0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Wind me up, put me down and watch me go
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Cos it's easy once you know how it's done
0:00:13 > 0:00:17# You can't stop now, it's already begun. #
0:00:20 > 0:00:23APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:23 > 0:00:27Ladies and gentlemen - good times are just around the corner!
0:00:27 > 0:00:32And so are your hosts - it's Sam and Mark!
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Haagh!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Whoo!
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Yeah, yeah, yeah!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Yeah!
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Whoo!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- All right!- Oh, yes.
0:00:58 > 0:01:03- Welcome to the weekend. - Oh, yes. This is where it starts.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06We are about to wind things up for the weekend,
0:01:06 > 0:01:10and you are invited along for the ride.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14This show is jam-packed full of surprises for you at home
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- and for you lot here in the studio. - Yeah!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19CHEERING
0:01:19 > 0:01:22For example, on today's show,
0:01:22 > 0:01:26we are going to be winding up an aunty in this audience
0:01:26 > 0:01:28and putting her memory to the test.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32- Whooo!- And we've taken our hidden cameras on the road,
0:01:32 > 0:01:36stitching people up left, right and centre. You're at home,
0:01:36 > 0:01:39the doorbell goes, and then this happens...
0:01:39 > 0:01:43# Happy birthday, birthday, birthday, it's your birthday today
0:01:43 > 0:01:46# We hope that you enjoy yourself
0:01:46 > 0:01:49# It's your birthday, it's nice to have a birthday
0:01:49 > 0:01:52# Because it's your birthday Happy birthday, hey! #
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Big Friday Wind-up is also partial to the odd celebrity.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Today we're joined by superstar dance duo Chris and Wes!
0:02:06 > 0:02:11We will be catching up with Chris and Wes later in the show.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13But now, it's time for less talk and more action.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18This is the show with a surprise around every corner,
0:02:18 > 0:02:22so no-one is safe, especially if you're an embarrassing dad.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27OK, so, embarrassing dads...
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Looking for an embarrassing dad.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33I want to speak to...you, Hrithika.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Hello.- Are you all right?- Yep.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Now, we have heard that you have a bit of an embarrassing dad
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- because he likes to do a bit dancing...?- Yes.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47- How does that make you feel? - Embarrassed!
0:02:47 > 0:02:51- Of course! Where is he today? - At home.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54That's a shame. I'd have liked to have met him.
0:02:54 > 0:02:59Actually, he's not at home. He's right here in the Wind-Up Studio!
0:02:59 > 0:03:05Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Hrithika's dad!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:03:13 > 0:03:16HIGH-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:03:20 > 0:03:23AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG IN TIME
0:03:36 > 0:03:38APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Now, this week's Wind Up guests remind me a little bit of us two.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46They're funny, they're stylish, and boy, can they dance.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49That's it! Please give it up for Got To Dance winners Chris and Wes!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Chris and Wes, lovely to have you on the show.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00- Thank you for having us.- Pleasure.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04First of all, can we congratulate you on winning Got To Dance!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07That is pretty impressive.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Can I ask you, have you? Have you GOT to dance?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- Of course we have!- That's our life!
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Let's take a look at the moment that you did win Got To Dance.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19DAVINA MCCALL: Chris and Wes!
0:04:19 > 0:04:23CHEERING
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Well, before you do your exclusive performance,
0:04:30 > 0:04:33could you please try and teach me and Sam a move?
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Of course!- Here we go.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38CHEERING
0:04:40 > 0:04:44We have a bit of music. Let's have the music, get us in the mood.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46MUSIC STARTS
0:04:46 > 0:04:48What have you got for us?
0:04:48 > 0:04:49- Join hands.- Join hands.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52OK, you've got an arm movement with the wrist and elbows.
0:04:52 > 0:04:58- And we'll take it from the fingers. Ready?- Do it. ..Oh, nice.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Come back!- Come back!- Oh, wow!
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- CHEERING - Nice work, nice work.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15We'll leave you to the dancing, and we'll stick to the presenting.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Chris and Wes, if you'd like to get ready for your performance, please.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Don't give up the day job, I'm telling you!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27OK, audience, and everyone at home, prepare to be blown away.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Ashley Banjo from Diversity described them
0:05:30 > 0:05:32as the most unique dance act he's ever seen.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35You are about to find out why. It's Chris and Wes!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:05:39 > 0:05:41ALARM CLOCK RINGS
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Chris, we're going to be late for the final!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51MUSIC: "One More Time" by Daft Punk
0:06:09 > 0:06:12I think we're lost!
0:06:12 > 0:06:17# Just the two of us We can make it if we try
0:06:17 > 0:06:23- # Just the two of us - Just the two of us. #
0:06:23 > 0:06:26MUSIC: "Anyway" by Duck Sauce
0:06:37 > 0:06:42- Oh, my days! It's Sam and Mark. - They're gorgeous! Oh, my days!
0:06:42 > 0:06:46# Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? #
0:06:47 > 0:06:51MUSIC: "One" by Swedish House Mafia
0:07:03 > 0:07:05We made it!
0:07:05 > 0:07:06APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:07:06 > 0:07:10It's time to randomly select our second studio victim,
0:07:10 > 0:07:13and to help with that, let us introduce to you a friend of ours.
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Bring on the finger!
0:07:14 > 0:07:19Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Finger Of Fun. Hello.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- I don't like it when it gets close. - Don't worry about it, it's a friend.
0:07:23 > 0:07:28Finger, we need you to select someone that loves having some fun.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Finger of fun, find us someone. Go!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Who's it going to be?!
0:07:36 > 0:07:41Everyone is wanting it to be them. Is it going to be you?
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Oh, it might be!
0:07:43 > 0:07:47- It's not going to be you!- They all want it, but only one can have it!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Who's it going to be?
0:07:54 > 0:07:59- The finger has spoken! What is your name?- Andrea.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01In that case, Andrea, get yourself down here.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05It's time to have some fun. It's time for the Prize Surprise!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Do not adjust your TV sets - we really are this short.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19We really are!
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Andrea, how are you feeling, darling? - Nervous, but I'm OK.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27We'll look after you! I bet you didn't think
0:08:27 > 0:08:31you'd be standing here, being the star of the show, did you?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Definitely not. - Who are you here with today?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37My sister, my nephew Joshua, and my niece Mia.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41There they are! Give us a wave, guys! Nice to see you.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Enjoying themselves.
0:08:43 > 0:08:48If I'm telling you the truth, I already know who you're here with,
0:08:48 > 0:08:52because it was Josh who wanted everyone to see this...
0:08:55 > 0:09:00Yes, that is you as a young little girl. You look lovely there!
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Give her a cuddle! Give her a cuddle! She's gone!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13You look lovely!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Let's change the subject slightly.
0:09:16 > 0:09:21How do you fancy playing a game to win prizes for your nephew Joshua,
0:09:21 > 0:09:24even though he stitched you up like a kipper?
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- Most definitely.- Yeah! - You're all right, mate!
0:09:28 > 0:09:32OK, we are about to play a little game of Pairs.
0:09:32 > 0:09:38Behind these doors are 12 items. Each item is part of a pair.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Find a pair, win a prize.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44For example, if we were to open number 2, that'd be a red shoe.
0:09:44 > 0:09:49- Nice. A lovely shoe. - Open this one...
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- Oh!- So that wouldn't be a pair, would it?
0:09:52 > 0:09:57- It wouldn't be a pair.- Nice. - Whose flip-flop is this?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- They're mine.- They're yours! They're yours!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Yes, Andrea, you may recognise that flip-flop, cos that is yours
0:10:03 > 0:10:06and that red shoe is yours. In fact,
0:10:06 > 0:10:11every one of these doors is filled with one of your shoes.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15I want to stick this one back. All right. OK.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17- Now, we've got your attention. - We HAVE.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21We know you love shoes, because we've been speaking to your sister Desiree,
0:10:21 > 0:10:24and planning this for days. What have you got to say?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- You wait till I get home! - THEY CHUCKLE
0:10:27 > 0:10:30OK, 60 seconds on the clock, please. Thank you very much.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- Andrea, are you ready?- I'm ready. - Mark'll do the opening doors.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Here we go. Three, two, one.
0:10:35 > 0:10:40- Pick a pair.- Six.- Six. OK. We've got... Ooh! Lovely.- Eight.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Six and eight, OK. Let's open that door.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- Yes! A pair!- Well done. Next one.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Two.- We're going for two. - That's the red one.- 11.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50You're going for 11?
0:10:50 > 0:10:54No, that is not a match. Let's close it. What are you going for?
0:10:54 > 0:10:59- One.- We're going for one. Ooh! - 11, 11, 11.- Oh-oh-oh...
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- It's a match.- Yay!- Four, four, four.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Four, four. Oh, I'm not fit for this! Ooh, you know this one!
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Two, two, two!- Yeah. Whoa...
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- Yes! You're doing really well.- Three, three.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Three, three? OK. What's this one? Oh, nice one!
0:11:15 > 0:11:17- Number five, number five. - Number five?
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- No.- Shut that one. Shut that one. - Number seven, number seven.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24- You're going for number seven? I wish I was fitter!- Number nine!
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- Number nine.- Number nine, OK. Let's open this.- Yes!
0:11:27 > 0:11:31- Number ten, number ten.- OK, yes. - Number three!- OK!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Number 12.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Number five and number 12.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Yeah!
0:11:36 > 0:11:39KLAXON WAILS
0:11:39 > 0:11:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Very good!
0:11:44 > 0:11:49You know... You know you said you was a fitness trainer? Oh!
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Sort me out with a membership, will you? OK.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55I can say that you matched all six pairs.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58That's six prizes for Josh from the Wind-Up prize stack.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02We want to introduce to you a couple of friends of ours.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Please give it up for Adam and Sohail.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Milk it! Milk it!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18You might recognise these guys - they appeared
0:12:18 > 0:12:21on another of our hit TV shows, TMi Friday.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25- There they are, Sam and Mark's TMi Friday.- Ah, the good times, eh, lads?
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- The good times.- Who was on the show? Kara Tointon and Shayne Ward.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Had fun with them, didn't we?
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Hacker T Dog, as well. Look at that!
0:12:33 > 0:12:37I think it's fair to say that a good time was had by all.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39What was your highlight of being on TMi?
0:12:39 > 0:12:43Meeting all the celebrities - they were absolutely hilarious.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47- Oh, really? Nice! Which was your favourite celebrity?- All of them.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- But Kara a bit more. - THEY CHUCKLE
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Well, the fact that we've got a bit of history with these guys
0:12:53 > 0:12:57made them perfect candidates for our brand-new game In Yer Face.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- I'm going to do what you do. - Yeah, do it.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02For this game to work, we needed two people who'd recognise us
0:13:02 > 0:13:05- if we bumped into them in the street. - We also needed two people
0:13:05 > 0:13:08who we had a bit of inside information on.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11For example, not only do we know where you guys live,
0:13:11 > 0:13:14but we know about your hobbies and where you like to hang out.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16As we knew where they hung out,
0:13:16 > 0:13:19we rigged those places with hidden cameras
0:13:19 > 0:13:22so we could film these guys all day without them realising.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Yes, but the big question was,
0:13:25 > 0:13:28could we infiltrate their lives without being recognised?
0:13:28 > 0:13:33- Let's find out. Adam, say the magic words.- Run VT.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Ah! A sunny sleepy day in Shipley.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39And then we turned up!
0:13:50 > 0:13:54- Right! It's time for another game of In Yer Face.- In YOUR face!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56- Not my face.- No, not your face,
0:13:56 > 0:13:59but we are going to be getting in the faces of these two.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00I'm taking Sohail.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01And I'm taking Adam.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04The aim of the game is not to get recognised.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07We've got loads of disguises to help us out.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14But if they uncover our true identity right in our faces,
0:14:14 > 0:14:16then it's game over.
0:14:16 > 0:14:21So, let's get things on course by playing round one, Golfer.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Can Sam and Mark get their golfer impressions down to a TEE?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26First up, Sam.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Oh, no.- You got a hold of that one!
0:14:31 > 0:14:34I'm not confident about this - I can't play golf to save my life.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37What I want you to do is hit the ball...
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- Don't you patronise me! - Whenever you see Sohail take a shot,
0:14:40 > 0:14:42I want you to comment on it.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Maybe, you know, throw in an accent or something.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Right!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50HE CHUCKLES
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Here we go. Here we go.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- AMERICAN ACCENT:- All right! Whoo!
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Right behind you, dude!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Sohail's better than you!
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Oh, man!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17MARK CHUCKLES He's looking at you!
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- Nice shot! - Ooh! He looked at you funny then.
0:15:24 > 0:15:29He looked at you proper funny then. He's looking at you up and down.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Oh! Come on!
0:15:31 > 0:15:35I want you to do some stupid stretching now.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39He's laughing at you!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Man!
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Give him some advice.
0:15:50 > 0:15:55Good shot, kid. Remember, on your tiptoes, yeah? Keep it good.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Hope you have a better game than me.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Man!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10That was amazing!
0:16:10 > 0:16:12So, Sam goes one up.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16Next to tee off... it's Mark "Tiger" Rhodes.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18You look like you should be in an indie band.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21I know what you're saying. A really cool one?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Don't forget, if Adam outs you - if he says,
0:16:23 > 0:16:26"You're Mark from Sam and Mark," it's game over.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Not going to happen, mate.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- YORKSHIRE ACCENT: I'll talk like this and keep it local.- Here they come.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Looking at you.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45YORKSHIRE ACCENT: Keep your head down, lad. Spread your legs a little.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- That's it. Go on. - Oh, he's listening to you.
0:16:47 > 0:16:53- That's it, lad. That's it, lad. Natural! Nice work.- He's got no idea.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Well, you're a natural.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- I'd get yourself out of there. - I'll leave you to it.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01You're doing a cracking job.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Whoa! Tell you what, mate, wowsers!
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Nice work. I'll see you later.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- MARK CHUCKLES - Very good, very good!
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Oh, he didn't have a clue, mate.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- No, not at all.- We were like best friends in the end. It was amazing!
0:17:19 > 0:17:22One-all. Next challenge - let's do it. Start her up.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27- Start her up.- All right. - ENGINE TURNS OVER
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- Start her up.- Yeah, she's dead.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Mark makes it one apiece, which means it's time for round two.
0:17:36 > 0:17:41Can the lads carry out their survey without being rumbled?
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Hey, let's find out!
0:17:43 > 0:17:45You need to go up to Sohail and ask the question,
0:17:45 > 0:17:48"Which celebrity would you most like to see
0:17:48 > 0:17:50"turn on the Christmas lights in Bradford?"
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Easy, mate. - What accent are you going for?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- I'm going to go "Scor-tish". - "Scor-tish"? Interesting.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59So, I apologise to any Scottish people in advance.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Remember, if Sohail actually says,
0:18:01 > 0:18:04"You're Sam from Sam and Mark," it's it. That's over.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05OK, now I'm nervous.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Good luck. You're going to need it.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- EXAGGERATED SCOTS ACCENT: - Can I ask you a quick question?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16I'm doing a bit of market research.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18I'm just wondering, which celebrity
0:18:18 > 0:18:21would you like to see switch on Bradford's Christmas lights?
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Ooh, Sohail might just have twigged what's going on,
0:18:28 > 0:18:31but unless he clearly identifies Sam to his face,
0:18:31 > 0:18:33then Sam is still in the game.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37Oh, the two wee lads off the telly? Oh, yeah, good guys!
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- I can't believe this.- You've got another two choices.- Simon Cowell.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45- Oh, laddie. Ah, good one, laddie. - I don't think he knows!
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- Aston from JLS.- Aston from JLS? Oh, the wee lad from JLS? The small one?
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Come on, Sohail. You've got to get him!
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Nice one. Cheers, mate.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Shook his hand, as well!
0:18:56 > 0:18:57MARK CHUCKLES
0:19:01 > 0:19:05- Wait a minute!- Hey, he didn't say it, so I'm still in the game.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- What?!- And we're switching on Bradford's Christmas lights.
0:19:08 > 0:19:13The little fella sneaks a 2-1 lead. Next up, it's the other one.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17- Are you nervous? - Not at all, mate. Not at all.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- You are a bit, aren't you? - Massively.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Get ready. He's coming up the hill.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28This is it, mate. Don't mess it up. If you lose this, it's game over.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30He's coming round the corner. Good luck.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Er, excuse me. Before you go in, could I, er...
0:19:33 > 0:19:34I'm doing some market research
0:19:34 > 0:19:37for Bradford Metropolitan Council. Just wondering,
0:19:37 > 0:19:41which celebrity would the people of Bradford most like to see
0:19:41 > 0:19:44- switch on the Christmas lights this year?- Simon Cowell.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48That would be a good one, wouldn't it? Yes. Very good.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Popular.- It is. All right. Thank you very, very much.
0:19:51 > 0:19:56That's great market research. Thank you. Enjoy yourself. Take care.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57Very good, very good.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05I can say that now - you have absolutely smashed it.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09I can't actually believe that we are carrying on, because it's just...
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Hey, those are the rules, brother.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- I'm still in the game until he says, "You're Sam."- Start that car up.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- All right. Let's do it.- Owww!
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Off to the next challenge!
0:20:21 > 0:20:23We'll be back for that after their break. Two-all.
0:20:25 > 0:20:30- OK.- Adam, what did you suspect when you saw me at the golfing range?
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Nothing. I thought you were a random person playing golf.
0:20:33 > 0:20:38- We had a great time - working on our swing. Smashed it!- Now, Sohail,
0:20:38 > 0:20:40you said you wanted Mark and I to switch on the lights.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44Now, was that just a coincidence, or had you rumbled me?
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Well, I thought you did look like Sam, but I wasn't 100% sure,
0:20:47 > 0:20:51so I just want to see your reaction when I said "Sam and Mark".
0:20:51 > 0:20:55Mark, you must've been confident - you didn't put much of an accent on.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- I didn't think I needed to after your display.- Well, that's true. So,
0:20:58 > 0:21:02with the scores still at two-all, it was all still to play for.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06- Let's find out what happened next. Sohail, over to you.- Run VT.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Can these two big gobs get a note out without getting caught out?
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Samuel, strike up the band.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20OK, Sam, the rules are that you have to go to Sohail's house,
0:21:20 > 0:21:22you have to knock on the door. When he answers it,
0:21:22 > 0:21:26you need to sing him happy birthday in, er...
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Well, a song of your choosing, really.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32If he recognises you, remember he has to say,
0:21:32 > 0:21:36"Are you Sam from Sam and Mark?" If he does that, game over, mate.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38I am still in this game, and you're running scared.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41I can hear it in your voice. I can hear it in your stupid voice.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45- You're a stupid voice. - Good trash talk.- Cheers, man.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Here we go.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01# Happy birthday, birthday, birthday
0:22:01 > 0:22:02# It's your birthday today
0:22:04 > 0:22:06# We hope that you enjoy yourself
0:22:06 > 0:22:08# Because it's your birthday
0:22:08 > 0:22:10# It's nice to have a birthday
0:22:10 > 0:22:11# Because it's your birthday
0:22:11 > 0:22:13# Happy birthday, hey!
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- MIDLANDS ACCENT:- Happy birthday, mate. Nice to meet you, Jack.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20- You all right? Yeah, good to meet you, Jack.- Are you Jack?- It's what?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22- Sohail.- Sohail?
0:22:22 > 0:22:25I thought it was Jack. Is this not number eight?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Is this not number eight?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- What number house is this?- Six.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33I'm really sorry. I've got the wrong house. I'm sorry about that.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34OK, see you, mate.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37HE GIGGLES
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Sorry, what?
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- Yes, he said, he said it!- Finally!
0:22:43 > 0:22:44Sohail...
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Come here, mate. We, er...
0:22:46 > 0:22:48We have been playing a game with you all day -
0:22:48 > 0:22:50I think you know that, don't you?
0:22:50 > 0:22:52I've not been very good today, have I?
0:22:52 > 0:22:55We have been playing a game called In Yer Face,
0:22:55 > 0:22:58where I've been trying to get into your life.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01I was the man asking you who'd switch on the Christmas lights.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05Brilliant. Well, you have just found me out, but what you don't know
0:23:05 > 0:23:07is that Mark is playing this with your good friend Adam.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10And what I can tell you is, at the minute,
0:23:10 > 0:23:14Adam has no idea that it's Mark at all. He's not clocked at all.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- You have clocked. Do you reckon Adam will get him?- It might take a while.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21Sam's failure means the scores remain at two apiece.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24If Mark avoids identification, he's our winner!
0:23:24 > 0:23:28OK, dude, this could be it for you. This could be the one.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31If Adam doesn't get you in this one, you've won.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Which would be nice, wouldn't it? How you feeling, mate?
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Nervous. Really nervous.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Good luck, dude. Don't forget, this is it for you.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43If you don't do it, it'll be a measly draw and you won't have won.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44I know how much you like to win.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53# Happy birthday, happy birthday
0:23:53 > 0:23:55# I hope you agree
0:23:55 > 0:23:58# You'll have many more birthdays, but so will me
0:23:58 > 0:24:01# Grammatically, that's not correct I know that it's true
0:24:01 > 0:24:05# I'm wearing red and white today but sometimes I wear blue. #
0:24:05 > 0:24:07AMERICAN ACCENT: Happy birthday, Peter.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Your name's not Peter?
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Your name's not Peter?! Oh, what's your name?
0:24:13 > 0:24:14- Adam.- Adam?
0:24:14 > 0:24:18- Nice to meet you, Adam. This is not 23?- No.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Where's 23?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Where's 23, man?
0:24:24 > 0:24:26I can't believe this. I...
0:24:26 > 0:24:28I'll let you go. I'll let you go.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34I'm not from around here. I'm from America.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38Ooh! Adam may well recognise him from somewhere, but unless he makes
0:24:38 > 0:24:41a positive identification, Mark will win the game.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46- I'll see you later, man. - Ridiculous!
0:24:49 > 0:24:52HE LAUGHS
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Yeah!
0:24:54 > 0:24:58So, Mark's won but could he really rub Sam's face in it
0:24:58 > 0:25:01by winning another round dressed as a woman with wind?
0:25:01 > 0:25:05- Mark, can you hear me? - Loud and very clear.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Or should I say, Marquetta?
0:25:08 > 0:25:09Looking good(!)
0:25:09 > 0:25:12You're talking to a winner, Nixon, so pipe down.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Let's see how far we can take it.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17So, Adam's going to come into the chemist.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20What you need to do is pretend that you've got a really bad tummy
0:25:20 > 0:25:22so ask the person at the counter
0:25:22 > 0:25:25for something that could solve your tummy troubles.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28- Good times.- Good luck, dude, they're on the way.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Let's see how good you really are, Mark.
0:25:38 > 0:25:39- Do you want to sit down?- >
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Excuse me, love.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45Excuse me, do you have anything for a windy tummy or something?
0:25:47 > 0:25:52- I'm having a lot of gas at the minute. I'm so bloated.- Oh, dear.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Oh, it's been terrible.
0:25:54 > 0:25:59- I can't tell you the grief that I've had but I feel quite gassy.- Good.
0:26:01 > 0:26:06- Do you suffer from belly ache and stuff like that?- No.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Oh! Oh, no! FARTING AND RUMBLING
0:26:08 > 0:26:11I'm all right, oh.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Really?
0:26:19 > 0:26:21I look like Mark from TMi?
0:26:24 > 0:26:28You're right, mate, it is! How you doing?
0:26:30 > 0:26:34We have been playing a little game called In Yer Face.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38Sam has been playing with Sohail and I have been playing with you
0:26:38 > 0:26:42and thankfully my friend, you have not noticed me
0:26:42 > 0:26:45until the very end so I have won, gimme five. Yes.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47I'm sure you knocked on my door.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50- Who is this?- That's Sam.- Here he is.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- How are you?- I'm all right.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53THEY CHEER
0:26:55 > 0:26:58- Have you enjoyed yourselves?- Yes. - We've had a great time.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01It's been a crazy day, but worth it.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:27:04 > 0:27:08I think you'll agree that Sohail and Adam have been cracking sports.
0:27:08 > 0:27:13- Give them a massive round of applause. - APPLAUSE
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Welcome to the weekend!
0:27:16 > 0:27:17Oh, my days! It's Sam and Mark!
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Your dad isn't actually at the office today.
0:27:24 > 0:27:28The Foaminator!
0:27:32 > 0:27:34ANNOUNCER: That's all we've got time for today!
0:27:34 > 0:27:37But join us next time on Sam And Mark's Big Wind Up
0:27:37 > 0:27:40for more of this!
0:27:40 > 0:27:42SCREAMING
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Bye!
0:27:48 > 0:27:52OK! Start the clock, will you! START THE CLOCK!
0:27:53 > 0:27:57- Are you all right, Dad?- Yeah! - THEY LAUGH