0:00:03 > 0:00:07# Wind me up, put me down, start me off and watch me go
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# It's easy once you know how it's done
0:00:10 > 0:00:14# You can't stop now it's already begun... #
0:00:14 > 0:00:17CHEERING
0:00:17 > 0:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, it's Big Friday Wind-Up
0:00:21 > 0:00:25and here's everyone's favourite double act called Sam and Mark,
0:00:25 > 0:00:28it's Sam...and Mark!
0:00:28 > 0:00:31CHEERING
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Hello! Hello!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52- Hey!- Hey!
0:00:55 > 0:00:58- Whoo! - BOTH: It's Friday!
0:00:58 > 0:01:02- This is where your week ends... - And your weekend starts.
0:01:02 > 0:01:07- Enjoy it before your weekend ends... - And your week starts again.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11But right now, studio audience, the golden rule is no-one is safe.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- Mark, shall we?- Why not?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Thanks. Thanks a lot.- Thanks.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Hello, studio audience. Are you all right? Hello!
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Hello!
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Right, look at all you scared...
0:01:28 > 0:01:30All looking at me. This is lovely.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32I am going to come and speak to somebody right here.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35I'm going to speak to...you, Amy.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Hello! You all right?- Yep.
0:01:38 > 0:01:44Now, Amy, I have heard that your mum is a little embarrassing. Is she?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- Yes.- Is this your mum right here?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Yep.- Is this Amanda?- Mm-hm.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- Amanda, how are you?- Fine, thank you.- Are you embarrassing?- No.
0:01:53 > 0:01:58Shall we find out why she's embarrassing? I think we should.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Because every time we go to Disneyland,
0:02:01 > 0:02:04my mum and dad always kiss in public in front of the castle.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Aww, no! Not kissing in public!
0:02:08 > 0:02:13- And wasn't there something one night when you went to bed early?- Yep.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15What happened?
0:02:15 > 0:02:21- Well, I was awake in my room for like an hour.- Yeah.
0:02:21 > 0:02:26- Couldn't get to sleep. - And I went downstairs
0:02:26 > 0:02:30and I looked through a little crack in the door
0:02:30 > 0:02:35and I saw my mum and dad with the music on, dancing and kissing!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Oh, no!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Mark, beat that!
0:02:40 > 0:02:45I just don't know whether I can. Look at these faces.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Petrified, the lot of them. OK. Who am I going to come to?
0:02:49 > 0:02:54Hello, people. I am actually going to come to...you, Molly.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- How you doing?- Fine, thanks.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Are you enjoying the show?- Yeah.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03I've heard that you've got an embarrassing mum sitting here.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- All right, Angie?- Yes, thank you.
0:03:06 > 0:03:11- Why does she embarrass you? - Well, like, wherever we are,
0:03:11 > 0:03:14if a track comes on that she likes,
0:03:14 > 0:03:19she just stops and starts dancing!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21What?! What, any track?
0:03:21 > 0:03:26- Any track that she likes. - Really? Well, Angie,
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- we've got a track you might like. - LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC PLAYS
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Get up! Let's do it!
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Hey! High five, Angie. High five.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Sorry, Molly, it had to be done.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Sam, can you do any better? Good luck.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57It's going to be difficult, but I think I can beat it.
0:03:57 > 0:04:02- I'm going to speak to...Georgia. Hello. You all right?- Yeah.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- How's it going?- All right. - You look shocked.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Now, Georgia, tell me about your mum.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12I've heard that she's got a bit of a special hobby.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- Yeah.- What does she do?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Cheerleader.- She's a cheerleader!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Lovely. What kind of stuff does she do?
0:04:19 > 0:04:24- Toe touches and splits and stuff. - Splits?!
0:04:24 > 0:04:30Wow. Interesting. When she struts her stuff, is it embarrassing?
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- Yeah.- Yeah, I bet it is. You're not alone today.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Are these all your friends?- Yeah.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Hello! Give us a wave!
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Oh, lovely. Am I right in thinking that all you girls cheerlead?
0:04:42 > 0:04:47- And now all your mums have started? - Yeah.- That IS embarrassing.
0:04:47 > 0:04:52We've actually got a picture of your mums in their cheerleading gear.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Hey!
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- What do you think of that, Georgia? - No.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Now your mums are not here today. Where are they?
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- At a competition. - A cheerleading competition? Oh, wow.
0:05:07 > 0:05:12To tell you the truth, girls, your mums ARE at a competition.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Georgia, your mum isn't. She's right backstage
0:05:16 > 0:05:18and she's going to do a routine now.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Give it up for Penny!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:30 > 0:05:34We're hot! We're aiming for the top!
0:05:34 > 0:05:38I'm Penny! You're Georgia! We're hot, hot, hot!
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Yay! Very good! Very good indeed.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Georgia, what do you think about that?
0:05:46 > 0:05:48- Is that embarrassing?- Mm.
0:05:48 > 0:05:53Now, girls, I told you a little bit of a fib.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Your mums are not at the competition. Come on in, girls!
0:05:56 > 0:05:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Five, six, seven, eight!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11MUSIC: "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga
0:06:11 > 0:06:13# Just Dance Spin that record babe
0:06:13 > 0:06:15# Duh-duh-duh-duh... #
0:06:15 > 0:06:18MUSIC: "The Edge Of Glory" by Lady Gaga
0:06:18 > 0:06:20#..The edge
0:06:20 > 0:06:22# I'm on the edge
0:06:22 > 0:06:24# Of glory
0:06:24 > 0:06:27# And I'm hanging on a moment with you... #
0:06:27 > 0:06:29MUSIC: "Telephone" by Lady Gaga
0:06:29 > 0:06:31#..And you're not going to reach my telephone
0:06:31 > 0:06:33# Out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb
0:06:33 > 0:06:36# And you're not gonna reach my telephone. #
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Yay!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Yeah!
0:06:41 > 0:06:46How good was that? That was fantastic.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Please, give it up for Penny and the other mums!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51CHEERING
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- Ah!- Ahh!
0:06:54 > 0:06:59- Hey, Abby and Ellie. Enjoying the show so far?- Yeah.- Excellent stuff.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Not so long ago, Mark and I were set a challenge to disguise ourselves
0:07:03 > 0:07:08- in a series of wacky outfits... - Yeah!- ..to see how far we could go
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- without these girls recognising us. - So how do you think we did?
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- Only one way to find out. Ellie?- Run VT!- Nice.
0:07:16 > 0:07:22- Ah, another lovely day in Liverpool. - Until we showed up!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24THEME FROM MAGNUM PI
0:07:26 > 0:07:29CAR HORN BEEPS
0:07:33 > 0:07:38- It's time for In Your Face.- We're getting in the face of these two.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- What are you doing? - Putting out the vibe.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- I'm taking Ellie. - And I'm taking Abby.
0:07:44 > 0:07:50- The aim is not to get recognised. - We've got loads of costumes to help.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Whoever gets away with it the longest wins.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57But if they uncover our identity and make a positive ID in our faces,
0:07:57 > 0:07:59then it's game over.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Let's get ready to rumble! Round One!
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Gas Man.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Can these two stinkers pretend they work for a gas company?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09First up, Sam.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Gas Man! Gas Man!
0:08:10 > 0:08:16Gas Man, yeah! It's one of my favourite ones. It'll be brilliant.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Smell gas, you know who to call. - You are a gas man
0:08:19 > 0:08:23investigating a gas leak that's been reported in the area.
0:08:23 > 0:08:29- Knock on Abby's door.- Yeah. - Ask Abby if she smelt any gas
0:08:29 > 0:08:33- and you must say the word "gas" five times during the conversation.- OK.
0:08:33 > 0:08:38- OK?- I'll try!- If Abby says, "Are you Sam from Sam and Mark?"
0:08:38 > 0:08:43it's a very early bath for you. Do your thing, Gas Man.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- What's your accent going to be? - I think I'll go for Welsh.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Oh, interesting!
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Hello there. I'm from Gas Gas Ltd. We've had reports of a gas leak.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Have you smelt any gas?
0:09:01 > 0:09:06- No.- You haven't? Well, if you do smell gas, contact Gas Gas Ltd.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- OK.- Thank you very much.
0:09:14 > 0:09:19- I now work for Gas Gas Ltd.- I'll work for Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Ltd!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Your turn. What's your accent going to be?
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- "Ee, have you smelt any gas?" - Right.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30So Sam leads one nowt.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Next up, Mark.
0:09:34 > 0:09:39OK, I'm 1-0 up. If she says, "You're Mark from Sam and Mark,"
0:09:39 > 0:09:44- you are out of there.- Watch me. This is going to be TV gold.
0:09:45 > 0:09:50You have to say the word "gas" at least five times.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Here we go, here we go.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Excuse me, love.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01I'm the gas man from the gas company. There's been a gas leak.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Have you smelt any gas?- No.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07You've not smelt any gas? No? OK.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11If you do smell any gas, go on the website I've Got Gas.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14It's in the phone book as well. All right?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Are you Mark?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Who's that?- Mark from Sam and Mark.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Yes, I am.- Rumbled!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30No...! Oh...
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Not on the first go! - First round! What a fool!
0:10:35 > 0:10:39That's the first time anybody has ever got it first time.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42How are you doing? High five. All right, Mum?
0:10:42 > 0:10:48I'll high five you as well. That's the shortest day for me ever.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50You are rubbish.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Did you not like my Scouse accent?
0:10:53 > 0:10:58Unbelievable scenes! Back to you in t'studio.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00CHEERING
0:11:02 > 0:11:06I'm devastated, actually. I've never been recognised in Round One.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Was my accent that bad?- Yeah.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- Even this guy said it! - He said it was awful!
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- You are useless on this game, mate. - Unbelievable.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Abby, did you have any idea that I was the gas man?
0:11:19 > 0:11:23I was a little bit suspicious, but I didn't want to be rude.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- Oh, bless you! Thank you. Sucks to be you.- It really does.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31So Mark was out of the game, but the fun didn't stop there.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35- Let's see how far I could take this. Abby, do the honours.- Run VT!
0:11:35 > 0:11:39So Sam's the winner, but let's see how far he can push it
0:11:39 > 0:11:42in Round Two - Artist.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46Can he draw a picture of his target without getting caught?
0:11:46 > 0:11:50I cannot believe I'm saying this after Round One, but well done.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Thanks. This is lovely for me now.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57I can bask in the glory and see how far I can take it.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- Lovely, look at you.- Sorry? - You look ridiculous.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02I heard you! I'm just sorry.
0:12:04 > 0:12:09- Here are the rules. You are an artist painting in the park.- Yeah.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13As Abby comes towards you, you need to paint a picture of her.
0:12:13 > 0:12:18I'm so in love with painting that I've done a picture of you.
0:12:18 > 0:12:23- What's that it says on there?- You're holding up your hands, saying,
0:12:23 > 0:12:28- "I'm rubbish at In Your Face!" - I hope she gets you on this one.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- She's looking at you. - Ah, bonjour!
0:12:42 > 0:12:44A picture?
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Em...OK.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Bonjour, bonjour.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- Tres bien. Tres bien. - Stop saying "bonjour"!
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Do it quicker, mate. She's going to suss you out.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Come on!
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Come on, Abby. Come on.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Ah, tres bien. Tres bien.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Surely. Surely. You've got to get him.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Bonjour. You like?
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Yeah.- Ah, tres bien!
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- "Bonjour. You like?"- Thank you.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Thank you.
0:13:32 > 0:13:37- That was the worst drawing ever. - It really looked bad.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39CHEERING
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Oh...
0:13:41 > 0:13:45I am just...so good at this.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49- That's the worst drawing ever! - I genuinely don't know if she knows.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53I don't think she does. You kept on saying, "Bonjour!"
0:13:53 > 0:13:57- That's all I had. - I was like, "Come on! Get him!"
0:13:57 > 0:14:02- She doesn't know.- Again. I'm going to the third round.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05I am the king of this.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09- This is called Explode of Colour. - It's really nice(!)
0:14:09 > 0:14:11So Sam makes it 2-0,
0:14:11 > 0:14:15but can he now give an Oscar-winning performance as a female usher?
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Not the pop star Usher. People who work in t'cinema. Let's move on.
0:14:19 > 0:14:24- Sam Nixon, you're looking absolutely foxy.- Thanks.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- I'm loving the pigtails. - Are you eating popcorn?- No.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32- You are.- A little bit. - Brilliant. Enjoy it.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Sam, when Abby comes in, take her ticket,
0:14:35 > 0:14:39tell her which cinema she needs to go to and get in a certain word
0:14:39 > 0:14:44that I will give to you at the appropriate time. Good luck.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46- Thank you.- I'll eat my popcorn now.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53- Mate, how are you feeling? - Pretty nervous.- You look ridiculous.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Here they come.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Hiya, you all right? How are you doing?
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Can I have your seat tickets? Thank you very much.
0:15:04 > 0:15:09- And it's Screen One. OK? That's brilliant.- We need our 3D glasses.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13- No worries, no worries.- The word you've to get in is "potato".
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Oh, potato! I dropped it.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Sorry about that.
0:15:18 > 0:15:23There's your 3D glasses. It's the first one on the right. Off you go.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27- Thank you very much.- Thanks. - Bye! Enjoy the film.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Bye!
0:15:29 > 0:15:32"Potato. I've dropped it." Are you kidding?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- She's coming back.- Coming back.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49- Say it!- Do I? Who's that?
0:15:49 > 0:15:53- Somebody off CBBC.- Off CBBC? Oh, I love CBBC. I get that a lot.
0:15:53 > 0:15:58- Is it Helen Skelton?- No. It's Sam from Sam and Mark.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Finally! Hey!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Hey-hey-hey!
0:16:05 > 0:16:09I've been playing a game with you all day. You guessed it right.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Mark's been playing the same game with your friend Ellie.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17Do you remember this morning when a gas man came to your door?
0:16:17 > 0:16:21- That... I knew it!- That was me!
0:16:21 > 0:16:25- Ellie found out Mark straight away. - I was rubbish.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29I tried to do a Scouse accent and she got me straight away.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33She really did. Abby, I am so glad you didn't say anything.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36That means that I'm the winner!
0:16:40 > 0:16:45Sam, you make a terrible artist, but you make a beautiful woman!
0:16:45 > 0:16:49I don't know about that! But I won. Abby, I can't believe
0:16:49 > 0:16:54- you didn't recognise me as a woman. - I was confused, really.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- I was confused.- So was I.
0:16:57 > 0:17:02- And I apologise to any French people.- Bonjour!- Je suis pantaloons.
0:17:02 > 0:17:07A big thank you, everybody. Please give it up for Abby and Ellie!
0:17:07 > 0:17:10CHEERING
0:17:11 > 0:17:15So much still to come, but please welcome this week's special guests,
0:17:15 > 0:17:18The Mend!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21CHEERING
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Come over here, lads!
0:17:25 > 0:17:28- Nice to see you. - How are you doing, lads? All right?
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Good to see ya. You all right?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33It's The Mend!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39It's a bit like that, this sofa.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43You spend a lot of time together. Ever play pranks?
0:17:43 > 0:17:44All the time.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48Whenever any of us goes to sleep, there's a picture like that.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Like that.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- A lot of them.- As you well know, we played a prank on you guys
0:17:55 > 0:18:00when you arrived at your dressing room. Shall we take a look?
0:18:00 > 0:18:05- Audience?- YES! - Run that VT! Come on.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07THEY CHATTER
0:18:09 > 0:18:10Aaargh!
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Thank you(!)
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Nice to meet you, mate.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22I tell you what - 1-0.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26It's embarrassing. We'll get the next one.
0:18:26 > 0:18:31Well, you made friends with Chimpy. Not a lot of people do that.
0:18:31 > 0:18:36- What were you thinking? - His reaction made me jump!
0:18:36 > 0:18:38He screamed like a little girl.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Lads, thanks for being such great sports.
0:18:44 > 0:18:49'Take one fake photo booth, a water pistol and this is what you get!'
0:19:03 > 0:19:05BOTH: Ohhh!
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- What is it?- It's water!
0:19:09 > 0:19:11APPLAUSE
0:19:11 > 0:19:16I love seeing people's faces when they don't know what's going on!
0:19:16 > 0:19:21- Don't speak too soon because now it's our turn.- No, not this again.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25It's the part of the show where Mark and I get a surprise of our own.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Without further ado, we must say...
0:19:27 > 0:19:30BOTH: Bring on the Truck of Luck!
0:19:31 > 0:19:33HORN TOOTS
0:19:45 > 0:19:49OK, there is something inside this vehicle,
0:19:49 > 0:19:51but Mark and I have no idea what.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Whatever it is, we just have to go with it.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58All right, here we go. Mystery guest, please reveal yourself.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05- Let me see high knees. High knees, let's go!- Oh, no!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Press-ups, let's go. Five!
0:20:07 > 0:20:11One, two, three, four, five. Into the squat position, let's go!
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Squat with ball, go!
0:20:14 > 0:20:16One, two, three, four.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20Shoulder press-up, let's go. One, two, three, four.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22That'll do!
0:20:22 > 0:20:24CHEERING
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Oh, man! How are you doing?
0:20:27 > 0:20:31- All right, guys?- How are you doing? - All right?- How are you doing?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34I'm just shattered watching you. Is that our challenge?
0:20:34 > 0:20:38- No, you're going to be doing an assault course right here.- Wow!
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- This is going to be tiring. - It really is.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44But how do you think we are going to do?
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Studio audience, vote for who you think will do this best.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51- If you get it right, there is a prize.- You've got two cards.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- Blue for me and pink for Mark. - Make your decisions.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56BOTH: And raise your cards!
0:20:58 > 0:21:01I reckon that's quite even.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Yeah, even-stevens. Maybe a few more Marks.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07- I don't know. Yeah, go on then. - LAUGHTER
0:21:07 > 0:21:10We'd best go and get ourselves ready then.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12APPLAUSE
0:21:15 > 0:21:16- Yeah...- This is happening.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19We are back and ready to do our challenge. I'm a bit nervous.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23You are? I am! So, guys, what have we got to do?
0:21:23 > 0:21:25We'll do the mini-assault course.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29- Stand to attention whilst I go through each obstacle.- OK.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33The first obstacle is high knees all the way through the tyres.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36When you get here, it's five press-ups.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39It's down to the floor, all the way down.
0:21:40 > 0:21:45As soon as you've done that, it's under the net as fast as you can.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49OK, when you're done, come out of there, hurdle the log.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Then you've got some exercises to do with me.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56It's back to five press-ups. I'll pass you the medicine ball.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Stick it on your chest. Five...
0:21:58 > 0:22:02As soon as you've done five, you reach up to the sky, shoulder press.
0:22:02 > 0:22:07I'll stop the clock after the fifth one and you're stood to attention.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10- Any questions, gents? - So it's a memory test as well?
0:22:10 > 0:22:14- He'll shout at you.- I wish I hadn't paid my gym membership this month.
0:22:14 > 0:22:19- What a waste that was!- Cheers, mate. - Am I going first?- Yeah, why not?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21- I'll go first.- Off you go, mate!
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Why did I agree to go first? What a stupid thing to do!
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- OK, lads, tell me when. - OK, are you ready?- Yeah.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Three, two, one, go! High knees, high knees!
0:22:31 > 0:22:33SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
0:22:33 > 0:22:36One, two, three, four, five.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Under the net, let's go, let's go, let's go!
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Let's go! Come on, come on!
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Over the top, over the top, go!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Down we go. One, two, three, four...
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Here we go. Into the squat, let's go!
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Nice one. Strong, strong, strong.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Over your head, over your head. Go on.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58- ..three, four, five!- Yeah! - KLAXON
0:22:58 > 0:23:02- Well done, well done. - APPLAUSE
0:23:02 > 0:23:04- That was fun.- Well done.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Oh, man, somebody's been working out and it's not me!
0:23:11 > 0:23:14OK, three, two, one, go!
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Right, let's go.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19One, two, three, four, five.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Under the net, let's go. Quick as you can!
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Let's go, let's go. Over we go.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Five press-ups, down we go, let's go!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30AUDIENCE: One, two, three, four, five!
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Here we go, squats, let's go! Go, go, go, go!
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- ..three, four, five! - Over your head. Five!
0:23:37 > 0:23:40One, two, three, four, five. KLAXON
0:23:40 > 0:23:44Well done, well done. It's finished, it's finished.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- APPLAUSE - That's good. That's good, man.
0:23:47 > 0:23:48OK, OK.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52Can you do this bit? You do this bit.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56So, guys, it's up to you. Who has won - Sam or Mark?
0:23:56 > 0:23:57OK...
0:23:57 > 0:24:02In second place was...
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Sam with a time of 27 seconds
0:24:04 > 0:24:09and today's winner is Mark with 25 seconds!
0:24:09 > 0:24:12- APPLAUSE - Yes! So it's a win for me.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16And it's a win for everyone who voted for me
0:24:16 > 0:24:20because you'll all receive a Big Friday Wind-Up toy!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22CHEERING
0:24:22 > 0:24:27OK, thank you to our fantastic, fantastic guests!
0:24:27 > 0:24:31Yeah, give them a massive round of applause. Thank you very much, guys.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37'Take one lift with some random members of the public.'
0:24:37 > 0:24:39DING! PARP!
0:24:39 > 0:24:41'Add one wind-up trumper on a fake toilet.'
0:24:41 > 0:24:44TOILET FLUSHES 'And this is what you get.'
0:24:44 > 0:24:46PARP! BRRRP!
0:24:46 > 0:24:47PARP!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49When you've got to go...
0:24:49 > 0:24:51PARP!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54BRRRP!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57PARP!
0:24:57 > 0:24:59DING! PARP!
0:24:59 > 0:25:02It's almost time to wind up the show,
0:25:02 > 0:25:05but not before we say thank you to everybody we surprised tonight.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08And a big thank you to our boot camp instructors.
0:25:08 > 0:25:13See you next time, but playing us out, it's The Mend. Take it away!
0:25:13 > 0:25:14Ooh!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16- See you!- Bye!
0:25:16 > 0:25:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:19 > 0:25:24# Had your number on speed dial
0:25:24 > 0:25:26# You never answered when I reached out
0:25:26 > 0:25:30- # I looked left!- I looked to the left - I looked right!- And to the right
0:25:30 > 0:25:32# But you weren't there
0:25:32 > 0:25:36# Tell me where, tell me where were you?
0:25:36 > 0:25:39# 24/7 you'd be there for me
0:25:39 > 0:25:43# No matter what happened, you would care for me
0:25:43 > 0:25:47- # I looked up!- I looked to the sky - I looked down!- Down to the ground
0:25:47 > 0:25:52# But you weren't there, tell me where, tell me where were you?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54# Am I missing something?
0:25:55 > 0:25:59# Is the network down in your part of town?
0:25:59 > 0:26:04- # Cos I couldn't get through to ya - You didn't hear the phone ring
0:26:04 > 0:26:08# Cos you're in a crowd and you're busy now
0:26:08 > 0:26:12# Where were you in the middle when this all went down?
0:26:12 > 0:26:16- # Where were you at the bitter end? - Cos you said you'd be there
0:26:16 > 0:26:20# You're a fair-weather lover, that I understand
0:26:20 > 0:26:23# Where were you when I needed a friend?
0:26:23 > 0:26:25# I'm gonna find you anyway, anyway
0:26:25 > 0:26:28# Tell me where, tell me where were you?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30# You said you'd be there!
0:26:30 > 0:26:32# Tell me where, tell me where were you?
0:26:32 > 0:26:33# Three, two, one
0:26:33 > 0:26:37# I know what you run, don't think you can come and go when you want
0:26:37 > 0:26:41# Cos one minute you was here, one minute you was there, then the next minute you were gone
0:26:41 > 0:26:45# I see you in it for the bling, you in it for the money, in it for the cha-ching
0:26:45 > 0:26:50# Sorry, babe, but I ain't giving you a ring, I ain't giving you a thing, where you been?
0:26:50 > 0:26:52# Am I missing something?
0:26:52 > 0:26:57# Say you're ill in bed, huh? Not what your Facebook said
0:26:57 > 0:27:01- # Cos we seen that - Am I losing my mind?
0:27:01 > 0:27:06# If you're really gone, why am I holding on?
0:27:06 > 0:27:10# Where were you in the middle when this all went down?
0:27:10 > 0:27:13- # Where were you at the bitter end? - Cos you said you'd be there
0:27:13 > 0:27:18# You're a fair-weather lover, this I understand
0:27:18 > 0:27:20# Where were you when I needed a friend?
0:27:20 > 0:27:22# I'm gonna find you anyway
0:27:22 > 0:27:26# All the nights, all the promises and all the love
0:27:26 > 0:27:28# All the money and the time that I spend
0:27:28 > 0:27:30# I gave you it all
0:27:30 > 0:27:34# You're a fair-weather lover, this I understand
0:27:34 > 0:27:37# Where were you when I needed a friend?
0:27:37 > 0:27:39# You said you'd be, you said you'd be there
0:27:39 > 0:27:42# Tell me where, tell me where were you?
0:27:42 > 0:27:44# You said you'd be, you said you'd be there
0:27:44 > 0:27:48- # Tell me where were you? - Cos you said you'd be there
0:27:48 > 0:27:50# Tell me where, tell me where were you?
0:27:50 > 0:27:54# Where were you when I needed a friend? #
0:27:54 > 0:27:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you.