0:00:06 > 0:00:10- Wahey!- Hey, you, and you. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- Aw.- All right, how you doing?
0:00:12 > 0:00:14I tell you what, we wound up the week.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16And it's now time to wind down the weekend.
0:00:16 > 0:00:20- Welcome to our very exclusive VIP Wind-Up zone...- Look at this.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22- "Wind-Down zone," I should say. - Absolutely, it's brilliant.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25- We've got a brilliant telly, look at that.- Look at that,
0:00:25 > 0:00:27that's at least 53-inch...
0:00:27 > 0:00:29- Absolutely huge. - ..at least. At least.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Oh, look who we got over there, it's Joe Swash. All right, mate?
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- Hey! Hello.- Hey.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Over here we've got Isabelle - the winner of Mark Vs...
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- How you doing?- Yeah.- All right, all right.- Got a trophy.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41- Got a trophy.- Rubbing it in me face.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44We've got Blake and Rowan from In Yer House. You all right, lads?
0:00:44 > 0:00:45- BOTH:- Yeah.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- And I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...- What? What?
0:00:47 > 0:00:49..but who on Earth is that man out there?
0:00:49 > 0:00:50MARK SCOFFS, LAUGHTER
0:00:50 > 0:00:53It's not even a real dumbbell. Off you go, come on.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55What are you doing?! Get out of the way, get out of the way.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58He's going the other way to what my hand's going.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00That's fine. You do what you like, mate.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- What a lovely location, in the heart of Salford.- It's brilliant.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05There's Bolton Wanderers' football ground.
0:01:05 > 0:01:06No, it's Old Trafford. Man Utd.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Over here, we've got families over here. How you doing, families?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Bring it in! Bring it in!
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Oh, excellent. Excellent.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16OK, now, if you didn't see Big Friday Wind-Up,
0:01:16 > 0:01:19here it is in a 30-second recap.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22We started off the show with some Irish dancing. Why not?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24As you do. We put on some silly red wigs
0:01:24 > 0:01:27and we surprised Molly and her mum, Emma.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- Who's behind there? - Give us a kiss!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- LAUGHTER - It's the real Joe Swash!
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Give him a kiss! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Anna's mum, Karen, did the world's worst Elvis impression...
0:01:44 > 0:01:49# You ain't nothin' but a hound dog...all the time.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53# You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
0:01:53 > 0:01:55# Crying all the time. #
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Joey slapped a fish on Mark's face.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58And a millipede was in me mouth, as well.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Yeah, and we played Splat In A Box. It was all good. That was it.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03So there you have it, that was Wind-Up round-up.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Mark, sum that up using one facial expression, please.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Meh! - LAUGHTER
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Come over here. Let's see what's over here.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12It's Joe Swash. Hello, mate.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14APPLAUSE Come here.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- Let's have a smell.- Oh, come on.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Smells good.- He smells good, he's got the fish off his face.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Unbelievable. How are you, Joe, mate?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23I'm all right. I've really had a good day today.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- I'm glad YOU have(!) - Thank you for being here.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- We love having you on the show - You know what?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29I love being here, and my little boy,
0:02:29 > 0:02:31who's eight, he's a massive fan of the show,
0:02:31 > 0:02:33so I've been going around stealing things...
0:02:33 > 0:02:35LAUGHTER
0:02:35 > 0:02:36..to take them home to him later.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- He's called Harry, isn't he? - Little Harry, yeah.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Harry, aw, thanks for being a fan of the show, Harry.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- Good lad.- That's such a cool dad, right there.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Now, Joe, you enjoyed slapping that fish on Mark's face a little
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- too much earlier. - I loved doing that, yeah.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Yeah, I mean, I go through stuff like that quite a lot,
0:02:50 > 0:02:52so to be able to do it to someone else...
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- I got great pleasure from that. - Yeah, great satisfaction(!)
0:02:55 > 0:02:56The noise it made - it went, "Pleh!"
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- A nice slap, yeah.- Unbelievable.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- Now, Joe, we've not quite finished with you yet.- OK.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02We've got a little general knowledge quiz for you.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Oh, I can smash this.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- OK, I like it.- Well, all right - nice confidence.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Let's see if you smash it without using vowels in the answers.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Oh...
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Best of luck, Joe. Question number one...- I'll struggle...
0:03:14 > 0:03:16What is your name? No vowels.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19J...
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Yes, and on the second name?
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Swsh.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Yes! It's good.- It's very French.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- Well done.- FRENCH ACCENT:- Joe Swoos.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28What colour is grass?
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Gry?- Grey?!
0:03:32 > 0:03:34You sound like him.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36There's an N in it.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Green?- There's two Es in that.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- We'll give you that. - That's got vowels in it.- Gin... Grn?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- Yeah, we'll give you that.- Well done.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- We'll give you that. - What are our names?
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Sm.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- HE HACKS:- Ach!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Sm.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Somebody get him a towel. - Mackh, Mackh.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- No, that's good.- We'll give him that.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57We'll give him that. Nice one.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00What country is Neighbours set in?
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Uzela?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Usalia? Usalia?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- No?- No, no, cos that starts with a vowel.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Austra... Austray...
0:04:08 > 0:04:10It's Strl.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- What is it? BOTH:- Strl.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Take the A and U out.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- OK, which singer sang Chasing Pavements?- Uh...
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- Dl? - THEY CHEER
0:04:21 > 0:04:24That's good, that. You're getting good at this.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Who is the British prime minister?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Dv! Dvd? Dvd?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- Yes. Yeah,- Dvd. Cmrn?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- We'll give you that. - I'm smashing this.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37David Cameron, but it's close.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38What? It's David Cameron?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- Yeah.- You said it right, you said it right.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- I said it right, I took the vowels out.- Without saying the actual name.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Oh, sorry. Sorry.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46What is the capital of Ethiopia?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Have a wild guess. You never know, you might get it right.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- I think I know this, as well. - Do ya?!
0:04:53 > 0:04:54No.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Move on!- Go on... - Tanzania? No, that's not it, is it?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- It was Dds Bb. - So what was it, really?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- ANNOUNCER:- 'Addis Ababa.'
0:05:04 > 0:05:07A dentist asks you to open your mouth and say what?
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Uhhh.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- We'll go with that. We'll go with that.- Was that all right?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17That's the end of the quiz. Let's end on, "Deeegghh."
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Deeegghh.- Deeegghh.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22If you've just tuned in, Joe's not gone crazy - just so you know.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24He's not allowed to use vowels.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Well done, mate. Excellent. - Thank you, ever so much.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29- Nice one.- Lovely to have you here. - Thanks, fellas.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31We'll see you in a little bit. Round of applause!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Here they are. All right?
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Earlier, on Big Friday Wind-Up, we found out about Emma
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- your obsession for red-headed men, Joe Swash in particular.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Yes.- Just over there.- He is. - MARK SQUEALS
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Don't look at him. But, Molly, we didn't talk about your obsession
0:05:45 > 0:05:47of all things...stationary.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Interesting. Well, what's your favourite piece of stationary?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52- Good question.- Erm...laminators.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54- BOTH:- Laminators?!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56- Well, that's lucky, isn't it? - There's one right there.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Just explain - what is a laminator? What does it do?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Erm, like, so you get a picture, and you put a sheet over it,
0:06:02 > 0:06:04and it makes it all nice and perfect.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05- It puts plastic sheets on it?- Yeah.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08So it's wipe-clean. Good for recipes, Mark.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09I'm loving the passion.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11I'm loving the passion. OK.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Now due to your love of stationary - all things stationary -
0:06:14 > 0:06:16we've devised a challenge just for you.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Here's how it's going to work...
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Do you want to say the name of it, Mark?
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- Yeah, it's called punching kittens. - LAUGHTER
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Now don't be alarmed. Don't be alarmed.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28These are Mark's favourite pictures of his favourite kittens.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- You've got loads of them, haven't you, mate?- Loads,
0:06:30 > 0:06:32but they're all in disarray.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35I need you to organise them and stick them in me ring binder.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Sound like something you could do? - Yeah.- Is that all right?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41It's a nice ring binder you bought, by the way.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42What?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44So here's what's going to happen...
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Molly, you are going to punch holes in those pictures of the kitten.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49You're going to then pass them to your mum.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Emma, you need to put them into Mark's ring binder.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54If you manage to get eight in the ring binder, you will win a prize.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- Understood?- Got it.- Excellent.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- We didn't tell them the kicker, did we?- No.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- You've got to wear boxing gloves. - Yeah, you have, that's true, yeah.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- There you go, they're yours. They're yours.- Oh, stick them on.- Get 'em on.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07We should have told you before. It's going to take ages.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11- It is.- Go on.- Here you go. - Stick that on.- Get them on.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13- Oh, that's wrong.- There you go.
0:07:13 > 0:07:14They're two left hands.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Yeah, yeah - we meant it to be two left hands.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19- LAUGHTER - Yeah, yeah...- It's a challenge!
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- It's a challenge.- Yeah, and have you got two right? Yeah, that's correct.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Exactly what we wanted, yes.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27All right. Your time starts...
0:07:27 > 0:07:29- SHE YELPS, WHISTLE BLOWS - Now!- Go!- Get on it.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- I can't even pick it... - She can't even pick it up.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Get 'em in there. That side, that side.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35It's this, though.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36- You can do it! - There you go, that's it.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Now get it in there, Mum.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Can you put that one in first? I like him.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Wow, you're doing horribly.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Come on, you can do it!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47SAM WHOOPS, AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:07:47 > 0:07:49This is teamwork, guys.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50This is teamwork.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55- You done it?- Wow, you're doing a horrible job.- It's horrible.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- You're not punching... - Would you stop punching me kittens?!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Come on, you can do it, you can do it.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05- MAN:- Come on, Molly!
0:08:05 > 0:08:06That is good hole-punching,
0:08:06 > 0:08:08that it is. That's good.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09That one, that one.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11You've not got long left, guys. Keep going.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- MAN:- Come on, Molly! - Two, one...
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- KLAXON SOUNDS - ..stop cooking!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- APPLAUSE AND CHEERING - Wrong show, wrong show.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21All right. Excellent, excellent. Good teamwork.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I wouldn't cheer too much, you ain't see this yet.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I'm surprised you got any, to be fair.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- I know.- OK...we asked you for eight. - Whoa!- What?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- Close it up.- OK, sorry.- There we go.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Sorry.- Yeah, and clip them in. Thanks.- Thank you.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Now they're safe.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37OK, we've got one...
0:08:37 > 0:08:38two. Horrible job.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42But, I've got to say, I liked your passion.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- You don't win, but we are going to give you a consolation prize.- Yeah.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47And that consolation prize is...
0:08:47 > 0:08:49you get to laminate
0:08:49 > 0:08:52mine and Sam's faces for the rest of the show.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- That all right?- Thank you.- Fantastic - everyone's a winner.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Hear it for Emma and Mum, everyone. Give it up.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- APPLAUSE AND CHEERING - It's now time for this...
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Playing tonight, we have Joe Swash and Isabelle.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Got a trophy, man.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- You all right, guys?- Yep.- Still got a trophy. Still got a trophy.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11All right, rub it in, why don't you. All right. OK. Now...
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Before the show, we asked our Big Friday Wind-up audience
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- which celebrity they think they look like.- Right.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21We're going to show you a clip of our audience members saying who they
0:09:21 > 0:09:24think they look like, but we're going to stop it just before they say who.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- We want you to write down who YOU think they look like.- OK.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29If it's right, then you'll win a point.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Am I playing against her?- Yes. - You are playing against her,
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- so no cheating. No cheating, OK? - All right? OK.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- I'm going to win.- Yeah. - First audience member...
0:09:37 > 0:09:39tell us who you think you look like.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41I often get told I look like...
0:09:43 > 0:09:44- SAM LAUGHS - Oh, Joe's right on there.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Tough one, that.- I don't know if... - Have a think, Isabelle.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Write down an answer.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Who do you think he looks like? Have a write down.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- All right, I know it. - You've got someone already?
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- I've got someone, yeah.- Go on, write down an answer, you never know.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Anybody. Anybody.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00PARP NOISES
0:10:00 > 0:10:04- Don't know.- Let's go with Joe.- OK. - Let's see what Joe's gone with.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06I've gone for Rodney from Only Fools And Horses.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- He did look like Rodney! - Nicholas Lyndhurst.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- You've not managed to write anything down, Isabelle...- No.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14..but do you want to take a guess? You might get it right.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Name a celebrity.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- No? No idea?- All right, let's have a look...
0:10:19 > 0:10:21I often get told I look like...
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Daniel Craig.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25LAUGHTER
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- You were close with Rodney(!) - Yeah, I'd give that an...
0:10:31 > 0:10:34And Sam often gets told he looks like Brad Pitt(!)
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- LAUGHTER - That's about right, isn't it?(!)
0:10:36 > 0:10:38I don't really. OK, right, time for another one.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Time for the next audience member...
0:10:41 > 0:10:43I often get told I look like...
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Ooh, difficult one.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- Write down an answer. - Who do you think he looks like?
0:10:48 > 0:10:49I'm confused.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- Somebody famous.- Anyone. - Anyone famous. Who do you reckon?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- Someone famous.- Any football players?
0:10:56 > 0:10:57- Any of these two?- Anybody from CBBC?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59- JOE GASPS - Oh, I know who that is!
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- Oh, he's changed his mind! - But I don't know who...
0:11:01 > 0:11:05- I don't know what his name is.- OK. - I probably do, but...
0:11:05 > 0:11:07He's Hacker's mate.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Oh, she knows the name! It's not Hacker.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12OK. All right. You're writing one down? Let's have a look.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Audience member, who do you think you look like?
0:11:15 > 0:11:18I often get told I look like...
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Peter Andre.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Oh, how we meant to get these?
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- What did you say?- I thought Rooney, then I thought... Peter Andre?!
0:11:25 > 0:11:29- And what did you say?- Dodge T. Dog. - Dodge T. Dog. Aw...
0:11:29 > 0:11:30I like your answer better.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32All right, we haven't got a lot of time left,
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- but thank you for playing the game. - Yep, thank you.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38I don't know who won. I don't think anybody did, because who...? Who?
0:11:38 > 0:11:41I think we all did. In the name of entertainment, that was -
0:11:41 > 0:11:43especially the Daniel Craig guy.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Joe, Isabelle, thank you, ever so much.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- It's been lovely.- Our pleasure. - Yep, and you.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Give it up for Joe and Isabelle. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:50 > 0:11:52That is it. Thank you ever so much for watching.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- It's been good fun, hasn't it? - It's been brilliant.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Thanks for everybody that's been on - Joe, Isabelle,
0:11:57 > 0:11:58everybody else. It's been brilliant,
0:11:58 > 0:12:01but it's now time to end the show, and do you remember Karen,
0:12:01 > 0:12:04who did that brilliant/awful impression of Elvis?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- Yes, I do, I do.- Well, she's singing us out...- Oh, no.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- JOE CHEERS - ..with another classic.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- Did One Direction cancel on us? - Yeah, Louis is not very well,
0:12:11 > 0:12:12so he didn't turn up,
0:12:12 > 0:12:15but here's Karen and her family singing another Elvis classic...
0:12:15 > 0:12:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:31 > 0:12:34# When no-one else can understand me... #
0:12:34 > 0:12:36DOG HOWLS
0:12:36 > 0:12:39# When everything I do is wrong
0:12:41 > 0:12:46# You give me hope and consolation
0:12:46 > 0:12:50# You give me strength to carry on
0:12:50 > 0:12:56# And you're always there to lend a hand
0:12:56 > 0:13:01# In everything I do
0:13:01 > 0:13:03# That's the wonder... #
0:13:03 > 0:13:05- Dance, everybody. Woo! - Come on, everyone.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09# The wonder of you.
0:13:13 > 0:13:18# When you smile, the world is brighter
0:13:18 > 0:13:21# You touch my hand and I'm a king
0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Ah-ah-ah-aaah
0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Your kiss to me is worth a fortune
0:13:27 > 0:13:29# Ah-ah-ah-aaah
0:13:29 > 0:13:32# Your love for me is everything. #
0:13:32 > 0:13:34DOGS BARK LOUDLY
0:13:34 > 0:13:39# And you're always there to lend a hand
0:13:39 > 0:13:44# In everything I do
0:13:44 > 0:13:47# That's the wonder... #
0:13:47 > 0:13:49- Come on, everyone!- Here we go.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53# The wonder of you. #
0:13:53 > 0:13:55APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Well done, guys.- Yeah!
0:13:58 > 0:14:00DOG HOWLS