Episode 2

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0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Wind me up, put me down

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Start me up and watch me go

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# It's easy once you know how it's done

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# You can't stop now it's already begun. #

0:00:21 > 0:00:25Ladies and gentlemen, he's Barnsley's finest export

0:00:25 > 0:00:30and he's Wolverhampton's... Well, he's from Wolverhampton!

0:00:30 > 0:00:34It's Sam and Mark!

0:00:34 > 0:00:36APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Come with me!

0:00:43 > 0:00:46Wave, wave, wave, wave, wave, wave!

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Waving, waving, waving!

0:00:48 > 0:00:52All right! It's going to be a good show!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Yeah!- Come on!

0:00:56 > 0:00:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Welcome to the weekend!

0:01:01 > 0:01:05- We are about to wind you up and whip you into a frenzy.- Whoopah!- Whoopah!

0:01:05 > 0:01:07I'll tell you what,

0:01:07 > 0:01:09I'm worried there's too much good stuff crammed in today's show.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12- I really am. I really am. - I know where he's coming from.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15For example, one family is in for a right surprise

0:01:15 > 0:01:19when they discover we've put the entire contents of their house

0:01:19 > 0:01:21up for sale.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24- What?- That's crazy speak! - It is! It is!

0:01:24 > 0:01:26We've also got music from Six-D!

0:01:26 > 0:01:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:29 > 0:01:34Right now, I reckon it's time for less talk and more action.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38Remember, this is the show with a surprise around every corner.

0:01:38 > 0:01:43No-one is safe, especially if you're an embarrassing mum or dad.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48- Yes! Oh!- They'll edit that.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Oh! Embarrassing, embarrassing!

0:01:52 > 0:01:57Right, I reckon there's a few people in this audience here tonight

0:01:57 > 0:01:58who have embarrassing dads.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02And I reckon that your dad is embarrassing, Sam.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04- Yes!- First of all, nice name.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Touch me right there. You know what I'm saying, yeah.

0:02:07 > 0:02:12We have heard that your dad likes to do a bit of singing. Is this true?

0:02:12 > 0:02:16- Yeah.- What does he sing? - He sings the Welsh national anthem.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18The Welsh national anthem? Really?!

0:02:18 > 0:02:20How does that make you feel, when he does that?

0:02:20 > 0:02:24- Er, embarrassed.- Does he do it in front of your friends and stuff?

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Yeah.- That must be really embarrassing. Where is Dad today?

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Er, I don't know. - You don't know? Oh, really?

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Erm, I DO know where your dad is.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Your dad is right here in the Wind-Up studio.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Sam's dad!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:48 > 0:02:53HE SING WELSH NATIONAL ANTHEM IN WELSH

0:03:13 > 0:03:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:03:14 > 0:03:16It's time for the part of the show

0:03:16 > 0:03:19where we introduce to you a couple of friends of ours.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Please give a massive Wind-Up welcome

0:03:21 > 0:03:23to Emily and Fiona!

0:03:23 > 0:03:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:03:25 > 0:03:29- High five. High five!- Yes! High fives! High fives!

0:03:29 > 0:03:33- Nice. How you doing, girls? - Good.- Really well.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Really well? That's good to know.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39Well, you might recognise these girls, because they appeared

0:03:39 > 0:03:43on another of our hit TV shows, TMi Friday, thank you very much.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Hey, let's remind ourselves of the good times.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51'Now, there's Fiona, there's Emily, there's Hacker. Oh, and there's Iain.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- 'And then we played the Ooh Game.' - Ooh!

0:03:55 > 0:03:59- Emily, what are we about to play? - Ooh!- 'What was that about, then?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02'Can't remember. And then we had a bit of a song and a dance.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04'Happy days!

0:04:04 > 0:04:08'I think it's fair to say a good time was had by all.'

0:04:10 > 0:04:13The fact that we've got history made these guys

0:04:13 > 0:04:16perfect candidates for the game that is now sweeping the nation -

0:04:16 > 0:04:19a little something that we like to call In Yer Face.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Let me explain. For this game to work, we needed two people

0:04:22 > 0:04:26who would definitely recognise us if we bumped into them in the street.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29We also needed two people who we knew a thing or two about,

0:04:29 > 0:04:32cos, girls, not only do we know where you live,

0:04:32 > 0:04:34but we know what you like to do in your spare time

0:04:34 > 0:04:38- and - more importantly - where you like doing it.- So guess what we did.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42- Tell 'em.- We went to those places, rigged 'em with hidden cameras

0:04:42 > 0:04:46so we could film these guys all day without them realising. Ha!

0:04:46 > 0:04:50But the big question was, could we infiltrate their lives

0:04:50 > 0:04:55- without being recognised? Let's find out. Say the magic words.- Run VT.

0:04:57 > 0:05:03- Ah! Another blissfully beautiful day in Bradford.- But then we showed up!

0:05:15 > 0:05:18We are here to play a little game that we call In Yer Face.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22We call it that as we are about to get right in the face of these two.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- I'm taking Emily. - And I'm taking Fiona.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27The aim of the game is not to get recognised.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30We've got loads of disguises to help us out.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33And whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37But if they uncover our true identity and make a positive ID in OUR faces,

0:05:37 > 0:05:39then it's game over.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42So, let's kick this off with round one...

0:05:44 > 0:05:48Will Sam and Mark be able to pass themselves off as delivery men?

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Up first...Mark.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53All right, Brad? You look like a Brad.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55You're going to knock on Emily's door.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57- Yeah.- ..deliver the flowers to Emily, and tell her

0:05:57 > 0:06:00- they're from a secret admirer. - From an admirer?

0:06:00 > 0:06:03From a secret admirer, and don't forget - if she recognises you

0:06:03 > 0:06:07- at the first hurdle, it's game over. - OK.- Go. Good luck.- Nervous!

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Don't mess it up.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Give it a good knock.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Don't make me laugh.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20COCKNEY ACCENT: All right. You got Emily here, please?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Emily? Yeah.- Emily, please, cheers. Just a delivery.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25All right, love?

0:06:27 > 0:06:30I just need a signature, please.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31She's got no idea.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Lovely flowers. Wonder who they could be from?

0:06:34 > 0:06:37- All right? Got that? That's lovely. - No idea!

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Have a lovely day. All right, take care. Bye!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45HE GIGGLES

0:06:46 > 0:06:48We need to go, quick!

0:06:48 > 0:06:53Mark takes an early lead. Over to you, you funny, little, hairy man.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58You look like a Bee Gee.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01# Night fever, night fever. #

0:07:02 > 0:07:07Bit weird. OK, well, best of luck. You'll probably need it, mate.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19- MIDLANDS ACCENT:- Hello, I'm looking for Fiona.- Me.- Oh, hello, Fiona.

0:07:19 > 0:07:20I've got some flowers for you.

0:07:20 > 0:07:25Er, if you'd just like to sign and print your name there, please.

0:07:25 > 0:07:26Your accent is not great.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Just put your name. It's just cos I'm delivering the flowers,

0:07:31 > 0:07:35I need a signature just to show my boss, basically, so there you go.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Thanks a lot.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Cheers, darling. Thank you very much. Bye.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Ho-ho! That was a bit risky, that one.- That was REALLY risky!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Did you see it?- Yeah.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55When she signed, she, kind of, just looked up at me.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59It was a look like, "What is this?" I got away with it. That's 1-1.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02OK. Off to the next challenge, methinks.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07It's level pegging, so it's time for round two - Skater Boy.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11Will these two plonkers get their skates on without being recognised?

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Break a leg, Mark!

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Challenge number two - you need to skate past Emily,

0:08:19 > 0:08:23do a little jump or a trick, if you can, whilst going past her,

0:08:23 > 0:08:27- and maybe go, "Whoo! Yeah!" - A trick? You've got to be joking.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28Well, if you can.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Here they come, mate.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43AMERICAN ACCENT: Good afternoon. Whoo!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45How you doing?

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Bit bad on my feet! Ha-ha!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Yeah, good.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53No, nice work, dude.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02THEY CHUCKLE

0:09:02 > 0:09:05- How was that? - She totally ignored me!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07- HE CHUCKLES - Rude!

0:09:07 > 0:09:10I think I probably would, looking at me!

0:09:10 > 0:09:12- 2-1.- I know. You've got to get this, mate,

0:09:12 > 0:09:14else you have lost to the master.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17The master! The master moustacher!

0:09:17 > 0:09:21Absolutely. The master moustacher takes a 2-1 lead.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Up next, Skater Sam.

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Good luck, Sam. This is it.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Don't mess it up. Well, do mess it up, cos I want to win.

0:09:35 > 0:09:39AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: G'day. Ah, ripper.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44I can't believe you got away with that! You're lucky, Nixon!

0:09:47 > 0:09:51That was the worst accent ever! Are you all right there?

0:09:51 > 0:09:55Can't believe I got away with that. She still looked at me a bit dodgy.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57So, that makes the scores 2-2. See you soon!

0:10:01 > 0:10:04So, Emily, where to start, really?

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Let's start at the beginning.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09Did you suspect anything when you received that flower delivery?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11- No, I didn't know it was you. - You didn't, did you?

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- No idea!- Who did you think the flowers were from, though?

0:10:14 > 0:10:19- School or something. - Secret admirer, so shush!

0:10:19 > 0:10:23- Ssh!- And Fiona, you seemed pretty suspicious.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27- What was going through your mind? - It's kind of fishy that some guy,

0:10:27 > 0:10:30- dressed in a crazy outfit, delivers you flowers.- It's true -

0:10:30 > 0:10:33- it is strange, I'm not going to lie.- Yeah.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37- I was really suspicious. I was freaking out!- Were you freaking out?

0:10:37 > 0:10:41- My dad was like, "Have you got a boyfriend?"- Oh, really?

0:10:41 > 0:10:44OK, well, with the scores at 2-2, the big question was,

0:10:44 > 0:10:47who would get rumbled first? Let's see what happened next.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Fiona, say the magic words.- Run VT.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Nice!

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Will Sam and Mark be able to look the girls in the eye

0:10:56 > 0:10:59and make them believe they are real opticians?

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Take it away, Mark.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Tremendous costume, by the way.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Yeah, I do look pretty cool, I know. - OK, so it's 2-2 at the minute.

0:11:08 > 0:11:13The third challenge - you have to give Emily an eye test,

0:11:13 > 0:11:17so, basically, get right in her face, check her eyes,

0:11:17 > 0:11:20ask her if she has problems recognising people.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Maybe ask her about her eye colour,

0:11:22 > 0:11:25and then get her to do the eye-chart test.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28- And then, er, get out of there. - Easy for you to say.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32- But OK, I'll go for it.- Don't forget, if she says your name, it's over.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36- Not going to happen, mate. I've got this in the bag.- We'll see!

0:11:36 > 0:11:40We will see. We will see, because we're in a seeing place.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Right, Emily, this is my assistant. - Hello, hello.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50He's going to do the first part of your eye test.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54- I'd just like you to read the first letter.- I.- Good.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58R-U-O-K.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00I'm fine, thank you. THEY CHUCKLE

0:12:00 > 0:12:02See what I did there?

0:12:02 > 0:12:06- What about this one? - I can't read that.- Oh.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08I'm short-sighted.

0:12:08 > 0:12:09Prepare to look her in the eye.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Can I just get a bit closer, Emily, if that's OK?

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Just have a look into your eyes.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19Brown. Brown eyes - lovely. So, you're short-sighted.

0:12:19 > 0:12:24- Do you sometimes not recognise certain people?- Sometimes.- Really?

0:12:24 > 0:12:25Can't really see their faces.

0:12:25 > 0:12:30Right, OK, so distance is difficult with you?

0:12:30 > 0:12:32OK, no problem.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34I'll go back, I'll write on the chart

0:12:34 > 0:12:37and we'll see what we can do for you, OK? Lovely to meet you.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39OK, lovely.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- OK. Thank you very much.- Wait!

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Are you Mark?

0:12:46 > 0:12:47I am!

0:12:47 > 0:12:49HE CHUCKLES

0:12:49 > 0:12:51She's got me!

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Emily! Well done.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57You know them flowers that you got this morning?

0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Yeah.- Who...?- Oh, my God!

0:12:59 > 0:13:02HE CHUCKLES

0:13:02 > 0:13:05And, check this out - you know Fiona, your friend?

0:13:05 > 0:13:09- She did this?- No, Sam has been doing exactly the same thing

0:13:09 > 0:13:11that I've been doing to you.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15And, thank you very, very much, you have got me,

0:13:15 > 0:13:18so if Sam beats me at this, then he's won the game.

0:13:18 > 0:13:22High five. And your eyesight's not that bad at all. You found me out!

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Mark's failure means the scores remain at 2-2,

0:13:25 > 0:13:28but will Sammy be able to see it through and claim the victory?

0:13:28 > 0:13:30OK, Sam, this is it.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34Give Fiona an eye exam, go right up to her - right in her face.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38Tell her what colour eyes she's got, and if she finds it difficult

0:13:38 > 0:13:39to recognise people.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42If you do all that, I'll put my hands up and say that you've won.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Easy. You're going down.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53Hi, there. Hi. I'm Martin. Hi. Nice to meet you. What's your name?

0:13:53 > 0:13:58- Fiona.- Fiona? Hi, nice to meet you. How are the eyes?- Good.- Yeah?

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Dodgy accent!

0:14:00 > 0:14:02If you'd just put your hand over your left eye,

0:14:02 > 0:14:05and read from the top all the way down to the bottom.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08I-C-U.

0:14:08 > 0:14:09A-B-C.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Come on, Fiona. Come on!

0:14:11 > 0:14:13I-O-U-A-C-D.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Excellent. Nothing wrong with your right eye.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18- Let's take a closer look. - Ask her if she has

0:14:18 > 0:14:21- trouble recognising people. - Brilliant, yeah.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22That's really good.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26- So, are you having any problem at all with any vision?- No.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30No? Do you have any troubles recognising people?

0:14:30 > 0:14:33You look a lot like Sam from Sam and Mark, you know.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Sorry, who?- Sam.

0:14:35 > 0:14:39Ooh! Remember, the rules of the game state that she has to say

0:14:39 > 0:14:43that he IS Sam. Saying he looks like Sam doesn't count.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Sam from who?- Sam and Mark.

0:14:46 > 0:14:51- Sam and Mark. Who's Sam and Mark? - TMi.- TMi - what's that?- Come on!

0:14:51 > 0:14:53It's a TV show I went on.

0:14:53 > 0:14:58- Oh, you've been on TV?- Yeah. - Oh, wow, wow, great.

0:14:58 > 0:15:02- When was that, Fiona?- November. - Right, OK, great. Great.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06Well, thanks very much, Fiona - I'll leave you in the hands...

0:15:06 > 0:15:11- Oh, no, he's won, hasn't he? - Yes, thank you very much. Bye.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Oh, you've got to be joking!

0:15:16 > 0:15:20So, she didn't officially say, "You're Sam from Sam and Mark."

0:15:20 > 0:15:23- She said, "You look a lot like him." - Oh! So you've won.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25- Which means I've won!- No!

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Yep, Sam wins 3-2.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31But hey, can he really rub Mark's face in it by winning another round?

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Let's find out - it's time for Lost Grandmother.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37All right, then, Sam, as the winner,

0:15:37 > 0:15:39you have got to get right into Fiona's face.

0:15:39 > 0:15:44You've got to be like a doddering old lady, and you've lost your car.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Mate, I'll do anything. I've already won, so I'm happy.

0:15:47 > 0:15:52It's only because I'm far more famous than you - I'm a lot easier to spot.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Good point.- All right. Good luck.

0:16:03 > 0:16:08Hello. Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my car.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09You ARE Sam!

0:16:09 > 0:16:11HE CHUCKLES

0:16:11 > 0:16:15You got him! SAM LAUGHS

0:16:15 > 0:16:16Finally!

0:16:18 > 0:16:20I've been playing a little game with you all day

0:16:20 > 0:16:22called In Yer Face.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25D'you remember this morning, around about half past nine,

0:16:25 > 0:16:28when somebody came and delivered some flowers?

0:16:28 > 0:16:30- She's just got it!- Come here!

0:16:30 > 0:16:34I've been playing this with you and Mark's been playing it with Emily!

0:16:34 > 0:16:35Can I just say...

0:16:35 > 0:16:36Come on, Emily!

0:16:36 > 0:16:40..Emily...Emily got me before you got Sam!

0:16:40 > 0:16:44To be fair, you did clock on in the eye test that it was me.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47I did suspect a lot, but I didn't really say anything.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51You didn't actually say the immortal words, "You're Sam from Sam & Mark!"

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Can I just say - what a cardigan that is!

0:16:54 > 0:16:55Eh?

0:16:55 > 0:16:58- I think we're all winners here!- Yay!

0:16:58 > 0:17:02CHEERING

0:17:02 > 0:17:03I agree, I think we're all winners.

0:17:03 > 0:17:07Actually, no, we're not all winners, I'm the only winner. In yer face!

0:17:07 > 0:17:09- In yer face, man! Oh! - Yes, OK, well done!

0:17:09 > 0:17:13Now, Fiona, I can't believe that you didn't rumble me in the optician's.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17You were SO suspicious. What were you thinking at that point?

0:17:17 > 0:17:18SHE SIGHS

0:17:18 > 0:17:21I was so suspicious but I was so nervous to say it!

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Oh, really? Oh! Hey, I'm glad you were so nervous,

0:17:24 > 0:17:27cos that meant that I won it! Don't want to rub it in any more!

0:17:27 > 0:17:28Yeah, cheers, mate, thank you(!)

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Emily, on the other hand, you sussed me out good and proper.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33When did you twig it was me?

0:17:33 > 0:17:34It's just, when you came in,

0:17:34 > 0:17:37you looked like Mark.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39LAUGHTER I did, yeah.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41- Sussed straightaway. - An older version!

0:17:41 > 0:17:45- Yeah, an older version? - It wasn't a very good disguise,

0:17:45 > 0:17:49- to be honest. Sorry! - That's all right!

0:17:49 > 0:17:52Now, I've got to say, usually, when I'm dressed as a grandma,

0:17:52 > 0:17:55things have gone too far. Fiona, had I gone too far

0:17:55 > 0:17:56with that one?

0:17:56 > 0:17:58- Way too far.- Way too far! Brilliant.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Now, girls, the most important - did you have a good day?

0:18:01 > 0:18:04- It was awesome.- Yeah.- Absolute legends, I'm sure you'll agree.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06They've been great sports.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Please, give it up for the stars of In Yer Face, Emily and Fiona!

0:18:09 > 0:18:12CHEERING Well done, girls.

0:18:12 > 0:18:13Right now, though,

0:18:13 > 0:18:16it's time to randomly select our second studio victim.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18So, let's introduce to you a friend of ours - bring on the Finger!

0:18:18 > 0:18:22APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:18:22 > 0:18:24- Ooh!- Someone's had a manicure!

0:18:24 > 0:18:28Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Finger Of Fun.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Now, Finger, we need you to select a mum.

0:18:30 > 0:18:35A mum who loves having some fun. So, Finger Of Fun, find us a mum!

0:18:35 > 0:18:36Who could it be?!

0:18:36 > 0:18:38CHEERING

0:18:40 > 0:18:41Oh, who could it be?

0:18:41 > 0:18:43It's not going to be you, mate, it's not going to be you.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46It could be you, it could be you. Aaaah...

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Oh, he's gone past you, sorry!

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Oh, what about you, Smiley Face?

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Oh, he's in a good mood, the Finger, he's had a manicure.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Who's he going to pick?

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Oooooh!

0:19:00 > 0:19:02CHEERING

0:19:04 > 0:19:08The Finger has spoken. What is your name?

0:19:08 > 0:19:10- Hayley. - BOTH: Hayley!

0:19:10 > 0:19:12- Whoa!- Whoa!

0:19:12 > 0:19:16What.. Hold on, the Finger's not finished yet!

0:19:16 > 0:19:21Yeah, it seems to have chosen you guys, as well. What are your names?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23- Jay and Chloe.- Jay and Chloe.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25All right, OK. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:19:25 > 0:19:27The three of you need to get yourselves down here,

0:19:27 > 0:19:29because it's time to have some fun.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32- It's time for The Prize Surprise! - Come on down!

0:19:32 > 0:19:34APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Jay and Chloe, nice to meet you. Are you having a good time on the show?

0:19:43 > 0:19:46- Yes, having fun.- Good.

0:19:46 > 0:19:51Excellent. Have you any idea why the finger has chosen you guys?

0:19:51 > 0:19:53No idea!

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Let me shed some light on the subject.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59We have been speaking to your husband/dad Martin

0:19:59 > 0:20:04and he reckons Hayley, you have got too much stuff!

0:20:07 > 0:20:12- Jay and Chloe, are these accusations true?- Yes, very much.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Not expensive stuff.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Loads of £5 stuff!

0:20:17 > 0:20:20What kind of stuff does she have?

0:20:20 > 0:20:24- Give us an example. - Make-up, handbags, shoes.

0:20:24 > 0:20:29Do you really think your mum needs all this "stuff"?

0:20:29 > 0:20:30Not really.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32We don't think that.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35That's why, last week, when you were out, Hayley,

0:20:35 > 0:20:41we popped round to your house and we borrowed some of your stuff.

0:20:41 > 0:20:46And then, what you do is, we put it on sale on QVC.

0:20:46 > 0:20:51- We would like you to watch this VT.- Videotape.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55And try to memorise as many of the items as possible.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58For every item you remember, you will win a prize for your family

0:20:58 > 0:21:03- from the Wind-Up prize stash. How does that sound?- Great(!)

0:21:05 > 0:21:08In that case, keep your eyes peeled, run VT.

0:21:08 > 0:21:12Hi, I'm Simon and you're watching a special QVC presentation.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15Today, we are selling off Hayley's things.

0:21:17 > 0:21:21A picture Hayley bought on her honeymoon.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23A 6-foot Father Christmas.

0:21:23 > 0:21:28A dog that never goes pooh-pooh, Hayley's china dog.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Hayley's favourite film.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33It's a good one.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Have you ever wished you had something for your bits?

0:21:36 > 0:21:39You have. Hayley's handbag!

0:21:39 > 0:21:44Next up, Hayley's hippy fancy dress costume. Yeah, baby!

0:21:44 > 0:21:48This is a page-turner. Hayley's favourite book.

0:21:48 > 0:21:52If you like china and teddies, this is for you.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55Hayley's china teddy collection.

0:21:55 > 0:21:56Off to a posh party?

0:21:56 > 0:22:00This is what you need. Hayley's necklace.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02A craft party wouldn't be a craft party without

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Hayley's favourite craft machine.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07# Robbie Williams. #

0:22:07 > 0:22:12Hayley's favourite CD.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13Hayley's dressing gown.

0:22:14 > 0:22:18Aw, isn't it cute? Hayley's old teddy bear.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21That is a lot of stuff!

0:22:21 > 0:22:26Get it in your head. 30 seconds on the clock,

0:22:26 > 0:22:30How many items of your stuff can you recall? Time starts now.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33My handbag, picture from my honeymoon,

0:22:33 > 0:22:37Father Christmas, my teddy collection.

0:22:37 > 0:22:41Necklace. Ghost. Warhorse.

0:22:41 > 0:22:46Ghost. I said that. Robbie Williams.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49What else?

0:22:49 > 0:22:54My outfit I wore to a fancy dress that I'll never go again.

0:22:54 > 0:22:59- Have you said the dressing-gown? - Dressing gown.- Come on, come on!

0:22:59 > 0:23:02China teddies!

0:23:02 > 0:23:07Time's up, very good guys.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11- You did well.- Not bad at all.

0:23:11 > 0:23:16Out of the 13 items, you recalled 11.

0:23:16 > 0:23:20It was only the china dog and the craft set that you didn't say.

0:23:20 > 0:23:24You get 11 prizes from the prize stash!

0:23:24 > 0:23:27APPLAUSE

0:23:27 > 0:23:31Thanks again to Martin for helping us stitch you up.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34He has done a good job. We've been planning that for weeks.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Anything to say to him?

0:23:36 > 0:23:39I will say it later!

0:23:39 > 0:23:41You're in so much trouble, mate.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43We got your stuff back from QVC,

0:23:43 > 0:23:46the problem was, Santa has done a runner.

0:23:46 > 0:23:47DRAMATIC MUSIC

0:23:50 > 0:23:56The good news is, he's been spotted near the Wind-Up studio.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00Hayley, if you can find him in 45 seconds,

0:24:00 > 0:24:04you will win a star prize for Jay and Chloe.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07- Are you up for the challenge?- Yes!

0:24:09 > 0:24:14Wait, how will she find Santy?

0:24:14 > 0:24:15Simple, follow the presents!

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Go, go! Go, go!

0:24:25 > 0:24:31Come on! Go, go! Come back!

0:24:31 > 0:24:33This way, this trail. Go, go!

0:24:34 > 0:24:36Go, go, go!

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Go on, Hayley!

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Come on!

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Go on, Hayley!

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Yes, go Hayley!

0:24:52 > 0:24:56- Well done.- Do I have to take it back? - Congratulations, Hayley.

0:24:56 > 0:25:00You found Santa in time, which means you win a star prize each

0:25:00 > 0:25:03for Jay and Chloe, which are hanging on the Christmas trees.

0:25:03 > 0:25:07You both have got two MP3 players - one each!

0:25:07 > 0:25:09- Nice!- How cool is that?

0:25:09 > 0:25:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Run, network!

0:25:14 > 0:25:17'Here's a taste of some of the hidden-camera pranks

0:25:17 > 0:25:20- 'coming your way soon.' - All right! Whoo!

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Bleurgh!

0:25:24 > 0:25:26How you doing? What can I get you?

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Stop. Stop!

0:25:32 > 0:25:34MAN YELLS

0:25:34 > 0:25:35Oh, my goodness!

0:25:35 > 0:25:37THEY CHUCKLE

0:25:37 > 0:25:39- DEEP VOICE:- CBBC.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Is the challenge for me?

0:25:47 > 0:25:48Ha-ha!

0:25:48 > 0:25:51- Good one, yeah?- What a weirdo!

0:25:51 > 0:25:54OK, let's end this show with a bang.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57Please give it up for Six D!

0:26:01 > 0:26:04# I, I, I'm having the best damn

0:26:04 > 0:26:07# Night, night, night of my life, life, life

0:26:07 > 0:26:12# I, I, I, I'm having the best damn night of my life

0:26:12 > 0:26:14# Woke up with glitter in both my eyes

0:26:14 > 0:26:15# I lost one shoe, where's my hat?

0:26:15 > 0:26:18# Not my phone, got to get that back

0:26:18 > 0:26:19# I've been thinking about the night I had

0:26:19 > 0:26:21# Boss man won't cut me no slack

0:26:21 > 0:26:23# Sent me home without my cheque

0:26:23 > 0:26:25# Tell me where they do that at

0:26:25 > 0:26:27# Oh, whenever, wherever, whatever I do

0:26:27 > 0:26:29# The party will come, the party will go

0:26:29 > 0:26:30# Whatever, whatever, whatever you like

0:26:30 > 0:26:33# Whatever you need, you got it tonight

0:26:33 > 0:26:36# Oh, you got it tonight, you got it tonight

0:26:36 > 0:26:38# Whatever, whatever, whatever you like

0:26:38 > 0:26:39# Whatever you need, you got it tonight

0:26:39 > 0:26:42# In one way high, a bad goodbye

0:26:42 > 0:26:47# Hard to be so sad when I'm having the best damn night

0:26:47 > 0:26:49# Lost my keys and I'm locked outside

0:26:49 > 0:26:54# Got nowhere to crash but I'm having the best damn

0:26:54 > 0:26:57# Night, night, night of my life, life, life

0:26:57 > 0:27:01# I, I, I, I'm having the best damn

0:27:01 > 0:27:04# Night, night, night of my life, life, life

0:27:04 > 0:27:08# I, I, I, I'm having the best damn night

0:27:08 > 0:27:10# Almost daylight, should be snoring

0:27:10 > 0:27:12# Dance floor packed and the speakers roaring

0:27:12 > 0:27:14# Cup that empty, not done pouring

0:27:14 > 0:27:15# Dance floor packed and the speakers

0:27:15 > 0:27:17# We're going to dance till we can't no more

0:27:17 > 0:27:19# Hands in the air till our arms get sore

0:27:19 > 0:27:20# Sweat till about three in the morning

0:27:20 > 0:27:23# Lights on and everybody yawning

0:27:23 > 0:27:25# You got it tonight You got it tonight

0:27:25 > 0:27:26# Whatever, whatever Whatever you like

0:27:26 > 0:27:29# Whatever you need You got it tonight

0:27:29 > 0:27:32# In one way high, a bad goodbye

0:27:32 > 0:27:37# Hard to be sad when I'm having the best damn night

0:27:37 > 0:27:40# Lost my keys and I'm locked outside

0:27:40 > 0:27:43# Got nowhere to crash But I'm having the best damn

0:27:43 > 0:27:46# Night, night, night of my life, life, life

0:27:46 > 0:27:50# I, I, I I'm having the best damn... #