0:00:03 > 0:00:04# Wind me up, put me down
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Start me up and watch me go
0:00:09 > 0:00:14# Cos it's easy once you know how it's done
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# You can't stop now, it's already begun. #
0:00:17 > 0:00:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:21 > 0:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, let's get this party started.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30Give it up for your hosts, Sam and Mark!
0:00:30 > 0:00:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Come on!
0:00:36 > 0:00:41- Come on!- What time is it? It's good time o'clock, baby!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Yeah, yeah, yeah!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Woo!
0:00:47 > 0:00:51- Woo! Ooh hoo hoo!- Oh, yeah!
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- Welcome to the weekend!- Come on!
0:01:00 > 0:01:03All right, all right. Wait, wait.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05- I'm going to stop you there. - Calm down.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09I'm going to have to stop you there, guys. I've got some bad news.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- It's the last show of the series. - Oh!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- What?!- I'll tell you what, though.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16The good news is we're going to make it an absolute rip-snorter!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:01:18 > 0:01:22He ain't kidding. We've got it all going on in today's show.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25I'm talking celebrities in the shape of Parade!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:01:27 > 0:01:29You know it, girlfriends!
0:01:29 > 0:01:33I'm talking major surprises involving this studio audience.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:01:36 > 0:01:39I'm talking about one of the tensest hidden camera pranks
0:01:39 > 0:01:41we've ever done. Check this out.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43I've noticed something.
0:01:48 > 0:01:53- Fake teeth?- I've just saw it. Then, when you talk.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55No, these are my teeth, these.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03- Stay tuned to find out what an earth was going on there.- But, right now,
0:02:03 > 0:02:06it's time once again to introduce a good old friend of ours.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Ladies and gentlemen, I know you love him as much as we do,
0:02:09 > 0:02:12give a big hand for the Finger of Fun!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Woo, oh yeah! Sorry.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Now, you need to find us someone who is well up for a bit of fun.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25So, Finger of Fun, find us someone!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33# Gonna be, ah, yeah! #
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- Oh, who's it going to be? - Who's it going to be?
0:02:37 > 0:02:44Keep waving, people. We've got our eyes on you.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Who's it going to be?
0:02:47 > 0:02:48- BOTH:- Oh!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53OK, the finger has spoken.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- What's your name?- Hannah.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Hannah! In that case...
0:02:57 > 0:03:01- Whoa!- The finger hasn't finished.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05- It wants you to come down as well. What's your name?- Louise.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07In that case, you need to...
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Whoa!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- Three!- What's happening? - Three!- OK, what's your name?
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- Rachel.- All right, all you need to do is come down here
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- cos it's time for The Prize Surprise.- Come on down!
0:03:19 > 0:03:22CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- Hannah, how are you doing?- I'm good.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- Are you enjoying the show?- Yeah.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36- Good, excellent.- All right then. We've got Hannah, Louise and Rachel.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38So you all know each other?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- Just a little joke.- Sisters.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44To be honest, we already knew that because, Hannah,
0:03:44 > 0:03:47we've been doing a bit of digging on you
0:03:47 > 0:03:51and your older sisters have been helping us out with that digging.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55That's what older sisters are for. For example, Hannah,
0:03:55 > 0:03:56we know that your nose
0:03:56 > 0:03:58used to be a lot bigger when you were younger.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Have a look at this.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04What?!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06We also know you're a fan of a certain girl group
0:04:06 > 0:04:08who are on the show today.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Remind us of what they're called. - Parade.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Interesting. We'll see if we can get you an autograph.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Sure we can sort that out for you, Hannah.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Something else we know is that you're a bit of a singing family,
0:04:20 > 0:04:22aren't you? Do you all sing?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Yeah.- Now and again. Hannah, do you sing at all?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Don't be scared, you're all right.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Where do you think you get your singing skills from, Hannah?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- I don't know, I think it just runs in the family.- Interesting.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40It must be from your mum then. It must be in the genes.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43I think we should find out ourselves
0:04:43 > 0:04:47whether or not your mum's actually a good singer, because
0:04:47 > 0:04:50surprise, surprise, Hannah, she's right here in the Wind Up studio.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the girls' mum, Bev,
0:04:53 > 0:04:55and her brand new band, Parade!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- Awesome.- Hannah,
0:05:09 > 0:05:12anything you'd like to say to your mum or sisters at this stage?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14How could you do this to me?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- "How could you do this to me?" Amazing!- It's a good question.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21OK, girls, this is how it's going to work.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Your mum will sing three songs with the help of Parade
0:05:24 > 0:05:27but we're going to be putting her singing skills to the test.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31When the music stops, your mum will sing the next line all by herself.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33For every one Mum gets right, you, Hannah,
0:05:33 > 0:05:36will win a prize from the Wind Up prize stash.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40If she gets all three right, we'll throw in today's star prize -
0:05:40 > 0:05:43a pocket cinema system. Wow!
0:05:43 > 0:05:47- That's amazing! - You can watch a film in your pocket!
0:05:47 > 0:05:51- Probably take it out first.- Right. - Do we all understand?- Yeah.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Fantastic. Girls, how do you think she's going to do?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- I think she might be quite good, actually.- That's nice.
0:05:57 > 0:06:03- Mum, how are you feeling? Are you ready to rock?- I'm ready to rock.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05OK, I can't wait for this, I'm excited.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Let's find out, the first track is... It's my favourite.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11She Makes Me Wanna by JLS. Take it away.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12# Direct me to the floor
0:06:12 > 0:06:15# And turn it up some more
0:06:15 > 0:06:19# I'm gonna get it on on on on
0:06:19 > 0:06:20# Direct me to the floor
0:06:20 > 0:06:22# And turn it up some more
0:06:22 > 0:06:26# I'm gonna get it on on on on on
0:06:27 > 0:06:29# Oh oh oh oh oh oh
0:06:30 > 0:06:33# Oh oh oh oh oh... #
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Wow, that sounds pretty good. - I like it.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- Oh, she's carrying on. - She's still going.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41# She makes me wanna Oh oh oh oh oh oh. #
0:06:41 > 0:06:43CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:06:43 > 0:06:46That sounds pretty good. Let's see if she's right, have a listen.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49# She makes me wanna oh oh oh oh oh
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- Yeah.- I love that.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56All right, she did well there, girls, didn't she? Fantastic.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- In tune and everything.- That's one prize from the prize stash.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Next song - it's my favourite.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Beyonce with Single Ladies - hit it!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05# All the single ladies, all the single ladies
0:07:05 > 0:07:07# All the single ladies, all the single ladies
0:07:07 > 0:07:10# All the single ladies, all the single ladies
0:07:10 > 0:07:13# All the single ladies, put your hands up
0:07:13 > 0:07:16# Oh oh oh oh oh oh
0:07:16 > 0:07:18# Oh oh oh oh oh oh
0:07:18 > 0:07:20# Oh oh oh oh oh oh
0:07:20 > 0:07:22# Oh oh oh oh
0:07:22 > 0:07:24# You should have put a ring on it
0:07:24 > 0:07:28# If you liked it, shoulda put a ring on it
0:07:28 > 0:07:29# Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
0:07:29 > 0:07:31# Oh oh oh oh oh oh. #
0:07:31 > 0:07:33CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Wow. Let's have a listen, see if you're right.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38# If you liked it, you shoulda put a ring on it
0:07:38 > 0:07:41# If you liked it, you shoulda put a ring on it. #
0:07:41 > 0:07:45- We'll give you that.- It was somewhere within the song anyway.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49- That's another prize from the prize stash.- She's doing you proud.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Third and final song - it's my favourite.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54It's Shine by Take That. Let's have a listen.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00# Your anticipation pulls you down
0:08:00 > 0:08:03# When you can have it all
0:08:03 > 0:08:06# You can have it all, all, all
0:08:06 > 0:08:10# So come on, get it on, get it on
0:08:10 > 0:08:13# I don't know what you're waiting for
0:08:13 > 0:08:15# Your time is coming, don't be late
0:08:15 > 0:08:18# Hey, hey, so come on
0:08:18 > 0:08:21# See the light on your face
0:08:21 > 0:08:24# Let it shine, let it shine
0:08:24 > 0:08:27# Let it shine. #
0:08:27 > 0:08:30APPLAUSE
0:08:30 > 0:08:33I think you know this one but let's have a listen anyway.
0:08:33 > 0:08:39# Let it shine, just let it shine
0:08:39 > 0:08:40# Let it shine. #
0:08:40 > 0:08:42- Nice.- Hey!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Congratulations, she got all three right!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Everyone in the Wind Up audience, go wild in the aisles
0:08:48 > 0:08:51and give it up for William and Miles!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:08:56 > 0:09:00- How are you doing, guys?- Fine.- Cool.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Cool. Just laid-back.- I love it. Putting out the vibe!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06These faces might ring a bell - that's because Wind Up
0:09:06 > 0:09:09isn't the only Sam and Mark show they've starred in.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13These guys appeared on another of our critically-acclaimed
0:09:13 > 0:09:15but still non-award-winning shows, TMI!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Let's take a trip down memory lane
0:09:17 > 0:09:19and remind ourselves of the good times.
0:09:20 > 0:09:25There's Miles and William, enjoying the good times in the TMI studio.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29They even had a bit of a dance with Stavros Flatley.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31ALL: Yeah!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34I think it's fair to say a good time was had by all.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:09:37 > 0:09:42- Good times.- Loved it. Give it to me straight. TMI, best experience ever?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- BOTH: Yeah.- Yeah!
0:09:45 > 0:09:49I bet when TMI was done, you thought that was the last you'd hear of us?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- Yeah. - Well, you were wrong.- Really wrong.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55And that's because with all the history between us,
0:09:55 > 0:09:59you guys made ideal candidates for the game that we call In Yer Face!
0:09:59 > 0:10:04For In Yer Face to work, we need two people that we had the "info" on.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- Two people whose addresses we knew. - Check.- Whose hobbies we knew.- Check.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- And whose whereabouts on any given day we knew.- Check.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16We knew where you were going to be, and when you were going to be there,
0:10:16 > 0:10:18and we were ready with our hidden cameras.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21But the big question was,
0:10:21 > 0:10:24could we infiltrate these guys' lives without being recognised?
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Let's find out. Get this hidden-camera party started. Say it!
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Roll VT!
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Another heavenly day in Hale.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35But then we showed up.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38MUSIC: Theme from "Magnum PI"
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- You guessed it, it's that time again.- Lunchtime.- Yes. No!
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- No?- It's time to play In Yer Face!
0:10:54 > 0:10:59- We're going to get in the face of some people?- Indeed! These two!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- I'm taking Miles. - And I'm taking William.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04The aim is not to get recognised.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07We've got loads of disguises to help us out.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10And whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.
0:11:10 > 0:11:16But if they make a positive ID right in OUR faces, then it's game over.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18So let's get things kicked off!
0:11:20 > 0:11:24Can Sam and Mark pretend to be rat-catchers without getting caught?
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Let's find out. First up, Sam.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Here are the rules... Before I say the rules,
0:11:29 > 0:11:32can I say you look even more ridiculous than usual.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- Yeah! - You need to knock on Miles's door,
0:11:35 > 0:11:37and say there's a rat infestation in the area.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41Then you have to say, "Have you seen or smelt any rats?"
0:11:41 > 0:11:45Then you need to give him a leaflet and explain what's on it,
0:11:45 > 0:11:48then get out there as quickly as you can. Do you understand?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Loud and clear. I'm feeling pretty confident, mate.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Looking good, man.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56That's a bit harsh!
0:11:56 > 0:12:01I don't think he knows what house it is! Unbelievable.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05KNOCKS ON DOOR
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Hello, I'm from the Pesterminators.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14We're going round the area, knocking on everyone's doors
0:12:14 > 0:12:17making sure they know there's a rat problem in this area.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Did you know that?
0:12:19 > 0:12:23- Basically, have you seen a rat? - I don't think he's got any idea.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33- Really? It was about a year ago we got the call.- He's doing well.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36We've been looking here for a year.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40If you see a rat, go through these rules. One, run away.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Two, alert a professional - that's me.
0:12:42 > 0:12:47Tell your parents to call that number. Three, take cover.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Take cover. Most importantly, stay calm. Don't worry about it.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55- They'll not hurt you. Can I pass you one of these?- No problem.
0:12:55 > 0:13:00Thank you very much. Take care. If you smell a rat, get in touch.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Oooh!- Thanks, mate. Have a good day.
0:13:07 > 0:13:12- Oooh!- I can't complain with that. - 1-0.- Yeah, all right, all right!
0:13:12 > 0:13:15That was good. I don't think he suspected anything.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Also, you almost went to the wrong house!
0:13:18 > 0:13:20- I know!- Quite funny!
0:13:20 > 0:13:21There was no number on the door!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24I was like, "Is this the right house?!"
0:13:24 > 0:13:251-0 to me.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29I've got to go to William's now, and do the same thing.
0:13:29 > 0:13:35Rat up a drainpipe! Sam takes an early lead. Next up, Mark.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Try not to get caught. If you do, it's game over at the first hurdle.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Not going to happen, mate.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Best of luck.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Hello, mate.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50I wonder if you can help me.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54- There's been reports of a rat infestation in the area.- Oh, OK.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56I'm part of the Pesterminators.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59We're passing out leaflets,
0:13:59 > 0:14:04- and were wondering if you'd seen any rats in the vicinity?- No, I haven't.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07You haven't. Have you smelt a rat, at all?
0:14:07 > 0:14:11- No, I'm not sure what a rat smells like.- Pretty smelly.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15That's why we use these. Like, this spray, and that.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Can I give you one of these leaflets?
0:14:18 > 0:14:22It says, "The Pesterminators, making sure they won't come back."
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Look at them, peruse at your leisure. Take care, mate.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27See you soon. Bye.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Bye.- Thank you.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38- That was good.- Good.- 1-1.- 1-1. - Bring it.- Come on, then.
0:14:38 > 0:14:44- One down, lots more to go.- We'll see! I don't think he's got a clue!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Mark makes it one apiece, so it's time for round two.
0:14:47 > 0:14:52These farmers have lost their dogs, but will they fool Miles and Willie?
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Let's find out.
0:14:53 > 0:14:58You have excelled yourself! You look like you should be on Emmerdale.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59I feel good in this.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03OK, next challenge, it's 1-1.
0:15:03 > 0:15:08Your challenge is to go up to Miles in your best farmer accent
0:15:08 > 0:15:11and ask him if he's seen your dogs.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14And also I want you to try and get in the sentence,
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- "I've got a brand-new combine harvester."- I'm feeling confident.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22- I'm feeling pretty confident today, in general.- I beg to differ.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25I don't know if it's because I know it's you,
0:15:25 > 0:15:27but you definitely look like Sam.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Nah.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33- Good comeback, man.- Cheers. - This is it. He's on his way.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39- IN MIXED ACCENT:- I don't suppose you've seen my two dogs?
0:15:39 > 0:15:43They seem to have run away from me. They're two white/black dogs.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45I call them Phil and Grant, but...
0:15:45 > 0:15:50- That's the worst accent ever!- Have you seen any dogs on your ways? No?
0:15:50 > 0:15:55- Thanks.- Combine harvester, combine harvester!- I'll keep looking.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59They may have sat in my combine harvester, my brand-new one.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03- Thank you very much.- I can't believe he got that in.- Phil! Grant!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Ain't got a clue!
0:16:08 > 0:16:11I think he just thought I was weird.
0:16:11 > 0:16:16- Why?!- He was looking at me like... But I think I got away with it.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- I DID get away with it.- You did. - I'm still in the game.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- And I got the combine harvester in! - I know!
0:16:21 > 0:16:25- I was like, "Combine harvester!" You did it. Fair play.- Your turn.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- If you lose this one, game over for you, and I have won!- Yeah.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Seriously, though, have you seen my dogs?
0:16:32 > 0:16:38Oo-arrr! Sam takes a 2-1 lead. Next up, it's farmer Mark.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Are you feeling nervous? You must be feeling nervous
0:16:40 > 0:16:43cos if you get rumbled on this, you're out of there.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- IN MIXED ACCENT:- I'm going to do some method acting. You take note.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50This is how a real actor does it.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51I didn't understand a word of that!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58I think they've arrived, Mark.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02Gavin! Gavin! Stacey!
0:17:02 > 0:17:07Where are you? You've not seen my two dogs, have you?
0:17:07 > 0:17:11They're called Gavin and Stacey. I was working on my combine harvester
0:17:11 > 0:17:15- and they just ran away. - Are they big dogs?- One's a poodle
0:17:15 > 0:17:18and one's a Great Dane. So you'll be able to see them.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- Do you know where they are?- Oo-arrr!
0:17:20 > 0:17:25Well, the combine harvester's over there, and I was trying... Gavin!
0:17:25 > 0:17:30He's in this field, I know he is. If you see them, give me a shout.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33My name is Bill. I'm over there in the field. Thank you.
0:17:40 > 0:17:45- OK, 2-2, brother.- Two-all. - This is getting spicy.- Spicy!
0:17:45 > 0:17:49We should turn up the heat. Turn it up, or get out the kitchen!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52What are you banging on about?! 2-2.
0:17:54 > 0:17:59OK, OK. Let's start at the beginning.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- Miles, do you get many visits from the rat man?- No.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- Did you know it was me?- No. - That's good.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Did you think it was a little strange?- A tiny bit.
0:18:08 > 0:18:13- I- thought you were weird! And, William, did you smell a rat?
0:18:13 > 0:18:18- No, not then.- OK. And then we hit you with the old farmer
0:18:18 > 0:18:21and his lost dog. "Have you seen my two dogs?!"
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Miles, find anything weird about that farmer?
0:18:24 > 0:18:28- It was just terrible! - William, what about you?
0:18:28 > 0:18:31I thought something was a bit weird
0:18:31 > 0:18:36but I definitely didn't know it was you.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Really?! Even with my dodgy accent?
0:18:38 > 0:18:42I knew that it was a fake accent but I just didn't know who it was.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44I thought it might be some crazy person.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47- It was!- You were half right.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51OK, well, that left us at 2-2. Someone still had to win this thing.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Remember, whichever one of us could last the longest
0:18:54 > 0:18:57without getting recognised would claim victory.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00OK, let's find out what happened next. Miles, do the deed.
0:19:00 > 0:19:01Run VT.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Excellent.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04In Your Face, round three.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Ice-cream man. Can Sam and Mark keep their cool
0:19:07 > 0:19:09whilst handing out the lollies?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Hey, let's suck it and see.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13OK, Sam, or should I say, Mario?
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Here are the rules, my friend.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21Miles is going to come up to you and in your best Italian accent,
0:19:21 > 0:19:23you're going to ask him what ice cream he would like.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Then ask him what his favourite flavours are.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29OK, I apologise in advance to any Italians watching.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32I apologise to everybody everywhere watching.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Ciao, bella.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34Amazing.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41It's tense, it's tense. They're on their way.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44You want ice cream-a?
0:19:44 > 0:19:47You want ice cream? Come get ice cream-a? Two flavours.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50We have the honey comb with an almond
0:19:50 > 0:19:52or we have the mint-a choc-a chip-a.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Honeycomb with almond, please.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57- Would you like it in a cone-a? - Yes, please.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- OK, cone. Here we go-a.- I can't believe he's getting away with it!
0:20:01 > 0:20:03- What is your name?- Miles.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Miles. Hello, Miles.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10Ohhh, I cracked your cone-a! Let me get you another.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- Do you know me from somewhere?- Yeah.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Ohhh, he's going to get him.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20I don't know. Do you know me? I'm from Italy.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22In that case, probably not.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24You can have that one. It's for free.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- There you go-a.- Thank you.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28There you go.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Nice to meet you, Miles-ee.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Anybody want an ice-a cream?
0:20:35 > 0:20:38He's done it. He got away with it. I can't believe this!
0:20:42 > 0:20:43SAM LAUGHS
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Do you want an ice cream?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Aargh! Keep saying that.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49I can't believe that just happened!
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- I think I got away with it as well! - I know!
0:20:52 > 0:20:55I heard him say, "Do I know you from somewhere?"
0:20:55 > 0:20:57And then you said, "I'm from Italy."
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Then he went, "Obviously not then." He genuinely meant it.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01Oh, wow.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05- I must be really good at doing Italian.- What?!
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Sam makes it 3-2,
0:21:07 > 0:21:10but watch out, here's Mark.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Here they come. Are you nervous?
0:21:12 > 0:21:15With this accent, no chance, mate.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Right.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Ice cream?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26We have honeycomb centre or we have mint choc chip.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29- Which one would you like? - Mint choc chip, please.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30In a cone or a tub?
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Cone, please.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Cone, OK. What is your favourite ice cream?
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Um, probably chocolate.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Are you enjoying your day?- Yeah.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- Good.- Thank you.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Take care, my friend. You enjoy yourself.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46OK, see you later.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53In your face!
0:21:53 > 0:21:55THEY BOTH LAUGH
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- That was good. - Yes! He ain't got a clue.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00- I don't think he has. - He hasn't got a clue!
0:22:00 > 0:22:06How great am I on a scale of one to 100? 400.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10Easy threesy, it's three apiece, which means it's time for round four.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Can Sam and Mark get their gnashers into this challenge
0:22:13 > 0:22:17and pretend to be dentists, LADY dentists?! Let's find out.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21OK, Sam, before we go any further,
0:22:21 > 0:22:24I am appalled by your outfit.
0:22:24 > 0:22:29You look absolutely ridiculous. But I've got to say, your teeth...
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Incredible. - I've not been looking after them.
0:22:33 > 0:22:38Anyway, your challenge is, in your best female voice,
0:22:38 > 0:22:41you've got to assist the dentist with an oral exam.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45You've got to get in their face and have a look at Miles's teeth.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48OK. I will. I'll big it up, this one. I'll big it up.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Get right in his face.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56Oooh, it's very exciting.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Help yourself to a seat there. You'll have to bear with us
0:22:59 > 0:23:02cos we're training up a couple of members of staff.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04- This is Sarah.- Hello.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07How have things been since we saw you last?
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Come on, mate. You've got to get involved more than this.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Is it OK if I just let Sarah have a closer look at this?
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Do you remember I was talking about the erupting teeth?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18You've got to right in his face.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Look on the top left there.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25Oh, yes. I can see that, yes. Why do you think that is then, Mark?
0:23:25 > 0:23:27He's got to get it.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31Those baby teeth have wobbled out and the big teeth are coming through.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33How is he not noticing?
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Have you got a sweet tooth at all? I've got a sweet tooth.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43- That's good. Is that right, Mum? - That is right.- Wow.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46You've got a sweet tooth, mate. You've got no teeth!
0:23:46 > 0:23:47I've noticed something.
0:23:53 > 0:23:54Fake teeth?!
0:23:54 > 0:23:58Yeah, I just saw it, then, when you talk.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00No, these are my teeth.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06What? These teeth?
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Behind them there's a row of really nice white teeth.
0:24:09 > 0:24:14My bottom teeth are quite nice but I have trouble with my top teeth.
0:24:14 > 0:24:15Hmmm.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18"He's Sam from Sam and Mark." Say it.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20All in all, things are looking really good.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21If you bite together...
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Say it, say it, say it. Come on.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28I'll just sit you up a little. You're faster than our chair!
0:24:28 > 0:24:31- This is ridiculous. - Enjoy the rest of your weekend.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35Nice to meet you. Thank you for letting me look.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36He's got a beard!
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Bye!
0:24:43 > 0:24:45He's going back in!
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- Really?- Come on, come on. - Where's that?
0:24:54 > 0:24:57- Come on, just say. - Sorry, who do you think I am?
0:24:57 > 0:25:00- Sam.- Yes, got him!- Knew it!
0:25:00 > 0:25:02SAM LAUGHS
0:25:06 > 0:25:07The ice cream guy!
0:25:07 > 0:25:12- Ice cream guy! I was. - And that guy calling his dogs.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16I have been playing a game with you all day called In Your Face.
0:25:16 > 0:25:21Mark's been playing this game with your friend, William. Here he is.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Hey, good to see you.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27How did you not rumble him sooner? Look at him!
0:25:27 > 0:25:30I was too polite to ask. I didn't want to make a scene.
0:25:32 > 0:25:37Lovely stuff, but can Mark remain unrecognised and claim the victory?
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Mark, how are you feeling?
0:25:40 > 0:25:44I can't speak very well because I have the stupid teeth in.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48Try not to get caught cos if you don't get caught, you've won.
0:25:48 > 0:25:49I am the winner.
0:25:52 > 0:25:56- How many times a day do you brush? - Twice.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00- Where's the tooth that you're having problems with?- This one.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02The bottom one? It's wobbly?
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- A bit.- I can't believe he's not been rumbled yet.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09- What you want to do when you grow up?- I want to be an actor.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Well, you have to look after your teeth if you want to be an actor.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15- Yeah?- OK, good.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16Ugh.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19We'll just finish that there.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23In about six months' time unless you get any problems at all there.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27- All right, see you, bye.- Take care.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30He's going to be a right smug badger.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Smug badger indeed.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Mark is today's winner.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36- CHEERS AND APPLAUSE - Oh, yes!
0:26:38 > 0:26:40You've both been great sports.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44Give a big round of applause to Miles and William. Fantastic.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47All that's left to say is thank you very much for watching,
0:26:47 > 0:26:48we hope you've enjoyed the series.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Ladies and gentlemen, let's end the show with a bang,
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Grab your remote control, find the volume button
0:26:54 > 0:26:58and turn it right up because this is Parade with Louder. Bye!
0:26:58 > 0:27:00CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:27:00 > 0:27:03# This could be like Romeo and Juliet
0:27:03 > 0:27:05# A tender love we won't regret
0:27:05 > 0:27:08# I feel the way you're feeling too
0:27:08 > 0:27:10# But baby I need more volume
0:27:10 > 0:27:13# I need to hear your heart go boom
0:27:13 > 0:27:15# If we're going to rock it rock the room
0:27:15 > 0:27:18# Do it as bad as MJ did
0:27:18 > 0:27:21# Baby don't whisper what you're saying
0:27:22 > 0:27:25# Just imagine us now But with a little more power
0:27:25 > 0:27:26# We'll be thundering
0:27:28 > 0:27:29# We could make it so hot
0:27:29 > 0:27:32# And we'd be living it up so do me one thing
0:27:32 > 0:27:35# Turn it up, turn it up Turn it up, turn it up
0:27:35 > 0:27:40# Turn it up louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder
0:27:40 > 0:27:45# Turn it up louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder
0:27:45 > 0:27:48# Pump that bass under my feet
0:27:48 > 0:27:50# Feel that rhythm Your heartbeat beat
0:27:50 > 0:27:56# Turn it up louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder
0:27:56 > 0:27:58# Turn it up, boy, boy, turn it up boy
0:27:58 > 0:28:00# Turn it up, boy, boy, turn it up boy
0:28:00 > 0:28:04# I gotta get a rush so I need to say your love is dangerous... #