0:00:02 > 0:00:03CUTLERY CLANGS
0:00:03 > 0:00:04BOY GASPS
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Sshh!
0:00:07 > 0:00:08LEAD SNAPS
0:00:10 > 0:00:11Sshh!
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Ah!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25CHEERING
0:00:29 > 0:00:30Sshh!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32BELL RINGS
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Welcome to the School of Silence.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37This is where you get put through intensive training -
0:00:37 > 0:00:39silent training. Four new pupils have
0:00:39 > 0:00:41to do it today and go away absolutely silent.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Do you think they will? Do you want to find out?
0:00:44 > 0:00:45All right.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48These girls are from Ealing in London,
0:00:48 > 0:00:50and they've been sent here cos they're so loud
0:00:50 > 0:00:54they've pushed their teachers and parents to the limit.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Their noise levels are assessed
0:00:56 > 0:00:57by the headmistress and form tutor.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01Come to the front, come to the front!
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Right, you! Name!
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Maria!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Maria reckons she's one of the loudest screamers around,
0:01:06 > 0:01:09but her real claim to fame is that she can burp
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- the alphabet at top volume. - Right! You! Name!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Kiyana!
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Kiyana recently had a laughing fit at school that was so loud, she was
0:01:17 > 0:01:19banished from her class.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- Name?- Hannah!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Hannah loves nothing better than hiding under her sister's duvet
0:01:24 > 0:01:27so she can jump out screaming to frighten her...
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- Name?- Zainab!
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Zainab says she's an all-in-one noise machine.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37She screams, laughs, and shouts while she runs around wildly.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39That's one very noisy team.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41The teachers here are in for quite a challenge.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45That's it! I've had enough! Get out, please! Please, just go!
0:01:45 > 0:01:47THEY SCREAM
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Sshh! Here's how the day works.
0:01:51 > 0:01:56The new pupils have three challenging classes to learn how to be silent,
0:01:56 > 0:01:59followed by the crucial final exam, which will determine
0:01:59 > 0:02:02whether they graduate, or will be expelled!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04If they are too noisy...
0:02:04 > 0:02:05SHE GIGGLES
0:02:05 > 0:02:07THEY LAUGH
0:02:09 > 0:02:15..I will know about it, thanks to this device - the Gobstop 2000.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18The latest in noise-monitoring technology.
0:02:18 > 0:02:23If they pass, they will graduate and receive the ultimate reward -
0:02:23 > 0:02:26the Golden Gobstopper.
0:02:26 > 0:02:31If they fail to keep THAT shut, then I will have no choice
0:02:31 > 0:02:33but to expel them.
0:02:33 > 0:02:38But before we begin, I must ensure that the school has been hushed down.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40KLAXON BLARES
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Seven seconds to hush-down!
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Seven...
0:02:44 > 0:02:45six...
0:02:45 > 0:02:47five...
0:02:47 > 0:02:48four...
0:02:48 > 0:02:49three...
0:02:49 > 0:02:51two...
0:02:51 > 0:02:52DOOR SLAMS
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Sshh!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01BIRDS SING
0:03:10 > 0:03:14So it's up to Mr Gross for the first part of their silent training.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15KNOCKING
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Oh, come in!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21THEY GIGGLE
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Quietly, quietly, please!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Sit down, sit down!
0:03:26 > 0:03:31I am Mr Gross, your teacher for General Studies.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34This is the first lesson of your silent training.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38It must be conducted in absolute silence, Maria!
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Not gossiping to your team-mates!
0:03:43 > 0:03:46To determine which child is doing each test,
0:03:46 > 0:03:50we'll be picking a gobstopper from this jar of gobstoppers.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Each one is the same colour as one of your ties.
0:03:54 > 0:04:01'Remember, Miss Gobstop is listening on these microphones.'
0:04:01 > 0:04:06If you are too noisy and set off the Gobstop 2000,
0:04:06 > 0:04:08you will see the SILENCE sign flash red.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11This is important training for your final exam.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14If you wish to win the Golden Gobstopper,
0:04:14 > 0:04:17then you must learn to be...
0:04:18 > 0:04:19..noisy.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21THEY LAUGH
0:04:21 > 0:04:22HE SIGHS
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Time to start silent training.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Say What?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29You have 30 seconds to reveal three
0:04:29 > 0:04:33speech bubbles while the chosen team-mate is sat opposite you.
0:04:33 > 0:04:38Of course, this must be done in absolute...
0:04:38 > 0:04:39..silence.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Oh, thank you! Well done.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Let's find out who's going to be doing it.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Kiyana, pick one out for me.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Come on, I haven't got all day.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- Blue! Who's blue?- Hannah!- Hannah!
0:04:57 > 0:05:03Jolly good. Right, Hannah, you will be reading the speech bubbles.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Let's see if you can control yourselves.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Kiyana, you will be holding them up for her!
0:05:09 > 0:05:14Your time...starts...now!
0:05:14 > 0:05:15KIYANA GIGGLES
0:05:15 > 0:05:19A giggle almost straight away from Kiyana.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28But nothing from Hannah. Brilliant!
0:05:30 > 0:05:31Just laugh!
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- Talking from Kiyana...- Sshh!
0:05:33 > 0:05:34That's way too noisy.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40SHE GIGGLES
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Now some giggling from Kiyana too, but Hannah looks still as a rock.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Time's up!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Well! Well, well, well.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52Not half bad, Hannah. You read all of those and you didn't flinch.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55You showed no emotion and you kept silent. Excellent.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59However, some of your team-mates let you down!
0:05:59 > 0:06:02You! You were discussing it with her!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04This does not bode well for your final exam.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07It certainly doesn't, Mr Gross.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- What's next?- Scary Hairy Werewolf.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12You will have 30 seconds
0:06:12 > 0:06:16to turn the chosen team-mate into a hairy, scary werewolf.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20First smear the black treacle on their face and hands,
0:06:20 > 0:06:22then stick on the fur.
0:06:22 > 0:06:27Et voila, one scary, hairy werewolf, or at least you'll look like one.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Now, Zainab, I think you can pick the gobstopper out.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30I hope it's you!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Red!
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Oh, Maria.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38AINTAB CHEERS
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Your time starts...now!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45SHE GIGGLES
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Oh, that's not a good start.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Oh, dear, that's bound to have set off the Gopstop 2000.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02On goes the hair.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Oh, no.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05THEY LAUGH
0:07:08 > 0:07:09It's stuck to me!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Some talking from the werewolf.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13BELL RINGS
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Time enough! Stop!
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Right, just a moment!
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- URGH!- Oh, good grief...
0:07:23 > 0:07:25The only person who kept quiet was...
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- Me.- ..Hannah.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Can the others improve as their training continues?
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Flower Pot Head.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36You have 30 seconds to turn your chosen team-mate
0:07:36 > 0:07:39into a lovely flower pot.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42You will stick on the flower pot, fill it up with soil, then add
0:07:42 > 0:07:46flowers and a little bit of water.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Just so it's fresh and ready.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Hannah, seeing as you've been so quiet, you can pick. And let's
0:07:54 > 0:07:57see what we get out of here. Be careful not to pick yourself.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Ah! Zainab! Justice.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Very well.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Are you ready?
0:08:05 > 0:08:09- Yeah.- In silence, your time starts now.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Ooh! Zainab!
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- What?!- Another noisy start here.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Ugh.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20If you pile it on my hair, I'll kill you.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Zainab's just having a chat!
0:08:22 > 0:08:23SHE SHRIEKS
0:08:23 > 0:08:27That will have set off... Yeah, the Gobstop 2000 was flashing there.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Oh, no! It's the water!
0:08:34 > 0:08:35SHE SQUEALS
0:08:35 > 0:08:38That's just too loud. Oh, dear.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42And time up! Give me the watering can.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Thank you very much.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46What can I say?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Quite dreadful. Even Hannah was making lots of noise.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52This was the first lesson in your training.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53And you really fluffed it!
0:08:53 > 0:08:58OK?! You made far too much noise, and it's going to go on your report.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00This does not bode well for your final exam.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Right, I've had enough of you lot.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Class dismissed!
0:09:05 > 0:09:06BELL RINGS
0:09:06 > 0:09:07While the girls clean up,
0:09:07 > 0:09:09how does Miss Gobstop think it's going?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12I have the feeling Maria may be the ringleader
0:09:12 > 0:09:14of this group of giggly girls!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17THEY SHOUT
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Kiyana is a chatterbox.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Zainab is no better,
0:09:22 > 0:09:25and Hannah? She started off well, but then she lost it!
0:09:27 > 0:09:31So that's the end of your first lesson with Mr Gross. How did it go?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- Horrible!- Disgusting!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36This is training. You're learning how to be silent.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- Not easy, is it?- Not at all.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Don't worry about it yet, cos it's your first lesson.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Nora and Britney are waiting for you.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46I'll see you in a bit. Good luck!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51MISS GOBSTOP: 'Attention, attention.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53'This is the School of Silence.
0:09:53 > 0:09:58'All pupils wishing to attend choir practice tonight
0:09:58 > 0:10:02'should be aware the poster should have read "quiet practice".'
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Time for the second class in today's silent training.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Off to the canteen.
0:10:08 > 0:10:13Coo-ee, Britney, dear, stop dancing, it's dinner time, not a disco.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Good afternoon, ladies. Welcome to my kitchen.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20My name is Mrs Nora Nugget, I'm the chief dinner lady here
0:10:20 > 0:10:23in the School of Silence, and this is my assistant Britney.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27I understand you are here as part of your silent training today.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31We are gonna be feeding you some rather delicious dishes.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35If you could just keep an eye on the Silence sign at the back.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36That's the Gobstop 2000.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38If you set that off, Miss Gobstop
0:10:38 > 0:10:41will be listening, and she will note it on your final report.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45I would like to see you ladies graduate, so let's hope
0:10:45 > 0:10:48you're successful this afternoon.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51First up...
0:10:51 > 0:10:53The Silent Trump.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Now, in this test, you will
0:10:55 > 0:11:01have 30 seconds to deflate whoopee cushions, whilst eating baked beans.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03It must be done in absolute silence, all right?
0:11:03 > 0:11:08So if we could have the gobstoppers here, please?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Britney, dear? Quickly as you can. There's lovely.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14And I'd like Maria to pick this time, thank you.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18The white one! So you're going to take
0:11:18 > 0:11:21the test and Maria is going to be assisting.
0:11:21 > 0:11:26Now, you have 30 seconds to complete this test, starting from now.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34The trick is to gently ease the air out of the whoopee cushion.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36CUSHION TRUMPS
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Oh, a little trump. Not too loud though, which is good.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Good, quiet support from Kiyana.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47TRUMP
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Oh, and another one... She's doing well, though.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Oh, and that's time up, I'm afraid.
0:11:58 > 0:12:03Little one escaped there, after the end, didn't it? Oh, dear!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05A good start. What's next on the menu?
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Puppet Food.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14You will have 30 seconds to feed your chosen team-mate
0:12:14 > 0:12:18using their own hands on puppet strings.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20And it must be done in absolute silence.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24So who'd like to pick a coloured gobstopper for me?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- ALL: Me! Me! - Ooh, they're all so excited!
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Britney, I'll let you choose.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36A white one! Aren't you the lucky girl today?!
0:12:36 > 0:12:44So, ladies, your 30 seconds of absolute silence starts now.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47THEY LAUGH
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Oh, dear, a big outburst.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52A very noisy start.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Zainab just can't control herself.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Literally.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05This IS a tough one...
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Oh, look, that set off the Gobstop 2000.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15BELL RINGS
0:13:15 > 0:13:17And that's time up!
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Well, ladies, very noisy,
0:13:20 > 0:13:22and what a dreadful mess you've made of my
0:13:22 > 0:13:24food preparation area here.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27We have rather come to the end of your training here
0:13:27 > 0:13:31in the kitchen, and you'll be going on to Miss Bunsen's science class
0:13:31 > 0:13:34this afternoon, and hopefully she can do
0:13:34 > 0:13:35better with you there.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38So thank you very much. Off you go.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Quietly as you go, dears.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Well, well, well.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46My Gobstop 2000 certainly had its work cut out over lunch.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47Urgh!
0:13:47 > 0:13:51First of all, Maria couldn't stop giggling. Then they all joined in,
0:13:51 > 0:13:54a bunch of giggly hyenas! Ugh!
0:13:58 > 0:13:59That was the canteen.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02How did you find it? Hannah?
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- Fine. All right.- Funny! - Terrible. Dreadful.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07You got gunged like twice.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10You got the bad end of the deal, Zainab.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12You've had nothing done to you so far.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- No.- You are going to, don't you worry!
0:14:15 > 0:14:21- I want to get my own back on her!- So we need to pick a green gobstopper.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24You've got one more lesson before the final exam.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Still want the Golden Gobstopper?- ALL: YEAH!
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Are you gonna be silent in the final exam?!- YEAH!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Miss Bunsen is waiting for you, so off you go. Good luck.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37MISS GOBSTOP: 'Attention, attention.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40'This is the School of Silence.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44'Due to previous unacceptable noise levels, pupils are reminded to leave
0:14:44 > 0:14:47'their instruments for band practice at home!'
0:14:49 > 0:14:51So it's off to the science lab
0:14:51 > 0:14:54for the final part of their silent training.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Ooh! Somebody's at the door.
0:14:58 > 0:15:03- Hello!- Hello! Hello, Maria! Go and sit down. Nice to meet you!
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Well done. My name is Miss Bunsen
0:15:06 > 0:15:08and I'm your science teacher.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09MISS BUNSEN LAUGHS
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Ssh.
0:15:11 > 0:15:16It's science in silence. Got it, girls?
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Very good. This is your last class before your final exam
0:15:20 > 0:15:24and I need to make sure that you're all in shape.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Time to get the class started.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Balancing boot.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Balancing boot. There we go, girls.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38One of you will be wearing my special balancing boot
0:15:38 > 0:15:41and you'll have to be holding a tray.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45You have 30 seconds to test out my invention.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48You'll have to do it in complete silence.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Yes? Good. Ssh.
0:15:50 > 0:15:55Let's pick one of the coloured gobstoppers to determine which
0:15:55 > 0:15:57one of you it is, shall we?
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Hannah, you pick, dear.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Who's it going to be?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Me.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Unlucky, Hannah, you picked yourself.
0:16:08 > 0:16:13To test this boot out, Hanna, I shall be handing you some trays
0:16:13 > 0:16:16filled with liquid.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20You have to balance these trays, as many of them as you can possibly can
0:16:20 > 0:16:22in a short space of time.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24All silently.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27There you go.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Hannah, your time starts now.
0:16:38 > 0:16:43A good start from Hannah. She's been the quietest so far today.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46She's going.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47No, she's pulled it back.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Doing well.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53BOOT CREAKS
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Great work from the whole team here.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Just a few more seconds.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05Time's up. Time is up.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Well, I tell you what, Hannah, you did actually manage to
0:17:09 > 0:17:14stay quite quiet during that test and the boot clearly works, so I'll look
0:17:14 > 0:17:16at getting that patented.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Fantastic. Ssh.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21One more chance to perfect their silent techniques.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Scuba pack, got it?
0:17:23 > 0:17:28Fantastic. One of you will be wearing a jet pack on your back.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31It's full of fizzy power.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Let's get the gobstoppers and see who's going to pick.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38Who's it going to be?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42You pick, Kiyana.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Oh, dear, you've picked yourself.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52- Ssh.- So while testing out the scuba pack that should fire Kiyana
0:17:52 > 0:17:56through the roof the team will have to remain absolutely silent.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Are you ready?
0:17:58 > 0:18:02It's all got to be done in absolute silence. Now.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04In go the pellets.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08THEY SHOUT AND LAUGH
0:18:08 > 0:18:09Oh, dear, lots of noise.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Let's see that again.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19THEY SHOUT AND LAUGH
0:18:33 > 0:18:36There was far too much noise
0:18:36 > 0:18:40and you haven't gone anywhere, have you, dear? No.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44Well, girls, I think you've got a lot of work to do in between
0:18:44 > 0:18:48this class and Colonel Kittens' final exam.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50There was a lot of giggling going on
0:18:50 > 0:18:54and whispering and chatting. You have to pull it together.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Out you go, then, girls to Colonel Kittens' class.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03I can't believe it.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05First test, not a sound.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06Wonderful, not a peep.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Poor you!
0:19:08 > 0:19:10- I told you!- That was funny though!
0:19:10 > 0:19:15And then who set off my Gobstop 2000?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18It starts with M and ends in rain.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Maria.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22So, that was Miss Bunsen. How did it go?
0:19:22 > 0:19:27- It was bad.- She was boasting about how clean she was and I said,
0:19:27 > 0:19:31- "You're going to get really messy."- You did set yourself up
0:19:31 > 0:19:34for that. Did anyone watch the silence monitor? Did it go off?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Yes, it went off once or twice.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38You've now finished training.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41You're now prepared for the final exam.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- Do you think you've done enough? Do you think you can be silent?- Yes.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- Do you want to graduate or be expelled?- Graduate.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- You want the golden gobstopper? - ALL: Yeah.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Now is the chance to win it, the final exam
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- with Colonel Kittens. Good luck, girls. I hope you do it.- Bye.
0:20:00 > 0:20:05MISS GOBSTOP: 'Attention, attention. This is the School of Silence.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09'I'm sorry to report that Kevin from the post room has been sacked for
0:20:09 > 0:20:11'popping the bubble-wrap.'
0:20:11 > 0:20:16They've had their three classes and now it's time for their final exam.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Colonel Kittens will really put them to the test.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21To graduate and win the golden gobstopper,
0:20:21 > 0:20:23they must keep that shut.
0:20:23 > 0:20:29If they set off the Gobstop 2000 three times, they'll be expelled!
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Their silence training has all been building up to this,
0:20:32 > 0:20:34the final exam with Colonel Kittens.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Right, I'm Colonel Kittens.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42It's my job to make you crack.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Yes, sir!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Yes, Colonel!
0:20:45 > 0:20:46- ALL:- Yes, Colonel!
0:20:46 > 0:20:50From what I've heard, that's not going to be too difficult.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52You've been giggling all day.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55These are my implements
0:20:55 > 0:20:58and the implements of your downfall.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Are you ready to suffer in silence?
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- ALL:- Yes, Colonel!
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Your time...
0:21:07 > 0:21:11..starts...now.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14The Colonel reaches for his classic. It's his favourite.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16The feather duster.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Hold it in Kiyana.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25The team are staying strong. I think he may have found a weakness.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29He's suspicious.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Extra tickling there.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Here comes the silly string.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41Was that loud enough to set off the Gobstop 2000?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43That's the splat
0:21:43 > 0:21:47and some cold grunge.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49A serving for everybody.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56And an extra helping for Kiyana.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00And then the rest of it. The colonel knows where the weak spot is.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03He's now turning his hand to a bit of DIY.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07We all know it stands for "did it yesterday".
0:22:11 > 0:22:14It's the splatter chicken. It always works.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15SHE SNIGGERS
0:22:15 > 0:22:20Yep, look at that, sniggering. Has that set off the Gobstop 2000?
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Did that sound just register?
0:22:23 > 0:22:26The shaving foam hat might have done. Unlucky, Hannah.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30Here comes the snowstorm, the colonel holding nothing back today.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33It's a blizzard for Hannah straight in the face.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Some orange goop.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38And some feathers to finish.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40BELL RINGS
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Time up!
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Not half bad.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49How do you think you did, dear?
0:22:49 > 0:22:52What does that mean?
0:22:52 > 0:22:54- Good, Colonel.- You can talk now.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56You may not be able to see, but you can speak.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58How do you think you did?
0:22:58 > 0:23:01- Good, Colonel. - You may have done very well.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05I don't know. That's for Miss Gobstop to know and for you to find out.
0:23:05 > 0:23:10I personally don't care as long as I never see you in my team again.
0:23:10 > 0:23:15- Is that clear?- Yes, Colonel! - Indeed, what are you waiting for?
0:23:15 > 0:23:19You're dismissed!
0:23:19 > 0:23:21You made a bit of a mess, girls.
0:23:21 > 0:23:22Yes.
0:23:24 > 0:23:29- Was it worth it?- No!- I didn't laugh one bit, so I was fine.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32As you know, the Gobstop 2000 is a sensitive piece of equipment.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36If it went off three times or more, you'll be expelled. Think it did?
0:23:36 > 0:23:39- No.- Not sure.- Maybe like once.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Are you ready to find out if you've won the Golden gobstopper
0:23:43 > 0:23:46- and if you're going to graduate or be expelled?- Yes!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Miss Gobstop is waiting.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Sssh.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53THEY KNOCK
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Come in!
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Quickly.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Oh, dear, oh, dear.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08You were sent here today because you're all far too noisy.
0:24:08 > 0:24:15I've put you through rigorous training, silent training.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19Let's take a look at your report.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23Maria, the hairy, scary werewolf.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25SHE GIGGLES
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Ssh.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Yes.
0:24:30 > 0:24:36What a mess. The giggling is too much, girl. Too much.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39You're the ringleader of this little circus, aren't you?
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Is that a smile?
0:24:41 > 0:24:45Very nice. Kiyana.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47You're no better.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50What do you think this training is all about?
0:24:50 > 0:24:53- Being silent.- Yes.
0:24:53 > 0:24:58Swimming in fizzy pop, were you?
0:24:58 > 0:24:59THEY SHOUT AND LAUGH
0:24:59 > 0:25:05Shame you can't hold your breath when you're not scuba-diving.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Isn't it? Hannah.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10A model student.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Well done, Hannah.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Zainab.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23What a racket from you.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24SHE SQUEALS
0:25:24 > 0:25:29SHE LAUGHS
0:25:33 > 0:25:36So, did you fail?
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Or did you graduate?
0:25:37 > 0:25:39ALL: Graduate.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Graduated?
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Very confident, aren't we, for four naughty, little, noisy girls.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49I can now reveal...
0:25:52 > 0:25:55You graduated.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Hooray!
0:25:57 > 0:25:58THEY CHEER
0:26:01 > 0:26:04You didn't set off my Gobstop 2000 once.
0:26:04 > 0:26:09A case as noisy as yours was when you first arrived here
0:26:09 > 0:26:11was hopeless.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Thanks to me
0:26:13 > 0:26:16and my teaching faculty...
0:26:17 > 0:26:20..I've transformed you all
0:26:20 > 0:26:23into silent students.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Joy.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28I can now present you
0:26:28 > 0:26:30with the golden gobstopper.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35- Who would like to take it?- Me.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37- Me.- Me.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41Hannah. My favourite student.
0:26:41 > 0:26:46Take it. You got something to say?
0:26:46 > 0:26:49- Thank you.- Now get out!
0:26:49 > 0:26:51THEY LAUGH
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Can't you hear me? I said get out.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Out! Move!
0:27:01 > 0:27:03I said get out, Maria.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Everybody out. I need my gloves.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10Out of my class. Kiyana, get out.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11Barney, you too.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Make sure they leave the premises.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15Out!
0:27:16 > 0:27:20Insolent children. Ugh!
0:27:20 > 0:27:21THEY SHOUT
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Have we got any Wet Wipes or anything?
0:27:24 > 0:27:25THEY CHEER
0:27:25 > 0:27:26Children!
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