0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to the School Of Silence,
0:00:03 > 0:00:06where the noisiest children in the country are sent
0:00:06 > 0:00:08- to prove they can keep quiet. - SHE SCREAMS
0:00:09 > 0:00:11SHE SCREAMS
0:00:11 > 0:00:13We're about to meet four new arrivals.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16But can they keep quiet for just one day?
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Oh-hoo, I doubt it!
0:00:18 > 0:00:19DOOR SQUEAKS
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Shush!
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Arrr!
0:00:24 > 0:00:27RATTLING Shush!
0:00:31 > 0:00:33SHOES TAP
0:00:36 > 0:00:38BELL RINGS
0:00:38 > 0:00:41CHILDREN CHEER
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Here's how the day works.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52The new pupils have three challenging classes
0:00:52 > 0:00:54to prove they can be silent,
0:00:54 > 0:00:56followed by the crucial final exam,
0:00:56 > 0:01:00which will determine whether they graduate or will be expelled.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04If I think the pupils managed to stay quiet enough to pass a class...
0:01:09 > 0:01:12..then they will bank a prize from my confiscation cupboard.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16But if I think they are being too noisy...
0:01:16 > 0:01:18HE SCREAMS
0:01:18 > 0:01:20SHE LAUGHS
0:01:20 > 0:01:22..they will get nothing.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25And I WILL know about it, thanks to this device -
0:01:25 > 0:01:27the Gobstop 3000,
0:01:27 > 0:01:30the very latest in noise-monitoring technology.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33If they pass the final exam
0:01:33 > 0:01:35they will take all the prizes they have banked
0:01:35 > 0:01:37and receive the ultimate reward -
0:01:37 > 0:01:40the Golden Gobstopper.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44However, if they fail to keep THAT shut,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47I will have no choice but to expel them
0:01:47 > 0:01:50and they will go home with absolutely nothing.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54This wonderfully noisy bunch from Wandsworth in London
0:01:54 > 0:01:59are having their noise levels monitored by form tutor, Mr Gross,
0:01:59 > 0:02:00who has his work cut out today,
0:02:00 > 0:02:03as head teacher Miss Gobstop has taken sick, so he's in charge.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Good luck, Mr Gross, and good luck, pupils.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09You, step forward! Name?
0:02:09 > 0:02:12ARAN!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Aspiring doctor and self-confessed screamer, Aran,
0:02:15 > 0:02:18says she's always chatting when she's not supposed to.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Well, she won't get away with that here.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24You, step forward! Name?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26ANTON!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Anton's dream of being a pilot when he's older,
0:02:28 > 0:02:30coupled with his love of police sirens,
0:02:30 > 0:02:34could well mean a high-flying and very noisy future.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Blimey O'Reilly.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39You, step forward! Name?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42SUNESH!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Football fan Sunesh says he loves scratching
0:02:45 > 0:02:49and will ideally just shout out "cheese" all day long.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51He'd be a master at scratch and sniff.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52HE SCREAMS
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Where did you find these ones?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57You, step forward! Name?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00HASSAN!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Hassan loves singing and driving bumper cars.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05He thinks the most annoying noise in the world
0:03:05 > 0:03:07is his mum shouting at him.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Hopefully, today's classes will hit the right note
0:03:09 > 0:03:11and get him on the right track.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13THEY SCREAM
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Right, that's enough, I can't take any more. Out!
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Get them out, please! Get out, quickly.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20THEY SCREAM
0:03:23 > 0:03:25It's time for classes to begin.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28The first lesson is General Studies, with Mr Gross.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31He's in total charge today because Miss Gobstop is off sick,
0:03:31 > 0:03:36so who knows what stinky surprises he has in store for our students.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38HE SNIFFS
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Beautiful!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41BANGING ON DOOR
0:03:41 > 0:03:46- Come in. Come in quietly, please.- What?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Quietly. What what? Sit down.- What?
0:03:49 > 0:03:54- It's too noisy when you slam it. - So what?- Big deal!
0:03:54 > 0:03:58My goodness. You lot are just unbelievable.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00And your hair's out of this world.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Thank you very much. I think it's pretty cool myself.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06I am Mr Gross.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Your General Studies teacher.
0:04:08 > 0:04:13Our headmistress, Miss Gobstop, is off ill at the moment.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Which leaves the deputy head in charge.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- And you know who that is?- You.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Yours truly. So...
0:04:21 > 0:04:26I will be using the Gobstop 3000...
0:04:26 > 0:04:29to listen to you on these fluffy little microphones
0:04:29 > 0:04:32to see if you're being quiet,
0:04:32 > 0:04:35which I sincerely doubt you'll be able to do.
0:04:35 > 0:04:41Anyway, it's time for your first silent test.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Shush!
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Now, your first silent test
0:04:47 > 0:04:50is about insects.
0:04:50 > 0:04:55Some people find insects scary
0:04:55 > 0:04:59and fear is the enemy of silence.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Anton, are you scared of insects?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04No, but I'm scared of you.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Right, what about you, Aran?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Are you scared of insects? - No, I'm not scared of insects.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13No? No, that's good, then you'll be fine in this test.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Try and keep silent throughout this test
0:05:15 > 0:05:19and I don't think you can do it. If you make too much noise, you fail,
0:05:19 > 0:05:21and you won't get a prize. And trust me,
0:05:21 > 0:05:23that is prize enough for me.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Your silent test...
0:05:25 > 0:05:26has begun.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Shush!
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Ah, a Mr Gross classic - the creepy-crawlies.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33So can our two seated pupils
0:05:33 > 0:05:37silently brave four boxes of creepy-crawlies
0:05:37 > 0:05:39being poured onto their hands?
0:05:39 > 0:05:42And can their classmates on the sidelines keep quiet? We'll see.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45It's the first box.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Worms! Oh, that's classic Mr Gross.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53THEY GIGGLE
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Time for Anton to meet the little fellas.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59I love it, love it. Ooh, it's worms!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Ooh! No, no, no, I hate worms, I hate worms!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04He doesn't like that. This should be interesting.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06HE SCREAMS
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Worms! Worms! I hate worms, man!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12LAUGHTER
0:06:12 > 0:06:15I get the impression Anton doesn't like worms.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18And the Gobstop 3000, recording all of this
0:06:18 > 0:06:20for Mr Gross to check later.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Box number two.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Ooh, it's maggot time!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- WHISPERING AND LAUGHING - Aran will surely be quieter.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36SHE SCREAMS
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- No, she won't.- Maggots!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40STIFLED GIGGLES
0:06:40 > 0:06:42This is a quiet riot
0:06:42 > 0:06:45and there are still two boxes to go.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Can they salvage that prize?
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Here's box number three. And, oh, dear, it's crunchy beetles.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56THEY GIGGLE
0:06:56 > 0:06:58No, please!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- These are really friendly!- No!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03ANTON SCREAMS
0:07:03 > 0:07:06He said he wasn't scared of bugs,
0:07:06 > 0:07:08so he must be shaking and screaming with joy.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09It's disgusting.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Don't think the Gobstop 3000 will know the difference.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17It's the final box and cover your ears,
0:07:17 > 0:07:19it's crickets!
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Mr Gross is hopping it up a gear.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Sunesh and Hassan suitably impressed.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Oh, no, don't, don't!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Anton's not so keen.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Grasshoppers.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- No!- How will Aran cope?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39SHE SCREAMS
0:07:39 > 0:07:42By screaming her head off, obviously.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46I'm just glad that Miss Gobstop is not here to witness this debacle.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49That scream was almost off the scale on the Gobstop 3000.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52I'm not putting my hands in that.
0:07:53 > 0:07:58Your silent test is over.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Phew! That must be the loudest silent test
0:08:01 > 0:08:03in the history of School Of Silence.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06So, even though insects are very friendly,
0:08:06 > 0:08:08they're also quite dirty,
0:08:08 > 0:08:12so do remember to wash your hands afterwards, OK?
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Right, I'm going to go and find out if you've passed
0:08:16 > 0:08:18or if you've failed.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- OK.- Bye.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23So, Mr Gross stepping up to fill in for Miss Gobstop.
0:08:23 > 0:08:28He's checking how many noises registered on the Gobstop 3000.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32And probably checking that it still works after all that noise.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Attention, attention!
0:08:37 > 0:08:42'This is the deputy headmaster, Mr Gross.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44'Sunesh and Hassan,
0:08:44 > 0:08:50'you make very boisterous bystanders!'
0:08:50 > 0:08:53THEY LAUGH
0:08:53 > 0:08:58'Aran, your yelping was not helping.'
0:08:58 > 0:09:01SHE SCREAMS
0:09:01 > 0:09:03'And Anton,
0:09:03 > 0:09:07'constant screaming is a "No, no, no!"'
0:09:07 > 0:09:09HE SCREAMS
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Class...
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Were they quiet enough to bank a prize?
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Fail!
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- ALL: Boo! - No prizes for guessing that one!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26ALL: Boo!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Right, I tell you what, I've had enough of you lot.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Get out of my class! Of you go! THEY HOLLER AND YELL
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Go on! Go on, clear off.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Out, out, out! Go on! Clear off.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43It was disgusting - he put bugs and worms all over our hands.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45You were screaming like a baby!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Mr Gross.- It's all Mr Gross's fault.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51THEY TAUNT HIM
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Attention, attention.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Would the pupil responsible for leaving a rotten fish
0:09:59 > 0:10:01in the drawer of my desk
0:10:01 > 0:10:05report to Miss Gobstop's office immediately?
0:10:07 > 0:10:11It was delicious and I'd like to thank you in person.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Yummy. It's time for our students' second class,
0:10:15 > 0:10:17geography with Miss Adventure.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19She once walked all the way to the Far East,
0:10:19 > 0:10:21but only because she got lost going to the shops.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Now, can these new pupils keep shtoom and bank a prize here?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- KNOCK AT DOOR - Oh, come in, young explorers.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Come in, come in. Take a seat.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Hello, class. I'm Miss Adventure, geography teacher.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41I understand in Mr Gross's class,
0:10:41 > 0:10:45you failed the silence test, didn't you?
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Yes? Do you think you're going to pass my silence test?- Yes.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50I don't think you are. I've got a good one.
0:10:50 > 0:10:55Now, remember - Mr Gross, deputy head, is listening,
0:10:55 > 0:10:57and if you're silent, you might win a prize
0:10:57 > 0:10:58from the confiscation cupboard.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02So we're going to start another test of silence.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Now, do you think you're going to pass?- Yeah.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07It's time for my silence test.
0:11:07 > 0:11:12Right, class, every adventurer needs to know how to ride a camel,
0:11:12 > 0:11:18and today in my classroom, you'll see I have the sands of Arabia,
0:11:18 > 0:11:23across which you will ride two camels from one side to the other.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Now, camels... Camels are tricksy creatures.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28I've got two here for you. Now, don't approach them.
0:11:28 > 0:11:33Come in, camels. Come in, camels. There we go.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Tricksy.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Now, you may not know this, but camels become extremely distressed
0:11:39 > 0:11:42if there's excessive noise.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44They're also very distracted by tap-dancing, ice creams
0:11:44 > 0:11:45and other forms of food.
0:11:45 > 0:11:50Now, your silence test will be to ride the camel
0:11:50 > 0:11:52from one side of the desert to the other
0:11:52 > 0:11:54whilst I attempt to distract them.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Now, do you think you can do this in silence?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- YES! - I don't think you'll be able to.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- THEY CHATTER EXCITEDLY - I think this is going to be easy,
0:12:02 > 0:12:05to be honest with you. Absolutely.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08OK, class. Right, everyone. In your positions, please.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Get on your camels. Sunesh, Hassan?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Get on your camels. Hold on tight.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16So the pupils must stay on the camels
0:12:16 > 0:12:19for 30 seconds in absolute silence.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22But Miss Adventure's distraction techniques
0:12:22 > 0:12:24will not make it easy for them.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Right, your silence test will commence
0:12:27 > 0:12:31in three...two...one...
0:12:31 > 0:12:33go!
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- HASSAN GIGGLES - Oh, and within seconds,
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Hassan is off and the rest of the team are off with the tittering.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Miss Adventure doesn't need ice cream to provoke this lot.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49ARAN GIGGLES
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Sandstorms of sound from the sidelines,
0:12:52 > 0:12:55but Gobstop's electronic ears will be buzzing.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00Miss Adventure's tap-dancing has landed Sunesh on the desert floor.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Right, swap riders, swap riders!
0:13:05 > 0:13:07OK, go!
0:13:07 > 0:13:10THEY GIGGLE
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Straight off, chaotic cameleering and loads of laughter.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19ANTON LAUGHS
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Can they get a grip of their giggles?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Have they forgotten there's prizes at stake?
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- THEY GIGGLE - Shushing from the side
0:13:28 > 0:13:30making no difference whatsoever.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36THEY LAUGH
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Right, silence test is completed.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Silence in that game was like an oasis in the desert.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Very hard to find.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47The silence test, there, I'm going to be honest with you,
0:13:47 > 0:13:50it wasn't very good, was it?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53I heard giggling from every single one of you.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55It was really hard because...
0:13:55 > 0:13:58I know, but the point is to be silent. Now, it's not up to me.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01It's not up to me, it's up to Mr Gross, the deputy headmaster,
0:14:01 > 0:14:03to decide whether or not you've passed the class.
0:14:03 > 0:14:11Attention, attention! This is your deputy headmaster, Mr Gross.
0:14:11 > 0:14:17Anton and Aran, that was a marked improvement
0:14:17 > 0:14:22in the fact that you weren't screaming constantly.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26THEY LAUGH
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Hassan and Sunesh?
0:14:32 > 0:14:36I welcome your efforts at shushing your team-mates.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Sadly, this made more noise than they did.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Class...
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Now, I'm no fortune teller,
0:14:48 > 0:14:51but I think I know which way this is going.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52..failed!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54THEY BOO
0:14:54 > 0:15:00Well, now. I've heard enough. Never mind, get out. Get out.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- THEY BOO - Very noisy. Noisy.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07It's not fair, man. We failed!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Me and Aran had a weeny bit of an improvement
0:15:09 > 0:15:11because we weren't screaming.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Our tactics are to collaborate, and we need to look at each other
0:15:14 > 0:15:18and, like, give signals to each other to be quiet.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21We've had two games now and I think we've had quite a lot of practice
0:15:21 > 0:15:25and next time we can...pass.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30Meanwhile, in the school's hamster cage...
0:15:30 > 0:15:35And in one fell swoop, I'd proved ghosts were real.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Bang!
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Judy?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42I love you.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Well, this is awkward.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52Poor Hammy. Halfway through the day and it's time for Class 3.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54From standing ovations to endless encores,
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Mr Prance has dreamt of them all,
0:15:57 > 0:16:02but can our noisy pupils win their first prize in his class?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Walk, walk.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10- Come in.- All right, Mr Prance? - Sit down.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Oh, I'm so dramatic. I'm meditating.- Sit down.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Hi, Mr Pants.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Now, as you know, I am Mr Prance, teacher of the performing arts.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26- Mr Pants!- Mr Prance.- No, Pants!
0:16:26 > 0:16:29This is a theatre of silence.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33- Do you think you can actually pass this test?- Yep.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36You've not done well. Who's been to blame? Who's been the noisiest?
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Really?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Hmm, we shall see.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45- Now it's time for my silence test. - SNAPS FINGERS
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Mm-hm!
0:16:47 > 0:16:50As a performance in the world of theatre,
0:16:50 > 0:16:53you have to be prepared for any kind of audience.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Sometimes an audience may come along
0:16:56 > 0:17:00and they'll show their dislike of you by hurling abuse.
0:17:00 > 0:17:05In this case, it will be these rotten tomatoes.
0:17:05 > 0:17:10It is your task today to protect not only yourself,
0:17:10 > 0:17:12but your fellow cast members.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- Are you ready?- Yeah.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17We're going to start off with Hassan.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Please get into the square.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22All wigged up and nowhere to go,
0:17:22 > 0:17:25the pupils must take it in turns to silently bat away
0:17:25 > 0:17:27the rotten tomatoes that Mr Prance lobs at them.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Action! Protect your team.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34Oh, let's see that again.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Hassan with a great overhead smash, there,
0:17:37 > 0:17:39and spraying his team-mates.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41A tongue-loosening tomato shower.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43THEY GIGGLE
0:17:43 > 0:17:46The team serving up everything but silence.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49The racket will be rocking the Gobstop 3000.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Ha! RACQUET! Do you get it? Next, it's Anton.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- Lobs... - HE LAUGHS
0:17:57 > 0:18:00..and laughs, and the countdown starts.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04It's great technique, but the team just can't keep quiet.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Aran's up.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11And look at that tremendous tomato smash.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Sunesh looking fab in his purple wig.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17(Come back. Come round.)
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Loud whispers troubling Mr Gross,
0:18:20 > 0:18:23as back in class, Sunesh stylishly swings.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Oh, look at that. Centre court stuff.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28The silence test is now complete.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Ooh, have the lovely-haired Londoners
0:18:31 > 0:18:33done enough to bank a prize?
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Well.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39After that last task, I can say,
0:18:39 > 0:18:45I have never in my entire life been subjected to so much noise.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47But then again, it's not up to me.
0:18:47 > 0:18:55Attention, attention! This is the deputy headmaster, Mr Gross.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Sunesh, you are a silent star.
0:19:02 > 0:19:07Aran, your efforts to shush your team-mates are commendable,
0:19:07 > 0:19:10but they are noisy.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Sh!
0:19:12 > 0:19:18Anton, you talk constantly. It has to stop.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20(Come back. Come round.)
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Class...
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Can they win their first prize this late in the day?
0:19:24 > 0:19:27..failed!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29THEY BOO
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Attention, attention.
0:19:35 > 0:19:40All children report to Miss Gobstop's office at once!
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Good luck with your final test.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Fly, my pretties, fly!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48After that performance,
0:19:48 > 0:19:50the pupils are off to deputy headmaster Mr Gross
0:19:50 > 0:19:53to get their report before the final exam.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Come in, come in!
0:19:55 > 0:19:59- Proud to be loud! - Come in and shut the door behind you.
0:19:59 > 0:20:04Now, you were sent to this school because you were so noisy.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08Now, we've put you through some of the toughest silent testing there is,
0:20:08 > 0:20:10but how do you think you've done?
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- Sick.- I don't know what that means. - It means good.
0:20:13 > 0:20:18Good, OK, well, let me tell you how you've done. Hassan.
0:20:18 > 0:20:24Good intentions, but you must learn to shush without making any noise.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27HE GIGGLES
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Aran, you are a giggler and a screamer.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34SHE SCREAMS
0:20:34 > 0:20:39Sunesh, you've managed to keep it pretty zipped throughout.
0:20:42 > 0:20:47Anton, you have gone from constantly screaming...
0:20:47 > 0:20:49HE SCREAMS
0:20:49 > 0:20:52..to constantly talking.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53(Come back. Come round.)
0:20:53 > 0:20:57Of the three classes you've taken part in,
0:20:57 > 0:21:00you have passed none of them,
0:21:00 > 0:21:04which means you've got zero prizes,
0:21:04 > 0:21:09but IF you remain silent
0:21:09 > 0:21:13in your final exam in the science lab,
0:21:13 > 0:21:16you could still be in with a chance
0:21:16 > 0:21:22of going home with the coveted Golden Gobstopper.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25If you want to pass your final exam,
0:21:25 > 0:21:30- try keeping it zipped.- Zip.
0:21:30 > 0:21:35- OK, get out.- No. So what? - Off you go to your final exam.
0:21:35 > 0:21:40- I'm going to slam it.- OK. - Proud to be loud! Proud to be loud!
0:21:40 > 0:21:44They...will never do it.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48It's crunch time - the final exam, with The Professor.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50His fiendish experiments and dastardly inventions
0:21:50 > 0:21:54are all that's standing between our new pupils and graduation.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Surely this time.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00Ah, hello, children, and velcome to your final examination.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02I am the professor and today,
0:22:02 > 0:22:05with the help of my assistant, Herr Helmut... "Jawohl!"
0:22:05 > 0:22:08..and all the latest in the silent science,
0:22:08 > 0:22:11ve will be experimenting on you
0:22:11 > 0:22:14to see if you have learned the silence, ja?
0:22:14 > 0:22:17For two minutes, we will pit you against the power
0:22:17 > 0:22:22of my silent laboratory, but if you make three of ze bad, bad noises,
0:22:22 > 0:22:24you will be expelled.
0:22:24 > 0:22:29But, if you graduate, you vill win, and win the Golden Gobstopper.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31But this will not happen.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Herr Gross has told me you are the noisiest children.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38I think you will fail. Are you ready to commence the final examination?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40- Yes.- Well, we shall begin.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43In drei...zwei...eins!
0:22:43 > 0:22:46THUNDERCLAP
0:22:46 > 0:22:48HE CACKLES
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- HE CHOKES - He's crazy.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54The professor will do his level best to keep this team of screamers
0:22:54 > 0:22:57away from that Golden Gobstopper.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00He'll think it's going to be a doddle.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02They have been the noisiest team ever,
0:23:02 > 0:23:05but can they pull it out of the bag in the final exam?
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Aran's first.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Ah, we will go with this one.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12It is Martian brain cake. If you get very close to it,
0:23:12 > 0:23:14you can hear its mind. Can you hear it?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Can you hear it? Nothing? What about NOW?
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Can you hear it now, huh? Can you hear it now?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Anything?
0:23:22 > 0:23:24She's kept it buttoned, but the boys are giggling.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26"I can read your mind. You're annoyed."
0:23:26 > 0:23:29"You want to marry Anton, that is what I read in your mind!"
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Right, we go over to number two.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Can Anton keep quiet?
0:23:33 > 0:23:35You. You, there.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39The giggling one. Let us see.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Anton, this is Helmut.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43He is the stare-out champion of the whole of Germany.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46You can stare him out, look.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50Stare into his eyes. "Look at me in the...
0:23:50 > 0:23:53"He is not looking at me. Ah..." What is wrong?
0:23:53 > 0:23:56"Ah... I'm going to sneeze!" You're going to sneeze? "Ah... Bleurgh!"
0:23:56 > 0:23:58How was that? Oh, yeah.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Look at that! Oh, how bad. Don't worry...
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Oh, dear. A few forced giggle slips, there.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Sunesh next, braced for the worst.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12I have here my invisible paint.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14It works very, very well.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17- HE SNIGGERS - Let us see how it goes, huh?
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Let us see my invisible paint... Ha!
0:24:20 > 0:24:25- Oh, it works! Success! Success! - HE CACKLES
0:24:25 > 0:24:27We try again, we try again!
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Ha! Look it's...
0:24:28 > 0:24:32- THEY LAUGH WHEEZILY - You broke it!
0:24:32 > 0:24:34"You broke it! Look at that!"
0:24:34 > 0:24:38Sunesh suffering in silence. It may be play paint,
0:24:38 > 0:24:41but don't try this at home. Hassan's up next.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45"Oh, you're in for it now. Look at you shake, little pigeon.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48"Tweet, tweet, ha-ha-ha!"
0:24:48 > 0:24:52We have Mr Gross's smelliest sock.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55THE PROFESSOR LAUGHS
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Are you ready? Are you ready?
0:24:57 > 0:25:01How bad is it? Is it very bad? Oh, is it really bad?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03What if I put it over here as a little hat?
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Hassan holding strong and keeping shtoom.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Perhaps a little scarf on your school tie, huh?
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Glorious silence against the hum of Gross's foot-warmer,
0:25:12 > 0:25:16but is it all too late for a Gobstopper graduation?
0:25:16 > 0:25:18I don't think it's so bad. What about you?
0:25:18 > 0:25:19HELMUT SNIFFS
0:25:19 > 0:25:21- HE RETCHES - What's wrong?
0:25:21 > 0:25:24What's wrong, are you going to be sick?
0:25:24 > 0:25:26HE VOMITS
0:25:26 > 0:25:30- HASSAN SCREAMS - Instant screams from the slime-down.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Sock-conquering Hassan with no defence at all.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37I'm so sorry, I forgot the machine was set on to teleporter.
0:25:37 > 0:25:38It's this one, I think.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41THEY SCREAM AND GIGGLE
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Oh, we are so sorry. It is...this one.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47It's definitely this one. Oh, no, no. It's this one.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49- It's this one. - THEY GIGGLE
0:25:49 > 0:25:5320 seconds to go and The Professor is showing no mercy.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55THEY SCREAM
0:25:55 > 0:26:02Years of mind-bending calculations paying off in slime and screams.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05I promise, I'll get you all cleaned up
0:26:05 > 0:26:07for your Final Examination. Oh, my...
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Argh, right! That is it, that is it!
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Final Examination is over.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18- Your time is up.- Have the London loud-hailers done enough to pass?
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Um, let me guess.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23Well, how do you think you did?
0:26:23 > 0:26:27Did you squeak? Did you squawk during the Final Examination?
0:26:27 > 0:26:31I think you did. If it was up to me and Herr Helmut,
0:26:31 > 0:26:34you would fail and leave the School Of Silence with nothing.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37"Ha! Nothing!" But it is not up to me.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Only Herr Gross can give you your final marks.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- "Now you'll be sorry." - THE PROFESSOR LAUGHS
0:26:45 > 0:26:49- Ah, Herr Gross.- Without any hair. - Hello.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Well.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54This trophy...
0:26:57 > 0:27:02..is going nowhere! You failed completely.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Probably the noisiest in the school's history,
0:27:05 > 0:27:07a remarkable performance.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11Where did it all go wrong? Where do we start?
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Yells from Hassan, screams from Aran, giggles from Anton
0:27:14 > 0:27:16and tittering from Sunesh.
0:27:16 > 0:27:21They set off the Gobstop 3000 so many times, it almost exploded.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25And so, these pupils are being expelled.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29THEY HOLLER AND BOO You are expelled!
0:27:34 > 0:27:37THE KIDS JEER AND YELL
0:27:51 > 0:27:56Proud to be loud! Proud to be loud! Proud to be loud!