0:00:02 > 0:00:04BELL RINGS
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Shh!
0:00:07 > 0:00:09NIB CRACKS
0:00:09 > 0:00:10Shh!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25THEY CHEER
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Welcome to the School of Silence.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37This is where the noisiest children in the country are sent
0:00:37 > 0:00:40to be taught how to be silent. Four new pupils will step up today
0:00:40 > 0:00:44to prove that they've got what it takes to be absolutely silent.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46This noisy bunch are from Liverpool
0:00:46 > 0:00:49and are having their noise levels assessed by the headmistress
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- and form tutor. - Come to the front. OK, name?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Oliver.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Oliver is always singing really loudly, annoying anyone
0:00:58 > 0:01:00who will listen.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04- Next. Name?- Carl.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Carl loves noisily cheering on
0:01:07 > 0:01:09his favourite basketball team.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13- You, name?- Leia.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Leia is ticklish, and when she's tickled,
0:01:15 > 0:01:17her laughing is loud and controllable.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- Name?- Connor.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Connor says when he drinks fizzy pop he does loud, squeaky parps. Eew!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Sounds like this lot have come to the right place
0:01:31 > 0:01:32for their silent training.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34That's enough. Get out.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Here's how the day works.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42The new pupils have three challenging classes
0:01:42 > 0:01:47to learn how to be silent followed by the crucial final exam,
0:01:47 > 0:01:53which will determine whether they graduate or will be expelled... if they're too noisy.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56THEY SCREAM
0:01:56 > 0:02:00I'll know about it thanks to this device,
0:02:00 > 0:02:05the Gobstop 2000, the latest in noise-monitoring technology.
0:02:05 > 0:02:11If they pass, they'll graduate and receive the ultimate reward,
0:02:11 > 0:02:14the Golden Gobstopper.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17If they fail to keep that shut,
0:02:17 > 0:02:20then I'll have no choice, but to expel them.
0:02:20 > 0:02:25Before we begin, I must ensure that the school has been hushed down.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Seven seconds to hush down.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Seven, six,
0:02:32 > 0:02:35five, four,
0:02:36 > 0:02:41three, two, one. Shh!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Time for silent training to start.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49It's their first class of the day, with Mr Gross.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Come in.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Sit down, sit down quietly, please.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Good grief. I'm Mr Gross,
0:03:03 > 0:03:06your teacher for General Studies.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08This is the first lesson of your silent training,
0:03:08 > 0:03:13which must be done in absolute silence.
0:03:13 > 0:03:19Remember, at all times, Miss Gobstop is listening on her Gobstop 2000,
0:03:19 > 0:03:22via these microphones.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26To determine which child does each test we'll be picking gobstoppers
0:03:26 > 0:03:31from a jar, which are the same colours as all of your ties.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35- That clear?- YES!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I think I might have bitten off more than I can chew.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Ouch. Time for silent training to begin.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Pink Poodle.
0:03:45 > 0:03:51You'll have 30 seconds to turn the chosen pupil into a pink poodle
0:03:51 > 0:03:54by smearing lovely syrup on their face
0:03:54 > 0:03:57and then adding on some lovely pink poodle fur.
0:03:57 > 0:04:02This must be done, no matter how humorous you might find it,
0:04:02 > 0:04:04in absolute silence.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Leia, perhaps you could pick the gobstopper and find out who it is.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Oliver.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20You'll be turned into a pink poodle. How does that sound?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Why can't you do it? You're better.
0:04:23 > 0:04:28- Come on.- You're the one going to silent training and I think I look perfectly well, thank you.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31This poodle was freshly shaved this morning.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35We took it down to the poodle salon and gave her a good trim.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39She's now running around rather bald.
0:04:39 > 0:04:44So we're going to pop the items necessary for your makeover here.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48Right, Leia, what are you doing waiting there? Come over, quickly.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Good grief.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Absolutely outrageous.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Leia, are you ready?
0:04:54 > 0:04:58Right, you'll have 30 seconds to turn Oliver into a pink poodle.
0:04:58 > 0:05:03Your time starts now.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Screaming.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13A lot of giggles.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Some talking there.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21- That's cold.- And some shouting.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24I don't think Oliver has got the hang of this.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27OK, now the fur.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Ew! Ew!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31And more screaming.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32BELL RINGS
0:05:32 > 0:05:36- Time up.- Nice.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Well, Leia,
0:05:39 > 0:05:44Oliver, Carl, an unqualified disaster.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Noisy, messy, you don't look like a poodle.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50You look like a poodle coughed up a fur ball on your face.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Get some of that fur on.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Aah!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55There you go.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Connor, I think you sat there quite silently smirking
0:05:59 > 0:06:00throughout the whole thing.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02He looks very proud of himself.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Insolent, but silent. I'll take it.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Let's see if they do any better with this one.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Badger Sick Glove.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14You're going to love this one.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Let me break it down for you.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18A badger has thrown up.
0:06:18 > 0:06:24We've collected his vomit and you're going to put it in gloves
0:06:24 > 0:06:26and wear them in absolute silence.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30Shall we find out who's doing this particular task?
0:06:30 > 0:06:31ALL: Yeah.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Connor. Good.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Remember, it might even be you.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Pick a good one.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Oh, Leia.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Oh, good golly, Miss Dolly.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46A bit of revenge, I think.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Good grief, this really stinks.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53I can smell it over my socks.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56It smells like chips.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Pour it in.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Right, get that gooey sick in there.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Now, that's not really badger sick.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07But should we tell them? Nah.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I might add some myself.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10There's corn in it.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Yes, it is. We fed him on sweet corn.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Don't show me it. - Yes, quite disgusting.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- In you go. All the way.- Ugh!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Mind that splodge on the floor.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Come around, Connor. You have 30 seconds from when this glove goes on.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Your time starts now.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38A bit of noise there.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Never mind, Oliver, I like this. - Some talking. And laughing.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Do that, Leia.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Leia is no better than Oliver at keeping quiet.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59There's just too much noise here.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03- Time's nearly up. - Hope my mum doesn't mind.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06BELL RINGS
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Time up.- Oh, thank goodness.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Right, well. That didn't go very well, did it?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15A complete shambles.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17You've got a final exam at the end of the day.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18You must stay silent.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21If you want to win the Golden Gobstopper
0:08:21 > 0:08:25then you need to learn to behave yourselves and keep it zipped.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Is that clear?- Yeah.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Good, or you'll be for the high jump.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Oh, dear. What's next?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Foot...paint.
0:08:34 > 0:08:40Foot Paint. You'll have 30 seconds to take the chosen child's shoes
0:08:40 > 0:08:44and socks off and paint their feet an array of lovely colours.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48But this must be done in absolute...
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Silence.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Let's find out who's doing it.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Let's see if you can't pick yourself, you silly boy.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Oh, it's you. What a shame. Carl, you've picked yourself.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07That means you'll be having your feet painted.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Here are the paints. Here is your brush.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- Are you ready?- Yeah.
0:09:11 > 0:09:16Good. 30 seconds. In silence.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Your time starts...now.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25HE GIGGLES
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Some giggles there. - You're really good at that.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30And talking, too!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Keep it in, keep it in.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Some more giggles.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Just a few seconds left.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50BELL RINGS
0:09:50 > 0:09:53OK, time up.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Well, the paintwork was fabulous.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59But the silence was hideous.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Well, that's the end of my class and, thank goodness,
0:10:02 > 0:10:04that's the end of you for me today.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07This is your silent training.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Quite frankly, you've been useless.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Miss Gobstop will be spitting mad in her office,
0:10:12 > 0:10:14listening to you on her Gobstop 2000.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17If you want any chance of winning the Golden Gobstop,
0:10:17 > 0:10:19you'd all better learn to be quiet.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20BELL RINGS
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Get out of my classroom.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Quietly.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25No running.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32General Studies? General giggling? General loudness?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Oliver! Shh!
0:10:37 > 0:10:40So, how was your first lesson at the School of Silence?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Pink poodle first. Oliver, how was it?
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- I don't want to talk about it. - OK, that's fine.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47It's to see if you can stay silent.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49- Were you silent? - A couple of times.- You weren't.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51You were screaming your head off.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54It can't be nice to have syrup on your face.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56OK, how was the foot paint?
0:10:56 > 0:11:00- I stayed quiet, actually. - No, you didn't.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Did it tickle a little bit?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Yeah, but I didn't laugh or anything.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06I held it in, like.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10They're designed to see how good you are at staying silent.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14you're about to meet Nora and Britney, the dinner ladies.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Good luck. Off you go.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Don't forget, keep the noise down. It's all in silence.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24'Attention, attention. This is the School of Silence.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27'We'll be introducing fingerprint recognition systems
0:11:27 > 0:11:32'for opening lockers as your keys are rattling around far too much.'
0:11:34 > 0:11:38With one class down, it's time for some more silent training.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Cooee! It's lunchtime.
0:11:43 > 0:11:48Britney, dear, no eating in the food preparation area. You know that.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Well, my dears, allow me to introduce myself.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52My name is Mrs Nora Nugget
0:11:52 > 0:11:55and I'm the dinner lady here at the School of Silence.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59This is my assistant, Britney, who I can see you have already met.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Isn't she charming? Cute as a cookie.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06We're going to be feeding you some delicious dishes
0:12:06 > 0:12:08from our menu this afternoon.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Let's see what's first up.
0:12:11 > 0:12:17No...Hands...Smoothie.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Now, your chosen team-mate, my dears,
0:12:19 > 0:12:24will have 30 seconds to drink a smoothie without using their hands.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Britney, dear, can we have those coloured gobstoppers?
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Thank you. Young Oliver,
0:12:29 > 0:12:32would you like to choose who might be playing this?
0:12:35 > 0:12:39- Oh, it's the blue one.- Leia. - How exciting!
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Britney, dear, could you bring in the smoothie?
0:12:41 > 0:12:47Marvellous. Now, it's full of lovely, fruity goodness, that is, Leia.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49You have 30 seconds in which to drink
0:12:49 > 0:12:52your No Hands Smoothie, starting from now.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Off she goes.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00Good technique.
0:13:04 > 0:13:10No noise so far. This is good.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Leia is doing really well.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20A little dribbling, but still quiet.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Nearly there.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22BELL RINGS
0:13:22 > 0:13:23Oh, that's time.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26It seems that Mr Gross was wrong about you lot.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29I've never seen such perfect technique, Leia.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- That was brilliant. - Can they keep up the good work?
0:13:32 > 0:13:38Curdy...Jam...Face.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Your chosen team mate will have lemon curd and jam on either side
0:13:42 > 0:13:46of their face, finished off with two nice slices of bread.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49In fact, you're turning your friend into a curd jam sandwich.
0:13:49 > 0:13:54I think we need the coloured gobstoppers again, please, Britney.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57I'd like young Connor there to choose.
0:13:58 > 0:14:03Who will it be? Who will it be, Connor? How exciting.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Have a good rummage. Oh, Leia, dear.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09It's you again. How marvellous.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12You really are lucky today, aren't you, Leia?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Nothing is going to happen to me.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16OK, your 30 seconds
0:14:16 > 0:14:19to make a Curdy Jam Face, start from now, young Connor.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27A little giggle there.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Lemony curdy in your face.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Some talking from Connor.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41And some giggling from Connor.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43A bit more lemon.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47Connor is the only one talking.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48Jam facey bread.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49BELL RINGS
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Oh, dear.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Well, that's time up.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56you were doing very well until the end when you started narrating.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59I don't think we needed that, did we?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Oh, that's lovely!
0:15:02 > 0:15:05You can take your seat now again, Connor. Thank you.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07This is silent training.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11That means we're training you to be silent for your final examination
0:15:11 > 0:15:13this afternoon with Colonel Kittens.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15You wait until you see what he's got in store.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18I think you need to go and wash your hands before going
0:15:18 > 0:15:20to science class this afternoon.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22And you probably want to wash your face, Leia, dear.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23BELL RINGS
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Off you go, dears. Quickly and quietly.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Get revenge on you.
0:15:29 > 0:15:34What could have been the perfect quiet lunchtime has been destroyed
0:15:34 > 0:15:37by one little boy.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Connor!
0:15:40 > 0:15:44What's going on in today's lessons in the canteen?
0:15:44 > 0:15:49I gave Leia something mushy - a lemon curd and jam facial.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51You look great, by the way. Your skin looks radiant!
0:15:51 > 0:15:53How do you feel?
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- Lucky.- Lucky?- Yeah.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- How do you think you're doing?- Good.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01You're doing well. Are you going away with the golden gobstopper?
0:16:01 > 0:16:02ALL: Yes!
0:16:02 > 0:16:05It's your next lesson with Miss Bunsen.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Don't forget - complete silence.
0:16:07 > 0:16:08Loving your work, Oliver.
0:16:13 > 0:16:18'Attention! Pupils are reminded not to torment the caretaker's dog.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19'it has such a loud bark.'
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Time for some more silent training
0:16:24 > 0:16:27in their last class before the final exam.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Come in!
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Come and take a seat.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34My name is Miss Bunsen
0:16:34 > 0:16:37and I'm your science teacher.
0:16:37 > 0:16:42The most important thing about science class is silence.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Science in silence. Got it?
0:16:45 > 0:16:52Now, then, this is the last lesson as part of your silence training -
0:16:52 > 0:16:56before you have to go to Colonel Kittens and do your final exam.
0:16:56 > 0:17:01- Can they keep it down in this one? - Sticky Hat!
0:17:01 > 0:17:06One of you lucky little ewoks will have a hat on,
0:17:06 > 0:17:09which is a prototype of mine.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Very exciting. One of you'll have the prototype on, sitting here.
0:17:13 > 0:17:18The others will be throwing balls at the hat, which will then stick,
0:17:18 > 0:17:21hopefully. Let's hope it works.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25Remember, this all has to be done in complete silence.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Which one shall we get to pick? Carl!
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Yes, you're sitting very nicely.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Who's it going to be?
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Oliver. It's you!
0:17:35 > 0:17:39Now, then, are you ready?
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Yeah.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44- Steady.- Yeah.- Go!
0:17:52 > 0:17:54A chuckle there!
0:17:54 > 0:17:56The plastic balls are sticking
0:17:56 > 0:17:59but they're also making Oliver squeal.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03More giggling from Carl.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12That's almost all the balls and time's nearly up.
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0:18:13 > 0:18:15Time, time. Stop!
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Well, my goodness.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20What a lot of giggling.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22One more and then the final exam.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Camouflage Suit.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Da-da! One person will be wearing a suit.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33The other person will be painting them to match the background -
0:18:33 > 0:18:36thus being camouflaged!
0:18:37 > 0:18:41Let's see who's going to be picking.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Maybe you this time.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Who's it going to be?
0:18:47 > 0:18:51- Yes!- It's Carl. Carl, it's you.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53You're a real giggler,
0:18:53 > 0:18:57so this will be pushing you to your limits, young man.
0:18:58 > 0:19:03Now, we have to do this in complete silence.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Your silence starts now.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Very quiet so far.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22OK, spots are going on.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Keep the giggles in, Leia! That's it.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Nearly there.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37BELL RINGS
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Time's up.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42Not bad at all.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Look at that. Can you see him? No.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48You can't. Why?
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Camouflage! Wonderful.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Now, then, that's your science lesson complete.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Haven't you done well - generally speaking!
0:19:59 > 0:20:03Now, then, you'd better get off to your final exam.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Are you ready for it?
0:20:05 > 0:20:06ALL: Yes!
0:20:06 > 0:20:11Good, off you go, then. Make sure you keep it down in the corridor.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Oliver squealed like a piglet.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22Leia quiet as a mouse. With Connor and Carl,
0:20:22 > 0:20:24the training seems to be working.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26So, that was science.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Connor, you're on your way to the final exam.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31How d'you think you're going to do?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- Pretty well and I can't wait to meet Colonel Kittens.- He's quite strict.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38- D'you think you'll stay silent for the entire time?- Yeah.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40How about as a team?
0:20:40 > 0:20:41It's a team game, this one.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43TOGETHER: Yes!
0:20:43 > 0:20:48We like confidence. Colonel Kittens is waiting for you. Good luck.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52- I hope the silent training will pay off. See you in a bit.- Woo!
0:20:54 > 0:20:58They've had their three classes and now it's time for their final exam.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Colonel Kittens will really put them to the test.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05To graduate and win the Golden Gobstopper they must keep that shut.
0:21:05 > 0:21:10If they set off the Gobstop 2000 three times, they'll be expelled!
0:21:10 > 0:21:16Their silent training has all been building up to this, their final exam, with Colonel Kittens.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Right, you lousy little layabouts.
0:21:20 > 0:21:26I'm Colonel Kittens. It's my job to make you crack.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29This is your final exam.
0:21:29 > 0:21:34It's very simple, which is jolly good, as you're clearly quite stupid.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38If you manage to keep quiet, you'll pass,
0:21:38 > 0:21:43winning the coveted Golden Gobstopper.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Does that sound nice, boy?
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- Sir, yes, sir!- Sir what?
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Sir, yes, sir!
0:21:50 > 0:21:53I think that registered. Good.
0:21:53 > 0:22:00These are the instruments of your downfall, as I like to call them.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03I can assure you they'll all be coming your way.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Is that clear?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07ALL: Sir, yes, sir!
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Are you ready to suffer in silence?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Sir, yes, sir!
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Right.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Your time starts now.
0:22:22 > 0:22:23OK, what's first?
0:22:23 > 0:22:27The feather duster, the favourite of the colonel.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31He's gone straight for the feet. A little noise from Connor there.
0:22:31 > 0:22:32Hold those giggles.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36You're not going to beat Oliver in a staring contest, Colonel.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39He's gone straight for Conner.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40He's breathing.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42He's got it under control.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Oh, no, it's the snow shower.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Oliver's enjoying it, but not making too much noise.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Connor gets it on the head again.
0:22:56 > 0:23:02Here comes the roller. A little bit of noise there.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06It's the secret weapon, the silly string.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08This never fails to get a noise.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Look at this. Connor is copping a face full,
0:23:12 > 0:23:15but he's still hanging strong. Well done, Connor.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Look at the determination.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Yes, the bunny never fails. A big giggle there.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Look at Colonel. He knows how to work it.
0:23:27 > 0:23:32Oh, no. More gunge. I think he's spotted a weakness here.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35The paint brush in the face.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Colonel really not holding back today.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Oh, he's dropped the paint.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42That may have been part of his plan.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44And the watering can.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45Lots of giggles there.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47That's probably set off a Gobstop 2000.
0:23:47 > 0:23:48BELL RINGS
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Time up!
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Well...
0:23:52 > 0:23:56I threw just about everything I had at you then, didn't I?
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- Sir, yes, sir!- Yes, I did.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00You, boy,
0:24:00 > 0:24:03you did quite well, I think.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Sir, thank you, sir.
0:24:06 > 0:24:11However, did your team mates let you down?
0:24:11 > 0:24:16Sir, I think they did well for their strengths, sir.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20Well, why don't you go and find out?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Get out of my gym!
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- You still here, boy?- Sir, yes, sir.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31You can see, complete gunge devastation in what has to be
0:24:31 > 0:24:34one of the most entertaining final exams I have ever seen.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38Connor, a man for the military! What about the other three?
0:24:38 > 0:24:39How do you think you did, Oliver?
0:24:39 > 0:24:43OK, but I didn't do as well as Connor.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45- Leia? - I did rotten.- How about you, Carl?
0:24:45 > 0:24:48I think I'm a bit like Connor.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51I sort of laughed under my breath.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52You've done your final exam
0:24:52 > 0:24:55and you're about to go and see Miss Gobstop.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59- How d'you think you've done? - I think we've graduated.- Graduated.
0:24:59 > 0:25:00Not too sure.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- Graduated.- It's time to find out. Miss Gobstop's waiting.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Best of luck.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08So all that silent training has led to this moment.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10How did they do in their final exam?
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Quickly!
0:25:19 > 0:25:21So...
0:25:21 > 0:25:24You were sent here
0:25:24 > 0:25:26because you're all far too noisy.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Yup.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33I've put you through silent training all day.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Shall we take a look at your reports?
0:25:38 > 0:25:43Oliver, so much screaming and squealing.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47Ooh, ooh, ooh. Aah!
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Then quieter and quieter. Well done.
0:25:54 > 0:26:01Carl, you're a real giggler, aren't you?
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Leia, the only girl.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Tiny bit of chuckling.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Otherwise very good.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Connor, started the day making an awful lot of noise.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Jam facey bread.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Over the day, I think your training worked.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30What do you think?
0:26:30 > 0:26:33You're the headmistress. I don't know.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Exactly.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39So, the final exam. How do you think you did?
0:26:39 > 0:26:43Did you fail or will you graduate?
0:26:43 > 0:26:45I can tell you.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49You'll be expelled!
0:26:52 > 0:26:56You set off the Gobstop 2000 three times.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Carl was the only one who didn't.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Carl kept his mouth shut.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07That's really disappointing because they came so close.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10That's Leia.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11That's Connor.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17And that's Oliver. Three strikes.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19I won't be giving you the Golden Gobstopper.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22You receive this.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Take it. Take it.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Take it.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32Take it. Noise is a pollutant
0:27:32 > 0:27:34and is not allowed in my school.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Door! Open! Walk! Go!
0:27:41 > 0:27:46Barney, you too. Barney, out!
0:27:49 > 0:27:52Could you send Colonel Kittens down to my office
0:27:52 > 0:27:54right now to get Barney out?
0:27:54 > 0:27:56We don't like you!
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Works every time. Out!
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