0:00:02 > 0:00:03CLANG!
0:00:04 > 0:00:05Shh!
0:00:09 > 0:00:10Shh!
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Do you like to have a laugh
0:00:33 > 0:00:34and a chat with your friends?
0:00:34 > 0:00:37No, naughty, not allowed. If you do that you get sent here,
0:00:37 > 0:00:39the School of Silence.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42That is where the noisiest children get sent
0:00:42 > 0:00:44for some intensive silent training. Get in there!
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Today, four new pupils will be arriving.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50They have to prove they have what it takes to stay completely silent.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Will they pass or will they fail?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Let's go and find out.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57The new pupils are being assessed by the headmistress, Miss Gobstop
0:00:57 > 0:00:58and the form tutor.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Is this glass thick enough, Mr Gross?
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Yes, it's nine-inch thick safety glass, capable of
0:01:04 > 0:01:08stopping a charging rhino without sustaining so much as a scratch.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11This lot are from Brighton and have been sent to the school because
0:01:11 > 0:01:15their neighbours can't handle living next to their noise any more.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Right, you. Name?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Tsvey!- Yes, Tsvey.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24She likes annoying teachers at school by tapping her feet in class.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- You. Name?- Kelsey!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Kelsey's a bit of a chatterbox and often gets into trouble for it.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Let's hope she doesn't get caught talking during her silent training.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37- You. Name?- Donni.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Donni winds up her family by playing her music loudly,
0:01:40 > 0:01:42and when practising the keyboard, cranks up the volume full blast.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- You at the end! What's your name? - Megan!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Whoa! Megan also uses those lungs for singing.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51She likes to warble at full volume to music videos.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54What a handful!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Hopefully the School Of Silence will teach them a thing or two
0:01:56 > 0:01:58about being quiet.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Right, get out. That's it. Yes, get out, all of you.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Shh! Here's how the day works.
0:02:07 > 0:02:12The new pupils have three challenging classes to learn how to be silent,
0:02:12 > 0:02:17followed by the crucial final exam which will determine if they graduate
0:02:17 > 0:02:20or will be expelled. If they are too noisy...
0:02:24 > 0:02:29I will know about it, thanks to this device, the Gobstop 2000,
0:02:29 > 0:02:33the latest in noise-monitoring technology.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36If they pass, they will graduate,
0:02:36 > 0:02:41and receive the ultimate reward, the Golden Gobstopper.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44If they fail to keep that shut,
0:02:44 > 0:02:47then I will have no choice. but to expel them.
0:02:47 > 0:02:53Before we begin, I must ensure the school has been hushed down.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55HOOOOOT!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Seven seconds to hushdown.
0:02:57 > 0:03:03Seven, six, five, four,
0:03:03 > 0:03:07three, two, one.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Shh!
0:03:15 > 0:03:16ACHOO!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19The first class is with Mr Gross, one of the school's five teachers,
0:03:19 > 0:03:22but definitely not the best dressed.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- KNOCKING - Come in!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Oh, good grief.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Sit down, quickly. Quiet.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35BELL RINGS
0:03:36 > 0:03:40- What's your name, young lady?- Donni. - Donni!
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- What was all that about? - I just closed the door.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47You just closed the door, or did you slam it shut?
0:03:47 > 0:03:51I am Mr Gross, your teacher for general studies.
0:03:51 > 0:03:56We will be conducting a series of tests which must be conducted
0:03:56 > 0:04:01in...absolute...silence.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Now, remember, Miss Gobstop will be
0:04:03 > 0:04:08listening at all times on these microphones.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12To determine which child does each test, we will be picking gobstoppers
0:04:12 > 0:04:16from a jar, which are the same colours as all of your ties.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20If you make too much noise, you will set off the Gobstop 2000,
0:04:20 > 0:04:22as you will see on the sign.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Let the silent training begin.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Stinky sock.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Very nice!
0:04:31 > 0:04:35The chosen team-mate will have to breathe in a pair of stinky socks
0:04:35 > 0:04:39for 30 seconds in absolute silence and the rest of you have to be quiet
0:04:39 > 0:04:43at the same time. Right, let's see who it's going to be.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Tsvey, is that right?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Yes.- Sit up straight, girl, please.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Pop your hand in there
0:04:50 > 0:04:56and let's pull out a gobstopper and see who's getting the stinky socks.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58What a shame - it's you.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02You picked yourself. Unlucky!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Let me fetch the socks.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10We put them in this breathing apparatus for you,
0:05:10 > 0:05:12so you can get a proper whiff.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Are you ready?- Yes.
0:05:15 > 0:05:20You have to hold this on your face and hold it there for 30 seconds.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Poor Tsvey. Those socks are from Mr Gross's gym bag.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I caught a whiff of them earlier. They stink.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Your 30 seconds starts now.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36The smell of sweat from those socks has to be kicking in straight away.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43But look at this! Self-control from all team members,
0:05:43 > 0:05:46not a sound from anybody. Amazing!
0:05:51 > 0:05:55You see, Donni won't look him in the eye. That's a cunning tactic.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00And Megan's doing the same.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- BELL RINGS - Stop!
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Very good. Very good indeed. How do you feel?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Are you going to be sick? Good! I think you lot are going
0:06:10 > 0:06:12to do very well in this school.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14It looks like they have impressed Mr Gross.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17But can they maintain their cool as training continues?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Cat. Sick. Gloves.
0:06:20 > 0:06:27One of you will have to wear two gloves filled with lovely cat sick.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Let's find out who's doing the task.
0:06:30 > 0:06:35Donni, would you like to pick out a gobstopper?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Oh...
0:06:37 > 0:06:40it's you.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Have a little whiff of that, Megan.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44There's nothing worse than cat sick.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48In the cat sick glove.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Oh, yes, lovely!
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Stop, that's enough. Put this on her.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55That's it. Hold on tight.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59- That's not really cat sick, but it's still pretty gross.- There we go.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Get your fingers right in. It's only a bit of cat sick.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Make sure you get the lumps in, they're the best bits.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Pour it all in. Hold on a second.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12There we go.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Get it all in there.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18- Put your hand in there, dear.- Ewww!
0:07:19 > 0:07:24Yes, you sounded like a cat then. Right!
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Your 30 seconds starts now.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39SHE GIGGLES
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Oh, a bit of giggling there.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Oh, too much clapping has set the Gobstop 2000 off.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Nearly there.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- BELL RINGS - Time up!
0:07:59 > 0:08:02What a mess you've made of my lovely classroom with all this cat sick.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Look! You've made a mess everywhere. Sit down, dear.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09In your desk, quickly. No buts. You have cat stick on your
0:08:09 > 0:08:13hands, that's because you had them in gloves full of cat sick, dear.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16But nothing. In your desk.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Well, you were very, very quiet, weren't you?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22You did incredibly well.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Until we got out the cat sick.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30It always gets them. If you are insolent children, we will find out.
0:08:30 > 0:08:35Your final exam is a lot more difficult than this.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Right, that's it!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40I've really had enough of you. Get out of my classroom, at once.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Glad to say goodbye.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Insolent child!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47I was covered. He did that on purpose, I bet.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49What a delightful bunch.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I like what I've heard so far.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Nothing! Let's hope it continues that way.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59OK, girls, you've had your first lesson with Mr Gross.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01The worst was definitely the cat sick.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04The cat sick. I think you made the most noise in that one. How was it?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Was it hard to stay quiet with that on your hands?
0:09:06 > 0:09:12- Because you can feel the bits. - Like carrots?
0:09:12 > 0:09:13- Yeah.- That's not nice, is it?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16What do you think to Mr Gross, d'you think he's pretty cool?
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- No.- He's here to teach you to be silent. It's all part of
0:09:19 > 0:09:22your silent training which I have to say I think you've done well with.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26I smell a game plan. Am I right?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- Yes. - Are you going to tell me about it?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- No.- We'll have to watch and see what happens?- Yes.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35OK, you know about your next tests? You know where they will take place?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- Yes.- In the canteen with Nora and Britney.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Good luck. It's off to the canteen for you four.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Attention! Attention! This is the School of Silence.
0:09:47 > 0:09:53Pupils caught breathing loudly in gym class will be given extra gym class.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58So, having washed the cat sick off their hands,
0:09:58 > 0:10:02the girls head to the canteen for Class Two in their silent training.
0:10:02 > 0:10:07Britney. Britney, dear. Oh, don't tell me it's lunch time already.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Well, it must be.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Welcome to my kitchen.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14My name is Nora, Nora Nugget, Mrs.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17And this is my lovely assistant, the beautiful Britney. Britney Biscuit.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Isn't she a cracker?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Just my little joke there, dears. Now, can you see
0:10:22 > 0:10:26the sign on the back? Mr Gross has one in his classroom.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- I am sure you have seen it before, haven't you?- Yes.
0:10:28 > 0:10:34If that flashes red, that means you're making too much noise.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Time for more silent training.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Sprout...trifle.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Sounds yummy, doesn't it? Do you like Brussels sprouts, Megan?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- No.- I love them.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51I love Brussels sprouts. I put them in all my desserts.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55The object of this test is to remove the Brussels sprout from the trifle
0:10:55 > 0:11:00and present it to your chosen team-mate, who then has to eat it.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04So let's find out who will be eating the Brussels sprout.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Can we have the coloured gobstoppers there, please?
0:11:07 > 0:11:08Now, I think...
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Donni. Would you like to choose the gobstopper?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Oh, it's the blue one.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Marvellous! Kelsey, that's you.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Do you like Brussels sprouts, dear?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- They're OK.- Jolly good.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26OK, Donni, you know what you're doing, don't you, dear?
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Yeah. Reach in here, see if you can find the Brussels sprout
0:11:29 > 0:11:31and feed it to your good friend Kelsey there.
0:11:31 > 0:11:36You have 30 seconds of absolute silence from now on, please ladies.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Starting from now.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Ah, gross!
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Good so far.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57That's pretty quiet.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Not a sound.
0:12:03 > 0:12:04Five seconds to go.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08- BELL RINGS - There's time!
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Well done!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Well done, you polished that all off, didn't you?
0:12:13 > 0:12:18Well! Jolly good. And in complete silence, both of you. Well, I'm very
0:12:18 > 0:12:20pleased with you young ladies.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21I think you may well be graduating at the end of the day.
0:12:21 > 0:12:26Nora's taken a shine to the girls. What has she got in store
0:12:26 > 0:12:28for them now?
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Splatapult mushy peas.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35Now this involves our very special Splatapult.
0:12:35 > 0:12:40You will have 30 seconds to splat as much mushy peas into
0:12:40 > 0:12:44your chosen team-mate's face as you can in the allotted time. All right?
0:12:44 > 0:12:47But, who is it going to be?
0:12:47 > 0:12:49I'd like you to choose
0:12:49 > 0:12:52the coloured gob-stopper this time, because you've been
0:12:52 > 0:12:56ever so good there in the corner.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Oh, marvellous, Megan.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00That's fabulous!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02If you would like to come round into the kitchen, Tsvey.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Britney, the Splatapult, please, dear.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Come and stand by me there.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09That's it, lovely.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Do you just want to pop those on for me, dear?
0:13:12 > 0:13:13Fancy a new hair-do?
0:13:13 > 0:13:17- No.- You have 30 seconds.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21I want as many of these as you can get into Megan's face. All right?
0:13:21 > 0:13:25And your 30 seconds starts now.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34Amazing levels of quietness and control here.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Are these the same girls whose neighbours complained
0:13:36 > 0:13:38about them being too loud?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Oh, tiny giggle there.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47But she's doing really well under fire from mushy peas.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Superbly quiet.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Just two seconds left.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57And there's time. Well done, ladies!
0:13:57 > 0:14:02Well done! You didn't make a peep there, did you, Megan?
0:14:02 > 0:14:03I am so pleased with you, I really am!
0:14:03 > 0:14:07OK, Tsvey, mind how you go there, dear.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Come back and take your seat.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Well, ladies, I'm terribly impressed with you. I would like to see
0:14:12 > 0:14:15you ladies graduate with flying colours at the end of the day.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19I think you've been a marvellous team and thank you all very much.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23OK? Right! I think it's about time for you to go.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Thank you ever so much, ladies. Best of luck with the rest of the day.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28All right? Cheerio.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Have these children been sent to the right school?
0:14:31 > 0:14:35They are as quiet as mice.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Who wants a hug?
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Marvellous!
0:14:42 > 0:14:44OK girls, two more tests out the way. How are you feeling?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- Cold. Wet.- Why are you cold and wet, Megan? Because I got
0:14:49 > 0:14:51peas thrown at me.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Did you enjoy throwing mushy peas at your mate Megan?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56A little bit. Well, it's all designed to test how
0:14:56 > 0:14:59good you are at staying silent. How well do you think you did?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- Good?- Yeah.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04I have to say you've got to be
0:15:04 > 0:15:06one of the strongest teams I've met yet.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09You just seem to know what you're doing. Have you sat down together
0:15:09 > 0:15:12and said "This is what we do and we are sticking to a plan"?
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Not exactly.
0:15:13 > 0:15:18We haven't sat down and discussed it, but we know what to do.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19Do you think you will go away with the Golden Gobstopper?
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Yes. You've got one lesson left.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26It's with Miss Bunsen. Have you heard about Miss Bunsen? No.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28She's slightly mad but she has lovely hair.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32Good luck. Go and meet Miss Bunsen and let's see how silent you stay.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40Attention! Attention! This is the school of silence.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42All pupils are reminded that when leaving school,
0:15:42 > 0:15:47they must wait until they're at least three miles away before speaking.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51This lot are sailing through their silent training.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Will they ace their final exam at the end of the day?
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Well, they're not there yet - just one class to go.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Will their nerves hold out,
0:15:59 > 0:16:01or will Miss Bunsen be the one to break them?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Write this down, children.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Apparently E equals MC squared.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Who would have thought it?!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09KNOCKING Come in.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15That's right. Good girls. Girl power.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18This is the School of Silence.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21And my name is Miss Bunsen.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23I am your science teacher.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27Right then, we will be conducting some experiments.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Of course we'll do them silently.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32So, if you are to have a nasty accident,
0:16:32 > 0:16:34make sure you do it quietly. OK?
0:16:34 > 0:16:38What's Miss Bunsen got planned for the girls' training?
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Very excited about this, girls!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Oh, very excited.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45It's my new invention.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48It's called the invisible umbrella.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51I've got to write this on the board.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54Invisible...umbrella.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Do you know someone stopped me
0:17:01 > 0:17:04on the street once and thought I was that girl, you know Rihanna.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07It was the hair that give it away.
0:17:07 > 0:17:12Right. Here we go. The gobstopper.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Let's find out who it's going to be?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Pick. Who's it going to be?
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Who's it going to be?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Oh!
0:17:22 > 0:17:24It's you, Tsvey!
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Here we go.
0:17:26 > 0:17:31This is my invisible umbrella.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35Oh, it's a sight to behold, isn't it, girls?
0:17:35 > 0:17:39Now, I think this is ground-breaking, this one.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43I think this one's going to work. Come on.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47That's right, you are going to give this to Tsvey, a minute. Up you get!
0:17:47 > 0:17:50I hope you were kind to her earlier on in the canteen,
0:17:50 > 0:17:54otherwise, oh, oh! There we go.
0:17:54 > 0:17:59Here we are. We've got things to represent the seasons.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02You will have 30 seconds to complete this task.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04In complete silence.
0:18:04 > 0:18:09Remember, Miss Gobstop will be listening at all times.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14That's for you. Silent time starts now.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18First up, it's a British summer.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Oh, bit of giggling there.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25That's autumn.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30There goes winter.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Good self-control.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Finally a spring shower.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40Still not giggling. They've done it pretty good.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Well, oh, dear! What a mess!
0:18:43 > 0:18:47That's all the seasons done, so that's good.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49So it's back to the drawing board for Miss Bunsen
0:18:49 > 0:18:51and her invisible umbrella invention.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Time for one last bit of silent training before the final exam.
0:18:54 > 0:18:59But these girls are ice queens and nothing can break them, or can it?
0:18:59 > 0:19:06The next one is all about germs and it's about how to catch a cold.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Wonderful! Right then.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Now for this, one of you is going to have a pair of boxing gloves on.
0:19:12 > 0:19:18The other person will be blowing balloons full to the brim with snot
0:19:18 > 0:19:20and bogeys and phlegm.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24They will be quite literally trying to catch a cold.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Let's have a look and see which one of you will be doing this.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Kelsey. Why don't you ?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Oh!
0:19:37 > 0:19:41Donni, it's you. Thank you very much.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Unlucky!
0:19:43 > 0:19:47Come on up. That's right. There we are.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48If you can stand just here for me.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Now you, Kelsey.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52I've got a treat for you.
0:19:52 > 0:19:58You will be blowing these snot bombs.
0:19:58 > 0:20:03That's it! Let's get on with it, shall we?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05How to catch a cold.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09This is ground-breaking science.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12I hope you take this seriously, girls.
0:20:12 > 0:20:17Let's see how many you can catch in 30 seconds.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20In, of course, complete silence.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23The time starts now.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26So, can they catch a cold and keep quiet?
0:20:33 > 0:20:37A bit of a snigger there.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Oh, no, that's set off the Gobstop 2000.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Oh, dear!
0:20:48 > 0:20:51That's it. It's all over.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55There is snot and bogeys everywhere.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Oh, it's like the inside of a hanky in here.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Girls, I heard quite a lot of sniggering and
0:21:01 > 0:21:07giggling during that exercise. You seem to be getting worse, not better.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11Now, it's time for you to get off to meet Colonel Kittens.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15Off you go, on your way.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17What went wrong?
0:21:21 > 0:21:24They'll be lucky if they put their noisy little fingers on this.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31OK, if I was to say one to ten how you are doing?
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- Ten being the best, one being the worst?- I'd say eight.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37You think eight out of ten.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41- Did I not hear Miss Bunsen say she thinks you're getting worse?- Yeah.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43What happens in the final exam?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45You've got to be really silent, haven't you?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47We're going to try our hardest.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52Listen, if you get three peaks over the Gobstop 2000
0:21:52 > 0:21:55then you will be expelled. Hopefully you will graduate.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Things are going well. It could all change. Good luck.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Attention! Attention!
0:22:05 > 0:22:07This is the School of Silence.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11Pupils are reminded not to scream when they see the school ghost.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14If it can be quiet, so can you!
0:22:14 > 0:22:18They've had their three classes - now it's time for their final exam.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22Colonel Kittens will put them to the test. To graduate
0:22:22 > 0:22:26and win the Golden Gobstopper, they must keep that shut.
0:22:26 > 0:22:31If they set off the Gobstop 2000 three times, they will be expelled.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Their silent training has all been building up to this,
0:22:35 > 0:22:37their final exam,
0:22:37 > 0:22:39with Colonel Kittens.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43Right, welcome, ladies. I'm Colonel Kittens
0:22:43 > 0:22:46and it's my job to make you crack.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49If you manage to keep this shut,
0:22:49 > 0:22:51you will graduate
0:22:51 > 0:22:55with a Golden Gobstopper. Do you think you can win it?
0:22:55 > 0:22:56Yes.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Yes. Right.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Your time...
0:23:02 > 0:23:06starts now.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10They have just 90 seconds between them and the Golden Gobstopper.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Come on girls, you can do it.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Quite easy to begin with. A feather duster.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20A light bit of tickling.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26No, no. Good self-control.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29You can see how the silent training really paying off.
0:23:31 > 0:23:32Silly string.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Oh, it's building.
0:23:36 > 0:23:37Definitely some giggling there.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44And it's getting tougher.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46And very messy.
0:23:46 > 0:23:53Oh, I think Donni's starting to lose it. She just needs to keep quiet.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Brilliant control from Megan there.
0:24:06 > 0:24:11It's the feet. As we all know, a very ticklish part of the body.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16I think Donni's struggling.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Yes, that got her.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Has that giggling set off the Gobstop 2000?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Just ten seconds on the clock.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36BELL RINGS Time up!
0:24:37 > 0:24:40I'm out of breath.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Pretty good.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45But was it good enough?
0:24:47 > 0:24:50You can laugh now, dear.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52You look like a giant trifle.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56You should carry that look home, Donni, it looks good.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59I thought you'd disappeared entirely there.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Sniggering away under her breath.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05I am impressed. You look like a party gone wrong.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Not one I'd like to attend.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Right, get out.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15So, smiley people, that was Colonel Kittens. What do you think?
0:25:15 > 0:25:17THEY MURMUR
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Messy, horrible, mean. Of course, that was your final exam.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22That's what all the training today was about.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Had to put it all into practice, in the final exam.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Would you say silent training works?
0:25:27 > 0:25:29- Yes.- It seems to have done.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32We are about to find out whether you have graduated or you are expelled.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35This is it. The moment. Good luck!
0:25:37 > 0:25:42It's time to get their final exam results from Miss Gobstopper.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44- KNOCKING - Come in.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54You have been sent here because you're all far too noisy.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57I've put you through rigorous silent training today.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Let's look at your reports.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Donni, you made a dreadful start.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Strange "eww" noises during the cat sick test.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Thought you were going to be sick yourself.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Your health and your noise levels improved.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25Megan, you kept this shut during your test.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37Kelsey, nothing. A silent role model.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49I might have you stuffed and placed in my trophy cabinet.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Tsvey, you really a girl for all seasons.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Not a peep in Miss Bunsen's class. Well done!
0:27:08 > 0:27:11So, how do you think you did in your final exam?
0:27:11 > 0:27:14- Very good.- Quite good?- Good.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Fantastic.
0:27:16 > 0:27:17Really?
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Well, I will be the judge of that.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22I can now reveal
0:27:22 > 0:27:26that you... will graduate.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Yes!
0:27:29 > 0:27:31You did make a few tiny noises,
0:27:31 > 0:27:33but they weren't enough to set off the Gobstop 2000.
0:27:38 > 0:27:43Who is going to have the honour to receive the Golden Gobstopper?
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Kelsey.
0:27:48 > 0:27:52Now, go forth and spread the silence.
0:27:52 > 0:27:53Now, get out!
0:27:56 > 0:27:57Silently.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00Barney.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03THEY SCREAM
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