0:00:03 > 0:00:04# Wind me up, put me down
0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Start me off and watch me go
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Cos it's easy Once you know how it's done
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# You can't stop now It's already begun... #
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Ladies and gentlemen...
0:00:25 > 0:00:29Put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care.
0:00:29 > 0:00:34It's your hosts, Sam and Mark.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Yeah!
0:00:57 > 0:01:02Welcome to the weekend, and welcome to Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind Up.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Yes, if you're a fan of hidden camera pranks, massive wind-ups,
0:01:07 > 0:01:10A-list celebrities and all-round good times,
0:01:10 > 0:01:12then this might be just be the show for you.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14So whether you're sat at home on your sofa,
0:01:14 > 0:01:17or right here in the Wind Up audience, you'd better keep on
0:01:17 > 0:01:20your toes, because this is the show where anything could happen.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24For example, on today's show, we are going to be giving two girls
0:01:24 > 0:01:26in this very audience the surprise of their lives
0:01:26 > 0:01:30involving a piece of clothing, a talking dog, and Eamonn Holmes.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32- Of course.- Of course. Brilliant!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35We've also been all round the country with our hidden cameras,
0:01:35 > 0:01:37and let me tell you something,
0:01:37 > 0:01:40you are not even safe in your own home when we're about.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Check this out.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45'It's time for an update on our main story today, the Barnsley Olympic bid.'
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- That's my house.- Oh my gosh!
0:01:47 > 0:01:51'Residents in this street have been offered big money'
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- 'by Olympic officials.' - They are going into my house!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56'As you can see, the clear-out has started.'
0:01:56 > 0:01:57That's my picture!
0:02:03 > 0:02:04I know what you're thinking.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08"What the heck was going on there?" Keep watching and you will find out.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11OK, but right now, it's time for Less Talk And More Action.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Remember, no one is safe on this show,
0:02:15 > 0:02:17especially if you're an embarrassing dad.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26I tell you what,
0:02:26 > 0:02:30some dads are so embarrassing that they haven't even shown their faces.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Isn't that right, Salman?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Yes.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Tell us a bit more about your dad.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41He once dropped me off to school wearing Hawaiian shorts,
0:02:41 > 0:02:43and a smart shirt with tie,
0:02:43 > 0:02:47and he started making fun of me in front of my friends.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- You are joking!- AUDIENCE: Ahh!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Yeah, I know. Too right, "Ahhh".
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Where is he today?
0:02:53 > 0:02:58He's at work. He's very busy, but when he's not, he's a joker.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00I bet he is a joker.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Salman, your dad isn't actually at the office today.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- What?- No.
0:03:07 > 0:03:12Err...sorry to spring this on you, mate, but he's right here in the Wind Up studio.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Salman's dad.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Good times are just around the corner, and you are invited along for the ride.
0:03:52 > 0:03:57This is the part of the show where we really need do you go to town and "Smark" someone, if you will.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Now, for this special Wind Up, the town in question was my home town,
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Barnsley! Yes, yes!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Calm down. All right, yes, so we needed to find three people
0:04:07 > 0:04:09that were Barnsley through and through,
0:04:09 > 0:04:11you know, home town, come on, yes, bring it on, yeah.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Lucky for us, we knew just the people.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16'Meet Olivia, Leah and Charlie.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19'They appeared on another of our hit shows, TMI,
0:04:19 > 0:04:21'and they were a right laugh.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25'More importantly, they were from a certain town in north England.'
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Tell everybody where you're from, go on.- Barnsley!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31'You're from Barnsley!'
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Give them a big hand. Barnsley's number one superfans,
0:04:36 > 0:04:39it's Charlie, Leah and Olivia.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42All right, all right, all right!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Bring it, bring it, yes!
0:04:44 > 0:04:45First of all...
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- BARNSLEY ACCENT: All right, how you doing? All right?- Yeah.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Speak Barnsley back to me. Come on!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- BARNSLEY ACCENTS:- All right!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- There we go! BARNSLEY ACCENT:- All right, then?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- We'll work on that! - Let's start at the beginning.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01We thought we'd do a hidden camera prank in Barnsley.
0:05:01 > 0:05:06- Remind us of where you guys are from again.- Barnsley.- Of course, yes.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08So we got in touch with your parents.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12We came up with a story about the Barnsley Tourist Board wanting to film with you...
0:05:12 > 0:05:17..and after weeks of major planning and secret conversations, we were ready to rock.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21So you thought you were turning up to help with a special project for the Barnsley Tourist Board.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Did you suspect anything fishy?
0:05:23 > 0:05:28- No.- I thought they were going to take pictures.- Just take pictures?
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Or pitch our ideas.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Have you got a lot of ideas, Charlie, in that brain?
0:05:32 > 0:05:34A fair few, yeah.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37OK, well, why don't we find out what happened next,
0:05:37 > 0:05:41when the "special project" turned out to be a pretty big deal.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Charlie, you know what to say.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Run VT!
0:05:46 > 0:05:50'So here come Olivia, Charlie and Leah for a day they're not likely to forget.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54'Over to our Wind Up actor, Barry, to explain more.'
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Do you know why you're here?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Not really.- Tourist...
0:05:59 > 0:06:00I'll start at the beginning.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03On behalf of the Barnsley Tourist Board,
0:06:03 > 0:06:07and of the "Ee by gum - Barnsley is best" campaign, thank you,
0:06:07 > 0:06:09because we are here to big up Barnsley.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- Do you know why we're bigging up Barnsley?- No.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Because no-one's coming. - Because it's got a Primark.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16It's got a Primark? No.
0:06:16 > 0:06:21We're bigging up Barnsley because in 2028 we are putting Barnsley
0:06:21 > 0:06:25forward to host the next Olympic Games.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26- Cool.- Wow!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29For those of you who don't know,
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Barnsley's a lovely town in South Yorkshire.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34It's got a lot going for it, including a Primark.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Unlike previous Olympic cities, it's not big enough
0:06:37 > 0:06:39to host the greatest sporting event in the world.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Don't let that get in the way of a Wind Up.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- This is our logo. - Three Yorkshire puddings.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Excellent. Why do you think we chose that?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- We're in Yorkshire.- Excellent, because it's Yorkshire.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53So we're going to build a stadium in the shape of a Yorkshire pudding.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57We're going to push the Yorkshire pudding logo all the time.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01We've got some press coming, some TV and stuff like that,
0:07:01 > 0:07:04we're going to do live things throughout the day on TV.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Barnsley all day.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09We're going to help the Lord Mayor, he's coming in about an hour.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11And on the roof of this building,
0:07:11 > 0:07:14he's going to launch the bid, officially on the TV.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Are you behind this?- Yes. - It's a good idea.- Yes.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19- You're going to big up Barnsley. - Yes.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- You're going to sell Barnsley? - It's one of my life's dreams.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Yeah, that is what the Olympics is about,
0:07:25 > 0:07:27fulfilling your ambitions, right?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Barnsley, Barnsley, 2028.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Games that are going to be oh so great.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Barnsley Olympics, all reet.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40'Brilliant.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44'They seem to be totally buying our fake Olympic story.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47'Now to help Barnsley's bid by recording promotional messages.'
0:07:47 > 0:07:51I've put you on the grass so it looks like the Yorkshire Dales.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Try not to look cold. We must make it look like is a hot summery place.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Which it isn't.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01We need to capitalise on our strengths.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Which is being Yorkshire. So let's be Yorkshire. Everybody do this.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- Yorkshire.- Yorkshire.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Yorkshire. Yorkshire! - THEY GIGGLE
0:08:11 > 0:08:16Come on, let's do Yorkshire. 3, 2, 1.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Barnsley 2028.- Stop! "BAAAA-rnsley."
0:08:19 > 0:08:25- Barnsley.- Barnsley. Barnsley. - Barnsley.- Barnsley.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- Pretend you're like your dad.- Sorry. My dad does not speak like that.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Like your granDad, then.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Ee by gum. Barnsley.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Baaaarnsley! Sounds like a sheep.
0:08:37 > 0:08:42Think of a big butch sheep. Are you ready? 3, 2, 1.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Barnsley 2028! It has a certain ring to it.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48An Olympic ring to it.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52- Barnsley. 2028. Games that could be great. All right!- Excellent.
0:08:52 > 0:08:57Very, very good. That's better, isn't it? You got all that.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Give yourselves a big round of applause.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Barnsley, Barnsley...
0:09:02 > 0:09:04'They've really fallen for it,
0:09:04 > 0:09:07'so it's time for us to wind things up even more.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09'Next challenge, can we persuade them to record
0:09:09 > 0:09:12'some ridiculous made-up facts about the Royal Family?'
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Three, two, one...
0:09:14 > 0:09:17The Queen, or as we know her round here, Lizzie,
0:09:17 > 0:09:19has a house here in Barnsley.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- She often comes to stay for the weekend with her corgis.- Good.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Prince William and Princess Kate
0:09:24 > 0:09:28came to Barnsley for their honeymoon. They love the place.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Buckingham Palace is situated just a stone's throw from Barnsley.
0:09:32 > 0:09:37- They are thinking of changing its name to Barnsley Palace.- Very good.
0:09:37 > 0:09:42- Do you think we can get away with that?- Yes.- Doesn't matter, does it?
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Cunning!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46CHEERING
0:09:46 > 0:09:49That is not fair. I thought you liked us!
0:09:49 > 0:09:52So Charlie, when you were told you were going to be part of
0:09:52 > 0:09:55the Barnsley 2028 Olympic bid,
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- what was going through your head? - It could happen!
0:09:57 > 0:10:01I was excited and pretty honoured they had chosen me
0:10:01 > 0:10:04and I thought we might get tickets to see the Olympics, like,
0:10:04 > 0:10:06when I'm 28, though.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Wow, you really thought about this.
0:10:07 > 0:10:13And Leah, possibly the best thing that's ever been said on television,
0:10:13 > 0:10:15when Barry asked you what was so good about Barnsley,
0:10:15 > 0:10:18you said, it had a Primark.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20LAUGHTER
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- Is that why you're so proud of Barnsley?- Er...
0:10:24 > 0:10:26LAUGHTER
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Erm, one of the reasons!
0:10:30 > 0:10:31LAUGHTER
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Hey, it's a good Primark, I've been in it.- It's a big one.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37OK, time to wind things up a notch now
0:10:37 > 0:10:39and see just how far we could push this thing.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Olivia, say the magic words.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Run VT.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Of course, you can't hold the Olympic Games
0:10:44 > 0:10:48without an opening ceremony full of local talent. Over to you, Barry.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51You've heard of Britain's Got Talent. You've seen the show.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54This is Barnsley's Got Talent.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58We're going to send some acts in. we want you to judge them.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59We need one winner overall today.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02We've got these. We have been using these all week.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06If you like them, at the end, you can give them a tick.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09If you don't like them, you can give them a soggy Yorkshire pudding.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10All right?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12'Now that our judging panel are raring to go,
0:11:12 > 0:11:14'it's time to bring in our first act.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17'Ooh, and it is worth mentioning that we have put together
0:11:17 > 0:11:21'the worst bunch of talent you are ever likely to see.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22'First, an escapologist.'
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Start when you're ready.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31- ESCAPOLOGIST:- It's coming.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34This isn't my jacket.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36BUZZER
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- I think your time's up. - Do you want to stand on your spot?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41You can lay on your spot if you'd prefer.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43LAUGHTER
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Nice one!
0:11:45 > 0:11:47After that shambolic performance,
0:11:47 > 0:11:50will the guys realise this is a wind-up?
0:11:50 > 0:11:51Or will they believe it
0:11:51 > 0:11:53and offer our rubbish acts constructive criticism?
0:11:53 > 0:11:58Well, I think the problem was, you tried to...
0:11:58 > 0:12:02You tried to undo it, but you couldn't,
0:12:02 > 0:12:05and you just rolled on the floor!
0:12:05 > 0:12:09- You showed no actual effort to get out.- No effort?!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Pretty weird.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14I can honestly say I've never seen anything like that before.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17That's in a bad way, by the way, so I'm going to have to say no.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- It's a no from me. - A no from me.- No way.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23That is three no's from the judges,
0:12:23 > 0:12:26but at least they think this is a real talent show.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Will they believe the rest are genuine or suspect foul play?
0:12:30 > 0:12:31Bring on the tea gargler.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34In Yorkshire, we like tea, don't we?
0:12:34 > 0:12:37so I thought I could do a bit of gargling with tea.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41GARGLES POORLY TO MUSIC
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Sorry, I swallowed that bit. It's nice tea. Hang on.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51I think most people would be able to do that
0:12:51 > 0:12:55- and possibly a bit better, so it's a no from me, sorry.- Oh.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58DRUM ROLL
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Woo!
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Ooh!
0:13:07 > 0:13:09SCREECHING
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Woo!
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- Whoo!- It's a no.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15It's a no for me.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19- I found that very, very disturbing. - PERFORMER:- Woo!
0:13:19 > 0:13:21'It's down to one final act to win the kids over
0:13:21 > 0:13:24'and we know just the guys for the job.'
0:13:24 > 0:13:28We're just about to go inside and perform on Barnsley's Got Talent.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32- That's Sam in there, by the way. - Hiya.- Come on, let's do it.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36'They don't seem to have spotted us so far,
0:13:36 > 0:13:38'but surely with moves and costumes this bad,
0:13:38 > 0:13:41'it is only a matter of time before they smell a rat.'
0:13:41 > 0:13:45'Yeah, a big tutu-wearing ballet rat. Yeah!'
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- That's enough, thanks.- Sorry.
0:13:47 > 0:13:52Well, it was...funny, in a strange kind of way.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Sorry, but it's a no from me.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58The tutu falling off had to be the funniest bit.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Because of your mistake, it's a yes.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03So very lucky about the mistake.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04I loved the brown one.
0:14:04 > 0:14:09You are fantastic at ballet, I have to say.
0:14:09 > 0:14:14The white one, you were a bit naff, but it was funny with the tutu,
0:14:14 > 0:14:16so I'm going to go with yes, because it was just so funny.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18CHILDREN APPLAUD
0:14:18 > 0:14:19Well done.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21That is two yeses out of three. Result!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23That concludes the talent show,
0:14:23 > 0:14:26but instead of suspecting this might be a wind-up,
0:14:26 > 0:14:29our judges actually think that one of the acts
0:14:29 > 0:14:30deserves the chance to represent Barnsley.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- Thank you.- Thank you.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35I think it's the mice.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39- Me for mice. - I don't want the mice, though.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41'But while they argue over their decision,
0:14:41 > 0:14:44'the town's Olympic bid has been gathering pace.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48'Let's interrupt the judges with a totally fake live news bulletin.'
0:14:48 > 0:14:50'Someone's in for a shock when they discover the world's
0:14:50 > 0:14:54'biggest event will, literally, be taking place on their doorstep.'
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Apparently there's a news link now.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00It's now time for an update on our main story today -
0:15:00 > 0:15:01the Barnsley Olympic bid.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04We've already seen, in our earlier live links,
0:15:04 > 0:15:05how the bid is gathering momentum
0:15:05 > 0:15:09and is now thought to be favourite to host the 2028 games.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13- Cool.- We can now go live to our reporter, who has found a street
0:15:13 > 0:15:16where locals are already cashing in on the Olympics.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Olympic fever has certainly taken hold of Barnsley.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- That's my house.- Oh, my god!
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Residents have been offered big money by Olympic officials
0:15:26 > 0:15:31to move out of their houses so work can begin on a new Olympic site.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34They are going into my house.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38Even though Barnsley's bid may come to nothing, a deal has been done
0:15:38 > 0:15:42for one house, with the owner agreeing to sell up and move out.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44As you can see, the clear-out has started.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46That's my picture!
0:15:46 > 0:15:49I have the owner here with me now. Caroline, what prompted you to move?
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Definitely the money.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55I take it you're behind the Barnsley Olympic bid?
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Yes, it will be great for the community and Barnsley.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Rachel Bullen, reporting on our main story of the day.
0:16:01 > 0:16:06Barnsley 2028 - Games that could be great. All reet?!
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- That was Leah's flat. - How do you know?
0:16:09 > 0:16:13I know my house, they were taking my Union Jack
0:16:13 > 0:16:15and my TMI stuff out of my room.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Did you hear what the woman said, that she sold the house?
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- My mum is not selling our house. - This is a con.- This is a con.
0:16:22 > 0:16:27- This has got to be a con. - I don't believe this.- Why?
0:16:27 > 0:16:30My mum would not say that, that is my house.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Your mum left earlier.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Yeah, to look after the dog.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Maybe she left to sell the house?
0:16:37 > 0:16:41- Don't worry about it, it's not important.- It is!
0:16:41 > 0:16:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Leah, I have to say you were great there, you were properly sticking up
0:16:49 > 0:16:53for your house. What was going through your head at that point?
0:16:53 > 0:16:54- "How- dare- they!"
0:16:54 > 0:16:56LAUGHTER
0:16:56 > 0:17:00Charlie, how did you find being a judge on Barnsley's Got Talent?
0:17:00 > 0:17:04I took it very seriously, and I really enjoyed it,
0:17:04 > 0:17:07but I thought when all the acts started,
0:17:07 > 0:17:10I thought, "Does Barnsley even have talent?"
0:17:10 > 0:17:11LAUGHTER
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Just to clarify,
0:17:13 > 0:17:16that wasn't actually the finest talent Barnsley had to offer.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Was it not?
0:17:17 > 0:17:20No, it was a load of our mates and people we dragged off the street.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Yeah, it's pretty bad.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26We still had our grand finale in store and that involved
0:17:26 > 0:17:29making you look right silly.
0:17:29 > 0:17:34And let's say, right silly puddings, actually. Yorkshire puddings.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Leah, want to do the honours?
0:17:36 > 0:17:37Run VT.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39'So everything is in place for the grand launch
0:17:39 > 0:17:42'of Barnsley's 2028 Olympic bid.'
0:17:42 > 0:17:44'There's the town mayor,
0:17:44 > 0:17:48'making his way on to the stage for the big announcement.'
0:17:48 > 0:17:52'There's the BBC News reporter about to go live to the whole of the UK.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54'There's our Olympic mascots,
0:17:54 > 0:17:58'dressed to impress as giant Yorkshire puddings.'
0:17:58 > 0:18:01'And finally, the Barnsley bid logo brought to life -
0:18:01 > 0:18:03'a giant Yorkshire pudding filled with real gravy.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07'All the guys have to do is pull the cord to open the curtains
0:18:07 > 0:18:11'and reveal the mayor. What could possibly go wrong?'
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Live in ten...nine...eight...
0:18:14 > 0:18:18seven...six...five...
0:18:18 > 0:18:19four...
0:18:19 > 0:18:22MUSIC: "Chariots of Fire" theme
0:18:22 > 0:18:25I'm Keiron Higginson, reporting live for the BBC.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28As you can see, I'm on a rooftop in the centre of Barnsley
0:18:28 > 0:18:31on what is a very special day for this town.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33And I've just been told that the Mayor of Barnsley
0:18:33 > 0:18:35is ready to address the public
0:18:35 > 0:18:38and to officially launch Barnsley's Olympic bid.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41So without further ado, I give you the Mayor of Barnsley.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Argh!
0:18:50 > 0:18:53The mayor's in the... You covered the mayor in beef gravy!
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Sorry!
0:19:00 > 0:19:03What do you have to say, kids?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05I only did what I was told to do!
0:19:07 > 0:19:10It looks like the mayor's not very happy. Thank you.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12You told me to pull it hard!
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Any comment?
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- ALL:- Barnsley Olympics - all right!
0:19:16 > 0:19:20It's time to put these guys out of their misery and let them know
0:19:20 > 0:19:23there's no Olympic bid and reveal the whole day's
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- been one complete wind-up. - Guys, you were on our brand-new show
0:19:25 > 0:19:28and can I tell you, you have been well and truly Smarked.
0:19:33 > 0:19:38Barnsley will not be the Olympic town/city of the 2028 games.
0:19:38 > 0:19:39This is pointless!
0:19:41 > 0:19:44It's not pointless! It's good entertainment.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48Sorry, anybody got any gravy for this? Could be nice.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:52 > 0:19:57- Brilliant. Absolutely legend.- One last thing, guys, Barnsley Olympics?
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- All right!- Yay.- Fantastic.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05Give it up for great sports and Barnsley's finest ambassadors,
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Leah, Olivia and Charlie!
0:20:07 > 0:20:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Now it's time to find our second studio "victim".
0:20:14 > 0:20:17That means, it's time to introduce to you a friend of ours.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21Ladies and gentlemen, please give a big hand for the Finger of Fun!
0:20:21 > 0:20:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:26 > 0:20:31Yeah, the Finger of Fun has one job, and one job only!
0:20:31 > 0:20:35And that is to find us someone, so we can have some fun.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39So, Finger of Fun, find us someone!
0:20:39 > 0:20:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Who is it going to be?!
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Is it going to be you?!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Or is it going to be...
0:20:48 > 0:20:51There are a lot of smiling faces out there.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Is it going to be you?! I don't think so!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Not you!
0:20:58 > 0:21:02BOTH: Oooohhhh!
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Yes! The Finger of Fun has found someone!
0:21:06 > 0:21:11- Oh, wait a minute!- Whoa! - It's found a second person!
0:21:11 > 0:21:15Girls, the Finger of Fun seems to have selected both of you.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- What are your names? - Lily.- Catherine.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Lily and Catherine. OK, in that case,
0:21:20 > 0:21:23you girls need to come and join us down here. Bring your mum with you,
0:21:23 > 0:21:27because it is time to take part in... The Prize Surprise!
0:21:27 > 0:21:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Girls, would you like to introduce us to your mum, please?
0:21:36 > 0:21:41This is our mum Vicky. She's 43...
0:21:41 > 0:21:44She won't thank you for that!
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Now, Lily and Catherine, have you any idea why you're here?
0:21:48 > 0:21:50- No.- No.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52- Interesting.- It is interesting.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Well girls, you're down here because we've heard you get embarrassed
0:21:55 > 0:22:00by your mum when she wears a certain rain mac, is that right?
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- BOTH:- Yeah! - What's so embarrassing about it?
0:22:03 > 0:22:09It's massive. It's so big, and she wears it all the time.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13- Even when it's not raining. - Sunny weather.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16And she picks us up from school with it when it's not raining
0:22:16 > 0:22:19and it so embarrasses in front of my friends.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22At least she hasn't worn it on the show today.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24- Now that- would- be embarrassing.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26She was, however, wearing it earlier,
0:22:26 > 0:22:29when she was hanging out with us. Have a look.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32CHEERING
0:22:32 > 0:22:34You knew!
0:22:34 > 0:22:36You tricked us!
0:22:36 > 0:22:39I think it really suits you, to be honest.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- I think it looks really nice.- Well, girls, we've got some news for you.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Not only has she been hanging out with us, but your mum has been
0:22:45 > 0:22:49wearing that mac all week on loads of different TV shows.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50Take a look at this.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56You're watching This Morning, with Eamonn and Ruth.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00Move over Lady Gaga, because there is a new style icon in town
0:23:00 > 0:23:03and we are lucky enough to have her with us on today's show.
0:23:03 > 0:23:08- Yes, it's Lily and Catherine's mum. It's Vicky.- Good morning.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Not only Vicky, but Vicky and your trademark mac.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16You have gone from being a normal mum to a global megastar.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18- What do you put it down to?- The mac.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Vicky, Vicky, Vicky, Vicky, Vicky! Do you like my mac?
0:23:22 > 0:23:25I love your mac. It's just like mine.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29Vicky, it's chucking buckets. What I need is a mac like that.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33It's on all the front pages, everybody's talking about it,
0:23:33 > 0:23:35the fashionistas are loving it.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Is it true that even Simon Cowell has noticed you and wants you
0:23:38 > 0:23:42- to be on the panel of X-Factor? - So I've been told,
0:23:42 > 0:23:46but if he wants my mac, then it's a no from me.
0:23:46 > 0:23:52More mac-related news coming up. First, it's time for the weather.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Today's weather is going to be rain,
0:23:54 > 0:23:57followed by more rain, and even more rain.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Vicky, do you want to go walkies?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- Yeah.- Ian, would you like to come?
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Definitely, mate. I'd love to.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Are you in possession of a mac?
0:24:08 > 0:24:13- No, I've not got one. - Well, you can't come!
0:24:13 > 0:24:16And just to think that your daughters Lily and Catherine,
0:24:16 > 0:24:19they actually used to get embarrassed!
0:24:19 > 0:24:23Catherine and Lily, who's laughing now?
0:24:23 > 0:24:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:28 > 0:24:30How do you feel after watching that?
0:24:30 > 0:24:32- That was horrendous. - "That was horrendous"!
0:24:34 > 0:24:39- Did you realise your mum and her mac had become so famous?- No!- She lied!
0:24:39 > 0:24:40She lied!
0:24:40 > 0:24:43We've got some good news and some bad news.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45- Tell her the good news.- I will.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48The good news is that you now have the chance to win
0:24:48 > 0:24:50today's star prize for Lily and Catherine.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Take a look at the star prize...
0:24:54 > 0:24:56It's a brand-new games console!
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Whoo!
0:24:58 > 0:25:01All good. All good, yeah?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Hey, Mark, tell her the bad news.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06- The bad news, and it really- is- bad news,
0:25:06 > 0:25:10- is that The Sugababes have stolen your mac.- Oh, no!
0:25:10 > 0:25:14It is indeed a mac-napping. Look at them.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18Right there. You naughty Sugababes.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Vicky, you've got 45 seconds to get your mac back,
0:25:21 > 0:25:22get to the dressing room in time,
0:25:22 > 0:25:24get the mac back and win the star prize.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28Get there too late and Jade will be wearing that mac all over town.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31I tell you something, the rain in Spain will fall mainly on your head.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33I don't know what that means.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36- Are you up for the challenge first? - I'm up for it.- Fantastic!
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- In that case, run, Mum, run!- Where? - Follow the signs.- Follow the signs.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Go!
0:25:52 > 0:25:55EVERYONE SHOUTS ADVICE
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Right there! That door!
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Push it, push it! There!
0:26:18 > 0:26:20APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:26:24 > 0:26:27She got there with about four minutes to spare
0:26:27 > 0:26:29and couldn't find where she was going. Great work!
0:26:29 > 0:26:33You've got the mac back and you fooled those dastardly Sugababes
0:26:33 > 0:26:34and won the star prize!
0:26:34 > 0:26:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Don't worry, girls, we'll get you your own macs.
0:26:40 > 0:26:41We will indeed.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45Girls, are you still embarrassed by your mum and her mac?
0:26:47 > 0:26:50That's all we've got time for today, but join us next time
0:26:50 > 0:26:55on Sam and Mark's Big Wind Up for more of this!
0:26:57 > 0:27:01- It's Lily and Catherine's mum... - What?!- It's Vicky!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Ha-ha-ha!
0:27:11 > 0:27:12He's a beautiful-looking man.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Shut up! HE VOMITS
0:27:14 > 0:27:15This is awkward.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17- Time up, time up, time up! - Oh, no!- Buzz him!
0:27:20 > 0:27:22..and normally, some woman have beards.
0:27:25 > 0:27:26Oh, my goodness!
0:27:26 > 0:27:28- Hi! - THEY SCREAM
0:27:29 > 0:27:34The four minutes are up!
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