0:00:03 > 0:00:08MUSIC: "Jerk It Out" by Caesars
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Ladies and gentlemen!
0:00:24 > 0:00:28If loving them's wrong, I don't ever want to be right!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Give it up for Sam and Mark!
0:00:36 > 0:00:37Come on!
0:00:37 > 0:00:41- Hello-o-o-o-o! - Hello-o-o-o-o!
0:00:41 > 0:00:46- Give me that! Come on, give me that!- Wa-a-a-a-ay!
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Come with me! Come with me!
0:00:51 > 0:00:54High five! High five!
0:00:54 > 0:00:57BOTH: Ye-e-e-ah!
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Come on!
0:00:58 > 0:01:03- Have it back, Gary! Have it back, mate! There we go!- Come on over!
0:01:03 > 0:01:08- Welcome to the weekend!- I'll tell you what, I'm wasted on that job!
0:01:08 > 0:01:13All aboard the Wind Up Express! Next stop, Good Times Central!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Whoo-hoo! APPLAUSE
0:01:15 > 0:01:19We are going to take you on a journey filled with surprises,
0:01:19 > 0:01:21pranks, wind-ups and so much more!
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Oh, yes! One member of this studio audience is in for a surprise
0:01:25 > 0:01:29when they discover that we've paid a visit to their house!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Yes! And you will not BELIEVE what we found there!
0:01:31 > 0:01:35We've also been out with our hidden camera, so stay tuned to
0:01:35 > 0:01:39see what happened when a Doctor Who wind-up took a turn for the worse!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Move it forward, forward. - Forwards.- That's it!
0:01:41 > 0:01:45- Keep it, push it forward. Watch, quickly!- Stop! Stop!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Ohhhh!
0:01:52 > 0:01:56But right now, I think it's time for less talk, more action.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Remember, this show is full to bursting with surprises and pranks,
0:02:00 > 0:02:04and no-one is safe, especially if you're an embarrassing dad.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- Let's do this! - All right.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Woo!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15OK...who have we got here?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Hello, Phoebe.- Hello. - How you doing?- Good.
0:02:18 > 0:02:23Good. Now, a little dicky birdie tells me that your dad
0:02:23 > 0:02:27- likes to speed walk, is that true?- Yes.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29For everybody who doesn't know, what is speed walking?
0:02:29 > 0:02:33It's an embarrassing walk that he does every day.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36It's an embarrassing walk that he does every day.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- What does he wear when he's speed walking?- Fluorescent clothes.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43You've got to be safe though, Phoebe, you've got to be safe.
0:02:43 > 0:02:48- That is embarrassing. Where is your dad today?- Working in London.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Oh, that's a shame. I'd have liked to have met him
0:02:51 > 0:02:52and his embarrassing walk.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Actually Phoebe, your dad's not at work.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56He's right here in the Wind Up studio.
0:02:56 > 0:03:01Ladies and gentlemen, give a massive round of applause to Phoebe's dad!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Woo! Yeah!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41It's time to wind things up a notch
0:03:41 > 0:03:43and give somebody a right good Smarking.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46As wind-ups go, this one's pretty big.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48You may say it was out of this world.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52If you're partial to a bit of Doctor ooh action, Doctor ooh,
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Doctor Who action, all right!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Doctor Who action, you might want to listen up real good.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58He ain't kidding.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00For this wind-up to work, we needed to find three
0:04:00 > 0:04:02of the biggest Doctor Who fans in Britain.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Scrap that, Europe. No, shut up, Sam, the world.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Scrap that, the solar system. That's what I'm saying to you.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Finished? Luckily for us, we knew just the people.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Meet Rowan, Alice and George. They appeared our hit show, TMI Friday.
0:04:15 > 0:04:20- They were great fun. - It was a Christmas show! Good times.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24More importantly, it turned out that Rowan, Alice and George
0:04:24 > 0:04:27were massive fans of a certain Doctor.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30TMI is not the only show you are a massive fan of, is it?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- No.- What's the show?
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- Doctor Who.- Of course it is.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Please give it up for Alice, Rowan and George.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Let's start at the beginning. We got in touch with your parents
0:04:47 > 0:04:51and came up with a story about you winning a Doctor Who competition.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55After weeks of secret planning, we were in business.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58What were you expecting when you turned up on the day?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I wasn't really expecting that much.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03I thought we'd be having a normal tour
0:05:03 > 0:05:05and then just something extra.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Interesting. There was something extra!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Shall we see how your day began?- No!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14It is all right, I promise you! Let's have a look.
0:05:14 > 0:05:19'So there we are waiting for our sci-fi enthusiasts to arrive.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- 'That's me. - And that is me.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24'Here they come. Let's Smark them.'
0:05:24 > 0:05:28- Here come our winners. - SQUEALING
0:05:30 > 0:05:34'There's our three targets.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36'And here is our Wind Up actor, Barry,
0:05:36 > 0:05:38'posing as a producer from the Doctor Who series.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42'He will be giving the guys the VIP treatment today, or so they think.'
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Listen, today I'm going to give you a genuine
0:05:45 > 0:05:48glimpse into the future of Doctor Who.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52We are going on a special journey. Join me. Wave goodbye to the past.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55We are going through time and space
0:05:55 > 0:05:57as we journey into the world of Doctor Who.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00'First stop, a photo-shoot.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03'We've told them we'll add some special effects later,
0:06:03 > 0:06:07'otherwise they'll be stood in front of a screen, looking silly. Oops!'
0:06:07 > 0:06:13We need some promotional snaps, some photographs, for our website.
0:06:13 > 0:06:19Really concentrate. Pout, pout! Now an action one.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Hold it, hold it. Now the aliens are going to come around you.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Aargh! Your feet, your toes, your legs.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Everybody to the right! Hold!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31To the left! Hold!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36He's going to shoot at you now! Ugh!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Hold it! Go down, George! Get lower!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Lower! One big heap with the aliens!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Oooh!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Did you guys used to be models? You were good at that.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54ALL: No!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Let's talk about Barry, our Wind Up actor.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Did he make a believable Doctor Who producer?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- He was really good. - He was really convincing.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06I don't think I'd have believed it from a different actor.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09It was amazing how good it was, how believable it all was.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- He'd done his research. - It's time to get pranking.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14After that nice, gentle opening,
0:07:14 > 0:07:16the big question was how far could Barry push it?
0:07:18 > 0:07:22I am happy to show you the future of Doctor Who, OK?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25As long as you promise me you will not tell anybody.
0:07:25 > 0:07:30In there is Doctor Who of the future. Can I trust you?
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- Yes. - OK, let us do the Doctor Who oath.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Make the D.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Then you make the W for Who.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Repeat after me.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- I... - ALL: I...
0:07:45 > 0:07:46- Name... - ALL: Name...
0:07:46 > 0:07:50No. Don't say name, say your name. Ready?
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- I... - I, Rowan...
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- Do hereby swear... - ALL: Do hereby swear...
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- That I shall never... - ALL: That I shall never...
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Never, never, ever...
0:08:01 > 0:08:03ALL: Never, never, ever...
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- No, no, never... - ALL: No, no, never...
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Reveal any information to any living creature...
0:08:10 > 0:08:13ALL: To any living creature...
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- Whether animal, mineral... - ALL: Whether animal, mineral...
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- Or journalist... - ALL: Or journalist.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22'Absolute gibberish!'
0:08:22 > 0:08:24ALL: And I hereby uphold...
0:08:24 > 0:08:30- The intergalactic hypothalamus. - ALL: The intergalactic hypothalamus.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Go, Gallifrey, go.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Go, Gallifrey, go.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38'With the all-important but totally made-up oath out of the way,
0:08:38 > 0:08:41'it's time for Rowan, Alice and George to access our top-secret lab.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- Are you ready? - ALL: Yeah!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- What is your first impressions? - It's really cool.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00I'm going to start with the future Doctor Who.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Had you ever heard of Matt Smith before you saw he was Doctor Who?
0:09:04 > 0:09:05All: No.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07He has done this series,
0:09:07 > 0:09:10after that, he's off to Hollywood.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12We needed to think of a new Doctor,
0:09:12 > 0:09:16a person that has a global recognition.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22We are looking for a true global superstar.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- What about Stephen Fry? - David Hasselhoff, I don't know!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you
0:09:28 > 0:09:31to the 12th Doctor Who.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36LAUGHTER
0:09:36 > 0:09:41- Simon Cowell. - He is not really an actor, is he?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Simon Cowell, before he went into music, was an actor.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Is he in American Idol now?- No.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Is he going to do the X Factor?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- I don't know.- No.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Really!?
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Simon Cowell will give us the Dal-X Factor.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57That's what we need.
0:09:57 > 0:10:02If we have a new Doctor, we need to give him a new baddie.
0:10:02 > 0:10:08This is the new baddy to fight the brand-new 12th Doctor Who.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16LAUGHTER
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Do you see the theme?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26You're not so sure. Why?
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Because it is not a monster, it's just a person's head.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35It will be the baddie with the highest hair.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38I really can't imagine Simon Cowell as an actor.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42- Point out of 10 for this idea.- One.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46'They don't look convinced by Doctor Simon and the Jedward alien.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50'What will they make of the rubbish gadgets we have knocked up?
0:10:50 > 0:10:54- What is the Doctor's main weapon? - Sonic screwdriver.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58- Here is...- A sonic sock.- Exactly.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00If he ever dropped his sonic screwdriver,
0:11:00 > 0:11:02he could take off his sock and use it.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- What's that?- Sonic sponge.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Simon Cowell, look at him. He sweats a lot, running around.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12That could be useful for his personal hygiene.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- What is that, George? - Sonic...toilet roll.
0:11:15 > 0:11:20You can see him coming out of the room, Sonic toilet roll! Thank you.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23'Have our cheap made-up gadgets, coiffed-up aliens
0:11:23 > 0:11:25'and dodgy Doctor won them over?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27'Let's get Barry out the way and find out.'
0:11:30 > 0:11:32They can't be serious.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35They must be joking. This is all so ridiculous.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Simon Cowell, I really can't imagine him as a Doctor.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- Jedward. Sonic toilet roll. - Sonic toilet roll!
0:11:42 > 0:11:43A sonic sock.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- These ones are quite nice. - The drill is good, yeah.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51They're good, I quite like them.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53I can see it, but...
0:11:53 > 0:11:56If this is new Doctor Who, and I don't like it.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59APPLAUSE
0:11:59 > 0:12:03"If this is the new Doctor Who, I don't like it!" Great quote!
0:12:03 > 0:12:07George, why don't you think Simon Cowell would make a good Doctor?
0:12:07 > 0:12:10He's just so well known as a music producer,
0:12:10 > 0:12:13I just don't think he'd fit the part at all.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- You're probably right, actually. - You're probably right!
0:12:16 > 0:12:20And Alice, if Simon Cowell was a bit of a stretch of the imagination,
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- what about Jedward as Doctor's new baddie?- Er...
0:12:23 > 0:12:25SAM LAUGHS
0:12:25 > 0:12:29They're so nice, you can't see them as a baddie!
0:12:29 > 0:12:33Finally, Rowan, what did you think about the sonic toilet paper?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Not a good idea, no!
0:12:35 > 0:12:39The Doctor's got to have twosies as well.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Well, it was time to wind things up another notch
0:12:42 > 0:12:47and introduce to you a little creation of ours. Over to you, Barry.
0:12:47 > 0:12:52Ladies and gentlemen, this is genuinely the future of Doctor Who.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54It's been nine, ten years in development,
0:12:54 > 0:12:58its cost nearly a quarter of a million dollars,
0:12:58 > 0:13:02- and it's been developed by NASA. Do you know what NASA is?- Space...
0:13:02 > 0:13:04The Space Agency.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06It's been developed by them
0:13:06 > 0:13:09because they understand robotics. I'll reveal it to you.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14This, ladies and gentlemen,
0:13:14 > 0:13:16this is wi-fi
0:13:16 > 0:13:19artificial intelligence
0:13:19 > 0:13:21NASA experiment,
0:13:21 > 0:13:24or WAiNE, for short.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30OK? Do you like him?
0:13:31 > 0:13:35It has AI technology, and that's what I find so exciting.
0:13:35 > 0:13:42This baby can think for itself, which means it can read...
0:13:42 > 0:13:46- Minds.- Exactly, and that's what's different. Shall I prove it?
0:13:46 > 0:13:47Let's do that.
0:13:47 > 0:13:52It's time for WAiNE to demonstrate its incredible mind-reading ability.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Well, sort of.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57We've got their mums watching from a hidden room.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01When the kids ask a question, they give us the answers,
0:14:01 > 0:14:04making it look like WAiNE has supernatural powers.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07You ask it a question that I don't know the answer to,
0:14:07 > 0:14:11there's no way I could've programmed it into the computer.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15Speak slowly, say, "WAiNE," and ask your question.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- WAiNE...- Slowly.
0:14:17 > 0:14:23Who is my favourite actor?
0:14:23 > 0:14:27- (WHISPERING)- Taylor Lautner? - Is that his name?- Yeah.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31AS WAiNE: Taylor Lautner.
0:14:33 > 0:14:38- Is that right? Who is it? - Taylor Lautner!- You see?
0:14:38 > 0:14:44- How amazing is that?- That's a good start for WAiNE. Next up, George.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48WAiNE, what is the name of my dog?
0:14:48 > 0:14:52- (WHISPERING)- Poppy.- Poppy?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54(AS WAiNE) Poppy.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Poppy.- Is that right?- Yeah.- Yes!
0:14:57 > 0:15:01WAiNE's done it again, and it looks like they're buying it.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04WAiNE, what is the name of my cat?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- (WHISPERING)- Indy.- Indy?
0:15:06 > 0:15:08(AS WAiNE) Indy.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12- What is the name?- Indy. - Is that right?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14That's three out of three for WAiNE,
0:15:14 > 0:15:19but Rowan wants one more go just to be sure it really can read minds.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25WAiNE, how many goldfish do I have?
0:15:25 > 0:15:32- (Her brother has one. - Her brother has one?- She's got none?)
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Think, think, think.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38- (WHISPERING)- You have none. - You have none.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40(AS WAiNE) Your brother has one.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42You have none.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Is that right?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Your brother has one? You tricked me!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48I didn't realise! I forgot that!
0:15:48 > 0:15:53- Your brother does have one?- Yeah. - Yes, so that's four out of four.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Come on, guys, it's time to be honest now.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06- We had you hook, line and sinker there, didn't we?- Yeah!
0:16:06 > 0:16:09What did you think of WAiNE when you saw him?
0:16:09 > 0:16:12My first impression, it looked quite good,
0:16:12 > 0:16:14something that could be a monster.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18You were blown away by WAiNE's superpowers,
0:16:18 > 0:16:21but things were about to take a turn for the worse
0:16:21 > 0:16:26as we wound things up and discovered that WAiNE had a mind of his own.
0:16:26 > 0:16:31If I think and I voice it, it will move.
0:16:35 > 0:16:40WAiNE, move forward.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Stop!
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Right, you have a go.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49WAiNE, move to the left.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51A little, a little!
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Stop, stop!- Stop!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Oh, my goodness!
0:16:55 > 0:16:59- George, you're next. - WAiNE...- Louder.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Move in a circle.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Hold the thing.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06That's it, you are controlling it. That's it.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Left, left, and stop.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- Stop, stop, WAiNE. - Oh, my goodness.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16I can't tell it to stop because you're connected to that.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Right, it's your go. - WAiNE, move backwards.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Think it, think it, think it.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- Stop.- Have you ever seen anything like this before?- No.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28- Is it the most awesome thing you've seen?- Yeah.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30- Marks out of 10?- 10.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- 110.- 1,010.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36'Well, they all seemed pretty impressed,
0:17:36 > 0:17:39'but how will they feel if WAiNE malfunctions?'
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Move backwards.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Go backwards.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- Stop.- Stop, stop, stop!
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- Forward, move it forward. - Move forward.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51That's it. Not so quickly!
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Stop. Stop!
0:17:53 > 0:17:55LOUD EXPLOSION
0:17:55 > 0:17:59- Oh! Oh, my goodness!- I'm so sorry!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02That's a quarter of a million dollars! It's moving on its own!
0:18:02 > 0:18:06- Turn it off!- Stop! - Stop, WAiNE!- How do you turn it off?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- WAiNE!- Stop!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10LOUD BANG
0:18:10 > 0:18:15Hang on, hang on, let me get the engineers.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Engineers! Quick!
0:18:17 > 0:18:19'I think it's time to go and reveal ourselves
0:18:19 > 0:18:21'before everything goes up in smoke.'
0:18:21 > 0:18:25- What did you press?! - I didn't press anything.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Engineers! Here they are.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Engineers, not aliens!
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Actually, we're not even aliens.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33- ALL:- No!
0:18:33 > 0:18:35No way!
0:18:35 > 0:18:37We've just been doing our new show
0:18:37 > 0:18:41and you have been well and truly smarked.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- Look at this bad boy here! - Oh, my God!
0:18:43 > 0:18:47- Cameras everywhere! How are you feeling?- Oh, no.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49- Did we get you good?- Yeah.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53APPLAUSE
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Bless you.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Ahhh, we got you good, then, didn't we?
0:19:01 > 0:19:05What did you think when you thought you'd destroyed WAiNE?
0:19:05 > 0:19:11Loads of things were running through my head. Including the bank bill.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16- How did you feel when we showed up at the end?- Relieved.
0:19:16 > 0:19:21And happy that the Simon Cowell and Jedward wasn't actually real.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Don't worry, Doctor Who, the next series is safe.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Listen, guys. We've got some good news for you.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31We sent WAiNE back to NASA, they fixed him up and he's back.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Stop, stop, stop!
0:19:36 > 0:19:37CHEERING
0:19:37 > 0:19:41Let us introduce a friend of ours, bring on the Finger.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:46 > 0:19:49We have got a little treat. I'm bagging the red one.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you the Finger of Fun.
0:19:52 > 0:19:57Finger, we need you to select a mum that loves having some fun.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Finger of Fun, find us a mum! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Who is he going to pick?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Wavy hands, wavy, wavy.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13He is really on top form, the Finger, tonight.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Is he going to pick you? - He doesn't know, he doesn't know.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20It could be you! Not you, mate. Not you.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Who is it going to be?
0:20:25 > 0:20:27LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:20:30 > 0:20:32The Finger has spoken.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34- What is your name?- Emma.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Emma, get yourself down here because it is time to have some fun.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41It is time for The Prize Surprise.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Lovely Emma. How are you feeling?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Like someone is going to get into trouble later.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Who are you here with?
0:20:56 > 0:21:01I'm here with my husband and my two daughters and my son.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03To tell you the truth, we knew that.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07They have been helping us out for the past few weeks.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09We have been doing some digging.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13We found out you've got a mouse in your house. Is that true?
0:21:13 > 0:21:15LAUGHTER
0:21:17 > 0:21:20No, my husband THINKS we have a mouse.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24So you have never actually seen this mouse?
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- NO-ONE has ever seen at this mouse. - That is interesting.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31We thought we'd investigate further. We took a trip to your house.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- LAUGHTER - Do you want to see what we found?
0:21:34 > 0:21:36LAUGHTER
0:21:36 > 0:21:39I'm afraid we are going to have a look anyway.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43- There is your stairway. - Lovely stairway.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Lovely kitchen. Is that granite worktops? Yes, please.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49- We can't see a mouse anywhere. - No mouse.
0:21:49 > 0:21:54- Where are we going now? - The living room? Still no mouse.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56LAUGHTER
0:21:59 > 0:22:02How could you not find him? He's massive!
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- LAUGHTER - And he's reading your paper!
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Emma, I think it is fair to say you have got a mouse in your house.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10In fact, you could say...
0:22:10 > 0:22:14(MIMES) # Hoots, man, there's a mouse loose about this house. #
0:22:14 > 0:22:17LIVELY MUSIC
0:22:20 > 0:22:22OK, OK. Stop the nonsense.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25It's time to get serious. Be serious, Emma!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28There is a massive mouse, there.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32Because, Emma, once we discovered you did have a mouse,
0:22:32 > 0:22:34we thought we did stick around, as you do.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37We are about to ask you a series of questions based on
0:22:37 > 0:22:39what your mouse gets up to when you're not around.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43For example, we found out last Thursday at half past eight,
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Mr Mouse felt like having a bit of a boogie.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49He was dancing to your favourite band in your living room.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53The cheeky little mouse, I can't believe it!
0:22:53 > 0:22:57To win a prize, can you name what the band was?
0:22:57 > 0:23:02Was it A) The Wanted, B) Take That or C) ABBA?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04ABBA.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07She seems very confident. You're going for C) ABBA.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Let's see if you're right.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16MUSIC: "Dancing Queen" by ABBA
0:23:16 > 0:23:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:24 > 0:23:26I tell you what, he can move, that mouse.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28- Look at that!- Hello!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Very good.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34No wonder he was making loads of noise, dancing around like that.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Well done. That means you have just won a prize for you and your family.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40APPLAUSE
0:23:40 > 0:23:44Mr Mouse likes nothing more than flicking through your old photos.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Who knows what old horrors may lurk within those pages?
0:23:47 > 0:23:50I wouldn't want anyone looking through my photo album.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Yes, but what photo caught his eye?
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Was it A) An embarrassing photo of you asleep on the settee, dribbling?
0:23:56 > 0:24:01Was it B) A picture of you with a dodgy poodle perm haircut?
0:24:01 > 0:24:05Or was it C) An embarrassing photo of you from your schooldays
0:24:05 > 0:24:07compete with school uniform?
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- It would be the school uniform. - Interesting.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15OK, let's see if you are right.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19Look at him looking through. He's laughing at you.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Very good.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33You are doing very well. I like the swept-back look. I think it's in.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37You have not aged, Emma! Tell me what moisturiser you use, please.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- All right, that's enough.- Sorry.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44Emma, later on in the day, Mr Mouse felt like chilling out.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46- Fair play, he had had a busy day. - He certainly has.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50He was doing what you sometimes do to unwind.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52I'll give you a clue. It's a bit sneaky.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Was it A) Having a bubble bath, whilst reading a gossip magazine?
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Was it B) Hiding in the shed with a cup of coffee?
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Or C) Emma, lying in bed, eating a bowl of crisps,
0:25:01 > 0:25:04having a drink whilst watching Come Dine With Me?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06LAUGHTER
0:25:08 > 0:25:11- He's on my bed! - LAUGHTER
0:25:11 > 0:25:13I don't know what you possibly could mean!
0:25:13 > 0:25:17All right, let us have a look and see if you are right.
0:25:17 > 0:25:18You're going for C).
0:25:18 > 0:25:20LAUGHTER
0:25:20 > 0:25:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:26 > 0:25:29I hope he doesn't leave any crumbs for you, Emma.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33Congratulations, you've just won three prizes for your family.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Well done.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40But right now we are going to wind things up a notch because
0:25:40 > 0:25:44we are going to give you the chance to catch that mouse once and for all.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48He's only come and followed you to the Wind Up studio.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51He's not got a care in the world, spinning on that chair.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54It's a proper dodgy suit, that.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57As you can see, he is standing next to the star prize,
0:25:57 > 0:25:59a HD TV and DVD.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02That is a lot of letters.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06If you manage to catch the mouse in 60 seconds,
0:26:06 > 0:26:07that prize is yours.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10This might help you, actually. Give me a push, Sam.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15- This might help you, actually. - Get that in your hands.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18We've put 60 seconds on the clock.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21"How will you find him?" I hear you ask. Simple.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Just follow the trail of cheese crumbs. Go, go, go!
0:26:23 > 0:26:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- 60 seconds! - Come on!
0:26:34 > 0:26:38- You are going the wrong way! - Not that way! Come back!
0:26:42 > 0:26:44- Emma, what on earth are you doing? - Come back this way!
0:26:47 > 0:26:50- That way! - That cheese, that cheese!
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- That way! - Go, go, go!
0:26:52 > 0:26:55- Run, run, run! - You can do it! You can do it!
0:26:56 > 0:26:59- Come on! - Where are you?
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Yes! Yes! Yes!
0:27:02 > 0:27:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Congratulations, Emma. You have done it!
0:27:11 > 0:27:15You have caught the mouse and you have bagged this week's star prize.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18- How are you feeling? - Fantastic.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Watch that mouse, he hasn't had his jabs.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Welcome to the weekend!
0:27:24 > 0:27:25It's Sam and Mark!
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Your dad isn't at the office today.
0:27:32 > 0:27:36The Foaminator!
0:27:40 > 0:27:43That's all we've got time for today,
0:27:43 > 0:27:46but join us next time on Sam and Mark's Big Wind Up,
0:27:46 > 0:27:48for more of this!
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Bye!
0:27:56 > 0:27:59Start the clock, start the clock!
0:28:02 > 0:28:04- Are you all right, Dad?- Yep!
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