0:00:02 > 0:00:04- 'Why does this man look so shifty?' - LAUGHTER
0:00:04 > 0:00:08- 'Why do these two keep sniggering?' - LAUGHTER
0:00:08 > 0:00:11- 'And was it him who let one go?' - LAUGHTER
0:00:11 > 0:00:15'Welcome to the show where no-one is safe.
0:00:15 > 0:00:20'It's Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38'Wowzers! It's Sam and Mark!'
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# Fell in love with the girl at the rock show
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# She said, "What?" and I told her that I didn't know
0:00:43 > 0:00:46# She's so cool Gonna sneak in through her window
0:00:46 > 0:00:48# Everything's better when she's around
0:00:48 > 0:00:51# I can't wait till her parents go out of town
0:00:51 > 0:00:54# I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
0:00:57 > 0:00:59# With the girl at the rock show... #
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- Oh! BOTH:- Welcome to the weekend!
0:01:05 > 0:01:09- Oh, yeah!- Oh, yeah!- Good audience. - Have we got a great show for you.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- Have we?- We have, mate, indeed. - Brilliant.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14In a moment, some members of our audience
0:01:14 > 0:01:16will meet their TV heroes.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21We'll also be punishing the UK's most embarrassing parents
0:01:21 > 0:01:24and playing the wettest karaoke game ever.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29And find out what happened when we travelled to Newcastle
0:01:29 > 0:01:34for a comedy-based Face Off against the two and only Jedward.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?
0:01:36 > 0:01:38The ultrasound man.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- THEY LAUGH - That is class!
0:01:41 > 0:01:44What do you call a crocodile who's coming to rob your food?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- Crook-o-dile. - LAUGHTER
0:01:46 > 0:01:49And on top of all that, we've got a very special performance
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- at the end of the show. - Indeed we have.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53But right now, remember, on this show, no-one is safe.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57That's right. We know everything about every single one of you.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00For example, Roza, apparently,
0:02:00 > 0:02:02you can make your eyes rapidly shake.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Let's see.- Let's see. - SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYS
0:02:05 > 0:02:07LAUGHTER Oh-ho!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- That's frightening.- Strange.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13And, Bea, you can do the Mexican wave with your tongue.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Show us.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- Very odd. Very odd. - That's wonderful.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Ellie, apparently, you are a brilliant dancer
0:02:19 > 0:02:22and your dream is to be on The Next Step.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Ooh! Well, look who's coming down the stairs behind you.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30- That's right.- Oh! It's Simeon Qsyea from Taking The Next Step.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Yes, you and me are going to be doing a solo today.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- LAUGHTER - Look at your face.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42You're going to come with me now downstairs
0:02:42 > 0:02:44and we're going to do a little solo.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Ellie, that's the performance we were talking about.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49You're it. LAUGHTER
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- Welcome.- It's amazing.- Nice one.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55- You best get rehearsing, guys. Off you go.- Let's go, let's go.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Let's hear it for Simeon! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:58 > 0:03:03- Aw! Nice, that.- Brilliant.- Nice. Making dreams come true.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06That's what we do. OK, now... Wait. Wait a minute.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07We're looking for someone
0:03:07 > 0:03:11who recognises these objects.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12A potato.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15A cauliflower.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18A frog hat.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22And a doll called Bobby.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Who do all these belong to, please? Who?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- Oh! - THEY LAUGH
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Yeah, that's right, Arabella. It's you.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Stay right there because we're coming to you.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:37 > 0:03:43- Hiya!- Hi, Arabella. You all right? How you doing?- I'm fine.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46So, can you explain to us what all those things were about?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Well, we did stand-up comedy at the library.- Cool.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- And was that your box of props? - Yeah.- OK. All right.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54So, what type of things do you do with this box of props?
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Well, we got some random people up from the audience and just, like,
0:03:57 > 0:04:01gave them random stuff and made them sing and dance to Lady Gaga.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03- That sounds brilliant! - Sounds like a fantastic act.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- With a cauliflower? That's amazing.- Yeah.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Now, we've heard that you do quite a few impressions. Is that right?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Yeah, I can do Cheryl Cole. - Go on, then.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- NEWCASTLE ACCENT:- I'm Cheryl Cole. - LAUGHTER
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- It's good. It's good. - You need to teach us that, Arabella.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Yeah, definitely.- And, also, this is your mum Jan, isn't it?- Yeah.- Hi.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Jan, you do impressions also,
0:04:21 > 0:04:25and especially one of a famous CBBC star.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Hiya, cocker. - LAUGHTER
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Might need work, that.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Well, guys, I tell you what - we love you guys...- Yeah, we do.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34..and I think you both have earned the chance to win
0:04:34 > 0:04:38some fantastic prizes in a game that is based on your love of comedy.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Yeah. So, come with us as we play...
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- BOTH:- Punchline Crunchtime. - Come on down, guys.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Welcome to TV's funniest game show since
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Richard Osman forgot his trousers on an episode of Pointless.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Here's how it works.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56We are going to tell you guys the start of some funny
0:04:56 > 0:04:58and not-so-funny jokes.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Now, all the punchlines are behind these doors,
0:05:01 > 0:05:05so you must pick the door you think the correct punchline is behind.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09We are giving you a minute to match all eight,
0:05:09 > 0:05:12so this is a test of memory as well as comedy knowledge.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14For every joke you complete,
0:05:14 > 0:05:17you'll win a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- Does that sound good, Arabella?- Yeah.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Now, before we go on, we need somebody
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- to lurk behind those doors to give you guys the punchlines.- Yeah.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29If only we had a hilarious comedy expert to help us out.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- But who? Who? - You all right, cockers?
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Wa-hey!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Welcome, welcome, welcome, me old cockers.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40- Where you going? Come back. - LAUGHTER
0:05:40 > 0:05:43I heard your atrocious impression of me before.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45LAUGHTER
0:05:45 > 0:05:47OK, Hacker, back in your box. Go on, off you go.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Hey, I'm not a puppet, you know!
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- We'll put a laugh on that later. - LAUGHTER
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- Arabella and Jan, are you ready for this?- Yes.- Yes.- Beautiful.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00In that case, start the clock.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- Pick a number.- Three. - Why did the chicken cross the road?
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Hello. No, to get to the other side.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- Yay!- That's the right answer. OK, OK.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains."
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Four.- Number four. - OK. Doctor, Doctor,
0:06:16 > 0:06:17I feel like a pair of curtains.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Shark-infested custard.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- That's the wrong answer. - That's the wrong answer!
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- "My dog has no nose. How does it smell?"- Eight.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28My dog has no nose. How does it smell?
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Swimming trunks.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32LAUGHTER Wrong answer.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36- "What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?"- Five.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Pull yourself together! - That's the wrong answer!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44OK. "I'm on a seafood diet."
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Four.- I'm on a seafood diet.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Shark-infested custard.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51That's wrong. It's the wrong answer.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54"What's a horse's favourite soap?"
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- Four.- Four?- Again.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- It's still shark-infested custard. - LAUGHTER
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- KLAXON BLARES Oh, no!- Was that wrong?
0:07:03 > 0:07:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- Oh, deary me!- That was hilarious!
0:07:12 > 0:07:16So, Arabella, it's not all doom and gloom.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18You did manage to complete one joke,
0:07:18 > 0:07:21which means you get a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Oh, oh, oh! That was brilliant.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Well, that went well, didn't it? - Nice to see you, Hacker.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30What did you think of their comedy knowledge there?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Dreadful, wasn't it? - It was pretty bad.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34LAUGHTER Hey, don't worry, guys,
0:07:34 > 0:07:37because we are now going to give you the chance
0:07:37 > 0:07:39to win tonight's star prize.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- Oh!- AUDIENCE:- Ooh! - And that prize - that prize -
0:07:42 > 0:07:44is tickets to a comedy workshop.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!- They need that.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48So you can really learn some knowledge cos you need it.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50LAUGHTER How does that sound, guys?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Sound good?- Sounds good.- Excellent. - Brilliant.- I need it.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Now, as you can see, we have a series of funny characters
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- lining up on our comedy carpet. - There they are.
0:07:59 > 0:08:04Guys, you will have 20 seconds to give them their correct names
0:08:04 > 0:08:07from the wall of names behind you.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Do you understand?- Yeah. - Excellent.- Brilliant.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12In that case, let's see who we've got.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Hacker, take it away.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16A man in a paper suit,
0:08:16 > 0:08:18a man with a seagull on his head,
0:08:18 > 0:08:21a woman with a radiator on her head,
0:08:21 > 0:08:24and a girl with two toilets on her head,
0:08:24 > 0:08:27and two men in a window.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31- Interesting. Arabella and Jan, are you ready?- Yes.- Yes.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Remember, you've only got 20 seconds.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Match the names with the people. Best of luck. Your time starts now.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41- Go!- Go, go, go! - Be quick, be quick, be quick.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43OK, pass it to him, pass it to him. That's it.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- Pass it to him. Yeah, that's it. - Hold it in front of you, guys.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47That's it. Be quicker.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Be better!- Interesting.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- This is very interesting. - Think about it.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Come on, think about it! Think about it!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- Oh, wait, no...- This is...
0:08:58 > 0:09:00KLAXON BLARES Wow!
0:09:00 > 0:09:05- Wow!- Well done.- Time's up.- Phew! - Take a good look at the names.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Is there any ones you'd probably like to change or are you happy?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10- SHE LAUGHS - That one?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13I'm going to give you the chance to change at least one of them
0:09:13 > 0:09:15because I'd like you to win SOME prizes.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17LAUGHTER
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- OK, interesting, interesting. - OK. All right, all right.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- I mean, it doesn't change anything. - Nah.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26LAUGHTER
0:09:26 > 0:09:29"What do you call a man in a paper suit?"
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Russell.- That's correct. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- Cos it rustles.- Rustles!
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- Cos it rustles.- Cos it rustles. It's a sound-based joke.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Yeah!- Exactly, Hacker. Here we go with number two.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?"
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Cliff.- That's the right answer!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Yeah!- See?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- We are cooking here.- Cliff - clever.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55"What do you call a woman with a radiator on her head?"
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Kate.- I don't get it. - I don't get it.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00That's cos it's wrong. It's Anita.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04- Anita, isn't it?- It's Anita. - Anita.- Anita.- Anita.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- "What do you call a woman with two toilets on her head?"- Anita.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- But why? - LAUGHTER, FARTING
0:10:10 > 0:10:14- Why?- You could do.- No, you don't. It's stupid. It's Lulu.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18- Lulu, isn't it?- Lulu, Bog-Bog, Lav-Lav.- We know that now.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Oh, man!
0:10:20 > 0:10:24And finally - finally - "What do you call two men in a window?"
0:10:24 > 0:10:26- Curt.- And Rod.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30- CHEERING Curtain rod.- Curtain rod.- Excellent.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34You didn't do well there, but I think you really need that workshop
0:10:34 > 0:10:36to actually work on your comedy skills.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Shall we give her the prize?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Let's give her the prize! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:40 > 0:10:42We're going to give it to you - the comedy workshops!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45CHEERING
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Well done, cockers. - Yeah. Hacker...- What?
0:10:48 > 0:10:53- ..have you any parting words for Arabella and Jan?- Yes, I have.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- Cheers, cockers! - LAUGHTER
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Hey, and the fun doesn't end there because you...- Didn't start there.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01..could win some more prizes later on
0:11:01 > 0:11:04cos you'll be taking part in our endgame, Ball Fall.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- How does that sound? BOTH:- Ooh! - Yeah, it sounds pretty good.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08Give it up one more time for Arabella, Jan,
0:11:08 > 0:11:10and, of course, Hacker T Dog.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, cockers. Thank you.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Hi, I'm Amy-Leigh Hickman. - And I'm Jessica Revell,
0:11:18 > 0:11:20and I think Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- is the funniest thing on TV. - Yeah, I know.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Have you seen it? It's a joke!
0:11:26 > 0:11:29'Ladies and gentlemen, tonight on the Wind Up Wheel,
0:11:29 > 0:11:33'Mr Simeon Qsyea!'
0:11:33 > 0:11:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Simeon, how you doing?
0:11:38 > 0:11:41I'm doing great and nervous all at the same time.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43You look a bit scared in the eyes.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- You're holding on to that chair like that.- I'm holding on.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48I was like this before, like, "No, no."
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Now, Simeon, like we said,
0:11:50 > 0:11:53on this show, no-one is safe, even our celebrity guests.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Indeed, which is why we've attached Simeon
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- to this non-government-approved wheel.- It'll be fine, Simeon.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Besides, you signed all your human rights away
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- when you sat on that wheel. - Yes.- Yeah, very true.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Here's how it works. We'll be spinning Simeon around
0:12:04 > 0:12:07until he's dizzy, sick, or possibly much worse.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09He could land on any of these categories,
0:12:09 > 0:12:11but he has no idea what's in store for him.
0:12:11 > 0:12:16- Simeon, are you ready?- I am ready. - Good! Because it's time to...
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- AUDIENCE:- Wind up that wheel! - MUSIC PLAYS
0:12:19 > 0:12:23- Am I allowed to put my arms up? - Oh, yeah!- That's good.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Stop that wheel!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31- BOTH:- Ooh!- "Dance Like..." You'll like this, Simeon.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- All right.- OK, so, Simeon, we want you to dance like
0:12:34 > 0:12:37a penguin who really needs the toilet
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- doing a slow bossa nova. So, come and stand here.- Come on.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- You should be great at this. - We have some music for you.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- Thank you.- Cue the music. BOSSA NOVA MUSIC PLAYS
0:12:45 > 0:12:47So, you're a penguin that needs the toilet.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51LAUGHTER
0:12:54 > 0:12:58APPLAUSE
0:12:58 > 0:13:01CHEERING
0:13:01 > 0:13:05- That was easy.- Mate, sit yourself down. Amazing.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Can we just have "Dance Like..." all the time? That was great.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- That was amazing!- That was great. OK, it's time to...
0:13:11 > 0:13:16- AUDIENCE:- Wind up that wheel! - MUSIC PLAYS
0:13:16 > 0:13:18OK, stop the wheel!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Ooh, Forfeit. AUDIENCE MEMBER:- Yes!
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Someone in the audience going, "Yes!"- Hey!- "Yes!"
0:13:26 > 0:13:33OK, your forfeit, Simeon, is to sing the highest note you can.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- Ready?- OK.- Highest ever. We only want dogs to hear this.- Right.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- HIGH-PITCHED NOTE:- # Wah-ah-ah-ah-ah
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- # Wah-ah-ah. # - LAUGHTER
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- BUZZER - What?!
0:13:47 > 0:13:51- We needed a high C for you to pass. - Yeah. I liked it. I liked it.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- Unlucky.- I think it was good. - Unlucky, Simeon. It's time to...
0:13:54 > 0:13:59- AUDIENCE:- Wind up that wheel! - MUSIC PLAYS
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Stop that wheel!
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Ooh! Prize Question.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Right, this is Charlotte.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Charlotte is about to ask you a question
0:14:15 > 0:14:17which I have written on this card.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19If you get the correct answer to the question,
0:14:19 > 0:14:23- Charlotte wins a fantastic prize. - OK.- So, no pressure, then.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Charlotte, I'm coming for you. Where are you, Charlotte? Where are you?
0:14:26 > 0:14:29There you are over there. Let's have a look.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31OK, stand yourself up, Charlotte.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33OK. Right, I'm coming through. I'm coming through.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Soz. Soz. Right.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39OK, so your question is this question here.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43"How many months of the year end with the letter Y?"
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- Think about it. - So, go through it, go through it.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57- I think I've got it. - OK, and we're going for...?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Yes, I'm going for three.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03- AUDIENCE:- No!- Four! Four! - What are you going for, Simeon?
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- I meant four.- Four. - You're saying four?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Exactly what I meant. I was tricking you all.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- OK. - LAUGHTER
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- Charlotte... - I'm a comedian, as well.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14..do you want to tell Simeon whether he's got the right answer?
0:15:14 > 0:15:19- It's four! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:19 > 0:15:23And, Charlotte, you win a digital camera.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Nice work. Nice work. Well done.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Simeon, thank you very much for that.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31How are you feeling after all that spinning?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- I feel like I'm very dizzy right now.- Sorry about that.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36And it was a lot of pressure with the spinning.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Ooh, and by the way, how's the rehearsing going with Ellie?
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- Ooh, I better check that out right now.- You best go, actually.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Off you go. We'll see you later on. It's Simeon, everybody!
0:15:44 > 0:15:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- SMASHING - Oh. Oh.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51- He'll be fine. He'll be fine. - Good rehearsing. Great.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Right now, though, it's time to find out what happened
0:15:54 > 0:15:57when we travelled to Newcastle for a Big Friday Face Off.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59We didn't have any details of the challenge,
0:15:59 > 0:16:02but that didn't matter because nothing could prepare us
0:16:02 > 0:16:03for the chaos ahead.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07'Somewhere on the streets of the UK,
0:16:07 > 0:16:10'TV's dynamic duo Sam and Mark
0:16:10 > 0:16:13'are about to go head-to-head with a pair of fearless celebs
0:16:13 > 0:16:15'on a mystery mission.'
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Let's go, let's go!
0:16:17 > 0:16:19'Enlisting the help of the local community,
0:16:19 > 0:16:23'they must do all they can to complete their surprise challenge,
0:16:23 > 0:16:27'but only one daring double act will be victorious.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31'This is Sam and Mark's Big Friday Face Off.'
0:16:33 > 0:16:37- Hi there. We're Sam and Mark. - And they are pop superstars Jedward.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39- Yay!- Thanks, guys.- And we're in...
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- But why on earth are we here? - No idea.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Guys, we're going to know when we open these envelopes.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49- Hoo-hoo!- Ho-ho!
0:16:49 > 0:16:52"Greetings, Sam, Mark, John and Edward.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54"Welcome to the comedy challenge."
0:16:54 > 0:16:56"You must write and rehearse a comedy routine
0:16:56 > 0:16:59"using jokes, lines and ideas provided by the people of
0:16:59 > 0:17:01"Newcastle."
0:17:01 > 0:17:05- "Your routine must contain an animal joke."- "A comedy prop."
0:17:05 > 0:17:08"And somebody you meet must join you on stage.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10"Now, make haste, for you will be headlining The Stand
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- "Comedy Club at 2pm this afternoon." - Oh, my goodness!
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Good luck.- Yeah, good luck. You're going to need it.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- Oh!- Oh, fighting talk already. I like it.- Already bringing it.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21The coolest people ever in Newcastle.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22I'm genuinely very nervous about this.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26- My comedy prop's going to be my hair.- Oh, yeah, that's true.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28- MR D:- 'All right, enough of this funny business.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29'Time to get a move on.'
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Good luck. Good luck, boys.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35'So, our super duos have just a few hours
0:17:35 > 0:17:37'to prepare a top-notch comedy set,
0:17:37 > 0:17:40'but who will judge the pairs' performances?
0:17:40 > 0:17:43'Meet Bec Hill.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44'Bec's appeared on stage and screen
0:17:44 > 0:17:48'and regularly stars on CBBC's The Dog Ate My Homework.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52'What will she be looking for from our daring duos' stand-up?'
0:17:52 > 0:17:55I'm looking for simple material that's funny and well-delivered,
0:17:55 > 0:17:58and I really want them to hit those specific points of the challenge.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00If they don't do that, I will deduct points.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05'Let the challenge commence.'
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- All right, let's go.- Yeah.- Come on.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- OK, let's do it.- Let's do it. Let's steal some jokes.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Hey, is this a good prop?
0:18:16 > 0:18:18All right, hold on a sec. We just need to find our props.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- Wait, can we spend money on our prop or not?- No, we've no money.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23We need to ask someone for something for free.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Hello. Hello. Sorry to interrupt.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28I was just wondering if you know any jokes.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30A little lad knocks on the door and he says,
0:18:30 > 0:18:32"Your dog's chasing us on my bike."
0:18:32 > 0:18:34- I said, "Take the bike off him." - HE LAUGHS
0:18:34 > 0:18:36- Excellent.- That's good, and it's an animal joke.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37It's an animal! We need an animal joke.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39- 'I don't get it.' - He said...- He said...
0:18:39 > 0:18:41.."A lad knocked on my door
0:18:41 > 0:18:44"and he said, 'The dog's chasing me on my bike.'"
0:18:44 > 0:18:45So, I said...
0:18:45 > 0:18:47NEWCASTLE ACCENT: 'Well, take the bike off him.'
0:18:47 > 0:18:49LAUGHTER We best not do the accent.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52'Er, why are Jedward having their fortune read?'
0:18:52 > 0:18:53What do you think of Sam and Mark?
0:18:53 > 0:18:56They are wanting to get where you're at. Yous are already there.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- Yeah, Sam and Mark...- No-one's taking it away from you.- No.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Yous are near enough like Ant and Dec, do you understand?
0:19:02 > 0:19:03- The comedy prop...- Yeah.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06..I think we should use is like a custard pie
0:19:06 > 0:19:10- or a cream pie or something. - Right.- So, you tell the joke.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13If he or she doesn't laugh, I get pied in the face.
0:19:13 > 0:19:14Oh, I like it!
0:19:14 > 0:19:18# She's got her lipstick on Here I come, da-da-dum
0:19:18 > 0:19:22# She's got her lipstick on Hit and run, here I come. #
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- It's a song we had.- Lovely.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- The ultrasound man. - THEY LAUGH
0:19:32 > 0:19:35That is class! That's a high-five moment right there.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- I like that! - That was wonderful.- Yeah!
0:19:37 > 0:19:40- We still need to go find our prop. - OK.- We need to find jokes.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42She just told our future. That wasn't in the list.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44- Where's your notepad?- I don't know. I lost it. It's gone now.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47We have to get a cream pie, and we've got no money,
0:19:47 > 0:19:49so we can't buy it cos then we'd be disqualified.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- We don't have to tell anybody that we've bought it.- That is true.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Who are you?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56'Chaps, I don't think this is on the to-do list.'
0:19:56 > 0:19:58- Ah! - HE LAUGHS
0:19:58 > 0:20:01- Whoo! I think we've found our prop, Edward.- 'Ah.'
0:20:01 > 0:20:04That's the type... That's the type of thing we're obviously...
0:20:04 > 0:20:08- What, quiche?- Yeah.- Nobody's ever been quiched in the face.- Exactly.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10- HE LAUGHS - Exactly.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16Yes! We just got the cutest dog ever in Newcastle.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- You haven't got any jokes, have you, that you could tell us?- I'm Russian.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21- It's just reminded me of a joke. - Go on.- The Russian joke.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23- The Russian joke. - HE LAUGHS
0:20:23 > 0:20:25I've got to go back to my home town, Moscow.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- Why? Are you in a hurry? BOTH:- Yes, I'm Russian.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- Yes! See? She laughed.- She loves it. - Loves it.- She loves it.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34'Yes, you should be rushing to get better material than that.'
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- Whoa, whoa, whoa!- Hey, hold up. Why are you in our...?- Hide that joke.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40We had our fortune told and they told us a lot of stuff.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- Well, you're wasting your time. - Where's your pen and notepad?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45We don't need a notepad. It's in our brain.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- So, you're just memorising the jokes?- Yes.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- That means you haven't got many. - Amateurs carry notebooks.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Let's get out of here, John.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55'You might not need notebooks, but some jokes might help.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57'And with time running out,
0:20:57 > 0:21:00'Sam and Mark are still on the hunt for comedy gold.'
0:21:00 > 0:21:03What kind of bagel can fly?
0:21:03 > 0:21:05I don't know. What kind of bagel can fly?
0:21:05 > 0:21:06A plain bagel.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Plain? Oh, yeah, a plain one, so it's just got nothing on it.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11- Yeah.- You're right - it wasn't great.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15'Meanwhile, Jedward have become preoccupied...again.'
0:21:15 > 0:21:20- So, how many have we got?- So, we've got one, two, three, four, five.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24- Six, seven with the two cheesy, corny bear ones.- Yes.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- Maybe one more.- Yeah. Then we can tell four each.- Yeah.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Anybody know any jokes?
0:21:31 > 0:21:32'Surprisingly, Jedward do.'
0:21:32 > 0:21:35What do you call a crocodile who's coming to rob your food?
0:21:35 > 0:21:37I don't know. What do you call a crocodile?
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Crook-odile.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40'A crook-odile?
0:21:44 > 0:21:48'Sam and Mark still need a prop and Jedward are missing a person.'
0:21:48 > 0:21:52- I don't suppose you sell any, like, big cream pies, do you?- No, sorry.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55I might have to go with a quiche.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- We need to find a person to be on the show with us.- We've got the dog.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00- We have the dog. - Let's stop stressing.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- Don't worry. Don't worry. - I'm not worried about anything!
0:22:03 > 0:22:04'With tensions running high,
0:22:04 > 0:22:08'both teams seem uneasy about their upcoming comedy debuts.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10'They may have a collection of jokes,
0:22:10 > 0:22:12'but did Sam and Mark manage to find a prop?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14'Jedward may be popular with the public,
0:22:14 > 0:22:18'but did they actually get any material from them?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20'Funnily enough, we'll find out as our duos go head-to-head
0:22:20 > 0:22:22'when Face Off returns.'
0:22:24 > 0:22:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- Oh, they're funny, those two, aren't they?- Yeah.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31- Find out what happens next very, very soon.- But right now,
0:22:31 > 0:22:34here's what else is coming up on tonight's Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Don't be late for class.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Embarrassing parents join the School of Shame,
0:22:40 > 0:22:43audience member Ellie gives her surprise performance
0:22:43 > 0:22:45just before Ball Fall,
0:22:45 > 0:22:48then Ben Haenow croons us into the weekend.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Now it's time to play a game that combines our two favourite things -
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- music and mess. - All will be explained very soon.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59But first, let's find out who's playing tonight.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Will it be this person?
0:23:00 > 0:23:03# Altogether we can take it to the edge of the night
0:23:03 > 0:23:08# Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time. #
0:23:08 > 0:23:09Yeah!
0:23:09 > 0:23:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Very good. That was brilliant.
0:23:12 > 0:23:13Will it be these two?
0:23:13 > 0:23:16# You're the one that I want You are the one I want
0:23:16 > 0:23:17# Ooh, ooh, ooh. #
0:23:17 > 0:23:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Or will it be this person?
0:23:21 > 0:23:25# Hey, I want to dance with somebody
0:23:25 > 0:23:27# With somebody who loves me. #
0:23:27 > 0:23:29- Yeah!- Yeah!
0:23:29 > 0:23:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Don't worry. It won't be any of you. Here's who's playing tonight.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40It's Archie's family from Bedfordshire.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:42 > 0:23:44But who will they face?
0:23:45 > 0:23:48It's Ruby-Jo's family from Staffordshire.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Teams, come on down as we play...
0:23:53 > 0:23:55- BOTH:- Karasoake.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Welcome to the game. It's basically karaoke with added water.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04One member of each team will attempt to sing
0:24:04 > 0:24:06while the other team soaks them through.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Whoever gets the most lyrics out correctly is the winner.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12OK, Archie, who's on your team, mate?
0:24:12 > 0:24:15My friend, Connor, and Charlie and my mum, Racheall.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18- And your nominated singer is...? - Racheall.- Of course it is.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- Why have you chosen Racheall?- Um...
0:24:21 > 0:24:24- LAUGHTER - All right.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Good a reason as any, I suppose. OK, Racheall, sing...
0:24:26 > 0:24:29# Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up. #
0:24:29 > 0:24:31# Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up. #
0:24:31 > 0:24:34- Ooh!- That's beautiful. Haunting. - It was haunting.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36- Very nice.- It was haunting. - Very nice.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Ruby-Jo, who have we got on your team?
0:24:39 > 0:24:42- My sister, Rosie, my best friend, Lily, and my dad, Andy.- Excellent.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- I'm guessing your dad, Andy, is your nominated singer?- Yeah.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47- Why have you chosen your dad? - Cos he's too embarrassing.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50- Cos he's too embarrassing! Does he embarrass you all the time?- Yeah.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52- But can he sing, Ruby-Jo?- Yeah. - He can? All right.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Well, let's hear it. Come on, sing us a note.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57# La-la! #
0:24:57 > 0:24:59- LAUGHTER - I've heard worse.- Nice.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01- I've heard worse, Mark. - I've heard worse.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03All right. Well, OK, here we go, Racheall.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Please take your place on the Karasoake stage.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08And whilst you do that, Ruby-Jo's team,
0:25:08 > 0:25:11if you would like to select your soakers.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16OK, Racheall, you've got Budapest by George Ezra
0:25:16 > 0:25:19or Uptown Girl by Billy Joel.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23- What are you going for?- Uptown Girl.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27- It's a classic, isn't it? It's a classic.- Showing my age.- OK.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30So, there are 100 words in this section of the song.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32You need to clearly sing as many as you can
0:25:32 > 0:25:35- while you're getting soaked. Are you ready?- I am.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- Soakers, are you ready? ALL:- Yeah.- Awesome.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41In that case, let Karasoake commence.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45MUSIC: Uptown Girl by Billy Joel
0:26:31 > 0:26:33AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG
0:26:42 > 0:26:45SHE BABBLES, KLAXON BLARES
0:26:45 > 0:26:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Hold fire. Hold fire.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Right, well done, Racheall. Fantastic work.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56I can reveal you sang...
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- ..84 words correctly.- Wow!
0:27:00 > 0:27:03- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Well done.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05What have you got to say to your soakers?
0:27:05 > 0:27:09- I'll get you!- I'll get you! - I'll get you!- I'll get you!
0:27:09 > 0:27:12- OK, well done, Racheall.- Thank you. - Andy, you're up next.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14If you'd like to make your way onto the Karasoake stage.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17- There you are, darling.- Thank you. - There you go, Andy.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Guys, you guys come over.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23And, Archie's team, select your soakers.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Right, Andy, it's time to find out what song you'll be singing.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Would you like Reet Petite...
0:27:28 > 0:27:30- Sounds weird when you say it. - HE LAUGHS
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Right Petite in Barnsley.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37..by Jackie Wilson or Candy by Robbie Williams?
0:27:37 > 0:27:39I think we'll go with Candy.
0:27:39 > 0:27:45You need to sing more than 85 words to win the prize.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48- Understood?- I'll have a go. - You're so scared.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50- THEY LAUGH - Soakers, are you ready?
0:27:50 > 0:27:52- ALL:- Yeah.- Yeah!
0:27:52 > 0:27:55Let Karasoake commence.
0:27:55 > 0:27:56MUSIC: Candy by Robbie Williams
0:27:56 > 0:27:59AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG
0:28:39 > 0:28:42KLAXON BLARES
0:28:42 > 0:28:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Very impressive. Very impressive.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48- That was good, mate.- Archie, you scared me there with your face.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51He was like, "I'm going to get you, Andy!
0:28:51 > 0:28:54"I'm going to get you real nice. Oh, yeah!"
0:28:54 > 0:29:01OK. So, Andy, you needed to sing more than 84 words
0:29:01 > 0:29:04to beat Racheall's score.
0:29:04 > 0:29:07And I can confirm that you sang...
0:29:08 > 0:29:11..95 words correctly! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:29:11 > 0:29:14Which means, Ruby-Jo and your team,
0:29:14 > 0:29:16you guys are the winners!
0:29:16 > 0:29:18- Well done. Well done. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:29:18 > 0:29:21Sorry, Archie's team, unlucky. But don't you worry - we are giving you
0:29:21 > 0:29:23some Big Friday Wind-Up goody bags. Happy?
0:29:23 > 0:29:25- Yeah!- Excellent stuff.
0:29:25 > 0:29:28And, Ruby-Jo, you guys are going home with a karaoke machine
0:29:28 > 0:29:31which comes with 100 classic backing tracks.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34- Andy, you'll be sorted, won't you?- Great!
0:29:34 > 0:29:38Well, let's hear it once again for our Karasoake superstars. Well done.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:29:41 > 0:29:45Now it is time for part two of the Big Friday Face Off.
0:29:45 > 0:29:47Here's what happened next.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51- MR D:- 'Previously, on the Big Friday Face Off,
0:29:51 > 0:29:53'just a few hours ago,
0:29:53 > 0:29:56'Sam and Mark and Jedward were given a challenge to write a comedy set
0:29:56 > 0:30:00'and then perform it at one of Newcastle's top comedy venues.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06'As show time draws closer,
0:30:06 > 0:30:08'our comedy heroes squeeze in some rehearsal time.'
0:30:08 > 0:30:12I don't think anyone's ever been quiched in the face.
0:30:12 > 0:30:14- We'll make history.- Hey, guys.
0:30:14 > 0:30:16- Oh, hello. You all right? - What are you doing here?
0:30:16 > 0:30:18We're here to, like, spy on yous and get some insight.
0:30:18 > 0:30:21- Why, have you not got anything? - Why are you guys sitting down?
0:30:21 > 0:30:23We're standing up in there doing flips and everything.
0:30:23 > 0:30:25We've not got much time here to practise our routine,
0:30:25 > 0:30:28so I suggest you go in your room, we'll stay in our room
0:30:28 > 0:30:30- and it'll all be great. - All right, all right.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33- They're so scared.- They are. - Sam, Sam...I'm so scared.
0:30:33 > 0:30:35'I'm scared for both of you.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38'The stage is set and the audience is waiting.
0:30:38 > 0:30:42'It's performance time, but who will have the last laugh?
0:30:42 > 0:30:44'Will they even get the first one?'
0:30:46 > 0:30:48- Oh!- Oh, perfect size!
0:30:48 > 0:30:51Oh, hello, everybody. Sorry we are a bit late.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54We're Sam and Mark. We had to come on the bus.
0:30:54 > 0:30:58- We can't drive, but we avocado.- Oh! LAUGHTER
0:30:58 > 0:31:02- That's the kind of comedy you're in for tonight, people.- Eh? Eh?
0:31:02 > 0:31:04What kind of bagel can fly?
0:31:04 > 0:31:06I don't know, Mark. What kind of bagel can fly?
0:31:06 > 0:31:09- A plain bagel.- Oh!- Eh? - LAUGHTER
0:31:09 > 0:31:12I went down to the market earlier on this morning.
0:31:12 > 0:31:13I met a lovely Russian lady.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16She said to me, "I'm heading back to my home town, Moscow."
0:31:16 > 0:31:18I said, "Why? Are you in a hurry?"
0:31:18 > 0:31:22She said, "Yes, I'm Russian." LAUGHTER
0:31:22 > 0:31:26- 'Hmm, good start.'- Eh?- That's good! - Right, I've got one for you.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28Yesterday, a lad knocked on my door and he said,
0:31:28 > 0:31:30"A dog, he's chasing me on my bike."
0:31:30 > 0:31:32And I said, "Well, take the bike off him, then."
0:31:32 > 0:31:35- LAUGHTER - 'Ah, there's the animal joke.'
0:31:35 > 0:31:39Who is the nicest guy in the hospital?
0:31:40 > 0:31:44The ultrasound guy. LAUGHTER
0:31:44 > 0:31:47Right, so we need someone to come and join us on stage.
0:31:47 > 0:31:48And do you know what?
0:31:48 > 0:31:50I'm going to ask you right there, right in front of us.
0:31:50 > 0:31:53Round of applause. APPLAUSE
0:31:53 > 0:31:57- What is your name, darling? - Ashvi.- Ashvi.
0:31:57 > 0:32:01Now, Ashvi, this is the quiche of destiny.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04Now, Mark has one last joke to tell.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07Now, if this joke is good
0:32:07 > 0:32:09and you laugh, Ashvi,
0:32:09 > 0:32:13then Mark gets to take that quiche home and eat it for his tea tonight.
0:32:13 > 0:32:15That'd be nice, wouldn't it? That'd be lovely.
0:32:15 > 0:32:19- However, if Mark tells this joke and you don't laugh...- Ooh!
0:32:19 > 0:32:21..then Mark has done a terrible job
0:32:21 > 0:32:23and you get to quiche Mark in the face.
0:32:23 > 0:32:27- You get to quiche my face!- OK?
0:32:27 > 0:32:29I'm very excited by this one.
0:32:29 > 0:32:33What is red and invisible?
0:32:33 > 0:32:35I don't know, Mark. What is red and invisible?
0:32:35 > 0:32:38No tomatoes.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42Quiche him in the face! LAUGHTER
0:32:42 > 0:32:46She just lobbed it in your face! HE LAUGHS
0:32:46 > 0:32:48Go on, one more time. Actually shove it right in his face.
0:32:48 > 0:32:52- Stop talking! - LAUGHTER
0:32:52 > 0:32:55Brilliant. Thank you. So, a round of applause for Ashvi.
0:32:55 > 0:32:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:32:57 > 0:32:59You've been a wonderful audience.
0:32:59 > 0:33:02- Thank you so much.- Bye! - AUDIENCE:- Bye!
0:33:02 > 0:33:05'So, Sam and Mark fulfilled each element of the challenge,
0:33:05 > 0:33:09'but can Jedward do the same and get more laughs?'
0:33:09 > 0:33:12Welcome to the stage, Jedward!
0:33:12 > 0:33:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:15 > 0:33:20Erm, hey, guys. I've lost my twin. Seriously, I'm only one act now.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22I've gone solo. I really need you all to be quiet.
0:33:22 > 0:33:26I've got to order a twin on the phone.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28Hello. Erm, I'd like to order a twin.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30He has to have really, really cool, spiky hair.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32He has to be able to fit into skinny jeans.
0:33:32 > 0:33:36Really, really skinny. Like, I mean, like, girls' jeans.
0:33:36 > 0:33:39Anyway, he needs to be here ASAP.
0:33:41 > 0:33:43CHEERING
0:33:43 > 0:33:46- That's right. I'm John. - I'm Edward.- And together...
0:33:46 > 0:33:48- BOTH:- Jedward! - CHEERING
0:33:48 > 0:33:50'Interesting start.'
0:33:50 > 0:33:52"Why aye" noise. Go!
0:33:52 > 0:33:54- AUDIENCE:- Why aye!
0:33:54 > 0:33:57Wi-Fi, where? Where's the Wi-Fi?
0:33:57 > 0:33:59- 'What?' - LAUGHTER
0:33:59 > 0:34:02# Ice, ice, baby Too cold. #
0:34:02 > 0:34:04You don't know that song? All right, stop!
0:34:04 > 0:34:06- AUDIENCE MEMBER: - Collaborate and listen.- Yes!
0:34:06 > 0:34:10That guy over there, the 40-year-old man knew all the words.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12What's a pig's favourite move?
0:34:12 > 0:34:16- AUDIENCE:- What?- A pork chop! Wa-cha!
0:34:16 > 0:34:19- LAUGHTER - 'Brilliant.'
0:34:19 > 0:34:20They've told one joke.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22And we found this amazing person.
0:34:22 > 0:34:26Give it up for the new member of Jedward, Ted!
0:34:26 > 0:34:27'No jokes from the public yet,
0:34:27 > 0:34:30'but they are bringing someone up on stage - a dog.'
0:34:30 > 0:34:32We only met Ted today.
0:34:32 > 0:34:35As you can see, Ted has his hand up cos he has a question.
0:34:35 > 0:34:36What's his question, John?
0:34:36 > 0:34:40All right, John's going to be the translator for Ted.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42What does he want to say?
0:34:42 > 0:34:44- AUDIENCE:- Aw!
0:34:44 > 0:34:48- HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:- 'Hey, everybody. It's me, Ted. I'm a Chihuahua.'
0:34:48 > 0:34:53- What's better - Ted or an avocado? - AUDIENCE:- Ted!
0:34:53 > 0:34:57'I'm so happy. Thank you so much. You guys are the best!'
0:34:57 > 0:35:00These are for Ted. We're going to have a great party backstage.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03And you can't go backstage cos you don't have any backstage passes.
0:35:03 > 0:35:04'He's off!'
0:35:04 > 0:35:06When I was actually backstage, there was a girl back there
0:35:06 > 0:35:08and she had a frog on her head. Do you know what her name was?
0:35:08 > 0:35:10- AUDIENCE:- What?- Lily.
0:35:10 > 0:35:13- LAUGHTER - 'Blimey, a joke!'
0:35:13 > 0:35:16APPLAUSE
0:35:16 > 0:35:19Newcastle, you have been out of this world. Thank you, bye.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:21 > 0:35:25'Not sure those gags came from the people of Newcastle,
0:35:25 > 0:35:27'but will Ted alone win it for them?'
0:35:27 > 0:35:30The challenge was they had to do at least one animal joke.
0:35:30 > 0:35:31They fulfilled that.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33They needed to use at least one prop,
0:35:33 > 0:35:37and they both needed to bring someone on stage.
0:35:37 > 0:35:40- Did they both do that?- AUDIENCE:- No!
0:35:40 > 0:35:44- No, exactly. Now...- We had a dog!
0:35:44 > 0:35:46Yeah, but it's not a someone, is it?
0:35:46 > 0:35:50- So, I'm afraid I have deducted points.- Oh, no, no!
0:35:50 > 0:35:52LAUGHTER
0:35:52 > 0:35:55I thought, Sam and Mark, you had some very strong jokes.
0:35:55 > 0:35:58I thought the quiche in the face was probably the best joke I saw today.
0:35:58 > 0:36:03So, on that note, I'm going to have to make the winners Sam and Mark!
0:36:03 > 0:36:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:36:06 > 0:36:09You have finished in first place. Here we go.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11This goes to the winners, Sam and Mark.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13'Worthy winners, I'm sure you'll agree.'
0:36:16 > 0:36:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:36:19 > 0:36:20We are Bars and Melody,
0:36:20 > 0:36:23and we suggest you watch Sam and Mark's big Friday Wind-Up.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26But only if you've really got nothing better to do.
0:36:29 > 0:36:33VO: Right, everyone. Turn to page 22 of your wind-up textbooks.
0:36:33 > 0:36:37Mr Sweaty Socks Nixon and Mr Sweaty Trousers Rhodes have caught
0:36:37 > 0:36:40more embarrassing parents at it. Max's dad
0:36:40 > 0:36:42tells the world's worst jokes.
0:36:42 > 0:36:46Abigail's mum giggles like a lovestruck ninny whenever she
0:36:46 > 0:36:51sees Gary Barlow, Courtney's mum dances to Justin Bieber in the car.
0:36:51 > 0:36:55Georgia's mum fell through a deckchair in full view
0:36:55 > 0:36:58of the public and James' mum once kicked a football
0:36:58 > 0:37:01and her shoe fell off over the fence.
0:37:01 > 0:37:02It's the School Of Shame.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Right!
0:37:04 > 0:37:07Max, Abigail, Courtney, Georgia and James, we're giving you
0:37:07 > 0:37:09the chance to get your own back
0:37:09 > 0:37:11on these naughty, naughty parents, right?
0:37:11 > 0:37:13In the process,
0:37:13 > 0:37:17one of you will be going home with a fantastic prize, a tablet!
0:37:17 > 0:37:18- AUDIENCE:- Ooh! - DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:37:19 > 0:37:23Yeah. We're about to play a game of musical chairs, with a difference.
0:37:23 > 0:37:25The difference being that your parents
0:37:25 > 0:37:28could be getting covered in slop.
0:37:28 > 0:37:29LIGHTNING AND DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:37:29 > 0:37:30THEY LAUGH
0:37:32 > 0:37:36- Juniors, are you ready? - JUNIORS:- Yes!- That's right.
0:37:36 > 0:37:39- Seniors, are you ready? SENIORS:- Yes!
0:37:39 > 0:37:43In that case, Mrs Stevenson, take it away.
0:37:43 > 0:37:46MUSIC: LAMBETH WALK by Noel Gay
0:37:46 > 0:37:48SLOW HANDCLAP
0:37:56 > 0:37:58BELL RINGS
0:37:58 > 0:37:59Right.
0:37:59 > 0:38:02Max, write down the number chair you think your parent isn't sat on.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04And to remind everyone at home,
0:38:04 > 0:38:07could Max's parent please raise their hand?
0:38:07 > 0:38:08Thank you very much.
0:38:09 > 0:38:13And reveal to us all, what number chair do you think your parent
0:38:13 > 0:38:15isn't sat on? Number four.
0:38:15 > 0:38:17Interesting.
0:38:17 > 0:38:21OK, well, it's time to see if you're right. Juniors, turn round.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23You were right!
0:38:25 > 0:38:28- It's James' mum! - Sorry, sorry, love.
0:38:28 > 0:38:32- You've got a bit on your hair there. - Oh, no problem.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34Which means we have to say goodbye to James and James' mum.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36See you later, guys! APPLAUSE
0:38:39 > 0:38:44All right. So, chair number four is out of the game.
0:38:44 > 0:38:48We have four seniors left, four juniors left, Mrs Stevenson,
0:38:48 > 0:38:49take it away.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51MUSIC AND SLOW HANDCLAP RESUMES
0:38:59 > 0:39:01BELL RINGS
0:39:01 > 0:39:03All right, Abigail. We're coming to you next.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06I need you to write down the number chair you think your parent
0:39:06 > 0:39:07isn't sitting on.
0:39:07 > 0:39:11Remember, number four has gone, so we have one, two, three or five.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13To remind everyone at home,
0:39:13 > 0:39:16could Abigail's parent, please, raise their hand? OK.
0:39:16 > 0:39:20Reveal to us all, which number chair do you think your parent
0:39:20 > 0:39:22isn't sat in?
0:39:22 > 0:39:24Chair number three.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28It's time to see if you're your right. Juniors, turn round.
0:39:28 > 0:39:31Oh, you were right! It's Georgia's mum!
0:39:31 > 0:39:34APPLAUSE Oh...
0:39:35 > 0:39:37Which means we have to say goodbye to Georgia
0:39:37 > 0:39:39and Georgia's mum. Sorry.
0:39:39 > 0:39:40APPLAUSE
0:39:43 > 0:39:47There are now just three cheers remaining. Chair one, two and five.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50Mrs Stevenson, take it away.
0:39:50 > 0:39:52MUSIC AND HANDCLAP RESUMES
0:39:53 > 0:39:56BELL RINGS Ooh, that was quick, that was quick.
0:39:56 > 0:39:59Right, I'm coming to you, Courtney.
0:39:59 > 0:40:03I would like you to write down the number chair you think your
0:40:03 > 0:40:06parent isn't sat on. Either chair one, two or five.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08To remind everyone at home,
0:40:08 > 0:40:10could Courtney's parents please raise their hand. OK.
0:40:10 > 0:40:15Courtney, please, reveal the chair you think your parent isn't sat on.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18Number two. Let's see if you're right.
0:40:18 > 0:40:20You were right!
0:40:20 > 0:40:21APPLAUSE
0:40:23 > 0:40:25That was Abigail's mum.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27So, unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to Abigail
0:40:27 > 0:40:30- and Abigail's mum. Sorry, guys. - Sorry!
0:40:30 > 0:40:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:34 > 0:40:38Right, then. It's the final round. We're going back to you, Max.
0:40:38 > 0:40:41Mrs Stevenson, take it away.
0:40:50 > 0:40:51BELL RINGS
0:40:51 > 0:40:54Stay facing forward, Juniors. Stay facing forward.
0:40:54 > 0:40:57Max, we're going back to you. There's only two chairs remaining,
0:40:57 > 0:40:59one and five.
0:40:59 > 0:41:03Which chair do you think your parent isn't sat in?
0:41:05 > 0:41:09Could Max's parent, please, raise their hand?
0:41:09 > 0:41:10Please.
0:41:10 > 0:41:13OK, Max, please reveal the number chair you think your parent
0:41:13 > 0:41:15isn't sat on.
0:41:15 > 0:41:16Number five.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18If you've got this right,
0:41:18 > 0:41:21you win the tablet.
0:41:22 > 0:41:24Is number five your parent? Turn around.
0:41:24 > 0:41:26It isn't!
0:41:26 > 0:41:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hey, hey, hey!
0:41:31 > 0:41:33That means we do have our winners.
0:41:33 > 0:41:37Congratulations, Max and Max's dad, you win the tablet, Max. Yes!
0:41:37 > 0:41:39APPLAUSE AND DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:41:39 > 0:41:40Unlucky, unlucky everybody else.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42But don't worry, you'll get a tail and a goody bag.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44You will indeed, everyone gets a goody bag.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46And I've got to say, Max's dad, you got away scot free,
0:41:46 > 0:41:49look how clean you are. You must feel pretty good, yeah?
0:41:49 > 0:41:52- He's happy.- You've got a little bit on your head, though.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54Oh! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:41:54 > 0:41:59Just a little bit, just a little bit there. Sorry, Max. Sorry, sorry!
0:41:59 > 0:42:03- It's good slop.- Oh!- It's good slop, that. You can't waste it.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06Everybody, one more time, give a massive round of applause
0:42:06 > 0:42:08to all our pupils in the School Of Shame.
0:42:08 > 0:42:09LOUD CHEERING
0:42:11 > 0:42:12Hi, I'm critically-ignored
0:42:12 > 0:42:15Z-list children's television presenter Ian Stirling,
0:42:15 > 0:42:18and when I'm not making sarcastic wisecracks, I watch Sam
0:42:18 > 0:42:19and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:42:19 > 0:42:23Unfortunately, that was one of my sarcastic wisecracks.
0:42:23 > 0:42:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:42:24 > 0:42:29Now, we're just a few moments away from our final game, Ball Fall.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31But before that, remember our amazing dancer
0:42:31 > 0:42:33from the top of the show, Ellie?
0:42:33 > 0:42:35Do you remember she's a massive fan of The Next Step?
0:42:35 > 0:42:37Yes, well, all through the show, Simeon Qsyea
0:42:37 > 0:42:41from Taking The Next Step has been helping her with a special routine
0:42:41 > 0:42:43she's about to perform. Simeon, how's it gone?
0:42:43 > 0:42:45It was absolutely amazing. She's done...
0:42:45 > 0:42:49- I just can't wait to show you guys how well she has done.- Exciting.
0:42:49 > 0:42:51- Is she nervous? - She is a bit nervous.
0:42:51 > 0:42:53I feel like she'll overcome the nerves, cos her performance
0:42:53 > 0:42:55- is so strong, so she's going to be brilliant.- Beautiful.
0:42:55 > 0:42:58- And we'll give her some support, won't we, guys?- Yes!
0:42:58 > 0:43:00- Beautiful.- Nice one. - Well, the time has finally come.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Ellie!
0:43:03 > 0:43:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:05 > 0:43:08MUSIC: Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran
0:43:12 > 0:43:16# When your legs don't work like they used to before...
0:43:16 > 0:43:18CHEERING
0:43:18 > 0:43:21# And I can't sweep you off of your feet...
0:43:21 > 0:43:27# Darling, I will be loving you
0:43:27 > 0:43:30# Till we're 70...
0:43:32 > 0:43:34WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:34 > 0:43:37# Baby, my heart
0:43:37 > 0:43:41# Could still fall as hard at 23
0:43:45 > 0:43:47# And I'm thinking about how
0:43:47 > 0:43:52# We found love right where we are
0:43:53 > 0:43:59# Baby, we found love right where we are
0:43:59 > 0:44:05# We found love right where we are. #
0:44:08 > 0:44:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:44:10 > 0:44:12Wow. Whoo!
0:44:12 > 0:44:15Well done, Ellie.
0:44:15 > 0:44:18- Congratulations. - How was that for you?
0:44:18 > 0:44:21- Very good.- Yeah? Did you enjoy it? - Yeah.- Simeon, how did she do?
0:44:21 > 0:44:23She's done amazingly well.
0:44:23 > 0:44:25Like, I have to say, what we've done in the studio compared to what
0:44:25 > 0:44:28you've actually done on the floor was like steps above.
0:44:28 > 0:44:29I feel like the audience again,
0:44:29 > 0:44:32that energy from them really brought it out for you, so proud of you.
0:44:32 > 0:44:34Do you reckon she could be in The Next Step?
0:44:34 > 0:44:36- You definitely can be in The Next Step.- Yes!
0:44:36 > 0:44:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:44:37 > 0:44:40Wow. Well done. That was absolutely fantastic.
0:44:40 > 0:44:43Give it up one more time for Ellie and Simeon.
0:44:43 > 0:44:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:44:50 > 0:44:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:44:53 > 0:44:56We've come to the final game of the show.
0:44:56 > 0:45:00- A battle of wits, strategy and balls.- Let's welcome back our teams.
0:45:00 > 0:45:02It's Arabella's family!
0:45:02 > 0:45:04APPLAUSE
0:45:04 > 0:45:07And Ruby Jo's family!
0:45:07 > 0:45:09APPLAUSE
0:45:09 > 0:45:10OK, let's explain the rules.
0:45:10 > 0:45:13Above our teams is a tank of balls, just waiting to drop on them.
0:45:13 > 0:45:17We'll be asking you questions, each worth 1,500 bulls.
0:45:17 > 0:45:20Get your question right and those balls will fall on a member
0:45:20 > 0:45:21of the opposing team.
0:45:21 > 0:45:24But get it wrong and the balls will fall on you!
0:45:24 > 0:45:26THEY LAUGH MANIACALLY
0:45:28 > 0:45:32Each player's cubicle can hold up to 3,000 balls,
0:45:32 > 0:45:35so it's two strikes and you're buried.
0:45:35 > 0:45:37Basically, the first team to be totally covered loses.
0:45:37 > 0:45:40And the winning team will go home with tonight's star prize,
0:45:40 > 0:45:42a games console!
0:45:42 > 0:45:44WHOOPING
0:45:44 > 0:45:46Remember, if at any time you want to get out of the tank...
0:45:46 > 0:45:49- ALL:- Push the door behind you!
0:45:49 > 0:45:51- Catching on! - It is. Right, here we go.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53Arabella's team, we're starting with you
0:45:53 > 0:45:55- and the question is for you, Jason...
0:45:55 > 0:45:58What is the name of the film and musical
0:45:58 > 0:46:02about a miner's son who wishes to become a ballet dancer?
0:46:04 > 0:46:05Billy Elliot.
0:46:05 > 0:46:07That's the right answer.
0:46:07 > 0:46:12Which means you get to nominate. Which member of Ruby Jo's team,
0:46:12 > 0:46:15- five, six, seven or eight? - Number six.
0:46:15 > 0:46:19- Number six, the balls have landed on you, Andy.- Poor Andy.
0:46:19 > 0:46:22MUSIC AND HANDCLAP
0:46:26 > 0:46:31He's had a shocker today, Andy. OK, Ruby Jo, this is your question...
0:46:31 > 0:46:36Who won The Voice UK in 2016?
0:46:39 > 0:46:42- I don't know.- No? It's Kevin Simm.
0:46:42 > 0:46:46Which means the balls are dropping on number five.
0:46:54 > 0:46:56LAUGHTER
0:46:56 > 0:47:00Right, back over here. Summer, this question is for you.
0:47:00 > 0:47:04Who painted the Mona Lisa?
0:47:04 > 0:47:06Pass.
0:47:07 > 0:47:10- Fair enough. - He's good artist, Pass.
0:47:10 > 0:47:13The right answer was Leonardo da Vinci.
0:47:13 > 0:47:16Oh! Which means, number two, the balls are landing on you.
0:47:19 > 0:47:21Smiling all the way through it.
0:47:24 > 0:47:27OK, next question is for you, Andy.
0:47:27 > 0:47:30What is the name of this song?
0:47:30 > 0:47:33# But the answer is no, no
0:47:33 > 0:47:35# Why you got to be so... #
0:47:38 > 0:47:39So Good?
0:47:39 > 0:47:40So Good?
0:47:40 > 0:47:42So Bad.
0:47:42 > 0:47:45It's actually... it's Rude by Magic.
0:47:45 > 0:47:48- I can't wait for their second single.- I'm waiting for that.
0:47:48 > 0:47:50Which means that the balls are falling on you, number six.
0:47:50 > 0:47:53- Sorry, Andy. See you later. - Bye, Andy!
0:48:02 > 0:48:04Give the thumbs up, Andy.
0:48:04 > 0:48:06Hurray!
0:48:08 > 0:48:13- Awesome!- Right, Jan, here comes your question.
0:48:13 > 0:48:17Crawl, backstroke and butterfly are different methods in which sport?
0:48:17 > 0:48:18Swimming.
0:48:18 > 0:48:21That is the correct answer, Jan.
0:48:21 > 0:48:24Which means you get to nominate a member of the opposing team.
0:48:24 > 0:48:28- Five, seven or eight. Who is it going to be?- Five.- Number five.
0:48:28 > 0:48:31Which means, Ruby-Jo, you're out of the game.
0:48:35 > 0:48:37Give us a wave, Ruby-Jo.
0:48:45 > 0:48:48- There she is, she's at the top there.- There she is. There we go.
0:48:51 > 0:48:53Right, next question is for you, Rosie.
0:48:53 > 0:48:57Who is the author of the Harry Potter books?
0:49:00 > 0:49:02I don't know.
0:49:02 > 0:49:05It's JK Rowling.
0:49:05 > 0:49:08Which means it's going on you, number seven.
0:49:08 > 0:49:10The balls are coming onto you.
0:49:18 > 0:49:21Right, OK, back over to this team.
0:49:21 > 0:49:25Arabella, it's time for your question, and here it is.
0:49:25 > 0:49:30Which girl band released a song called Black Magic in 2015?
0:49:30 > 0:49:31Is it Little Mix?
0:49:32 > 0:49:34That's the right answer!
0:49:36 > 0:49:39Which means you get to nominate a member of the opposing team.
0:49:39 > 0:49:41Who's it's going to be? We've got seven or eight.
0:49:41 > 0:49:44- Seven.- Oh, no!
0:49:44 > 0:49:48Seven. That means, Rosie, you're out of the game, sorry.
0:49:48 > 0:49:49- Bye!- Bye!
0:50:01 > 0:50:04- She's in there. - She's in there somewhere.
0:50:04 > 0:50:07Next question is for you, Kirstie.
0:50:08 > 0:50:11What does Paddington Bear keep in his hat in case of an emergency?
0:50:14 > 0:50:17Oh, marmalade.
0:50:17 > 0:50:20I'm going to give you that, it's marmalade sandwiches,
0:50:20 > 0:50:22but it's marmalade-based, so we'll give you that.
0:50:22 > 0:50:24All right, so it means, Kirstie,
0:50:24 > 0:50:27you can pick one, two, three or four. What are you going for?
0:50:27 > 0:50:30I feel a bit tight cos she's little, but I'm going to have
0:50:30 > 0:50:33to go for number two... No, I'll go for number one.
0:50:33 > 0:50:37Oh, she's changed her mind at the last minute. Sorry, Jason.
0:50:43 > 0:50:47Right, OK, Jason, this next question is for you.
0:50:47 > 0:50:53What number do you add to 67 to make 114?
0:50:57 > 0:50:5960.
0:51:01 > 0:51:04That's the wrong answer. It's 47.
0:51:04 > 0:51:08Which means the balls are falling on you, Jason. Goodbye!
0:51:14 > 0:51:16Oh! Double thumbs up. Double thumbs up.
0:51:16 > 0:51:19OK, next question is for you, Kirstie,
0:51:19 > 0:51:22because we've only got you left. OK.
0:51:22 > 0:51:30Which Ed Sheeran song won Song of the Year at the 2016 Grammy Awards?
0:51:31 > 0:51:34Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue and I can't think of it.
0:51:38 > 0:51:42- I'm going to have to hurry you, I'm afraid.- I can't think of it, no.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45- Oh, I will when you say it.- I think you're going to kick yourself.
0:51:45 > 0:51:47It's Thinking Out Loud.
0:51:47 > 0:51:50Which means the balls are falling on you, number eight.
0:51:57 > 0:52:02Oh, deary me. Right, OK. So, we're back to Summer.
0:52:02 > 0:52:04Now, Summer, if you get this question right,
0:52:04 > 0:52:07you can only nominate Kirstie on the end there
0:52:07 > 0:52:11and you guys will win, so no pressure, here we go.
0:52:11 > 0:52:15Who is Peter Parker's alter ego?
0:52:19 > 0:52:20- Pass.- No idea?
0:52:20 > 0:52:22- No.- Are you passing?
0:52:22 > 0:52:26It's Spider-Man, which means, number two, the balls are falling on you.
0:52:36 > 0:52:38Hurray!
0:52:39 > 0:52:44All right, Kirstie, this is to stay in the game.
0:52:44 > 0:52:47How many sides does a hexagon have?
0:52:47 > 0:52:48Oh.
0:52:51 > 0:52:52Six.
0:52:52 > 0:52:54You're right to say six.
0:52:54 > 0:52:57Which means - it's getting close now -
0:52:57 > 0:53:00- it's either three or four. What are you going for?- Three.
0:53:00 > 0:53:03You're going for three. OK, the balls are falling on you, Jan.
0:53:10 > 0:53:15Right, OK. You get this right, Jan, you'll be the winners.
0:53:16 > 0:53:20Who plays Jack Sparrow in the Pirates Of The Caribbean series?
0:53:21 > 0:53:23Oh, I know it.
0:53:24 > 0:53:26Johnny Depp.
0:53:26 > 0:53:28That's the right answer.
0:53:30 > 0:53:33Which means, unfortunately, number eight, Kirstie,
0:53:33 > 0:53:36the balls are falling on you.
0:53:37 > 0:53:40- Bye, Kirstie!- Bye!
0:53:43 > 0:53:45Let's see your thumbs up.
0:53:46 > 0:53:48Hurray!
0:53:49 > 0:53:52So, unlucky, guys. That means that Ruby-Jo,
0:53:52 > 0:53:55your team, you didn't win. Shall we release the balls?
0:53:55 > 0:53:57- Let's release the balls. - Release the balls.
0:53:57 > 0:53:59Push the balls out, everyone, push the balls out.
0:53:59 > 0:54:02- You can't push that many out. - Pushed them out, push them out.
0:54:02 > 0:54:04Ahh-aah!
0:54:06 > 0:54:09But I've got to say, Ruby-Jo's team, you're not going home empty-handed,
0:54:09 > 0:54:12we're going to give you some Big Friday Wind-Up goody bags.
0:54:12 > 0:54:14Is that all right, Ruby-Jo?
0:54:14 > 0:54:15Excellent. Nice work.
0:54:15 > 0:54:19Brilliant. But your winners are Arabella's team!
0:54:19 > 0:54:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:54:23 > 0:54:27Fantastic. That means you're going home with tonight's star prize -
0:54:27 > 0:54:30- the games console. - CHEERING
0:54:30 > 0:54:33- Yes!- They look very happy. Are you happy, Arabella?
0:54:33 > 0:54:35- Yes!- Yeah!
0:54:35 > 0:54:39Lovely, OK, let's hear it one more time for both our fantastic teams.
0:54:39 > 0:54:41APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:54:41 > 0:54:44That's almost it from us, but before we go, there's just time
0:54:44 > 0:54:47to say thank you to everyone we've surprised tonight.
0:54:47 > 0:54:49- Watch your step. - I know, it's slippy.
0:54:49 > 0:54:51A big thank you to all our guests. Hacker T Dog.
0:54:51 > 0:54:53A round of applause.
0:54:53 > 0:54:55Simeon Qsyea. And of course Jedward.
0:54:55 > 0:54:58And a massive thank you to our wonderful Wind-Up audience.
0:54:58 > 0:55:01- Give yourselves a round of applause.- Thank you so much.
0:55:01 > 0:55:04- Thank you to you for watching, have a lovely weekend.- Take care.
0:55:04 > 0:55:06# Funny how the night-time
0:55:06 > 0:55:10# Brings to light a darker side of me
0:55:14 > 0:55:16# And I never found the right lines
0:55:16 > 0:55:21# I'm always saying things that I don't mean
0:55:23 > 0:55:26# And I know I'll never make time
0:55:26 > 0:55:30# It's only now that I've begun to see
0:55:30 > 0:55:33# Oh-oh
0:55:34 > 0:55:36# While I was out there searching
0:55:36 > 0:55:40# What I'm searching for is right in front of me
0:55:40 > 0:55:42# Yeah
0:55:42 > 0:55:46# So we can take this night
0:55:46 > 0:55:51# To redefine what made us
0:55:53 > 0:55:57# Oh, cos it's so clear now
0:55:57 > 0:56:00# What I couldn't see back then
0:56:00 > 0:56:01# Yeah
0:56:02 > 0:56:05# So if I can take it back
0:56:07 > 0:56:11# If I can take it back
0:56:12 > 0:56:17# I'd say I'm sorry for the stupid things I said
0:56:18 > 0:56:22# If you forgive me, babe I won't forget
0:56:22 > 0:56:24# If I could take it back
0:56:27 > 0:56:30# If I could take it back
0:56:32 > 0:56:36# I'd say I'm sorry for the stupid things I said
0:56:37 > 0:56:41# If you forgive me, babe I won't forget
0:56:42 > 0:56:44# If I could take back all I know
0:56:44 > 0:56:47# I wouldn't ever let you go
0:56:47 > 0:56:50# I wouldn't want to let you be alone
0:56:51 > 0:56:54# If I could take back all I said
0:56:54 > 0:56:56# Then pick it up and start again
0:56:56 > 0:57:00# You know that I can't do this on my own
0:57:00 > 0:57:02# So, baby, take me back
0:57:05 > 0:57:09# If I could take it back, yeah
0:57:10 > 0:57:14# I'd say I'm sorry for the stupid things I said
0:57:15 > 0:57:19# If you forgive me, babe I won't forget
0:57:19 > 0:57:21# If I could take it back
0:57:24 > 0:57:27# If I could take it back
0:57:27 > 0:57:29# Yeah
0:57:29 > 0:57:33# I'd say I'm sorry for the stupid things I said
0:57:34 > 0:57:38# I'm sorry for the stupid things I did
0:57:38 > 0:57:40# So come on, take me back. #
0:57:40 > 0:57:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE