Episode 3

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0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Wind me up Put me down

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Start me off and watch me go

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Because it's easy Once you know how it's done

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# You can't stop now It's already begun. #

0:00:19 > 0:00:22APPLAUSE

0:00:22 > 0:00:25Ladies and gentlemen!

0:00:25 > 0:00:29If knowing them is wrong, I don't want to be right!

0:00:29 > 0:00:30Give it up for Sam and Mark!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32CHEERING

0:00:41 > 0:00:47- How you doing, guys? High five! High five! High five!- Oh!- Oh!

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Come on, you!

0:01:00 > 0:01:03- Welcome to the weekend! - Yeah!

0:01:03 > 0:01:04CHEERING

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Hold on tight, folks,

0:01:05 > 0:01:08because we're heading straight into the danger zone!

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Yes, we've pushed this show to the limit,

0:01:11 > 0:01:13and quite frankly, it could blow at any time!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15On today's ma-hoosive big Friday Wind-up,

0:01:15 > 0:01:17it's a lucky day for everyone,

0:01:17 > 0:01:20because Nicola Roberts will be performing

0:01:20 > 0:01:23live in front of your very eyeballs!

0:01:23 > 0:01:25CHEERING

0:01:25 > 0:01:29And we'll be turning someone here into a genuine A-list celebrity.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

0:01:31 > 0:01:34This is the show with a surprise around every corner,

0:01:34 > 0:01:37- so no-one is safe! - Go and get 'em, Sam!

0:01:40 > 0:01:44Yes, no-one is safe in our studio audience.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Nobody at all. Nobody's safe!

0:01:46 > 0:01:50I can see you all, you're all scared. Nobody is safe. Especially...

0:01:50 > 0:01:51You!

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Hello. How are you doing? Are you Mum? Are you Amber's mum?

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Can I sit on your knee? Cheers, love.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01That's a comfy seat, right there. How are you doing? You all right?

0:02:01 > 0:02:02- Yeah.- Good.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Now, what's this we hear about your nan?

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Because we hear that she likes to do an impression of this lady.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14That right there is rock goddess Tina Turner.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16- Yeah!- Tell us more!

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Um...

0:02:19 > 0:02:20What are you laughing at?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24So does she do this a lot?

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Um, well, we've got this wee game...

0:02:27 > 0:02:31- You sing.- Oh yeah, you get up and start singing?- Yeah.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32That must be embarrassing.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Is it embarrassing?

0:02:34 > 0:02:35Kind of!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37And where is your nan today?

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Um...she's in...

0:02:40 > 0:02:42She's gone with Grandma Sue, hasn't she?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44She's gone with Grandma Sue, has she?

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- Gone away for the weekend. - Gone away for the weekend?

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Awww! Well, that's funny,

0:02:49 > 0:02:52because if your nan has gone away with Grandma Sue,

0:02:52 > 0:02:54then who's this?

0:02:56 > 0:02:58APPLAUSE

0:03:02 > 0:03:05# You're simply the best

0:03:06 > 0:03:09# Better than all the rest

0:03:11 > 0:03:16# Better than anyone

0:03:16 > 0:03:19# Anyone I ever met

0:03:20 > 0:03:22# You're simply the best! #

0:03:22 > 0:03:25APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:03:27 > 0:03:32That was amazing! I love the wig, I love the dress, brilliant!

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Amber, how does that make you feel?

0:03:34 > 0:03:37LAUGHTER

0:03:37 > 0:03:39- She's lost for words! - Lost for words!

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Normally, Amber, because that was so embarrassing,

0:03:42 > 0:03:45we'd be letting you get your revenge by strapping your nan

0:03:45 > 0:03:48to a massive wheel and spinning her ten t'dozen.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52But something about that doesn't sound right. Right, Mark?

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Yeah, I don't think we should do that.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Audience, what do you think? Can we put Amber's nan on the wheel

0:03:57 > 0:04:00and give her a spin? CHEERING

0:04:00 > 0:04:05Don't say yes! We can't do that, so, what we need,

0:04:05 > 0:04:08we need someone to step in and take her position.

0:04:08 > 0:04:12Someone who's brave, someone who's fearless.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Someone who has no idea what they're in for.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Ladies and gentlemen,

0:04:16 > 0:04:18it's time to play... Joe on a wheel!

0:04:27 > 0:04:31Amber, are you ready to see Joe Swash as you've never seen him before?

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Awesome. Studio audience, are you ready to see Joe Swash

0:04:34 > 0:04:36as you've never seen him before?

0:04:36 > 0:04:38CHEERING

0:04:38 > 0:04:40In that case, everyone in the Wind-Up audience,

0:04:40 > 0:04:42please give it up for Joe on a Wheel!

0:04:42 > 0:04:44CHEERING

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Who could have done this?

0:04:52 > 0:04:56Joe, welcome to Wind-Up! It's Joe Swash, everybody!

0:04:56 > 0:04:57CHEERING

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Are you enjoying your experience of being on our show?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- I was never told about this bit. - Oh, really? Oh, no!

0:05:04 > 0:05:07It must have been a misunderstanding! Sorry about that.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10As you can see, we have Joe Swash on a wheel.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13If Joe lands on Joe, he will win himself a mystery prize.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15That'd be nice, wouldn't it, Joe?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17I take it home or have I got to give it away?

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- You take it home! - I get to keep it?

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Of course you do! Good luck.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Good luck.

0:05:23 > 0:05:27If Joe lands on audience, he will win a prize for our studio audience!

0:05:27 > 0:05:30CHEERING

0:05:32 > 0:05:36And if Joe lands on star, Amber here wins a prize.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Yeah, yeah!

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Wait one second, only if she can answer a question correctly.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Amber, who are these mascots you've got?

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Woofy and Millie.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Woofy and Millie are going to help us with the questions.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49But to summarise, gold is good, yeah?

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Red, however...is BAD!

0:05:54 > 0:05:56That's right. If Joe lands on red,

0:05:56 > 0:06:02he will be coming face to face with...the Foaminator!

0:06:02 > 0:06:05CHEERING

0:06:10 > 0:06:14This week's Foaminator is Chimpy! Come on over, Chimpy!

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Yep, it's the resident chimp. Chimp meet Joe, Joe, meet Chimp.

0:06:19 > 0:06:24- I've had words with Chimp already! - You've been chatting? That's nice.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27You know the score. If Joe lands on red, you need to release

0:06:27 > 0:06:30a furious amount of foam right into Joe's kisser.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Understood? No monkey business? No monkey business, excellent.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Amber, are you ready? - Yeah.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Fantastic. Here we go. Loads of prizes, no big deal. Come on, Sam!

0:06:39 > 0:06:42AUDIENCE: Wind up that wheel!

0:06:55 > 0:06:57CHEERING

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Sorry, Joe! What a shame!

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Your first appearance on Wind-Up and you land on foam!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07It'll be the last appearance as well!

0:07:07 > 0:07:10In that case, Foaminator, you get yourself in position.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12I'm going to stand behind here.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Not that close! Get back a little bit!

0:07:14 > 0:07:17That's the designated safe area, Joe!

0:07:17 > 0:07:18OK, after three!

0:07:18 > 0:07:20One, two, three!

0:07:20 > 0:07:23CHEERING

0:07:27 > 0:07:29- You all right, Joe? - Wipe my glasses!

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- I'll wipe your glasses. - Take the white bits off my lips,

0:07:32 > 0:07:34- it tastes horrible!- Aww!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Are you OK to carry on?

0:07:38 > 0:07:40I've got no choice!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42That you haven't! Here we go with a second spin!

0:07:42 > 0:07:45CHEERING

0:07:56 > 0:07:58LAUGHTER AND CHEERING

0:08:01 > 0:08:04It's not rigged, Joe, I promise!

0:08:04 > 0:08:06OK, so!

0:08:06 > 0:08:10On the second spin, it means you're going to get another foaming!

0:08:12 > 0:08:16OK, after three! One, two, three!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18CHEERING

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- All right.- Sorry, Joe!

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Joe, we got one last spin, let's try and get a prize, yeah?

0:08:28 > 0:08:32- Come on, Joe! Play the game! - It's like you want to be foamed!

0:08:32 > 0:08:33Here we go!

0:08:33 > 0:08:36CHEERING

0:08:50 > 0:08:52What is it? NO!

0:08:55 > 0:08:56I can't believe it!

0:08:56 > 0:09:01It's a Wind-Up first, three foams in a row! Joe, you know what this means.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03I'm really cold!

0:09:03 > 0:09:04We'll get you warmed in a bit.

0:09:04 > 0:09:09OK, Foaminator, for the third and final time, one, two, three!

0:09:09 > 0:09:13CHEERING

0:09:16 > 0:09:18- OK.- I'm freezing!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Now, Joe, we don't usually do this.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23We're not doing it again!

0:09:24 > 0:09:28Because you've had three in a row, we're going to give you a bonus spin.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30That's fair, audience?

0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Yeah. - AUDIENCE: Yeah!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35- Here we go!- Come on, mate.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38It's when you spin it, it gets cold!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48It's landed on Joe!

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Which means you get a mystery prize.- Fantastic!

0:09:51 > 0:09:52And that prize is...

0:09:52 > 0:09:56It's another foaming by the Foaminator.

0:09:58 > 0:09:59One, two, three!

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Ohhh! Joe, what a prize.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11- You must be happy with that prize. - I'm freezing!

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Ah! OK.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16That means at the end of Joe On A Wheel you got foamed three times,

0:10:16 > 0:10:20- but you did win that last prize. - What prize?!

0:10:20 > 0:10:23That was a prize, Joe. You should be happy about that!

0:10:23 > 0:10:27Please, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Joe and our Foaminator!

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Oh, wow.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Now it's time to find another studio victim.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Please give a big hand for the finger of fun!

0:10:34 > 0:10:38AUDIENCE: Whoo!

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Whoo! Ladies and gentlemen, the finger of fun.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46Finger, we need you to select someone that loves having some fun.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49So finger of fun, find us someone!

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Who's it going to be?

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Ohhh...

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Who's it going to be?

0:11:02 > 0:11:03Oh, it might be you.

0:11:05 > 0:11:06Is it going to be you?

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Oh...!

0:11:14 > 0:11:18- Three people?!- Wowsas! What are your names?

0:11:18 > 0:11:21- Jessica.- Paige.- Denise.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Excellent. Well, ladies, get down here,

0:11:24 > 0:11:27it's time to have some fun. It's time for The Prize Surprise!

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Come on down.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43Before we go further, Jessica, it's your birthday! Happy birthday.

0:11:43 > 0:11:48CHEERING Hey, and what a birthday it will be.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52Guys, have you any idea why we brought you down here?

0:11:52 > 0:11:56- No.- Well, it's because we want to talk to you

0:11:56 > 0:11:59about your stepdad/partner. First of all, what's his name?

0:11:59 > 0:12:03- Jason.- Jason. OK, that seems pretty ordinary.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06OK. What does Jason do for a living?

0:12:06 > 0:12:08- Window fitter. - He's a window fitter.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12- Does he have any hobbies, any interests?- Erm...

0:12:12 > 0:12:15- Not really, he's pretty boring. - Oh, really?!

0:12:15 > 0:12:19Ohh! What does Jason look like?

0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Bald.- He's bald.- He's bald, is he?

0:12:22 > 0:12:24OK. He seems like a lovely bloke.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27A lovely, normal, ordinary bloke.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Hold on a minute. I'm a bit confused here.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Are we talking about the same person?

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Are you talking about this guy?

0:12:33 > 0:12:37THEY LAUGH

0:12:37 > 0:12:40- That's your stepdad, yeah? - That's my man!

0:12:40 > 0:12:43I think there's been a slight misunderstanding.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Cos that guy is properly famous.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48There's nothing normal or ordinary about him. He's big-time.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52- Didn't you know that?- No. - What?!

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Guys, that is Jase the Face!

0:12:54 > 0:12:59- How could you not know?!- Guys, I can't believe you didn't tell me

0:12:59 > 0:13:02your stepdad/partner was Jase the Face.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06I think it's time you found out just how famous Jase the Face really is.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Check this out.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Hello, I'm Ricky and you're watching Newsround.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Move over R-Patz, Bieber and Gaga,

0:13:17 > 0:13:20cos there's only one celebrity that everyone is talking about.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23And it's this guy, Jase the Face.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Jase-mania has been sweeping the nation

0:13:26 > 0:13:29and his famous face has been all over town, quite literally.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30Check this out.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34PEOPLE CHANT: Jase the Face! Jase the Face!

0:13:34 > 0:13:35We love you, Jase!

0:13:36 > 0:13:39How big a deal do I want to be?

0:13:39 > 0:13:42If I could be half as big as Jase the Face, I'd be happy.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Oh, it's Jase!

0:13:46 > 0:13:49- I love his bald head. - I love his cheesy grin.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52Isn't he a dreamboat? Oh! Mwah!

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Oh my God! Jase the Face!

0:13:54 > 0:13:55Hey, I'm Dynamo.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58I want to give a big shout-out to my boy Jase the Face.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01And this is his ace.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Jase the Face? He's the inspiration behind my hit song, How We Roll.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09It's about his head, because it's so round, so smooth.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Perfect for rolling, if you know what I'm saying.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Jase the Face? One word. Perfection.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25Jessica and Paige, your stepdad and his baldy head

0:14:25 > 0:14:27are properly famous. What do you make of that?

0:14:27 > 0:14:30I think you've got it wrong, that is not my stepdad!

0:14:30 > 0:14:33- Oh, I think you'll find it is. - I think you'll find it is.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Now, we've got more exciting news for you guys

0:14:36 > 0:14:38because your stepdad is actually here today.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42There he is, arriving at BBC Television Centre.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Let's have a look.

0:14:44 > 0:14:45Signing autographs.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Look at that! The crowd are going wild for him.

0:14:48 > 0:14:53They absolutely love it, he's signing autographs and all sorts.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56He's properly famous... Look at him waving to the crowd!

0:14:56 > 0:14:59His adoring public!

0:14:59 > 0:15:03Now, guys, I think we've established that your stepdad/partner

0:15:03 > 0:15:06has got the most famous face on the planet.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10But the big questions is, how well do you know that face?

0:15:10 > 0:15:13We're about to find out because shortly,

0:15:13 > 0:15:16we're going to be bringing out a line up of baldies.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20All you have to do is identify which one is your step dad/partner,

0:15:20 > 0:15:23the legendary Jase the Face. I can't wait!

0:15:23 > 0:15:25- OK, it sounds simple, right?- Right.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Wrong - because what we haven't told you is that each of you

0:15:28 > 0:15:31will be wearing one of these!

0:15:31 > 0:15:33The blindfold of darkness.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38It's pretty scary, man.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41OK, if you successfully identify Jase the Face,

0:15:41 > 0:15:45Jessica and Paige will win today's star prize, a digital camera each.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47With a flash on it!

0:15:47 > 0:15:51- Yeah, I know. Guys, are you up for the challenge?- Yeah.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54In that case, guys, you need to put one of these on each.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57They're Velcro, all mod cons.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Don't get peeking, now! All right. They've got their blindfolds on.

0:16:00 > 0:16:05Everyone in the Wind-Up audience, it's time to Bring Out The Baldies!

0:16:14 > 0:16:17What a stunning sight this is!

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Brilliant. OK, ladies, you just wait there.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26Paige, we're just going to bring you over to baldy number one.

0:16:26 > 0:16:30Careful, we're just by the edge of the stage here. Sideward step,

0:16:30 > 0:16:31OK, stay there.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34I'm going to bring you over, Paige, as well. Come on.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Don't fall off the stage!

0:16:36 > 0:16:39OK, guys, using your sense of touch...

0:16:39 > 0:16:43- And smell.- It's time to find your... Oh, easy!

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Easy, Denise!

0:16:46 > 0:16:50It's now time to find your stepdad/partner, Jase the Face.

0:16:50 > 0:16:51Family, are you happy? ALL: Yeah!

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Excellent, OK. In that case, we'll direct you where to come.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Denise, we're number one here, OK?

0:16:57 > 0:17:01Jessica, put your hands over there. Paige as well. Careful, careful.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05You might have to bend over a bit, there we go. There we go!

0:17:05 > 0:17:07- That's number one. - Have a good feel.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09No, definitely not. Jason shaved this morning.

0:17:09 > 0:17:13- OK.- He's got nice eyebrows.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15All right.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19OK, that's number one. Let's move onto number two.

0:17:19 > 0:17:24Go through them all first. Number two, this is the next one.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26No, this is number two. This one.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29He hasn't got the line, he never shaves properly.

0:17:29 > 0:17:34- There's always that bit of line, you know?- That's definitely not him.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Onto number three, over here.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40When I say, "Over here," they don't know, do they?

0:17:40 > 0:17:41It's number one.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45- Hang on, I've got another one here. - You've got to feel them all first.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48- He's got the line, number one has. - All right, let's have a look.

0:17:48 > 0:17:52- We've only been through three. There's two more.- There's two more.

0:17:52 > 0:17:57Two more. Right, OK. Number four. We've got number four here.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01- OK, Jessica.- Oh, no! - This is the line.

0:18:01 > 0:18:05Definitely this one.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09You're on the wrong planet. Come here. Come round here.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Come on, darling.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13- I think it's this one.- All right.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15- This is the head. - Can I feel your muscles?

0:18:15 > 0:18:18No, just the head, just the head!

0:18:18 > 0:18:19OK, number five.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Can I have a little bit longer?

0:18:22 > 0:18:25No! Over here. All right, five over here.

0:18:27 > 0:18:32That's what's his name? The exterminator?

0:18:35 > 0:18:38So you've had a good feel?

0:18:38 > 0:18:42OK, all right, ladies, it's now time for you to identify which

0:18:42 > 0:18:45one of these men is the world famous Jase the Face?

0:18:45 > 0:18:49This is for the star prize for Jessica and Paige.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51OK, what are you going for? One or four?

0:18:51 > 0:18:54- Uh, no, none of them. - It's definitely four.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56If I were you, I'd listen to Jessica,

0:18:56 > 0:18:58she seems like she knows what she's talking about.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02- Jessica, what are you saying?- Four. - We'll ask the birthday girl.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05- We're going for four. - Let's see if you're right.

0:19:05 > 0:19:10Please pull off your blindfolds of darkness! Number four!

0:19:10 > 0:19:11APPLAUSE

0:19:11 > 0:19:15Well done! The world famous Jase the Face is number four.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17- Congratulations!- Well done.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20You're correct, which means that you win a digital camera each.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Well done, guys.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26Hey, and how does it feel knowing that your stepdad/partner

0:19:26 > 0:19:28is the world famous Jase the Face?

0:19:28 > 0:19:31I never knew!

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Jase the Face, it's a pleasure having you on the show.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37You have all been absolutely amazing.

0:19:37 > 0:19:41Audience, please give it up for Jessica, Paige, Denise, Jase the Face

0:19:41 > 0:19:44and of course, our baldy line up.

0:19:52 > 0:19:57Welcome to the part of the show where we sort the wheat from the chaff.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59And get you some answers.

0:19:59 > 0:20:05And providing us with those answers are Joe Swash and Nicola Roberts.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07CHEERING

0:20:10 > 0:20:14All right. Joe and Nicola are stood on the Truth Or Wind Up podiums.

0:20:14 > 0:20:18They're on them because we're going to ask them to confirm or deny

0:20:18 > 0:20:22a series of questions we've spent weeks intensively researching.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25He says that, we stuck their names into Google to see what happened.

0:20:25 > 0:20:29- It's all true on there, isn't it? - Hey, we're about to find out, Mark.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31This is going to be intense. Celebs, are you ready?

0:20:31 > 0:20:33- Yes, we're ready.- Ready.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37- They're ready.- Are you ready?

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Intense.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45They're ready. Cameras, are you ready?

0:20:47 > 0:20:51Wow! They're ready. In that case, let's go.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Fact one...

0:20:54 > 0:20:58Joe Swash is half man, half dog.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Audience, truth or wind-up?

0:21:01 > 0:21:04ALL: Wind-up!

0:21:09 > 0:21:13- All right, all right. - All right, all right.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Cool your jets.

0:21:15 > 0:21:19All right, the audience is saying a lot of truth there which is odd.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22Joe Swash, truth or wind-up?

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Yeah, that's a wind-up. Sorry, guys.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Explain more. What's all this about?

0:21:27 > 0:21:30Well... I'm a little bit...

0:21:30 > 0:21:33I've got a little bit of hair on my back in patches...

0:21:33 > 0:21:36I wouldn't say that was kind of wolf-like.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Joe, we heard this comes from the fact that

0:21:38 > 0:21:41when you appeared on This Morning, you was doing

0:21:41 > 0:21:45something like a dog item and you ended up eating dog food.

0:21:45 > 0:21:49No, I didn't! Don't believe Google!

0:21:49 > 0:21:52That's what we got on Google!

0:21:52 > 0:21:55I've eaten a lot of things but I've not eaten dog food.

0:21:55 > 0:21:59- Have you not? OK, so it is a wind-up. - Wind-up, wind-up! Fact two...

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Did we lie then? Sorry.

0:22:02 > 0:22:06Nicola and Kate Middleton to form brand new girl band

0:22:06 > 0:22:07Princesses Aloud?

0:22:07 > 0:22:11Truth or wind-up, audience?

0:22:11 > 0:22:13ALL: Wind-up!

0:22:19 > 0:22:23I think the consensus is... All right, you've had your say.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27The consensus is wind-up. What's the answer?

0:22:27 > 0:22:30As much as I love the princess,

0:22:30 > 0:22:32it's a wind-up.

0:22:32 > 0:22:36Where did this shoddy information come from then?

0:22:36 > 0:22:37Google!

0:22:37 > 0:22:39You're right.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42But didn't you say that you'd love for Kate to perform with you?

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Uh... no!

0:22:44 > 0:22:48Brilliant! I might as well just chuck this away!

0:22:48 > 0:22:51Fact three...

0:22:51 > 0:22:56Joe Swash to make sensational EastEnders return as a woman!

0:22:56 > 0:22:59Audience, truth or wind-up?

0:22:59 > 0:23:02THEY SHOUT

0:23:06 > 0:23:08All right, thanks, audience.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11Thanks for your opinions.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14OK. A lot of truth in there.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Joe, truth or wind-up?

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Well, my mum does say I've got lovely, delicate ankles.

0:23:18 > 0:23:22But no, unfortunately I don't go back as a woman, no.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26- But are you going back?- I do go back for a couple of episodes...

0:23:26 > 0:23:28BOTH: Yeah!

0:23:28 > 0:23:31- I'm as Mickey again. - Wicked, cool.

0:23:31 > 0:23:32Fact four...

0:23:32 > 0:23:34What was that?

0:23:34 > 0:23:38Nicola trashes Kimberley Walsh's bedroom

0:23:38 > 0:23:41as slumber party gets out of control?

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Audience, truth or wind-up?

0:23:45 > 0:23:46THEY SHOUT

0:23:50 > 0:23:56All right, all right. A lot of truth. Is that a truth or wind-up?

0:23:56 > 0:23:59I am probably the messiest out of all of us

0:23:59 > 0:24:02but I didn't trash her house.

0:24:02 > 0:24:07It's a wind-up, you see. Yeah. Did you have a slumber party though?

0:24:07 > 0:24:09We have lots of slumber parties.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12It's half true then, that's all right.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14OK, fact five...

0:24:14 > 0:24:18Joe Swash holds the world record for pancake throwing. Ah!!

0:24:18 > 0:24:21Audience, truth or wind-up?

0:24:27 > 0:24:31That's a bit of a mixed bag. Thank you, audience, thank you.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35Bit of a mixed bag. Surely this can't be true. Or can it?

0:24:35 > 0:24:39- Joe Swash, truth or wind-up? - I'm in the big book, baby!

0:24:39 > 0:24:42No! It's true?

0:24:42 > 0:24:46Yeah, I'm in the Guinness World Records book for tossing

0:24:46 > 0:24:49- the most amount of pancakes. - That's unbelievable.- I'm in twice.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52- The other was for walking upstairs with books on my head.- Wow!

0:24:52 > 0:24:55I didn't choose to do these, people asked me to.

0:24:55 > 0:24:59- That's amazing, I love it.- Thank you.- A man of many talents.- Indeed.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02Fantastic. Thanks for clearing those facts up, guys.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Please give it up for Joe and Nicola!

0:25:04 > 0:25:06CHEERING

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Welcome to the weekend!

0:25:20 > 0:25:24It's Lily and Catherine's mum, it's Vicky.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37He's a beautiful looking man.

0:25:37 > 0:25:38This is awkward.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42Time up, time up, time up! Buzz him!

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Some women haverds.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Oh, my goodness.

0:25:52 > 0:25:56THE FOAMINATOR!

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Ladies and gentlemen, let's end the show with a bang.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13give it up for Nicola Roberts and her latest single Lucky Day.

0:26:13 > 0:26:17# Could it be my, could it be my Could it be my lucky day?

0:26:17 > 0:26:20# Could it be my, could it be my Could it be my lucky day?

0:26:20 > 0:26:22# Could it my, could it be my

0:26:22 > 0:26:24# Could it be my lucky day?

0:26:24 > 0:26:28# Could it be my, could it be my # Could it be my lucky day?

0:26:28 > 0:26:30# I like a phone call

0:26:30 > 0:26:34# I like to hear something like this

0:26:34 > 0:26:36# Woah, woah, woah, woah

0:26:36 > 0:26:38# A conversation

0:26:38 > 0:26:41# That maybe leads into a kiss

0:26:41 > 0:26:43# Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah

0:26:43 > 0:26:46# Aah, say that you love me

0:26:46 > 0:26:49# Say that you need me too

0:26:49 > 0:26:52# Best you ever had

0:26:52 > 0:26:54# It could be so easy

0:26:54 > 0:26:57# For you to please me, baby

0:26:57 > 0:26:59# So how come you tease me?

0:26:59 > 0:27:02# You told me so what do you say?

0:27:02 > 0:27:06# Are you gonna take this golden opportunity?

0:27:06 > 0:27:10# Won't you give it to me because you've got what I want

0:27:10 > 0:27:13# Maybe it's my lucky day

0:27:14 > 0:27:16# Just light the first spark

0:27:16 > 0:27:19# And watch the fireworks explode

0:27:19 > 0:27:22# Boom, boom, baby

0:27:22 > 0:27:23# You've got a fast car

0:27:23 > 0:27:27# So why the hell we driving slow?

0:27:27 > 0:27:29# Zoom, zoom, zoom to me

0:27:29 > 0:27:32# Kisses on my pillow

0:27:32 > 0:27:34# I've hundreds of those though

0:27:34 > 0:27:37# I want something more

0:27:37 > 0:27:39# So congratulations

0:27:39 > 0:27:41# It's not the occasion

0:27:41 > 0:27:44# The day when I get my own way

0:27:44 > 0:27:48# You told me so what do you say?

0:27:48 > 0:27:52# Are you gonna take this golden opportunity?

0:27:52 > 0:27:56# Won't you give it to me because you've got what I want

0:27:56 > 0:28:00# Maybe it's my lucky day. #

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