0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to the School Of Silence.
0:00:03 > 0:00:08This is where noisy children are sent to prove they can keep quiet.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11SHRIEKING
0:00:11 > 0:00:14We're about to meet four new arrivals.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Can they keep quiet for one day? I doubt it!
0:00:18 > 0:00:19BANG!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35TAP! TAP! TAP!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38BELL RINGS
0:00:38 > 0:00:40CHEERING AND SHOUTING
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Here's how the day works.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52The new pupils have three challenging classes
0:00:52 > 0:00:56to prove they can be silent, followed by the Final Exam
0:00:56 > 0:01:00to determine whether they graduate or will be expelled.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04If I think the pupils stayed quiet enough to pass a class...
0:01:08 > 0:01:12..then they will bank a prize from my confiscation cupboard.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15If I think they are being too noisy...
0:01:15 > 0:01:17GIGGLING
0:01:17 > 0:01:19HE SHRIEKS
0:01:19 > 0:01:24..they will get nothing and I WILL know about it thanks to this device,
0:01:24 > 0:01:30the Gobstop 3000, the very latest in noise monitoring technology.
0:01:30 > 0:01:35If they pass the Final Exam, they take all the prizes they have banked
0:01:35 > 0:01:40and receive the ultimate reward, the Golden Gobstopper.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44However, if they fail to keep THAT shut,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47I will have no choice but to expel them
0:01:47 > 0:01:50and they will go home with absolutely nothing.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Today's pupils come from Liverpool
0:01:53 > 0:01:56and are having their noisy levels monitored
0:01:56 > 0:02:00by our beloved headmistress Miss Gobstop and form tutor Mr Gross.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04YOU! Step forward. Name?
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Argh! HARRY-YY-Y!
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Howling Harry heard a chimpanzee blow a raspberry at the zoo once.
0:02:12 > 0:02:17His worst habit is that he never stops talking. Harry, not the chimp!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19You! name?
0:02:19 > 0:02:20ANNA!
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Squealing Anna says the sound of snoring makes her laugh,
0:02:24 > 0:02:28which is why she hasn't had a wink of sleep in five years.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30You, step forward. Name?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33ABBIE.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Noisy Abbie's alarm clock once went off in the middle of the night
0:02:37 > 0:02:40waking all her neighbours. They all saw the funny side, not.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- You, name?- CAMERON.
0:02:43 > 0:02:49Cackling Cameron bangs the drums and rocks his guitar in his spare time,
0:02:49 > 0:02:53which is why his dad sends him to bed when he gets home from school.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Yeah, rock on, Dad.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Blimey. Let's get rid of them.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Get out. Get them out!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02THEY SCREAM AND SHOUT
0:03:04 > 0:03:08It's time for Class 1, General Studies with Mr Gross.
0:03:08 > 0:03:13This revolting chap is the school's most disgusting teacher. Ugh!
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Goodness only knows what he has in store for today's noisy pupils
0:03:17 > 0:03:20in their first silent test.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Ah!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25THE PUPILS SHOUT
0:03:25 > 0:03:27THEY BANG ON THE DOOR
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Come in.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30THEY SHOUT
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Come in, come in. Hurry up.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Don't slam the door!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37THEY LAUGH
0:03:37 > 0:03:39It smells like something died.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Children don't leave me apples.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- Do you know why you're here? - To annoy you.
0:03:44 > 0:03:51You are here in the School Of Silence because you are noisy.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55You cannot keep quiet. That's why you're here, to learn to be silent.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59I don't think you can do it. You'll go home with nothing.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- No.- Stop nattering!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Miss Gobstop is listening at all times
0:04:05 > 0:04:07on your fluffy little microphones.
0:04:07 > 0:04:12- Do you think you can pass the test in the School Of Silence?- Probably.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Do you know what? I think probably not.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Probably not.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20That's it. Time for your first silent test.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22OK, I'm looking forward to this.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26This test is all about insects.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Put your hands in here.
0:04:28 > 0:04:33As soon as the test starts, you must be silent throughout. Are you ready?
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Yes.- Good.
0:04:36 > 0:04:41Your silent test starts now.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45In this test, Mr Gross has four boxes of creepy-crawlies.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Can the pupils keep quiet when he pours the bugs all over them?
0:04:49 > 0:04:54It's the first box. And it's mealworms!
0:04:54 > 0:04:58They're probably called that cos Mr Gross has them for dinner.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Agh!
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Ugh!
0:05:01 > 0:05:05A definite noise from Anna. Will it be too loud for Miss Gobstop?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Time for Abbie to meet Mr Gross's wriggly friends.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Actually, they're his only friends!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Oh, great work.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20How will they do with box number two?
0:05:24 > 0:05:29Uh-oh, it's maggot time. Will that make the team squeal?
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Those silent reactions will please Miss Gobstop
0:05:39 > 0:05:42but can they keep it up?
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Oh!
0:05:44 > 0:05:49A bit of noise from Squealing Anna. Was it too loud for Miss Gobstop?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54SHE SHRIEKS
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Oh, squeals there and no mistaking.
0:05:59 > 0:06:04With two boxes still to go, they've got it all to play for.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08They have to keep silent if they want to bank that prize.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Here's box number three, crunchy beetles!
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Oh, Anna doesn't like what she sees.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22She's not a beetles fan. How will Abbie cope?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Silent screaming. Impressive.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34These new pupils are proving they can keep quiet.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Miss Gobstop is over the moon.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41It's the final box.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Oh, no, crickets! Mr Gross pulling out all the stops.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Here it comes. Will the crickets bowl them over?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05SHE SQUEAKS
0:07:08 > 0:07:13Lovely textbook silence there from Anna but will Miss Gobstop agree?
0:07:13 > 0:07:17So, your silent test is over.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19THEY CHEER AND GIGGLE
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- Is that a relief? - ALL:- Yes.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27I don't know what's wrong with you. I enjoy bugs.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Aren't they delightful? They are friendly
0:07:29 > 0:07:34but not the cleanest creatures in the world so do wash your hands.
0:07:34 > 0:07:39But were you silent? There's only one person who knows,
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Miss Gobstop.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44She will tell us whether you've been silent and passed
0:07:44 > 0:07:48or whether you've been noisy and failed.
0:07:48 > 0:07:53- Personally, I hope it's the latter. - Attention, attention.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55This is Miss Gobstop.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58'Cameron, Harry,
0:07:58 > 0:08:03'sniggering at the misfortunes of your fellow team-mates?'
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Oh! - THEY CHUCKLE
0:08:06 > 0:08:11'Anna, you squealed, squeaked, gasped even.'
0:08:11 > 0:08:14SHE SQUEAKS
0:08:14 > 0:08:17'You tried very hard.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20'Abbie, not a peep.
0:08:20 > 0:08:26'But remember, don't play with your food! Not even mealworms.'
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Time for the all-important results. Have the team banked a prize?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Class...
0:08:37 > 0:08:39..passed!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41THEY CHEER
0:08:41 > 0:08:47Unbelievable. I can't abide children who get the better of me.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51Don't get the better of me any more. Get out of my class instead.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54THEY WHOOP
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Yes, I'll tell you what, I'm glad to see the back of you.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01We passed Mr Gross's test!
0:09:01 > 0:09:05We put our hands in boxes and Mr Gross poured bugs on us.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06It was disgusting.
0:09:06 > 0:09:13Miss Gobstop said that Cameron and Harry giggled the whole way through.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17But Abbie kept quiet.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21- And you kept gulping.- Well!
0:09:21 > 0:09:24We're going to keep quiet this time because...
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- ALL:- We want to win! Woo!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29'Attention, attention.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32'A reminder that this evening's silent disco
0:09:32 > 0:09:36'commences at 1600 hours.'
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Everybody in the house say, "Ssh!"
0:09:41 > 0:09:44On to Class 2, Geography with Miss Adventure.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47She's tiny but she has the heart of a Tyrannosaurus Rex -
0:09:47 > 0:09:50which she should probably give back.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Can our pupils bank another prize in her class?
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Come in, young roamers. Come in. Welcome, welcome.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Sit down.
0:10:05 > 0:10:10It's OK, Kylie. Welcome, young roamers, to my geography class.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12I'm Miss Adventure. Welcome.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- You passed your test in Mr Gross's class, didn't you?- Yes.
0:10:16 > 0:10:22- Down to these two, wasn't it, Harry? - Not yous two.- You were laughing.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25How do you think you'll do in my silent test?
0:10:25 > 0:10:30- How will you do? - Not very good.- Not very good?
0:10:30 > 0:10:35- Looks like I'm going to win this. - Why have you got plastic animals?
0:10:35 > 0:10:40They're interpretations of all the animals I've seen in my travels.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44For example, this is a rather large goldfish. You can hold it.
0:10:44 > 0:10:49One for you. Here you go. That's lovely.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53We'll see whether or not you can keep this shut.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Remember Miss Gobstop's listening on your furry mic.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59THEY GIGGLE
0:11:01 > 0:11:02No!
0:11:02 > 0:11:06If you're silent, you might win a prize. If you're noisy,
0:11:06 > 0:11:08you go away with nothing. Going to pass?
0:11:08 > 0:11:10THEY SHOUT
0:11:10 > 0:11:12We'll find out, shall we?
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Yes, we shall.- Yes!
0:11:15 > 0:11:20Every explorer needs to be lucky and silent.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24- Ssh!- This is my sister. - ALL:- Hi.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28We're going to see which of you is luckiest.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31You're going to pull out one of these pegs.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35If there's red on the bottom, you get a custard pie in the face.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Remember, you must do this in complete silence.
0:11:38 > 0:11:43Harry, Cameron, you're up first. Positions, please.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Now, your silence test begins...
0:11:48 > 0:11:50now.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54So, four custard pies - but who's going to get the first one?
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Ooh, lucky boy.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Cameron next.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Another lucky peg.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Good silence all round.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10They're doing great so far.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Oh!
0:12:18 > 0:12:20THEY SNIGGER
0:12:20 > 0:12:24A few giggles there. Let's see that again.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Bosh!
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Pie square in the face.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Anna's in the hot seat now.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Silent celebration, Miss Gobstop's favourite type.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44The heat is on Anna.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49And the nerves are showing.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51SHE SIGHS IN RELIEF
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Can Cameron's luck last?
0:12:55 > 0:12:58No! Ho-ho.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Here it is again. Bam!
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Can Abbie hold out against Anna?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13No, she can't.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Let's see that again.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Oh, lovely!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24And Miss Gobstop agrees.
0:13:24 > 0:13:29Just Anna left now. When will her luck run out?
0:13:36 > 0:13:39And there it is.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Oh, beautiful silent work from Anna.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45But will it be enough to bank another prize?
0:13:45 > 0:13:49Your silence test is over!
0:13:49 > 0:13:50THEY CHEER
0:13:50 > 0:13:55- How do you think you did? Cameron? - We did cool.- I see!
0:13:55 > 0:13:59It doesn't matter what you or I or my sister thinks.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02It's all about Miss Gobstop. Let's find out.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06Attention, attention. This is Miss Gobstop.
0:14:06 > 0:14:11Anna, no more squeaking. Now you're gasping.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13SHE SIGHS IN RELIEF
0:14:13 > 0:14:17Abbie, still no peep out of you. Impressive.
0:14:20 > 0:14:25Harry, your self-control is improving.
0:14:29 > 0:14:34Cameron, did I detect a chuckle or two?
0:14:36 > 0:14:41But were you quiet enough? Class...
0:14:41 > 0:14:45Here's the result. Is it a prize for our plucky Liverpudlians?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Passed!
0:14:47 > 0:14:49THEY CHEER
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Oh, no!
0:14:51 > 0:14:55I tried my best but you passed.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59I've had enough. Go on, get out!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Get out of my class.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03THEY CHEER
0:15:05 > 0:15:07We passed! Woo!
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Miss Gobstop said we all need to improve a little bit.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15It was fun and I hope we do better in the next game.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18I think we're going to pass the final exam.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20THEY CHEER
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Great stuff. Meanwhile in the school hamster's cage...
0:15:26 > 0:15:30And that's how I discovered gravity. Bang!
0:15:30 > 0:15:36You're always in there going round and round really quietly.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39You know what you are, don't you?
0:15:39 > 0:15:44Teacher's pet. Ha-ha! Teacher's pet. Bang!
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Thanks for that, Hammy. Ladies and gentlemen,
0:15:47 > 0:15:50put your hands together for Mr Les Prance,
0:15:50 > 0:15:52teacher of the performing arts.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55He can sing, dance and act in silence
0:15:55 > 0:15:58but will this cast of new pupils keep quiet?
0:15:58 > 0:16:03Our noisy pupils from Liverpool have banked two prizes so far.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Can they make it three in a row?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08- THEY KNOCK - Come in, come in.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Hello, Mr Prance.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14- Sit down, sit down. Ssh! - What are you doing?
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Is this drama?- Thank you.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21See, the art of balancing.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Now...- Cheater!
0:16:24 > 0:16:28I am, as you know, Mr Les Prance, teacher of the performing arts.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- The performing arts. - And as you see...
0:16:30 > 0:16:32As you see.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Are you going to repeat everything I say?
0:16:34 > 0:16:38Are you repeating everything I say?
0:16:38 > 0:16:42- We are...- We are.- A bunch of... - A bunch of.- Losers.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45You are a bunch of losers!
0:16:45 > 0:16:50Remember, Miss Gobstop will decide at the end of the test
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- whether you have passed or failed.- Yes!
0:16:54 > 0:16:57We shall see how you do
0:16:57 > 0:17:01because your silence test is about to commence.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Mm!
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- You look nice.- Thank you very much.
0:17:07 > 0:17:14As a great performer, you must possess great physical coordination.
0:17:14 > 0:17:20In pairs joined at the ankle, you must repeat every move I do.
0:17:20 > 0:17:27- Also, remain completely and utterly silent.- Silent!
0:17:27 > 0:17:33Your silence test has begun. Action!
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Mr Prance puts the pupils through a three-stage exercise routine.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Can they remain silent?
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Stage one, warm-ups.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50They seem to be doing well so far.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Let's see how they cope with stage two - the hoop.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06THE GIRLS SNIGGER
0:18:06 > 0:18:08SHE CHUCKLES
0:18:08 > 0:18:12Well, Abbie and Anna are down and HOOP-ing with laughter.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16That seems to have got Miss Gobstop's attention.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Final stage now, exercise balls.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25ANNA CHUCKLES
0:18:26 > 0:18:28CAMERON SNIGGERS
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Giggling from Anna and Cameron. Oops!
0:18:32 > 0:18:35GIGGLING
0:18:36 > 0:18:41Just 15 seconds to go and bouncing belly laughs all round.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44That laughter registered on the Gobstop 3000.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Has their cackling cost them the chance of banking a prize?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Your silence test is now over. Cut!
0:18:51 > 0:18:53THEY CHEER
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Well, I have not heard so much noise
0:18:58 > 0:19:01since the last time an elephant gave birth to a tiger.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05However, it is not for me to decide your fate.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Miss Gobstop has been listening
0:19:07 > 0:19:10to every sound, giggle and chortle you made.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Mm!
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Attention, attention. This is Miss Gobstop.
0:19:16 > 0:19:22'Anna, Abbie, constant, co-ordinated giggling.'
0:19:22 > 0:19:24THEY CHUCKLE
0:19:24 > 0:19:29'Cameron, Harry, you started so well
0:19:29 > 0:19:32'but you couldn't control your cackling.'
0:19:32 > 0:19:34THEY SNIGGER
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Class...
0:19:37 > 0:19:41It's results time. Have they banked their third prize?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Failed!
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Yes!
0:19:46 > 0:19:47THEY GROAN
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha!
0:19:50 > 0:19:55I told you you could not beat Mr Prance. Ha-ha!
0:19:55 > 0:20:00Will the new pupils please report to my office immediately?
0:20:00 > 0:20:04- Get out of my class.- Bye-bye. - Goodbye, failures.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06The first failure of the day.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10With classes now complete, it's time to face Miss Gobstop
0:20:10 > 0:20:12and get the report before the Final Exam.
0:20:12 > 0:20:17- Let us in.- Quickly. Quietly.
0:20:17 > 0:20:22So, you've been sent here because you're all far too noisy.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Shall we look at your report?
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Harry, sniggers in your first two classes.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32But you seem to be improving.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Cameron, the cackle box.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38HE CHUCKLES Cackling now.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Anna.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44SHE GIGGLES Giggle, giggle, giggle.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Abbie, you don't keep quiet.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50SHE GIGGLES
0:20:50 > 0:20:54What did you expect? We've come here cos we're loud.
0:20:54 > 0:20:59You've passed two classes and banked two prizes. We have one final exam.
0:20:59 > 0:21:04If you pass, you will graduate and take home your two prizes
0:21:04 > 0:21:09and receive the ultimate reward, the Golden Gobstopper.
0:21:09 > 0:21:15But if you set off my Gobstop 3000 three times,
0:21:15 > 0:21:20you will be expelled and go home with absolutely nothing.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24- We're going to pass, like the first two.- We're going to be, like, pass!
0:21:24 > 0:21:31- We're going to just go to everything and be...- Silent?- Incredible.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34So off we go to the science lab.
0:21:34 > 0:21:39- Bye.- See ya. - Wouldn't want to be ya!
0:21:42 > 0:21:46Now it's time for the Final Exam with the Professor.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49His fiendish experiments and dastardly inventions
0:21:49 > 0:21:53are all that stands between our pupils and the fantastic prizes.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57Ah, guten Tag, mein little noise munchkins.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Velcome to your final examination in the laboratory.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03I am the Professor, you may have heard of me.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07In the laboratory, with the help of my assistant Herr Helmut...
0:22:07 > 0:22:08"Boom!" Ah!
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Vith the help of my assistant,
0:22:10 > 0:22:14we shall test you to see if you have learned the quiet.
0:22:14 > 0:22:19If you make three of the bad, bad, noises you will be expelled.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21"Ha! Eat Failure Cake!"
0:22:21 > 0:22:25But if you manage to keep quiet then you will graduate.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28But this will not happen. According to the Fraulein,
0:22:28 > 0:22:31you are the noisiest, smelliest children
0:22:31 > 0:22:34- she has ever met. - We're not smelly, just loud.
0:22:34 > 0:22:39"Just loud? That one smells a bit." I know, she doesn't know.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42The Professor will do everything he can to stop them winning
0:22:42 > 0:22:46the Golden Gobstopper. Do your worst, Professor.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50- Are you ready to begin the examination?- ALL:- Yes.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53It will commence in drei, zwei...
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- Argh!- ..eins!
0:22:56 > 0:22:58THUNDER CRASHES
0:22:58 > 0:23:02Who shall ve go with first? I think it's going to be you.
0:23:02 > 0:23:08This is my greatest invention. It is a mind-reading helmet.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09First up, it's Abbie.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13She's totally silent.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15I can read your mind. Vot are you saying?
0:23:15 > 0:23:21"Oh, no. My hair is a mess. I really want to marry Harry." Oh!
0:23:21 > 0:23:25Right, number two, perhaps my greatest invention.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27My invisibility cloak.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32Ha! I am invisible. You cannot see me.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36You don't know vhere I am. Oh, look, at this.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40Oh! How is this pie floating all by itself?
0:23:41 > 0:23:46He must be scared. He thinks it's a ghost. Yes, he looks terrified.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Now it's Cameron's turn.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Pie in the face but nothing.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Miss Gobstop's pep talk seems to be working.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Ah!
0:23:59 > 0:24:02I think it is you. Vot do ve have for you?
0:24:02 > 0:24:09Ah, yes, perhaps my greatest invention. It is my facelift paste.
0:24:09 > 0:24:14It is made vith ingredients like panda doo-doo and pigeon juice
0:24:14 > 0:24:17and butterfly fingers and that type of thing. Let us go.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21Our Harry is up next.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Ooh, good work, but not a peep.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31And finally, what do we have for you?
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Anna's turn.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Vot do you think?
0:24:35 > 0:24:39"The child smells really bad, like dinosaur pants.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42"I'm going to be sick." You're going to be sick?
0:24:42 > 0:24:46"I'm going to be sick." You can't be sick on the child. We must...
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Ah! Down here.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50"Urgh!"
0:24:50 > 0:24:51HE SNIGGERS
0:24:51 > 0:24:56I'm so sorry. I forgot it vas hooked up. Don't vorry.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59I have a machine to clean us all off. Or do I?
0:25:05 > 0:25:07SHE SQUEAKS
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Could that be strike two? If they trigger the Gobstop 3000 three times
0:25:11 > 0:25:14they will be expelled and lose the lot.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Vot is happening? They look terrified.
0:25:19 > 0:25:2120 seconds to go.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Can they keep quiet under the final onslaught of slime?
0:25:30 > 0:25:34Time's running out but the slime isn't.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Right, that is it.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43The time is up. Your final examination is over.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45SHE LAUGHS
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Yay! It's warm!
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Whee!
0:25:50 > 0:25:54Vell, my little laughter lobsters. How do you think you did?
0:25:54 > 0:25:59You vere so, so noisy. "Especially you, look at you."
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Even now he cannot stop.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05If it were up to me, you would fail the examination.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08But it's not up to me. It is up to the beautiful Fraulein Gobstop
0:26:08 > 0:26:12to see if you made three noises via the Gobstop 3000.
0:26:12 > 0:26:13You're in for it.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17They passed two classes and failed one. With two prizes at stake,
0:26:17 > 0:26:18will they graduate?
0:26:18 > 0:26:22How did mein guinea pigs do?
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Well, I heard gasping.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27I heard giggling.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29How do you think you did?
0:26:29 > 0:26:33- Harry?- Awesomely good. - Awesomely good?
0:26:33 > 0:26:39Well, the Gobstop 3000 has spoken.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43You...have...
0:26:44 > 0:26:46..graduated! THEY CHEER
0:26:46 > 0:26:50Yes! It's victory for our fab four from Liverpool.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53But how did they do it?
0:26:55 > 0:26:57SHE SQUEAKS
0:26:57 > 0:26:59There was a gasp from Abbie.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02- HE SNIGGERS - And a chuckle from Cameron.
0:27:02 > 0:27:07But only two strikes on the Gobstop 3000 means they have graduated
0:27:07 > 0:27:10and won the Golden Gobstopper.
0:27:10 > 0:27:14So I give you the Golden Gobstopper.
0:27:14 > 0:27:18You may now make your way to get your prizes
0:27:18 > 0:27:20from the confiscation cupboard.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23I bid you to leave my school silently
0:27:23 > 0:27:26and never ever come back. Now get out!
0:27:26 > 0:27:28THEY CHEER
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Yay!
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Will you clean up?
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Woo!
0:27:33 > 0:27:35They kept giggling!
0:27:37 > 0:27:38Just giggling away.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41THEY LAUGH
0:27:41 > 0:27:44THE TEACHERS ARGUE
0:27:46 > 0:27:48THEY BICKER
0:27:50 > 0:27:51THEY CHEER
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