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0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Wind me up, put me down

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Start me off and watch me go

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# It's easy! Once you know how it's done

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# You can't stop now, it's already begun... #

0:00:13 > 0:00:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:15 > 0:00:18'Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your hosts.

0:00:18 > 0:00:23'They're cheeky, they're chirpy and, most of all, they're cheap!

0:00:23 > 0:00:27'It's Sam and Ma-a-a-ark!'

0:00:27 > 0:00:29# The boys are back in town

0:00:29 > 0:00:30# The boys are back in town

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# I said the boys are back in town

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# The boys are back in town

0:00:39 > 0:00:42# The boys are back in town The boys are back in town

0:00:42 > 0:00:45# The boys are back in town The boys are back in town... #

0:00:45 > 0:00:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:48 > 0:00:51- BOTH: It's Friday!- Woah!

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Brilliant!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Ah! Good audience.- Good audience.

0:00:56 > 0:01:00This show's got more shocks in store than a pair of nylon underpants.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02ZZZZZTTTT!

0:01:02 > 0:01:06For example, tonight, someone here will see a member of their family

0:01:06 > 0:01:10disgrace themselves in public, but they don't know it yet.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13- And it could be any one of you! - AUDIENCE: Oooooh!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Let's do this thing!

0:01:20 > 0:01:23OK. Look at all these scared faces.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25I could be coming to talk to any one of you.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29- Now I am going to speak to Jake. Hello, Jake.- Hello.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31LAUGHTER

0:01:31 > 0:01:37- Now, Jake, I have heard that you have got a bit of an embarrassing dad. Is that true?- Extremely.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41- Is it true that he dresses up as a certain superhero?- Yes.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44- And what superhero is that? - Spider-man.- Spider-man!

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Eh, that's not too embarrassing, is it?

0:01:47 > 0:01:54We went to the cinema to watch Spiderman and he dared himself to go as Spiderman.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56- And did he do it?- Yes.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59And there he is!

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Oh, yeah!

0:02:01 > 0:02:05Jakey, baby, chips 'n gravy, where is your dad today?

0:02:05 > 0:02:09- He's at work.- Actually...- Ah! - No, he is at work, actually.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13We did try and get him into the studio but he was far too busy.

0:02:13 > 0:02:18But we can go live to him at work right now! Jamie, are you there?

0:02:18 > 0:02:20- Yes, I am.- Yeah!- Hi, Dad!

0:02:20 > 0:02:24Now I understand you've got a message for Jake.

0:02:24 > 0:02:29I just wanted to say sorry for all the times I've embarrassed you while wearing my Spiderman suit.

0:02:29 > 0:02:34I've decided it's time to hang up the suit and promise you I'm not going to wear it ever again.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37ALL: Aah!

0:02:37 > 0:02:41- That was lovely. Jake, that felt pretty heart-felt that. What do you reckon?- Yeah.

0:02:41 > 0:02:46- Do you reckon he's going to stand by his word?- Probably not. - Probably not! Ah!

0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Well, I hope he does. - Hang on! Hang on a minute!

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Who's that down there?

0:02:51 > 0:02:57Oh, no! It's CBBC super-villain Dr Inconceivable

0:02:57 > 0:03:00and he appears to have stolen someone's most treasured possession.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- Do you recognise it, Jake? - That's my guitar!- It's his guitar!

0:03:04 > 0:03:10- Oh, no!- There's only one man who can save us now! - I'm on my way.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Yeeeaah!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15# Spiderman, Spiderman

0:03:15 > 0:03:17# Does whatever a spider can

0:03:17 > 0:03:19# Spins a web, any size

0:03:19 > 0:03:21# Catches thieves, just like flies

0:03:21 > 0:03:26# Look out! Here comes the Spiderman!

0:03:26 > 0:03:27CRUNCH!

0:03:27 > 0:03:28BAM!

0:03:29 > 0:03:30WALLOP!

0:03:30 > 0:03:33CHEERING

0:03:33 > 0:03:34THUMP!

0:03:34 > 0:03:39# Hey there! There goes the Spiderman! #

0:03:39 > 0:03:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:03:42 > 0:03:44My hero!

0:03:44 > 0:03:50Ah! My hero. Give it up for Spider Dad aka Jamie, everybody!

0:03:50 > 0:03:54WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:03:54 > 0:03:59- Jake, what do you think about that? Your dad's a hero. - Well, I didn't expect that.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01LAUGHTER

0:04:01 > 0:04:04'Yes! Take a lift with some random members of the public.

0:04:04 > 0:04:09'Add one wind-up trumper. Pftt! And this is what you get. Pffftt!

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Pftt!

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Pfttt!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Pffffttt!

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Pffttt!

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Pfftt!

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Pftt!

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Pfffttt!

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Pffftttt!

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Pftt!

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Pftt!

0:04:27 > 0:04:28Pffftttt!

0:04:28 > 0:04:30SHE LAUGHS

0:04:30 > 0:04:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:04:32 > 0:04:35But, right now, let us introduce some friends of ours.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39Everybody in the Wind-Up audience please give it up for Jess, Molly and Rebecca

0:04:39 > 0:04:40and Jess's dad, Jamie!

0:04:40 > 0:04:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- Ah, how are you doing, girls?- Good.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Enjoying the show?- Yeah.- Excellent!

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Is it true that you're massive fans of...

0:04:52 > 0:04:54# Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! #

0:04:54 > 0:04:57- ..JLS?- Yes.- That's true? Excellent.

0:04:57 > 0:05:03We did actually about that and couldn't resist setting up a little prank using our hidden cameras.

0:05:03 > 0:05:08- Ho-ho! You know what it's like. - Altogether, look at camera three and say, "Run VT!"

0:05:08 > 0:05:10ALL: Run VT!

0:05:10 > 0:05:12So there's our Wind-Up actor Barry.

0:05:12 > 0:05:18He's pretending he works for JLS's security and he's got access to their entire backstage area.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Are you all right? - Cheers for sorting this out.

0:05:21 > 0:05:26And there they are, our massive JLS fans - Jess, Molly and Rebecca, along with Jess's dad, Jamie.

0:05:26 > 0:05:31He's in on the wind-up and he's pretending that he and Barry are old friends.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34- You look like you've swallowed a rugby ball!- Don't! I'm on a diet.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Right, I've got a surprise for you. Girls, you sit down.

0:05:37 > 0:05:42Which one of you is a JLS fan? All three?!

0:05:42 > 0:05:46I've got you access all areas tickets.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50I think those faces mean that the girls are pretty excited.

0:05:50 > 0:05:55So now Barry gets them to put on special backstage fleeces for security purposes.

0:05:55 > 0:06:00They contain hidden microphones so we can hear everything they say. The girls don't know that.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04Ladies and gentlemen, please stand-by. The tour is about to begin.

0:06:04 > 0:06:10The JLS secret tour. This is exclusive to you. We don't do it for anybody else. Follow me.

0:06:10 > 0:06:15Barry shows the girls the huge concert stage before taking them where no-one else gets to go.

0:06:15 > 0:06:20It's JLS's dressing room. Actually, it's their fake dressing room. But the girls don't know that.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24Sit down on the JLS sofa. This goes everywhere with them.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26EXCITED SQUEALS

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Eeeeeee!!

0:06:28 > 0:06:31So welcome to our inner sanctum. What do you think?

0:06:31 > 0:06:36- Ow!- Eh? What was that, Jess? - It's amazing.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Who's the biggest fan of the three of you. Why are you a fan of JLS?

0:06:39 > 0:06:44- I just love them.- But WHY? - Cos their music is really cool.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46- Right. That's a good answer. - And they're fit!

0:06:46 > 0:06:50- They're what?- They're fit. - They're fit?- Yeah!- I see.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- So what about you?- Both. - Both of them?- Yeah.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Good songs and FIT!

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- I see.- Can we wear their clothes then?- What?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01- No! - So we look like JLS.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Yeah.- Haaaa!

0:07:04 > 0:07:08- Now do you know what colour's whose? - Yes.- Which colour is Aston?

0:07:08 > 0:07:09ALL: Blue.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13- You're right. You can be... Who wants to be Aston?- Me! Me!

0:07:13 > 0:07:15- You can be Aston.- Yeah!

0:07:15 > 0:07:19- Who's green?- Marvin. - Well done. That was quick.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22- I wasn't listening! - Can you get it on over your jacket?

0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Who's red?- Oritse.- Very good.- JB.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29- Yeah! That's obvious!- Is he actually going to wear this?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Yeah, tonight he will. - Oh, my God!- Don't tell them!

0:07:32 > 0:07:36The girls actually think they're wearing the clothes that JLS will perform in tonight.

0:07:36 > 0:07:41- So let's crank things up a notch. Anyone for some JLS pants? - 'Ere put them on.

0:07:41 > 0:07:42LAUGHTER

0:07:42 > 0:07:45I'm going to take a photograph of you.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48I'm wearing Marvin's T-shirt! I'll probably get it sweaty.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52Ah, the girls are falling for this hook, line and sinker. Brilliant!

0:07:52 > 0:07:56Here, there's JB's. Now take a picture with your camera.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Come in the light. You can be the new JLS. Boy band acting!

0:08:00 > 0:08:05We've got the girls looking pretty silly in what they think is JLS's underwear.

0:08:05 > 0:08:11So now it's time to show them the band's pre-concert rituals, that we've, obviously, made up.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Do you know what a "rider" is?- No. - It's a wish list.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18Artists can have whatever you want in the dressing room.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22If you were a big star, what would you want in your dressing room?

0:08:22 > 0:08:24JLS.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25LAUGHTER

0:08:25 > 0:08:28- What would you want?- Sweets. - That's just what they want.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32They eat chocolate like there's no tomorrow, but it's not any old chocolate.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36It's made by a Swiss chef flown in specially for JLS.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Yeah, whatever you say, Barry!

0:08:38 > 0:08:43Then they do their warm-up. Crazy guys. Have one of these. See if you can taste the difference.

0:08:43 > 0:08:48Are you actually suggesting they eat JLS's chocolate?! Is that really a good idea, Barry?

0:08:48 > 0:08:51'Ere, I haven't got one!

0:08:51 > 0:08:54So they have their chocolate and then they do this. Do you know... # You make we wanna?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

0:08:56 > 0:09:00- # You make me wanna - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. #

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Do you know the moves?- No. The whole...

0:09:03 > 0:09:09- You go at the front, Jess. - But I can't...- You stand there. We're a boy band, right?

0:09:09 > 0:09:12That's one pretty strange-looking boy band.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! #

0:09:14 > 0:09:15Check out those moves!

0:09:15 > 0:09:19- # Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! - She makes me wanna

0:09:19 > 0:09:21# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! #

0:09:21 > 0:09:27Now they've mastered the moves, it's time for JLS's pre-gig warm-up routine.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29It's totally fake, of course.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33# You make me wanna bounce, bounce, bounce! Stop!

0:09:33 > 0:09:34# You make me wanna! #

0:09:34 > 0:09:39What do they look like, but they seem to be buying it. So, let's crack things up a notch?

0:09:39 > 0:09:43Barry, please introduce them to the infamous JLS vase.

0:09:43 > 0:09:48There's a story behind this. On the night they went to the X Factor,

0:09:48 > 0:09:50they were nervous, they didn't know what was going to happen.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53And Aston's mum went out and bought them some flowers.

0:09:53 > 0:09:59They didn't have a vase, so she found this vase. And they did so well that night, they came...?

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Second.- Second. And then they made a record.

0:10:02 > 0:10:07Aston just happened to have this in his bag when they made that record. And that record went to number...?

0:10:07 > 0:10:13- One.- One. So every concert they do, this has been in their dressing room.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16It's now priceless to JLS.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18So have a feel of that. Be careful with it.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22- Very nice vase.- Come and have a look at the other stuff.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25The show's changed a little bit from last time.

0:10:25 > 0:10:29Now just keep an eye on Dad. Remember, he's in on this.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!

0:10:31 > 0:10:34AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Just tripped.- Dear me! We'll have to get a dustpan and brush.

0:10:40 > 0:10:44Don't go near it. You'll cut yourself. I'll be back in a minute.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Did you really just do that? - I just tripped.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51You've broken their precious vase! Oh, my God, Dad!

0:10:51 > 0:10:55- I think I've broken my toe. - I feel so bad.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59You should feel bad. You're wearing JLS's clothes, you've eaten their special chocolate

0:10:59 > 0:11:02and now their precious vase is smashed and there's worse to come!

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Erm...

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Right. I've got some good news and some bad news.

0:11:09 > 0:11:15The good news is that JLS are here and are going to come in here now. No, listen!

0:11:15 > 0:11:19The trouble is, I don't have permission to be in here, Jamie.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22I'm sorry! I've lied to you. I think we should hide.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Because if they come in here, I'm going to lose my job. So just hide, quick, quick!

0:11:25 > 0:11:29Hide behind the table or something.

0:11:29 > 0:11:35Don't make a noise! My job's on the line! Ssh, ssh! Please! I'm so sorry, Jamie!

0:11:35 > 0:11:39Here come JLS and, remember, they're in on the wind-up, too.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43That journey was so long, man. I'm so tired.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47It's all good. Finally, innit?

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Where's the chocolates at?

0:11:50 > 0:11:53AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Who's been eating my chocolates?

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Someone's been trying on our clothes!

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Who smashed the vase?

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Where's the security guard?

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Someone's been in this room.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Come out, come out, wherever you are!

0:12:10 > 0:12:15Listen, I'm not a security guard. I came in cos I saw these four people in here.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19They've been trying your clothes on. The guy smashed your vase.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22They're down here!

0:12:22 > 0:12:26- Do you think that's funny? - One of them's the daughter. I've got photographs of them.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30- I've got photographic evidence that it was them!- It's not fair!

0:12:30 > 0:12:35- This is my favourite vase! And someone's taken all of our underwear! - They're wearing it!

0:12:35 > 0:12:37This has gone far enough.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40We're only joking, guys! It's all a wind-up.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up. You guys have just been smarked.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:12:46 > 0:12:48You all right?

0:12:51 > 0:12:53- So who smashed my vase? - That'll be me.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55- Hello.- Hello.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Are you all right?

0:12:58 > 0:13:03OK, so we've just wound up these guys good and proper. It's back to Sam and Mark in the studio.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Bless you!

0:13:08 > 0:13:11See your faces. You went, "Oooh!"

0:13:12 > 0:13:17So when did you first realise something wasn't quite right?

0:13:17 > 0:13:19- When my dad smashed the vase. - Really?- Yeah.

0:13:19 > 0:13:24Jamie, high five for your acting, my friend, because that was awesome!

0:13:24 > 0:13:28- When you've got it, you've got it. - When you've got it, you've got it, indeed!

0:13:28 > 0:13:32And, girls, what was it like coming face to face with your idols, JLS?

0:13:32 > 0:13:37- Amazing.- Amazing, yeah. Jess, you are the biggest fan. What did you think when you saw them in the flesh?

0:13:37 > 0:13:41- I didn't know if it was real. - ..Hysterically.- She what, sorry?

0:13:41 > 0:13:46- Giggling hysterically. - Really? Ah, well, it was amazing. - We are when we see them!

0:13:46 > 0:13:50Please, everybody, give it up for Rebecca, Jess, Molly and Jess's dad, Jamie.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:13:53 > 0:13:58But we've done with you, because now we're going to find some more victims. I mean, sports!

0:14:03 > 0:14:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:14:07 > 0:14:09- High five.- Bring it. Yes! - Nice to meet you, Savannah.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11So...

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Savannah, how are you feeling?

0:14:14 > 0:14:18- Surprised.- Now, you have no idea why you're here, do you?- No.

0:14:18 > 0:14:22- Well, Savannah, actually, it's about your mum, because...- Oh!

0:14:22 > 0:14:24LAUGHTER

0:14:24 > 0:14:29Now, we've heard that she's a bit of an attention seeker.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32- Would you agree with that?- Uh-huh.

0:14:32 > 0:14:38- And is it true that she makes home videos and stuff like that and puts them on the internet?- Mm-hm.

0:14:38 > 0:14:44- That must be really embarrassing. And it would be really embarrassing to show everybody, wouldn't it?- No!

0:14:44 > 0:14:49- Don't do that!- Please, don't! - I think we should. Are we going to see it?

0:14:49 > 0:14:50AUDIENCE: YES!

0:14:50 > 0:14:53- Let's take a look.- Oh, my...

0:14:54 > 0:14:58Hello. I'm Sharon. O-M-G!

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Aah-ha-ha!

0:15:03 > 0:15:06AUDIENCE: Ugh!

0:15:07 > 0:15:08Innit?

0:15:10 > 0:15:12It's quite crunchy.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Erm, I think I know what you're going to say.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26I'll ask you anyway. What did you think of that?

0:15:26 > 0:15:28..N'ugh!

0:15:28 > 0:15:30LAUGHTER

0:15:30 > 0:15:34- Now your mum's not here today, is she?- No.

0:15:34 > 0:15:38- No.- Well, we have actually tracked her down. She's in Manchester city centre.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42- Yeah.- And we can go live to her right now. Are you there, Sharon?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Mum!- Hello!

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Hello!- Hello. It's Sharon, everybody.- Hi, Mum.

0:15:48 > 0:15:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:15:53 > 0:15:55What is this?

0:15:58 > 0:16:01That's definitely a chicken costume. Yeah.

0:16:01 > 0:16:06Sharon, we are now going to make you do some really embarrassing things in public.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09And you better do them, because for each task that you complete,

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Savannah is going to win a prize.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15AUDIENCE: Oooh!

0:16:15 > 0:16:16Right.

0:16:16 > 0:16:21- All right, your first challenge is for this massive jar of sweets. - That's nice!

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Ooh! AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Savannah, I've only eaten a few of them.

0:16:26 > 0:16:30Sharon, we want you to sing a song in the style of a chicken.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31B'luck!

0:16:31 > 0:16:34- LAUGHTER - That'll do for me! Off you go!

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Brilliant!

0:16:37 > 0:16:39# B'luck-b'luck, b'luck-b'luck-b'luck!

0:16:39 > 0:16:43# B'luck-b'luck, B'luck-b'luck-b'luck!

0:16:43 > 0:16:46- # B'luck! B'luck! B'luck-b'luck B'luck-b-luck!- I know it!

0:16:46 > 0:16:48# B'luck-b'luck, b'luck-b'luck-b'luck

0:16:48 > 0:16:51# B'luck-b'luck B'luck-b'luck-b'luck

0:16:51 > 0:16:53# B'luck-b'luck-b'luck-b'luck! #

0:16:53 > 0:16:54Fantastic!

0:16:54 > 0:16:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:16:57 > 0:17:00There's your sweets, Savannah. We'll share them out later.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03- I'm thinking that was Bad Romance by Lady Gaga, yeah?- Yeah.

0:17:03 > 0:17:07OK, good, good. OK, your next prize, Savannah,

0:17:07 > 0:17:11- relates to your favourite group. Who might that be?- Ooh!

0:17:11 > 0:17:13LAUGHTER

0:17:13 > 0:17:15- One Direction.- Aaaaw!

0:17:15 > 0:17:21- Who's your favourite member of One Direction?- I don't have a favourite, but I have a soft spot for Louis.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24- Ah! Well, here he is! I'm only... - LAUGHTER

0:17:25 > 0:17:28What are you doing?

0:17:28 > 0:17:33- I'm sorry.- That is so mean!- That's why we call it Wind-Up, people!

0:17:33 > 0:17:36- I'm sorry.- It's so mean. - But, but...

0:17:36 > 0:17:41If your mum does get this next task right, you will win some One Direction goodies!

0:17:41 > 0:17:44AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

0:17:44 > 0:17:49But to win them, we are going to make Sharon eat something

0:17:49 > 0:17:53and it's up to our studio audience to decide what.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56- AUDIENCE: Aaaaw! - I thought you'd like that. - How evil do our audience look?

0:17:56 > 0:17:58LAUGHTER

0:17:58 > 0:18:02Well, will it be "A" - an extra hot chilli?

0:18:02 > 0:18:04AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

0:18:04 > 0:18:09Will it be "B" - a handful of crickets? The insects not the sport!

0:18:09 > 0:18:13Or "C" - I think I know what's coming. Both!

0:18:13 > 0:18:14OK?

0:18:14 > 0:18:19Studio audience, shout out your answer, A, B or C, now.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21AUDIENCE: C!

0:18:21 > 0:18:25- You bunch of meanies!- OK.

0:18:25 > 0:18:29It looks like it's going to be both. Savannah, any words of encouragement for your mum?

0:18:29 > 0:18:32- Do it for One Direction!- Yeaaah!

0:18:32 > 0:18:37- I'll do it! I'll do it!- OK, Sharon, Here we go. Eat that chilli!

0:18:37 > 0:18:39- Oh, wow!- Right. Yeah.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43- Remember, whatever you do, do not try this at home, OK?- It's silly!

0:18:43 > 0:18:45One chilli!

0:18:45 > 0:18:48- AUDIENCE: Ugh! - Eat it all!

0:18:48 > 0:18:52That's got indigestion written all over it!

0:18:52 > 0:18:55LAUGHTER

0:18:55 > 0:18:57- Have I got to swallow it?- Yeah.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Ooh!

0:19:00 > 0:19:02- Aagh!- Eat it!

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Aaaagh! Aaaggh!

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Quick! Aaagh! Quick!

0:19:10 > 0:19:14Go on, give her a drink! There we go. OK?

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Well done! That was the first one.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20OK. But... But...

0:19:20 > 0:19:23There was a second part of that challenge. Well done, Sharon.

0:19:23 > 0:19:28The next bit is, you need to eat a handful of crickets - the insect, not the sport!

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Here we go!

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Just that little handful.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36AUDIENCE: Ugh!

0:19:36 > 0:19:40- Peanuts! That's what they are! They're only peanuts. - No, they're not!

0:19:40 > 0:19:43LAUGHTER

0:19:43 > 0:19:45They're crickets.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48- LAUGHTER - Curry fried though, I think.

0:19:48 > 0:19:53- Congratulations, Sharon. - Yes, you have won all of those One Direction goodies for Savannah!

0:19:53 > 0:19:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Savannah and Sharon!

0:19:58 > 0:20:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:20:01 > 0:20:04BOTH: BRING ON THE TRUCK OF LIGHT!

0:20:04 > 0:20:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:20:07 > 0:20:10HORN HONKS

0:20:19 > 0:20:20OK!

0:20:20 > 0:20:25Now there is something inside this vehicle, other than Chimpy!

0:20:25 > 0:20:30And Mark and I have no idea what it is, but whatever it is, we just have to go with it.

0:20:30 > 0:20:34- Sam, I'm scared.- Don't be scared! Hold my hand. It's going to be all right.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37OK, Chimpy, reveal the mystery guest!

0:20:40 > 0:20:43It's Ashleigh and Pudsey, everybody!

0:20:43 > 0:20:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:20:47 > 0:20:51DRUM ROLL INTRO

0:20:51 > 0:20:56JAZZY DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:20:56 > 0:20:59AUDIENCE CLAPS IN RHYTHM

0:21:16 > 0:21:17Yeah!

0:21:38 > 0:21:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:21:43 > 0:21:46'Take one fake photo booth,

0:21:46 > 0:21:50'several members of our studio audience, a water pistol

0:21:50 > 0:21:53'and this is what you get!'

0:21:53 > 0:21:54Aagh!

0:21:56 > 0:21:58- Aaagh!- Aaagh!

0:21:58 > 0:21:59Aaagh!

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Aagh! Ugh!

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Ooh, my...! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Ashleigh, what exactly are we going to be doing?

0:22:08 > 0:22:12- Don't worry! You're not doing what me and Pudsey were doing. - Thank goodness for that!

0:22:12 > 0:22:15- You are going to be doing this lovely agility course here.- Right.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18- Let's meet your dogs. This is Paisley over here.- Good old Paisley!

0:22:18 > 0:22:21- Yawning there.- Yeah!

0:22:21 > 0:22:23- And then you've got Kiri.- Oh, hello!

0:22:23 > 0:22:29OK, so that is our challenge. But how do you lot think we'll do?

0:22:29 > 0:22:31You get it right, there is a prize in it for you!

0:22:31 > 0:22:35- AUDIENCE: Ooooh! - Even Paisley woke up for that!

0:22:35 > 0:22:40Each of you have two cards - a blue one, which is for me,

0:22:40 > 0:22:44- and a pink one, which is for Mark. - OK. Ooh, don't laff!

0:22:44 > 0:22:46So, please, make your decisions

0:22:46 > 0:22:49and raise your Sam and Mark cards now!

0:22:49 > 0:22:51AUDIENCE: Whooo!!

0:22:51 > 0:22:56- It's an even split, actually. - It's not too bad, actually. Even-stevens.- I'd say 50-50.

0:22:56 > 0:23:00- Yeah?- Yeah.- Nice.- Yeah, OK. - Am I going first then?

0:23:00 > 0:23:02- Yes, you're up first. Good luck. - Shall we come over here?

0:23:02 > 0:23:07- OK, let's go over here, mate. - Right. Sam, are you ready? - I'm ready!- OK.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Three, two, one, go!

0:23:09 > 0:23:13Come on! Come on! This way. Through here.

0:23:13 > 0:23:17Come on. Oh, this way! OK, through here!

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Shall I go through?

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Wait for me!

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Wait for me!

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Wait for me!

0:23:33 > 0:23:37Wait! Wait! Wait!

0:23:37 > 0:23:40Over here! Over here! Over here!

0:23:40 > 0:23:42No, this way! Come here!

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Over here! Over here! Jump, jump, jump!

0:23:53 > 0:23:54Jump, jump, jump!

0:23:58 > 0:24:00AUDIENCE: Yeeeaah!

0:24:00 > 0:24:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Good luck beating that, Mark!

0:24:09 > 0:24:13- You don't actually get extra points for going through the tunnel yourself.- What?

0:24:13 > 0:24:16And also, how am I going to get in there with this dog?

0:24:16 > 0:24:18OK, do want to come over here, Paisley?

0:24:18 > 0:24:21Paisley, over here. Good dog. Yeah!

0:24:21 > 0:24:25Right, three, two, one! Go!

0:24:25 > 0:24:29In between, in between. Go on, Paisley. This way! This way!

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Here, yeah!

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Oh, yes! Oh, he's going away!

0:24:34 > 0:24:36Paisley! Thank you.

0:24:36 > 0:24:40Come on! You like it, you like it! You love it! Yes!

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Through here. Jump, jump, jump!

0:24:42 > 0:24:43Yes!

0:24:43 > 0:24:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Well done! Yeah! Good, mate!

0:24:48 > 0:24:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:24:51 > 0:24:56- Very good! Very good!- What a brilliant dog you are, Paisley!

0:24:56 > 0:25:00OK, so I believe, I'm guessing... You're our guest judge so...

0:25:00 > 0:25:05- Yes.- Who do you reckon won that? And can I just say, that's a smashing blouse!

0:25:05 > 0:25:09- I'm sorry, Sam, but Mark is our winner.- Oh!

0:25:09 > 0:25:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:13 > 0:25:16- Can I just say, excellently played. - Thank you very much.

0:25:16 > 0:25:20And what a lovely, lovely dog. Thank you ever so much. Brilliant!

0:25:20 > 0:25:26So it's a win for me then and it's a win for everyone who voted for me!

0:25:26 > 0:25:32- Because you will all receive a no-expense spared Big Friday Wind-Up wind-up toy!- Yeah!

0:25:32 > 0:25:35AUDIENCE: Woooo!

0:25:35 > 0:25:38It's almost time to wind up the show,

0:25:38 > 0:25:41but not before we said thank you to everyone we've surprised tonight.

0:25:41 > 0:25:47Yeah, and, of course, a massive thank you to JLS and, of course, the lovely Ashleigh and Pudsey.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:49 > 0:25:54We'll see you next time. Playing us out it's Scouting For Girls. Take it away!

0:25:54 > 0:25:55- Aagh!- Oh!

0:25:55 > 0:25:59MUSIC: "Without You" by Scouting For Girls

0:25:59 > 0:26:01# I want you back

0:26:03 > 0:26:05# I want you back

0:26:05 > 0:26:08# And in my head

0:26:08 > 0:26:11# I keep my demons

0:26:11 > 0:26:13# You were the first

0:26:13 > 0:26:15# The first and last to see them

0:26:15 > 0:26:17# You saved me

0:26:17 > 0:26:18# And gave me

0:26:18 > 0:26:20# Everything I need

0:26:22 > 0:26:25# You brought me to my knees

0:26:25 > 0:26:29# Cos without you, without you

0:26:29 > 0:26:31# I might as well give up

0:26:31 > 0:26:34# Without you, without you

0:26:34 > 0:26:36# I know I'll mess it up

0:26:36 > 0:26:40# But I'm wide open, still hoping

0:26:40 > 0:26:42# This is just a dream

0:26:42 > 0:26:46# One day I'll wake up and you'll be

0:26:46 > 0:26:49# Lying next to me

0:26:49 > 0:26:51# La-la, la-la

0:26:51 > 0:26:53# La-la

0:26:55 > 0:26:59# Cos I know that love is a strange game

0:27:00 > 0:27:04# And I know that time don't heal all pain

0:27:05 > 0:27:08# But I'll just keep breathing

0:27:08 > 0:27:11# I'll just keep breathing

0:27:12 > 0:27:16# Until we meet again

0:27:16 > 0:27:19# La-la, la-la

0:27:19 > 0:27:20# La-la

0:27:20 > 0:27:23# Cos without you, without you

0:27:23 > 0:27:25# I might as well give up

0:27:25 > 0:27:28# Without you, without you

0:27:28 > 0:27:31# I know I'll mess things up

0:27:31 > 0:27:34# But I'm wide open, still hoping

0:27:34 > 0:27:37# This is just a dream

0:27:37 > 0:27:39# One day I'll wake up

0:27:39 > 0:27:41# And you'll be

0:27:41 > 0:27:43# Lying next to me

0:27:43 > 0:27:48- # And I know, I know we can make it - I know we can make it

0:27:48 > 0:27:53# Cos I know without you I'm waiting

0:27:54 > 0:27:59- # Cos I know, I know we can make it - I know we can make it

0:27:59 > 0:28:03# And I know I want you back

0:28:07 > 0:28:09# I want you back. #

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