > 0:57:21- Yeah, yeah, yeah... - # Defying the laws of gravity... #

0:57:21 > 0:57:22- Who are they after?! - I've got no idea!

0:57:22 > 0:57:28# I'm a racing car passing by, like Lady Godiva

0:57:28 > 0:57:32# I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me

0:57:32 > 0:57:35# I'm burning through the sky, yeah

0:57:35 > 0:57:40# 200 degrees, that's why they call me Mr Fahrenheit

0:57:40 > 0:57:43# I'm travelling at the speed of light

0:57:43 > 0:57:46# I want to make a supersonic man out of you

0:57:46 > 0:57:48# Don't stop me now

0:57:48 > 0:57:52# I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball

0:57:52 > 0:57:53# Don't stop me now

0:57:53 > 0:57:58# If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call

0:57:58 > 0:58:00# Don't stop me cos I'm having a good time

0:58:00 > 0:58:04# Don't stop me now, yes, I'm having a good time

0:58:04 > 0:58:09# I don't wanna stop at all! #

0:58:09 > 0:58:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE