0:00:02 > 0:00:03BELL RINGS
0:00:04 > 0:00:05Sssh!
0:00:09 > 0:00:10Sssh!
0:00:21 > 0:00:22Aaargh!
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Sssh! BELL RINGS
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Welcome to the School of Silence
0:00:33 > 0:00:36where they send the noisiest children in the country
0:00:36 > 0:00:37for intensive silent training.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Today, four new pupils step up to the mark
0:00:40 > 0:00:42to prove they've got what it takes to stay completely silent.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Will they keep their mouths shut when the going gets rough?
0:00:46 > 0:00:47It's time to find out.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51This rabble are from Kent. What a racket!
0:00:51 > 0:00:55They are currently being assessed by the headmistress and form tutor.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Come to the front.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Right, you, name.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Danika!
0:01:01 > 0:01:05That's Danika. Apparently, her mum says she has a verbal diarrhoea.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Here, that's the worst kind of diarrhoea to have.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Name?
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Bruce.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Bruce. He's often told off for being noisy and cheeky.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15I'm not sure he'll get away with that here.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Next. You! Name?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Luke.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Luke is a keen footballer,
0:01:20 > 0:01:23often heard screaming his lungs out on the pitch.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25You, name?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Rory.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29That's Rory. As his name suggests,
0:01:29 > 0:01:31he also has a good set of lungs.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34He can't play the guitar, but loves to have a good go,
0:01:34 > 0:01:37as he creates lots of horrible noise.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39It's a tough team, and with so much energy
0:01:39 > 0:01:42it's hard to imagine this lot will ever stay quiet.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Right, get out. That's it. Yes, get out, all of you.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48SHOUTING AND SCREAMING
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Ssh! Here's how the day works. The new pupils have three
0:01:52 > 0:01:57classes to learn how to be silent, followed by the crucial final exam,
0:01:57 > 0:02:02which will determine whether they graduate or will be expelled.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04If they are too noisy...
0:02:08 > 0:02:10..I will know about it.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Thanks to this device.
0:02:12 > 0:02:17The Gobstop 2000, the latest in noise-monitoring technology.
0:02:17 > 0:02:23If they pass, they will graduate and receive the ultimate reward.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25The Golden Gobstopper.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28If they fail to keep that shut,
0:02:28 > 0:02:32them I will have no choice but to expel them.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37Now, before we begin, I must ensure the school has been hushed down.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39HOOTER
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Seven seconds to hush down.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Seven...
0:02:43 > 0:02:46six....five...
0:02:46 > 0:02:48four...three...
0:02:48 > 0:02:49two...
0:02:50 > 0:02:52..one...
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Sssh!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04CREAK!
0:03:05 > 0:03:10It's time for their silent training to begin. First class, Mr Gross.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13A rabbit doesn't make any noise. All it does
0:03:13 > 0:03:18is twitch its stupid little nose and run around in a tiny cage.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- KNOCKING - Yes, come in. Goodness.- Hello.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Hello. Sit down, please. You're late.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31It looks like you have very smelly feet.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Well, if you only had one pair of socks over a 40-year career,
0:03:35 > 0:03:40you'd probably have smelly feet, so don't be insolent.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Right, I am Mr Gross, your teacher for general studies.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47This is the first lesson in your silent training.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49We will conduct a series of tests
0:03:49 > 0:03:52which must be completed in absolute...
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Silence.- Yes, well done, jolly good. Yes.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57You might learn something today.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00We will choose which child does each test
0:04:00 > 0:04:05by selecting a gobstopper from the jar. Is that clear? Jolly good.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Remember, Miss Gobstopper will be listening at all times
0:04:09 > 0:04:11via these microphones.
0:04:11 > 0:04:16If you make too much noise, she will hear you on her Gobstop 2000.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20This is important training for your final exam.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22What will they face first?
0:04:22 > 0:04:26What You Looking At?
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Let's find out who's going to do the first challenge.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Bruce, why don't you pick a gobstopper?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Oh, what a shame.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41You are going to be doing What You Looking At, which means
0:04:41 > 0:04:47you'll have to stare at me for 30 seconds in absolute silence.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- Do you think you can do that?- Yes. - Let's find out, shall we?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- Are you ready, Bruce?- Yes.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Your time...starts...
0:04:57 > 0:04:59now.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02This is quite intense.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Bruce is holding out.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16What can Mr Gross do?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Pretend to blow his nose?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25It worked. That got him.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- BELL RINGS - Time up.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Well, Bruce was holding out
0:05:32 > 0:05:36and then you cracked under pressure.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Easily done. Too much noise.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43You must learn to be silent throughout all of the tests.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Training is bound to get harder.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Mr Gross, bin that tissue and get on with it. What's next?
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Gunge...Boot.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57Quite simply the chosen child must wear
0:05:57 > 0:06:01a pair of boots filled with gunge.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Danika, would you like to pick a gobstopper from the jar?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Remember, it might even be you.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Wouldn't that be nice? In your own time.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Oh, Bruce, what a shame!
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Pour in the first one. Lovely.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Look at the grease at the bottom.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23I think that's from my ear wax.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27It's certainly not chocolate.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28My goodness.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Are you ready? Remember, Bruce, don't just sit there,
0:06:32 > 0:06:36- stand up and give me a little jig, all right?- OK.- Jolly good.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Your time starts...now.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48A bit of wincing there.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50BRUCE LAUGHS
0:06:50 > 0:06:54And Bruce is off again. Oh, no, it's all falling apart.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Have a dance.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05You can't dance!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09This isn't good.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Time, stop. Does it feel horrible?- Yes.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Yes, isn't that lovely?
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Look at your disgusting feet, you horrible little child.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20I hope you're pleased with yourselves.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22You failed miserably once again.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26The Gobstop 2000 went off repeatedly throughout that task,
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- you hideous children! - Just time for one more.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Slush Avalanche.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37It means there will be an avalanche of slush
0:07:37 > 0:07:40down the back of the chosen child.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45You'll have 30 seconds to perform this task
0:07:45 > 0:07:47whilst remaining absolutely silent.
0:07:47 > 0:07:52Luke, you can pick, seeing as you've got such a big mouth.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53I hope it's you.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Oh!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Isn't it funny how the cookie crumbles?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Stick your finger in.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12You've got 30 seconds to take the slushy avalanche
0:08:12 > 0:08:15down your back in absolute silence.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Your time starts...
0:08:17 > 0:08:19now.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23That's got to be cold!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Oh, dear, giggling from Luke.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Oh, hang on,
0:08:37 > 0:08:39self-control at last.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42The training is working.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Mr Gross raising the game a bit here, but...
0:08:45 > 0:08:48no, still good.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50BELL RINGS
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Right, time up. Bruce, to be fair to you,
0:08:55 > 0:08:57you actually managed to stay quite silent.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00The rest of you were giggling like maniacs.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04This sort of insolent behaviour
0:09:04 > 0:09:09won't be tolerated by the other teachers in the School of Silence.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11If you don't learn to keep it shut,
0:09:11 > 0:09:16you will not win the golden gobstopper and you'll be expelled.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19You're completely useless, get out of my classroom immediately.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- Off you go. - BELL RINGS
0:09:27 > 0:09:30CHATTERING
0:09:30 > 0:09:31What a racket.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39That was your first lesson with Mr Gross
0:09:39 > 0:09:41and your first taste of silence training.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- How are you feeling, Bruce? - Grossed out.- A bit grossed out.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48What grossed me out was him picking his nose.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52He does that sometimes, that's why he's called Mr Gross.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54But now concentrate on the canteen, OK?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Nora and Britney are waiting for you.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Don't forget, silent as you can, see you later.
0:10:03 > 0:10:08TANNOY: Attention, attention, this is the School of Silence.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Please make all purchases from the school tuck shop online.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16Coins are far too noisy.
0:10:16 > 0:10:21Time now for more silent training in the canteen with Nora and Britney.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Cooee, it's lunch!
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Britney, dear, this isn't a time to be taking an afternoon nap.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30It's lunchtime. Look, we have children to feed.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34- Hello, my dears, how are you? - Hello.- My name is Nora, Nora Nugget,
0:10:34 > 0:10:37I'm the chief dinner lady here at the School of Silence.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40This is my lovely assistant, Britney Biscuit.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Say hello to Britney, everyone.
0:10:41 > 0:10:47So, you're here as part of your silent training, are you not?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49- Yes.- Good.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53We're going to be feeding you some rather delicious dishes
0:10:53 > 0:10:55from our very special menu this afternoon
0:10:55 > 0:10:59to see if you can remain silent while we test you. All right?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01What's up first?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Feed A Friend.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07You will have 30 seconds to feed each other
0:11:07 > 0:11:11with rather long spoons from a bowl of custard.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13No, Britney, we don't need gobstoppers on this, dear.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17They're all involved, you see. You have 30 seconds
0:11:17 > 0:11:21to feed as much of that custard to your team-mates as you possibly can.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24I'd like to see that bowl cleared.
0:11:24 > 0:11:29Your 30 seconds of absolute silence starts now.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36Some giggling and chuckling there.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39This is meant to test them.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43It's very tricky to keep quiet during this one.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46They don't seem to be doing very well
0:11:46 > 0:11:49and they're completely distracted.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- Come on! - Miss Gobstop won't be pleased.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59That is time.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03I noticed the Gobstop 2000 going off a number of times.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I'm afraid you were giggling the whole way through
0:12:06 > 0:12:08and look how much custard is left!
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Oh, dear, next up.
0:12:10 > 0:12:15This next test is called Mushy Pea Salon.
0:12:15 > 0:12:20Your chosen team-mate, whoever that may be, could be any one of you,
0:12:20 > 0:12:22will restyle your chosen team-mate's hair
0:12:22 > 0:12:26with mushy peas and a few accessories -
0:12:26 > 0:12:28some curlers and some little grips.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Who wants to pick the first gobstopper?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32I think Rory.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36Reach in. Who's it going to be?
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Oh, it's Brucie!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40- Bruce, do you like mushy peas?- No.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Well, you could do with a new hairstyle.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Here are our accessories.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Are you ready?
0:12:49 > 0:12:53Your 30 seconds, Rory, start from now.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Noise from Bruce.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Holding it well.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Oh, no, chuckling has started.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13That's Rory and Bruce.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17And they're losing it.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23They're gaining control again.
0:13:23 > 0:13:28That's time up. You set off the Gobstop 2000 a couple of times.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32That wasn't the first time. After this poor performance,
0:13:32 > 0:13:35I'm afraid it might be expulsion for you.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Bruce, you do look a picture.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40I'd like to thank you all very much
0:13:40 > 0:13:42for coming to see me in my kitchen today.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45I wish you the very best of luck. Off you go now.
0:13:47 > 0:13:52- Good hairstyle.- Yeah, a brilliant hairstyle.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54I don't like Bruce any more. Or Rory.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Or Danika and Luke.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Noisy!
0:13:59 > 0:14:03That's the end of your lesson with Nora and Britney in the canteen.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07- How do you think it's going?- Bad. - It's part of the silent training,
0:14:07 > 0:14:10so the idea is to try and test you to see how silent you can be.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13You've one more lesson for a few more tests -
0:14:13 > 0:14:15a science lesson with Miss Bunsen.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16- Will you be more silent?- Yes.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Will you go away with the golden gobstopper?- Yes.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- Will you graduate from the School of Silence?- Yes.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Good luck, get cleaned up, and we'll see you in there.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Good luck, guys. About time you got messy.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35Attention, attention, this is the School of Silence.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39Pupils are reminded that due to the banning of noisy tools in woodwork,
0:14:39 > 0:14:43this term's project will be about paper folding...quietly.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49The team from Kent now have their last class of the day
0:14:49 > 0:14:51with the very potty Miss Bunsen.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55How to bend the time-space continuum.
0:14:55 > 0:15:00Any individual can, by closing your eyes and straining like thus.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- But not too hard. - KNOCK AT DOOR - Come in.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Welcome, Rory, come in.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Danika, nice to meet you, Luke, hello.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14Bruce. Come in, come in, nice to meet you all.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15My name is Miss Bunsen.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19I am the science teacher and I'm here to teach you science.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23This is your last class before your final exam.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Hopefully, Miss Bunsen can turn this lot around.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30Instant Snowman.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Who's giggling?
0:15:35 > 0:15:40Ssh! For Instant Snowman, I have created
0:15:40 > 0:15:43all-season snow.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46I just need to test that we are able to make a snowman
0:15:46 > 0:15:50from my all-season snow and that's where you come in handy.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Who shall be picking?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Luke, why don't you pick?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Who is it going to be?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Oh, dear, Luke, you've picked you.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Put it back in.
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Wonderful.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10Now, then, you have 30 seconds to complete this task
0:16:10 > 0:16:12in complete silence.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Your time starts...
0:16:15 > 0:16:17now.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26There's definitely some laughter, but it's at a minimum.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32It's getting louder.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Giggling from Danika.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Definitely quieter, but still a lot of chuckling.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Time! Timer! Time is up!
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Time is up.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55Right, let's have a look.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Before you melt completely, let's put on the finishing touches.
0:16:58 > 0:17:05No Snowman is complete without a carrot nose and, of course, a hat.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Wonderful.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09You managed to keep quite quiet.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Well done.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Can they crack it with this last challenge?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Turbo Takeoff.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23This is one of my very, very,
0:17:23 > 0:17:27very, very, very special inventions.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30It involves one of you putting on a pack
0:17:30 > 0:17:32made up of fizzy pop.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Then the other person who will be assisting will drop in
0:17:36 > 0:17:41the turbocharged pellets which will send the other person zooming
0:17:41 > 0:17:43into the stratosphere.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48Let's have you, Rory.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56Oh, Danika, it's you!
0:17:56 > 0:18:00Let's just undo the bottle tops.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02As you know,
0:18:02 > 0:18:07all experiments are to be done in complete and utter silence.
0:18:09 > 0:18:14Your 30 seconds of silence starts...
0:18:14 > 0:18:16now!
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Can they stay silent?
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Stand back.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25No, a big cry of laughter from Rory, I think.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Let's see that again.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Yeah, Danika is soaked.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35She manages to keep pretty quiet,
0:18:35 > 0:18:39but the cries from her team-mates make it a total wipe-out.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Danika, you are still here, aren't you?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Rory, what did you do wrong?
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Laugh?
0:18:49 > 0:18:53Laugh, that's exactly right. You laughed.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56I cannot have noise in my laboratory.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Colonel Kittens will not put up with this noise.
0:18:59 > 0:19:04Now, boys and girls, I suggest you get off to Colonel Kittens' lesson
0:19:04 > 0:19:08because he won't put up with lateness. Off you go.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13CHATTERING
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Have they finished?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24As a team, how do you think you've done?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26That is now your silence training over.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Now it's the final exam with Colonel Kittens.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34How do you feel? Do you think you've achieved that silent status?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36I think we might have achieved it.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- The girl has, but the boys... - We've underachieved.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Danika, whip them into shape. Your final exam with Colonel Kittens.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Don't keep the man waiting. He is very strict. Best of luck.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47I think they'll do it.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Attention, attention.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Silence in the classroom, silence in the street.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58The biggest twerp in the world is the next one to speak. Thank you.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Oh, God.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07They've had their three classes. Now it's their final exam.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Colonel Kittens will really put them to the test.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14To graduate and win the golden gobstopper they must keep that shut.
0:20:14 > 0:20:19If they set off the Gobstop 2000 three times, they will be expelled!
0:20:19 > 0:20:21It's now or never.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Has their training paid off?
0:20:23 > 0:20:27It's time to find out as the team face their final exam
0:20:27 > 0:20:28with Colonel Kittens.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Right...
0:20:29 > 0:20:31you miserable little monsters.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35I am Colonel Kittens.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39It is my job to make you crack.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42From what I've heard it's not going to be difficult,
0:20:42 > 0:20:45seeing as you've been cracking up all afternoon.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48And making an awful racket.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50These are the items at my disposal.
0:20:50 > 0:20:55You may not receive all of them, but you will receive most of them
0:20:55 > 0:20:58and particularly the gooey ones. Does that sound nice?
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- ALL: No, sir. - Thank you very much.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05If you make three noises that set off the Gobstop 2000,
0:21:05 > 0:21:06you will be expelled.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10If you manage to make less than that, and keep quiet,
0:21:10 > 0:21:12then you will graduate.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Whoopee for you.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18Are you ready to suffer in silence?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20ALL: Yes, sir.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Your time...
0:21:21 > 0:21:23starts...
0:21:24 > 0:21:26..now!
0:21:26 > 0:21:29OK, what's up first? The feather duster, a classic.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33He's gone straight for the feet.
0:21:34 > 0:21:39Those are the bits that are opposite the hands, very ticklish,
0:21:39 > 0:21:40but not a peep from anybody.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44A good start.
0:21:46 > 0:21:47Oh, dear!
0:21:48 > 0:21:52Yes, the blue splat, straight to the face.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55It is not easy, this.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Still performing well.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03A little whine from Danika there, I think.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08And he's gone for the green gunk hat for Rory.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Good control.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14What about now? The silly hat and sprinkles.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Not something you see every day.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21They've handled it well. Oh, no, it's the fart machine.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23FARTING
0:22:25 > 0:22:27It very rarely fails.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29FARTING
0:22:31 > 0:22:37Yes, definitely some hearty, farty laughter.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Oh, it's the shaving foam.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Straight for Luke.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47And Danika gets the comedy straw hairdo.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53That is the Peach Slop.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54What a mess!
0:22:56 > 0:23:01Time is up! Well, how do you think you did?
0:23:01 > 0:23:03- Good.- Good?
0:23:03 > 0:23:07I wouldn't necessarily call that good.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09You look like a flaming ice-cream!
0:23:11 > 0:23:15Look, you've even got shaving foam on your head after the exam.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Ridiculous. Where is Bruce?
0:23:17 > 0:23:19I can't even see you, boy.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23You are so covered in junk.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25GIGGLING
0:23:28 > 0:23:31There you go, son, have that on your bonce.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35I've had enough of you lot. Get out!
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Off...my...team!
0:23:37 > 0:23:40You still here, boy?
0:23:43 > 0:23:46There we have it, the remains of what was the final exam.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Did you feel prepared when you went into it?- Yes.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53- How do you feel now you've come out the other side?- Sticky. - Apart from sticky.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57Do you think, in that final exam, you made three noises
0:23:57 > 0:23:59loud enough to set off the Gobstop?
0:23:59 > 0:24:04- Maybe.- Luke, expelled or graduated? - Graduated.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06- Danika?- Graduated.- Bruce.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10- I don't know.- Rory?- Expelled.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13OK, you are about to find out.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Miss Gobstopper is waiting for you right now. Best of luck. Off you go.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24It's time to get the results of their final exam.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26KNOCK ON DOOR
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Come in.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Quickly.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39You were sent here today because you are all far too noisy.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42I have put you through vigorous silent training.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Shall we take a look at your report?
0:24:49 > 0:24:53Bruce, you obviously needed a lot of training today.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55You got picked on many tasks.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59Full of noise and cheek at the beginning of the day.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Then you got better.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Well done.
0:25:07 > 0:25:12Danika, the only girl. A few cheeky giggles.
0:25:15 > 0:25:20Rory, you are a cheeky, chatty chappie.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Not something I encourage in this school.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Luke, our little snowman.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Was it nice to be a snowman?
0:25:35 > 0:25:40Quite the giggler, often at the misfortune of your team-mates.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49But did you control your laughter in the final?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51How do you think you did?
0:25:51 > 0:25:55- Quite good.- Quite good, Danika.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58- Quite good.- You are very quiet now, aren't you?
0:25:59 > 0:26:03For four very loud pupils throughout the day.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Will you win the golden gobstopper?
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Was that a yes, Danika?
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Shall I tell you?
0:26:15 > 0:26:16You will be expelled.
0:26:16 > 0:26:22You set off my Gobstop 2000 three times.
0:26:22 > 0:26:27That's a shame. Three times. Let's see who set it off.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Danika, that's one.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Bruce, two.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35And Danika again. That makes three.
0:26:36 > 0:26:41During the final exam my ears were ringing.
0:26:43 > 0:26:48Unfortunately, I won't be giving you the wonderful golden gobstopper.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52You...receive this.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Take it.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Take it.
0:26:58 > 0:26:59Take it.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Take it.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Colonel Kittens to the head's office, please.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09Colonel Kittens.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12KNOCK AT DOOR Come in.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15Colonel Kittens reporting for duty, Headmistress.
0:27:15 > 0:27:20Colonel, please remove these students from the premises.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Certainly, Miss Gobstop.
0:27:22 > 0:27:27I will make sure they are expelled and they know it!
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Yes. Sorry.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Get out of her office.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Quick march, move.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Colonel, you forgot one.
0:27:41 > 0:27:45- Get out of here.- Can I not...? - Get out!
0:27:45 > 0:27:46Sorry, sir.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48GIGGLING
0:27:48 > 0:27:51Now get out of here!