Episode 12

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0:00:03 > 0:00:08# Wind me up, put me down Start me up and watch me go

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Cos it's easy once you know how it's done

0:00:13 > 0:00:17# You can't stop now it's already begun. #

0:00:17 > 0:00:20CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:00:22 > 0:00:25'Ladies and gentlemen, let's get this party started.

0:00:25 > 0:00:29'Give it up for your hosts, Sam and Mark!'

0:00:29 > 0:00:32CHEERING

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Come with me, come with me! Look at all these people!

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Look at all these people! Come on!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Welcome to the weekend!- Oh, yes! - Oh, yes!

0:00:56 > 0:01:00It starts right here. We are winding things up for your weekend.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03- And I want to know, who is along for the ride?- Yeah.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06How about you at home? Are you up for it? Are you? Yeah?

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Oh, yeah! You will not believe what we've got in store.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13This show is full to bursting with surprises, and they could be for you!

0:01:13 > 0:01:18They could be for you! They could be for you!

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Or you. Don't think I've forgotten about you.- Or you!

0:01:22 > 0:01:24- Probably not me.- Probably not.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27For example, on today's show, we're going to try and pull off,

0:01:27 > 0:01:30quite literally, our biggest surprise ever.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34- And there's going to be a little slippery twist in the tale.- Ooo!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36- ALL:- Ooo!- Yeah.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40We've also been out and about with an epic hidden camera prank

0:01:40 > 0:01:42that involves some old friends, a bakery

0:01:42 > 0:01:44and a very strange-looking woman.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48Can we get that, Angie, please? Let's get this lady what she wants.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56Pretty weird, that. See, no-one is safe from the Wind-Up cameras.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00But right now, are you guys ready for this jelly? Are you? Are you ready?

0:02:00 > 0:02:04Because I think it's time to walk the walk

0:02:04 > 0:02:06and not just talk the talk.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10Yeah! Remember, this is the show with a surprise around every corner.

0:02:10 > 0:02:15No-one is safe. Especially if you're a huge embarrassment to your kids.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Let's do this. Let's do this right now. Yeah?

0:02:20 > 0:02:23You following me? Following me? Yeah?

0:02:23 > 0:02:27Oh, so many embarrassing people.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31Eee! Ooo! You're all looking at me, going, "Don't come to me".

0:02:31 > 0:02:33LAUGHTER

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Right.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Sian, Lorelle.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41- How are you, girls?- Fine.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Fine, yeah. Good?- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:02:44 > 0:02:49Well, you've got an embarrassing auntie, haven't you?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51THEY LAUGH

0:02:51 > 0:02:55She's pretty embarrassing. What does she do that embarrasses you?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57When we're going shopping,

0:02:57 > 0:02:59she'll go in her pyjamas

0:02:59 > 0:03:02and then she'll start dancing

0:03:02 > 0:03:06and shouting our names in front of everyone. It's really embarrassing.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09She dances in her pyjamas everywhere?

0:03:09 > 0:03:13- Oh! Where is she today? Do you know? - She's at work.- Is she at work?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15- Yeah.- It would've been brilliant if she was rocking out

0:03:15 > 0:03:19- in the studio with everyone to see, wouldn't it?- Yeah.

0:03:19 > 0:03:20Well, you know, never mind.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22What's that?

0:03:22 > 0:03:24She IS here?

0:03:24 > 0:03:27And she's ready to perform right now?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29- LAUGHTER - Right, OK.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Aunty Nina.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:03:36 > 0:03:40MUSIC: "I Believe In A Thing Called Love" by The Darkness

0:04:06 > 0:04:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Let's introduce to you a couple of friends of ours.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19Wind-Up audience, please give a massive welcome to Niamh and Lauren!

0:04:19 > 0:04:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28- Ladies, you are looking lovely! - It's lovely to have you on the show.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31You might recognise these girls because they appeared

0:04:31 > 0:04:37on another or our smash hit but non-award-winning shows, TMI Friday.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40- Are you all right?- Yeah.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44'There's Niamh, there's Lauren and there's Jedward.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46'Why am I massaging her head?

0:04:46 > 0:04:49'Why are we playing basketball with Justin Bieber's head?

0:04:49 > 0:04:52'Jedward seemed to be enjoying themselves, anyway.'

0:04:52 > 0:04:55'Ah, yes. Bursting balloons, Bieber and basketball.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59'I think it's fair to say a good time was had by all.'

0:04:59 > 0:05:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:05:02 > 0:05:05- Good times. - Great times, GREAT times, Mark.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Did you ever think you'd hear or see

0:05:07 > 0:05:10from me and Sam again after the show?

0:05:10 > 0:05:13- The occasional Christmas card? No? - BOTH:- No!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Actually, the fact we've got a bit of history

0:05:17 > 0:05:21made these guys perfect candidates for our brand new game, In Yer Face.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Let me explain.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25For this game to work, we needed two people who had met us in person

0:05:25 > 0:05:29who would definitely recognise us if we bumped into them in the street.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32And we also needed people we had intel on.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36That stands for intelligence. I know that cos I got told today.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Now the big question was could we infiltrate their lives

0:05:39 > 0:05:42without being recognised? Let's find out.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Niamh, say the magic words.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Roll VT!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Yeah!

0:05:48 > 0:05:51'A beautifully peaceful day in Flint.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53'Until we showed up.'

0:06:05 > 0:06:09We're here to play a little game we like to call In Yer Face.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13It's called that because we're about to get in the face of these two.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15- 'I'm taking Niamh.' - 'And I'm taking Lauren.'

0:06:15 > 0:06:18'The aim of the game is not to get recognised.'

0:06:18 > 0:06:21'We've got loads of disguises to help us out.'

0:06:21 > 0:06:24'And whoever gets away with it longest is the winner.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27'But if they uncover our true identity and make a positive ID

0:06:27 > 0:06:30'right in our faces, it's game over.'

0:06:31 > 0:06:34'We kick off with round one - Special Delivery.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38'Will Sam and Mark be able to pass themselves off as delivery men?

0:06:38 > 0:06:40'Up first, Sam.'

0:06:40 > 0:06:44MARK GIGGLES

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Don't mess it up, Sam.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58COCKNEY ACCENT: All right? I've got a package for number 30.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03OK. Mum!

0:07:03 > 0:07:07If you just print and sign that, I just need a signature.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11- It's not... Mum! - Get her to sign it!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14It's all right, you can sign. I just need a signature, darling.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16- Go on, you sign. - I don't know what to do!

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Print your name there and signature there. Cheers, darling.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Stop saying "darling". Get out of there, get out of there, quick.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Thank you. Cheers, thank you.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35THEY LAUGH

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Oh! That was pretty nerve-racking!

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Now it's my turn.- Your turn now.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- Off to Naimh's. Come on, Niamh! - Ah-hah!

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Horrendous cockney accent!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47"All right, darling. How's it going?"

0:07:47 > 0:07:49LAUGHTER

0:07:49 > 0:07:53'That's 1-0 to Sam, but will Mark be able to deliver the goods?'

0:07:53 > 0:07:55(Good luck.)

0:07:59 > 0:08:03Struggling with t'gate! Hah!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Stop laughing.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Shut up. My moustache is coming off.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Excuse me, I've got a delivery. Can you sign here, please?

0:08:17 > 0:08:18Just on there.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Right, just a quick signature, that's all. Anywhere there, love.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30All right, darling. You take that in there. All right. Have a good day.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32- Bye!- Thank you.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37MARK WHINES

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Go, go, go! - LAUGHTER

0:08:43 > 0:08:47'It's level pegging so it's time for round two, On Your Bike.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51'Will Sam and Mark be able to cycle past without getting recognised?

0:08:51 > 0:08:53'Let's find out. Up first, Sam.'

0:08:55 > 0:08:57I'm going to tell you the rules.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01Ride up to her, say good morning and then honk your horn.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Do it really slowly and do it coming towards her, not behind.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08- OK.- Good luck, you'll need it.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18'Slowly.'

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Morning. Lovely morning.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23HORN SQUEAKS

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Did she clock you then? Did she clock you?

0:09:27 > 0:09:30'Lauren looks suspicious but remember,

0:09:30 > 0:09:33'she needs to make a positive ID for the game to be up.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36'So has Sam got away with it?'

0:09:36 > 0:09:38I'm sure she clocked him then.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Morning. THEY LAUGH

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Either she recognised me or she thought, "What a weirdo!"

0:09:48 > 0:09:50What a weirdo!

0:09:50 > 0:09:53'What a weirdo indeed, but he's taken a 2-1 lead.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56'Next up, it's Mark.'

0:09:57 > 0:10:00HORN SQUEAKS

0:10:00 > 0:10:02OK, Mark. This is it.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Here comes Niamh.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12- Morning. - HORN SQUEAKS

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Little look back!

0:10:17 > 0:10:19She doesn't suspect a thing.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23'Mark makes it two apiece. So it's still all to play for.'

0:10:23 > 0:10:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:10:27 > 0:10:31- We looked weird.- Very strange. OK, let's start at the beginning.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33What went through your head when that strange, hairy

0:10:33 > 0:10:36delivery man with a dodgy accent turned up at your door?

0:10:36 > 0:10:39That someone was just winding me up.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Straight away, you were thinking, "This can't be right."

0:10:41 > 0:10:45Weirdo. What did you think when I cycled past, Niamh?

0:10:45 > 0:10:49I thought, "Why would a grown man have a pink horn on his bike?"

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Yeah, Mark. Why?

0:10:51 > 0:10:54These are questions I was asking myself that day, Niamh!

0:10:54 > 0:10:55LAUGHTER

0:10:55 > 0:10:59OK, so that's 2-2. It's all hanging in the balance.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03But one of us had to win and one of us had to become a big loser.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Let's see how it went down. Lauren, you know what to do.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Run VT.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10'It's time for In Your Face Round Three.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13'Can Sam and Mark pretend to be lost ramblers

0:11:13 > 0:11:15'and ask for directions in a foreign accent?

0:11:15 > 0:11:19'Off you go, son.'

0:11:19 > 0:11:21OK, the rules are pretty simple.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24All you need to do is ask directions to the town centre.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27But do it in an accent.

0:11:27 > 0:11:28SAM LAUGHS

0:11:28 > 0:11:32- You look like a gibbering wreck. - I am, I'm nervous.

0:11:32 > 0:11:37- It doesn't help that you look like an American garden gnome.- Ha!

0:11:37 > 0:11:39I'll tell you what else doesn't help,

0:11:39 > 0:11:43the fact that I've got a map of the Yorkshire Dales.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45LAUGHTER

0:11:45 > 0:11:49Yeah, granted, that's not going to work in your favour.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56POOR AMERICAN ACCENT: Oh, hi! Excuse me, I was just wondering

0:11:56 > 0:11:58if you could tell me where the town centre is?

0:11:58 > 0:12:02You'll have to go all the way to the front of the castle,

0:12:02 > 0:12:05- follow the road around...- OK. - ..you come to a little bridge...

0:12:05 > 0:12:09- Back into Barnsley! - ..that's where the town is.

0:12:09 > 0:12:13Follow round to the right, under the bridge. Thank you very much.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16Have a good day. 'Bye!

0:12:16 > 0:12:18HE LAUGHS

0:12:18 > 0:12:21That was amazing! Keep walking, keep walking.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23MARK LAUGHS

0:12:28 > 0:12:31THEY LAUGH

0:12:31 > 0:12:35- Can't believe you did that. - AMERICAN ACCENT: Excuse me!

0:12:35 > 0:12:36HE LAUGHS

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Oh, no, that means I've got to do it now.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42Yeah, man! What accent are you going to give Niamh?

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Well, it's got to be better than yours!

0:12:45 > 0:12:50'It's 3-2 to Sam! Will Mark be able to level the scores?'

0:12:50 > 0:12:53- I'm just enjoying a sandwich. - What? Are you?- Yeah.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56- Save us some.- I will.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01You know the rules.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03To be fair, I didn't put the map in front of my face.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06I don't reckon you should, too.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08We said what the rules were.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10LAUGHING

0:13:10 > 0:13:13- You're getting nervous now. - I'm really nervous.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15If I can't use the map, I am going to struggle.

0:13:18 > 0:13:22- DUTCH ACCENT:- Excuse me, could you please, er, help me?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24I'm not from around here. I was looking at the map

0:13:24 > 0:13:28and I was wondering if you could show me where the town centre is?

0:13:28 > 0:13:29Please? Do you know?

0:13:29 > 0:13:33Do you know? I have a map. The town centre.

0:13:33 > 0:13:37I'm not from around here, so I don't know.

0:13:37 > 0:13:38Where would you say?

0:13:45 > 0:13:49To the shops? OK, thank you, please. A high five for that.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53Yes, thank you. Thank you very much.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56HE LAUGHS Awesome!

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Careful, careful!

0:14:03 > 0:14:05THEY LAUGH

0:14:05 > 0:14:10- That was really good.- What are the scores? 3-3?- Yes. Three all. Wow!

0:14:10 > 0:14:15- This is good. This is tight.- I thought I'd be found out on that one.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17- I'm surprised!- Next one's a biggy!

0:14:17 > 0:14:22'Mark makes it three apiece. So, it's on to round four.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25'Can the lads serve their target in a bakery dressed as a lady?

0:14:25 > 0:14:29'Let's find out. Up first, Sam.'

0:14:32 > 0:14:39- Sam?- Yep.- What you need to do is serve her in a woman's voice.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40How you doing, ladies? What can I get ya?

0:14:40 > 0:14:43LAUGHTER

0:14:43 > 0:14:48A tub of coleslaw. Can we get that, Derrin, love?

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Couple of slices of that. Can we get that, Angie, please?

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Let's get this lady what she wants.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56LAUGHTER

0:14:56 > 0:14:59It's your birthday? Oh, happy birthday!

0:14:59 > 0:15:04- How old are you today?- Ten. - Ten? Wow, I remember being ten!

0:15:04 > 0:15:10- Do you remember being ten, Derrin? - No, it's too far!- Oh, too long away!

0:15:11 > 0:15:14- I don't remember yesterday! - Here we go, is that it, love?

0:15:14 > 0:15:19- That's it, thank you. - £1.79 that please, love. Thank you.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21There you go Angela, love. You do that.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24I'm not good with tills me, I'm only new. There's your change.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- Thank you, my love.- Thank you. - Thank you very much.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31- Thanks.- Thank you. Have a nice party. Happy birthday. See ya.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37'Nothing half-baked about that!

0:15:37 > 0:15:42'Sam seems to have got away with it, so the pressure's now on Mark.'

0:15:46 > 0:15:50You all right, ladies? What do you want, darling?

0:15:52 > 0:15:56- You don't want anything? - She can't have bread.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Oh, no, what about coronation chicken down there?

0:15:59 > 0:16:02- No, don't like chicken? - I might have one of those.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Do you want a drink, Niamh?

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Oh, Niamh, what a lovely name!

0:16:08 > 0:16:13- There you go, thank you.- Bargain! Look at that.- Thank you very much.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17- It's a pleasure. Take care, love, bye!- Bye!

0:16:20 > 0:16:23'So, that means Mark's levelled it up.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25'Score draw, 4-4!'

0:16:25 > 0:16:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:16:29 > 0:16:31One quick question, Niamh.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35- DUTCH ACCENT:- Could you tell me where the dance centre is, please?

0:16:35 > 0:16:37AMERICAN ACCENT: I have a map! I have a map!

0:16:37 > 0:16:40My dad always said to me, "Never trust a woman with a beard!"

0:16:40 > 0:16:45Lauren, surely, you must've started to smell a rat in that bakery?

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Well, I could see it was you, kind of.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50- Right.- But I wouldn't, I didn't think it would be you.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53I don't think anybody noticed me, cos when you left the shop,

0:16:53 > 0:16:56the guy behind went, "Can I have a bacon sandwich, please?

0:16:56 > 0:16:59LAUGHTER

0:16:59 > 0:17:00Oh, brilliant.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04And, Niamh, I thought you were totally going to get me there.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05What were you thinking?

0:17:05 > 0:17:09I thought it did look like Mark, and I just thought,

0:17:09 > 0:17:12"I don't want to say anything just in case it isn't."

0:17:12 > 0:17:14And I don't want to be rude.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17That could have been awkward, bless you for being so polite.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19That kept us in the game, you still didn't spot us.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23So, it was down to the last resort - shadow walking.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Niamh, do it.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Run VT.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30'It's time for the decider - shadow walking.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34'Whoever can walk in the shadow of their target for the longest time,

0:17:34 > 0:17:36'without being recognised, is our winner.'

0:17:54 > 0:17:58'Looks like Niamh might have spotted Mark.'

0:17:58 > 0:18:02- 'Game over, son.'- How're you doing? - Fine.- Are you all right?

0:18:02 > 0:18:04'We've been playing a game with you'

0:18:04 > 0:18:07all day, called In Your Face.

0:18:07 > 0:18:11'Oh, and it looks like Lauren might have spotted Sam!'

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Hello, Lauren, all right?!

0:18:13 > 0:18:14'Winner!'

0:18:14 > 0:18:19- How are you doing?- You know the delivery person this morning?

0:18:19 > 0:18:21That was me.

0:18:21 > 0:18:25And then, you went for a little walk in the park, didn't you?

0:18:25 > 0:18:29And there was a cyclist that went past you? Yeah, that was me.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32- And I can't believe you didn't get me in here.- I thought it was you.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36You thought it was me?! You were being too polite, weren't you?

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Hey, but something you don't know,

0:18:38 > 0:18:41is that Sam has been playing the game also with Lauren.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47- All right, Niamh?- Hi!

0:18:47 > 0:18:50I literally had to go up to her and go, "Hello."

0:18:52 > 0:18:55- Did you enjoy that?- You've got to say something to me.- Happy birthday!

0:18:55 > 0:18:59SAM AND MARK CHEER Don't forget the birthday.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02CHEERING

0:19:02 > 0:19:05All right, begrudgingly, I will say congratulations.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08You pretty much had to jump into Lauren's face to get spotted there.

0:19:08 > 0:19:12- That was funny.- Lauren, it was actually your birthday.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14The weirdest birthday ever?

0:19:14 > 0:19:18- Yes, and thanks for making me late for my own birthday party.- Oh, what?

0:19:18 > 0:19:24- Sam!- Oh, man!- Oh, well, you've both been brilliant, brilliant sports.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25Now, please, one more time...

0:19:25 > 0:19:28- DUTCH ACCENT:- Would you tell me the way to the town centre?

0:19:28 > 0:19:30- I do not know.- Give it a rest!

0:19:30 > 0:19:34Ladies and gentlemen, a massive round of applause for Niamh and Lauren!

0:19:34 > 0:19:36CHEERING

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Bring on the finger!

0:19:38 > 0:19:41CHEERING Whoa!

0:19:41 > 0:19:43- Look at that!- Hey, a party blower.

0:19:43 > 0:19:47Wey-hey! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the finger of fun.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Now, finger, we need you to select someone,

0:19:49 > 0:19:51someone who loves having some fun.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55So, finger of fun, find us someone!

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Who is it going to be?

0:19:59 > 0:20:04Oh, it might be you, sir! Probably not you.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Oh, not you, mate, sorry.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Oh, it might be you, though.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Definitely not you.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Oh, it could be you.

0:20:16 > 0:20:21Who's it going to be? Ohhh!

0:20:22 > 0:20:23SAM: Wow!

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Right, yes way, my friend.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29- The finger has spoken, what is your name?- Ben.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Ben, in that case, Ben,

0:20:31 > 0:20:34get yourself down here, it's time to have some fun.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37It's time for The Prize Surprise. Come on down, Ben.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40CHEERING

0:20:45 > 0:20:49Ben, it's brilliant to have you here with us.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51We've got a surprise for you, don't worry, it's good.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Ben, who are you here with today?

0:20:54 > 0:20:56I'm here with my mum, Sharon,

0:20:56 > 0:20:58my dad, John, and my little sister, Molly.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Hiya, guys, you all right?

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Well, to tell you the truth, Ben, we already knew that.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06In fact, we know loads of stuff about you.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Yeah, we do, actually, for example,

0:21:08 > 0:21:12- we know you played Oliver in a school play, is that right?- Yes.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15We also know that, when you grow up, you want to be a forensic scientist.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Yes.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19We know that you know a few words in Turkish,

0:21:19 > 0:21:20what kind of words do you know?

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Like, "My name is Ben," say that in Turkish.

0:21:23 > 0:21:28Uh, Ben Ben. That means "I, Ben".

0:21:28 > 0:21:31- OK.- "Ben Ben"? That's a stroke of luck, isn't it?

0:21:31 > 0:21:33I might take up Turkish lessons.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36- You could've said anything, I wouldn't have known.- "Sam Sam."

0:21:36 > 0:21:38"How are you doing, you all right?"

0:21:38 > 0:21:43And, we also know that you love animals, in particular snakes.

0:21:43 > 0:21:47- Is it true that you've got a pet snake?- Three.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49- Where do you keep them? - In tanks.- In tanks?- OK.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53One in my room, one in my uncle's room in his house,

0:21:53 > 0:21:57- and one in my front room.- Excellent. - One in your room? Interesting.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00We knew that fact, in fact, we know everything about your bedroom.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03- Sounds like a cool bedroom, Ben. - Yeah, really cool.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06So cool we decided we'd like to see it for ourselves,

0:22:06 > 0:22:09so we brought it here into the Wind-Up studio.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Ben's bedroom!

0:22:13 > 0:22:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:22:21 > 0:22:26- Ben, this is your bedroom, yeah? - Yes.- Good.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29No, it's smaller than my bedroom.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32- All right, all right.- It's not that big a studio to be fair.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34- My bedroom's twice the size of that. - All right!

0:22:34 > 0:22:36- Didn't get the dimensions right. - Let's prove it.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Here's a picture of your bedroom before we nicked it.

0:22:39 > 0:22:43- Nice.- Good. This is what it looks like after we nicked it.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45- Pretty bare. - As we've sneaked into your room

0:22:45 > 0:22:48without permission, we'll try to make it up to you

0:22:48 > 0:22:51by giving you the chance to win some prizes from our Wind-Up Prize Stash.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Yeah?- OK.- Yeah, that's only fair.

0:22:54 > 0:22:58Ben, as you're a big fan of snakes, we've hidden loads

0:22:58 > 0:23:00of the slippery suckers around your bedroom.

0:23:00 > 0:23:04You've got 30 seconds to rummage through your bedroom and find them.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07The more snakes you find, the more prizes. It couldn't be simpler.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Can we have 30 seconds on the clock, please?

0:23:09 > 0:23:14- Thank you. Ben, are you ready?- Yes. - Audience, are you ready?

0:23:14 > 0:23:15- AUDIENCE:- Yes!

0:23:15 > 0:23:18The best of luck, Ben. In three, two, one, rummage!

0:23:21 > 0:23:23That's it!

0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Go on, yeah.- Yeah!

0:23:25 > 0:23:29- Have a good rummage.- You've got it.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31- Hello.- Hello.- Where's he going?

0:23:31 > 0:23:36- He's got something. - Check the drawers.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Come on, Ben.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42You've got 10 seconds left. Come on.

0:23:42 > 0:23:47- Come on!- Where are they? - Come on!- Where are they?

0:23:49 > 0:23:51- Stop rummaging!- Time's up.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54- Come over here. Time's up. - All right.

0:23:54 > 0:23:58We'll give you that one. We didn't see that. OK, let's have a look.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01How many have we got here? Come over here.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Let's take a look. We have got...

0:24:04 > 0:24:07One! CHEERING

0:24:07 > 0:24:10We've got...two! CHEERING

0:24:10 > 0:24:13We've got three!

0:24:13 > 0:24:16I'm not going to throw this one - it's heavy and might hurt someone.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18We've got four! CHEERING

0:24:18 > 0:24:21That's four snakes, which means you've won

0:24:21 > 0:24:24four prizes from the Wind-Up Prize Stash. Not bad at all.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26OK, but Ben, we are now going to wind things up a notch.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29How do you fancy getting your hands on this?

0:24:29 > 0:24:32That's right. It's a brand new laptop.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35- You don't get the chimp! - No, you don't get the chimp.

0:24:35 > 0:24:40That's not all. As well as getting your hands on today's star prize,

0:24:40 > 0:24:43we are also going to let you get revenge on your parents

0:24:43 > 0:24:46because basically they were the ones who stitched you up

0:24:46 > 0:24:49- by letting us "borrow" your bedroom. - Borrow(!)

0:24:49 > 0:24:53- We've got a pet snake as well. His name's Tiny and he's so cute.- Yes!

0:24:53 > 0:24:57- He's waiting backstage actually. - You hold him, then!

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Well, this is the thing. All you need to do is nominate either your mum

0:25:00 > 0:25:03or your dad to come down here and hold him.

0:25:03 > 0:25:08If they can do it for ten seconds you will win today's star prize. Simple.

0:25:08 > 0:25:14- OK.- Actually... Sorry. Sam, there's been a slight change of plan.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17- Has there?- Anybody tell you?

0:25:17 > 0:25:19No, nobody's told me.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Come here, mate.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23My chubby-cheeked friend. You stay there, Ben.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26What we needed was someone who didn't like snakes,

0:25:26 > 0:25:29who didn't understand what beautiful creatures they are.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32- I think you know where this is going, don't you?- Mm.

0:25:32 > 0:25:37To win Ben our star prize, we want you to hold Tiny for ten seconds.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40- Yeah?- OK.- Will you do it?

0:25:40 > 0:25:41Yeah.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44CHEERING

0:25:44 > 0:25:50Right, so... Ben just said, "You WILL do it".

0:25:50 > 0:25:54All right. I think it's time to meet Tiny.

0:25:54 > 0:25:58DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:26:00 > 0:26:03LAUGHTER

0:26:03 > 0:26:07- Wow!- Er... I'm not going to lie to you, Sam.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10I didn't realise he was that big.

0:26:10 > 0:26:15- How are you feeling about this? - Great(!)- Come over here.

0:26:15 > 0:26:20Ben, any advice for Sam when handling snakes?

0:26:20 > 0:26:22- Keep calm.- Keep calm, yeah. - Ignore it.- Ignore it?!

0:26:22 > 0:26:26SNAKE HISSES It's making noises and everything!

0:26:26 > 0:26:30- All right. Are you going to put this over your shoulder?- Yeah, all right.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32It's going to ruin my suit!

0:26:32 > 0:26:37No, listen, stick it over his shoulder.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39- All right.- Come on! - SAM SQUEALS

0:26:39 > 0:26:42- All right. All right! - SAM SHRIEKS

0:26:42 > 0:26:46It's a Burmese Python, four metres long. It weighs two stone.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49- Start the clock!- Start the clock!

0:26:49 > 0:26:52Eats rats, pigs and TV presenters.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55- Come on, Sam. - AUDIENCE COUNTS

0:26:59 > 0:27:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:01 > 0:27:06- Good, good.- Oh!- Well done, Ben! You've won the Star Prize!

0:27:09 > 0:27:12Welcome to the weekend!

0:27:12 > 0:27:13Oh, my days! It's Sam and Mark!

0:27:13 > 0:27:17Your dad isn't actually at the office today.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:27:20 > 0:27:25The Foaminato-o-o-o-o-or!

0:27:25 > 0:27:28- EXPLOSIONS - Ooh!

0:27:28 > 0:27:30That's all we've got time for today,

0:27:30 > 0:27:34but join us next time on Sam And Mark's Big Wind-Up

0:27:34 > 0:27:35for more of this...

0:27:35 > 0:27:38- THE GIRLS SCREAM - Bye!

0:27:38 > 0:27:39MARK SCREAMS

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Yeah!

0:27:44 > 0:27:46OK, start the clock, will you?! Start the clock!

0:27:49 > 0:27:50Are you all right, Nan?

0:27:50 > 0:27:53- Yep. - LAUGHTER