0:00:04 > 0:00:05Sssh!
0:00:09 > 0:00:10Sssh!
0:00:21 > 0:00:22Aargghh!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25CHEERING
0:00:29 > 0:00:30Sssh!
0:00:30 > 0:00:31BELL RINGS
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Welcome to the School of Silence.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36This is where the country's noisiest children
0:00:36 > 0:00:37are sent for silent training.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39We're gonna be following four new arrivals.
0:00:39 > 0:00:44Have they got what it takes to stay completely silent? Follow me.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47This rowdy lot are from North London.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51Their noise levels are assessed by the headmistress and tutor.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- You, first child. What's your name? - Elissa! Hellooo!
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Elissa has no verbal self control and, apparently,
0:01:00 > 0:01:02her sister is sick of her being so noisy.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- You, what's your name?- Gabby!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Gabby is a real giggler and would love
0:01:08 > 0:01:11to scream her head off in a library.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- Third child, what's your name? - Cagdas!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Cagdas is a noisy joker
0:01:15 > 0:01:18and is constantly being told off for being loud and cheeky.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Last child, what's your name?- Mahan!
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Mahan loves to play his saxophone really loudly
0:01:26 > 0:01:28and he will laugh at practically anything.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32This lot have certainly been sent to the right place.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34They're gonna need a lot of work.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37That's enough! Out!
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Sssh!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Here's how the day works. The new pupils
0:01:46 > 0:01:50have three challenging classes to learn how to be silent,
0:01:50 > 0:01:52followed by the crucial final exam,
0:01:52 > 0:01:57which will determine whether they graduate or will be expelled.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58If they are too noisy...
0:02:01 > 0:02:07I will know about it, thanks to this device - The Gobstop 2000,
0:02:07 > 0:02:10the latest in noise monitoring technology.
0:02:10 > 0:02:15If they pass, they will graduate and receive the ultimate reward -
0:02:15 > 0:02:18the Golden Gobstopper.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21If they fail to keep THAT shut,
0:02:21 > 0:02:24then I will have no choice but to expel them.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Now, before we begin,
0:02:26 > 0:02:29I must ensure that the school has been hushed down.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32KLAXON
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Seven seconds to hush down.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Seven...
0:02:36 > 0:02:37six...
0:02:37 > 0:02:39'five'...
0:02:39 > 0:02:40four...
0:02:40 > 0:02:41three...
0:02:41 > 0:02:42two...
0:02:42 > 0:02:44'one.'
0:02:44 > 0:02:45Sshh!
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Ahh. Hic!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52It's time for their silent training to start.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55It's their first class of the day, with Mr Gross.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Who's humming? Was it you?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00You'll come to grief.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01KNOCKING
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Oh, it's you lot. Come in, sit down.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Quietly, please!
0:03:07 > 0:03:11What are those shoes? Trainers? Who said anything about trainers? Right.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Who said anything about 1978 sandals?
0:03:13 > 0:03:14LAUGHTER
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Insolence! You'll come to grief. You'll be for the high jump.
0:03:18 > 0:03:23Right, I am Mr Gross, your teacher for General Studies,
0:03:23 > 0:03:25the first lesson of your silent training.
0:03:25 > 0:03:30Remember, Miss Gobstop is listening through those microphones.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- You see this, girl? Put the desk down.- Hello!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35'Yes, she's listening.'
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Every time you're too noisy, she'll hear.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Right, time for silent training to begin.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Say what?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- What.- No! It's not an instruction.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49During this task the chosen team mate
0:03:49 > 0:03:52will have to hold up a series of speech bubbles.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55You will have 30 seconds to reveal the speech bubbles
0:03:55 > 0:03:57to the chosen team mate,
0:03:57 > 0:04:01during which you must remain absolutely silent.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Gabby, you will pick a gobstopper
0:04:03 > 0:04:06to find out who you're doing the challenge to.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Let's see.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Green! Wonderful!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Mahan.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Mahan, come round here.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24You must try not to snigger, or giggle or laugh at any of these.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Miss Gobstop is listening
0:04:26 > 0:04:29and it's all part of your silence training.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Your 30 seconds starts now.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36So, will they stay silent?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Oh, a little noise there.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46A definite giggle from Mahan.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Oh, more giggling.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Keep it in, you're doing well.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58Just a few more seconds.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Oh, another giggle.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Hold it.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03BELL RINGS
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Enough, time up!
0:05:06 > 0:05:07That was terrible.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Look at you, sniggering, insolent behaviour the whole way through.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Sit down, please. Quickly, quickly.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Mahan, sit down. Not in that chair, in your proper chair.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- Oh, good grief.- Sshh!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Let's see if they do any better with this one.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26Sand Back.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28You, Elissa, will have 30 seconds
0:05:28 > 0:05:32to pour wet, soggy sand down the back of the chosen team mate.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35And this must be done in absolute silence.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Right, let's find out who you're doing it to.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Pick out a gobstopper. No peeking.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Oh, Cagdas. What a shame(!)
0:05:52 > 0:05:54You have 30 seconds to put that lovely sand
0:05:54 > 0:05:57down naughty Cagdas's back.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59- Are you ready?- Yes.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01No!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Your 30 seconds starts now.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Oh, some noise there.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12And talking.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17'Argh.'
0:06:17 > 0:06:19More noise, this is not good.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30That's better. Hold it.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Nearly there.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35BELL RINGS
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Time! Enough! Stop! I said enough.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Sit down, Elissa, quickly.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Cagdas, look at the mess you've made.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Sit down, child. Are you sure that's sand?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46It looks disgusting. Right.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48That was absolutely dreadful.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51This will bode extremely badly for your report.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Oh, dear. What's next?
0:06:53 > 0:06:58It's called Flying Toilet Paper.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Mahan, you will have 30 seconds to throw the wet toilet paper
0:07:04 > 0:07:06at the chosen team mate,
0:07:06 > 0:07:09who will be wearing a target which you must try and hit.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11But who will you be doing it to?
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Pick a gobstopper.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Which colour will it be?
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Red. Elissa. Good!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25I think you deserve some of this, don't you?
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Sshh!
0:07:26 > 0:07:30The lovely toilet paper. Yeuch!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33It's not been-used toilet water,
0:07:33 > 0:07:35there's no wee in it. I tasted it myself.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37LAUGHTER
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Here's the bowl. When I give you the signal you will have
0:07:40 > 0:07:4630 seconds to empty that bowl on that target as quickly as you can.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48And it must be done in absolute silence.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52You have to be silent, you have to be silent,
0:07:52 > 0:07:54you silent, you silent and so do all of you.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Your 30 seconds starts...
0:07:58 > 0:08:00..now!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- Oh!- That is loud.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Oh!
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Oh.- More noise.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10- 'Ow.'- Oh, no.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Giggling from Mahan!
0:08:21 > 0:08:22More giggling.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28A few more seconds.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Stop, time is up.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Enough, Mahan. Oh, good grief.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Look at the mess you've made of my classroom.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Yay!- Disgraceful. Sit down immediately.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Elissa, sit down. You silly girl.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- I need a lie down.- Old age.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48LAUGHTER
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Shush. You'll come to grief.
0:08:50 > 0:08:56If you want to win the Golden Gobstopper in your final exam,
0:08:56 > 0:09:01it doesn't bode very well. Not very well at all.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Plus, you've made a dreadful mess of my classroom.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Look at this! You don't seem to have grasped the rules.
0:09:08 > 0:09:14This is the School of Silence, which means you'll be silent.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Not noisy, giggling, laughing and being insolent.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18BELL RINGS
0:09:18 > 0:09:21You're dismissed. Get out of my class.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Quickly, quickly.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Noisy, giggly, rude.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Did I mention noisy?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30And that Gabby. Such a giggler!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32I'll be keeping my ear on her.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Right, what happened? The first one was Say What.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38How did that go?
0:09:38 > 0:09:43- Not good.- Cagdas kept laughing and he wasn't even doing the challenge!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45OK, the second test was...
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- Sand Back. - And how did that feel, Cagdas?
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Great to me!
0:09:48 > 0:09:52If I get to pick you in that next round, we'll see about that.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Team work, you've got to stay silent, though.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57How about Flying Toilet Paper? Were you quiet?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Elissa kept going "Eek! Eek! Eek!", at the beginning,
0:09:59 > 0:10:01but then they got quieter.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04That's why it's so hard to stay silent. How are you feeling?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Bearing in mind these are all part of your training.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Do you think they're working?
0:10:09 > 0:10:11ALL: No.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Up next is going to be in the canteen.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Are you ready?- Yeah.- Good luck.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20'Attention, attention.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22'This is the School of Silence.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24'Pupils attending recorder practice are reminded
0:10:24 > 0:10:28'not to bring their recorders, they make far too much noise.'
0:10:29 > 0:10:33With one class down, it's time for some more silent training.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Coo-ee!
0:10:37 > 0:10:40It's lunch time!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Welcome to my kitchen. My name is Mrs Nora Nuggett
0:10:43 > 0:10:46and this is my lovely assistant, Britney Biscuit.
0:10:46 > 0:10:51Well, you have been sent to me today as part of your silent training.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54But I've heard reports that you were very noisy in his class.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Just remember that
0:10:55 > 0:11:00Miss Gobstop is listening to every single word you say.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Let's see what's first up on the menu.
0:11:03 > 0:11:09Cake Face. Now, you will have 30 seconds in which to
0:11:09 > 0:11:12throw quite a lot of cream cakes into the face of your chosen team mate.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16Gabriella, dear, if you would like to choose a gobstopper
0:11:16 > 0:11:18from our jar there, we'll find out.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Ooh, Elissa.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Gabriella, if you wouldn't mind. Just come round into the kitchen.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Gabriella the giggler.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Well, I want you to try and remain
0:11:30 > 0:11:33as silent as you can when you throw these cakes at Elissa.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36All right? Do you think you could do that for me, yes?
0:11:36 > 0:11:41You have got to get every single one of these cakes in her face.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44You have 30 seconds of silence
0:11:44 > 0:11:46beginning now.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- He-he-he!- Oh, a giggle.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55More laughing!
0:12:00 > 0:12:03More noise. Oh, dear.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Ten seconds on the clock.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11These are nice.
0:12:11 > 0:12:16Talking now. Oh, no.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17BELL RINGS
0:12:17 > 0:12:19That's time.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23You got through quite a lot of cakes, didn't you? But you were giggling.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Sorry.- Will they stomach this one?
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Crispy Crickets.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34You are going to love this one.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Right, your chosen team mate
0:12:36 > 0:12:39will have to eat all the crickets they can in 30 seconds.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41I hope you're hungry. Do you like crickets?
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- No.- I have them for breakfast every morning.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Right, then. Let's find out who's going to be taking this.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Could I ask you to do the gobstoppers there, please, Britney?
0:12:52 > 0:12:57Here we go. Pick one out of there and we'll find out who it's going to be.
0:12:59 > 0:13:05Oh, Mahan! Well, wonderful!
0:13:05 > 0:13:08You've been looking forward to that, haven't you?
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Absolutely.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14There we go. Just pop them down in front of Mahan, there.
0:13:14 > 0:13:22Right, there we go. OK, 30 seconds of absolute silence, all of you.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25And you must eat as many of those as you can, all right?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27I want to see that jar empty.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31You have 30 seconds, starting from now.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36That's not a good start, loads of giggling.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- I can't get them out. - And talking, too.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48More noise, there.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52He's gotta eat one!
0:13:54 > 0:13:57More talking from Gabby, there.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Just a few seconds left, come on.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03BELL RINGS
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- I can't.- Well, I don't blame him.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Who'd eat an insect, anyway?
0:14:08 > 0:14:12- Ahh, she didn't?- Aww!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14- Sshh!- OK, what's next?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Chocolate Salon.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20OK, you will have 30 seconds
0:14:20 > 0:14:25in which to style your chosen team mate's hair with chocolate sauce
0:14:25 > 0:14:26and a selection of accessories
0:14:26 > 0:14:29that Britney's lent us from her collection.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32All right, let's find out who's going to be playing.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36Can you bring the coloured gobstoppers in, please?
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Who's it going to be? Who is it, Britney, who is it?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Oh, yes! Lovely, Mahan.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46Could we have the shampoo and the accessories? Here we go.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Cagdas, if you could stand behind Mahan.
0:14:49 > 0:14:54- You're kidding? - That would look nice on you!
0:14:54 > 0:14:59Jump out of your stool and stand behind him, if you wouldn't mind.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01You have 30 seconds of silence
0:15:01 > 0:15:04starting from now.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- Ah, ahh! - Oh, a lot of noise, there.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Aw!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17More noise.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22On go the curlers.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Ohh!
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Groaning from Mahan.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Oh, dear.
0:15:34 > 0:15:39That's time. Well, you did pretty well, but we'll have to see how you
0:15:39 > 0:15:42do in your final exam this afternoon with Colonel Kittens.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45If you don't improve in your silent training,
0:15:45 > 0:15:49you shan't pass your final exam and you won't win the Golden Gobstopper.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50BELL RINGS
0:15:50 > 0:15:53OK. Off you go then, lovely to meet you all.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58Lunch is over and look who's joining Gabby in the giggle brigade - Mahan.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02And he didn't even eat his crickets. Huh!
0:16:04 > 0:16:06OK. Let's talk about the first one, Cake Face.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09You've got cake on you, what happened?
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Gabby threw cakes at me.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- I thought you were my friend.- I am!
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Chocolate salon. Talk me through your style.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19What sort of look?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- It's an improvement. - You think it's an improvement?
0:16:22 > 0:16:23You've got your last lesson.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26So, what's to say that you're completely silent?
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- We won't be.- How do you know?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- Have you met Miss Bunsen? - Cos we have him.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Oh, I see. He's the trouble maker, is he?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35He's making all the noise?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Let's see what happens. Good luck, guys.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43'Attention, attention. This is the School of Silence.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47'Pupils are reminded to tuck their shirts in. And do it quietly!'
0:16:48 > 0:16:52They have just one class to go before their final exam.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Oh, come in, come in.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Oh, they've arrived. Come in.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Sit down. That's right Mahan, that's it.
0:17:00 > 0:17:06I am Miss Bunsen and I am your science teacher.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09This is your last class before your final exam.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12So it's very, very important that you follow the rules.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16Remember, science in silence.
0:17:16 > 0:17:21Got it? Got it? Good. Now then, you will be my little guinea pigs.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Will they keep quiet in this one?
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Non-Drop Gloves.
0:17:28 > 0:17:33I have invented a very special pair of gloves, which should
0:17:33 > 0:17:36make sure you catch anything, anything at all.
0:17:36 > 0:17:43Now, let's see which one of you will be testing it.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44There you go, Elly.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48Pick to see who will be testing it for me.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55It's you! Unlucky.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Right.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03You have got to throw those at Elly, OK?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05And you're going to catch them.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Don't worry, because, of course, they're non-drop gloves.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12Now then, are you ready?
0:18:12 > 0:18:15- Not really.- Sshh! Well done.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Let's see if it works.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20You have 30 seconds in absolute silence,
0:18:20 > 0:18:23my little guinea pigs, starting from...
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Now!
0:18:28 > 0:18:29- Ow.- A bit of noise there.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Oh, you've got to keep those giggles in.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Some talking and laughing.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52- He-he-he! - More chuckles from Mahan!
0:18:52 > 0:18:54BELL RINGS
0:18:54 > 0:19:00Time's up. There was far too much giggling.
0:19:00 > 0:19:01Oh, dear.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05The gloves worked well though, didn't they? It's a shame about you.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Now, come on, take those off.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09One more and then the final exam.
0:19:09 > 0:19:14Fizzy Silent Disco.
0:19:14 > 0:19:19Now, one of you will be dancing like a hip-hop dude.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23But you'll be also holding some bottles of fizzy pop.
0:19:23 > 0:19:29Now, the idea is to transfer all that dance energy into fizz power.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Now, let's see.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Cagdas, you pick.
0:19:34 > 0:19:40Oh, which one of you is going to be the dancer?
0:19:40 > 0:19:45Oh, unlucky twice.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Oh, Elly, it's you.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49Put these on you.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Bottles of fizzy pop.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Of course, you'll need your medallion.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Let's have a look at you.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Oh, 50 Pence.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Great. Great.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06You have 30 seconds and your time starts...
0:20:10 > 0:20:11Now!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Now, remember, we can't hear any music,
0:20:15 > 0:20:18but Elissa's having it blasted through the earphones.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22Keep those giggles in.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Ah, this is much better!
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Now, that is some good silent dancing.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Nearly there.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42BELL RINGS
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Time is up!
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Quickly! Open them up.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48See how they've got... Oh!
0:20:48 > 0:20:52Oh, look at...
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Oh, look at that fizz energy!
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Let's talk about your performance.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Elly, star pupil of the day.
0:21:00 > 0:21:05Everything in absolute silence, fantastic.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09OK, I think you are ready for your final exam.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13Class dismissed. May the force be with you!
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Mahan and Gabby, nil improvement...
0:21:17 > 0:21:21quelle surprise. Elissa and Cagdas, very good.
0:21:21 > 0:21:26I liked the silent disco, it's my kind of music.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30How do you think your silent training is going?
0:21:30 > 0:21:32I think we've got better, a lot.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35It's your final exam, can you be silent?
0:21:35 > 0:21:39- For me, no, but for the rest, yes. - Well, we'll see.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45They've had their three classes and now it's time for their final exam.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Colonel Kittens will really put them to the test.
0:21:47 > 0:21:52To graduate and win the Golden Gobstopper they must keep that shut.
0:21:52 > 0:21:57If they set off the Gobstop 2000 three times they will be expelled!
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Their silent training has all been building up to this,
0:22:00 > 0:22:03their final exam with Colonel Kittens.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Right! My name
0:22:06 > 0:22:12is Colonel Kittens and it is my job to make you crack.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15SNIGGERING
0:22:15 > 0:22:16Sniggering, are we?
0:22:16 > 0:22:22Highly amusing, I'm sure you'll find it. You won't for very long.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25This is your final exam.
0:22:25 > 0:22:31Now, are you ready to suffer in silence?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- Yeah.- Kind of.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Me-me-me! Silence!
0:22:37 > 0:22:40I will throw everything at you.
0:22:40 > 0:22:45But remember, make three noises that set off the Gobstop 2000
0:22:45 > 0:22:49and it will go on your final report and you will fail.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Oh-oh.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55Keep silent and you will pass. Whoopee for do.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Your time...
0:22:58 > 0:23:01..starts...now!
0:23:01 > 0:23:04What will it be? Ah, it's the feather duster!
0:23:06 > 0:23:07A squeal there already.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Gabby keeping the giggles in.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18What a great start. Oh, thumbs up!
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Oh, it's the cold, lumpy custard.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Oh, a big noise from Mahan.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Oh, no, he's going for Mahan, he knows he's the weak one.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Come on, hold it, hold it.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43The gunge boot!
0:23:46 > 0:23:49That hit somewhere bad.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51You can't talk!
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Oh, no, the slimy socks.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01Colonel Kittens really not holding back today.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04You can tell he's a professional.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08More giggling.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- Shut up.- Elissa's trying to keep control of them,
0:24:14 > 0:24:16but Kittens is going for it here.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21He's gone for the fun feathers now.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Come on, guys, hold it.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Five seconds left. Who's gonna get it?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31- Argh!- I knew it. That's got to be a strike.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32Time is up!
0:24:34 > 0:24:38And look at the terrible mess you've made of my gym!
0:24:38 > 0:24:42I think you made an awful lot of noise during that, don't you?
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- You're just jealous. - Jealous?! How can I be jealous?
0:24:45 > 0:24:49Look at the state of you, you're like a gooey peacock!
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Disgraceful. Are you wondering how you did?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Well, what are you waiting for?
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Go and find out!
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- That was the final exam, how do you think you did?- Rubbish.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05No, I think we did OK.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Let's talk about Miss Gobstop,
0:25:07 > 0:25:10because she is either going to graduate you or expel you.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13- What do you think will happen? - We'll get kicked out.- Kicked out?
0:25:13 > 0:25:15I think we might graduate, I'm not sure.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17What's gonna happen?
0:25:17 > 0:25:20- Expelled.- Expelled. - Graduation.- Graduation.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23- Expelled.- I don't know.- Well, come on, let's go and see Miss.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26I'll lead the way because I'm the best dancer.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Come on!
0:25:31 > 0:25:35Now it's time to find out how they did in their final exam.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36KNOCKING
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Come in. Quickly.
0:25:42 > 0:25:47Now, you were all sent here because you were all far too noisy.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49We've put you through rigorous training
0:25:49 > 0:25:52and let's see what the reports say.
0:25:52 > 0:25:58With Mr Gross, Cagdas, you were outrageous.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Not only noisy...
0:26:00 > 0:26:04Ooh! Argh!
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Rude, but cheeky.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11With Nora Nuggett,
0:26:11 > 0:26:13you got a lot better.
0:26:13 > 0:26:18Gabby, your incessant giggling
0:26:18 > 0:26:21brought me out in a rash.
0:26:24 > 0:26:29In the science lab we had some promising development.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37And then your final exam.
0:26:37 > 0:26:42Will you graduate or will you be expelled?
0:26:44 > 0:26:47I can now reveal...
0:26:48 > 0:26:50That you will be expelled.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:26:53 > 0:26:55One of you
0:26:55 > 0:27:00set off the Gobstop 2000 three times - not once, not twice, three times.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05Mahan, it was you.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Let's see the three strikes.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- Ah-hah!- That's one.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12- Ah-hah!- There's two...
0:27:12 > 0:27:17- Argh!- And three.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19It nearly exploded.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22THEY GIGGLE
0:27:22 > 0:27:23Not funny.
0:27:23 > 0:27:27No golden gobstopper for you, just these.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Take it.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33RASPBERRY!
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Take it.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Take it.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45You're terribly noisy, giggly and cheeky. Get out.
0:27:45 > 0:27:49Out! Out!
0:27:52 > 0:27:54You too, Barney. Out.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05Eek!
0:28:05 > 0:28:06Argh!
0:28:06 > 0:28:07Ah!
0:28:07 > 0:28:09Argh!