0:00:02 > 0:00:04SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Shush!
0:00:10 > 0:00:11Shush!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Argh!
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Shush!
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Welcome to the School of Silence.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Pupils here go through intense training to learn to be silent.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41Today, four pupils face the ultimate silence test,
0:00:41 > 0:00:45but will they keep the noise down under pressure?
0:00:47 > 0:00:50This noisy lot are from Birmingham and are having their
0:00:50 > 0:00:55noise levels are assessed by the headmistress and the form tutor.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57They're hideous, Mr Gross.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01Well, my prescription does warrant rather thick lenses,
0:01:01 > 0:01:04but hideous is perhaps a little unfair.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Not the glasses, the children!
0:01:06 > 0:01:11Oh, right, silly me! Yes, they are hideous!
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Come to the front!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18- You, name?- Sebastian!
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Sebastian says he's the class clown and loves
0:01:22 > 0:01:25to make his friends laugh as loudly as they can.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Right, you. Yes, you. Name?- Gregory!
0:01:28 > 0:01:34Gregory loves to talk about computer games, really, really loudly.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- You, name?- Michael!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Michael is Gregory's brother and is always getting
0:01:40 > 0:01:44himself in trouble for noisily laughing at his friends' jokes.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47You! Yes, you on the end.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- What's your name?- Fatima!
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Fatima likes to shout and scream whilst playing football.
0:01:54 > 0:02:00Get them out. Out! Get out! Get them out, quickly!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03This lot could definitely do with some silent training.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Sounds like they need it.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Here's how the day works.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16The new pupils have three challenging classes to learn how to be silent,
0:02:16 > 0:02:18followed by the crucial final exam
0:02:18 > 0:02:23which will determine whether they graduate or will be expelled.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26If they're too noisy...
0:02:29 > 0:02:30BANG!
0:02:30 > 0:02:36..I will know about it, thanks to this device, the Gobstop 2000,
0:02:36 > 0:02:39The latest in noise monitoring technology.
0:02:39 > 0:02:45If they pass, they will graduate and receive the ultimate reward,
0:02:45 > 0:02:47the Golden Gobstopper.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51If they fail to keep that shut,
0:02:51 > 0:02:54then I will have no choice but to expel them.
0:02:54 > 0:03:00Now before we begin, I must ensure school has been hushed down.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01KLAXON BLARES
0:03:01 > 0:03:08Seven seconds to hush-down. 7... 6... 5...
0:03:08 > 0:03:144... 3... 2... 1...
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Shush!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Time for silent training to begin.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29First class, Mr Gross.
0:03:31 > 0:03:36Good grief, I'm late, I'm late. What's going on in here?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38What are you lot doing in here?
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Right, oh dear, I'm all a fluster.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46What is it normally this time of day? General studies.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49It's the first lesson of your silent training,
0:03:49 > 0:03:52During which you must keep...?
0:03:52 > 0:03:53BOTH: Quiet.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Silent. Not quiet, but less than quiet.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Less than quiet to...to...to...that.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Miss Gobstop will be listening on her Gobstop 2000.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Any time you make any noise, Miss Gobstop will hear on
0:04:08 > 0:04:11the microphones. There is an exam at the end of
0:04:11 > 0:04:15the day and if you want to pass it, you need to learn how to be quiet.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19If you're not silent, you won't win the Golden Gobstopper
0:04:19 > 0:04:21and you will be expelled.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Time for silent training to start.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Say what. One of you, the chosen pupil,
0:04:28 > 0:04:33will have to reveal a series of speech bubbles to your team-mates.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37These may contain humorous remarks.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40You must read them and keep silent.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Even if you find them funny.
0:04:42 > 0:04:47Let's see who will be doing the task.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50In here are the gobstoppers. Each one is a different colour,
0:04:50 > 0:04:51the same colour as your ties.
0:04:51 > 0:04:57You'll pick out a gobstopper to decide who is doing the task.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Gregory. No peeking.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Red. Sebastian. Right.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Are you ready, Gregory?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Yes.- Good.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Your time starts now.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19OK, first speech bubble.
0:05:24 > 0:05:29One down and a definite laugh.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34That's a very big laugh from Sebastian.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Not sure if that's true, but Sebastian is composing himself.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Well done.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Nearly time.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Time up. Right, well, I'm glad you found it so amusing that he'd
0:05:49 > 0:05:52pooped himself, lives in a dog kennel and likes kissing tables.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Kissing tables? How unusual.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- Well, there was too much giggling there.- Oh dear.
0:05:59 > 0:06:04- What's next, Mr Gross?- Flower Head.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09Good grief, what's going on? It's an assault!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11This is called Flower...
0:06:11 > 0:06:16- Meadows.- Head. No, not meadows, that's where they normally are.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Today, they're going to be on one of your heads.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21You'll have 30 seconds to place a flowerpot
0:06:21 > 0:06:23on the chosen team-mate's head,
0:06:23 > 0:06:25fill it up with mud, plant the flowers and sprinkle
0:06:25 > 0:06:27them with some lovely water.
0:06:27 > 0:06:32You must remain silent all the way through.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Let's find out who's going to do it.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Dive in there. No looking.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Oh Fatima, it's you. What a shame, dear.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44I think you'll look nice with a flower on your head, don't you?
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Remember, the idea of this is that there's no noise.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50You must do this silently.
0:06:50 > 0:06:55And that goes for you, Gregory, as you've been giggling the most.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Your time starts... Now.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Can they stay silent?
0:07:02 > 0:07:08There goes the soil. That was a definite giggle from Gregory there.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Fatima doing really well.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17Gregory finding it really difficult keeping those giggles in.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19OK, here go the flowers.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24The watering can, that's gotta be cold.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26But still more noise from Fatima.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- Well done.- That's it, stop!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Well done, Fatima, it looks delightful.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34We're going to pull it off now.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37There we go.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Oh dear, we seem to have made more mess.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Sorry about that.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Time for a quick clean-up and then one more.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Maggot Hold.
0:07:50 > 0:07:55You have 30 seconds to hold the maggots in absolute silence.
0:07:55 > 0:08:00Right, let's find out who will be holding the maggots.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04OK, Sebastian, pick a gobstopper out for me.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Who's going to get the maggots? Do you know what, I hope it's...
0:08:08 > 0:08:11You! Oh well,
0:08:11 > 0:08:16there are some things that make me happy and that is exactly it.
0:08:16 > 0:08:21There we are, my favourite things, lovely stinky maggots.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25And they do smell. Make sure none of them escape.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Particularly not Belinda, she's my favourite.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- Are you ready, Michael, to pour them into Sebastian's hands?- Yes.
0:08:32 > 0:08:39Remember, silence. Your time starts... Now!
0:08:40 > 0:08:44Always a tough one, this. In go the maggots.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56A bit of banging from Michael there, but Sebastian's doing brilliantly.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01A bit of a giggle from Michael.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Ah, this is much better.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Well done, Sebastian.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Nearly time.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Time up! Put them in.
0:09:12 > 0:09:18Well, I must admit, apart from one particular pupil,
0:09:18 > 0:09:22you all did quite well.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Gregory, giggling away, but did you set off the Gobstop 2000?
0:09:25 > 0:09:29I'm not quite sure. Now, Sebastian, you better go and wash your hands
0:09:29 > 0:09:30after this class.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Yeah, yeah.
0:09:32 > 0:09:37They were probably dirty anyway. That's it. Class dismissed!
0:09:39 > 0:09:41So, how did they do overall in their first class?
0:09:41 > 0:09:45It's time to find out from Miss Gobstop.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Silent training.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Training in silence. What's so hard to understand about that?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Two simple words. Silent training.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Do you understand?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58I don't think they do.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Attention! Attention!
0:10:04 > 0:10:07This is the School of Silence.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09I'm happy to announce that this year's school show
0:10:09 > 0:10:11is Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Oh, that sounds much too noisy.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16What about Sh-Sh-Sh-Chicago?
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Time for a visit to the canteen for more silent training with our dinner
0:10:21 > 0:10:25lady, Nora Nugget, and her beautiful assistant, Britney.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29Cooee, dears. Well, it's lunchtime at the School of Silence
0:10:29 > 0:10:32and I'd like to welcome you to my kitchen.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35My name is Mrs Nugget, but you can call me Nora. Hello to you all,
0:10:35 > 0:10:42or, as my colleague Britney might say, "Yo, dudes, what time is it?"
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Right, you've been sent here
0:10:43 > 0:10:46as part of your silent training, isn't that right?
0:10:46 > 0:10:50We are gonna be feeding you some delicious dishes from our lovely
0:10:50 > 0:10:52menu this afternoon. All right?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55So, what's for starters?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Mushroom...
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Curd...
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Sandwich...
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Right, this is one of my own recipes.
0:11:05 > 0:11:11You will have 30 seconds to eat the mushroom curd sandwich. OK?
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Fatima, dear, would you mind choosing the gobstop for me?
0:11:19 > 0:11:23It's the white one. I do hope you've got an appetite.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25- Have you? Are you hungry?- No.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29You may be wondering what is in this sandwich.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33It's actually mushroom pate and lemon curd.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38There you go, a nice bit of lemon curd to make it sweet and then
0:11:38 > 0:11:41the mushrooms. There we go. Lovely.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43That looks disgusting.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Nice and thick, dear, nice and thick. Bit more.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Michael, not too happy about having to eat it.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50There we go. Right. Now.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56You have 30 seconds, my dear. Starting from...
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Now!
0:12:01 > 0:12:04OK, Michael takes a test bite.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Not too sure about that.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Everyone staying quiet though.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14He's got 15 seconds to go and, at this pace,
0:12:14 > 0:12:15he's probably not gonna finish them.
0:12:15 > 0:12:22Yes, we know, lemon curd and mushroom, not good.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25I don't think he's got mush-room for much more!
0:12:26 > 0:12:28That's time up!
0:12:30 > 0:12:32You didn't eat very much, did you?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34What did it taste like?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Sick.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38They're my favourite sandwiches!
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Can you believe what he just said?
0:12:41 > 0:12:44At least you managed to stay quiet.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Compliments to the chef may have been better, Michael.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48OK, what about dessert?
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Veggie Spread...
0:12:52 > 0:12:53Tache.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56All right.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Now, who wants a moustache?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00You've already got one.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Well, how rude!
0:13:04 > 0:13:09You will have 30 seconds to give your chosen team-mate a moustache
0:13:09 > 0:13:13or a beard, maybe some eyebrows, using our vegetable spread.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Who wants to pick?
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Oh, Fatima, dear. Do you want a moustache, dear?
0:13:24 > 0:13:26- No.- Not really?
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Unfortunately, the gobstoppers tell me that you are going to have one.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34Remember, this must be done in silence.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38This is all part of your silent training for your examination.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42You have 30 seconds, my dear, starting from now.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44OK, Veggie Spread Tache.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Or veggie spread goatee.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Fatima, staying remarkably quiet.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55There goes the tache.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Everybody completely silent.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Ah, yes, some sideburns as well. Why not?
0:14:07 > 0:14:11And still not a peep. The silent training is really working.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15That's time, Sebastian.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Well, didn't you do well?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20I think you did brilliantly. Especially you, Fatima.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23That was amazing. You didn't make a single sound, my dear.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26You have completed this part of your training and you've just
0:14:26 > 0:14:30got one more lesson this afternoon with Miss Bunsen in the science lab
0:14:30 > 0:14:35before your final examination with Colonel Kittens in the gymnasium.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Well done, all of you. That was absolutely marvellous.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Nora's finally happy, but what about Miss Gobstop?
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Was that an improvement?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Yes, it was a general improvement over lunch.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50I'm not allowed to pick favourites, but the quietest one in the group
0:14:50 > 0:14:54did seem to be the only girl. Fatima.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Respect. I like it.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Attention! Attention!
0:15:03 > 0:15:06This is the School of Silence.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10Would all children avoid splashing loudly during swimming lessons.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12In fact, just float.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16With just one class left before their final exam,
0:15:16 > 0:15:19it's time for some silent science.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23My Name Is Miss Bunsen. Shush!
0:15:23 > 0:15:25I am your science teacher.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28This, of course, is science class.
0:15:28 > 0:15:33I must impress upon you the importance of silence in science.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Very important. Very important.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39Of course, this is your last class before your final exam.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41I'm expecting big things from you all.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Silent experiment number one.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45Trapped gas.
0:15:47 > 0:15:53One of you will come up here and put a balloon up their t-shirt.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57The other person will have to pump and pump and pump until the balloon
0:15:57 > 0:15:59releases the gases.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03Remember, it has to be done in absolute silence. OK?
0:16:03 > 0:16:09Shush! Yes, all experiments must be done quietly.
0:16:09 > 0:16:14Michael, let's pick you to pick this, shall we? There we go.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16That's it. Who's it gonna be?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Is it gonna be you, Fatima?
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Oh, look, it's Sebastian!
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Unlucky!
0:16:25 > 0:16:29OK, then. Boys, are you ready for the first experiment?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- Yeah.- Yes. Michael?
0:16:31 > 0:16:33You're pumping the gas. All right?
0:16:33 > 0:16:37Your silent time starts now.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Oh, a little squeal there from Sebastian.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Starting to get much bigger.
0:16:48 > 0:16:54Miss Gobstop, as always, watching to see any noise.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Some nervous giggling.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Uh-oh! - BANG!
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Cool!
0:17:02 > 0:17:05MISS BUNSEN: Oh, my goodness!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Shush! Quiet.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09What a noise that made.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Let's have a look.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Well, you certainly released your gases, didn't you?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Off you go back to your seats.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21- Goodness.- One more experiment, then the final exam.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Silent disco.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26D-I-S-C-O!
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Silent disco. I love a boogie, me.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32I do. Don't you? I can tell you do, Fatima.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34It's written all over your face.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Now then, the silent disco.
0:17:36 > 0:17:42What I want to do is see how much energy rock and roll produces.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46You'll be moving and dancing and everything and then what I want to
0:17:46 > 0:17:51do is see how much of that energy is transferred into fizzy pop
0:17:51 > 0:17:53which you'll be holding in your hand.
0:17:53 > 0:17:58Right then, let's see who will be doing the disco-dancing.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00You pick this one.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05I wonder who it'll be.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Oh, unlucky, Sebastian.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10It's you again!
0:18:10 > 0:18:13I hope you've got your groove on, Sebastian.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Let's get that on.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20You look like Beyonce. Put these glasses on.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- There's too much hair. - You're not used to it, are you?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Fizzy, fizzy pop. Here we go.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30OK, your time starts now!
0:18:30 > 0:18:34Remember, we can't hear anything, but Sebastian has got music blasting
0:18:34 > 0:18:37through those earphones.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Michael, keep it in.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46Sebastian's really going for it, but managing to stay quiet.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52What a performance! As you can see, the rest
0:18:52 > 0:18:54of the team are mesmerised by it.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58This is really good.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Time up, time's up!
0:19:02 > 0:19:06Let's have a look, see how they're getting... Oh! What a mess!
0:19:06 > 0:19:08You hold that.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Look at all that fizz power. Look at that!
0:19:16 > 0:19:19That is energy transference.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Rock on!
0:19:22 > 0:19:24That was the end of the two tests.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27You have been
0:19:27 > 0:19:30quite quiet. Very well, very well done.
0:19:30 > 0:19:35But you've got the final exam with Colonel Kittens.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38I hope you do as well there as you've done here today.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Bye-bye.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45That's it for their silent training.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Miss Gobstop's got to be happy with that.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Did I say how much I like this lot?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Did I? Oh.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Well, let's see how they do in the final exam.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Attention! Attention!
0:20:01 > 0:20:06This is the School of Silence. Band practice takes place at 3.30pm today.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09As usual, all instruments are banned.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16They've had their three classes and now it's time for their final exam.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Colonel Kittens will really put them to the test.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23To graduate and win the Golden Gobstopper, they must keep that shut.
0:20:23 > 0:20:28If they set off the Gobstop 2000 three times, they will be expelled!
0:20:28 > 0:20:33This is the moment their silent training has been building up to.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36It's the big one, their final exam.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38With Colonel Kittens.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Right, you 'orrible little monsters!
0:20:41 > 0:20:47I am Colonel Kittens and it's my job to make you crack.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51From what I've heard so far, you've been quite naughty,
0:20:51 > 0:20:53but not very noisy.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56We'll soon see about that, won't we?
0:20:56 > 0:21:00This is your final exam.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01It isn't difficult to understand,
0:21:01 > 0:21:05but you look quite stupid, so I'll explain it slowly.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09These are my instruments.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12The instruments of your demise, hopefully.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15So, the question is, do you think you can do it?
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Are you ready to suffer in silence?
0:21:19 > 0:21:24Your time starts now!
0:21:24 > 0:21:29OK, first up, the old faithful, feather duster. A bit of tickling.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Ooh, a small giggle there.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Everybody else seems to be quiet.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41But will Michael's giggle have set off the Gobstop 2000?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43OK, what's next?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45The gunk roller.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47A classic.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Always gets a reaction.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53But not today!
0:21:55 > 0:21:59The colonel, stepping things up now. This is the gunge brush.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06The colonel, traditionally, has a lot of gunge left in that bucket.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Somebody usually gets it.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10He's looking. He's looking for the noise.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Who's the noisiest? It's Sebastian.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16Right on the head. Swamped by blue goo.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Here comes the silly string.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26The team staying absolutely silent.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31OK, splodge to the face.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Not a sound.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36The colonel, getting cross now with the lack of noise.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39He's not! He's gone for the pants.
0:22:39 > 0:22:45His favourite pants that, yes, he wore for gym.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49More goo and still nothing.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51An onslaught of sponges.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53That's nearly time.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Time!
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Well, you quite spoiled my afternoon.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05You look ridiculous, boy.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Do you intend to go 'ome like that?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Good. Someone else can clean up then.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Right, who's that on the end?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17I can't recognise you. Speak up!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- Sebastian.- Sebastian, is it?
0:23:19 > 0:23:22I couldn't tell, because you're completely blue!
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Were you quiet enough to pass?
0:23:25 > 0:23:30I personally couldn't care less as long as I never see you again!
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Now get out of my gym!
0:23:36 > 0:23:39So, that was your final exam with Colonel Kittens. How was it?
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Did you manage to stay quiet, Gregory?
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- I think we've graduated.- Do you?
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Confidence! You've only got a little bit of stuff on you.
0:23:47 > 0:23:48Michael, maybe not so lucky.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Is it hard staying quiet?
0:23:50 > 0:23:54I couldn't really see, so...
0:23:54 > 0:23:56You were doing pretty well. The silent training
0:23:56 > 0:23:59has worked pretty well today. What do you think?
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Are you gonna graduate or have you been expelled? Gregory?
0:24:02 > 0:24:04- Graduate.- Graduated.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- A 50-50 chance.- OK. Sebastian?
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- Graduated, for sure.- Fatima?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- Graduated.- Three graduateds.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17Miss Gobstop is waiting for you, so best of luck.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18This helps apparently.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Off you go, let's see what happens.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Good luck!
0:24:23 > 0:24:27It's time to find out how they did in their final exam.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29KNOCK, KNOCK Come in!
0:24:37 > 0:24:39You have been sent here
0:24:39 > 0:24:43because you're all far too noisy and I've put you through rigorous
0:24:43 > 0:24:45silent training.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49Let's take a look at your report.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53Gregory, chuckle, chuckle, chuckle.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Not very amusing at all.
0:25:03 > 0:25:08Fatima, the quietest child in recent memory.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17Well done. Have you had your voice box removed, dear?
0:25:17 > 0:25:20- No.- Surprising.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Sebastian...
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Shouty Sebastian.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29The noisiest boy in my school today.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Not an honour
0:25:31 > 0:25:33I appreciate.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36A constant challenge to my Gobstop 2000...
0:25:42 > 0:25:45..culminating in your ear-bending display
0:25:45 > 0:25:48during the trapped wind experiment.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53BANG!
0:25:53 > 0:25:58Noisy, noisy, noisy.
0:25:58 > 0:26:04Michael, your bravery in eating Nora's sandwiches today was noted.
0:26:11 > 0:26:16A little silliness in Mr Gross's class, but overall quite promising.
0:26:16 > 0:26:21So, how do you think you did in your final exam?
0:26:21 > 0:26:23- Fine.- Fine?
0:26:23 > 0:26:26- Excellent and we're gonna pass.- Oh.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29We've got a fair chance, but I think...
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Enough! Thank you. It's good.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35I can now reveal...
0:26:37 > 0:26:39You graduate!
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Come on!
0:26:41 > 0:26:43- Yes!- And silent.
0:26:43 > 0:26:49Very good. Even when you're happy, stay silent.
0:26:51 > 0:26:58Now, who is going to receive the Golden Gobstopper?
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Fatima.
0:27:05 > 0:27:10Now, be on your way, and spread the silence.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Now get out!
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Out!
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Well done, guys!
0:27:21 > 0:27:24- You too, Barney.- OK.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27- Just go and keep the noise down. - Yes.- Come on!
0:27:27 > 0:27:30ARGH!!!