0:00:03 > 0:00:07# Wind me, put me down, start me up and watch me go
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# It's easy once you know how it's done
0:00:10 > 0:00:14# You can't stop now, it's already begun. #
0:00:14 > 0:00:19'Sam and Mark's Total Wind-ups! Boom! Have it!'
0:00:19 > 0:00:22Sit back and feast your eyes on some of our funniest
0:00:22 > 0:00:26and most outrageous hidden camera pranks from Big Friday Wind-up.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Let's kick things off in Yorkshire.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32It's time for another edition of In Yer Face.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35And this week, we are getting right in the face of these two.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- I'm taking Jess. - And I'm taking Freya.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41The aim of the game is not to get recognised.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44We've got loads of costumes and disguises to help,
0:00:44 > 0:00:47and whoever gets away with it the longest wins.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49But if they uncover our true identity
0:00:49 > 0:00:53and make a positive ID right in our faces, then it's game over.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57'So, let's kick things off wi' Round One.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00'Can these two heroes pretend to be firemen wi'out raising the alarm?
0:01:00 > 0:01:04'First up, Mark.'
0:01:04 > 0:01:07You make a very convincing fireman. I'd let you rescue me
0:01:07 > 0:01:09out of a burning building!
0:01:09 > 0:01:12- Get off.- OK, mate, here are the rules.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15You are a fireman, you are going round the entire neighbourhood,
0:01:15 > 0:01:19giving out leaflets, because you're trying to find a missing cat.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23That's the cat, right there. Lovely. Now, when Jessica gets to the door,
0:01:23 > 0:01:25you need to tell her about this missing cat,
0:01:25 > 0:01:29and the name of the cat, which I will give to you in your ear.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- What?!- Yep, those are the rules. - Oh!- It's risky, Mark.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35If she says, "You're Mark from Sam and Mark,"
0:01:35 > 0:01:36you are out on the first hurdle.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39No chance. Look at my get-up! I look like a fireman.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42I feel like a fireman. I feel really butch and manly.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43And that never happens.
0:01:43 > 0:01:48- Yeah, I'm not sure about butch and manly, but...- Bit harsh.- Good luck!
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Bet you're nervous!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Excuse me, love, I'm investigating a lost cat,
0:02:05 > 0:02:09- have you seen this cat at all? - No.- The cat's name is Steve.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11The cat's name is Steve.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13I'll hand you this leaflet,
0:02:13 > 0:02:15so if you do see the cat,
0:02:15 > 0:02:18ring that number immediately, OK?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- Have you got any cats of your own? - No.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24OK, well, if you do see Steve lurking around,
0:02:24 > 0:02:29give that a call, please. OK? Lovely to see you, take care.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32HE LAUGHS
0:02:34 > 0:02:41- Steve?!- Steve!- 1-0. Steve the cat is 1-0 up.- My turn.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45You stitched me up good and proper then. But now it's your turn.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49'So, it's 1-0 to Mark. Next up, it's Fireman Sam.'
0:02:49 > 0:02:51HE GROWLS
0:02:51 > 0:02:55You might be wondering, why does Mark have a cup of tea?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- I'll tell you why.- You've got a cup of tea?- Because I'm 1-0 up.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Have you made me one? - No, it'll probably get cold
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- when you've done this challenge. - It's difficult for me,
0:03:04 > 0:03:07because I don't like cats, I don't care that this cat's missing.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Sam, that cat is probably the cutest thing you've ever seen.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- No.- Pipe down, do your job. - It's not as cute as me.- That's true.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Go on, off you go.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19# I can be your hero, baby... #
0:03:19 > 0:03:20HE SLURPS
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Sorry to bother you, love,
0:03:25 > 0:03:28I don't suppose you've seen a missing cat?
0:03:28 > 0:03:32- Good lad, Sam.- He was actually up in that tree over there, you see?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38The last time we saw it was about five days ago.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42- Colin is the name of the cat. - The name of the cat is Colin.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- And, erm, I don't suppose you've seen him, have you?- No.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47I'm going to hand you one of these.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49If you happen to come across him, please,
0:03:49 > 0:03:52call this number as soon as you can. Thank you. Thank you very much.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- His name is Colin, if you see him. Thank you.- Well done, Sam.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03- I've got to say... Colin, mate!- I heard you!
0:04:03 > 0:04:07As soon as I said Colin, you were like... I thought I'd got you then.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10'So, it's level pegging at 1-1.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12'But it's time for Round Two.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16'Can Sam and Mark get a tune out
0:04:16 > 0:04:19'without getting caught out? First up, it's Mark.'
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Mark, you could not look more out of place
0:04:22 > 0:04:25in this lovely, quaint village, look at how you're dressed!
0:04:25 > 0:04:29I am going to so do this so easily. I've got the moves.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Listen to my harmonica playing.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33HE PLAYS A RIFF
0:04:33 > 0:04:37That is quite good, actually! OK, here are the rules.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Jessica is going to be walking down the High Street.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43When she passes you, you can either ask her for her name
0:04:43 > 0:04:45and then make up a song about her name,
0:04:45 > 0:04:51or ask her what her favourite song is, then try to recreate that song.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53The choice is yours, my friend.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56HE TOOTLES ON THE HARMONICA
0:04:59 > 0:05:03- Good luck, mate, here they come. Don't mess it up!- All right?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- How's it going? What's your name?- Jessica.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Oh, I've got a good song for you, Jessica.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11# Jessica walking down the street
0:05:11 > 0:05:15# Meets a man playing a harmonica. #
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- You like my song?- Yeah. - You like that? All right.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22What's your favourite song in the whole world?
0:05:22 > 0:05:26I can play it, I'm a one-man band! What's your favourite song?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- I don't know.- I don't know.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31# I don't know, I'm a one-man band and I just don't know. #
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- Well, have a lovely day, Jessica. And you, too.- Thank you!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Take care, bye-bye.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39What's this? She's suspicious!
0:05:39 > 0:05:42She is definitely suspicious.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Oh, she definitely said "Sam and Mark" then. She definitely said it.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52You are getting caught on the next round, brother, that was lucky!
0:05:56 > 0:06:00"Jessica, Jessica, you see a man playing a harmonica"?!
0:06:00 > 0:06:03The worst song in the world, ever!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Hey, hey, she didn't know, though, mate!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09No, I'm telling you, you are getting caught on the next one.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- As she walked off, she definitely mouthed, "Sam and Mark".- Did she?
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- Definitely.- Seriously? I didn't even see her!
0:06:16 > 0:06:22'Supery-super, it's 2-1 to Mark. Can Sam draw level? Take it away, son.'
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Listen, mate, you are out on the next round.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Don't be sitting there feeling confident.- I am massively confident.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31You shouldn't be confident. Shall we stop saying confident?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Let's stop saying confident. Here are the rules, my friend.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- I know the rules!- Good luck.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40HE PLAYS UKULELE AND HARMONICA
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Hey!
0:06:49 > 0:06:54How you doing, you all right? My name's Trevor. Any requests?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56What's your favourite song?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Katy Perry? I know Katy Perry.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02# You're hot and you're cold... # Thank you very much!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Thank you very much. Have a lovely day. Goodbye.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07# Cos you're hot then you're cold
0:07:07 > 0:07:08# You're out when you're go
0:07:08 > 0:07:12# You're in when you're out, you're up when you're down
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- # It's wrong when it's right... # - Please, stop!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- # We fight, we break down... # - Please, stop the madness!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- I reckon I'm going to win this one. - She didn't have a clue.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Whereas yours, definitely when she was leaving, she definitely
0:07:28 > 0:07:31mouthed, "I'm sure that's Mark or Sam from Sam and Mark."
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- Stupid, stupid game! - 2-2! And also, I think
0:07:34 > 0:07:37that means I should keep the money we've earned this morning.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38It's mine, all mine!
0:07:38 > 0:07:42'So, that's 2-2. It's time for Round Three.
0:07:44 > 0:07:50'Shh! But will this story have a happy ending? First up, it's Mark.'
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Feeling nervous?- I'm not, actually. I'm feeling really good about this.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Look at me, I look like a proper woman.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00But I'm pretty sure Jessica knew that was you in the last round.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03No, no. I'm so confident that she didn't know that I've actually put
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Sam as my name badge. - That's risky business.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Jessica is going to walk into the library.
0:08:08 > 0:08:13Get her to fill out a customer questionnaire, but to make it
0:08:13 > 0:08:16more difficult, you are going to be asking her all of the questions.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- No problem.- Give us your voice.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- POSH ACCENT:- I will be speaking like this.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Wow, your time is up, my friend.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Good luck, mate, here she comes.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Hello there. I wonder if I could ask you a few questions?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36We ask all of our customers a survey, would that be OK?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38- Mm-hmm, yeah.- Would it?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40If you'd like to have a look at these questions.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44We are looking to improve the facilities of the library,
0:08:44 > 0:08:46so would you be able to answer this one?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48How often do you use the library?
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Daily, weekly, once a month, at least once a year, or never?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- Shouldn't be never.- No.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59- Erm...- I'm not judging. - At least once a month.- OK.
0:08:59 > 0:09:05- Let's tick that, lovely. How many books do you read per month?- Three.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Three books a month?!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09If you were to give this library a makeover,
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- which celebrity would you like to see open it?- JLS.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16JLS, excellent choice, they are very splendid looking men.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17HE SPLUTTERS
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Thank you. What's your name?- Jessica.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Jessica, lovely. Lovely to speak to you, Jessica. Enjoy the library.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31I think somebody's going in the final. And it's me!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34THEY LAUGH
0:09:34 > 0:09:37I am the master of being a woman! That sounded weird.
0:09:37 > 0:09:42- It's true, though, you are. - How good was that?- Yeah, all right.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45"You scraped through the first and the second one..."
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Well, you did!- But I didn't scrape through that one, did I?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- I suppose not.- In yer face!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- In YOUR face!- So, now, definitely...
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Stop getting so close to me, you creepy grandmother!
0:09:57 > 0:10:01'He is a creepy grandmother. Mark is 3-2 ahead.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02'Can Sam level t'scores?'
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Why have I got a "Sam" nametag?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06I thought I might have a Marketta.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10- We thought that you're going to get done anyway...- Oh, really?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- We didn't want to put too much pressure on you.- We did, did we?
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Yes, we did.- Oh, right.- And also, Sam is a bit of a girl's name.
0:10:17 > 0:10:22- Yours is a girl's name!- Well, Mark isn't, is it?- Sam's strong.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23- We shall find out.- We will.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Oh, hello there!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- How are you?- Very well, thank you. - If you don't mind, we are
0:10:36 > 0:10:40just asking everybody who enters the library to fill out a little survey.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44- How often do you use the library? - Once a month?- Yeah.- Once a month?
0:10:44 > 0:10:48I'll tick that one for you. How many books do you read per month?
0:10:48 > 0:10:54None, one, two, three, four or more?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56What's she laughing at?
0:10:56 > 0:10:59She's got the giggles! She's got the giggles!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02OK, well, we'll leave that one blank, thank you.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Well done, Sam.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Ooh! Hang about, Sam, she's coming back!
0:11:09 > 0:11:11You're not out of the woods yet.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Excuse me, are you Sam from Sam and Mark?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17You got me, Freya. Finally!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21'So, Mark's the winner.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24'But can he really rub it in Sam's face by winning Round Four?'
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Here's what's going to happen. Over the road, there is a cafe.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31- Yeah.- Jessica and her mum will be in there.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35You'll dunk your biscuit into either Jessica's or her mum's tea.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38So I'm going to dunk my biscuit into their tea?
0:11:38 > 0:11:41For as long as you can, without them recognising you.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43And you can only have one disguise,
0:11:43 > 0:11:45which you will now choose out of the lucky dip.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- OK.- Have you got something? An eyepatch!
0:11:48 > 0:11:50THEY LAUGH
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Wow, you are going to look like a right strange man!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58'What does he look like?!'
0:12:00 > 0:12:02With his one biscuit!
0:12:05 > 0:12:08'Oh, hold on, he's going in for the dunk.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11'This is truly extraordinary stuff.'
0:12:11 > 0:12:12Hello, Mark.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19- You know the fireman this morning? - Yes.- That was me.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22What about the one-man band? Did you like the song I made up for you?
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- That was funny. - What you don't know is that Sam
0:12:25 > 0:12:27has been playing with your friend, Freya.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31She's here! How are you doing, all right?
0:12:31 > 0:12:34And because Freya got Sam and Jessica, you didn't get me,
0:12:34 > 0:12:38I am the champion of In Yer Face. Get in there!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40I wouldn't exactly call you a champion, Mark,
0:12:40 > 0:12:42I mean, that is the only one you've won.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Listen, I won one, all right? Now for something completely different.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49- Take one clumsy wind-up actor... - And one fake TV box...
0:12:49 > 0:12:50And this is what you get.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Next up in our favourite hidden camera pranks of all time,
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Dame Jacqueline Wilson joins the Wind-up team to help us
0:13:19 > 0:13:21prank one of her biggest fans.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24There's wind-up actor Barry, who is pretending to work for her.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26All right, listen, there is a family coming now.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29There is Chantelle, our massive Jacqueline Wilson fan,
0:13:29 > 0:13:33with her mum and dad, who are both in on the wind-up.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Excuse me? Listen, I'm a publicist for an author,
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Dame Jacqueline Wilson, we are doing a host today for Tracy Beaker.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44- Have you heard of Jacqueline Wilson? - I've got all her books.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- You've got what, sorry? - All her books.- That's great.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Thank you, thank you, thank you!
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Tracey Beaker is very big in the United Kingdom,
0:13:51 > 0:13:55but she is not very big in the United States of America.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58So, Dame Jacqueline is trying to push it today, we are launching it.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- It's my job to bring the actress... - Dani Harmer.- Yes.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Here, you do my job!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06You know more than I do.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10I'm supposed to arrange for Dani Harmer to do a photo shoot today.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12She's just got off the plane, we are going to miss
0:14:12 > 0:14:16all the American deadlines. It's pointless, her coming now.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Would you mind standing in for Dani Harmer,
0:14:18 > 0:14:22just to do a little photo shoot and answer a couple of questions?
0:14:22 > 0:14:26I tell you what, I'll give you a VIP tour.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Don't get carried away, because you've got to do some work!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Is that all right?- That's fine.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Listen, thank you, I could give you a really big kiss!
0:14:34 > 0:14:37I'm not going to give you a big kiss. Chantelle, thank you.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38Thank you.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Chantelle has agreed to help out,
0:14:40 > 0:14:42so Barry puts her in a special visitor jacket,
0:14:42 > 0:14:47which contains a hidden microphone so we can hear everything she says.
0:14:47 > 0:14:53Who needs Dani Harmer when we've got Chantelle? Welcome to the BBC.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58So, Chantelle thinks she is stepping into Dani Harmer's shoes for the day.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00And after a quick tour round the BBC,
0:15:00 > 0:15:02it's time for her to hit the photo studio.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Fake photo studio, that is.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Now, let me explain what we're doing.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09We're launching Tracy Beaker in the United States.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Dani Harmer can't be with us today,
0:15:11 > 0:15:15so thank you once again, seriously, for standing in.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Honestly, we couldn't do it without you.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20I'll take some photographs of you, because in America
0:15:20 > 0:15:22they don't know what Tracy Beaker looks like.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25So let's just send them pictures of Chantelle instead.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28I need you to relax, just shake your arms. That's it. Just relax.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Right, put your hands up in the air like you have
0:15:30 > 0:15:32arrived off the plane in America.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Hello, America!
0:15:34 > 0:15:36MUSIC: "The Star-Spangled Banner"
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Excellent.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Put this arm straight up.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Now, that is a good one.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Actually, you look like a young Tracy Beaker suddenly.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49So, let's make Chantelle look even more like Tracy Beaker
0:15:49 > 0:15:51with a Tracy Beaker outfit.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54And a Tracy Beaker wig.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56I'm Tracy Beaker!
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Chuck in some stars and stripes and some pom-poms
0:15:59 > 0:16:02and you've got Tracy Beaker American-style!
0:16:05 > 0:16:08I'm Tracy Beaker in America!
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Now let's crank things up a notch. Over to you, Sam.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14I am about to call Barry, posing as an American journalist,
0:16:14 > 0:16:16hoping to interview Dani Harmer.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19MOBILE RINGS
0:16:19 > 0:16:21It's ringing.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22Hello.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Oh, hi, it's Jeff, calling from America to interview Dani.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- I'm just going to put you on hold for a second.- Yeah, sure, yeah.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31This is a big journalist in America.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Barry has to convince Chantelle to pretend to be Dani.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Let's hope my American accent holds up!
0:16:37 > 0:16:41If there's anything you don't know, just make up the answer or ask me.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- I'll put him on speakerphone. - OK.- Hello.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- Hi, Dani, how are you doing? - I'm fine, thank you. You?
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Oh, very good, thank you.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Listen, we are so excited about Tracy Beaker coming over to the States.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54So listen, I've just got a few questions that
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- I'd like to ask you. Is that OK?- Yeah, course.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Question one, what age were you when you started acting
0:17:00 > 0:17:02and how did you get into it?
0:17:02 > 0:17:06Well, I was ten years old and I think this was my first show.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08OK, question two,
0:17:08 > 0:17:11how has playing the role of Tracy Beaker changed your life?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14It's changed my life for good. It's...
0:17:14 > 0:17:16SHE GIGGLES
0:17:16 > 0:17:19With money wise... it's made me rich.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Well, Dani, I gotta say, once you come over to the States,
0:17:22 > 0:17:24you're about to get a lot richer.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- Ha-ha, thank you. - OK, question three.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Why do you think that the Americans will love Tracy Beaker
0:17:30 > 0:17:34- as much as the Brits do? - Well, she's got a lot of attitude.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- And she makes people happy. - Dani, thank you so much.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Listen, we look forward to seeing you when you come to the States.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- Thank you, bye.- Bye.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- It was easy, wasn't it? - Hard.- Why was it hard?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47He sounded a bit French.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50French?! That was my best American accent!
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- I want to tell you something.- OK.
0:17:53 > 0:18:00My little gift to you for helping me today is that, Chantelle,
0:18:00 > 0:18:04you're going to meet your idol, Dame Jacqueline Wilson.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Oh, my gosh, Chan!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08As a thank-you from me to you.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11She's in the garden, she's been doing interviews all day
0:18:11 > 0:18:15because she's launching her book, Emerald Star. Are you excited?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- Are you going to be able to speak when you get there?- Yes!
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- You're not going to let me down?- No.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- Good afternoon, young lady. - Good afternoon, Dame.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Chantelle's about to meet her idol.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28And because Jacqueline Wilson is a Dame,
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Barry's pretending she has got to curtsy when she meets her.
0:18:31 > 0:18:36- And remember, Jacqueline's also in on the wind-up.- Hello.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Remember what we said, nice and loudly, and curtsy.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- Good morning, Dame.- Afternoon. - A-A... Good afternoon, Dame.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Nice and low. A lot lower. Good afternoon, Dame Jacqueline Wilson.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49How very sweet of you, darling! Come and sit down.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52So, she's curtsied and now it's time for the interview.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55And you guessed it, we've made up all the questions.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59I heard you used to want to be a lollipop lady when you were younger.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02When did you change your mind and want to become a writer?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Is it true that once you've started writing a book,
0:19:04 > 0:19:08you refuse to cut your fingernails until it is finished?
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Is it true that you won't have the colour pink in your house
0:19:11 > 0:19:14because you're scared of it? No, sorry!
0:19:14 > 0:19:16I'm just reading these off the cards.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18- These are strange questions!- Yes.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Now it's Jacqueline's turn to crank things up a notch
0:19:21 > 0:19:23by pretending she's become an illustrator.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27For my next book, I'm going to have to do the drawings myself.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30I've actually, when I've been sat out here, I've done some.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34- Do you want to see?- Yes, please. - OK.- That would be amazing.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37I've tried my hardest. See that one?
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Oooooh(!)
0:19:38 > 0:19:41I thought this might be a new Tracy Beaker story, see,
0:19:41 > 0:19:42I've got all her curls right.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Of course, Jacqueline isn't being serious
0:19:45 > 0:19:46but Chantelle doesn't know that.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49- And even better, she seems to be buying it.- What do you think?
0:19:49 > 0:19:54- They're good!- Do you really think so?- Yeah.- That's very kind.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Brilliant. Chantelle did really well there to keep a straight face.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Of course, Jacqueline is sticking to writing
0:20:00 > 0:20:03and all her manuscripts are kept on her laptop.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07I have to be very, very careful
0:20:07 > 0:20:09because I write them all on my laptop.
0:20:09 > 0:20:14And I never take any copies cos I had a bit of trouble
0:20:14 > 0:20:19with somebody showing a copy around, so I keep just the one copy
0:20:19 > 0:20:23on the laptop, so I have to guard it very carefully.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- BARRY:- I'm sorry to interrupt, you've an appointment with a journalist,
0:20:26 > 0:20:27just to sign the book.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29- JACQUELINE:- If I nip out...
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- Erm, I'll just leave the laptop there.- What?!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Leave the laptop there?
0:20:34 > 0:20:37You mean the laptop that Chantelle thinks contains the only copy
0:20:37 > 0:20:39of your brand-new book?
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- Is that really a good idea?- What did you think of Dame Jacqueline Wilson?
0:20:42 > 0:20:44- Wow.- Right, we're going to tidy up.
0:20:44 > 0:20:50Just hold that for me. What do you think of her drawings? Be honest.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53They... They were...OK.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Yeah. That's one way of putting it!
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- Can you take these?- I'd be careful with that, Barry.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59LAPTOP BUZZES Oh, no!
0:20:59 > 0:21:03You've just spilt tea all over Jacqueline Wilson's laptop!
0:21:03 > 0:21:05And that buzzing doesn't sound good, Barry!
0:21:07 > 0:21:08SHE SHRIEKS
0:21:12 > 0:21:14- It's just blown up.- You think?
0:21:14 > 0:21:18You've just destroyed Jacqueline Wilson's only copy of her new book!
0:21:18 > 0:21:21- All the stories are on that. - What are we going to say?
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- I don't know.- Sit down and just pretend everything is normal.
0:21:24 > 0:21:29But things are far from normal. And here comes Jacqueline now.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30What's going on?
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- BARRY:- It's just that... We've just had a slight accident.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35And we just dropped...
0:21:35 > 0:21:37- JACQUELINE:- Not... Not with the laptop?
0:21:37 > 0:21:38- BARRY:- Erm... er...
0:21:38 > 0:21:41What happened, Chantelle?
0:21:41 > 0:21:44We spilt the drink on the computer by accident.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Oh, my goodness, but that's...
0:21:46 > 0:21:50That's my only copy... of my new book.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54- Oh, my goodness, what am I going to do?- I don't know.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Right, I think this has gone far enough. It's time to reveal all.
0:21:58 > 0:22:04You have been smarked for Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10I don't know what to do!
0:22:10 > 0:22:14Ah! You know you said that you like my Hetty Feather books
0:22:14 > 0:22:15and you wanted Emerald Star?
0:22:15 > 0:22:19Well, I have brought with me the very first real copy.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22It wasn't in the computer at all.
0:22:22 > 0:22:27And you will be the very, very first girl to read it. So there we go.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29My gosh!
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Well, thanks to Dame Jacqueline Wilson, Chantelle has been
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- well and truly smarked. - Time now for a quick hit.
0:22:35 > 0:22:40Take our Chimpy and one fake photo booth, and this is what you get.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41THEY SCREAM
0:22:44 > 0:22:45Oh!
0:22:46 > 0:22:48SHE SHRIEKS
0:22:48 > 0:22:51THEY ALL SCREAM
0:22:54 > 0:22:56THEY SQUEAL
0:22:56 > 0:22:57Good work, Chimpy.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02There's just time for one more of our favourite hidden camera pranks
0:23:02 > 0:23:05involving two massive fans of Conor Maynard.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Over to Conor to tell us more.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09What's up, Sam and Mark? Conor Maynard here.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12I'm about to surprise Daisy and Jasmine for your show,
0:23:12 > 0:23:13Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16If I met Conor Maynard, I'd probably cry.
0:23:16 > 0:23:17Yeah, she'd pass out.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19They have no idea I'm about to surprise them
0:23:19 > 0:23:22but I've been told they're massive, massive fans.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24# This is for the girl that will get down low
0:23:24 > 0:23:27# Hands up, let down like a Vegas girl. #
0:23:27 > 0:23:29So, let's put it to the test. Go, go, go!
0:23:29 > 0:23:31I've got his album
0:23:31 > 0:23:34and I pretty much know all the lyrics back to front.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36If I met Conor Maynard, I'd probably pass out
0:23:36 > 0:23:39and then ask him if he liked my sister's singing.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Yeah, he's a bit of a hottie.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Ssh.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46(This way?)
0:23:50 > 0:23:52He does pop music,
0:23:52 > 0:23:56but it's a bit different to your stereotypical sort of music.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Excuse me, is this Studio 8?
0:24:03 > 0:24:05I think I'm looking for Studio B.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Think I'm in the wrong place.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Oh, my...
0:24:09 > 0:24:11You're going to start crying.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15Only joking, I've come for you guys. Hello. How are you?
0:24:16 > 0:24:20I'll give you a hug. Very nice to meet you. How are you? Are you good?
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Thank you.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- Do you not really know what to do now?- No.- Neither do I.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28I'm as nervous as you. But these are for you.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29- Thank you.- It's all good.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32You realise you've just been completely wound up?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34You've been smarked, as people call it,
0:24:34 > 0:24:36by Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41I heard that you guys were really big fans and I wanted to come
0:24:41 > 0:24:43and say thank you very much for being fans.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Apparently one of you was singing my songs earlier.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- Was it you? Which song where you singing?- Vegas Girl.- Vegas Girl!
0:24:49 > 0:24:53- Amazing.- It's all she ever talks about!- Really? How often?
0:24:53 > 0:24:55How often a day would you say she talks about me?
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Um, 90% of the day.
0:24:57 > 0:24:5990%? So the only time she doesn't is when she's sleeping.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Pretty much?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03She'll sleep talk and go, "Conor Maynard..."
0:25:03 > 0:25:05THEY LAUGH
0:25:05 > 0:25:09- I didn't know I did that, but, you know...- Is it a cool surprise?- Yeah.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12I've got another part of the surprise for you as well.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15I'm actually going to perform for you guys, just for you.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17A little special performance of Turn Around.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20- As long as you guys love that song. Yeah?- Yeah.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27This is the acoustic version of Turn Around featuring Ne-Yo.
0:25:27 > 0:25:32Just for you, Jasmine and Daisy. Hope you enjoy it. Here we go.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34# Oooohhhh
0:25:36 > 0:25:40# Turn around, open your eyes
0:25:40 > 0:25:43# Look at me now
0:25:43 > 0:25:45# Yeah
0:25:45 > 0:25:47# Turn around
0:25:47 > 0:25:51# Girl I've got you, we won't fall down
0:25:51 > 0:25:53# Yeah
0:25:53 > 0:25:58# We can see forever from up here
0:25:59 > 0:26:01# Oh yeah
0:26:02 > 0:26:08# So long as we're together have no fear, no fear
0:26:10 > 0:26:16# So turn around we're so high above the ground
0:26:16 > 0:26:20# Floating so high, turn around
0:26:20 > 0:26:24# Together nothing can stop us now
0:26:26 > 0:26:29# Listen, baby, turn around
0:26:29 > 0:26:33# Floating so high above the ground
0:26:33 > 0:26:37# Floating so high, turn around
0:26:37 > 0:26:41# Together nothing can stop us now
0:26:42 > 0:26:44# Turn around
0:26:45 > 0:26:48# Oh baby we're so high now
0:26:50 > 0:26:52# Ohhhh
0:26:53 > 0:26:56# Worries and our pain, goodbye now
0:26:58 > 0:27:01# Oh, ay, ay
0:27:01 > 0:27:04# Our home is the sky now
0:27:06 > 0:27:08# Oh, yeah
0:27:08 > 0:27:12# Say we're never coming down
0:27:12 > 0:27:14# Down, down
0:27:14 > 0:27:17# Whoa, whoaaaaa
0:27:18 > 0:27:21# So high above the ground
0:27:21 > 0:27:25# Oh-whoa-whoaaaaa
0:27:25 > 0:27:26# Yeah
0:27:26 > 0:27:32# Together now, nowwwww
0:27:35 > 0:27:39# Nothing can stop us now. #
0:27:41 > 0:27:43APPLAUSE
0:27:43 > 0:27:47And after that special performance, there's just time
0:27:47 > 0:27:49for the girls to get one last hug.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Some exclusive signed goodies.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54And a few pictures with their idol.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55Cool!
0:27:55 > 0:28:00It was amazing and he's even better live than on the CD.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03And he's even more good-looking!
0:28:03 > 0:28:04He's awesome.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd