Episode 1

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03MUSIC: "Jerk It Out" by Caesars

0:00:03 > 0:00:06# Wind me up, put me down Start me up and watch me go

0:00:06 > 0:00:10# It's easy once you know how it's done

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# You can't stop now It's already begun. #

0:00:15 > 0:00:18Sam And Mark's Total Wind-Ups - boom!

0:00:18 > 0:00:21If you like hidden camera shenanigans...

0:00:21 > 0:00:22You're in the right place, my friend.

0:00:22 > 0:00:25Sit back and feast your eyes on some of our favourite pranks

0:00:25 > 0:00:28- from Big Friday Wind-Up. - Let's kick things off in Kingston.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33Welcome to another round of In Yer Face.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35And today, we have wound things up a notch.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Because this challenge is quite possibly our toughest yet.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39I'm taking Beth...

0:00:39 > 0:00:41And I'm taking Kate.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44The aim of the game is not to get recognised.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47And we've got loads of costumes and cunning disguises to help.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50And whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52But if they uncover our true identity

0:00:52 > 0:00:55and make a positive ID right in our faces, then it's game over.

0:00:56 > 0:01:00OK, let's kick things off with Round One - Lost Clown.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Can these two jokers avoid getting recognised

0:01:02 > 0:01:05whilst clowning around in a town? First up, Sam.

0:01:05 > 0:01:10OK, Sam. May I say you look fantastic as a clown? Nice glasses.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Thanks, mate!- Here are the rules. You need to be a lost clown.

0:01:13 > 0:01:18- You need to ask her for directions to a house of your choosing.- OK.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19What accent are you going to do?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Clowns are pretty stupid, aren't they?

0:01:21 > 0:01:23So I might be from Wolverhampton.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25MARK GASPS Ooh, ho-ho-ho-hoo!

0:01:25 > 0:01:27How dare you!

0:01:29 > 0:01:31ALARM SOUNDS

0:01:32 > 0:01:34(Oh, it's exciting!)

0:01:34 > 0:01:38Morning. I don't suppose you know where house number 22 is, do you?

0:01:38 > 0:01:42- 22?- Yeah. I'm trying to find it here on the map, but I can't find it.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- Oh, she's looking. She's so looking. - Down here?- Yeah.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48- OK.- There's 22 on our road, yeah.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Oh, my glasses are coming off, sorry.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52MARK LAUGHS

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Cool, thank you very much, thank you, cheers, thank you.

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Do you want a balloon?

0:01:56 > 0:02:00- No, I'm fine.- OK, bye. Bye.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02(I've dropped my nose, dropped my nose!)

0:02:02 > 0:02:04She didn't even take a balloon off you.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11- SAM LAUGHS - No, it's a hollow victory.- Why?

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- She didn't take a balloon and you lost your nose.- Hang on, though.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16That should make it even better. I lost my nose,

0:02:16 > 0:02:17she still didn't recognise me

0:02:17 > 0:02:22- and I offered her a balloon, but she didn't want one.- Ridiculous.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25So, Sam takes an early lead. Next up, Mark.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27PARTY BLOWER SOUNDS

0:02:27 > 0:02:29OK, Mark. It's your turn, how are you feeling?

0:02:29 > 0:02:33- A little bit nervous, after your...- Victory.- Well...

0:02:33 > 0:02:34OK, you know the rules.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- And I tell you something.- Yeah? - If she takes a balloon off you,

0:02:37 > 0:02:40I will give you a pat on the back.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Oh, well, there's incentive for you(!)

0:02:43 > 0:02:46ALARM SOUNDS

0:02:48 > 0:02:49Oh, here she comes. Good luck.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52She's coming with her dad, mate. Don't mess it up.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Excuse me, I don't suppose you know where number 22 is, do you?

0:02:55 > 0:02:59I'm a bit lost. Do you know 22?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01- You go down a bit.- All right.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Oh, she's suspicious!

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Say it, say it!- Sorry.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07'Say it!'

0:03:07 > 0:03:11- Do you know, do you know? - Say it!- Do you want a balloon?

0:03:11 > 0:03:15- I've got loads in my back pocket for you.- Yeah.- Lovely.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17- Thank you.- Nicely done.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- All right, then. Well, thank you.- Oh!

0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Well, good luck, mate. - Thanks very much, I'll need it.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24That was risky.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33That, my friend, was a close one.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37Yeah, I have never been so scared in my entire life.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Why didn't she say it? I could have won on the first round.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42No, it's fine, it's 1-1.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44So, with the scores one apiece,

0:03:44 > 0:03:47let's move on to Round Two - Scuba Diver.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Will the lads be able to pass themselves off as deep sea divers,

0:03:50 > 0:03:55- without making a splash? First up, Scuba Sam.- Oh, Sam.

0:03:55 > 0:04:01- Sam, Sam, Sam.- I look like my dad. - You do, actually! Lovely 'tache.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03OK, here are the rules.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07When Beth comes in, you need to strike up a conversation with her.

0:04:07 > 0:04:12- OK.- But you must include the word in the conversation of...

0:04:12 > 0:04:15In fact, I won't tell you now, I'll tell you when Beth comes in.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Oh, cheeky!

0:04:18 > 0:04:19ALARM SOUNDS

0:04:22 > 0:04:25- All right, well, good luck. - Don't make it a silly word.

0:04:25 > 0:04:26MARK LAUGHS

0:04:28 > 0:04:33G'day, guys. If you need any help with anything, just give us a holler.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36The word I want you to get into the conversation is "gravy."

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Do you guys need any help, or are you all gravy?

0:04:40 > 0:04:45- Um, do you have different sizes? - She has no clue.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47- How's that feeling, yeah? - Yeah.- Yeah? Good.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- Thank you.- Thanks.- Oh, man!

0:04:58 > 0:05:04That was all gravy, mate! 2-1, mate. You must be so nervous now.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08- I'm so nervous. - So, Sam leads, 2-1.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Next to take the plunge, it's Mark.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14- What will your accent be? - (DUTCH ACCENT) I'll speak like this.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Oh, dear!

0:05:17 > 0:05:18ALARM SOUNDS

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Good luck!- Hello, there.

0:05:24 > 0:05:29- Your word is "moustache". - You like scuba?- Yeah.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31- Yeah, you like scuba?- Yeah.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33If you want to check the size of the goggles,

0:05:33 > 0:05:36- you have to put them on your face and then suck in.- OK.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39To make sure that they're the right size.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41You get them caught in your moustache.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- There, he said it, "moustache". - Very good, very good.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Breathe in through the nose and it sucks on the face

0:05:47 > 0:05:49- and then you'll know... - SAM LAUGHS

0:05:49 > 0:05:56- Have you done it?- "Sucks on the face"!- Enjoy your holiday.- Man!

0:06:00 > 0:06:05- Yes, back in the game, methinks. - Can't believe that.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06My favourite bit of that was,

0:06:06 > 0:06:09"You have to breathe through your nose to suck it on the face."

0:06:09 > 0:06:10BOTH LAUGH

0:06:10 > 0:06:14- I thought my moustache was coming off!- You were good, man.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16BOTH SCREAM Woo!

0:06:16 > 0:06:22So, that's 2-2. In Yer Face, Round Three...

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Birdwatcher.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27Will Sam and Marks' binoculars leave their targets seeing double?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29First up, Sam.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36You are a birdwatcher and you are looking for a rare species of bird.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38It doesn't matter which one.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42- Yeah.- But what you do need to do is play on the old bird whistle.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Yeah.- Best of luck.- Thanks, mate.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48ALARM SOUNDS

0:06:48 > 0:06:49Here she comes, mate.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51QUACKING SOUND

0:06:55 > 0:06:58(IRISH ACCENT) Excuse me? I wondered if you could help me.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00I'm looking for this rare bird here. It's called a hobby.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03It reacts to a certain bird call. It's a...

0:07:03 > 0:07:05QUACKING SOUND

0:07:05 > 0:07:08I have a spare whistle, if you'd like to help.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13- OK. OK. Thank you.- Oh! - I'll move on to somewhere else.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16QUACKING SOUND

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Oh, hold your horses.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Oh, she's got you.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23'Say it, say it! Say it!'

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Come on, come on, just say it, say it, say it, say it!

0:07:29 > 0:07:30QUACKING SOUND

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Oh! Oh, you're joking.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37QUACKING

0:07:38 > 0:07:40- All right!- No.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43# I am through to the final! #

0:07:43 > 0:07:48No, what happened was she said to her mum, "That's Sam, isn't it?"

0:07:48 > 0:07:51- But she didn't say it to you. - Exactly.- Look at your 'tache!

0:07:51 > 0:07:53It's awful!

0:07:53 > 0:07:59Absolutely fan-'tache-tic. 3-2 to Sam. Can Mark level it up?

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Mark, this is the big one for you. I'm already through to the final.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05- Game on, bring it. - Here they come, dude. Good luck.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07ALARM SOUNDS

0:08:10 > 0:08:11QUACKING SOUND

0:08:12 > 0:08:14She's laughing already.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Hello, there. I wonder if you could help me.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21I'm looking for a rather rare bird in this neck of the woods.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25It's called a dipper. I don't know whether you've seen it at all.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Um...- Say it, come on. Say it!

0:08:27 > 0:08:30I'm not too sure, I don't think so.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33No, well it's a rather interesting call that they... Look.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35RHYTHMIC QUACKING SOUND

0:08:35 > 0:08:37She's just laughing at you!

0:08:37 > 0:08:41Would you like a go? I've got a spare one here if you'd like one.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42- Thank you.- Say it, say it!

0:08:42 > 0:08:45I think you're supposed to just go...

0:08:45 > 0:08:46RASPING SOUND

0:08:46 > 0:08:47QUACKING SOUND

0:08:47 > 0:08:49SHE BLOWS

0:08:49 > 0:08:51- Yes, yes. Not too bad. - You look really familiar.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55- Ooh, hang about!- Do I? Do I? Oh, that's interesting.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59- Say it, actually say it! - Well, it's lovely to meet you.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Don't you get out of this!

0:09:02 > 0:09:04- You look just like...- What, sorry?

0:09:04 > 0:09:08- Surely, come on!- You look just like Mark off...what's it,

0:09:08 > 0:09:09TMi with Sam.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11- Good-looking chap, yes? - He's all right.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17SAM LAUGHS Ha ha, in your face!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19HE SIGHS

0:09:19 > 0:09:22OK, you win!

0:09:24 > 0:09:28Me and Sam have been playing a little game called In Yer Face.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32Now, I had you. And Sam had Beth. You'll never guess what.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34- Oh, my God, he had Beth! - Yeah, exactly.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35- QUACKING SOUND - Here he is.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38- Hello.- Oh, my God! - You all right?

0:09:38 > 0:09:41- It's you two!- Yeah, yeah!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43You've rumbled us completely, because I've lost, he's won.

0:09:43 > 0:09:48- Yeah!- He's won.- Oh, man!

0:09:48 > 0:09:52So, Sam's the winner, but is he feeling lucky? Let's find out.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Round Four, Lucky Dip.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56So...

0:09:56 > 0:09:58- # I am in the final - Yeah, yes!

0:09:58 > 0:10:02- # You didn't make it to the final. # - All right, all right!- I've won.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Yes, OK. Let's see how far we can take it.- OK.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09- Because this, my friend...- Oooh!

0:10:09 > 0:10:13- ..is called the Big Friday Wind-Up Lucky Dip.- Agh, my eyes!- I know.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15What you need to do is put your hand in here and that is

0:10:15 > 0:10:17the only disguise that you're going to get.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21- OK.- All right? Put your hand in, have a look.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24- Glasses.- Brilliant.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Look at that. Put them on.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28That really isn't a very good disguise, is it?

0:10:28 > 0:10:30You look like Clark Kent.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33All right, basically what you've got to do is go over there,

0:10:33 > 0:10:36sit on that wall next to Beth.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41- I can enjoy this cos I've already won it.- Shut up.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44- I'm going to enjoy it. - Get out of the car.- Enjoy yourself.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47I will. I'm the winner, see you later.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52'You've only got your glasses to disguise you.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57'Go on, go and sit down by her. She's looking at you.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59'She's looking straight at you.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03'She's smiling. She's smiling and pointing.'

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Excuse me. You're Sam.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19How are you doing, nice to see you? Are you all right?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21We've been playing a little game with you called In Yer Face,

0:11:21 > 0:11:23which I know you've seen before, haven't you?

0:11:23 > 0:11:28- And Mark was playing with Kate. Come in, guys.- Hello, how are you doing?

0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Hello.- You remember earlier on this morning, you went into a scuba shop?

0:11:31 > 0:11:33- Was that you? - That was me!- I didn't...

0:11:33 > 0:11:37- Did you have no clue?- No.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Another classic game of In Your Face.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Now for something completely different.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Take a lift with some random members of the public,

0:11:44 > 0:11:47add one wind-up trumper and this is what you get.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50BLOWS RASPBERRIES

0:11:52 > 0:11:54BLOWS RASPBERRIES

0:11:54 > 0:11:58BLOWS RASPBERRIES

0:11:58 > 0:11:59BLOWS RASPBERRIES

0:12:01 > 0:12:03BLOWS RASPBERRIES

0:12:03 > 0:12:07BLOWS RASPBERRIES

0:12:07 > 0:12:09WOMAN LAUGHS

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Remind me never to get in a lift with that guy.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15Next up in our favourite hidden camera pranks of all time, JLS join

0:12:15 > 0:12:18the Wind-Up team, as they help us prank three of their biggest fans.

0:12:18 > 0:12:23Over to our wind-up actor, Barry, who's posing as JLS's security.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25- Are you all right? - Cheers for sorting this out.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28'And there they are, our massive JLS fans,

0:12:28 > 0:12:31'Jess, Molly and Rebecca, along with Jess's dad, Jamie.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34'He is in on the wind-up and he is pretending that

0:12:34 > 0:12:36'he and Barry are old friends.'

0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Look, you look like you've swallowed a rugby ball.- Don't. I'm on a diet.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42I've got a surprise for you. Girls, you sit down.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Which one of you is a JLS fan?

0:12:45 > 0:12:46All three?

0:12:46 > 0:12:51I've got you access-all-areas tickets.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54SAM: 'I think those faces mean that the girls are pretty excited.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56'So now, Barry gets them

0:12:56 > 0:13:00'to put on special backstage fleeces, for security purposes.'

0:13:00 > 0:13:02'Actually, they contain hidden microphones

0:13:02 > 0:13:05'so we can hear everything they say, but the girls don't know that.'

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Ladies and gentlemen, please stand by, the tour is about to begin.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11The JLS secret tour.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15This is exclusive to you, we don't do it for anybody else, so follow me.

0:13:15 > 0:13:16'First, Barry shows the girls

0:13:16 > 0:13:19'the huge concert stage, before taking them

0:13:19 > 0:13:21'where no-one else gets to go, it's JLS's dressing room.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25'Actually, it's their fake dressing room, but the girls don't know that.'

0:13:25 > 0:13:26Sit down on the JLS sofa.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29This is the sofa that goes everywhere with them.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31THE GIRLS GIGGLE AND SQUEAL

0:13:31 > 0:13:32HE MIMICS THE GIRLS

0:13:32 > 0:13:36So welcome to our inner sanctum, what do you think?

0:13:36 > 0:13:39- HIGH-PITCHED:- Wow. - Eh? What was that?

0:13:39 > 0:13:43- It's amazing.- Who is the biggest fan of the three of you?

0:13:43 > 0:13:47- Why are you a fan of JLS? - I just love them.- But why?

0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Because their music is really cool. - That's a good answer.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52- They're fit.- They're what?

0:13:52 > 0:13:56- They're fit.- They're fit? - Yeah.- I see. What about you?

0:13:56 > 0:14:01- Both.- Both of them? - Yeah.- Good songs and fit. I see.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04- Can we put their clothes on? - What?- No.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07- Can we put their clothes on and we'll look like JLS.- Yeah.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13- Do you know what colour's whose? - Yes.- Which colour is Aston?- Blue.

0:14:13 > 0:14:20- You're right. Who wants to be Aston? - Me!- Me!- You can be Aston.

0:14:20 > 0:14:24- Right, who's green? - Marvin.- Well done, that was quick.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27- You really do know. Put that on. Can you get it on over your jacket?- Yeah.

0:14:27 > 0:14:32- Who's red?- Oritse.- Very good. - That's JB.- Yeah, that's obvious.

0:14:32 > 0:14:36- Are they actually going to wear this?- Yes, tonight.

0:14:36 > 0:14:37Don't tell them, don't worry.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40'The girls actually think they're wearing the clothes JLS

0:14:40 > 0:14:43'will perform in tonight, so let's crank things up a notch.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46'Anyone for some JLS pants?' Here, put them on.

0:14:46 > 0:14:51- Go on, I'll take a photograph of them.- I'm wearing Marvin's T-shirt.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54I'm going to get it sweaty.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57'The girls are falling for this hook, line and sinker, brilliant.'

0:14:57 > 0:15:01There's JB's. I'll take a picture with your camera.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05Stand in a line here, you can be the new JLS. Boy-band acting.

0:15:05 > 0:15:09'We've got the girls looking pretty silly, in what

0:15:09 > 0:15:12'they think is JLS's underwear, so now it's time to show them

0:15:12 > 0:15:14'some of the band's pre-concert rituals

0:15:14 > 0:15:15'that we have obviously made up.'

0:15:15 > 0:15:20- Do you know what a rider is?- No. - It's a wish list.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24Artists can have whatever you want in the dressing room.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28- If you were a big star, what would you want in your dressing room?- JLS.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30THEY LAUGH

0:15:30 > 0:15:33- What would you want?- Sweets. - That is just what they want.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36They eat chocolate like there's no tomorrow.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38It's not any old chocolate, it's special chocolate,

0:15:38 > 0:15:42it's made by a Swiss chef and flown in specially for JLS.

0:15:42 > 0:15:43'Whatever you say, Barry.'

0:15:43 > 0:15:46They have this, then they do their warm up, crazy guys.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Have one of these, see if you can taste the difference.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51'Are you suggesting they eat JLS's chocolate?

0:15:51 > 0:15:55- 'Is that really a good idea?' - I haven't got one.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58So they have their chocolate, then they do this.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Do you know... SINGS: # You make me wanna...

0:16:00 > 0:16:01- GIRLS:- # Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh

0:16:01 > 0:16:03# You make me wanna...

0:16:03 > 0:16:05- GIRLS:- # Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh. #

0:16:05 > 0:16:08- Do you know the moves? - No.- The whole...

0:16:08 > 0:16:09You go to the front, Jess.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11- I can't.- You just did it then.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14You stand there and you stand there, and we're a boy band, right?

0:16:14 > 0:16:16'That's one pretty strange looking boy band.'

0:16:16 > 0:16:19- GIRLS:- # Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh. #

0:16:19 > 0:16:20'Check out those moves.'

0:16:20 > 0:16:23- GIRLS:- # Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25# She makes me want to...

0:16:25 > 0:16:27- GIRLS:- # Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh. #

0:16:27 > 0:16:29'Now they've mastered the moves,

0:16:29 > 0:16:31'it's time for JLS's pre-gig warm up routine.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35- 'It's totally fake, of course.' - Stop.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38You make me wanna bounce, bounce, bounce, stop.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40# You make me wanna... #

0:16:40 > 0:16:42'What do they look like?

0:16:42 > 0:16:45'But they seem to be buying it, so let's crank it up a notch.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48'Barry, please introduce them to the infamous JLS vase.'

0:16:48 > 0:16:52There's a story behind this, on the night they went to the X Factor,

0:16:52 > 0:16:56they were nervous, they didn't know what was going to happen

0:16:56 > 0:16:59and Aston's mum went out and bought them some flowers.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02They didn't have a vase, so she went back out and found this vase.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05- They did so well that night, they came...- Second.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Second. Then they made a record

0:17:07 > 0:17:10and Aston just happened to have this in his bag

0:17:10 > 0:17:14when they made that record and that record went to number one.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Every concert they do, the concerts you've been to before,

0:17:17 > 0:17:19this has been in their dressing room.

0:17:19 > 0:17:24It's now priceless to JLS. Have a feel of it, be careful.

0:17:24 > 0:17:25It's a very nice vase.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Come and have a look at some of the other stuff.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31The show has changed a little bit from last time.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33'Keep an eye on dad.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35'Remember, he's in on this.'

0:17:35 > 0:17:37SMASH!

0:17:39 > 0:17:43- What have you done? Man, oh, man. - I just tripped.- Dear me.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46We'll have to go and get a dustpan and brush or something.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50Don't go anywhere near it, you'll cut yourself. I'll be back in a minute.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54- Did you really just do that?- You've broken their precious vase.- Dad!

0:17:54 > 0:18:00- I stubbed my toe. I think I've broken my toe.- I feel so bad.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03'You should feel bad, you're wearing JLS's clothes,

0:18:03 > 0:18:05'you've eaten their special chocolate,

0:18:05 > 0:18:07'and now their precious vase has smashed

0:18:07 > 0:18:08'and there is worse to come.'

0:18:11 > 0:18:15Um, right, I've got some good news and bad news.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17The good news is that JLS are here,

0:18:17 > 0:18:20and they're going to come in here now.

0:18:20 > 0:18:24Listen, the trouble is I don't have permission to be in here.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28I'm sorry, I've lied to you. I think we should hide or something.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32If they come in here I'll lose my job. Just hide, quick, quick.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Hide behind the table or something.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38Don't make a noise, my job's on the line.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Please. Jamie, I'm so sorry.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44'Here come JLS. Remember, they're in on the wind up too.'

0:18:44 > 0:18:50- That journey was so long, man. - I'm so tired. Tired, man.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Where is the chocolates at?

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Who's been eating my chocolate?

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Someone's been trying on our clothes.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10- Who smashed the vase?- Oh, man. - Where's the security guard.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Someone's been in this room, who...

0:19:13 > 0:19:15'Come out, come out, wherever you are.'

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Listen, I'm not a security guard,

0:19:17 > 0:19:20but I came in because I saw these four people in here

0:19:20 > 0:19:24and they've been trying your clothes on, the guy smashed your vase.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26They're down here.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Do you think that's funny?

0:19:29 > 0:19:32One of them's the daughter and I've got photographs of them.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35- I've got photographic evidence it was them.- That's not fair.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37- This is my favourite vase.- I know.

0:19:37 > 0:19:41- Someone's taken all of our underwear for the show.- They're wearing it.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44- 'I think this has gone far enough.' - We're only joking, girls.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47- This is all a wind up. - Sam and Mark's Friday Wind-Up.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49You guys have just been Smarked!

0:19:55 > 0:19:58'Jess, Molly and Rebecca have been well and truly Smarked.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00'Thanks, JLS.'

0:20:00 > 0:20:01Time now for a quick hit.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04Take one fake photo booth and a rubber snake

0:20:04 > 0:20:05and this is what you get.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06SHE SCREAMS

0:20:08 > 0:20:10THEY SCREAM

0:20:12 > 0:20:15THEY SCREAM

0:20:15 > 0:20:18THEY SCREAM

0:20:20 > 0:20:21THEY SCREAM

0:20:24 > 0:20:26THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH

0:20:28 > 0:20:30- We are mean.- We are, indeed.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33There's just time for one more of our favourite hidden camera pranks,

0:20:33 > 0:20:36so it's over to Liverpool, for another game of In Yer Face.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39- Let's see if Mark can level the scores.- Probably not.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43- I'm taking Ellie. - And I'm taking Abi.

0:20:43 > 0:20:44Let's get ready to rumble.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Round One, Gas Man.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Can these two stinkers pretend they're working

0:20:49 > 0:20:53for a completely made up gas company? First up, Sam.

0:20:53 > 0:20:58Gas man, gas man, gas man. Yay!

0:20:58 > 0:21:00It's one of my favourite ones. This will be brilliant.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03- You smell gas, you know who to call. - OK, here are the rules.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05You're a gas man investigating a gas leak

0:21:05 > 0:21:08that's been reported in the area.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10I want you to knock on Abi's door.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13When Abi answers, ask her if she has smelt any gas

0:21:13 > 0:21:17and you must say the word gas five times during the conversation.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Do you reckon you can do that? - I'll try my best.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22If Abi does say, "Are you Sam from Sam and Mark,"

0:21:22 > 0:21:25it is a very early bath for you, my friend.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30Do your thing, gas man. What's your accent going to be?

0:21:30 > 0:21:33- I think I'm going to go for Welsh. - Oh, interesting.

0:21:40 > 0:21:41Hello, there, I'm from Gas Gas Ltd.

0:21:41 > 0:21:45- We've had reports of a gas leak in the area. Have you smelt any gas?- No.

0:21:45 > 0:21:49You haven't. Well, if you do smell any gas,

0:21:49 > 0:21:52- please get in touch with Gas Gas Ltd.- OK.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Thank you very much.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01I now work for Gas Gas Ltd.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Well, I'm going to work for Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Ltd.

0:22:04 > 0:22:08Your turn, what's your accent going to be?

0:22:08 > 0:22:11- LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT: - Eh, have you smelt any gas?- Right.

0:22:13 > 0:22:17So, Sam leads one, nowt. Next up, Mark.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19OK, Mark, I'm 1-0 up.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22I'm through to the next round if she says,

0:22:22 > 0:22:25"You're Mark from Sam and Mark," you are out of there.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28You watch me do this, this is going to be TV gold.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Remember, you have to say the word gas at least five times.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38- Here we go, here we go. - Excuse me, love.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42I'm the gas man from the gas company.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45There's been reports of a gas leak in the area recently.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48- Have you smelt any gas?- No.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51You've not smelt any gas recently? No, OK.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54If you do smell any gas, get on the website.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56My website, it's called I've Got Gas, all right?

0:22:56 > 0:22:59It's in the phone book, as well. All right?

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Are you Mark?

0:23:03 > 0:23:06- Who's that?- Mark from Sam and Mark.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Yes, I am.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16- No! - HE WAILS

0:23:16 > 0:23:20- Not in the first go. - First round. What a fool.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23That's the first time anybody has ever got it first one.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27- How are you doing? High-five. - All right, Mum.- How are you doing?

0:23:27 > 0:23:29I'll high-five you, as well.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32That is the shortest day for me, ever.

0:23:32 > 0:23:36- Wow, you are rubbish. - Did you not like me Scouse accent?

0:23:40 > 0:23:44Unbelievable scenes. So Sam's the winner.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47Let's see how far he can push it in Round Two, Artist.

0:23:47 > 0:23:51Can Monsieur Nixon draw a picture of his target without getting caught?

0:23:51 > 0:23:55I cannot believe I'm saying this after round number one,

0:23:55 > 0:23:56- but well done.- Thanks, mate.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59This is lovely for me now, because I've won.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02I can just bask in the glory and enjoy this.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04- I'm going to see how far I can take it.- Lovely, look at you.- Sorry.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08- You look ridiculous. - Oh, I heard you, I'm just sorry.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Here are the rules.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13You are an artist, painting in the park.

0:24:13 > 0:24:18But as Abi comes towards you, you need to paint a picture of her

0:24:18 > 0:24:19and give it to her.

0:24:19 > 0:24:23I'm just so in love with painting, I'm so in love,

0:24:23 > 0:24:26- I've done a little picture of you, Mark.- What's that?

0:24:26 > 0:24:30It's you holding up your hands and saying, "I'm rubbish at In Yer Face."

0:24:31 > 0:24:35You are the worst artist ever, I hope she gets you on this one.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40FRENCH SONG PLAYS

0:24:44 > 0:24:46She's looking at you.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Ah, bonjour. Picture?

0:24:51 > 0:24:54- OK.- Bonjour, bonjour.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Tres bien, tres bien.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02Stop saying bonjour.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09Do it quicker, mate. She's going to suss you out in a second.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Come on.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16Come on, Abi, come on.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Tres bien, tres bien.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Surely, surely, you've got to get him.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27- Bonjour, you like?- Yeah.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Ah, tres bien.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31"Bonjour, you like."

0:25:31 > 0:25:32Thank you.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Oh, yeah. By the way, that was the worst drawing ever.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42It really looked bad.

0:25:45 > 0:25:49Oh, I am just so good at this.

0:25:49 > 0:25:53It's the worst drawing ever.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56I genuinely don't know if she knows. I don't think she does.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58So, Sam makes it 2-0.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Can he now give an Oscar-winning performance as a female usher?

0:26:01 > 0:26:03I'm not talking about the pop star Usher,

0:26:03 > 0:26:06I'm talking about people who work in cinema.

0:26:06 > 0:26:07Oh, forget it. Let's move on.

0:26:07 > 0:26:11- Sam Nixon, you're looking absolutely foxy, may I say.- Thanks.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14- I'm loving the pigtails. - Are you eating popcorn?- No.

0:26:14 > 0:26:19- You are, aren't you? - A little bit.- Brilliant. Enjoy it.

0:26:19 > 0:26:23Sam, when Abi comes in, I want you to obviously take her ticket.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Tell her which cinema she needs to go to and I also want you to

0:26:26 > 0:26:30get in a certain word that I will give to you at the appropriate time.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33- OK.- Good luck.- Thank you. - I'll eat my popcorn now.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38- Mate, how are you feeling? - A bit nervous.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40You should do, you look ridiculous.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42You're the loser here. Here they come.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Hiya, you all right? How are you doing?

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Can I see your tickets, please?

0:26:50 > 0:26:53Thank you very much. And it's screen one, OK?

0:26:53 > 0:26:57- That's brilliant.- We need our 3-D glasses, as well.- Of course, yes.

0:26:57 > 0:26:58No worries, no worries.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01'The word I want you to get in is potato.'

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Oh, potato. I dropped it.

0:27:03 > 0:27:07- There's your 3-D glasses.- Thank you.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10And it's the first one on the right, just down there.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13- Off you go, there's your ticket. Thank you very much.- Thanks.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Bye, enjoy the film. Bye.

0:27:15 > 0:27:19"Potato, I've dropped it." Are you kidding?

0:27:22 > 0:27:25She's coming back, she's coming back.

0:27:29 > 0:27:33You look quite familiar, like someone.

0:27:33 > 0:27:34Say it, say it, say it.

0:27:34 > 0:27:39- Do I? Who's that?- Somebody off CBBC. - CBBC, I love CBBC. Really?

0:27:39 > 0:27:43I get that a lot. Is it Helen Skelton?

0:27:43 > 0:27:47- No, it's Sam, from Sam and Mark. - Finally!

0:27:52 > 0:27:56I've been playing a little game with you all day.

0:27:56 > 0:28:00And Mark's been playing the same game with your friend Ellie.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02I am so glad you didn't say anything

0:28:02 > 0:28:05because that means that I'm the winner!

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