0:00:31 > 0:00:34Welcome to the School Of Silence. This is where the noisiest children
0:00:34 > 0:00:37in the country are sent for intensive silent training.
0:00:37 > 0:00:43Today, four new pupils have what it takes to stay completely silent.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46This noisy bunch are from Leeds and are having their noise levels
0:00:46 > 0:00:50assessed by the headmistress and the form tutor.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53- Come to the front.- Come closer.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Right, you, name?- Nicola!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Nicola says she is silly all the time
0:01:00 > 0:01:03and is always chuckling and giggling.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- Next.- Armani!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Armani is well-known in his class,
0:01:09 > 0:01:12as he gives them all earache from shouting so loudly.
0:01:12 > 0:01:17- Next?- Rudi!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Rudi's favourite thing is shouting and screaming loudly.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22He is renowned for his belly laughter.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Better watch this one.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Next?
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Mollie!- Mollie's older brothers are fed up with her screaming
0:01:31 > 0:01:36and shouting, so she makes number four in this rowdy team from Leeds.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40The teachers at the School Of Silence have their work cut out.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42That's enough, get out.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46THEY SHOUT AND BAWL
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Ssh! Here is how the day works,
0:01:48 > 0:01:50the new pupils have three challenging classes
0:01:50 > 0:01:55to learn how to be silent. Followed by the crucial final exam
0:01:55 > 0:02:00which will determine whether they graduate or will be expelled.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01If they are too noisy...
0:02:04 > 0:02:09..I will know about it thanks to this device - the Gobstop 2000.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13The latest in noise monitoring technology.
0:02:13 > 0:02:19If they pass, they will graduate and receive the ultimate reward -
0:02:19 > 0:02:21the Golden Gobstopper.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24If they fail to keep THAT shut,
0:02:24 > 0:02:27then I will have no choice but to expel them.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30But before we begin....
0:02:30 > 0:02:33I must ensure that school has been hushed down.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Seven seconds to hush-down.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Seven...
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Six...
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Five...
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Four...
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Three...
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Two...
0:02:46 > 0:02:47One...
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Ssssssh!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53CRACK!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56It's time for their silent training to start
0:02:56 > 0:02:59with their first class with Mr Gross.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Sssssh! Oh, good grief. Come in.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07Sit down, quickly, please. Into your seats.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- Quicker. Quicker. - BELL RINGS
0:03:09 > 0:03:14I am Mr Gross, your teacher for General Studies.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Silence, please. Hush, please. You will be for the high jump.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20This is the first lesson
0:03:20 > 0:03:26in your silent training which must be done in absolute silence.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30This jar of gobstoppers will determine which child
0:03:30 > 0:03:32is doing each lesson.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33And remember,
0:03:33 > 0:03:39Miss Gobstop is always listening on those microphones.
0:03:39 > 0:03:44Yes, those microphones there, there and there.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49And up here, you will see the monitor for her Gobstop 2000.
0:03:49 > 0:03:55The Gobstop 2000 will go off every time you make too much noise.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58So, let's get on with your training.
0:03:58 > 0:04:03- What's up first? - It's called maggot hold.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Now, I don't think this needs a lot of describing, frankly.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10You are going to hold some maggots and you're going to have do it
0:04:10 > 0:04:12in silence for 30 seconds.
0:04:12 > 0:04:17Let's find out who's going to be the unlucky one. Armani.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Would you like to pick, young man?
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Oh, well, what a shame.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31I had a feeling you would like that, Rudi.
0:04:31 > 0:04:36I shall fetch my favourite friends in the whole world,
0:04:36 > 0:04:41William, Tony, Geoffrey, Margaret...
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Take those, hold them gently.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Remember, it is very important
0:04:45 > 0:04:48that you stay silent throughout this entire task.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Armani, you will pour the maggots when I tell you.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Once they're in your hand, I'll give the signal and the time will start.
0:04:55 > 0:04:5830 seconds. I doubt you will manage two.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- Are you ready?- No.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Hold your hands tightly together. Pour the maggots!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09No! No! No! No!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Ahh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Your time starts - now.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17This is a tough start to their silent training,
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Rudi has a reputation for his laugh.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20RUDI CACKLES
0:05:20 > 0:05:25And there it is. That's just too loud.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Oh, oh, oh! Oh. Oh...
0:05:29 > 0:05:32It's not looking good at all.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Give it up...
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Nearly there.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43He'll have to wash his hands after this.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44- No! Help! - TIMER RINGS
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Time's up! Put them down.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51I give up. I really do.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54A noisy start, but what's next?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Gunge boot.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02You will have 30 seconds to put your chosen team-mate
0:06:02 > 0:06:05into a pair of gungey Wellington boots.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Then they must parade around in front of you all,
0:06:08 > 0:06:13and this must be done in absolute silence.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Let's find out who's going to be doing it.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Nicola, which colour will it be?
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Have a little pick.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26White! Mollie.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Mollie, you're going to get the gunge boot, dear.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33- How do you feel about that? - I don't know.- "I don't know!"
0:06:33 > 0:06:34RUDI CACKLES
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Oh, good grief! He's off.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42One pair of Wellington boots,
0:06:42 > 0:06:46two jugs of lovely gunk.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50What you'll be doing is pouring the gunk in the Wellington boots.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52You, Mollie, will put them on,
0:06:52 > 0:06:55and by all means have a little jump up and down,
0:06:55 > 0:06:58whatever you silly little children do in the playground,
0:06:58 > 0:06:59do it in the boot.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Are you ready?
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Your 30 seconds starts...
0:07:04 > 0:07:06now!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Oh!
0:07:08 > 0:07:09A bit of noise there.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Eurgh!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16A lot of noise from Rudi
0:07:16 > 0:07:19and from Mollie.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Go!- Talking from Rudi!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24GIGGLING
0:07:24 > 0:07:27And loud laughing now.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Lots of noise here!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33They're going to need a lot of silent training.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34- TIMER RINGS - Time's up.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Sit down, Mollie.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40How did that feel, Mollie?
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- Disgusting.- Disgusting?- Yeah.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Oh, dear. What's next?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Ice slush...
0:07:47 > 0:07:50...mush.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Mollie, you will be pouring
0:07:52 > 0:07:57a jug of slush down the back of your chosen team-mate.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Have a dig around in there.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- Blue.- Armani, you have been sitting there quite quietly,
0:08:07 > 0:08:10haven't you? Very good. Let's see if you can keep quiet
0:08:10 > 0:08:15under pressure, and remember, this must be done in absolute silence!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18If Miss Gobstop's Gobstop 2000 goes off,
0:08:18 > 0:08:20then you've made too much noise,
0:08:20 > 0:08:22and that goes for everyone.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Right. Let's get the lovely slush.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Lovely slushy, mushy.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Ahh! It's freezing.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37You're going to enjoy this.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40You have 30 seconds to pour it ALL down.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44Your time starts...now.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- LAUGHTER - Some laughing there.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Ah. It's Rudi again.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Keep it in, Nicola.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Lots of noise, but Armani's staying silent.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- RUDI:- Oh, oh, oh!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Despite all the noise around him,
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Armani's still doing really, really well.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11It's Rudi making most of the noise again.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Just a few seconds.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17- TIMER RINGS - Stop! Stop, please.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Mercy! I beg of you, give me that!
0:09:20 > 0:09:21Go and sit down, Mollie.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24This does not bode well for your final exam.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28It doesn't! This alarm went off several times. The Gobstop 2000
0:09:28 > 0:09:31has never heard such noise.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Right. Stand up. Get back to your seat, Armani.
0:09:33 > 0:09:38Class, there's no more time, and I have to say, thank goodness for that
0:09:38 > 0:09:41because you are without doubt
0:09:41 > 0:09:44the worst children I've had since the last lot of children.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45BELL RINGS
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Get OUT of my classroom!
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Rudi? Rudi?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Why is he at MY school?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Why Rudi?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Dreadful boy! Ugh!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Rudi, what's going on? Are you finding it hilarious?
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- Yeah!- Do you think that by the end of it Rudi will be silent?- ALL: No!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Nicola, you filled Mollie's boots with gunge. You enjoyed that?
0:10:14 > 0:10:18- Yes.- Was it easy to stay silent while you were doing it?- No.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Your next test is in the canteen. You'll meet Nora and Britney.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25- Britney's cool. You'll love her. You ready?- Yes!- All right then.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Attention. Attention!
0:10:29 > 0:10:32This is the School of Silence.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34The new school hymn is Silent Night.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38Please practise it - quietly!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40So after a noisy start to the day,
0:10:40 > 0:10:42I think this lot need some more silent training.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Cooee! It's lunch time!
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Ho, ho, ho! Well, hello. My name is Mrs Nora Nugget.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Welcome to my kitchen.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55And this is my lovely assistant, Britney Biscuit.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58As part of your silent training, you have been sent here today,
0:10:58 > 0:11:02and we are going to feed you some of our fancy foods from the menu.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05You do know that Miss Gobstop can hear every sound you make.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09That includes your rather infectious laugh, young man, all right?
0:11:09 > 0:11:11I'd like to see you all graduate at the end of the day.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Will they be able to stay silent for this one?
0:11:13 > 0:11:20So the first item on our menu today is the silent trump. You will have
0:11:20 > 0:11:2330 seconds in which to eat a plate full of baked beans
0:11:23 > 0:11:26and deflate a number of whoopee cushions
0:11:26 > 0:11:28without making a single sound.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Who's going to pick? Rudi. Right. Here we go.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Could you bring the coloured gobstoppers in, Britney?
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Lovely, Rudi. Don't peek!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Oh, oh! You've picked yourself!
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Oh, oh, that's wonderful!
0:11:41 > 0:11:45Right. Wonderful. There's your lunch, dear,
0:11:45 > 0:11:49your spoon. So I want to see this plate clean.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50All right, then?
0:11:50 > 0:11:55- Are you ready?- No.- Your 30 seconds of silence starts now.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56PFFFRRRPPPTTT!
0:11:56 > 0:12:00Oh, Mollie laughing there.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07More laughing and giggling.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Armani trying to control them.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18PFFFRRRPPPTTT!
0:12:21 > 0:12:23They're settling down a little.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25- Even Rudi's holding in the giggles.- Well, that's it.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- Time's up.- Eugh!
0:12:27 > 0:12:32And you've managed to deflate all the cushions, but not very silently.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Still room for improvement. What's next?
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Human pizza.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Now, you will have 30 seconds
0:12:40 > 0:12:43to build a pizza on your chosen team-mate's head.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Armani, do you want to pick this one?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Who's it going to be?
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Woo!
0:12:49 > 0:12:54Oh, ho, ho, ho! Oh, Mollie, are you looking forward to a new hairdo?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56- No.- No? Ah, ah, ah.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Most of our pizza toppings are fish-based.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02We've got tuna and anchovies.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06Olives. Now, come on! Do you like fish?
0:13:06 > 0:13:10- Yes, but not anchovies.- A rather delicate aroma there, isn't it?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Could be a new perfume as well as a new hairdo.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Your 30 seconds of absolute silence, Rudi,
0:13:17 > 0:13:20starts now.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Oh, God! Oh, oh! God!
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Oh, a lot of noise there.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Go on, Armani! Go on.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- Revenge!- Oh, yes!
0:13:29 > 0:13:33And lots of talking too. Nicola trying to hush them.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36You know you want to, Armani!
0:13:36 > 0:13:38SQUEALING
0:13:38 > 0:13:40This lot just can't be quiet!
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Aye aye aye ya!
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Three seconds left. And more noise.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50- BELL RINGS - We're out of time,
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Armani. Well done.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Oh, don't you look a picture? Are you hungry?
0:13:56 > 0:13:59I must tell you, I'm really concerned about you lot.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02You have been making an awful lot of noise, haven't you, Nicola?
0:14:02 > 0:14:07I hope you do better for Miss Bunsen in the science class this afternoon,
0:14:07 > 0:14:09and cut down the noise, dears!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11BELL RINGS
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Off you go - all right? Quickly, quietly.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18I admire Armani's dedication to silence.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Such a shame that the others don't feel the same.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Why are you waiting on me?
0:14:23 > 0:14:27OK. So you had the silent trump and the human pizza.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28How did silent trump go, Nicola?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Not very well because Rudi,
0:14:30 > 0:14:35he was trying so hard not to laugh, and his face just made us all laugh.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- Rudi, how was it for you, that test? - Terrible.- Armani,
0:14:37 > 0:14:40do you have anything to say to Mollie about the human pizza?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42I'm not going to say sorry...
0:14:42 > 0:14:45So do you think you can stay a little bit quiet?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Maybe.- Are you going to try? Rudi, are you going to try?
0:14:48 > 0:14:52- Yeah.- OK. Miss Bunsen awaits you in the science lab. Good luck.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Attention.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59Attention. This is the School of Silence.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Could everyone try not to breathe all at the same time?
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Wait your turn. I can barely hear myself think!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Time for their last class of the day before their final exam.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12It's silent science training with Miss Bunsen.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Oh, oh, here they are. Come in.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Come in. Oh, hello, Rudi. Come in. Come in, Armani.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Hello, Nicola, Mollie. Come on. Come on.
0:15:23 > 0:15:28NOW, my name is Miss Bunsen, and I am your science teacher.
0:15:28 > 0:15:34Now, I must impress upon you the importance of silence in science.
0:15:34 > 0:15:39Now, we're going to be conducting two experiments today -
0:15:39 > 0:15:40all in complete silence -
0:15:40 > 0:15:44your final bit of training before your final exam.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46What's Miss Bunsen got in store for them?
0:15:46 > 0:15:50The first game is called Levitation.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Now, one of you has to sit on a balloon
0:15:56 > 0:16:00while the other person pumps up the balloon,
0:16:00 > 0:16:03thus thrusting someone into the air.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Rudi, you can pick first.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Who's it going to be?
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Who is it? Who is it?
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Is it you, Mollie?- Unfortunately.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Mollie again! Unlucky!
0:16:17 > 0:16:22Now, then, remember, absolute silence.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Your 30 seconds starts...
0:16:26 > 0:16:29now! (Pump it!)
0:16:29 > 0:16:31A little squeal there.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36And a little giggle.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39But, otherwise, much quieter.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Oh!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46What a din!
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- Yes!- That was quick, Rudi.
0:16:48 > 0:16:53What a lot of pumping! Oh, well done! Well done!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Oh, well, I never!
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Not sure about the silence, though,
0:16:58 > 0:17:01boys and girls - heard a lot of giggling during that.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05Now, I hope you can keep a bit more quiet. Shh. Shh, shh.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08- Very good.- Time for one more and then the final exam.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11You are going to be my guinea pigs
0:17:11 > 0:17:15because I have invented something new, something radical.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18I have found a niche in the market, boys and girls.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21It's called the human car wash!
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Now, Nicola, you're going to be picking this one.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34- SQUEALING - Oh, no! It's Mollie again.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Mollie, oh, dear.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38You seem to be jinxed.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Now, you must be quick doing this.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42You only have 30 seconds, and remember,
0:17:42 > 0:17:44it has to be done in complete silence.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47The human car...
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Was that a giggle?
0:17:48 > 0:17:54Remember, you're being monitored by Miss Gobstop constantly. Right.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58This is your last chance before the final exam.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Let's see if you can do it!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Ready?
0:18:02 > 0:18:0830 seconds now - starting from...NOW!
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- Oops. Some noise there. - RUDI:- Oh!
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Oh, no. Rudi shouting again.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Careful, Nicola!
0:18:16 > 0:18:18And some talking.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Oh, yes, Nicola. You go, Nicola!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- Still SO much noise from Rudi. - Oh, there's the wax!
0:18:26 > 0:18:28But everyone else is staying silent.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Ahh! Argh!
0:18:33 > 0:18:34- Yes!- Nearly time.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Oh! Oh! - Time. That's it. That's it.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40That's it. Oh, look at the mess.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- Mollie, Mollie, come over here. - Oh, dear.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Well, that hasn't worked at all.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49I'll have to go back to the drawing board. Rudi, honestly,
0:18:49 > 0:18:53you're so noisy. Colonel Kittens will not put up with that behaviour.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55And, Armani, I heard you giggling as well.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57- BELL RINGS - You can leave the class.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Off you go. Good luck.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Hey!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Yeah!
0:19:05 > 0:19:09What? I can't take any more of Rudi!
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Right, then, science class - Miss Bunsen - how did it go, Mollie?
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Funny.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Did you manage to stay silent there?
0:19:19 > 0:19:21- Not really.- But you are trying hard, though,
0:19:21 > 0:19:24to stay silent. It's not easy but you're doing well.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27But, of course, if we come to the end of the table,
0:19:27 > 0:19:31- you're not finding it easy at all, are you, to stay quiet?- No.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37You can hear it building. It gets bigger.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40To win, you've got pass the final exam with Colonel Kittens.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42He's strict. Can you do it?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44YES, WE CAN!
0:19:48 > 0:19:49Attention, attention!
0:19:49 > 0:19:51This is the School of Silence.
0:19:51 > 0:19:56Would all pupils attending this evening's bell-ringing class
0:19:56 > 0:19:58please leave their bells at reception?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00They've had their three classes,
0:20:00 > 0:20:02and now it's time for their final exam.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06Colonel Kittens will really put them to the test to graduate
0:20:06 > 0:20:10and win the Golden Gobstopper. They must keep THAT shut.
0:20:10 > 0:20:15If they set off the Gobstop 2000 three times, they will be expelled!
0:20:15 > 0:20:19Well, their silent training's all been building up to this,
0:20:19 > 0:20:22their final exam with Colonel Kittens.
0:20:22 > 0:20:28Right, you disgusting little creatures, I'm Colonel Kittens!
0:20:28 > 0:20:32And it is my job to make you crack
0:20:32 > 0:20:38and, believe you me, you most likely will.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41This is your final exam!
0:20:41 > 0:20:44It is very simple - just like you.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50Rudi, do you think you'll be able to do it,
0:20:50 > 0:20:52- to keep your little mouth shut?- Yes, sir.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55"Yes, sir"? Good grief, boy!
0:20:55 > 0:20:59We have trained you well. I heard you've been laughing all day!
0:21:00 > 0:21:03These are the instruments of your demise -
0:21:03 > 0:21:06various items and appendages, some stuff
0:21:06 > 0:21:09and some more stuff. Right!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11I shall be throwing all of it -
0:21:11 > 0:21:13at you. Believe you me,
0:21:13 > 0:21:16I will spare you nothing.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Are you ready to suffer in silence?
0:21:19 > 0:21:20- ALL:- Yes, Colonel.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22That'll do.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26So your time starts...
0:21:27 > 0:21:30- NOW!- The Colonel's gone straight for the feather duster
0:21:30 > 0:21:32and straight to the face.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36Everyone's staying pretty quiet, though. Oh, no, Rudi! Will he?
0:21:36 > 0:21:37Will he?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Yes, he did. That's a loud giggle.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Surely that has set off the Gobstop 2000.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46Here we go with the gunk ladle.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50Look at the concentration - such control - well done.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Not a sound.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57You can see Rudi trying to hold in the giggles.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Oh, no. The Colonel's gone for it. Surely?
0:21:59 > 0:22:02No. He stayed silent. Well done.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05A bit more gunge here.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Very quiet giggles, but they can still be heard.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12A gasp from Mollie.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Oh, confetti.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Yeah, that set them off!
0:22:20 > 0:22:22RUDI COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Some more laughing from Rudi.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- You!- And he's talking now. Surely that's set off the Gobstop 2000.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Oh, no! It couldn't get any worse -
0:22:30 > 0:22:31the gunge chicken is pulled out.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Yeah, lots of giggling there.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Not looking good for the team so far.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45The Colonel gives Rudi the chicken.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47He shakes it in frustration. He wants to be able to giggle,
0:22:47 > 0:22:49and he throws it away.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Lots of giggles there.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Just a few seconds left. Oh, no. The snow.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58TIMER RINGS
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Right! Time's up.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01You did very well, I think,
0:23:01 > 0:23:04considering... considering what you've got.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Is your head normally blue, boy?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08How do you think you all did? Mollie?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- ..Sorry?- Good.- Good.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- You can speak now. It's over.- Good. - Good?!
0:23:14 > 0:23:16I think I heard you sniggering. What about you, Armani?
0:23:16 > 0:23:19- I think I did pretty well. - You might've done.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I like the glittery look on your head.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23You should probably take that home with you.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25And you, dear? Look at that - smashing!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27You look ridiculous, lad.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29So do you.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32- How would you know? You can't see? - I can see!
0:23:32 > 0:23:36Well...I wonder how you did do.
0:23:36 > 0:23:41- Shall we find out?- Yeah. Yeah. - Get out of my gym!
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- You still here, though?- Yeah.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49So that was the final exam with Colonel Kittens. How did it go?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51- ALL: Terrible!- Really?
0:23:51 > 0:23:55It was hard when he poured the paint on us without making any noise.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- Did you not think you were noisy? - You were!- You were!
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Well, do you think you were noisy three times?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- No.- Because you were quiet to start off with.- I sniggered.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06You might get away with sniggering.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08- If you graduate, you win the Golden Gobstopper, yeah?- Yeah.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10- You excited about that?- ALL: Yeah.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13OK. Well, you're about to find out. Miss Gobstop's waiting for you.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15(Good luck.)
0:24:15 > 0:24:18So how did they do in their final exam?
0:24:18 > 0:24:20KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Enter.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Quickly.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Awful smell.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Ew!
0:24:35 > 0:24:39You were sent here because you're all terribly noisy.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41RUDI GIGGLES
0:24:41 > 0:24:45And I put you through rigorous training today,
0:24:45 > 0:24:47and let's look at your reports.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Nicola, terrible giggler.
0:24:59 > 0:25:05Did show some self-control, but mostly rubbish.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Armani,
0:25:07 > 0:25:10quite promising.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14A little silliness in Mr Gross's class...
0:25:14 > 0:25:17but overall you're a cool operator.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Stop!
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Mollie,
0:25:25 > 0:25:30very unlucky girl. How many tests have you done?
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Did they work?
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Not much. Not much.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Rudi,
0:25:47 > 0:25:50your training has been a nightmare!
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Stand up straight. You nearly broke the Gobstop 2000.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09That laugh is like a hysterical hyena.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Nothing to be proud of, Rudi.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Your final exam,
0:26:16 > 0:26:18it all started well,
0:26:18 > 0:26:19quite promising.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25- So did you pass... - No.- ..and graduate?
0:26:25 > 0:26:28No? Yes? Yes!
0:26:28 > 0:26:30I can now reveal...
0:26:32 > 0:26:35You...
0:26:35 > 0:26:37will be EXPELLED!
0:26:39 > 0:26:43You set off the Gobstop 2000 three times.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Let's see those three strikes.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49- BEEP! - That's Rudi.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53- BEEP! - Another one from Rudi.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54You!
0:26:54 > 0:26:56- BEEP! - And Rudi again.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Now, I won't be giving you the Golden Gobstopper.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02You will receive this.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05- Take it.- Yey!
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Take it.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Take it.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14Take it.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Now get out.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18OUT!
0:27:18 > 0:27:22Get out! You're far too noisy for my school.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Quickly. Chop-chop. Keep it going.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27LAUGHTER
0:27:28 > 0:27:31And you! You're the worst. Get out, Barney.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Shut the door behind you.
0:27:34 > 0:27:35Quietly!