0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to the School Of Silence,
0:00:03 > 0:00:06where the noisiest children in the country
0:00:06 > 0:00:08are sent to prove they can keep quiet.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13We're about to meet four new arrivals
0:00:13 > 0:00:16but can they keep quiet for just one day?
0:00:16 > 0:00:17I doubt it!
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Ssh!
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Rrr!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Ssh!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35TAPPING
0:00:35 > 0:00:36HE GULPS
0:00:36 > 0:00:37BELL
0:00:37 > 0:00:39CHEERING
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Here's how the day works.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52The new pupils have three challenging classes
0:00:52 > 0:00:54to prove they can be silent,
0:00:54 > 0:00:57followed by the crucial Final Exam which will determine
0:00:57 > 0:01:00whether they graduate or will be expelled.
0:01:00 > 0:01:05If I think the pupils managed to stay quiet enough to pass a class...
0:01:09 > 0:01:13..then they will bank price from my Confiscation Cupboard.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14But if I think they are being too noisy...
0:01:14 > 0:01:17LAUGHTER
0:01:17 > 0:01:19SCREAMING
0:01:19 > 0:01:22..they will get nothing and I will know about it
0:01:22 > 0:01:24thanks to this device -
0:01:24 > 0:01:30the Gobstop 3000, the latest in noise monitoring technology.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34If they pass the Final Exam they will take all the prizes they have
0:01:34 > 0:01:38banked and receive the ultimate reward - the Golden Gobstopper.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46However, if they fail to keep that shut I will have no choice
0:01:46 > 0:01:50but to expel them and they will go home with absolutely nothing.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Today's noisy bunch are from Bristol.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57They are getting their last chance of a right good
0:01:57 > 0:02:01scream in front of head teacher Miss Gobstop and form tutor Mr Gross.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04This loud lot are seriously going to struggle.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07They will have to keep it shut to have any chance of going home
0:02:07 > 0:02:08with a prize.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- You, step forward. Name?- JONATHAN!
0:02:12 > 0:02:17In case you did not get that it was Jonathan.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Jonathan would like to make a sound like a cow all day
0:02:19 > 0:02:20as it annoys his teachers.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22It puts them in a right moo-d!
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- You, step forward. Name?- ABI!
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Abi hates it when her sister makes a really annoying goat noise.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36It really gets her goat. Why Abi has a goat I have no idea.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- You, step forward. Name?- JAMIE.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Wow, I think he unlodged a bit of old ear wax!
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Jamie used to hate the sound of his dog howling loudly.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49But he loves it now-ooooh!
0:02:49 > 0:02:54- You, step forward. Name?- CHLOE.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58If Chloe could only make one noise she would pop her mouth
0:02:58 > 0:03:00with her finger all day.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Is that what they call pop music?
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Get out. Get rid of them quickly. Go, go, go.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13It's time for classes to begin - the first lesson, General Studies
0:03:13 > 0:03:15with Mr Gross.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18This grotty teacher picks the most revolting challenges for his pupils,
0:03:18 > 0:03:22so what awaits the team from Bristol in their first Silent Test?
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Oh, wash your hands and bin that hanky, Mr Gross.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30KNOCK ON DOOR
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- Come in.- Aye-aye-aye!
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Knock knock. - Knock what?- Knock knock.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39You have knocked once already. Why are you knocking again?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41It is a joke.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Knock knock.- Who's there?- Done up. - Done up who?- Done a poo!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46He just said it!
0:03:46 > 0:03:50- Done up who? Done up who? - Don't you get it?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- I don't get it. Done up who? - Done a poo!
0:03:53 > 0:03:59Don't muck me, sonny, you'll come to grief. I am Mr Gross,
0:03:59 > 0:04:01your General Studies teacher.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04You are here because you're incessantly noisy
0:04:04 > 0:04:07and you're going to try to prove that you can be silent.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10But I don't think you can.
0:04:10 > 0:04:15But at the end of the day it doesn't matter what I think,
0:04:15 > 0:04:21because it's all down to our lovely headmistress Miss Gobstop.
0:04:21 > 0:04:26- You have a crush on her! - I won't hear gossip. It's not true.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Yes you do.- Shush.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34Miss Gobstop is listening on these fluffy little microphones.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37She knows if you're making too much noise.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41It's time for your first Silent Test.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45This test is all about gardening.
0:04:45 > 0:04:51I will spin the wheel and whoever's colour comes up will have to
0:04:51 > 0:04:56test one of the compost balls from the school compost heap.
0:04:56 > 0:05:03They smell very suspicious and I think they're pretty gooey inside.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06As it's the only way to test things that you don't know what they are -
0:05:06 > 0:05:09the chosen child will smash it on the head.
0:05:09 > 0:05:16And the mission is to be silent throughout. The test starts now.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I love this game.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Six compost balls, but whose colour is going to come up first?
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Can the whole team stay silent?
0:05:29 > 0:05:33It has stopped on purple. Abi has the purple tie so she is up first.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Oh it's a runny one.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47- CHUCKLES - That was a chuckle there.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Miss Gobstop will not like that.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55There is a drip and I don't mean from Abi's hair.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Time to spin the wheel of misfortune again.
0:06:01 > 0:06:08Who will be head-butting a ball this time? It's blue. Chloe is next.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13And it's a stinker.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Look at that. Straight onto the head no messing.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23But Chloe's staying composed with the compost.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Keep that up and they're going to pass this test.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31OK let's go round again.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36It's Abi again.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Is it going to be another runny one?
0:06:42 > 0:06:46No it's a dry one. Can Abi keep hushed this time?
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Who's going to get ball number four?
0:06:55 > 0:07:00It's green which means it's Jamie's first ball.
0:07:02 > 0:07:07Well, what happened there? He nearly missed his own head.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Mr Gross not missing his head and putting compost on it.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17Back to the wheel and the final two balls.
0:07:19 > 0:07:25It's purple and Abi is up again. Third time unlucky.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Great action, no messing, apart from all over her face.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Abi staying silent. Good stuff.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Last compost ball. It's the last one. Let's hope it's juicy.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Abi again. What are the chances of that?
0:07:50 > 0:07:51SNIGGER
0:07:51 > 0:07:55But was that a snigger? Remember, too much noise
0:07:55 > 0:07:57and it's a fail from Miss Gobstop.
0:07:59 > 0:08:05Look at that gunk go. Mr Gross is loving this.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08And your silent test is over.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10CHEERING
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Time for the results. Have the team banked their first prize?
0:08:13 > 0:08:20- I must say, Abi, you do look a lot better. How do you feel?- Good.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23How do you think you did in the Silent Test?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I think you did quite badly.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28But it doesn't matter, at the end of the day what you think
0:08:28 > 0:08:29or what I think.
0:08:29 > 0:08:35The only person that matters is the Glorious Miss Gobstop.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39KIDS: Ooh!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42I won't have idle gossip. Let's see how you did on the test.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Attention, attention. This is Miss Gobstop.
0:08:46 > 0:08:51Jonathan, Jamie, Chloe, not a peep.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Abi, your giggling was heard even through the compost.
0:09:01 > 0:09:08But this is just the beginning. Be careful. Class...
0:09:08 > 0:09:13Here come the results. Will the day start with a prize in the bank?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15..passed.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16CHEERING
0:09:16 > 0:09:23- I don't believe it! Get out.- Your crush went against you!
0:09:23 > 0:09:27It did did it? Get out of my class. Shut the door on your way.
0:09:27 > 0:09:33- Get your hair cut!- Good riddance.- Get a wig and a new hairstyle!
0:09:33 > 0:09:37KIDS SHOUTING
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- He was the lucky one. - I didn't get any.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42She started giggling, but we don't blame her
0:09:42 > 0:09:44because she got it on her head.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46And we're going to get through the next class
0:09:46 > 0:09:49because the work as a team and we make each other laugh
0:09:49 > 0:09:51but we don't do it when we are in a test.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53CHEERING
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- Attention, attention...- 'Jay-Z is in the house.'
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- This is the school of.... - 'Justin Bieber.'- Due to a technical
0:10:03 > 0:10:07oversight the Tannoy system is experiencing
0:10:07 > 0:10:11interference from a local radio station.
0:10:11 > 0:10:17- It's going to take...- 'Jedward's new single...'- ..to sort this issue.
0:10:17 > 0:10:22- Thank you.- 'Lady Gaga, I was born this way.'- AARGH!
0:10:22 > 0:10:27It's time for Class Two, Geography with Miss Adventure.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30She travelled the world before she popped up at the School Of Silence.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Can our pupils pick up another prize in her class?
0:10:38 > 0:10:39KNOCK ON DOOR
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Come in, come in, young roamers. Shut the door. Lovely.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- HE WHOOPS - Sit up straight.
0:10:46 > 0:10:51I'm Miss Adventure, Geography teacher. Welcome to my class.
0:10:51 > 0:10:56- I understand you passed Mr Gross's lesson.- It was too easy.
0:10:56 > 0:11:01- It was easy was it? Do you think my class will be easy?- Probably.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05It's not going to be easy at all. I have a fiendish test for you.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08I'm going to defeat you in my Silence Test.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10I'm going to defeat you,
0:11:10 > 0:11:12I'm going to defeat you, I'm going to defeat you.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16So, it's time for my Silent Test.
0:11:16 > 0:11:22Every explorer needs to be able to play "Bottumo"
0:11:22 > 0:11:25which is of course bottom sumo.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28You will each step into the ring using only your bottom to
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- force my- "Bottumo"- champion out of the ring.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33I have a treat for you.
0:11:33 > 0:11:38I have the world champion of "Bottumo" here today.
0:11:38 > 0:11:44All the way from Paris. I have Francois.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47How will our team get on against Francois from Paris?
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Francois!
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Each contestant must try and stay in the ring while they
0:11:53 > 0:11:55and the rest of the team stay silent.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57"Bottumo".
0:11:57 > 0:11:59First up is Jonathan.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Your Silence Test commences in five,
0:12:02 > 0:12:06four, three, two, one, play "Bottumo"!
0:12:12 > 0:12:13GASPS
0:12:13 > 0:12:18Is that gasping already? A little laughing going on also.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Jonathan has not stopped with the noise since he entered the ring.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26Miss Gobstop will not be happy.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27He's out.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31"Bottumo".
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Next it's Abi. Can she stay quieter than Jonathan?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Not that that's difficult.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44Look at that defensive bottom shuffling technique. Textbook stuff.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Done in complete silence. I like it.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54And she has won her bout. Well done.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55"Bottumo".
0:12:55 > 0:12:59And it's Jamie's turn.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Can he keep quiet and help get the team another prize?
0:13:03 > 0:13:04SQUEALS
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Not if Miss Gobstop catches Jamie sniggering.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16There's the technique commonly known as running away.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18GRUNTS
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Is that more noise from Jamie?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Bout over. Bout over.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Francois is the winner. "Bottumo".
0:13:30 > 0:13:32The final bout.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35It's a real David versus Goliath contest here.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Can Chloe upset the odds and stay silent?
0:13:42 > 0:13:47There's some determined bottom barging from Chloe there.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48What an upset!
0:13:48 > 0:13:51She has knocked Le Grand Fromage out in total silence.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Was her effort enough to make up for Jamie and Jonathan's noise?
0:13:55 > 0:13:56Your Silence Test is over.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58CHEERING
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Here comes the results. Pass or fail.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03"Bottumo". How do you think you did Jonathan? Do you think you passed?
0:14:03 > 0:14:06I'm not sure.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- We might have passed. - Abi, how do you think you did?
0:14:09 > 0:14:10We're going to pass.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13You're definite about that. I don't think you're going to pass.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Francois, do you think they're going to pass?- No.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19But it doesn't matter what I think. It's what Miss Gobstop thinks.
0:14:19 > 0:14:24- Let's find out if you've passed. - Attention. This is Miss Gobstop.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Jamie, squealing like a piggy.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29SQUEALS
0:14:33 > 0:14:40Not appropriate. Jonathan, a lot of groaning and panting.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43PANTING
0:14:46 > 0:14:47Class...
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Is it going to be the pupils' second banked prize?
0:14:51 > 0:14:52..failed.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55FRANCOIS: Ooh-ooh-ooh!
0:14:55 > 0:15:01What a shame you failed my Silence Test. Never mind.
0:15:01 > 0:15:07I've had enough of you. Get out. Off you go. Goodbye. Lovely.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13We don't blame Jonathan and Jamie for making too much sound.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16..And turn!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18I used too much cheek so I need to stop that for now.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20She said you were screaming like a pig.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23KIDS: We're going to pass the next class.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26CHEERING
0:15:28 > 0:15:30We'll see. Meanwhile in the school's hamster cage.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32How many syllables?
0:15:32 > 0:15:37I know, I know, it's a film. No it's a song. I've got it.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Silent Night. Bank!
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the school's Performing Arts
0:15:46 > 0:15:48teacher, Mr Les Prance.
0:15:48 > 0:15:53A former star of silent radio. With only one prize banked so far
0:15:53 > 0:15:58How are our pupils going to get on with the next test?
0:15:58 > 0:16:00WHOOPING
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Wake up, Mr Prance.- Whoa!
0:16:05 > 0:16:11I am Mr Prance, teacher of Performing Arts.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Here in the Theatre Of Silence...
0:16:13 > 0:16:15SNORING...
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Sorry am I keeping you awake?
0:16:16 > 0:16:21- No.- In the Theatre Of Silence I am here to test you to prove that you
0:16:21 > 0:16:24cannot remain quiet.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- Are you going to pass this class? - Yes.- OK.
0:16:27 > 0:16:32I can tell at a glance you'll not beat Mr Prance.
0:16:32 > 0:16:39It's now time for my Silent Test. This is the School Of Silence
0:16:39 > 0:16:42first silent orchestra.
0:16:42 > 0:16:47You will be my cymbal players. In a silent orchestra what do we want?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49- Silence.- Shut up!
0:16:49 > 0:16:53Remember, Miss Gobstop will be listening to every single
0:16:53 > 0:16:54sound you make.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59This test is percussion practice, School Of Silence style.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02The team must use their cymbals to catch the gunge-filled
0:17:02 > 0:17:04balloons that Mr Prance will lob at them.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Can they do it silently? Can they keep clean? I doubt it.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11Your Silence Test begins now.
0:17:11 > 0:17:16It's Jonathan and Chloe up first. Mr Prance is off.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20It's a barrage of balloons, but the pupils are keeping quiet
0:17:20 > 0:17:23under pressure. Well defended.
0:17:23 > 0:17:2620 seconds left.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Jonathan's been splattered.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Look at that. Brilliant hand-eye-shut-mouth coordination.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Is this going to mean a pass
0:17:40 > 0:17:44and more importantly will keep Miss Gobstop happy?
0:17:44 > 0:17:47It has. Look at that. A rare smile.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Next up is Jamie and Abi.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Can they keep up the good work and help bank the team another prize?
0:17:53 > 0:17:58Mr Prance is off again. There's his spin. It's a tricky delivery.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Abi has knocked that away.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07But she gets soaked on that one much to Jonathan's silent amusement.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Agh!
0:18:10 > 0:18:12That got a groan out of Jamie.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Miss Gobstop didn't like that any more than he did.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19The final 20 seconds and Prance is firing everything at them.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30He's taking no prisoners.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Feathers there, but Jamie's not chicken!
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Can Prance break them in the final few seconds?
0:18:35 > 0:18:39And the Silence Test is complete!
0:18:39 > 0:18:40CHEERING
0:18:42 > 0:18:47Once again I have proved without a shadow of a doubt that
0:18:47 > 0:18:48I am brilliant.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52You lot, my word, I think I have to
0:18:52 > 0:18:55continue my search for my cymbal players.
0:18:55 > 0:19:00Jamie, what's all this? It's not shadowboxing, it's cymbal playing.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Miss Gobstop has been listening through your microphones
0:19:03 > 0:19:07and she will tell you whether you have passed or failed.
0:19:07 > 0:19:12Attention, attention, this is Miss Gobstop.
0:19:12 > 0:19:19Chloe, Jonathan, Abi, you all have natural rhythm.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26As for Jamie, you dropped a clanger!
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Agh!
0:19:29 > 0:19:33Well, Class...
0:19:33 > 0:19:37What's it going to be? A pass and another prize banked or a fail?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39..passed.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41CHEERING
0:19:41 > 0:19:42No! No!
0:19:42 > 0:19:44'This is Miss Gobstop.'
0:19:44 > 0:19:50Will the new pupils please report to my office immediately?
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Get out!
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- We are silent!- Yes, yes! Out, out!
0:19:55 > 0:19:59So with all classes over it's time for the pupils to see Miss Gobstop
0:19:59 > 0:20:02and get their reports before the final exam.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05- KNOCK ON DOOR - Come in.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08So, you were sent here because you're all far too noisy.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Were we?- We have put you through Silent Tests.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- Shall we see how you've done.- Yes.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Jonathan, little bit of a grunter, aren't we?
0:20:16 > 0:20:18GRUNTING
0:20:18 > 0:20:23Abi. Lady luck covered you in muck.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Still a bit yellow already, aren't you?
0:20:29 > 0:20:35But you've done quite well. Jamie, not very good at keeping that shut.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37GRUNTING
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Chloe, quiet as a mouse, strong as an ox.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45You beat that "Bottumo", didn't you?
0:20:48 > 0:20:51You've had three classes. You've passed two.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53That means you've banked two prizes.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55I'm going to send you off to the Professor
0:20:55 > 0:20:58in the Science Lab for the Final Exam
0:20:58 > 0:21:01where you're going to keep it quiet and then
0:21:01 > 0:21:03if you pass, you get to go home,
0:21:03 > 0:21:05not only with all the prizes you've banked
0:21:05 > 0:21:07but with the Golden Gobstopper.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- How about that?- Good.- Yeah.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12But if you fail you don't get anything.
0:21:12 > 0:21:17- One last thing - Mr Gross is in love with you.- Is he?- Yeah.- Bless him.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Off to your final exam. Are you ready?- Yes.- Go!
0:21:20 > 0:21:22WHOOPING
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Cheeky little cherubs!
0:21:26 > 0:21:29It's time for the final exam with The Professor.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32His dastardly lab full of his newest and greatest inventions is
0:21:32 > 0:21:35all that's standing between our bunch from Bristol and their prizes.
0:21:37 > 0:21:43Ah, Guten tag, children. Welcome to your Final Examination.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46I am the Professor. With the help of my assistant Herr Helmut...
0:21:46 > 0:21:50"I ate an onion sandwich." Ahem. Aargh.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54We will be testing to see if you have learned the silence, ja?
0:21:54 > 0:22:00- From what I hear you will fail. Fail, fail, fail!- Oh yeah?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02- Yes...- I've got a joke for you. - You've got a joke for me?
0:22:02 > 0:22:06- Knock knock.- Who's there? Silence! What we will do -
0:22:06 > 0:22:10I will pit you against the power of my latest experiments.
0:22:10 > 0:22:15However, if you make three of the bad, bad noises you will fail.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17"Na-na-na. He stuck his tongue out at me!"
0:22:17 > 0:22:18You're talking to a puppet.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21He is not a puppet, he's my dearest friend.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24The one called Jamie is onto us. "Don't panic. Don't panic."
0:22:24 > 0:22:28I'm panicking, I'm panicking! Get off! Right!
0:22:28 > 0:22:30What will happen today is that
0:22:30 > 0:22:33if you make three of the bad, bad noises you will
0:22:33 > 0:22:37fail, but if you manage to keep it quiet, as unlikely as that is,
0:22:37 > 0:22:39then you will graduate
0:22:39 > 0:22:42and you will win the fantastic elusive Gobstopper
0:22:42 > 0:22:46and some amazing prizes. Are you ready to commence?
0:22:46 > 0:22:48KIDS: Yes.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50It looks like the Professor is determined
0:22:50 > 0:22:53to keep the Golden Gobstopper out of their hands. Do your worst!
0:22:53 > 0:22:58We shall begin in drei, zwei, eins!
0:22:58 > 0:23:01THUNDER
0:23:01 > 0:23:06Let us see my wonderful new experiments.
0:23:06 > 0:23:11Number one. Something very special for you.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12First up is Abi.
0:23:12 > 0:23:13This is animal pie.
0:23:13 > 0:23:18It is made with lots of good ingredients like, pig snot
0:23:18 > 0:23:21and panda doo-doo and it's very bad.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25I know. Would you like a little taste? No?
0:23:25 > 0:23:30Ooh! there goes the pie in the face.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34What about now? Hmm?
0:23:34 > 0:23:35But no reaction from Abi.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Right, the next one we do.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Next it's Chloe.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42I am going to pit you against Herr Helmut.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46He is the stare-out champion of all of great Britain.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50Do you think you can beat him? Look him in the eye.
0:23:50 > 0:23:55"Look me in the eye, Chloe. Look me in the eye. I've got to sneeze."
0:23:55 > 0:24:01Don't sneeze, we're in the middle of an examina... "Ah-choo!"
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Not a flicker. What strength, what willpower. Masterful gameplay.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16She is good. She is strong this one.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Now it's Jonathan's turn.
0:24:18 > 0:24:23What do we have next? Yes, my special friend here.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26This is my singing chicken.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29It's like a chicken version of Lady Gaga.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31What's that? You're not feeling well?
0:24:31 > 0:24:33You think you're going to be sick?
0:24:33 > 0:24:35He's going to be sick. Oh dear.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38"Nnnnngh!"
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Jonathan has been splurged by chicken,
0:24:44 > 0:24:46but was that a gasp behind his hands?
0:24:46 > 0:24:51It could have been worse. It could have came out the other end!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Right, now finally we come to you.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Last up is Jamie.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56Is he the weakest link?
0:24:56 > 0:24:59I have something very special for you.
0:24:59 > 0:25:05It is my anti-gravity paint. It floats in the air above your head.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Here we go.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12Success, success!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16You broke my anti-gravity paint!
0:25:16 > 0:25:22You will pay for this. Let's see if we can get...
0:25:22 > 0:25:24My machines have gone crazy again!
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Let me see if I can get you cleaned up.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Jamie holding on bravely there.
0:25:28 > 0:25:33We're into the final 20 seconds now. They really want those prizes.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Can they keep it up without setting off the Gobstop 3000?
0:25:36 > 0:25:40Remember three strikes mean they are expelled
0:25:40 > 0:25:42and they go home empty-handed.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52That is it. The final examination is over.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Ha-ha-ha!
0:25:55 > 0:26:00Well, you little noisy monsters, how do you think you did?
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Did you think you squeaked or squawked? I think you did.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07If it was up to me you would fail outright. But that is not up to me.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10It is up to the beautiful Fraulein Gobstopper to see
0:26:10 > 0:26:13if you have passed the School Of Silence or if you're expelled.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16She is a beautiful lady. Do not laugh at her.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20- You've got a crush on her like Mr Gross!- They're onto us!
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Do not tell anyone! Enough of this!
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Fraulein Gobstopper?
0:26:25 > 0:26:28They have passed two classes and failed one.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31With two prizes and the Golden gobstopper at stake did they
0:26:31 > 0:26:33pass the final exam and graduate?
0:26:33 > 0:26:37Fraulein Gobstopper, how did my wonderful guinea pigs do?
0:26:37 > 0:26:43I was listening to my Gobstop 3000.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45You...
0:26:45 > 0:26:47DRUM ROLL
0:26:50 > 0:26:52..have graduated!
0:26:52 > 0:26:55CHEERING
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Well, a great victory for the team from Bristol.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02They have won their prizes and the Golden Gobstop.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Let us see how they did it.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08The Professor dug deep, but even using his world-famous animal pie,
0:27:08 > 0:27:12anti-gravity paint, and a sick-singing chicken,
0:27:12 > 0:27:15he only got the slightest of gasps from Jonathan.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Incredibly they have registered absolutely no
0:27:18 > 0:27:21strikes on the Gobstop 3000.
0:27:21 > 0:27:22What an outstanding performance.
0:27:22 > 0:27:26I can't remember the last time that happened.
0:27:26 > 0:27:31You graduated. That means you get to go to the Confiscation Cupboard
0:27:31 > 0:27:35and take your prizes. Now, get out and spread the silence.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Go!
0:27:37 > 0:27:40WHOOPING
0:27:40 > 0:27:43CHATTER
0:27:54 > 0:27:56CHEERING
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