Episode 9

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0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Wind me up, put me down

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Start me up and watch me go

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# It's easy once you know how it's done

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# You can't stop now, it's already begun... #

0:00:13 > 0:00:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:16 > 0:00:20'Ladies and gentlemen, here are your hosts,

0:00:20 > 0:00:22'the gruesome Wind-Up twosome.

0:00:22 > 0:00:25'It's Sam and Mark!'

0:00:25 > 0:00:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:31 > 0:00:34Come here, you! Come here!

0:00:34 > 0:00:36La, la, la, la!

0:00:36 > 0:00:39High-five, high-five, high-five!

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Wooo, yeah!

0:00:46 > 0:00:48- BOTH:- Welcome to Wind-Up!

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53It's the show that does exactly what it says on the tin.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55What's that, then?

0:00:55 > 0:00:58- It winds people up, Mark, of course!- Ah, yes!

0:00:58 > 0:01:01- Wind-Up's our name, surprises are our game.- If you like surprises...

0:01:01 > 0:01:03- You're in the right place. - If you like pranks...

0:01:03 > 0:01:06- You're in the right place. - And, if you like Brussels sprouts...

0:01:06 > 0:01:07Definitely, definitely...

0:01:07 > 0:01:08- in the wrong place.- Definitely.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10But stay tuned to find out what happened

0:01:10 > 0:01:14when some of our fans were pranked right on their doorstep.

0:01:14 > 0:01:15Hiya, mate.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17A new window cleaner in the area.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19I am the best in the business.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21You won't get better than me.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24I've been working on some new moves. Do you like that? And that, as well?

0:01:24 > 0:01:26What is he doing?

0:01:26 > 0:01:28To top it all off, there'll be a performance from,

0:01:28 > 0:01:30check this, Tyler James!

0:01:30 > 0:01:32CHEERING

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Loved that guy on The Voice!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Loved him!

0:01:36 > 0:01:39The catch phrase of our show is... BOTH: No-one's safe.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42- And the wind-up starts...- Now!

0:01:42 > 0:01:44- Thank you very much.- Lovely.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49So many nervous faces.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52I could be coming to speak to any one of you guys.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53I'll come over here.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56All right, mate? How you doing?

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Andrew, how you doing, mate? Are you all right?

0:01:58 > 0:02:01- I'm all right, thank you.- Is this your daughter Millie?- It is, yeah.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04- Hello, Millie. How you doing? - Fine.- Yeah?

0:02:04 > 0:02:06I hear that Andrew, your dad,

0:02:06 > 0:02:09does something rather embarrassing to your brother.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10- Is that true?- Yeah.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Go on, could you explain?

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Well, when he's not looking,

0:02:14 > 0:02:17he pulls his pants down and trumps in front of his face.

0:02:17 > 0:02:18LAUGHTER

0:02:18 > 0:02:22Andrew! This is a classy show, mate.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Why do you do it? Why do you do it?!

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Retribution.- Retribution. All right.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29- And does that embarrass you?- Yeah.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Don't do it. Don't do it.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34You've not got one brewing now, have you?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- No, not yet.- All right. Good luck to you, anyway.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39All right, Sam, over to you, mate.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43That is disgusting! Andrew! Oh!

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Right, I am now going to come and speak to...you.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Hello, Marin. You all right?- Yeah!

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- How's it going?- Good. - Good. Excellent!

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Now, do you have any idea why I've sat next to you here?

0:02:54 > 0:02:56- No.- You don't?

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Well, what would you say if I said

0:02:59 > 0:03:02# Uh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh... #

0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Oh, no.- What would that mean to you, Marin?

0:03:05 > 0:03:06- My dad.- Your dad?

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Interesting! Now, what is it about your dad?

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Why does that ring any bells?

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Any time that song comes on, he dances to it.- Really?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15- So, he loves a bit of Beyonce, does he?- Yes!

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Oh, interesting. Is he quite embarrassing in general, your dad?

0:03:18 > 0:03:20- Yeah.- Does he dress up a lot?- A lot.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Actually, we've got a picture of your dad dressed up right now.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Let's take a look. There he is!

0:03:25 > 0:03:27LAUGHTER

0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Now, forgive me if I'm wrong, but that's not Beyonce, is it?- No!

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Who's he dressed up as there?

0:03:32 > 0:03:34- What's she called?- Sandy. - Sandy out of Grease.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Sandy out of Grease? Oh!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Well, I tell you something, it's a real shame,

0:03:39 > 0:03:41because I don't know about you guys, but I would love to see

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Marin's dad do the Beyonce dance right now, wouldn't you guys?

0:03:45 > 0:03:47- No!- No? You guys are saying no.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Well, unfortunately, we can't,

0:03:49 > 0:03:51- because your dad's not here today, is he?- No.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Well, to tell you the truth, Marin, your dad is here.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56In fact, he's going to do the dance right now.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Beyonce Dad!

0:03:59 > 0:04:01CHEERING

0:04:01 > 0:04:03- # All the single ladies - # All the single ladies

0:04:03 > 0:04:05- # All the single ladies - # All the single ladies

0:04:05 > 0:04:08- # All the single ladies - # All the single ladies

0:04:08 > 0:04:09# All the single ladies

0:04:09 > 0:04:11# Now put your hands up

0:04:11 > 0:04:13# Up in the club, we just broke up

0:04:13 > 0:04:16# I'm doing my own little thing

0:04:16 > 0:04:17# You decided to dip

0:04:17 > 0:04:18# And now you wanna trip

0:04:18 > 0:04:20# Cos another brother noticed me

0:04:20 > 0:04:23# I'm up on him, he up on me

0:04:23 > 0:04:25# Don't pay him any attention

0:04:25 > 0:04:28# Just cried my tears for three good years

0:04:28 > 0:04:30# You can't be mad at me

0:04:30 > 0:04:33# Cos if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it

0:04:33 > 0:04:35# If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it

0:04:35 > 0:04:38# Don't be mad once you see that he want it

0:04:38 > 0:04:40# Cos if you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it

0:04:40 > 0:04:43# If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it

0:04:43 > 0:04:45# If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it

0:04:45 > 0:04:47# Don't be mad once you see that he want it

0:04:47 > 0:04:50# If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it

0:04:50 > 0:04:52# Oh, oh, oh. #

0:04:52 > 0:04:54CHEERING

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Yes! Yes!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Oh, Beyonce's never looked so good, my friend!

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Oh, did you enjoy that, Dad?

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Oh, yeah!

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Give it up for Gavin, everyone!

0:05:05 > 0:05:07CHEERING

0:05:07 > 0:05:10'Take one fake photo booth and one rubber spider

0:05:10 > 0:05:13'and this is what you get!'

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Aaargh!

0:05:15 > 0:05:16- Argh!- Argh!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Argh!

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Argh!

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Aaaargh!

0:05:27 > 0:05:30So, let's get back to the business of winding up.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like you to meet some friends of ours.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Give it up for Lewis and Callum!

0:05:34 > 0:05:36CHEERING

0:05:36 > 0:05:38All right, ladies? Sorry, sorry.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41All right, lads, how you doing? Good to see you!

0:05:41 > 0:05:45- How you doing? Are you enjoying the show so far?- Yeah.- Excellent!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47- Looking rather dapper, I must say.- You are, nice.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Now, not so long ago, these lads were the subject

0:05:50 > 0:05:52of one of our wind-ups, weren't you?

0:05:52 > 0:05:53- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55We filmed you with our hidden cameras,

0:05:55 > 0:05:58and our task was to disguise ourselves as different

0:05:58 > 0:06:00characters without you recognising us.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Now, did you guys have any idea what was going on?- No.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04No. I even had the mind to go and shout my mum.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06THEY LAUGH

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Brilliant! Let's take a look and see what happened.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Callum, do the honours down camera one.- Run VT!

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Oh, another majestic day in Manchester.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Until we turned up!

0:06:24 > 0:06:25HORN HONKS

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Hello, and welcome to another edition of In Yer Face.

0:06:33 > 0:06:34And today, we are going to get

0:06:34 > 0:06:37right in the face of two of our biggest fans.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40- What, your mum and dad? - Ye... No! These two.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- I'm taking Callum. - And I'm taking Lewis.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46The aim of the game is not to get recognised.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48And we've got loads of costumes and cunning disguises to help.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51And whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53But if they uncover our true identity

0:06:53 > 0:06:56and make a positive ID right in our faces,

0:06:56 > 0:06:57then it's game over.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03'Oh, my word. What do they look like?

0:07:03 > 0:07:05'Absolutely ridiculous!

0:07:05 > 0:07:06'A couple of hairy Marys.'

0:07:06 > 0:07:08First up, Sam.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Well, well, well. Mr Sam Nixon.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14- You look like you should be in a '70s rock band.- Thanks, man.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16You are a window cleaner.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19What I want you to do is knock on Lewis's door, hand him a flyer

0:07:19 > 0:07:23and then maybe show him some of your window-cleaning techniques.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Give him a demo.- Yeah. I've got me squeegee. I'm ready for it.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Oh, brilliant. OK. Well, the best of luck.

0:07:28 > 0:07:29You do realise, if he does say,

0:07:29 > 0:07:31"Are you Sam from Sam and Mark?" you're out first go?

0:07:31 > 0:07:34This is the point where I normally give you trash talk,

0:07:34 > 0:07:36but I'm not confident, so I won't today.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Oh, go on. I like it.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40All right, then. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's not going to get me.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Yeah, I've missed that.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45KNOCKS ON DOOR

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Hello, you all right, mate?

0:07:47 > 0:07:49I just wondered if you could give that to your mum.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50I'm a new window cleaner in town.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56I'm just going round all the houses on the street, just trying to

0:07:56 > 0:07:57get a new business going, all right?

0:07:57 > 0:08:01If you look at this, lads, you just give it a good clean like that.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04And then I'll squeegee it off and, I tell you something,

0:08:04 > 0:08:06I am the best in the business.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07You won't get better than me.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Just, there's the leaflet.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11If you take a look, love, and let me know

0:08:11 > 0:08:14if you need any window cleaners, yeah?

0:08:14 > 0:08:16All right, love. Thanks. See you later. Bye!

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Absolutely nailed it.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19# When I'm cleaning windows. #

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- That was easier than I thought. - Tell me about it!

0:08:24 > 0:08:26That was highly successful. I tell you something,

0:08:26 > 0:08:28though, I'm a horrible window cleaner!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Yes, you really are!

0:08:30 > 0:08:32I can see the smears from here!

0:08:32 > 0:08:34100% no streaks? That's a lie!

0:08:34 > 0:08:37'So, Sam streaks into an early lead.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38'Next up, Mark!'

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Don't forget, Mark, I am 1-0 up.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42I'm already through to the second round.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45If Callum gets you on the first hurdle, you are out.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48I am going to be, like, the best window cleaner ever.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51I'm going to sell it, so don't worry about that.

0:08:51 > 0:08:52I'll do it.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54SAM LAUGHS

0:08:54 > 0:08:55HE KNOCKS

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Hiya, mate. New window cleaner in the area.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Take a leaflet there. Look at that.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07If you'd like to take a look at what type of stuff I can do.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Put that on there.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Get the squeegee.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Down, down and down.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17"Down."

0:09:17 > 0:09:18Now, the rem-e-nants will come off there,

0:09:18 > 0:09:21- but you know what I'm saying. - Rem-e-nants?

0:09:21 > 0:09:23All right, mate. So, if you take a leaflet.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Number on the bottom there. What's your name?

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Nice to meet you, Callum. You take care.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30You take a leaflet. See you soon.

0:09:30 > 0:09:31No idea.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35CHEERING

0:09:35 > 0:09:38- All right!- That was good.- Yes!

0:09:38 > 0:09:39They've got no idea.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41"The rem-e-nants will disappear."

0:09:41 > 0:09:43THEY LAUGH

0:09:43 > 0:09:45'With the scores at one apiece,

0:09:45 > 0:09:47'let's bust a move into Round Two.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50'Break dancer. Look at them perms!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52'There's some fantastic disguises this week.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55'Right, let's see some dance moves, Sam.'

0:09:55 > 0:09:56# Can't touch this...#

0:09:56 > 0:09:58All right, Mr Sam Nixon.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Looking rather brilliant. - Thanks, man. I'm ready for it.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02You are a break dancer.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04What's your name going to be?

0:10:04 > 0:10:05- Ricky B.- What's the B stand for?

0:10:05 > 0:10:07- B-boy.- Oh, yeah.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09- I should know that. - And I'm from Brooklyn.- Wow.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11You reckon you can pull off the American accent?

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Probably not.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14OK, well. Here are the rules.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17You've got to show Lewis a new move that you've made up, right?

0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Right.- And then ask him to name that move.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22- OK, I can do that. - Do you reckon you can?

0:10:22 > 0:10:25I'm Ricky B, man! I'm from Brooklyn!

0:10:25 > 0:10:26LAUGHTER

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Here we go.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40He's going to get him!

0:10:40 > 0:10:42How you doing, guys! I'm Ricky B!

0:10:42 > 0:10:44How you doing? I'm Ricky B from Brooklyn, New York!

0:10:44 > 0:10:46"Ricky B from Brooklyn!"

0:10:46 > 0:10:50How you doing, guys? I've got a new move. You want to see my new move?

0:10:50 > 0:10:51Do you want to see my new move?

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Here we go. How we doing?

0:10:54 > 0:10:56This is my new move, man!

0:10:56 > 0:10:57This is my new move!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59He's looking at him really strangely!

0:10:59 > 0:11:02See? What do you think I should call the move, man?

0:11:02 > 0:11:03You don't know?

0:11:03 > 0:11:05He's proper like, "What is going on here?"

0:11:07 > 0:11:08I'm Ricky B!

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Say it, say it! Come on!

0:11:10 > 0:11:12See you next time.

0:11:12 > 0:11:13Aww!

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Sam Nixon, you are lucky!

0:11:18 > 0:11:20How you doing? I'm Ricky B!

0:11:20 > 0:11:24- What?!- How you doing?- That's...

0:11:24 > 0:11:26That was unbelievable.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28- He was stunned. - I don't think he's got any idea.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30He hasn't got a clue.

0:11:30 > 0:11:31And that's really bad.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34- Bad for you!- It really is. How could he not know?!

0:11:34 > 0:11:36What do you mean? I'm Ricky B!

0:11:36 > 0:11:39'So, Ricky B, aka Sam, leads 2-1.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41'Next up, Marky Mark.'

0:11:41 > 0:11:44- 2-1 to me, Mark!- Yes, yes, I know.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46You must be feeling pretty nervous!

0:11:46 > 0:11:48No, I'm not, actually. I'm feeling good.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50You're very good at break dancing.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52- Will you do your shoulder freeze? - Well, you know.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54I have got a background in break dancing.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56So, this should be a breeze.

0:11:56 > 0:11:57Do you want to know my B-boy name?

0:11:57 > 0:12:00- Go on, then.- Big Dog Hands Clap.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Big Dog Hands Clap?

0:12:03 > 0:12:04Wow. Good luck, dude!

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Yo, man! See my break dance, man!

0:12:07 > 0:12:08# It goes a little something

0:12:08 > 0:12:10# Like this... #

0:12:10 > 0:12:13Hey, man, you like break dancing? You like that?

0:12:13 > 0:12:15You don't like break dancing?

0:12:15 > 0:12:18You want to watch the Big Dog break dance?

0:12:18 > 0:12:21I've been working on some new moves. Do you like that? And that, as well?

0:12:21 > 0:12:23But this one's my favourite.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25You go on the floor like that...

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Wow. Impressive.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29You stay there until it really hurts.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Oh! Well, I'm the Big Dog. What's your name, man?

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Nice to meet you, Callum.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36All right, let's do this!

0:12:36 > 0:12:38He's got no idea whatsoever.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41What is he doing?

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Well, hello to the Big Dog!

0:12:46 > 0:12:48THEY LAUGH

0:12:48 > 0:12:50My favourite bit of that was,

0:12:50 > 0:12:51"You hold it until it really hurts!"

0:12:52 > 0:12:54- Well done!- Hey, cheers, mate!

0:12:54 > 0:12:56'So, that's two all.'

0:12:59 > 0:13:02'Will these two beauties be able to wing it, or will they get caught?

0:13:02 > 0:13:04'First to take flight, Samantha.'

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Hello, Mrs Nixon!

0:13:08 > 0:13:10A nice, feminine look for me.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11OK, mate, here are the rules.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14You are a...female butterfly warden

0:13:14 > 0:13:16and you're worried about the butterflies

0:13:16 > 0:13:20being caught in people's clothes as they leave Animal World.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23What I want you to do is, when Lewis exits,

0:13:23 > 0:13:24I want you to check his clothes

0:13:24 > 0:13:27for any butterflies that may have got caught.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Then ask him to repeat a butterfly pledge

0:13:29 > 0:13:31that you have come up with yourself.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Right. OK.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Have you got one in mind?

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Err... I don't know. Not really.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39I think I'll have to make that one up on the spot.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42I am looking forward to that more than you will ever know.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Hi, there, guys. Did you have a nice time at the Animal World?- Yeah.- Good.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53We've just got to make sure that there are no butterflies

0:13:53 > 0:13:55that's got into your clothes.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57I tell you something, they're swines. They get everywhere.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Do you mind just checking your pockets?

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Just make sure that there's no butterflies.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03He's got a beard!

0:14:03 > 0:14:05That's lovely. Thank you very much.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07And just one last thing that we always do,

0:14:07 > 0:14:10we always get our visitors to just make a pledge to the butterflies.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Is that all right?

0:14:12 > 0:14:14- So, I...- I...

0:14:29 > 0:14:31MARK LAUGHS

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Thank you very much. Have a lovely day, guys.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Thank you! Bye!

0:14:35 > 0:14:37You've got to be joking.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43- It's just too easy.- Wait a minute.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Have you paid him off or something?

0:14:45 > 0:14:48You've got a grey wig and lipstick on!

0:14:48 > 0:14:49You're the same person!

0:14:49 > 0:14:51He has got no idea.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53- I can't believe this!- 3-2.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55- I'm in the final once again!- Oh, man!

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Am I ever going to win this game?

0:14:57 > 0:15:00'That is highly unlikely.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03'It's 3-2 to Sam, but will Marketta be able to level t'scores?'

0:15:03 > 0:15:07I can see the pressure coming out of your eyeballs.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08There's no pressure on me.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11- 3-2 to me!- But look at this! I can pull this off!

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Don't forget, if he says,

0:15:13 > 0:15:15"You're Mark from Sam and Mark," it's game over.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17I know the rules of the game, thank you.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Here he comes, mate. Good luck!

0:15:23 > 0:15:24'Scuse me, 'scuse me.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26I'm one of the butterfly wardens

0:15:26 > 0:15:29and we've had some problems with the butterflies escaping.

0:15:29 > 0:15:30So, I was just wondering

0:15:30 > 0:15:33if I could see whether you've got any butterflies on you?

0:15:33 > 0:15:36Cos I'm trying to keep them all safe.

0:15:36 > 0:15:37He's looking suspicious!

0:15:37 > 0:15:41So, what we do, for everybody that comes down, is to do a pledge.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43- After me, I... Your name.- Callum.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Great. Oh, high-five to that, Callum.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Nice work. OK, off you go. I'll see you later!

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Oh, I caught him!

0:16:05 > 0:16:07I caught him good and proper!

0:16:07 > 0:16:11I can't believe he's not got you!

0:16:11 > 0:16:13I can't believe neither of us have been got today.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16We just make beautiful-looking women.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19'So, Mark's levelled it up to three all.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21'It's time for a decider...'

0:16:23 > 0:16:26'Sam and Mark must both choose one item

0:16:26 > 0:16:28'from the mystery box of disguises.

0:16:28 > 0:16:29'Sam draws some sideburns. Yes.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32'And Mark a pair of Spock ears.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35'Now they have to follow their target up a travelator,

0:16:35 > 0:16:40'and whoever remains unidentified for the longest is the winner.

0:16:40 > 0:16:44'So, both Lewis and Callum are making their way onto

0:16:44 > 0:16:47'the travelators, closely followed by Sam and Mark.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50'It's Mark that reaches Callum first.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52'Will that prove to be a mistake?'

0:16:52 > 0:16:54- Sorry, sorry.- 'Yes, yes, it will.

0:16:54 > 0:16:55'He's looking at him

0:16:55 > 0:16:57'and he's been rumbled.

0:16:57 > 0:16:58'So, back to Sam.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01'It looks like he's been spotted, as well.

0:17:01 > 0:17:02He's smiling.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04'He's looking to his mother

0:17:04 > 0:17:06'but she can't give him the answer.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08'Surely, he must know!

0:17:08 > 0:17:10'Yes, Sam Nixon, you're rumbled,

0:17:10 > 0:17:11'but you're the winner.'

0:17:11 > 0:17:13CHEERING

0:17:13 > 0:17:17- I'm sorry! I've got an issue with this!- What?

0:17:17 > 0:17:20I've got an issue with this. Your Lucky Dip item was sideburns.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22You could have just had your hair cut funny.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25I had Spock ears! They're so much tougher!

0:17:25 > 0:17:28- I reckon that should have been a draw, personally.- No!

0:17:28 > 0:17:32Definitely not! Now, Callum, Lewis, did you guys have fun that day?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34- Yeah!- Excellent. What was the funniest bit for you?

0:17:34 > 0:17:36The funniest bit was when you came to the window.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39Cos I was like, "Oh, no. What's going on now?"

0:17:39 > 0:17:40What about yourself, Callum?

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Mine was the butterfly park, when we had to say the pledge.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45And have you stuck to the pledge, lads?

0:17:45 > 0:17:48- Yeah...- No! - Stay away from them moths, will you?

0:17:48 > 0:17:49Yeah, do it. OK, brilliant.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Give it up, everyone, for Lewis and Callum!

0:17:51 > 0:17:54CHEERING

0:17:54 > 0:17:58And, just when you thought you couldn't take any more surprises,

0:17:58 > 0:18:00- we just keep 'em coming.- Oh, yes!

0:18:07 > 0:18:10OK! Jess, we've heard that your dad

0:18:10 > 0:18:12would really like to be a TV weatherman.

0:18:12 > 0:18:16- Is that right?- Yeah.- Really? Why does he want to be a TV weatherman?

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Well, he thinks that...

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Sorry, Jess. Sorry, Jess.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22I've just got to stop you there, actually.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Oh, yeah, sorry. Yeah, sorry.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27We're going to have to take a break there for an urgent news bulletin

0:18:27 > 0:18:30as there's a severe weather warning coming through.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33And you might find this particularly interesting.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Just take a look at this.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Well, sorry to interrupt Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up,

0:18:38 > 0:18:41but we have a severe weather warning for you.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Yes, over to Andrew for more details.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Thank you. We interrupt the programme to bring you

0:18:45 > 0:18:47some strange unsettled weather being forecast.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50So you'd better be ready for just about anything.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Jess here looks so excited for the day,

0:18:52 > 0:18:54but let's see what she's got to look forward to.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57The big picture shows low-pressure bringing you

0:18:57 > 0:19:00plenty of showers in the way, but there's also lots of sunshine.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03Heavy rain will come first and bring some serious flooding.

0:19:03 > 0:19:07In fact, you may have to find alternative ways of getting around.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10But the unsettled weather also means very strong sunshine and high UV

0:19:10 > 0:19:12levels, so make sure you slap on the SPF,

0:19:12 > 0:19:14just like these people here.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16That's today's weather with Andrew.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Thank you and back to the Wind-Up studio.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Very good! Very good!

0:19:20 > 0:19:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:19:22 > 0:19:24So...

0:19:24 > 0:19:26So, Jess, who was that weatherman?

0:19:27 > 0:19:28My dad!

0:19:28 > 0:19:30- Yay!- It was indeed your dad.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32And he's sat in the studio audience.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35Please, go crazy for Jess's dad, Andrew!

0:19:35 > 0:19:37CHEERING

0:19:37 > 0:19:40BOTH: Bring on the Truck of Luck!

0:19:42 > 0:19:45HORN HONKS

0:19:51 > 0:19:55OK. There is something inside this vehicle,

0:19:55 > 0:19:56but Mark and I have no idea what.

0:19:56 > 0:20:00- But, whatever it is, we just have to go with it.- It could be anything.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Yes, that's the surprise, you see?

0:20:02 > 0:20:04- OK, you ready?- I think so. - OK, Chimpy,

0:20:04 > 0:20:06please reveal the mystery guest!

0:20:08 > 0:20:09# Eat my goal... #

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Oh, no! What?

0:20:11 > 0:20:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:20:18 > 0:20:19Wow!

0:20:19 > 0:20:21MUSIC: "Eat My Goal" by Collapsed Lung

0:20:27 > 0:20:28Wow!

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Yeah!

0:20:43 > 0:20:45CHEERING

0:20:48 > 0:20:51- Very good! John, is it, I believe? - It is, yes. Nice to meet you.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54This is John. So, you're a football freestyler?

0:20:54 > 0:20:55That's it, that's what I do.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58I have got no chance here! I can't even do one kick-up!

0:20:58 > 0:21:00You're like a human dolphin or something!

0:21:00 > 0:21:01LAUGHTER

0:21:01 > 0:21:03- Wow!- Oh, hello! What's this?

0:21:03 > 0:21:05The challenge is a penalty shoot out.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07You get 20 seconds to score as many goals as you can,

0:21:07 > 0:21:10but Chimpy's in goal and you have to wear these clown shoes.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12LAUGHTER

0:21:12 > 0:21:13At least I might have a bit of a chance, then.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15You've got more than a bit of a chance.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18- Look at the size of these bad boys! - So, that is our challenge.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20- But how do you lot think we are going to do?- OK, right, studio...

0:21:20 > 0:21:23- AUDIENCE:- Oooh!

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Studio audience, while we put on these ridiculous clown shoes,

0:21:26 > 0:21:29we need you to vote for who you think will be the best.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31- If you get it right, there is a prize in it for you.- Yes.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Now, you each have two cards.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Blue for me and pink for Mark.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37So, please make your decisions and...

0:21:37 > 0:21:38BOTH: Raise your cards!

0:21:40 > 0:21:45AUDIENCE SHOUT

0:21:45 > 0:21:47- It's about 50-50, that.- 50-50.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49You got everything on?

0:21:49 > 0:21:51- OK, good?- Good. Good.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54All right, all right, all right.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56I'll do my best for you, Sam fans!

0:21:56 > 0:21:58- OK, John, am I going first, then? - You're going first, yes.

0:21:58 > 0:22:02So, remember, Chimpy's in goal. 20 seconds to score as many as you can.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04OK. Where's my positioning? Where do you want me?

0:22:04 > 0:22:07- Right in front of the stage. - OK.- Good luck!

0:22:07 > 0:22:09- Right here?- Ready?

0:22:09 > 0:22:10Three, two, one, go!

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Oh, no!

0:22:12 > 0:22:14MUSIC: "Match Of The Day" by Barry Stoller

0:22:14 > 0:22:15Well saved, Chimpy!

0:22:15 > 0:22:16Yes!

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Oh! Two!

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Ah!

0:22:21 > 0:22:22Yeah! Oh, no.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Oh, no!

0:22:25 > 0:22:27- AUDIENCE:- Oh!

0:22:28 > 0:22:30- Curler!- Oh, no, rubbish.

0:22:30 > 0:22:31KLAXON BLARES

0:22:31 > 0:22:34All right, Chimpy!

0:22:34 > 0:22:37- Three, that's good. - Don't you patronise me!

0:22:37 > 0:22:40- In 20 seconds, that's all right! - It's not bad.- Three, was it?

0:22:40 > 0:22:42- Oh, rubbish!- I lost count.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44You ready, Chimpy? You ready for the hurricane?

0:22:44 > 0:22:46OK, so, dude. Three to beat.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48- Ready? Good luck, Mark. - Thanks, mate.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Three, two, one, go!

0:22:50 > 0:22:52MUSIC: "Match Of The Day"

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Come on, Chimpy! Save them for me!

0:22:54 > 0:22:55Good save!

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Yes!

0:22:59 > 0:23:01- AUDIENCE:- Oh!

0:23:01 > 0:23:03CHEERING

0:23:04 > 0:23:06- AUDIENCE:- Oh!

0:23:08 > 0:23:10CHEERING

0:23:10 > 0:23:12KLAXON BLARES

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Chimpy!

0:23:18 > 0:23:19Wooo!

0:23:19 > 0:23:20Wooo!

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Wooo!

0:23:24 > 0:23:26SAM LAUGHS

0:23:26 > 0:23:29- Well done, well done.- Cheers, man.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31All right, so, it's a win for me

0:23:31 > 0:23:35and that means it's a win for everyone who voted for me!

0:23:35 > 0:23:38CHEERING

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Because you will all receive a no expense spared

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Big Friday Wind-Up toy!

0:23:43 > 0:23:45'Oooh.'

0:23:45 > 0:23:47- OK, shall we get our breath back? - Yes, please.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49While we do that, take a look at what else

0:23:49 > 0:23:52is coming up on this series of Wind-Up. Yeah!

0:23:52 > 0:23:55- Wind-Up.- It's where it's at.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58THEY LAUGH

0:23:58 > 0:23:59PFFFT

0:23:59 > 0:24:01SHE SCREAMS

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Oh!

0:24:03 > 0:24:04- Hello.- Oh, my...

0:24:06 > 0:24:08The happiest I'll ever be in my life.

0:24:08 > 0:24:09Come on, baby!

0:24:10 > 0:24:12CHEERING

0:24:12 > 0:24:14We will see you next time, but, before we go,

0:24:14 > 0:24:16playing us out, it's the fantastic Tyler James.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Take it away. Ooh!

0:24:31 > 0:24:35# Can't find the pieces of my broken heart

0:24:38 > 0:24:42# Can't see the light, I'm fading into dark

0:24:45 > 0:24:49# I fake the hurt I go through every day

0:24:49 > 0:24:52# Like I'm OK, like I'm OK

0:24:56 > 0:24:59# Every moment since you left I swear

0:24:59 > 0:25:02# My world stopped turning

0:25:02 > 0:25:05# Every picture in my heart of you

0:25:05 > 0:25:08# Just keeps on burning

0:25:11 > 0:25:14# I haven't cried a single tear all year

0:25:14 > 0:25:18# I don't remember, is it September?

0:25:18 > 0:25:21# Haven't cried a single tear all year

0:25:21 > 0:25:24# I gotta confess, though, it feels like disaster

0:25:24 > 0:25:27# And things will never be the same

0:25:28 > 0:25:30# And all the hurt, it still remains

0:25:31 > 0:25:34# I haven't cried a single tear all year

0:25:34 > 0:25:38# Become the master of a million fears

0:25:38 > 0:25:40# Ain't cried a single tear

0:25:40 > 0:25:44# Ain't cried a single tear

0:25:44 > 0:25:48# Ain't cried a single tear

0:25:48 > 0:25:51# Ain't cried a single tear

0:25:53 > 0:25:55# Living without you

0:25:55 > 0:25:58# Don't know where to start

0:26:00 > 0:26:05# Can't fight the will to slowly fall apart

0:26:06 > 0:26:11# Living a lie, I tell myself every day

0:26:11 > 0:26:15# I'll be OK, I'll be OK

0:26:17 > 0:26:21# Lost in loneliness, can't find my way

0:26:21 > 0:26:24# I keep on stalling

0:26:24 > 0:26:27# In the emptiness I swear

0:26:27 > 0:26:31# That I still hear you calling

0:26:33 > 0:26:36# I haven't cried a single tear all year

0:26:36 > 0:26:38# I don't remember

0:26:38 > 0:26:40# Is it September?

0:26:40 > 0:26:43# Haven't cried a single tear all year

0:26:43 > 0:26:45# I gotta confess, though

0:26:45 > 0:26:47# It feels like disaster

0:26:47 > 0:26:50# And things will never be the same

0:26:50 > 0:26:53# And all the hurt, it still remains

0:26:53 > 0:26:57# I haven't cried a single tear all year

0:26:57 > 0:26:59# Become the master of a million fears

0:26:59 > 0:27:02# Ain't cried a single tear

0:27:03 > 0:27:06# Ain't cried a single tear

0:27:14 > 0:27:16# Oh, oh, oh

0:27:21 > 0:27:24# I haven't cried a single tear all year

0:27:24 > 0:27:28# I don't remember, is it September?

0:27:28 > 0:27:31# Haven't cried a single tear all year

0:27:31 > 0:27:33# I gotta confess, though

0:27:33 > 0:27:35# It feels like disaster

0:27:35 > 0:27:38# And things will never be the same

0:27:38 > 0:27:41# And all the hurt, it still remains

0:27:41 > 0:27:45# I haven't cried a single tear all year

0:27:45 > 0:27:48# Become the master of a million fears

0:27:48 > 0:27:52# Ain't cried a single tear. #