0:00:21 > 0:00:24CHEERING APPLAUSE
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Good morning!
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Welcome to Saturday Mash-Up!
0:00:26 > 0:00:31It's the last show in the series.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Ooh!
0:00:34 > 0:00:38But it's going to bigger than ever!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40We've got our Christmas jumpers on...
0:00:40 > 0:00:42The studio is looking like a winter wonderland.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43In fact, we're only missing Hacker.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46He did say something about making a grand entrance...
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Ho ho ho.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Jonny and Yasmin are going to love my grand
0:00:51 > 0:00:52entrance!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55What better way to enter the studio at Christmas than to
0:00:55 > 0:00:58emerge from the chimney like the real Santa!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Huzzah!
0:01:01 > 0:01:03You don't think he's going to try and emerge from the
0:01:03 > 0:01:06chimney like the real Santa, do you?
0:01:06 > 0:01:07I think he is!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Why are you so sure?
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Well, I've read the script...
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Here goes...
0:01:15 > 0:01:20Jonny and Yas are gonna love this!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Ooh!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24I thought he might be here by now.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Hacker knows the opening gag only last one minute.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Hmm...
0:01:27 > 0:01:29And some news just in this morning...
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Hi, Jonny and Yas!
0:01:30 > 0:01:36Welcome to Mash-Up!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Sorry Hacker...
0:01:39 > 0:01:40you're in the wrong studio.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Saturday Mash-Up is next door.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Oh budgies.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44So much for my grand entrance...
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Run the menu.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Wrapped up and mashed up for you today, we've got a
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Christmas cracker of a show...
0:01:53 > 0:01:58We've got a two part Scream Street special - and...
0:01:58 > 0:02:01There is a terrifying visitor due on Christmas Eve!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Something has gone seriously wrong at the Lab Con event in
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Odd Squad...
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Let's hope Oscar has the answer.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09All will be revealed at 10am.
0:02:09 > 0:02:14I've been locked up to answer some tough questions in Stars Behind Bars
0:02:14 > 0:02:16at 9:25am...
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Today it's all about the battle of the bands.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Which Mash-Up music performance would you like to see again?
0:02:21 > 0:02:26Get on the website and cast your vote.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Last week we had baubles in a bauble - but what festive
0:02:29 > 0:02:31things will be inside another thing this week?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33And it's the final Push Off of the series!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Only one celebrity can be victorius.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Stay with us to find out who will be flushed with success!
0:02:38 > 0:02:45CHEERING Lovely!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47And because it's Christmas we've got a bumper bundle of
0:02:47 > 0:02:49guests to party with us all morning.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50And they're just inside here!
0:02:50 > 0:02:55There you go, welcome!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Please welcome Naomi Wilkinson, Kia Pegg and Lauren
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Layfield...
0:02:58 > 0:03:03And Katie Thistleton, Karim Zeroual and Rhys Stephenson!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Morning, all - thanks for coming to our Saturday Mash-Up
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Christmas extravaganza!
0:03:07 > 0:03:13CHEERING No expense spared!It is stunning!
0:03:13 > 0:03:15That is Xhaka's downdraught!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19You've all got your Christmas jumpers on ready, are you
0:03:19 > 0:03:20excited for the show?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Naomi, Karim - you'll be taking part in the ultimate
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Christmas quiz later on.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Whose team is going to win?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Mine, obviously. It's going to go down!
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Katie, do you love
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Christmas as much as I do?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37I love it more, nothing can spoil this for me!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Well...
0:03:39 > 0:03:42That's what you think!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45You see - this week, as it's the last show of the series,
0:03:45 > 0:03:48all of you are going to be gunged at the end of the show.
0:03:48 > 0:04:04No!No!Say it isn't so!LAUGHTER
0:04:04 > 0:04:08That's the spirit!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Stay with us for the biggest gunging we've ever attempted,
0:04:11 > 0:04:12later in the show.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15An emotional roller-coaster!
0:04:15 > 0:04:19We need your help at home this morning too.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21We've had eleven fantastic music performances over the series and
0:04:21 > 0:04:24we're going to show just one of them again today.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28But which one?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30You can vote right now on the Saturday Mash-Up website.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33You've got until 10am to make your mind up and the winning
0:04:33 > 0:04:34performance will be played later.
0:04:34 > 0:04:41Ho ho ho!
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Greetings, children!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44I am the real Santa Claus!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46I come bearing gifts - like a good Santa would.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Karim!
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Come and see Santa Claus.
0:04:48 > 0:04:53Here you go - a little present for little old Karim.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56It is a Christmas miracle! A little present.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58If you're wondering what it is...
0:04:58 > 0:05:00It's the phone number of a decent barber.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03He'll get that mess sorted in no time!
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Never shout at Santa, Karim!
0:05:04 > 0:05:11Sorry, Santa!
0:05:11 > 0:05:18Sorry about him Karim -
0:05:18 > 0:05:20He is overexcited!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22He's just over excited having the gang all in!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24So it's a bumper Christmas show today.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Maybe it will go viral?
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Say thank you to Santa!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Forget decorating your house for Christmas, this week we
0:05:29 > 0:05:30would like you to decorate your grown up!
0:05:30 > 0:05:33We want you to dress up your parent to look like a
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Christmas tree.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Get out the tinsel, the baubles and even the bows!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Does your tree have a festive theme or is it a mash-up of
0:05:40 > 0:05:42everything to do with Christmas?
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Get creative and get festive...
0:05:43 > 0:05:45After all, tis the season to be jolly!
0:05:45 > 0:05:53And, you never know, you might even go viral!
0:05:53 > 0:05:54That was quick, wasn't it?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56We can't wait to see those pictures.
0:05:56 > 0:06:01No Christmas lights though please - that could be dangerous!
0:06:01 > 0:06:02And it's really easy to do.
0:06:02 > 0:06:10Check out this technique - I think I make a pretty convincing tree!
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Look, an average looking tree...
0:06:14 > 0:06:17In fact, while there's no one around I must just have a
0:06:17 > 0:06:18quick little... around I must just have a
0:06:18 > 0:06:19SOUND OF RUNNING LIQUID.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Hacker!
0:06:20 > 0:06:24It's me!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27I have hands!I cannot stop now!
0:06:27 > 0:06:31That tree just talked to me!
0:06:31 > 0:06:38I cannot believe it...Poor Jonny.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Mash-Up Mob - are you ready for our first show?
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Ok, everyone in!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Everybody, get in! This is cosy and nice.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52We've got a Christmas treat for you now.
0:06:52 > 0:07:01The first in a two part Scream Street special -
0:07:01 > 0:07:04and nobody apart from Luke seems to be enjoy their Christmas...
0:07:04 > 0:07:08I know how they feel.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09I have wee
0:07:11 > 0:07:13# He was a kid who didn't fit in
0:07:13 > 0:07:15# Got a wolf living inside under his skin
0:07:15 > 0:07:17# When he's angry his body sprouts hair
0:07:17 > 0:07:20# So he got a ticket You'll never guess where
0:07:20 > 0:07:22# Scream, scream, scream
0:07:22 > 0:07:24# When you get to Scream Street
0:07:24 > 0:07:29# Scream, scream, scream When you get to Scream Street
0:07:33 > 0:07:35# Next door's a vampire, maybe not
0:07:35 > 0:07:37# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot
0:07:37 > 0:07:40# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal
0:07:40 > 0:07:42# When everyone's freaky paranormal
0:07:42 > 0:07:47# Scream, scream, scream When you get to Scream Street
0:07:47 > 0:07:51# Scream, scream, scream When you get to Scream Street
0:07:51 > 0:07:53# Scream Street Scream Street. #
0:07:56 > 0:08:00HE HUMS DECK THE HALLS
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Happy Christmas Eve, neighbour.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Argh!
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Ooh! Oh! Oh!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Oh! Odd.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17If I didn't know any better I'd say Alston didn't like my decorations.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Hard to believe when they're so classy.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Ho-ho-ho! Yo! Yo! Yo!
0:08:29 > 0:08:32I guess not everyone is as full of Christmas cheer as we are.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Ho!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Our first ever Christmas in Scream Street.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43A time for joy and goodwill to all.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Step away from the presents.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Trying to work out what your presents are, Luke?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50What? No. Well, yes.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53I was just checking you'd got me what I asked for this year.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Remind me.Come off it. It's Zombie Kick Boxer 5D.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58They've added a whole other dimension.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00You're lucky we bought you anything at all.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03You still haven't used last year's present.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Fishing is a proper hobby.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09Yeah, but imagine what you might catch in Scream Street.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12All right, fine. I'll take it out and have a go right now.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16Yeah, fishing. Going fishing. Yeah.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Huh! Happy Christmas, Mr Binman.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Well, if we don't reel in some party guests soon all this will go
0:09:23 > 0:09:25to waste.Well, not all.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29I'm sure some of the monsters, I mean neighbours, will be along soon.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32They're probably all busy getting into the Christmas spirit like us.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Let's open up the last window.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40I've closed up the last window.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42HE LAUGHS
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Hm.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Oh!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47HE HUMS
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Hm. Seeing as you're so keen on handling the presents, Luke,
0:09:55 > 0:09:57why don't you deliver a few?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Huh?There. Perfect.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Hm.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07That's weird.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Shush!Quiet!I can hear you saying "Shush."No, you can't.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15OK. Whatever. Happy Christmas.
0:10:15 > 0:10:22Luke, go home and hide. Luke? Oh, no.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Someone really needs to tell this place how to do Christmas.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Woof-woof!
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Don't worry, Dig. You've got one too. Can you guess what it is?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Can you?
0:10:38 > 0:10:39SHE GASPS
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Luke. What are you doing creeping around?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Do you know what day it is? Christmas Eve. Obviously.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48I'm not wearing this for fun.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51I was bringing you a present but actually I might not bother.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Get inside, now! Am I missing something? Whoa!
0:10:59 > 0:11:01It sounds like Christmas Eve in Scream Street is a little
0:11:01 > 0:11:05different to what you're used to. I'll barricade the door.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Hadn't noticed. Luke, this is serious.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12On Christmas Eve we don't get Father Christmas visiting. We get...
0:11:12 > 0:11:16I can't even say his name. OK, I'll say it.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19We get...Hey, I want to tell him, thank you.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22It's... No, I can't.It's...
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Hey!Guys!
0:11:25 > 0:11:26BOTH:The Grumpus!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Sing along, kids! Ha-ha!
0:11:30 > 0:11:33# Dark and deadly through the streets he moves
0:11:33 > 0:11:36# His hood is black and his feet are hooves
0:11:36 > 0:11:39# Seeking victims to catch unaware
0:11:39 > 0:11:41# Don't look for his face
0:11:41 > 0:11:44# Because it ain't there
0:11:44 > 0:11:48# Grumpus rumpus Don't stay out late
0:11:48 > 0:11:51# Grumpus rumpus He'll seal your fate
0:11:51 > 0:11:54# Grumpus rumpus On Christmas Eve
0:11:54 > 0:11:59# The Grumpus has something evil up his sleeve
0:11:59 > 0:12:02# Grumpus rumpus Don't stay out late
0:12:02 > 0:12:05# Grumpus rumpus He'll seal your fate
0:12:05 > 0:12:09# Grumpus rumpus On Christmas Eve
0:12:09 > 0:12:13# The Grumpus has something evil up his sleeve. #
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Scary, huh?
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Scary that Brain Drain thought a Christmas single was a good idea.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22You can't leave. Cleo's dad has barricaded the front door.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Actually he's barricaded the fridge door.
0:12:25 > 0:12:26Oh. No wonder I'm hungry.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29So when you're over this whole Grumpus thing
0:12:29 > 0:12:30your presents will be at my place.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Happy Christmas Eve.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37Luke, you need to put all of your presents outside.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Give them to the Grumpus.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41It's the only thing that's going to keep him away from your house.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Not going to happen. At least warn your parents.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46No-one's putting my Zombie Kick Boxer 5D outside all night just
0:12:46 > 0:12:48because of some made up monster.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Grumpus. Huh!
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Oh! I think I've eaten one too many sausages.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Or one too few.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Why has nobody turned up?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08You know Scream Street. They do things differently here.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Yes, but there must be a reason.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Any Christmas message for the people watching at home, Mr Mayor?
0:13:13 > 0:13:18Just the usual. It is Christmas Eve and we all know what that means.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Lock your doors, barricade your windows...
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Er... Let me tidy all this up.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25You two should have an early night. You, tidy up?
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Yes, think of it as an early Xmas present.Yeah, why not?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Thanks, Luke.Good night.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34Above all else, don't forget to put presents out for the Grumpus.
0:13:34 > 0:13:40And one more thing, hide. Seriously, though, hide.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46I'm boarding up the right door this time, Princess.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Hey! Who put my house on the wrong side of the door?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54ROAR
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Oh! Who's there?
0:13:55 > 0:14:01Help! Cleo, let me in, let me in. I can't open it.I know.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03I boarded it up.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Stand back.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Ya!
0:14:06 > 0:14:10Quick, get in. I'll board it up this time.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Woof-woof!
0:14:15 > 0:14:16SHE SIGHS
0:14:25 > 0:14:26HE SNIFFS
0:14:28 > 0:14:30GROWL
0:14:30 > 0:14:31DIG WHIMPERS
0:14:34 > 0:14:38Where is it?I don't know. You had it.He'll be here soon.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39He'll be here soon.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39RASPBERRY
0:14:41 > 0:14:42BOTH:He's here!
0:14:42 > 0:14:43RASPBERRY
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Stop that. I can't see.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46RASPBERRY
0:14:44 > 0:14:46It's not me it's you.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Ah! Got it.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Sorry it's late, Mr Grumpus. Merry Christmas.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52ROAR
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Don't say that. He hates Christmas.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Ho-ho-ho! Yo! Yo! Yo!
0:15:23 > 0:15:24GROWL
0:15:27 > 0:15:28THUDDING
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Huh?
0:15:32 > 0:15:33CREAK
0:15:33 > 0:15:34HE GASPS
0:15:41 > 0:15:42Hello?
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Stupid scary story freaking me out.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48GROWL
0:15:48 > 0:15:49Huh?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Argh!
0:15:51 > 0:15:52Ow!
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Luke, are you all right? What are you doing up?
0:15:57 > 0:15:58As if we didn't know.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Sneaking down to feel your presents again.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Just thought I heard a... A power cut.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Yeah, so I'm just checking the lights.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08How do you hear a power cut?
0:16:09 > 0:16:14I think we get what's going on. You do?You're excited, sure.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17But don't you think you're a little too old for...?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Santa!
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Reindeer footprints.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24See! See! Santa's been. Santa!
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Hooves?We must have disturbed him.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30It's the Grumpus. But we have to hide.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32OK. Let's all calm down, shall we?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34GROWL
0:16:34 > 0:16:35CRACKLING
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Oh!
0:16:36 > 0:16:37GROWL
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Argh!
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Oh, Honey, it's just the lights.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Argh!
0:16:47 > 0:16:50There's no rational expression for that, is there?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52GROWL
0:16:52 > 0:16:56Oh!Stay back! I don't scare easy. I'm part werewolf.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Most werewolf.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59All werewolf?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01GROWL
0:17:01 > 0:17:03THEY SCREAM
0:17:03 > 0:17:04GROWL
0:17:04 > 0:17:06THEY SCREAM
0:17:07 > 0:17:09WHIMPERING
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Luke, help your dad.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Oh! It's gone. Oh!
0:17:14 > 0:17:15KNOCK ON DOOR
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Argh!
0:17:21 > 0:17:24I knew it. What do you think you're playing at?
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Er...Mayor Sneer. I'm afraid you're bit late for the party.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29I don't think we invited him.Sh!
0:17:29 > 0:17:34You are putting the whole of Scream Street in terrible danger.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36It is Christmas Eve, you know.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Are you OK? We heard Mr Watson screaming.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40I think you'll find we were all screaming, actually.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44Yeah, but yours is particularly high pitched.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Sort of a "Waaghh, waaghh," like a baby. "Waaghh."
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Anyway, that's neither here nor there.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Luke, you did tell your parents about the Grumpus, didn't you?
0:17:51 > 0:17:52Huh! Well...
0:17:52 > 0:17:54You've got some explaining to do.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59HOWL
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Ha-ha-ha!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06HOWL
0:18:19 > 0:18:23Lovely.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26It's nearly Christmas - so today's Push Off is a
0:18:26 > 0:18:28pantomime-themed special.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29Oh no it's not!
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Oh, yes it is!
0:18:31 > 0:18:32I'm the evil villain.
0:18:32 > 0:18:40And I'm the dame!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42We can't play the game without some contestants, but where
0:18:42 > 0:18:43are they?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45They're behind you!
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Oh yeah!
0:18:48 > 0:18:55It's Fairy Katie and Rhys the Genie!
0:18:55 > 0:19:05The costumes look great. Welcome to Push Off. No pressure today but we
0:19:05 > 0:19:12need a winner.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Whoever is at
0:19:13 > 0:19:17the top of leaderboard at the end of the game will win this!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19The Golden Toilet Brush!
0:19:19 > 0:19:24Let's remind ourselves how the leaderboard is looking.
0:19:24 > 0:19:30Languishing at the bottom and feeling like right turkeys
0:19:30 > 0:19:33are Annabelle, Lauren and Amelia with a paltry zero.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Many more have tried and failed to hit the dizzy heights,
0:19:35 > 0:19:38but riding high at the top for the past five shows, with a
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Christmas cracker of a score, it's Pixie Lott with 91
0:19:41 > 0:19:46toilet rolls.
0:19:46 > 0:19:55So it's 91 to beat.
0:19:55 > 0:20:03Dame Jonny, please tell Katie and Rhys what challenge awaits them.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06It is my pleasure to explain to you.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Our celebrities will Push Off their supermarket trolley,
0:20:08 > 0:20:11releasing it by the time they reach this line.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14They have to propel their trolley all the way down the
0:20:14 > 0:20:16aisle and into the Managers Special - this stack of over
0:20:16 > 0:20:19600 toilet rolls!
0:20:19 > 0:20:23The aim of the game is to land as many toilet rolls in your
0:20:23 > 0:20:24trolley as possible.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26For every toilet roll in the trolley our celebrities score
0:20:26 > 0:20:29a point.
0:20:29 > 0:20:36If they land the Golden Toilet Roll that's worth ten points!
0:20:36 > 0:20:44But if they land the Brown Toilet Roll they lose five points.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Let's see which trolleys our celebrities can select this
0:20:47 > 0:20:56morning!
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Trolley A is Jack B.Stalk - Jack is a runner and has BEAN free
0:20:59 > 0:21:01wheeling down the aisles for years.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04If Jack hasn't BEAN there and done that then there is no
0:21:04 > 0:21:05point trying.
0:21:05 > 0:21:06Trolley B is Cindy Rella.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Cindy started out as a footballer but failed as she was
0:21:09 > 0:21:10always running away from the ball.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Known for her speed and determination, Cindy has gone from
0:21:13 > 0:21:15rags to riches.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16And Trolley C is "Stanley".
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Aaaah - Stanley.
0:21:18 > 0:21:24Such a sad life.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28No one should be alone at Christmas, not even Stanley.
0:21:28 > 0:21:33Katie - you're up first.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35I am nervous.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Please clock in for your shift.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Katie LOVES dogs, particularly beagles.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44She once danced the waltz with Edward from Jedward,
0:21:44 > 0:21:50but will she be waltzing down the Push Off aisle today?
0:21:50 > 0:21:54I hope you will, there's a lot at stake!
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Katie, you've got the duration it takes me
0:21:56 > 0:21:57and my team to perform the
0:21:57 > 0:22:03Supermarket Salsa to decide which trolley you would like.
0:22:03 > 0:22:13Hit it!
0:22:15 > 0:22:20So which trolley are you going for?
0:22:20 > 0:22:31I feel forced Danny Lee but I'm going to go for Cindy.Lovely, get
0:22:31 > 0:22:37in your position. Can't hurt in.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38In three...
0:22:38 > 0:22:39Two...
0:22:39 > 0:22:40One...
0:22:40 > 0:22:44Push Off!
0:22:44 > 0:22:50A very strong start from the ferry. She has hit the toilet rolls with
0:22:50 > 0:23:07great aplomb. Let's see that top shot. Lovely. 91 is the score to
0:23:07 > 0:23:19beat. That was set by Pixie Lott. Five, six, seven... Eight toilet
0:23:19 > 0:23:34rolls. Nine, ten, 11. That has not made a huge amount of difference, to
0:23:34 > 0:23:41be honest. But you're not at the bottom, a Christmas miracle. Just
0:23:41 > 0:23:50above Jake Mitchell.Can you beat that?
0:23:50 > 0:23:54Rhys - you're next.
0:23:54 > 0:24:02We almost lost a couple. No pressure because there is the golden toilet
0:24:02 > 0:24:09brush at stake. I am so nervous. Please clock in.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Rhys hates porridge and is scared of heights.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14But loves basketball and Arsenal FC.
0:24:14 > 0:24:23Will he be a top scorer today in Push Off?
0:24:23 > 0:24:34You do not like porridge?It is horrible, all lumpy.Which surely
0:24:34 > 0:24:48have you chosen?I'm going with Jack.You are the only one that can
0:24:48 > 0:24:51beat Pixie Lott. No pressure.
0:24:51 > 0:24:57Please get into position for your Push Off!
0:24:57 > 0:25:08In three, two, one. Push Off!He gives it a good run. Hit the toilet
0:25:08 > 0:25:24roll. In slow motion it is still fast, think of that. Very close.
0:25:24 > 0:25:43Five, six, seven. 15, 16. 21, 20 two. 28. 31, 32. 38, 30 nine. 44, 40
0:25:43 > 0:26:15five. 60, 61. 71, 73. 79, 80. 84, 80 five. That may be the most we have
0:26:15 > 0:26:25had in the trolley but no golden toilet roll. So close. And yet so
0:26:25 > 0:26:41far put up but congratulations. You're winning the very coveted
0:26:41 > 0:26:52employee of the week certificate. The boy did good!
0:26:52 > 0:26:53For every winner, there's also a loser.
0:26:53 > 0:27:00And in this game that means a Pie in the Face!
0:27:00 > 0:27:07Time for the big moment now.
0:27:07 > 0:27:24I forgot about that!A big moment. It is the last Push Off of the
0:27:24 > 0:27:28series, 12 weeks and at the top of the leaderboard we have...Pixie
0:27:28 > 0:27:38Lott!Hello Saturday Mash-Up, I'm honoured to win might coveted Golden
0:27:38 > 0:27:43toilet brush award. I want to thank all my fans, my friends and family
0:27:43 > 0:27:48and all of you at the show who let me win. Thank you very much, see you
0:27:48 > 0:27:55soon.Congratulations and thank you to all of the celebrities who have
0:27:55 > 0:28:01played Push Off this series, we have had a ball. Let's take a look at
0:28:01 > 0:28:13what Tom Fletcher had to say in Stars Behind Bars.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18Singer songwriter Tom Fletcher, you've been sentenced to 100 seconds
0:28:18 > 0:28:23of tough questioning. Answer everything honestly and you will be
0:28:23 > 0:28:27released. What has been your proudest moment?My proudest moment
0:28:27 > 0:28:33in my life has been having my children. They're cheeky little
0:28:33 > 0:28:39monkeys but they make me very proud. What is your favourite seasonal
0:28:39 > 0:28:44song?My favourite seasonal song would be simply having a wonderful
0:28:44 > 0:28:51Christmas time.That is my favourite. How did it feel to write
0:28:51 > 0:28:56and perform a seasonal soundtrack?I love writing books and I love
0:28:56 > 0:29:05writing songs so it was like my perfect project to work on, amazing.
0:29:05 > 0:29:10What bad habits are annoying the other inmates?I do sing in my sleep
0:29:10 > 0:29:15from time to time. That is really annoying for everyone else.Not the
0:29:15 > 0:29:21best habit. What is the first thing you will do when you are released?I
0:29:21 > 0:29:30will go Christmas shopping. I have some serious catching up to do.Tom
0:29:30 > 0:29:36Fletcher, what a cracker. Your honesty has earned you an early
0:29:36 > 0:29:51release.Merry Christmas, everyone! See you soon.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53Scream Street Part 2 isn't far away but first it's
0:29:53 > 0:30:01competition time.
0:30:01 > 0:30:03Woo!
0:30:03 > 0:30:08Last week's winner was Caitlyn from Bolton.
0:30:08 > 0:30:10She looks super happy. Lovely!
0:30:10 > 0:30:15Let's see what prizes are up for grabs today!
0:30:15 > 0:30:16Look at these!
0:30:16 > 0:30:21For the last time - it's the 2017 Mash-Up goodies!
0:30:21 > 0:30:28But there is more!
0:30:28 > 0:30:34Our guests have some prizes... Katie? I have this jumper that I
0:30:34 > 0:30:37wore on CBBC today, it is a little phoney because I used it to mop my
0:30:37 > 0:30:48brow!This has also been worn yesterday but mine is mess free
0:30:48 > 0:30:56extra it does smell a bit... This is Hacker's bowl. It's quite a big
0:30:56 > 0:31:05thing to give this away...Turn it upside down...?It is very clean!I
0:31:05 > 0:31:12have this T-shirt. It was worn on a track in the jungle. And I have
0:31:12 > 0:31:19cards and stickers and stuff.I have the script for the Christmas Special
0:31:19 > 0:31:27and it is signed!That's amazing! And I have a prize that you will
0:31:27 > 0:31:29love...
0:31:29 > 0:31:31It's a little bit of actual Christmas Pudding.
0:31:31 > 0:31:32Actual Christmas Pudding?
0:31:32 > 0:31:33The real deal!
0:31:33 > 0:31:36Shop bought!
0:31:36 > 0:31:37Shop bought?
0:31:37 > 0:31:38All right then!
0:31:38 > 0:31:41Although it is bought from a shop that liberally smothers
0:31:41 > 0:31:42all its Christmas puddings in Meat Paste!
0:31:42 > 0:31:44Huzzah!
0:31:44 > 0:31:49Why does that shop even exist?!
0:31:49 > 0:31:53Do not shout at Santa!
0:31:53 > 0:31:56If you want to be in with a chance of winning all of these
0:31:56 > 0:31:59amazing prizes, except Hacker's pudding, you need to answer
0:31:59 > 0:32:00this question.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02Who was the winner of I'm a Celebrity 2017?
0:32:02 > 0:32:03A) Iain Lee.
0:32:03 > 0:32:04B) Jamie Lomas.
0:32:04 > 0:32:05C) Georgia 'Toff' Toffolo.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07To enter go to our website click on Saturday Mash-Up
0:32:07 > 0:32:08competition.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11Entries close at 10am and keep your ear out for the phone
0:32:11 > 0:32:16because we'll be calling the winner live on the show later.
0:32:16 > 0:32:20That's my bowl!It is a gift...
0:32:20 > 0:32:29Now excuse me as I meet the Monarch.
0:32:29 > 0:32:34I am playing my trumpet. It means one thing... I have received
0:32:34 > 0:32:40information by royal decree about today's Mash-Up Monarch.
0:32:40 > 0:32:42She's got a dog called Tinkerbell...
0:32:42 > 0:32:43She's a cheerleader...
0:32:43 > 0:32:50Her favourite food is tacos with chilli and cheese...
0:32:50 > 0:32:58Please welcome our Monarch - Isla from Loughborough.
0:32:58 > 0:33:02Lovely!
0:33:02 > 0:33:06Good morning our Queen!
0:33:06 > 0:33:15I can't see her face!There we go... We can see you now! How are you
0:33:15 > 0:33:18doing today?I am good, thank you.
0:33:18 > 0:33:21As you're a cheerleader - can you give us a quick Mash-Up
0:33:21 > 0:33:29cheer?
0:33:29 > 0:33:32Put it up there! Lovely! Go for it!
0:33:32 > 0:33:35Give us an M...
0:33:40 > 0:33:54A! S!
0:33:55 > 0:33:59H! U! P! That's how you spell the show!
0:33:59 > 0:34:02Now I have noticed you are missing your crown, can one of
0:34:02 > 0:34:04your servants please bring in the Royal cracker.
0:34:04 > 0:34:07Please can you pull the Royal cracker?
0:34:07 > 0:34:24She knows! Lovely! Ooh! Nicely done! Queen, but on your crown and read
0:34:24 > 0:34:35out the joke, is there one in there? Yes.Awesome. There is your crown...
0:34:35 > 0:34:37Very nice!
0:34:37 > 0:34:41What's the joke inside?
0:34:41 > 0:34:49What does Hacker have in common with a smartphone?
0:34:49 > 0:35:01They both have collar ID!Very nice! Well done! Now, I think it is time,
0:35:01 > 0:35:03you've entertained us plenty but...
0:35:03 > 0:35:08Isla, it's time for your Royal ruling.
0:35:08 > 0:35:15We do not have Santa in here so we decided to take two of our guests
0:35:15 > 0:35:20and turn them into one! We have...
0:35:20 > 0:35:23I have a Santa hat here and a can of shaving foam.
0:35:23 > 0:35:27But who would you like to see made in to Santa this morning, with a
0:35:27 > 0:35:28big white beard?
0:35:28 > 0:35:29Will it be Kia?
0:35:29 > 0:35:30Or Karim?
0:35:30 > 0:35:44What do you think?I choose... Karim!My word, let's get in there!
0:35:44 > 0:35:55Is this straightaway?I do not need delayed any more... -- need the lead
0:35:55 > 0:35:58any more. Let's get that creamy beer... It might
0:36:02 > 0:36:12a bit. -- let's get that creamy beard. It might go up your nose a
0:36:12 > 0:36:26little bit...It is lovely!Merry Christmas!Ho ho ho!
0:36:26 > 0:36:28We've had 11 fantastic music performances over this series
0:36:28 > 0:36:31of Saturday Mash-Up, but which one would you like to see
0:36:31 > 0:36:32again?
0:36:32 > 0:36:35Go to our website and click on Battle of the Bands to vote
0:36:35 > 0:36:37for the performance you would like to see again this
0:36:37 > 0:36:42morning.
0:36:42 > 0:36:51You are being serious now...What was that, Santa close? -- Santa?
0:36:51 > 0:36:52Voting closes at 10am, so hurry!
0:36:52 > 0:36:55One performance that you don't have to wait for is from
0:36:55 > 0:36:56this beauty - Muriel!
0:36:56 > 0:36:57Good morning!
0:36:57 > 0:36:58Good morning!
0:36:58 > 0:37:01This little ditty is dedicated to an old Saurus I once knew.
0:37:01 > 0:37:02Ahem.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04# I don't want a lot for Christmas
0:37:04 > 0:37:06# There is just one thing I need
0:37:06 > 0:37:10# I don't care about the presents
0:37:10 > 0:37:14# Underneath the Christmas tree
0:37:14 > 0:37:18# I just want you for my own
0:37:18 > 0:37:28# More than you could ever know
0:37:28 > 0:37:30# Make my wish come true, oh
0:37:30 > 0:37:41# All I want for Christmas is you
0:37:48 > 0:37:50COUGHS
0:37:50 > 0:37:51Stop the recording!
0:37:51 > 0:37:55I'm having a right time of it, must be all this snow we've
0:37:55 > 0:38:00been having!
0:38:00 > 0:38:05All I want for Christmas is for you to fix that throat!
0:38:05 > 0:38:06Now it's time for this!
0:38:06 > 0:38:08# How many things in the thing?
0:38:08 > 0:38:09# How many, how many?
0:38:09 > 0:38:11# How many things in the thing?
0:38:11 > 0:38:12# How many, how many?
0:38:12 > 0:38:14# How many, things in the thing?
0:38:14 > 0:38:17It's Things In the Thing time!
0:38:17 > 0:38:19Last week River from Wrexham correctly guessed that there
0:38:19 > 0:38:25were 180 baubles in the bauble.
0:38:25 > 0:38:33Well done! Now, Mash-Up Mob, are you ready to find out how many things
0:38:33 > 0:38:38are in a thing this week?Yes!
0:38:38 > 0:38:41Keith on camera - are you ready?
0:38:41 > 0:38:46I want to know!Of course he does! Without further ado...
0:38:46 > 0:38:49I can reveal that today's Thing In a Thing is...
0:38:49 > 0:38:52It's Presents in a Postbox!
0:38:52 > 0:38:54Have a good look.
0:38:54 > 0:38:56How many presents are in the postbox?
0:38:56 > 0:38:59If you want a chance to guess live on TV this morning then
0:38:59 > 0:39:03head to our website for all the details.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06Five callers will get the chance to play the last Things in
0:39:06 > 0:39:08the Thing of the series later this morning!
0:39:08 > 0:39:09Before that, it's time for part 2 of Scream Street!
0:39:12 > 0:39:14# He was a kid who didn't fit in
0:39:14 > 0:39:16# Got a wolf living inside under his skin
0:39:16 > 0:39:19# When he's angry his body sprouts hair
0:39:19 > 0:39:21# So he got a ticket you'll never guess where
0:39:21 > 0:39:25# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street
0:39:25 > 0:39:29# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street
0:39:34 > 0:39:36# Next door's a vampire maybe not
0:39:36 > 0:39:39# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot
0:39:39 > 0:39:41# Yeah being a freak is totally normal
0:39:41 > 0:39:43# When everyone's freaky paranormal
0:39:43 > 0:39:47# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street
0:39:47 > 0:39:52# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street
0:39:52 > 0:39:53# Scream, scream, scream. #
0:39:53 > 0:39:55Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:39:56 > 0:39:58It's for the best, Luke.
0:39:58 > 0:40:01Oh!Yeah.Luella, what are you doing here?
0:40:01 > 0:40:05I was following you... I mean, worried about you! Oh!
0:40:05 > 0:40:07What's that?
0:40:07 > 0:40:08HE GROANS
0:40:08 > 0:40:10SHE GASPS
0:40:10 > 0:40:12BARKS
0:40:12 > 0:40:15Go to your homes, the Grumpus will be back before you know it.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18Ah, we don't actually live here.
0:40:18 > 0:40:20No matter, indoors now.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26Luella?! Home, now.
0:40:26 > 0:40:28Till tomorrow, my Christmas angel.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38Maybe he doesn't like computer games.
0:40:38 > 0:40:41The Grumpus doesn't care what the presents are!
0:40:41 > 0:40:46It just wants to suck all of the joy and goodwill out of Christmas
0:40:46 > 0:40:48until there's nothing left but sadness and misery.
0:40:48 > 0:40:51Remind me not to invite you round for New Year's Eve, yeah?
0:40:51 > 0:40:52CREATURE ROARS
0:40:52 > 0:40:54It's here!
0:40:58 > 0:41:01I'm never going to get to play Zombie Kickboxer 5―D now.
0:41:01 > 0:41:04On the plus side, you are still alive.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07It's not fair, that was my present.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09Oh, I'm going to get it back.
0:41:09 > 0:41:13Ha-ha, get it back! Nice one, Luke. Yeah, let's go catch
0:41:13 > 0:41:15the Grumpus! Ha-ha...oh.
0:41:16 > 0:41:20Only a total idiot would go out on Christmas Eve!
0:41:20 > 0:41:24And you've gone too, haven't you? Oh, guano cakes!
0:41:27 > 0:41:29HE GRUNTS
0:41:29 > 0:41:30ROARS
0:41:30 > 0:41:32Oi, give my presents back!
0:41:35 > 0:41:38There he is!
0:41:38 > 0:41:40Oh, the rooftops! No way.
0:41:41 > 0:41:42Yes, way!
0:41:46 > 0:41:50What?He's too far away, we'll never catch him.
0:42:02 > 0:42:03ROARS
0:42:06 > 0:42:07Uh?
0:42:11 > 0:42:13How does he keep doing that?
0:42:13 > 0:42:17I think it's just standard crazy evil magic monster stuff.
0:42:22 > 0:42:24Ha-ha! Got you!
0:42:24 > 0:42:26Ahh!
0:42:27 > 0:42:30Two Grumpuses?Ooh, technically that's Grumpi,
0:42:30 > 0:42:34you know, like sarcophagi? He-he, never mind.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36HE STRAINS AND SNIFFS
0:42:36 > 0:42:39The legend doesn't say anything about there being more than
0:42:39 > 0:42:41one Grumpus, something is going on.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44And I think I might know what. Come on, I've got to get
0:42:44 > 0:42:46something from the dustbin.
0:42:46 > 0:42:50What?Good evening, we interrupt whatever you were doing cos
0:42:50 > 0:42:54you were too scared to sleep, to bring you a special live report.
0:42:54 > 0:42:58We are here at the town square, where a huge Christmas present
0:42:58 > 0:43:03has mysteriously appeared, an irresistible prize for the Grumpus.
0:43:03 > 0:43:06Are you sure we're not in any danger?I promise.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09Oh, this is going to win you a Screamy Award for journalism.
0:43:11 > 0:43:12CHEERING
0:43:12 > 0:43:15I'd like to thank my mum and dad, and my lawyers,
0:43:15 > 0:43:19who are a bunch of bloodsucking vampires - love you!
0:43:21 > 0:43:24OK, we'll give it five minutes but then...It's here!
0:43:24 > 0:43:26GRUMPUS FOOTSTEPS
0:43:26 > 0:43:27This is it!
0:43:27 > 0:43:31You are about to see the first-ever footage of the Grumpus in action.
0:43:31 > 0:43:35This is Sophie Rawskin for Channel Z News, risking life and limb...
0:43:35 > 0:43:39Well, not life, to bring you this story with no thoughts of fame
0:43:39 > 0:43:42or Screamy Awards, just doing my job.
0:43:44 > 0:43:46This is the moment...
0:43:46 > 0:43:49You are going to actually see the monstrous...
0:43:49 > 0:43:51HE SCREAMS
0:43:51 > 0:43:54Mayor Sneer?! Ah!Oh!What?
0:43:54 > 0:43:55Huh!
0:43:57 > 0:44:00HE GROANS
0:44:00 > 0:44:04Mayor Sneer tricked us. We want the truth.
0:44:04 > 0:44:06Where's a pitchfork when you need one?
0:44:06 > 0:44:10CHANTING: OTTO, OTTO, OTTO...
0:44:10 > 0:44:13Hmm?Luke's gone, and Cleo and Resus...
0:44:13 > 0:44:16Oh.The Grumpus!I hardly think that lot would be about
0:44:16 > 0:44:21if the Grumpus was still a problem. Ah, suppose not.
0:44:21 > 0:44:23Where are they all off to?
0:44:23 > 0:44:26Sounds like a party chez Otto, Luke probably tagged along.
0:44:26 > 0:44:30Why didn't he tell us about it? Well, we did give his present away.
0:44:30 > 0:44:32Then let's make it up to him, then, eh?
0:44:32 > 0:44:34How? I was hoping you'd have an idea.
0:44:36 > 0:44:38Maybe I do...
0:44:38 > 0:44:40OTTO, OTTO, OTTO...
0:44:40 > 0:44:43Ha! Told you it was Otto!
0:44:43 > 0:44:45I thought it might be Otto.
0:44:45 > 0:44:47I had no idea it was Otto.
0:44:49 > 0:44:52OTTO, OTTO, OTTO...
0:44:58 > 0:45:03These are ours. Hmm, hoofprint boots.
0:45:03 > 0:45:07It was Otto who told everyone to put presents out for the Grumpus,
0:45:07 > 0:45:09so he could collect them with his goons.
0:45:10 > 0:45:12That's why we couldn't catch him.
0:45:15 > 0:45:18There wasn't one Grumpus, there were three!
0:45:19 > 0:45:22ALL GASP
0:45:22 > 0:45:24One...BOO!
0:45:24 > 0:45:26Two...BOO!
0:45:26 > 0:45:29Three!BOO!
0:45:30 > 0:45:32Four...?
0:45:32 > 0:45:34ALL GASP
0:45:34 > 0:45:37Ahh... Luke...!
0:45:37 > 0:45:38LUKE GASPS
0:45:38 > 0:45:40I am the Grumpus!
0:45:43 > 0:45:44HE ROARS
0:45:44 > 0:45:48ALL SCREAM
0:45:48 > 0:45:52I saw you on TV. I don't like people impersonating me.
0:45:52 > 0:45:55Well, so good to meet you, Mr Grumpus, but it's late, so...
0:45:55 > 0:45:57..ha-ha, if you don't mind...
0:45:57 > 0:46:01Whoa-ha! When I have drained you of your inner happiness,
0:46:01 > 0:46:03you shall know what it is to be truly bleak,
0:46:03 > 0:46:05to be GRUMPUS!
0:46:08 > 0:46:10MUM! OH...
0:46:14 > 0:46:18Luella, talk to me...
0:46:18 > 0:46:20GRUMPUS ROARS
0:46:25 > 0:46:28Here, now, you can't do that, where's your Christmas cheer?
0:46:28 > 0:46:30I'd rather spread a little Christmas fear!
0:46:38 > 0:46:40He's going to suck the joy out of all of us!
0:46:40 > 0:46:43At least Mum and Dad aren't here.
0:46:43 > 0:46:44BOTH:Merry Christmas!
0:46:45 > 0:46:47Oh, Mum, Dad, no.
0:46:47 > 0:46:49Wait, look at the Grumpus...
0:46:49 > 0:46:51No...
0:46:51 > 0:46:52Er...
0:46:52 > 0:46:54Where...?
0:46:55 > 0:46:58What's going on? Is that the Grumpus?
0:46:58 > 0:47:00Yes, but don't stop, come on, come on, be Christmassy.
0:47:00 > 0:47:03Erm, ho-ho-ho!
0:47:03 > 0:47:09Ah, no!That's its weakness, we all have to be cheerful and Christmasy.
0:47:09 > 0:47:11Merry...Christmas?
0:47:11 > 0:47:13Ah, no!
0:47:13 > 0:47:16# Deck the halls with bells of something
0:47:16 > 0:47:18# Tra-la-la-la, la-la-la... #
0:47:18 > 0:47:21Oh, please, no!It's working!
0:47:25 > 0:47:27Happy Christmas!
0:47:27 > 0:47:29Good tidings of great joy!
0:47:29 > 0:47:35Everyone be merry, even you, Otto. What? But I hate Christmas.
0:47:35 > 0:47:36Ha-ha-ha, yes!
0:47:36 > 0:47:38Merry Christmas, Otto!
0:47:40 > 0:47:41Luke!
0:47:42 > 0:47:44Ah!What? For me?
0:47:47 > 0:47:52Oh, it goes with my earmuffs, no-one's ever given me a present
0:47:52 > 0:47:56before. I mean, I've stolen a few but...
0:47:56 > 0:47:58..thank you and merry Christmas.
0:47:59 > 0:48:03Ah, no!
0:48:03 > 0:48:04Oh!
0:48:04 > 0:48:08Snow? Seriously? We're indoors.
0:48:09 > 0:48:11Nice touch, Eefa.
0:48:12 > 0:48:15HE GROANS
0:48:17 > 0:48:19I still feel a little faint, though... Oh!
0:48:21 > 0:48:23Thanks, Mum, thanks, Dad.
0:48:23 > 0:48:25Looks like you got your Christmas party after all.
0:48:25 > 0:48:29Oh, I think we can do a little better than this, don't you?
0:48:31 > 0:48:34Zombie Kickboxer 5-D, yes!
0:48:34 > 0:48:37# Noisy night
0:48:37 > 0:48:41# Screamy night
0:48:41 > 0:48:47# Usually ends in a fight... #
0:48:48 > 0:48:50Oh, uh...
0:48:50 > 0:48:53THEY GIGGLE
0:48:54 > 0:49:01# Zombies quite keen on eating your brains
0:49:01 > 0:49:06# Scream in mortal terror
0:49:06 > 0:49:14# Scream in mortal terror. #
0:49:17 > 0:49:21OK, so, so, why do vampires need mouthwash?
0:49:21 > 0:49:23Because they have bat breath!
0:49:23 > 0:49:25LAUGHTER
0:49:25 > 0:49:30Three words.It's a film. And a book.Uh, is it Scrooge?
0:49:30 > 0:49:33Yes, Scrooge! Is it A Christmas Carol?
0:49:33 > 0:49:37Yes, the one with Scrooge in!Ah!
0:49:39 > 0:49:42You know, I think I'm starting to get used to this place.
0:49:42 > 0:49:45Cheers! Anyone else for a spinal fluid?
0:49:45 > 0:49:48DAD COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS
0:49:48 > 0:49:50ALL: HAPPY CHRISTMAS!
0:49:50 > 0:49:52Bats' breath!
0:49:52 > 0:49:53I get it.
0:49:53 > 0:49:55LAUGHTER
0:50:24 > 0:50:49Ridiculous.Brilliant.Awesome. Fantastic.Amazing.
0:50:52 > 0:51:06Fun.Slimy.
0:51:09 > 0:51:16Lovely! Amazing, wonderful.
0:51:16 > 0:51:19What one word would YOU use to sum up this series of
0:51:19 > 0:51:20Mash-Up, Isla?
0:51:20 > 0:51:22Incredible.
0:51:22 > 0:51:24Time for you to make another decision.
0:51:24 > 0:51:30Kia and Naomi are here.
0:51:30 > 0:51:37Are you nervous? I do not know what is going to happen.
0:51:37 > 0:51:39Christmas couldn't survive without Elves, helping make and
0:51:39 > 0:51:41wrap all the gifts.
0:51:41 > 0:51:43So today, Isla will decide which one of
0:51:43 > 0:51:46you will be dressed up as our Mash-Up Elf for the rest of
0:51:46 > 0:51:51the show.
0:51:51 > 0:51:55You look gorgeous today!
0:51:55 > 0:51:58Isla, who would you like to see as our elf?
0:51:58 > 0:52:06Will it be Kia, or Naomi?
0:52:06 > 0:52:17My decision is Kia.Lovely and here is your outfit.So lovely.
0:52:17 > 0:52:20Pop this on, we'll see what you look like in a couple
0:52:20 > 0:52:25of minutes.
0:52:25 > 0:52:31Thank you for your decision. We have had an amazing 12 weeks and we have
0:52:31 > 0:52:36put a lot of great stuff on the website. Let's take a look. Packed
0:52:36 > 0:52:41with exciting ways to get involved with the show with unmissable
0:52:41 > 0:52:48videos...Next patient, please.Now I'm feeling really Christmassy. With
0:52:48 > 0:52:56quizzes to test your knowledge... And epic photos in the gallery. The
0:52:56 > 0:53:03fan club is always live so you can get your fill every day of the week.
0:53:03 > 0:53:11Head to the BBC website.
0:53:11 > 0:53:13Earlier this morning we challenged you to transform your
0:53:13 > 0:53:19grown up in to a Christmas tree!
0:53:19 > 0:53:21We have already had some in.
0:53:21 > 0:53:24Hacker and I are going to have a look at a few.
0:53:24 > 0:53:32This is Henry with his mum Kirsty dressed as a Christmas tree.
0:53:32 > 0:53:41Excellent. And Chloe, with her dad Phil, excellent use of the candy
0:53:41 > 0:53:49cane knows.I hope he does not like that.Safety first!
0:53:49 > 0:53:51We'll have a look at some more later.
0:53:51 > 0:53:52So keep them coming into our website:
0:53:52 > 0:53:54bbc.co.uk/cbbc and click on Saturday Mash-Up Make Me Viral
0:53:54 > 0:53:56to send us your photos.
0:53:56 > 0:53:57It's Christmas Quiz time now.
0:53:57 > 0:54:07Let's play Mash-ter Mind!
0:54:12 > 0:54:15Playing Mash-ter Mind are...
0:54:15 > 0:54:25Katie, Naomi and Rhys - aka Team Sprout.
0:54:25 > 0:54:35And Karim, Lauren and Kia - aka Team Turkey.
0:54:38 > 0:54:39Welcome all to the game.
0:54:39 > 0:54:41The rules are simple.
0:54:41 > 0:54:44We'll play three rounds and there are lots of baubles up
0:54:44 > 0:54:45for grabs.
0:54:45 > 0:54:46Each bauble equals one point.
0:54:46 > 0:54:54At the end of the quiz - the team with MOST points will
0:54:54 > 0:54:57walk away with this.
0:54:57 > 0:55:00Keeping score throughout is Mr Hacker T Dog.
0:55:00 > 0:55:02Don't worry, I've got this under control!
0:55:02 > 0:55:05I can certainly count better than Jonny can count
0:55:05 > 0:55:07the toilet rolls anyway!
0:55:07 > 0:55:13Very true, Hacker.
0:55:13 > 0:55:23And the winner will of course women this hideous snowman. -- will of
0:55:23 > 0:55:28course women.
0:55:28 > 0:55:34Then let's get started with Round 1!
0:55:34 > 0:55:37Earlier this week we sent Hacker on a mistletoe mission,
0:55:37 > 0:55:40we gave him just one hour to get a kiss under the mistletoe
0:55:40 > 0:55:43from as many celebrities as possible.
0:55:43 > 0:55:46The question is, how many celebs do you think Hacker
0:55:46 > 0:55:47managed to kiss?
0:55:47 > 0:55:52Sprouts, what are you thinking?
0:55:52 > 0:55:59I think five. I do not think that many would kiss him.You might be
0:55:59 > 0:56:00surprised.
0:56:00 > 0:56:05Team Turkey, what do you reckon?
0:56:05 > 0:56:11I think he's very handsome with that beard.Write them down.
0:56:11 > 0:56:16That's what our teams think.
0:56:16 > 0:56:26Sprouts, you have gone for four. Turkey, I need an answer.That is
0:56:26 > 0:56:29ambitious.
0:56:29 > 0:56:31So let's take a look at how many celebs dared to give
0:56:31 > 0:56:36Hacker a festive kiss.
0:56:36 > 0:56:48Fancy a kiss? Go on.
0:56:49 > 0:57:12Annabel, give us a kiss. A Christmas miracle!It is very close. But the
0:57:12 > 0:57:16team that got it is Srouts.
0:57:16 > 0:57:17Let's see how that affects the scores.
0:57:17 > 0:57:25Hacker!
0:57:25 > 0:57:30The sprouts have one point but the turkeys do not, that is how the game
0:57:30 > 0:57:32works.
0:57:32 > 0:57:34Time for Round 2!
0:57:34 > 0:57:37There's a chance for you to catch up now.
0:57:37 > 0:57:40We want to know who can identify a Christmas carol.
0:57:40 > 0:57:43But not a musical carol - a real actual Carol!
0:57:43 > 0:57:51Please bring in the Carols!
0:57:51 > 0:57:55Superb.
0:57:55 > 0:58:02One of these ladies is really called Carol.
0:58:02 > 0:58:10What are you thinking?
0:58:10 > 0:58:17My mum is called Carol so I have got the edge.My instinct is telling
0:58:17 > 0:58:21me...Do not give it away.
0:58:21 > 0:58:29Who looks like a Carol to you?
0:58:29 > 0:58:43No cheating!Answers on the board.
0:58:43 > 0:58:49OK.
0:58:49 > 0:58:55Reveal your answer. Let's find out.
0:58:55 > 0:59:04Can the real Christmas Carol please step forward!
0:59:05 > 0:59:12CHEERING .There you go.
0:59:12 > 0:59:18Let's just clarify what our other Carol's are really called?
0:59:18 > 0:59:34June.Cathy.There you go.There are some people at home and in the fan
0:59:34 > 0:59:41club. Rainbow unicorn thought it was number three. DJ Queen could not
0:59:41 > 0:59:50choose between two and three.
0:59:50 > 0:59:53Hacker, how does that affect the score?
0:59:53 > 1:00:09It affects them. The Sprouts have got to and the Turkeys have nothing.
1:00:09 > 1:00:17It looks like a clear lead. Let's move on. What we like to call round
1:00:17 > 1:00:20three.
1:00:20 > 1:00:26We're going to play some well known Christmas songs.
1:00:26 > 1:00:28Everyone can join in, but when the music stops, you must
1:00:28 > 1:00:38continue and sing the missing lyrics.
1:00:38 > 1:00:45Do I make myself clear? Great! Sprouts, you are first and your song
1:00:45 > 1:00:53is... Merry Christmas Everyone...
1:00:53 > 1:00:54# Snow is fallin'
1:00:54 > 1:00:55# All around me
1:00:55 > 1:00:56# Children playin'
1:00:56 > 1:00:58# Having fun
1:00:58 > 1:00:59# It's the season
1:00:59 > 1:01:01# Love and understanding
1:01:01 > 1:01:05# Merry Christmas everyone...
1:01:05 > 1:01:12CHEERING Sounds like the right answer to
1:01:12 > 1:01:33me...And it's your turn next... Turkeys.Order, it's Christmas!
1:01:33 > 1:01:37The next one is for the Turkeys and your song is
1:01:37 > 1:01:38'Last Christmas'
1:01:38 > 1:01:39Hit it!
1:01:39 > 1:01:41# Last Christmas I gave you my heart
1:01:41 > 1:01:44# But the very next day you gave it away
1:01:44 > 1:01:47# This year, to save me from tears
1:01:47 > 1:01:55# I'll give it to someone special
1:01:55 > 1:02:06Correct! That's the end of round three...
1:02:06 > 1:02:08And it's the end of the game.
1:02:08 > 1:02:11Hacker, what are the final scores?
1:02:11 > 1:02:20Considered those affected. The winner is the Sprouts!
1:02:20 > 1:02:22Huzzah!
1:02:22 > 1:02:25Which means that the winners of the Mash-ter Mind are...
1:02:25 > 1:02:39The Sprouts! Our good friend Keith is bringing on the prize!Who won?
1:02:39 > 1:02:49The Sprouts?Thank you.You can go, lovely stuff!
1:02:49 > 1:02:51We'll have more from our guests later in Ask Them Anything.
1:02:51 > 1:02:54So if you want to ask any of this lot a question, check
1:02:54 > 1:02:57out the website now to find out how.
1:02:57 > 1:02:59Hacker has been brushing fur with yet more Hollywood stars
1:02:59 > 1:03:04this week, take a look at this.
1:03:04 > 1:03:15He meets the cast of Jumanji.I'm here to meet the cast of Jumanji...
1:03:15 > 1:03:27Welcome to the Jungle!Aah!Look who it is? It is only Glen Johnson,
1:03:27 > 1:03:43Kevin Hart and Jack Black! I used a northern term for mate, cockers! A
1:03:43 > 1:03:48lot of the families in -- a lot of the animals in the film are right
1:03:48 > 1:03:52naughty, are you scared of me being here today, because I'm a scary
1:03:52 > 1:03:59animal?I get a friendly vibe... From me, Jack Black? Yes, in general
1:03:59 > 1:04:04and scared of animals and creepy crawlies of all shapes and sizes.
1:04:04 > 1:04:10Were you in an actual jungle?We shot the movie in the jungles of
1:04:10 > 1:04:15Hawaii.It was amazing. You could have filmed it in my place in Wigan.
1:04:15 > 1:04:21If you don't cut the grass for a week, it looks like a jungle.What
1:04:21 > 1:04:29did you say it was called?Wigan. Jumanji, welcome to the Wigan!
1:04:29 > 1:04:35# Welcome to the Wigan! # We've got fun and games... #
1:04:35 > 1:04:44That's the theme tune sorted, cockers! Aah! I wanted to be in this
1:04:44 > 1:04:53film, you know. I did an audition with your co-star, Nick Jonas. I did
1:04:53 > 1:05:00a screen test for the helicopter scene... Did you think about taking
1:05:00 > 1:05:06the train? There are far fewer perils! I am a Jumanji Rhino!You
1:05:06 > 1:05:09are dressed as an elephant and you are meant to be a rhino...I
1:05:09 > 1:05:13couldn't find a rhino costume, Kaka. This was the nearest that they had
1:05:13 > 1:05:23in your rental place... -- cocker. I forgot that I was auditioning, you
1:05:23 > 1:05:28were so good that I thought I was watching the actual movie, Nicolas!
1:05:28 > 1:05:37I'm not sure why I didn't get the part.I think that was more of a
1:05:37 > 1:05:40Dwayne Johnson question...Can you sing?
1:05:40 > 1:05:44# Sandwich are mainly bred # But you can put stuff in them
1:05:44 > 1:05:56# You can put things in them...# Did you say meat paste?It is like
1:05:56 > 1:06:02meat but it is in a jar, it slithers down your throat.Can I sing some
1:06:02 > 1:06:11harmonies? # You cant hurt meat paste in them
1:06:11 > 1:06:21# You can put tikka masala in them... #
1:06:21 > 1:06:26It went off the rails a little... What do you have two call-out when
1:06:26 > 1:06:39you finish the game?Jumanji! Jumanji!Jumanji, Welcome to the
1:06:39 > 1:06:42Jungle. Thank you.
1:06:42 > 1:06:44Still to come - Mash-Up is fuller than Santa's
1:06:44 > 1:06:45sleigh on Christmas eve!
1:06:45 > 1:06:47We've got two brand new episodes of Odd Squad and something
1:06:47 > 1:06:51has gone seriously wrong at the Lab Con event.
1:06:51 > 1:06:54Five callers guess how many Presents are in the Postbox in
1:06:54 > 1:07:00today's Things in the Thing.
1:07:00 > 1:07:03We'll reveal the winning performance in our Battle of the
1:07:03 > 1:07:04Bands vote.
1:07:04 > 1:07:06And prepare yourself for our biggest gunging ever as the
1:07:06 > 1:07:14stars of CBBC get it at the end of the show!
1:07:14 > 1:07:24Plenty coming up!In the meantime... Isn't it time for a brand-new
1:07:24 > 1:07:25episode of Odd Squad?
1:07:28 > 1:07:31My name is Agent Olympia. This is my partner, Agent Otis.
1:07:31 > 1:07:33This is my lunch, after I ate it.
1:07:33 > 1:07:34But back to Otis and me.
1:07:34 > 1:07:37We work for an organization run by kids.
1:07:37 > 1:07:40That investigates anything strange...
1:07:40 > 1:07:41..weird...
1:07:41 > 1:07:43..and especially odd.
1:07:43 > 1:07:46Our job is to put things right again.Hurry, Olympia!
1:07:46 > 1:07:48I'm coming, Miss O!
1:07:50 > 1:07:54Who do we work for? We work for Odd Squad.
1:08:07 > 1:08:09Enjoy the con.
1:08:09 > 1:08:11Whoa, Oscar!
1:08:11 > 1:08:14Hey, Odelia!You finally made it to Lab Con.
1:08:14 > 1:08:16Yep, my new assistant Oona is looking after the Lab
1:08:16 > 1:08:17while I'm gone.
1:08:17 > 1:08:19She's never done it before, so who knows?
1:08:19 > 1:08:21She might hit the wrong button, the whole thing could explode!
1:08:21 > 1:08:23Ha-ha-ha-ha
1:08:23 > 1:08:25Ha-ha-I got to go.
1:08:25 > 1:08:27Oscar! This is why I came.
1:08:27 > 1:08:31You always complain about missing this weird, sweaty scientist party.
1:08:31 > 1:08:34Lab Con. It's called Lab Con.
1:08:34 > 1:08:37Oona will be fine in the lab.
1:08:37 > 1:08:38Howdy-doo!
1:08:38 > 1:08:41Oona... Why aren't you in the lab?
1:08:41 > 1:08:45So... You said not to call Oscar so I decided to....
1:08:45 > 1:08:47# Swing on by! #
1:08:47 > 1:08:49You left the lab unattended?
1:08:49 > 1:08:52No! What am I... Crazy?!
1:08:52 > 1:08:54I made a wax figure of myself.
1:08:56 > 1:08:59Hey, Gadget Lady, this is broken.
1:09:02 > 1:09:03Hello?!
1:09:05 > 1:09:07Oh, I see what's happening.
1:09:07 > 1:09:09You heard I'm awesome at staring contests
1:09:09 > 1:09:11and you want to challenge me.
1:09:11 > 1:09:13Say nothing if that's true.
1:09:16 > 1:09:17Let's rumble.
1:09:19 > 1:09:21Anyhoo... My question is -
1:09:21 > 1:09:23when Agents sign out a gadget, should they use a pen...
1:09:23 > 1:09:25..or a pencil?
1:09:25 > 1:09:26I have to go.
1:09:26 > 1:09:29You are not. You are going to go have fun.
1:09:29 > 1:09:32I'll bring Oona back to the truck.
1:09:32 > 1:09:35Everything's going to be fi-i-ne! Please stop singing.
1:09:38 > 1:09:41Here's the scientist stuff we all get. This year's pin's inside.
1:09:46 > 1:09:48Also, you need to check your gadgets.
1:09:50 > 1:09:53DING DING
1:09:53 > 1:09:55Enjoy the con!
1:10:00 > 1:10:04Oscar!Oscar!Hey, guys! Hey, guys!
1:10:05 > 1:10:06Hey, guys!
1:10:06 > 1:10:07Hey, guys!
1:10:07 > 1:10:09Hey, Oscar!
1:10:09 > 1:10:11I can't believe you made it!
1:10:11 > 1:10:14Look at this guy! He started the first lab at Odd Squad.
1:10:14 > 1:10:17And came up with combining gadgets!
1:10:17 > 1:10:18What's combining gadgets?
1:10:18 > 1:10:21Honestly, what are they teaching them at this place?
1:10:21 > 1:10:22Every gadget has a number on the bottom.
1:10:22 > 1:10:25Like these Eyebrowinators have a number five.
1:10:27 > 1:10:30But, what if you're in a pinch and you don't have the gadget you need?
1:10:30 > 1:10:33Well, thanks to this genius. It's no big deal!It is!
1:10:33 > 1:10:35This genius monster figured out that you can combine gadgets to
1:10:35 > 1:10:37get the gadget you need.
1:10:37 > 1:10:40Like, for example, the Hatinator is number 10...
1:10:40 > 1:10:44So, if you take two fives... Watch this part very closely.
1:10:44 > 1:10:46Five plus five equals 10!
1:10:47 > 1:10:49ZAP
1:10:49 > 1:10:50Whoa!Cool!
1:10:50 > 1:10:52Yeah, and you can keep on combining gadgets.
1:10:52 > 1:10:54Like 10 plus 5, that's easy to figure out,
1:10:54 > 1:10:57it's one 10 and five ones.
1:10:57 > 1:10:58So 10 plus five...
1:10:58 > 1:10:59Equals 15.
1:11:01 > 1:11:03ZAP
1:11:03 > 1:11:06Whoa!The Fancy-Hatinator.
1:11:06 > 1:11:07TANNOY: Please take your seats.
1:11:07 > 1:11:09Ooh, Obbs is about to give the welcome speech.
1:11:09 > 1:11:11Argh! Obbs.
1:11:11 > 1:11:12Wait, what's wrong with Obbs?
1:11:12 > 1:11:14Oh, nothing. I mean, if you're
1:11:14 > 1:11:16President Of The Scientists wear the bow tie,
1:11:16 > 1:11:17that's all I'm saying.
1:11:17 > 1:11:19And don't you think he's a little bit showy?
1:11:20 > 1:11:23VOICE: Introducing President Obbs!
1:11:25 > 1:11:26APPLAUSE
1:11:27 > 1:11:29Maybe a little bit showy.
1:11:29 > 1:11:33Nice to see you all wearing your new pins.
1:11:35 > 1:11:37Whoops, dropped my pin.
1:11:37 > 1:11:39Oh, dear.
1:11:39 > 1:11:40Woo! What a year, huh?
1:11:40 > 1:11:43Another year where the Agents get all the glory
1:11:43 > 1:11:47and we scientists get nothing.
1:11:47 > 1:11:49Funny, I called a bunch of you to say
1:11:49 > 1:11:51we got to do something about this.
1:11:51 > 1:11:52But you said, "We like HELPING".
1:11:54 > 1:11:58"We're all a part of the same TEAM".
1:11:58 > 1:12:00But that ends with this gadget.
1:12:00 > 1:12:04For this shall control your minds!
1:12:04 > 1:12:06POW
1:12:06 > 1:12:11Now we shall rise up and take control of all Odd Squads.
1:12:11 > 1:12:15ROBOTIC:We shall rise up and take control of all Odd Squads.
1:12:15 > 1:12:18What's going on here?
1:12:18 > 1:12:20Oscar?
1:12:20 > 1:12:23It looks like your pin broke. Come down here and I'll fix it.
1:12:23 > 1:12:25Uh... No, it's OK.
1:12:25 > 1:12:28Really, it's no problem. Just come down, it'll be cool.
1:12:28 > 1:12:32No, it's, er, fine... I can go do it in the rest room.
1:12:32 > 1:12:35I feel like you're going to run.
1:12:35 > 1:12:37Run? Why would I do that?
1:12:37 > 1:12:39Well? Get him!
1:12:45 > 1:12:48I knew you'd try and sneak out! We got to get out of here!
1:12:48 > 1:12:51Oscar, you've got to trust Oona!
1:12:51 > 1:12:53Mind control scientists are after me!
1:12:53 > 1:12:55Wow, you will make up any excuse.
1:12:59 > 1:13:00Now I believe you!
1:13:02 > 1:13:04Go!
1:13:07 > 1:13:09Ms O is here? Get her, too!
1:13:09 > 1:13:11ALL ROBOTICALLY: Get Ms O, too.
1:13:11 > 1:13:14That voice is super creepy, let me just...
1:13:14 > 1:13:16SQUEAKY: Get Ms O, too!
1:13:16 > 1:13:18Better!
1:13:22 > 1:13:24In here!
1:13:24 > 1:13:25Argh!
1:13:27 > 1:13:29Hurry!
1:13:37 > 1:13:39I'll call Odd Squad for back up.
1:13:41 > 1:13:43There's no escape!
1:13:43 > 1:13:46I jammed the signal, there's no calls outside the building.
1:13:46 > 1:13:49I don't have time for this, I have a world to take over!
1:13:49 > 1:13:53I thought we were taking over Odd Squads.No, no, no.
1:13:53 > 1:13:56First Odd Squad, then the world, then other worlds,
1:13:56 > 1:13:58if they have life on them.
1:13:58 > 1:13:59I have a hunch about Neptune.
1:13:59 > 1:14:01Doesn't matter, I'll be in my office planning.
1:14:01 > 1:14:03Let me know when you have them.
1:14:03 > 1:14:05We need to get the remote.How?
1:14:05 > 1:14:08I can't use my fists and you can't use gadgets.
1:14:08 > 1:14:10We're like superheroes without our powers.
1:14:12 > 1:14:14No calls outside the building.
1:14:14 > 1:14:17But he didn't say anything about inside the building.
1:14:17 > 1:14:23Go for O.Hey, Ms O.Oona?I'm inside the building in the garage.
1:14:23 > 1:14:26Do you know if I need a parking ticket stamped, or...?
1:14:26 > 1:14:28She's inside the building.
1:14:28 > 1:14:32Oona! We need your help. It's going to take about 20 minutes to explain.
1:14:33 > 1:14:3420 minutes later!
1:14:36 > 1:14:39Whoa! I can't believe it!I know.
1:14:39 > 1:14:42No, I mean, that took exactly 20 minutes to explain.
1:14:42 > 1:14:43You really called it.
1:14:43 > 1:14:46Oh and also the evil takeover part, that's bad, too.
1:14:46 > 1:14:49I need you to go into the ice cream truck
1:14:49 > 1:14:51and find gadgets that can help us!
1:14:51 > 1:14:53Oh, OK... When should I go?
1:14:53 > 1:14:55Now would be a good time.Great.
1:15:02 > 1:15:04I found some gadgets. I just don't know what they do.
1:15:04 > 1:15:08It's easy to tell which is which. You're right. I'll just blast them.
1:15:08 > 1:15:09No, no, don't.
1:15:09 > 1:15:11ZAP
1:15:11 > 1:15:13Ha-ha-ha! Tiny-noteinator.
1:15:13 > 1:15:14Featherinator!
1:15:16 > 1:15:17Flowerinator!
1:15:17 > 1:15:20Oh, that makes sense. It has a little flower thing.
1:15:20 > 1:15:22Why can't they'll just have that?
1:15:23 > 1:15:26WHIZZ POP BANG
1:15:29 > 1:15:31How's it going? Oona! Sweaterinator!Oona!
1:15:32 > 1:15:33Pick up the phone!
1:15:33 > 1:15:35Oona!What's up, boss?
1:15:35 > 1:15:37You don't have to test them.
1:15:37 > 1:15:39Each one has a number on the bottom of it!
1:15:39 > 1:15:40Oh... Yeah, easier.
1:15:40 > 1:15:43Oscar.Miss O! Shh. The scientists will find us.
1:15:43 > 1:15:44They already did.
1:15:45 > 1:15:48Oh!
1:15:48 > 1:15:51OK, back-back-back-back-back!
1:15:51 > 1:15:52Ah! OK!
1:15:52 > 1:15:54Are you afraid of heights ?No.
1:15:54 > 1:15:55Good!
1:15:55 > 1:15:56Hi-yah!
1:15:59 > 1:16:02What floor are we one?A... Lower one?
1:16:03 > 1:16:06Get Oscar! Get Ms O!
1:16:06 > 1:16:11How many of you were at this conference?Odelia! It's me. Oscar!
1:16:11 > 1:16:13I know you're still in there, my friend.
1:16:13 > 1:16:15Oscar?
1:16:16 > 1:16:18It's working! She's breaking through?
1:16:18 > 1:16:23No! I'm just messing with you. My mind is still totally controlled.
1:16:23 > 1:16:26Ha... At least they still have a sense of humour. Run!Run!
1:16:28 > 1:16:30Oona! We need a gadget to slow these guys down.
1:16:30 > 1:16:32Get to Obbs and get that remote!
1:16:32 > 1:16:36But all I have is useless stuff, like this Flowerinator.
1:16:36 > 1:16:38Every gadget has a number on the bottom of it.
1:16:38 > 1:16:40You can combine gadgets by adding the numbers to get
1:16:40 > 1:16:41the gadgets that you need.
1:16:41 > 1:16:43But I don't know which numbers to combine!
1:16:43 > 1:16:46The computer on the truck has all the gadgets and the numbers.
1:16:46 > 1:16:48Usually you have to built a gadget, we can use...
1:16:48 > 1:16:49Argh! Got to go!
1:16:52 > 1:16:54Gadgets they can use, gadgets they can use!
1:16:54 > 1:16:56Ooh!
1:16:56 > 1:16:58Number 85 is looking good!
1:16:59 > 1:17:01OK.
1:17:01 > 1:17:04If I'm trying to add up to 85 I can eliminate anything that's bigger.
1:17:04 > 1:17:06Like...
1:17:06 > 1:17:08200.
1:17:08 > 1:17:10There's still too many!
1:17:10 > 1:17:13Maybe I can make this easier by breaking it down into tens and ones.
1:17:15 > 1:17:1985 is made up of... One, two, three, four
1:17:19 > 1:17:24five, six, seven, eight groups of ten, which is 80.
1:17:24 > 1:17:28And one, two, three, four, five
1:17:28 > 1:17:30ones, which makes five!
1:17:30 > 1:17:34So 80 plus five equals 85!
1:17:34 > 1:17:37I can make 85 by adding 80 plus five!
1:17:41 > 1:17:4580, plus five!
1:17:45 > 1:17:48WHOOSH
1:17:50 > 1:17:53I just made my first gadget! I need to journal about this.
1:17:56 > 1:17:59Later... Uh... Should do this later.
1:18:05 > 1:18:07ALL: Get Oscar. Get Ms O.
1:18:09 > 1:18:13Go for O. Oona has a gadget. We're on the second floor.
1:18:13 > 1:18:15Bring it to us.
1:18:15 > 1:18:16With all due respect, Ma'am,
1:18:16 > 1:18:19I will not risk losing the one scientist we still have.
1:18:19 > 1:18:21Then what are we supposed to do?
1:18:21 > 1:18:23To be continued...
1:18:48 > 1:18:49week's guests in 'Ask Them Anything' and the final How Many
1:18:49 > 1:18:49Things in the Thing is on it's way.
1:18:52 > 1:18:58Stay tuned.
1:18:58 > 1:19:01Yasmin, I've just prepared my Christmas list.
1:19:01 > 1:19:03Would you send it to Santa for me?
1:19:03 > 1:19:04Of course!
1:19:04 > 1:19:07Let's see what you've asked for.
1:19:07 > 1:19:09"Happiness and joy for everyone."
1:19:09 > 1:19:11Oh Hacker - that's so nice!
1:19:11 > 1:19:12I know!
1:19:12 > 1:19:20Is that what you're really asking for?
1:19:20 > 1:19:23There is just a COUPLE of other ideas underneath that too..
1:19:23 > 1:19:28If Santa is feeling generous.
1:19:28 > 1:19:34A Sue Barker workout DVD.
1:19:34 > 1:19:35Hacker!
1:19:35 > 1:19:37This is way too much to ask for.
1:19:37 > 1:19:40If you're not careful, you'll get a lump of coal!
1:19:40 > 1:19:41Ooh, good!
1:19:41 > 1:19:42That's number 743 on the list!
1:19:42 > 1:19:44Just below "The world's whole diamond reserves"
1:19:44 > 1:19:45Huzzah!
1:19:45 > 1:19:46It is as well!
1:19:46 > 1:19:48This lot might be a BIT ambitious.
1:19:48 > 1:19:50But there is a whole load of brand new CBBC treats
1:19:50 > 1:19:51for everyone in 2018.
1:19:51 > 1:20:01Have a look at this lot!
1:20:01 > 1:20:09Let's see what's coming up for your viewing.That is it, brilliant.We
1:20:09 > 1:20:16are going to be here all day.He is not going anywhere. A risky move.
1:20:16 > 1:20:27This is incredible.
1:20:29 > 1:20:38You may recall we had a few security issues last year.
1:20:38 > 1:20:44Let me assure you every possible step has been taken to ensure that
1:20:44 > 1:21:01the school is 100%... Safe.You said red. The answer I have on the
1:21:01 > 1:21:26card...Stop it!Are you ready for an amazing adventure?
1:21:28 > 1:21:37Join Ed and his mates on a brilliant journey. It is going to be epic.
1:21:37 > 1:21:52Lots of fun.Don't miss it, whatever you do. What a year it is going to
1:21:52 > 1:21:54be. Loads to look forward to.
1:21:54 > 1:21:57This is Saturday Mash-Up and for the last time in the
1:21:57 > 1:21:58series, it's time for this!
1:21:58 > 1:22:00# How many things in the thing?
1:22:00 > 1:22:01# How many, how many?
1:22:01 > 1:22:03# How many things in the thing?
1:22:03 > 1:22:04# How many, how many?
1:22:04 > 1:22:08# How many, things in the thing?
1:22:08 > 1:22:11We are going to show you lots of things that are inside
1:22:11 > 1:22:12another thing.
1:22:12 > 1:22:15We just want to know how many things there are!
1:22:15 > 1:22:16Today's big question is...
1:22:16 > 1:22:22How many Presents in the Postbox?
1:22:22 > 1:22:23Five callers are on the line,
1:22:23 > 1:22:25who will be selected at random.
1:22:25 > 1:22:28Because it gets a bit easier as it goes along, each caller
1:22:28 > 1:22:30will get one second less than the last to guess.
1:22:30 > 1:22:33You can have as many guesses as you like within the time.
1:22:33 > 1:22:36We'll help you out by telling you if there's MORE or FEWER
1:22:36 > 1:22:37things in the thing.
1:22:37 > 1:22:40Before we meet our callers, we'll give you 10 seconds to
1:22:40 > 1:22:46have a really close up look.
1:22:46 > 1:23:00It is not cheating, it is helping. Have a look.
1:23:00 > 1:23:02Over your gaze.
1:23:02 > 1:23:03Let's play the game...
1:23:03 > 1:23:13CBBC stars - please pick our first caller.
1:23:13 > 1:23:25Number four. Chelsea from Dundee. Good morning. Are you there? Hello,
1:23:25 > 1:23:33good morning. Merry Christmas.15 seconds to guess how many presidents
1:23:33 > 1:23:50are in the post box. Three, two, one. And go.172.Fewer things, keep
1:23:50 > 1:24:14going.She said 70. There are more of them. So another caller, please.
1:24:14 > 1:24:27It is number two. Gwen in Stockport. Good morning. 14 seconds to guess.
1:24:27 > 1:24:32We left on 70 and we said that there are more. So you have 14 seconds.
1:24:32 > 1:24:54Go! 75. More things in the thing 74. There are fewer things.72. CHEERING
1:24:54 > 1:24:58. Merry Christmas to you!
1:24:58 > 1:25:08You receive the ultimate accolade - a sloppy kiss from Hacker!
1:25:08 > 1:25:18And you will also received a signed picture. And an exclusive badge.
1:25:18 > 1:25:21Thanks to all of our Things in the Thing callers across the
1:25:21 > 1:25:22series.
1:25:22 > 1:25:25We've loved it!
1:25:25 > 1:25:28I had a big laugh.
1:25:28 > 1:25:31It's time now for the second part of BRAND NEW Odd Squad.
1:25:31 > 1:25:32It's time now for the second part Will Una's maths
1:25:32 > 1:25:35save Oscar and Miss O?
1:25:35 > 1:25:38I couldn't tell you.
1:25:40 > 1:25:43My name is Agent Olympia. This is my partner, Agent Otis.
1:25:43 > 1:25:45This is my lunch after I ate it.
1:25:45 > 1:25:46But back to Otis and me.
1:25:46 > 1:25:49We work for an organisation run by kids that investigates
1:25:49 > 1:25:51anything strange,
1:25:51 > 1:25:53weird,
1:25:53 > 1:25:55and especially odd.
1:25:55 > 1:25:57Our job is to put things right again.
1:25:57 > 1:25:58Hurry, Olympia!
1:25:58 > 1:26:00I'm coming, Ms O.
1:26:01 > 1:26:03CHEERING
1:26:03 > 1:26:04Who do we work for?
1:26:04 > 1:26:06We work for Odd Squad.
1:26:15 > 1:26:16Oona has a gadget.
1:26:16 > 1:26:19We're on the second floor - bring it to us.
1:26:19 > 1:26:21With all due respect, ma'am,
1:26:21 > 1:26:24I will not risk losing the one scientist we still have.
1:26:26 > 1:26:28Tell her to send it up the elevator.
1:26:28 > 1:26:29I'll get there.
1:26:29 > 1:26:31MS O:Send it up the elevator.
1:26:42 > 1:26:44How many lab coats do you have?
1:26:44 > 1:26:4617.
1:26:46 > 1:26:47I get chilly easily.
1:26:49 > 1:26:51HE BELLOWS
1:26:52 > 1:26:53Whoa!
1:26:53 > 1:26:54ROCK MUSIC
1:27:03 > 1:27:05# His tie is green
1:27:05 > 1:27:07# His coats are clean He's a machine
1:27:07 > 1:27:09# His name is Oscar
1:27:09 > 1:27:12# Oscar is awesome Oscar is awesome
1:27:12 > 1:27:13# Straight from the lab
1:27:13 > 1:27:14# When it's looking bad
1:27:14 > 1:27:16# You'll just be glad you came with Oscar
1:27:16 > 1:27:19# Oscar is awesome Oscar is awesome... #
1:27:19 > 1:27:21He got it.
1:27:22 > 1:27:24What is IT, anyway?
1:27:24 > 1:27:26The Sticky Stringinator.
1:27:39 > 1:27:41# His tie is green
1:27:41 > 1:27:43# His coats are clean He's a machine
1:27:43 > 1:27:44# His name is Oscar
1:27:44 > 1:27:48# Oscar is awesome Oscar is awesome
1:27:48 > 1:27:49# Straight from the lab
1:27:49 > 1:27:50# When it's looking bad
1:27:50 > 1:27:52# You'll just be glad you came with Oscar. #
1:27:52 > 1:27:54Let's find Obbs and get that remote.
1:27:56 > 1:27:58Now, was that too much?
1:27:58 > 1:27:59No, that was pretty good.
1:27:59 > 1:28:01How did they get a gadget?
1:28:01 > 1:28:03It came from the elevator.
1:28:03 > 1:28:05Maybe the elevator is working with them.
1:28:05 > 1:28:07Elevators don't have brains.
1:28:07 > 1:28:08HE GROANS
1:28:08 > 1:28:11How are you suddenly all not smart after I controlled your minds?
1:28:13 > 1:28:14Someone's helping them.
1:28:14 > 1:28:16Odelia.
1:28:16 > 1:28:19Take a team. Check every floor, the roof, the garage.
1:28:19 > 1:28:20BEEP
1:28:20 > 1:28:22You two, clean yourselves up.
1:28:22 > 1:28:23Find Oscar and Ms O.
1:28:28 > 1:28:29You need more than one.
1:28:29 > 1:28:31Take...take the whole box.
1:28:32 > 1:28:33HE GROANS
1:28:37 > 1:28:39All right.
1:28:39 > 1:28:41I made a gadget, helped Ms O and Oscar.
1:28:41 > 1:28:44If I could get this whole talking to myself thing under control,
1:28:44 > 1:28:46I am doing all right.
1:28:46 > 1:28:48LIFT DINGS
1:28:46 > 1:28:48What was that?
1:28:58 > 1:29:01I picked the wrong week to stop talking to myself.
1:29:01 > 1:29:02It's OK.
1:29:02 > 1:29:04You have a truckful of helpful gadgets.
1:29:04 > 1:29:07Like...uh...Tinynoteinator.
1:29:07 > 1:29:09How could this help me?
1:29:09 > 1:29:10DOOR RATTLES
1:29:15 > 1:29:17Unlockinator.
1:29:25 > 1:29:29We found an ice cream truck, but it's empty.
1:29:30 > 1:29:32Search the rest of the garage.
1:29:40 > 1:29:42We checked every floor.
1:29:42 > 1:29:45Which means Obbs' office must be on this floor.Yeah.
1:29:45 > 1:29:47Get Oscar, get Ms O. Stand back, Ms O.
1:29:47 > 1:29:48GADGET FIZZLES
1:29:48 > 1:29:50It's not working. You're out of string!
1:29:50 > 1:29:51Come on!
1:29:53 > 1:29:54HE GROANS
1:30:04 > 1:30:05HE PANTS
1:30:05 > 1:30:07Now how are we going to find Obbs? Found him.
1:30:09 > 1:30:11Please, have a seat...
1:30:11 > 1:30:13..and a pin.
1:30:13 > 1:30:14BEEP
1:30:18 > 1:30:20THEY CONTINUE MARCHING
1:30:48 > 1:30:49Guys.
1:30:49 > 1:30:52I'm in the elevator. I had to leave the truck.
1:30:52 > 1:30:53Where are you?
1:30:53 > 1:30:55Oscar and Ms O are with me.
1:30:55 > 1:30:56What?!
1:30:56 > 1:30:58Wait, who's me?
1:30:58 > 1:31:00The president of the scientists.
1:31:00 > 1:31:03Obbs. Oh, yeah, we haven't met yet.
1:31:03 > 1:31:05No, this is a trick.
1:31:05 > 1:31:07You just found Oscar's phone.
1:31:07 > 1:31:09You're in that elevator, right?
1:31:09 > 1:31:11There's a screen that shows the weather,
1:31:11 > 1:31:14and ads for vacation getaways.
1:31:15 > 1:31:18Now do you believe me?
1:31:18 > 1:31:21This cam only goes one way - I can't see you.
1:31:21 > 1:31:22Are you nodding?Yes.
1:31:22 > 1:31:24Hey, it's OK, kiddo.
1:31:24 > 1:31:26Just come up to my office
1:31:26 > 1:31:30and you won't have to think about any of this ever again.
1:31:31 > 1:31:33SHE SIGHS
1:31:31 > 1:31:33I'll be right there.
1:31:36 > 1:31:37High-five. Oh.
1:31:37 > 1:31:38BEEP
1:31:42 > 1:31:43JACKALOPE GIGGLES
1:31:45 > 1:31:47OBBS:Took you long enough.
1:31:52 > 1:31:54Thanks for giving up.
1:31:54 > 1:31:56Oh, uh, this is super awkward.
1:31:56 > 1:31:58I'm not giving up...
1:31:58 > 1:31:59..you are.Ha!
1:31:59 > 1:32:01Why would I?
1:32:01 > 1:32:03I control all of them.
1:32:03 > 1:32:04But so do I.
1:32:04 > 1:32:06BEEP
1:32:04 > 1:32:06Get him!
1:32:06 > 1:32:07How did you make that?
1:32:07 > 1:32:09Every gadget has a number.
1:32:11 > 1:32:12When you held up the remote,
1:32:12 > 1:32:14I saw the number on the bottom.
1:32:18 > 1:32:20I'll be right there.
1:32:20 > 1:32:23The simplest way to find out how to add up to 234
1:32:23 > 1:32:27was to break it down into hundredths,
1:32:27 > 1:32:29tens, and ones.
1:32:29 > 1:32:32Two groups of 100, which is 200.
1:32:34 > 1:32:36Three rows of ten, which is 30.
1:32:38 > 1:32:42And one, two, three, four ones, which is four.
1:32:43 > 1:32:48200 + 30 + 4 = 234.
1:32:50 > 1:32:53And now that I control all scientists,
1:32:53 > 1:32:56I shall be the one to rule the world!
1:32:56 > 1:32:57SHE CACKLES
1:32:57 > 1:32:59Joking. Joking. So joking.
1:32:59 > 1:33:01I'm going to smash these.
1:33:02 > 1:33:04THEY FIZZLE AND POWER DOWN
1:33:09 > 1:33:11W-What happened?
1:33:11 > 1:33:13Oona happened.
1:33:13 > 1:33:15Oh, stop.
1:33:18 > 1:33:19JACKALOPE BRAYS
1:33:21 > 1:33:24It is my duty to inform you that you are no longer a member of Odd Squad.
1:33:24 > 1:33:25Hand it over.
1:33:25 > 1:33:28You do realise I'm just going to rise up again as a villain.
1:33:28 > 1:33:31Hey, that's your choice. Keeps us busy.
1:33:31 > 1:33:32And we like busy, right, Ohio?
1:33:32 > 1:33:35Love it. But there are better options for you.
1:33:36 > 1:33:39Life of Grime villain rehab.
1:33:43 > 1:33:45This is all my fault.
1:33:45 > 1:33:47If only I came more often,
1:33:47 > 1:33:49I would have seen what Obbs was doing.
1:33:49 > 1:33:50No.It's not your fault, dude.
1:33:50 > 1:33:52The fact is, the scientists need a new president.
1:33:52 > 1:33:54Someone they all know.
1:33:54 > 1:33:57Someone strong they can trust.
1:33:57 > 1:33:59But, Ms O, you can't leave Odd Squad.
1:33:59 > 1:34:00I'm talking about you.
1:34:00 > 1:34:03M-M-Me? For pres...? No!
1:34:03 > 1:34:05They need someone that they can look up to.
1:34:05 > 1:34:08Oscar, you know we already have a giant statue of you
1:34:08 > 1:34:10we literally look up to, right?Oh.
1:34:15 > 1:34:17But, Ms O, my lab.
1:34:17 > 1:34:19I think Oona has proved herself to be smart,
1:34:19 > 1:34:22fearless and ready for any... challenge.
1:34:22 > 1:34:24I thought I'd record this for later, when I'm doing less well.
1:34:24 > 1:34:27But, yeah, like she said - I'm coo...
1:34:28 > 1:34:30Can I talk to you for a second?
1:34:32 > 1:34:35Ms O...You're President Oscar now.
1:34:35 > 1:34:38Call me Oprah.Oprah...
1:34:38 > 1:34:40Yeah, that's going to take a while.
1:34:40 > 1:34:44This is a huge honour, and I want to, but...But what?
1:34:46 > 1:34:49I don't want to not see you every day.
1:34:49 > 1:34:51Me neither.
1:34:51 > 1:34:53But they need you here.
1:34:53 > 1:34:57And I'll visit you, you'll visit me. We'll hang out all the time.
1:34:57 > 1:34:59Go.
1:34:59 > 1:35:00Be the leader I know you are.
1:35:04 > 1:35:06HE SIGHS
1:35:06 > 1:35:08FOOTSTEPS APPROACH QUICKLY
1:35:08 > 1:35:10I was thinking - how about we hang out now?
1:35:10 > 1:35:12Do you want to just hang out, like, right now?
1:35:12 > 1:35:14Yeah. I'd like that.
1:35:39 > 1:35:42SINISTER MUSIC
1:35:59 > 1:36:01SHE GROWLS
1:36:04 > 1:36:06SHE GRUNTS
1:36:11 > 1:36:13SHE GROWLS
1:36:18 > 1:36:20SHE GRUNTS
1:36:24 > 1:36:26SHE SIGHS
1:36:26 > 1:36:27I admit it, gadget lady,
1:36:27 > 1:36:30you are better at staring contests.
1:36:34 > 1:36:37Or ARE you? Go again!
1:37:03 > 1:37:04It's going to be bigger than ever - and all of this lot are all getting
1:37:15 > 1:37:17Welcome back!
1:37:17 > 1:37:20Earlier this morning I challenged you to transform your
1:37:20 > 1:37:24grown up in to a Christmas tree!
1:37:24 > 1:37:29We have had some more in... We have been inundated all day! Lex had they
1:37:29 > 1:37:41look right now. We have Bella from Gloucester, her dad Paul here...He
1:37:41 > 1:37:51has put a match down so he does not soil the lino.James's mum Caroline
1:37:51 > 1:37:58holding some tinsel...She is better than you are earlier but that door
1:37:58 > 1:38:04could do with another coat of Magnolia!And finally, this is Eli
1:38:04 > 1:38:10from Shropshire's mum and Marie. That is a cracker for a hand... I
1:38:10 > 1:38:17said it!Always quality, keep your pictures coming in...Guys? It's
1:38:17 > 1:38:20really important...
1:38:20 > 1:38:23I've got the results of our Battle of the Bands vote.
1:38:23 > 1:38:24Do you want to know who's won?
1:38:24 > 1:38:25Do I?
1:38:25 > 1:38:31Yes I do, yes!
1:38:31 > 1:38:37There have been 11 acts to choose from and I can reveal that with 23%
1:38:37 > 1:38:41of the vote, even mash-up musical performance that you wanted to see
1:38:41 > 1:38:48again was... Max and Harvey!
1:38:53 > 1:38:58# I have trouble speaking # It's like I always trip on my
1:38:58 > 1:39:03tongue # I can never tell you
1:39:03 > 1:39:08# When I think about you # There must be a million words but
1:39:08 > 1:39:17I will be just happy with just one # Ooh, are you feeling this
1:39:17 > 1:39:22connection? # Because I'm so tongue tied, tongue
1:39:22 > 1:39:25tied # I could take you in my arms and
1:39:25 > 1:39:30show you what I'm all about # I could give you just one kiss and
1:39:30 > 1:39:35you'd know, you'll know # If only I can make you see all the
1:39:35 > 1:39:42things you did to me # We know that words don't mean a
1:39:42 > 1:39:47thing # The words don't mean a thing
1:39:47 > 1:39:58# The words don't mean a thing # # When I see you in the corridor
1:39:58 > 1:40:04# I stare down at the floor # Just so I don't have too looks so
1:40:04 > 1:40:10dumb # Don't come and done, you don't
1:40:10 > 1:40:16even know Bieber you are stuck and I -- you don't even know me but you
1:40:16 > 1:40:24are stuck under my thumb # Are you feeling this connection
1:40:24 > 1:40:31# Because I'm so tongue tied, tongue tied
1:40:31 > 1:40:35# I could take you in my arms # Show you what I'm all about
1:40:35 > 1:40:40# I could give you just one kiss and you'll know, you'll know
1:40:40 > 1:40:46# If only I could make you see all the things you did to me
1:40:46 > 1:40:49# We both know that words don't mean a thing
1:40:49 > 1:41:06# The words don't mean a thing # The words don't mean a thing
1:41:14 > 1:41:26# A million words but I need just one, one... And I can take you in my
1:41:26 > 1:41:29arms # Show you what I'm all about
1:41:29 > 1:41:32# I could give you just one kiss and you'll know, you'll know
1:41:32 > 1:41:36# If only I could make you see # All the things you do to me
1:41:36 > 1:41:40# Because we both know that words don't mean a thing
1:41:40 > 1:41:47# The words don't mean a thing # How do I get your attention?
1:41:47 > 1:41:54# Are you feeling this connection? # Because I'm so tongue tied, tongue
1:41:54 > 1:41:59tied #
1:42:14 > 1:42:22To re-Capcom I want something quite intimate. Music from our road trip
1:42:22 > 1:42:27but easy bookings...
1:42:27 > 1:42:30Pink bow-tie...
1:42:30 > 1:42:32Got to be in Wigan obviously...
1:42:32 > 1:42:33Oh hello!
1:42:33 > 1:42:35Please welcome to my Kennel with that Naomi
1:42:35 > 1:42:37Wilkinson off of Marrying Mum & Dad and things!
1:42:37 > 1:42:38Hello!
1:42:38 > 1:42:41There are too many of those shows in my opinion.
1:42:41 > 1:42:42So you were saying...
1:42:42 > 1:42:43Traditional, meat paste sandwiches, Wigan...
1:42:43 > 1:42:44That's right, cocker.
1:42:44 > 1:42:45Can you sort all that?
1:42:45 > 1:42:46Of course!
1:42:46 > 1:42:48There is just one problem though.
1:42:48 > 1:42:49What's that?
1:42:49 > 1:42:50Who's the bride?
1:42:50 > 1:42:51Can't YOU get me one?
1:42:51 > 1:42:52Nooo...
1:42:52 > 1:42:54I can't do that!
1:42:54 > 1:42:56Marriage is about meeting the one person you love and committing
1:42:56 > 1:42:58the rest of your life to them!
1:42:58 > 1:42:59I can't sort that for you.
1:42:59 > 1:43:00Livid!
1:43:00 > 1:43:01Get me Ed Petrie!
1:43:01 > 1:43:03He'd do it for me!
1:43:03 > 1:43:06Pah - why do you present a wedding show if you can't even
1:43:06 > 1:43:07find me a bride!
1:43:07 > 1:43:08Useless!
1:43:08 > 1:43:10Well, while you're here I better interview you I suppose.
1:43:10 > 1:43:13So Naomi, what are your plans for Christmas?
1:43:13 > 1:43:17Hanging out with my family and playing some games, eating a lot of
1:43:17 > 1:43:19nice food.
1:43:19 > 1:43:22What are you asking for from the big man himself?
1:43:22 > 1:43:25Father Christmas?
1:43:25 > 1:43:26No, I didn't mean THAT big man...
1:43:26 > 1:43:27I meant Ed Petrie!
1:43:27 > 1:43:28In't he tall Naomi?!
1:43:28 > 1:43:30Too tall if you ask me!
1:43:30 > 1:43:31He is pretty tall, yeah!
1:43:31 > 1:43:34I was considering booking him instead of you, to be honest,
1:43:34 > 1:43:35but he wouldn't have fit!
1:43:35 > 1:43:36Charming!
1:43:36 > 1:43:38Now Naomi, you've been on television for a long time.
1:43:38 > 1:43:41What was it like back in the black and white days?
1:43:41 > 1:43:42Oi!
1:43:42 > 1:43:44I've not been on it that long!
1:43:44 > 1:43:45Oh sorry!
1:43:45 > 1:43:48Every day's black and white for me anyway.
1:43:48 > 1:43:52What with my eyes...
1:43:52 > 1:43:55Now, as well as Marrying Mum & Dad, you also do "All Over
1:43:55 > 1:43:56the Place".
1:43:56 > 1:43:57Who's on that with you?
1:43:57 > 1:43:58Ed Petrie.
1:43:58 > 1:43:59Not him again!
1:43:59 > 1:44:02You want to shake him off - he's cramping your
1:44:02 > 1:44:03style!
1:44:03 > 1:44:04Tell me about it!
1:44:04 > 1:44:05Too tall!
1:44:05 > 1:44:07So on All Over the Place, you visit different exciting
1:44:07 > 1:44:09places in the world.
1:44:09 > 1:44:11What's been your favourite place of all to visit?
1:44:11 > 1:44:12Ooh - that's tough!
1:44:12 > 1:44:15We just went to Bali for the new series. Sidney, or Florida...
1:44:15 > 1:44:18Anywhere closer to home?
1:44:18 > 1:44:19Well I love visiting Scotland.
1:44:19 > 1:44:22And Bristol.
1:44:22 > 1:44:28That's my hometown.Is my kennel of the best place you have ever
1:44:28 > 1:44:37visited?I see what you mean... No.
1:44:37 > 1:44:38Oh!
1:44:38 > 1:44:41So you don't think they'll want to film the next series of
1:44:41 > 1:44:42All Over the Place here?
1:44:42 > 1:44:43No.
1:44:43 > 1:44:44Oh, plums.
1:44:44 > 1:44:47I was counting on the income to pay for a new
1:44:47 > 1:44:48boiler!
1:44:48 > 1:44:50Never mind - another cold winter it is!
1:44:50 > 1:44:52Let's have a round of applause for Naomi Wilkinson,
1:44:52 > 1:44:53everyone!
1:44:53 > 1:44:55Hey Naomi, it's time for a Christmas Shrek special now,
1:44:55 > 1:44:57you know.
1:44:57 > 1:44:58This is Donkey's Caroling Christmas-Tacular!
1:44:58 > 1:44:58CHEERING
1:45:14 > 1:45:17OK, parfaits go on that table and the bog nog goes over there and remember,
1:45:17 > 1:45:21make sure the piles of cookies are arranged in fun holiday shapes.
1:45:21 > 1:45:24Shrek, I just love this. Don't you just love this?Sure, Donkey.
1:45:24 > 1:45:27This is going to be the best Christmas party ever, because
1:45:27 > 1:45:30this year, everybody's going to sing their favourite Christmas carol.
1:45:30 > 1:45:32I hear even the Shrek family is going to sing.
1:45:32 > 1:45:34Oh, yeah.Yeah! Yee-ha!
1:45:34 > 1:45:36No more bog nog for him.
1:45:36 > 1:45:41# It's my most favourite time of the year
1:45:41 > 1:45:43# With the parties and carols and cider in barrels
1:45:43 > 1:45:45# For everyone here... #
1:45:45 > 1:45:47Hey, Shrek, check it out.
1:45:47 > 1:45:49I found a real Christmas elf out in the garbage.
1:45:49 > 1:45:52I'm not an elf, I'm Rumpelstiltskin. Let me out of this cage!
1:45:52 > 1:45:55So you can run away again? I don't think so. Oh, hey, Wolf.
1:45:55 > 1:45:56Do you like that?
1:45:56 > 1:46:02It's a mega-sized Santa replica, made from a new magic called plastic.
1:46:02 > 1:46:03Yeah, it's freaking me out.
1:46:03 > 1:46:06Hey, pigs, you've got to try Dragon's spicy reindeer apple balls.
1:46:06 > 1:46:10Oh, no, thank you. We are on a diet. We are chubby buddies.
1:46:10 > 1:46:14We are getting ready for swimsuit weather!
1:46:14 > 1:46:17Move it along, kids, nothing to eat here.
1:46:17 > 1:46:21You guys, this is not a place to take a nap. Wake up. Wake up!
1:46:21 > 1:46:24# It's the warm fluffiest season of all
1:46:25 > 1:46:27# Where the fun never ends
1:46:27 > 1:46:30# And my closest of friends are packed here in the hall
1:46:30 > 1:46:35# I'll be shocked if this don't end in a brawl. #
1:46:35 > 1:46:37Attention, attention, everybody!
1:46:37 > 1:46:40I want to thank you all for coming out to my holiday extravaganza,
1:46:40 > 1:46:42carolling Christmas-tacular.
1:46:42 > 1:46:44I hope all of you have been brushing up on your singing
1:46:44 > 1:46:46more than Gretchen brushes her teeth!
1:46:46 > 1:46:48Take that and eat it!
1:46:48 > 1:46:51# There'll be apples for bobbing And fruitcakeAnd sobbing
1:46:51 > 1:46:53# And games filled with holiday fun
1:46:53 > 1:46:55# There'll be candy and presents Roast turkey and pheasants
1:46:55 > 1:46:59# And stockings for everyone
1:46:59 > 1:47:03# It's my most favourite time of the year
1:47:03 > 1:47:06# And you won't want to leave cos if you all believe
1:47:06 > 1:47:08# Santa soon will be here
1:47:08 > 1:47:10# It's my most favouritest time... #
1:47:10 > 1:47:12Where did you learn how to rhyme?
1:47:12 > 1:47:17# Christmas is my favourite time
1:47:17 > 1:47:21# Of year. Yeah! #
1:47:23 > 1:47:27Whoo! Man, that felt good. Now, who's going to sing next? Anybody? Anybody?
1:47:27 > 1:47:30OK, well then, I guess I'll sing another. Aah-hee!
1:47:33 > 1:47:36TO THE TUNE OF "JINGLE BELLS":
1:47:33 > 1:47:36# Stirring our big pot
1:47:36 > 1:47:39# Full of goodies for our snack
1:47:39 > 1:47:41# Fungus and tree rot
1:47:41 > 1:47:43# Stink bugs by the stack
1:47:43 > 1:47:45# How we like to eat
1:47:45 > 1:47:47# Worms and grubs and slop
1:47:47 > 1:47:49# It brings such joy and is a treat
1:47:49 > 1:47:51# With pickled skunk on top
1:47:51 > 1:47:54# So, bug cocoon, lick the spoon
1:47:54 > 1:47:56# Try our cricket slurp
1:47:56 > 1:48:00# And how I just love rat pie It always makes me burp
1:48:00 > 1:48:02# Serve a toad a la mode
1:48:02 > 1:48:04# Roadkill tastes so fine
1:48:04 > 1:48:07# Pigeon wings and spiders' strings
1:48:07 > 1:48:09# Is the perfect way to dine. #
1:48:10 > 1:48:14Back in my village, the holiday season was all about the turron,
1:48:14 > 1:48:18dancing the flamenco, and the bittersweet serenade of this song.
1:48:18 > 1:48:21# Fleas Navidad
1:48:23 > 1:48:24# Fleas Navidad
1:48:25 > 1:48:28# I got Fleas Navidad
1:48:28 > 1:48:30# My coat is itching and my eyes go sad
1:48:31 > 1:48:35# I want a cleansing flea dip for Christmas
1:48:35 > 1:48:37# A fine leather flea collar for Christmas
1:48:37 > 1:48:40# A nice shampoo and fluffing for Christmas
1:48:40 > 1:48:43# To make the itching stop. #
1:48:46 > 1:48:51Yay!Oh, don't mind if I do.
1:48:51 > 1:48:53Not on my watch!Ow! Hey!
1:48:53 > 1:48:56They're just cookies, it's not like they're real.
1:48:56 > 1:49:00What do you know about being real? Nothing.
1:49:00 > 1:49:04All right, everyone, let's wrap it up.
1:49:07 > 1:49:08TO THE TUNE OF "JINGLE BELL ROCK":
1:49:08 > 1:49:11# Fairytale, fairytale Merry tale fun
1:49:11 > 1:49:14# Happily after and happily done
1:49:14 > 1:49:17# Snowman you know, man and donkeys that speak
1:49:17 > 1:49:18# And a puppet boy made of teak
1:49:18 > 1:49:22# Abracadabra cookie-dee-do
1:49:22 > 1:49:24# Call my name like the Santa is too
1:49:24 > 1:49:27# Cheeses that pleases that stink really bad
1:49:27 > 1:49:29# That makes Christmas glad
1:49:29 > 1:49:32# A confettia with poinsettia
1:49:32 > 1:49:34# As we all trim the tree
1:49:34 > 1:49:37# With the cat time with the hat time... #
1:49:37 > 1:49:40And a stocking full of coal from me.
1:49:40 > 1:49:42# Higgedy piggedy Ogre or no
1:49:42 > 1:49:45# Shake the rafters low
1:49:45 > 1:49:48# Huffing and a-puffing in a granny's frock
1:49:48 > 1:49:51# That's the fairytale That's the merry tale
1:49:51 > 1:49:55# That's the fairytale rock! #
1:49:55 > 1:49:59Chocca-chocca choo-choo! Come on, everyone, I'm busting you out.
1:49:59 > 1:50:02No-one's going to eat you this year!
1:50:04 > 1:50:07And thanks for making my carolling party Christmas-tacular!
1:50:17 > 1:50:20Subtitles by Ericsson
1:50:37 > 1:50:50guys are here for a reason. It is time for Ask Them Anything.
1:50:56 > 1:51:00All of your questions have been coming in so time for this, Ask Them
1:51:00 > 1:51:18Anything. A question from the studio. Alfie, I'm coming to you. A
1:51:18 > 1:51:31question for Kia, anyone? I'm going to come to you. Erin, everybody.I
1:51:31 > 1:51:38had the personalities of the cast the same on and off TV?Some of them
1:51:38 > 1:51:43are similar but some people are completely different. Annabel who
1:51:43 > 1:51:49plays Sasha, her character is mean but she is really the nicest person.
1:51:49 > 1:51:54Lovely, thank you so much for that question. How about you guys, are
1:51:54 > 1:52:06you the same off-screen?I am a nightmare, horrible.So the second
1:52:06 > 1:52:16question is from the fan club. Fluffy pink unicorn, how many times
1:52:16 > 1:52:22have you messed up on live TV? Easier to tell you the amount of
1:52:22 > 1:52:29times we have not messed up.Every afternoon at least five mistakes.
1:52:29 > 1:52:38That is why there are at least two of us.Jonny is the one who messes
1:52:38 > 1:52:49up the most!How dare you! Hope you have enjoyed it. Live television is
1:52:49 > 1:53:03fun! Look at this! Another from the fan club. A question from Nyomi Fee
1:53:03 > 1:53:09the what is it like to meet people all over the world?So lovely
1:53:09 > 1:53:13because I get to meet all these people doing fantastic things trying
1:53:13 > 1:53:17to save the planet and I love people who have committed themselves to
1:53:17 > 1:53:24doing good things. So it is a treat. We've loved having you on the show.
1:53:24 > 1:53:42A question from the mark.What is your favourite Christmas tradition?
1:53:42 > 1:53:52I always get new pyjamas on Christmas Eve.And new bed sheets.
1:53:52 > 1:54:01That is my tradition.We go to a Sunday service for some Christmas
1:54:01 > 1:54:13carols.I like a good family argument over a board game.I would
1:54:13 > 1:54:19say the pyjamas but not the new bed sheets. But chocolate for breakfast,
1:54:19 > 1:54:24one of those times you can have chocolate for breakfast.Thank you
1:54:24 > 1:54:31for that question. Back to the studio again. Then, do you have a
1:54:31 > 1:54:40question? I'm going to come to you, what is your question?What is your
1:54:40 > 1:54:57best joke?What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk. Jingle
1:54:57 > 1:55:03Smells!Thank you for all of your questions. And everyone in the
1:55:03 > 1:55:13studio.
1:55:14 > 1:55:23Listen up, this week on the play list, we try to shuffle and race
1:55:23 > 1:55:36against the microphone. Kevin tries to be me. And Tokyo Myers takes on,
1:55:36 > 1:55:51say what. The playlist at 11 o'clock on the BBC.Lovely.
1:55:51 > 1:55:56Earlier on we gave you the chance to win all of this. We asked who is the
1:55:56 > 1:56:04winner of I'm a celebrity and the answer was Georgia.Now we chose the
1:56:04 > 1:56:08right answer out of all the correct answers and we are going to call you
1:56:08 > 1:56:32now. Wait for it to ring. Is that James?It is his mum.It is Saturday
1:56:32 > 1:56:44Mash-Up. Put James on! James? You have won the competition prizes!
1:56:44 > 1:56:57Merry Christmas. Thank you! You're welcome.Now in just a minute all of
1:56:57 > 1:57:05these people are going to get gungied. But first ball of the best
1:57:05 > 1:57:22bits. Welcome to Saturday Mash-Up! It is time for Danger Mouse.
1:57:22 > 1:57:32Terrible shot.
1:57:46 > 1:57:58Ast bin man bin, you know what that means? Has the bin man been?
1:57:58 > 1:58:08She is a lot happier than she looks! Mash it around.It has all gone in
1:58:08 > 1:58:29my pants!Footballs in a phone box. Sharks in a shower.
1:58:32 > 1:58:37What a time it has been and thank you for everyone who has been
1:58:37 > 1:58:41watching, we have loved it. Thanks to all our guests. And everyone
1:58:41 > 1:58:49involved.What better way to end the episode and a series than with the
1:58:49 > 1:58:54Christmas singalong!
1:58:54 > 1:58:57# When the snowman brings the snow
1:58:57 > 1:59:02# Well he just might like to know
1:59:02 > 1:59:07# He's put a great big smile on somebody's face
1:59:07 > 1:59:10# If you jump into your bed
1:59:10 > 1:59:14# Quickly cover up your head
1:59:14 > 1:59:17# Don't you lock the doors
1:59:17 > 1:59:21# You know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way
1:59:21 > 1:59:28# Well I wish it could be Christmas every day
1:59:28 > 1:59:35# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
1:59:35 > 1:59:41# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day
1:59:41 > 1:59:51# Let the bells ring out for Christmas
1:59:52 > 2:00:02# Why don't you give your love for Christmas?