0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Wind me up, put me down
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Start me up and watch me go
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# It's easy once you know how it's done
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# You can't stop now It's already begun. #
0:00:15 > 0:00:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your hosts.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23They're crazy, they're kooky
0:00:23 > 0:00:26and they've washed especially for this evening.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30It's Sam and Mark!
0:00:30 > 0:00:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- How are you doing? - Bub-bup, bub-bup, bub-bup!
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- Come on!- Yes, yes, yes, yes! - Oh, yeah, baby!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- Welcome to the weekend!- Oh!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49CHEERING
0:00:50 > 0:00:53- Oh, yes.- Oh, yes.- Oh, yes.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Yes, it's Friday. - We're Sam and Mark.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- So that can mean only one thing... - Welcome to Countryfile.- No.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01LAUGHTER
0:01:01 > 0:01:03- He's winding you up, of course. - Winding you up.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06That's the name of the show. It's written in giant letters.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Big Friday Wind-Up, people.- Yes!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Remember the first rule of Big Friday Wind-Up...
0:01:14 > 0:01:15BOTH: No-one is safe.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16So with that in mind,
0:01:16 > 0:01:20let's find out a little more about our lovely studio audience.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- Thanking you. - Yes, very kind of you, thanks.
0:01:24 > 0:01:29So many expectant faces.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33You all look absolutely terrified! But I am going to go to you!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Really?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40No, it's not, actually. I'm only kidding, because I'm actually
0:01:40 > 0:01:42looking for you, Alexis.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44HE LAUGHS
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- How are you doing, you all right? - Yeah, thanks.
0:01:46 > 0:01:51A little birdie has told us that your mum is a bit embarrassing.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Is that true?- Yeah. - What does she do?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56She goes around singing everywhere.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Oh, no! It has been said that she's a bit of a rock chick.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Is that right? Yeah?- Yeah.- Oh!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06And so much so, that the family actually bought her
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- an electric guitar for Christmas. - Yeah.- What happened?
0:02:09 > 0:02:15- She doesn't use it at all.- What?- You mean THIS electric guitar?- That one?
0:02:15 > 0:02:22- It's a lovely guitar.- What does she use instead?- Nothing.- Nothing?
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- She just does air guitar all the time?- Yeah.- Oh, Mum!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Where is your mum tonight?
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Um, I think... I don't know.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33- DAD:- Conference.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36MARK LAUGHS
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Alexis, could you imagine if we'd helped to construct
0:02:39 > 0:02:41an elaborate ruse and she was actually waiting backstage
0:02:41 > 0:02:45ready to embarrass you on national television?
0:02:45 > 0:02:46Well, she is!
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Please give it up for Rocking Ruth.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:00 > 0:03:02GUITAR ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- SAM AND MARK:- Yeah!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Good! She's good.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Wow!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Yeeeah!
0:03:23 > 0:03:28Rocking Ruth, I like that. I should give this to its rightful owner.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31There you go. You should maybe use that from now on.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Alexis, I probably know the answer to this.
0:03:33 > 0:03:38- But what did you think of that performance?- It was horrific.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42There's a word that's not used enough, in that context.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Never mind, Alexis, because you're about to get your own back,
0:03:44 > 0:03:47because you need to come with me, and you, Ruth,
0:03:47 > 0:03:50you need to get ready, because we're about to play Mum On A Wheel.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Spin that mum and make her squeal. Come on, Sam.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00AUDIENCE: Wind up that wheel!
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Here we go.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04# Let's go round again
0:04:04 > 0:04:07# Maybe we'll turn back the hands of time. #
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Where's it stopping?
0:04:10 > 0:04:15- Oh!- Would you believe it? - Wait there one second.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19It's landed on "Foam" - I can't believe it, Ruth!
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- Alexis, think of the pocket money! - We're going to have fun here.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Guys, get ready to foam in three, two, one...foam!
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Stop the foaming. How are you feeling, Mum, are you all right?
0:04:38 > 0:04:42- I'm a respectable businesswoman! - MARK LAUGHS
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Not only more!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Time for the second spin. Here we go!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49# Let's go round again
0:04:49 > 0:04:52# Maybe we'll turn back the hands of time. #
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...
0:04:55 > 0:04:59Ooh, ooh...yeah!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05You've landed on "Star", which means, Alexis,
0:05:05 > 0:05:07you win this fantastic prize.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11It's an MP4 player. Yes! Get in there.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Nice work, very good work, Mum. Good spinning. How are you feeling now?
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Father Christmas has got one less present to get.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Have you had fun, guys? - Yes.- Fantastic.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Let's hear it one more time for Alexis and Ruth, everyone.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Brilliant. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:28 > 0:05:33'Chimpy's on the loose. Watch out! Have it!'
0:05:33 > 0:05:35ROARING
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Oh! A-agh!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Agh! A-agh!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44THEY ALL SCREAM
0:05:48 > 0:05:49THEY ALL SCREAM
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Everybody in the Wind-Up audience, give it up for Beth and Kate.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Lovely to see you, girls. You enjoying the show so far?
0:06:03 > 0:06:04- BOTH:- Yeah.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- In unison.- I've noticed, Kate, it's your birthday today.- Yeah.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- Happy birthday.- Hooray!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11CHEERING
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Now, not so long ago,
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- Mark and I set these girls up with our hidden cameras, didn't we?- Yes.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19"Yeah, they did."
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Our task was to disguise ourselves as different characters without
0:06:22 > 0:06:26you recognising us, in a game we like to call In Yer Face.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30- Kate, down Camera Four, say, "Run VT".- Run VT.
0:06:31 > 0:06:36- Another peaceful day in Kingston Upon Thames.- Until we showed up!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42CAR HORN BEEPS
0:06:45 > 0:06:49CAR BACKFIRES
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Welcome to another round of In Yer Face.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Today, we've wound things up a notch,
0:06:53 > 0:06:57because this challenge is quite possibly our toughest yet.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58I'm taking Beth...
0:06:58 > 0:07:00..and I'm taking Kate.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02And they've both been in the Wind-Up studio audience
0:07:02 > 0:07:07- so they know all about In Yer Face. - What? Are we bonkers?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- We just may be.- The aim of the game is to not get recognised.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13And we've got loads of costumes and cunning disguises to help.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19But if they uncover our true identity and make a positive ID
0:07:19 > 0:07:21right in our faces, it's game over.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26OK, let's kick things off with Round One - Lost Clown.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Can these two jokers avoid getting recognised whilst
0:07:28 > 0:07:31clowning around in a town? First up, Sam.
0:07:31 > 0:07:36OK, Sam, may I just say you look fantastic as a clown? Nice glasses.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Thanks, mate.- Here are the rules. You need to be a lost clown.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44- You need to ask her for directions to a house of your choosing.- OK.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45What accent will you do?
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Clowns are pretty stupid, so I might be from Wolverhampton.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51MARK GASPS
0:07:51 > 0:07:53How dare you!
0:07:59 > 0:08:00(It's exciting!)
0:08:00 > 0:08:05- Morning, I don't suppose you know where house number 22 is, do you?- 22?
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Yeah. I'm trying to find it here on the map but I can't find it.
0:08:09 > 0:08:15- 'She's looking. She's so looking.' - Yeah.- OK.- There's 22 on our road.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17My glasses are coming off, sorry.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19MARK LAUGHS
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Cool, thank you very much. Thank you, cheers. Thank you.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Do you want a balloon?
0:08:23 > 0:08:26OK, bye. Bye.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30- I've dropped my nose!- She didn't even take a balloon off you!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Ha ha! No, it's a hollow victory.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- Why?- She didn't take a balloon and you lost your nose.- Hang on, though.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42That should make it better. I lost my nose,
0:08:42 > 0:08:45she still didn't recognise me and I offered her a balloon,
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- she didn't want one.- Ridiculous.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51So Sam takes an early lead. Next up, Mark.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55OK, Mark, it's your turn. How are you feeling?
0:08:55 > 0:08:59- A little nervous after your...- Victory.- Well...
0:08:59 > 0:09:00OK, you know the rules.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03I tell you something, if she takes a balloon off you,
0:09:03 > 0:09:05I will give you a pat on the back.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Oh, well, there's incentive for you(!).
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Here she comes, good luck, she's coming with her dad, mate.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Don't mess it up.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21Excuse me, I don't suppose you know where number 22 is, do you?
0:09:21 > 0:09:25I'm a bit lost. Do you know 22?
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Basically, you go up there.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28All right.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Ooh, she's suspicious!
0:09:29 > 0:09:35- Say it, say it!- Sorry. - Say it.- Do you know?- Say it!
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Do you want a balloon? Cos I've got loads in my back pocket for you.
0:09:39 > 0:09:45- Lovely.- Thank you.- Nicely done. - Thank you, I'll see you.- Oh!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Thanks very much. I'll need it!
0:09:48 > 0:09:49That was risky.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59That, my friend, was a close one.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Yeah. I've never been so scared in my entire life.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Why didn't she say it? I could have won on the first round.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07It's fine, it's 1-1.
0:10:07 > 0:10:12So with the scores one apiece, let's move on to Round Two, Scuba Diver.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Will our lads be able to pass themselves off as deep sea divers
0:10:16 > 0:10:21- without making a splash? First up, Scuba Sam.- Oh, Sam.
0:10:21 > 0:10:26- Some, Sam, Sam.- I look like my dad. - You do, actually. A lovely 'tache.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29OK, here are the rules.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32When Beth comes in, you need to strike up a conversation with her.
0:10:32 > 0:10:37- OK.- But you must include the word in the conversation of...
0:10:37 > 0:10:39In fact, I'm not going to tell you now,
0:10:39 > 0:10:43- I'm going to tell you when Beth comes in.- Oh, cheeky!
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Right, well, good luck. - Don't make it a silly word.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51HE LAUGHS
0:10:53 > 0:10:58G'day, guys. If you need any help with anything, just give as a holler.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01The word I want you to get into the conversation is "gravy".
0:11:01 > 0:11:04You guys need any help, or are you all gravy?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- Do you have, like, different sizes? - She has no clue.
0:11:10 > 0:11:15- How's that feeling, yeah? - Yeah.- Yeah? Good.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Thank you.- Thanks.- Oh, man!
0:11:24 > 0:11:27That was all gravy, mate!
0:11:27 > 0:11:31- 2-1, mate.- Oh, mate.- You must be so nervous.- I am so nervous.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35- I need to get out of this and you need to get into it.- Oh, man!
0:11:35 > 0:11:39So, Sam leads 2-1. Next to take the plunge, it's Mark.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42# 2-1 to me. #
0:11:42 > 0:11:48- Yeah, yeah, yeah.- 2-1 to me. You're nervous, I can tell.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50You're so nervous that your glasses are steaming up.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53What's your accent going to be?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- DUTCH ACCENT:- I'll speak like this.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Oh, dear!
0:12:01 > 0:12:07- Good luck.- Hello, there. - Your word is "moustache".
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- You like scuba?- Yeah.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- You like scuba?- Yeah.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14If you want to check the size of the goggles, you have to put them
0:12:14 > 0:12:19on your face and then suck in to make sure they're the right size.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- You get them caught in your moustache.- He said it, moustache.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Very good, very good.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Breathe in through the nose and it sucks on the face
0:12:27 > 0:12:29and then you'll know.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Have you done it? Yes.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33"Sucks on the face!"
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Enjoy your holiday.- Man!
0:12:41 > 0:12:45- Yes! Back in the game, methinks. - Can't believe that.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48My favourite bit of that was, "You have to your breathe
0:12:48 > 0:12:50"through your nose to suck it on the face."
0:12:50 > 0:12:53I thought my moustache was coming off.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55You were good, man.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Agh, whoo!
0:12:57 > 0:12:59So that's 2-2.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02In Yer Face, Round Three. Bird-watcher.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06Will Sam and Mark's binoculars leave their targets seeing double?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09First up, Sam.
0:13:10 > 0:13:15You are a bird-watcher and you're looking for a rare species of bird.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16It doesn't matter which one,
0:13:16 > 0:13:20but what you do need to do is play on the old bird whistle.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Yep.- Best of luck.- Thanks, mate.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Here she comes, mate.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30DUCK CALL ON WHISTLE
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Excuse me, just wondering if you could help me.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39I'm looking for this rare bird, it's called a hobby.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42It reacts to a certain bird call. It's...
0:13:42 > 0:13:44DUCK CALL ON WHISTLE
0:13:44 > 0:13:46I have a spare whistle if you'd like to help.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52- OK, OK, thank you.- Oh!- I'll move on somewhere else. Thank you.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54DUCK CALL ON WHISTLE
0:13:56 > 0:13:57Oh, hold your horses.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59She's got you.
0:13:59 > 0:14:04'Say it. Say it. Say it!'
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Come on. Just say it, say it. Say it. Say it.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09DUCK CALL ON WHISTLE
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Aw!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14APPLAUSE
0:14:14 > 0:14:16DUCK CALL
0:14:16 > 0:14:18- All right?- No.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22# I am through to the final. #
0:14:22 > 0:14:24No, what happened was, she actually said to her mum,
0:14:24 > 0:14:27"That's Sam, isn't it?" But she didn't say it to you.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31- Exactly. - Look at your 'tache! It's awful.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Absolutely fan-'tache-tic.
0:14:33 > 0:14:363-2 to Sam, can Mark level it up?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Mark, this is the big one for you.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- I'm already through to the final. - Game on, bring it.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Here they come, dude. Good luck.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49DUCK CALL ON WHISTLE
0:14:49 > 0:14:52She's laughing already.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Hello there. I wonder if you could help me.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59I'm looking for a rather rare bird in this neck of the woods,
0:14:59 > 0:15:03it's called a dipper. I don't know whether you've seen it, at all?
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Say it, come on, say it.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Well, it's a rather interesting call that they... Look.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12RHYTHMIC CALL
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- She's just laughing at you. - Would you like a go?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- I've got a spare one here if you'd like one.- Thank you.- Say it, say it!
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I think you're supposed to go...
0:15:23 > 0:15:25BOTH BLOW BIRD CALLS
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Yes, yes. Not too bad.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Ooh, hang about. - Do I? That's interesting.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Say it, actually say it!
0:15:35 > 0:15:39- Well, it's lovely to meet you. - Don't you get out of this!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- What, sorry?- Surely, come on.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- Good-looking chap, yes? - He's all right.
0:15:52 > 0:16:00- Ha ha! A-ha, in your face! - OK, you win.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Me and Sam, I should say, have been playing a little game
0:16:04 > 0:16:06called In Yer Face.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10I had you and Sam had Beth and you'll never guess what.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12- Oh, did I pick you?- Yes, exactly.
0:16:12 > 0:16:19- Here he is.- Hello. You all right?- It's you two!- Yeah!
0:16:19 > 0:16:24- You've rumbled us completely because I've lost and he's won.- Hooray!
0:16:24 > 0:16:26He's won. Oh, man.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29So, Sam's the winner, but is he feeling lucky?
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Let's find out. Round Four, Lucky Dip.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36- # So I'm in the final. # - Yes, yes.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39# You didn't make it to the final. #
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- All right, all right. - I've won.- Yes, OK.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43- Let's see how far we can take it.- OK.
0:16:43 > 0:16:49Because this, my friend, is called The Big Friday Wind-Up Lucky Dip.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53- Ah, my eyes!- I know. What you need to do is put your hand in here
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- and that is the only disguise you'll get.- OK.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00All right? So put your hand in. Have a look.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04- Glasses.- Oh, brilliant.- Wow. - Look at that. Put them on.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08- That really isn't a very good disguise.- You look like Clark Kent.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Basically, what you've got to do is go over there
0:17:11 > 0:17:14and sit on that wall next to Beth.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- I can enjoy this, because I've already won it.- Shut up.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22- I'll enjoy it. See you later. - Out the car.- Enjoy yourself.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- I will. - I'm the winner, see you later.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32'You've only got your glasses to disguise you. Ha-ha-ha!
0:17:32 > 0:17:36'Go on, sit down by her. she's looking straight at you.'
0:17:38 > 0:17:42'She's smiling! She's smiling, she's pointing.'
0:17:44 > 0:17:45MARK CHUCKLES
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Excuse me? You're Sam.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57How are you doing? Nice to see you. You all right?
0:17:57 > 0:18:00We've been playing a game with you called In Yer Face.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02- I know you've seen it before.- Yeah.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06- And Mark was playing with Kate, come on in, guys.- How you doing? Hello.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Do you remember earlier this morning you went into a scuba shop.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- Was that you?- That was me!
0:18:12 > 0:18:15- I didn't... - Did you have no clue?- No, no!
0:18:20 > 0:18:25Yeah, yeah, yeah. Victory for me. Mark, you are rubbish at this.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28I'm just too well-known for my own good.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- OK, guys, have you had a good time? BOTH:- Yeah.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Excellent. You've been great sports. Give it up for Beth and Kate!
0:18:34 > 0:18:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:37 > 0:18:40And happy birthday, again.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43But the surprises don't stop there. No, no, no.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54- Ah, Lucy!- You've got no idea why you're here, do you?
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- Absolutely no idea whatsoever. - OK, well, let's fill you in.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- It's actually something to do with your- dad. I knew it.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02LAUGHTER
0:19:02 > 0:19:06Now, a little birdie has told us that you find him pretty embarrassing.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07- Is that true?- Yes.- Really?
0:19:07 > 0:19:11What kind of things does he do that embarrasses you, then?
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Well, erm, he does this action
0:19:14 > 0:19:18in super...in shopping markets, especially.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Oh, really? What does he do?
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Ohh!
0:19:21 > 0:19:24You mean, like, he tries to be "street?"
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Yeah, and he says, like, "Loser!
0:19:26 > 0:19:29"Whatever, major loser!" Things like that.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31"Whatever, major loser"?!
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- I've never heard of such things. - That's pretty embarrassing.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37And also, another little birdie has told us that your dad
0:19:37 > 0:19:41is a fan of CBBC and he's a fan of a particular character on CBBC.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44- Who might that be?- Hacker T Dog. - Oh, we love Hacker, don't we?
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Love Hacker.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51- Legend.- Yeah. How much does your dad like Hacker?
0:19:52 > 0:19:57- Ten!- Ten! Two hands' worth. - He likes him ten.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Well, we've actually got a little picture of your dad,
0:19:59 > 0:20:02- proving how much he loves Hacker. Look at that.- Aww.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Picture on the fridge?- Love that.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07And would you say, I mean, would...
0:20:07 > 0:20:09She's...!
0:20:09 > 0:20:14- She's gone.- Do you think your dad would like to meet Hacker?- Erm, yes.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16- Yeah, I bet he would. - Lucy, where's your dad today?
0:20:16 > 0:20:21Well, I think he's supposed to be in Birmingham, on a work trip.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23That is a shame, actually,
0:20:23 > 0:20:26cos he's missed out on the chance to meet his TV hero,
0:20:26 > 0:20:28because ladies and gentlemen,
0:20:28 > 0:20:31put your hands together for Hacker T Dog.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:35 > 0:20:37All right, cocker!
0:20:38 > 0:20:44Get amongst it! Milky brews and meat paste for everyone!
0:20:44 > 0:20:46LUCY SCREAMS AND LAUGHS
0:20:46 > 0:20:50It's Hacker, everybody. Hiya, Hacker, you all right? Nice to see you.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- Hello, mate, you all right? - It's Hacker, wa-a-ay!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Now, I think it's safe to say that we all know
0:20:59 > 0:21:02that this isn't actually Hacker T Dog, is it?
0:21:02 > 0:21:04It's Lucy's dad, Rob, everyone.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:09 > 0:21:12So, Lucy, on a scale of one to ten,
0:21:12 > 0:21:14how embarrassing is your dad right now?
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Erm, unbelievably,
0:21:17 > 0:21:20and I'm never, ever going to forgive him for doing this.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Please follow us, because we are about to play Daddy Cool.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Come on over.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:33 > 0:21:38OK, Rob, we are going to test your knowledge of all things street.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Mark and I will give you a word or phrase
0:21:40 > 0:21:43that's popular with young people of today,
0:21:43 > 0:21:47and you must translate that into Standard Queen's English. Understood?
0:21:47 > 0:21:51- Yes.- Excellent.- Yeah, Sam, there's a bit of a problem.- What?
0:21:51 > 0:21:52Someone's stolen the quiz cards!
0:21:52 > 0:21:55AUDIENCE: Oo-ooh!
0:21:55 > 0:21:59But what kind of sick and twisted being would do such a thing?
0:21:59 > 0:22:00Y'all right, cockers?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:07 > 0:22:11Yes, that was worth the entrance fee, weren't it?
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Well, I suppose, seeing as you're here,
0:22:13 > 0:22:16you may as well meet your number one fan. Rob, meet Hacker.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20- Hacker, meet Rob.- Y'all right, Rob? - Yeah, get amongst it!
0:22:20 > 0:22:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:22 > 0:22:26- How's it going, me homey?- Brilliant!
0:22:26 > 0:22:30Oh, Hacker, what do you think of Rob's street talk?
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Well, it's a little bit weird, if I'm honest, in't it, cockers?
0:22:33 > 0:22:37- I feel for you, Lucy, I really, really do.- Thank you, Hacker.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Seeing as though you're here, you might as well do the quiz.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- You might as well be quiz master. - I'm trapped in this bin, aren't I?
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- I might as well do summat.- OK, so you're going to say the phrases
0:22:46 > 0:22:48and Rob is going to translate them.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Lucy, you can help him out, as well, that's fine.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53And remember, you've got everything to play for, because we've got
0:22:53 > 0:22:57a load of amazing prizes up for grabs, hand-picked by Hacker himself.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00AUDIENCE: Oo-ooh!
0:23:00 > 0:23:04- Some of 'em are from the Pound Shop. - Don't tell 'em that!
0:23:04 > 0:23:06- OK, guys, are you ready? - Yes.- Excellent.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Hacker, can you give us the first phrase, please?
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Course, I can, Sam or Mark.
0:23:12 > 0:23:17Sam and Mark, you are well sick, innit?
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Interesting, so what does Hacker mean?
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Does he think Mark and I are,
0:23:21 > 0:23:23A, really cool,
0:23:23 > 0:23:25B, a pair of fools,
0:23:25 > 0:23:27or C, a bit poorly?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30What d'you reckon, guys? A, B or C?
0:23:30 > 0:23:31- We think it's, you say...- A.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34You're saying A, really cool? Hacker, what's the answer.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36You are correct!
0:23:36 > 0:23:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Thank you very much, so that means you have won yourselves a prize.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Let's see what it is.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47'Remove old and discoloured grout from your bathroom tiles
0:23:47 > 0:23:51'with this portable soft-grip grouting rake.'
0:23:51 > 0:23:53That was me, that.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Well, everybody needs a grouting rake.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00- What d'you think, yeah? - Yeah, good.- Top prize.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02I'm from Wigan!
0:24:03 > 0:24:07All right, let's see if you can win anything better this time.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11- Off you go, Hacker. - I love dis Wind Up show.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15It's bare jokes, innit? You know what I'm saying, though, innit?
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Isn't it?! ISN'T IT?!
0:24:18 > 0:24:20ANSWER ME!
0:24:20 > 0:24:25So, angry Hacker thinks Wind Up is "bare jokes".
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Does that mean he thinks it's A, very funny,
0:24:27 > 0:24:29B, not very funny
0:24:29 > 0:24:32- or C, a bit rude? - What d'you reckon, guys?
0:24:32 > 0:24:35- This is for the star prize. - What's th'answer?
0:24:35 > 0:24:37LAUGHTER
0:24:37 > 0:24:38What do you think, audience?
0:24:38 > 0:24:41AUDIENCE: A!
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- HOOTER BLOWS - A?
0:24:43 > 0:24:47A, OK. Going for A, very funny.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Er, I'm afraid that...
0:24:48 > 0:24:50THAT'S CORRECT!
0:24:50 > 0:24:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Yes! Bare means "very" and jokes means "funny."
0:24:56 > 0:24:59It's not about rude jokes.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01"Ooh, stop it, madam! Yes, no, missus, no, yes!"
0:25:01 > 0:25:03LAUGHTER
0:25:03 > 0:25:04Congratulations, guys.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08That means you've won today's star prize, and here it is.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11'Here's a tablet you won't find hard to swallow.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13'It's not a tablet as in medication, cocker,
0:25:13 > 0:25:17'it's one of them digital tablet things. You'll figure it out.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19'T'instructions are going to be with it.'
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- Cheers, cocker.- Nice one, fantastic.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28- Are you happy with that, guys?- Yes. - Fantastic, you've done really well.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32You've been fantastic sports. Lucy, was it worth all the embarrassment?
0:25:32 > 0:25:35- Yes.- What are you going to say to your dad when you get him home?
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- Never do this again.- What was it like meeting your number one fan?
0:25:38 > 0:25:42A little bit strange. You need to get out more, Rob, if I'm honest.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45We are struggling for guests
0:25:45 > 0:25:47for series three of Hacker Time, so I didn't shout.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Everybody give it up for Lucy, Rob and Hacker!
0:25:50 > 0:25:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:54 > 0:25:57- Wind Up.- It's where it's at.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01You know what, I think nobody should watch. I have no interest, at all.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02We're kind of a big deal.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06I've heard they write their own stuff. You can tell.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Everybody knows us.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13We think they're great, their cheeky smiles and the Geordie accents.
0:26:13 > 0:26:14No, mate, that's Ant and Dec.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18- 100% primetime Sam and Mark.- Yeah!
0:26:22 > 0:26:24We'll see you next time,
0:26:24 > 0:26:27but before we go, playing us out, it's A*M*E. Take it away.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:29 > 0:26:31MUSIC: "Play The Game, Boy" by A*M*E
0:26:36 > 0:26:38# I came to bring the heat, so hot
0:26:38 > 0:26:41# Girls keep on watching me, so what?
0:26:41 > 0:26:43# I'm going to dance until the break of dawn
0:26:43 > 0:26:46# And feel the rhythm as the beat goes on
0:26:46 > 0:26:48# I came to rock it out, that's right
0:26:48 > 0:26:50# Tonight, I'm going wild Let's fight
0:26:50 > 0:26:53# I'm going to dance until the break of dawn
0:26:53 > 0:26:55# And feel the rhythm as the beat goes on
0:26:55 > 0:27:01# You can't stop me now or hold me down
0:27:01 > 0:27:03# I'm calling you out
0:27:03 > 0:27:05# Baby, I'm calling
0:27:05 > 0:27:10# You can't stop me now or hold me down
0:27:10 > 0:27:14# I'm calling you out I'm calling
0:27:14 > 0:27:16# Play the game Play the game, game
0:27:16 > 0:27:19# Play the game Play the game
0:27:19 > 0:27:21# Play the game Play the game, game
0:27:21 > 0:27:24# Play the game Play the game
0:27:24 > 0:27:26# Play the game Play the game, game
0:27:26 > 0:27:28# Play the game Play the game
0:27:28 > 0:27:31# Play the game Play the game, game
0:27:31 > 0:27:34- # Play the game, boy - Play the game, boy
0:27:34 > 0:27:35# Boy, I came here just to have a good time
0:27:35 > 0:27:38# Standing in the corner trying to toy with my mind
0:27:38 > 0:27:40# Hitting hard moves Getting rude on the dance floor
0:27:40 > 0:27:43# Talking to the DJ Asking him for more, more
0:27:43 > 0:27:45# More, more
0:27:45 > 0:27:47# More, more, dance all night You can meet me on the floor
0:27:47 > 0:27:50# If you want to take a shot Better show me what you got
0:27:50 > 0:27:53# Now you're the toy Go ahead and play the game, boy
0:27:53 > 0:27:55# Ha, go ahead and play the game, boy
0:27:55 > 0:27:57# Play the game Play the game, game
0:27:57 > 0:28:00- # Play the game - I'm calling
0:28:00 > 0:28:02- # Play the game - Baby, I'm calling
0:28:02 > 0:28:05# Ha, play the game, boy. #