0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Wind me up, put me down
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Start me off and watch me go
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# It's easy once you know how it's done
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# You can't stop now It's already begun... #
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you
0:00:19 > 0:00:21to two of the funniest men on television,
0:00:21 > 0:00:23but I can't.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26So, instead, here's Sam and Mark!
0:00:26 > 0:00:29MUSIC: "Jump" by Van Halen
0:00:29 > 0:00:31# Might as well jump... #
0:00:31 > 0:00:32Woo-hoo!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35CHEERING
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Here we go, here we go!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- Oh, yeah!- Yeah!
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Welcome to Friday. - And welcome to the weekend.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52- He's Sam...- And he's Mark...
0:00:52 > 0:00:55And we have no idea who this is.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56LAUGHTER
0:00:56 > 0:01:00- But we do know one thing you can expect...- And that's the unexpected.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Yes, stay tuned to find out how two our viewers reacted when
0:01:03 > 0:01:08Mark and I got right in their faces all day wearing strange disguises.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- Give us an "Ooh, arr!" - Arr!- Louder!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- Arr!- Arr!
0:01:13 > 0:01:17If you could invent a superpower, what would your superpower be?
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Power to create turtles?
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- It's a good 'un.- It is and you do not want to miss
0:01:27 > 0:01:29someone's dad being totally embarrassing.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- I tell you something else, it's one of your dads.- Yeah!
0:01:33 > 0:01:37And check this out. Today's guest is Amelia Lily!
0:01:37 > 0:01:38CHEERING
0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Looking totally celeb.- Absolutely.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44And somebody here will be asking... # Who let the dogs out?
0:01:44 > 0:01:45# Who, who, who, who? #
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Very good indeed. But first, it's time to reveal
0:01:48 > 0:01:51some of the things our audience would prefer us not to.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53There's nowhere to hide. We're coming to get you!
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Thanking you very much.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01All right, Robyn?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I'm not going past you. How you doing? You all right?
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Yeah, fine, thanks.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Now, what possible reason could I have
0:02:08 > 0:02:11to be standing here next to you right now?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Er... Any idea?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- No.- Embarrassing parent? - Yeah...
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- Who is it?- Mostly my dad.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Mostly? Mostly Dad.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Well, it is actually about your dad.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29We've heard that you find him rather embarrassing. Tell us why.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32He likes comic books, doesn't he? And superheroes.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33The Incredible Hulk.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Oh, he's a big fan of The Incredible Hulk?- Yes.- Oh, right.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Tell us about the extent of his obsession.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42He's got two boxes full of Incredible Hulk stuff.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Really?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46She just said, "There's more than that."
0:02:46 > 0:02:48We actually know that,
0:02:48 > 0:02:52cos we've got a picture of him with a really nice T-shirt.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53LAUGHTER
0:02:53 > 0:02:56It doesn't say The Incredible Hulk, it says The Incredible Dad.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Now, where is your dad today, Robyn?
0:02:59 > 0:03:03- I think he's at an auction with my grandad.- Oh, is he?
0:03:03 > 0:03:06OK. Well, your dad may not be here,
0:03:06 > 0:03:09but I think the Hulk may be here.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12ROARING
0:03:12 > 0:03:15In fact, I think I can hear him now!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17# What's that coming over the hill
0:03:17 > 0:03:22# Is it a monster? Is it a monster?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24# What's that coming over the hill
0:03:24 > 0:03:28# Is it a monster? Is it a monster? #
0:03:28 > 0:03:31HULK ROARS
0:03:31 > 0:03:34SAM SCREAMS
0:03:34 > 0:03:38HULK ROARS
0:03:38 > 0:03:40# Is it a monster?
0:03:40 > 0:03:41# Is it a monster?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44# Is it a monster? #
0:03:44 > 0:03:47HULK ROARS
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Look at the guns on the Hulk, or, should I say, Stephen?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Give it up for Stephen, everybody!
0:03:55 > 0:03:56CHEERING
0:03:56 > 0:03:59I've got a question. Does he always dress like that?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Yeah, mostly.- Brilliant!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Another beautiful day in Bristol,
0:04:04 > 0:04:06until we showed up!
0:04:06 > 0:04:10MUSIC: Theme from "Magnum PI" by Mike Post
0:04:11 > 0:04:12HORN HONKS
0:04:18 > 0:04:20It's time for another game of...
0:04:20 > 0:04:21SAM DOES DRUM ROLL ON CAR
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- Stop that.- Sorry. In Yer Face.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26And we are about to get right in the face of these two.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27I'm taking James...
0:04:27 > 0:04:29And I'm taking George.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31The aim of the game is not to get recognised
0:04:31 > 0:04:34and we've got costumes and cunning disguises to help.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40But, if they uncover our true identity and make a
0:04:40 > 0:04:42positive ID right in our faces, then it's game over.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Can the lads make convincing beekeepers without being stung.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52To bee or not to bee.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54You get the idea. First up, Mark!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- Morning, Mark!- Hello. - You'll never guess what?- Yeah.
0:04:57 > 0:05:02- You've only got and lost your bees, you silly sausage.- What?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05You're going to knock on James's door,
0:05:05 > 0:05:08you're going to tell him you've lost your bees and ask him
0:05:08 > 0:05:11to give you a call if he comes across
0:05:11 > 0:05:13any bees that look lost.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17- And you're going to hand him one of your cards.- Perfect.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Look at the confidence in him, striding up to the door.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26DOOR BELL RINGS
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Excuse me, mate. I'm a local beekeeper in the area
0:05:33 > 0:05:35and unfortunately I've lost a few of my bees,
0:05:35 > 0:05:39so I was wondering if you see any bees around,
0:05:39 > 0:05:42would you be able to ring this number?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Is that all right? I've just got a card here.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46It's called None Of Your Bees-ness.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49If you ring that number, then you'd be able to tell me
0:05:49 > 0:05:51if you see any bees around, all right?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Cool.- Quick, leave. Leave!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- All right. Cheers, mate. Take care.- Bye.- Bye.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58He had a cheeky grin on his face then.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Well done.- Thanks, mate. One-nil.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06That means there's a lot of pressure on you.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- What accent you going to do? - None of your bees-ness!
0:06:10 > 0:06:11I do not bee-lieve it.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14It's one-nil to Mark. Next up, Sam.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Oh, look at you, look at you.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- You think you're the bees' knees. - Clever.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22- Why don't you just buzz off?- Good one.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Have some honey.
0:06:24 > 0:06:29- That wasn't so good, that last one. - Was that not good?- No.- No, OK.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Remember, if he says, "You're Sam from Sam and Mark,"
0:06:32 > 0:06:35this is the quickest game in the history of quick games.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37It's not going to happen and you know that.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39You know, deep down inside, it won't happen.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- You trying to trash talk me? - I'm trash talking you, big time.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Well, it's not working.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Isn't it? How about now?
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- A little bit intimidating. - Is it working now?- Bit intimidating.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- Am I trash talking you big time? - Yeah.- I'm coming for you.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55All right. Well, don't come for me. Go to George's house.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- All right.- All right? Good luck.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01I'm nervous for him.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Hello, I'm sorry to bother you, mate.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11I am a beekeeper in the area
0:07:11 > 0:07:14and I seem to have lost some of my bees.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Not all of them, just some of them.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17If you happen to see any bees,
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- would you mind getting in touch with my company?- OK.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23We're actually called None Of Your Bees-ness.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25So, they usually fly in groups,
0:07:25 > 0:07:27so if you see them, just give us a call.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Thank you, mate. Bye, have a good day, mate. Bye.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Man. He didn't have a clue.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38APPLAUSE
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- I'm going to win this.- You're not.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Hey, who is your favourite character in EastEnders?
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Ian Bee-ale!
0:07:45 > 0:07:46LAUGHTER
0:07:46 > 0:07:48No, no, no! Is it, is it, is it...
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Bee-anca?
0:07:50 > 0:07:53LAUGHTER
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- I haven't got any more. - I haven't, either.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57With the scores one apiece,
0:07:57 > 0:07:59let's move on to Round Two. Pirates.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Can these two swashbucklers
0:08:01 > 0:08:04shiver the boys' timbers without getting recognised?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Ooh, arr! Who's a pretty boy? Certainly not Mark.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Looking good.- Thanks. - What's your parrot called?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11My parrot is called Felix.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Felix, brilliant. OK, here are the rules.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16You are a pirate.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19When James walks past, you have got to sing a pirate song that you
0:08:19 > 0:08:24can make up and then, after, you've got to make James say, "Oooh, arr!"
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Stop waving your sword. You broke your sword!
0:08:28 > 0:08:29He's broke his sword!
0:08:29 > 0:08:32SAM LAUGHS
0:08:32 > 0:08:34You're the worst pirate ever.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40I see him, Mark. Good luck.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Arr! To get past, you have to listen to my pirate song.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Come over here, me hearty!
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Listen to me song.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50# A pirate, pirate, pirate
0:08:50 > 0:08:52# A pirate in the sea
0:08:52 > 0:08:53# A pirate, pirate, pirate
0:08:53 > 0:08:55# I'm happy as can be. #
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Not the best song I've ever heard.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- You've got to say, "Ooh, arr!" Say "Ooh, arr!"- Ooh, arr.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02He got him to do it. Good.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Ooh, arr! I liked it, me hearties!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Off you go, see ya!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Hey-arr! Hey! Ha!
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Well done.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13APPLAUSE
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Yeah!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Oh, yeah! Yes. Yes.
0:09:17 > 0:09:22- Easy. In yer face, Sam Nixon. - OK, whatever.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23He didn't have a clue.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25So, Mark leads two-one.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Next to walk the plank, Blackbeard himself, Sam.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Well, hello there, Mr Johnny Depp. - Hi there, Mark. How are you?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- I'm fine and dandy cos I'm two-one ahead.- Yeah.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35MARK LAUGHS
0:09:35 > 0:09:37- Yeah, not for long. - Well, we shall see.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Stop stroking your parrot, get your head in the game.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42This parrot's better than Felix.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43- No. What's the name of it?- Ian.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Ian the parrot?- Yeah.- Brilliant.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Here they come. I can see him.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54- Ooh, arr!- Ooh, arr!
0:09:54 > 0:09:55I am a pirate searching for gold.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57When I find it, you will be told.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Ooh, arr!- Ooh, arr!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Louder!- Arr!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Arr! What about that? Ooh, arr!
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Ooh, arr!
0:10:05 > 0:10:06MARK GROANS
0:10:06 > 0:10:08On your way, matey!
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Oh, man, he ain't got a clue.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- I'm in deep trouble.- Ooh, arr!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14APPLAUSE
0:10:14 > 0:10:15What has happened to your beard?
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Listen.- Look at it!- Listen. - Look at that?
0:10:18 > 0:10:19- Has it come off?- Yeah. Big time.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21And he still didn't get me.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23I am the king of this game.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24So, that's two-all.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Round Three. Superhero.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30But will these two plonkers go from hero to zero?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33First up, it's Mark.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- What are you doing? - I'm flexing.- Right.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Here's what will happen. James will come towards you.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41You're a superhero, obviously, and you work for
0:10:41 > 0:10:46a comic book shop and you're doing a survey on different superheroes.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49You've got three questions. You need to ask him those questions
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- and if you get past that, job's a good 'un.- Easy.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Don't forget, if James says,
0:10:53 > 0:10:55"You are Mark from Sam and Mark," it's over.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58- He won't.- Here he comes. Good luck, don't mess it up.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Excuse me. I don't suppose you could help me for a few minutes?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Yeah, sure.- Cool.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07I work in a local superhero comic book store
0:11:07 > 0:11:10and we're just doing a short questionnaire.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Who's your favourite superhero?
0:11:11 > 0:11:14If there's such thing as TurtleMan I'll go with that.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Making up your own. I like that.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18TurtleMan.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22If you could invent a superpower, what would your superpower be?
0:11:22 > 0:11:23He's got no idea.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- I'm sensing a theme, that you like turtles.- Yes.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Power to create turtles.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Finally, what would your superhero name be?
0:11:36 > 0:11:39I'm thinking it'll be a turtle-related one.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40TurtleZilla.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43TurtleZilla? That's great. That's a great one. OK.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Can't believe he's getting away with it.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48All right, thanks. I'll put that in the records.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50See you. Cool.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53He's just got a mask on. This is ridiculous.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56APPLAUSE
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Ooh, hang about!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59'He's coming back, he's coming back!'
0:11:59 > 0:12:00SAM LAUGHS
0:12:00 > 0:12:02This could be it! This could be it!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04That's a good choice.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Are you Mark from Sam and Mark?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08CHEERING
0:12:08 > 0:12:10- I am indeed, mate.- Yes!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- How you doing? Are you all right?- Yeah.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Come here, mate.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16I've been playing a little game
0:12:16 > 0:12:18with you all day called In Yer Face.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21But little do you know that your mate George has had him
0:12:21 > 0:12:24doing exactly the same thing - Sam, over here.
0:12:24 > 0:12:29Which means, Sam Nixon, you might win In Yer face.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30It's looking good.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32So, the scores remain two apiece.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Next up is super Sam.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37You have to do exactly what I did with George.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39What, get caught?
0:12:39 > 0:12:40LAUGHTER
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Yes, very good. Excellent banter.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- You are wearing spandex.- I know.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- I think we're both losers on this one.- That's true.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- We're both losers here. - Good luck, mate.- Thanks, mate.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Excuse me! Sorry.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- Hi, mate. How old are you? Do you mind me asking?- Ten.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- Perfect. Do you mind if I ask some questions?- Yeah.- Brilliant.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Basically, I work in the comic book shop just over the road
0:13:05 > 0:13:08and we're just doing some research on superheroes, basically.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- You into superheroes? - Yes, I'm into comics.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- Brilliant. - I like comic art, as well.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14High-five. Nice one, perfect.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16OK, so who's your favourite superhero?
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- My favourite superhero is Green Lantern.- Amazing.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Now, if you could invent your own superhero,
0:13:21 > 0:13:23what superpower would you have?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27I would probably have mind reading,
0:13:27 > 0:13:29telepathy thing.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Mind reading. That's clever.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33And what would your superhero's name be?
0:13:35 > 0:13:36- Zylock.- Zylock?
0:13:36 > 0:13:37Zylock?
0:13:37 > 0:13:41- Amazing. And do you think this area needs a new superhero?- Yeah.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43- Yes, I think it does.- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45He's absolutely brilliant.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Would you have a sidekick?
0:13:47 > 0:13:50I mean, I think duos are the way to go, really, aren't they?
0:13:50 > 0:13:51Batman and Robin.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Batman and Robin. Ant and Dec.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55LAUGHTER
0:13:55 > 0:13:58All right, thank you very much. Nice to see you. Bye, mate.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59Unbelievable.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02APPLAUSE
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Oh, man.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Do you know what my superpower should be?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- Winning this game. - I am truly mortified.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12He's coming back, though. He's coming back.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Excuse me?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20It's just, sorry, you look like someone I know.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Really? Who's that?
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Like...Sam from Sam and Mark.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27That's interesting.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- George...- Yeah?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31I am Sam from Sam and Mark!
0:14:34 > 0:14:37LAUGHTER
0:14:38 > 0:14:42- Are you all right? - Got him, got him, got him!
0:14:42 > 0:14:45You remember this morning when a beekeeper knocked on your door?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Was that you?- That was me!
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- Was that seriously you? - That was me.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Also, do you remember this morning when you walked past a pirate?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- No way!- That was me.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56And obviously, it was me just then.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59And, what you don't know is that Mark has been playing this
0:14:59 > 0:15:02with your very good friend James.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Here he is right now. How you doing, mate?
0:15:06 > 0:15:08That's impossible!
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Lads, you have been playing In Yer Face today
0:15:10 > 0:15:14and I am happy to say that because you...
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- Oh, no, it's a draw, now, isn't it? - It's a draw.- No!- You've not won!
0:15:17 > 0:15:21- Oh, no!- But I'm happy to take the draw. I'm happy to take the draw.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- Nice work.- Well done.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26High fives all round for that. That was awesome.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30APPLAUSE
0:15:30 > 0:15:31A diplomatic draw, then.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33- A diplomatic draw.- Yeah.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Lads, I couldn't believe that.
0:15:35 > 0:15:40- You actually had no idea at all, all day.- Exactly.- No idea.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43At the end, as well, when we were doing the superhero questionnaire,
0:15:43 > 0:15:46- we were using our own voices and everything.- Exactly!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48What were you thinking?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50I had...
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I just didn't... If it was someone else, I would be like...
0:15:53 > 0:15:55- Embarrassed. - I would feel really stupid.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56LAUGHTER
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- Not as stupid as us two. - Yeah, exactly.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02- Guys, did you have fun?- Yeah! - Brilliant.- I've got to say,
0:16:02 > 0:16:04I think that was one of my favourite In Yer Faces...
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- I'm glad to hear it. - Good, you were awesome.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for George and James!
0:16:10 > 0:16:11- Brilliant.- Well done, lads!
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Now, it's time for a few more wind-ups.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18It's time to play The Prize Surprise!
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Round of applause.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22APPLAUSE
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- I like that, wahey!- Hey!
0:16:28 > 0:16:35- So, lovely Joy, have you any idea what's in store for you?- No.- No, OK.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39- So, no Joy there then. - Excellent. Excellent.- Word banter.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43We've heard that you're a massive fan of Hacker and Dodge.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Is that right?- Oh, yes, I am. - Excellent.- That's good to know.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Well, we've heard that you've got another favourite dog in your life.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53- Who is that?- Well, I have two dogs, Baxter and Bailey.
0:16:53 > 0:16:58Would you ever swap your dog with Hacker and Dodge?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- No, never.- Really?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Oh, OK, this is a little awkward.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06Cos if we go direct to the CBBC studio now,
0:17:06 > 0:17:09I think Chris is joined by someone very special.
0:17:09 > 0:17:10Oh, no.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Hello, everybody, you're watching the CBBC channel
0:17:13 > 0:17:14with Chris and Bailey.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Coming up, we've got loads of great shows like, go on,
0:17:17 > 0:17:18tell them what we've got coming up.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20LAUGHTER
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Come on, Bailey, you're supposed to work with me here, mate.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26OK, talk about the bins or Wigan or something, you know,
0:17:26 > 0:17:27something funny.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29LAUGHTER
0:17:29 > 0:17:33They never thought this through, did they? It doesn't work.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35And you've made a mess.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Hang on a minute. Hang on, I've just thought of something.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43If Bailey is there with Chris, that can only mean...
0:17:43 > 0:17:46You all right, cockers?
0:17:46 > 0:17:49APPLAUSE
0:17:49 > 0:17:52We've got to sort this out. It's Hacker and Dodge, everyone.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Come on, Joy.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58You two.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02- Are you Joy?- Yeah. Over here.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Oh, Joy, that's my second favourite emotion. After melancholy.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12Well, I guess if Bailey is with Chris, then these two,
0:18:12 > 0:18:16they're yours, joy. What do you think of that? Good?
0:18:16 > 0:18:17I don't know.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20I thought you were called Joy, not Misery.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21LAUGHTER
0:18:21 > 0:18:22Pipe down, you.
0:18:22 > 0:18:27- Pipe down, Hacker.- OK, listen, Hacker and Dodge, the game is up.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29We are going to have to swap you around, I'm afraid.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32- Can you give us the key to the CBBC office, please?- No.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34If only it was as simple as that, Sam and/or Mark.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38For we have put said key amidst this unexplained mud pit that
0:18:38 > 0:18:40stands before your very eyes.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Hey, why is it even here?
0:18:42 > 0:18:46And why is there a wall here? None of this makes any sense.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49We are actually going to give you the chance to win your dog back
0:18:49 > 0:18:53- and, more importantly, some prizes. Does that sound good?- Yeah.- Better.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55OK, I thought it might.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Well, hidden in this mud pit are four golden bones.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Now, for each one you find, you win a prize.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05But Hacker and Dodge have hidden a golden bone
0:19:05 > 0:19:09with a key attached to it. That's the key to their CBBC office.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Find that and you can get Bailey back.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Joy, we have also left you a dog egg in there.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17No, no, they haven't.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- Joy, are you up for the challenge? - Yes, I am.- That's great.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23- If you'd like to put your gloves on. - These are actually quite comfy.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Are they? Lovely.- That's one of the prizes.- Best of luck, Joy.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30You can get right in there in three, two, one. Get digging. Get in there.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33MUSIC: "Who Let The Dogs Out?" by Baha Men
0:19:33 > 0:19:35There's one, there's one.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Get in, get in.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40There is another one. Well done.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42# Who let the dogs out? #
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Get in there, start digging.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48Get over there, get over there. Get in there.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Keep going, keep going, keep going.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Dig a bit faster, dig a bit faster.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55- You can do this, Joy.- Come on.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Look somewhere else, look somewhere else.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00You've got two so far. Yeah!
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Keep going, keep going.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05We've still not found the one with the key to the CBBC office.
0:20:07 > 0:20:08KLAXON BLARES
0:20:08 > 0:20:12- Time's up.- Oh, man. - Come over here. Are you all right?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- Take your gloves off. You're all right.- Well done.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Let's see how many bones you've got.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19We managed to get one, two, three bones.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Which means you have won yourself three prizes.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Let's go over to Chris and see exactly what you just won.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30Well, Bailey, tell her what she's won.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31This is really not going to work.
0:20:31 > 0:20:36Joy, you have won a bunch of boy band goodies, all inside this bag.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38It is hefty, I can assure you.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41You have one of these rather snazzy shoes. Check it out.
0:20:41 > 0:20:47- And, best of all, you have won this tablet.- Oh, wow.- Yeah!
0:20:47 > 0:20:51- Bailey is so excited he's run off. Look at that.- Bailey's off.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54He's had enough of you, Chris, sorry, mate.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57But, unfortunately, you didn't find the key.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00So that means that Bailey has become the new face of CBBC.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01We'll see you next week.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03No, we can't have that, can we?
0:21:03 > 0:21:07Audience, do you think we should let Joy have Bailey back, yeah?
0:21:07 > 0:21:09ALL: Yes.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12- I think so too.- OK, that means the audience has spoken.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14So, Joy, you need to now go and get your prizes
0:21:14 > 0:21:17and go and get your dog, more importantly.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Wait there. She hasn't found the key so...
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Well, I had a spare one in my pocket the whole time.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24What a waste of time that was.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27There's the key, off you go, Joy. Off you go.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30APPLAUSE
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Bye, Joy.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Can I just say, to you two right now,
0:21:34 > 0:21:36you have caused so much trouble today?
0:21:36 > 0:21:39- I hope you're ashamed of yourselves.- Definitely. Listen,
0:21:39 > 0:21:42I think it's time that you guys went back to the CBBC office, all right?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Yeah, take the lift. BOTH: See you.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45LIFT BELL DINGS
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Haven't they been great sports? Ladies and gentlemen,
0:21:48 > 0:21:51please, put your hands together for Chris, Bailey and Joy
0:21:51 > 0:21:53and, of course, Hacker and Dodge as well.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55APPLAUSE
0:21:57 > 0:22:01Take one fake photo booth and one rubber snake
0:22:01 > 0:22:02and this is what you get.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- HISS! - Argh!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- HISS! - Ooh!
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Eek!
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- HISS! - Oh!
0:22:09 > 0:22:11- HISS! - Wah!
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- HISS! - Aaaaargh!
0:22:13 > 0:22:14LAUGHTER
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Oh, we are silly, aren't we?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Now, we are back with Marie and the cheerleaders
0:22:21 > 0:22:23and it's our turn to perform, as you can see.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26So, guys, what do we actually have to do?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29You're going to do some motions, you're going to do some jumps
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- and we are going to do a stunt at the end.- A stunt?- A stunt.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35We are going to keep an eye on you and see who's the best
0:22:35 > 0:22:38and who is going to win and give you a little bit of feedback as well.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42- OK, that's nice. Constructive criticism.- Or just criticism.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46- We'll probably get that as well. - Shall we get started then?- Yeah.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47OK, fantastic.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49MUSIC: "Live While We're Young" by One Direction
0:22:49 > 0:22:51# Yeah, we'll keep doing what we do
0:22:51 > 0:22:52# Just pretending that we're cool
0:22:52 > 0:22:54# So tonight
0:22:54 > 0:22:58# Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy till we see the sun
0:22:58 > 0:23:02# I know we only met but let's pretend it's love
0:23:02 > 0:23:06# And never, never, never stop for anyone
0:23:06 > 0:23:09# Tonight let's get some
0:23:09 > 0:23:11# And live while we're young. #
0:23:17 > 0:23:19CHEERING
0:23:27 > 0:23:31- Are you all right?- She's all right. - Points deducted for that, surely.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33No, no, no.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35OK, so, Marie, it's all down to you now.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38You are the official adjudicator. Who has won?
0:23:38 > 0:23:42I think, definitely, you had some amazing facials.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45- The girls said, I think, you were slightly off time.- Right.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Maybe slightly more on time.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50But when it came to stunts, I think Sam's were the best.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Our overall winner is Sam.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53CHEERING
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Never have I ever been so proud.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02So, that means it's a win for me
0:24:02 > 0:24:05and it's also a win for everyone who voted for me.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06Well done, guys.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10You get yourselves a no-expense- spared Big Friday Wind-Up toy
0:24:10 > 0:24:12coming your way. Excellent stuff.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Here's what the stars are saying about this
0:24:15 > 0:24:18series of Big Friday Wind-Up. Five, six, seven, eight.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19LAUGHTER
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Everybody's talking about us.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27When I heard these two guys have got a second series, I was like,
0:24:27 > 0:24:28"Are you serious?"
0:24:29 > 0:24:31The celebs love us.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33I can't stand the guys.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36- You didn't see their dance moves. - Phew.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39- Wind-Up.- It's where it's at.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40- I won't watch it.- No.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46APPLAUSE
0:24:46 > 0:24:48MUSIC: "Shut Up" by Amelia Lily
0:24:48 > 0:24:50# Shut up and give me whatever you got
0:24:55 > 0:24:57# Shut up and give me whatever you got
0:25:02 > 0:25:06# I'm trying
0:25:08 > 0:25:13# Oh, yes, my mind is playing tricks on me
0:25:13 > 0:25:16# It's the same as it's always been
0:25:16 > 0:25:22# Seeing things out the corner of my eye
0:25:22 > 0:25:25# Well, are you gonna be my guy?
0:25:25 > 0:25:28# Ooo-oo-oo-ooh, ooh
0:25:28 > 0:25:33# Waiting for a session and now we feel pressure
0:25:33 > 0:25:36# Ooo-oo-oo-ooh, ooh
0:25:36 > 0:25:40# Get some for the rest cos you'll never learn your lesson
0:25:40 > 0:25:42# You like it a lot
0:25:42 > 0:25:44# Shut up and give me whatever you got
0:25:44 > 0:25:46# I'm tired of waiting
0:25:46 > 0:25:48# Baby, can't you take it?
0:25:48 > 0:25:50# Oh, baby, you're falling apart
0:25:50 > 0:25:52# Falling in love while I'm breaking your heart
0:25:52 > 0:25:58# Oh, can't you take this crazy love, darling?
0:25:58 > 0:26:02# I'm trying
0:26:02 > 0:26:07# Oh, yes, my heart is blowing hot and cold
0:26:07 > 0:26:10# Sending lightning into my soul
0:26:10 > 0:26:16# Seeing things out the corner of my eye
0:26:16 > 0:26:18# So are you gonna be my guy?
0:26:18 > 0:26:22# Ooo-oo-oo-ooh, ooh
0:26:22 > 0:26:26# Waiting for a session and now we feel pressure
0:26:26 > 0:26:30# Ooo-oo-oo-ooh, ooh
0:26:30 > 0:26:34# Get some for the rest cos you'll never learn your lesson
0:26:34 > 0:26:36# You like it a lot
0:26:36 > 0:26:38# Shut up and give me whatever you got
0:26:38 > 0:26:39# I'm tired of waiting
0:26:39 > 0:26:42# Baby, can't you take it?
0:26:42 > 0:26:43# Oh, baby, you're falling apart
0:26:43 > 0:26:45# Falling in love while I'm breaking your heart
0:26:45 > 0:26:52# Oh, can't you take this crazy love, darling?
0:26:52 > 0:26:56# I'm trying
0:26:56 > 0:26:59# Oh, darling
0:26:59 > 0:27:02# I'm trying
0:27:05 > 0:27:09# Turn it up, turn it up, oh-oh
0:27:09 > 0:27:12# Show the girls what you got, oh-oh
0:27:12 > 0:27:16# To the right, to the left, oh-oh
0:27:16 > 0:27:20# Is that that best that I'm gonna get? Oh-oh
0:27:21 > 0:27:23# Oh-oh-oh, yeah!
0:27:25 > 0:27:28# Shut up and give me whatever you got
0:27:28 > 0:27:29# You like it a lot
0:27:29 > 0:27:31# Shut up and give me whatever you got
0:27:31 > 0:27:33# I'm tired of waiting
0:27:33 > 0:27:35# Baby, can't you take it?
0:27:35 > 0:27:37# Oh, baby, you're falling apart
0:27:37 > 0:27:39# Falling in love while I'm breaking your heart
0:27:39 > 0:27:45# Oh, can't you take this crazy love, darling?
0:27:45 > 0:27:49# I'm trying
0:27:49 > 0:27:53# Oh, darling Oh, darling
0:27:53 > 0:27:56# I'm trying
0:27:56 > 0:27:58# Shut up and give me whatever you got. #
0:27:58 > 0:28:00CHEERING
0:28:00 > 0:28:01Thank you.
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