Lilygreen and Maguire

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0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Wind me up, put me down

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Start me up and watch me go

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# It's easy Once you know how it's done

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# You can't stop now It's already begun. #

0:00:14 > 0:00:16APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:16 > 0:00:19Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together

0:00:19 > 0:00:22for the duo that need no introduction,

0:00:22 > 0:00:24but I'm going to do it anyway.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27It's Sam and Mark!

0:00:27 > 0:00:29CHEERING

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Hello, hello, hello!

0:00:34 > 0:00:36MARK LAUGHS

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# The universe will never be the same

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# I'm glad you came

0:00:40 > 0:00:42# I'm glad you came. #

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Oh! I'm so unfit. Welcome to the weekend!

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Yes, and welcome to the Big Friday Wind-Up.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56CHEERING This is where it's at.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59Do not dare move a muscle, because if you do,

0:00:59 > 0:01:03you may miss out on someone getting the chance to foam their dad.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05And you may miss out on seeing what happened

0:01:05 > 0:01:08when Mark and I took our wind-ups on the road

0:01:08 > 0:01:10to surprise some of our viewers.

0:01:10 > 0:01:11I'm meant to be getting married.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15I can't believe this is happening, it's my wedding day!

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Here comes Yannis. Your word is...

0:01:19 > 0:01:21sausage.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:01:24 > 0:01:27- Oh, yeah. It's good on this show. - It really is.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Just when you thought we had nothing else left to give,

0:01:29 > 0:01:32we've got a fantastic new pop group, Lilygreen And Maguire,

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- performing right here.- Yeah!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36CHEERING

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Very talented lads, looking forward to that.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42Now, let's get this party started. Audience, are you sat comfortably?

0:01:42 > 0:01:45AUDIENCE: Yes!

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Well, that won't be for long,

0:01:47 > 0:01:50because we are about to reveal a few little secrets about you.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Audience, we're coming to get you!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00This is the part of the show

0:02:00 > 0:02:02where everybody stays facing forward

0:02:02 > 0:02:04because they don't want me to come to...

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Look at you!

0:02:08 > 0:02:14OK. I am now going to come and speak to...

0:02:14 > 0:02:16you, Joe.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Hiya, Joe, are you all right?

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Sorry, can I just get by a little bit? Thank you very much.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24I might just come and sit on your knee, is that all right? Lovely.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- How are you doing, Joe, are you all right?- I'm good.- Good.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Now, for what possible reason do you think

0:02:29 > 0:02:31I have come and sat next to you?

0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Is it my dad dancing? - Oh! Interesting!

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Interesting! It is about your dad, actually.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Because we have heard on the grapevine

0:02:38 > 0:02:40that your dad is a little bit embarrassing.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43So what kind of things does he dance to?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Well, he dances to all these classic...

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Like the classic rock stuff.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51When he goes to parties it's just so embarrassing watching him dance.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Really? You say classic rock stuff,

0:02:54 > 0:02:57now, we've heard that your dad modelled himself

0:02:57 > 0:02:59on a particular pop star when he was younger.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00Can you think who that might be?

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- Oh, yeah, George Michael. He really likes him.- Really?

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Well, actually we've got a picture of your dad

0:03:06 > 0:03:09looking a bit like George Michael. Let's take a look.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11LAUGHTER

0:03:11 > 0:03:14There he is. There he is!

0:03:14 > 0:03:16That's what George Michael used to look like.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20Now, in case any of you guys at home can't remember George Michael,

0:03:20 > 0:03:21or don't know what he's like,

0:03:21 > 0:03:24well, we are going to give you a little bit of a reminder right now.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28Ladies and gentlemen, bring on Joe's dad!

0:03:28 > 0:03:32MUSIC: "Faith" By George Michael

0:03:34 > 0:03:37# I've gotta have faith

0:03:37 > 0:03:42# I've gotta have faith, faith, faith I've gotta have faith, faith, faith

0:03:42 > 0:03:46# Baby, I know you're asking me to stay... #

0:03:46 > 0:03:50AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG

0:03:50 > 0:03:53# Oh, I gotta have faith

0:03:53 > 0:03:56# I've gotta have faith, faith, faith

0:03:56 > 0:03:59# I've gotta have faith, faith, faith! #

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Yeah!

0:04:00 > 0:04:02CHEERING

0:04:02 > 0:04:06Come here, George. What an absolute legend.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Please, give it up for Joe's dad, everyone!

0:04:09 > 0:04:12APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:04:12 > 0:04:15That was amazing. Joe was actually crying with laughter.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- How was that for you, Joe? - Very embarrassing.- I'll bet it was.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Don't worry, because now is your chance

0:04:21 > 0:04:22to get your own back on your dad

0:04:22 > 0:04:24for doing that to you on the television.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27I can't believe you did that! Joe, come with me,

0:04:27 > 0:04:30because it's time to play Dad On A Wheel. Come on, Joe.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:04:33 > 0:04:37Spin that dad and make him squeal. Come on, Sam!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39ALL: Spin that wheel!

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Here we go!

0:04:52 > 0:04:55SHOUTING AND CHEERING

0:04:55 > 0:04:57- Wait there one second. - On the first one, a foaming!

0:04:57 > 0:05:02OK, lads, you know what to do. In three, two, one, foam him!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05CHEERING

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Stop the foaming!

0:05:10 > 0:05:13I've got it all over my suit, man!

0:05:13 > 0:05:17- Dad, how are you feeling? - Feeling good.- Feeling good.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- OK, are you ready for your second spin?- Let's have some more.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21OK, here we go!

0:05:39 > 0:05:45I can't believe it! It's landed on foam again. Double whammy!

0:05:45 > 0:05:50- Good luck, mate.- All right, lads. In three, two, one, foam him!

0:05:50 > 0:05:52CHEERING

0:05:56 > 0:06:00- Got him!- Stop the foaming, stop the foaming.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02200% polyester, Sam's suit!

0:06:02 > 0:06:06How dare you(!) Shall we try and get a prize?

0:06:06 > 0:06:08- Yeah, let's do it. - OK, here we go with the final spin.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29It's a hat-trick. It's a hat-trick!

0:06:29 > 0:06:32I don't think we've got enough foam!

0:06:32 > 0:06:33LAUGHTER

0:06:33 > 0:06:38OK. For the third and final time, in three, two, one, foam him!

0:06:39 > 0:06:42CHEERING

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Yay!

0:06:45 > 0:06:48So that means that at the end of Dad On A Wheel,

0:06:48 > 0:06:51you didn't win any prizes and you got three foamings.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52I can't believe it.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Well, you certainly got your own back there, mate. Did you have fun?

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Yes.- You look like you did.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Let's hear it for Joe and his dad, everyone. Well done!

0:07:04 > 0:07:06APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Yes.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Tell you what, it's the show that just keeps on giving,

0:07:11 > 0:07:14but right now, let us introduce you to some friends of ours.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18Ladies and gentlemen, go wild for Aris, Sophia and Yannis!

0:07:18 > 0:07:22- CHEERING - Hello, guys.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24- How you doing, you all right? - Fine, thanks.- Good.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28It's nice to see you. Now, you guys, more than anyone else here,

0:07:28 > 0:07:31know that no-one is safe, don't you?

0:07:31 > 0:07:35- Yeah.- Tell us why. - Well, it was one day in the summer.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37You met us and we didn't know it was you.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39You had quite a good disguise, actually.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43- Thank you very much for saying that. - Nobody's ever said that before.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45- No.- Yes, indeed. Sam and I, we visited your town

0:07:45 > 0:07:48and we played a little game called In Your Face.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52And we did that for the whole day without you trying to recognise us.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Yes. And all we had to help us was an array of disguises.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Shall we see what happened, guys?

0:07:57 > 0:07:59ALL: Yeah!

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Yannis, if you want to do the honours, right down Camera Three.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Run VT.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Another quiet, sleepy day in Cheshire...

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Until we showed up.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15HORN BEEPS

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Welcome to another edition of In Your Face.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27But there's a twist, because this week's In Your Face

0:08:27 > 0:08:30involves not one, not two, but three people.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32- Which three?- These three.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33I'm taking Yannis...

0:08:33 > 0:08:36And I'm taking his younger brother and sister, Aris and Sophia.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40Hang on a second, that means I've got twice the chance of getting caught.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Aw, that's a shame(!) Good luck, mate.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44The aim of the game is not to get recognised.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48And we've got lots of costumes and cunning disguises to help.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50And whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52But if they uncover our true identity

0:08:52 > 0:08:56and make a positive ID right in our faces, then it's game over.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00Let's get this contest started by playing round one, Milkman.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04Will Sam and Mark be able to milk it for all it's worth,

0:09:04 > 0:09:06or will they lose their bottle?

0:09:07 > 0:09:11- First up, it's Milkman Mark.- I'll have a pint of skimmed, please, mate.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15- So, round one, how you feeling? - Not nervous at all.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18You know, I've got me grey sideburns, I've got me tache.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Hey, job's a good 'un. - OK, here's the rules for round one.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23You're going to pull up your little milk float

0:09:23 > 0:09:26and then Yannis is going to come down the street.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- You need to ask Yannis for directions to house number 64.- Yeah, cool.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Don't forget, mate, if Yannis says you're Mark from Sam and Mark

0:09:32 > 0:09:34it's game over at the first hurdle.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Game on.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Excuse me, mate,

0:09:41 > 0:09:44I don't suppose you know where number 64 is round here, do you?

0:09:44 > 0:09:50- Erm, 64?- Yeah.- No, not really. - Do you not?- No.- On this road.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54- You remind me of someone. - 'He is definitely suspicious.'

0:09:54 > 0:09:57I've just... I've been working this street for about three years,

0:09:57 > 0:09:58so I don't know.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02- Ah.- Number 63, on this road.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Yeah, I think it's either... I think it's down there.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07- He's so suspicious.- All right.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10All right. Cheers, mate. Thanks very much. I'll try and risk it.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11HE LAUGHS

0:10:11 > 0:10:17That was a close call, Mark.

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Ho-ho-ho!

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- You are treading on thin ice, my friend.- Serious.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25The first thing he said to me, he said, "You remind me of someone."

0:10:25 > 0:10:27And I was like, "Where do you go from there?"

0:10:27 > 0:10:31- "Do you want a bottle of milk?" - 1-0 to Mark. Next up - Sam.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Samski.- Hello. - Looking good as a milkman.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37- Thanks, man.- I want you to do some milkman banter.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39- What kind of milkman banter? - Whistle a jolly tune

0:10:39 > 0:10:41while they're walking towards you.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45- I'm going to whistle the Wind-Up theme tune.- Are you crazy?

0:10:45 > 0:10:49- That's silly.- That's how daring I am.- Ooh!- All right, well, good luck.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50Thank you.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Sam, they are coming, they are coming now.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02HE WHISTLES WIND-UP THEME TUNE

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Do you know where number 64 is?

0:11:05 > 0:11:09- Probably down there.- Down there? Nice one. Cheers, mate, cheers.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Down there.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Cheers, nice one, mate. Cheers. HE WHISTLES

0:11:15 > 0:11:17I think he's very suspicious.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22He is definitely suspicious.

0:11:22 > 0:11:23He's looking back towards you.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Well done, mate.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36- Two, two people!- Yeah, I know.- No-one recognised me. You, just the one.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Sophia was running towards you.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41I thought she was coming out, "I want some milk. I want some milk."

0:11:41 > 0:11:43I thought she was going to take me out.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45- Look what I got us.- Nice!- All right!

0:11:45 > 0:11:47So, Sam pulls it back to 1-1.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51Let's move on to round two - Fitness Fanatic.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54They really do wear some ridiculous stuff.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Will they get away with this one? Let's get physical and find out.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01OK, Mark, round two. Are you ready and raring to go?

0:12:01 > 0:12:04- Fit and raring to go, my friend. - OK. I like it.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07The rules for this one - Yannis is going to be walking in the park.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11You need to run by him and then you also need to say a word, which

0:12:11 > 0:12:15I will give to you in your ear at an appropriate time.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17I'm a little bit nervous about the word cos I'll be

0:12:17 > 0:12:20speaking like an American guy.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22- Nice.- Let's do this.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Here comes Yannis. Your word is "sausage".

0:12:33 > 0:12:37- Hey, man.- Hi.- How you doing? How's this weather turning out?

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Pretty good, huh? Yeah? Cool.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44A bit like a big breakfast, like sausage and mash or something.

0:12:44 > 0:12:45There, he said it.

0:12:49 > 0:12:55- Now you're talking!- Oh, man! I can't believe he didn't get you.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57- And I even got sausages in there. - I know.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59I said breakfast, sausage and mash, though,

0:12:59 > 0:13:01- I don't know whether that's going to work.- Hey, why not?

0:13:01 > 0:13:04- There's always time for sausage and mash.- Do you want any now?- No.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08Hey, I could just eat sausage and mash. Anyway, Mark goes 2-1 up.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12- Next it's Sam.- Samski, looking good, mate. Wow, big muscles.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Is that getting in the way? Let me know if that's getting in the way.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19- No, it's all right.- Are you sure, cos it's pretty big?- Positive.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Don't give it the big 'un cos then I'll give you a really hard word

0:13:22 > 0:13:24- to get in.- Oh, OK. Fair enough.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32The word that I want you to get into the conversation is...aeroplane.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39- Come on. Got to get fit. - They're just laughing at him.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42On an aeroplane tomorrow, going to Tenerife!

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Whoo!

0:13:45 > 0:13:47That wasn't a conversation.

0:13:47 > 0:13:51He just shouted at them in a really bad Brummie accent.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57I'm getting on a plane, going to Tenerife.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Come on, we're going to Tenerife. - Are we?- Yeah. Let's go!

0:14:00 > 0:14:03- You know what's next, don't you? - What?- We're dressing up as women.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05I've got a good feeling about this.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08- Yeah, you look good as a woman, I don't.- Ha-ha!

0:14:12 > 0:14:14So, that's 2-2.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Will Sam and Mark's damsel-in-distress act

0:14:19 > 0:14:20get them to church on time?

0:14:20 > 0:14:22First up, it's Mark.

0:14:22 > 0:14:28- Well, you are the most beautiful bride I have ever seen.- Oh, get off.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31I particularly like the chest hair and beard.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Don't try and sweet-talk me, I still want to win.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36OK, here are the rules, man. You are a lost bride.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38You are late for your wedding.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41Yannis is going to be coming down the street, so when you see him,

0:14:41 > 0:14:45you could tell him and you can make up any excuse that you like.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Anything? - Anything that you like, mate.

0:14:51 > 0:14:58Oh, no. Oh, no. What am I going to do? What am I going to do?

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Excuse me, do you know any taxi numbers, please?

0:15:01 > 0:15:06- I'm late for my wedding.- Sorry, I don't know.- I'm late for my wedding.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09I was supposed to be there at four o'clock

0:15:09 > 0:15:12- and I'm already 15 minutes late. - I'm sorry I can't help you.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14- Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm so sorry.

0:15:14 > 0:15:18Do you think it is a sign that he does not love me any more?

0:15:18 > 0:15:23- I don't know. I don't know him. - His name is Sam.- Sam?- Hang about.

0:15:23 > 0:15:27- Yes...- Say it, please.- Are you sure you don't know any taxi numbers?

0:15:27 > 0:15:33- No, sorry, I don't know.- Say it! - Sorry.- Oh, man!

0:15:33 > 0:15:35- Anybody know any taxi numbers? - Ridiculous.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Look at your chest, your hairy chest! And your beard!

0:15:42 > 0:15:46- Well, you're in the final.- I am in the final. You're not yet.

0:15:46 > 0:15:52Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Here you go.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56After that Oscar-winning performance, Mark leads

0:15:56 > 0:16:003-2, so the pressure is now a firmly on Samantha.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01Well, well, well.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04I think you are selling yourself a bit short there,

0:16:04 > 0:16:08- I think you look like a lovely bride.- Don't you patronise me.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Yes, you look awful.- I can't believe you've got through there.

0:16:11 > 0:16:15- The pressure is on now.- Remember, if you get caught, I'm the winner.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17I know. I know.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Best acting, come on.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Excuse me, I don't suppose you've seen a wedding car down there,

0:16:25 > 0:16:30- have you?- No.- I can't believe this. I am meant to be getting married.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32The car was meant to be here at half-past.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35- You have not seen one at all?- No. - I can't believe this.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Do you think this is a sign that I should not be marrying him?

0:16:38 > 0:16:42I can't believe this is happening, it's my wedding day!

0:16:42 > 0:16:47- I'm sorry, love. I'm sorry, love.- Oh, no!

0:16:53 > 0:16:58Fancy a trip to the final together? Yes! Oh, eh?

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Wow, you are one ugly woman!

0:17:02 > 0:17:06So, Sam has levelled it up at 3-3. Time for the decider.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Round four - Lucky Dip.

0:17:09 > 0:17:13Both lads must choose one item from the mystery box of disguises.

0:17:13 > 0:17:18Mark draws a bandanna. And Sam has got a comedy beard.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19Now they're off to the ice rink

0:17:19 > 0:17:23and whoever remains unidentified for the longest, is the winner.

0:17:23 > 0:17:29Break a leg, chaps. So, here we go.

0:17:33 > 0:17:37Sam closes in on Aris and Sophia. What is Mark doing here?

0:17:37 > 0:17:42- Yes, we have a positive identification from Yannis.- Mark.

0:17:47 > 0:17:48Now, what is Sam up to?

0:17:48 > 0:17:50He has won the game because Mark got spotted first,

0:17:50 > 0:17:53so he is just having a bit of fun, really.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Are you all right?

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Yes, yes, they've got him.

0:18:00 > 0:18:01He is our winner.

0:18:06 > 0:18:12- Woo-hoo! - I know we made truly beautiful women

0:18:12 > 0:18:15but I can't believe you didn't get us as brides. We had beards!

0:18:15 > 0:18:16We really did.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Thank you very much, guys. You've been great sports.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Give it up one more time for Aris, Sofia and Yannis.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28- Hey, look who we have here. - Hey, you know when you grow up,

0:18:28 > 0:18:30you're going to be a fistful of fun.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Finger Of Fun, don't grow up too fast, will you?

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Time just goes too fast, you want to stay young while you can,

0:18:36 > 0:18:38I'll tell you that for free.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Stop it now. Finger Of Fun, find us someone.- Go!

0:18:47 > 0:18:49# Who is it going to be?

0:18:51 > 0:18:54# Who is it going to be? Not you... #

0:18:54 > 0:18:58- It might be you.- Wow! It could be...

0:18:58 > 0:19:01# Who is it going to be? Not you. #

0:19:03 > 0:19:08Oh... OK. All right.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11The Finger Of Fun has made up its mind.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15- What are your names, please? - Kia and Kerry.

0:19:15 > 0:19:19Excellent. I bet you're itching to find out what's in store for you,

0:19:19 > 0:19:22- aren't you, girls?- Yes. - They looked petrified.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26Get yourselves down here because it's time to play Prize Surprise.

0:19:26 > 0:19:27Come on down.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39- Welcome to the show, Kia and Kerry. Are you all right?- Yes.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42Excellent. You look a bit nervous, don't be nervous.

0:19:42 > 0:19:46- Have you got any guesses of why you've been picked?- No.- OK.

0:19:46 > 0:19:50Well, it's actually to do with your love of a particular animal.

0:19:50 > 0:19:54Some people love cats, some people love dogs.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58- What animal do you love, girls? - Rhinos.- Rhinos!

0:19:58 > 0:20:00What is it that you love about rhinos so much?

0:20:00 > 0:20:05They are just so cool and they are like unicorns but they're just big.

0:20:05 > 0:20:09- You do know that unicorns don't exist, don't you?- But rhinos do.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12- That is true. She's got you there. - She has so got me there.

0:20:12 > 0:20:16What have you done to show your love for rhinos?

0:20:16 > 0:20:21- We wrote a song at school.- You did what, sorry?- You wrote a song?

0:20:21 > 0:20:26- Why did you say that? - Why did you say that, Kerry?

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Does that song sound something like this?

0:20:29 > 0:20:33# Did you know that I really love rhinos?

0:20:33 > 0:20:39# Oh, did you that I really love them? #

0:20:39 > 0:20:41- Wow!- Brilliant. Very good.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48I am impressed, girls. Lyrical genius. That is one catchy song.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51Yes, you are through to boot camp.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54It is so catchy, I've heard a few other people singing it.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58- I say people, I meant celebrities.- Indeed.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01It would seemed that rhino fever is sweeping the nation

0:21:01 > 0:21:04and anyone who is anyone is getting in on the act.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07If I said I've heard JLS are fans of it,

0:21:07 > 0:21:11- One Direction are fans of it, would you believe me?- No.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15- I'm about to cry!- Don't cry.

0:21:15 > 0:21:19But you'd better believe what Mark is talking about. Check this out, girls.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you The Rhino Song.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26# Oh, did you know that I really love rhinos?

0:21:26 > 0:21:30# Oh, yes, did you know that I really love them?

0:21:30 > 0:21:33# Boom-ba, doom-ba doom-ba, doom-ba

0:21:33 > 0:21:36# I can remember when I saw my first rhino

0:21:36 > 0:21:39# Oh, I screamed and cried

0:21:39 > 0:21:41# With happiness. #

0:21:44 > 0:21:47That is hilarious!

0:21:47 > 0:21:50Masterpiece right there. Number One. Number One.

0:21:54 > 0:21:59Girls, we may be looking at a number one... Top Ten, anyway.

0:21:59 > 0:22:03- What do you think of that? That was good, wasn't it?- Yeah.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06You're just giggling.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08We've come to the part of the show where the only thing

0:22:08 > 0:22:11we've come to expect is the unexpected.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Yes, this is the part of the show that gives us sleepless nights

0:22:13 > 0:22:16and makes me wish that I had my teddy bear Barney.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19- I think you have said a little bit too much.- I agree.

0:22:19 > 0:22:23It's time for us to say, bring on the Truck Of Luck!

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Inside this vehicle there is something waiting for us,

0:22:40 > 0:22:42but Mark and I have no idea what it is,

0:22:42 > 0:22:45but whatever it is, we just have to go with it.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49Here we go. Mystery guest, please reveal yourself.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:22:54 > 0:22:55Oh, no.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Wow. My goodness.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07BOTH: Wa-hey!

0:23:07 > 0:23:11OK, now it's our time to prove ourselves. Let's get started, then.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12Here we go...

0:23:12 > 0:23:16MORRIS DANCING MUSIC

0:23:16 > 0:23:19AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG

0:24:02 > 0:24:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Tony, it's all down to you to decide who won.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Well done. It was almost too close to call...

0:24:12 > 0:24:14I was very impressed.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18Sam, your footwork left nothing to the imagination...

0:24:18 > 0:24:20LAUGHTER

0:24:20 > 0:24:23- ..and your prowess with a stick was absolutely mind-boggling.- Thank you.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26It was a bit shaky at first, then you really got to grips with it.

0:24:26 > 0:24:30So it's very difficult to say, but I think, on balance,

0:24:30 > 0:24:32I'm going to give the palm to...

0:24:34 > 0:24:37- ..Mark. - CHEERING

0:24:37 > 0:24:42Whoa! Yeah! Thank you!

0:24:42 > 0:24:46- Thank you very much. Thank you very much.- Yeah! All right!

0:24:47 > 0:24:50- DRAMATIC MUSIC - Everybody loves us...

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Sam and Mark, kids love them, but I'm not a kid.

0:24:55 > 0:24:59- Everybody knows us...- They were great in the bungalow, weren't they?

0:24:59 > 0:25:01- No, that was Dick and Dom. - Was it? Oh.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Everybody wants to be us...

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Sam and Mark? Didn't they used to be singers?

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Thank goodness they gave that up.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11- He's Sam.- He's Mark. - We're kind of a big deal.

0:25:15 > 0:25:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:16 > 0:25:19We'll see you next time, but before we go, playing us out,

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Lilygreen And Maguire. Take it away, lads. See you!

0:25:22 > 0:25:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:24 > 0:25:26# Last night

0:25:26 > 0:25:31# Was it the best or worst of your life

0:25:31 > 0:25:36# Never again It's not happening tonight

0:25:36 > 0:25:40# At least that's what we say in the morning

0:25:40 > 0:25:43# Till we do it one more time

0:25:43 > 0:25:45# Turn it up

0:25:45 > 0:25:49# Cos every night, we get on it

0:25:49 > 0:25:52# You can't deny

0:25:52 > 0:25:54# When the sun comes up

0:25:54 > 0:26:01# We'll say goodbye, then get on it One more time

0:26:01 > 0:26:04# Turn it up, go who-oa

0:26:04 > 0:26:06# Who-oa

0:26:06 > 0:26:09# On it

0:26:09 > 0:26:10# One more time

0:26:10 > 0:26:13# Wake up

0:26:13 > 0:26:18# I can't believe it's happened again

0:26:18 > 0:26:20# You blame it on your stupid friends

0:26:20 > 0:26:25# The same excuses but you can't fight

0:26:25 > 0:26:30# One more party, one more time

0:26:30 > 0:26:32# Turn it up

0:26:32 > 0:26:36# Cos every night, we get on it

0:26:36 > 0:26:38# You can't deny

0:26:38 > 0:26:41# When the sun comes up

0:26:41 > 0:26:46# We'll say goodbye, then get on it

0:26:46 > 0:26:47# One more time

0:26:47 > 0:26:50# Turn it up, go who-oa

0:26:50 > 0:26:52# Who-oa

0:26:52 > 0:26:55# On it

0:26:55 > 0:26:57# One more time

0:26:57 > 0:26:59# Turn it up, go who-oa

0:26:59 > 0:27:02# Who-oa

0:27:02 > 0:27:04# On it

0:27:04 > 0:27:07# One more time

0:27:07 > 0:27:09# You kill me one more time

0:27:09 > 0:27:11# Here we go now, one more time

0:27:11 > 0:27:14# Here we go now, one more time

0:27:14 > 0:27:16# Here we go now, one more time

0:27:17 > 0:27:20# The same excuses

0:27:20 > 0:27:22# But it's all right

0:27:22 > 0:27:28# One more party, one more time Yeah

0:27:28 > 0:27:32# Turn it up, cos every night

0:27:32 > 0:27:34# We get on it

0:27:34 > 0:27:36# You can't deny

0:27:36 > 0:27:39# When the sun comes up

0:27:39 > 0:27:41# We'll say goodbye

0:27:41 > 0:27:44# Then get on it

0:27:44 > 0:27:46# One more time

0:27:46 > 0:27:48# Turn it up, go wh-oa

0:27:48 > 0:27:51# Who-oa

0:27:51 > 0:27:53# On it

0:27:53 > 0:27:55# One more time

0:27:55 > 0:27:58# Turn it up, go wh-oa

0:27:58 > 0:28:00# Who-oa

0:28:00 > 0:28:03# On it

0:28:03 > 0:28:04# One more time. #

0:28:04 > 0:28:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE