0:00:03 > 0:00:05- BELL RINGS - Shssh!
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Shssh!
0:00:17 > 0:00:18THEY GASP
0:00:22 > 0:00:22SHE GASPS
0:00:22 > 0:00:25CHEERING AND SHOUTING
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Shssh! BELL RINGS
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Welcome to the School Of Silence.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36This is where the noisiest children in the country
0:00:36 > 0:00:40come to learn, to be educated in the art of silence.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Four new pupils are here today and they've got just one day
0:00:43 > 0:00:45to prove they've got what it takes to be absolutely silent.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Are they going to do it? Let's go and find out.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Shssh!- The four new pupils are from Hackney in London.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54They've been screaming and shouting since they arrived.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58They're having their noise levels tested by the headmistress and form tutor.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Come to the front! Right, you, name?
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- Shammel!- Shammel is considered too noisy by her family
0:01:06 > 0:01:08and she's always slamming doors.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10- Name?- Revana!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Revana is very musical, which is great,
0:01:13 > 0:01:16however she says she prefers keyboards to pianos because they
0:01:16 > 0:01:19have a volume control you can turn up really loud. Oh, dear.
0:01:19 > 0:01:24- Name?- Tamera! - Tamera says she does all her
0:01:24 > 0:01:27noisemaking whilst in the park riding her bike.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30She disturbs people by shouting at the top of her voice.
0:01:30 > 0:01:36- Name?- Nathan! - Nathan is another musical one.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38He plays his drums loudly in church
0:01:38 > 0:01:40and rates himself ten out of ten for noisiness.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44With such bad noise ratings it's clear they'll need serious training
0:01:44 > 0:01:46to bring those volume levels down.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47That's enough, get out!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52THEY SCREAM
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Here's how the day works.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01The new pupils have three challenging classes
0:02:01 > 0:02:04to learn how to be silent, followed by the crucial
0:02:04 > 0:02:08final exam which will determine whether they graduate
0:02:08 > 0:02:10or will be expelled.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11If they are too noisy...
0:02:11 > 0:02:13THEY LAUGH
0:02:18 > 0:02:23..I will know about it thanks to this device, the Gobstop 2000,
0:02:23 > 0:02:27the latest in noise monitoring technology.
0:02:27 > 0:02:33If they pass they will graduate and receive the ultimate reward,
0:02:33 > 0:02:35the Golden Gobstopper.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38If they fail to keep THAT shut,
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- then I will have no choice but to expel them.- Shssh!
0:02:41 > 0:02:46Now, before we begin, I must ensure the school has been hushed down.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49HOOTER BLARES
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Seven seconds to hush down.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Seven. Six. Five.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Four. Three.
0:02:57 > 0:03:02Two. One. Shssh.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14CRASHING
0:03:18 > 0:03:19So, it's off to see Mr Gross
0:03:19 > 0:03:22for class one of the day's silent training.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26The fact that she had a large volume of children, I sympathise with,
0:03:26 > 0:03:27but living in a shoe?
0:03:27 > 0:03:32The old woman is clearly an idiot and we should really
0:03:32 > 0:03:37- learn the lesson that you should find suitable accommodation... - KNOCK ON DOOR
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Yes, do come in.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Please sit down.
0:03:45 > 0:03:51I am Mr Gross, your teacher for General Studies.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55This is your first lesson in your silent training
0:03:55 > 0:03:59during which you must remain absolutely...
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Silent.- Silent, yes.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Yes, very good. Very good, boy.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Yes, I think we're going to get along just great.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08The reason is because Miss Gobstop
0:04:08 > 0:04:13is listening on these microphones with the Gobstop 2000.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17She'll be monitoring your noise levels and if you're too noisy
0:04:17 > 0:04:19it will not bode well for your final exam.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23To determine which child does each test, we will be picking gobstoppers
0:04:23 > 0:04:27from a jar which are the same colours as all of your ties.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Shssh!- Time to get started on the silent training.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Snot hold.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35I don't get that.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- We've collected an awful lot of snot.- Urgh, we have to hold it.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43From the horrible children around the school and then, of course,
0:04:43 > 0:04:45I've added some of my own lovely snot
0:04:45 > 0:04:49and you're going to have to hold it, the chosen child,
0:04:49 > 0:04:51for 30 seconds in absolute silence.
0:04:51 > 0:04:56Let's find out who's going to do this particular test.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Would you like to pick a gobstopper, dear?- Tamera.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Tamera? Remember, it might be you, as we've seen.
0:05:06 > 0:05:11- Green. Oh, dear! - THEY LAUGH
0:05:11 > 0:05:16It seems to be you, dear. Don't worry, it's quite fresh.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Shssh!- Now, hold your hands out.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22They've got no idea that isn't real snot.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25When I give you the cue you will have 30 seconds.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I want you to pour it all into her hands, OK?
0:05:28 > 0:05:29All of it, don't spare any.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31And you must keep your hands cupped like this.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35I don't want it slipping through into the tub. No cheating.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Now, the challenge is during this
0:05:37 > 0:05:42- that you must remain absolutely silent. Is that clear?- No.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46- Is it clear?- Yeah.- I think it is.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Your time starts now.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Urgh!- Ah, noise almost immediately.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Not good.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Ah, that's better, controlling themselves after a bad start.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Oh, ho! That's harsh. Mr Gross is making Shammel hold the snot again.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16She's really holding it together, though.
0:06:19 > 0:06:24OK, time up! Well, not too bad.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28However, you did set off the Gobstop 2000.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Do you know what? I don't even think it was one of you two,
0:06:30 > 0:06:33I think it was one of your other teammates who I shan't point at.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37Oh, I did, whoops! Nathan, you're letting the girls down.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Shssh!- Well, let's see if Nathan can control himself
0:06:40 > 0:06:42in the next part of the class.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Foot paint.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47It's quite simple.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50The chosen child will have their feet painted for 30 seconds.
0:06:50 > 0:06:55That child and all of the other children must remain absolutely...
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Silent.- Silent. Yes, indeed.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Let's find out who is doing it?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Revana, you can pick this time.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Pick a gobstopper. Remember, it could even be yourself.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- Yes!- Oh!
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Nathan, it's you. Revana, that means you get to paint his feet.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Do you think you can do it quietly?
0:07:18 > 0:07:23- Yes.- Somehow I doubt it by the giggling that is already occurring.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24OK, jolly good.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Your time starts now.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Oh, dear, another bad start, but Tamera is trying to control them.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44And it's working. Good teamwork.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Nathan is really struggling to hold the noise in.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Another solid performance from the team, here.
0:07:57 > 0:08:03- Time up!- Yes! - Well, overall, not too bad.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07However, you've got to concentrate if you want to keep it up.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10You don't seem to understand you have a final exam
0:08:10 > 0:08:13at the end of the day. This is preparation, training.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17You must try your best and that is not going to happen if you are
0:08:17 > 0:08:20insolently mocking me continuously, Nathan! Now, get out.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Don't try and use my...- Get out!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Get out of my class, you insolent children.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Absolutely silent. I can't believe it.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Well, that's because it's not true!
0:08:37 > 0:08:43There is always one and this one is called Nathan. Shssh!
0:08:44 > 0:08:48So, that was Mr Gross. He is a very select teacher, I suppose.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52- He is quite strict as well, isn't it?- Not really.- Not really.- No?
0:08:52 > 0:08:53He thinks he's cool.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57I think you're doing well. Don't forget you're training to be silent.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59- Ready for your next lesson?- Yes. - It's in the canteen.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- What do you think will happen there? - We're gonna make more noise.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Nora and Britney are waiting. Over to the canteen.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- Enjoy yourselves.- Bye. - See you in a bit. Ta-ra.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15'Attention, attention! This is the School Of Silence.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19'The tap dancing class is reminded yet again to wear the correct
0:09:19 > 0:09:23'footwear, fluffy slippers. Thank you.'
0:09:25 > 0:09:28On with the silent training and it's time to head to the canteen
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- for class two.- Shssh!
0:09:31 > 0:09:32SHE BURPS
0:09:32 > 0:09:34LAUGHTER
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Cooee! It's lunchtime. Hello...
0:09:37 > 0:09:42Britney, we are not a DJ, dear. We are a catering assistant, thank you.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Look at me, I've still got my reading spectacles on.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- Hello, dears, how are you?- Fine.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Are you? Good. Nice to see you all.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51My name is Nora Nugget
0:09:51 > 0:09:54and I am the dinner lady here at the School Of Silence.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57This is my lovely assistant, Britney.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Pretty as a picture. Oh!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Right. Now, welcome to my kitchen, my dears.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06You have been sent here as part of your silent training today
0:10:06 > 0:10:10and we are going to be feeding you some rather fine recipes
0:10:10 > 0:10:14from my own private menu, all right? Now, can you see the sign up there?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- The silent sign.- Yeah. - If it flashes red,
0:10:17 > 0:10:20that means you are making far too much noise because...
0:10:20 > 0:10:23and let me tell you why. Miss Gobstop, you see,
0:10:23 > 0:10:26can listen via your microphones to every sound you make.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28So, first on the menu...
0:10:28 > 0:10:35- "Banana split head."- Oh!- This is what you're going to be making,
0:10:35 > 0:10:38only with one slight difference, you see, dears.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42- You will be making it on your chosen teammate's head.- Ah!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Yes.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Has anyone ever had a banana split on their head before?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49- Yes, yes.- You have, have you?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- Yes.- Well, you should be a past master at this.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54You might get another one, mightn't you?
0:10:54 > 0:10:59Right then, Revana dear, would you like to be the first to choose?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05The green one is Shammel.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Aren't you lucky, my dear? I bet you were looking forward to
0:11:09 > 0:11:14- a banana split on the head, weren't you?- No.- No?
0:11:14 > 0:11:18Revana is going to be making one on your head, my dear, all right?
0:11:18 > 0:11:20- Shssh!- Now, you will need to start
0:11:20 > 0:11:24with a good solid foundation for a banana split, Revana my dear.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28So, a couple of bananas and then start with some cream.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Then you can start decorating with some strawberry or chocolate sauce,
0:11:31 > 0:11:33or maybe a bit of both if you like.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Finish off with a bit of decoration, some lovely chocolate sprinkles,
0:11:37 > 0:11:39and finish with a cherry on the top.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Your 30 seconds of silence starts now.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44THEY LAUGH
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Oh, that's another noisy start.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- Squash it.- Oh, dear.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Can they pull it back like before, though?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00That would be no.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Some finishing touches. Ah, cherry, nice.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- BELL RINGS - Oh, that's time up, Revana.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18You have made a rather splendid looking banana split, there.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21But I am afraid to say you were all giggling the whole way through,
0:12:21 > 0:12:23weren't you? Especially these two.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Shssh!- So, can they improve as the class moves on?
0:12:26 > 0:12:32"Feed a friend." Feed a friend involves all of you
0:12:32 > 0:12:35and you will have these extra long spoons. They are quite long.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38And you will be feeding each other some of my very special
0:12:38 > 0:12:40- strawberry whip desert, all right? - Shssh!
0:12:40 > 0:12:44Off we go, then. You have 30... Silence! Wait for it.
0:12:44 > 0:12:49You have 30 silent seconds starting from now.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55GIGGLING
0:12:55 > 0:12:57A lot of chuckling going on here.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02More laughing, with their mouths full.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14HE MUMBLES
0:13:14 > 0:13:17And talking as well now.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- BELL RINGS - Oh, that's time up.
0:13:20 > 0:13:26Well, what a mess! You really have dreadful table manners, don't you?
0:13:26 > 0:13:30And I saw the Gobstop 2000 go off at least twice.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33I can only hope that you do better in Miss Bunsen's
0:13:33 > 0:13:36science laboratory this afternoon. Off you go. Off to science. Go on.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Get out. Go on.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40SCREAMING
0:13:40 > 0:13:44We all like a good laugh, don't we? Well, not me and not in my school!
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Not from Shammel, Revana, Tamera or Nathan!
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- Appalling behaviour.- Come on, guys!
0:13:49 > 0:13:54- Thanks a lot.- Not funny.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57That was Nora and Britney in the canteen. How was that, Shammel?
0:13:57 > 0:14:02- I'm too sticky now.- Yes. Talk us through what the stickiness is?
0:14:02 > 0:14:06Well...this is chocolate sprinkles.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- Yeah.- And I did have cream on my head and banana.
0:14:09 > 0:14:14- Are you learning to be more silent while these things happen?- No. No.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17I have one question, do you want to go away with the Golden Gobstopper?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Yes.- Do you know how you go away with the Golden Gobstopper?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22- You need to be silent. - OK, so it's a team effort.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Shammel going, "Yeah, Nathan, you've got to be silent."
0:14:25 > 0:14:27What will happen in the final exam? Will you do it?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- We are going to do it. - We are going to try.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Then we're going to be free for noise.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Exactly. You only have to be quiet for the exam
0:14:33 > 0:14:35and once you've got your Golden Gobstopper, go mad.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Your next lesson is with Miss Bunsen.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39She's a science teacher. Off you go.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43Enjoy yourselves and don't forget, silence. Nathan, you, too.
0:14:43 > 0:14:48'Attention, attention. This is the School Of Silence.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51'Pupils are reminded that we are about to test
0:14:51 > 0:14:55'the new specially designed fire alarm.'
0:14:57 > 0:15:01'The fire alarm test is now complete.'
0:15:01 > 0:15:06Last lesson of the day, it's off to the science lab to meet Miss Bunsen.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08- BANGING - Moving... Oh! What a din!
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Come in, dears.
0:15:11 > 0:15:16Oh, hello, Nathan. Hello, Tamera. Shammel, nice to see you.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17DOOR SLAMS
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Oh, my goodness, young lady!
0:15:18 > 0:15:24Well, now, I can see you haven't learnt much since you've been here,
0:15:24 > 0:15:29but this is the School Of Silence. Shssh!
0:15:29 > 0:15:32And I am your science teacher, Miss Bunsen.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Now, what I want you to learn
0:15:36 > 0:15:39is science in silence.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Now, this is the last class that you will be having
0:15:43 > 0:15:48before your final exam with Colonel Kittens.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- Shssh! - Time to get the class underway.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53"Instant snowman."
0:15:53 > 0:15:57I have designed all season snow.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Let's see who is going to be doing this task?- Shssh!
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Who's it going to be? Who's it going to be?
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Who's it going to be? Who is it?
0:16:08 > 0:16:09- It's you.- You picked yourself.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13- Shssh!- No for my all weather snow.
0:16:13 > 0:16:18- Oh, no!- Your teammates are going to turn you into a snowman.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- This is going to be so fun.- Ta-da!
0:16:21 > 0:16:24All weather snow.
0:16:24 > 0:16:29- Shssh! - Your silent time starts...now.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Nice silent start here.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Oh, a few giggles.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47The training is definitely paying off, though.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Noise levels have dramatically improved here.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Overall, a good performance.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- BELL RINGS - Time's up, time's up, time's up.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06Let's apply the finishing touches to our snowman.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Oh, look at that!
0:17:09 > 0:17:16Et voila! All season snowman. How do you feel?
0:17:16 > 0:17:20- Happy.- Happy? Of course you do. All snowmen are happy, aren't they?
0:17:20 > 0:17:24Well, you managed to do that in quite a lot of silence,
0:17:24 > 0:17:27which was brilliant. Whereas you, I did hear a little
0:17:27 > 0:17:31bit of giggling, especially from you, Nathan.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33MISS BUNSEN TUTS
0:17:33 > 0:17:37- Shssh!- So, their last chance now to perfect those silent techniques.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Toxic slugs.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43One of you will be chucking the slugs to another person
0:17:43 > 0:17:46and putting them in the contamination units.
0:17:46 > 0:17:52That's to make sure they're safe from harm and safe from humans.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Who's it going to be?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Who's it going to be?
0:17:55 > 0:17:59We'll pick Shammel this time.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Maybe next time, Nathan.
0:18:04 > 0:18:10Oh, dear. You have been chosen to perform the task that
0:18:10 > 0:18:14lays before you. Can you believe it?
0:18:14 > 0:18:19- Shssh!- Are you ready for this silent, silent experiment?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Yes we are.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23That's what I like to hear.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Your silent time starts now.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Good start.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Catch it!
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- Oh, too much noise.- Catch it!
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Tamera's taking her time here,
0:18:44 > 0:18:47making sure she gets the slug in the container.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Oh, dear.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54They're doing better now.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- BELL RINGS - Time's up, time's up, time's up!
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Whoa!
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Well, you saved some of my slugs.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05You were quite quiet. You were very giggly.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08I think you actually spoke, Shammel.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Words actually left your lips!
0:19:11 > 0:19:18My goodness! You need to go to Colonel Kittens' class ASAP
0:19:18 > 0:19:25for your final exam. Off you go. In silence. Keep it quiet.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Good luck and may the force be with you, always.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Nanoo, nanoo.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33A lot of self control in this group.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35That's what we like to see.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37I mean, hear.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Particularly Nathan.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46How are you feeling? Nathan?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48- I'm feeling very fine. - You're feeling fine. OK.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Revana?
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Kind of a bit scared.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Shammel, how do you think it's going to go?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- I think it's going to be fun, actually.- Yeah?
0:19:56 > 0:20:00As a team, do you now feel prepared to go into the final exam and do it?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02- Yeah.- Are you going to go away with the Golden Gobstopper?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05- Yes!- And are you ready to meet Colonel Kittens?- Yes.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- Will you graduate or get expelled? - Graduate.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11That's what we like to see, a positive attitude. He's in the gym.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14- Good luck, guys.- Bye. - See you in a bit.
0:20:16 > 0:20:21'Attention, attention! This is the School Of Silence.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24'Pupils are reminded that due to excessive noise levels
0:20:24 > 0:20:29'in preparation, popcorn is to be consumed uncooked.'
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- Shssh!- They've had their three classes
0:20:32 > 0:20:34and now it's time for their final exam.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Colonel Kittens will really put them to the test.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41To graduate and win the Golden Gobstopper they must keep that shut.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45If they set off the Gobstop 2000 three times they will be expelled!
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Well, they're silent training's all been building up to this,
0:20:50 > 0:20:53their final exam with Colonel Kittens.
0:20:53 > 0:20:58Right! You gobby little goblins!
0:20:58 > 0:21:05My name is Colonel Kittens and it's my job to make you crack.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09And from all the sniggering I've had reports of,
0:21:09 > 0:21:13that doesn't sound like it's going to be too difficult.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17These are my munitions. What's your name?
0:21:17 > 0:21:21- TAMERA!- Tamera?- YES, SIR!
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- What about you, boy?- NATHAN, SIR.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Jolly good. And a salute, chuck it in for good measure.
0:21:27 > 0:21:32- What about you, dear?- Shammel, sir. - Fantastic. On the end here?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34- Revana, sir.- Revana, sir.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Good, good, good.
0:21:36 > 0:21:42Right, are you ready to suffer in silence?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44ALL: Yes, sir!
0:21:44 > 0:21:49Your time starts...NOW!
0:21:50 > 0:21:54The Colonel brings out the ketchupy socks.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Let's see if he can get a reaction.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Nothing from Nathan.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06How about that, then?
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Nothing from Shammel.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Good work here.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Now, what's next? Ah, the creamy dollops.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Nice bowl cut for Revana.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28And a nice cherry to finish.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34All supposed to create noise and it's not happening so far.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Oh, dear, orange splat.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Yes, this normally works and there's definitely a chuckle there.
0:22:44 > 0:22:49And the Colonel's secret weapon, the comedy hat with squirty cream.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51A little bit of a squeak, but not too much noise.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54It didn't work, Colonel. Yes, he doesn't look happy.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57Ah, silly string.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03That's it, Colonel, make him work.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Well, done, Nathan. Oh, dear, the bunny ears, never fails.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Until today.
0:23:14 > 0:23:15Great work from the team.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- BELL RINGS - Right!
0:23:21 > 0:23:26Well, what can I say?
0:23:26 > 0:23:31You seem to have made rather a mess of my gym, and of me,
0:23:31 > 0:23:34which I don't normally allow.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Look at the state of you, Nathan!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38I can barely see you.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42You look like a tangerine explosion.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Is that normal behaviour?
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- No, sir!- No, it isn't, is it?
0:23:47 > 0:23:50How do you think you did?
0:23:50 > 0:23:57- Very good, sir.- Right, well, why don't you go and find out?
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Get out of my gym!
0:24:01 > 0:24:04So, you managed to wreck the place, then. That's a good sign.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06- That was the final exam. How was it?- It wasn't noiseable,
0:24:06 > 0:24:10- but we had lots of fun.- It was so much fun that we couldn't even talk.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Colonel Kittens was impressed with your discipline.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15The "Sir, yes, sir," and the "No, sir," all very good.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Do you think he managed to make you make noise?
0:24:18 > 0:24:22- No.- Do you think you didn't make any noise?- Yes, a tiny little bit.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Just like that.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26He did tell you.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28No, I wasn't even laughing.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31I'm gonna ask the big question, have you graduated or are you expelled?
0:24:31 > 0:24:33- Graduated.- Confidence, that's what we like.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37OK, well, Miss Gobstop is waiting to tell you the results. After you.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39- Good luck.- Thank you.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41- Thank you.- Shssh!
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- KNOCKING - Come in!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Quickly. Here.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52Now, you've all been sent here because you are all far too noisy,
0:24:52 > 0:24:56and I've put you through silent training,
0:24:56 > 0:24:58and I've been listening to you all day.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Let's take a look at your reports.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06Revana, a bit of a chatter,
0:25:06 > 0:25:10a bit of a giggler, are we? I'm not sure if your training has worked.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14But you did make a marvellous banana split on your teammate's head.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Shssh!
0:25:21 > 0:25:23- Shssh!- Maybe you should go into catering.
0:25:23 > 0:25:28Shammel, you are definitely not a model silent student.
0:25:28 > 0:25:34- When you had a banana split head, noise.- Shssh!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43- Shssh!- Touching toxic slugs, noise.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45- Shssh!- Catch it!
0:25:47 > 0:25:53- Catch it!- Shssh!- Not very impressed.
0:25:53 > 0:25:58Nathan, during the classes you were loud.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02In the tests, however, you managed to keep it shut.
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Shssh!
0:26:15 > 0:26:16- Shssh!- Thank you, Miss.
0:26:16 > 0:26:21Tamera, or should I say Frosty?
0:26:21 > 0:26:25You can't seem to keep quiet either, even with a carrot on your nose
0:26:25 > 0:26:29- and your hands catching toxic slugs. - Shssh!
0:26:31 > 0:26:34- Shssh!- I'm disappointed.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39But how did you do in the final exam?
0:26:39 > 0:26:40- Revana?- Good.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43- Shammel?- Good. - Nathan?- Brilliant.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45- Tamera?- Fabulous.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49I can reveal to you that you...
0:26:49 > 0:26:53- have graduated. - Yes!- Ah! Come on!
0:26:53 > 0:27:01And, therefore, you receive the Golden Gobstopper.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Revana.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08Take the silence with you, spread it,
0:27:08 > 0:27:14and always remember... no noise is good noise.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Get out.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22You, too, Barney.
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