0:00:14 > 0:00:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:18 > 0:00:21'Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your hosts,
0:00:21 > 0:00:24'they're the UK's most recognisable double act, but which one's which?
0:00:24 > 0:00:27'Don't ask me, I haven't a clue!
0:00:27 > 0:00:31'Give it up for Sam and Mark!'
0:00:31 > 0:00:33MUSIC: "One Vision" by Queen
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Come on!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Yeah!
0:00:56 > 0:01:01- Oh, yes. Welcome to Friday. He's Sam.- He's Mark.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04- And we are about to start winding you up.- Or are we?
0:01:04 > 0:01:06DRAMATIC PIANO RIFF
0:01:06 > 0:01:07LAUGHTER
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- We are, he was actually winding you up just then.- Or was I?
0:01:10 > 0:01:12DRAMATIC PIANO RIFF
0:01:12 > 0:01:13LAUGHTER
0:01:13 > 0:01:16He was. You know what, that's what I like about you, Sam. In fact...
0:01:16 > 0:01:20- HE MIMES: - # That's what makes you beautiful. #
0:01:20 > 0:01:22APPLAUSE
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Hey, hey, hey, hey.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27It's funny you should use the words of One Direction there, Mark, because
0:01:27 > 0:01:31the lads themselves have been helping us out with a very special wind-up.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33What do you think about that, audience?
0:01:33 > 0:01:34AUDIENCE: Woo!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Harry's me favourite. - Oh, tell me about it, he is fit as.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39LAUGHTER Sorry.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Anyway, we've got loads packed into this show,
0:01:41 > 0:01:44including a performance from Loveable Rogues!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46CHEERING
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Absolutely brilliant.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50And there will be prizes, surprises
0:01:50 > 0:01:52and challenges for some members of our studio audience.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54It could be any one of you.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57So, let's get started.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Over the series we've been revealing some of the
0:01:59 > 0:02:02most embarrassing parents in the UK.
0:02:02 > 0:02:07But tonight is very exciting, because backstage, we have got the UED.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- The UED, what's that when's it gone shopping?- I'll tell you, Mark.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13It is the Ultimate Embarrassing Dad.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Yeah, someone so shameful that his kid is going to wish
0:02:16 > 0:02:18they hadn't bothered turning up. Shall we?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Well, we're here, so we might as well, hadn't we?- Let's do it.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23POSH VOICE: Thanking you.
0:02:27 > 0:02:33OK, right, I am going to speak to somebody here in the studio audience,
0:02:33 > 0:02:36I can see you're all looking a little bit nervous, aren't you? Eh?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39We are looking for the UED, don't forget,
0:02:39 > 0:02:41the Ultimate Embarrassing Dad,
0:02:41 > 0:02:46but there's a few embarrassing mums amongst us today, I reckon, as well.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48So I would like to speak to...
0:02:50 > 0:02:54..you, Emily and Katy! How you doing, all right, girls? BOTH: Yeah.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- Enjoying the show so far? - Yeah.- Excellent.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Now, is that your mum over there? - Yeah.- What's your mum's name?
0:02:59 > 0:03:03- Jacqueline.- Hello, Jacqueline, how are you, all right?
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- Yes, I'm fine, thank you.- Excellent.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Now, we hear that your mum is a little bit embarrassing. Why's that?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Because she helps us with our homework and she's a teacher,
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- and she always gets it wrong. - WHAT?!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16LAUGHTER
0:03:16 > 0:03:20So not only does she get the homework wrong, to make it worse,
0:03:20 > 0:03:23she's actually a teacher? That is really embarrassing.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Jacqueline, what have you got to say for yourself?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- They're only little ones. - SAM LAUGHS
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Doesn't make it any better. That is pretty embarrassing.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Mark, can you beat that?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Oh, deary, deary me, no apple for the teacher.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38LAUGHTER
0:03:38 > 0:03:41OK, I'm over here, I'm trying to find the UED -
0:03:41 > 0:03:44the Ultimate Embarrassing Dad.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Eh, it's not you, mate.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Erm...
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Is it you, sir? I think it might be, actually. Is this Thomas over here?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- How you doing, mate, you all right?- Yeah.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Is your dad a bit embarrassing? - Yeah, really.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- This is Richard, yeah?- Yeah.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Richard, I hear that you do a little bit of a dance.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- Is that right, Thomas?- Yeah, he does the Funky Chicken REALLY badly.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Really badly?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Shall we find out how badly he does the Funky Chicken, guys?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17AUDIENCE: Yeah!
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Come on, stand up, mate.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20FUNKY MUSIC
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Come on, let's do it.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24AUDIENCE: Woo!
0:04:24 > 0:04:25You've got it.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Oh, wow. Look at those moves.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Wow!
0:04:38 > 0:04:39CHEERING
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Thomas, I don't know about you, but I thought that was rather splendid.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- A bit embarrassing though, yeah?- Yeah.- That was embarrassing,
0:04:48 > 0:04:51but he's not the UED. Sam, over to you.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55You're right, Mark, he is not the UED.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Now, I have actually got a list of the things that the UED
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- the Ultimate Embarrassing Dad - does.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02It's right here.
0:05:02 > 0:05:07Apparently this dad gives his daughter a big cuddle and kiss
0:05:07 > 0:05:08when he takes her to school.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Embarrassing.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Apparently he calls her his "babygirl" in public.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17He makes loud jungle creature noises in the street?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Oh, this just gets worse!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Check this out - licks his plate clean after every meal.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24AUDIENCE GROANS
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Does funny walks when out with his kids.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Check this out - asks people to pull his finger and then trumps.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35I mean, the list just goes on and on and on.
0:05:35 > 0:05:40I mean, does this list of things that this dad does sound familiar
0:05:40 > 0:05:42to anybody in the studio audience?
0:05:42 > 0:05:48We've got a hand up. I believe your name's Betsy. Let me just come over.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Excuse me, sorry, I'm getting me bum in everybody's face.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Can I just sit down there? Thank you very much.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Ooh, that's comfy. How you doing, Betsy, all right?- Yeah.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Now, have I missed anything off that list?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Cos it were a pretty big list, weren't it?
0:06:02 > 0:06:07- He sings in the most embarrassing moments as well.- Oh, really?- Yeah!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09He sounds like a really embarrassing dad.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13I mean, he does sound like the UED. What do you think, guys?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Now, Betsy, do you want to see what happens when you pull my finger?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Don't you worry!
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Don't worry, love. Do you want to try it? Go on, pull me finger.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28MUSIC: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" by The Tokens
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Betsy's dad Adam!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33APPLAUSE
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Firepower! Ow!
0:06:49 > 0:06:50AUDIENCE: Eugh!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00HE MAKES BIRD AND GORILLA NOISES
0:07:03 > 0:07:04PARP!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06LAUGHTER
0:07:06 > 0:07:08CHEERING
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- Triffic, mate.- Cheers.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Oh, that was the most unsettling thing I've ever seen in my life.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Let's hear it for Adam, everyone. Well done, mate.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26So, Betsy, what do you think about that?
0:07:26 > 0:07:31- Uh, well...it's slightly embarrassing!- Yeah, it is.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Well, don't worry, because not all is lost.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Now is your chance to get your own back on your dad.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Adam, you need to go and get yourself ready.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Betsy, you need to come with me,
0:07:40 > 0:07:43because it's time to play Dad On A Wheel! Come on, Betsy.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45CHEERING
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Betsy's dad is backstage just getting "ready".
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Betsy, are you ready to see what we've done to your dad?- Yeah.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Awesome. Audience, are you ready?
0:07:58 > 0:07:59AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:07:59 > 0:08:03In that case, everyone please give it up for Dad On A Wheel!
0:08:04 > 0:08:08MUSIC: "What Goes Around... Comes Around" by Justin Timberlake
0:08:11 > 0:08:16Look at this. So, Dad, how you feeling?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Loving it.- What?! - Bring it on, I want prizes.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20You mean you've not even learnt your lesson?
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Not yet.- I can't believe this.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- Betsy, are you ready?- Yeah.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28All right, in that case, spin that dad and make him squeal,
0:08:28 > 0:08:29come on, Sam...
0:08:29 > 0:08:32AUDIENCE: Wind up that wheel!
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Whatever you say!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35MUSIC: "You Spin Me Round" by Dead Or Alive
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Whoahhhh...
0:08:48 > 0:08:50SAM AND MARK: Oh!
0:08:50 > 0:08:56Can't believe it! It's landed on foam, Dad, I'm sorry.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58The first one and it's landed on foam.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Three, two, one - go!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05CHEERING
0:09:09 > 0:09:14- That was good foaming.- Betsy proper got into that. I'm liking her style.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- How you feeling, Dad?- Cold!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20OK, here comes the second spin, here we go!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Whoa...
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Oh, oh, ohhhhh....
0:09:37 > 0:09:40SAM AND MARK: Yay!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43SAM LAUGHS
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Well done, Dad,
0:09:47 > 0:09:51you have just won a prize for every single member of our studio audience.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53And that prize is...
0:09:53 > 0:09:55a candy bracelet!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Right, you've got one spin left. Shall we try for another prize?- Yes.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Here we go!
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Wahey!
0:10:23 > 0:10:28- It's landed on foam again, Dad. - I can't believe it meself, mate, oh.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32OK, guys, for the last time. Betsy, get him back, get him real good.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34In three, two, one...
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Woohoo!- Yay!
0:10:43 > 0:10:44- Well done, Betsy.- Nice work.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47So that means, at the end of Dad On A Wheel, you got two foamings,
0:10:47 > 0:10:50but you did win our entire studio audience a prize.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57- Betsy and Dad, have you enjoyed yourselves?- Fantastic, thanks, guys.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Let's hear it for Betsy and Adam, everyone.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04SAM AND MARK: Bring on The Truck Of Luck!
0:11:12 > 0:11:16OK, there is something inside this vehicle other than Chimpy,
0:11:16 > 0:11:18- who has very kindly driven it for us.- Cheers, mate.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Mark and I have no idea what it is,
0:11:20 > 0:11:23but whatever it is, we just have to go with it.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25All right, here we go.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Mystery guest, please reveal yourself.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31DRUM ROLL
0:11:32 > 0:11:33- Hello.- Hello.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Hello, I'm Karen, and your challenge for today is going to be
0:11:36 > 0:11:38shown on the screen at the top of the stairs.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:11:44 > 0:11:46What on earth is that?
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Karen, why are we looking at fire?
0:11:52 > 0:11:58- Your challenge tonight is to walk on 20 foot of red-hot embers.- What?!
0:11:58 > 0:12:00AUDIENCE: Wahey!
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Hang on a minute.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07A few weeks ago we were doing pottery!
0:12:07 > 0:12:08LAUGHTER
0:12:08 > 0:12:12- This is a little bit different. - We've got to walk across that?
0:12:12 > 0:12:16- It will burn down... - Thanks for that!- I hope so!
0:12:16 > 0:12:19It will burn down into a beautiful carpet of
0:12:19 > 0:12:21twinkling, glowing embers.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24I just have to say, please do not do this at home.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26I'm specially trained and I'm going to take you
0:12:26 > 0:12:29through some training so you'll be prepared for it tonight.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Thank you very much. Oh, well, I can't believe this.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34So we'll be doing that challenge at the end of the show.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37But right now, take a look at some of the mischief we've been
0:12:37 > 0:12:39getting up to with our hidden cameras.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Yes, we started pranking our audience even before they got
0:12:42 > 0:12:44through the studio doors today. Here's what happened.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47'Take one fake photo booth and one rubber snake,
0:12:47 > 0:12:49'and this is what you get.'
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Agh!
0:12:51 > 0:12:52LAUGHTER
0:12:54 > 0:12:55THEY SCREAM
0:13:13 > 0:13:15APPLAUSE
0:13:22 > 0:13:23- Sorry.- Unbelievable.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26It's now time to introduce to you some friends of ours,
0:13:26 > 0:13:28please welcome Megan and Rae!
0:13:28 > 0:13:32Hello! High-five, high-five, yay!
0:13:32 > 0:13:33I want some of that action.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35How are you doing, girls, you enjoying the show?
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Yeah, it's really good. - Thank you very much for saying!
0:13:38 > 0:13:39Now, before we go on,
0:13:39 > 0:13:42you are massive fans of a certain pop group, aren't you?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44- Yes.- Who is that? - BOTH: One Direction!
0:13:44 > 0:13:46SAM SCREAMS GIRLISHLY
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Well, when we found out about your love for One Direction,
0:13:51 > 0:13:54we couldn't resist playing a very naughty wind-up on you.
0:13:54 > 0:13:59You girls thought you had been invited to audition for the
0:13:59 > 0:14:01new One Direction TV channel, didn't you?
0:14:01 > 0:14:03BOTH: Yeah.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05But in fact, we'd set up the whole thing.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07- Shall we take a look at what happened?- BOTH: Yeah.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Excellent. In that case, Megan, down that camera, do the honours.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Run VT!
0:14:13 > 0:14:16So, arriving at the BBC in London are our
0:14:16 > 0:14:18two One Direction mega fans, Megan and Rae.
0:14:18 > 0:14:23They're here to audition to be presenters for TV1D,
0:14:23 > 0:14:25a new TV channel dedicated to One Direction -
0:14:25 > 0:14:27that we've totally made up.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29There's our Wind-Up actor Barry pretending to be
0:14:29 > 0:14:32a producer for the fake TV channel.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34And he's going to put the girls through an audition
0:14:34 > 0:14:35they will never forget.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Come into the audition room.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38THEY GASP
0:14:38 > 0:14:42- They look so perfect, Rae. - I need to, can we just...?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45That is not life-size, they are shorter than that!
0:14:45 > 0:14:51So listen, we are setting up a brand-new channel, as I said, TV1D.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53It's specially for fans of One Direction.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Are you a fan of One Direction?
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- Ya!- Who's your favourite One Direction?- Niall.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Yeah, blondie.- "Blondie." - And yours is?
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- All of them?- Yeah!- Oh, my goodness.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09Now listen, this new channel will give you 24-hour access to the lads,
0:15:09 > 0:15:11you can watch them at any time of day or night.
0:15:11 > 0:15:16What the television bosses want are presenters who are not just
0:15:16 > 0:15:19big fans, but, I mean, big, big, big fans.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- The biggest fans. Are you big fans of One Direction?- BOTH: YES!
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- MARK:- It's time to prove it, girls, because we've prepared
0:15:26 > 0:15:29a quiz that will put your 1D knowledge to the test.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Take it away, Barry.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Question one - what is the name of One Direction's second album?
0:15:34 > 0:15:35- Take Me Home.- Correct.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Who did the boys perform with in the final of The X Factor?
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- Robbie Williams.- Correct. What is Liam scared of?
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- Spoons.- Correct. "Get out, get out, get out of my..."
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- Head.- Correct. Which member of the band is from Ireland?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- Niall!- Louis - "I like girls who eat..."
0:15:50 > 0:15:51- Carrots.- Nice one,
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- you did it together. - GONG!
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Think it's safe to say the girls know their stuff
0:15:55 > 0:15:56when it comes to 1D.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59So, it's time to move things on to the next part of the audition,
0:15:59 > 0:16:01but first, Barry's going to get the girls ready with
0:16:01 > 0:16:05One Direction's pre-gig warm-up routine.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09This is how One Direction warm up, Zayn's called it the Shaking Tree.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Obviously we've made this up.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13The energy comes from the ground, through your feet,
0:16:13 > 0:16:14so you start to move your feet.
0:16:14 > 0:16:19- Feel it at your knees.- Yep, so a nice bit of yoga to kick things off.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Let's purse our lips and suck in strong.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Ooh, and this looks like a bit of meditation.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25And now, on a note - oooh!
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Oh, and now we're back with the yoga tree again.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31LAUGHTER
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- SAM: What, canoeing? Who thinks of this stuff?- We do, mate.- Oh, yeah.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39And of course, some One Direction dancing.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42How the girls think this is a One Direction warm-up I don't know,
0:16:42 > 0:16:45but they seem to be buying it, so let's crank things up a notch.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48It's time for the screen test.
0:16:48 > 0:16:53This is your audition to present on TV1D.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Are you ready? Three, two...
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Hello, and welcome to TV1D.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- The channel that takes you in one direction.- Straight to Niall...
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- Liam...- ..Harry...- ..Louis... - ..and Zayn.
0:17:05 > 0:17:06THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:17:06 > 0:17:07INCORRECT BUZZER
0:17:07 > 0:17:09SAM: Not the strongest of starts,
0:17:09 > 0:17:11so let's try it in some different voices.
0:17:11 > 0:17:16Can you go lower? Like, actually really low. And you go higher.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- HIGH PITCHED:- Hello, and welcome to TV1D!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21DEEP VOICE: The channel that takes you in one direction.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22This time, let's do it with a rap.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24# Hello and welcome to TV1D
0:17:24 > 0:17:26# The channel that takes you in one direction
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- # Straight to Niall...- Liam... - ..Harry...- ..Louis...- ..and Zayn.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31BOTH: # One Direction, TV perfection. #
0:17:31 > 0:17:32Can you do an American accent?
0:17:32 > 0:17:36- Hello, and welcome to TV1D! - That's a no, then.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37One direction!
0:17:37 > 0:17:40BOTH: One Direction, TV perfection!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Think that's supposed to be Australian.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- Robots! - Hello. And. Welcome. To TV1D.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Aliens.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49MUFFLED: The channel that takes you in one direction.
0:17:49 > 0:17:55- Straight to Niall...- Liam... - ..Harry...- ..Louis...- ..and Zayn.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58BOTH: One Direction, TV perfection!
0:17:58 > 0:17:59Oh, that's amazing.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Megan and Rae actually think they're auditioning for TV1D,
0:18:02 > 0:18:05so what I'm going to do now, I'm going to give them a ring
0:18:05 > 0:18:09and say that they've actually got the presenting job.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10PHONE RINGS
0:18:10 > 0:18:14- Well, hang on, this is my boss. Hello.- Hi, Barry, it's Marcus.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16I've been watching some of the auditions
0:18:16 > 0:18:18and I think the girls are fantastic.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19To be perfectly honest with you,
0:18:19 > 0:18:22they're the best we've seen today - well, the best we've seen this week.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25That was what I was thinking, can I have a word with them?
0:18:25 > 0:18:29- I'll just hand you over.- OK. - MEGAN AND RAE: Hello?
0:18:29 > 0:18:33- Hi there, how's it going? - Good, I hope!- Really enjoyed it.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- Right, so you're big One Direction fans, yeah?- Yeah.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38What songs do you like from One Direction?
0:18:38 > 0:18:42BOTH: # Baby, you light up my world like nobody else. #
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Yeah, I think you've got what it takes, I'm going
0:18:44 > 0:18:47- to give you a shot at the big time. - OK.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51Barry, could you do me a favour and bring them to TV1D HQ, please?
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Marcus, that's absolutely fine, we'll see you...
0:18:54 > 0:18:56I don't know, as soon as we possibly can.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00- Great, it'll definitely be worth it. - All right, Marcus, thank you.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- The girls just want to say thank you.- BOTH: Thank you!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05- Bye.- Bye!- Ciao, bye.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- Oh, my...- Very, very good, congratulations.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12All right, we're going to meet the bosses.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13CHA-CHING!
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Hyperventilating.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20So, it's time to take the girls to TV1D's top-secret HQ.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23It's so secret, in fact, they have to wear blindfolds.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Actually, it's not, it's because we've got a huge surprise in store.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29All is about to be revealed.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Remember, Megan and Rae think they're here to meet
0:19:31 > 0:19:34the channel execs of TV1D.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Hold on a minute, they're not the execs. It's only One Direction!
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Remember, the girls have no idea what's going on.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- BARRY:- One, two, three...
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- Hello.- Hello.- Oh, my goodness!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52You've just been wound up by Sam and Mark.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56There's no execs, just us.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- 1D... - THEY WHIMPER
0:19:59 > 0:20:02There's no 1DTV, but you can interview us instead if you want.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06Megan and Rae have been well and truly Smarked.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07There may be no TV1D,
0:20:07 > 0:20:09but the girls are going to get something much better.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12An interview with the boys themselves.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16What I want to know is, what's, like, the most annoying fan,
0:20:16 > 0:20:18girlie thing, like screaming in your face, crying?
0:20:18 > 0:20:21A girl went to hug Niall and she, like, bagged him in the face.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22Hit me with a handbag in the face.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- How did that feel? - It was nice, lovely leather.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Tell you what's an awkward one, someone asks you a question
0:20:27 > 0:20:30while you're waiting to take a picture, and then you kind of...
0:20:30 > 0:20:34If you answer, their picture's going to be like...
0:20:34 > 0:20:36You have to talk through the smile, it's like...
0:20:36 > 0:20:39You've achieved some amazing things over the past two years,
0:20:39 > 0:20:41but what was your proudest moment?
0:20:41 > 0:20:42One of the proudest moments for us was
0:20:42 > 0:20:47when we found out we'd sold out Madison Square Garden.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48That was a crazy day actually.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Which country are you
0:20:50 > 0:20:55most excited about visiting on your upcoming worldwide tour?
0:20:55 > 0:21:00I think it'll be nice to go back to Australia. ALL: Yes.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02We've only been there once.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Which artist would you most like to collaborate with?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07ALL: Katy Perry!
0:21:07 > 0:21:10How do you keep yourself entertained on tour?
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- We play a lot of video games. - We do, yeah.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15We also, when it's getting near the end of tour
0:21:15 > 0:21:18and the video games have got boring or Louis' snapped them
0:21:18 > 0:21:21like he did with that paintball game once...
0:21:21 > 0:21:22- Oh, yeah!- I bought a brand-new game,
0:21:22 > 0:21:25had one go, and he pulled it out and snapped it.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26LAUGHTER
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- To be fair, it was an awful game.- It was.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33If you were each an Avenger, who would you be?
0:21:33 > 0:21:35- I'd be- Iron Man. I'd be Thor.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37You are Hulk. You actually are Hulk.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41- Who were your musical heroes when you were young?- Elvis Presley.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43- Frank Sinatra.- Michael Jackson.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Robbie Williams, Oasis.- Busted.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48I loved Busted when I was younger.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52My first phone case, it was a Busted phone case.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55If you could pick anyone to be the sixth member of One Direction,
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- who would it be? - Sam or Mark?
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Erm, erm...
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Mark, I'd choose Mark. Mark's from round by me
0:22:03 > 0:22:05actually, so I'm going to have to choose him.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06- Yeah, Mark.- I'll go with Sam.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10So, it's been a great day for the girls,
0:22:10 > 0:22:13from auditioning for our fake TV1D channel to
0:22:13 > 0:22:15actually meeting their heroes.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Could the day have been any more perfect?
0:22:17 > 0:22:24- Oh, my God! How did any of this happen?- Unbelievably happy.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Happiest I'll ever be in my life.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30We've just wound Megan and Rae up good and proper.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Back to you, Sam and Mark, in the studio.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34- See ya.- Bye.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39CHEERING
0:22:39 > 0:22:40Amazing.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43So, girls, take us back to that moment when you
0:22:43 > 0:22:46took off the blindfolds. What was going through your mind there?
0:22:46 > 0:22:48I wanted to make sure they were real,
0:22:48 > 0:22:50I wanted to go up and poke them.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52For the record, I'm glad you didn't do that!
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Could have been a really quick interview.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58- "Goodbye."- I would imagine it was
0:22:58 > 0:23:02so surreal getting to interview the biggest boyband in the world?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04It was amazing!
0:23:04 > 0:23:06I was interviewing them and it was kind of like,
0:23:06 > 0:23:07"You're real, you're here.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09"This is not a dream, you're real."
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Well done, girls, you've been absolutely brilliant.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Absolutely fantastic.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16And thank you very much for letting us Smark you. Was it worth it?
0:23:16 > 0:23:17- Yeah.- Definitely.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Lovely stuff. Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Megan and Rae!
0:23:22 > 0:23:24CHEERING
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Yes, all right!
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Yes, we are here for our very special Truck Of Luck
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- firewalk challenge. It's very exciting.- It really is.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40Before we go any further, please do not try this at home.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Karen is a specially trained firewalker
0:23:42 > 0:23:44and is here for our safety.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47OK, Karen, talk us through the challenge.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49OK, we did a quick debrief beforehand
0:23:49 > 0:23:51- and I told you the secret behind it. - Yes.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53We'll not tell everyone about it.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55So, I'm going to go first, just to make sure it's safe
0:23:55 > 0:23:57and also show you the pace you go at.
0:23:57 > 0:23:58And then it'll be your turn.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01- Remember the two questions I'll be asking you as well.- Of course.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04OK, there's just one thing we need and that's to cheer and support.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05Come on, guys.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18- Wow.- Didn't flinch!
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- OK, first one up, here we go.- Here we go!
0:24:21 > 0:24:23- Come on!- Come on, Sam!
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- Are you ready?- Yeah!- Show me!
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Come on!
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Yeaaah-ha-ha!
0:24:36 > 0:24:39- Mark, are you ready?- I am ready! - Come on, come on, come on.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44- Yay!- Come on, baby!
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- How good was that?! Oh, that was wicked.- Amazing.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52- That was really good.- Fantastic.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Guys, seriously, do not try that at home,
0:24:54 > 0:24:57we did have a safety briefing before so it was all very safe.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59That was amazing.
0:24:59 > 0:25:04So, Karen, I suppose it's over to you now to decide who was the winner.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07I have to decide on style and grace, and I have to say...
0:25:07 > 0:25:08AUDIENCE: Sam! Mark!
0:25:08 > 0:25:11- ..it's a draw.- BOTH: A draw! Yay!
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Yes, woo!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16OK, so it was a draw, so that means that everybody,
0:25:16 > 0:25:19you get yourselves a Wind-Up pick n' mix.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24That was brilliant, but it's going to be even better now,
0:25:24 > 0:25:28because playing us out, it's the fantastic Loveable Rogues!
0:25:28 > 0:25:29- See you.- Bye.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:40 > 0:25:41AUDIENCE CLAP IN RHYTHM
0:25:41 > 0:25:43SONG: "Lovesick"
0:25:43 > 0:25:47# I'm lovesick and I'm sick of this love game
0:25:47 > 0:25:51# And I'm tired of hearing I'm the one to blame
0:25:52 > 0:25:55# Lovesick and I'm sick of this love game
0:25:55 > 0:25:57# Tired of hearing I'm the one to blame
0:25:57 > 0:26:00# And I'm sick of you telling me to go and get dressed
0:26:00 > 0:26:03# As if I'm the man you're here to impress
0:26:03 > 0:26:05# I was crumbled like apple pie
0:26:05 > 0:26:07# When you left my flat only wearing a goodbye
0:26:07 > 0:26:10# In your bag were my Ralph Lauren tops
0:26:10 > 0:26:13# On your feet were my brand-new work-out Reeboks
0:26:13 > 0:26:15# You turn and smile with them come-to-bed eyes
0:26:15 > 0:26:18# But all I could think of was all them pork pies
0:26:18 > 0:26:20# You kept on telling me night after night
0:26:20 > 0:26:23# Then you just open up after every fight
0:26:23 > 0:26:25# Can we go on? Is this something to teach
0:26:25 > 0:26:28# To all of the kids that I'm trying to reach?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30# "Romance is dead" is what my grandparents preach
0:26:30 > 0:26:33# Cos they used to ballroom dance on Brighton beach
0:26:33 > 0:26:36- # All you know is the migraine - Migraine!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38- # All you do is give me a migraine - Migraine!
0:26:38 > 0:26:41# I'm sure I'd be happy, it's fine
0:26:41 > 0:26:43# At least I'd have more money in the bank
0:26:43 > 0:26:46# Lovesick and I'm sick of this love game
0:26:46 > 0:26:48# Tired of hearing I'm the one to blame
0:26:48 > 0:26:51# And I'm sick of you telling me to go and get dressed
0:26:51 > 0:26:53# As if I'm the man you're here to impress
0:26:53 > 0:26:56# Lovesick and I'm sick of this love game
0:26:56 > 0:26:58# Tired of hearing I'm the one to blame
0:26:58 > 0:27:00# Sick of you telling me to go and get dressed
0:27:00 > 0:27:04# As if I'm the man you're here to impress
0:27:04 > 0:27:08# Some things aren't meant to be, I'm done losing sleep over you and me
0:27:08 > 0:27:11# I was dumb, blindfolded, but now I see
0:27:11 > 0:27:16# Blessed, we both agree that some things aren't meant to be
0:27:16 > 0:27:19# I'm done losing sleep over you and me
0:27:19 > 0:27:21# I was dumb, blindfolded, but now I see
0:27:21 > 0:27:24# Blessed that we both agree that...
0:27:24 > 0:27:27# Lovesick and I'm sick of this love game
0:27:27 > 0:27:29# Tired of hearing I'm the one to blame
0:27:29 > 0:27:32# Sick of you telling me to go and get dressed
0:27:32 > 0:27:34# As if I'm the man you're here to impress
0:27:34 > 0:27:37# Lovesick and I'm sick of this love game
0:27:37 > 0:27:39# Tired of hearing I'm the one to blame
0:27:39 > 0:27:42# Sick of you telling me to go and get dressed
0:27:42 > 0:27:44# As if I'm the man you're here to impress
0:27:44 > 0:27:47# Lovesick and I'm sick of this love game
0:27:47 > 0:27:49# Tired of hearing I'm the one to blame
0:27:49 > 0:27:52# Sick of you telling me to go and get dressed
0:27:52 > 0:27:55# As if I'm the man you're here to impress
0:27:55 > 0:27:57# Lovesick and I'm sick of this love game
0:27:57 > 0:28:00# Tired of hearing I'm the one to blame
0:28:00 > 0:28:02# Sick of you telling me to go and get dressed
0:28:02 > 0:28:03# As if I'm the man
0:28:03 > 0:28:05# As if I'm the man
0:28:05 > 0:28:06# As if I'm the man
0:28:06 > 0:28:07# You're here to impress. #
0:28:07 > 0:28:09Blackout. Woo!