0:00:02 > 0:00:03BELL RINGS
0:00:04 > 0:00:05Shhh...
0:00:09 > 0:00:10Shhh....
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Oh!
0:00:21 > 0:00:22Aaah!
0:00:22 > 0:00:26LOUD CHEERING
0:00:28 > 0:00:31- Shhh... - BELL RINGS
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Welcome to the School Of Silence.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36It's where the noisiest children in the country are sent
0:00:36 > 0:00:39for intensive silent training. Four new pupils have got a challenge.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43The biggest challenge of their lives yet. Will they be quiet?
0:00:43 > 0:00:45- I don't know. Let's find out.- Shh...
0:00:45 > 0:00:48This loud lot are from Ipswich and they're currently having
0:00:48 > 0:00:52their volume levels assessed by the headmistress and form tutor.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Come to the front, come to the front.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Name?
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- Callum!- At his old school, Callum is renowned
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- for talking in class. He'll have to watch that here.- Name?
0:01:05 > 0:01:08- Connor!- Connor is constantly being told off by him mum.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09No matter where
0:01:09 > 0:01:12he is, he likes to start shouting...for no reason.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Next, you! Name?
0:01:15 > 0:01:19- Saffron!- Saffron dances so loudly in her bedroom
0:01:19 > 0:01:23that she makes the living room ceiling shake downstairs.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25You, name?
0:01:25 > 0:01:29- Con.- To create maximum noise, Con likes to play his trumpet
0:01:29 > 0:01:30not only loudly,
0:01:30 > 0:01:35but also as badly as possible. This is the right school for these four,
0:01:35 > 0:01:39- but the teachers have definitely got a challenge ahead.- Right,
0:01:39 > 0:01:42get out, that's it. Yes, get out, all of you!
0:01:42 > 0:01:43CHEERING
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Shh... Here's how the day works.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48The new pupils have three
0:01:48 > 0:01:52challenging classes to learn how to be silent, following by the crucial
0:01:52 > 0:01:57final exam, to determine whether they will graduate or be expelled!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59If they are too noisy...
0:01:59 > 0:02:02LAUGHTER AND COMMOTION
0:02:02 > 0:02:06..I will know about it, thanks to this device,
0:02:06 > 0:02:11the Gobstop 2000, the latest in noise-monitoring technology.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14If they pass, they will graduate
0:02:14 > 0:02:19and receive the ultimate reward, The Golden Gobstopper!
0:02:19 > 0:02:22If they fail...to keep that shut,
0:02:22 > 0:02:26then I will have no choice but to expel them. Shh...
0:02:26 > 0:02:31Now, before we begin, I must ensure the school has been hushed down.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33HORN BLARES
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Seven seconds to hushdown. - SHOUTING
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Seven...
0:02:37 > 0:02:38Six...
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Five...
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Four...
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Three...
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Two...
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Shhh...
0:02:49 > 0:02:52CLOCK TICKS
0:02:52 > 0:02:55TICKING STOPS
0:02:56 > 0:02:58So, the day's silent training begins
0:02:58 > 0:03:01with a visit to Mr Gross's class for general studies.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04You know what that is? Do you know?
0:03:04 > 0:03:08It's lovely silence.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10KNOCKING
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Only not for long. ..Come in!
0:03:14 > 0:03:18ALL: Yay!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Sit down, please.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Child, why is your hand stuck to your face?
0:03:27 > 0:03:32Put it down. Right, sit up straight, elbows off the desk.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Come on, we're not in the youth club now.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Listen carefully, I am Mr Gross.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41I am your teacher for General Studies.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Saffron, you will be for the high jump.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48This is the first lesson of your silent training.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51We will use this jar of gobstoppers
0:03:51 > 0:03:55to select which child is doing each test.
0:03:55 > 0:04:01Remember, Miss Gobstop is listening at all times on these microphones...
0:04:03 > 0:04:06..and she's monitoring it with her Gobstop 2000.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09If you make too much noise, she'll hear it.
0:04:11 > 0:04:16I've got eyes in the back of my head, I can see you, Saffron.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Time for silent training to begin. - Shh...
0:04:18 > 0:04:23Puppy... Parp. The chosen child
0:04:23 > 0:04:29will have to hug the puppy for 30 seconds in absolute silence.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33The rest of you will sit there also in silence.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Right!
0:04:34 > 0:04:39Con, put your hand in there and pull something out.
0:04:40 > 0:04:46Oh, it's you! What a shame. I do like it when that happens.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Now, do you think you can do this one, Con?- Yeah.
0:04:49 > 0:04:56- OK, let's get the puppy. Odysseus, are you there? Odysseus?- Shh...
0:04:56 > 0:04:58You have to give him a proper hug.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00All right?
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Like this. Oh...
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Do you think you can do that in absolute silence? Good.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Your time starts...
0:05:09 > 0:05:10now.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- Shh...- Nice, quiet cuddling from Con.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18- PARP!- Oh, giggles from the rest of the team.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20PARP!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22PARP!
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- Will those giggles set off the Gobstop 2000?- PARP!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- PARP!- Con's still controlling himself.
0:05:32 > 0:05:38- PARP!- Five seconds to go. - PARP!
0:05:40 > 0:05:41PARP!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43ALARM RINGS Time!
0:05:43 > 0:05:47Good grief! The poor puppy!
0:05:47 > 0:05:48All that parp... Oh!
0:05:48 > 0:05:52I thought it was you, Con. He appears to have a bit of tummy trouble.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Oh, Odysseus, what have you been eating?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57PARP!
0:05:57 > 0:06:01I definitely detected some sniggering there,
0:06:01 > 0:06:05but I don't think you set off the Gobstop 2000. Not a bad start.
0:06:05 > 0:06:12Let's try another test and we'll make it a little more...difficult.
0:06:12 > 0:06:17- OK, what's next on the silent training syllabus?- Flying...
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Toilet...
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Paper!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Now, I hope that's quite self-explanatory.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33There will be something flying and it will be toilet paper.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39The chosen pupil will wear a target round their neck
0:06:39 > 0:06:42and whoever pulls the gobstop out of the jar will have to throw
0:06:42 > 0:06:45the toilet paper at the target
0:06:45 > 0:06:50and you will have 30 seconds to do this in absolute silence.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53So, who's going to be the target?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56I really hope it's you, Saffron.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Pick out a gobstopper, let's see what happens.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06- Red...- Never mind, it's Callum, but you'll be chucking the toilet paper.
0:07:06 > 0:07:12Excellent! Now, it's quite important that you know
0:07:12 > 0:07:16that the toilet paper hasn't been used, and although the water
0:07:16 > 0:07:21is from the toilet there's no wee in it. I tasted it myself.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25- Shh...!- Have a feel, nice and squishy, aren't they?
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Yes...
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Right!
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Your time starts NOW!
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Masses of giggling from Saffron and Connor as well.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Remember, they've all got to be quiet.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45- Throw harder.- They've got to get these noises down.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56The whole team are pulling it back now.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58They're pretty quiet.
0:08:01 > 0:08:06ALARM RINGS OK! That's enough. Time up!
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Well, there was a lot of giggling,
0:08:09 > 0:08:16particularly from you, boy. Connor... Connor the giggler.
0:08:16 > 0:08:21- We're obviously going to have to make this much harder.- So, next up...
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Fishy... GIGGLING
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Beans! Beans!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Avalanche.
0:08:32 > 0:08:37The chosen pupil will have 30 seconds to remain absolutely silent
0:08:37 > 0:08:42whilst one of your pours ice and then a fish down their back.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46OK, Callum. Seeing as you did so well being a target,
0:08:46 > 0:08:49you can pick this one and make someone else the target, hopefully.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Although, you could pick yourself, which is unfortunate,
0:08:53 > 0:08:56but at the same time, mildly amusing.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Right! Pick away.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00I wonder who it will be!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Oh! What a shame!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05It's Saffron. How delighted...
0:09:05 > 0:09:10Do you know what? I haven't been so delighted since my last birthday.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Anyway, Saffron! What luck!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- Shh...- This is Linda.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19She's only sleeping, don't worry. Right...
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Give her the fish.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Careful with Linda. HE GIGGLES
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Your 30 seconds starts...
0:09:31 > 0:09:32..now.
0:09:34 > 0:09:40Ha-ha-ha...!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Oh, giggles early on from Saffron.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Con's going as well... No, he's held it back, great work.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52In goes the fish.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53This could be tough.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Time!
0:10:02 > 0:10:07Well, well, well... Let's get Linda out.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Stand up and shake that fishy out.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16Shake it! There we go. There's Linda.
0:10:16 > 0:10:21How are you, dear? Are you all right? Yes, I'm fine, thank you very much.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Right, you must make sure you wash your hands carefully afterwards.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Linda is beautiful,
0:10:27 > 0:10:32- but she's not the most hygienic fish in the world.- Shh...
0:10:32 > 0:10:36So, you didn't do too badly.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40However, there were a couple of team members, a couple of pupils
0:10:40 > 0:10:43who weren't so good and were giggling almost constantly.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46I shan't point them out now...
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Why, thank you.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51..but it was these two. OK, wait! I've had enough!
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Mr Hairstyle, you're getting it... - Mr Gross!
0:10:54 > 0:10:58Mr Hairstyle left four years ago, couldn't take it any more.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01I've had enough! You're dismissed from my class.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04BELL RINGS Get out! Quietly!
0:11:04 > 0:11:06ALL: Yay!
0:11:06 > 0:11:10Mr Gross certainly had his work cut out for him with these pupils.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12By the look of the Gobstop 2000,
0:11:12 > 0:11:16Saffron and Connor have certainly been sent to the right school. Hmm?
0:11:16 > 0:11:21- OK, so, that was Mr Gross. How was it?- It was all right.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- What about the fish? - The only thing I didn't like is,
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- I absolutely hate fish.- You did pretty well. It's all designed
0:11:27 > 0:11:30to test how silent you can be. Do you think it's working?
0:11:30 > 0:11:34- Yeah.- Your next lesson is with the dinner ladies, Nora and Britney.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38- Are you ready?- Yeah.- Will you be silent, even if it's messy?- Yeah.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42- No.- Well, we're about to find out. Good luck!
0:11:45 > 0:11:48'Attention! Attention! This is the School Of Silence.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51'When winning a race at sports' day,
0:11:51 > 0:11:55'could pupils please remind their parents not to applaud?'
0:11:55 > 0:11:58So, with one class behind them, it's off to the canteen
0:11:58 > 0:12:02- to continue their silent training. - Shh...!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Coo-ee, Britney, dear!
0:12:04 > 0:12:08It's lunch time. ..Hello there, how are you?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Very pleased to meet you, my name is Nora.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Nora Nugget, I'm the dinner lady here at the School Of Silence.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18I believe you've already met my lovely assistant, Britney.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21It is my pleasure to welcome you to my kitchen
0:12:21 > 0:12:25as part of your silent training. We will be feeding you
0:12:25 > 0:12:30a number of delicious dishes from our menu this afternoon. All right?
0:12:30 > 0:12:35- I hope you're nice and hungry. - First up on the menu...- Shh...
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Gherkin jelly.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- Oh, I like jelly as well. - This is one of my favourite recipes.
0:12:41 > 0:12:46Your chosen team-mate will have 30 seconds to eat
0:12:46 > 0:12:49as many gherkins from the jelly as possible.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52And you, as the picker, will reach into the jelly
0:12:52 > 0:12:56to find the gherkins for them to eat. All right? So, why don't we ask
0:12:56 > 0:13:01Callum at the end, Britney, if he can pick a coloured gobstopper for us.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03A green one!
0:13:03 > 0:13:07Oh, Connor, how marvellous! Now, you are going to remember, aren't you,
0:13:07 > 0:13:11that Miss Gobstop can hear every sound you make from your microphones?
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- Shhh... - That looks disgusting, doesn't it?
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- It looks delicious. - What a pity you're not eating it.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21Right then, Callum, you have 30 seconds to retrieve
0:13:21 > 0:13:25as many of those gherkins as you can and feed them to young Connor.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28All right, dear? That's just marvellous. 30 seconds
0:13:28 > 0:13:31of absolute silence, all of you.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Right, starting from...now!
0:13:39 > 0:13:42A good start from the whole team here.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Oh...
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Oh, a bit of chatting there, that's not good.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51Now, remember, Connor's got to eat the gherkins as well.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- No, he's not going for it. - (Try one.)
0:13:58 > 0:14:02He's not eating the gherkins, but he is staying silent.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Time's running out!
0:14:05 > 0:14:07ALARM RINGS Oh, that's time up.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Well, you managed to keep quite quiet, didn't you?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- Because you didn't eat a thing! - Oh, dear,
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- time for another delicacy. - Right, I love this one.
0:14:16 > 0:14:22This is called the Chin...Sundae.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Now, you will have 30 seconds
0:14:26 > 0:14:31to make a sundae on the chin of your chosen team-mate.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35We have chocolate sauce, some hundreds and thousands, and some
0:14:35 > 0:14:40rice puffs that all need to be put on your team-mate's face. All right?
0:14:40 > 0:14:44- Without making a sound, in 30 seconds. All right?- Mm.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48And I think we'll get young Con to choose the next one, shall we?
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Oh, you've picked yourself. So you have to make
0:14:54 > 0:14:58a sundae on your own face, dear. You can help young Con
0:14:58 > 0:15:00put his chin sundae on, all right?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- Shh...- Your 30 seconds of absolute silence,
0:15:03 > 0:15:08to give Con a lovely chin sundae, starts now!
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- Ha-ha!- Oh, dear, a few giggles creeping out early on.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17(Rice Krispies now.)
0:15:17 > 0:15:19And some whispering!
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Saffron and Connor getting great coverage on the chin.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Oh, it's time up!
0:15:40 > 0:15:45Well, that was jolly good. You've made a fantastic chin sundae
0:15:45 > 0:15:48and you all managed to stay really quiet! It's certainly an improvement
0:15:48 > 0:15:50from Mr Gross's class. BELL RINGS
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Off you go now, you can clear off.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Woo...
0:15:54 > 0:15:58Generally quiet, generally good food...
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Con did particularly well.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06You've had a few tests now. How is the silence training going, Connor?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09It's kind of going a bit...ugh.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- I did not like the first test, that was horrible.- Gherkin jelly,
0:16:12 > 0:16:14and then, of course...
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- I helped him.- Chin Sundae.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20Let's talk about the test. You were quite excited about Chin Sundae?
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- Yeah, yeah.- Have you done it before?- No, no...
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- Your next lesson is Science, with Miss Bunsen. Ready?- Yeah.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30- Will you pass the next tests?- Yeah. - And be silent?- Yes!
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Good luck. Off you go. - All right.- Thank goodness.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37Try not to eat all that sundae at once. I think they're gonna do it.
0:16:37 > 0:16:44'Attention... We will be observing one minute's silence
0:16:44 > 0:16:48'in remembrance of the school pet, Charlie the guinea pig. Oh...
0:16:48 > 0:16:52- 'Let's make it an hour.'- Shh... - So, with only class left
0:16:52 > 0:16:55before their final exam, the team from Ipswich head to the lab.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59- Shh...- Wonderful. Now, continue your colouring.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Come on in. ..Oh, hello!
0:17:03 > 0:17:08Right, my name is Miss Bunsen and I am your Science teacher.
0:17:08 > 0:17:14Now, I must impress upon you the importance of silence in my class.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Science in silence, have you got it?
0:17:18 > 0:17:22- Yeah.- And, of course, it's your last lesson of the day, isn't it,
0:17:22 > 0:17:26before your final exam? Let's see if we can get you ready for it.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30- Time for the first bit of silent science training.- Human...
0:17:30 > 0:17:34Human...air...
0:17:34 > 0:17:39bag. It's one of my own inventions. I thought,
0:17:39 > 0:17:42people are falling over all the time, aren't they?
0:17:42 > 0:17:46What if you had an airbag in your clothing?
0:17:46 > 0:17:51Brilliant, isn't it? I know! I can see you're shocked by my genius.
0:17:51 > 0:17:56Let's see who's going to be testing my human airbag.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Connor!
0:17:58 > 0:18:02Pick the coloured gobstopper, Connor.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Oh, Saffron. Unlucky!
0:18:05 > 0:18:09- Shh...- Let me get this straight. They have to inflate an airbag
0:18:09 > 0:18:12inside their clothes, in silence?
0:18:12 > 0:18:15You must remain silent, as you know.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18No giggling. Are you ready?
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Your time starts...now!
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Nice and quiet from Saffron
0:18:27 > 0:18:31and Callum and Connor on the bench - good work.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33That's it. Keep going.
0:18:33 > 0:18:38- Keep going...- Oh, dear. I thought that might happen.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- It's popped! It didn't work. - Well, the invention didn't work,
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- but they stayed silent.- Shhh....
0:18:46 > 0:18:48The next one is called Sticky...
0:18:49 > 0:18:52..hat.
0:18:53 > 0:19:00I have invented a wonderful hat which is able to stick things onto it.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Con, you can pick this one.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Oh, Saffron, you are unlucky.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14- Shh...!- You're going to throw the balls at the sticky hat.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Your time starts...
0:19:16 > 0:19:19In absolute silence!
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Your time starts...now!
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Oh, giggling.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Still giggling.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Yeah, this isn't good.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Saffron's losing it, starting to chuckle now.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40The plastic balls are sticking to the hat,
0:19:40 > 0:19:43but the team are giggling quite a lot.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Squeaking...
0:19:45 > 0:19:47and tapping the desk, this is bad.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54ALARM RINGS Time's up! Time's up!
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Right...
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Oh, the hat works perfectly.
0:20:00 > 0:20:06A lot to remember in Colonel Kittens' final exam.
0:20:06 > 0:20:11He just wumped the top of that and he's gonna throw much worse at you.
0:20:11 > 0:20:16Yes, that is the end of my class. BELL RINGS
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Class dismissed.
0:20:21 > 0:20:26They all seem to be doing quite well, especially Callum.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Until Saffron put on the hat!
0:20:31 > 0:20:32What's so funny about hats?!
0:20:34 > 0:20:39Look at this. Look at the silence. The training's working, isn't it?
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- No!- Well, your bottom did explode, didn't it?
0:20:42 > 0:20:46- It wasn't actually my bottom, it was the airbag.- Oh, the airbag exploded.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50Your bottom's still in one piece. You've now to face Colonel Kittens.
0:20:50 > 0:20:55- Oh.- He may sound cute and cuddly, he's not, he's a scary bloke.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59- Do you want the Golden Gobstopper? - Yes.- Ready for the final exam?- Yes.
0:20:59 > 0:21:04- Colonel Kittens is waiting for you. Left, right. Good luck!- Woo!- Shh...
0:21:04 > 0:21:07'Attention! This is the School Of Silence.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10'The following foods are banned from the canteen -
0:21:10 > 0:21:14'bangers and mash and chicken drumsticks!'
0:21:14 > 0:21:18They've had their three classes and it's time for their final exam.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Colonel Kittens will really put them to the test.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24To graduate and win the Golden Gobstopper,
0:21:24 > 0:21:27they must keep that shut! If they set off the Gobstop 2000
0:21:27 > 0:21:31- three times, they will be expelled! - Well, their silent training
0:21:31 > 0:21:35has all been building up to this, their final exam...
0:21:35 > 0:21:40- with Colonel Kittens. - You 'orrible little oiks! I am
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Colonel Kittens and it is
0:21:42 > 0:21:48my job to make you crack. And from what I've heard,
0:21:48 > 0:21:50that might be a little bit tricky.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54However, if anyone can do it,
0:21:54 > 0:21:59the Colonel can. You're here for your final exam,
0:21:59 > 0:22:06Miss Gobstop is listening on these 'ere microphones. Make three noises
0:22:06 > 0:22:10that set off the Gobstop 2000 and you will be expelled!
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Keep quiet, make less than that
0:22:12 > 0:22:15and you will graduate and win the Golden Gobstopper.
0:22:15 > 0:22:22- Are you ready to suffer in silence? - Yeah!- Your time starts...NOW!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29First up, the tickling stick.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Good resolve from Saffron.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Oh, and well controlled by Connor.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42OK, good start from the whole team.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Here comes the custard.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Oh, a bit of a peep from Con, but well handled.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Oh, and the roller...
0:22:58 > 0:23:03but the whole team are keeping it together really well.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08They're not cracking! Even with a close stare from the Colonel.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19QUIET GIGGLING
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Oh, a few giggles from Connor there, but was that enough
0:23:22 > 0:23:24to set off the Gobstop 2000?
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Can they hold it together?
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Here comes the custard brush...
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Slight giggles.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- It's sparkly. - Oh, no, who said that?
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- Surely that has registered? - Ha-ha-ha!
0:23:47 > 0:23:49- No, they're so close! - No way!
0:23:49 > 0:23:53- That's got to be too much volume.- It's snowing!
0:23:53 > 0:23:58Time up! Well, I don't know about you, but I rather enjoyed that!
0:23:58 > 0:24:02- So did I.- Who said that?- Me. - I can't tell. I can't see you.
0:24:02 > 0:24:07- Is that your natural colour, boy?! - Yeah.- That looks lovely on you.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11- I want to do some more. - You want to do some more?- Yeah.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- More?!- Yeah!
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Nobody ever wants more!
0:24:15 > 0:24:20I've never had that in my entire life. Right, that's it.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23I've had enough of you lot. How do you think you did?
0:24:23 > 0:24:30- Very well...- Very well. You're confident. Well, we shall see.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Now, get out of my gym! Dismissed!
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- Shh...- There's quite a lot of mess. Would you consider that
0:24:37 > 0:24:42- a successful final exam?- Yes.- Well, the majority of the gunk and goo
0:24:42 > 0:24:44- went all over you. Did you enjoy that?- Yeah.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48- I got most of it on my head and I look like a girl.- Yes, you did.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51I couldn't seriously see, because all that spray stuff
0:24:51 > 0:24:55was mostly all over my goggles and I was just dazzled,
0:24:55 > 0:24:59- having an eye through there.- It's designed to make you make noise..
0:24:59 > 0:25:03- I want some more.- There's no time for more, you've got to
0:25:03 > 0:25:06go and see Miss Gobstop for the verdict. Have you graduated,
0:25:06 > 0:25:09- or are you going to be expelled? Have you graduated?- Yeah.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12- You've graduated?- Yeah. - You've graduated?- Yeah.- OK.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Miss Gobstop's office, off you go.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20OK, it's time to find out how they did in their final exam.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22- KNOCK ON DOOR - Come in.
0:25:25 > 0:25:26Quickly.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31I could smell you all from outside.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37You were sent here today because you're all far too noisy.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40I've put you through rigorous training, let's see how you did.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41- Callum?- Yes.
0:25:41 > 0:25:46What a giggler. You tried to hold your giggles in, and at one point,
0:25:46 > 0:25:50- I thought you were going to pop. - Shh...
0:25:50 > 0:25:52HE GIGGLES
0:25:52 > 0:25:57- Shh...- Connor... The green boy. Another gigglebox.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01You were laughing all the way through, distracting the others.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Shh...
0:26:02 > 0:26:03PARP!
0:26:03 > 0:26:05HE GIGGLES
0:26:05 > 0:26:10- Shh...- Saffron... You're the unluckiest pupil.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13You were picked many times, destiny chose you,
0:26:13 > 0:26:18but you deserved it, and quite frankly, you needed the training.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21- Yes.- Shh... - SHE GIGGLES
0:26:25 > 0:26:27- Shh...- Con. Barely made a sound, boy.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34- Did you come to the right school? - PARP!
0:26:34 > 0:26:40Really? So, overall, your constant giggling has given me earache.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43So, let's see, how did you do in your final exam?
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Did you fail, or did you graduate?
0:26:46 > 0:26:51- What do you think? - I think...we graduated.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53You think you graduated?
0:26:53 > 0:26:57Well, I can now reveal... you'll be expelled!
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Ooh...
0:27:02 > 0:27:09- You only set off the Gobstop 2000 six times!- Well, they stayed strong
0:27:09 > 0:27:12till the final few seconds. Let's see those six strikes.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14- It's sparkly. - BEEP!
0:27:14 > 0:27:17- It's snowing! - BEEP!
0:27:17 > 0:27:19- For the first time! - BEEP!
0:27:19 > 0:27:20GIGGLING
0:27:20 > 0:27:23- BEEP! - Ha-ha-ha!
0:27:23 > 0:27:25- BEEP! - It's snowy!
0:27:25 > 0:27:26BEEP!
0:27:26 > 0:27:30Six times! Saffron and Connor - more than the others.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34Giggle, giggle, giggle. No Golden Gobstopper,
0:27:34 > 0:27:39but seeing as you like making noise, you can have these. ..Take it.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Take it.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Take it.
0:27:43 > 0:27:48You get this one. You're too noisy for my school.
0:27:48 > 0:27:49- Get out! - BELL RINGS
0:27:49 > 0:27:54Quickly... Yes, frightened little chickens.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57- Barney...- Yes.
0:27:57 > 0:27:58Get out!
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Just going, bye.
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Shut it.
0:28:04 > 0:28:09THEY SHOUT